All right, I want to try to find somebody my bet is we can't my bet is we can't I'll never the Evan found us Evan found us But are you gonna give a name again? Oh, I'm not looking for a person. I'm not looking for a specific Well, I am actually I'm not looking for a named person. I'm not looking for a named person the type of person. Yes Would it be possible would it be possible to find somebody who only watches One thing on TV and that's the only thing they watch So like sports no no no no no No on the pit seem to only watch news all day. Yeah. Well, God forbid they listen to their own radio stations Why I guess you can just go and listen to the voice tracks so a genre of Programming doesn't count. No has to be a there's a group of people and They they they they take part in Seinfeld trivia So they put together a team of people who like go to like trivia contests Seinfeld trivia contests and they Some of the questions like I watch Seinfeld You you you hear the question you're like how the hell would anybody know this? at all But these people are savants when it comes to Seinfeld. Okay So this group of I think there's five or six of them the only thing they watch is Seinfeld oh That's it Like and they're not kidding. It's not like Elliot. What do you watch? Oh, I only watch them You can't even say hockey like that wouldn't even count. I don't count that caps Hockey count. Yes, I would count that it would be very very specific So a team so they don't only a team. Yes, the only thing I watch is Nats baseball That's it. I Think that's impossible to find sports may be your in road I know that may be the one that you can find but sports is too broad. No, no, no I'm saying you I oh you just mean in general there may be someone who only watches the Nats or only watches the Orioles and Nothing else because that does take up a lot of hours of your day. Yeah, but that's only 162 days Seinfeld is every single day. I wasn't thinking in terms of the season. Yeah Now these people may may out of 365 days They may only watch Seinfeld even if it's 300 days, but if you were like I only watch Nats baseball It's only 162 days. Unfortunately for the since 2018. It hasn't gotten beyond that So even if you went to the playoffs, I'd give you that But that's only a so I watch nothing else For the other 160 days. I watch nothing and you said news doesn't know because it would have to be Not just a station. It would have to be a particular. I only watch Tom Yamas show Yeah, it wouldn't count that you just have one channel on all no no No, there's plenty of people just put CNN on or Fox News and that's just all that's on all day, right? No, no, no, not it's not that not that no that wouldn't count that wouldn't count I Don't know I don't know is there like I know that they have like different anchors and stuff But are there like I can't think of a show that's on either of those networks but whatever Isn't Anderson Cooper on like CNN Hmm. I only watch Anderson like I don't even know I guess I would count that if that's the only thing you watch Now why are these people and you haven't talked to any of them yet? And hopefully the the voice you're giving all of them isn't turning them off Why are these are these Seinfeld people like? So Adiment that that's all they do like the I don't the impression you're giving off is that they're kind of annoying no This is to get to make money like are they are they trying to be the The trivia experts to make money from it I mean you they do win stuff at trivia contest, but it's more than it's more than just a pat I mean it's more than just wanting to do well at that There's one guy. He's like when I take a shower. I turn the audio on and listen to it Wow, they have there's one guy who listens to shows while he sleeps like it's like a like like a Like that. Yeah, like it'll it'll creep into his brain Yeah, I listened one of the people I listen to the show's audio while working out and showering Seinfeld hasn't been on the air in almost 30 years and these bit that's all they watch Listen, it's not like they're picking a show that's obscure This is still a very popular program. No, I understand that But that's the only Thing they want. What are you saying if it was a current show you'd you understand it better? There wouldn't be as many episodes It helps that it's 30 years old. I'm just trying what what is a long-running show that's still on the air right now? Oh, Gray's anatomy. I only watch Grace. I Only watch Grace Again, there's that voice the it would be I'm it's my declaration voice Line one hi, Elliot the morning Elliot we only watch everybody loves rain that that's it Are you wait, I can't like are you being serious or you lying to me? I Mean, I don't think it would be pretty hard to find people that are like that We're a pretty average family and by the time we sit down to the TV every night It's not 30 10 o'clock and we watch about 30 minutes to an hour of Raymond and then we go to bed because we're so busy with kids all day But the only one that you turn on and listen God bless you you and your wife are happy God bless right like that's your thing But like I don't want to do this right. We don't want to music because that's nothing but lies Right, you know But at no point it's funny at no point. You don't look over and go her eyes closed. I'm putting on a baseball game No, it's bedtime then Give me rain or give me death How about it? So you watch also? I love your optimism. I believed I wouldn't find anybody and you're like nope That's the average family good for you Have you seen have you seen I would ask you everybody loves Raymond question, but I don't really know enough the But have you seen of the answers? Yes, you've seen every