Duck Dynasty Appears in the Epstein Files for a Bizarre Reason

This, this, this. This, this. This, this. And the zebra's got a better coat. I've put it in the use. He still stuck on the zebra. A zebra's got a better coat. Yeah. And what? Then what? But imagine, okay. Actually, here's what we got out. What did he do to go back? They are just prison jerks. But, but, there's skate pricks. We got horses because we were riding around with swords stabbing people. You wouldn't want to be on a zebra when somebody else was on a horse. Yeah. I level. You're, you're Mike set out again. But, you got to have the high ground. Yep. I'll be one can I'll be taught a set. Thank you, Hunter. How did Josie Wales? Yeah, you want to be, you want to stand. If you're in a sword fight, you want to go down at him. You know what, be stabbing up. No. Tell you lose arms. You're going to be stabbing the zebra or somebody's stomach instead of the person. Yeah. Cutting the guts out of the horse. It, me and you were in a sword fight. You'd rather be on a zebra and I on a horse. You're going to lose up. No, I don't want to be on a horse. David's going to be on a Clydesdale. No. I want to go on a wild horse. I don't like being cut. I'm going to be in a side by side. We ain't going back to the middle ages. We're going to stick to right here. But that's got to be why they just stuck with horses. I want me, I want me at least a stick shooter. Well, I think they probably stuck with horses because horses are what we have. Yeah, but like they, they're going to be in a zebra's in Europe in the middle ages. Then they would have probably tried to domesticate them. How many zebras in a heart? Well, that's what I don't understand why the people of Africa didn't try to domesticate it. Because they'd use camels. Yeah, they had camels. They didn't have to have a zebra. There's half a million zebras in the world. They had something that would that would already haul the load. There's a lot of people that would have been going to be on a ship that they would have been on a ship that they would have been on a ship that they would have been on a ship that they would have been on a ship that they would have been on a ship that would haul a load. Desert ship. And that was a lot. I'm a swimming one I look at a camel and a zebra a camel just seems more user friendly, like I make a Yeah, he and he seems to be a lot more chill like he doesn't that one out of that safari parking Chill. Yeah right up to you and try and take your snack take it right out your hand eat the whole thing Well, yeah, he's been trained spit on you. All right, so there's half a million zebras in the whole world How many horses do you think there are five? That boy way yeah, there's there's 60 million horses. Yeah, it's probably why they went horses. Yeah There's way more up way more of them kind of like chicken. Well, yeah, but why we eat it both of both of them are dangerous I get on no horses. I don't trust either one of them. No, I'm saying they're dangerous. Yeah, you think you're in charge But and luckily the horse does too, but as soon as the horse realizes he's in charge it's over for you Yeah, yeah, they made a TV show about that one time where the where the animals were like wait a second We're bigger faster and stronger than all these humans and started fighting back. Oh, yeah I think it totally failed, but it's a great movie idea Do you know who depends on the human being who's training them planning the waves? No, do you remember like that? I don't know if there's a game, but there's definitely Like the animals hunted the humans and that was like a joke back in the like early 2000s I've always said if duck shot back it wouldn't be nearest fun. Yeah Oh, no, no, no, because I always said hey if animals 100 Us like we hunt ducks we'll be extinct. Yeah, it was a whole TV show called zoo Back in 2000. It didn't make it very long But the animals that said what if they decided to take it back And then they just started fighting all of us for no reason. Well probably because we've been eating them for so long Yeah, but until then animals get a thumb And possess a firearm. It's gonna be a bad deal for them a lot of the animals have done Oh Who's hunting gorillas? Yeah, like he goes sneak up on you You ever seen a gorilla? Yeah, but one of the best days of my life We when Carter was in the NICU we would just we were right beside the New Orleans Zoo And you know sometimes we just had to get out of there. It was like Carter. We'd take you, but you know We can't you need all these wires right now one day we'll go back and I walked out there and they're like we're gonna Do a demonstration with the gorillas and they just started throwing fruits and vegetables these suckers And they were just snagging them and then like biting a whole head of lettuce. I was in throw. Oh, I was hoping they throw them back Oh, yeah I wonder how fast the gorilla could throw a head of lettuce Pretty fast back into crowd Well, he ain't got a warrant. He could throw a he could throw a head of lettuce And he could throw you as far as he threw a head of lettuce. Yeah, I had been to a zoo I used to be used to be used to tell him about a brute and gorillas over back gorilla. Always my favorite because they approved. Oh, I believe it. He's like to really bear That suckers bad of bone. Have they ever trained a gorilla? I don't think so. Oh, yeah Yeah, that lady there's some lady. No, no, look. There's some ladies that lived with them. He's from a jangaro That's right. Yeah, she lived