Rob Schneider Annihilates Fauci and Talks Norm Macdonald Documentary

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You can also get the podcast wherever you like to listen and for extra content, add free episodes and more. You can head over to our sub stack and sign up today. Roll out. Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on the choice. We're gonna mandate you get it on. Welcome the star of down Paris, go Rob Schneider. Yeah, man. Oh, come on. That was a fun one, man. That's back when you could make movies that were fun. I mean, I literally saw it in the theater. No, I know exactly where I was. Yeah. Yeah. Saw it alone. Saw in the theater. Was working for K-Rock. I started doing like movie reviews and that movie must have been late 94 early 95. 95. Yeah. 95. And I'm telling you, I never want to go to a movie alone, but when you review movies, you just have to go alone because you got a job to do and you kind of you get more out of them. You kind of remember more. I think so. You know, I remember like the first day, first show. Kelsey Grammer. I had to go see Meaning of Life because Monty Python. Yeah, I had to go. Right. And there's only two people at the 12 o'clock show in San Francisco on the Friday to see it. And it was me and the guy laughing in the very last row. Oh, that's Robin back there. Oh, really? At the 1130 AM show. What year, what were you doing back then? Okay, this must have been 82. So, I mean, literally at 16, I remember at 15, I told my dad, I said, you know, there's a comedy club in San Francisco and they'll let anybody on Monday nights if you sign up. And he said two words, let's go. Really? And so he took me there and I had like my trombone, you know, I didn't know what I was doing. I was like, you know, it's just embarrassing having for drunk people to be around children. But then I knew I said, okay, all right, I'm too young for this. But at 16, I started to go a little bit more 17, eight. By the time I was, you know, 18, 19, I was in. And your dad was supportive. My dad was, my mom thought I was a loser because she was like, Robert, what do you need something to fall back on? What if this doesn't work out for Robert? I don't know anyone who doesn't. But my dad, he loved comedy. He had comedy albums. It's kind of weird because immigrant moms and or dads come here thinking you've got to focus on education. You've got to get a nice job as a dental assistant, there's a nurse or something. And what they don't really realize is they're missing the whole essence of what the United States is. Like, no, you go to your country to be a nurse. You come here to be a comedian, a dancer, transsexual, like you come here to realize your dreams, not to do shit in a uniform. Your parents came here to give you the opportunity to do what you wanted to do. Because the Koreans were the ones that were the most frustrated I felt like, more than the Filipinos. Because the Filipinos are more open because they assimilated and they knew English back in the Philippines. And so the Koreans were the ones that came over here who worked seven days a week. And then they had their relatives come and stay for years. I remember I had friends of mine, they lived because we had relatives coming in from Manila. They would stay for a few months, six months the most. Then they get their own place. There they had their relatives, their first cousins stay for 10 years. So that was a sacrifice. And then they open up their own Kentucky Fried Chicken or a dry cleaner. And then the kids don't want to have the same work ethic and it drives them nuts. The kids, I mean, the work ethic, man. I mean, my kids, how would one develop a motor if one did not need a motor? Like, if you have to really break it down, it's not even their fault. It's literally like, you know, you may blame this community for taking free money from the government, but you set that up and now you're enticing them. And you're like, why are you having kids at a wedlock? Because I get paid because you enticed me to do this. You incentivized me to do this. You know, celebs, I mean, the kids of the celebrity, it's always, the kids of the celebrity are always a big fat disappointment. And by the, the biggest disappointment is when two celebrities get out of kid and now you're like, oh, that's why, like, I, when I think of the Brinkley and Billy Joel, and that's all, that's all we got. That's why I think, when I think of the Somalians coming here and stealing from us, I think of what an amazing country this is where somebody can come and do that. Because they're just trying to survive over there in Somalia, but they know if they can get here to Minnesota, probably the dumbest of any state, most of the most gullible of all people. Oh, yeah. Okay, sure. You can come do that. And they, I mean, why wouldn't they try to take every dime and every penny from these stupid people? Well, also, how rich a country must you be in order for people to embezzle billions of dollars and we don't notice it. Like, that's, that's pretty good. You know, I mean, like, if your daughter is ordering Nobu on Grubhub three times a day and you don't notice it, it means you're fucking rich. Like, good news is we are, we must be rich, because we somehow can take millions of dollars and just chuck it out of a window and nobody knows and nobody cares. Right. I mean, and if it wasn't discovered, it would have kept going on and on. And it really wouldn't have made that big a difference. No, I agree. It is funny when they get angry at the people who discovered it. I enjoy that. When you see them at the airport and they have 800,000, that was my money. No, I took this. No, I earned this money. I stole it properly from you stupid people here in Minnesota. They are bringing suitcases with millions of dollars in it out of the airport in Minneapolis constantly for years and nobody said anything. Well, a few people said a few things, but they didn't listen because their constituency is that group. This whole thing of let's not anger the criminals is kind of a weird, it's a weird position to be in. It's like, who votes for you? Illegals, criminals, felons, and people that are ripping off the government. All right. Let's not anger them. Well, what would anger them? I don't know, enforcement of our laws. Okay. Well, we don't get on the wrong side of the people who vote for us. Well, you're opening up as a chasm here. And what you're really saying is that there are people that can, this society is particularly susceptible to bad faith actors for people to come in without the best intentions and to abuse the system that has afforded them these incredible freedoms and luxuries. I mean, the thing about this country is if you get in, you are lucky. If you become an American citizen, it is incredible. However, if you come in with the bad intentions or you come in here and you realize there's a system that you could really corrupt and that could be corrupted to benefit you, but it doesn't seem that difficult. These don't seem to be like highly educated people who are able to figure out the system. Right. Yes. I think Tom Cruise coming from the ceiling kind of wire. They're filling out forms. Well, I mean, when you see, when they go to these places, strip malls with 15 learning centers in the same building, and the place is a hospice, but it's a mop closet and there's nobody ever there. Like all you would have to do is put a very minimum amount of effort into discovering this stuff. And it's very accessible, like super easy. Like the guy who blew the lid off the whole thing, Nick, that guy doesn't even have two microphones. He has to hold a lab and then hold the other one. Like that guy went down to fucking Radio Shack and spent 28 bucks. He does not even have a second microphone. He has an iPhone nine and one microphone that he clips off his lapel and then holds it at the guy. The guy probably thinks he's talking to a dead mouse or something. And that's it. Was able to undo the whole thing. Yeah. And that the career of Tim Walts collapsed right after that. Yeah. That's well, the Democratic party just doesn't consider any repercussions or any downfall to just, no matter what it takes, just to maintain power. And it really is sad because you would think that because we only get two political parties, we don't get 10. You would think we would need two normal political parties. And truthfully, we don't have any. And the Democratic leadership to not come out and at least, that was the thing that really bothered me a lot was when things were exposed during COVID, you know, when the censorship regime, it said, yes, the government, the first thing within the first 24 hours, they censured Bobby Kennedy. That was like the first thing before they did anything, before they opened up the borders to a lot of millions of people. The first thing they did was the contact Mark Zuckerberg and Metta and before Metta and Facebook and say, listen, you have to, you can't let this guy talk and blah, blah, blah, and this, but you have to censor these people. Almost pretty much that bold. And when this is exposed, instead of the Democrats saying, you know what, that's wrong, we shouldn't do that, they were like, nah, they just attacked the investigators, you know, Matt Tyebe and Michael Schellenberger, who just, you know, had free reign to come up to whatever conclusions they wanted. And that was like, wow, they won't even admit it when it's in their face. It's the same thing like the Nazis at the end in the bunker with these imaginary armies that they say, well, well, here, here, also, we could have these troops come in. And there's, of course, it was all lies at that point. That's what I think the Democratic Party, it's all lies and subterfuge, and it's all, and they're just dealing with armies and things and an unreality that just doesn't only exist in their head. And it's just, at what point do you continue to go, I'm going to keep following these guys because they know what they're doing. I don't think anyone says because they know what they're doing, they just voted that way. They're basically the same thing with voting Democrat as they are with COVID. Nobody has ever apologized. And as I tweeted to somebody, they're like showing Deborah Marks or whoever it was who was lying about COVID. And they said, they never punish anyone. I said, the only people that ever got punished were the ones who called out the liars. They got punished. Nobody else has been punished. They're not great at admitting they were wrong about stuff. And the problem with apologizing for COVID is once you start realizing maybe I was wrong about something that's huge, well, then maybe you're wrong about other stuff. Maybe you're wrong about Trump and maybe you're wrong about Pete Hagseth or maybe you're wrong about Kennedy Jr. Once you open the door to you being wrong. It's a house of cards. It all collapses. Well, it can or you can be wrong in a vacuum or there could be a whole bunch of shit you're wrong about. That's what has