Ask, Tell, Confess: Pepper Spray Puss

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Well, welcome back. How's everybody doing? We're doing. For the past 10 years on my Instagram, that's how Ask, Tell, Confess was created, was I literally have always put up a question box and had people submit their, like, you know, their asks, their tells, or their confesses. And I started doing this like 10 years ago, and then we decided to make it a clip on the podcast. Yeah, it was like every Sunday, I looked forward to this series on your stories. Yeah. It was so wild. While people were willing to tell you, but looking back now that I do it on my stories, do you feel the same that, do you think people genuinely don't know that you can see who submits it? Yeah, I'm not sure because some of the shit that people submit out, or they just feel safe and they don't care. They know we're not going to like out them, you know, like the other day I put something up and this person, I didn't even realize it before I put it up. Cause I was like, oh wait, I can't keep that up. That could become a fucking headline. I admitted that like this big, I don't even know what to call. Can we bleep this? Dude who invented who, who did his wife, they submitted a tell and it was them saying, you know, led me on and told me that he wasn't married and he lied to me or something like that. And so I had put that up and I was like, well, this sounds like a conversation you need to have with his wife. Cause I was like sticking up for her, but at the same time I was like, oh fuck. I sometimes I forget where we are in life and I was like, God, that could create so many problems. So I just took a whole fucking thing. And who knows if that's true because we know now. Right. Exactly. And I hate that we have to doubt people and their stories, but it's like, I, what's being done to us right now is like, true. You know, you never know. And people need cold hard facts, but unfortunately people don't need cold hard facts to believe things. They believe little excerpts of like, it's insane to me. But yeah, so we, I've done asked how confess for the past 10 years. We've had some of the craziest confessions. And so this week we brought it back old school and we asked Instagram, you know, to ask, tell and confess. And you guys fucking delivered. I have so many. Yeah. They're kind of like, you know, some are short, some are long. So we'll try to get through as many as we can, but let's dive in and let's get into it. You want to kick it off memes? Okay. So, um, some people ended up DM me, I mean their stories cause they weren't long and I let them know like, Hey, if you can't fit it in the question box, just DM me and this person sent me this. I'm going to keep her anonymous. It says, I have a confession. I dated a guy years ago that lost a Super Bowl bet and got pepper sprayed with police grade mace. Well, later that night he was going down on me and a few minutes in, my little lady was burning. Literally on fire. I started to freak out the thought of the mace lingering in his skin and then transferring to me had never even crossed my mind until it was too late. Thankfully my girl made a full recovery and my taste in men has gotten slightly better, but I was pretty worried there for the first couple days. She got pepper spray and her puss. Yeah. Damn. Pepper spray puss is like one of the worst things. That'd be the title of this asshole confess. Yeah. Like how on earth do you even get that out of your vagina? I can't imagine because like, isn't it like an oil? And it soaks into your skin and like it's supposed to like not come off for like a long time. That's horrific. Yeah. That's really. That's really pepper sprayed like once. I let not direct. Hey, what the fuck? Wait, what? Not directly. I was at a hookah bar. This is like 2016. That checks. And it was the like room next to us, but there was a window into the room I was in and I started, I was always like the DJ in the room that everyone would be in. Fuck it. A hookah bar is this. It's called the DJ. It's no longer there anymore, but I was on the ox all the time. Like I just had the ox. I wasn't like DJ chill. Right. Right. No, I know that's what I'm saying. That makes it worse. The ox. No, no one ever like knew it was me and I would love when people would be like, this is a far out song. I'd be in the corner like, yeah, that's me. But anyway, I was playing music and then I started coughing and I was like, this is embarrassing. Like I feel like I'm choking and no one else was coughing. And like, you know, when you're like really like choking and you're like, you're trying to be cool. Yeah. Yeah. You keep swallowing. I was trying to do that. Just keep trying to like chug water and stuff. I'm like, what the fuck is happening? Then I noticed someone across the room started coughing and then someone else started coughing. I was like, what's going on? I was like, okay, it's not just me. And then all of a sudden like someone ran in and said everyone like get out like, and then like I went through that room and it was like for me to be gagging like a room away. Like, I couldn't imagine that in my vagina. Okay. The way my fucking OCD is set up, if I'm in a hooker bar smoking and I start coughing and then the person across from me starts coughing and then that person, we're all being on fentanyl. She said, I would have literally freaked. I didn't even