1025. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Plans To Suspend Federal Gas Tax, Hantavirus Cruise Ship & Shane Gillis Infuriates Chelsea Handler

what is up guys it's amy priscilla you're listening to the show for the realest say goodbye i almost forgot say goodbye to the lies and fakeness and delusions of reality okay yeah i'm all over yep just fucking start the show dj jesus don't be a hoe share the show all right hello children there you go i've been working all day hey bro it's been like three weeks straight of events every day dude i was about to say it's been a yeah it's been a stretch been a stretch i'm tired forgive me i'm tired grandpa yeah my my 180 iq is now 160 that's still good though that's the point I see what you did there I'm over here calculating yeah man what's going on nothing man Yoke Fest back in action I'm getting there ribs and dick this summer that's it that's the theme of the summer actually ribs and dick summer 26 that's it that sounds a little gay summer 26 ribs and dick ribs and dick which comes first yeah well nobody said in that order you know i'm saying i mean if you ask bill cosby one has to go first oh shit man dude no it was a good day i woke up you know it's been i think it's been like a week or so since i sent you that uh that picture of me on the scale yeah right same weight oh really yeah and i ain't looked at it since so we're still we're maintaining we're good there i gotta keep going though yeah uh well you're getting to a point now where if you if you're lifting which i haven't seen you lifting you keep telling me you're lifting i know you're lying no i'm no no no no that's not bullshit the other day i asked you if you worked out today and you said yes and then i went back after i walked away because at the end of the day here's what happened no no look it up no no i have witnesses uh i have witnesses nope it was last week uh-huh at the end of the day i said you trained today what day was it i don't know i don't remember but i said did you train today and you said yeah uh-huh and then i went back and i replayed the day okay and i'm like no i was here early today i was here early and i didn't cdj in the gym i didn't leave were you in the gym the whole time i was here the whole time and but you weren't here the whole time because you were doing like training and other things like pistol training so then i did all the math and i said there's no way he trained what you didn't clarify what you certainly lied right to my face no no you didn't clarify the type of training yeah i train yeah i train every day dog all right so now i know i gotta watch out i gotta i gotta i gotta how do you trust someone with your life when he's gonna lie to your face oh no no no bullshit no no i got witnesses i have an accountability partner we work out we got the murph prep tomorrow yeah feel free to join us you know i'm getting it in okay i'm getting it i'm just saying last time you fucking got kind of in shape you got fat again no no i think this is the furthest up. Look, Shaq. Yeah. I'm like one for 2,000. Yeah. How do you understand why I never play basketball? Listen, I get it, dude. It's not my blood. It's right. Oh, shit, man. No, man, everything's good, though, dude. Yeah, you better keep going and not get fat again, bro. No, we're keeping it cruising, dog. You know, we'll keep moving, bro. I have no choice. I have no choice. You told me you would fire me. I will. Yeah. Got to stay with it, dog. um yeah dude it was it's been a minute guys uh i know it's been a minute we've been working um but you know one of the last shows we did uh talking about the he-man shit you remember that i do oh yeah i do you remember what you told the people i did um i told them that he-man was the greatest that's right and that man of arms was my favorite that's right that's right and they came out with the new hellcat man hellcat man hellcat man showed up the next day that's right the brand new hellcat man but dude we got really good people to listen to the show dude um and you you told them not to send you anything yeah i'm sure somebody did they sent you some stuff fuck yeah i got you want to see it oh you got it yeah i got i brought the box in dog i tell you guys not to do this shit man yeah let's see what we got here oh no way yeah bro i'm gonna toss it so i'm gonna stay on camera there you go skeletor bro yeah yeah bro no way oh that's a og he-man dog toss that bitch oh shit my aim's getting a little worse sorry oh bro and you got the battle cat that's right there we go look at those hands fucking battle cap bro who the fuck sent this love mom from sherry oh shut up shut up no no your mom your mom did let me see that oh dude come on man there you go it really does save my mom thanks mom there you go dog oh dude that's funny so mom sent me some he-mans there you go man there we go baby and he loves the he-man is that really for my mom yeah no that's really is that someone playing a joke no no you know how you know how i know because no one yeah i know yep andrew oh yeah that's right oh dude that's hilarious yeah that was a sick man well thanks mom she watches every show um i'm actually still a good good little boy my language might not reflect it all the time but uh that's awesome well yeah dog fucking battle cap bro yeah why is skeletor so much more jack than he-man he must use first form i was gonna say must be in the jeans that's what it is fuck yeah man hell yeah dog man yeah i'll take it hell yeah man well guys you know what day it is dog we got to get into it we got plenty of uh topics to cruise things to talk and peruse about all right let's get into it let's go ahead and do it i did confirm with her she actually did send it really yes she's asking does he like them that's so far that would that would be wild if somebody like played to be your mom you know i'm saying like they people don't weirder shit that's that's this is true yeah this is true uh but yeah man let's get into it stealing my clothes and putting them on and wearing them and then posting pictures of themselves on the internet yeah yeah zishan we had a fucking stalker one time we had a stalker break in to one of my properties steal my clothes put them on take pictures in the mirror and that's how we end up fucking catching them. Post it on Facebook. Yeah, and when I put them out of his house, I still had the shit on. Fucking weird. Yeah, bro. Stop fucking with me. Yeah, man. Just be easy. Fuck with somebody else. Yeah, please. But yeah, man. Let's get into it, guys. Remember, if you would like to see any of these pictures, headlines, videos, links go to andyfricella.com you guys can check them all out there for you that being said dude let's get into it all right headline one let's kick it off uh gas is high right now yeah it's high it is high it's high you know that meme where it's like you know don't be high on the shows that like crackhead lady yeah that's what i feel about right now it's crazy um but there is a potential plan. Headline reads, Trump plans to suspend federal gas tax as Iran war hammers Americans. Here's how much you will save. It's about 18 cents per gallon. Yep. Donald Trump is planning to suspend Dude, that just shows you how out of touch these people really are. Give them 18 cents. That'll help. He's planning to suspend it. Quote, we're going to take off the gas tax for a period of time. And when gas goes down, we'll let it phase back in. The president told CBS News on Monday, the break. So it's 18.4 cents per gallon of gas, 24.4 cents per gallon of diesel would offer modest relief for drivers who have watched prices explode 50% since the war began to a national average of $4 and 52 cents. If introduced today, the average would drop to $4 and 34 cents still far above the $2 and 98 cents drivers were paying before the conflict erupted in February 28th so just in a couple of months it's literally double almost double like that that's fucking crazy um for what for what yeah what are we getting out of it oh nothing nothing how about no tax how about no tax on fucking anything until you motherfuckers can balance the budget how about not even being eligible for re-election until that happens how about a whole lot of things that need to change this is bullshit man and it's almost it's insulting that that's like what they do that's the fix right yeah 18 cents dog what happened to a drill baby drill and do all our own shit and be energy independent and you know bring gas down to a dollar a gallon and that that that that that oh what happened to that oh yeah well just like everything else nothing well dude there's still the other piece of this too man is the amount of like tax dollars we still haven't really got that under control that all the fucking fraud waste and abuse, right? The countless billions of dollars that we're sending overseas. And it's funny because that actually came up in an interview. Specifically, this was Benjamin Netanyahu did an interview on 60 Minutes, and they asked him specifically about USA going to Israel. Did you hear this? No. Yeah, let's check his response. Here's the quote. Do you believe it's time for the state of Israel to reexamine and possibly reset its financial relationship to the United States, meaning what the United States provides to Israel on an annual basis? Absolutely. And I've said this to President Trump. I've said it to our own people. Their jaws drop. But I said, look. What do you mean? What are you saying? I want to draw down to zero the American financial support, the financial component of the military cooperation that we have, because we receive $3.8 billion a year. And I think that it's time that we wean ourselves from the remaining military support. Can you give me a timetable? I