to happen though. The house of cards has to collapse because there's been no correction from the Democrats. There's been no correction. There's been, of course, no one prosecuted. There's been no one even brought up on criminal charges for any of this stuff. And what has to happen is you have to have what I think could happen now. The last time we had three presidents that did not have successive terms. If you think about that, you go from Nixon, didn't complete his second term, and then Ford Carter. Those are three. One single term. And then what did it lead to? He had the two Reagan's and one Bush. So here's what we have. You have a Trump, Biden, Trump. And if history does anything, it likes to repeat itself. So I think you could have the back end of that, which is one Trump, two Vance's, or hopefully Rubio. And then there's going to have to be a real course correction because when the Democrats do get their asses kicked enough, then they go, you know what? We are the pro-death penalty. Remember, these are super predators. We are pro-death penalty Democrats. And they had to adjust. And the only reason really Clinton even won is because of the third party candidate, Ross Perot. Yeah. Well, the thing that I always find super interesting is when people flip-flop on a subject as an adult, like the joke I always kind of make is Joe Biden, their stuff from him from the 90s or 2001 saying no gay marriage or super predators or, you know, whatever, take these drug dealers and lock them up and throw away a key. And then I always go, you have to understand, he was a fresh-faced, bright-eyed 62-year-old, like at the time, you know, because it's true. You could be wrong about it. You were in college, right? You're so young, so naive, such an idealist, fresh. I mean, honestly, it's one thing to go, look, when I was 19, I smoked a lot of pot and I was a big Fidel Castro fan and I got the Shake of our shirt and I was kind of fucking out of my mind. And now I look back and I'm like, kind of embarrassed. Now I'm in my 40s, I look back. These guys, Kamala Harris, is flip-flopping on shit she did in her early 50s. You know what I mean? Remember Dennis Haspert, you know, he got caught. This is during the Clinton fiasco when he was brought up for impeachment charges, for lying, you know, about the intern. Dennis Haspert, he got exposed for cheating, you know, and the former Speaker of the House, the Republican. And he said, it's something I did in my youth. I was 41. Right. Right. My youth. I was barely a child, just out of college by 20 years. Right. So it is, I'm always dubious when somebody changes their mind about something when they're fully formed adults. And I don't know, I mean, what do you think you've changed your mind on, if anything, as an adult? Wow. I think realizing that everything, everything is captured. There's a capture media. And yet, I'm talking our media is obviously captured. Our government is captured by industry. And our political parties, the two political parties, are completely captured. And this was the medical pharma just owns, the biggest, you know, I've learned that through the years. They're the biggest contributors to not just federal politicians, but state politicians. Everything's captured. And yet we're the freest country in the world. Can you imagine a country that has no freedoms at all? At least we can talk about it. And thankfully, for a freedom of speech, we do have a chance to redress our grievances. However, here you have something like, why can't we get, when 84% of the American public wants to put the Save America Act, which is basically only Americans can vote. And the Republican-controlled Congress can't get it through. So there's just nothing we can do at this point. You realize, but yet, at the same time, this is still the greatest. Everything's captured. Universities are captured. Oh my God. The academia is nuts. And you have the, you know, so, and yet this is the freest country. Can you imagine, is that something new that's happened? Or is this something that's always been, and I just never noticed it? I gotta believe it's new, but, always existed. Yeah. Was it just exposed though, because of COVID, that you realize, because during COVID, you realized everything's a lie. Everyone's lying. Everyone's in on it. And very few people at the time, you were one, were calling bullshit on this. But that's when you kind of realized, I think the veil was lifted, and you saw the great odds behind the curtain shifting. Well, there are little indicators that'll be helpful. Like, if people are listening and they're just trying to unearth the truth or find that sweet spot where the truth lies, there's a couple things. If you want to know who to believe and who not to believe, like, if you have people sort of saying, if people are agnostic about things, like you say, did COVID originate in a wet market or in a lab? And someone goes, I don't know. Yeah. I mean, makes sense. It was from a lab since that lab experiments with those types of diseases or viruses, but maybe it came from a pangolin. I don't know. Then I would tend to believe that guy. When that guy goes, listen, it definitely came from a lab, or sorry, definitely came from a pangolin, and it came from a wet market, and it never came from a lab. And by the way, I want you thrown off the internet for even suggesting that it might have come from a lab. Now, I don't trust that guy. You guys knew Ivermectin was horse paced or didn't work. Like, you knew all this stuff immediately. How would you know? And how come more people weren't agnostic? And how come Sanjay Gupta would go, listen, I don't know, hydroxychloroquine, Ivermectin, talk to your doctor. Yeah, right. Maybe it's, we don't know. It's called a novel virus. How would we know if it works or not? Why don't you try it out? And by the way, it's both of them, you know, Ivermectin or hydroxychloroquine is safe. There's a lot of people that are on it. So go ahead and try it out. Like, we never did. It was horse paced. So that's how you know that guy's lying, right? And when Fauci, you kind of get, just, I went on a tirade about Fauci when he had Jim Jordan questioning him about Black Lives Matter. And I just yelled to everyone. It was a weird thing. I just went, this guy's corrupted. We don't need to listen to him anymore. And everyone kind of looked at me and they went, let's talk to Fauci. And I said, yeah, but he's corrupted. Watch the tape. He watched the tape and they went, well, he's, but he's, why? And I go, don't you see what I'm saying? He's been corrupted. He's been adulterated. Well, that's what happens. I think what you're talking about, first of all, I just remember when the NBC News guy, who's the guy, the black anchor that was on a few years back, an NBC. I'll think of it in a second. But when Trump was meeting with Putin and Trump made a statement, Lester Holt, yeah. When Trump made a statement and then you cut back to Lester Holt, and this was something new that I had not seen before, where Lester Holt shook his head, like, can you believe that crap? It's like, why are you tipping off the audience how to think? Lester Holt, they said, this is no longer objective news. And that's when the objectivity and newscast just fell off the cliff. Right. So when you hear and see little things, like when they'll go, they'll go, AOC says she spoke to the chupacabra. And then they'll go, Donald Trump falsely says the election was rigged. It's like, no, no, Donald Trump says the election was rigged. That's his statement. You don't have to add the falsely. Because the statement is the election was rigged. And the statement was, I spoke to the chupacabra. But you don't have to add falsely. That's her statement. You see what I'm saying? So when they start adding the commentary, that's what you know. But that's why, like, it's so egregious now that like, and CNN got had to retract their statement from the other day when, you know, two teenagers, I'm sure you must have talked about it, two teenagers stroll into Manhattan on a warm day, not knowing that only to have their afternoon interrupted by chucking bombs. Isn't that unbelievable? That is that is it. If you did that on Saturday Night Live, okay, that's kind of a mildly funny sketch. But the fact that that's a news organization and thankfully they got called out on it. Oh, yeah, that's the new world order. I have no idea why they're doing this to their business, though. Somebody has to get home. Because it's not a business. I guess not. For them, it's not a business. To me, it seems like trying to, for what you're describing about like, you know, people not being able to see that Fauci was a con man and a liar, who'd managed to just survive and causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people during AIDS epidemic, at least 100,000, is they weren't able to see it. Because again, it's these people coming in with bad faith into whether it's a country like the United States coming in to here to destroy this or steal as much as they can from a pirate culture like Somalia. And it is, if you listen to Ayanne Hersey-Ali, she'll tell you this is a pirate culture. And they're going to come in and take whatever they can because of, you know, stupid people in Minnesota. Here, I'll tell you another tell, and then I'll play this Fauci clip because you'll get it when you hear it. There's a couple of tells. It's not being agnostic. Like, just literally going, I don't know if that medication will work. Try it. Talk to your doctor. I don't know where, I don't know the origin of COVID. It makes sense. It's from the lab, but I don't know. When they, all of a sudden, don't know stuff, and they formally knew everything. So it's like, when they said to Fauci, what about natural immunity? He's like, I don't know. I don't know anything about it. It's like, oh, you don't know anything because you knew everything about this, but now you don't know anything. Now you're lying. So listen to him. What is this from, by the way? What here? I remember going to the airport after us and yelling at everyone in the car what was going on. But this is, this is, this is July 2020. And Fauci, this is early. And this is Fauci being confused. Mr. Chairman, Dr. Fauci, do protests increase the spread of the virus? Do protests increase the spread of the virus? I think I can make a general statement. Well, half a million protesters on June 6th alone. I'm just asking that number of people. Does it increase the spread of the virus? Crowding together, particularly when you're not wearing a mask, contributes to the spread of the virus. Should we limit the protesting? I'm not sure what you mean. Should, how do you say limit? All right, hold on. Okay, first thing. I'm dumb. I'm dumb. What do you mean? How do we limit? You shut down every church. You shut down every school. You shut down the beaches. You shut everything down. What do you mean? How do we limit? You took bulldozers and you scooped sand into skate parks and you tore down the beach volleyball nets. You cut down the beach volleyball nets and you welded pipes over basketball hoops at the park. And you covered nets around swing sets. And you arrested a guy who was paddle boarding in the bay. So what do you mean? How do we police this? You do it by what you've just got done doing this Fauci. But anyway, he's confused. He's just a Cumbul caveman lawyer. And he said masked. Yeah, I did say masked. I'm not sure what you mean. Should how do we say limit the protesting to government limit the protesting? I don't think that's relevant to I pause it. It's not relevant. You just said groups were spreading this disease. You shut down schools and churches. You shut down restaurants and beaches. So what do you mean you don't know what he means? Yeah, he wasn't he wasn't briefed on this to what this right. Yes. Well, you just said if it increases the spread of the virus, I'm just asking should we limit it? Well, I'm not in a position to determine what the government can do in a forceful way. By the way, that's all he does. All he's been doing is making proclamations about what you can do for Thanksgiving and what you can do, you know, go have go eat in your yard. You know what I mean? Use a t shirt cannon to pass the potatoes to your grandmother's at the end of the table. Like are you fucking that? So all of a sudden, he's in no position to give any advice on COVID safety. I know it's maddening. And it's it makes me so angry because my mother passed away during COVID in 1991 in January. And they said it was in California, of course, and they're like, no, well, you can't have Wait, wait, just said 1991. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 2000. Sorry. 2021. Okay, good. Sorry. 2021. And that was, you know, hot COVID at the time. And they said you can't have a funeral. Right. I was like, fuck this. Right. We're having a funeral for my mother. And if people want to show up, we'll do it outside, but we're having one. And you try to stop me. And that's what I told us, you know, the funeral home. And that's what I told us the cemetery we're having, we're having one. And if you're not going to provide the chairs, I'll bring my own chairs. Right. If you don't want to provide anything, you don't have to provide anything. As my mother and the I paid for that casket, we're going to have it outside. And I'm going to have chairs, I'm going to have flowers, I'm going to have musicians, and I'm going to we're going to have my mother exit this place in a beautiful way, as as dignified as what is required for our loved ones. And the fact that they didn't want to have that we, I had it anyway. But it was interesting because one of the weird flukes that happens in life is I became friends with this guy. And I didn't say his name in the book, because he worked. He's a brilliant doctor, Dr. David Klonoff. And I think I could say it now. He was working at NIH. One of the guys was working hired by the government. He's a professor of medicine. And like I said, he didn't put it in the book. And he said July 3rd, 2020, I said, what's going on really? This is 2020 early around the same time, maybe a week or two before this. And he said to me, receptor 26 looks a little sticky, but don't quote me. Because he was saying that this is man-made, that this is this seems manipulated. And that's his way of saying it. And you know, and I'm a layman, what do I know? But I knew enough to know that that means it's man-made. And he said, don't quote me, because they will, what happened was if you told the truth back then, they'll ruin your career. I know. And that's so that's why you know, David Klonoff, a great man. And at the time, he knew that he couldn't. And you know, he's working for the government at the time and trying to figure this thing out. And then, but can you imagine, this is a guy, one of the most smartest guys, this is a guy who, you know, the foremost leading authority on diabetes in the world. These guys helped design, you know, artificial pancreas. This guy's a genius. And then they're stifling geniuses. This is where that this asshole Fauci was at the top of this thing, squelching any truth coming out. Oh, there's emails of him saying, silence people. All right, well, listen, listen, go back 10 seconds. But listen, this is July 2020. Listen to Fauci lying. To government limit the protesting. I don't think that's relevant to. Well, you just said if it increases the spread of the virus, I'm just asking, should we limit it? Well, I'm not in a position to determine what the government can do in a forceful way. Well, you make all kinds of recommendations. You make comments on dating on baseball and everything you can imagine. I'm just asking you just said, the protests increased the spread. I'm just asking you, should we try to limit the protest? I think I would leave that to people who have more of a position to do that. I can tell you government stopping people from going to church. Dr. Fauci. Yeah. Yeah. Last week in the Calvary Chapel case, five liberals on the Supreme Court said it was okay for Nevada to limit church services. I mean, Justice Gorsuch said it best. He said, there's no world in which the Constitution permits Nevada to favor Caesar's palace over Calvary Chapel. I'm just asking, is there a world where the Constitution says you can favor one First Amendment Liberty protesting over another? By the way, can you pause it for a second? I've said this a million times. I know it sounds a little convenient, but you go, look, Rob, you think this way and Adam thinks the same way you think. And then this guy's on that side of the aisle. Everyone has their side and he's a Democrat. Right. But I'm going to say this. You can say whatever you want about Jim Jordan. He's fucking smart. Yeah. And he's asking questions. And then you go to the other side, you get Maisie Hirono and she's like, Dr. Fauci, isn't it good? Do you like pineapple? I do. No fur. I yield my time. Like, Boland branch. You don't need all the gadgets and the apps to get better sleep. The fastest way to upgrade is by getting new sheets. Boland branch signature sheets are made from the finest 100% organic cotton. They instantly make your bed feel more comfortable, breathable and inviting. 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Pay never. Half the people on the left are fucking retarded. Like you're having trouble forming sentences and you can say whatever you want about Cotton or Jim Jordan or whoever these guys are, but they're fucking sharp. Yes. And you know what? As a matter of fact, he's circling in like literally like a very good attorney. Right. Circling in to find the truth and to expose someone who's clearly lying and clearly being evasive and inconsistent in his dogma. Well, we'll continue on. Ms. Nevada to favor Caesar's palace over Calvary Chapel. I'm just asking is there a world where the Constitution says you can favor one First Amendment Liberty protesting over another, practicing your faith. I'm not favoring anybody over anybody. I'm just making a statement that's a broad statement that avoid crowds of any type no matter where you are, because that leads to the acquisition and transmission. And I don't judge one crowd versus another crowd. When you're in a crowd, particularly if you're not wearing a mask, he wouldn't say limit protests. So what do you mean? You don't judge one crowd versus another crowd. You just did that. You would not judge the BLM protest. You're asked to, but you wouldn't do it. Yeah. All right. Sorry. favoring anybody over anybody. I'm just making a statement that's a broad statement that avoid crowds of any type no matter where you are, because that leads to the acquisition and transmission. And I don't judge one crowd versus another crowd. When you're in a crowd, particularly if you're not wearing a mask, that induces the spread. It's a simple question, doctor. Should we limit the protest? Government is obviously limiting people. And look, there's been no violence that I can see at church. I haven't seen people during a church service go out and harm police officers or burn buildings. But we know that. I mean, for 63 days, nine weeks, it's been happening in Portland. Right. Yeah. One night in Chicago, 49 officers were injured, but no limit to protest. But boy, you can't go to church on Sunday. I don't know how many times I can answer that. I'm not going to opine on limiting anything. I'm just going to tell you. You've opined on a lot of things, Dr. Fauci. Yeah, but I've never said this. This is something that directly impacts the spread of the virus. And I'm asking your position on the protest. Yeah. Well, I'm not going to opine on limiting anything. I'm telling you what it is the danger. And you can make your own conclusion about that. You should stay. By the way, hold on a second. If this guy wasn't corrupted and had a fucking shred of dignity and wasn't a liar, he would just go, yeah, no Black Lives Matter rallies and no Christian faith rallies and no KKKs through marching in the street. No any of it. All right. Well, he doesn't, the virus doesn't know if you're racist or you're pro BLM or you're gay. You have a gay flag. Yeah, it's all bad. It was a political. Just say it. It was all politics with these assholes. Well, the whole point is, is he's covered because he's allowed to say, yeah, I will shut down the Pittsburgh Steelers bar and I'll shut down the gay bar and I'll shut down the church and I'll shut down the liquor store. Like I'll just, yeah, it's all, it's all bad. It doesn't matter if you're a Raiders fan or Rams fan, both games are canceled. Like that's, that's what he could have said, but he wouldn't do it. He circled and circled and circled, but he was so scared of getting into trouble with his BLM masters. By the way, what the fuck's BLM have to do with COVID anyway? It has everything to do with COVID if you're corrupted like he was. He was. What the idea was to take down Trump at that time. Anything to take down Trump. And that was part of it. And he was part of it. He cornered Trump and they all lied to him. It was Berks and it was him and it was Redfield and they basically said, like, if you don't, four million Americans will die and you'll be known as the plague president, blah, blah, blah, if you don't shut down the country. And, you know, shutting down the country for, for two weeks was just, you know, getting their toe in the door to tyranny. And they meant to keep it as long as they could keep it until everybody got the experimental gene therapy. And it's just a, it was one of those things that happened, but how do Democrats not see it? And the only way I could describe it is, I remember there's a story from Alan Watts. He was talking about the, the Shaman because there was something so outside of their ability when the conquistadors came to the New World that literally it was such, it was unimaginable to them. That's why I see the Democratic Party. It's unimaginable to see this gigantic corruption in these morons for what they are and that the