think I knew what that was back then. I just, I had no, I thought I was getting sick. So you didn't panic when you started coughing? No, no. I did. And then you saw other people coughing. You were like, what's this isn't like, I did, but like, I didn't say anything out loud. She can't make a scene. Are you kidding me? But here's the thing. I love Haley. She, you know what my husband said the other day? I forgot what we were talking about, but I was like, yeah, we were talking about you and I forgot what it was. And I said, Haley is scared of her own shadow. She would never do something like that. And he goes, can't tell what some of the places that she goes to. I used to go to, used to go to, I don't, I don't go there now. I forget what we were talking about. I'll have to ask them. But yeah, no, that would, that would send me into an absolute fucking frenzy. It's way day at Wayfair from April 25th through the 27th. You can score the best deals in home, like up to 80% off with free shipping on everything. Wayfair makes it easy to find exactly what fits your style and needs from furniture and decor to home improvement and outdoor essentials. And it's all on sale during way day. Upgrade your space with quality pieces that work within your budget and the best part, everything ships fast and free during way day. 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I don't know because like, what if that like, I don't know. I don't want to hurt their feelings. I texted Haley. I said, I put a rush on it. I felt like my mom was like calling into the school to like ask a teacher something. And I was just like sitting there. I panicked the mechanic. I'm like, I need you to see this up. You find so much better at that though. I feel like she's not even ordered her own food. We'd have to order it for her. I've been like that since I was little though. I don't know why. Bailey used to be like that too. And now she's... I couldn't imagine. Yeah. Not me either. We didn't have that luxury of not being able to not be fucking grown men in our lives. We are the grown men. We are the grown men. Yeah. Okay. This one is an... I don't even know what this one is, but we'll just read it. When I was younger, I wait... Oh, this is a tell. When I was younger, I waited tables at a nice restaurant and I waited on a super rude Canadian couple. They had a big dinner, baked stuffed lobsters that take over an hour to cook. They didn't leave a tip and then had the nerve to ask for a refill on their drink. So I sucked on their ice cubes and spit them back in their drinks. Sorry, not sorry. Basically, don't be rude and nasty to people that handle your food and drinks. That was a confess. Yeah. Yeah, that was a confess. Yeah. Oh, she just... So you don't get ice at places? You guys know how I feel about that shit. I'm sorry. I don't care how mad you are at somebody do not mess with people's food. It's so wrong. It is. It's like next level wrong, especially when you are in a position of having a responsibility to serve people. I get it. Like fuck them for not tipping you. They had lobster, all that jazz, but tipping is not required. And when you sign up to be a waitress, because I was a waitress, I get it. When you sign up to be a waitress, you're going to get some of those tables. And it's also not a cultural thing in other places. Yeah. Even when we were in Europe, they don't tip there. And they're like, yo, don't tip. It's almost insulting, some people said. I know not everyone feels like that in Europe, but some people are like, it's insulting. You feel like we can't survive off of what we have. And I'm like, oh my God. It was so weird. It's not to tip everyone. Yeah. Oh, I was like, is there not a tip option? I was trying to force it on them. Can you take it? What's your catch up? They're like, yeah, they're like, absolutely not. But at the same time, you're going to run into assholes in every sort of environment of work that you're in. You can't just. To me, that's kind of throwing a temper tantrum. Yeah. It's not okay. And you mess with their food without them knowing. No. Because you would never want that done to you. Yeah. You know, like if somebody did that to you, you would raise hell. But I don't get how people can be mean to like people that make your food. Like why are you in in general too? Like why are you mean to them? Yeah. Yeah, I could never. And that's also a great point is like when you go to a restaurant, don't be fucking rude. Be nice to people. Yeah, you can't. Because everybody, we're all going through some shit, man. I don't see it back. I'll order something else. You know, I love the meme that shows like there's like fucking 200 people on the, on the picture and each person is going through something and it describes what they're going through. Like that is literally everyday life. You're walking past a person who is probably losing their father to cancer. Another person is failing a math class. Another person is having a breakdown because they're being bullied. You know, like you never know what people are going through that is making them one rude and I'm not making excuses for dickheads because there just are some people who are entitled, but you also never know what somebody is going through on both ends of the spectrum as the server and as their customer. I remember someone asked if I miss doing hair and I said, I miss hair. I don't miss being a hair