Ep 591 - M-A DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS (Mall)

Wow, wow, Wes. All right, here we go. Yo, speaking of hot mites. Got all that venom out. Yeah, true. Speaking of truth. There was a principle at some school in Delaware County that was leaving a voicemail for a parent. And he didn't realize the thing was still going. And just kind of like, he got in trouble because it was a Jewish parent. Ooh. And he was after like he thought he'd hung up. I think someone was like, who was that? And he goes, this guy's a fucking asshole. He's like a big hothead. And I think he matches like some Jewish guy. He's like, he always wears fucking sweatpants all the time. He comes in here for a second. Oh my god. Where's sweatpants? And the lady goes, what does he do for a living? He goes, I don't know, controls all the banks or whatever. They put them. This guy's funny as shit. The comments are half split between like, this man is a scumbag needs to be removed. And people being like, I'm signing my kids up for this. That is like, that's like a worse nightmare. I know. I think if somebody was like not really bashing you. Yeah. You know what I mean? If you like overheard a voice, I'm over there like dude, he's just wearing sweatpants all the time. Kinda like smells like he's like nice, but he's like just a gross. He'd have been totally fine if he didn't do the, I don't know, probably controls the banks or whatever. I mean, he had to hit that on run. It's a home run dude. There's nothing he could do about it. So he loved one right across the plate. He's the principal bro. He's gonna have to become a gym teacher now. He's getting to mow him to gym teacher. The gym teacher will be good though. Five year, that's a gym teacher energy. That is gym teacher. He should be a gym teacher. Principal's crazy for that type of thing. Yeah, true. But yeah, he got busted. But yeah, whatever. That's what you always gotta hang up before you talk shop about the Jews that work. Yeah, you decide. Yeah. And then a lady too, which is like a total delculated, like what does he do? Is it just firing away the fun? I don't know, he probably controls the banks or something. Just all right. So that was a fun thing to say. That's great. Yeah, I thought it was funny. It was a funny thing. It's funny. I guess he's gonna get fired. He has to get fired. There's no way. He's out. I believe he's out on the main line. He might be Chester County boy. Oh, if he's main line, that's trouble. Yellow. Yeah, that's literally the home of. Yeah, that's BB. That's where BB's from. BB's chilling out there. True. He's gonna have down dude. I'm surprised. Yeah, he can't have a goi principal popping off like that. Fuck no. You get to have the goi popping off on the voice dude. I don't like leaving voicemails like at all. The thought of having it run unnecessarily long. I listen to everybody. When people call me and it stays on, I listen to the whole thing. I know this motherfucker's talking shit. I know it's my mom. It's like, no. Just like, I know they're saying something fucked up about me. I always spy like that. If someone calls me, doesn't realize or just, I'll sit there for an hour and just want to get some stuff. Dude, I was... Dude's just in their pocket. Can't really hear anything. Yeah, true. You don't get much good stuff. I was phone screen. I'll be honest, this isn't good, but I was on the plane yesterday. Phone screen spines. So hard not to. Bro, I was catching like crazy shit on this. Dude, screen next to me. So it was like, I don't want to say, but it was a... What was he hitting? Sexual stuff. It's a love stuff. Yeah, so nice. That's the X stuff. That happens up there. Yeah, it's kind of nice. You get up in the skies. Yeah. The man was horned up, but yeah, it was pretty tight. So I was like, kind of just like, I caught one thing. I went, what the fuck? And then I kept looking over and I was watching him go back and forth doing like some lady and then there's a guy asking about some lady. It was like... This guy's having fun. Dude was being a beast. Yeah. He was an older gentleman too. I was surprised. Who was the big font? Were you able to see it? I could see it. I could read everything and I was just... I would stare straight ahead and just literally it would just go. Oh, he's next to you. Oh, I thought he was in front. New, I was scared. I was going next to me. I know. I thought at one point, I was ready for him to be one point to be like, could you fucking not please? Cause I just kept me in like... Yeah. But not you're not very slight either. You're not slick, dude. You were definitely like... Dude, I literally... I was hit him with a horned man, you're painting. I could have sat once I caught one juicy detail. I went, you're gonna need the deats. Dude, it was, yeah, it was pretty sweet, man. I was loving that. I also, I had a nice flight on the way home. I got a million good boy points. Cause we got on the plane and I put an old lady's bag up for her. So I'm like, all right, cool. So that's good boy points for the day. And then I sat across her and then a mom and daughter got on. And the mom sat next to me and the daughter sat over and they were kind of like talking. I was like, do you guys want to swap seats? Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just thinking, there's so much, cause I get fucking hammered on these flights. I try to get the good boy points. I've smashed people with bags. Like, you got the boo and cheers. Boo and cheers I got you. It's some lady in the shoulder that's sitting now. Oh my God, I'm so sorry. They all watch me get 10 fucking vodka's the entire flight. Sorry. No, you got to get the GBPs on the fucking. I try to get the GBPs, but sometimes there's too many Valkycodes. No, but it actually doesn't smash or the bag is totally. I've done it. I'm not kidding at least four times. This full just let go. Deadweight a bag onto somebody. They got negative 500 GBPs flying out. It was an it was an it wasn't his fault. I had kind of set them up, but the whole long story short is the lady I just kind of switched seats and I sat next to the old lady who's bagging up. Yeah, dude for like five minutes. You're such a nice boy. I was like, thank you. Oh, man. It was the best. I it was amazing. I got a thing. I'm sorry, one more. I'm thinking of the worst GBP I've ever seen at the airport. My uncle, I've told this story before it kills me. I love thinking about we just land. We're in JFK and son. This lady tried to pick up her suitcase. A girl tried to pick up her suitcase, but it was stuck. And my uncle thought she just couldn't lift it. So he goes and literally fucking dead lifts this thing and just rips it apart at the scene and her fucking laundry or panties go everywhere. And then he just walked back and stood next to me like, oh shit. And then you watch it come back around the lady and her bag just got ripped apart. That anyway, it's so fun to watch him do it. Come on, shit. Anyway, I'll stop cutting you off. No, that's hilarious. Yeah, it's just immediately in my head. Just coming back and going, fuck. Well, man, please. Just ripped that lady's bag in a half. He did, dude. I don't know how he did it. He ripped his suitcase. Shout out to him. That's awesome. Yeah, he's a beast. What a fucking animal, man. I know why he did it, though. I know, because every time if a woman's struggling, it's