episode of everybody loves Raymond Yeah, oh, yeah, absolutely There's two channels. Yes TV land and IFC do the free runs all day all night is Raymond like like And with Seinfeld I don't know if it's like this anymore But there was there was a sweet spot of Seinfeld reruns like before it went to like Netflix and stuff when it was just on like regular Cable where any hour the any hour of the day you could find Seinfeld is Raymond like that Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can find Raymond anytime of the day Note to self. All right, very good. Very good. Congratulations. Thank you. Hey, Ray. Thank you Uh-huh 210 episodes there's probably something comforting to them about it. I guess how I'm gonna wind down the night Yeah, no glass of wine thing. Well the um did it bother you a little bit that it was Raymond No, right know that their time watching TV Was small it really wasn't a big part of their day TV watching is a big part of your day. Yes, but well, no, yes, but no, I'm counting news and sports Oh, then yes. Yes. That's a tremendous part of my day. Does he feel like if he's saying in a lobby of the Auto shop or mechanic where does he feel like he's cheating on I bet he doesn't pay attention. Oh head down Yeah, I you don't pay attention like sometimes when I go to my my headache doctor They have a TV on so like sometimes they'll have on like whatever's on Fox. That's what's on or sometimes It'll be like one of those home and garden shows. I don't pay attention to that. Please solid tear Line five hi Elliot the morning Hey, Elliot, you can pretty much find some fellow on my TV all the time I go to sleep with it on sometimes that helps me sleep It definitely reminds me of a simpler time and I don't have to worry about the characters doing anything very Inappropriate like new shows do it. It's it's very consistent. It's very funny It's always funny and they don't change. It's always the same So well also, you don't have to worry. Yes, it will never change because there's nothing new But is that the that is the only show you watch? That and tool time so both old shows my home improvement home improvement, right? Now I feel like I have to discount him because that's two things on now you need to tell Sarah what impression you're doing Oh Tim Allen If you would have done that mention of tool time wondered if he was okay No, no, it's not no, it's not so wait. Do you do you watch one more than the other? for the longest time it was Seinfeld and then I found home improvement and I mean, I still watch Seinfeld majority of time, right? I got you. Are you can it may I ask are you and I'm not gonna make a joke But are you married? Yes, I am and your old lady is fine with that She doesn't like it Either one of them she also doesn't like the office which I do love as well, right? But she doesn't but like she doesn't look at you and go. Oh my god turn on a Nats game Now we don't really do sports. Oh my god, raise anatomy. She's not like no tonight. We're watching Grey's Anatomy. It's Thursday Sir Yes, sir. Oh like like Sarah was saying like she doesn't say like hey, it's Thursday night We're gonna watch Grey's tonight. Nothing. She knows no, no, I'm really the only TV person in the house God bless you. All right, dude. I appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you my friend. Oh My god, everybody only watches one show. It's amazing. I Don't know if this person is saying That they have a solution to the offseason for sports But they wrote what about historical Nats games And they chill classics. Yes. Oh You know what would that count as still watching just that yeah, cuz you're watching reruns Seinfeld is nothing but reruns, right? Tool time not tool time home improvement. Oh is nothing but reruns so if you if you recorded Nats on a dog's tail If you recorded nothing but Nats games and then went and watched them during the offseason, I would count that Now this DM says I only watched the Braves But three other shows during the offseason No, no, no, you watch four things. Yeah, you don't watch three other you watch four things So start taping Braves games and go back and watch them Where am I going line? Hi, Yalia the morning Hi, I only watched deputy, but does it count because if the TV's on I'm doom scrolling Like does the phone count anymore? Wait, so I'm not following you. So you only watch jeopardy You'll only you'll only get away from the phone to watch jeopardy But now the TV may be on in the background, but you're not paying it any attention because you're on your phone Like my husband or my kid could be watching something, but I am on my phone So doesn't that kind of count as yeah, you know what I'll give you I'll give you I'll give you 75 credit for that As long as you're not listening as long as you're not listening. I am not paying attention I don't care. He's watching like pawn stars like he only watches one show good show But it's like one show for a month. It's like pawn stars and then he's found like another one Then he's like on miss busters and it's that for a month And you are strictly strictly Jeopardy Yes So like I wrote and you don't do the block you don't do wheel and jeopardy Oh, I can't You know, I don't like wheel of fortune. Why were you gonna say something about Ronaldo? Why don't you why don't you like wheel? I I feel like it's not as intelligent. I'm kind of snobbish. I don't know Wow, it's what letter is that? Like it Yay, she picked a letter. It's kind of brain numbing. I know I understand what you're saying. I thought you were gonna say you don't like Ryan No, he's whatever. Yeah, I'm gonna sing. He's making money. It's fine Oh and ellie, I wanted to tell you a couple weeks ago We went to the Hershey