"Motherf*cker, You're About To Die" (w/ Jennifer Lawrence)

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Give top. Chris Jenner, Amy Poehler and Mean Girls Vibes. I can't believe. OK, sorry, I just wanted the ding dong. Las Culturistas. That's good. I'm good. Good social. Good social. So background on the guest. So come with us back to the Gotham Awards. Twenty twenty two. We're sitting there at our tables. We're being honored, as it were, for the ensemble award. And thank you, Gotham's, even retroactively for Fire Island. And we're sitting there and we had heard rumors and rumblings that someone who had walked up to present best picture at the Gotham's was a reader. And we were like, OK, do we how do we go about this? Because Jennifer Lawrence being a reader feels like too much. But I was like, we should just try to figure out. So Bowen goes, I'm in it when she walks by. I'm just going to say I love your coat. I don't remember this strategy and you was a great coat. And so you go, OK, I'm just going to she's going to walk by. I'm just going to say I like her coat. And if she's like, oh, thanks, then we'll know that she's not a reader. Whatever. So you said I love your coat. She goes, oh, I'm a reader. Confirmed reader. And then I'm a Katie. I'm a Katie. That's what I was going to say. I said I'm a Katie because that had been the latest one. The latest one. I was the new one. Also, I thought you genuinely liked the coat. Of course we liked the coat. By the way, anyway, this is the first time hearing. No, I know. By the way, welcome to this fucking show, Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer Lawrence. Let's go. It's been a long time coming. I'm just going to black out. Are you guys talking to me? I feel like we should have cocktails. We should have a huge bottle of boo. I was going to bring champagne, but now I'm like quitting the vape. And I do you have it? No, I snap and they come in. I actually met a woman at a party who was French and she was like, when I got pregnant, they told me not to stop smoking because it would be too stressful. Wait a minute. What was last time you were like for you? You were you were doing it at all? No, I wasn't doing it. I was just trying to like roll around. Yeah, trying to get from A to B. Right. What's the horniest part of a pregnancy? Probably second trimester. Second try. But I'm like married. I'm not like horny. I'm like married. I'm not like horny. That's actually real culture number eight. I'm like married. I'm not like horny. Kind of what your movie Die My Love is about. Kind of being horny. They're so horny in the beginning. I was a really horny beginning of the film. Yeah. This is the movie is fucking nuts. Thank you. Yeah, it's crazy. I'm nervous about the people that are going to think it's like twilight, like fanfic and that for those people, I just want to be like walk, don't run. Right. Yeah, like take your time. It's poetry. Yeah, yeah. But thank you. I'm sure we're the million people to tell you this. It's giving cast of eddies. It's giving women. Oh, thank you. That is that is the only thing I want to hear. It's giving cast of eddies is sort of like music to the ears for any project. Imagine they said that to us about Fire Island or our Ensemblature. It's giving cast of eddies. Oh, they weren't saying that. You watched the wrong movie. You don't know what cast of eddies is. You don't know what cast of eddies is, honey. Damn. No, I just like I feel like because a couple of years ago, one of our favorite movies was No Hard Feelings. And just to think that you're at this place now where like you can do No Hard Feelings, but you can also do Die My Love. I feel like there was a little bit of a period where it was like you were doing your superhero, Gish, and then it was like Oscar movie, what they were wanting you to do. It feels like now you're picking the stuff you really want to do. Thank you. Don't you? Is that true? The Gish. The Gish. Yeah, Boots. Like. Boots. Down Boots. I just I got overwhelmed when you said No Hard Feelings. I'm so upset I didn't get Botox before that. I got Botox. What are you trying to do? I learned about Botox after and I just. They invented it after. I just they invented it after I did No Hard Feelings. All you could see when you were seeing it was the fact that you didn't have a bow. It's like, oh my God. Like what? Like who do you think you are? Nilly Torwood. No, don't get. No, we're not correcting the name. It's Nilly Torwood. She's actually coming in right after you. She's going to be really incredible. I miss you so much. I wonder if she fucks. Or if she's not marrying. I know it depends. Probably not. Definitely not. How close are we to it? To Tilly Norwood. To Nilly Torwood. To Tilly Norwood fucking on screen. Who's going to be the actor that does the first movie with Tilly Norwood? That's what I want to know. The first human actor. I'm going to say one of one of the Eastwoods. One of the Eastwoods. One of the real Eastwoods. Oh, a junior Eastwood? Or Oh, Clint's dad. Is he? No Clint's not dead, honey. No Clint's not dead. We're keeping all of this. We've broken the news of people's death before. We broke the news. And then someone really died. We thought. Who was it? Oh my God. Who do we break the news? We fully announced the death of someone and it was wrong. And then they really died. You killed them. We killed. You could put it on to that. How did you get to the place mentally to be like, we are announcing this death when it wasn't confirmed? You know what the podcast used to be. Yeah. Well, no. The Wild West. But I've also like literally done that. So I don't even know how I could be like, where were you mentally? I did the opposite. I had, I thought I was meeting Elizabeth Taylor. After Elizabeth Taylor had passed away. Explain this. There was an old woman at a party that was just like, I think you're a really great actress. And I was like, Liz? And I was just like, this is Elizabeth Taylor to her. And then I introduced her to my friend. It was like, this is Elizabeth Taylor. And my friend was like, no, it's not. Elizabeth Taylor is no longer with us. Did we find out who it was? She was like. Just an old gal. She was just an old woman. And she ended up writing like to my agent was like, because I told the story on Fallon. And she was like, I remember this. And I think that's me. I'm that I'm the woman. I'm the Elizabeth Taylor. Was me. Was me. Wow. Anyway, it was very cast of eddies. It was very cast of eddies. You're probably like Bowen though, where the people that's that star strike you the most are the housewives. Oh yeah. Or are you good with that? No, no, no. I mean, I would be, I would be absolutely shocked. Are you guys watching Salt Lake right now? Yeah. Oh my God. Salt Lake is I believe. Lea to Barlow. Yeah. That's cast of eddies. That's cast of eddies. I won't get threads. That's good to know. I think it looks good. OK. You know who's literally doing cast of eddies is Bronwyn. Every every Bronwyn like scene feels like cast of eddies. Oh my God. Well, let's talk about it all. Why can't he just like pretend to be nice to her just while they're filming? It seems like it was just like a 20 minute interaction. I think on principle, it's that he hates the filming of it all. He doesn't like to throw in a TV show. Oh, I think it's because he's like, you owe me money. And so I can treat you however I want. No. What I'm getting from it is that it's like he thinks this character he's playing on camera works. I think he thinks I'm begging my life. Reunion. Right. And I don't think he gets it because he shows up. Have you noticed he shows up with her to like all the press that they do. Like apparently there was a thing where they were like scooping ice cream last year and he was there. He's just like there with her at everything. So it's not like this thing where she's dragging her husband to on camera. Yeah. He's participating. I think he thinks the way he's coming across is just different than he is. OK. I think he thinks cute. OK, I hear you. I think that he does not have control over his hatred and animosity for her. Oh, my God, I hate that. I know. And she's so pretty. When I read, did you guys read All Force? No. It's not for you. It's whatever. I liked it, but that's just anybody who's read it. That's who I pictured as the main character. And went and went. I don't even know why I need to like say that. I don't. I'm just going to stop. Just stop. I believe that she is having a better season because I think that she's giving less fucks. And also I think the Christian Seriano of it all is huge for her. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. She doesn't really need to give that many fucks. She's like she's fine. She's not like Brittany. She's in front of me at the sack. I mean, that's what she confronted me. She was she was she was in front of me. Because I've spoken ill of her on this podcast. Oh, wow. She got one of that. Is that why you're being so demure? No, I'm going to get one me over. I'm going to get special anxiety after this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. They are professionals. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like they hear people talk to you about them all day long. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you don't develop like actresses, actresses. Yeah. And then she she came up to me at the party. She was like, hi, Bowen. I hear you're not a fan. And I was like, Bronwyn Bronwyn. Yes, it's true, but I'm really happy to meet you right now. And of course, I love everything you do. I would not be talking about you if I didn't feel something strongly about you. Wow, you are really classy. I would have fainted. And then she and we worked it out in the remix and it's all good. And now and I did DM her when after that harrowing scene with her mother. Oh, that was so rough. I was just like, oh, I was like, hey, just reaching out. I've dealt with dementia in my family. It's it's really difficult. And thank you for being so vulnerable on the show about it. And just just reaching out saying, hey, we love you. Wow. But like that's all the way class all the way. No, but she initiate, you know, I had something like that with La La. Vanderpump, because I called her a C and T. That was crazy. Wait, you should be allowed to be famous before you're like 30 or like, you know, that's the whole quote for this, by the way. You shouldn't be allowed to be famous before you're 30, which we agree with you. Yeah. Although that is implying that I'm like, no, I'm ready. Put me in. Yeah. Start off again. Wait, you would play La La. Absolutely. You would play La La. I was saying to me about Robin Williams and I said Robin Wright Penn and Robin Misconception. They occupy you the same thing. They get the 90s. Yeah. You know, amazing children. Robin Wright Penn, the girlfriend. Yeah, he started watching the girlfriend. He's obsessed. I'm liking it. The show. It's with Olivia Cook and Robin Wright Penn. Oh, I haven't seen it. Yeah. What would you describe it? It's kind of like a fun, psychological thriller, but it's told from their points of view. It's very Rashomon meets, you know, country women. And Robin Wright directed the Robin Wright, Robin Wright, she dropped the pen. That makes sense. She directed some episodes of House of Cards. Yes, that's right. Yeah. House of Salt Lake, other thoughts about Salt Lake? Other thoughts about Salt Lake. I don't know. I think Lisa's just she's really bothering me. She's just so unhinged because I get that Angie is like doing the same thing. But for some reason, Angie doing it just feels like. I don't know, like a kid doing something where it's like Lisa Barlow is like so. I don't know. I mean, this is insulting to both of them. I'm more on the Angie side. I don't know why she just seems nicer. There's an innocence to both of the religious stuff really freaks me. I mean, that's why Mormon wives was so just to watch all the loopholes is so funny. Like we can't drink coffee, but we put it up our butts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that's how God would have liked it. What's it? It's like soaking. Soaking. Yeah. Or or yeah, no, that's it. But it's not they weren't butt chugging. They were just soaking. Um, no, they were they were butt chugging. Not alcohol. Not they were but they were not soaking. They were butt chugging the coffee. Yes, like a coffee. Anamapy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So insane. So what is it? They all soaked and in butt. They did it in the butt. They did it in the butt. So well, then there's a thing. Is it is it is it is soaking when you put your dick in someone and lay on the bed and someone jumps on the bed? Yeah. Heather guy, I think explain this. Yeah, it was also in jury duty. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Wait, who was soaking in jury duty? Marston. Marston was the jumper was the jumper. Yeah. I don't remember that. Oh, I do. I mean, nomination for Marston for bouncing. I was like, mm-hmm. Did you watch Miami? No, I don't know why. But I do watch Orange County. Yeah. And I feel like I'm the only one that I that watches Orange County. But it's like my favorite. I know, but I love it. There's just like lawsuits galore. Right. Were you team Katie Janella? No. No, it's hard to be on team Katie. I'm sorry, Katie, if you're listening to this. Being like team Alexis. Like, no. No, no. Katie seemed so sane. She kept lying. But she did keep lying and she did throw up before the lie detector test, which doesn't scream, I think I'm going to tell the truth. Or I have a good relationship with the truth. Yeah. You know what I mean? Exactly. There seems to be a lot of fear behind the truth. If you're vomiting beforehand. You did one of those vanity first. You were like one of the first ones to do it. Yeah. And is that like a real? Well, no. OK. But I found out like after. Yeah. Or maybe right before. I don't know. I found out at some point that it was fake. I do think it's a fun social bit. Fun. Oh, yeah, I like it. I want Rob and I think we're going to do it. That's like then the only feedback I've given on this press store. I'm like, can we do that? Check the case first. And can I go in there and go through with that? Check, check, check. Check, check. What is your relationship with Rob? How long had you guys known each other before this? What is your relationship with the truth? With the truth. With the truth. It makes me vomit. I didn't really know Rob. And then I mean, but you can kind of tell how people's personalities are exactly what you would imagine. He's like a folksy, like a British guy. And just like sweet and not dramatic and just like really laid back. And then we did like dance lessons together, which I guess was like team building exercises. Wait, what do you guys dance to the movie? Yeah, yeah. We did do a dance. It got cut out, but we did do a choreographed dance. But I think it was I think in the end, it helped being more helpful just for like, I don't know, the choreography of like sex scenes. Of course. Yeah. And like fighting the scenes and things like that. I don't know. Did you do it in domestic coordinator? We did not have one. Or maybe we did, but we didn't really. I would have, I felt really safe with him. He's like not pervy and very in love with Suki. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so we mostly like we're talking about like our kids and our relationships. So there wasn't any like weird like, does he think I like him? Right, right, right. If there was a little bit of that, I would probably have an intimacy coordinator. Like, because a lot of male actors like get offended. If you don't like actually want to fuck them. Yeah. And then the punishment starts, but he was not like that. Or the record is not like that. Yeah. I've just heard of this. I've never experienced it. You know who I'm loving just this sounds so fucking stupid. But you know who I'm really loving seeing again on my screens is Ms. Spacak. I know that one of my favorite scenes in it is you guys. Well, this is a spoiler, but like you you're in the house and you come upon each other. It's just like once that relationship starts unraveling. And then there's the last time you guys interact where she like see release kind of sees you. Yeah. She's just feels like an energetic match there between you and she like did so much of that. Like it wasn't in the script. She just is such a loving maternal and like wise woman. And she was so like I was pregnant when we were shooting. And so she was just like, do you need to sit down? Do you need water? Like, what are we going to name the baby? And was so that it just kind of like came out that way. I've also been looking for vintage Sissy Spacak T's because I think I should wear them on this press. Oh, really? Yes. Right. You can come and find one. OK, thanks. Are you a big, big vintage shopper? Yeah, I like to hop around. I feel like you'd be really good. I'm getting the vibe from you that you'd be good in the thrift. Oh my God. Thank you. I would get overwhelmed on a store. I'm better online stores. I get my mom used to bring me to TJ Maxx and I would faint because