the best thing in the world that is, but I'm just kidding. No, I'm saying like you feel a little, like all this things clearly stuck. You must have thought the bag was 800 pounds. I think he just, I've done this before. You gotta, he probably went up and was like, full steam ahead. He might have just been like, why? Cause I'll do that every now and again when I'm like, grabbing my bag down, I'll like one hand it and pull it down. So sometimes you pull with like too much force. When you hit people. Yeah, true. Or the baggage claim when I'm there and I get a bag, I'll try to really like, just fucking beast it. That's strong. There's a lot of bleeds and strong. You're going strong points at the baggage claim is, you're gonna want it, but it, cause it's always, you're still nervous like dude, I gotta get this thing quick. It's moving a little fast. This thing's heavy as hell. Yeah. It's not ever, you go up and fucking lift it over your head, like a fucking, I get. True. Well, the problem is though, I'll fly, when me and Brittany fly with the kids, we'll do one combined suitcase. You go both of our stuffs in there. Dude, it weighs like fucking 65 pounds. So that thing can get kind of beefy. But yeah, usually it's, yeah, if it's just yours, it's not that heavy. But Nate got negative 500 good boy points at the airport. It wasn't your fault. So we go in there. First of all, it was flying out. Nate was running a little late and the airport was slammed. So he almost missed the flight. Which that's not your fault. That's not, you know, they were, I think they were races against Nate. They wouldn't let him in the priority lane. He had priority, but it wasn't on the boarding pass. So he went up and might just go through priority. It'll be faster. They're like, no. And then he tried to go to clear nothing doing back to priority. They're like, no. And then he, I was like, dude, we're going to board in like five minutes. He just beasted under the line, snuck it and cut. It was like a sneaky and cut. Which is that right through. He had to do that. Why are you making that face out of the bottle? That was survival. That was still a choice. If I saw that, if I was standing in line and just saw that, three weeks of racism, three weeks. I saw people in the peak straight of racism. People peeking out the clear line, we're hitting that like, no, he's fucking not. I can see him behind me like watching me get through successfully. Like guys, all those, you had to do it. I had no time. It was still a survival. All those clear scumbags looking at you. I don't know why I hate clear. So I might be done with it. I used to be clear. Now I've switched up on. Yep, you had to. Precheck also that clear would set you up for failure in a big time. If you hit clear at JFK, you got to walk past 1,000 Indians that are in line that they don't know what clear is. They get furious. Oh, they get in and then they get stuck. Stop the line. And then you're going through clear and somebody's just going, like, get out of the way. You got to walk through their line. Yeah. And they're like, no, they try to stop you. And they're like, dude, fucking get off. Get out of here. Here we go. This episode is brought to you by PrizePix. 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But I was like peeping out fucking screens. And I would see 3, 4, and we're going to keep trying to pop it up. That's one of the being positioned. And I had like, there's nowhere to go. But I finally weasel next to this guy. He's got like a fucking cowboy hat on. He's just standing there with his bag. And my plan was to stand like, they have like a little market there. But that was roped off. So I was like, fuck, so I just stood right next to this guy. And I just heard him start going, yeah, of course. I'd be so mad. Oh, no. God damn it. You guys are pissed me off. He was so mad. I'd be so mad. Dude, somebody stood right next to me. There was nowhere to go. I would have had a boarding. I would have had a bird about to board. You cares? Wait till everyone else boards. You're in first place. No, wait, here's the thing. Because then people fill up the overhead slots. We were in a small plane. People filled the overhead slots. Now I'm going to put my bag five rows back. But then I have to jump off and get a quick connection. Our connection was tight. I think. Yeah, it was tight. I think on the way there. And we were delayed. So I was like, bro, I got to get on this thing, get my stuff and be ready to get off this plane. But I still wasn't bugging. I've got like, I've like started bugging about that. I was chilling, but I was like, let me just get in a position. Everything's cool. Saying, next is guy dude, literally starts. Like, I'm not, I'm like, exaggerating. He starts to make me stand. I would do that. I would do that. Well, then I stopped and I like, I just say something. I would be like, oh, hello. I turned it in. Well, he was, I think he was working that up. I didn't touch him. I didn't, I just got next to him. How close are we talking? I'm fucking right. Everyone's right next to each other. Dude, get the fuck out of here. You're crazy. You're saying this? I stopped him like, bro, are you okay? Not really. Not even like me. That would help. I was like, are you okay dude? Like for real? Like, what's going on? He was just like, everybody's fucking bumping in each other. He's like full, full spas. He's totally correct. But I was like, he's totally correct. I was like, there's nowhere to go. I was like, there's nowhere to go. Of course, he's fucking standing the back and turning down to your fucking group. Yeah, but then you gotta push out. You gotta get up there anyway. So I'm like, I'm not gonna stand all way there and then have to like, is then you try, I've done that before, where then they go, okay, now it's this group. I'm like, wait, I didn't even get on. It's just like, then I have to like, I'm like, let me just get into position. And I'll like, I try not to ever like, but where I'm like in front of you, but I'll try to get to the side by myself. So hold it like system I have. So this guy's just like, everyone's just bumping in each other. So it's a full spas too. And I was like, dude, I'm like, oh man, everything fine. And he literally goes, I was like, what are you even talking about? Because I didn't touch the guy. And he was like, I don't want to talk about it. I'm like, I'm fine. I'm like, dude, but it's like, whenever someone's about to smash, I'm just like, I have to push him. What's wrong? I was laughing like, what's the matter with you? Yeah, that's good stuff. And then so I'm sitting there all of a sudden, the here comes Nate, I go, oh boy. Oh boy. I got a red face guy in a cowboy hat who's already fucking brewing. He's ready to swap. You're gonna swap that hat. He's gonna be mad when you break out that BK. I was like, when Nate comes up, I'll say, Nate, I'm afraid. I'm watching Nate come through. By the way, no one else had a fucking problem. Nate comes up and I go, this guy's, I might pop the top, dude. This guy might fucking go. Nate comes up and actually bumped his luggage. And dude, this guy's luggage was stacked like that. It fell in Italy. I just want to go. And I'm sure Bob that I'm a little bit of Nate was black because it's like, you're like, how could this get anywhere? Is he a black guy pussing front of you and knocks you long