The Midnight Burger ÜberBlooper Reel!

Eleven years ago an energy company comes down here. They unearthed that. It's a door? We call it the vault. I think whatever is on the other side of that door out there, it's not friendly. I think it's trying to get out. I can open it. I can give them what they want. The entire threat's buckling. It's a door of- Everyone hold on to something! Doctor Graf, what have we done to ourselves? Show me the jiblin. Soon as sacrifice. I just lost the ultrigen. It exploded! Is the only one who can get the others through that ship? I'm sorry, but it's going to come down to you. I'm not a leader. I lost something. Something perfect. And I'm gonna bring it home. Killian is so important to what is happening here. And that one's right. Made. For. This. Killian, no! So, it's to be war between us then. I think it must be. Mollus vs Dorian. Jesus Christ. Who is this Doctor Graf you keep talking about? You have no cause to play here. Because what's coming, you cannot hope to face without me. derelict. Season three. Now crowdfunding. Support us at derelictpodcast.com. slash war. Midnight Burger will always be free to listen to, but it's not free to make, so please consider supporting us by subscribing on supporting cast, Patreon, or Apple Podcasts. For early access, ad free shows, exclusive content, and our enduring gratitude. Just follow any of the links in the show notes for this episode. Hello everyone, it's me again. We are moving into hiatus mode here, but I just wanted to give one last sort of fond farewell to season four. Nick, Shifty Nick Howard, as you may recognize his name from the shoutouts at the end, is always doing all kinds of fun things for the show. When night breakfast starts, he always grabs the PDF and posts it for people so that they can follow along. All kinds of fun stuff like that. So as soon as the finale of season four went out, Nick took it upon himself to take every blooper reel that we have done since chapter 22 and put it together into one uber blooper reel. And I think he felt a little silly doing this. He sent it to me and he says, you know, should you ever need this again? Imagine why you would. But then I listened to it and I was like, you know what, this is great. We should send it out to everyone because it's so ridiculous. It's a lot of fun. And it does. It is kind of a nice document of like the nonsense that happens while we're recording the show. So we have now an hour of bloopers for you to enjoy all packed into one nice little package. So thank you so much, Nick, for doing this. And thank you so much to everyone for listening. We're in hiatus mode now. We're moving into that mode. So here's one last salute to season four courtesy of Nick Howard. Please thank Nick if you bump into him on the Internet. All right, here we go. Well, at least there'll be a good spot in the food court today. We're really going to give Mrs. Foods. We're really going to get work. Hmm. All right. Harley. Damage to the fabric of space time. It should be easy to spot. Pardon me, sir. Is that damage to the fabric? Fuck. Should be easy to spot. Pardon me, sir. Okay. I am working with four separate things right. Fuck. Yeah, you should. It's the pay like at midnight diner. Hang on. We got a midnight diner. Midnight diner sighting. Oh, no. Powerful that it can bombard. Why is bombard so hard? Can bombard is hard. Can bombard. Yeah. Ba ba ba ba. That it can bombard. That it can bombard a gravity wave. Why? Huh? Words are hard. What? You're on a barely habitable ice giant. Okay. Sorry. I thought I said land is the first time. I'm going to take that back one more time. Sorry. This is how I rehearse. Another fucking plane. Hang on a second. You're right there. The exact same time that the last plane came through. They're like, yeah. Love field. Hate field. I'll do a few zombies. Sorry. Zombies. Nobody knows anything about it. It's a nascent. Yeah. Sorry. Nobody knows anything. Naysnake. I mean, really the two of you could say anything and it would be like, that's just how they say it over there. You know, how would I know what the one is? I'd prefer to be in a dying world with you than a f... The emotion is choking me. Sorry. Had you left Cornell for some reason? Yes, I did. Whatever for? Because there were planes flying overhead. Chemtrails. Chemtrails. A church mouse in a brass band compared to the brand of quiet. Nope. A church mouse is... No. She was never going to work again, so she dumped it all on me. Oh my God. Plains. Where's everybody going? I don't know. Up. Yeah, right. You're talking about... Turns out there is and isn't an asteroid. What? It's look... Sorry. Yes. What? What? What? He turds. What? Hello? Sorry, I went straight in. I went straight in. We hate it. You did not say the mucklewades. Why can't I say mucklewades? Yeah. It's the servant of the Pharaoh Casper. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm thinking 15 to 80 kilohertz mid-lust. Oh my God. Sure. I know. Hey. Hmm. Shot in front of. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. No, I'm not. Give me the rabbit. I'll make this too. You get back up top and finish brunch, sir. Ha. Can you do the no, no, I'm not. Just for me though. Please. Am I doing it again? Okay. No. Well, we certainly didn't want to. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. Sure. Well, we certainly didn't want to. The reason why Casper is going off on his own between shifts is because of you. Oh, Eva. If I could be so pointed. Eva. I've got some aerial drones now you want me to search the area Filed under things that are funny that I did not realize We're killing Susie I'm saying there's the weird shit and then there's the weird shit and We've been saying it's all the same shit, but maybe there's a difference And what we've been saying the secret sauce the secret sauce I gave her stop ticked what Gave her stop no there it is tips I Gave her stock tips. Ah It's gonna it's going great see I gave her stock tips from the future I Feel good about it. I think I think things are coming fuck here we go. Oh Recording blow on it like a Nintendo cartridge Get the dust off of the duck hunt or whatever we're playing I Fucking loved duck hunt Y'all it was great. Well, I'm rolling motherfuckers. It's not a hotel standby. No, it isn't okay. Let's let's try that again It's it's panstarts rules. We don't know what's happening. Okay, dubbys Clementine may have missed her last shot, but two bull lies Hmm It's so sweaty in here Okay, real real fast. I meant to ask how drunk do you want her just drunk enough? Drunk girl at the bar doesn't pick up on the social cues great just my life great sounds great The wheels are starting to come off Like having an audience for your nervous breakdown. Hello Another this lady vanishes bullshit, it's except that I stumbled on the fucking word at the to the heat of the moment So It's fine. We're gonna do it again great so many grunts and screams to choose from that's That's like the old school when you tape over something in a vcr Like you taped over your mom's favorite episode of Days of Our Lives or something games I also excel at irresponsibly thin I'll do it again Sponsibly can I do it drunk Joe like one more fray to some moon the bear chop there Clementine Okay, Carol do it again then recording all this time You know what can we just just can we go back before you say your line can you be doing like a mama mama or something like that? Oh Unique The human torch is on fire This is a bit Yeah Yes Folks if you're watching at home and think that we're all having some sort of massive hallucination I cannot say that fucking word Folks folks having a weird mom builds character you guys Thanks for the mom bonding, but I'm enjoying it's kind of fun. It's kind of fun It's weirdly sexual, but very fun. Let's do it to me too I Imagine you will still do the same business. I imagine you still I Imagine you will still receive is is my bed is my bed Okay, where are we taking this from? Oh, no, that's a gasp That was okay, okay, let me let me just do one more whoa It seems quite chaotic, but everything has its purpose you can see boiling away here is the Alembic Here I have a mortar and pestle for pulverite for Here I have a mortar and pestle for pulver yep Finley pronunciation expert pestle Morton pestle pestle What'd you call me? I Keep saying my look bear bells very rare for bear bells to come to your shell. I Want to do that? The holy my brain refuses hold on it In a hundred years who knows we'll control in a hundred years who knows In a hundred years who knows what who will can In a hundred years, why are we taking this street? No, sorry. Let me do that again Clementine Whatever has happened. It's it's nothing that we're Sorry, I've actually not stopped because I'm afraid if I do I will never resume So you have a whole lot of bullshit to cut out. Sorry