said let's start now and do it over the next decade, over the next 10 years, but I want to start now. I don't want to wait for the next Congress. I want to start now. and it could go down very fast. Okay, let's think about what he's actually saying. Here's what he's actually saying. We need to expand Israel across the Middle East because we can't produce anything inside of our own borders to actually pay for our own shit. And while the United States gives us $3.8 billion, I'm going to make it seem like they only give us $3.8 billion when in reality we get given much more money by our allies in the banking system who rob the American people with exorbitant interest rates and then turn around and donate it to our country. So I'm going to make it sound like we only give them 3.8. But under the guise of predatory capitalism, which is exactly what we live under, we're actually getting far more. And if you actually want us to be able to be financially independent, then you must support our conquering of the Middle East so that we can produce enough things to not have to rely on you, the American taxpayer. So if you don't support the war in Iran and our conquering of the Middle East, then you must want to pay us money. When in reality, we don't support any of it. We don't give a fuck because you're not us. And by the way, you hate us. You don't like us. And then you yell at us and make laws against us for saying, hey, they hate us and they don't like us. That's right. That's right. So that we can't even say it. Okay. So let's get real about what he's saying. He's trying to position himself in a way that sounds like he's doing the good thing. But in order for him to do the quote unquote good thing, then we have to support all these other things for the next 10 years. That's right. so like most of the times again actually all the time he's full of shit so let's be real about what we're talking about here now so so that happens that that's cool something else interesting uh going on right now is is a talk of the town surrounding trump specifically that came out um and this has to go back all the way to butler to the butler assassination attempt okay um and this is this is very interesting there was a mystery online figure who contacted trump shooter um right before the shooting he's finally been unmasked um and his messages raised chilling questions and they even brought like dude this is this is weird because this is a situation we really still don't know it's not weird i guarantee you it has ties to our own government and all these things am i right or wrong not yet okay it's listen it's fucking weird though all right It's weird. So there's been this shadowy figure online known as Willie Tepes or Teps. He made contact with one to be Trump assassin, Thomas Trooks. He's a 55 year old Norwegian neo-Nazi. His name's Bourne Leaf Hammermud. OK, and he actually confirmed exclusively to the Daily Mail. And in a heated message exchange with the Daily Mail, he revealed what he believes was behind Crooks' evil attempt. I'm a Rudd, who is the Daily Mail's learned is married with children, lives in Spidenberg and Oslo suburb, reached out to crooks four years before the attempt on President Donald Trump's life at an event in Butler, Pennsylvania, after crooks take tag tips in a YouTube comment section of a California gun control related video. quote if a gun and a badge is all that is needed hemorrhag told crooks quote then authority obviously comes from the barrel of a gun we have more guns than they do there is no way we can avoid a war at this point so you better just get used to the idea crooks youtube went dark shortly thereafter and he was deemed to have no other social media presence however hemorrhag continued to freely post inflammatory, violent, often anti-Semitic messages on the Telegram app as recent recently as last week, where he's contributed between 4000 and 5000 posts since 2021. He called for drone swarms and assassins and intentions to kill every single leader, politician, media personality and Jews, end quote, dubbed the Osama bin Laden of the Nazi underworld. this guy uh even singled out trump in one post saying thank you mr trump those words will be used to hang you uh helma rudd is a proud member of the neo-nazi group nordic resistance movement and is reportedly missing two fingers on his right hand possibly due to his interest in weaponry all right now all of this is going on um this group called citizens commission they use an online tracking tool um to kind of sift through all of the the posts and stuff that he was saying in 83 different channels on the app, with the first one dating back to May 16th, 2021. And this is what they have to say. Quote, what I don't understand is how this guy is still able to keep posting violent stuff if the investigation into Crooks was thorough, said a spokesman for the group. How was this Tep's character missed? Or if they knew about him, why did they admit it in speaking about the investigation? From everything we can tell, it appears crooks talked about assassination attempts with a foreign terrorist in the youtube comment section now remember the gentleman that that was killed there's a difference between talking about assassination attempts and planning an assassination those are two different things okay well i mean and and the other piece of this too that i look at it's like you know there's been some very consistent things right like when with all of these shooters with the weird manifestos they all typically are left leaning, right? This guy Crooks was the same. There's always some type of rub. There's some type of contact that's made between that individual and some mysterious online person, right? That's kind of like, you know, pushing them almost, if you will, right? Kind of like feet, like, you know, trying to show them down this path to where ultimately is their decision, their actions, that they act on this information. But there's somebody kind of like just just giving a little nudge right um that's kind of what i picked up from this now uh comp tori the firefighter that was killed uh in that assassination attempt right his wife helen um she made it clear that she does not believe the official account either she says quote if you think that kid just got out of bed and went and shot the president and shot my husband you're bat shit crazy she told the daily mail monday uh capitore said she believes that two people high up at the federal level who were there during the abiding uh biden administration and are still in their positions are responsible in some way for the assassination attempt she continues saying i will find out what happened to him and i will continue focusing on this until the day i die good for her i i agree with her yeah i don't know the specifics i don't agree with the specifics because i don't know them sure but i agree that uh it wasn't just some dork yeah with a rifle and uh he was somehow you know mk ultra or convinced or you know manipulated or brainwashed or whatever you want to call it into doing this thing right right well i mean and then even just the back-end logistics you know i'm saying like the the serious failures like how did he get up on the roof how was he on the roof yeah listen man there's more than one person involved in this no matter which way you slice it yeah and there was more than one person involved on the scene no matter which way you slice it no okay they get these people to do these things by straight up lying to them by the way they say oh if you do this you'll be a hero and we'll protect you and you know there's other things in it you're doing it to save humanity you won't be attacked right and then you know they get their brains blown out oh yeah oh yeah and that serves two purposes one it shows that they got them so there's no quote-unquote investigation and two it makes that you know it ties up any loose ends yeah you know yeah but i mean and to the group that pointed this out too It does raise some questions, right? Like, if there was a legitimate contact, why wasn't that mentioned anywhere in the investigation? Well, I mean, Teppis is not wrong. I mean, what he says is the gun and the badge is all you needed. Then authority comes from the barrel of a gun. I mean, if you have to use the threat of violence to get people to do things, then that's not freedom. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? All authority is derived from some sort of threat of violence. We're just used to living under it. So, yeah. Now, there's been other things, too, happening in the news that has not been covered, bro. Did you see that Vice President J.D. Vance, his motorcade was shot at? You know, someone told me that, but I never saw that. Yeah, well, that's the thing. I didn't see anything on the Internet about it either. And that's weird. Well, dude, do we know that's actually real? No, no, for sure. The dude that shot him, he also shot a civilian. he's in a coma now because secret service returned fire it has not been covered by any major news like article source like that at all but it's a legit situation that happened how do you know i mean we got people yeah it's a real thing right um yeah and then like i mean even trying to pull today right but jd vance motorcade shot is there any articles about this at all Very few Washington Post did cover it Here you go That's a donate. Yeah, here we go. Yeah, he's from Texas. Yeah, Texas man charged in D.C. shooting. This is the road to the NBA final. Texas man charged in DC shooting was walking along the path of Vance's motorcade agent says, yeah, the man accused of firing a gun at law enforcement officers near the Washington monument this week was walking along the path of vice president, JD Vance's motorcade before the shooting and made a vulgar remark about the white house after the confrontation, according to the court filing Wednesday, Michael Marks 45 of Midland, Texas was shot multiple times during Monday's confrontation and was shot in the back and was in the back of an ambulance on his way to a hospital when he said fuck the white house and kill me kill me kill me end quote yeah but nobody's been fucking covered i mean there's video of it and everything dude there's video and everything um and he has uh you know they might not be covering it because they don't want to encourage more of that or it was actually real that's at least what the conspiracy theorists are saying what do you mean real like it was a real situation that happened so no coverage but when fake scenarios controlled scenarios happen they cover those oh you're saying like this is a real vigilante this was a real like we talked about last week which i predicted is going to start happening that's right all you have to do is look back in history that we are at a point in time no different than what happened in uh 1930s germany where people are suffering so much and there's been so little accountability and moral degradation has been so overdone to where people feel like they have nothing to lose. And when that starts happening, vigil and empty starts to happen. And then you get one, then you get two, then you get four, then you get eight, then you have a fucking problem, right? So it makes sense to me why they wouldn't put this out there if it was a real situation is that him no no that's the firefighter okay yeah that's his wife helen yeah that's such bullshit dude it's it's insane dude and like i like the part two that i don't like is just simply like the lack of information around these scenarios and they get mad when people question the official narratives but it's like you're not releasing anything on it you know i'm saying the butler shit the fucking mar-a-lago shooting like the The lack of information about the Butler shooting is, it should raise red flags for every single person. I mean, real talk. Yeah. Like, even, you know, like, I know that in the conspiracy world or whatever you want to call it, the truth world, you know, most people understand that there was something bigger going on there. But in the normie world, they still take it for face value. Right. And clearly it wasn't exactly what they presented it to be, no different than the Charlie Kirk situation, no different than JFK, no different than any of these things. And I'll tell you what, man, I'm just tired of being lied to. I mean, if you think about the situation that we're in and you think about that we literally pay more in taxes than we get to keep when you do all the math. And then you think about how much they lie to us and how much they manipulate us and how much they gaslight us into believing that we're free while they go ahead and make anti-speech laws. So you can't criticize people that are doing nefarious things. Right. Like. It just gets me madder and madder and madder when you really like think about what is actually happening here. I mean, when you walk down to the gas station, you see dudes in their construction vests coming off of work. You know, they're covered in dirt because they work their asses off all day. And they're counting change out to buy a fucking sandwich. That's not right, man. And it disgusts me as an American that these people who are worth hundreds of millions and billions of dollars are willing to squeeze people that fucking hard. Forget at all. OK, like it shouldn't be at all. This is supposed to be land of the free. That's what this country was founded upon. It's supposed to be very little government interfering, very little in everyday life. and it has become the opposite of that. And we are the worker bees of the world. We are the only people in the world who are told they're free, who get told that we live in the best country in the world, get told all of these things and then get told to go work hard and this and that and they're all virtues, which I believe those are strong virtues. They're biblical virtues. But then to have the fruits of our labor ripped from us and confiscated by what is really just a modern day royal system, just like has been happening for thousands of years. And this is why empires fall, and this is why there's revolutions, because eventually the people get tired of it. They do the math, and they realize there are far more of us than there are of them. And the fear is what keeps us from realizing that, right? Like everybody, like the tax thing, for example. If everybody just stopped paying taxes, a lot of this would solve itself. But the truth of the matter is everybody's afraid to stop paying taxes. But the truth is they don't have the manpower to do fucking anything about it. They can't do anything about it. It takes them three or four years to figure out if you, the citizen, doesn't pay your tax. So what if 200 million people decided, oh, I'm not doing it? what are they going to do they can't nothing they can't do anything so they don't have the power to do it their power is largely based on intimidation and fear all right and um in order for us to get our country back we're going to have to come to the realization that that is what their power is based upon it's based upon fear it's based upon intimidation and we no longer live in the country that we have been brought up to believe that we live in that is just a matter effect. Now, when we say this is the greatest country in the world, I think we have the greatest people in the world. I think we have the greatest intentions of the world. I think the American spirit is the best in the world. But take all of that away and say we live in the greatest country in the world. By what metric are we defining that? Because by all measurable metrics, that is not currently true. It hasn't been for a minute. That's right. For a long time. And the reason that people don't realize it is because they're kept in such a place of poverty. They can't even afford to go anywhere else. Yeah. You know, you go to Japan, dude, like you go to Japan, they've protected their culture. Okay. Japanese culture has been Japanese culture for thousands of years. They don't allow it to be diluted. It's a high trust society. You can leave your bike out. You can leave your keys to your car and your car. You can walk around and do whatever you want. And nobody does anything. People understand standards. people understand that we are the collective of Japanese people and this is how we operate and America culture has been intentionally diluted to such a point where we have yes we have people that operate as if we're supposed to as Americans but then we have a whole bunch of other people that don't do shit that these people who are doing the right thing have to fund okay and it's a mess, man. And unfortunately, you know, or fortunately, however you want to look at it, we're living in a situation where there is going to be a turn. And what the turn is, is what we decide it to be. And that's the thing that the people have to understand. This is going to go one of two ways. This is going to go the way of we get our country back, we remove all of these ridiculous taxes and this ridiculous oppression financially that we have in the country and restore American standards and American culture or we're going to become the shithole of the world those are the two things that are going to happen here and it's up to the American people to decide they are going to have to wake up they're going to have to become aware they're going to have to stop fighting over stupid things that we are intentionally propagated to fight over like, you know, identity politics, you know, black, white, gay, straight, all these things that really in, in out here in the real world, aren't even things that we like have in our face on a regular basis. But what we do have in our face on a regular basis is the unaffordability of basic needs for a lot of people. The lack of opportunity to get out of these holes because the system is rigged against them. And, you know, it's interesting how people will fight over things that they never have to deal with in real life or very rarely have to deal with in real life. But they won't address the things that affect them on a daily basis. They'll just let those things slide. You know, save the sea turtles. Yeah, yeah. It doesn't it doesn't make sense. And I think that comes from a position of, you know, people feel powerless. But, dude, that's not the case. That's a big lie. OK, they intentionally make us feel powerless so that we won't question, won't ask, won't challenge the status quo. of them, the elite, the very rich, milking the regular American people into a place of financial hardship so much so to the point where they don't have the ability to worry about the system being fixed because they're too worried about figuring out how to survive. Yeah, bro. Well, it's what you say too, dude. It's much easier to fight a faceless enemy, a faceless, nameless enemy than it is to confront a real threat, a real enemy. It's much more easier to do that, bro. So yeah, let's fight the system. It's just low IQ shit. And like people, you know, like this, like look at the internet, dude. And look at all these people, like look at the current argument, okay? That guy's a fed. No, that guy's a fed. No, that guy's a fed. Let me tell you something. We're all fucking feds because we're all employees of the government because they steal way more of our fucking dollars than we get to keep. That makes us employees of them. So if you want to be real about it, you all are fucking feds. Every single fucking one of you, you just don't fucking