stylist because that point exactly. Imagine going into work every day and you have to ride an emotional roller coaster every single day because the first person who came in could be losing their dad, but the next one could have gotten engaged. Yeah. And you have to have sorrow for the first person and you have to be just as excited for the second person with their engagement and you can't bleed one appointment onto the next because that's not fair. Yeah. So you have to how it happened so much. You have to literally ride that emotional roller coaster every single day. And mine was like, you have at least like a few hours with each person. Mine was every 45 minutes. It would be a mood switch. So like I would come home and I would be more mentally exhausted than I was like physically exhausted. And it's just, it's, it's a lot. You're a therapist, literally. No, that's, I, I got my nail license, which I think that part didn't even make it in the book, but I got my nail license and I started doing nails at a salon and I hated it. Yeah. All the women wanted to do was gossip and I just couldn't, by the third client, I was just like, I don't fucking care what you have to say. I don't want to talk about it. You know, and then you got to like sit next to someone who tells the same story all day long, because if they're excited about something in their life, I had it was sad because like everyone would apologize. Like as soon as they sat in my seat, they would apologize for like, oh, sorry. My skin looks so bad. I was so sorry. I have such like dark circles. Like it was very negative about appearances and that was literally bleed onto me. Like that would make me look at myself more and stuff. Like everyone always apologized first. And I'd always have to tell them like, girl, I don't even see anything. Like you're perfect. Cause you do that with me too. And I'm like, shut up. I'm looking at it right now. I don't see at all. And I'm like, what are you talking about? Like you're fine, but it's like people that see themselves. You see yourself every day and other people don't. Yeah. So we are our worst critics too. I go ahead. Hey, um, I don't have the same following as you guys. So I maybe have like two. You're fine. I have a whole different falling, but one girl that I'd like to remain anonymous and you'll know why. Um, when I first got my period at 11, I was terrified to use a tampon. My flow was so heavy. I finally had to. So I did. And then got in the shower a few minutes later. I'm bleeding everywhere and panicking. I run to my mom and she asked which hole I put it in. I said the second one, she looked horrified. Next thing I know, I'm knees to chest on the bathroom floor while she's laughing. Turns out I put it in my ass. Are you fucking kidding me? The quietness is killing me right now. Okay. She put a tampon up her ass. Yeah. She was 11. I feel so bad that her mom didn't walk her through her first tampon. She didn't give her the book. You know that white book with the girls and like the towels? Yeah. She was like, I don't know. I don't know. That white book with the girls and like the towels on it. Yeah. How to take care of you kind of book. That's what I got. Or even like, dude, you can't hand a kid a tampon and then. So the first time I put a tampon in, I didn't put it up my ass, but I put the entire cartridge. I put the entire, and I was like, this hurts. My girlfriends were like, why does it hurt so bad? And I was like, I just put it all in there like, no, you have to do it. And then they taught me how to do it. But like moms, please teach your kids how to put tampons in. Also, why are we putting tampons in so early? At 11. Yeah, that's crazy. That like, that's kind of crazy to expect your daughter to know what to. Yeah. I think I started with pads for a while, but you know, it took me a while to get in tampons. You know what I learned though? Um, tampon or just so parents know this tampons can actually know they can actually pop your cherry. Oh, didn't know that. I do know they're toxic. All of them, even the organic one. I don't even wear tampons now. I won't wear them and I only wore them for, you know, yeah, I switched a period anywhere because of you. And I have noticed the past two periods have been shorter because I have done the period just like free bleeding. Like it. Sorry, hi me. I have sisters. So I know. Okay. Raise my hand. Yeah. Like I've noticed a different, like I don't cramp as bad and it's not as long. And I'm like, I wonder if that's from using tampons, all the ingredients that are in tampons, the tampons are so bad for you. They make your, they make you cramp way worse and they also extend your periods. Yeah. Yeah. I love my period underwear. Yeah. No, they're the best. I love it. Rail brand. I don't know. I got mine on organic cotton. I love it. I just, I can just my life. Yeah. Turn around and walk around. You know what you're talking about? Sassy and my little fucking free bleeding panties. It's a sight to see. I love it. My little like, I think he, do you think, do you think guys would, if we were bleeding once a month, like y'all, do you think we take care of it or just kind of like not care like we do about it? You guys, you would not care. It'll be some nasty hoes. They would be nasty little crap. I'll be like little piles everywhere. Yeah. You guys, we try to wipe it off with toilet paper. God, you're dabbing