Joe Okay, great, we did it all right guys well I will finalize this and I have no bazooki to record for you, so then I'll send it over and great I've been trapped here in a government building extra judicial I knew it. I knew it would happen first blood Things I I put that word in it was like he is gonna trip on that Privately now I'm doing it publicly It's fun, I've been trapped here in a government building extra judicial fucker. Yeah, have you extra judicist extra judicist Extra what extra judicial extra judicially? I don't know that I can't very very extra judicially okay It's a black belt word we can all I've been trapped here in a government building extra judicial Listen extra judicially okay. All right. All right I've been trapped here in a government building extra judicial Okay, here's here. Here's a great elongate the word right stretch it out as an extra judicially, right? Love it like that brilliant. Yeah I've been trapped here in a government building extra judicially whoa whoa, I Mean that's what throat coat T is for so there you go. I've been looking for you. I Hired historians. I paid off local officials. I went to Kyrgyzstan. I am so sorry. Is it Kyrgyzstan Kyrgyzstan, okay, okay. I try not to burp directly into the microphone. So my apologies I'm gonna find it and edit it out because no absolutely not You've been calling it a semi why I feel like homeland secure it nope tomorrow. Let me stop you right there I've been trapped here in a government building extra judicial here we go welcome back everybody Judicially, whoa, seven. Nope. Huh I'm taking whoa Taking are you All you have at your disposal are the trees and tiny creatures that live on your island and whatever the ocean washes up on New York All you have and don't open them until I tell you to okay Okay Okay I'm gonna hold for a second though because there's a plane flying over right now And this is a really intimate moment time is a plane it flies over me and makes noise, but I'm also the plane The plane that ruined the podcast but I'm also the podcast Time is a some some some some Because of the temporal lump in my house and I let the morning air in And I All that's a layer that I've been I'm sorry. I'll mute for you Julie. I'll mute for you. I just oh god What's bigger than a black hole Casper? I don't think this line is funny I Think it's bigger than a black hole Casper. I don't know Velcro I don't know I hear crocs Sliced breads are real humdinger What's what's bigger than a black hole Casper a lot of people love Pringles Sorry my tongue all of a sudden got way too big for my mouth extra judicially Look I did it the first try okay, just kidding. Oh, how long is this episode gonna be Joe? Sorry, I'm just gonna need to ask my son and my wife to stop laughing soloed. Sorry one second The problem of home office, right? remember Remember I so fondly the end of season two when you revealed that count and it was like 90-something minutes And it was just like oh damn we're getting full-length feature here and now it's like Little maybe be under two hours. I was doing acting and trying to make eye contact with my shoes Okay, great great. I Was a ten-year-old sixth grader. I Was I was a ten-year-old sixth grader by Susie Suarez Derek is Derek is just a coat full of weasels with a with a mustache and a top hat Also everybody's an idiot on this ship There was a genetic. Nope. There was a genetic. Nope There was a did it did it did it did it did it okay, you have chosen Julia fucking Roberts I just felt very aggressive. Well, Joe, maybe leave the O off of the opossum when you're writing. It was Terry O'Yark and his last name was opossum. What a line to end season three on for Clementine. I just love it so much that my last line of this season is about Mexican food. Hell yes, hell yes. All the damage we've been seeing, it comes from the beginning. When the plane takes off. When the plane takes off. But on the inside, it's destructible. It's destructible. I hate it all. My what? Everybody on this Zoom is 12. Yeah, we're 12. Sorry. This place has been bobbing around like a cork for decades. This isn't the local TGI Fridays. The first place you would go if your ship has lost. Fuck. Isn't the local TGI Fridays, the first place your ship would go if you, fuck you words. Who wrote this? God, I love it when it happens to you. I have never seen a laser do that. That's right. That's right. Maybe squeeze this. Squeeze