Michigan Wins The Natty & Michael Malone Gets The North Carolina Job | Mostly Sports EP 625 | 4.7.26
96 min
•Apr 7, 202610 days agoSummary
Michigan won the NCAA basketball national championship with a roster of five transfers, defeating UConn 69-63 in a defensive battle. The hosts discuss the implications of transfer portal dominance in college sports, and North Carolina hired NBA champion coach Michael Malone as their new head basketball coach after failed pursuits of other top targets.
Insights
- Transfer portal success is now the dominant model in college basketball—Michigan's all-transfer starting five won a national championship, signaling a fundamental shift away from traditional recruiting
- Coaching prestige and institutional history matter less than ever; coaches are now the primary draw for recruits, not the schools themselves
- Physical, defensive-minded basketball with strong rim protection and shot-blocking can still win championships despite lower offensive output
- The NCAA tournament's late start times (8:50 PM ET) prioritize West Coast viewership over East/Central time zone audiences, potentially limiting engagement for older viewers
Trends
Transfer portal as primary recruitment strategy replacing traditional recruiting pipelinesCoach-centric rather than school-centric player decision-making in college sportsDefensive intensity and rim protection as championship-winning formula in modern college basketballBluebloods (Duke, UNC, Kentucky) losing competitive advantage as NIL and transfer rules equalize opportunitiesNBA coaches increasingly moving to college head coaching positionsWomen's college basketball gaining mainstream attention and viewershipLate-night championship game scheduling driven by TV ratings optimization over viewer convenienceCoaching searches increasingly settling for less prominent candidates when top targets declinePhysical, defensive basketball style gaining prominence in tournament playYounger generation's sports fandom driven by social media moments and viral content rather than traditional broadcasts
Topics
NCAA Basketball National Championship 2026Transfer Portal Impact on College BasketballDefensive Strategy and Shot Blocking in BasketballCollege Coaching Searches and Hiring TrendsNIL and Player Compensation in College SportsInstitutional Prestige vs. Coach Quality in RecruitingWomen's College Basketball GrowthNCAA Tournament Scheduling and TV RatingsFoul-Baiting and Officiating in BasketballMarch Madness Viewership PatternsNBA Coaches Transitioning to CollegeBasketball Rim Quality and Equipment StandardsRecruiting Dynamics in Modern College SportsChampionship Game Production and PresentationSports Commentary on Officiating Consistency
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Barstool Sports
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Official rapid rehydration drink sponsor of March Madness, featured in episode ad read
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Spotify
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YouTube
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Retailer selling 'Who's the Bad Guy' board game advertised in episode
7-Eleven
Convenience store chain where Body Armor Flash IV is available for purchase
University of Michigan
NCAA basketball national championship winner discussed as primary editorial focus
University of Connecticut (UConn)
Runner-up in national championship game, analyzed for defensive strategy and tournament performance
University of North Carolina
Hired Michael Malone as head basketball coach after failed coaching search
Denver Nuggets
NBA team where Michael Malone was previously head coach before UNC hire
Chicago Sky
WNBA team discussed in context of Angel Reese trade and fan allegiance
Atlanta Dream
WNBA team that acquired Angel Reese from Chicago Sky
UCLA
Women's basketball national championship winner discussed in episode
People
Mark Titus
Co-host of Mostly Sports podcast discussing NCAA tournament and coaching hires
Brandon Walker
Co-host of Mostly Sports podcast providing analysis of Michigan's championship and transfer portal trends
Dusty May
Michigan basketball coach who won national championship with five-transfer starting lineup
Dan Hurley
UConn basketball coach whose team lost national championship game to Michigan
Michael Malone
Former Denver Nuggets NBA coach hired as UNC basketball head coach after three-week search
Dave Portnoy
Barstool founder whose Michigan team won national championship; discussed for sports betting success
Yaxel Lindenberg
Michigan basketball player whose honest, unfiltered halftime interview was discussed
Kado Springer
Michigan player criticized for excessive foul-baiting during national championship game
Angel Reese
WNBA player traded from Chicago Sky to Atlanta Dream; subject of Connor's fan allegiance discussion
Cooper Flagg
NBA rookie who scored 96 points in last two games, becoming favorite for Rookie of the Year
Wilt Chamberlain
Historical NBA player whose rookie scoring records are compared to Cooper Flagg's recent performance
Aaron Rodgers
NFL quarterback whose halftime interview was discussed as example of unusual media moments
Connor
Show staff member tasked with finding funny interview clips; also discussed as Chicago Sky fan
Cody
Staff member eating 40 waffles on concurrent livestream during episode recording
TJ
Show staff member assisting with content and research during episode
Evo
Show staff member participating in discussions and content creation
Quotes
"Michigan can beat you a thousand different ways. UConn, this game, they had it. There was only one way they could win. And to their credit, they got Michigan to play that way. But unfortunately, Michigan is still just better."
Brandon Walker•Early in episode
"This is the college basketball and college football world of 2026. This is how everybody is playing. Everybody's playing by the same rules. Life and sports have evolved."
Brandon Walker•Mid-episode
"The coach is the school. The coach is the school more so, and it doesn't matter where the coach is."
Brandon Walker•Coaching discussion
"I feel fucking terrible, man. I'm weak. I can't do anything out here. I don't know why I'm out here."
Yaxel Lindenberg•Halftime interview reference
"850 is not the perfect time. That's all I'm saying. Also, I'm saying try something else and just see what happens."
Mark Titus•Championship game timing discussion
Full Transcript
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I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. I'm Mark Titus. He's not eating the waffles in here. So I don't know why he's doing any of this. Be that as it may we are presented by Body Armor Flash IV. The official rapid rehydration drink of March Madness Flash IV is packed with electrolytes delivering faster longer lasting hydration without any artificial dyes flavors or sweeteners whether you're training traveling or just feeling the heat. I've been I've been sucking some Body Armor Flash IV the last. Have you 36 ish hours. Yeah. It's catching up to me. Brandon. I'm not getting any younger. No. Madness gets madder every year. Yeah, you were angry. And I get older. Yeah. And that is not a good combo. But thankfully, Body Armour Flash IV is helping me. You got a babysit, white boy Rick. Yeah. Work hard and hydrate hard with Body Armour Flash IV, the official rapid rehydration drink of March Madness. Grab it at 7-11. What do you want to talk about, Brandon? I'd like to talk about the national champion Michigan Wolverines and how I don't really know how to attack this. But how dangerously close we got to not having the national championship Michigan Wolverines. Because I do think there's some narratives coming out of that game that are wrong. And there are some that are right. But UConn played the exact game they had to play and did the exact game plan and played it to a tee of how they had to play to win the game. Everything broke UConn's way as far as Michigan's inability to shoot. Michigan's inability to do certain things in their offense. I mean, they held them what, 30 points under? They are 20 points under their average for the tournament? Right. Going in, everything, still lost by six. Yeah. Still lost by six. There's a lot of people out there saying the officials, the officials, the officials. I thought UConn just was playing a hard hat kind of game where they were just absolutely grabbing everything in sight. And Michigan was too. And maybe Michigan could have been called for more fouls. But I don't think there was a foul called on UConn that wasn't a foul. I agree with you. I think that was part of their plan, was they're going to play very physically. They've been doing that all year. That's what UConn basketball is. So I wasn't up in arms about the foul calls. But I do think as far as things that could have gone UConn's way, a better whistle could. There is a world where they don't call quite as many fouls. I agree with you. They should have. Correct. They're fine calls. But if you're a UConn fan, you're like, hopefully they've let the boys play tonight. Right. And they didn't quite as much. And then the other thing is when Michigan went to the free throw line, they made every free throw. Yeah. They made it. Is there a way? I can't help it. Why are you mad at us? What are you doing? Sit down. Sit down. What are you doing? Cody. The toaster's right there. The toaster's right here. There's no way he's grabbing. The toaster's going to be hot, isn't it? What are you mad at us for? Why did you? I realized I was having a good show. Hold on. Come here. What are we going to do? What are you doing? You have to explain what you're doing so people can watch it or follow it. You know? With a laptop so they can do the show and I don't disrupt them. I mean, 40 waffles. No one's tuning. They who? Us? Us. Why say they? He doesn't want to disrupt us. That's what he decided. Right. OK. But again, he could have set all this up before the show in the other room. Correct. And then we start the show and then he's like maybe sitting in the chair and we're like, Cody, waffles, right? He's like, yeah, I got everything set up. I'm going to go do the waffles. And then he goes over and does the waffles. He brought everything in here. He brought everything in here. Plugged the toaster in right here. Yeah. Which was 15 feet away from where he was sitting at the time. At no point would he ever use the toaster right here. So why did he bother plugging it in? I don't know. Anyway, if you want to be bored to tears, if you're an insomniac and you're looking for something to help you fall asleep to, Cody's going to eat waffles on a stream that we'll have going concurrently, I guess. Yes. And we'll check him. Same thing we did last year. You going to be competing with us? It's all used for the channel. OK. Same thing we did last year where he'll have a laptop. He'll be streaming simultaneously. Which he was so confused. He was perplexed. That's perplexed. He's perplexed. We did it. We did it last year. And I want to address something right now with the waffle stream. It is not good content. No. I know there are a lot of people that are probably like, I don't get the waffle thing. It's like, this might be the worst idea the boys have ever had. Right. It's not interesting. It's not funny. It's not good. Nothing about this makes me want to