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Iran Targets U.S. Tech; Polymarket’s Pop-up Flop; Trump's Plans for Midterms

28 min
Apr 2, 2026about 2 months ago
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Summary

This episode covers Iran's threat to target major U.S. tech companies by April 1st, Trump administration efforts to restrict voting access ahead of midterms through the SAVE Act and mail-in voting restrictions, and a behind-the-scenes look at Polymarket's failed DC pop-up bar event that exposed the prediction market industry's rapid expansion and regulatory ambiguity.

Insights
  • Tech companies face a lose-lose situation with Iran threats: acknowledging the threat implies distrust in U.S. military protection, while staying silent risks employee safety and investor confidence
  • Trump administration's election integrity efforts represent a comprehensive, multi-agency strategy targeting specific voter demographics (college students, mail-in voters) rather than isolated policy changes
  • Prediction markets are experiencing explosive cultural and financial growth despite regulatory uncertainty, with major finance players and Trump administration figures already deeply embedded in the industry
  • The gap between Polymarket's promotional spectacle and operational execution reveals how rapidly these companies are scaling without corresponding infrastructure or regulatory clarity
  • Geopolitical instability directly impacts tech sector valuations and IPO timelines, yet rank-and-file employees at major AI companies show limited awareness of international threats
Trends
Prediction markets transitioning from niche financial instruments to mainstream cultural phenomena with institutional backing and political influenceU.S. tech companies increasingly exposed to Middle East geopolitical risk as AI leaders pursue data center expansion in the regionElection integrity becoming a coordinated multi-agency priority with specific targeting of voter demographics and voting methodsRegulatory arbitrage in prediction markets: rapid expansion in gray areas while major regulators (CFTC) remain one block away from industry eventsDisconnect between executive awareness and rank-and-file employee concern regarding geopolitical risks affecting company valuationsTech sector stock volatility driven by international conflict escalation, impacting IPO climate and employee equity valuePrediction market partnerships with defense/intelligence contractors (Palantir) expanding beyond original use cases into sports bettingTrump administration's friendly regulatory posture toward prediction markets enabling rapid growth and institutional participation
Companies
Apple
Listed as target on Iran's threat list of 18+ U.S. tech companies to attack if Iranian leaders killed
Microsoft
Named on Iran's threat list of companies targeted for potential attacks in Middle East region
Google
Included on Iran's list of 18+ U.S. tech companies threatened with attacks by Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps
Meta
On Iran's threat list; stock down 20% amid geopolitical tensions and broader tech sector decline
Amazon Web Services
Suffered first publicly confirmed attack on U.S. hyperscale cloud infrastructure by Iran last month
IBM
Listed on Iran's threat list of 18+ U.S. tech companies targeted for potential attacks
Tesla
Included on Iran's threat list of U.S. companies targeted for potential attacks in Middle East
Palantir
On Iran's threat list; announced partnership with Polymarket to detect insider trading in sports markets
OpenAI
CEO Sam Altman negotiating Middle East data center deals with Trump administration; IPO planned for end of year
Anthropic
AI company whose employees show limited awareness of Iran geopolitical risks despite potential business impact
Polymarket
Prediction market platform that hosted failed DC pop-up bar event; expanding rapidly with institutional backing
Kalshi
Prediction market platform competing with Polymarket; users placing bets on geopolitical and sports events
NVIDIA
Stock down significantly amid broader tech sector decline related to geopolitical tensions
People
Brian Barrett
Co-host of Uncanny Valley podcast discussing Iran threats and election integrity issues
Zoe Shipper
Co-host analyzing tech company responses to Iran threats and geopolitical market impacts
Leah Feiger
Co-host covering Trump administration election integrity efforts and primary season politics
David Gilbert
Published investigation on Trump administration's Save America Act and election integrity threats
McKenna Kelly
Attended Polymarket DC pop-up bar twice to report on prediction market industry expansion and event failures
Kate Nibbs
Discussed Polymarket-Palantir partnership and prediction market industry growth and regulatory concerns
Sam Altman
Negotiating Middle East data center deals with Trump administration members; IPO planned for year-end
Josh Tucker
Announced technical failures at DC pop-up bar event; previously worked in viral marketing at MrBeast
Donald Trump Jr.