into him? Into a lady was like, oh. I couldn't have been happier. I, yeah, fuck you guys. I'm, I'm fully with the cowboy. I'm fully with the cowboy. That's what you guys, you guys start hitting the M&M right away. If you're the cowboy, you just get, I'm not afraid. To take us to this. We dished, I dished out. That was my bad. I dished out a double dose of punishment. And it was like, and he was already fuming. I think security was crazy. So he was completely fumed out. And he was like, what was it called? Consierge Key where they're like the very, very, he was a top flyer, total top flyer. And he was surrounded by the Holy Ploy of Group 1 and 2. So I don't think he was very happy. I mean, he's still talking about it. He's gonna, a Christmas, he's gonna be like, you know what, the airlines in this country just gone to hell. His, what happened? His back fell and he had not got over lady. And she was like, oh, he was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, like couldn't even talk. He was so mad. And then I kind of like followed him. And the next airport, I was like, I'll pray and he'll be on our plane. Yeah, because I just wanted to, I was just like, damn, this guy's gonna freak out. Why was your connection? Where did we go to that doubt? Oh, yeah, we went to DC. He was headed to DC. Well, we went to DC and then he was, we were going to Syracuse. He was still in our little wing, because we all like split off, but he came to our thing. I'm like, dude, is he gonna be on our flight? That'd be awesome. And I was, I was observed at one point. We made it all the way. He was a hurricane. That's also in my head. If that's going on with me, I'm going on. It's somebody, are they fucking with me? And you were, there was actually a malevolent force around him. What's wrong with you? Bro, I was laughing, because I was like, dude, he was literally going, yeah, I was like, bro, you okay? He was like laughing. He was like, what's going on? I don't know, talk about it. I don't know what to talk about it. It's totally, what time was this flight? I know you guys love it. I know you guys love 5am. 6.30 in the morning. This guy couldn't be more correct. You guys are the ones that are wrong. We made it all the way to Washington, DC. And I had been like, kind of followed him. They like, dude, I hope he's on her plane. And then we went to the red plum market in the airport. And I got some chicken. And then at one point, because I had been like, kind of tailing them. And I was like, damn, I lost them. We got to the red plum market. I'm getting my chicken. He comes from the key. He comes from the red plum market. It's just like a little, it's like a little place in a bunch of airports. I've been growing an airport so hard. Red plum market's good. They got some good chicken. But I grabbed my train. I was like, damn, I lost them. I turned around. Who is it but the cowboy right in front of me? And I went, I just saw like, oh, fuck. I was so happy. Like, there you are. And he just was like, I just kind of, yeah, fuck. He wasn't excited to see. Not at all. I don't think so at all. I ruined his day. I didn't mean to, dude. I got plenty of space. I didn't bump. I know I didn't bump this guy. But I saw Nate coming. I did, I'll be honest. I was that evil part of me. I was like, here we go. Here we go. Here it comes. Moving my night to F7, please. Dude, 5.30 in the morning. Bro, it was. Yeah, I could. I had my red light glasses on. I was like, we were in red light glasses. Dude. He got it with the backpack. He was the first thing in the board. Imagine if you were genuinely mad. If some dude was laughing next, you go, dude, are you okay? I know. It's fucking, and he's wearing fucking red glasses. You're gonna cowboy outfit. And Nate was sweaty from sneaking in. I know you're dripping sweat. I know he's dripping sweat. Yeah, you're dripping sweat. He's so sweaty. Oh, that's such a gross ass sweat. You didn't shower in the morning at 6am. That was the first thing that I said when I walked up. After he told me about the guy, he's not sweaty. He's not sweaty. He was sweaty. He was sweaty. He was sweaty. He was sweaty. He was sweaty. He was sweaty. He was sweaty. He was sweaty. He was sweaty. Yeah, that was my Friday morning. I was, man, I was on his cloud nine. It's been like, this is a funny thing. Yeah, it is a treat. I love seeing spas, dude. Once people spas in the airport, again, it could be me. It could be anybody. I could spas for sure. But it was like, when I see someone else spasming, there's just a part of me. It's like, bro, I want to see how far you can go. You want to see a real spas. Yeah. Yeah. 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What do you mean? I don't think she's one of those ladies that enjoys that shit. Like what? Like gross shit with the kids. Not like that, but I'm saying just like, you know, she just probably remembers you as like a little tiny baby. Yeah. She would find out the hard way. I'm all man now. She'd be staring down the barrel of a man's ass. With worms. Sarlactit. Coming right at you. Well, America does have this thing where like, it's like a little tiny baby. She's like, we're probably going to shoot find out the hard way. I'm all man now. She'd be staring down the barrel of a man's ass. With worms. Sarlactit. We're like, the rest of the world, like constantly takes dewormers and all this stuff. We think that we don't have like parasites and shit. I think we, I think a lot of people have parasites. So I can give you some dose too. You can take some of the banana flavor too. Just case. Yeah, what the fuck? Why not? It's not going to hurt you. It's not going to hurt you. Probably fucking stop COVID too if you get COVID. I think it does. Probably does. Yeah, I, my immune system's on fire right now that I'm taking the dewormer. I believe it. Yeah, that shit was nasty. But yes, that was, that was my fucking deal dude. It flew home to an empty house. All my worm girls were going. Yes. I'm going to push my worm girls in the worm sisters. All my worm girls are going. I almost didn't take it. I like was talking to a facetime and I'm like, I forgot to share the medicine. I'm like, what is this? It's like that's your dewormer. Take it right now. I was like, fuck it. Chugged it. I'm paranoid about taking a new thing. If I take like a new medicine for the first 40 minutes, I'm like, uh, dude, what if it has a weird side effect with just me and I just die. All right. So I had, that was like my half an hour before I left just being like, am I feeling this right now? I'm not feeling it. Yeah, that didn't do shit. I'm taking another one. I'm not even fucking high. Dewormer sucked. I mean, that was our weekend, man. We just fucking, it was the spas was a highlight. Then we just had two fun shows and, uh, I don't think anything else really fun happened. I think we just kind of had a good old time. Yeah, just fucking freezing cold. I did work out and they, uh, the gym, I went to the gym, you know, or not the hotel gym. And there was a basketball team full of like fourth graders with one adult. So I went in there and fucking mocked him lifting on dumb. They were like kind of playing around with all this while this one guy was just like, oh, he'll be careful, be careful. And he was just like, I walked in. You should have, you should have, oh, are you still powerless? And he should