tune in. You're right about all of that. None of it is worth. And that's what makes it so funny to me, is that, Conor, you did it last year. No one cared. I don't know. The numbers were pretty good on it. Here's the thing. This is barstool sports, baby. When we have a bad idea, we're going to beat that son of a bitch into the ground. But what's so funny about Cody eating 40 waffles over there, is that this isn't Tate doing barstool after dark, where he's torturing himself. But then when the dust settles, you can at least be like, I don't know, man. We did 100,000 views. Made some good money for the company. Got a lot of super chads. No. No one cares. But anyway. What do you think Tate would say about Cody's ability to eat 40 waffles? I think we do. I think Cody's. Yeah, I told him to puke as much as he wants. Because I don't. Should we even? Should we just take the stream down? That would be funny too. It's just to document that he did it. Yeah. Although I don't know if he could do it. Somebody's got it. Yeah. We'll check it out. Somebody has to do it. See how he's doing. Oh, why you're mad at him? He's the one that did it. Anyway, you're right. UConn had a perfect. This game was perfectly. Had the perfect vibe or the perfect tone, the perfect feel of what UConn needed to win. And it still wasn't enough. And that just speaks to how good Michigan is. Because Michigan can beat you a thousand different ways. UConn, this game, they had it. There was only one way they could win. And to their credit, they got Michigan to play that way. But unfortunately, Michigan is still just better. They're still better. And they had five games scored 90 plus. This time, they scored about 69. So obviously, you hold them under. They're scoring. But in a six game tournament, nobody ever has six perfect games ever. So I kind of felt like something was coming. And Michigan was going to take a step back. I was not prepared for how relentless at the rim. You talked about this last night on most of the hoops. Michigan's defense was. It seemed like every time that UConn got the ball at or near the rim or near the lane, it didn't matter who was on Michigan. Somebody was swatting the ball. There was like five shot blockers all of a sudden. I've never seen anything like it. They were coming from nowhere. There was one possession where, believe, I don't know who, maybe Carroban went up for a shot, had it blocked. Reed got the rebound, got it blocked. They were a machine around the basket. They finished with six blocks, I think? No. There were 400 blocks in the game, Brandon. I don't know what the box score said. How many blocks did they end up with? They blocked every shot, it felt like. Yeah. Or they altered a lot of shots. They gave him six. There's no way it was six block shots. Whoever was counting those block shots, I want you to show your work. Because I counted at least 12. Now, I want to give Michigan their flowers. They were a suffocating defensive team. They were a great offensive team. Lindeborg didn't even play well last night. Nobody really played well offensively for Michigan last night. I'll say this, though. In this world where we, as a show, kind of call out foul-baiting and stuff like that, I'll be fine never watching Kado play basketball again. Listen, when he's on your team, you love him. But he was fouling on one end and then just getting minuscule scrapes and just throwing. He was foul-baiting to the max degree last night. It started the game with a little head fake of three. Yeah, and that's just something that's one of the parts of the game that I hate right now. But that was good at it. I hate that about that. He fouled out Yukon's Dimmery, right? He fouled outside of Dimmery Jr. Dimmery might have committed one and a half fouls on the night. And he had to go to the bench. Yeah, I don't know what to do about it. That's just a problem plaguing all of basketball. And the refs just kind of are like, what can we do? They're just stupid. And I don't. I wish refs had the ability to just be like, fuck you. Yeah. To be like, the players are like, he hacked my arm. And I wish the refs would just be like, I don't give a fuck. Like, you were never shooting that. I mean, Kado did it at the end of halftime too, where he just He ran right in the game. Full sprint, runs into the guy, falls backwards. And they didn't call it, which like, honestly, by the letter of the law, that might have been a foul. But the refs were just like, fuck you. We're not calling that. I wish they would do that more throughout the flow of the real game and not just in these last shot situations. Anyway, Michigan was Michigan. I hate that they've portnoy won. I really do. I, you know, he wins. I saw a graphic. This is 15th championship at Barstool. 14 since he started. 14 since he started at Barstool. But I think one Patriots win came before he started Barstool. Listen, I think we're all very happy for Dave Portnoy. Not only is he the richest person around here, he's also the most successful as far as watching his teams win. So yay, yay. And what's really cool is that he is just a diehard fan of all those teams. Yes, yes, yes. That's what makes it extra special. Yes. When last night, I believe I saw him, like the 11th player of Michigan's bench, he certainly knew his name. He's like, let's put this guy in. Because he knows all the players very, very well. Yeah. So talk to me about the implications. Because one thing that happens after a team wins a championship is you look at how they did it and you say to yourself, is that the future of the sport? Michigan became last night the first team to ever win a basketball national championship by starting five transfers. I doubt they're going to be the last team to do it. But not like everybody was doing it, but there's a lot of belly aching about how, and much to the same way when Indiana won the football national championship, a lot of guys that are like 23, 24, go get a job type guys. A lot of transfers, obviously, and it wasn't built the quote unquote right way. Where do you stand on that, Brandon? As you're watching this last night, are you like, this is? No. This is kind of hollow or like, fuck it, who cares? No, this is the college basketball and college football world of 2026. This is how everybody is playing. Everybody's playing by the same rules. Life and sports have evolved. It is now player movement and player freedom, and they get to get paid, and they get to go wherever they want. And I wouldn't transfer as much as some of these players, but I'm not going to stand in their way of transferring. So I have no problem. What do people miss? Do people miss the era where we get to the final four, and the pureness of the sport is watching a bunch of guys who got $350,000 under the table to go to their school with the promise of a Nike contract in the future? Like, is that what we miss? Is that the purity that we miss? Do we miss the 1970s UCLA with John Wooden's talking about integrity and everything? Meanwhile, there's a booster making sure everybody's taking care of all the team. Is that the purity that we miss? Because I don't think purity has ever been in college sports, and it has been, is wrong. Secondly, Michigan won with five transfers, right? How many in Florida went with last year? Four? Like, this isn't... Yeah, they had, yeah. I don't remember who, like, everybody, almost everybody was a transfer, correct? Yeah, yeah. So like, this is not Florida, I believe, was the first really heavy transfer team. Now, Michigan is the first all-transfer team, but the way I look at it is this. It's not like Michigan went out, identified the five best players in the transfer portal. The five can't miss guys in the transfer portal, put them together, and just steamrolled everybody. They did steamroll everybody, but they got guys strategically, and they got guys for what they wanted to do. I don't think anybody thought Yaxle Lindenborg was gonna be the player that he became. I mean, he's a very, very good player, but at the top level of sports, you thought there might be a, or top level of the sport, you thought there might be a little learning curve or something there, and then, you know, you put Kado, you put all these guys together. Nobody thought that recipe was gonna be a Slam Dunk national championship. Yeah, not to that degree. I mean, they were pre-season seventh, which goes both ways, like on the one hand, we knew Michigan would be pretty good this year, but there's a reason they weren't pre-season number one, and it was because the pieces were good. Like they had, I don't know if them or St. John's, I can't remember, it was one A, one B, top transfer classes going into the year. So I think like a lot of people saw names on the roster and said this is gonna be a really, really good Michigan team, but how are these pieces going to fit? Can you play Morris Johnson and Adey Mara and Yaxel Lindelborg? Can you really play all three of those guys? Why would Morris Johnson wanna, Morris Johnson was mad that he wasn't playing enough at Illinois, now he's gonna go to a team where he's gonna have to sit behind Yaxel Lindelborg and Adey Mara and Dusty May is like, no, I'm gonna play all three of them together. And he said, what, what, what? All right. He said, I'm sorry, what? How are you gonna play all three of them together? And Dusty May did it last year with Golden and Danny Wolfe. Remember, he had the two seven-footers playing, and they were like running pick and rolls with two seven-footers. They're like, how the fuck are you gonna do this? And he kind of made it work last year, even though they didn't win the national championship. They were really good last year. So, yeah, I don't think, I agree with you. I don't think this was, on the one hand, yes, the, to tell the story of the 2026 Michigan basketball team, it starts with like, they went out and they spent a lot of money, they got a lot of great players, but it wasn't just as simple as that. They had to make all the pieces work because I thought coming into the year, there were a lot of question marks. And Elliot Kedow, I was watching this morning, I should have sent the clip to the group. There are clips out there of Elliot Kedow when he was at North Carolina. Teams would just, like the guy Garnum was literally just standing under the basket and it has his hands below his waist and he's like, shoot it. And he brick it and they'd be like, thank you. And they grabbed the rebound and go the other way. And now Elliot Kedow has turned into a good shooter. Like, I don't know, I mean, like last night, that's a bad time to make the point when Michigan goes two for 15 from three, but Elliot Kedow, there's a whole tournament and this whole season has become a great shooter. So, it's not enough to just identify the guys. They also like coached him up. Roddy Gale was a guy that was at Ohio State, very frustrating and at times to watch, had a lot of talent, but like couldn't really pull it together. Even last year in Michigan, he was kind of up and down and inconsistent, but this role that he had on Michigan, coming off the bench and just being an energy guy. And sometimes he'd be a, he had a block shot that, I mean, he could have blocked with his armpit last night. That was, that was disgusting. And then a dunk tip, he had like two, like huge plays. Yeah, I think that's where Dusty May should get a lot of credit is, is, I don't think it's fair to just say that Dusty May said, I'm going to go get the best players. No. And then just sit there and roll out the balls. He, he definitely took a lot of guys that like the, we were unsure how the pieces were going to fit and he fit them all together perfectly. Also it's a different challenge. So like, like you, you, you, you put five or six guys together. Who knows if they're going to like each other. Who knows if they're going to play well together. Who knows if this guy plays well with a guard that does this or a forward that does that, you know? And I think last night was what? I don't know. They finished 36 and two or something like that. 37. 