Advisor to both major prediction market platforms; Trump family developing Truth Predict platform
Pete Hegseth
Stated willingness to negotiate with Iran using military force rather than diplomacy
Quotes
"We negotiate with bombs. We'll negotiate with bombs."
Pete HegsethIran policy discussion
"If they're taking it seriously, they're not trusting that the US government and its military is going to be able to handle it. This is a lose-lose situation."
Brian BarrettTech company response to Iran threats
"Elections in the U.S. are inherently structurally and for good reasons, very, very localized. There's a reason the federal government doesn't control elections in the way that Trump seems to want to."
Zoe ShipperElection integrity discussion
"As a result of an electoral issue earlier tonight, we had to reset all the TVs. With that in mind, we want you all to have a great evening tonight."
Josh TuckerPolymarket pop-up bar event
"This is a very comprehensive approach. Like how do you change an entire vision of elections? This is it. This is, it's an unbelievable roadmap."
Leah FeigerTrump administration election strategy
Full Transcript
Hey, it's Brian. Zoe, Leah, and I have really enjoyed being your new host these past few weeks, and we want to hear from you. If you like the show and have a minute, please leave us a review in the podcast or app of your choice. It really helps us reach more people. For any questions and comments, you can always reach us at uncannyvalley.com. Thank you for listening. On to the show. Leah, did you make it to Chicago? Honestly, barely. I have spent more time in airports in the last three days than I care to admit. You told me yesterday that you were excited to be flying out of Newark instead of other, which is the first time I've heard that. I can't even, I was young when I said that. Welcome to Wired's uncanny valley. I'm Zoe Shipper, director of business and industry. I'm Brian Barrett, executive editor. And I'm Leah Feiger, senior politics editor. This week on the show, we have a pretty well-rounded episode for you all. A little bit of international politics as Iran threatens to target US tech firms. There's also election news as we're tracking Trump's attempts to control the midterms. And a scene report from our DC colleague who had the great assignment of hitting up the polymarket pop-up bar, which was a bit of a firefest situation. To let people in behind the scenes of the magic of the uncanny valley podcast, we're recording this on a Wednesday. It's going to come out on Thursday. That's the magic. So things could happen, but on this Wednesday, yesterday, Tuesday, Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps warned that it planned to begin attacking more than a dozen American companies across the Middle East. If more of Iran's leaders are killed during the ongoing war, they'd made this threat before. But what was different is that they set a deadline to it. They said on April 1st, we are going to start targeting companies in these regions. There are 18 total companies on that they actually gave a list. On that list include Apple, Microsoft, Google, Meta, IBM, Tesla, Palantir, a bunch more. As of now, that hasn't happened other than an attack that we can talk about later that sort of affects Amazon web services. But it does seem to be another one of these escalations. And I'm really curious what is going on with these companies, what obligations they have to their employees to protect them, what it means for all kinds of investment in that region, which has been increasingly important. It feels like it opens up a lot of serious questions, regardless of whether these attacks go through. Hopefully they don't, but it's really an escalatory time. I was pretty struck by parts of this where calling on employees of these tech firms in the region to distance themselves from workplaces, for residents living near offices of these companies to move away to a safe place. This is a very serious warning. And so much to me reminds us that what's happening here, this war that is very much becoming a war with a capital W, is not Trump's like childhood wars. This is we are in a globalized world where he is not going to be able to remove himself from the blowback if American companies are indeed attacked. This is very different than military. This is an impact that I think would be very hard to escape from. Beyond the fact that it's horrible, it's sad. These are people's lives. Yeah, I mean, we reached out to every company on the list. It turns out that they don't largely want to comment on their feelings about this or what they're doing. I actually was kind of surprised. I was like, I don't know, you're on a target list and you don't want to say anything. No, they don't want to share what their plans are. They don't want to say if they've moved out employees. No, but even they don't even want to say if they're taking it seriously. Because if they're taking it seriously, they're not trusting that the US government