with them and and and interacted with them Hmm she braver than me I see I watched one episode of that TV show zoo said I'm out So did they figure it out? I just looked at it. I'm really bad. I mean, I'm like Ha ha ha That's like 1992 That's like that's Jeff Foxworthy. You might be red Yeah We're doing the whole separate conversation. Thank you. Yeah, it's about animals hunting It's deer sitting by the fireplace with a human over the fireball. Oh, they use sell that at that big dog store Exactly. I saw I said early 90s humor Jacob. Do you sell any big dog t-shirts? I have You remember them things. Yeah, if you can't run with the big dogs they're on the poor Yeah, I had a buddy y'all know you know, Jake umble Uh-huh he hunts out there all around y'all Know I'm a big umble. Yeah, he on south side. Yeah, we don't know But that sucker used to wear a big dog t-shirt every day to the third and fourth grade dogs I missed the no fear stuff. Yeah Like all the no fear stickers and fear this and all that stuff like that was always yeah There's always made me get there's a bunch of shirts like that where it will be like a guy sitting on a tree with a gun And he's asleep and nobody the deer or in hunting clothes coming after to get whatever happened That old boy that peed on everything you remember him somebody finally whooped his butt did he don't have No, you know the old enough for that you're talking about like the same what's the hot rod the movie where he puttles up the tattoo And it's like the guys the kids peed it was cowable. Oh, that's what happened in hog. Yeah, they they remade him And he was always peeing on fours on the back of Chevy and he's peeing on Chevy's on the back of fours I'm like, yeah, we just all just buy truck for the right price and get along. We need to bring him back Yeah, start peeing on stuff again. I'm really against that That's right. We can I says it all the time piss on it. I mean we might as well Let's let's redo it with psi peeing on something Make him a miniature person. Yeah, Calvin. Yeah, make a little miniature bearded man peeing. Oh dirt I bet chat GPT can do You we could tell it to make a mini psi Robertson peeing on whatever we wanted to don't like it piss on it This was on the back and I can be that we're not even talking about the Epstein files Or the arc ellie files that was on the bat. You can't say that That was on the back of every Chevrolet in this title. We can make that aside He's like peeing on deer hunting and then has a duck hunt hat on or something. Yeah That's what I'm talking about. Why did we do that? I don't know. Why did it go away? I don't know Very good I didn't want to look at the picture I mean peeing peeing on stuff like is a little I mean I just see my boys. They like peeing on stuff I get it. You saw the picture that kept sending you over your initials in the snow So every well we were out of water so when it iced I went to the same place to pee every time And I carved a deep JD and the eyes. That was good looking. Yeah, that's why I said it was a concerning color too Yeah, we got to the mud Are you okay? I thought he may have been in kidney failure What's that was about? That was just the rocks underneath bleeding through. I was like oh man That does not look good. I literally I was like I got nothing better to do I'm just gonna at least make some art out of this mark. Look at that side JD wrote his name. I wrote my name. They don't teach you that in grade school with the ice it was something you need to go to the doctor Why that it is a weird color right? Your color right right? That's the mud from underneath. No, it's color right right color is it? It was clear. It's kind of a brownish But I I get it if it's the dirt underneath the dirt, but that's how often I had to go to the dirt underneath I was getting my hair cut this morning goes how'd you make it? I said well so cold every morning I'd seen so many movies about our friends from Wisconsin. I said I'm just gonna try this diet their own. Yeah It worked. I lost seven pounds in seven days over that Why did you lose weight when it was did you lose weight when it's cold outside? Yeah When you when it's cold to your body burns more calories trying to keep up with your body temperature I thought it would be better for those hot outside. No sweats and myth. Well both both I'm on a meal here. I just mean it doesn't equate to calories I would bet that both of them equal to a loss in water weight because like when you're sitting there not doing anything You're not drinking water either because you're not you're not thinking I need to stay hydrated through I'm back I'm back down baby. Yeah, I was trying to get down and it was worse These are cold. What are you talking about just in general? Like over time. Yeah, I think being cold over time would maybe be worse Yeah, I might maybe eight no thinking eight no doubt. Yeah, but I'm showing your body moon's capitalism But be way more hungry. Okay, cuz you lose them water right and then when you're when you're cold I don't know what you're losing water too because you don't think to drink it because you're not doing anything If you don't have any fuel when you're cold your body is gonna run out of carbohydrates and fats to heat your body up Too cold to drink anyway Everything I had was freezing I would rather go well no, I had that weird deal you know like went doctor goes to you right out of a heat truck I would or like I just know you'll cause in a building that like he was on fire. Yeah, and I don't care how many