it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think men would could handle having periods. Look what happened when we did the period. That was simulator. Can we bring that back? You know, you never posted part two. Oh, I didn't know. And it's what? Part two is so funny. Oh, we need to post it. Yes. Send it to me. I'll find it tonight and send it to you. Okay. That was the funniest thing we've ever done. All right. Oh wait, did I skip over you or you want to go? Go, go after you. Okay. Porn daddy and girl opening the door but naked at the resort. What? I worked at a resort. I was doing night audit, which means I was closing the previous day and opening up the new day for the following morning. At midnight, I was working on closing the previous day rooms. I had to post all movies to the accounts for the according rooms. You can always tell who was watching regular movies, family movies, horror, action, romance, and who's watching porn. There was one room that had charged six porn movies to their room. They watched the whole porn show they ordered for everyone. I can also tell that from my side. Clearly they were going at it. As I'm closing out, the room calls downstairs asking for lotion and a toothbrush. What lotion? Fine toothbrush. Hoping the toothbrush had nothing to do with any type of foreplay, but hey, to each their own. I was trying to figure out the best way to get the toothbrush and the lotion to the room because I'm a small petite woman working a night shift on her own. Plus I didn't feel like potentially getting traumatized by whatever is happening up there. I tried to convince him saying I have the items ready at the front desk for pickup. He said he couldn't leave the room at the moment. Wouldn't say why, even though I knew exactly why as the last video purchase was approximately 30 seconds ago. I told him I couldn't leave the front desk unattended. He's still insisted he couldn't come down. I then said, okay, I'll bring it up quickly. As I approached the hallway from the elevator, I could hear weird noises. Immediately I knew as I got closer to the room that called down for the lotion and the toothbrush, I tried to figure out how to get out of this, but there was no good way. I knocked on the door, called out. It's the front office. A man answered the door, smiling, butt naked, boner and all. He was sweaty and winked at me. I had no idea what to do because every, everywhere you looked was traumatizing. Girl on her knees with come on her face. Girl on the bed, ass facing the door, fully naked, cooter and butthole burnt into the eyes. He said thanks with a smile and a wink and shut the door. I turned and asked myself, what the fuck is the toothbrush for? I got down to the front desk and went to the log request for the lotion and toothbrush for this room and inventory. He had previously asked for seven lotions, three toothbrushes prior to the phone call with me that night, all for the same evening. RIP to any girl that was four play for. What? They were probably doing drugs. That's why they were using the toothbrush for something. What's the I don't know. No floss. That's the toothbrush. I don't know. That's just my guess. Like what? I feel like it's going in him. Oh, maybe he liked a little. Just why would you need four of them? You throw them out after you're done. Put them together. Yes. I mean. All four of them. I don't know. Oh, up the hole. I don't know. Up the old keyster. Which end? I don't know. I don't know. Like every other toothbrush is upside down. Dude, I got a toothbrush stuck in my throat one time and it was fucked up. Bunny, what the hell? What? We were throwing a ditch party at my house and my friend Steve, Steve Kersh. Shout out to old Hershey Kershey. If he ever listens to this. A fucking him and I think him and Tasha were hooking up. What? I can't get over her. Hershey Kershey. Hershey Kershey is insane. Fuck it. I've always nicknamed everybody. Dude, I think I called this brother Rich Hershey Kershey because he used to shit all the time or had skin marks or something. I don't know. I'll have to call Rich while we're on line one day. Anyways, I think him and Tasha were hooking up in my parents' bed and I went in the room because I was like, I was trying to go to sleep and I was like, wait, I need to get some, I like my toothbrush or something. I don't know what I was doing in my parents' room. And fucking I was brushing my teeth and Steve came up behind me and pushed me on the bed like joking around. And when I went, I hit the bed and the, the toothbrush went straight in the back of my throat. I had to reach and pull it out of the back of my throat. My throat was bleeding. Deep throat or the toothbrush didn't even mean to. That's a final destination. Yeah. That is terrifying. Yeah. Wait, I have a confession about that. A toothbrush. About going to the back of the throat. Oh no. Toothbrush going to the back of the throat. This says how a blowjob sent me to the ER. Oh my gosh. When I was in a university, I had a boyfriend and we were spending one of the nights together at his parents' house. When I started to go down on him, he started to push my head down and all of a sudden I felt a pop. Then I felt something dangling in the back of my throat and I couldn't swallow. No. I went to the bathroom and noticed that my mouth was filled with blood. I tried seeing what was bleeding, but I couldn't tell. He brought me to the