get it. That's right. Okay? So, like, why don't we stop arguing about all of these things and figure out that we're all on the same team and those motherfuckers ain't? The day that happens is when things start to get better. But people would rather get clicks and likes and shares because a lot of these quote-unquote talking heads have had the funds that used to go to the media now funneled to them, and this is their only way they've ever made any sort of financial gain in their life. They weren't successful before this. They didn't have money before this. They weren't famous before this, but now they are, so they find every single thing to fight about they possibly can. And that division and that constant antagonization amongst the people of each other is what's costing us our country. It's costing us everything. Okay, so like before you go out there and say, that guy's a Fed and that guy's a Fed. Well, you're a Fed too, motherfucker. You just don't know it. You haven't put it together yet. You pay more in tax to them than you get to keep. Oh, I only pay 30%. No, the fuck you don't. You're not adding in all the other tax. You're not adding in the tax you pay on food. You're not adding in the tax you pay on gas. You're not adding in the tax you pay to own property. How can you be free if you don't even own your property? How can you be free if you can buy a house and then if you don't pay your property tax, they can take it back? That's not fucking freedom. You don't own shit. It's all a lie. So. But here's 18 cents off. Yeah. Like, dude, it's just, bro, it's, you know, it's low. It's just low IQ. It's low IQ, selfish, self-serving nonsense. Yeah. That's what it is. You know, like. Yeah, man. that's what you guys think man down in the comments let us know man oh he's a fed yeah so are you that's right so are you you may not have an official title but you're an employee of the government when you when you when you uh you know what i'm saying like they own you they own you yeah man dude that that that division shit that hey bro it's so annoying it's so annoying there's bigger fish to fry guys yeah let's keep cruising though man this is uh we got more we got more yeah yeah headline two let's dive into it now i know that guy's bought and paid for yes so are you that's right so are you you don't fuck you're not you're not getting it dude they own you they own you they fucking own you you just haven't realized it yeah um gotta do an update uh since last time we talked dude i'm not liking what i'm seeing with kobe 2.0 i'm not and there's some like bro this might be some tinfoil hat time okay because there's a lot of interesting shit happening in this let's dive into it though uh so they started debarking uh disembarking the uh the cruise ship right um they landed in spain they started uh you know passing them out which is interesting like full stop right there bro if there's some shit that's already contained how about we just keep that shit there for a minute you know i'm saying like i mean that's logical isn't it no let's spread them out throughout the world right what what has anything that they've done over the last six years been based in any sort of logic any logic yeah bro now listen i get it dude um but yeah so they started letting these motherfuckers off the ship. They started disembarking on Sunday. CNN had a fucking... CNN had a case tracker on the other day. Dude, that's what I'm saying, dude. I know. Bro, dude, fuck. They started letting these motherfuckers off the fucking ship. To your surprise, anybody's surprised, there's US, there's French evacuees they've already tested positive okay and they're already here they're already here there's a video here two of those patients they're now in Atlanta at Emory Hospital now I want you guys to watch this clip if you guys are listening to the audio pause it come over to fucking YouTube come check this clip out that looks exactly like the shit they were playing at the beginning of COVID exactly Dude. Yeah, let's watch this, guys. There's no audio here, but you're watching this, okay? This was taken today. When this show's being recorded, okay? These patients coming in. Everybody's in hazmat suits, except for that one guy. That's kind of weird. But yeah, I mean, getting a full hazmat suit. What are you guys' mask on? Got the mask. He's got that N95 on. He's good. Social distancing, right? okay now i tried to scrub the internet today andy because we had just talked about you're all those videos and shit from 2020 dude like you can't it's hard to find any of them yeah i had to use the wave way back machine yeah to fucking pull this clip that i'm about to show you here this was just just to remind people this is what it looked like in 2020 not very long ago shit like this. Okay, this was out of China. People passing out. They got the bubble suits on. The fucking roadblocks they would do. People laying in the street. Dude. It was everybody. It was everywhere, dude. Just laying out. They're showing people like laying dead in the street. How many times during COVID did you come across someone just laying dead in the street from COVID? Often, not from COVID, from like fentanyl or something. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? There's a difference. Not the same thing. Eerily similar. Yeah. Eerily similar. What did I tell you guys was likely going to happen to? Well, let me remind you. What I said was, is that eventually, because of the way that COVID went down, the nefarious play would be to release something that actually does kill people so that everybody would ignore it and then actually get sick. And then they could blame the people who were criticizing it. Deniers. The COVID deniers. they could they could blame them and hold them accountable for the quote-unquote misinformation it's what they tried to do during covid too so now an interesting update right you remember this dude we covered him you remember that we played this video he's crying right this guy yeah um i want to show you so this this he was allegedly one of the guys on the cruise ship he's probably some fucking uh actor from a shampoo commercial or some shit from a shampoo you know i'm saying like that's what's gonna happen we're gonna find out yeah this dude is like there's something it's 10 times worse oh really oh bro it's 10 times fucking worse dude okay so this video right uh we played on the show last week okay uh but being the internet nothing gets deleted this video this next clip is from 2021 same guy let's check this out damn they're the same shirt you must like green check this clip out let's get vaccinated gorgeous vaccinated girls get boosted and gorgeous boosted girls get boosted again if you're eligible okay yeah all right so this is jake rosmarin okay jake rosmarin all right from boston right um did a little digging this is on his linkedin page he spent a little stint at the jerusalem center for public affairs okay where he performed standard research collection analysis using a variety of online databases assisted in videography recording and editing of interviews with political analysts and responsible for posting and monitoring web articles written by field experts. He's a student photographer. And he likes the theaters. Now, the rabbit hole gets a little crazier, right? Because this is, I'm pulling this stuff off online. I'm trying to verify it myself, right? Did you know that the Hebrew slang for Hanta means nonsense, a lie, a scam, a hoax, or something totally fake? I did not. Isn't that fucking weird? Now, they've already put they've already started putting fucking, you know, the Snopes fucking fact checks and shit on there. And yes, it does mean that. However, this should not be confused with the Hanson virus, which comes from the Hanson Valley in Korea is so they're saying. Now. I know you're big on accountability, seeking it, wanting it right. And it's so interesting because, again, we talked last show about this, right? Somebody's listening, Andy. Somebody's listening. Headline reads, Senator Rand Paul, a whistleblower's revelation about the COVID cover-up is coming as the American people want Fauci behind bars. No, we don't want him behind bars. We want him in a wood chipper. That's right. That's right. Yeah, Rand Paul, dog. I don't think a wood chipper is good enough for Fauci. That's the advice. I think we're talking full Braveheart. I say do what he did to the beagles. Yeah, put his head in a little thing and let the fucking flesh-eating ants eat them. give them give them real covet and put up put a uh put it like one of those uh cameras on them just to watch for you know it can just take a few weeks or whatever keep them alive you know put an iv on them you know i'm saying feed them through a tube give them some adrenaline every now and then yeah like uh like uh that movie with gerard butler where he uh catches that that guy that that killed his family he's hard and shit yeah a law-abiding citizen yep right yeah he puts a he puts IV and gives him adrenaline and make sure that he stays alive as long as possible. That's, that's what that man deserves. Yeah. Well, it may be coming sooner than you sooner than we think. All right. Now, Rand Paul, I like Rand Paul. He's cool, right? He's, you know, typically true to his word. I haven't seen a whole lot. I'm sure there's stuff out there I have not seen yet, but what I've seen shows me he's a pretty good dude. And he's intensifying efforts to hold Dr. Anthony Fauci, Fauci accountable for alleged lies to Congress regarding gain of function research. Now, of course, this is just the surface. Now, the deadline for the statute of limitations on Fauci criminal referral is today Although the Trump Justice Department led by former Attorney