and its military is going to be able to handle it. This is a lose-lose situation. You have Trump on one side posting messages about how the US is winning. And if it's not, then they're going to rain hail fire. You have to at least pretend if you're in charge of these companies that you believe that question mark while putting, of course, thousands of your employees at risk. And the US did say after this latest thing, there was a comment that someone gave. There was a saying like, well, we'll respond if they do something here, which is a little bit like we will definitely put up a stop sign after someone gets run over. I alluded to this before. Iran is willing to do this. They've already had two strikes on Amazon Web Services data centers last month. And damage another one. It is sort of the first publicly confirmed attack on American-owned hyperscale cloud infrastructure. And I guess my question is, how much do we think the targets are sort of the symbolic headquarters, even if they're empty versus like actual critical infrastructure or actual infrastructure power in the cloud, manufacturing facilities, whatever is there? Curiously what shape those targets take? Again, hopefully it's all bluster and this will move on. I mean, but it does come on the heels of Sam Altman's trip to the Middle East with members of the Trump administration, where he was there striking deals and presumably setting up what will become large-scale data centers. So, you know, he and other AI leaders have been eyeing that region as a really lucrative place. To begin doing business or expanding business. And I think that that is something that, for example, Darryl Omede said, like, hey, we should be wary about putting data centers in the Middle East. And I think, you know, they're taking that seriously. It's been interesting though, I will say, like I've reached out to people at Anthropic and sources at OpenAI being like, what do you think of the war in Iran? And like, what is top of mind for you right now? On the whole, people who are working in these companies in San Francisco are like, what war? Like they are just focused on what is happening here at home and do not seem to be paying an enormous amount of attention. I don't think that's true for the executives, but the rank and file are like shrugging. I'm a little surprised by that because, you know, a knock on effect of all of this is a stock market that is way down, including tech companies have been really, really hit down 20% in some cases. And video is really pretty far down meta. So I'm a little surprised in that I feel like the IPO climate is going to be less hospitable to a lot of these companies who are looking for that for their exit. And a lot of people who are, you know, have or vested in their companies, have options at these companies, they're seeing their value dwindled by the day. So it is, it's a shame that it takes, you know, hitting their wallet to get people to pay attention, but presumably at some point. And I think if the effect on their wallets continues, like we will see these people really, really care. I'm sure we will see chatter and slack about this. But I think they're pretty used to like the ups and downs. And so while this is a pretty dramatic drop for some of the public companies, especially because, you know, when we're talking about say open AI, like the thought was that they were eyeing an IPO near the end of the year. So I think at least from the people I've talked to, which of course is a handful of the overall employee base, it's kind of like, well, you know, a lot could change. This week is going to be a real bellwether as well. You know, Trump delivers an address one day night about Iran. But regardless in some ways of what Trump says, Iran has indicated that it feels the exact opposite. Trump says the war is over in two weeks. Iran says that like the war is over when they say it's over, when they have won. So we have backed them against the wall in a very serious way. And it doesn't really appear that there's an end in sight, especially if these are the kinds of companies on a target list, which are so near and dear to the Trump administration's heart. I'll say just one more thing on this off of what you just said, is that there were an amazing trifecta of quotes over the last couple of days where Trump said something like negotiations are going great, we're making a lot of progress. Iran said we haven't even started negotiations is not going to happen. And then Pete Hex has jumped in and said, we see ourselves as part of this negotiation as well. We negotiate with bombs. We'll negotiate with bombs. And that really kind of sums up where we're at. And of course, the Iran war is going to continue to be a point of contention, probably going into the midterms. We have months to go here, but we are deep in primary season right now, which as you guys know, is one of my favorite times of the year, because it's a moment where really we get our political crazies out. I love