37 and three. 37 and three. They played 40 games together. It looked like they played 140 games together. Yeah. It looked like they had been working on that for a very, very, very long time. Did you, what do you think of Yaxwell Lindembourg's interview at halftime? I love it. That's how he's been all year. He's so, he's so poorly media trained is how you would describe it, but also it's a better way to describe it is probably just honest and transparent. But it's, it's been weird because he's had so many weird press conferences where he is like snicker. Like I tried to show Connor one the other day. Connor didn't think anything of it, but there was one where he was talking about Booser earlier in the year and he's just like, he's Teeheehee and like, it's the way he talks is just so weird. But that's just who he is. He's just remarking honest. He's a weird guy. He's definitely a weird guy. Hey, Yaxwell, how do you feel? I feel fucking terrible, man. I'm weak. I'm weak. I can't do anything out here. I don't know why I'm out here. You don't want to remind me of his, the Aaron Rodgers interview. I forget who interviewed him. It was an Aaron Andrews and Aaron Rodgers and he, he had done some, I mean, allegedly, I, from what I was watching, it felt like he had just maybe done some painkillers. Sure, sure, sure. And then Aaron Andrews was asking about the game and he was like, oh, oh, try to find that interview. Find some, find some shit for me. I got you. I got too many things bouncing around on my head. I need to, I need. Connor, find something. I'm watching Cody right now. What? Wait, where? You moved? Where's he at? What room is that? That is your sleeping room. Yeah. Well, at least we keep it neat in there. They had to move all the gym in there because the mini golf is on the, Oh, I see that. They had to take the gym somewhere else. Yes, of course. Would you find Connor? Michelle Tafoya. Michelle Tafoya, that was Aaron Andrews. If you, yeah. If you just look up. On Waffle 40. What is he saying? Is he just raw dogging him? We'll have last waffle. It's honestly probably the best way to do it. We'll stir up that with the feathers. We got blue and yellow feathers from Michigan. Cody came in and you got the feathers, right, TJ? Yeah, I had them on it. Because Cody walked in and he goes, boys, I couldn't find any feathers. So I got some Easter grass. He was supposed to tar and feather himself from last year because he had Florida on the, on the mostly hoops, Titus show last year. We did a, we did tar and feather teams basically and Cody picked Florida and then Florida won. And then he just didn't do it. So that's what he's going to do both this year. And instead of tar and feather, he's going to a syrup and Easter grass himself. Pretty much the same thing. What do you think about, do you have that interview? Play the play, find the Michelle Tafoya. Yeah, it's just Aaron Rodgers' painkiller interview on YouTube. Why am I unaware of this? You might have seen it before. Okay. That's the first one that pops up. It feels like something once you see it, you're like, oh yeah, that's right, I remember. Yeah, yeah, Axl, how are you feeling? It's fucking terrible. I'm weak. After your trailing 20-nothing when you come back, you played in some big games, Aaron. How do you put this one into words? Well, it's hard to, it is. But it's the back of robbery. So it would have to take something really catastrophic injury-wise to keep me off the field in the second half. You know, I went into locker room, get all the tests. And then I was in our indoor facility trying to get it loosened up. But I know once I got back on the field, they'd really start going. I don't think this is the one. Oh, damn. I don't think that's the one at all. That's a different one. That's not even close to one. I'm pretty sure. I keep looking. Oh, yeah, it's multiple. All right. Does he? I don't know. There's another one with Michelle Tafoya. All right, well. Yeah, Michelle Tafoya was doing Sunday Night Football. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think she's running for Senate now or something like that. Yeah, I know she does some political stuff on her Twitter now. Sorry, Mark. I don't know. She did into it. No, that was Linda Kound. Linda Kound got into it with Keith Holmgren on Twitter. They're saying we cut it off. We didn't get to the good part. Oh. So it was that one? Well, why would they? Why would you post the video of him not being high? When the interview is like here, play it then. Go to the point. Why would you post the whole pre-em? Just go to the good part. I don't know the good part. How long is it? I don't know. Okay. Okay. Watch it. Thank you. Hmm. I told the guys at halftime I said, if you shut him out, we're going to win. You give him six. Yeah, this is terrible. Yeah. I've seen this on Twitter 10,000 times and it hits every time. It's what he says my knee. When you show the whole interview, it doesn't hit. My knee? He goes, my knee. That's all right. Yeah, I didn't think it was that funny. Yeah. All right, Connor, find me a funny interview right now. Give me a funny interview. That's your job. Okay. It better be fucking funny. I got you. Because Mark tried and YouTube let him down. I've seen that on Twitter 10,000 times and it cracks me up every time because Aaron, what's wrong? He's like, my knee? Evo? Funny interview. Okay. What do you think he'll come up with? I don't know. Probably not. Probably something that's not funny. Do you think something was wrong with that one room? I was thinking for a while, yeah. Illinois couldn't shoot on either of them. Every time they were on that one end, somebody started 0 for 15 or over 16, something like that. It was probably. Did anybody go back to the Michigan Arizona? Because Michigan was hitting everything all night. So yes, that's the problem there in the Michigan Arizona game. And I believe, I don't remember, I think, did Michigan start going left or right or right to left for us? Michigan went right. No, they went in front of us. They went to the left or right. They went to the left for him to start the. No, they went to the left room. They went left for him to start. From where we were sitting for TV. Oh, TV. Okay. Yeah. Oh no. We were sitting on the other side. Right. We were sitting in the brains broken. Yeah, my brain, I got nothing. Where we were sitting in the suite, it was the right room that was. Yeah, that was the bad room. Yeah, and Michigan was going to our right. And Michigan smoked it. So Michigan. Yeah. So Michigan Arizona game, Michigan was fine coming out of the gate. Yeah, Michigan was the exception that proved the rule though. Because Illinois couldn't shoot on it. Illinois also had some all time rimouts on it. Where it had that one where it rimmed out and then sat on the rim for a little bit. Yeah. And then came off. That's right. That was. It was all the same rim. And the over inflated balls. Did you see a couple of times last night where guys were dribbling it and it goes over the head? Yeah. Did you see, maybe I was just seeing things, seeing ghosts. There was the Illinois lay at the ball that stuck there for like 10 seconds on the rim. Sure. Did you see the one last night, like two seconds into the game? Yeah, Michigan's first shot. Yeah. And then it was a similar thing. And I was like, wait a minute. Rimmed out, yeah. Yeah. Wait a minute. I think the balls too are, Gino said this going into the women's final four that they, or maybe the women's tournament in general, that they use brand new balls, which is crazy. Which is something that like everyone talks about how they're over inflated, but they're also just like fresh out of the box and like not broken in at all. I don't know why they do that. I don't know why, I don't know how you can get so much overwhelming feedback from players and coaches. Yeah. It isn't how you should operate. Balls should be easy. It should be so easy. And they continue to fuck it up every single year. It's no weird. What do you think about Dan Hurley's agging? Because I think one of the things Twitter was all excited about last night during the game was, a lot of people thought it was one-sided officiating. You know, I think it was called that way because that's the only way Yukon could have played and stayed in that game. But people were just like rubbing their hands together. Oh, when Dan Hurley used to show Mike, when he gets there, then when he gets to a Mike later, he's agg and he's like, those are the three best officials. Those are my best friends. Very gracious. I love those guys so much. He literally said, if I could have every game the rest of my career with those three refs, I would sleep easy at night. Yeah, I think Dan Hurley realizes that this Yukon team, making it as far as they did, was, they were overachieving. This was, he was, they just weren't that good of a team all season. I know they won a lot of games, but like as compared to other Yukon teams that he's had, this was not a special team. And for them to pull off the miracle upset against Duke and get to the final four and then handle Illinois, I think he just kind of understood going into the game. Michigan is better than us. Yeah. And yeah, that's what my takeaway was. I don't know. I also think last year when Yukon was not very good and Hurley was losing his mind, do you remember he goes over three at the Maui Invitational just had like a full blown crash out and was like, I'll never come back to Maui. He's shitting on like players on the other teams and shitting on like he was just, he was losing his fucking mind. And then he, according to him, this off season, he kind of did like the look in the mirror and like, I gotta be better at type things. So maybe it's just. But he still, didn't he still have a couple this year? He had, didn't he have the, I'm the best fucking coach in the sport this year? I think that was last year. Oh, was it last year? Okay. I think that's what that, yeah. The two rings Baldy was last year. Real quick question. At Creighton. Yeah. Real quick question. You hate ranking things. I love ranking things. But if I, if I took out a gun right now and pointed at your head and I don't know why I would have a gun. But I took out a gun and pointed at your head and said, who's the best coach in the sport right now? Dusty May or Dan Hurley? It's Dan Hurley. It's Dan Hurley. Yeah, it's Dan Hurley. Yeah. It's still Dan Hurley. So that was easy. So don't, you don't have to shoot me. You don't have to shoot me at all. Okay. But what if I'm wrong? Did you still shoot me? No, I just, the gun was just to make you