General Pam Bondi or Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche has not issued any public comments regarding potential charges Rand Paul is committed to maintain the pressure on the COVID cover up He has scheduled a Senate hearing for Wednesday, this Wednesday, May 13th at 10 a.m. I posted this out and this comes shortly after or shortly before, I should say, David Moritz, Dr. Fauci's top advisor. he was indicted um but fauci still walks free um and yeah uh an important indictment was announced against david morins a former top fauci official for allegedly hiding covet related records using a private email account so he's been indicted he's good but fauci's still out there um now rand paul has submitted a few uh tweets there's no there's no statute of limitations on crimes against humanity there's not there's not um but rand paul tweeted this out he says next week i'm holding a hearing with a whistleblower who would testify publicly about the COVID coverup. Mark your calendars. Wednesday, May 13th at 10 a.m. The truth is coming. In a subsequent tweet, he posted this out. This was in response to James Wood saying, this is a do-nothing Congress. They won't do anything except line their own pockets. It's exhausting and beyond disappointing, but you know that Fauci will walk free, smug little prick that he is. to which Rand Paul replied, while we can all have our beefs with Congress, this isn't in our hands any longer. I did the work, investigated, and sent multiple criminal referrals to the DOJ. Whether he is indicted or not now is not up to Congress. It is up to the DOJ. No, it's not. It's up to you, motherfucker. You were elected. You took an oath. You are there to represent the people. All of these people should be putting abnormal amounts of pressure on the DOJ. to get this done, this idea of kicking the can over, oh, it's them, or oh, it's them, or oh, it's them, that's just another way of letting nothing happen. Here's the bottom line. All of you fucks were elected to fucking represent the betterment of the people, and you don't do it because you make more money in Congress than you could in real life. That's it. You don't want to sacrifice your position. You don't actually represent the American people, and if you did, these people would have been held accountable a long time ago. But they're not because you're all fucking pussies and you won't fucking sacrifice your own or potentially sacrifice your own well-being for what is right, which is what you swore to do. So don't give me this shit, Rand Paul, about, oh, it's not in my hands. You're a part of the fucking problem just like everybody fucking else. Okay? Now, I can appreciate what you say. I can appreciate that you get up and say things that we all know to be true. but unless there's actually accountability you're no different than anybody else and that's the bottom line and that goes for every single one of you elected pussies up there in fucking washington dc do you know what else this gave me vibes of too bro it's this it's the standard playbook that they've been running where like when something's going on oh it's their fault but not only that but it's like something something's going on major event whatever the case is right and people start calling bullshit too much boom let's move to the next thing well no shit same playbook yeah over and over and over oh we hate what's going on with israel oh by the way hentaviris that's right well i mean like in the timeline right well before and then when we figure out the hentaviruses bullshit there'll be another war and this is all to avoid accountability for the oppression and the criminal injustices that our own government, who was elected to represent the people, continuously participate in. That is what the point is. They do not want to do anything that will sacrifice their own position and their own well-being and their own income, which, by the way, comes at the fleecing of the American people. Why are we not, why do we not deport all of these Somali migrants? Why are they not out of here? Why are all of these illegal migrants that have come over here, why are they not gone? There's only one reason. There's only one. We can say, oh, it's because of this or because of that or because of this or because of that. No, there's one fucking reason. The reason is they don't want to. That's it. Do you think that was ever a serious plan? I don't know if it's a serious plan like they all get together. Like it started off as a serious, like we really want these people out. No, I'm not. Look, what do you think? I don't know. I'm not in the room. But at the end of the day, the bottom line is if they wanted them gone, they would be gone. And that is it. That's the bottom line. If they wanted them gone, they'd be gone. And they're not gone, which means they don't want them gone. Now, do I believe it was a coordinated plan? I absolutely 100% believe that it was a coordinated plan by Democrats, by Democrats to flood the country with potential voters because they have alienated a lot of the black and minority voters by over-promising and never delivering, not under-delivering, never delivering, which has disenfranchised a lot of their traditional voter base. So when you've disenfranchised your traditional voter base, common sense would say, we need to fix that. So let's go out and let's do what's right, and let's fix this with these people. But that's not how these people think because they have no intention of fixing anything because the way they make money is by embezzling and stealing and misappropriating the funds that they promise our minorities for their own benefit. So instead of actually fixing what's going on, they say, okay, well, fuck them. They can vote however they want. We'll bring in a whole bunch of new people. We'll just replace them. Yeah, that's it. And I think there's a lot more to that than just the Democrats wanting their votes. I think there's that. I also think there is the destabilization of American culture, which is I don't think all of the Democrats like I don't think they're smart enough to understand. I think that comes from higher up the chain, people that are in the World Economic Forum, people that are very anti-white and they want to remove the, quote unquote, threat of white Americans or white people in general. You know, I think there's a lot of different reasons. But. And they all come from different levels. Yeah. OK, I don't I don't think all these Democrats understand. I think they probably all understand the voting part, right? We need more voters so we can stay in power and get the money. I think these people are pretty fucking stupid. I don't think a lot of them understand what the real reason is. Yeah, the 10,000-foot view. Yeah, that's right. Well, I mean, the right ain't safe in that either, though, right? No, no, no. That's what I'm saying. When them people came in, dude, they were busting them further into the country. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like guys down in Texas. Like, bro, that's Abbott. Why the fuck would we do that? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, no, like, okay, if you're going to spend taxpayer money on a bus or a fucking flight, send them back home. Listen, I think they all suck. But I do think that the Democrats are responsible for that part of it. For sure. For sure. I think the Republicans, I think they have been infiltrated at a degree by a lot of people who aren't actually Republicans or conservative, who ran under that banner, who actually represent the interests of the Democrats. With all that being said, your original question was, do you think it's an official plan? I don't think they get in a room together and say, oh, man, you know, here's the plan as a collective. But I think there's things that are understood that don't need to be explained. And I think that's more of what is going on at this point in time. Yeah. Yeah. But again, yeah, they could all meet down at their little secret handshake dungeon where they eat children or whatever the fuck they do. And yeah, they could all be on the same page. But I think these people are very stupid. I think these people, the reason that they have sought government positions is always, and I believe this with 99% of these people, is always to serve their own interests. That's it. I think there's a few guys up there that are true Americans that represent people. And those are the ones that get attacked the most like Thomas Massey. Okay. Tim Burschette. Yeah. These are the guys that get blasted. Yeah. So they answer your question. I don't know. Yeah. Do you think, do you think the sentiment of trying to get these people out of the country was a real plan? Like, do you think that was like, I think they knew, I think they look at... Do you think that was just a ploy you used to... I think these people look at the polls. They understand the pain points that the people want. They play to those pain points, and they have no shame in not doing anything that they tell us they're going to do. That's what I think. They've been doing it in the black community for fucking 60 years. They go in every two years, and they say, hey, black people, we're going to fix all the shit that the white guys did to you. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. They get them all excited, And then what they do is then they blame Whitey, all right, and they drive that narrative of racism, and they promise all this shit. And then when they can't deliver it because they've stolen the money or they've misappropriated the funds or they've allowed fraud to funnel it back to them, then they come in again and say, man, we tried, but Whitey fucked it up. And that serves a lot of different purposes. It removes accountability from them. It gets the focus back on people who aren't really the enemy. And it creates enough division to where nobody can really see what is actually going on. Yeah. Guys, jumping on this conversation, man. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. Oh, Biden. That's your boy, huh? Oh, yeah. Let's keep cruising, man. We got headline three. This is probably one of my favorite dudes out there right now in the game. Shane Gillis is in the news. What do you do? I thought he did great. Headline 3 reads, Shane Gillis infuriates Chelsea Handler with shocking jokes about her support for Israel and ties to Jeffrey Epstein at brutal Kevin Hart roast. The roast things are funny to me. I don't think I would ever want to submit to that type of torture. You know what I'm saying? Don't roast me. I don't do well in those environments. I would want to fight. I think it just depends on the nature of it. Would you do a roast? I mean, I'd be pretty easy to roast. I'm aware of that. Would you? Yeah, I mean, Zeeshan does a pretty good impression of Andy. Dude, we should do a couple of years ago. Remember that video you guys made a couple years ago? That shit was funny as fuck, dude. That shit was so funny, dude. Who would be your panel? Like, who would you want to roast you? I mean, it has to be people that know you. Yeah. Right? That's true. so i don't know i'm not i'm not big enough to have a roast yet no we can't have no you guys can roast me yeah we have an internal roast yeah right that'd be great yeah okay we do that every day though true it just depends on who's the subject of the roasting that's right i mean are you really friends with someone if you don't roast the fuck out of them i mean i don't feel like we can be friends if i can't roast you not only that like if i don't like you i don't care enough to roast you i just say you're a fucking piece of shit yeah if i don't make you feel terrible then we're probably not friends yeah like i don't even want to waste my wit on you that's right yeah that's right dude oh yeah yeah uh i do like that culture is getting back to that it is well i mean that's kind of where i want to talk about today on this bro because it's like you know comedy is one of those things dude it's like people get real butt hurt so easy on it dude but it's just like are there any lines of comedy i don't think there can be if we're going to call it comedy you know what saying i don't think there should be no um but yeah and so shane gillis is making some news um shane gillis and chelsea handler traded barbs during netflix's the roast of kevin that's the first mistake what's that shane gillis is funny yeah chelsea handler has never been funny she's never been funny there's never been anything funny about her she openly talks about how she's a fucking whore and how she's a total degenerate and the shit's not fun like i've never thought for you know who else is not funny is that that fat girl um the one with the little fucking mouth and shit i can't think of her name well that sounds like an oxymoron uh she looked like this who fat girl with little mouths i'm not searching it on my my computer she's super annoying um melissa mccarthy no she's white white okay she's annoying I don't understand why she's famous Amy Schumer that person is not funny show me a clip in the history of Amy Schumer that you laughed at like there's not a single one this one right here that's going to go out there's not a single one so like where did this woman come from who invited her like for real I mean yeah well Shane Gillis is definitely that I would want to fucking go back and forth with. I love Shane Gillis. I think he's fucking hilarious. I think he's the best in the game right now. I actually think he's one of the best of all time. He's getting there. He's getting there. No, dude. He's getting there. He's funny, dude. Listen, in comedy, to be some of the best of all time, you have to dominate an era. Yeah. Okay? Eddie Murphy dominated an era in the 80s. George Carlin dominated an era. Don Rickles. That was, what, the 50s? Martin. Martin Lawrence dominated an era, believe it or not. His stand-up used to be fucking hilarious. Dave Chappelle. Dave Chappelle dominated an era. This is Shane Gillis' era. In my opinion, he's one of the greatest ever. Already. Listen, there's a lot to be said for that. There's a lot to be said for that. Kevin Hart had a roast yesterday. and Shane Gillis was invited and he decided, you know, they all take turns roasting whoever the panel is, right? Shane Gillis went in, bro. Let's check this clip. Chelsea is a Zionist. I'm not saying that's good or bad. Speaking of dead kids, she's a big fan of abortions. Chelsea's been scraped more times than the grill at Benihana. speaking of tossing tiny shrimp into a child's mouth chelsea handler went to dinner at jeffrey epstein's house in 2010 it's just a fun one you can look it up there's articles it wasn't like a big party there was like seven people there and uh it was like prince andrew and uh woody allen were there. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, Chelsea Hamlin. And Shane, just so you know, Judaism and Zionism are two different things. Kind of like how Chinatown and Koreatown are two different things, but your favorite slur works in both places. Shane has been accused of being anti-Asian, which is ironic considering he has the complexion and physique of a steamed dumpling. Yeah, see, you're all gunned, lady. Yeah. They're not hitting, dog. That shit wasn't funny. No, they're not hitting. And by the way, I don't think that was a joke. I don't think he was joking at all. I don't, no. I think he was trying to expose exactly who the fuck that is. You know. Duchesne's with it, bro. Yes. He's fucking with it. Yes, 100% he is. And not only that, dude, you know how the most effective way to get the truth out is? Pretend like it's a joke. Yeah, that's right. it makes it way more powerful because then you can it's plausible deniability that's right i was just playing just joke yeah no bitch you were there you probably ate some fucking things that you ain't supposed to eat that's right and when i talk about pussy bro jesus zionist speaking of dead kids bro that's crazy work dog yeah that's crazy I didn't like that, but I also think that that's him pointing out what's happening. Some uncomfortable truths. It's like, what's that? Grievous. Grievous? Grievous. Did a few years ago where he went out and hosted the Ricky Grievous. Oh, yeah, bro. Yeah. I thought his name was Gervaisi or something. I don't fucking know. Yeah, one of those. Give a new name. Yeah. Gervais. Yeah, Ricky Gervais. He fucking destroyed that. Yeah. And that was all true. And then he got blackballed. And you know what? He wouldn't have got blackballed if it was actually not true That's right, it was just a joke, he's a comedian guys, relax You know, oh, all of a sudden he's blackballed All of a sudden Russell Brand is blackballed You know, it's not because they're fucking lying Can they blackball Shane Gillis though? No I don't think it's possible No, because Shane Gillis owns the culture bro The culture's with him I mean, look bro, if they tried to, you're still going to go to his shit? Fuck yeah Not only that, I'm going to go to his shit more I'm going to buy fucking tickets to shows I ain't even going to go to this andy's fellows he's bought every ticket who the fuck is this i've never he's never here but that's the truth i mean cancel him bro his career is going to get bigger yeah he looks good too dude he doesn't he lost a little bit weight maybe drink a little less too yeah yeah no he's i like shane gillis a lot dude well dude i like him a lot yeah and and you know chelsea tried to clap back here's another little snippet didn't work bro because she's not funny no here's another attempt here now that your favorite real quick before you can tell this like she was pissed yeah you know i'm saying because like she tries to say i'd say a joke but like exposed bro she's pissed in this and you can't you can't tell funny jokes when you're actually mad no bro it's impossible it's fucking impossible it totally throws you off the game y'all got small dicks too Yeah. Your mom. Yeah, that's right. All right, let's check this next clap back though. Now that your favorite leader is making the draft mandatory, I assume that all of you will be signing up to go fight in Iran. Or do you tough-talking pussies only go to the Middle East for comedy festivals? I don't know. When are you going to Iran, bitch? Pipe in applause and claps and cheers, please. When are you going to Iran, lady? And by the way, it's your people trying to get everybody to fucking go over there. That's right. When are you going? Yeah, when are you going? That's right. Okay? All these people that support this shit, sign the fuck up. You know, we don't see none of that. You know, there's a song by System of the Down, and it says, Why don't presidents fight the wars? If the presidents fought the wars like they used to 500 years ago when they rode out there on fucking horseback, we would have less wars. Okay? My personal opinion is every single person who advocates for war, their kids should be automatically entered into the draft. Yeah. And if you're a politician and you advocate for war, your kids should go first. Along with you. Along with you. Agree. Yeah. Fucking you go. But if you're 70. Yeah. Send your kids. Yeah. Yeah. If you're voting for war and you're in Congress or you're supporting the war, you're wearing a little fucking flag that ain't ours, then your kids should be the first motherfuckers over there. That's the truth. And I think most Americans would fucking agree with that. Yeah. Yeah, make them think