this. Bank fraud. We're supposed to be keeping a mother fucker. There appears to be something within this vehicle called Mugu Guy Pan, which I believe is a food. Excellent. You know what? We're just gonna muscle through it because time is of the essence, everyone. All right? There's a tornado headed for Tom right now. I think it's gonna pass me, but the thugger storm is definitely gonna hit. The podcast. All right, here we go. I kinda wanna have a fight club now. The committee to get us the hell off this rock that hates us so much, I'm doing it again. The chances of a chance of that. I'm not even supposed to be drunk yet. Hey, while we're stopped, leave. I think bring your volume up just a little bit. I'll take things nobody has ever said to me. I'm fine covering the tables. I know you are, but you have to put on your waiter face when you do. And I know you hate that. Yeah. You know, I hate that. Let's not go around calling things tacos just because they're shaped like tacos, okay? Fuck you, Joe. Oh god, that's so good. Oh, they're hiding in every conversations, Shmoopy. We try that again. Fuck you, you tried again. You said Shmoopy. You whiffed on Shmoopy, I just give the Shmoopy a try again, is all I'm saying. From what I can tell, the Ava of this earth still works at jet propulsion, fuck you. Jet propulsion, fuck you. Keep that, keep that please. Sex and rockets, man, sex and rockets. Billionaire funded think tank, think tank is hard. Think tank, think tank, think tank, think tank. Fuck you. Billionaire funded think tank on the El Cubieri drive. How's that coming? Probably I should say it again, like I know what it is. El Cubieri. What the fuck song is it, Joe, what am I singing? It's Rovin' Gambler. Yeah, okay. You know that old chestnut. We did it and Thomas still alive. Amazing. Oh my god. Yeah, it didn't get taken to a land of color or anything. A land of color. And you're a little dog too. Totally. Where are we again? Azules. Azules. Where the fuck is the zoo? Azules. Azules. Azules. Azules. Azules. Azules. No time for a pig roast and you'd have to wait for soup to boil. Hold on. No time for a pig roast and you'd have to wait for soup to boil. I'm gonna make sandwiches if I were, shit. I just really wanna get bowl in there. Yeah. Sorry. I was in prison once called Lost Basin. It was a bunch of shucks. Lost Basin, sorry. Basin, Basin. Basin. Okay. Oh no. The Lost Basin is not a bad name for a prison. It's my new band. Lost Basin. It's like Americana folk. With a Spanish tinge. Yes. I'm gonna go turn on power switch. I'll be right back. Okay. Don't I think? There's like a jacuzzi crank in Jessica's recording studio. She's gonna go crank it back up. Keep the jets going. Tita kicks the front door open. Who wants to pie? Okay. Come on, Dame Judy. Tita opens fire. Oh, sorry. I'm so used to reading the things. Tita opens fire with the bigger gun. That was our plan. Yes. Though you may be hard. Sorry. Too excited. Too excited. You're reset a little bit. But you should be excited. I know. He's reeling it back. He's reeling it back, everybody. Stepping away from the latch. Four. Two. Okay, Jessica, I have no idea why I put so many numbers at the end of this goddamn script. That's it. That is plenty. Just like Jesus Christ. What am I? What the hell is happening? These poor people. I'm a poor tit. I'm Zac, it was. Who are you? Who? It's Snake Plisken. You said Snake Plisken. Okay. Well, you know. Wait. Go for it. Keep it. Keep it. You know, at first, I was thinking that they'd be quite a burden to have to care around them. I had all day long, but now I put some thought into it. I'm, I think something such as the assortment, you have, I'm going to start again. Okay. God, I was so good. I'm so good, you're on the track. I felt how good it was and then it stopped me. Okay. She has a thing that predicts the future. Sure. Don't die on me, Eva, I need this information. Sure. That's who they really were. Hmm. Hall and oaths. The Deputary. Trying to combine but. Deputary. I just created a new word. Oh my God. Why would one weird egg looking thing in one part of this galaxy have anything to do with these? Three sisters being in trouble, it could be. That's good. Read it exactly like that. That's a perfect reading of that line. Thank you. It's very unusual. Speed it up. Speed it up. Excellent. Every word faster than the one before. Why would one word? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Sorry. It's all right. It's going to be great. I'm just going to cover it up with speed. Yeah. Julie, can you spare some mustard? I need some more sauce. Let the magic mustard. Yeah. Thanks for the sauce, dual face. Good. Please keep your eyes out of my brain. Oh my. Oh my. So you're going to be so up in your brain. That sounds gross. You sound gross. Do you want a club sandwich? Hang on. Now I don't. Sorry. No. Pass. Yes, I'm gross. Sorry. Why would you? Well, you're missing a word there. Sorry about that. Yeah. Do with these three sisters. Sorry. Sorry about that. Thank you. Look, I'm not going to put all the words in there. Okay. You're going to have to just figure it out sometimes. Okay. You're getting paid. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm so sorry. Sometimes you run out. I can do this. Press record as always. Press record is an important part of the process. Step one, welcome to my masterclass. Step one. Press record. We're told the airspace above the area is about to be restricted, but we still got our eye in the sky. That was good. Yoas did it. It was only 10% Canadian. About. About. Yeah. About. No, the way you did it was great. Okay. I know I just hit it really hard. I paused before and after. Okay. Oh, Canada. We're beginning to sound cosigned to oblivion. Consigned. You consigned. Consigned. I'll do it again. I'll do it again. I'll do it again. Cosigned. I cosigned that oblivion. Press record. I keep thinking I have to press record. No, not anymore because of the future. The future is here. You don't have to press record anymore. Congratulations. Thank goodness. I think I can confirm the French word you're talking about. Sorry. It's all French. That's awesome. One more time. One more time. That's exactly what I'm talking about. That is hilarious. I love you. Oh, god. We're sweating balls in here. I know. Okay. Bout. Bout. Bout. Okay. There you see the Black Suburbants. Men with guns and what looks like a squadron of drones in the skiddy Is that how they say it? Canada is that from yeah, all of them they just all hide it really well Hot down summer in the skiddy Okay, kwa Ah I I La fuck everybody Maybe stretch out the ooh, you know what I mean? Jim saw Four three two one I'm sorry honey in keeping with the title of the episode could you start with five? Five four no, I hate it a laser Interferon Fred in my head and no I can't say Lizzie our interferoneteer Okay Interferonet interferometer Yeah, I hate you Joe I Know the feeling Page two everyone Okay, I know it's rough today's episode is brought to you by nothing much happens Do you ever find yourself lying in bed with your thoughts racing in your brain just won't turn off? 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I Feel like she's gonna eat me or something And she is everything something to miss a juniper's house available everywhere this Valentine's Day Dear space Jesus, please State secrets just yet guys. Yeah, dear Space Jesus we follow it to its ultimate conclusion and we end up face to face with who This is the one I actually meant to ask you about Hey, you two a little head back. Yeah. I yeah, I whistled my ass Okay, go ahead Which is very Tennessee, I guess Right that is true taking a ride on time traveling's Demand How about I get you know, like the the subtitle of the thing, right? Goddamn it. I've observed observed I've And we're done Ava's old audio stick shift. What was it called outie outie? Yeah Your girl doesn't say Audi Audi Imagine the universe is a car Not a nice car just a car that gets you from place to place like a basalt Audi stick shift You did you just did it. It's an Audi. Yeah, you said Audi. You said Audi I'm doing the thing that Tom did where he that one time where he couldn't say the thing and he kept Thought it was Wait, what am I saying Audi Audi Drive a Honda it's a lot easier What it's true She's on the outside all the time all the time All these smarty smart smarts talking smart shit like she's totally on the outside all the time poor poor Polygene wife is poor poor polygene wife of the Dean nursery rhymes about her Oh, did I miss something yeah to hell god damn it to hell you guys are gay X Just a little bit You can even throw some words in there like you know like oh wait wait wait wait wait You know what I mean? Why are you all of that can we please? Oh my god, all right, okay, let's stop there fucking earths man Right Chills, thank you