have been screaming. I wanted to. But it only had with 50 pounds dumbbells. I couldn't even have slammed them on the ground. I should have. I didn't want to fucking grab them these kids. I did mock them with the treadmill. I put it on 14%. They got nice to you anyway. I put off 14 ink lines. No, you became the cowboy. There's little kids running around. Little kids running around the gym. You don't want to talk about it. Especially you juiced up. You probably sped this one. It shouldn't be in here. No, I didn't even care. The guy was, the guy was super apologetic and I'm like, bro, I need my other corner. And then I hit the 15% ink line on the treadmill and I was running sprinting hills on the treadmill. Damn. Just mocking the kids. Of course. Just letting them know. You guys think shit's fucking sweet, bro. I'm about to turn 40 at worms in my butt. That's it. I'm fucking running. Yeah, life sucks. I mean, Syracuse saw the treadmill with worms in my butt. Yeah, I'm trying to think what I don't even know what I did this weekend. I had a nice weekend off. Yeah, you chillin. Just watch some football. It was a good time. Nice. Watch the Jake Paul fight. Dude, you guys get to watch that. I didn't even know it was going on until I woke up the next morning. I said, Jake Paul got knocked out. I said, what? Yeah. Why don't you fight that guy? That guy is enormous. Probably for a hundred million dollars. Yeah. I mean, that's really what people wanted to see. Is him getting knocked out. Yeah. It looked like he was, it looked like Anthony Joshua was kind of letting it go a little further. Yeah. But he also could have just been waiting to tire him out. True. But I saw the highlight. I think that Jake Paul, he was fully gasped, like fallen on the ground constantly. Yeah. Kept getting up. Good for him. It's also people love hating on that guy. And I get it. He's, he's, he, yeah. He acts a fool. Yeah, he's like a YouTube guy, but it's also, he did stand up, I think, with a fucking shattered jaw. And dude, I mean fighting that guy. That guy is, that guy is fucking terrifying. Nasty boxer, but he's also way bigger. He's a heavyweight champ. Yeah, dude, that's what I'm saying. It's like, yeah, you got to have credit words. Even if they were like, we had an agreement to not do a lot of damage. It's like, dude, if I'd blocked a party shot, you started going for damage. Yeah, fucking broke his jaw. Yeah. If I were to block one of that guy's body shots with my arms, I would still quit the fight. Yeah, it would hurt so bad. It would, it would probably fall over. Punching the fucking arm. Oh, Oh, Oh, I didn't do it. Everybody doesn't know how to fight in these fights. It just turns around and tries to walk away. You get hit. You're like, okay, that's it. You hooked in the back of the head. It was seriously just like, yeah. Yeah, I had to give credit where it was due. I was like, bro, just even fighting that guy. I guess everyone was being like, you know how to real box or dude, fight neck. Just fighting somebody at that skill levels crazy. And that side, the size of the size was crazy. It's crazy. That dude mocked Paul. It was interesting to me because before they signed this deal, he was supposed to fight Javante Davis who's significantly smaller than him. Yeah. So maybe that had something to do with it trying to fight someone bigger than him after he got a bunch of backlash for trying to fight a small guy. I mean, Well, Javante would be a problem. Yeah, he would be a big problem for him. But that was an interesting, they called it off at like Javante was alluding to there being like shady business going on and stuff. Really? I think so. I don't know. I think that's every single boxing match ever. Yeah. Every single time. Yeah, that's that was like kind of the rumor stuff I heard online that they believe there was like a, you know, a contract clause or like not do a lot of damage. I think they at least let let it go three or four rounds before you start. Yeah, before you start. What do you mean? You can bet on how long the fight lasts like my friend bet on it to go over two and a half rounds. And like that's a lock. If you know that they're doing that sort of like it's pretty shady. Yeah. When you bring the sports book into it. True. I mean, that was, yeah, credit credit to him for even just taking the damage because that was like he was fucking well on them, bro. But they said he'd ever throw it straight right the whole time. I think he hooked them. Was that a hooker? I think it was a hook. I think he just fucking hooked them. Yeah, he that was crazy. All my heroes fell dude. Yeah. Paul fell. Cobb or Tate fell. Cobb or Tate. I might have to step up into the manosphere. Wes Watson lost 80 pounds of muscle. I was telling you about that. I don't know if it's 80, but he lost a lot of muscle and fucking there's a guy who makes, there's a dude on YouTube on Wes Watson's ass, bro. His name is Johnny something. I figured his name, but he dude, he makes like real-time documentaries. He's like, he doesn't have any fucking muscle anymore. There's a little torporous. Just attacks him the whole time. But yeah, Wes Watson is even about muscles anymore. He doesn't even care. He's on the other shit. He's too busy. He's way too busy. Yeah. So, but yeah, the guy's on his ass right now. He's like, you're not even jacked anymore. All I saw was Cobb taking him with uppercuts. Yeah. Kind of just wild ass uppercuts. Yeah. I mean, it happens, bro. He's stepping in the ring, obviously. You know, who am I to even talk? Of course. I don't have any dust. I'm not the man in the arena, but my heroes have fallen. Now I don't have any idea what to say to girls. Fuck. I didn't think about that. Exactly. I got to hit with that guy who beat him up. I need to hear what he thinks about this. What do you think about how to approach women? I don't know. I'm waiting to hear. I probably throw a drink on him, spit on him. Come on, or. That's usually the message. I'm waiting instructions for my new sensei. We'll find a new sensei. Who's gonna be? Show me one guy in the atmosphere. He's still fucking standing strong. Milo Unapolis. True. Yeah, I guess he could, he could talk about what to say to girls. He's straight as hell. Yeah, he's straight as a fucking arrow. So, talk to, yeah, we talked to Milo about girls. I don't know. That'd be nice. He knows about girls. We're talking about. Dude, he's a YouTube celebrity. You don't think he gets a ton of girls? Relax. I don't know. Or maybe he could be Nicki Minaj, maybe my new hero. Ooh. That's a good hero. That's a good one. Dude, she's, I don't know. I believe her. I think she's been super right wing this whole time. I think, yeah, I mean, when Lil Wayne met Trump, she was probably, she's probably gone. Okay. Yeah. And again, she was a absolute, you know, she broke the story about her cousins, gigantic balls from the COVID vaccine. So, that would probably, yeah, that would red pillar. Because everyone was like, shut the fuck up, bitch. You can't go against the Vax badge. I know. She went against it. She was the only person. But I don't know. I don't know what that's all about though. I'm kind of curious. What? I don't know. I don't know if it's like a rebranding thing. I don't know if she's seeing it peeping the Candace bag. Candace's bag is up. Right. For sure. Nicki Minaj has this substantial bag. I