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If you're new here or if you haven't already looked below you see the subscribers and press the bell. If you're new here or if you haven't already looked below you see the subscribers and press the bell. If you're new here or if you haven't already looked below you see the subscribers and press the bell. Go Ho Scam back in the studio. You know what I honestly look like? What I think I look like with a ball cap? Okay. You do. Like genuinely look like you go outside of middle schools and watch. I'm like this. I'm just like, how's it going? No, I think I look like a youth sports coach. Really? I'm like, all right. Sometimes one of the same. Dude. Yeah. There's correlation. Can I? What made you? So your head's so big, right? You have a massive skull. And I can't tell if the extra part that I'm seeing up here is skull or is that air in the head? That's brain. That is absolutely. That is cerebral cortex. So what made? Oh my God. What? The stitches are going to pop on that hat. The stitches? Turn to the side so they can see. That hat. Are you in the last hole? Oh baby, if it's a snap bag, I'm last holding it every time. I have no room for games. You're on the third. Good for you. I'm on the last one. That's why I can't buy a snap bag. And it's not like it's like the last one. It's not like it's like the last where it's like straight. Oh no, this is going like that. It's bad. Watch this. Ready? Okay. It just undid. Oh my God. And you have a red line. It's gold size. I tried to wear one to camouflage how bad my hair is. It's another week without a haircut. I'm going through a rough patch, right? You look like you're like a... Now I can't tell which one's worse. With the hat or with... And that hurts my heart. That hurts my heart. I specifically wore a hat and I actually ended up matching you today. Oh yeah, we are wearing the same hat. We both got the same hat. Now yours got a little stain on it, but we both got the same hat. But you can wear yours with pride. Oh dude, I'm light skin and cool. Yeah. Oh, I got a little Harry Potter JK rolling glasses on. Rolling. Rolling? It is rolling. W. So? Bowl. Bow. Ooh. He goes bat. Oh. Rolling. I'll stick with rolling, but I do think it's rolling. But yeah, it... I don't know. Can you make it a... Okay, can I see the hat? Put it on, but just backwards. Put it on backwards. Maybe that will help. I thought it was not going to help. You're going to see the last hole and all of it's not glory. Please, let me just see it. Let me just see it. Maybe it won't be as bad. You look like a 40 year old that's like an undercover cop. You go, dude, how much for the weed? Dude, who's got the booger sugar, man? I go, dude, all the lame is hell, dog. I don't even want your ounce of shake, bro. Y'all are so... Y'all are... Y'all are... I'll go back to the roller skating park. Do my own doogie. I got doogie? It was a boogie with a doogie. A boogie with a doogie. How would you doogie? I would consider... Teach me how to doogie. I see a boogie almost like the twist. I'm not going to lie. Now you mix those together? You hit a little... And then I just go, anyway, you got the weed. Right afterwards, you go, hunt Jamal. I go, dude, come on, Antoine. Dude, the feds. I'm not one of those pigs, man. I'm just trying to get high and lifted, dog. I want some of your bounce back. I want some of your great grass, dog. Dude, Jamal, don't even give me that because I've been here for the... You're the worst undercover cop ever. I'm not going to lie. I think that would be the perfect role for my debut of acting. It's like an SNL skit to be an undercover cop. It's where I can intentionally be bad at it. That is the satire I think I would deliver. Yeah, it's because you look... Can I take this off? It's tight. It's really tight. It looks fine. It looks decent. It feels like it's pulling my eyes up. No, it is. My eyes are going and getting pulled. Okay, try to just slide the hat back like this. Do that. See, I don't mind when I... Dude, that actually went... It immediately broke. Immediately broke. Try it. Okay, put it on. Dude, your head's so red. Like it's so bad. Peyton, my head is not normal. I've already said this and it makes me sad. In the one time I stepped out of my comfort zone for you, right? Because I can go to a lids and I can get a 7 3 4. Big size, I know. No, you cannot. You cannot fit a 7 3 4. My hat that I have is a 7 3 4. If it's on my head, there will be a red line within three minutes of usage. But, so I said, okay, let me try an 8. Now, I said, this isn't good. No one likes to be the guy that wears an 8. I try an 8 too big. I went, alright. I get on line 7 7 8s. In between 3 4 and 8. I go, that's money. That's going to be my slice of pie right there. The hat comes in. It should have been an 8 1 half. On my head, it went like this. Like it was loosey goosey. I think there's hat companies that make hats for big heads. It's called... Really? We're going to mute that because we know the spots are... Yeah, non-sponsored. But yeah, and they're like smallest sizes equivalent to like an 8. Wow. And then it only gets bigger. It's like the big and tall store. Yeah. For heads. Dude, I went to the big and tall store one time because I thought it was cool. I did not realize it was like, like 53 waist, 48 length. I'm like, is it... Who's... Is this Andre the Giant? Yeah, how many pants? What in the hell? How many pants did you buy? Got two pairs. It was a good deal. Got two pairs. Good deal. I don't think I looked terrible with it like this. Dude, speaking of big and tall, there's really nothing you can do that looks like comfortable. Yeah, no. I think let's just take it off. Because now it's an eyesore. I just need a haircut. Yeah, honestly, or just a head reduction. Oh my God, dude. All right. Dude, speaking of being big, I got real embarrassed this week. Like something very embarrassing happened. You got embarrassed. Yeah, so if you don't know, if y'all don't follow me on my personal pages or if you don't really watch the podcast too frequently, I've been on a health journey recently. Health and wellness queen. I've been really trying to take care of myself. Optically, you probably can't tell, but I've been really trying to watch what I eat because if you've watched the podcast for years, I've always said I only eat fast food. Yes. That was my diet for probably a solid three years and that Peyton has died. Yes. He's come back. Yes. Yes. So I would literally eat McDonald's, Whataburger, Keynes, every single day is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and then at night, alcohol. Like that was, that was my day. I'd be like Sarah, pour me up two Guinness's and have a dirty martini ready after the second ones. Hey, grab them snickerdoodles too. I got a nasty sweet tooth back molar really. I mean killing me. Yeah. So that would be my diet. So recently, like the past couple months, I've been really focused on my diet and working out. Yeah, props. So you know, my girlfriend Sarah has been a great help meal prepping and getting everything done, but she's busy with what she's doing as well in her personal life. So I was like, okay, I didn't know they had this other than factor because I use factor all the time, but I wanted something new. Right. I was like, let me try something new because we didn't go to the grocery store. We didn't have time. Let me just go up the street to this new meal prep place. Oh, there's an in store meal prep place. Basically you walk in, they have this big refrigerator and they got healthy breakfast, lunch, dinners. You buy your meals, right? Fire. You need to send me that address. Yeah, I got you. So, well, no, you shouldn't go there, especially after this happened. Oh my God, it happened here. Yes. The most embarrassing thing happened when I went to this meal prep place. Oh no. Oh no. And you know, obviously taking care of yourself is very, it could be awkward, right? Like it could be scary. This is a new thing in your 72, judgment, right? So you think Jim's meal prep places should be the most open people. Most inclusive. Everybody here, you're allowed in. You're doing so well for even stepping in here. You made a journey to come to this store. You're doing good. So I pull up to this meal prep place. I walk in. The people, the lady at the front didn't acknowledge me fully. She kind of just looked at me and I said, that's okay. I don't like to talk either. So I turn immediately to the fridges because I'm just going to pick my meals out. Now I've been eating healthy and I know my macros. I know calories. I know my protein. My protein. What I'm supposed to be looking for. I've been doing this long enough. So I head to the fridge. I'm reading, right? I'm like, okay, that's 269 calories. It's okay, right? I'm looking. She walks up beside me. She goes, hey, how are you doing? I go, I'm good. I'm good. I'm still looking. She goes, first time here. And I go, yeah. She goes, I can tell. You can tell. Okay. I was like, what? We're going to give her the benefit of the doubt. She's talking about, because maybe you're confusion. Maybe you didn't know the land. So that would be, that would be, oh, you don't know where everything's at. That's the follow up to that. She went like this. First time here, you say, yeah, yeah. She goes, I can tell. She did not look you up and down. She looked at my hips. She looked at my hips, Cameron. She looked at my hips. What would she have done if I walked in? She would have been like, get out. What do you want, walrus? I would have been like, hey. Pizza place is down the street. It's just in CC's. She looked at your hips. She looked at my hips. She looked at my hips. She looked at my hips. She looked at my hips. She looked at your hips. Yes, she looked. She's cinched. Yeah. Thank you. You're cinched, queen. Thank you. Penn, you're cinched. Thank you. You're getting quite cinched. Thank you. You're welcome. I can't say the same. I would return the comment. Other day I was like, whoo! You go, Cam, you're cinched for a pack of cinnamon rolls. Yeah, you were walking up my stairs and you were grabbing the rail and I said, stop it before it breaks. Now guys, you look good. There's a real thing about what a baby does to the man too. Right. Is that a thing? It's a thing. My nipple's been sensitive recently. My nipples got puffy. Yeah. Early onset gyno? Early onset gyno. And it's really bothering me. I don't know. So like I swear to God, before I walk into the bed when Sarah's laying down, I'll give myself a rub or two. You're not no pokey. Oh yeah, I don't want to see you in the fluff, Nip. You're not prepping your areolas for your girlfriend. Oh, I swear to God I am. She's not seeing me on soft. Not here. She can see that all day. She knows there's nothing to look at when it's soft there. But here, no, no. Right now I'm a little hard. A nipple. A nipple fetish. A nipple insecurity. It's an insecurity. Because they start looking like that. Like gumming me out. Like a house shirt elderly. Yeah. And it's just like, it's like sometimes my nipples bigger than my breast. You pepperoni nipple. It's like I really got nipple problems. I don't think you have gyno. Maybe that's when she saw the nipples to my shirt. She said, oh, I can tell. She goes, oh, it's all right, little girl. It's okay. That's still the best picture ever. That has to go on the screen. No, it can't. Oh, put it on the screen. Put it on the screen. That's not you anymore. That's the past life. Put it on the screen. Oh, my God. This is on the screen. Ready? And right about now. So this picture, we were going through. We were keeping up while we were describing. We were going through. We had a fun night. Me, Ryan, Sarah, Peyton, and Liv. And we were out just having a fun night. And I was just taking pictures and whatever happened. We were going through the camera roll. And he was on FaceTime on screen share. And I'm going through these pictures. And he goes, no, go back. He said, who the hell? Go back right now. I go back to this picture. And he literally lost his mind over his own side profile in this picture. It literally looked like I was developing breasts. It looked like I needed a training bra. And it's not funny. Yeah, right. Funny, good stuff. No, that affected me. It literally looked like... It did. It looked like I was prepping for an operation. I think... You know what I mean? I was switching. I think that might have been... Which is fine. That might have been one of your founding really flame under the moments. Yeah. Like, oh, I got to kick it again. No, it literally looked like somebody could have needed me like this. Like, you okay? Yeah. And I would have been... It's bad. It's literally embarrassing. 