system is just, is completely filled with lies. It's the same thing when the Shaman had to come out and explain in the language of their own tribesmen to get them to, to, to visualize and see something as big as like this boat with these sails and these conquistadors. You know, it couldn't imagine it. Right. You know, it's interesting. I love it when they tell both stories. So he's talking about shutting down all events and ball games and sporting events and churches and beaches and then simultaneously saying, I have no opinion on a huge Black Lives Rally. Yeah. Right. Okay. So that's that's it. The thing that's going on now, which is kind of interesting is it's been months and months and months of Trump is a rogue dictator. He doesn't answer anyone. He does whatever he wants. He runs rough shot over the Constitution and he bullies everyone and he just is a tyrannical dictator who dances the beat of his own drum and does whatever he wants. Yeah. Now we're right into he's Netanyahu's puppet and he's Putin's puppet. So the same people that are explaining that he's a dictator that makes all his own rules is now explaining that Putin and Netanyahu have him by the short hairs and he's doing their bidding. I know. So which is it? Is he the guy who's doing their bidding or is it the guy who's doing his own dictator stuff rogue? I think it's the fact that they ignore evidence to the contrary. That's how they proceed. Any evidence to the contrary, they just gently put aside just like you saw with Fauci. It's the same ideology. It's continuing. Like for instance, when Trump does want to put something through, if a district court judge stops it, he stops it. Right. And then Trump stops and he waits until he works its way up to the next, whether it's the appellate court or the, you know, to the, to the, you know, hopefully and eventually the Supreme Court. He does wait. He does stop whatever is happening, whether it's that guy that they were kicking out of the country who was a human trafficker. It did stop and then they kicked him out of the country. He's a Maryland man. He's a man from Maryland. And it was, he was in the detentions, you know, and then the court ordered him back into the country. So they flew him back, you know, and of course the Murphy, the Moron senator from Connecticut, like he goes and has lunch with this human trafficker. It's just insane. I just don't know how crazier it could get if this wasn't a still somewhat free country. Well, it is insane that every one of their heroes is essentially a criminal or an illegal. Like it really is. Like, you know, Michael Brown is a gentle giant, you know, hands up that George Floyd, Kilmer, all these guys, like, is there one fucking decent person that you guys can put up on a poster? Yeah, you've been pushed into this insane position where you have to defend it. Be like me going, look, I'm a white guy, I'm Italian. I got to stand up for Joey Budaflucco. You know, it's like, no, you don't. But I love cars. But they don't have to stand up for the guy. They have to fuck. They're all in the rotunda taking a knee for George Floyd, the career criminal. You know what I mean? Like, yes, they got fucking duped into this stuff. And now it's insane. And they're in this weird position of having to defend illegal criminals now. Yeah, that's all they've got. Well, that's what they have at this point. You know, they had a perfect guy who's a police officer jumping over a fence. That's the guy that the Democrats can go, hey, he's our guy. Right. But they won't because, well, he's a Christian for one thing. And he's a police officer. And we need to defund the police officers. And God forbid, if maybe if he was a Muslim and he was a guy, you know, who was also throwing one of the bombs, they could get behind it. It is, I just don't know how you can not see it. I don't know how it is. It is. It's well, I'll tell you a couple things. Is it hypnosis? There's a lot of there's a lot of stuff. And I'll tell you, I'll tell you like little simple things. Yeah, like you can talk. I've had this conversation with some of my more progressive friends. They go, well, it's actually, you know what, Rob Reiner sort of says it all on Bill Maher, the late great Rob Reiner. And that's a clip we have, we've shown a few times, but what's the gist of it? I remember seeing it on your show. He, you know, Bill Maher was like, well, there's Hunter Biden's laptop. And, you know, that turned out to be true. And Rob Reiner's like, we don't know that's true. And it's like, well, yeah, it's an article in the LA of New York Times. He's like, I don't know. It's true. Do you know it's true? Ask one of your progressive buddies about a white guy that got gunned down by cops. And they'll never know the story. They'll never be familiar with it. They'll never have heard of it. They don't know the guy's name. They literally do not hear. A lot of it is they physically don't hear any of this stuff. They don't spread around. If you are conservative, you are exposed to the left because as I tell people all the time, they go, well, everyone's off, hived off. There's Fox people over there and CNN. I go, CNN is on the television of every monitor in the airport. So what do you mean you never see CNN? I go to the airport. I sit down at the bar. I stare at CNN. That's it. I like them to change it, but they don't. So what do you mean? No, I know everything they're saying. They've never heard of any of this other shit. That's what is. This is... It's an echo chamber that the. The late great. He's on with Amy Klobuchar as a dope. She's great. Her little tactic is fun. I love to hear it. I love everyone's sort of lying in real time, but Rob Reiner, who I adore, is listen to what he says here. They were talking about Hunter Biden's laptop, which was a story. And now all the mainstream press has finally admitted it was a real story. It was a real laptop with... Oh, look, let's not pussyfoot around this. He was selling the influence of his father, Joe Biden. I mean, let's not pretend that at least wasn't going on. I mean, the guy, some guy from China gave him after a dinner an $80,000 diamond after dinner, as one does. Yeah. You know, if you're Naomi Campbell, but it doesn't usually happen. Okay. So, Hunter Biden's laptop was buried by the press. Even the head of Twitter, Jack Dorsey, said that was a mistake. Sam Harris says it was appropriate for Twitter and the heads of big tech and the heads of journalistic organizations to feel that they were in the presence of something that is a once in a lifetime moral emergency, meaning Trump. So he's saying it's okay to have a conspiracy to get rid of somebody as bad as Trump. It's a little bit of a thorny question, because once you go down this road, this is sort of where we are in this country. The other side is so evil, anything is justified in preventing them from taking office. Is it? No, no, you know what's not justified? Using armed violence to try to kill people in the capital. Okay. That's all right. So change the subject. Nobody was armed. No one tried to kill anybody. Well, somebody got killed. But no, this is not the right, you can play the clip out. It's not the one we have on our computer. But I get the point though. It's they know he there's a part he doesn't know you'll you'll see it. I don't know where you can play this one out. But in his own political echo chamber, I mean, it's more than just you're saying it's more than just a political echo chamber. They're saying when they hear the news, they don't hear it. They can't imagine it. I many people on the left who I speak to have no idea what I'm talking about. Yeah. When you bring up subjects or names or something evidence, evidence, like you bring stuff up, they don't know. And they think you got that because Sean Hannity sent you a tax or something like that. Is it the same thing of the people taking advantage of the very vulnerable, gullible people in Minnesota, the Somalians taking advantage? I think the Democratic Party's taking advantage of these gullible people as well. I agree. I agree. I agree. Where is that clip there, Dawson's trying me nuts because we used to have it. We played it on our computer. I can't wait for the press to start washing down the idea of this new shooter trying to break into a school in Michigan. They're going to water that down, and they're not going to say that that was an Islamic terrorist. His name, of course, is Muhammad. Here we go, sir. This road, this is sort of where we are in this country. The other side is so evil. Anything is justified in preventing them from taking office. Is it? No, no. You know what's not justified? Using armed violence to try to kill people in the capital. That's not justified. Answer this question. Was it answer this question? What is the question? The question is, was it appropriate to bury the hunter-biden? You're talking about the press doing that? He's saying that's what they did, and that is what they did. They buried the hunter-biden story before the election because they were like, we can't risk having the election thrown to Trump. We'll tell them after the election. And we know for a fact that that's what they did? Of course. You know, but I'm saying you know for a fact that that's what they did. I don't know what they did. I know because you only watch MSNBC. No, that's not true. Well, then you would know about this. I do know about that. You're acting like a dog. I do know about that, and I do watch Fox. But the point is, we're going to prove now that the press is admitting it. Yes, that's not even a official anymore. You're so sweet. You're a tie boss. He's great, but he doesn't know. He genuinely doesn't. He doesn't watch Fox. But the fact of the matter is he's a really sweet guy, a good guy, and well-intentioned, but ignorant, ignorant on basic facts that have been discovered. I know many sweet, well-intentioned guys that somehow distance themselves from facts and information, and it's a weird impulse. What happened though, I really think that there was such a revulsion that from Trump being elected. And then I was in an elevator with Donald Trump and with Alec Baldwin. And at the 2014, it was the 40th anniversary of the side of the life. They seemed to be getting along fine before he was told by the Democratic intelligentsia to hate this person because he's in the wrong party. The revulsion that the Democratic intelligentsia, because they were so convinced it was a given that Hillary Clinton was going to be president, the idea of was so an anathema to their dignity, to everything that they stood for, that they still are violently revolting against that concept. And I really think that that's a place of absolute irrationality that they're still stuck in and clinging to. And I don't know what's going to take to get them out of it. I don't know because they're not results oriented. You know what I mean? You can close the border and lower crime and you can lower taxes and you can stop inflation or whatever. It doesn't matter. But it's sort of anybody who's been in a tough relationship and you know what I'm talking about. So here's an interesting thing and I don't, I do think it's relevant. How so? Well, when you're in a relationship and your wife is building a case against you, they build that case. And all the luxury cars and vacation homes and trips to Maui with the kids that cost 20 grand for a week at a resort. It's not included in that. It's a scale. It's a scale. And they come into the, you know, they come into the den and it's the seventh game of the World Series and we're in extra innings and they come into your den and they go, Rob, and you go, quiet and put your hand up and they walk back. Okay, that they remember. Going to fucking Maui for $23,000 and staying in a suite, that's hanging out on Howie Mandel's catamaran for the day. That's out the window. That never makes it onto the scale. The time you put your hand up and tell them to shush because the guys are about to throw a pitch in the 13th inning. That they take to the grave and it never makes it to the scale. And all the houses and all the cars and all the private schools and all the vacations and all that does not make it because you are a bad dude and we have a case to make against you. And so when they have a case to make against the selective, selective choices to make the case, yes. It's not even that. They can take good and convert it. You know what I mean? Like he, whatever, you know, oh sure, border crossings are at zero. But what about that one kid in the cage and the kid in the Yoda jammies? They took a picture of crying. But that was under Obama. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Like it's literally when a woman- Stop talking about what actually happened. When a woman is making a case, there is no bounds to it. And they have a thing with Trump. Now you'll see a guy like Fetterman. He doesn't do it. He goes- The part of his brain that's damaged is a Democratic part. Right. He goes, well, I don't agree with him on this, but I do agree on that. Like that's what you would do with COVID. You go, I don't know, maybe it came from a wet market. Maybe it came from a lab. But I know it came from a wet market. It never came from a lab and you have to be deplatformed means something's wrong with you now. And that's where they're at. Yeah. No, there's no give. I mean, like just seeing Charlie Kirk, you know, they're showing all the clips now, seeing him. And just the fact that, you know, I don't want to discuss with you. You're automatically a racist and you're with no proof provided, of course. You're automatically, you know, you hate trans people. It's like, no, but can we discuss it? Can you come and at least or no, we're going to prevent you from talking. Right. That's the form of debate that the Democratic Party and the liberal intelligentsia, the leftists are providing for us. Well, by the way, I argue all the time, it's kind of a tell that you know you're wrong. Yeah. Because like, I'll give you an example. Guys, written a story about me, a long article about me. And I don't know that much about it, but he does these things on Norm MacDonald and he does YouTube, the band and stuff like that. And for some reason, he thought he should do something on me. And so I was talking to him and, you know, he's going, well, you and your stance and how you are in your takes on COVID and stuff like that, obviously that's probably not made you real popular in Hollywood. And I said, yeah, I have, you know, a few parties I haven't been invited to. And he said, well, you know, who are some of the people and what are some of the situations? And I said, well, you know, I used to go to Phil Rosenthal's house for pizza parties, but I'm no longer invited to the pizza party. And, you know, David Allen Greer used to be best friends with him, but he sort of called me a white supremacist or whatever he called or called me. And there's like Mark Marin, talk shit about me on stage and stuff. So it's like, there's people, you know, probably not a fan of my politics and I don't talk to them anymore. And I formally, you know, had a decent relationship with them and we don't have that anymore. So he, when he's writing the story, I just learned this yesterday, he goes around and he goes, well, who would be interesting to talk about you? And I said, well, you want to talk to Kimmel? You know, all right, talk to Kimmel. He talks to Kimmel. Who else to be it? Mike August is pushing this stuff. He goes, well, give him to talk to Kevin Costner. I go, I don't know, I'm going to bug Kevin Costner. Yeah, okay. Kevin Costner's half, I talked to him for an hour. Happy to talk to him. Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin gets on, talks to the guy for an hour. None of those guys ended up in the article. Judd Apatow. The article hasn't come out yet. But Judd Apatow talks to him. He gets, he gets, Bill Simmons talks to him. He gets everybody. Yeah. All right. Then he says to me, I tried to put a call into David Helen Greer and Phil Rosenthal and Mark Marin and I of them would talk to him. And the answer, now it's not because they're pissed. It's because they're wrong. They're embarrassed. What they did is shameful. Yeah, it is. And they can't fucking defend it. So they're being cowards now and they're not going to talk to it. And they won't, they can't defend it and they won't defend it. So they just ignore that it happened. Right. It's just a death by ignorance. You guys were all fucking wrong about everything, especially COVID. Yeah. You punished me for being right. Yeah. And now you're too cowardly to talk to a reporter. No, they're all pussies. I mean, ultimately they are. And it's a shame. And, you know, there are, you know, liberals that I get along with and that are fine. And I don't think I don't even want to label them. It's just these are Americans or some of them that like have, I've completely disagreed with before, but like you can have communication and talk to them and you get them out of that thing just like Rob Reiner. If he's sad here, he'd be the greatest, funnest guy to hang out with. Sweet. He has and he's a great guy. You know, and then like, you know, Jim Jeffries is, I just talked to him yesterday. He's the sweetest, loveliest guy. He used to be hardcore lefty. He's come, you know, I wouldn't say he's come over to being conservative, but he understands and has conversations as a normal guy and can admit the truth. Yes. You know, and that's important. Can you do you want to live a life where you can admit the truth? Like, can you admit where you're wrong? Or are you going to just stay? It seems like to be part of the liberal Hollywood, you have to maintain the lie. And that's like the Judd Apatow's of the world. In my opinion, he just won't come around to like French is he's doing a Norm Macdonald documentary, not talking to me. He's been in every movie, everything I did, the most fun role he ever had, he said was in one of my movies. And you know, the fact that Norm Macdonald, yeah, and the fact that he wouldn't even call me, you know, he called and said, you had any pictures? So pictures, you have any cool pictures of Norm? And I wanted to say like, so okay, you want a picture, but you don't want to hear any stories, because you know, Norm, absolutely, was the most hilarious and and would call out the bullshit on the on the Democratic side. And he didn't he didn't want to hear those stories, of course, because he's the same thing. It doesn't want to hear anything that could go against the, you know, that liberal intelligence, you that could, you know, stop him from being invited to one of those parties you're talking about. Oh, wood fired pizza, man. I miss it. I know those parties are fun. And believe me, supermodels are not conservative. So sure, it's more fun to be in that party for sure, 100%. Well, speaking of douchebags, Trevor Noah. Yeah, this guy is another just complete piece of shit. I file these guys under the ill hand Omar's of the world, which is this country saved your ass. Yeah, exactly. And Charlize Theron, we saved you. And then you come over here and you just call us racist, basically, which is awesome. You live your dreams, you become rich because of this incredible opportunity that this that this nation of freedom, this is a great experiment and freedom has provided you and you pay us back by shitting on us. Right. That's why Trevor Noah is just a complete piece of shit. And not fucking very funny, like I've seen him stand up. He's never made me laugh one. And even liberals got sick of him on his own show, on the Daily Show, and they cancel the show. Because even them said, you know what, it's not funny enough. We're not, you know, even the pandering that he did was unsuccessful. He's going to speak out on the the trans and sports subject, which is an expert. Yes. But I'm saying what I'm saying is if a skinny ass man is allowed to be a boxer, a man who weighs less than a bag of cement is allowed to be a professional boxer, a man that I can pick up and throw to the other side of the room. He'll beat me in a fight boxing, but I can lift him. If that person gets accommodated, why can we not accommodate a trans man? What kind of logic is that? I don't fucking know. What kind of fucking logic is that? First of all, if you could pick him up and throw him, you wouldn't be in the ring with him because you guys are a different weight category. What the fuck is that? I don't even understand. I was trying to break down what he was meant. Super funny comedian Trevor Noah. And I realized he's basically, I think what he's saying, and you tell me, and you guys, Dawson, Andrew, I think what he's kind of saying is is I could pick up this flyweight and throw him across the ring, but he would fight another flyweight. They have weight divisions. He's not going to go against Ken Norton. He's going to go to someone who's equal to him, but you want to know what? Here's my answer, Trevor Noah. An average woman might weigh 135 pounds. Yeah. Roberto Durand started his career as a lightweight 135 pounder. So you think that woman who was a boxer could handle Roberto Durand when Roberto Durand was 23 years old? I don't. That's my argument. My argument is Roberto Durand starts off lightweight 135, wins the belt at lightweight before he moves up a couple of weight divisions, but hands of stone would take out hands of mass and gale. Is there a woman, a 135 pound woman on the planet that Roberto Durand would not destroy at 135 fucking pounds? That's the point. What he's saying is can we accommodate a skinny man beating up a woman? That's what the point of the matter is. This is a skinny man. Can we let him beat up women in a ring with a referee? It's like, it's so, he knows he's lying. I guess. He knows that it's been, the gymnastics that he's, the logical gymnastics that he's having to accomplish there, it's not even making sense for him. And he's trying to, can we not accommodate, can we not let men, 110 pound men, I like the way he makes the men seem, defenseless. By the way, the Olympics, we just tried this in the Olympics. Yeah. And we had a dude beat up women. Which was horrendous. I will never see the Olympic. Oh, that uppercut, Roberto. That's true at 135, man. Oh man. He was a wrecking machine back then. There was a, one of his earlier fights, early fights. He fought 300 times. There was a, where there was a handsome guy, he was fighting against him. By the end of the fight was not handsome anymore. The wife of that fighter jumped into the ring and started hitting Durand with her shoe. With her shoe. And he gave her a slight uppercut. I don't think that exists. All right. So you find me 135 pound chick that could have gone up against Roberto Durand in 1977. Yeah. All right. The great Rob Schneider. Let me give some plugs here. I really love you released on Angel also tour, North Folk, North, sorry, Northfield, Ohio, MGM, Northfield Park, also Flint, Michigan, Capital, Capital Theater, March 20th, March 21st. Rob, great standup comedian. Go check him out. Next, Rudy Povich with the news. Yes. Let me tell you about Chime. Chime is changing the way people bank because it's built for you, not the 1%. It's not like old banks that charge overdraft and monthly fees. They turn everyday spending into real rewards and progress. They also help you build credit history and earn up to 3% APY on savings. 