you would love everything. You were so overwhelmed. It's like Disney World. It's like, I'm happy. Mama. All these deals. No, we love. All the pillows. I fucking love TJ Maxx. It's true. There's a lot of good stuff there. OK, it's called TK Maxx, which I want to really want to be on that meeting where they decided to change the letter. It was a huge fucking deal for them. You know what I mean? Yeah, really? She should do a skit about that. Yeah. Do a skit. Do ever does everybody say that to you? Like how people are like, oh my God, I have a movie idea for you. Right. Yeah. But it's also what we've, you know, we've been out to dinner with her friend Suti, who used to be right on the show, and she does a thing where she was one guy who was persistent one time. We were the waiter. The waiter was persistent once. And then she just she shut it down. And I think in a very good way where she was like, let me just tell you, even if we did take your idea, it would be a huge legal problem. Yeah. And then that just you could see us. And then and then he was like, OK. And but it was like a thing of like, it's just don't even don't even I don't get the impulse to want to do that. But that's just like a lack of that's like a lack of insecurity. I'll never understand. Right. Right. When someone walks over shame, just like the fact that you're standing and other people are sitting and you're like, I want to tell you my creative idea. People I don't know. I wish I didn't resonate with what those people are going through. But I met Mark Ronson and saying in the song. You thought I wrote a song. I was like, I wrote this song once about street sweeping. It's like street sweepers, we have milk on my feet now. We need to mark. No, I know. And I don't know what I was expecting, but he was just like, nice to meet you. And I was like, OK, I'll give it to somebody else. Just to get out of this one, go on platinum in seconds. The Jennifer Lawrence Penn song, sweet street sweeper. Yeah. Wait, do you how much of this is written out? I don't want to. What if you guys sue me? Wow. Really good point. What if Mark sues us? I would love that. I would love to get into a legal battle with Mark Ronson. Yeah, me too. I love celebrity mad libs like that. When you find people when you find out people like have a beef, you're like, how did they meet? How do they meet? If the three of us were on the same side of a lawsuit, I think we'd do very well. Oh, yeah. Well, we all have different strengths, although I think you would probably be team leader. No, it's this guy. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the guy that's me. No, no, no, it's you're the lawyer. I think he's the doctor and I'm the lawyer. OK. Yeah. So if anyone gets hurt, I will help on the case. Well, years ago, they kind of floated to us. Do you want to do the amazing race? And I did think that we would have been OK at that because Bowen has an incredible sense of direction and he walks very fast. Yeah, legs are very strong. Yeah. And he also speaks three languages and I will eat anything. And you can throw me out of a plane. You know what I mean? I'm very spry and fast. I can get through a space. I don't think you'd eat anything because you had trouble holding a baby alligator a day ago. He's in your mouth or in your hands? In our hands. So we just got back from a New Orleans bachelor party. It was Joe Kimboost's bachelor party. We shot guns. I did get a little hurt. Oh, wow, you got shot. This is the first time I've been shot. And you're like, I'm cold. We shot guns and saw Gators. You killed a Gator. No, we didn't kill him. Oh, OK. But we could because we learned. OK. But we he there was a point where the Gator guy was like, you want to hold the Gator. And I was like kind of hanging back and being last because like I don't know if I don't want to. I don't see your connection of how that means you wouldn't eat like. Like he just wouldn't hold it in his hands. But here's the thing, if there was a hundred thousand dollar prize or whoever might be the fuck dollars it is, you would just put it in your hands. In my hands in my mouth. OK, I don't know why I'm separating hands. No, no, no, that's a valid question. Or more similar. I'm just saying like when I'm thinking, if you're squeamish, you're squeamish. You know what I mean? OK, I know what you mean. Maybe. Yeah. If you're here's what I'll say. If you put the like competitive angle into something, I can do incredible things. Yes, I don't. I'm not squeamish with my hands. I'm sorry to continue to separate it. I'm not. But I am squeamish with my mouth and I was a mom friend. I was at school. I don't want to talk about kids because it's just so gross. But but I was at school and I was meeting one of my mom's friends, like boy friends. And so I was like, hi, I'm Jen. Nice to meet you. And in the corner of my eye, I saw a worm. No. That it was like morning time and it had just, I think it was on the sidewalk. And I was like, oh, you're not supposed to be here. And I just swatted down and tried to pick it up. But then it started going crazy. And I was like, oh, oh, I'm like squatted down. And then I finally grabbed it. And I was like, bye. Nice to meet you. Well, it was just squirming in my hand. And I was just like, what a weird first impression. Yeah, I waited at least for him to go away. No, but you needed to do something about the worm in that moment. Well, I had to put him back in the planter box. Yeah, he was going nuts. It was benevolent. He would have just the sun would have come up and he would have been fried. Right. Hotter than a jackrabbit on a black asphalt in July. Yes. Ever pour salt on a slug? No. That's so mean. What does it do? It'll kill it. It'll like because they're all moist. Yeah. Is this an ex? Is this a vocal warmup into southern for you? What is it? Something a roundup asphalt in July? It's just a Kentucky saying like, oh, I'll be over there quicker than than a jackrabbit hopping over a black asphalt road in July. If it's not and I made that up, that's even crazier. But I'm so just make up so it's got to be real. And like God willing and the creek don't rise. God willing and the creek don't rise. We interrupt your regular programming for a very special announcement. Saturday nights are made for mayhem with celebrity sabotage. Watch me, Joe Dummy. Me, GK Barry. Me, Sam Thompson and Judy Love. It's called some chaos. Do not move a muscle. This is no man. Fire back direction please. Watch your asses are falling down. Sabotage! Celebrity Sabotage starts Saturday, 21st of March on ITV1 and ITVX. I was shooting a film. I don't know why this just came to me, but I must tell you that even two summers ago when I was shooting in Charlotte, North Carolina, the name on everybody's lips was, well, we shot the Hunger Games here. And I was like, y'all, this this town is that is the pride and joy of that town. Oh, good. And that is your southern impact or that is your impact on the South? Question mark. Well, I don't know if I've had a very big impact on the South. I think that's a pretty admirable impact on the South. It's for a whole city to be like, OK, well, this is this is where they shot the Hunger Games. Yeah, well, that's the first Hunger Games. My house there was so haunted. I can't even tell us. I mean, Blender's going off on their own. Just just just out of nowhere. A Blender, imagine. There's a ghost. Yeah. Of course. New Orleans was really bad, too. So I had to move three times and everybody was like, she's so tired. And I'm like, yeah, I'm whatever. What was shot there? A movie called Cosway. Don't worry about it. Yeah, Cosway. Of course. Brian Tyree Henry. Yes. OK. So I I moved three times and then I was like, I can't move anymore. I guess I'm just going to go to a hotel. And so then I got a hotel and then on the morning I was like shooting nights. And so in the morning would be like two in the afternoon or whatever. And I heard a housekeeper and like lifted up and I was like, oh, I was under the blanket. She didn't see me. And so I was like, hi. And she was like, oh, I'm so sorry. And I was like, it's OK. And then I went back to sleep. And then when I woke up, my producing partner, Justine, was like, I'll come to your room and then we'll go down together. And I was like, sure. And then I got up and my deadbolt was on. So there was no cleaning lady in my room. And you you don't think it was you being like in between sleep and wake. You think there was a person there? Well, now that you bring it up, I mean, I guess it's possible. And you don't think that what you said is ridiculous because