probably still has the bag. Probably has the bag for sure, but dude, the Candace bag is crazy. Is it? Yeah, bro. I think she, I think her show is like enormous. I think. I could be wrong. Yeah. So, she is like one of the biggest shows. Like her podcast is like for real one of the biggest podcast. That makes sense. Yeah. I think since, uh, Charlie Kirk that like she's been talking about it a lot and it's blown up since then. She also has a couple of those episodes. Yeah, she adds a little, she's got her secret recipe. She has her secret ingredient. She's been having to her show right now. I was feeling like playing the juice with everything. That's just hot right now. It is hot. I mean, bro, you give me the word. We can take this show to the top. It is so fucking hot right now to be just go crazy, go dumb on the, on the J.E. W's. But no, I just want to do a comedy podcast. It, dude, I'm telling you, of course, the biggest pods, the biggest pods, every single one. It's crazy. I mean, we're just fucking leaving money on the goddamn table. We are. We got to get in there. We got to do our, we got to do independent research. True. I don't know. I'll just like stuff up to what? Like what? She says, she's number one, like, at the end of this year, she hit number one globally for downloads and views for like 3.6 million daily streams. People want to know. I looked up her net worth, though. It, well, I guess you can't really, I don't know. What do you mean? It is. Those things are wrong. You're probably right. You're probably right. Yeah, you're probably right. I don't know. And she was on Little Wayne's music label, too. So, yeah, you know, yeah, probably, I mean, yeah, money. Come on, bro. Yo, bro, how big? Let's, what are we talking about? True. I mean, I'm just going to say that, you know, that's what we're talking about. You know, that's what we're talking about. You know, that's what we're talking about. You know, that's what we're talking about. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. Yeah, GBP's, you know, also telling on ourselves, I was wrong. The airport is my bad. You weren't wrong. You weren't wrong. I wasn't wrong initially, but the amount of glee I was taking following this man and peep. I was peeping on him. I would have also followed him. I'd like to see what he's doing. There's nothing else to do with the airport. If you're watching a potential spaz, it's so nice. Because I see him online all the time. I rarely get to see him in person. He kept it to, I'll be, you know, I'll give him credit where it's due. He did keep it contained pretty well. Yeah. I saw one other good spaz. What do you disagree? I mean, when I bumped his back, he hit an out loud like, oh, I'm like, he hit it. That was what I pulled up to. I didn't even like, zero. Sure. But dude, if you're a fucking rumbling, if you're hitting audible grumbles, a sweaty dude comes and fucking knocks your shit over. Well, he had the biggest bags. It was his bag was crazy. They were like stacked up like, for real, for almost a tall. It was crazy. And it was just fucking nailed. Yeah. But, oh man, yeah, I just, you know, I didn't push the envelope any further, but I was trying to get as close as possible to him. You can't spaz like that. I mean, you really should. You can't grumble, dude. You can't grumble, dude. This was a grumble. You can't grumble, but you can't grumble. Do you have headphones on? No. Oh, so, all right. No, no. I know what you're saying. Yeah, he was like, you didn't realize how loud he was talking. This was a growl, dude. This is a head phoneless grumble. Head phoneless grumble, growl. That's fucking crazy. That's fucking crazy. It's so funny, dude. I literally, I'll just, that's such a joy in my heart. Yeah, I become like a, like a mass-quaring liberal in there. A very passive aggressive. Oh, that's nice. Oh, knocked over my back. Great. Thank you. I guess I'll pick it up then. Oh, I'll pick it up. No problem. 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It could be a hit news show. I think it could be fun. It could be a hit. Go through people's cell phones, project their algorithm onto a screen, and then see what the algorithm says about them. And you know, I'll show, we'll show our own algorithms too. Nice. Yeah. I just added Chicago Nashville, Charlotte, and Boston. So check those out. And then of course, the show at the link in Philadelphia, please go to that. Let's go. I swear it's gonna be good. So we sure. Thank you. Hello, sorry for the interruption. I also, this is Sean Gardini and I'll be in Atlanta. But sorry. Hello, sorry for the interruption. I just wanted to let you know I'll be in Atlanta. January 22 and 24, and we have the noctis, January 6th. And then the third Tuesday of January as well, please come. If you can't, thank you. I saw a guy riding his bike wearing a mask yesterday. Really? And it fucking pissed me off. I was like, this is on my constitution. I saw a guy riding a bike wearing a fucking M95. That's crazy. And I was like, I want to do, I want to do the yell. Unless he was trying to, I grumbled. You think you were trying to get his VO2 max up? No. That's crazy to work with. No. That's crazy to work. No, he definitely wasn't. The K95. It's crazy, man. They put up some wild signs around here in my park. What'd you get? They just keep posting these signs to take queer kids fight back. Whoa. They can fight up. Quirkids fight back? Yeah, and then it's a picture of a dog like biting someone. I guess queer kids are dogs and... What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? What's the message? Was there an event that kicked this off? I don't know. No, they keep popping up. The queer kids fight back. I'm out, I don't know about this. Yeah, man. The hold on a second. They make signs for Nate. They know. The buzz about to say we're tired of getting called Zesty. Where were we going to start biting people? The growling and bite people. Oh, OK. What is it? I don't know, honestly. Yeah, it's in my park. Quirkyd's fight back. Isn't that wild? Yeah. It just includes various forms of activism from grassroots organizing and protest, to legal challenges and working with supportive organizations. Well, how about say, Quirkyd's get political. You know what I mean? Quirkyd's are cool. There's also, there's a house by me that somebody spray-painted adulterous on the fence. And then a little further down, you see her full name is a slut. Spray-painted somewhere else. What? Some drama. A little drama amongst the Austin housewives. Yeah. Adaltress, real big, it's like, get out there and paint over that. True. You're there for fucking two weeks. Maybe she likes it. True. Might get her off. I stopped by. I had the old Wilson. Got right out of the fence, I go. Her there's an adulterous and he's far as a slut in here. So the sign out front. I'm here for the slut. Can I spray-paint your phone number right now? Call me slut. Yeah, that's pretty wild, dude. How far is it from here? I can walk there, so pretty close. Stick a gander at that between the episodes. I like to see this slut. Yeah. Just knock up and be like, you know you have a sparraging message on your thing. Dude, we were driving recently and someone had the, you know when the windshield gets dusty and people write, someone had just wrote the N word on this person's car. And so we're me and Brittany are driving back