twice. Yeah, I would. But no, they don't want that. They want to send their poor, rural, inner-city Americans to fight their fucking bullshit wars. That's been going on for fucking ever. Yep. Here's a cool uniform. You can get you a fucking nice little camera. And we'll give you a ribbon after you're dead. That's right. And there's honor in that. Look, dude, there used to be honor in fighting for America, bro. But the last several wars, going back to World War I and II, have been fought as a lie. They've been fought for causes that weren't true. And there's no way for those men to have known that. So while they believe that they're going to fight wars for the betterment of our people, which is very noble and very brave. and I respect pretty much more than I respect anything else in the world, we have to understand that those causes were lies. They were lies. Okay? My grandfather who was killed who never met his family who never met my dad who never got to see my dad grow up never got to see my brother go play pro baseball or we built these do any of these things that we done He died based upon things that weren't entirely true. And that's a fucking reality. It's fucked up. Okay? Yeah, that's fucked up. So while I 100% support our troops, and it's been one of the biggest things that I've advocated for in the history of my entire life, and I still do. You could support troops and not support the people who are making the troops go fight. Yeah. That's 100%, dude. 100%. So why don't we change that? You know what? If I was president, I would make that the reality. Y'all vote for war. Your kids got to go. I don't care if they're 40. I don't care if they're 45. They got to go. because you're voting for other people to sacrifice their children. You have no skin in the game. So you have to have the skin in the game too. And by the way, they should go first. And by the way, no more stock trading to fucking benefit off the war that you're voting. Everybody's seeing it now. The emperor has no clothes. Everybody sees behind the curtain. It's just a matter of time now. Yeah. So she also added to during that exchange, she said, quote, we're all just lucky none of you could afford an island. So not even fucking like every bro. She was caught dead to rights, bro. She's fucked. But one thing that I want to bring up, because I thought this was interesting, dude. It's like, again, like, comedies was just one of those things. It's like, can there be lines of comedy? I don't think so. I don't think there can be lines, right? No, it's either all or nothing. It's no different than free speech. Right. Right. Now, the only reason that you would try to control free speech is if you're afraid of the truth. Right. That's the only reason. The only reason that free speech would be censored or certain things would be illegal is because they are true. That's why. Not because they're lies. No, it's because they're true. Otherwise, you would just hear those people and you would be like, yeah, that guy's fucking crazy. Yeah. Well, Kill Tony, he was there in attendance too, and he had this to say in reference to Kevin Hart. Let's check this clip. You know, Kevin, they told me not to mention your kids on this roast, but I must say, you did good. They've gotten so big, they now buckle Kevin up in the car seat. He lost his gig hosting the Academy Awards because of some homophobic tweets, but you'd be homophobic too if you were eye-level with everyone's cock. He got to go with this fight on a private plane, proof that no matter how much money black people have, they're still just going to act like ninjas. like bill cosby hart is a black comedian from philadelphia unlike bill cosby women don't know when kevin is inside of them you've done good though kevin the black community is so proud of you right now george floyd is looking up us at us all laughing so hard that he can't breathe god bless you kevin god bless this room and god bless the united states of america Thank you so much. Bro, I think Hinchcliffe is one of the greatest too, man. Like, he's underrated. Yeah, very underrated. Very underrated. See, I don't think comedy is judged on, like, crowd work. Okay? Like, a lot of dudes are good at the crowd work. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Real comedy, like, real legendary comedy is just them telling stories like that. That is fucking funny. It is. It is, bro. I love Hinchcliffe, dude. No, dude, he's fucking hilarious, dude. He's fucking hilarious. And I think my dream, one of my personal dreams, like for real, is to like sit at that table and be on a show. Just talk shit. Yeah, just talk shit. Well, I mean, dude, with that, dude, like, I mean, it's guys, like what I really like about him is what he's kind of done for the comedy game, bro. He's given. He's opened it up. Yeah, bro. Like there's no more barriers to entry. You don't need a big Netflix special to get exposed. Well, dude, that comes from culture waking up to. Yeah. Okay. Like everybody's waking up to this idea. They know it's bullshit. They know the fucking black white drama is 99% bullshit. Here's the facts of the matter. The facts of the matter is this. If black people and white people can laugh at each other and finally get along and get together and realize, hey, man, we're all getting fucked. Those people in Washington couldn't do a motherfucking thing. Nothing. that our biggest handicap in this country right now is the division between black and white and it's closing it's closing yeah which is great that's awesome to see dude um like bro when we make little racist jokes or like when we fucking joke back and forth dude that's the shit that like that people laugh at the most on on my stories and by the way most it's funny because most of the people that laugh the hardest happen to be black yeah well and then you got the white people like oh is it okay laughing what's even worse dude is like when people think that i'm joking you know what i'm saying like that's the worst part about it like no guys you know oh bro but no i i agree with you dude i think it is i think i think it's weird because like you're like the white guy on the inside and i'm like the black guy on the inside and I think it confuses people. I thought that the other day, dude. I was driving the Lincoln. I'm like, I'm in the white car. You were in the black one. I'm like, dude, switch real quick, dog. I can't drive a stick, though. But no, dude, I agree with you. It is freedom of speech. I don't think there should be lines. You know, I know you're gay. Wow. Because you're 30 years old and still don't know how to drive a stick. Well, my dad never taught me. Well, when you find him, ask him to teach you. Oh, man. No. i'm just saying you guys will look good in that lane and get some milk together you know what i'm saying teach me how to drive stick dude yeah i can i know you can it's real easy fucking i know you know i know you could it's really be the best teacher it's the easiest thing in the world you know we can go listen we'll go to the tow yard we'll get a beater no you could learn in anything it's easy i can't we're not gonna do that though no dude you could i put you in the chevelle it's real easy uh but yeah dude so i agree with you right i feel like we're in comedy it is freedom of speech there should be no lines and i think the only thing that really determines is are the people laughing we should just be comedians well i think we should just thought we were oh yeah you know what we're fucking comedians now that's right executive order that's right that's right um but no i think what what determines it is like are the people laughing was it funny you know i'm saying like and that's all that matters now pete davidson's getting some of this heat really because another one of those guys. He's like an Amy Schumer in me. I don't know. I don't know much about him. I know he did the SNL shit. I've never seen... I mean, a lot of people like his stuff. He looks funny. Yeah, I've never really paid attention enough to say he is or he isn't. Yeah, I don't think he's funny. I know he's got a big old hog. That's what he's known for. He's known for having a 12-inch dick. For real. He dates all the girls. That's what they all talk about. So apparently he's slinging some meat. Okay. Yeah. I'm just saying. That's what I know about Pete Davidson. What? That's not gay. I'm just telling you the rumor is he's packing some heat. Okay. Yeah. All right. Well, okay. All right. That's fine. It's like Hunter Biden. He's breaking down walls. That's right. You know what I'm saying? Hunter Biden is insane. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. He's drilling for oil. Wait, doesn't that mean anal? I don't know. Okay. I don't know what it means. Apparently, he's doing some fucking damage. Because I know Kim Kardashian and those girls have been talking about it. Okay. And they, you know. Got it. Okay. They would know. Just the rumor mill. Politely. Got it. Understood. Yeah. I don't personally think he's funny, but he's getting some heat. What did he say? Because he tried to make a little Charlie Kirk joke. Oh, really? Let's check it out. Tony Hinchcliffe is here, looking like both a child molester and the doll they give the child to show where he touched them. Tony reminds me of Charlie Kirk, in that he's definitely been on camera letting a guy unload in his throat. Oh, you don't know me? Yeah. Yeah. No. No. I'm not calling for him to be canceled. That just wasn't fucking funny. Yeah, it wasn't. Not everyone's going to hit. I get it. I mean, look. I don't think that's funny at all. But to each their own on the jokes, man. Here's the reality. You have to let the public do the deciding. People decide if you're funny. I mean, that's... I don't think that's cool because I think there's a lot of... i think that was a terrible thing terrible thing but i also think the epstein thing was terrible and i thought that was funny so the people make the party yeah dude shane's looking good he does look good i mean still looks a little weird but like you're looking more handsome i don't know what it is i think he got some veneers bro see i told you you get the veneers bro i might need some i'm telling you man i'm telling you it's like big ass titties on a chick is veneers for guys. Oh, fuck yeah. Got it. Not just like a surgery for big ass dick? Can you get one of those? I think so. Did you? I'm just saying. Let's go to our specialist over here. You get some good teeth. It does a lot. Really? Yeah. Veneers are not my problem. Is that what he said? I don't think you could do the veneers. I think that's part of your look, dude. What do you mean? I mean, I don't have bad teeth. No, I think the little space there, I think it's part of your thing. You got a gap between your front teeth if you didn't fucking notice. I mean, yeah, but why are you talking about it like that? I mean, you're talking about a motherfucking waterfall through that bitch. You didn't even, bro. Wait, wait, stop. What is happening? You motherfucker, you're telling me you aren't aware of this? What did I do? Bro, all the little kids, DJs, they were super stokers. DJs like, I got fucking natural superpowers, bro. You can start a fucking wet t-shirt contest With that shit bro Come on man I didn't even do nothing I'm just saying You can't act like you didn't know that was there What are you talking about Bro you can fill a swimming pool With that fucking gap You probably tried to With that fucking shitty pool you bought Just saying Send me the number to your dentist After this show No I don't think it's a bad thing It's a part of your look. I think if you had some straight up Hollywood stuff. Yeah, I don't think that would look good on you. You don't think so? No, it's part of your look. What? It don't look good on everybody. I think it looks good. All right. Yeah. You got to start with that. You got to start with that. You can't just go to the fucking village. It wouldn't be funny if I did. You know what I'm saying? Well, did you? How many water gun contests did you win? It probably explains why you can't shoot. Oh, okay. Now you cross the fucking line. All right? Yeah, man. You didn't get all the same practice we got. It's all right. It's all right. Wait, swimming or? Probably not too. Yeah, man. Listen, I thought Shane's awesome. I thought he was good. He does look good. Dude's looking good. He looks healthier. He does. He just looks happy. I think he just lost a little weight. Yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah, man. Well, guys, jump into this conversation, man. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. it's now time it is time for a final segment as always guys we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck and i decided to merge two of our favorite things comedy and black people um together for this those are two different things oh yep oh all right okay yeah see i don't really look at my gap that much like that i mean dude it's there i'm just saying man it's there huh sure is well i don't see the scars on my face either yeah he's just used to it's just there yeah yeah it's funny because people still ask me and i forget that i forget they're there i got four first on my face i'm like dude oh i forgot all right man uh guys our thumbs up or dumbest fuck we gotta bring uh she's an og Rachel Dolezal Oh shit She is back She is back and blacker than ever So zero Yeah that's right Race faker Rachel Dolezal Shocking new life White mom who enraged world By identifying as black Reveals major reinvention With a new African name And sorted ways she saved herself From ruin yeah so um i guess this is like a story of like you know you reinvent yourself you come back better you know maybe um but yeah let's dive into this dude uh rachel dolezal 10 years ago uh she was the most mocked woman in america a pale blonde haired white girl from montana who had reinvented herself as a black civil rights warrior and got caught now when the truth was exposed, she lost her career and reputation overnight. The 48-year-old who has legally changed her name to the Nigerian-inspired Nkechi Diallo. That's now her new name. That's her new name. She spoke to the Daily Mail from her spacious $300,000 home in Tucson, Arizona, where she raises her youngest of three sons. I love how they try to make a $300,000 home sound like it's fucking mansion it's a trailer it has to say in like in fucking tucson 300 grand ain't what it was 20 fucking years ago bro that's not happening okay that's like 18 cents off your fucking gallon of gas but yeah so unlike the handful of other white to black race fakers who have been exposed and shamed over the years dolazal has never once backed down or admitted she was wrong she still identifies as black she still darkens her skin and wears her hair in thick locks she still insists that race is a social construct and that she is living authentically quote i was never faking anything about who i am at a core level she said at the end of my life people will notice if they haven't already i've never really switched up her exile from the civil rights movement that's because you can't switch that's right that's right um but yeah her exile from the civil rights movement has forced dolezal to pursue eyebrow raising career she now makes and sells art uh but her primary source of income oh my god from the adult website only fans okay so she's definitely poor i was gonna click the link because i was just curious like you know but uh Yeah, well, so this is her now. This is a new up-to-date question. Oh, she got that Ozemic face. Because this was her when she got exposed. Right? But this is who Rachel really is. Right? So you went from this to this. Still rocking it, dude. I think she took a little bit of Kamala Harris's words of wisdom. What can be unburdened by what has been. she did it oh god definitely a burden well yep the chile diola if you're gonna get di diela yep wakanda wakanda oh come on bro that was good she's wakanda black wakanda black oh fuck dude damn dude Oh, my God, dude. Wakanda forever. That's good, dude. Wakanda forever. Oh, man, I like that. Oh, shit, man. Oh, man. Yeah, she's still broke from OnlyFans. how do you like to be OnlyFans be your primary source of income and nobody wants to watch it you can't get it you know there's a bunch of weird motherfuckers they're into that they like black women but not that much so this is a good middle zone for them dude it's like Thomas Jefferson oh fuck man fuck black people but then he got like seven black kids you know i cannot stand little jerome come here man oh dude oh shit please don't cancel us you can't because we're gonna show up again tomorrow fuck man what we got on this oh come on dude yeah this ain't even real this is real this is real this is real you didn't make this up i promise bro let me ask you this how did how did she fool y'all oh bro she didn't fool me no i mean she i mean come on man there's nothing about her it looks black at all no no she looked i ain't gonna say what she looks like i can't i got limits the comedy does have lines you know what we're comedians man i don't want to insult the people i was about to say okay yeah that's oh that's fair that's fair but i will uh yeah man rachel no dude how does she fool literally the most militant passionate black activist into becoming like the head of the double uh the ncaa that's an inside joke by the way it is okay we had we had a we know a very black activist that thinks that that the the the that the ncaa and the n-a-a-c-p is the same thing well i mean there might be an argument for that she probably told him she was uh you know she was related to like thomas jefferson kids or something oh man come on dude i'm blacker than her for real oh no there's no i'm sicilian for sure i'm blacker than her you really got it well i think she she did say that like she was apparently her parents yeah because her parents were actually the ones that blew her cover back in 2015 um but her her her excuse was that she was i guess her parents are white christians and they adopted three black kids and so that's where she's saying just because you take a whole bunch of black dick doesn't make you black lady doesn't for real as deep as it might be yeah okay that's enough yeah i'm done with that yeah i'm done i'm sorry for you that i i'm just gonna let you know there's probably a lot more of this your kids probably shouldn't watch oh bro okay i'm done talking just about politics we're gonna let it rip all right so uh if you have your kids i probably should have put this at the beginning of the show but it is what it is yeah before you watch this hell yeah man well guys uh well we'll be doing come on man this is thumbs down what is it i mean you know what i'm grateful that we live in a world with such uh comedy with such a comedy rich environment yeah that's what it is that's how we could turn this into a thumbs up she's giving us something to laugh about bro says she looks like benjamin franklin i gotta check this that's a big that's a big honker she has man she does look like ben franklin she fucking does i didn't put it together you could superimpose her face and it would look just like him well be careful she might claim that beard oh shit man alright man well guys Andy that's all I have sorry guys we're retarded we put the re in the tar baby you guys you guys say we're two peas in a pause but actually what we are is two reason to tar. 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