I don't know. I just come from a world where like we believe women. So where's that world? But how do I get there? How do I? I would love to check it out. I would too. Take me with you. I don't know. Were you a believer, though, before that? Yeah, yeah, always of women or ghosts? Neither. No, both. Wait, what if she what if she deadbolted and then took the back door? Was there a back door? There wasn't a back door. What do you think this was like a mansion? It was just like a hotel room. Well, that caused my budget was huge. It was so huge. Yeah, you did not rise from your bed to go. Let me try to think of some other ones that were more like just there's nothing you can argue with here. I'm not arguing with that. I believe I believe you as a woman. Thank you. OK, so when I was at the house that I had to move, I was like watching Handmaid's Tale in the living room because I just want a prophecy. You wanted a light time. Yeah. And and the the the doors in the kitchen started slamming. And I was like, hello. Like, I thought somebody was like, maybe mad and. And then yeah, who's mad? And there was nobody there. And then I had like a folded up towels and I took them to the room with the shower and the bathroom. And I put them on top of the toilet. And then I was like washing my hair and then the top towel was laid out flat perfectly on the floor, which like there's no way to fall fallen like that. No. Yeah. So I stayed in the shower for as long as I possibly could until I got brave. No. I believe in ghosts. I kind of like saying you don't believe in aliens. Like, well, I was going to say, I don't many dimensions as you can see and feel. Get out of here. Yeah. So you're convinced. Yeah. Otherwise, I'm crazy. Right. I guess what I'm trying to do when I say I don't believe in ghosts and aliens is I'm trying. Yeah, always. Always. Oh, I think what I'm trying to do is protect myself because I I'm so scared of it. Yeah. I mean, there's nothing I'm more scared of than like a ghost coming in and like that thing that they do allegedly where they like sit on your chest or like, you know, sleep paralysis, sleep paralysis of it all. And then also the aliens, like I just don't believe a world where the aliens are coming to like hang out and chill. No. Like, hey, we just wanted to find information. It's like, no, they're going to kill us. Right. It could be zeloft, but I actually disagree. I think that the aliens prove that they have been here and have just been like observing. I think, I mean, they have to be so much more advanced than us to even be able to like leave their, you know, galaxy or whatever. And they're clearly not doing anything. I mean, we're doing it to ourselves. So I would even need to interfere. But I agree. I'm more afraid of a ghost than I would be like an intruder. Yeah. Well, which doesn't make sense. Because an intruder, it's like there's there's like at least we're on the same physical plane. Exactly. If it needs to go down, guess what? I just came from New Orleans on a bachelor party and I learned how to lock and load. But but a ghost, you can't shoot it. It's clear. A lot more. A lot more guns. A ghost, you can't shoot it. It's clear. A lot more guns, you said. A lot more guns than like not believing women than I thought. And like, oh my God, he's so good at like he's really good at taking directions or like as a good sense of direction. I'm just like, I don't know where I am. Do you have any questions for us? Yeah. On what's his name? Joe Rogan. Yeah. This is the most like a menly man. Yeah. We're the men's sphere. We made a hard pivot. You know who wants to say hello? Josh Sharp. Josh Sharp. Yes. Because he's like a Josh Sharp to die. Josh Sharp to die that you went to go see a show. Oh my God. Josh Sharp. He's very gooped that you went to his show. Is he here? Does he want to? No, we saw him last night. We went to the Sabrina Carpenter concert all together. Oh my God. That's so cool. And he was being very charming in the theater and that like. Well, I hope I was just watching him and I wasn't trying to like wave him. He did say that like you this is not through any fault of you. No, no, no. It just caused a big stir when you got up to go to the bar and everyone was like, Oh my God, Jennifer Lawrence is here. That's all. And then that was the only moment that you know. He was like, OK, I think I probably went to the bathroom. I don't think I got up and went to the bar. Let's clear that up. She's probably going to the bar. I don't remember there being a bar in the middle of the show. Like, I ain't a drink. Best time to go is in the middle of the show because the bar line is. Off-Broadway. It's just like a warm Miller light. Excuse me. He's like a hot high life now. Your favorite. You're in the middle of the comedy show. The one man. He says hello and embraces you. OK. Oh my God. I love him. It was so smart. It was so cool. And I I recognized his show in the middle of it. I was like, oh, he was on Las Colas. I've heard this story of the Meemermers cat. Yes. Yes. Yes. Of the cat. Meemermers cat. Yeah. Why don't why? Why is this not ringing about? It's indeed. It's deep. Meemermers cat. It's a philosopher. Showdingers cat. Showdingers cat. Meemenger. The Meemenger cat. The Meemenger cat. Don't act like I'm crazy. I don't know. I don't know. Meemenger. Ed should be Meemenger. It is. It is. It's where I come from. Also, wait, we were texting about it and then I'm realized you were like, please ask the question. And here we are, like, almost forgetting to ask the question. We have to ask you the question while you're here on Las Colas. No, a question. What was the culture that made you say culture was for you? Oh, my God. I forgot that I was I had to work on this, but. You had an answer. No, I do have an answer, but I really I still haven't made the connection yet. You guys are going to have to help me. They will help. So the original. Doctor, lawyer is. The Bulin sisters. Oh, yeah. And Bulin and Bulin. Well, and Mary Bulin, because Mary Bulin slept with him first. And then he slept with Anne married her and Mary, Mary gave him a son. Right. And only gave them youth. Elizabeth the first. Yeah. So that was the first time that I kind of was like, wow, sister culture, like T, like I have brothers. And that was the first time I saw sisters as like exotic in their culture. And then around the same time that I read the other Bulin girl was when newlyweds came out, followed shortly by. The actually. Simpson show. Oh, my God. The Bulin sisters of our time. Are the Simpson sisters. There's your connection. And I can't connect them for you. That is your own journey. I think that you were enamored with the idea of sisterhood because it eluded you. It did. And then the most mainstream depiction, despite them being separate in two different shows. Yeah. Where the Simpson sisters now. They were on each other's shows. They were on each other's shows, of course. I knew that there were sisters. And I was a huge Jessica Simpson fan because I was a Christian. And she was a Christian. And so when you're Christian, you can kind of only follow other Christian people. And so I was, I remember like she was going to be coming to Kentucky. And I don't even want to continue. I was just like, I want to collect her spit. Yeah. And so when the show came out and then the fact that she had a sister and then I could watch the sister show, that was like, that was a culture. Like I can't believe I'm still here. They're in a case study in Envy, too. Because Jessica was the blonde, like pop star prototype, you know, married to the boy band prototype, et cetera. And then Ashley being the younger sister in her shadow, literally the song living in the shadow, she literally physicalized what it would mean to be the exact opposite. And we were just kind of watching it play out. And then there was that like a couple of year period where Ashley was way more popular. You serped her. Yes. Exactly. It was a usurping. Yeah. I saw her. She embolined her ass in concert. Embolined her ass. Her her album went platinum, maybe even double platinum. And I remember like when she was doing the interview thing and she was like, that's like four times what my sisters was. Oh, yeah. No, she just like named it. Her records, Elle's would like. Named it right up. Yeah. I mean, was this your one of the first portholes into reality as a television genre? Yeah, for sure. That yeah, that was my first reality TV. This is very informative. Oh, yeah. I have a picture of me and Joe Simpson from when I'm like taking that. But like it was me, I think my friends, Sam