from the gym and Brittany pulls up and is like, hey. That's funny until then. Sorry. Well, it's two Mexican ladies in the car. Because I was like, I want to see whose car this is and then we pull up and- You didn't even know what to say. I just want to see like, what do we work with here? Just two Mexican ladies just sitting there and Brittany like, try to tell them, you have the N and then they're like, no, NDNAs and then she like, Google translated to them, they want, oh, I'm just kind of scared of driving. They didn't give a fuck. So, you guys want to tell them? Yeah, go ahead and knock yourself out. I think that's the reasonable thing to tell someone. Yeah, you have the N word on it. Yeah, yeah. You should get a car wash. Yeah, really? We're just wipe it. Yeah. Someone pranked them. They got punked. It's classic, prank. It happened to my parents like right after we moved here. That was like the first thing my mom told me is like, cause they're old, they don't be taking their car out all the time, but it's like somebody got them with it. On the block too. Oh, no. In redding? Yeah. I don't know. It's probably a Puerto Rican person knowing it. Like just- Damn. Or one of you guys not taking you guys- No offense. I'm not trying to claim innocence without knowing anything. Seems like it wasn't us. In redding? Yeah, y'all in there. Y'all in red. I've never even been to redding personally. There's like 12 white people. It's about- Y'all like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How big, how big are we talking on the back windshield? That's fucking crazy. I didn't get my mom to give me the details. She waited for a while before she even told me apparently. Really? Yeah, she was like, yeah, we guys all are- It was all done and said and done when I heard about it. Yeah, but- Rough start to die. Yeah, yeah. It's not a big deal. That's what's nasty about it. Yeah, that's crazy. Hard art? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's the way how they did- Right. It was the same way, like in the 30 car. Hit a dirty part of the car. They're old. No, I'm not mad that they're a dirty car. Oh, I thought you made the face like more upset about the slower against your parents. No, I thought he would just be a fucking car. No, I wasn't like, oh, you got a dirty car. I don't know, yeah, or something's gonna happen. It's my bad, my bad. Don't fuck, dude. What, man? I like to joke around. You think I'm actually racist? No. But, come on, man. It's kind of funny. You're a car? Oh, man. Did you just be out with your dad? Did someone tag you up? Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Because also that's like, you really gotta, you can't just wipe it with your hand. Your fucking hands get all dirty and shit. So then you gotta like just drive with that on there. Toot. I don't know. And then you gotta go get a paper towel or a towel. True, I guess, yeah, you're right. I didn't think about a paper towel. I'd have to, you'd have to drive, man. You'd have to drive. But you have to go to the gas station thing and dunk that thing, that'd be one second you'd go. This is squeegee. Yeah. Maybe I should have just keep this on the back of my car. It's my car. I wouldn't do it. It's a free country. It's a free country. I do whatever I want. But yeah. I can do anything. No, you don't have to wipe that off stat. Feel bad for the adulterous lady. Why? I just feel bad. The whole situation. Yeah, I mean, dude, that's, look dude. It gets, it gets, that's what happens. That's the drama and the fucking burbs, dude. Get the ladies, they do a lot of yoga. They get a little warning. You know, they're married to an engineer. What would it be like to have sex with an architect? Switch it up. Same thing. Oops. Now you're busted. Yeah. Oops. Now you're busted. An architect is kind of a gay engineer. You can't even get hard for me. Now I have a slut on my fence. Sutter on your fence. Not great. Yeah, I lady and tramp the soft noodle. Now I have a slut on my fence. Slurp the noodle. Slurp it. It is funny to be like a 45 year old lady and cheat on your 45 year old husband with a 45 year old man. It's like, bro, she's a vibrator. Like what do you think? Yeah. What do you think is other 45 year old man's about the duty? It's not a lot. It's probably so swathe. The bar is probably like, oh man, you and me could do something special. Dude, the guy's phone, I was peeping. He was a bit of an elder statesman. I said, man, I know you guys are gonna all freaky like that. No freaky diggy. I'm over here getting GBPs. I should have told one of them to the lady next to me. It's all the sort of. Texting about fucking people. I think he was, might have been texting us to her just. Not gonna say anything more, but, you know. Is it true that Nate was taking a nap and then the male stories came over and woke him up and he tried to kiss him when he woke up? They met straight out of his sleep. It's every time. Yeah, he tapped on his shoulder. I remember my jacket over time. I remember my shoulder, Nate went. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry, daddy. That's all right. You don't have to keep the dick going. You can defend yourself. You did try to kiss a guy on the plane, but that's it. Can't believe you bumped into the cowboy. No. No. Dude, it was, I mean, it was just so early in the morning it was just man, amazing. Oh, I had a good night last night. What'd you do? Me and the O'Conn man got on Hell at Los for a while. Oh, it's awesome. We had a little tank crew and O'Connor was the driver. I was the gunner. We had a good time. We were doing well and then I realized his driving was a little erratic. I was just waiting. I'm like, there's no way this lasted for more than a minute. I realized his driving was erratic. And then I was like, dude, are you fucking drunk? He was drunk, dude. He was hammered. I was like, you're getting us killed, dude. You were getting father's fond of it. I was like, no. Now he was like, yeah. No, I go, dude, are you fucking drunk? He was, no. I get, did you drink today? He goes, yeah. That was on a flight. I had a couple drinks. I was like, you're fucking waste to do. We're getting killed out here. It's so funny to be on a tank. He's like, whoa, what the hell? Yeah, his driving was a little erratic. And then I'd be like, oh, stop, stop. Because I'm trying to aim the fucking thing. There'd be another tank. I'd be like, dude, fucking stop the tank. He'd be trying to couldn't get a shot. I was like, I can't get a fucking shot. Chris. On the headset on, I was sitting right here. It was fucking great. That's so funny. We probably played for like three or four hours. It was awesome. That is amazing. Yeah. Tank crew's nice, too. Tank crew's very fun. How'd you guys do overall? We had some really good games and then some, towards the end, the last game was fucking terrible. Pizza pride came for O'Connor. He could've fucking... I will say Chipotle came from me at one point. There was a couple times the mic off. I was fucking grov'd. He'd be like, fuck tank, I'm like, oh shit. It's good, that. True. That sounds fucking really fun, though. Yeah, it was awesome. That's awesome. Very nice. We also, we'd finally have to clear the record for Amy's ice cream. Oh, yeah. Amy's ice cream does rule. Sorry, we made fun of the ice cream cake. It was just a simple mistake. They sent us a tiny... Told you