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long one to like a four-parter to three-parter so it's it's it's a little in flux but uh there's your update so Rudy yeah the news yeah let's do it Mexican president Claudia Scheinbaum has consistently denied Trump's offer to send U.S. military into Mexico to fight the cartels she is apparently proud of this president trump recently announced a coalition of governments from across latin america but Mexico says no and they're proud of the decision here's what she had to say if the flow of illegal weapons from the united states into Mexico were stopped these groups wouldn't have access to this type of high-powered weaponry to carry out their criminal activities you know there's this thing that's more prevalent in women that I keep noticing which is they look at themselves as heroes by telling people other people don't like like Trump to fuck off but a lot of it and a lot of it's like progressive shit like during um covid trump sailed a red cross medical ship out here and they're like fuck you with your medical ship get out of here and it's like I thought weren't you the dicks that are telling us the hospitals are overrun like what's and like yeah fuck that guy and it's it kind of reminds me of all the elan must stuff where it's interesting so it's it's like a it's like a feminine trait so amazon was trying to open a hub in like AOC's area and she was like fuck you you know because they're giving them tax incentives also it's this weird thing it's this weird relationship that democrats have with taxes which is it's like it's their money you know i mean like we're not going to get ripped off by amazon not paying taxes it's like who far enough they're not taking your money they're paying less but they're generating so much income that it's good for your constituents and like so many jobs but it's not ripping you off you know i mean like if you if you make a billion dollars and you pay 25 percent it's still a shitload of money it's not ripping off it my secretary pays 28 percent yes she makes 43 thousand dollars so it's a much smaller amount that you're getting from her let me just put it to you this way with the amount that elan i will say this through the left for the amount that elan must pays and taxes you guys can run fraudulent daycare centers and fraudulent hospice care centers in los angeles and minnesota for a thousand years if you just do it off the money that's generated from the secretary you can only keep the place open for like four days yeah okay i can put it in your language yeah and that shouldn't we appreciate trump yeah and elan and all those guys so she everyone loves telling trump and elan women love saying telling elan to fuck off and trump to fuck off even if it's at their own detriment but here she is yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's good i will say i will say to you guys like whoever whatever shithole country you're from like at a certain point when you go listen it's not the people of wherever it's like the drug cartels we have so many drug cartels and they're battling in the streets and they've taken over the towns and or you go to the middle east and you go it's not us it's not the fine people it's all the terrorist organizations you ever stop and think why does your country have a bunch of terrorist organizations or why does your country have fucking drug cartels maybe your country's a piece of shit you ever think about that yeah so it starts with the with the ground you know you don't look at a shit carrot and go well the ground was perfect this carrot just came up the back no man no no it starts it starts at the roots you're right it's in that equation it's like yes this amazon facility is overrun by drug cartels and by a bunch of people who are trying to get the fuck out and maybe she's pissed that he decided to close some borders and now she's stuck with these goddamn criminals well here's the ultimate here's basically the ultimate thing for any city state country at some point there is a border for everything and it's like well you leave los angeles and now you're in orange county or you leave this and now you're you leave california now you're in nevada for any anything any entity there's a kind of a line and a d demarcation line Mexico are people in the united states attempting to get into your country or are your people welding themselves into truck fenders to try to get into our country and the answer is everyone's trying to get here and no one's trying to get there then why why because it's not like people are killing themselves in canada trying to get to the united states so what's so different about your country and gavin newsroom if everyone is leaving california but no one is coming to california why because you can talk about tax code or test scores you know about drug cartels you don't talk about poutine you can talk about the montreal canadiens you know about anything you want but there is a bottom line like it's it's like it's a bottom line like people used to go my ex wife used to always say to me you know everyone who works for you they all hate you which is awesome i'd go why don't you show up once in a while i'm fucking find out if someone does but anyway they all hate me i go fine how come no one ever quits someone needs to quit if you you hate your boss you fucking quit i i had a fucking guy named yon who is my foreman we're doing earthquake work i hate this guy so much even though i was getting 19 bucks an hour which is like i was getting 12 normally but i was getting like 19 i fucking couldn't take yon zederberg anymore and i was like fuck you yon i can't i don't want to work with you anymore i just fucking quit when you when your country's a piece of shit you flee when your country's good you don't like everyone's like oh united states oh they invented slavery with their trailer how come you're all coming here then how come no one's fleeing yes how come nobody has ever drank our water and shit themselves for four days right how come how come we don't have to get a bunch of shots before you come here and uh and and then you know and all all the Somalis okay Somalis great full of proud people why what what are they doing here go back to fucking Somalia like there is a bottom line California's not run right and people are leaving mexico's not run right people are leaving canada's fine so people stay there Denmark is fine so people stay there whatever that thing is when you're not doing it right it's a piece of shit people flee yeah they need more poutine that's right that's right okay they do LA awards 106 million dollars to non-profit whose lawyers hinder city's ability to clean up streets and bill get this $1,025 an hour that is gargoyle's money right there so we had to pay the homeless advocates money because we tried to get people off the streets yeah so the legal aid foundation of los angeles was awarded the largest share of an eye popping $177 million tenant rights funding package approved by city hall this week the attorneys for this thing are actually the ones that are going to be making out the most but meanwhile they approve this for a hundred and $177 million meanwhile there's people that are going around going hey man I own I own some of these apartments and some of these complexes I people don't want to move here because there's nothing but litter and garbage and encampments in front of these places no one wants to rent from me and you guys are shelling out a bunch of dough to nonprofits who are charging that much $1,025 an hour but nothing's getting cleaned up around our facilities and where people are going to rent and live I was going to bed getting angry last night harkening back on when dr. drew I mean let's really break this down everybody la has a massive homeless problem nobody can deny it it's the biggest in the united states all right so we let's just not even be partisan here let's just agree on a few things la has a massive homeless problem that everyone can agree on even progressive mare bass will tell you we must do something about the homeless prom and then we start talking about the olympics or the world cup or whatever okay okay so we have a massive homeless problem okay now what drives the homeless problem is drugs and addiction because when you go into a shelter and these people are offered shelters they cannot go into the shelter if they're going to do drugs so they deny the open bed in the shelter because they want to do drugs and like look you know what if somebody said and I kind of get it like like what if somebody said hey uh Rudy Adam after the show Saturday night you can come up the street from the club and you can stay in our house but my mom is there and she's Mormon and my wife's Mormon and there's just no alcohol loud in the house you know so you but you can stay for free great I'd be like I don't know I'd like to have a drink after the show I think I'd stay in the hotel like I'll just go and pay you want to pay for a hotel room why don't you stay for free yeah I'd like to stay for free but I'd like to have a drink yeah also how does nerd get into our green room get the hell out of you do it get the hell out of here you Mormons so I get it like I these people are fucking hardcore drug addicts so they would rather do the drugs than take the bed so homelessness is a massive problem in LA it's fueled by drug addicts I I defy you to find somebody who's sleeping outdoors on a fucking sidewalk with roaches and rats on a on a piece of cardboard that's not high drunk intoxicated whatever and I think first off the homeless population that are just folks that got