answer. Isn't this hypothetical? Yeah. You're putting a gun to my head. I don't care if you're right or wrong. So I might as well just say anything. I could have said elephants. As long as you answer. I could have said. I could have said. Who's the best coach in the country? Popsicle. God damn. That's all I wanted was A answer. You just saw me. I just needed A answer. A and answer. You get that funny interview Connor? I deemed it to TJ. Good, good, good. This is going to be, Mark, are you ready? I'm ready. I'm going to wait to see what this is going to be. I reached a new level of age last night. Now I'll tell you about it after the clip. Out-and-treaters caught on camera invading houses. So could something like this happen to you? Dave Rowe knows all too well. How it feels to have his home broken into. Yeah. And see, that's what the problem was. Cause I heard him first. I said, hold on. I said, hold up. Wait a minute. Something ain't right. Cause then I started to taste them. I said, and then I started to smell them. So it's like, it's like, it tastes like, so I knew something was wrong. I knew something special about it. You know? So what did you do when you heard the intruder? I ran upstairs. I had to run. It's a skit. It's a skit. And in fact, I would argue, I would argue my Aaron Rodgers thing was better than this. It says, it says funny news. But it's a skit. In the title. It's a clear skit. You hear the voice of the guy. There was the guy who was clearly reading. You guys said, find a funny interview. I said a funny news. A funny interview. That's literally what it said. That's a skit. That's a skit of a funny interview. It does say funny news interview. That you, hold on. I told you to find a funny interview. That wasn't an interview at all. You literally Googled funny interview. No, I didn't Google that. You YouTube searched it. Yeah. I looked for an interview that was funny. But that wasn't an interview. That was a skit. That was a skit. All right, I'll go take a look. I sent one. We don't need you to take a look. Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend, the zombie, Jonathan. You're looking good. Jonathan just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think? I like turtles. All right, you're a great zombie. And good times here at the Waterfront Village. I think that was funny. That was good. I think I like turtles. We'll hit for me. I like turtles. Have you ever seen the kid that dreams that he could do literally anything? No. Dreams so big. TJ, do you know what I'm talking about? I've never had to see that. Have you ever had a dream? This is a great interview. I didn't realize Evo was sitting on this. This is a great interview. One that's coming to mind now that we're doing kid interviews is the apparently. Yeah, the apparently I've never been on. This is the apparently. Have you ever had a dream that you had you want? You could do what you want. You could do so. You want him to do you so much you could do anything. Nailed it. That's a classic. That's like the. That's honestly how my brain feels this morning. After after March Madness, I feel what I talk right now. TJ, you want to take a whack at the interviews? That's a classic. If you ever stuttered in my high school friend group, you just got hit with that. You just got hit. Find the apparently kid. I just want to watch kid interviews now. But we don't have a basketball court right now. What's he taking a lap of? He's just walking around. He's walking in and around the golf holes. It was great. I've never been on live television before. Apparently sometimes I don't watch the news. Because I'm a kid and apparently every time apparently grandpa just gives me a run out after we watch the Powerball. Tell me about the ride. What did you think about the ride? Well, it was great. You got to apparently you're spinning around and apparently every time you get dizzy. That's all you do is get dizzy. Yeah. I've never ever been on live television. I've never ever been on live television. Are you excited? Yeah, and apparently I already went down the super slide. And I went down the water on a scared half to death. I just freaked out. Now that's a funny interview. That's what we're now talking. I mean, literally it was in the title of the video, funny news interview. Get the weather boy. Interviewing the little kid, TJ. Let's just do a kid. Yeah, I was going to say we're just going to do internet 1.0. I guess we could. It's fun. Wouldn't you like to know weather boy? Yeah. Why would you like to know weather boy? I don't care. I don't care, TJ. That's the thing. TJ, I don't care that it's fake. Here's a customer out here. What's the best kind of firework to buy? Wouldn't you like to know weather boy? Where are your parents? I'm just making sketchy. You've got to look out for Feral children this time. Feral? Who's this kid? Everybody who tries to spoil, oh, it was real. It was fake. It was a you set up. Connor, yours was awful. Yours was awful. Yours was a clear skit that just it was awful. You failed. Look at how many views it has. I don't care about views. OK, I'm just saying a lot of people thought it was. No, it could be a funny skit. There's no question about it. That could be a funny skit. It's not an interview. I didn't ask for a skit. That's all. Yeah, fine, whatever. Do you want another? You want a mulligan? No, I we show I mean. Because Evo was like two for two. What else? It was apparently turtles. I was going to find something else along those lines. You want me to show you how it's done? Have you ever had a dream that? Oh, yeah, that one's a good one. You want me to show you how it's done? I was going to do anybody got time for that. Fuck it right in the pussy. It wasn't an interview, but that could work. Yeah, what do you got, Brandon? Yeah, watch this. I got it queued up right now. TJ, if you could pull it up. This interview happened. I don't know. Was this five or six years ago? I just woke up in Japan. Yeah. I don't know what's the car accident. Bring all the news to wake up, too. There's a skip, right? It seems like everyone's OK. That's obviously. If he came out, I was like, yeah, that was just a skit. Taking off the journalist out a little bit. I think a lot of us grew up by using this guy. I reached a new level of age last night. Yeah. A level of age where I was, I watched the entire game. And it starts late. But it starts late every year. I'm not going to sit here and re-adjudicate that. It starts late every year. It's just an event that starts late. It is. But I watched the first half. Sat around, muted the halftime, went and did some emails and stuff, came back, watched the second half. It wasn't the most exciting game in the world. No. But I was in it. I was sitting there. I was in. The last play happens. The Michigan guy, up six, you know, has six and a half point favorites, decides instead of getting fouled, he's going to throw the ball down the court. Uh-huh. Yeah. Anyway, he throws down the court. Dusty May shakes the hand of Dan Hurth. Celebration was underwhelming. Whatever. In that moment, I say to myself, all right, T minus 14 minutes to one shiny moment, I'm going to bed. Made it through the whole game. Didn't stay up. You didn't watch one shiny moment. Didn't stay up for one shiny moment. Wow. No. Just I was ready. You're so old that you can't even make it to one shiny moment. But there have been times in my life where I only cared about one shiny moment. Yeah. Where watching the game was a hindrance. I was like, can we move this along so I can get to one shiny moment? Didn't see it. Why is it so late? They'll tell you. These people will tell you that the TV ratings are good. And we've honed in on this being the perfect time. And they know more than us, Brandon. But do they know more than us? Who the fuck decided that 750 or I guess was 850 Eastern? Yeah. You're telling me that 850. That you couldn't do 830? Yeah. 830. So at 850, it's perfect. At 830, you lose. The NCAA would have lost $10 million if they moved it from 850 to 830. Well, at what point do we in the Central and Eastern Times own turn and look west and say, guys, hurry the fuck up? Yeah. Why don't we wait? Move it up 20 minutes. Whatever you're doing. Stop, get gas, go to Taco Bell, whatever you got to do. Get home by 630 so they'll move it. Move it up. I said this last time when we were talking about these times. The people on the West Coast, they don't care that it's starting. You don't need to placate them. They're fine. Yeah. You can start at it. You can start at the next. They know where they live. You can start the next championship at 2 PM. They're OK. That's what they like. What they signed up for. And it gives them an excuse to not work. God damn it. It's so late. It's so fucking late. But why? Yeah, it drives me crazy. It drives me crazy that they just like, they feel like they just can't be the perfect time. 850 is not the perfect time. That's all I'm saying. Also, I'm saying try something else and just see what happens. I'm not saying you have to start it at 6 Eastern. Yeah. Just move it up a little bit. Old man yelling in the clouds. Old man yelling in the clouds right here. Game should be on CBS. Yeah. It should just be on CBS. If you start that game at 8 Eastern on CBS, I just about guarantee you're still going to make a fuck ton of money. I would agree with that, too. Just about guarantee. Yeah. CBS doesn't have the Anthony Davis prank show on afterwards, right? This probably doesn't. You guys were joking. When I would come on in the kids' game, I would enjoy it. I was enjoying it. I was like, yeah, let's do it. Except we watched the Mookie Betts episode five times. Yeah, we watched the same episodes. The Anthony Davis show is. Frank show. The Dremel and Green one was kind of funny. It's just like punked. Yeah. It's just Anthony Davis' punking. Anthony Davis' punk. Is Anthony Davis funny? Yeah. See the guy to do this? That's what my question was. It's like when one of them camera breakers on stage and a guy in a wheelchair comes on and then gets rolled off the stage in a wheelchair, and it's like, oh shit, this guy in a wheelchair fell off the stage. And then Anthony Davis just comes out. Why would Cameron Brink be like, ah, shit, I must have been on a prank show because the Anthony Davis is hard enough. It's fucking Anthony Davis. Oh shit. I must have been like. Now that I see Anthony Davis, I understand that classic funny man Anthony Davis was pranking me. That doesn't really make sense. I think I would have 500 different NBA players before Anthony Davis on a prank show. Pranks through your NBA players, yeah. What the fuck are you doing here, Anthony Davis? Yeah, there's a guy in a wheelchair on the floor. You just missed it. This was crazy. Elsewhere in the world of college basketball yesterday. Michigan did win the national championship, but North Carolina hired Michael Malone to be their head basketball coach. I have prepared a statement about that. Yeah? Yeah. That's a. OK. Jesus. All right. Mm-hmm. All right, here we go. Right, wrote out a statement. What? That's your statement. They spent three weeks and they hired former Nuggets coach Michael Malone. What? Huh? What? You could have knocked me over with a feather when I found out they hired Michael Malone. I don't know that anybody was talking to Michael Malone