ER. Thank God I'm in Canada because this would have been mortifying to pay for. About three weeks prior, I had strep throat and had taken a round of antibiotics. Turned out that it had caused a hematoma in the back of my throat. And when my boyfriend's dick pushed up against it, it bursted in my mouth. Oh my God. The doctor then had to remove it. What the fuck is a hematoma? She sent a picture. A blood blister. Yeah. That's rough. I don't want to fucking see it. I don't want to see it either. Don't show it to me. I'll fucking throw up. Oh, I don't want to fucking see that. I don't want to see it. Don't care. No. Nope. I mean, I care. I don't care to see the picture though. Yeah. All right. Well, that was spicy. Interesting. Let's read a couple more. I have like quick ones too. Another anonymous. Um, I met a guy online who claimed he was separated from his wife. After hooking up with him and a few times it became apparent he was cheating on his wife. He owned a business in which he cleaned commercial range hoods. So I went to a gay dating site and made a fake profile with his information and his picture, saying he wasn't out yet, but was looking for guys and included his phone number saying when calling to say they were looking to get their hoods cleaned. That's fucking funny. That's a good karma. That's funny. That's great karma. Yeah, I love that. That is funny. That's classy. That was, that was good. It's like such an inconvenience. It's not like going to ruin his life, but it's such an inconvenience. Yeah. I wonder if anyone ever called and he like showed up and was like, whoa, what is that? But naked ass. Butt plugs and shit. Just in a backpack. That's funny. That is great. All right. I got some, I got a couple right here. In love with hubby's best friend who I grew up with, he introduced us 10 years later and regret it all. So I'm guessing she probably hooked up with the hubby's best friend or is she saying 10 years later? She's confused. No, her, cause it's her best friend. Wait. It's hubby's best friend. I don't know what you're doing. So introduced us. It's been 10 years. Regret it all. Do you regret the relationship with your husband or did you mess around with the best friend? More context. Yeah. We need more context. You're going to have to DM us that. That's crazy. It seems like after 10, she regrets. That's what it seems like. Cause she said she grew up with him, but she's in love with him and the 10 years past and she regrets it. That's how I understood it. Well, she said it's hubby's best friend who I grew up with. Okay. Gotcha. Oh, so maybe she's thinking she should have married him instead. Yeah. Gotcha. Um, I just found out my boyfriend of three years has a porn addiction and is talking to people on chat rooms, but we haven't had sex or anything in a hundred plus days help. I mean, I think you know your answer, sister. It's like, what are you willing to put up with? What is your final straw of saying like, Hey, I can't do this anymore. Yeah. And trying to compete with a porn addiction is you're never going to win. No, no, there's no way. In understanding they need to have, it feels like there's not a lot of communication there. Yeah. No communication. And he's in chat rooms. The chat rooms like girl. He has a porn addiction, but not having sex with you. That doesn't add up. It does. No, there's a lot of men who have porn addictions who will not have sex with their significant others because it's easier to just whack off than to. You know, relate to another human or engage with another human. Yeah. I don't know, sister. That's a, that's a hard one. You're, you're probably going to need to one speak up, tell and set boundaries. And if he crosses those boundaries, which he probably will, because you can't just get over a porn addiction like that. You have to really want to get over it. And if you're giving him an ultimatum to get over it, it's not him really wanting to fix himself. So, um, you know, set your boundaries. And then if he crosses that boundary and gets caught, then you, you, whatever the consequences that you told him it would be, you need to follow through with that. I also feel like people use the word porn addiction like so loosely. They apply it to literally anything. I've had like coworkers in the past be like, my husband's addicted. And they'll be like, yeah, he watched it like one time this week. And I'm like, I feel like there's a difference in porn addiction. Like, what is it called? Uh, when they're in there, remember, I wanted to cover it on the podcast. What is that called? Where they're literally just whacking off all day in the room. Yes. You know what I'm talking about? You know, I know that I would I consider a porn addiction. Yes. Like you literally can't do anything else. Like, cause there's literally porn addiction people who are like doing it at work and like hiding in closets, doing this kind of shit. But like, if your husband whacked off once a week, then fuck. Yeah. Like you're doing great. Yeah. Yeah. His husband's only watching porn one time, which I don't, I don't know. I don't really have a problem with porn. I think everybody watches it. And I know that some people are like, well, it's against the Bible. I don't, I don't, you know, like, I don't know enough about that to even comment on that. But, um, you know, growing up in the industry, if you have a man that's only watching porn one time, that's