I took some bites of that. It was fucking delicious. Yep. Yeah, that was funny to get the report. I got the report a day later because I got to show you. Actually, I liked the cake. The cake was so good. So, I was... So, delicious cake. It was... I had a telephone and I was trying to throw it out. I was like, well, I'm not just gonna waste it. I'll take a bite. So, the mom talking to somebody. I was like... Oh, yeah, man, for sure. I'm gonna go to nobody here. I'm just gonna say, like, half that fucking thing in 20 seconds. Standing eating ice cream cake on the phone with Tony Eio. It was with G unit. I was on the phone with him. It was your birthday, too. And it was my B day. It was your fucking B day. Tony called me on my B day. It was not. It was so nice. Yeah. It's a hello, Mr. Eio. Yeah, that's... I didn't want to explain it. It's pretty awesome. I felt bad. We just smacked a namey's ice cream cake. That was all you. I can't believe I followed through with your nasty plan. I should have... I feel so guilty about slapping. No, that was such a funny thing to just smack your birthday cake out of Sean's head. It is funny, but, you know... It was hilarious. That's what keeps me up at night. Fuck, man. Just not being an asshole for fucking 10 seconds. Your friends hate you. Then I get a text that says, it's Tony Eio, G-G-G-G-Unit. I got this. That's how he texts? Yes. This is fucking awesome. You know, that's so funny. Yeah, I was pretty excited about that. I need to see G-Unit come back. Fifth star has re-risoned. Yeah. Another great black moment. Oh, yeah, true. That's true. Maybe not as 50, little Wayne. What the fuck? Think Kodak Black? Kodak Black for sure. Yeah. That's his aunt. This is Gemnight twin. Yeah, exactly. He loves it. There's a good group. There's a black republicans might rule. Obviously, the only way we gotta get Jay-Z, he's the ultimate damn though. He is, bro. Jay-Z is so much of them. He morphed into a damn. Yeah, he's like an Anderson Cooper damn. He's like, be com-a-dam. He's... Yeah. He's damn here. Yeah, he got the Baskiat in there. Yeah. I'll be... Yeah, well, I don't wanna trash someone's art, but I just... I don't like that crap. Baskiat? Not a fan. I don't really know much about it. It's like Pop Art. I don't like Pop Art, I should say. I shouldn't fairly attack Baskiat. I don't like Pop Art or whatever. Fuck, I don't even know I'm talking about that. Like, very modern looking art. Like Warhol? Like, Andy Warhol's fit. Yeah, I'm not a... It's like... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I did, I'm like a beautiful... I have heard though that those guys that do that stuff can usually technically... Like our... The other stuff. Perfect technical painters, they just get bored and do that stuff. They feel like alt comics. Yeah. Like we could do comic, but I'm just kinda kind of trash the form. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. I'm just here to trash the whole thing. I don't know if those guys could technically. Of course they can. But I've heard, because I was like talking to someone, I was talking to my friend Ray about that, and I was like, dude, like... How do people not recognize? It's like there's a beautiful landscape painting, and you have this, and you're like, oh, they can do that. They just choose to do something else. I like that. But it's like, why don't you... That's what I'm saying, man. Give me some glue, yeah, bro. I love that. But I don't know. I'm not gonna sit here and just be a fucking Debbie Downer about anything. Try to watch a documentary on the Spanish Civil War. I still don't understand it. What have read so many books about it, I've done the research. I can't figure it out. Was it North and South? Still or East and West? A little North and South. It was kind of the whole country. Just random parts, but... Everages Beefen? Yeah. What year was this? Late 20s, early 30s? Oh shit, this is like 90s. It was like, they were testing out World War II in there. The Germans were given the fascists, some weapons and shit. Everybody was kind of trying it. Russia was helping the commies. Yeah. So you're the fascists for the Commies? A little bit, yeah. But then that's where it gets fucked up, because then there's like a bunch of different factions. Like anarchists, communists, we're kind of on the same team. Fascists. All the political parties just attacked each other basically. Yeah. Fuck. That sucks. Well, it was occasionally they'd turn on each other. What? I don't know what the fuck happened. I think there was a spaz. I still don't know what happened. It was a Spanish spaz. It was a nationwide spaz. There was a full spaz for you. I don't know. I still don't know what happened. That's crazy. I'm like vaguely familiar with it. I didn't really know that in a big civil war. But they're just massacring each other all the time. Yeah. It was pretty vicious. In the village, you'd be like, yo, that guy's a fucking fascist. What? Let's go fucking rip his head off. Damn. Yeah. What the hell do you think that was about? When was TV invented? After. So after the 20s? I don't know. I don't know. You think they saw a couple of John Wayne flicks and were like, fuck. No, John Wayne. It was later. But it was close. Yeah. Yeah. 20s is way early. TV, they might have like real early TVs, but not in Spain, bro. No, they have, right. That was also like, they had radio, so. So that was Big Band was a soundtrack. It was a swing. Yeah. The Rorn 20s and then Spain, they were going, oh man. That stinks. Yeah, that's, I don't know. It's weird to, this is a jump, but did I talk about that Ukraine video? The doc I watched. No. Pro. It's fucking terrible. What it, like just what about? It's called 2000 meters to, I forget the name of the town, to PBS, PBS doc. Yeah. They just follow these Ukrainian fighters and it's all like body camp shit. Like you see them all fighting. It's been then it was last year. Oh, really? Yeah, I mean, it was like, it was just warfooter watching it and you're like, damn, I was at a no-name game during this. Oh, what are these? What the fuck? I guess it's not enough. Is it pretty brutal? Yeah, it's really brutal. Jesus. I mean, very early on in the documentary, a guy gets shot. You hear him screaming, his boys just drag him into a fucking trench. Oh. And they're like, we got to get out of here and he's like, dude, just leave me. Like, don't fucking blow yourself up, dude. You promise? He's like, yeah. And they're like, we'll come back. He's like, don't come back. And then you see his body camp footage from the trench he's laying in. Damn. He's like looking up at the shitty sky. Oh. Yeah, it's really terrible. He blows himself up. I don't know if he did. Oh, he just chilled. He was kind of talking shit like he was about to. Which he did get shot through the arms and legs. So he was, yeah. It's either that or you wait for a fucking drone or they come over and stab him some shit. Oh, yeah. It's a really terrible love. Obviously. You know, like you kind of died down. The usual pals on stuff took over on that front. You don't hear it now. Like you're still hearing about it. I guess they're, you know, going to be talking about peace. Be nice little peace for Christmas. That'd be nice. That'd be nice little peace for Christmas. Yeah, give it a watch. What's it called? And Driftka. It's a tough one. Dude, I, yeah, I don't