I am a trans woman. My voice is actually a little messed up because of a little surgery I had recently. So it's just recovering. Okay. My atoms up or removed. Oh, shit. But then they chopped that whole fucker off. They took it off. They shaved it off. Yes. They love that. Did the thing. So, you know, science is magic, I guess. Yeah. How quick. Oh, fuck. Sorry. We just are fucking set. Just fucking dropped on our set, AKA the backdrop that we just fucking sloppily. Centering grease. Yes, exactly. So anyway, I'll move over for a sec. It's fine. Oh my God, I can't wait to watch this. We'll get through. Um, we'll get through. We'll get through your question and then and then we will fix it up when you're when you're ready for me to continue. No, no, we're ready. We're ready. Okay. Okay. Perfect. So, um, I had a few surgeries this year, like face stuff, things like that. Nice. And because of the way insurance works and because I'm like two years on estrogen through the transition, it makes sense now to consider the breast augmentation. And I have. And I really do the right place. You want to get a big job? You came to the right pod. Yes. Yes. That's what everyone on the discord was saying is that you're the right guy to ask. I don't know. So I know. Triple G. I'm so much. Gigantic. I'm gonna say something about it so much. 50 triple G. Go gigantic. Okay. As big as medically possible without putting your life at danger. So my surgeon told me that because of my frame, I can actually go pretty big. Like I have, um, like I'm my band size is 38. Okay. It's actually pretty big and my shoulders and whatnot could hold a lot. I love that. I'm 511. I don't know if that matters. So I'm pretty tall. We got a real big. Yeah. You gotta go. Okay. Cool. So my options are between like, like, so there's the CCUs and stuff, but what it will come out to is either 38, like C 38 sort of like C plus, I guess, and then or like a solid 38 D to double D. We're getting warmer. We're getting warmer. What other options? Okay. So double like that 38 double D would be the max. And is that what you would like? I don't know. Hold on. Let me, let me Google 38 double D real fast. Yeah. Cause it might be huge. Yeah. It is huge. I Google that. Okay. Let me 511. Yeah. 511. Yeah. It's pretty tall. If you're tall gal ain't nothing wrong with some big fat titties. Right. Okay. You know, I look, I'll be honest with you here. Obviously what we're going to say is get the biggest it's possible. Look philosophically what we're going to say is get the biggest it's possible. But yeah, you know, what, how have you in your mind's eye, how did you see your titties? How big did you see your titties looking? What do you, you know, oh. Yeah. So one thing that actually really bothers me is that like, if I have to really wear a pushup bra to like see them and notice that they're there in a lot of shirts. Sure. And I want to have like visible cleavage. If I wear like a tube top type thing or like, um, like spaghetti straps, anything like that, like a smaller top, I really want to see visible cleavage because respect to me that just presents as female, right? Sure. Um, yeah. So that, that's sort of my thought there. Um, but I was wondering like is big girl always better? Like I don't know much about boobs. So it's like double D better than D is better than C. I actually, okay. Actually, I don't believe that's true. I think in fact, I feel like I've seen, I think it's all, I don't really, I should, for as much as I love titties, I should have, I should look into this, but the band size matters so much that I don't even think that I don't even think what you're talking about is going that crazy. I think it's more just sort of like matching your frame as opposed to like, yeah, go ahead. Yeah. You're so right because the issue I have right now as a 38 B, I actually really struggle to find bras that fit because my band is so big and the breasts are so small. Like tiny, but sure, sure, sure. Of course you're going to. So I would just say it doesn't sound to me like you're crazy, you're crazy, hit size wise. But you know, if you want, I think, you know, your surgeon's not going to, if you got a good surgeon, you know, they're not going to steer you the wrong way. And I would just say, look, you're not, you're doing all this shit. You don't do it. Do what you want. Do what you ultimately want to do to be happy. Yeah. It's you're not going through all this fucking surgery to kind of half-ass it. Now that's not saying as again, as much as we love to tell you to get quadruple G tits or whatever, obviously don't go crazy. You know what I mean? Don't get fucking. Don't you know, I mean, unless you really, unless that's how you've always seen yourself, if you, if what you're trying to achieve is just like, fuck another, another clip down. Oh my God. Fuck God damn it. No, so like, I never thought of it being like Elvira style. Sure. I mean, like just completely enormous. I know you think you like her, but I listen, I don't think sister. I know I like Elvira. But yes, then I go for it. I was just going to say, yeah, this to me sounds fucking reasonable. Now look, I don't really, again, I should know more about, I should know more about tits versus bands, but you know, go to your friends who have similar sized titties, take a gander, see what they have to say about it. You know, friends who have gone through this experience. You know, I'm sure, I'm sure specifically people transitioning that because I also think I bet you what happens a lot because like, like the way I ordered takeout, if I was trans, I would, I would order titties the way I order takeout where I would get way more than I needed. And I bet you like six months in, I'd be like, fuck, my back hurts. I didn't need the fucking biggest hits of all time. So listen, I think it's probably like imagine the biggest hits you could possibly want on yourself and then maybe like take it down a couple not turn the dial down a couple notches. You know what I mean? Down 25 cc's or something. Yeah, that actually makes sense. And it is like you said, I have a good surgeon. It's all within the range that she recommended. She said it won't cause any back problems. And like part of the reason I called you is because all of my male friends are gay. So they would give me advice. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, you don't need you don't need you want it reasonable. They're like, get them smaller. You want it? Yeah. Yeah. I'm not a language, but yeah, there's no cost difference going bigger. Oh hell yeah. Now that's okay. Now you leave the money on the table. If you don't go big, then you hate a bargain. You don't get the biggest hits. Then the fucking insurance will cover. Kids are starving. I think this is actually really good advice. So I'm going to start. I'm going to be leaning towards like the 650 to 700 cc's and probably maybe be in that middle zone. What is that? 675. So that's really great. I assume they give you like the actual fucking bags to hold and shit and like, you know. Well, yeah. So they have this like rice test at home where you basically fill up a pantyhose or a bag with the amount of rice and it shows you. But it's like a perfect ball. So it's not like a right. Not real. I'm going to go in in two weeks and she's going to strap like implants on or this like stick them on me. So I can like walk around, bend down, see how it feels, see what looks good, what I like. Cool. Yeah. But I wanted to I was really hoping I could get your advice, which you gave it to me. It's wonderful. Before I had that second or third consultation. Excellent. Yes. I've always said when it comes to tits, I know as much as a surge, a breast surgeon. I thought you would. Yeah. And also your passionate. I don't want to ask AI like what is the right course. I want to get a passion. No, no, no, no, no, straight man's perspective. So and I would stop it and from a purely passionate from the purely passionate, you know, perspective. My advice just to boil it down one final time is the largest tits that won't cause you harm that you want that make you that make you feel good about yourself. Get them that big, but don't know. But at the same time, be realistic and be honest with yourself about, hey, these are cool for two minutes in my doctor's office. Do I want these things? Do I want them this fucking large at all times? Yeah. So, you know, and also it's an insurance covered gender affirming thing. So they're not going to let me do Dolly Parton, right? Yeah. So, yeah, this is actually really fun, good advice. Excellent. Excellent. Yeah. And also just like talking to people on the discord, they were like, they gave me a lot of advice too. They wanted to talk about it and it got me thinking. I feel like I'm in a much better spot than before and yeah, thank you so much. Hell yeah. What a beautiful community. That's a test. How's it going overall? So wait, what's the timeline on a whole? I've, you know, I don't know. There's the ins and outs of like the. How you feel. I mean, it seems like you're kind of like, you know, how, what, how long does the process take of a full like full? I don't know if there's a full. Do you have a moment where you're like, nice, I'm done. I've graduated. Oh yeah. No, I actually feel that now after like having my face, my face done this year. I had facial feminization in early January and that just totally changed the way that I like see myself and I put that in the world. That's awesome. I, and then they removed my trachea, like I said, or the, you know, the Adam's apple, the trachea shave really recently. But yeah, like two years of estrogen and then they put on this drug called progesterone, which makes me feel really wonderful. So nice. Just that combo has been. Yeah. Yeah. I think about like the one and a half year to your mark, it starts to really sink in and you just, you see yourself that way, you know, you're always in women's spaces and it's, uh, it's good. I feel comfortable there. Yeah. Congrats. I mean, not fully. Thank you so much. Yeah, but not fully done. I still have to get my breasts. Of course. That's my last major surgery. Wow. Yeah. Now that's a real, that's a nice graduation party right there is getting some big. Yeah. Go out with a bang, baby. Absolutely. This road has led to this. That's very, that's very fitting as we're upon the final leg of the dream boat tour. The dream boat tour is about to end. Your transition is about to end. You're going to get some huge tits. Godspeed. I'll see some big ass tits on the end of this tour. So I hope that for you. Absolutely. Thank you. Thank you so much. I, and your guys's enthusiasm about this, like this was wonderful. This is what I need to do. So different from my brunch group. So thank you guys. Tell those gay dudes to shove it. Get them as big as possible. Yeah. Okay. Yes. We'll do a stop. Thank you so much. You got it. Loose by Lucy. All right. Have a good one. Bye. Let's fix this. Let's fix this bullshit real fast. Um, and we are leaving this in folks. That's how this is how we podcast. We won't fuck. We don't fucking we're not. If I'm just going to get up and do it myself. Why are you connected to me? Oh, God. No, fuck you. I got it. Uh, I got a clip. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Okay. Folks. We get our hands dirty here on stop. He's world. I'm I'm holding the microphone, which is making this actually pretty difficult to do. Okay. I think so bad. I mean, it's not perfect. It's fine. Okay. Who really gives a fuck if we're being completely honest? Shout out to Lucy and honestly, I'm your surgeon sounds like a fucking bitch. Sounds like she's again even huge. It's to me. That to me sounds pretty modest. If you're getting a sex change out there, don't listen to the quote unquote expert. Go extra, extra, extra tight on your pussy. Get the biggest hog of all time. Where are they? By the way, where are trans brothers on getting big fat cocks? That's true. That's I'm waiting for you guys to figure this out so I can hop on. You know what I mean? Yeah, you guys are like the fucking you guys are the first wave. I'm cutting edge of true growing real cock meat. Yeah. You know what I mean? What if they could turn a clean into a eight inch cock? They got to be able to do some of my little sdick too. You know what I'm saying? We'll get the technology. So anyway, fellas keep at it. Get back in the fucking get back in the in the lab and figure out how I figure out they're making lab grown fucking meat. Why can't they make lab grown grown cock meat that I can grow on my own cock? I'm like, I want you to grow a beef heart in the lab and use that for my cock meat. Beef heart. That's a rich. I want liver. I want my cock rich in iron. When you're giving me head that's going to help your fucking. It's going to help with your fucking scurvy. No, that's vitamin C. And thanks to flexible cancellation, there's no more lunches or book folks. Oh, Kaz and Robert coming now. With booking.com, you're free to be flexible. Easy. So you can go from home to holiday home with no dramas. Bigger place booked. On booking.com, finding a holiday home is easy. And relax. Booking.com, booking.com. 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