your really, you're doing great. You're doing great. Sweet. Yeah. Cause I even, I remember her when I, when she said it was like one time that week, I was like, I probably, my face probably showed it all. I was like, kind of like, yeah, I got you worried about. Yeah. Bigger. Watch it with him. If he's watching it once a week, watch it with him. Yeah. Make it part of your routine. Yeah. I have fun with it or, you know, like, I don't know. Hey, would you let a dude watch your little spicy 80s porn with you? If he wanted to. What if he was really into the same kind of, I don't know, cause you guys know, I'm traumatized by a guy watching porn next to me when I was asleep. Yeah, but he was hiding. Yeah. I mean, like it was like part of your guys's like intimacy. I don't know. Yeah. Would you be open to it? No, cause I feel like that's my thing. Like how cool are you could share it with someone else? She's like, I like to nestle in and watch 80s Bush. Leave me alone. Yeah, by myself. All right. Let's get through some of these because I have so many of them. My mom died six months ago. She took to the grave a five year affair that my, and that my dad's not my bio dad. No. That's fucking hurtful. That's really, I don't like when parents do stuff like that man, like you have to have to have to tell your kids where they came from. Even if it kills you, even if you're embarrassed, even if the circumstances are not great, you still need to tell your child where they come from because if not, they're going to find out. Well, then like any health problems too. Yes. I feel like, yes. Yeah. I mean, but just it's traumatic to not know who your other parent is. You know, my friend, she did the, the DNA swab and found out she's the youngest. So the two older were the parents, which means the mom had the affair with the last child and she found out in her twenties. One time a dude, Titty fucked me, then cleaned me up with Clorox wipes. I got choked on my spit. Not the Clorox. Wipes. Bleach. Okay. That's wild to just like bleach someone down. Didn't have a regular towel. At least it wasn't pepper spray. Oh, maybe he thought they were baby wipes. Okay. Could be. You said it sounds bleach. You can smell the difference. Who just laid there and let him clean her up? Yeah. Like you're a fucking like you're getting your diaper changed. What the hell? Wipe to come off you. I would not want a man to wipe me. Not me either. That would feel so weird. What did you get? What in the world? That would be a little weird. I mean, I've had dudes do it to me before, but like that I'm in a long term relationship with a wipe. Throw a towel. Yeah. Like I will clean myself up. Yeah. I usually am the one who's going to get the towel to clean up because I just, I can't lay there and all that, you know, how should I deal with my mom hating my partner? Everyone else in my life accepts him. Why does she hate him? You know, any more context? Yeah. Why she hates him? We would need to know why. I mean, like, is she being mean? Is she being jealous or is she coming from a standpoint of like this dude's not good for you and I can see right through him because I am not really the only one who never likes anybody and just can see right through him. Yeah. Every dude that she brings around, you've never like you've ever liked any dude I've brought around and but look how they've all turned out. Yeah. Yeah. Poor, poor really. It's all right. I do feel like mom's like, I, you know, growing up, I never could understand my mom, mom, like always, uh, if I wanted to make like a career change or do something dramatic in life, it was always like, here's all the negative stuff, but really that's the equivalent after like me doing something dangerous on a playground and her saying, be careful. Yeah. Adult version of someone saying, be careful. Yeah. That's it. So maybe she's just doing it out of love. I got pregnant by a threesome with my man at the time and my best friend. Wait, two dudes, one girl, two girls, one guy. Yeah, two dudes I'm assuming. Yeah. Oh, so it's a, I mean, get up attorney, Jess. Yeah. I mean, at least you guys were, it was all consensual. So you can't say that you were cheating. At least it's either A or B. Right. Right. You don't got other letters. Right. Exactly. Via ancestry test found out my 60 year old aunt is not my grandpa's daughter. Oh, that's crazy. That's families more families that are just not fucking that. That's traumatic. You're inflicting trauma on your children by not being honest about where they came from and then then having to find out from another hard way. Yeah. My friend's family disowned her because she brought the family secret tonight. Wow. That's right. On the family. Yeah. Literally. I'm like, that's y'all. Her problem. So sad. I've lied about my body count. Last one. I've lied about my body count. I've done group stuff before tested clean. I'm just ashamed. Ashamed. Don't be ashamed. Don't be ashamed. Don't be ashamed. We've all been trying. We're all retired hoes. Yeah. I just got a hat that says that. I love it. Tired ho. Yeah. All right. Well, those are good. I have pages. Same of those. So we get so many. We'll save them for next week. You can just do them next week. But it's next week. All right. You guys, if you don't follow my Instagram, it's XOMG. It's bunny. Mimi says you changed yours. Yeah. 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