know. I did that. Rugged stuff. It's crazy. Like the battlefield's fucking crazy. It's like two sides of it are fields that are covered in mines. So you can't go through it. And then there's this little stretch of forest. That's just a straight line to the town. It's 2,000 meters. So they're on one side. They're on the other side. Yeah. You just got to keep setting guys through this forest. But they always do like five on five. It's very weird. You never see like a major battle there. It's always like 10 guys and it looks like a painful. Yeah, that's crazy. It's weird. Yeah. Because I know that was a big worry from Russia. There's like open plains that you can easily go from Ukraine right to like one of their capital cities. That's like their weak point as a country. So they got that just loaded with mines now. So it's like kind of takes care of that problem. Yeah, and it's all cratered out. It looks like World War I. It's fucking weird. It's weird that it's just going on right now. That's what I've said it before. It's like I know that's a fucking eighth graders brain. No. It's crazy. Wars are happening. There is as technology increases, it doesn't become kind of embarrassing where it's like, well, you can just all blow it ourselves up. Like we can just, you know, it's like this is kind of crazy. We're still murdering each other to be like these five miles or ours. It's like, it's split it or something. I don't know. Fucking split it. Have. Don't fucking shoot each other. You psycho's. It just, it just seems like an insane way. It's the way we handle it. It's literally is the highest court in the land. Yeah. So like, you know, you go through everything and nothing works. It's like, I'm fucking shooting this guy. They're talking about some shit with Venezuela right now. And I think they're supposed to make an announcement today. I don't know why they're beefing with Venezuela right now. Oil. Just talk about oil. Chicken bitch. Trill. It's got me to Earl's. They better not. Better not what? They better not fucking. Attack goes on with the fucking Venezuela. Is that even like a... Yeah, it's not. It's not. It's not fucking Venezuela. Is that even like a... Yeah, it's called gunboat democracy or gunboat, uh, fuck. We just park a bunch of shit outside of a country's. We pull up on the coast and go, let's, let's talk. Yeah, yeah. Let's negotiate. Oh, those. Fuck it. Don't worry about those. Yeah, those are our... Yeah, hopefully this goes well. I mean, was that even a like remotely fair fight US versus Venezuela? It would be shitty for us. Yeah. It'd be like Vietnam. It's in the jungle and there's always fucking. Yeah, I forgot. Yeah, we have Vietnam was bad. You could get bogged down there very easily. That's also crazy, dude. We'd be like, let's repeat Vietnam. I'd like for somebody to give me like a case why we should start aggressing Venezuela. Is it the fucking will or are they saying they're like a communist country or saying a communist and... Bro. They're... Who gives a fuck about the drugs? That's kind of an excuse, I think. Yeah, brought it out here. I think they're Maduro. That's his name right, Maduro. I think he's starting to deal with Russia and China instead of us. We're trying to maintain our sphere of influence over it. He's on that bricks, he's on that bricks thing. He's talking some shit, dude. I told you before, we should join bricks as America. Like we're in bricks too. Now you guys are with us. Yeah, it's collapsed. Don't mass. Well, don't mass. Now you're part of my coalition. Trick, yeah. Yeah, we're... Now we're bricks. And then they leave bricks. And then they leave bricks and go back to the dollar. I knew you had bricks. Yeah. They're bricks sucked. Do you guys need bricks sucked? Yeah, that's... I mean, I don't know. I just wish. It's just, it does become embarrassing at a point to be like, you have a bunch of guys shooting each other in the face. So like, dude, you're just not allowed to do that. Like, don't make any exception to be like, well, you can settle that. But then someone shoots you in the face, you know, fucking shoot him in the face. Yeah, fucking shoot him. What the fuck is that? I know. Well, whatever. We're... Jason? We're like, commandeering oil tankers. Why? He's pulling them over? We're going, these are ours. We're just stealing their fucking oil tankers, bro. We're going, you know, to do that. Maybe they're like, yeah, I guess they're going to say they're probably like, maybe using them to smuggle stuff. No, it's... Just funny. No, they're just smuggling with oil tankers. It's fully just us stealing their oil. The hell? Is there like a Trump in the Secretary of War speech tonight? No, it's happening right now. Yeah. I guess oil too is like so... Hopefully, that's nothing. Yeah. That'd be nice for a soft, but it's like if you can... Because oil is like the one commodity you really can start like blown people up over. You don't really usually don't fight people over like bananas and shit. So I think there is that one. I know there was... Yeah, I knew there was that one. Yeah, fuck, what was that called? It was like a horrible thing that government did that had just... It was like the banana company or whatever. Yeah. So the dullest is we're helping the... Fuck, what is it called? The Fruit Company? It was like... But there's banana republics. That's what that's about. Yeah. Like they would try to like nationalize their own... Yeah, that's what you know how to fruit co. They would try to nationalize their own shit and we'd be like, no, that's always... Yeah, we need a routine change. You're bananas or are we gonna go? All right, put in this fucking insane guy... Who promised us to give us the bananas. That's so crazy. Yeah, it's crazy. It's gonna be the big banana boss. There was some big banana bosses. These are donkey co. Donkey co. Yeah, we even saw Donkey Kong as their dictator. He went, uh-uh-uh! Yeah, get him a donkey, get him decay. It's gonna be the president of a banana company. It's gonna be like the dumbest... Every way, the dumbest... Think of the dumbest product you can think of. That's what was like sugar. That's crazy. We're like, bro, we need to kill a million people for this fucking sugar. Bro, imagine the... Imagine the... Imagine getting a tanker of already freckled bananas. And you're the banana boss. You go, someone's got to pay for this. Someone's got to pay. We need to have bananas. Two days to sell these dinners. Call the papers like, do some articles about banana bread. All right? We're gonna use bright bananas for banana bread. The bread dough. We're gonna kill this guy. Yeah, that was like the foundation of the CIA. Yeah, I remember that. You tell those brothers, they were lawyers in New York. They're corporate lawyers who works for the United Fruit Company. And then they were like... I guess still boys with them. So they're like, we're gonna found the CIA. And then like, bro, you got problems? Oh, yeah. Now we can fucking do shit about it. Get some bananas flying. We'll get the bananas going. Well, huck, freaking yeah. Whatever. I could be wrong about all that. No, I think you're right. I remember, as I said that, I was like, oh, yeah, I remember hearing something like a United Fruit Co thing. Well, that's a good episode. Yes. One hour. Merry Christmas, everybody. 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