stories up Before I would burn death. I just wanted that hold on we're talking like fair and high No, we're just talking about sitting on the nose would be in the air I think I'd rather yeah That keeps saying you can put on more layers. Let me tell you something that ain't true. Hey, I'll tell you this though I don't believe it if you freeze To death at least I know I'm gonna be numb at a certain point You know what I'd actually go to the gym if you didn't have to go to the gym and that's where our friends over at tonal That's why they make so much sense because you can do everything at home plus at smart compact Honours the convenience of a full gym and the guidance of a personal trainer all from the comfort of your home praise Hey, man. Hey, look you're going to spend as much on gas and time to get to the gym And this is just right there at your house. 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Yeah, you freeze it But you know how you get those ads that like how did they know I got to add for building a house in Neighborhood just outside of Orlando though the day. I was like How you know I've been thinking this for a week? Oh my ads are just straight and generate Like generac. I mean you name it. I have gotten an ad on social media for every generator company most of mine Every even heard of mine's just realtors and other things to move south They're like you don't belong that far north. I 20's not even safe anymore Global warming has put us in such a bad spot. I got to move south like a duck. That's oh, man Whatever happened to global warming by the way, it's a mess. I think I think it won't I still watch you know, I think it's a memory. I can't remember who was pushing that he was one Al Gore. Al Gore. You know, go. You know, when he invented the internet Al Gore I bet he in that fight. Yeah, Al Gore. I should got to stop with the files man. Oh, I mean they're out The only thing in the files that made me laugh apparently Oh boy watch duck dynasty once or twice And somebody just ripped three port a new one So now I'm off the hook with my good three port people because they said far worse thing. Oh Why do you you don't like three port? I can't talk about it anymore No, that I tell you about my three port. Oh, love to hear it Tell me about that watch stuff might get shot in the parking lot of a goodwill straight up I didn't tell you all that now. It's like four four three years ago. I went to a goodwill There's a goodwill out there that's like there's thing called goodwill bins and Essentially like all the discarded stuff or overstock of stuff they'll put it in the bin and then you buy it per pound I got a goodwill They have one in shreeport and when we were doing the blind and we filmed it in shreepore I was out there a lot and so I met some friends that were in the vintage business and they went there a lot So I would go there on a regular basis what opens at 10 o'clock I got there at 10 o'clock and when I walked in the door Literally walked in the door all you hear is like it sound like something falling off the back of an 18 one It's just like pop pop pop pop pop pop pop When we turned around everybody was running into the building and I watched it do run across the parking lot and right like 50 arch of my truck Just fall over And we had to like stay in there And the dude died zebra's were more fun to talk about. No, I'm just saying Like that took it took it. I thought we were like got shot by a flesh woman Like ran in blood out. Yeah, he passed away in that parking lot a couple hours later That is a rough story. Well, I thought we were talking my shreepore What's that got to do is I shouldn't laugh Father forgive me. No, I don't know how to I don't know how to cut that I just thought you said you had a bad experience shreeport. Well, I was like I got Like a dirty bathroom. Oh my god road. I was for real. Oh, I don't go to those parts of town. Yeah Hey, K all of I'm just oh, sorry. Hey, but well, you know, we do like about shreeport. It's a period I love it greatest Mexican restaurant in the world. I'll say that in shreeport. Oh, he's yeah, that's a good one Hey, it's up there. You go there. It makes me happy when I'm sad. Yeah, you go superior and then you get a little concert at the Brookshires arena. Yeah, go make shreepore a little better the last time we were there We just went and saw mr. Krius did the the eight or downtown which I didn't know existed But I knew now John John Krius. Oh, John friend of the podcast personal friend of mine. Yeah And fired off in the group tech lately. He get him. He wasn't planning. Yeah, as you get married leave him alone. Is he like shreepore? Yeah, I get man. He seemed to We made fun of it like they all with like all comedians are allowed to make fun of towns podcasters aren't That's what we learned probably is we went something made donut. Well, they got that too. Yeah, I got a good thing I was a good closure for you. Allison Noel Watson. They created her and I'm appreciative of that place You just don't want to go back. Yeah, I rescued her so Refugee Hey, I wish I'll say this last week. I wish my butt was in shriek head bow Yeah, suck on that y'all always talking about us The shreepore having zooers that just us I would think so right Hey, they're aquariums actually legit is it southern aator taco bell about you y'all bound her What are those things I don't go let me say they're not in the same. It's a story I'm not trying to tell the story wrong, but I feel like y'all would know the story about Willie with