and Joe Simpson. He was just like, yeah, I'll take a picture. And you know what I mean? It was like. So I read the other Bolling Girl. Oh, I was talking about Jessica Simpsons. But when I read, I read Jessica Simpsons book while also, by the way, living in her house. Oh, right. Wait, that's a full circle. Oh my God, I'm so happy I can address this. Don't cut this out. Okay. So I've lived there for like 10 years or something. The pictures that they're using online. Oh, no. I don't know if it's like, like stage furniture or whatever it's called, or if it was Jessica Simpsons furniture. But I just, the fact that everybody in the world or not in the world, but online that clicked on that thinks that that's my furniture. I really have to set the record straight. That is not my furniture. What was so bad about the furniture that was in there? Shabby Sheik. It was all Shabby Sheik. Not 2025. No, I'm not Shabby Sheik. I mean, I'll fuck with like a wicker. Yeah. You know, sparingly. Yeah. No, it was like Shabby Sheik beyond. What's your aesthetic? Home. God, I don't know. I live with somebody who does contemporary art. So I have to like really squeeze in the color when I can, where I can. Like when I get a room, I'm just like, you know, I kind of do a pop, you know. And I'm really loving like a, like a kind of Robin's egg blue with a pop of coral right now. You know, what do you think of this new trend? I want to know, I want to ask everyone. Light blue and brown. I'm obsessed. Yeah, I like that. Is it a new trend or am I making that up? It sounds new to me. It feels like it feels like all of a sudden everyone's doing brown and blue in a way that I'm really liking. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you're kind of doing it. This is like a bit, no, no, no. It's my way of being like, so what do you guys think of my outfit? What do you guys think? You guys are so funny. Oh my God, I miss my girls. I miss my girls. Wait, why did our group chat die? I don't know. I'm the least engaged in it. I think I'm part of the problem. Oh my God. No, I'm so busy, but you really are. I know. It's that I'm really, really busy. I don't check the phone. Yeah. No, I'm not active on one of my like most active group chats. And whenever I respond, everybody's like, everyone freeze. And like it just becomes such a big thing that it makes me not respond even more. I mean, that's the thing is it's just like, if you start calling it, I think, why don't we, why don't we reactivate it? And there's absolutely no like pressure to respond. Where's Cassie? She couldn't come today. Just give, I asked her to come and she told me that she was afraid that she would like affect my energy. She's, she's, she's energy person. No, I don't think so. Okay. I think she just like thought that I would like make eye contact with her and be like, which I probably would, but I did send her the video of you guys going ding dong. Oh, so Cassie for the, for the KDs out there, Cassie is my best friend and we listened to the show together. I think she probably introduced me or vice versa. I don't remember the order, but after I met them, I called her, but we're both moms. So when I called called her and she answered the phone, I had to start with everybody's alive. And so she was like, what? And I was like, everybody's alive. I just met Matt and Bowen and then she just screamed. And then I heard her say to her husband, everyone's alive. That's, that's what being a mom is. Yeah. It's just like, it's constantly thinking about death all day, every day. That's what, now I understand the older I get. There was a reason why the, the trope of like our moms now at their age are constantly crazy. Well, no, yes, that you go crazy. You go crazy and they die my love. Die my love. Yeah. Woman under the influence. This is moms tell you about, oh, this person, remember that person? Yeah. She died. Like you're like, holy shit. Oh, they love it. They love it. They love it. Whenever we travel, I always like remind them of like climate change. Like whenever we're at the ocean, I'm like, oh my God, imagine how beautiful all of this coral would have been like before it died. And like, this used to be blue. Yeah. Like, wow, our kids are never going to see like bright coral. Or like when the airplane like jumps and I'm like, wow, the turbulence is getting worse. Climate change. That's what people don't think about. I didn't think about that until now. But it's true. It's like something about the air thinning out. I don't know. I'm going to have to get my facts straight before we're alone again. That's the thing is it's like, that's, that's one, someone said to me the other day, they were like, you know, soon they're just going to start falling out of the sky. And I was like, wow. Who, birds? Oh, airplanes. Oh, airplanes. Oh my God. Now why would, why would they do that? I'm sure birds too. Oh my God. I try not to, I've been really good with flying lately. But I, I recently, I don't want to like say. Oh yeah. Weren't you afraid of flying? Yeah. In the very beginning. Well, I had double engine failure, which is my favorite thing to say when somebody's like, oh no, you're infrequent of flying. And they, yeah. Yeah, I really almost went down. When? Like in 2016, I think. Oh my God. And yeah, I mean it was. Well, we, one engine went out and then we were making an emergency landing because we only had one engine. And then I was flying with a family friend and he was being really like strong. Like he was my guy. And then he was like trying to make me laugh and was like, you know that everything's okay because you can still hear the other engine like we're fucked if you don't hear. Like if the plane goes silent or fucked. And as soon as he said that I knew it would happen and then it went silent. And then I was like, the other engine went out, Robbie, the other engine went out. And then he like just slowly turned away from me and was like, I know it did. And like looked out the window and then I was like on my own and it was so. So what happened when he told you that you can hear the other engine? He knew that we were going to die. I mean the pilots knew we were going to die. Like the whole cockpit was lit up, lights, sirens, like the pilots were crying. Like we were just, we were going to die. And I had my little dog, Pippi, on my lap and I just felt so bad for her because like she didn't agree to this. And then we were like getting closer and closer. And I was kind of trying to leave like voice messages for like my friends and family. Like I had such a nice life. Like don't worry about it, but like don't mention this, this and this in your speech. And then as we start getting closer, I see a runway and I'm like, wow, maybe like, well, and then I see fire trucks and stuff. And I'm like, maybe we'll crash and then flew back up in the air and kind of like caught wind for us and then bounced again and just kind of went like that. And then the firemen broke open the door and then all of us just started hugging and sobbing. The plane hit the ground and bounced. Yeah. Well, the wheels, there was nothing wrong with the wheels. And then again and again until we. So was it falling out of the sky? This is, by the way, I just want to stop this for any women that are listening. This is so such the female existence. Right now I feel like I'm lying. And I lived every second of this and everything I'm saying is the truth. And I feel like I'm telling a lie. Being a woman is telling two men anything and then being like, no. And then being like, they don't believe me. I feel like I have to address, I fully believe that I saw you believe you. I was just like, I was putting myself in the woman shoes. It's not you. I'm sorry. That's actually poorly timed. I didn't mean for you guys to like hijack that and make it by yourself. We're not making it about me. No, when I was in labor, I kept getting like confused and I kept thinking I was faking it. And so like my friends would be like, how far apart are they? And I'm like, I don't know because I can't tell what's real and what I'm faking. It's like, but you're not faking it. You're actually in labor. It's so weird. That is crazy. I know. I guess just like generations of being burned at the stake. You're just kind of like, how could you trust yourself? You're like, those women are just like, we're good. We're fine. I'm sorry. The veil is thin. Are you mad at me? Oh my God. I'm just gonna get you guys red. I cannot believe this plain story. I can't. I literally believe it. Sorry, but that does remind me of Amber Lynn. She thought, well, she thought