about being a basketball coach. I don't know. Listen, probably a fine man, fine coach, NBA champion. Yeah, right. I guess his daughter plays volleyball there. Yay. That's the connection. Are they just collecting old champion coaches? I guess so. Because he's, I don't know, has run to Denver Nuggets. So I don't know. Does he have recruiting history? Yeah, he was a college coach for a little while. I think he's a great coach. I do think the fit is interesting. I'm curious about the coach and search. He very obviously wasn't their number one target. And I'm curious, from what I understand, is they took the big swings, your Tommy Lloyds, your Dusty Migs. Those are the guys they wanted. Ben McCollum, I think, didn't even, Ben McCollum wouldn't even answer the phone. Then I feel like they probably pivoted to Billy Donovan. But Billy Donovan wouldn't quit on the team. Like they're like, Billy, just the bulls are going nowhere. And the team's also falling apart right now. And Billy Donovan was like, I don't want to talk to you until after the NBA season. And with the calendar, the portal is open now. And it's a, we got to go. We got to get a coach. So they landed on Michael Malone. But that's how all these coaching searches go. Every time there's a big job that opens up, everybody's just like, is it going to be Dan Hurley? Is it going to be Steve Kerr? Is it going to be Eric Spolstra? And it never, like Kentucky hired Mark Popol last year. And we did the exact same thing. And Duke hired John Shire, which was a little less, he just promoted the guy from the bench. But when Duke opened up, you might have assumed like, oh, it's Duke. You can get anybody you want. And then you just hired the guy that's sitting two feet to the, to Kay's left. The bluebloods aren't, they're not the destinations anymore. They're not there. They're not the end game for all these coaches. I think what we're seeing now is the coach is the school. Yeah. The coach is the school more so, and it doesn't matter where the coach is. Yeah. If the coach is somewhere where he can get money for his program and get support for his program, he doesn't have to go to North Carolina. He can do it anywhere in the country. That's why McCollum in Iowa probably has good NIL, probably is comfortable where he is, probably. And he is the school. Transfers will go there to play for him and with him. And that's it. And they don't have to have that baby blue North Carolina. They don't have to have all that shit. So it's a new world, man. Yeah. Money's a great equalizer too, you know? For a long time, like the sell of Carolina and Duke and Kentucky and all that was that this is TV. If everybody's working under the same set of all you can offer as a scholarship, taking the under the table stuff aside, everybody's just offering the same thing, which is you come to the school, we'll give you a great education, we'll give you a chance to play in the NBA. Then all the schools that had the history and the prestige and all that had more to offer. And now I don't know if they do have more to offer, Brandon. No. They just don't have more to offer. I don't think they do. Can I tell you about a new sponsor? Connor, make the new sponsor, Simon, please. Wee-wee-wee-wee. New sponsor. What? Do you think that was good? Give it a little more heart. Kind of sound like an emergency. Yeah. 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As I'm holding my Scotty Shuffler signed baseball here. Again, I don't really know if he signed it. Scotty Shuffler signed this, yeah. It's pretty sick. He signed it and just printed his name. Yeah, just sent that, look at that. Well, that's what it is. It's a Scotty Shuffler signed baseball. It's on baseball. I don't know. The summer of Scotty doesn't seem to be, No, maybe we wait for Blutman because, because I don't really know. I know he hasn't been dominant. Yeah. He's still the number one player in the world by a fairly large margin over Rory. But yeah, he hasn't gotten a ton of wins. There's Blutman right now. Number one player in the world. Blutman is? And what you're looking at guys, and you're gonna be shocked. Yeah. We're gonna have turned the inside of our gym into a mini golf course. What? We're going to have a mini golf competition at Barclays Sports. You think, oh, these guys just do podcasts and shows. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're gonna be doing a fucking mini golf tournament. And I'll say this, if you liked the mini golf tournament from last year, you're gonna like this one. Because it is the exact same. Yes, yes. It's all the same people. It's all the same holes. Uh-huh, same layout. Same layout. Everything about it is the exact same. To the point that you might say, am I watching a rerun? Remember everything you know about mini golf. Remember everything you know. Because you're gonna need it. We got the young team qualifiers tonight. And that team will end up facing Dan's old people. But you're on the old team. I'm on the old team. I would be on the old team if I were gonna be here. Not gonna be here. Gonna be heading to Augusta tomorrow morning. Mark, we're the same age. How are you on the old team? I don't know, I think it's. And I'm in the young qualifier. Waited. It's like the cutoff thing. Like you only have a summer birthday. Oh, yeah. Do you go down a grade? Do you go up a grade? It's like one of those type deals. What is the cutoff? Because, I don't know. Bowers north of 30, right? I mean, I thought 30 might be the cutoff. I think it's like 35. 35. We got that many over 35 year olds? I think so, yeah. Me, big cat, Che. T-Bob. Mark, T-Bob. Chaps. Chaps. Kate. Kate. Deutsch. Deutsch. Yeah. Name seven more. Yeah, I don't know. I'm gonna be honest, PFT. Yeah. I'm very far, I think I have like mold sickness. I am very foggy. There was a pipe burst in my apartment. And I had walked into an apartment full of like, a bad smell last night. And I did not sleep well. So you're kind of in a fog. I'm in a fog. Yes. I've been in a fog the last two days. Yeah. Maybe we had mold at the hotel. Maybe it was the hot tub. Maybe it was the hot tub. Maybe there was mold in the hot tub. I woke up yesterday feeling not great. We were gonna say somebody drugged y'all in the hot tub and dragged your shirtless bodies back to their rooms. That's what you're saying? What happened? Come on, dude, that's crazy. I don't know. Are you all under a fog? Yeah. Evo, you a little foggy? I feel fantastic. OK. All right. This was a team effort. I think I got hit by like hay fever on the ride back. My eyes have been on fire since the car. We did have that stretch where it just smelled like shit. Yeah. Yeah, that was crazy. I need to clear it in for a few miles. I got some eye drops around. Tell me about Fair Oak Farms. Do you know anything about it? Not a ton, because I didn't come to Chicago a ton growing up. We didn't drive up here. But now, not like that. Is that because it should have been three lanes? Because it should have been three lanes. My dad's like, never again. But yeah, it's kind of like I've stopped like two or three times there. You're driving along on I-65, your own I-65 between Chicago and Indianapolis. And it's farmland, farmland, farmland. It's all this. It's a beautiful country, actually. And then all of a sudden, you come to this exit, and it's just four or five beautiful red farm buildings that there's a hotel that's built like a farmhouse. And it's just this beautiful little retreat. It's all just like shops. I think the idea of the hotel is you take your kids there, and then they can milk cows and shit. Oh, is there like a? It's like a hands-on experience at a farm for kids. So it's a working farm back there somewhere? I think, I don't know. I stopped like two or three times in my drives. I stopped yesterday and got a pork sandwich. And they have obviously great ice cream and grilled cheese, anything dairy you would want. Well, that was just a fascinating. All you got to do is, if you just got a gas station on the interstate, just give it a little bit of a theme. And I'm just in. I'm just like, well, I got to stop the castle, I guess. They do a good job of making it like a thing where you're like. And I think it's like about halfway between Chicago and India, at least by time on the road. I don't know if, I think mileage-wise, it's closer to Chicago when you factor in the traffic in Chicago. I think it ends up being about halfway. It's a nice little halfway stop. But yeah, that's like a massive hotel. Yeah. Are they really? Do they need that many rooms? I've never seen. I don't know if they need that many rooms. When I got home right before, there was an hour. I had an hour to kill before the game started at 7.50. So at 7 o'clock, I wanted to watch something. I watched the Dodgers and Blue Jays. The Dodgers fucking bledged in the Blue Jays. And I got the sense that it felt like overkill. Because the Dodgers ended last season by taking their hearts. And then early in April, they get to go up there and just beat the shit out of them again. And I felt like these poor Toronto people, all they want to do is see the Jays hit the ball around the yard. They just want to see the Jays get out there and whip up on the rays or the pirates or somebody. And here come the Dodgers just bullying them at every turn. It makes me think of a meme. I don't know if you're aware of it, where there's a cartoon meme where a guy is saying, stop, stop. He's already dead. Huh. Yeah. It's a really famous meme. And that's Calvin pissing on a logo? Calvin is pissing on a dead man. And then I think Cartman is standing by Calvin. And he's like, that. Right? Right? Yeah. Calvin. Calvin pissing was one of the first memes. But just put it on the back of truck. Calvin pissing and Yosemite Samson back off on mudflaps with guns. Yeah, those are. Calvin pissing was the first meme. Yeah. You ever. It says everything you need to know right there. Yeah. Wait, that young mischievous boy, he dislikes that team so much he's pissing on their logo. He just simply does not like the Yankees. Are people still putting that on the back of their car? I don't. It was. When I came back into the parking lot yesterday, there was a truck that we pulled in behind that had three of them. Three Calvin pissing? But with no logo. It was just Calvin pissing on nothing. It was no sports logo or target. Yeah, it was very funny. He ain't on my car. Yeah. He's just a huge fan of Calvin pissing. But haters. Yeah. Are people still putting the life's good family on the back of their car too? Oh, yeah. The little cutouts? Yeah, the stick figures. Yeah, I think those are still around. A lot of my child's an honor roll student at John Wilson Elementary or something like that. Yeah. A lot of those. Oh, 13. I say 13.1 and 26.2 are the biggest ones right now. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Is something bigger than that? Yeah. 30A, Salt Life. Now that I'm thinking of those, you'll see a lot of Salt Life up here? Every Honda Odyssey in New Jersey has this car climbed Mount Washington sticker on it. There you go. Yeah, the car climbed the mountain. It's very funny. Yeah, there's Salt Life up here. Yeah. Not a ton, but it is always funny to see an Ohio license plate with the Salt Life sticker. You're living in Naperville, Illinois. Yeah, Salt Life. Salt Life. That's sad. I was just thinking of other things you see on the back of. Such as? Like the RIP type. Oh, yeah. Like angel wings and. To just see that there was a depressing one on the side of the road yesterday coming back. On the side of the road. Yeah. I don't. This is a funny show. This is a fun show. Let's not. You guys. Oh, what is this? Well, why is it on the move? Has he told people that he's live? I did see a car not too long ago. I don't like his face. With the angel wings and the dates. The person who died was in their 70s. And I'm not telling you how to grieve. Yeah, I'm not telling. I'm not here to judge the relationship you had with this person. Yeah. If the first date is 1948. And I'm not saying it wasn't sad. I'm not saying any of those things. It was just like I saw that I was behind it. And then it said 1948 to 2023 or something. And I was like. Speaking of angels wings, have you made your decision, Connor? Yeah. I am. Read the ad mark. Yeah. Roback active where best fit, best feel. Spring is here, which means two things. Roback's collegiate collection is restocked with new schools. And their Azalea collection is dropping fresh off the release of some new product categories. Roback is buzzing. You all know they have the best hoodies in the game, but they also have some new ones for you. The Roback Highlands hoodie is legit. No drawstrings, really great stretch, smooth fabric. If you're looking for a hoodie on the course, the Highlands hoodie is for you. Secondly, the Roback Collegiate Collection is the best collegiate collection out there. So use code sports for 20% off your first purchase. That's 20% off polos, hoodies, and more. Just use code sports and head over to rhoback.com. Roback spring is Roback season. Yes. I just went in the Roback. Which is crazy. Just fall is also a Roback season. Also a Roback season. And I was wearing Roback. I was wearing the hoodies and joggers. Basically all winter as well. So I guess as it turns out, it's always Roback season. All right, so it is now 10.58 central time. The moment has arrived. I know the ladies in my DMs have been waiting for Conagriffin's decision all night. Conagriffin, what is your decision on Angel Reese to the Atlanta Dream? This is tough. This is tough. I've only told about four people. And I just made the decision this morning. But I think this summer I'm going to take my talents to Chicago, Illinois. I'm staying a Skyfan. Wow. I'm sorry. I'm staying a Skyfan. Wow, that's huge. So Angel Reese out. Angel Reese out doesn't matter. She stinks. That means Conagriffin is going to be a fan of the Chicago Sky and all the stars they have, such as. Yeah. The Chicago Sky, that being said. So now that Angel Reese isn't on the team, I guess you would buy the jersey of a. Yeah. Your favorite player is now. So the Chicago Sky, love all the people on the Sky. However, I did come to love the Sky with Angel Reese and the thought of going to a game and she's not playing for the Sky does really hurt. And I don't know if I could do that. So I will only be attending Sky Games this year where Angel Reese is there. So you're probably not going to a game this year. Because of all the memories from going when Angel Reese was there. Yeah. Well, so how many Chicago Sky Games have you attended once again? Zero. But yeah. So when the dream come play here, you'll go. Yes, except for you're still a Chicago Sky fan and not an Angel Reese. Yes, except for the first game where they play because we have a worksheet that. Who do you think the sky will have guard Angel Reese when she comes back? Probably Camila Cardosa. You can't say that. You've never came in there. Yeah, true. Camila. Camila. Camila. I do have to figure out what I'm going to do. Yes, April 29th, we have a work event that we were going to be tied up. What work event do we have? I can't say because then I'd be promoting it for people to, for our fans to get excited about. Sorry. So I'm not going to. Yeah, I don't know if we've come out and talked about it. Office-wide thing. If I was to say that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, if I was to say what it is, Brandon, the Stooly's would be like, oh, that seems fun. I can't wait to watch that. By the way. For that reason, I'm not going to say. That shoot is like at 10 AM. What shoot? That, what are you talking about? Is it really? It's, yeah, I don't mean you aren't going to be able to. I think for the yak, it's 2 PM. Like it's the yak, it's like you're coming from the yak today. Oh, I see. I think that, well, I don't know. We all know what we're talking about right now. Yeah. It says there's a flyer out in the lobby. Yeah. So anyway, I can't go to that one. Soccer. Soccer. But I call it football. Yeah. The rest of the games I'll be at. And it's not what the rest of the games you'll be at. The rest of the dream. Wait, there's only one other game. It's June 9th. Yes. That's a commissioner's cup. Holy shit. Yes. Oh, shit. So I will be there. The stakes have never been up. You think you'll be able to get in? Yes. And I'll be there. Connor, that's 6'9". Yeah, I know exactly. That's why I'll be there. I might have other plans that day, actually. But I'll try. Well, with your other plans being 6'9". I'll probably fucking. But I think with this. How do we get feet on wood for the commissioner's cup? I'm going to have to pull some strings. My guy, who you guys took from me, he reached out to me. But Connor, you're such a fucking Sky fan. I don't think you should limit yourself. Go to one of the road games in Atlanta. Really go represent. That's what I was also thinking of. So the September 19th game I can't go to, because it's college football and FL weekend would work. But I think there's a game in July that, yeah, I'd go to Atlanta. I'd go to Mexico City. Shoot, it just seems like you let excuses get in the way pretty quickly of going to a Sky game. Mark, what kept you from going to a Sky game last year? Nothing. I went to a Sky game. Evo, what kept you from going to a Sky game last year? Literally nothing. I had a child born on that night. And I still want to. TJ? I went. Yeah. Listen, a lot of nights, there is just work that pops up. The night that you guys went, I'm pretty sure I had beach volleyball that night. I don't think you guys realize how much beach volleyball I play in the summer. Oh, we know. I don't know. But I don't think you recognize. We talk about it more than most sports. You're like just how much. That's going to carry the show for a few months. You're our version of Hank, because it's all you do. I was on. You come in and tell us that you played last night. You had so much fun. And then we ask you, did you win? And you say no. That's how it's going to go. Say when's the next game today? I was on four different teams last summer. You should play in a game every day of the week. What the fuck? What is he doing? He's doing the birdie, I think. He's also going way too fast. How many is he eating? How many people are there? That was 11. How many people? 77 watching now. Yeah, but they'll tune in afterwards. We got like a thousand people watching. Stop watching. If you're watching that, please stop. I think that is the funniest part is like Cody is 26 waffles in and he's looking at the numbers and there's just eight people watching. Could we get those numbers down, you think? Yeah, we got to get those numbers. Everybody stop. Everybody stop what you're doing. Everybody stop watching. It's please stop. Everybody stop watching. You can get more waffles. More waffles and viewers would be great. There they go. They're going down. More waffles than you. He's cagging. They can KV that they're in COVID. They tried to get zero people watching. Everybody. It's so not interested. Not funny that I think it's actually funny. What man? Hi. Who's one of the masters? We're going to find out probably Sunday afternoon a bit before dinner time. Maybe Matt Fitzpatrick. Maybe Sky Shuffler. Maybe Yonroam. Like Cam Young. Patrick Reed. Maybe Pat Reed. Congrats on a national championship, Bluff. I haven't seen you since UCLA. Thanks guys. Thanks. One of the women's national championship. It means a lot. I know. Who's your favorite player on that team? Probably Gabrielle Hawkes. Yeah. I shout Megan Grant, Lauren Betts, Ann Betts, the whole gang. I want to say, because I haven't seen you guys in a while too. Sure. How's he doing? I was Conner. Because his world got turned upside down. Hell yeah, I'm fine. Yeah, we just talked about that. I've reached a compromise. I know where my allegiance is lying. And then again, all of this is out the window in 2030 when Philadelphia gets a WNB. So he's going to go to Atlanta Dream Games? Yeah. Yeah, he's a Sky fan who's only going to go to Atlanta Dream Games, which tells me he might not be a Sky fan. Yeah. Yeah, those are kind of pointless now, huh? No, they're not. For him? For him, yeah. No, I guess we'll. I forgot about that. I was Mark Bluffman, right? That was the Bluffman Christmas present. That was the Bluffman Christmas present, Tess. We're all going to the Sky game. What about the dance that the UCLA girls did after they, the women did after they won? The woman and the lion dance. Okay. What was that? Mm-hmm. Was it their dance? Was that a special dance? It was. I saw that clip. It was a group of ladies celebrating their, what do you call it? Excellence. Is this something that they came up with though, Conner? I feel like Conner, you would know this. Well, yeah, it's a Tate McRae song. I think that they came up with this dance. I haven't seen this around. It might be maybe choreography from the music video to it. Okay. But it's not like a TikTok. It's not like a viral thing on the internet. Yeah, I don't know what this is. What's the dance? What song? I think it's 1035. Tate McRae was playing. There we go. All right. This is the TikTok generation. Well done. The TikTok generation. Yeah, Axel. Yeah. Axel. Yeah. How's Cody? He looked like he was gagging. He's on about 10 waffles. 11. How many? How many people are watching? Has he done syrup shoes yet? No. Damn it. Why is it going? Let's say you guys are doing the opposite of what we asked. Yeah, this is the problem. Cody's like, damn, I'm about to hit 100. He is going way too fast. I'm worried for him. I'm looking back in. If you're one of the two people that dislike this, fuck you. Dislike the waffle string? Yeah. If you're one, there's 80 people watching you. That's a good way to show 80% of the people. 80% of the people like it. Yeah. You know, we did just, I think off the cuff come up with the 40 waffles. 