This is my last shot man, come on I think we're gonna go back and do it again. Do you happen? Yeah, we would have to we would have to do that like online ordain thing Yeah, or they would have to pay you I mean Five minutes ordained by the Church of Life Yeah, you might as well do that and you can you can just be ready Yeah All right, wait wait wait the the parking spots are great once you remember You get you get a clergy sticker nice Leonardo Avalino mid-night Midday mid-speak midday burger Don Parks throat goat 666 really Walter Piakarski droid pirate fendly stuck in a pit of Skittles Drunk at coyote Joe's Monte Cristo roll call makes my day. Oh, that's nice Angel and Lucy the twisted twigster Merti's mama Mom mama, okay, good. Yes Confirms fake ween chase nose worthy core Okay, I probably shouldn't say like that core. Oops. Not the prop the what? Oops, not the probability demolition expert sure a talking dog named bronc bronc Brunch bronc retro MG snarky bark spark Snarky bark warped writer Tim Nate Matt nice nice nice Tim Nacey Charlotte Tobiah Glenis Thompson Douglas Douglas Douglas Dustin Dustin Watson Drought breaker globe Glorb Nars seven Ebenezer boob MC one brew we've been trying to oh for God's sake Nick We've been trying to reach you about your diners extended warranty Brian O'Neill level 900 cheese wizard Okay AJ and Aliyah O'Wolewa Holy shit first try Whoo is drowsy rowcy Ramsey Ramsey's names ease Every time Ramsey sniblick the third croplunk croplunk. Whoops. Where's my Thribble? Leafs bastard son Briso the owner of space case show dots not snopps Dutch Dutch snopps Leafs bastard son of Leafs bastard son Briso the owner of space case show dots Shit little Gobrin Gobrin Gabby haze my wiggle butts angel angel angel How do you fuck up angel static ego and static ego? Waffles omega-9 Frank in a field Sally sells seashells by the seashore boom von grim boho go bye bye for Jojo Pogo That's a no-go bro nail it every time magical computer mage Mason the gabber newspaper sounds like a ridiculous name, but it helps Banjo cat introducing Reese Pond tiff as the 16th doctor congratulations Devon 7777 7777 The Cameron winter-born Welsh fireball XL 5 McKenzie Dun-uh-nun-uh-nun-uh-nun-uh-nun-uh-nun-uh Dr. Lattice trash angel wants you to know it's okay to throw out that thing you're holding on to that's way nope I Mean I could read it first and then say it but fuck that y'all Kirsten I did fuck God Kirsten curse curse Kirsten Kirsten Kirsten hurry up and wait Sarah farmer and her prismatic chickens Prismatic should I be saying tray the turquoise tort toys tonight at 11? Hicks-bezzy mates fucks that fucks up my voice Best you are loved Lucretia Lucretia come on Joe Lucretia Not going to try to defuse the situation after all and then I will do something on that take I anticipate this will only go in the The blurbs after the bit You or the the the outtakes all right hang on that gonna take you though Maybe you should let us order a drink while you struggle past the number three not going to try and defuse the situation at all one That was worth it, thank you For him get a linear me obium eridium and strontium and silicon and silver and somerium and bismuth from me lithium beryllium and berry There's antimony arsenic a lunium nope And money arsenic a lunium aluminum There's there's your opium zirconium Lutinium vanadium and length yeah, let's do it later. Okay, we're gonna do it later Just give me the last line of the Wow, that was real embarrassing if you put this in the bloopers. I will kill you okay Okay, wow really brutal okay everybody ready to go I have one quick question I know I know it's so bad. It's fast. I did ask I asked like three times. I know Okay, and that's on that's on me Mine is big Is my bigger than ours is a nice waveform is my thanks is my voice It is normal, but the waveform is like It's what is it like Okay, hello Judy. Oh right Hello Judy I'm not sure did you forget that your gun was named Judy is that whatever? Shit turn your right and keep it going back to the sun Oh One hop this time Why does it really yeah, because otherwise it's just an orphan and we have to remember to get it Oh, yeah, let's think of it. We should get in in these trying times. We should think of the orphans. You're right honey I'm just trying to help you are helping you're doing a great job Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure Stopping Pretend like you are saying it to