Bears game and my kid is in scouts and we got to go down and like this bumped the players Oh, dude, that's awesome. Oh, dude was so cool. Good for you. That's great. That's great I have never seen a hockey player that close and I was like, holy cow. They're big. Yeah, no, they're big kids They're big kids that equipment smells. Sorry about that. All right, very good. Yeah, they do very good. Thank you. Thank you By the way, you're not lying. I just looked over every line every line and they all watch one thing And are they certain they qualify? Kristen? Are they asking ellie? I mean she was I'm gonna count her 70 percent You didn't give her the 100% Yeah, now if somebody who will watch the whole block, they really got to move vanna on and just put no Just put Maggie in there. Seriously. Just put Maggie say jack in there because a couple questions have come in online I'll field them Lawn order Oh, oh no No, no, and I'm I'm gonna know and I'll I'll give you the example why I just have to think of one Got it. If somebody was was joey a spin off of friends Yes, okay If somebody said I only watch friends and I only watch joey. I wouldn't count that So if you watch lawn order og Yes, or if you watch just svu Or slc or any of the other lawn order new orleans or whatever If it was that one, I would I would accept it, but it can't be the whole franchise And then there was a question about professional wrestling wwe has multiple shows I don't here's my problem I don't know the shows enough raw nxt Smackdown. Yeah, but are those are those all? Is it the same argument as I only watch braves baseball or do you have to choose like I only watch smackdown The rosters are supposed to be separate right so that to me would be like I only I only watch the gnats and the yankees like to me. That's that's what you're saying Yeah, I I don't think wwe counts either. Amen, but Well, no, it always has a place Yeah, no, I can't I can't count that because nxt to me Like I feel like that's watching and I mean this with no disrespect And I because I don't know the show, but that would be like saying I only watch the nationals and the uh and the the the peanuts It's it's where you cut your teeth. Yeah, or I only watch the caps and the bears Yeah, so no, sorry wwe doesn't count. Sorry josh Hi, ellie in the morning Hi, um, it's not tv, but I just wanted to say that the only thing on my radio ever is ellie in the morning If you're not on radio, it's awesome. Genius. No, you're a very smart man Very smart man. I love I love that for you Yeah, um, and it ended up being an accident when I first found you I got a new used car to me, right? Um, and I Turned the car on the radio was on you're on Um, and it made me laugh Station has never changed since very good. No, I love that. I love that from you. That's fantastic. All right. Very good. Thank you, sir That may be the best example yet line for hi ellie in the morning Hi, good morning. Hi, who's this? Um, hi, my name is cablin. Um I have a not as wholesome as the story Oh, wait, you're breaking up. Where are you calling me from? ma'am ma'am Playing from mount bernard. Oh, okay. Yes real quickly. So yours is not as wholesome Well, I mean it's wholesome. I mean the intent behind it. It wasn't necessarily comforting I have a form of ocd. That's not like the counting or switching things on and off It's like big stations and you don't really get to choose what direction that goes in and there was a period of my life where I The only thing if the tv was on it had to be riverdale on the cw Wow You may have single-handedly extended the life of the cw. That's good for you That was kind of the joke we were running in my friend group at a certain point where they were like they were doing this show for you And you alone i'm pretty sure um and I wasn't even necessarily enjoying it anymore But it was like if I had the tv on it had to be Riverdale it had to be that background noise You know what now that's something I didn't take I didn't take into account. Hey, thank you ma'am. Thank you I didn't take that into account Which part? ocd people I don't think everyone calling is undiagnosed No, no, no, but i'm saying that yes, you have the the savant people you have the Hey, me and my wife. We only have half hour to an hour. We only watch raiment. So that's their time together But I didn't take into account the category of people where like I have ocd The only thing I can watch is Riverdale Jenny wrote on facebook the predictability Of rewatching the episodes of the show she watches Is comforting it helps with my anxiety. She says no Well, I guess it may be for her Did that make you anxious But don't you want to don't you want to like Like for example, what did what did Jackie and I watch paradise the sterling k brown show? Which is fantastic. It's a great show But there's kind of that whole like what's coming what's coming like that's that's fun I don't if a show makes me feel too uneasy I Will sometimes Regrettedly watch it. This this was what happened with me and the oc. I loved the show, but it made me like just I just couldn't take knowing there were going to be so many twists and turns and usually for the worst right, but that's paradise But there's something nice about uh now I listen it came out every week. We didn't watch we didn't like oh It's my day. We got to watch it like we just watched whenever huh, but the um, but there is something nice about wanting to know what happens next Good or bad in terms of getting through the week. I get that you look forward to something It helps you. I also don't have anxiety navigate them and not any of work life But when they the what what show were they watching? Jenny's show and I and I will say it probably