that it was all going to be a ruse because no queen had ever been beheaded before. And she had made sure that he was the head of the church. So like the head of the church can't murder his wife. So she like takes her necklace and like her thing off thinking that it's all going to be like a mosque. And then it happened. Chop. Chop. You know the craziest chop of all time, the Queen of Scots. Have you know about her chop? They went to chop her. And yeah, I know that. Didn't go through. You're thinking of Par. Catherine Par is the one that ran away. So she ran away. So Mary Queen of Scots, she said like her prayer or whatever, they put it down. And the guy I guess was like an amateur beheader. So he didn't go all the way through. And it didn't go all the way through. And so he had to keep like hacking away at it. Oh my God. And you know her little dogs were into her skirt. Yes. And they ran out. They ran out. What? Played by Sirsha. I know. But were the dogs in the movie? They don't show it in the movie. Shooting with dogs is hell. How was this dog? Awful. But it was meant to be awful. It was meant to be awful on screen, off screen. It was totally transcendent. I just have to say, this is not a spoiler. I get it. I get it. I get it. Thank you. I'm with you. Thank you. I get it. I did want to ask that like when you get the script for this, I almost feel like, how can you read it and be like, okay, I know how can you see it? You know what I mean? It's like, it's a hard one. I feel like sometimes when you're reading. Well, I didn't. I mean, by the time I had read the script, we had been, I'm sorry, this is going to sound like I'm like correcting you, but I'm not meaning to. But I had read the book and knew that we were going to make the book into a movie. And then was like, how do you make this into a movie? It's like all from her point of view. And it's all inside of her mind. And then I was like, oh, it's poetry. Okay. So Lynn Ramsey is the only poet that I know, like a director is just, and so Lynn had been working on it for a while and we had been talking about it. So I think I kind of like knew a little bit what to expect when I read it. But every time before a movie, I think I can't do it. I always, I'm at this point is probably a part of my process is calling an acting teacher, making an appointment and then canceling and not going. If I don't do that now, it's like, yeah. So I don't, I didn't think that I could do it. And then when you get there and you start talking about stuff, I think costume helps a lot too. Yeah. Like kind of getting in the like skin a little bit or whatever. I was watching it and being like, I can't wait to watch you do theater. Oh no. You don't ever want to do it. I don't think I would be good at it. I think you'd be so good at it. No, I don't think I would be because it's all like your body. I'm sure they've asked. And like your voice. Well, the only time I wanted to do theater was when I wanted to do, I wanted to do a Mary. You did? We heard about this. Yeah, I wanted to do a Mary. And it just didn't work out. Uh-uh. Let's schedule just one of that. They were like, okay, well, it's eight shows a week and like six weeks of rehearsal. And I was like, I was like, okay, do you guys have daycare there? Or just like what an afford. What about a Mary made you, made me that the exception? Maybe because like the whole thing is a joke that she's like in on. And so I felt like I could be like big and in on the joke. You would have, you would have so good. Maybe it could still happen. Maybe. Because they extended it to what the summer, right? At least. I mean, it's going to be around forever. I think so. It's one of the rare things that's like making money consistently and like, yeah, you know, keep going. And I think I've seen it with all of them. I don't know if I can announce this, but I'm just kind of, I'm a stone and I are producing a Miss Piggy movie and Cole is writing it. So. I'm speechless. I don't know what to say. Did we get the exclusive? I think so. Watch when they're going to be like, well, you can't, you have to cut it. Please don't cut it. I don't think we fuck it. You can't, you can't if you want. It's ultimately up to you. No, no, no, I don't think I'm going to cut it. So you and I are going to be in it too? I think so. Yeah. I have to. Yeah. I have to. You guys haven't done a movie together and that's robbery to us. It's fucked up. It's like really. What about those rumors that you guys were doing Death Becomes Her? Was there anything to that? Or was that just like fan casting? No, that was just like fan casting. Because it would be great. I would love to. I mean, I would be there. What are the great two handers? No, but I would really love to work. Totally. I don't think no hard feelings is so funny. Like Jean is so funny. But I don't think that I was very good enough. You were so. You need to stop that. I'm not saying that. No, no, no. I know. We know you're not fishing. This isn't even like that. Yeah. Like when I did SNL, like I'm not good at it. That was a great episode. Because you know why? Because no, it wasn't. But you know why I'm not good is because like the greats aren't, they're not being funny. They're like, they're like Alec Baldwin. He's so serious. He's serious as a fucking heart attack. And like the, like he's really like he's performing it. I don't. I can't get out of my head. There was not a second where you were pushing in that movie at all. This is a joke. No. It was if you were very. Okay. Whatever. The groundedness that you brought to it. You don't, you don't, you don't really watch it for that all the time. For example, like looking back, like probably the one of the most iconic performances of the past couple decades is like Rachel. Was like Rachel McAdams and Mean Girls. Yep. I think today maybe a movie like that, performance like that stands a shot. Because I think we're talking more about like horror for the Oscars. We're talking and they used to, but like. Oh my God. Did you guys see weapons? Yes. You know, I can't, you know, I know you can't honey. But I think he should just, just you wouldn't be able to do the post hot dog face. I know. Smashing. I gotta say I covered my eyes for that. You can do the same. And then the rest of the movie you're having a blast. What's the last like scary movie? It's almost like really funny. Yeah. It's hilarious. Hereditary is by far my favorite. And I just saw a clip of it this morning. The one where like the operation of her mother is kind of like there, like the translucent ghost can't shoot it because they're clear. Because they're clear. And that's just so, that's so much scarier than somebody breaking in your house with a gun. It just is. Oh yeah. I know. I don't physically enjoy them, but now that I'm on my prepranolol, maybe I'll like it better. I think with prepranolol. Are you taking it every day? I take it multiple times a day every day. I have like an anxiety thing and I don't think I realize. Are you not just on an SSRI? So I didn't enjoy the experience of being on SSRI because of the side effects. But did you give it more than the two weeks? Because the two weeks you feel like, oh, okay. Motherfucker, you're about to die. I was on SSRI. The SSRI is like, I was, oh, sorry. Oh, okay. Why had a hard time with mine? Without, with Luxo. No, I was on it for about seven months, eight months. And I was just like, I don't like that. I can't feel my dick. To be quite honest. My experience, she thought you were saying that to her. This is what I experienced. I thought that Matt like would get so mad at me about asking about this. So you were saying, motherfucker, you're about to die. Like cause he knew I was motherfucking at you. You were going to let go. You're crying at me threatening you. Wow. It really got me. Like I was like, oh my God. And it really is. I was pushing a button. No, no. I'm him on my behalf. What did he mean? Motherfucking you're about to die. What did it mean? What is that? Like I meant that when I was on my two weeks on getting on Luxo Pro, I felt like I was going to die. Okay. I think I said, if we roll the tape back, I said, you feel like you're going to fucking die, but you had motherfucking you're about to die because you had dared ask my sister about. Exactly. Okay. Okay. Glad we cleared that up. I'm so sorry. Oh no, no, no. I really liked the version. I tried it. Motherfucking you're about to die. He's about to get you for that question. You're about to pop your ass like a gator. You should not have asked him about his mental health. Having a handle on the physical