children and you're trying to be deliberately mean to the children I tell you story when then this happens and then a meteor hits them and they're fucking murder Can you call to them like your Kevin Klein in a fish called Wanda? I Literally shred themselves and the universe counterintuitively reaches zero size and I hated how I did that I'm gonna go back I mean, I'm unsettled Free ship free ship also. Oh my god, he totally knows my name I Just I can't something that sums up with him Disturbingly anticipating his eventual reveal is some kind of Colossal interdimensional villain, but who knows I Zebulon interdimensional villain. He spooks me. He's too powerful What? It's good every time there is something so hilarious about that one and I don't know what it is Certain I don't know Sort of Thing that happens. It's a great moment to switch to the scene change It's reminding me of a line that Jafar has I feel like Jafar vibes is never a bad place to be hashtag career goals But I feel like I feel like last episode you pulled a little bit of an uno reverse where you're like, huh There's not gonna be bloopers this time. It's gonna be me Bloopering well, you know what happened last time is that there wasn't any bloopers really because everyone decided to be the most professional Motherfucker in the world and so everyone no one was like if somebody messed up It would just stop and they would go back without any sort of Extemporaneous sort of things happening and so I was at the end of the episode and I was like fuck nobody fucked up So I was like hey, I know My fuck it's very complicated. Okay, the bloopers are very complicated y'all I can bail them out of jail I Love this is chapter 40 Laser saw All right, that was great Thank you for the Charles Bronson of it But I do think it's like you just ran there and laser sawed gotcha So just a little bit just a little out of breath maybe like got it got it got it. Yeah laser saw Why Look it's funny We can all feel the funny yes, I know I know but also I'm out here fucking murdery bad guys Laser saw I Don't think there's an unfunny way to do it Recording it's gonna be fabulous go get me the barista shit All right Hardcore Hey Hope you guys haven't been murdered hated it Hope you guys haven't been murdered I can't say murdered it's my favorite thing why can't I say it? But this is of course not a normal situation it's not Tell me how far It's not I think you know that I can't you talking about And I'm not questioning this she's like no no no it's not you're gay And again, thank you Let's do that again, I'm so sorry I did that just like William Shatner and I hated it I shot myself my neural I'm afraid there's a question that hover oh god, okay Who there's a question that's who bring up everything Oh Would have come oh god earth's earthlings god Stephanie go over there Earthlings Just have me say earth over and over and over and I lose the TH and just earths you can do it You're doing a great job. I'm I'm I believe in myself Creating all these earths and these earthlings would have had to start before earthlings even exist Welcome to earthling fast everybody How many earths could earthling earth if an earthling earth earth oh Sorry Earthlings earthlings earthlings earthlings earthlings that's all that's going through my mind right now. You're doing a great job This is so awesome. Thank you guys for letting me crash your recording session. You're literally in the episode I know but I wasn't scheduled for today. I wasn't scheduled for excellent me hang out You work here Love I love the sisters up Interesting Fiona I'm going to have a look at you a Look Kazi grabs Fiona's face and turns her head sharply to the left clicking her brain How's your head no complaints yet, sorry it really hurts Actually, you know while we're here. Let's just go back and do that again real quick Smart smart get both takes time smart and noise Smore smart noise. Thank you everyone for being here. I Love you all Sorry We love you too Little late I'm fine All right, so we're on page one we're just gonna go for it She just figured it out she's not In about a bajillion nope In exactly one but Jillian I think I think again, I'm always gonna push for the People home screen from Betty I'm not using the world on screen First of all, it's expensive second of all no All right, Shelley are you okay They heard a big thump noise and I saw it looked like I mean it's a possibility Find Narnia