Randy Kirby in the car Getting southern made or taco bell and he didn't let him eat it in the car So for a long time he had beef because he made him ride the whole car not eat his food in the car But I thought it was southern made in shriek port there come back from somewhere and I just you actually just gave me maybe the greatest segment of all time idea Well, here we are we invite people that knew Willie when he was 18 to 25 to come tell The truth about Willie. Oh, that would be a great deal because Randy would let him eat in his truck big Dave shot a nail gun at him And he tried to run him all the way out of town. Oh Ron Howard he punched him in the face Willie punch Ron Howard in the face. Yeah, when he was like 17 Like we're wouldn't William when Cory and Willie just got married like a Thanksgiving They're like playing basketball and he got a little rough and supposedly just what he didn't punch him in the face punch him in the chest Out. Yep. That's a true story. Yeah, that's my cousin. Yeah, you should have been there Willie I was a kid. I'm telling you Willie has some crazy stories. Have you ever He didn't really fit in uh to the neighborhood for a while. No, he sounded like a menace to society You know one time he shoved gravel and gimbers mouth. Yep. Like when he's like a little kid gimbers My shoved gravel my mouth. I'll be pretty upset gimper well gimper cut all of Willie's baseball cars and half and Willie ran him down the road Crackled him and started sheven dirt and rocks into his make about that. That is this awful punishment. I was gimper My hats off to you for cutting the job today Oh, no, we could there could be a whole podcast on people you you probably have some wild Willie stories from when he was well Were you in the army back when Willie was just a minister society? Yeah, yeah good for you. Yeah, he wasn't around I wouldn't row I would uh, I mean Willie was kind of guy. I mean he didn't hear on that two mama. Oh, she'd have some she has some stories about Willie Why Why would Randy not let him eat this car? Have you seen him eat? Yeah, it looks like me when he eats yeah, but somebody wouldn't let me eat in their car. I'd be like I get it But it's just funny because he like you know, Willie used to hold grudges or stuff like you used to I mean I don't Yeah, you stood okay, he could still do it. I'm not I don't I'm not personally He still talks to Johnny D about canceling lobster Like Willie never he never is yeah, but I like an elephant but short term short term memory not great long term memory Nominal like it should be a sign to the study on the show. Yeah, we should bring in Johnny Big day. Oh, yeah, everybody everybody anybody that I need to find his youth group Ooh, Zach Steven who is his closest friend when he was young like he didn't have any himself rocks and people's mouth really I mean, I don't know I'm so himself. I don't know. I didn't know if he was like close to anybody It nothing I remember my dad literally shot a nail gun at him. Zach Dash has some pretty funny stories really I'm back in him Dave. It was it was uh It was so many pranks Yeah, everybody pull so many pranks. Yeah, pranks were My mother used to Grandpaul would go out and check his garden Every morning, right and he wore a big land of boots. He slipped on And after he was checked to garden My mom was go out and still one of his watermelons And he couldn't figure out how to use doing it Well, he's gonna take a nap. She's slipping there It is boots slip him on and walking his footsteps. I have seen checked the garden bumping watermelon until she found the right ones. You want to eat and still go eat it And then go put his boot back. You know, it's always insane. Oh, that way she couldn't be trapped. Yeah You know what's not for listen There's no shortage of duck calls a camo around here. That's a given But now there's no shortage of good coffee either And that's because our very own John Luke Robertson and the duck commander crew have dropped their brand new coffee Commander coffee. 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Yeah Yeah tracking stuff and that got pretty easy it set when it got real hard like I noticed when jude would go out She wouldn't even leave a trace you wouldn't even know where she was once it was a ice rain Just running on it's hard to cement you still got ice yeah, yeah even after the rain I thought the rain would get rid of all of it, but it's It's not and like under the pine straw and the flower bed still like rock hard Like it's incredible like this like the ground is frozen and people live in that it's used to live in And I know they're saying what y'all choose to live in 110 absolute. There's Canadians in this world And I just don't get it. Yeah, I don't like people that live in Minnesota. Don't get it That's why they're all so mad. They're just cold. Yeah, I'd be mad too. Yeah Just walk out pissed off every day. Yeah, well, how do you think they're so mad? I belong And with Jimmy Buffett's lifestyle. I truly believe that. I was made to live that life. He's an island boy. Yeah Give me some water boat. Let me just Let me see you forgot to order you want to be a beach bump Not necessarily a beach boat. Yeah, yeah, it's what Jimmy's bucket. Well, yeah, but I like I could skip the whole beach part like put me on the dock Over the water and I'm good. I don't need the sand. I don't like sand either. Yeah, you're good. It's up for once every 23 years One in her day. I'm third. Everybody headed to the beach in the summertime and as fields