aspect of it has been a- Yeah, totally. Please. Just bringing your like up renails down. Yeah. And it's not Xanax either because I'm the kind of person who would get like addicted to it. Yeah. To be quite honest. Yeah. And you'd be out. You would need that to sleep like all the time. Yeah. And that's another thing is like- Sleep is, I just cannot figure it out. Yeah. I've been, yeah, because I've been trying to get off melatonin gummies in unisom. I'm on my unisom gish now and it's tough. And I'm like, is this a crutch now? Sorry, I cut you off. No, that was the end of my sentence. I'm just giving you sympathetic eyes. Like I get it. A unisom addiction is really hard. Was that like, like how, like when did you say, okay, I got to get off the unisom? I don't know a few weeks ago, but then it was also before I went on an international press tour where like you need to take melatonin when you're traveling because you need to tell your brain like now it's bedtime. So I'm back on it. I don't know. Do you do marijuana, etc.? Marijuana, I mean, of course. Yeah. But I don't, it does not help me with sleep because it actually makes me, it makes me anxious, but I just deal with that part. Yeah. I like take a hit. And then I'm like, everything's a little scary. Yeah. And that's fine. Was it a lot of reasons to tell like, you know, it's bad every time, but I still love it. Every time it's scary, but I'm, but it's not like I'm going to stop. Yeah. No, never. Yeah. The Kindle really like changed my sleep. Like being able to have two phases of sleep, like one watching TV and then TV goes off. And then I'm like in another world for a little bit before I close my eyes. He's Kindle culture. Kindle king. Yeah. I love it. And I'm sort of like marijuana and food. This is our amazing race binary. Yes. That sounds so fun. I mean, just do that. You guys aren't like dads yet. Like one day you're not going to have a choice. You're just going to like have to go to bed early and like hydrated and like Saturdays and Sundays are meaningless. Your alarm is still going off at six. So just did you always because this is my thing is like with when it comes to kids, it's like, I don't ever think about it. But then I think there are people that I know that are like, I never thought about it. And then one day I was like, no, I want to have one. Like, were you always wanting to have? Yeah, I always thought about it and always wanted it, which is really helpful on the days when it's really hard. Yeah. And like, yeah, like you always want it. I feel like is this is this movie rounding out? Well, well, Gio was pointing this out in her profile that dropped today in New York. Or I'm excited to finish it. But like your first time. Your first Photoshopped a little bit on the cover. You know, just didn't need to see Melasma, but you know, whatever. I didn't clock it. I didn't clock. Unclockable. Melasma. It's the only thing I saw. I just saw my Melasma. Of course. Of course. And that's and that's that's that's the only ever see your own Melasma. Yeah, you only ever see that's actually your culture number 40. You only ever see your own. I'm so happy that you did one because that because I think that that is how a guest truly gets solidified in the Hall of Fame. No, Jennifer Lawrence, you're in the last call of Hall of Fame. What do you mean? What do you mean? We just decided it. Just decided it. Yes, we just now it didn't exist before this. You're the inaugural member. There's been of course, you're on the iconic 400. But also you're the first. You're busy. You're always welcome to come to the culture awards. Like, okay, thank you. When are they? Well, I think I'm doing it because I'm coming. Stay tuned on that one. Oh, stay tuned on that one. You watch BulleDoc? I do. I love Fraser. He's my favorite character. You love Fraser? Because he's a pro and he knows what he's doing. I also think he looks like hot. Yeah. Hall of Famer, Jen Lawrence. Pretty cool. Oh my God. I just can't believe it. I know. Why did it take us so... You know, I was like... When Cape Landchat did it, I was just like... Did Lost Culture? Now I have beef with Cape Landchat. I know. I was like, those are my sisters. I started this. You did. I started this. You were the first person, I think... Well, is that true? I think when we found out that you listened, that we were like... That really shocked us because in a real way, like we are such gigantic, huge fans of yours. And I remember one of our good friends in college was Jack Quaid. And he went and did The Hunger Games. Yes. And he came back and he was like... I was like, what was Jennifer like? And he was like, she's so great. She's got a great sense of humor. We had a lot of fun. Like it felt like a little bit of like more of a... He's so sweet. I really love that movie that he did Plus One. He's really talented. I loved it. Yes, yes, yes. He's always been very talented. We were doing that thing where we were searching, searching, searching, and you're spending an hour. Like you can't decide. And then we found Plus One, put it on, and I ended up just absolutely loving it. And so every day, every night for a year, whenever we would look for something, I'd be like, I don't want to watch that. I want to watch something new, Plus One. I want to watch something like Plus One. Who was in that movie? Maya Erskine. Yes, Maya Erskine. Yeah, that was great. His foreskin. His foreskin was in the movie. My Murskin. My Murskin. My Murskin. My Mlasma was in it. My Mlasma, my Murskin. My Murskin. Merminger? Merminger's cat. Merminger's cat. The minister's cat. I love Merminger's cat. Love that guy. What if we called the episode Merminger's cat and everyone has to look up? People are going to be like, what is that? And they're only going to find out later that it's... Even Chad would be confused. He'd be like, what? I think you mean... I think you mean... Who's Chad? Chad J.P.T. Chad J.P.T. He's a gay man. You can make him gay, right? You can like... He is gay. Talk to him. You're gay. Chad J.P.T. He gives me relationship advice. He's gay. Anyone or anything that ever says, you're so right that many times, that validates you that much, is a gay man. Well, that's like a toxic friend. Totally. You're so right. I also want to like get some of those. Like somebody that was like, yeah, just somebody that was like, oh my god, you're so right. And not like, well, not to be devil's advocate. I'm so tired of hearing devil's advocate. Devil's advocate. Tassie. It's... You're advocating for the devil. Yeah. He's not good at all. Yeah. He has you famously one of the worst. You're the defense attorney for the devil. Yeah. Shut up. He didn't get representation. Get out of here. I think he's doing just fine. As I look around the world, I think the devil is doing just fine. He's thriving. Hey, Jesus. If you're going to come back, now's the time. Yeah. Well, he wouldn't be able to make it through immigration. No, probably not. Got him. Got him. Tell yourself then. You got him. All right. Should we do... I don't think so, honey. I feel like it's probably time. I don't think so. All right. Well, this is I don't think so, honey. It's our 60-second segment that we do every single episode without fail. Without fail. And we take an opportunity to rant, rail and rage against coach. And I have something in my head that I'm going to do. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. This is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so. When he's time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Kylie Kelsey. I don't think so. I don't think so, honey. I don't think so, honey. Kylie Kelsey is his wife. I thought she was their sister. That's on you. I thought Kylie Kelsey was Travis and Jason's sister. And here's what happened. So I was leaving a hotel and I walked past this girl and I'm like, oh my God, that's Kylie Kelsey. She's about five, six. And I say to Melissa, I'm like, I think that was Kylie Kelsey. She goes, no, no, no, no, she's tall. And I go, right. Because that family is tall. And I go about my life thinking that that's their sister who has a podcast. She's tall. 30 seconds. And she is 5'10". Then I find out that's his wife. That's Jason Kelsey's wife. That's on you. I don't think so, honey, that I went this. That's the so disrespectful towards another podcaster. That's okay. You also Googled it. I answered that. Somehow avoided it. I don't know why I thought that was their sister. I don't think so, honey, me. I need to know this. Like pop culture is supposed to be something I know about. And it's something I should know about other podcasters. Kylie, I'm sorry I disrespect you. Please come on the pod. That's one minute. Sometimes women be siblings. But this is their wife. Oh, it's wife. I just did it. See what I'm saying? It's like Kylie Kelsey, I thought, oh, that's gotta be the Kelsey brothers sister. Now I see where you're coming from. I never thought that, but I get it. But she is very tall. I can see why you're feeling very thrown by that. It threw me. And by the way, it wasn't her. It was just, it wasn't her that was in the hotel. It was just a person. I thought because it was the Bowery Hotel, I'm like, this is how she would stay. I mean, she's the sister of the Kelsey's. She's gonna see each podcast. Now I'm forever. I'm sorry. I think you've kind of ruined it for me forever because I will always think of her as like the sister. You know, it's like when the mix up is permanent. I just thought, oh wow, they're a family of natural podcasters and natural stars. And then I find out that's his wife. Right. And I was like, okay. What's yours gonna be? That's, it's interesting. Well, I guess we'll be the judge of that. Yeah. You can't say your own thing is interesting. No, no, no. I just mean, I don't know if this will actually resonate or if it's just a thing that is specific to me. This is Bo and Yings. I don't think so. Honey, as time starts now, I don't think so. Honey, any board game where I have to watch YouTube videos to learn how to play them and to MC it. There's, I was in charge of the games on this bachelor trip. I had been recommended Blood on the Clock Tower, a traders ask game, Mama Kelsey. And I thought, well, I'll learn. I was told, but you have to watch YouTube videos. I watched this YouTube video and I'm like, this is too involved. I'm not, it's unless it's Dungeons E Dragons, I'm not going to learn how to like MC Dungeon Master this whole situation. And I'm just going to say games have become their own little culture where it starts to alienate people who are not within that system. And I feel like we got to, we got to build the bridge to board games where it's like, okay. Unless you're into like no death after 12 or something. That's like, it's getting more and more grand. It's getting more and more. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not saying right about the landscape of game culture. And I think let's just all open up Jockbox and call it a day. And that's what I mean. I will always open up Jockbox. Always open up Jockbox. I don't even know how to play Monopoly. That is probably not true. I don't want to. Right. I don't want to do this money. Oh, God. Really? God. You think I would, you think that like the real world. Yeah. Hello. It's like, it's not fun at all. Give me Candyland or else. Favorite board game? I don't know if I have a favorite board game. Don't wake daddy. That's the right answer. I don't like board games really. Yeah. I mean, I spend playing a shoot. You like Don't Wake Daddy or you haven't played in a while. I haven't played Don't Wake Daddy. Yeah. Have you guys played bowls where there's like the first, where you write down. Yes. And the pieces of paper. We did this, but we did a fourth round. Okay. So your, your, your version is. What was the fourth round? Fourth round is you have to, so the third round is charades, right? Yeah. Fourth round charades with a sheet. With a sheet over you. Like a ghost. Oh, that's so funny. Yeah. It's also an interest. You have to make sure you have a 10 foot radius all around you. Wow. Clearance. For my birthday, they did a me themed one. And it was one of the funniest and also meanest. I was going to say, is that not my best shooting for you? No, it was like, yeah, it was like X's and it was so funny. Okay. Perfect. It was really funny. Okay. I have my, I don't think so, honey. I also have backups in case it doesn't last that long. I think that. I have like three. I don't think that they're that interesting. I think the first one like is relatable. Do you want to run the bias? No, I'm just going to go on. I think you can run the clock. Before you do that, would you produce, would excellent cadaver produce a don't wake daddy movie with us? Yes. Okay. Consider it done. It's not bad. How much money do you want? Like hundreds of millions or just? I'm trying to think what it might make back. Yeah, hundreds of millions. Hundreds of millions sounds good. I think hundreds of millions sounds great. I think us in a don't wake daddy movie, that's like a little fucked. Who's daddy? John Hamm. John Hamm. Okay. Okay. Thank you. He doesn't know that yet. He doesn't know that, but he's also a reader. He is. He is. He's actually kind of a big Katie. Okay. I mean, if you get daddy, then call me. Daddy. Honestly, I think he'd be amazing in the part. It was so good. Of daddy. Okay. You ready? Ready. Okay. This is and get this. Jennifer Lawrence is, I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Voice notes, because it's a one way communication where you're just like screaming at me. And I have to just listen and I never listen because the person, people, you're like breathing in between or you're like, well, I mean, that's kind of like how I, and so I always read it. And it is the worst, lowest possible form of communication that there is. If you don't feel like texting and you want to write, and I mean, and you want to talk, then use voice memo and just have it type it out. I don't think so, honey. People calling out actresses who look like they got a little bit of Botox acting like you're not got the same people that are going to be in comments being like, she looks tired. She's old. I don't think so, honey. The airport's not having figured out. If I do have to take my liquids out, if I can keep them in, the answer is different every single time, every single time. And the same with computers. Same with computers. And she was, although I think that was like one. Well, I'm pre-checked. So now I don't, I can leave my shoes on all the time. I'm not. Oh my God. That's on him. You got to go. Well, I have to go all the way to the airport and do that. You can go in the city. I think you can go to like city hall or whatever this building is over here that I'm going to. Yeah, excited for that. I agree. Can I just say thank God for Botox. Oh my God. I can't believe I waited so long. Not until after No Hard Feelings. Yeah. I guess. But you know what? I've stopped getting into my forehead because I'm just going to have to get lying. With Botox, it has to be, you can get there before with sagging. But once the lines are there, you have to leave it alone. You have to leave it alone. Oh. See, I don't know all the rules. All I know is I actually sag. Well, these are made up by me. Oh, okay. And I'm going to pay for all this, all the times I just let myself bake and sound like someone truly from Long Island. Like I'm like a son baby and I know I'm going to pay. I don't talk to a melasma lady about it. I can't, I literally in summertime, I look like, I wear a hat with a scarf wrapped around to block my cheeks and I still get melasma. I don't know how. What's the fix for melasma? Is it like Pico with Pico wave or some shit? No, nothing because I found out after years of getting laser that laser makes it worse because it exacerbates heat. Also, melasma people, red light, red light makes it worse. You can't do red light and you can't do saunas. Can't do saunas? No, I might as well just die. I mean, not that I like saunas, but like I don't want to be left out. You don't like saunas either. No, I don't want to like be challenged. Like if I have to challenge myself, I'll like go get a workout in and like, you know, I don't want to just sit there and be uncomfortable. You're a woman in Hollywood. You don't need to be challenged anymore than you already are. What is the typical workout? What do you like to do? I do SLT classes. What is SLT? SLT is like Pilates, right? It's like Pilates boot camp and I do berries. I may love, movie, thank you, movie. I say movies killing it because I love the substance more than anything else. I loved the substance. So good. Yeah, they have good taste. They really do. It's the way forward. Damn. We love you so much. I adore you. Thanks for coming. You must come back. Love you girls. I would love to. I'll be here. I'll just come next week. All right, you sweetheart. Sweetheart. Should we sing us out? Yes. What's the song we're going to end with today? The best fargo wagon is the coming down the street. We should talk music. You got to do music, man. You got to do music, man. 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