I do so much at that office. I handle payroll. I train the new hires I water the plants and it feels like nobody's even notices Try that again. Yeah Nobody's even notices. Nobody's even Welcome back everyone I'm kitty called well here with bram Frampton and we will be your host for this most anticipated event in the multiple Here's your Vicki Lawrence blooper for everyone Right so Aubrey you might want to try turning off your camera and that would reduce the amount of data that needs to come from you to us Okay, well, I think that's kind of rude but Listen, I hate it, but this is what happens what it all right. I have to do that again my stomach growls Can I take it from the bottom of 39 questions make me Don't give me the line again Billy Rose you took all of my corn dogs Right before they were to participate it can I start this one again? Yeah, Effie Effie came in too hard on that So I guess it's a good thing you're here Sonny the Stag Holy shit my Kindle just quit on me Thanks Jeff I Said accidentally weird I said accidentally accidentally She unloads two shells I spelled two to what kind of idiot We don't have time to take a break right now we're having a two-minute science meeting Oh, this reading approved by Julie so the society of Bethany's Just look up and it's all I'm sorry. I can't tell who those middle fingers are for there's It looks like you're flipping off Tom, which wow, I mean wow Oh Yeah boom boom makes her way across the bar she has a wooden leg Morning ladies That's amazing I think could we go with bloont sure My name is commandant bloont of I'm on an exposition expedition expedition Technically we're all on an exposition Please allow me to express smooth fuck you She's done it nice work miss Huggins shit I What did I say no man situation a no man's I'm out Hope springs a kernel Fiona Hope springs occur what does that mean? Don't worry about it Where you have hope the future is like a seed No It's a It's a treasure map I Want me to do it that way I don't know I mean I feel like maybe there's a stronger choice You got it let's go at the pepper so what is that it's a treasure map And they leave the user okay Everyone say all of your lines at once I love how much laughing happens when I leave that's always encouraging Just keeping the ball in the air baby And you know we're gonna have Brody in a bit of season five as well so hopefully we can Yeah I'll make sure and wash my blankets before that oh, yeah wash them blanket mayonnaise lots of mayonnaise We will now do a Susie pause Just a wall of helmets a wall of the great wall of helmets Just looks like that upper shelf that a Jimmy John I Got this I'm in my element Thank you, thank you for for doing the pitch and finley thank you for surprising us with your presence here I It's the effect I have on everyone including my mother I really thought Fiona was gonna die this is so cool Episode I say something something and then Tina says that kind of thinking will get you killed and then I go I know and I thought that was checkoffs I know No, that was just mine So you guys ever ask what's gonna happen to you, huh? I'm a little afraid to I know Because I feel like I don't know I feel like Lou Buzza is somewhat of a tragic character and I feel like she's heading towards some sort of tragic end but I Don't know I want to know I feel like everybody's always treating me like I'm George RR Martin Wow Just as for Betty Yeah, Malou Look at the anxiety that you're that you're Instilling in your actor even older life Okay, so out of like a whole bunch of characters like God will The fable and falling network where fiction producers flourish You're still awake You'll be tired at mockery manner tomorrow and it's bigger than ever so you really do need to sleep Okay, okay Once upon a time there was a wonderful place mockery manner Everyone loved it, but sometimes it felt lonely The manner longed for a companion so they built a whole new park right next door and called it Claytonville and it was Tootness place your evidence Hop on board the brand new mockery railroad all the way to Claytonville In Claytonville there are four cowboy lands to explore Lasso a goat in farm in Valley Kiss your girl's best friend in love long town And in cowboy Christmas town hop on down to the blue grass Crotto to meet cowboy Santa Oh And are you worried enough to ride the wildest ride in Claytonville? 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