ago feel says you lost your mind Going down there. Feel now feel would say Sand and every orifice in your body And my boys love sitting on the sea boys sandpile and playing. I don't get it I don't even like cleaning it off of them. Yeah, it's the grit of sand I'm like this hose them down speak enough. What are we are we past Well, I was giving you advice a few months ago like poop their pants just hose them down. Oh, they still do it from time to time For the most part. I mean, it's not I haven't checked in on you like no, it's not intention or anymore It's not just a willful disobedience to the potty just sometimes when they're playing they don't stop Me just grab your pants and go Everybody yeah, so you're out of the diaper phase for the most yeah, they don't wear diaper They just wear a diaper at night. Yeah, like to get through the night. What a magical time. Oh, yeah Now a box of diapers lasts us like two three months. You're rich now. Oh, I'm well It's just been read the funds have just been moved that's not that you still spend the same amount of money I ain't noticed to drop off in money because now they eat twice as much as by say you on the food side of things now Yeah, now they just smash every grocery you put in front of them Carter is I'm concerned. It's that for vegetables They don't what's the deal? I'm playing he's eating more food than any human being should eat ever Well, he's a giant. What's the day get about? Yeah, I'm nervous then they stink too, right? Oh, I remember that I remember where the owner And eight like you started a merley, so hopefully he remember he missed my kids will him for Thanksgiving. Yeah You know, I have a whole bunch of pickles. Yeah, three or four or five jars Hey, that's go in a day. Why y'all eat so many vendinggers. All right, it's a lot easier. No look at him. I know You're pickled for my wife. I want to know I suppose the pickles You said hey the boys the boys eight to pick boys. Hey, you had five stupid courts He said hey the boys they're growing He buys in big jars I said that is a I got a big jar right before the ice storm. Yeah, well They're better the crunchy deal pickle. I do love a little And my wife wanted to I'm the odd one now you eat the slices are the little whole little slices. Yeah Pierce oh, he's a spirit. Yeah, okay. I liked a little baby gurgings. Well, no, no That's the one. Yeah, yeah, don't man forget about it. Oh, I'm a big fan of gas. I do that like I do razors I'll open my box of raisins and just throw it. I'll have one water Just like chewing the back Oh, I hate a raisin. I don't like the little red boxes of turrets I'll tell y'all look like a dog tip My cram is as much as I can get in my mouth And then after crushing it get it one like a big jar of the trucker There's nothing worse than grabbing a handful of trail mix and right in the middle of it's a big old raisin Bring a dog tip like I hate a raisin really I do not like it. I don't eat a lot of good brand. That's only cookies. Those are good I don't feel I don't mind raisin hold Oh, no raise it out Did you just say the only good cookie? Oh, that's only good cookie. Oh, hey, oh, me all raisin cookies. Oh Well, I don't hate them, but they are not I don't even know that they crack my top five When I tell you if I was all about back porch last week and I had oatmeal raisin cookies, I'd be like here was another three pound It's ready cookies. That's just like hot five cookies the best sandwich. Okay, it is a Jimmy Dean hot sausage and then cut you a thick slice of a We tell my microwave them. Biscuit No, you don't microwave fried no Iron skit. Okay What else you put on there then then the uh, I'm trying to think of the name of the onion Sweet Vidalia onion. Yeah, Vidalia. Yeah, yeah, oh Vidalia I spent sandwich didn't work that sandwich, but you want to eat hot sausage with a slice of onion on it and then lie down You want to rank the top cookies in the world saying He just said the only good cookie is oatmeal raisin, but that's his personal opinion. Well, we just three other people You know what I agree, but like if we're just saying style you don't even like chocolate chip. Yeah, no I know you need What yeah, that's crazy talk No, that's great. Anything in here. The only chocolate is good is chocolate almonds Chocolate almonds. I mean I covered almond You don't like chocolate peanuts. We were talking about cookies. So I got on crumbles I have just because I haven't been on there in a minute. I was just thinking like snickerdoodle macadamian Yeah, favorite cookie. Yeah, chocolate chip what you do is you get a chocolate chip cookie And then you get another one and you put vanilla ice cream all in the middle of it. That's the best Double doozy ice cream actually. I mean you that's so much better than a raisin. It ain't even oh no Yeah, that's like comparing No, next time you do that. That was a little ice cream machine forget to chocolate chip get your couple of raisin cookies and puts the ice cream on them Oh We'll throw some Tabasco on there while we're at it. We're just mixing things that don't make sure you like Tabasco to do that Oh Yeah, I don't think we can make it a hot raisins Feel I'm more of a brownie man myself anyway brownie. Oh man I may wash your arm with the Oreo gift of the weak boy Way better out mill raise. Yeah, what's wrong with Oreo? Whatever like you know like Oreos Oreos. Yeah, it's a cookie. Yeah, you put you put ice cream on Oreos Yeah, you don't even need ice cream. That's what I call ring necks You're okay, black head white body black rear you just like Oreo I'm my mind's blown away you made you don't like it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, well. I love Oreos. Yeah, but I'm You're still I'm hung up on how much you love amazing cookie. Oh, you're back. Oh, you don't like a snicker little You know very quick. So hey give me a go Big up up But no there's better places in here. So for reals it might. Yeah They're quicks not even actually ice cream. Yeah, it's not I learned that frozen treat I haven't ate it in a long time when Bella told me that What is it? It's a frozen treat like it's to It doesn't have the ingredients of ice cream and it's like frozen FDA rules can't call it ice actually. You know what else it is? 