is the most popular answer online Seinfeld no Everybody loves raiment. No home improvement. Yes What show is it the office? Really? Oh, you know what? Yeah, I get that like ashley wrote I watch the office every day I watch it in the shower at work folding laundry while cooking and while i'm driving Besides the mornings when you're on I listen to the office podcast as soon as I hear oh Hi, it's tamo or I love you. I go right to the office You didn't say that which is which is something tamo normally doesn't do is come to the office especially for that weekend shift the the The other shows coming in a house kitchen Oh, that's a good one. Which is the first reality show, right? That someone's mentioned. No, no, but can you go back to oh, I was just trying to divert No, no go back to the anxiety lady the office or the it's relaxing. It's relaxing. Jenny. I think was her name predictable Was it that way the first time she watched it through? No So did she hate it the first season? A lot of people did No, not not not because it wasn't critically. Yes. No, what i'm saying is like it's comforting now It's predictable now now But the first time you watched any of the seasons it wasn't predictable You didn't know what was gonna happen, but maybe in those years of jenny's life. She was watching other shows Oh cheater I get that though. I'll put on ncis like if I am just like doing laundry or something. Oh my god I just put on ncis It's comforting. Which one which one? Not new Orleans. NCIS Sydney. I'll watch them all and that doesn't count the og. No, you gotta watch the og richest man on television Where am I going? Line three He used to be on a different show herman's head. Hi yalea in the morning Hey, is this me? Yeah. Hi. Who's this? Hey, my name is dakota. I only watch ghost adventures and I fall asleep to this one specific weird video at night to youtube But is that the only thing you watch ever? I mean I scrolled my phone, but that's it. I literally don't watch anything else. I like the the consistency of like the shows that I well the show that I watch What was it? What was the show again? Ghost adventures. Who? Ghost adventures ghost adventures. Yeah, I'm not I'm sorry. I don't watch that's okay. That's all right. You probably don't watch what I watch Where's he on the radio? Yeah What is the um, all right, you know what I'll count that I'll count that that's fine. I have no problem with that And you never find yourself going like hey, I wonder what the gnats are doing tonight No, I'm not really a sports person really okay. All right very good. Thank you. Thank you I got people recording games to watch during the offseason God, you know what I do love though There are a lot of people who Are that caller that says I use the radio for one thing and one thing alone I hope it's this show. Yes, Elliott. Okay. Well, I don't know. I don't know no other music No other show no other station. It's only Mornings god bless you. You're my favorite people in the world. That's fantastic. No, isn't that nice? That's great. I love it What but can I ask you this? Well, this is getting you know what Elliott? There's no reason to jump down into the weeds Yeah, get back to your Herman's head trivia That was mark harman. No, it wasn't yes. It was he played a teacher. He played a teacher It as a uncredited cameo Or walk on no he was famous Are you thinking of william ragsdale? Never even heard that name billy rags never heard of him Who didn't mark harman play a teacher? I've never even heard of that show that you're talking about herman's head It was mark harman. He played a teacher in a classroom What show are you thinking of? I don't know. Well, I know the show i'm thinking of herman's head Okay, which role are you thinking of that the teacher in the classroom, but It's he was in he was a high school teacher in the 87 comedy summer school Definitely not thinking of that Never even heard of that. Oh, there's a dog on the poster, but that's mark harman never heard of it Yes, it is mark harman who was in herman's head. Was it not mark harman? No, that's what i'm trying to tell you was mark was was herman's head not even about school No, it was oh, thank you Line five williams ragsdale played herman brooks billy rags a research assistant Right in a fact checking department of a major magazine. Okay. I don't I don't publish her But who who else was in the show hankers area? Oh from the simpsons Yes uh yardley smith From the simpsons. Yes, thank you Who else is from the symptoms on this cast list All right, so mark harman wasn't in it. I bet he gets that a lot though. Hi, ellie. Good morning I will only watch caps hockey if ben and adi is announcing Okay, so let's back up a step. Let's back up a step So you will only watch caps hockey if ben and adi is doing play by play and obviously lockers there And if lockers out on his heart thing, you'll watch alan may however What do you do? What do you you don't watch any other tv except capitals games? correct and if it is uh Like is is tonight's game is tonight's i don't think tonight's game is a monumental game. Isn't it a hulu game tonight? Unfortunately, you're right. So you will not watch the caps game tonight heck no Wow, wow. This is how I feel with somebody saying they only listen ellie in the morning right now ben and adi's going f You john walton, how about that? I bet he is the yeah Walton is to be yes exactly. Do you do hear of people who will only listen to the radio? Yes, the tv broadcast right and joe ben and adi hates those people Yes, walton loves them So you will miss you diane very good. Thank you sir. Thank you man That's quite the endorsement uh craig and joe well joe was saying he didn't say craig he said joe