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And all of a sudden, I'm like, hey, I'm pooping water out of my bunghole. Kind of look like Honey Nut Cheerios. Kind of look like Honey Nut Cheerios. More look like the milk, if you know what I'm saying. Like the milk mixed with honey. Get a little dark tint on it. Okay, stop it, Ken. Sorry. Yeah, didn't warn you again. Anyway, so last week, right toward the tail end, let's call it Thursday. I finally, I was on that very last little thing of getting over it. So I did one more trip to Kroger. So I go to Kroger and to make sure, for any time we feel bad or something, we always take a test to make sure we're not going to give it to anyone else. Yeah. So I got another little flu, flu slash COVID test, and I had two PD lights in my hand and then like an allergy pill, because I was low on it. So I'm walking through the Kroger, and this guy shows up, and he literally goes, dude, hey, hey man, are you a, are you? And I'm like, ah, ah. I'm like, I'm literally just like, ah, I'm not now. And he goes, hey, uh, Cam. So I turn around, I'm like, hey, what's up, bro? He goes, oh, dude, I had no clue I'd see you, you're such a big fan. I was like, bro, I appreciate that. And he goes, bro, can I like, can we get a picture or something? And I was like, yeah, sure. I was like, of course. So we take the picture, and I intentionally, first off, I'm holding stuff, and then on the other hand, I'm just keeping it to myself. I don't want to get this guy on the off chance that I have something that he can get. So then the picture ends, and he goes, bro, can I like, dap you up some? And I go, honestly, bro, I'm not even faking it. I'm really not feeling the best right now. I think we'll just, you know, I feel the love. I appreciate you watching. Like, thank you, bro, you're sick. He goes, no, no, no, no, dap me up, please. And I literally went, you know, bro, that's a flu test and a pedialyte. I said, I'm not feeling good. Word for word. It'd be an honor if I got sick from you. Nah, he's slobbering on it. It would be an honor if I got sick. Then he throws it, he doubles it, throws it into third person. It'd be an honor if I got sick from coho's camp. And I literally went, oh, well, wow, didn't know I was getting that. No, Krogi. When I tell you, I was mind blown. I literally, no, wow. No, I want you to guess my response. You go, so here we go, right? Oh, dude, no, trust me, be an honor if I got sick from you. Be an honor if I got sick from coho's camp. You gotta say thanks, right? I literally went, that's what I did. I'm thinking he's being funny back home. He goes, I was like, oh, you're serious. Did you dab him up? No. How did you escape it? I literally said, oh, dude, you're funny, bro. Have a good one. I kind of do like, yeah, I literally say, oh, you're fucking hilarious. And I started walking away. And then he was like, oh, bro, great meeting you, man, great meeting you. I was like, yeah, sure, yeah, awesome, you're sick. There's people out there. There's people out there, which is awesome. I'm not even trying to sound like that at all, but I feel like I'm not deserving of that. I don't think anybody's honored for you to get sick from me. This isn't a lottery. We're not going on a trip or a steak dinner. I'm not smoking a stove with you. Yeah, it's strange. I had a stomach virus, and he said it'd be an honor. Yeah, no, it's strange. And people, I think I can kind of relate to that, too. There's lines that people aren't really understanding they shouldn't cross, because I had an interaction with a fan this week, too. Oh, my God, I'm telling you, we got to stay indoors. No, for real. So I was walking through the mall. It was me, K. Rob, and Dario. You got to stay at a mall. So let's just call it spade to spade. You honestly, you have to switch and convert to an online shopper. You have to at this point. You are a walking lick in a mall. Everything bad that happens to me happens in a mall. I mean, obviously, the Metaglasses video, that's fire. Oh, that's fire. Now this, right? Oh, my God. So I was walking through the mall. I don't know if I'm ready for this. And obviously, as I walk through the mall, people come up, take pictures, whatever, scream. If you see me in public, stop screaming. I don't like to, don't scream. Oh, don't scream. I understand the excitement, but you're scaring me now, right? You're scaring me, and it's like inviting everyone to our sacred moment. So, oh, my God. They're like, dude, it's Cam. And I'm just like, I'm going home. I don't need anything I came here for. And so we're just fine. Like people are excited. I'm fine with that, right? So I was walking through the mall. Just enjoying my time. And there's this group of three guys that are starting to approach me, right? They're on the other side of the store, but we're about to cross paths. And I can see it's crossing paths. And I've done this long enough. I can tell if somebody recognizes me. And so they're giving me that look and like looking at each other and they're starting to pull out their phones. Okay, these guys recognize me. 100%. So now my eyes go the other way. Because like I'm like, I'm awkward. I don't know how this interaction works. And their approach, they'll approach, we'll talk, but I'm not going to just go. Exactly. So I'm starting to look away and I see them starting to trail me, starting to come to where I'm going. Yeah. Now, one guy comes up to me. Hey, man. Big fan of the podcast. Can I take a picture with you? Yeah. And now I'm awkward, right? And so when people are talking to me, anxiety, there's a crowd. I'm not doing well. I'm sweating and I'm starting to see it. It's like I just got hit with a smoke bomb. You're like, oh, where'd you go? Yeah, it's like I'm disoriented. I'm hearing ringing in my ears like a flashbang went off. And so another guy comes up, takes a picture with this, all one group. Takes a picture with me. Okay. Now the guy holding the camera, he's a bigger guy. So I'm obviously looking his direction. And I don't know if it's the anxiety taken over or I'm seeing something. But as I'm looking at the guy taking the picture, I see something moving on his shoulder. And I go, did I just take some acid? Or do I need to go take a nap? Because I'm seeing some moving on this guy's shoulder that's taking the picture. Now I'm so scared after the second picture, I know the third guy that's taking the picture is about to come and ask. You know how they rotate? Oh no, no, he's going to be right next to you. So I try to turn immediately. But he goes, hey! Big guy. Hey! I said what? He goes, I want one too. Oh, I thought I was insane when I saw something moving on his shoulder. But as he comes next to me to take the picture, his shoulder's touching mine. And it's not just our shoulder's touching. A f***ing squirrel pops up right here. I swear to God, a f***ing squirrel pops up on my shoulder. I said, what the f***? What? I thought you were going to say a cockroach. No, no, no. This guy. A f***ing squirrel. Had a full grown public mall. Wrapped around, was running across his shoulder. I got scared, the squirrel got scared, the squirrel jumped on the clothes rack. He's like, oh no. And he grabs his squirrel and he's like doing tricks with the squids, kids like 17. Big kid doing tricks with the squirrel. And he's like, yeah, you want to hold it? You want to hold my squirrel? I said, oh f***ing f***ing. I will crush your squirrel skull. I said, I was like, where'd you get a squirrel? He goes, it's my sister's. I said, I said, brother, you got that from outside. You found that mother f***ing on its tree and you took him. You gave the squirrel a hair on. Now he thinks you're God. And you, if you think I'm kidding, I sent you a video. You have video proof of the squirrel, of the guy peer pressureing me to touch his squirrel. You are absolutely- And we're going to play this right now. Tell me when you see it start. I hit start right now. Oh, you're definitely on a fake phone call. Grab a mic. Grab a mic. Yeah. I was, okay. So if you see in the video, I was not like, it's a big guy. Bro, you touch his back and he literally springboards back to his owner's shoulder. That's not his owner, Cam. He was kidnapped. That's not, he was saying that squirrel didn't want to be in JCPenney. No, I'm not going to lie. That guy looks like he owns a squirrel. Let's keep it, let's keep it a bean. Also, that wasn't a phone call. Okay, yeah. So there's two parts to this. Care. There's two parts. That was not a phone call. So as he said, when we're in public, specifically the mall, people do approach often. Yes. His go-to is usually phone activity. Yes. He'll look down at his phone and he kind of just starts navigating and I'll be like, hey, let's go left here. Let's go, I keep a, keep a swivel, right? This time, he's talking. Yeah, so and he's just kind of rambling, kind of like softly like mumbling into the phone. Just, yeah, and I was thinking, all of a sudden, the weird thing was this. How long was it? Yeah, that was the weird thing. There was no breath in between. He was just kind of like, just, like there's no interaction. And I'm thinking, my God, he's giving a speech on the phone right now. And I literally look up at one point and I go, who are you on the phone with? He goes, we pause for just a second when he thinks we're in the clear. And he goes to pull the phone away and he goes, hey, Miss Anubis, good to hear from you. This guy was talking to chat GPT for five minutes while we were walking through the mall. God forbid he talked to his