40 waffles just sounds funny. It's not. It's not funny. No, it's not. It's not funny at all. It's not. 40 is just too many. Again, the only thing that is interesting or funny about this is that he's just over there. Look, he's playing to the camera. He's trying to entertain an audience. And it's just impossible. You can't entertain the audience. No one's going to find this interesting. But why is he trying to entertain the audience? It looks like he's like trying to motivate them. Let's get some more. Like he's a motivational speaker right now. He's like that guy that goes to car salesmen and tries to determine the better car set. Where even are the waffles? Breakfast and dinner right here in this studio. Dude, a pre-games, but eat the waffles, bro. Great moments. What? Just the right speed. We're going just the right speed. No, you're not. All right. We're starting with 12. We're starting with 12. Should I go up there and suck his dick right now? You should go over there, but I don't know. Go give him a pointer. Just be like, hey, man, when I was in the spot, here's what I did. Also, tell him the audio's choppy. The waffles aren't Spanish. Hey, mostly. How we doing? We got 98 people on this one. We don't need all that. I just want my people right here. Is he on TikTok live? 50 Minutes in. Which waffle's been my favorite? Honestly, I was feeling sky high. This is electric. This is so bad. Did he get high off the waffles? Why is he pacing back and forth? He's... Yeah. I don't know if there's... Is there a lock on this door? There's a lock on this door. What does put stop in front of someone and get him? What? Somebody told him. Somebody fucking said Conner's coming. Somebody in the chat said Conner's coming. He's coming for you. And he has set up an all time barricade. Yeah, that's the way Conner gets a little roll in the chair. Ain't no way Conner's getting through that shit. Oh shit. I'm trying to block out you guys because you're coming to Sabatop. That's what the chat said. What a trash. How did he get in there? A trash candidate and an office chair. This is why we do it. I'm just here to tell you. Grab as many people as you can. You're like... Yeah, you will have loved it. Sam, go with him. Oh, last year, Brandon. If memory serves. I think I ate a waffle for Conner. And then it called into question how many he had eaten. Should we do something? Should we restart? Should we say the private detail Conner told us in confidence? All the haters who are giving this guy shit. That the fuck up, dude. What would you say, suck your dick? Conner said he ate 40 waffles last year. Oh, no. No, no. I forgot that's what he said. Like Conner said. You think he would say it? Give him a chance. Give him a chance. I do want to go Sabatop the street. How could I do it? You'll take the toaster, I guess. The toaster seems... I want to accidentally sabotage. Anybody get the toaster? And pretend like I didn't know what I was doing. How many waffles did he buy? That's what it was. Conner bought like 40 exactly. And then I ate one. You know what? We could let him out of it right now. We could say you don't have to eat the rest of your waffles if you did 150 jumping jacks right now. What's an exercise that we're just getting to throw up? The jumping jack should do it. Yeah. How did it go Conner? Bad. I didn't realize when he said... I thought when he was saying suck his dick I thought he was talking to like the chat. He was talking to me. What? You? Why? Yeah. So I went up there and I was trying to... First of all I told him he was going way too fast. Genuinely. I was like you're going way too fast. How'd you get through that barrier he put up? I was like what are you doing dude? I was like Fort Knox. But no so then I tried to back him up but I was like yo chat. I was going to say I was getting that to you. I was getting on your ass. So I'm out on him. I'm not paying attention for going one bit. He's getting no advice from me. I was going to say a personal detail but I'm not going to say it. So I will allow you to say it. If you want to you don't have to say it. Last year after you ate 40 waffles an hour later you did what? I had sex. Yeah. So if he doesn't do that... If he doesn't do that today then it doesn't count. 40 waffles in his belly. Why do you show me dumbbells? Cuzz bro. I brought you a live studio audience. I see what you guys are up to. You're up to some no good hijinks. What happened to white boy Rick? I told them. You're all we got. There's just two white boy ricks. Yeah there are two white boy ricks. I actually did think that was white boy Rick. What is he? Why is he battle rapping right now? Why does he do that? No switches. We don't do what they want. What is he doing? Watch. He's being so weird. He's so weird. He's a weird guy. He's being so weird. Look at Blubman. Why is he doing this? He's not coming here is he? He's so weird. He's not going to get away. He's not going. Nobody's fighting for you. Nobody on my side. This is so dumb. The 80 of you who are watching that get what you deserve. Slim Jim this episode of Most Sports is brought to you by Slim Jim and we have some big news to report. Buffalo Wild Wings and Slim Jim have teamed up to create something clutch. A brand new chicken stick. This isn't your run of the mill meat stick. It's everything you love about chicken wings packed into a convenient snack stick. Ready for you to take on the go. It's bold tangy. Mouthwatering chicken wing flavor anytime anywhere. Each juicy tender bite delivers a big win. New Buffalo Wild Wings chicken sticks from Slim Jim. Available in two delicious flavors. Buffalo or hot. I would argue Slim Jim one of the best. I'll say it the best. Road trip snack. Best thing to just grab on the road trip. Snag one yesterday. Best thing to yeah I did as well. I had a half hour drive from Indianapolis to Chicago. Which is even I don't really classify that as a road trip to be honest. But still it's long enough to grab a Slim Jim. You know the rule if the game's on you need to be locked in with snacks on decks to stock up for game day and tear into the new Buffalo Wild Wing chicken sticks from Slim Jim. Did you see the twins attendance last night? The twins are getting hated on because their attendance was so laughable last night. But I think they're getting hated on for the wrong thing Mark. I did not see this. How many people went to the twins game? I'm going to say there were 500. Oh. Oh no. Oh no. No camera. Then what do you want? You stole the syrup. What? Now the chat's going to tell them we stole the syrup. What? They got a brand name. They saw you. We had a clean getaway on the syrup. Please don't tell. He's not using syrup though. He's tar and feather. He's dipping them in a little bit. It does not look cooked at all. The waffles are not cooked. They're underdone. That's why I was trying to feel them. He's making it easier on himself. I'll tell them to do a burnt one. I'll go tell them. That's the twins attendance last night. Oh. I think people are making fun of them for the wrong thing. They're making fun of them for having very few people in the tenants. I think they should be made fun of for when they built a new stadium not putting a god damn roof on it. Oh is it cold there? They're in Minnesota. The intro thing is so cool though. Why? Ebo, why do they not have a roof? I'm sure in July it's great. It looks beautiful. It's meant to be played outside. That's why. It sucks for a couple months. I will say also, teams that have the domes tend to leave them closed. The rangers had it open for one of the first time in a long time last week. It looks actually kind of nice. The brewer's done. Exactly. You put a roof on the twin stadium. Now you have the dog shit that Milwaukee has. Now you're playing baseball in the dog shit stadium that Milwaukee plays in. You're not going to play in the league? Perfect weather outside and they closed the roof. It's crazy. What are you going to do to Cody? I'm going to try to spice the stream up. Spice the stream up. He gets intimidated by everyone else. I feel like he's not intimidated. He doesn't respect anyone but me. You're his mentor. Where is he? Down the far. By the yak shower. By the yak shower. By the yak shower. That's an actual designation you just said. Yeah. Just go to the yak shower. Very convenient. TJ Hank posted the thing you were talking about earlier. In the good shop. In the good shop. We don't need to fuck with it. Right? What else we got in sports here? Cooper flag, last two games scored 96 points. He's now the favorite to win the rookie of the year. Grizzly's hit 29-3s last night and lost. Did we ever... Somebody knocked on our... We're doing a show. Who was that? Come in. Who was that? What was that? I don't know his name. It's one of the boys that I don't know his name. What was that man? One of the wake-up bars. No, I don't know his name. Can I just say? Yeah, I would have called him Reid but then I found out who Reid was last week. What the fuck was that? Why would you knock on the door? We gotta figure out where Reid played high school hockey. He played high school hockey? In Wisconsin. We gotta find out if he did. He said it was one of the first things he ever told me. Reid? Let's find out more about Reid. We could. We need to take everything to Yactos and pick it back up. Or we get our own Reid. Maybe that was our Reid. I had ordered a Reid off Team U and maybe that was it showing up. Have you ever ordered anything off Team U? No. I never have either. I seem like a guy that would have. I don't know what's on that. Let me tell you something. I ordered something off Etsy the other day. I could see myself spending a lot of money on that site. Yeah. What do we got? Why is it so floppy? I don't know, dude. You're not even cooking them. Are you cooking these? Why are they... I'm gonna throw up. He's already... He's already there? I told him he was going way too fucking fast. This is a sprint. Couple of those. What did it take you? Four hours last year? No, it took me six and a half. I think it's gonna take him ten. He's gonna hit a wall. His wall's gonna be harder. I want you to do something one more time. We could do the jumping jacks. No. He can opt out of ten waffles if he gives me a hundred jumping jacks. No, you can't do that. Okay. I don't know if he wants it to be a great stream. I don't know what's going on, boys. I don't think the premise is to make it a great stream. I think it's just to do it and document your punishment. Well, when Mark comes back, now does feel like the perfect time to do our 40 pancake teams for college baseball. Yeah, for college baseball. Right? Oh, god damn it. Am I wrong? I also have something I would like to talk to Mark about personally. Oh, what is it? I just, you know, wake up Barstool got a great guest this morning. And who? Recivo? Yeah, they got Ryan Recivo on the show. Yeah. Well, you know why? Because Wake Up Barstool has very dedicated and very good guest bookers. And when we ask you to get Recivo on the show, you can't fucking do it. So maybe we should hire the Wake Up Barstool booking team to book this show because apparently you are not up to the challenge in the job. I just, I wasn't aware that Ryan Recivo was open to going on Barstool morning sports shows. You, but I guess... You used to host that show. You should be in the loop. Who? Yeah, we tried to get him in there. We tried to get him in the waffles. Yeah. Hank Posidou's out there. Yeah. Bobon's out there. Bobon's just out there. I think he's too busy to sit on the couch. Cody's... I don't know what it is about the waffle idea, but you did this last year and Cody's doing it now. You guys just get mentally broken and I don't understand it. He's just like dead behind the eyes. It's not. This is your moment. You just fucking eat the waffles. I don't know, I walked in there. Mark? Mark, if you had... He's just a soulless husk of a man staring back at me and I was just like, what's going on? Mark, you can... And anybody can say this. Oh, just eat the waffles. It's so easy. You get in the arena. It's a different type of experience