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I'm a papal used to get off. Oh after a baseball game Go into dairy queen there was no better there was no better announcement in the world than after a baseball game on green road You're all standing there and one kid's parents say hey, we're going to dairy queen Yeah, you're gonna get either a burger and fries or chicken sure some fries and a blizzard. I was getting all of it Oh, I'm saying together it was either one of the two you were getting burger chicken and Thanks, I'm not afraid to have your bill. Yeah, hey, we played. I mean you wanted to be on his team. I'm telling We played hard. We're eating Never happened to the good old-fashioned diner like that. What dairy queen you call dairy queen Now now the dairy queens like all modern and the old dairy queen back in the head outside seating I like you could do all the felt way cooler back then and you know you were really pop and if you had a dairy queen Birthday cake Remember that Yeah, you're used to hang out need ice cream all the time Very clean before we hang out. What happened? Yeah, why did we lose dairy queen? I was a kid. Don't remember that we had dairy queen right here off well road and one and one And then they just they went out of it and then when that within they built another one and it was so popular We had police garden traffic. Yeah, wasn't that wow That's crazy the dairy queen open back up. Oh, it was good day. It was insanity the week. Yeah for weeks in Westman, Louisiana There was a cop directing traffic to get into the dairy queen. I'm telling you It really says a lot about us. I make a lot of For jokes, but I mean that one's on us But now there's no bother of course dairy queen. I got so expensive last time I went there and got a blizzard It was like seven bucks. I said hi now like this can't afford ice cream anything you can You can go to the store and get two gallons for seven dollars. Yeah, that's that's just this crazy I really ridiculous on the price. Yeah, they they lost the You hear that you got a queen. I might go to ask them. I was by myself tonight. Hey, I'll come. We go for lunch Then there's no proof of the slide over there right now and you're Launch from Eskimas. What? I said no one's checking a charge at lunch from Eskimas. Yeah That's the way they run out of hamburger. Who you can call that in his fraud that charge They ran out of hamburger made it Philip want to get some food. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I ordered cheeseburger. He come back. It was chicken sandwiches from where that's all you run out of hamburger Where are they're going? They're going huh? Hmm, that's terrible. Well all the trucks weren't you couldn't get a truck to your you you could get a truck on the well road ramp So it was like now we were stuck with whatever we had here in town for our memories the first time I went out in that deal And I went to that roundabout and there were just like 418 Wheeler's in various states of problem. Yeah I didn't make it to go real they were just kind of weaved in all with a different problem And I will say that's a bad deal there man. That's that's tough there as the most pro roundabout person in town Like best thing that ever happened this town was roundabouts. Yeah All right, when the ice happened when the ice happened. I was like, okay now we're now we're in different situation Yeah, when ice happens the last thing you want to be doing is a circle It became a merry good old no because nobody knows how to drive we got it down now. Yeah, I feel like it took them two years And every once in a while you see somebody don't know what they're doing you know they pull up and stop Yeah, ever seen where we ranked nationally education was and they in they freeze There shouldn't be a surprise You blow the horn and scare them and then they didn't they don't know what to do Well my favorite part during is working a four-way stop during the storm because It's proof that nobody still understands how four-way stops work. Yeah, when the red lights aren't working It's just the wild freaking west. Oh, it is nobody understands it's ease out until everybody else stops everybody take a turn Like nope, ain't do it can't do when this one goes that one behind is like I got to get out You just really see how selfish people are yeah white STN on Thomas Road Hey about 1130 I saw you do that the freeze up No, they don't freeze up. They just they're like well, it's my turn now They don't even think about the other three sides of it. It's the wild lot of west out there It's crazy and when you're sitting there in a side by side. It's not a very good feeling. You're like That's why like just it and the people pulling out in front of like power trucks I'm like come on guys like these are the guys working