friends, much less anybody in the general public. He's on chat GPT talking. You need to go to hell or be arrested. You are a terrible person. I was like, dude, honestly, I've just had a rough day. I don't even know. I mean, I understand you can't physically give me a hug. But like, dude, maybe the funniest joke you could find, let it rip. Why are you talking to Miss Anubis when you have two human beings, two sentient beings next to you and a squirrel master? You think I'm kidding about my anxiety. It's so bad. Oh, I know. It's real. Whenever we're in a public space, I can tell people are noticing me and they want to talk to me. The best way I can get away from it is being on the phone, because some people, not everybody, will respect the fact that you're on the phone. I'm not going to talk to them. And it's not that I don't want to talk to you. I don't know how to talk to you. Yeah, you're just freaking out. And so I'm like, normally I'll call you, but you're not available anymore. I call Sarah, she's not available. And those are the only two people I can talk to. Right? They both said, what the f***? They said we were literally with you. Yes, but they will interrupt us if we're talking. They won't interrupt the phone calls. So I was like, the only person I have left is Miss Anubis, my chat GBT. And he says for five minutes, I was like a 25 minute. What were you saying? You were literally just rambling, like nonsense. No, I was talking and then when she, I was literally having a conversation. Like that's not okay though. That's strange as f***. Like that's so different, bro. You understand that. Like that's so, that's so insanely different. I don't know how to interact in public. I don't know what to do. Train, learn. Dude, we need to... We need to stretch you. Okay, let's train. Train. How do I train for talking in public? You literally bump a shoulder with the person you go, oh I'm so sorry. And then you start talking. Okay, okay. So we're walking through the mall. Are you a fan? No. Regular guy. Regular person. Ready? Boo. Oh, man. Sorry about that. Hey you. Hey you. Yeah. Hey you. Hey you is crazy. Hey f***ing you? What is this? The notebook? Hey you. Hey you. Oh. Oh. I'm another guy. I'm just a grown man. Hey you. The hell? Let's go away. Sorry, man. Try again. If you say hey you again, I'm leaving. If you say hey you, I'm leaving. Yep, alright. We're walking. Oh, sorry about that. Is that an oopsie? Yep, oopsie. Oh no, it's all good. Hey don't worry man. My fault. I think you dropped your wallet, bro. Oh sorry. I got a cold. Okay, alright. Okay, how do you. Okay, you need, no, shut your mouth and listen. Shut your mouth and listen. I am your friend. I am your brother. I am Cameron, right? Yes. I'm here with you in the flesh. Yes. You can talk to me. Uh-huh. So for the sake of the. You'll get what you do. I contact Sodor, right? For the sake of the activity, right? I am going to be someone else. Yes, yes, yes. But you know that this is pretend. So you should be able to give me decent effort, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay, we're gonna bump. And if you say hey you, oopsie, or I gotta talk to my AI Claude agent, then you lose. I feel like my hands are losing, like feeling. Here we go. Here we go. Just let it flow. Think of it like basketball. One, two, three. Ready? Mm-hmm. Watch. Walking. Ready and. Oh, my fault, man. No, that's all good. Hey, I think you, I think you actually dropped your wallet, bro. Thanks. My fault. Do you go, bro, do you go to this store often, by the way? Which one? This one right here. It's called, it's called Dick's Sporting Goods. Yeah, I love it. You love, really? Is it good though? I was trying to find a jersey from my little boy and I know they have the fan shop down there, but someone told me that Dick's has like good prices. Yeah, they do. They do? Okay. All right, bro. How old's your kid? Oh, dude, thanks for asking, dude. He's honestly hilarious. He's like 14 months right now. He can talk yet? He's 14 months old. No, he's not really talking that good. You know, like toddler baby. Yeah. Like they go just over one year of life. Yeah. Sorry, that was a bit rude, man. I've had a stress day, dude. My boss is in there. Yeah. We all have one, and they all stink. Bosses are really good. Bosses are... Opinions are like, we all have one, and they all stink. Okay, man. Hey, are you all right, man? I don't know. I just feel like maybe God sent me to the mall all day to bump into your shoulder. Can I pray for you? You all right? God needs to send me into a truck. Hey, don't say that, man. Yeah, don't say that either. You don't get down inside. What are you doing? Where's your son? He's at home with his mom. Do you need water? I go, hey, man, you're sweating a lot. Are you okay? Seriously, I'm trying to help you, man. I mean, if you want to go about your day, call... Dude, f*** that sh**. Oh, I don't know how to talk, bro. You just said, yeah, they do. Good prices. Good prices. How's your son? How's your son? You're a kid. Where is he? I don't know where to look and eat your kid. I don't know where to look whenever I'm talking to people, like new people. I just have to look around, and I'll be like... You know what I mean? It's so... And bless your heart, because the unfortunate part about that, what the hell was that breath? You just said, what was that? It's so exhausting. Peyton, relax. I can't. That's a mental problem. Take a breath right now. That's like, okay, you didn't breathe, man. Just take a breath. One breath. You do f***ing breathe. Seriously. You're thinking like it's something I can just fix and think about and calm down and control. You wouldn't talk to somebody with... What's it called when you can't read letters? What? When it's scrambled letters? Dyslexia. Dyslexia. You wouldn't go to a dyslexic person and just be like, hey, read Harry Potter, right? I wouldn't go to any human being ever and say, hey, just read Harry Potter. And how am I going to know they're dyslexic unless I talk... You don't speak in optics. Is dyslexia only for reading? What do you mean, as opposed to an auditory version? Yeah. Is there audible dyslexia? There has to be, dude. The way my wife responds to questions I ask, there has to be. I'm like, there's no way you think I just said that. Yeah. I'll be like, hey, babe, where's the water? She's like, no, next Tuesday, 11 o'clock. I'm like, what the hell? I'm like, I said, where's your water? She said, oh, no, that's tomorrow night's dinner. I'm like, I don't know what's happening. I feel like I'm being pranked. There might be... Isn't... Because we won't ever know. Dude, let's look it up. Let's look it up. Can somebody... Look that up real quick. Can somebody look up? Is there an auditory version of dyslexia where people are just... Where people are just hearing and the words become scrambled? Oh my God, you might have that too. Oh my God. Hearing dyslexia. It's herlexia. It's herlexia. While there's no official condition called auditory dyslexia, people sometimes use that phrase informally. Typically, they might be referring to auditory processing disorder. In that case, the ears work fine, but the brain has trouble decoding the sounds, especially speech. Oh, well, there we go. Maybe that's what it is. You might have APD. Not to be insensitive. Well, I don't want to say I have that. And why are you saying me? No, sometimes you hit that too. No, you take my sense of care for what you say as APD. That's not it. That's true too. Awesome police department. Quick sidebar. You're a girl. She sounds all right. Let's just say that. Let's put that out there. No, I think we have like a... We definitely have like a... Let's put that out there. We have a thing with you. I don't know if this is... No, that's fine. Because this isn't a real episode. This is an intervention. That's fine. Okay, that's fine. Go ahead. Oh, drop the curtain. Let's just keep a... Let's call a spade a spade. Okay, do you think people have attractive voices? Absolutely. What makes an attractive voice for a woman? So for me, with my wife... Dude, that's so lame. No, but I'm saying like... I'm taking me out... I mean, I'm not taking me out of my marriage. I love my marriage. But I'm saying it's like... Are you okay? You sound like you're scared. No, I... No, it's okay. No, I'm not taking you to love Olivia. I love Olivia. No, I was going to say some of the sound are crazy. But... Like, I would think... I would think I don't have an attractive voice. Like two women. I don't think if someone... No, you don't sound good. Yeah, exactly. Like, love is blind. And I think when you try to sound good, it's like decent, but you can tell the force behind it. No, you can't tell. Oh, you can tell. No, no, no. From your brother's side, you can tell. The females, it might be like some weird wicked voodoo. They might be... Oh, wow, he's so like... He's like kind of hard and dirty, but like he doesn't really give a f***. No, can you talk about... Because you and Robbie and everybody have talked about whenever I used to hit on girls, I had a certain face and a voice. Oh, oh, yeah. But you say I had that, but I still don't know what you're talking about. There's one word that describes, if you truly don't believe you had a voice and a face, and that word is lie. I did not... Lie if you don't think you had a voice and a face. I did not have a voice and a face. What was my voice and a face when I was hitting on girls? You're on a face time, right? Okay. First off, God knows it was through face time, not just nose to nose. Nose to nose should be like... You just took off. So face time. First off, oh, wow, oh, wow, this is jogged down memory lane. First off, never ever. Is it an answer like that? It's always like this. All right. So it was like a upward light thing and you were literally going like this. Like... A lot of... A lot of lick-lipping. A lot of lick-lipping. Oh, my God. Get off the phone. Oh, she has to go study. Oh, you have to go put up shots. Whatever it is. Get off the phone. You would swipe up, swipe right to Snapchat. You would hit Snapchat and it'd be this right here. I've never made that face a day in my life. Oh, my days. I don't even know how to make that face. What? Go ahead, Robbie. What is it? Oh, my God. The deal-closer was right here, though. Every single time. He'd be in that smooth bag of talking. Yeah, that's cool. Right here. It's the open mouth, top teeth showing, and the gaze. What the fuck? I've never made that. It's like your bottom teeth disappear. He was like... Yes, bro. She would start talking and you would close and seal the deal with the... What face is that? What face is that? And then my face is completely gone, but I'm a whisper that last sweet nothing into the thing. I'm like, yeah, I'll make sure I'll call you later. All right. Get the fuck out of here, bro. Hey, it worked! Clearly! You knew something I didn't. I was like, you want to see my Yu-Gi-Oh! collection? Or, I mean, if you don't mind, I'd really like to play Black Ops for like four hours with my friends first. I was like, then I can guess I'll take you to Chili's. Oh, man. I don't think I ever did that. Oh, you did. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Financial stress affects way more than our bank accounts. Boy, does it. It could take a serious toll on our mental health and relationships. I mean, I remember times where finances was all I could think about 24-7. It's not just like, oh, I can't go to the store and buy this, but it's like a daily, hourly, minute-ly thing that is weighing on the brain. And it could be weighing on your brain right now. I mean, 88% of Americans feel some form of financial stress, at the start of 2026. And this month, we want to normalize the emotional weight that financial burdens and stress can bring. Therapy isn't about financial advice. It's about managing the stress, the shame, or anxiety that can come with it. Therapy can help people unpack the relationship with money, build healthier coping strategies, and feel less alone in the process. Therapy is really important. I advocate for it, Cam. 100%. And I think you don't just have to experience major traumas in your life. Finances is a huge thing. Therapy is important to talk about. BetterHelp Therapists work according to a strict code of conduct and are fully licensed in the U.S. when life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com slash Y-S-K. That is betterhelp-H-E-L-P.com slash Y-S-K. Now on to the rest of the episode. The Usional Podcast. Dude, okay, now I have something that I was going to bring up, but we could not leave that story. But you had the squirrel kid, and it reminded me of something that I saw this weekend. What'd you say? I have to pull it up. I'm going to learn you something. Learn me something. I like what you talk to me like that. Oh, Southern Black. Oh, yes, sir. Now, that was from... Now, if you do it... No, that was a bit much. That was a stretch. That was a yellow card. That was a mistake. I like saying yes, sir, though. But not do... That's crazy. Now you got to get on. Not like that, though. I'm saying I like... It's more of a Y-E-S-S-I-R. But if you say it quick enough, and we are from now, it comes out sometimes. I need the class to be quiet. I'm learning you today about the world's dirtiest man. Me? Oh, if you ever... No, no, when you hear this, I have a question for you afterwards. But let me just tell you this first. The world's dirtiest man. This is a real living man, and he's dead now. But a real man that existed, documentation. Amuhaji. Okay, that's his name. A man who actually existed, I'm not going to say in his country, right? So he went 60... 7 years. Oh my god. Oh my god. They said, you speak about him, you will perish! Uh, police investigation. In a Dallas college campus. Yeah, uh, not totally sure what that was, but we hope everyone's okay. We're going to keep it rolling. We're going to keep on going, see if we need to do anything. Yeah, so back to learning you some. We're going to talk about the world's dirtiest man. Okay, what makes him the dirtiest man? You wait. You wait to see what I'm about to say. Okay, this man, Amuhaji, he went 67 years without bathing. 67 years without bathing. And that, my friend, is the scratch on the surface of what this man did. Ready for some stats? Okay, 67 years without bathing, so how old did he live to? He was 44. So 67 minus 94, like what, age 40 he stopped bathing? No, that'd be 107. That'd be 107. 40 plus 67. Oh, so like age 30 he stopped bathing? Real lispy. 27. So my age, if I stop bathing right now, you can live to 94. Wow, I don't want that. Oh, if you didn't bathe for a month, I'd probably significantly decrease our friendship. Oh, I didn't bathe for two days, because the experiencing the experiencing the experiencing the experiencing the experiencing the experiencing the experiencing the experiencing the experiencing the experiencing the experiencing the experiencing the No, okay. He drank muddy water No camera he ate Mostly left over and thrown away garbage food and the cherry on top. Yeah He smoked cigarettes using animal dung This man took a pipe Grab Poop from a sheep and went And now the best part about this man, right? So he and put in his I don't know if there's a village city, whatever Yeah, it got so bad, you know almost seven decades of not bathing It got so bad that people captured him and they forced him to bathe and No, hold on. Hold on being captured. You imagine you smell like so bad You're Best part two months after the bath died. Oh Probably like the fumes and all the perfumes he was smoking animal piss and poop for so long Oh, man on the dead that he actually cleaned himself hit a little dawn bath. So yeah dead wait, so we was he Now I got to know why he was doing this Dude, dude, that's the same like I want a record. What are you doing? Because I want to be sensitive to the man, right? I do because if he Didn't have access to certain things, right? And he was just like maybe was a homeless guy I didn't have money and he was like that's just the way he was living then that makes me feel for him Like okay instead of the city picking him up and throwing him into an epsom salt I Maybe we should have put some Go fund me for my man You know I need you to find out some arbor reds instead of sheep poop Maybe I got smoked something better That's what I'm saying I need you to find that out before I commentate on it because that's a tricky situation if he was less fortunate like if he Could not do that and everybody was just picking on him and like You know my man's dirty that look up. I'm muhaji AMOU H8 look ups here, but yeah If he would now if he was homeless now, that's that's what I'm saying that is that's something else So but my question to you after learning about the world's dirtiest man. It's genuinely Yeah, okay first off you name the price you name the price What do you want the price to be for your price just say it like what how long do what to go without bathing? How much do I have to pay to go without bathing? Yeah, but you I'm talking for the rest of my life No, no, no, no, no you I'm gonna give you different increments. You're gonna tell me how much it would cost Okay, we say the question. Okay I'm gonna give you different increments of time without bathing and I want you to tell me how much it would cost Okay, okay first one simple one week. You gotta go one week $5,000 you go honestly just like mental freedom. Yeah We're up in the ante. Yeah six months six months without bathing a year without a singular Now you're not you're not over here smoking animal feces. Yeah, you know to do that You live your daily life. You just cannot get a shower. Yeah, you cannot take a bath for six months. Oh What's your price tag blank check in front of you probably about two million dollars two million dollars two two million dollars if I feel When I get to month three I might have to up that's about five million. Oh, you don't get the up it though Oh, I can negotiate if I smell like that. I'll be like either you bump it up or I'm putting this on your nose I'm putting I'm really rubbing this on your face and God knows where you're gonna get. Yeah, okay next one We're gonna up it significantly. Okay three consecutive years Over a thousand days without a singular bath or shower three years. I need about 15 million dollars Okay, I need money to get away from everybody and I can live a life away from everybody with my means and I don't I don't Need a function in society if I have 15 million dollars I can take that live somewhere far away on my own stench You know what I mean? I don't affect anybody around me. That's the only way You know, I don't feel like you would do it for any amount of money. Okay. Oh This is probably the one if not One of few times that you're being a humble princess No, because I'm talking about your actual life though because you have a kid. Yes, you have a wife So they are instantly involved in your Oh, you know, I live wouldn't go for past anymore than four days. Oh my god. She'd like get out of the house Nobody, this is my house. She'd like get out. Yeah, I'd have to I'd have to bathe. Okay, you are go you exactly I'm saying it. So I don't think you'd be able to do it In your honest life with you know, you know my frugality and you know if I if someone said a check for 15 million dollars Yeah, I don't I literally I don't care about live right now. I don't care about you, but I don't think that's true I think you're podding right now. I am a genuine in a genuine state I don't think if somebody give you 15 million dollars, you'd still do it if Because of your kids in your wife pain my kids my my son. Yeah, 14 months old Yeah, my other son is yet to touch oxygen. Yeah, he's not here. Yeah, right? Three years. They're not even gonna remember stinky dad. They're not gonna remember stinky papa, but they will remember ah We'll take the Porsche today Let's just go stay in the Florida house for the week 15 million dollars paid 15 million dollars for a thousand I think I think that sounds good in theory, bro Hey, you're downgrading my my determination. Okay, what about what would you do live? I literally do what would you do with live? Now that'd be a conversation Yeah, but the guess what no because that is the conversation you're giving me something without her in it like that's your life You have to genuinely okay answer this 15 Okay, let's say this first if we both got checks right now for 15 million dollars. Yeah, it's suck it dry Oh Not suckin it now We have to do for it if you got 15 million and I got 15 million. What are we doing? We're cool, right? Yeah, I'll never hear from you again. Yeah, so 15 so I look at my wife and the eyes I go I'm 28 you mean to tell me I gotta be the dirt you go rough 28 cottage cheese 28 28 at 31 years old. Yeah, we're done. Yeah, and all I have to do is not bathe Okay, maybe I don't exercise as hard and as often will do get big and in smelly But maybe I eat good still maybe I hey I'm gonna live upstairs for three years, right? You can say downstairs with the kids. I'll help with the kids probably not gonna get too much tiger time with me, right? I think be disgusting. I think in a realistic world. It's impossible for you, bro I don't think you possible for most people, but if there's actually 15 million dollars cash untaxed in front of me like a say it's like a Mr. Beast video. Yeah. Yeah, where you're literally looking at it. Yeah, bro. I'm not baiting I'm done three years. I'm fine with that. I'll do three years if I'm sad enough like I like it Like that's not even a question for me like you don't have to convince me, bro I think I could go 15 now the final question. Yeah for the rest of your life What is the price tag that would take for you to never bathe for us your life a billion dollars? I'd have to be a billion. Why is he a humble queen today a billion dollars? It's not humble a billion dollars. I don't have my I don't have to worry about anything My lineage doesn't have to worry about anything. I lose say 200 billion bare minimum You're insane. So you kids that's not realistic. That's not true If somebody offered you a billion dollars you would take that to not be the first in your life You would take I think that's a harder take than the