because the factory closed down and they got pushed out on the street or the wife that got divorced I think that fucking number zero I think that number zero I don't think it's like people do a thing where they go a small percentage of them are just moms that are down on their I don't think I think that number zero I've never seen it I've traveled thousands of miles through this city so have you so so I've never seen a sober mom walking around with her kids it's all fucking junkies it's all crazy junkies all right and then they go well but what about the people schizophrenia or some some of it small percentage I think a small percentage I think if anyone really got to the bottom of this what percentage of people who are sleeping outdoors are not using something do you think there's someone who's just stone cold sober who just goes to bed that night yeah I don't think it exists so drugs in addiction is driving this problem this problem it is the it is the cause of the problem and five years ago Dr. Drew who's an addiction medicine specialist who's been specializing in that field for about 40 years said to the LA City Council you do not have anybody and this homeless task force that's an addiction medicine specialist yet addiction is the number one problem that you guys have to solve so that sort of sounds insane it'd be like saying if the biggest problem with the homeless is not enough inexpensive housing but nobody on the board had any building experience no architecture experience no engineering experience that would be kind of dumb because you're all just in the dark now so the City Council has nobody who has addiction medicine expertise of any kind just a bunch of dumb fucking yentas and Dr. Drew says I will volunteer my services to work with you to address this problem and they tell them to go pound sand they go fuck off yeah so would one then assume that they were interested in solving this problem this is by the way like shine bomb telling I was gonna say that anybody with any field of expertise hey white guy fuck off yeah a white guy who knows a whole bunch of shit and might be able to impact your problem yeah you can fuck off too which means a they're not that interested in solving the problem but b they get paid no matter what because if you got paid based on performance you'd be dying for that guy to volunteer is information that times there's a times article written by some crazy yenta about five years ago that attacked drew for volunteering to help the homeless with addiction yeah that's where we're at absolutely so that's all chick think sorry it's all fucking chick think and we're screwed and guess what I hope you're sitting down but since five years ago when Drew offered to volunteer his time the homeless problems gotten worse yeah much worse and last five years with much more addiction where is that article Andrew I know it's behind a paywall I know but you can pop up no I can't the paywall keeps popping up you can pop it for a second though right because I did we did pop it for a second yeah Dr. Drew eyed for homeless commission angers advocates yeah he angered at the advocates the advocates who get paid by the way the he okay Dawson drew angered the people who are in charge of spending the 24 billion dollars that we've wasted on homelessness he angered those advocates who make their bones with homeless people not getting homeless people off the street so when a disruptor like drew shows up they want him to fuck out so if I was making money and somebody said something that wasn't gonna means I wasn't gonna make money I'd be mad at him to be angered you've been embezzling from the company you and your five friends have been embezzling from the company for 20 years I announced good news I got an auditor we can come in and go ahead and audit these books and then you and your five buddies take a vote and tell them to get the fuck out but super retard from the Los Angeles Times takes your side that's the crazy part the the bitch at the times who's not even getting paid is advocating to get drew out of there yeah and it's not nothing to do with anything else other than you're on the other side of the aisles to go fuck right off but by the way and you know what I love about the old articles it's a controversial stance on COVID you mean shit we were right about and you guys never apologize that stance yeah that controversial one yeah like it's like my controversial stance of I thought we should have killed Hitler before World War two it's like it's like saying that's my stance and then no one ever apologized yeah it's like when I see it sports fans getting angry at each other like ah fuck the Eagles fans these guys are dickheads I'm like if you're hanging off the side of a cliff and you're about to fall but a guy's got an Eagles jersey on and he reaches down to pick you up and help you would you go sorry bro I fucking hate Philly you're gonna let me drop no of course not and that's what Mexico and that's what California's in with the cartels and with the homeless you got people with resources that can help you out but because they decide to walk with another group of people you go you know what just pound sand get the hell out of here I don't piss off know what happened you'd be hanging off that cliff the Eagles guy would show up like Andrew's a big Eagles guy yeah then he'd go he'd reach out he'd go wait a minute are you an Eagles fan you go I'm a Ravens fan he'd kick your hand and he'd go sailing down the cliff and he'd yell fly he goes fly and then he'd laugh and then he'd throw a beer bottle at Santa Claus you son of a bitch that's right all right next story all right BBC says deep wound stab kits are now recommended on London buses for some strange unstated reason weird how these things suddenly just pop up in a country that pioneered public transportation yeah listen I it's so fucking sad yeah yeah Islamist stabbing people in public transportation yeah like you said like the barbed wire around the signs so the freeway signs yeah the freeway signs yeah that is a sign that your city is in a new channel so let me let me just say something to everybody like their moments when you like if you know if you have a daughter have a daughter you know what I mean and then you said uh uh oh Adam my daughter's gonna come stage your house for a little while while we're out on the road and I went okay and then you said you don't have nail polish remove around the house do you and I went huh maybe oh she'll drink that yeah we gotta we gotta get rid of that I would argue that instead of burning calories hiding the nail polish remover bigger questions should be asked like why is your daughter so bad off that she's drinking nail polish remover and I would say the same I said it a million times when we start putting the barbed wire around the freeway signs in LA we should have asked ourselves where are we going as a city by the way we've gotten much worse and then we get into these conversations about well we can't have lights up on the 6th street bridge because guys come and steal the copper so we won't be able to reinstall the wiring until we can harden it like the fact that we need to harden things you know the fact that every gas station needs to have four inches of bulletproof glass and you got to talk to a guy through the fucking drawer the fact that you can't go to the CVS and get cartridges for your razors or shampoo without someone with a set of keys to unlock it from a cage and the fact that we need deep stabbing kits on transportation that's a time to stop and go what the fuck is going on all right so here's here's how I do it who's doing the stabbing like I don't do a thing where I go get everyone a stabbing kit my feeling is who's doing the stabbing and then people go well we can't answer that because that's racist yes we can answer it we need to answer all of it who's doing whatever it is we don't want who's doing that yeah because I would like to know and by the way that doesn't make me racist it makes them stabbers yeah you understand it means you're really good at stabbing not I'm really good at being racist yeah I'm just fucking asking what the problem is I'm trying to solve the problem me saying black dads need to hang out and raise their kids it's not me being racist it's kind of the opposite of being racist I'm actually trying to solve the fucking problem you're talking about systemic racism like it's radon gas you're never going to get to the fucking problem yeah I'll get to the problem who's doing the stabbing yeah if you're in a bar with all white people but there is a whole group at a table that are dawning hell's angels vests and you're looking for a table to sit at where are you going to sit probably not next to the dudes who are dawning the hell's angels vest so yeah you do a little bit of profiling it's what you're supposed to do it's in our human nature to stay safe yes so why the necessity there's some good tweets andrew says on this one why the necessity for these stamping kits and by the way keep me you know who was a bus driver back in the day tell me auto from the simpsons not bad not as good don't run any first second let me just talk to Rudy for a second you know who drove public transportation Ralph Cramden oh yeah you're right the honeymoons Jackie Gleason was a bus driver in new york right yeah bus driver by day wife beater by night he knew how to run a family he never came home and said oh man a junkie took a shit in my bus today or a crazy tranny tried to stab an elderly asian man or these black teens all jumped on the bus at the same time and refused to pay the fare or some sheite muslim declared a jihad and tried to stab elderly man nope he just drove a bus yeah he drove a bus he wore bow tie and he just came back every day with his shirt tucked in his bow tie on and he'd say like a long day at work but there was never a story yeah you could not make a sitcom about a guy who drove a bus today in a major metropolitan city he i guess honeymoons was in new york i'm sure i'm guessing yeah can you imagine having a guy his vocation was a bus driver in new york city came back and there was never a story about someone taking a shit on the bus or stepping on a syringe or anything new york yeah brooklyn new york right you could never had a story about it wasn't a big thing no violence no incident yeah you also couldn't make the show because you couldn't get the camera inside of the bulletproof case they have to lock themselves inside of to be able to drive the guy on the bus now the only controversy with him and the bus from an episode of the honeymooners is like oh black chick did try to sit up front so i did have to walk her to the moon yes all right where are we ah all right so quentin tarantino today fired back at rosa arquette her recent critique of pulp fiction specifically for tarantino's frequent use of the n-word i hope the publicity you're getting from 132 different media outlets writing your name and printing your picture was worth disrespecting