let them go man give them plenty of space But nope couldn't do it had to get the Johnny's for it run out Um for their limited menu Johnny Johnny's oh Shoot man. Do we have any good emails? Where are we on that nothing? Well, it's been a minute Well, the problem is we kind of We were behind people so we've really been burning through podcasts here Yeah, we've done three three days in a row So if you're like hey, why are they talking about zebras again? Well, there's a reason yeah, so we got on our mind nothing's really happened in our life sense Yeah, it's just kind of everybody status quo now. I really wish I would have read this before Mitch from Lake eerie Well, he's cold. He's a farmer 30 miles off of Lake eerie. Yeah, he's cold. He he He gave us a big list of to-do things about you know week ago It's just now reading this I appreciate your effort. I was a little late Yeah, so but I mean that guy I get ready for yeah He would have been like laughing his butt off at all us. Yeah. Well good for the man I'm glad some people know how to survive in that But there's a reason we still live down here because overall you don't have to do that But I do think we should start a fun and get like I snowplow Can we just In our 10th of a cent millage that we approved last year go for I Snowplow one Well, what's what you gonna do with I snowplow? I at least you got one I ain't saying it's gonna solve anything, but we got none they were out there running motor graders at the speed of smell trying to clear roads I a motor grader's a lot of things. It's not fast It is not quick at least a truck with a with something on the front of it will do You can at least go 20 miles an hour 30 miles an hour like clear and stuff the 20 But a motor grader just come side drove one for a long time All they do when they use is just tap the road Yeah, then they they the motor grader to cut big chunks in the road, you know, so they don't know how to use it Um, well because then you're in a panic too trying to clear everything, you know I don't know what you do about that But you think at some level now that this crap keeps coming it seems like every year we to be a little more prepared And I hope these limb companies are out there cutting limbs all summer long. It's gonna be a while We either need to cut limbs or we need to dig ditches and bury this stuff one of the two I don't care what you want you need to do one of the other but But the limbs away from the lines are buried on the ground or bury it all underground one of the two I don't think you guys don't get a greater Huh a motor grader you know army of mobile Flamethrower oh Yeah, there you go Yeah, just melt there you go Get a tank with a flamethrower Hey, just just burning the road burning down legit, but then on the back of it right put it on the back of the tank Drive forward and me spread out That'd be a pump right night. 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He was working somewhere else Uh, he was talking to a friend of mine police officer There were just two cops, you know chatting up lady ran up to us tell us she needs the police So they're ready to spring into action. She had been tricked Martin And to what they calm the lady down and she said that she was sold fake Drugs and she wanted that guy to be locked up There's literally stories in the news about it. Oh, no she wanted She wanted the guy to get in trouble and she wanted her money back from fake cocaine Justice for the cocaine she and she went to the police about it. Did they arrest her or what to do? I Well if it was fight Yeah, no, I just wanted. I don't know if you get sparse. I don't know if that's the good you have drugs Then you get it you get arrested for intent Hey, you got so powdered sugar. Yeah What did she turn in the powdered sugar distributor? She didn't get high she just got diabetes There you go She's on those empty Yeah, snorting powdered sugar. I do it every time I eat a binya. It ain't great It hurts a little bit I'm your nose hairs out Guys fried pies That's actually really funny that somebody would be that silly Although there was a guy yesterday going all around town writing hot checks at every Any business that sold anything to do with fish in he tried to write a hot check to him Really the y'all take checks Not anymore. I'm gonna say I know you really well. I don't really yeah hot check He hit up like five different places What was he trying to buy it to lead a tackle he was there and our buddies over at Teleto tackle called my dad My dad was on the phone and he was like oh man This dude just wrote us a hot check just be on the lookout for him dude was in the store Heard my dad talking bolted go But then I got pictures of him and then the other he got a trolling motor off somebody went and got new set of tires all off a stolen checkbook That's crazy work. Oh, and then he went to get a live scope yesterday And they were waiting on it I still understand your plan you got a whole paper trail You know what I mean very large paper trail all in the same industry like none of us taught like it's stupid Like everyone every everything to do a fish and he tried to hit up. He was gonna get a whole set up. That's Monroe for you. Yeah Oh, man, that's a deal. He's in jail. That's a toughy. Who do you try to buy the life? Some somebody hooked up down there. Oh Got him that caught and there was a police officer there when he did it And they're like hey, that's that guy that y'all are looking for you Santos was he getting his stuff or Oh Though he patrols