three years for 15 million Okay, a billion dollar the rest of my one in all your billionaire who cares who I can't do anything I can't guess you can you're a billionaire. You can do whatever you want. That's not true You guys you start up your own village you can start up your own community Village of bacteria on my shoulder. I can't go to UFC for 12 Oh You could buy a piece of UFC and owning so you can do whatever you want. That's not no but first off Okay, when does the billion get paid out? I mean immediately. It's liquid Direct deposit. Oh if it's immediate. Yeah, I'm never been exactly I thought it was like we got a hit 15 years or something and then oh no, no my god No, dude you we brought this up on a live stream or somebody brought it up on a live stream And we've been meaning to talk about it for a while. It's the hands and feet thing But I don't remember what it was. I don't want to take credit for it Cuz somebody in the tick tock comment section we were on tick tock live Yeah, and someone simply slid through dropped a would you rather and it sparked instant controversy between us I really don't remember it. So say it was would you rather? Have hands as feet or feet as hands. So basically you either have four hands or four feet. Yeah Now oh, it's easy He claims it's easy and I take a different approach. I answer I would rather have four hands Now that sounds smart. That sounds very obvious. That is the obvious choice. I would rather have four feet Why because when it comes to survival? You're so I am out running you can you live in a wealthy neighborhood What survival like you don't you don't survive for anything if an EMP goes off when we go back to baseline humanity I'm out running. I hate the I'm the early bird getting to the worm first. Stop it. Keep it realistic I'm talking we're talking about real life. You don't have to survive for anything. You don't hunt You don't gather you get your groceries delivered to your front door. Yes. What are you talking about exactly? But you never know stop without you know, I'm talking about real life. Okay. I don't need four hands It'd be cool, but four feet you would be more efficient Your real life efficiency goes down if you have four feet If you replace your hands with your feet your efficiency gets cut in half. I don't think so what I don't think so I think I I think I very quickly adapt. I think I very quickly Listen to me. You don't pan Z. You careful. Well, no, I'm not saying I'm saying they can write They basically have four hands if you have four hands you literally just have four iPhones in it We sit around like this Wow, that's a motion I'd be an alleging Okay, but imagine I can that's two more things I can grab that's two more things I can do like I can still walk on my hands You can't grab things with your feet. Yes, you can you never grab the pencil with your feet. What no I don't grab I've never grabbed anything with my feet There's people and God bless their soul and I love that they do that and they strive There's people that don't have a singular hand right and that's disability and they set records in video games That's not you with you won't be able to do that. You just think I don't have I just don't possess the ability to adapt You're the most regular person. I know No Heard foolers that nice that's a little both baseline But you think if I woke up tomorrow and these were feet that I just immediately become a vegetable Okay, do something right now without your thumbs without my thumbs. Yeah See how hard that was That's how much harder that was see it would take a while Exactly, but my life does not take a single hiccup if you take away my feet right now put hands right there I think you become Believe it or not I think you become more sedentary without your feet if you get forehand drink back. Oh dude I can do anything I can I can sit here and drink my espresso while I scroll through here Why smoke a stove with that foot while I read with that foot and you're gonna be so caught up and oh I can do so much I can do so much you're just gonna sit there the only thing that would happen is I'm gonna have four feet I gotta be free. I gotta go run in the wild you won't be able to do you can't hold your son You can't do anything you'd squish him like you'd be like this Do I need to go back there is people that have records with nothing? That's the most elite elite of people you are the most mediocrity Mediatric what's not no mediocre I would I would adapt no you don't you don't adapt to anything in real life now The same way you don't look your hair. I don't have my need a haircut. I know I know I know I If I got if these just became feet right just like this. Yes. No thumbs. I can still came Kennedy dies with no thumbs No, I don't do anything with it right? Hello, yes. Yes, I need a double pedicure. Yes staff right there boom I can still you're saying my life gets ten times better if I lose my feet and they were crazy I think you I think you become the people in Wally. I think you become so Self-sufficient on your quadruple hands that you don't do with them with fish in his head right here. Oh my god Dude, I have the best metrics. Oh my god. I'm running for platforms at once. I'm my own Claude by I'm my own a I agent I am Mr. Nubis and then ten years ago by and you go dude I haven't left the house and I and I'm sitting there running like a Clydesdale. Oh my god, dude. Oh my god become a different person imagine my biceps over the size of my quads Kim you're them you have the most access to everything right now you you have you have unlimited resources and reach great appendages Great everything you don't use them right now. So if you hinder that right now What do you know you barely you don't run on two feet? You're gonna start running once you get four and you're bent over like this. Yeah, I feel like a cheetah. Yes Oh, I do it right now Going for a quarter of the fourth camera. Dude. We got a lot of nails on the ground Clear the fourth camera move the chairs. I Want you to do I want you to run like you have four feet. Okay first off for clarification you Imagine getting on a handstand right now probably hurt right mm-hmm wouldn't feel too good right? I have shoes on it's not gonna be Completely the same because it's gonna be your legs powering them, but it's still kind of hurt This is tender compared to a foot. Then why do you wear shoes to protect your feet exactly? You're gonna wear hand shoes gloves. You're wearing gloves. Yes, you're gonna wear gardening gloves. No construction gloves Okay, you cannot do a handstand, but I can do this if I had four feet. Yeah Oh Yeah So you have the classic gallop which I just I just presented the guy But you also have the two and two little more skillful like advanced technique show me what's the two and two? That's Kim your head is so big if it's at that angle for too long you're gonna pass out But you have to understand my spy I'd have like a nat like a like a holistic spinal fusion I wouldn't stay like this. I would become I've become very proper in a good form. I'd become like that Kim your wife would leave you and your kids would disown you no they wouldn't Cheetah dad My father's a lion you would be slow. No, you know how k-wrap got the little the little caps a little The meat hooks on the side meat on his feet. Yeah. Yeah, what do you think it happened to me, buddy? I would adapt. I would never adapt you up. You know one would touch your hands. I thought I was up just who just oh My god, I have a size 13 14 on my head. Oh, I'm joining power slap. Oh my god I'm the greatest power sliver of all time. Oh my god. I don't know bro I'm just saying that came up and on a live stream and we were meeting to talk about like three weeks ago That's insane You're still like you're insane, bro You just don't but you're just so all the time you're all the time You're so out of the box and this is the one time you're like do your hands. No, I'm just really sick I'm realistic as you go into the sick bro if we're going back to primal ancient Greek I would run the Empire like bro. It's not like we're in 2026 first off. I also think I'd get way more publicity Publicity yeah, I'd get way more sponsors way more deals than you Kim. You don't post now you would you have hands if you had feet You couldn't hit the post but I'm not talking about post I'm talking about dude There's a guy that has four hands. I'd be like, oh, that's kind of cool. What are we gonna? So just chill it. Oh, yeah, you guys four feet. Yeah, let's go do them. Let's call him Octoman Yeah, let's put him in the circus. Olay in Vegas. You'd live in Vegas for the rest of your life What what's the problem? I get my nightly paycheck. I go over put it all on black hit it and boom chilling I mean my four feet are gonna have Balenci's on now You get to buy gloves I get to buy shoes. Yeah, that's fine. There's levels. 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Do you know what that is if I never heard of Artemis 2 or one? Artemis 2 is the prequel is the Space moon exploration Convoy that's going out. Can you use less words when you speak to me? Rocket go earthy moon Again, we're going to the moon currently wait bring this down to me Okay, so we sent a rocket with astronauts to the moon really a couple days ago actually new astronauts new astronauts I didn't think we saw it astronauts I Thought NASA program got shut down. I thought we stopped funding it. We have astronauts really NASA's been around maybe it's I've getting certain private sector funding They got more of like a collective bargaining. So we're at that. We're going to the moon. We're going to the moon big asterisk though big asterisk right in the year of 2026 yeah, okay, we're going to the moon and we're just driving by We're just having by job look look the little moon's take a couple pictures and head on back We're not even stopping on The moon, but we're sending a rocket with human souls. Yeah, guess what? This is the best part We're not going say the moon's here. Say we're here. We're not going like this. Oh, hey moon and then turn it back around We're completely going around it and coming back home Now wait, we're window shopping the most we're window shopping. Why aren't we landing? Because we've never done it before there is absolutely Absolutely if this does not solidify the fact that we have never been to the moon Yeah, I don't know what else does because it's been 60 years right have cars that drive themselves We have we almost have or we do have quantum computing But we landed on the moon played nine rounds of putt putt Stuck a flag grabbed some moon rocks took a couple flicks and then launched back off that back when there wasn't even a cell phone And now and now we have fully autonomous cars AI that knows everything Robots we will we will we robots? We have we have we have everything. Oh No active threat to the public police have cleared the area roads are reopening Okay, we have essentially everything your mind can imagine and It's been 60 something years and we are not Landing on it ask yourself why I'm telling you right now. We've never been on the moon We've never been on the