me in my film i remember quietly uh are quite clearly you were thrilled to be a part of he wrote in a statement obtained by deadline but after i gave you a job and you took the money to trash it for what i suspect is very cynical reasons shows a decided lack of class no less honor yeah well i don't know at first off when you do a movie first off any period whatever you get a fucking pass like they made the movie miracle which uh i don't know if everything going on i recommend yeah great all right no black players on that hockey team and the reason there's no black people in the movie the miracles because there were no black people in 1980 on the hockey team and neither was a coach and there was an assistant coach so they just recreated that now you can complain because there's 25 white dudes where's the black dude but you get a pass because they didn't have a black dude on the team yeah and that's the way it goes and i think you should be able to do that historically and when people threw around the n-word whether it was um jango unchained or whatever pulp fiction if that's the way they talk then that's the way they talk then tough shit yeah rosea yeah yeah also uh i always hate when people take jobs they take the money and then they go back and they have a lot of shit to say about people that employed them oh you who voted for ill hand oh mar really you have a problem with people who don't appreciate what you've done for them yeah um i you know like you get fired from a job and somebody goes i'm i'm never going down to that quiz nose again or i'm never listening to that radio station again i'm like yeah but for nine years they paid our mortgage mortgage we brought our kids through private school and also we bought two vehicles and had a trip every single year so i know i'm getting fired and it sucks but hey it was nice for nine years wasn't it now let's go find something else to do well i'm not gonna shit on them i i completely i completely agree yeah and the day when you fire me because everyone in this building is completely scared of you i'm not i'm not gonna talk shit i think i'm an asshole yeah i don't i i feel the same way i've i've been let go from radio jobs and stuff like that it's weird to get pissed at first off they're letting you go for a reason oh andrew it reminded me because i had this joke that i always i was not an onstage joke but it's a thing i liked a tweet from a few days ago where it's a black guy who's getting thrown off a spirit airlines flight and he's getting thrown off for being rude and when they're trying to throw him off he's like fuck yo and it's like yeah that yeah like and and i always had this joke but it's so true like so many people like like the joke was you pull a guy in your office and you just go steve uh sorry it's just not working out here at the office and we got to let you go because you know some people finding your tone to be a little disrespectful he's like go fuck yourself and like yes these guys do that while it's like i want to stop in the middle of stuff and go this is why yeah this is why we're firing you mean my point yes right so there's this young black dude i think he's on a spirit flight and he's basically being thrown off the flight because a frontier um he's being thrown off the flight because he walked past a stewardess and i guess it was a female and and instead of like saying excuse me or something like that he's like move and she felt intimidated and like unsafe which is the new world order everyone feels unsafe and so she went in and said get this guy off the flight like i don't want to fly with this guy because he sort of menaced me or something yeah so then we pick it up from the poor guy who works at the airport having to come in and tell the young black man you were rude and you got to come off this flight here we go sorry i'm not ready to fly you know what's that you're gonna stay on the thing felt threatened that flight of the she felt threatened get out of my way yes the fuck is felt threatened about that i feel like standing out trying to get to my seat what feel threatened about that i'm gonna be on the plane i'm looking for something we need what's the threat about that the comedy is you can keep going it gets better but she felt threatened and he's like fuck you yeah and he's like i feel threatened yeah that's a threat i'm scared for that guy just watching this get out of the way like a fuck you do she can't fly in an airplane yeah this is what MLK was talking about by not color of skin but content of character right what's the threat about that yeah my way ain't no motherfucking threat you know what a threat is i'll show you yeah i'm watching it get out of it by the way you imagine getting on airplane just yelling get out of my way do a private let me just say something can i stay this for a second whether it's you fucking wrestling with an ice guy or getting shittied an airport or getting in someone tsa's face or anyone anything to do with an airplane fucking bite your lip and shut your fucking face yeah they will throw you out of there so fucking fast you don't get to call an attorney or a lifeline you're just out yeah you're just gone yeah watch the girl get arrested on a flight to austin one time she was completely hammered and took a not a swing but kind of like an elbow at an officer and she was all of 115 pounds probably no food drank all day at the airport this guy was not playing grabbed her right by the neck put her behind her dad just threw her right on the ground and people are like like why is this happening i'm like because she's hammered and she's making a scene in front of everybody but he'll shut her goddamn mouth here's the thing go back yeah go back a little bit look here's the thing when you're out in LA or out in new york feel free to jump on the hood of a cop car and take a shit on the windshield and nothing will happen when you're inside a fucking airplane shut your mouth yeah all right sorry play it i just love that he's threatening people because he's thrown off because he's threatening people he's threatening yeah gotta have pride you gotta have a lot of pride when you're leaving us frontier flight at $29 round trip a lot of pride a lot of pride also oh that you don't fly that much on frontier i fly frontier four times a month and i'm telling this called a wednesday this is for the course yeah it's funny when they always go um we'd like to offer the frontier airlines credit card i'm like do you think anybody on this flight has credit look around i mean if the credit is dignity dignity flies delta we yeah but you haven't been on a date and pop that baby yeah because i have one in my wallet that's we call a panty dropper rudy it is you're fucking at rb she thinks you're going dutch and then also the frontier airlines credit card there's nothing more you got the ralph's lanyard on your key change she's already sized you up for a whale yeah my cosco car to stuck to the bottom of the frontier airline there is nothing more embarrassing than when you go out to eat with like a bunch of people in the industry who are all you know big timers they got big amexes a couple black cards get thrown on the table i will split this up and then i literally just throw down my frontier i had my first credit card i got when i was like 28 bank of hoven secured secured you gave them 500 they gave you 300 and credit wow yeah they didn't even give you the full amount wow that's unbelievable no cosigner on this one probably not huh if you can give them 500 they will give you 300 dollars worth of credit card that was the bank of hoven yeah is there a bank of hoven so that i may have been the first person in my family to get a credit card yeah i'm looking i'm listen i've stepped it up in the credit card game because i'm looking through here now there's an amex platinum i got the delta reserve card and i got the marioff bonvoy card so at least i'm flying decently and staying in decent places now i got my goal for the year is to stay at hotels where i don't open the front door and walk into a parking lot that's the goal for this year and so far i'm only at one yeah Dallas i i stay ones that have the word roof and airport yeah and then yeah don't stay in ins in yeah anything like a like a daisin rodent hey let me let me give you this road tip yeah i never thought of this i'm going off to do uh shows in nebraska and we're trying to figure out where to stay and i'm like i don't know is that place nice is that place nice you know what i said to my assistant i go what year was that place built and she's like this one was built in 2022 and i said everything that's new is nice now yeah everything that cars that are new like work they're all nice you know like new even cheap hotels when they're new they're nice yeah so if it's one from the 60s forget about it you're talking about norfolk did yeah that uh they put you in the best hotel room oh they do and it's literally a hundred feet from the front door of the venue it's amazing it's absolutely i was i was told something different so we're going to figure that out it's the best bank of hoven credit card commercials right oh i probably saw this one i was 28 sorry oh yeah what a bad credit report i couldn't get a visa or a mastercard until i applied at the bank of hoven they approved me and they can approve you regardless of past credit experience give me a 27 and a half percent of my apartment to get a visa or a mastercard operators are standing by so call the number on your screen now they've approved thousands and want to approve you even if you've never had credit before operators are standing by do it now call today oh man i could get this bank of hoven card and then use that as a stepping stone to get a discovery card yeah that's right all right that model was look good but it's a little bit homely a little bit yeah there was something going on there for sure all right so uh gonna be in santa anna that'll be on the 22nd doing the whole newman car collection thing there i think jay morris gonna be there do a live pod that'll be the jordan family classic cars and then uh also uh coming up the uh whole uh nebraska run norfolk coming up 27 28th and then linkin at uh howler comedy club that'll be the 29th really what do you got uh this friday i will be uh in oakdale minnesota doing next stop comedy then saturday munroe wisconsin on the 21st the 27th lower town st paul at gambit brewing one of the best rooms and then uh march 29th they'll be in linkin with you so until next time this is after all for uh everyone who's been here saying mahala leave us a voicemail at 888-634-1 in the 744 and get tickets to see adam carola at adamcarola.com parents and ghosts pluto tv is always free pluto tv stream now pay never pluto tv has thousands of free movies and tv shows with movies like inner stellar dream girls and gladiator are you not entertained and tv shows like survivor sponge bob squarepants the fairly odd parents and ghosts pluto tv is always free pluto tv stream now pay never