that street a lot Oh, man Oh, they aren't that smart No, one's the ones that are you don't hear about them. Yeah, where did they get the checkbook at it was stolen? Yeah, some riffraff some stupid you're in the pile out of like a business is check. Oh good. Yeah, they won't ever check that right Yeah, it was a dumb move. Oh Let's got a couple jig poles to his name from Toledo, Tagling. Yeah, hanging up from y'all No luckily Nick called us and said hey be on the lookout for this guy my dad was like a man wrote you a hot check in the guy was like Did he run out? No, he just walked out just quickly. Yeah, he'd done removed I was like I'm about to get his license plate. He was smart enough to take that off on a vehicle probably stolen and I'm not gonna put his picture up although I want to Well, he's because if you're gonna commit a crime. It's a matter of public record now so you can well If you're gonna commit a crime friends Do not wear the ugliest shirt That anybody has ever worn in this entire town. Okay. Well blur out his face and I want to see the shirt Is it a no fliction shirt? Oh no, it's worse than that No, the affliction guys got way more style than this really is he wearing rocker novels Oh, yeah No, you you don't sell this at your store Hold on. I'm gonna send it to my computer Yeah, we can we can blur a face. I need to see the shirt The shirt way more interesting the shirt than the face You're from this many people Why not make sure that that's not the shirt you're wearing only one guy in town. He belongs that they call that ombre That's like what girls just do their hair ombre That's what he wore to commit crime all over town wow Hunter don't put that up on YouTube if he gets out of jail. I don't want him come tackle me Well, you can just cover the face up, but you show the shirt that shirt he's the only person on in on God's earth that ever went into dillards and bought that thing Yeah, that thing's ugly He's like, you know what I want I think white on top blue on bottom. They're like white shirt blue jeans No, just the shirt. I need white to Navy. Oh, no, it's pants for what? No, I was like, that's an interesting get up man, but then I was like well, it'll be easy to find on camera only one wearing that today Oh, man, that's terrible. What a shirt. He said look at mave that's terrible. You call that I would you wear that shirt? No Well, I mean he would for the right price. Don't get him. Yeah, you was Somebody slid TN at you to do that you with a smile. He's wearing that to poker night. I guess seven digits. I'm not good Hey, if you make that shirt, I'll cut you a deal. I wear for a lot cheaper than seven digits. I do for a hundred bucks. I mean, yeah Come on now. Don't do it. Jacob Google buy that shirt. He sell it. Yeah, I wouldn't sell it. Nobody crowd But I'd wear it for the right amount of money. I don't know. That was my favorite part though They're like here's what he looks like on their cameras. I said I'm gonna find out got quick on ours. Yeah, that won't be hard Oh my man. He was just trying to get to Busy man. The busy guy to go live. He's gonna be some crappy up arrow bussy He took the wrong exit on 165 And ended up in a different place. Yeah, he went to head north. He went south down to the O.C. See yeah He went to 165 south The wash-it-all correctional center. Yeah, I wonder I guess in place. Hey, by the way You ever thought about power being out five days in jail? That's what I've about say I bet they got back up generators. Oh big ins Yeah, we actually talked to a guy that worked there. Do they? He said No, I got real quiet once power went out there. Ain't nobody trying to step out a lot or nothing You don't want it. You don't be in jail in the dark Yeah, the last place you want to be is in jail, but it also then being the whole like I mean you end up in solitary on that deal Yeah Yeah big y'all man. What a winding road we took today always well, you want to send us out of here? What's the good lord say about the after I've done that too. Did hand on it. Get me a hand on it. He got a lot of our friends So I'm just putting the word out we will find you. Oh man. Fish and industry tight in this town I just feel bad for whoever's checkbook it was he stole because now they got to start over Like they're account wise and all that's annoying and that's just that's um that's How did they know it was hot that quit That was a little he got nervous him was like I need to call this one in and see And as soon as he did he was like dead comment. Okay. There you go. Yeah, that's what okay I was like man. I was a quick course. I don't I'm not in that side of taking money So I didn't know if there's a deal now where you just like scan the check and it tells you can But you can try and just deposit it on your phone But he just went ahead and called the bank because he's like it seems sketchy. Okay. There you go Oh, yeah, but yeah, he got he got you know, I'm a coming there and pay with a hair salon check Live scope I don't know about this. You know like somebody on a hair salon. I don't make it. It was weird Good grief is this a verse from yesterday feels like the verse for yesterday. What I don't think it is So I'm 18 one and two. I love you. Oh lord my strength the lord is my rock my fortress and my deliver my god is my rock in whom I take refuge He is my shield and the horn of my salvation my strong home There you go that one just speaks for itself. Hey man, buddy. All right. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck caulver and we're out