that you can't anticipate. I was in... For the entire back nine, for the last 20 waffles, he's not cooking them and he's going way too fast. They're basically raw. That's why he's 11 or 12 and he's like, I already got to throw up. We were talking about Ryan Marcillo, by the way. He was on Wake Up Barstool. Oh, really? Were you on? I was not. Oh, it was Big Cat's Day. So Ryan Marcillo came on and I'm jealous of Wake Up Barstool because when we asked a guy to get Ryan Marcillo on the show, we asked Connor to do it. Wake Up Barstool tries to do it. Bang, he's on Wake Up Barstool. So obviously he's open to coming on morning sports shows at Barstool Sports. That was the excuse Connor had. Connor couldn't do it when Marcillo was what, 100 yards from where we were doing the show. In the same hotel with us. Told me no multiple times. Yeah. In fairness, was there something distracting him that week? Yeah, there was. There was something lingering. About some things that were in his orbit. Headlights? Yeah, headlights. I forgot about that. I'm gonna go back and look at that. TJ, find us another funny kid interview. Oh, I got one. It doesn't have to be a kid. Funny interview. I got one. You got one? Is it gonna be better than your last one? Yeah. Because your last one was a skit. Here. Blubberman, if I say funny TV news interview, what comes to your mind? I like turtles, kid. Probably first that comes to mind. TJ, I just tamed it. I like the apparently kid more than I like the turtles. Oh, I like when you like to know weather boy. That's another skit, we think. We tell you something. I don't know what they call that stuff, but that little like caramel man. You don't stop playing. I mean, if they give me one right now, tear it up live. That's funny. That's pretty good. I like that kid. Those are skits. Well, I mean, you can just tell when the acting is a little fake, right? Wouldn't you like to know weather boy seemed fake, didn't it? That one's fake. You want to see the woman falling in the grapes? Yeah, yeah, I'd like to see that. That was real. You can't fake that. You can't fake the woman falling in the grapes. Oh, wait, what? It's grapes, right? Yeah, it's grape stopping, lady. This might be the one. This might be one, one. Three? No, this was longer than that. Oh, sorry. What kind of grapes? It's one of the classic YouTube videos. I was like, four. You're on the internet, though. Yeah, but I'm not on great YouTube. I'm not on great YouTube. I'm not on great YouTube. Oh, I can't. Ow, ow, ow. Ow, stop. That noise she makes has never been made again. She's the one and only time those noises do the noises again. Oh, I'm so confused. Stop. It's a lot of fun. A whole day. Stop. Oh, stop. Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm... Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, I can't breathe. Oh, boy. No. We got to get the internet back to, like, 2006. I know. 2007 is so much more fun. Cooper Flag, last two games. 96 points. 96 points, 51 points, and then 45. I saw... He has seized Rookie of the Year now from Con Canipple. I think he has. I saw the top five two-game scoring stretches by a Rookie in history. Cooper Flag has the fifth highest two-game scoring stretch for Rookie in NBA history. Would you like to tell me the players who are in 1, 2, 3, and 4? The top scoring stretches. Two-game stretches. So he scored two games, and he scored 96 points in two games. That is the fifth highest two-game total by a Rookie in NBA history. Who are the four players above him? I'm going to say Will Chamberlain. He's always an answer for these questions. Yes. Rookies, rookies, rookies. I'll say Tyreek Evans. Just because... Say the first one again. Will Chamberlain. That's two as well. Will Chamberlain? That's three. The first three spots are all Will Chamberlain. Will Chamberlain. The four... And I believe the Cooper Flag jumps in amongst a bunch of other Will Chamberlains. Will Chamberlain by the... We really should do a deep dive on Will Chamberlain one day. Because he did shit that wasn't even... It's mind-blowing. The numbers aren't even normal. His numbers are so good that they're actually... You just cast him aside. And people talk about... They dismiss him because the numbers are too good. And he's got three points and... People act like it was a record. 17 points away from a record. Because you just take Welts numbers and you're like put those over there. Those don't count. Now let's figure out who has the real record. He was playing against guys five inches shorter than him and not as naturally gifted as him. Sure. That's fine. Still averaged 50 points a year for the season. That's stupid. One year he led the league in assists He just did shit. Incredible athlete. He ran track too. Didn't he run track and long jump and high jump? Had sex with 20,000 women. 20,000 women Brandon. 20,000 women. 20,000 women. That's almost 20,000 more than I've had sex with. That's almost double what I've had sex with. 20,000. 20,000. If I was to... Catch him. I would need to have sex with about 20,000 women. Sure. On the scoreboard I might be down by 20,000. Yeah. A lot of life left. A lot of life left. A lot of it. That's crazy though. That's crazy that Cooper Flag is up there with Wilt Chamberlain I guess. He's almost at 20,000? Is he in a sea of Wilt Chamberlain? Like who is next? He's in a sea of Wilt Chamberlain. Wilt Chamberlain is all the way down. Yeah. I was trying to think of rookies that had scoring explosions. Was Brandon Jennings 50 point game when he was a rookie or was he like second or third? That was a rookie year. That was a rookie year. Yeah. I'm looking at Wilt Chamberlain and a rookie year game log. Was Tyree Gevron scoring a lot as a rookie? He had to have been if he won a rookie of the year, right? Young Tyree was so cool. Yeah. He averaged 37.6 points a game. 27 rebounds a game. That's ridiculous. They didn't keep blocks and steals. I would imagine he had a lot of blocks and steals. He shot 32 times a game. Which is a shit ton for a first center. That's crazy. Do you think that was fun to be him? Yes. I think it was fucking awesome. He had to have been fun. I don't know. We all remember being 15 and we were stuck at a family event with younger kids or something. They were playing on the lower end and we were just dominoing. It had to be like... You don't think you had any stretches of boredom, any stretches of like... You throw it into me, I turn, I dunk. No, probably not. That was probably really fun to score 60 points a night and then fuck like 5 women that night. That's basically what he did every night. That's basically what he did every night. What'd you do last night? 58 and then 3. 53. 8, 10. That was basically his life. He had quite a triple double. He went 31 points, 32, 42, 41, 39, 23, 34, 39, 53, 58. That's crazy. Connor had 40 and 1. That's true. That's true. That's pretty crazy. That's pretty unfathomable too. Pretty numbers, that's a hell of a day. Yeah, I know. Shit my brains out afterwards because I was just... After which? 40 or the 1. Alright, let's... I'll be out the rest of the week. Brandon will be out the rest of the week. I'm out all next week. I'll be out the rest of the week. Heady. I swear I'll be checking out the show. So we're gonna not be together for a little while, Brandon? Yeah, it's gonna be almost two weeks. It's just goodbye. How about that? You're missing my... Something funny? Is that funny to you, Bobbin? The boys separating? I glanced over at Cody's stream. He doesn't need to walk on 30 minutes, by the way. What? What just happened with my eyes? Did Mets show up and disappear? He did. How did that happen? What do you think he's saying? Do you think he walked in and said you got anything you liked in the Masters? He goes, I bet my bonus bet on... I'm actually going, I got free tickets. Yeah, I can't... Stuff just keeps falling in my lap. I don't know how I keep doing it. There's no overlap between when you guys are going, right? He's going Saturday Sunday? He said he was going either Friday or Saturday. I would love to see you guys link up on the course. Yeah. That's not gonna... What was that sound? That was way better than the great sounds. Yeah. Not gonna... Hurry, grid it up. Let's grid. Let's soccer grid. Here we go. Oh. Alright. Okay. Bundesliga? Mbappe is right. Mbappe is... European? I think you could go... You're Zlatan for top left? Mbappe is... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep, yep, yep. 100% Locked In. I've seen Zlatan with that logo. Zlatan does A-Seam a lot. Did he play for PSG? No, I don't know. Yeah. Mbappe, far right. Top right, right? West Ham. Alright, I might be out. Come on, you have us. There's a guy named Pablo. No, he's on... He's on A-Sea. David? Do an inter in A-Sea. Do a... Do a... Hold on. Whenever you're ready, B-Walk. Chavi for bottom right. Spaniard. XAVI. One of the greats. One of the... Oh, fuck. It's gotta be... It's gotta be. Go back up, go back up. You're going down, you should be going up. It's second one, I believe. Heard in this. Wow, what a poll. West Ham has the dude that's jacked as fuck. Do you know who I'm talking about? Florida fan? I think he came to the office. Shakiri? He came to the office. West Ham had... The mascot came. If I did have to pick a team, it would be West Ham. Even though they're possibly getting relegated. I'd say no pop-loan. Soccer boy? Barcelona Milan should be get a boy. Or Barcelona Bundesliga. Who's in the Bundesliga? Brutier Dortmund. Dortmund... Has Madritch played for... Barcelona? Bayern Munich. Rooney. Hamburg. West Hamburger. Yeah. Wesley Hamburger. Leverskusen. I've seen a lot of faces in my head, but I can't get to names. Yeah. Can't get to names. Where'd Madritch play? Whenever you ready, Brandon? Croatian for sure. Robin Everett? No. He never played for Barcelona. Tim Howard? Tim Howard played for anyone? What about... Just name a West Ham player. We can get European nationality. Just name one West Ham player. Then Michael Bradley played for... West Ham. I don't fucking know West Ham. That's a good one Titus. I don't think... Brandon picked up on the Michael Bradley joke. Ronaldo. No, that's... Do... Banteche. Ronaldo ever tapped the Bundesliga? Do... No. Do... Bundesliga, PSG. Did Neymar play in Bundesliga? Aron Robin. Bastion Schwainz. Neymar definitely played in Bundesliga. Who's that one guy? That one guy. I don't know. I don't like anything else. Who's that goalie? The goalie? Do... Right, is your lunch here? Titus, who's that goalie? Tuesday Kated's lunch. Cartois? Was he Barcelona? Oh, Allison. Was he Barcelona? Was Yorii the Barcelona goalie? Yorii? Gigi Bouffon? I think go Neymar. You wanna go Neymar top middle? Okay, might as well. We try it. TJ, can you try... Wait, wait, wait. We have to decide. Are we doing the world one or the English one? Let's try the English one really quick. I don't wanna do two every day. I wanna do... I wanna decide which one... What does the English one look like? Do English football. That one's so much harder. That one's so much harder. What? What's the top middle logo? La Liga. No. That's the show. We'll be back tomorrow. Who said do the English, Marash? That's how balls don't... Sometimes it's like Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea. Sometimes it's... Crystal Palace and fucking... West Bromwich.