moon and for anyone that thinks we have God bless you I call it naive you can call it what you want No, I know that the internet views me as a stupid person, right? Oh God get a good get a grizzly job. Oh We've never been on the moon. I know it was for the space race, right? Yes, because who was it Japan? No, Russia. Yeah, it was Russia that got there, right or they were trying to get there But we're like, oh no, no, we have green screens. Yeah, we just go out to a desert in Nevada Right. So my whole thing is if we've gone to the moon we would have gone back by now Oh, yeah, and so now this just does solidify it because if we have the technology to go back now We would land on that thing and say what's changed since 1943 when we went with Bill Nye or whoever in the monkeys No, no Bill Nye possible monkeys not sure on that one and not 43. Okay. Well, whatever happened close enough. Yeah We would go back into a vint diagram. What's different? What's the same parent contrast? What's in that middle ground and you want to know something that they always hung their hat on? Oh, there's no news There's no reason to go back. It's not profitable. How do we know? What does that mean then why the we drive into just drive by it? Yeah, what's the profit in that? Yeah, what it sounds like blowing money Is there something that said that they're looking for specifically? They're just going to take a couple flicks and that's the best part We are sending human lives to space first off. They went around they went around the earth two times Take to catch that speed to get the old the old old velocity vortex Gravitational pool slingshot so how long have we been in space at the hold the whole trip's like ten days So they're already there and they've gone around the world twice on the way doesn't that take a year? No That's three takes three and a six and five to circle. No, that's us around the Sun. That's us around the Sun That's us around the Sun. How long does it take for the moon to get around the earth? Did you really did you like not not pay attention? But did you ever did you ever go to a science class? Yes, like literally one of Gregory one of them. Yeah, and you don't know that the moon cycle is What are months like that? That's that's the moon's based on a month It's not based on the month didn't know I'm not no troll On on everything. I did not know that the month had anything to do with the moon I thought the moon had to do with the waves and I'm not trolling. You don't know crescents. You don't know the half way. Yes, we're seeing waxing winding winding I knew those yeah, but I thought that was a shadow from the Sun It takes 30 days to go through its process. So we're going to his random We're going here 365 the moon is following us going like this. Yeah every 30 didn't know that I didn't I thought it was random I thought it's like oh, we're gonna cuz I thought that's why it was like special you get to look outside every day Like all the red today like I thought that's what it was special Oh, we got a new moon werewolves are coming out and I thought it was the spot If we knew when the werewolves are coming out. What's the big hoop? I put up a cage. Yeah, I mean big cage He get them all you know little flannels Circus no, but the the fact the cherry on top like I said, they're using an old Nikon from 2016 They're using an outdated Smaller camera No, we're neat like nowhere near of industry leading and this isn't like some you go buy it best buy I'm talking like Matt like incredible better than the naked eye camera. They go. Ah, no We already spent some billions to get them up there. Maybe trillions Let's just just throw them like a little Nikon, huh? Just matter of fact sit with their iPhone Let's just sit with their iPhone take a couple pics the moon. So why do we have people going if you answer it for me? Why this whole thing it makes no try to understand why do we have people going if the machine's gonna take the picture itself? What isn't the world isn't the rocket gonna take the pictures? Who are you and what are you listening to wait? Wait? No, no cuz that doesn't make because we have in the space right now That's taking pictures we have satellites satellites taking pictures Why don't we just send up another satellite to take the picture? Why are we sending humans? So you're saying there's a person that's like satellites don't go to the moon The satellites stay in our orbit They didn't stay near the earth isn't the moon in our orbit if the moon is orbiting around the earth The moon is in our gravitational pull. Well, it's a lot of about 200,000 kilometers away The satellite I don't do kilometers How many miles is that the set lot of miles? Let's call it that a lot of miles wait moon Here I understand okay shut the fuck up shut up So we have satellites that are far further than the spaceship or closer than the spaceship. Holy I mean this is this is a wicked Further closer how far is the satellite further close significantly closer? Okay, so what is it? It's a it how do we have pictures of galaxies miles and miles away far far away? Because we got these big telescopes We got these really cool cameras and because it's a bunch of So wait we could have a telescope in a camera that can take pictures of galaxies far away But we need people to go to the moon to take pictures Thank you, it doesn't make sense. So we just got a You know I mean like He's like you got it That's what we're doing that doesn't make They go Houston mission complete there's a hundred people that doesn't know it's stupid and I don't understand it doesn't make all a facade It's all fake. I know what we're doing talk to me. We're putting some out there We're dropping something off and getting rid of them old files We're getting oh, yeah, they said they said once we hit that back side of the moon go ahead and open that old shoot Oh, maybe they got to send oh boy his his rations for the year because maybe they put them out there and they're Sending him is common sit common sary commisary. I'm a sary. I'm sending them honey buns and He had a new year a new D magazine. Yeah, oh, could you imagine spanking it on moon? Oh, dude? I'd be the best Oh my god He's like It's CJ's it's CJ's would explode You put dynamite in Elmer's glue it's CJ. Oh, yeah There's he's enough so much force in the gravity because it's low he'd go He like shoots into the crust of into the like he's like Breaks into the moon appears. It's so hungry for it. He takes off his helmet He immediately turns into like a cold Chris Lee's like And it's like this look he's like And then even though even though he's 100% dead he's crystallized he goes like this oh That would have to feel great wouldn't it because like it's like the g-forces. Oh my god Yeah, wow, but just a vacuum of space. Oh, no, it's like a vacuum. I thought we forgot we You go I know a vacuum And it ain't con air we know we forgot about something though You gotta be in your suit okay, not knife you're in the spaceship Oh, I was talking about I literally was quite like talking about like a lawn chair on the moon surface Oh, and you're just sitting there just yeah, good little whack and then you just go wow dude I it's really hard for me to believe in space man. It's a really it's a really hard thing for me to I think the more I've more I develop the more I don't believe it honestly, you know, and I was telling you on the phone earlier I don't believe in history now that like not that it didn't happen But a lot of it didn't happen the way that's told like you were telling me today Let me can I tell can I back story? Yeah, I don't believe in history So he says he doesn't believe in history and I was like bro the world we live in today is wild like we have AI We have there's there's missiles and submarines. There's all there's just everything There's trains that go 300 miles an hour and it's like it's so crazy It's not even think 2,000 years ago, but just think 250 years ago like when this country was founded like We was horse and buggy in muskets and so he goes yeah, don't believe in muskets really Go what do you mean? He goes? Oh, there's always been an iPad. That's what he said to me not technically he's told me There's always been an iPad, but the common folk didn't have it. Yes So I believe that history is told as marketing I really do believe it because we found out so much about the world now how it operates and how there's elites that actually run it Everything and we don't know much right so as technology advances and as our access advances the more we see behind the curtain We know more behind the curtain now than we did 20 years ago 5 years ago. We know more now, right? So imagine back then when they actually controlled everything they were writing these books It's all what they wanted you to know and you can't tell me I'm wrong. I Not saying you're wrong talk to me. There's two sides to every coin you're right There is and we're getting that one side of the coin. Oh, we are also We are also very much getting the other side because you got to think as technology advances Oh, you can't tell me you just how you said you can't I can't tell you you're wrong You cannot say I'm wrong okay tell me how as a technology advances We are learning more real stuff and we're also getting So much cannon fodder so much more so much more propaganda everything's propaganda history has only been told by the winners No, that's fine. I'm talking about there's more fluff. It's always been fluff. We're getting more no It's always been fluff back in the day. You never know what's true day when you were about to go to war Everyone knew you were going to where there's not like holy I'll say drop cowboy Carter. Oh my god. There's a pretty tongue There's there's more fluff. There's more fluff something crazy nowadays about to happen. There's gonna be some Riot something like that. There's some pop star just dropped this thing. Oh, there's pictures of Justin Bieber and his new There's so much more to take away from what's actually happening. I'm not even talking about that. You're on a whole different thing No, I'm talking about actual just the history. I'm talking about what is told about that is not real I don't know what you're talking about with the other stuff I was saying because you said the more we advance the more comes out. Yes, and we know yet But also the more stuff it is not like There's more sources and there's more things that come out, but they're not all credible They're not saying but nothing is completely credible ever I think you can't just say you can't say your textbook is credible that you grew up on you cannot say that How can you say that? How do you know it's credible just because that's what was given to you? That's you're just accepting it because that was what was given to you and that's formal and that feels right Because why would they lie to me? They've been lying to you. Oh, there's been liars from the start But I think look who made those textbooks. I'm not gonna say look who made them. Oh, oh mother got some Yeah, he's the actual I happen to coming out about him. Yes, 100% so why would that be credible? Why would I trust this person? But I'm not even textbooks are like 20 30 years ago. I'm saying I think truth Holds more weight back then than it does now why I think it's less now because there's less people holding you accountable Back then because there's nobody that had the access to hold you accountable Well, I don't I don't I just say you now you can say something and you have the masses that all these people can find They can look up their voices are heard Nobody's voice was heard back then but that it's all this this this talking piece up here at the top And then you just kind of have to follow you have no acts We're gonna do write it on a pigeon and send it off no one carries you can't you can't Those people were not questioned because their power was so much more powerful than it is now But yeah, you're like the top in the top in the top. I'm talking about day to day. No, you think you're cooking with grease I'm saying to your point There's also just as much lies that can be spread misinformation that can be spread through so it's like it's a wash Now I think I think it's very much. I don't know. I just I just know there's AI There's all there's deep fakes like the truth is definitely going to be a way More thin line now and moving forward then it is back in the day I don't know I just I just don't trust what I was told about history because it's just it's just it's an old Spanish trails All this whatever it's called what's called to this? I don't you'd love that Spanish truck to the to an extent. Yeah, it is it is This episode is brought to you by see by Audix I gotta tell you about this game changing product I use before a night out with drinks It's called pre-alcohol you heard about it talk to me. Let's face it after a night with drinks I don't bounce back the next day like I used to man. 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Yeah dress like Peyton when he wears it Can we address the rumors about our relationship being broken up? Yeah, there's there's there's rumors that we broke up because of me oh yeah on accident so on a Previous episode like two episodes ago. I was promoting the tour and it was like it was the first time he Explaining that what the tour is about and you know what the tour is about like the differences in our lives, right? Yeah, and I was saying a disheveled dad. That'd be me and I was saying a rich I Meant to say bachelor, but I said rich single bachelor. I said single and then dude the comments Flood gates open Sarah, but I said single like not married cuz I was talking about how he's married And you know on your taxes you follow single you do yeah We're talking about taxes. Yeah It's weird. He brings that up. I don't think we're talking about taxes in the moment though You know hate to be that guy hate to stir the pot, but I think I'm gonna stir here Sarah What do you think about those comments? What do you think about those him saying he's single? Oh? I didn't see any of them so I don't oh God bless your heart. There's about 400 to 500 There's a lot like a Monday episode. Yeah. Yeah, it was on the YouTube that people she's only in the koala club So you should join the koala club to patreon.com sensational podcast link is in the description Do you feel good about being here? Do you feel happy or you confident or you little nervous? Are you scared? Well, I didn't know this is gonna happen today Yeah, she literally just joined me work today like yesterday She was like I'm gonna come with you to the studio and I got super excited cuz I love when she's around and little she know oh Yeah, sorry we're in love dude, that's why I mean it's not our fault you don't allow live here I go wait till you're eight years in with two kids. I go you're like, ah, I think I'm just gonna go try to record some I Look at it. Yeah, I'm just kidding. I love but after they haven't even talked to you since episode 200 On to 12 girls. Yeah, so 12 weeks since you've been on a mic. Did you watch it back after episode 200? It was really hard to watch Really? Why hard to watch you cuz of yourself. Yeah. Oh god. We've all been there. We've all been there I watched it. I was like did everybody in your life watch it. I was like like you're getting a lot of text Yeah, my sister called me crying. What? It's just a big deal. I'm crying. He called me like balling. Why? Because she was like I'm so happy for you cuz she hasn't met Peyton yet. She lives in California Oh, yeah, it's so crazy cuz I mean she we haven't physically met but we're like talked on the phone itself Oh, yeah, we we text and all that. I mean I mean literally I Love her sister. I Tried to do something nice for Sarah and you know you text the Sister the sister the best I need you to get some information for me. Yeah. Yeah, I got you never text me back I mean, I was like, I mean, I can't it was pretty much like this. She's like, yeah, of course 100% Yeah, 100% that's her. Yeah, but um how have you felt about this this? Newfound attention you've you've you've gotten. I mean your Instagram. I mean it just it's tripled up since episode 200 But you're not like an even like an internet person though. No, I think I'm like so distracted at just I Don't know just yeah, you're just chilling. You don't even put too much thought behind it yet Yeah, but she's super smart with like posting and stuff like I have the teacher like I didn't really have to teach She never even does it but like yay if you're at somewhere don't post it while you're there People might be there and you know, I mean so but she's not really good and she doesn't really she doesn't read comments She doesn't like check That's good. She's cool about everything. It's like the perfect person to have in this kind of journey with you in his job But tour is coming up A lot of fans are about to buy tickets or they already have bought tickets is is the Sarah bear gonna be in attendance at the Weiske house tour Yes Go Sarah go Sarah go Sarah She's actually she doesn't know this but she's gonna have a five-minute stand-up during the show No, but she will be there Last time you came to a couple of shows on tour last year no one knew who you were But this so you were able to move freely through the venue She she asked me the other day That would be the same way. No, she's like do you think people are gonna know me if I yes, it's like yes Yes, they're gonna know yeah, no, I can't I'm I'm so excited to see people come up and take pictures with her And how she reacts. Oh, she's gonna be like But that wasn't because they knew you were this cuz you're hot and I want to say this No, no, I want to get this off my chest. No, I'm I'm tired of going places with her I am tired of play going places with Sarah price. You gotta pay dude I am I am gum on the bottom of people's shoe when it comes to her There is so many times where we'll be out together Every time we go out people will come up to her and be like you are beautiful by the way like Are you a supermodel you are stunning? Everywhere we go. It's gotten to a point where all literally stopped the people from saying it I'll be like I'm here too. What about me? They're like you are absolutely Gorgeous the fit is giving. Oh my god. You're just beautiful and your bae is ready No, it's like And so some people like we're at Topgolf's people came out it took pictures with me like fans of the podcast Whatever and then these like some time passed and these two girls came up and they came up to me And they said hey, can we take a picture and I literally was about to go. Yeah, yeah, fun They go with her and I go oh, I was like You want to picture with her and I was like you watch the podcast they're like podcast. Hey, what's the podcast? Yeah, wait, what's going on here? Oh, she's hot picture with her and the worst thing is when they asked how did you get her? Sarah my attractive yeah, they gotta go So much you're talking to like a little cousin sick. Yeah, they gotta go. Oh you gotta be funny. Yeah. Oh That's so painful dude. Oh my god like I Mean I had it too in the beginning for sure. I mean still not like lives gorgeous I'm I mean I look rough as hell right now I mean you've had a you hit a peak like oh guy your globe was great And then you just hit rock bottom back to you some with some of that offspring man Soon as you pop one out your life just kind of changes. I'll get back though. Don't don't question me I wonder what I look like when I'm y'all's age. What the Me don't say that you're like I'm old Oh, no, you know, it's bad We'll drop something like oh we'll be together in the house and I'll drop something just like regularly drops on the ground I'm like I'll go pick it up. She'll go no no don't pick it up and I'll go why she goes you're back She was we need to preserve it. It's already Yeah, she'll show you. Oh, it's okay my old man Don't you ever call my pookie your old man? We are we are fruitful. We are young do we so many So many good days in front of us talk to me P. K. Love it. Do we seem old to you actually no good Okay, I think cuz I'm around y'all so much. I almost feel like I'm y'all's age Sometimes I'll remind myself my age. I'm like Oh, yeah, okay, we got this sounds She's only your way four years younger than me. Yeah, yeah, that's not that's not crazy You go hate your Oh, that's funny. Dude. She said something on the way up here and she said I can't I want to tell the fans this about you and Cam What you said only if the fans knew this about y'all when we're driving up here So if you know so Sarah rarely drives up, I don't know what's about to be said Yes, Sarah rarely drives up to work with me. Yeah, and Sometimes when we go to work me and you get on the phone. Yeah, we talk she thought she was like she literally said Y'all talk a lot before your jobs where you have to talk They started talking about conspiracy theories. Oh, yeah, the way to work dude, that's that's our life man That's our life we do that every day every day because we used to be when we lived at the old spot It would be like this do you like we take the same route and it like just be Simultaneous we'd always be like yeah, but just talking yeah happen Yeah, we talked for like an hour before we have to talk for hours. Yeah, yeah I told you is like kind of like it's the warm-up before the actual talk because we don't want to just get into the podcast Oh, yeah, when singers are getting that throw getting that old larynx loose. That's what we're doing You look very pretty opening up the mind. Oh, yeah, the mind. Yeah, you look like a oh I got a couple things you look like but I'm gonna keep to myself Oh some beef brewing between you and that's kind of what I want to get into oh, let's get into the beef man Let's get that Mongolian this is the first time I've been in a happy healthy relationship. Wow. Oh my god Honest to God I went right to what's what's the places you go to when you get you get the meat and you cook it yourself What's that place you know You said beef right my mind went to Korean barbecue Fanta. Have you ever been genuinely? Genuinely, have you been? Yeah, really I don't like looking at raw meat before I eat as a weird raw meat thing whenever she's like like Seasoning the meat before our meal prep. She'll put gloves on she does not like that No, it's not wash your hands and make it Like the feeling no, but I'm saying you put gloves on what are you dexter hiding the evidence? You're gonna eat it you're gonna put it inside of your body You think touching it's gonna mess it up wash your hands with soap and get to it Korean barbecue try it though No, but I don't feel like why am I paying for Korean barbecue? It's kind of like Like if you go somewhere and you like there's a s'mores dessert, but they bring you like this little fire It's like it's just an experience. That's not it's not what I want to do But it's also it's also all you can eat. It's also buffet. Mmm some places So it's like yeah, you're cooking it, but they literally bring you you'll be like Can I get 20 more pieces of the season whatever comes out and you literally drop that on your What like looking at it raw before you know No Yeah Okay, but there is something I want to do because this is the first time I've been in a healthy happy relationship ever in my life Right with somebody who loves me and cares about me so she claims. 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But you've gotten into the deep layers. Do you feel more confident? Yeah, bulls I have peeled back the brim of that onion so many times. I've seen it from the back. Oh, man I'm here. I'm here. Let's do it. You've peeled it back. I feel the back soft from the back. You know, it was good Oh, there's there. I'm so ashamed. We're being honest She said oh Dolly I am absolutely confident that I know you better okay, okay Wait, wait lay out the rules though. Is it just first answer is it has a hand and then you go? How do we do it with live we did like first answer I don't remember for auditory sake Do we want to do you have to hand and then you can say to her nothing? You say me talking over each other say me and then I can go to you and I'll pick who said it first okay All right, and then if I if you get it wrong, I get it right goes to her in the points up. Yes, okay? All right. All right. All right. All right. You're going down. I'm gonna look at you here. We're gonna start. We're gonna start it simple What is my favorite color me? cam Okay clothing or just color color Oh my god, we put a timer on you red And the loser is out of my life Oh I'm moving in I get the new big house Okay, okay, okay Okay, hold on you make me nervous. What is my go-to breakfast me? Sarah now as a friend. Yeah right now. What is it? three tablespoons of egg whites I Which is 25 calories Jorbal three tablespoons of that that's really going Three ten you can eat that singular bite you can eat that singular you can I tried adding a fourth. He knew Ped du we gotta get you some help He said he said what's this he said this is more than three he goes. Oh my god. That's so much you want me to be bloated That's 32 calories of egg whites you want me to have a bad day Dude no no we're having a talk dude three tablespoons of egg whites that is I want you to understand serving Payton that literally when you fry that up. I you know that can't be bigger than that You can really go. Oh dude breakfast You don't have to chew it you can go And he's like this nice so wired for the day What's here one to one? We're not one to one and shit three tablespoons of egg what there's nothing else bumped it up to our get a hundred calories now of egg whites So it's but for like a week. It was three. Yes look more than a week as a while He didn't know Spoons of egg whites is the crazy. I know you were miserable and you're trying to fight it You hate it driving to work you look like this Okay, it's time to go work But there's no there's there's literally zero enjoyment of that there is you can eat healthy and eat the good food and still enjoy them That is is genuinely like that is the crazy I've ever heard in my life Do you understand how small a tablespoon is our plates next to each other? You would have thought I was like five hundred pounds compared to his oh dude Oh, you know the next question. Okay, I'm I'm scheduling someone talk to this is getting sickening. It's weird Okay, next question one one next question. Oh my god. I just thought about my taxes All right What was my first job me? Oh Was it oh she's gonna get it wrong. Oh You're gonna get it wrong. Oh, wait. No, you're gonna let her answer. Sorry. Sorry. Was it orange theory? That is incorrect My first job paid stephawden. I necessarily can't swim, but I sure was a lifeguard Incorrect. Oh, it's technically not a lifeguard Pull monitor that is correct. Oh bite me. That's a half point. That's a sum Okay, no one gets the point. No one gets the point is a pool monitor because a lifeguard I was responsible for saving lives as a pool monitor I just have to monitor the pool if somebody drowns is not meant to me I could literally watch someone drowning. I didn't owe you technicality It was to upkeep rules no running no glass make sure everybody that's in there is a member So everything basically was a cave's a Karen on a long I was everything without saving lives If somebody was drowning I just had to throw them the little a booey and that's it and watch the By the way, if you if you were the pool monitor at my pool my children would never ever attend there Just throwing that out there. I'm like, oh wait, that's that skinny light skin kid That doesn't care it doesn't want to be here and he doesn't know how to swim. Yeah, we're not swimming here. Okay. Oh, dude You semantics honestly Matter of fact 30 second time out. I challenge I call a challenge if I guy if I close it's not it's not right though, okay Okay What what you say you just don't know him. Oh, okay. Yeah, you ain't gonna be that tough when you're packing your You hitting that you all you ain't gonna be tough when I'm moving into that king-size bed Oh, you ain't gonna be tough when that's my triple rod closet. You ain't gonna be that tough Sarah. Is it bad to begin hard? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, what is my go-to what a burger order me? Sweetie Even clear way large day coke Even poison you didn't say her we both said me at the same time. Hi. It was a time so she went took it When the is that ever happened? You're the Joe you're supposed to declare who gets to go What on earth just happened? Good job, babe. I just wanted it more. Oh She's on her dough. She's on your right now two to one that that's in that's act Okay Hey, cut her me cut her my turn turn her mic off You don't play dirty who is my favorite actor of all time me me me Sarah again So are we done with the rules? Are we done with the rules? No, seriously? No, you know, I'm too competitive for this I was not gonna be good for my blood. You know, it's not gonna be good if there's rules in place We follow the rules if there's not rules. I will be before Sarah I will be louder than Sarah and I will do whatever the did pointer reviewed tape. I did point at her This is supposed to read. Okay. Okay. Okay. You know, gotta make sure we're clear on my points. Okay. I will say this Yeah, we can go for the me's allowed quick. Whatever we do not speak until verbal confirmation is given from judge Okay, deal. Okay. All right, three one. Wow you cheat. Oh my god. This is a cheating couple a cheat not on each other but on others God they're cheaters. Okay. Okay. What was the name of my pet turtle me cam? Jaws correct. Okay, two to three two to three. Oh, here we go. I appreciate that. She did she did good I appreciate that next what is my order from McDonald's me Cam double quarter pounder. Oh large diet coke fries That's it. That's it. There you go three to three. We're going to five three to three. We're going to five Here we go here we go This is now I'm gonna get into you actually have to know Payton Harden actually gave me a headache. Okay Out of all three high school musical movies, which one is my favorite Sarah? the third Good for you good for you. I was trying to finish the question. I was trying to be proper, but it's okay Or three loser. She has one more to get right before you're out of my life What was the name of my first YouTube video ever? Oh, I mean me me grandma's making cookies close enough. It's grandma's cookies Four to four oh four to four oh Oh How about let's not focus on like history. Oh, she needs a caveat. Oh, she's not the real love I've been there. Oh girl. I've been there is about me. I've been there done that and completed him before you even know Wow when you made that first video Oh no, oh no you've been like six I think I was 12 Boy, okay Okay, this one you have this the final one you have to know me and both y'all do know this answer You shouldn't if you don't it's gonna hurt my feelings last question. Okay all the marbles. It's been a fair game It's been a fair game no shake. Okay. I was about to say that Score four four to four going to five. This is going to five. This is JB chip brown What the hell's that? Now you ready yes, you ready can yes, okay What is my favorite album from the weekend me? She said it first house of balloons It's incorrect It goes to Cameron Kennedy I Believe the correct answer and for the win my dear melancholy Cameron Kennedy with a way Sarah how do you feel about this? I get the closet I get the shower I get the bed I get the sunroof I get the theater Ain't it just kind of new fridge not for you My fridge my soda my meals not yours So how are you feeling great? She's a good. I like it anyway. Oh I'm just kidding you can stay you know, I'll take that part out of the contract. I'll just take the winnings I'll take all the press run that comes with it. You can say you say the house bear He loves you I would I went I love him enough to not let him banish you Chastise you and shun you from the community you can stay talk there before we get out of here Is there anything you want to say to the to the YSK people that you might see at the YSK house? Sort of it's available right now if you want to come see Sarah bear in the crowd You should see is I come also linked in the description. Yes, or anything you want to say before you get out of here See you there. Yeah Also, um, we're gonna be asking on patreon we're about to make a post Because me and Sarah are gonna do a couples Q&A Yeah, I will live on patreon ad free and uncensored We're only gonna get the questions from patrons and it's only from the paid tiers So if you go over to patreon join we're gonna put up a post they ask questions for Peyton and Sarah Yes, the couples Q&A anything you want We're just gonna cut these out put them in a bowl and pull them out Yes, and for the og members y'all remember that we did the drunk Q&A's we did two versions of it It's it's the same format just a couple's one so ask the crazy stuff ask the deep cut stuff Ask it all and if it gets pulled out of that bowl or if it gets chosen at random isa It's gonna be answered and it's gonna be the truth Ladies and gentlemen, so yes leave all the questions every question you got it's gonna be fantastic video I'm ready for that. I'm excited for that. Yeah, watch that bowl of popcorn. 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