it. But we really do have to talk about all of the ways that the Trump administration is already making moves that threaten the integrity of the elections. David Gilbert, senior politics reporter at Wired, published a really good write up on this this week. And one of the main things that is reporting draws attention to is the Save America Act. Are you guys super familiar with that? I'm familiar-ish in that it seems bad. Strong take. This was a strong take. This is why people come to Uncanny Valley. It's for these kinds of takes. Look how about this, it seems really bad. Good, even better. Yes, that's what I was looking for. Look, it's basically the Republican response to the debunked conspiracy theory that millions of immigrants are flooding polling stations every election, voting for Democrats, making lives really, really bad for Republicans, stealing elections around the country. This act would disenfranchise millions of people because it would require anyone trying to vote to produce a passport or a birth certificate, which is something that a lot of voting eligible Americans do not have access to. It's narrowly passed the House. Democrats are still trying very, very hard to block its passage in the Senate. It has come up in conversation a lot. I feel like this is something that I and other politics-focused people were talking a lot about a few weeks ago, wherever and also ago. What is that? But now with everything, you know, with the TSA, not getting funded and partial government shutdowns, Trump has made this a core point of his administration. It's like, we have to pass the save back. So this is just one of the ways that the Trump administration is putting a lot of pressure and trying to make this happen that would result in a very inequitable midterms for all. And amongst that, they have a bunch of other things that they're working on as well, the war against mail-in voting. Trump historically hates it, even though he loves to mail-in votes himself. And has benefited from mail-in voting, I'd say. It is weird to me that Trump seems to think that mail-in voting is only a democratic thing. A lot of Republican voters use mail-in voting. Yes. And if anything, all of the pushing against mail-in voting has frankly hurt their bottom line a little bit because all these Republicans are like, oh, God, screw mail-in voting. And then they're not mail-in voting. It's very messy. And that one is a very strange one. But they've continued to work on that. Election deniers are across government right now, recruited because they were boosting election conspiracy theories back when Trump was out of office. They have not stopped doing so since being appointed. They're all over the government in a variety of agencies. And even right down to possible concerns day of, the administration has suggested the possibility of sending ICE agents to election sets. So there's a lot here. And I was really taken, I think, with some of the comments on wire.com or online just about how people were like, oh, yes, this is horrible. I knew that the Trump administration was doing all these things. I think people are a little bit shocked by how many hands were in so many different pockets. Like this is a very comprehensive approach. Like how do you change an entire vision of elections? This is it. This is, it's an unbelievable roadmap. I've got to hand it to them. Well, and then it continues, right? It's a dynamic thing on Tuesday Trump signed an executive order that is sort of part of that war on mail-in voting that we talked about. It would require states to give a list of eligible voters to the U.S. government 60 days before the election in order for the right to have the postal service deliver those mail-in ballots. So that's been a long time. No, no, I think one thing that I want to make really clear is that elections in the U.S. are inherently structurally and for good reasons, very, very localized. Like you have your local election and that is though by design. There's a reason the federal government doesn't control elections in the way that Trump seems to want to for obvious reasons. One central authority having that much power over elections could do a lot of harm. Leah, my question for you is how likely is any of this to actually get through the SAVE Act is stalled and kind of like the Senate doesn't want to go for it. The executive order is going to get probably shot down in courts, although who knows? Like we know what Trump wants to do. And again, it's really bad as my analysis showed. But how much can he actually do? What's the appetite to actually push this stuff through and what are the mechanisms for that? That's a really good question. And it's a little bit hard to say right now while we're in this primary period, which is like why this approach, which is just like throw a ton of spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks has worked for them very well in the past. So they're making a lot of really educated guesses on what that would mean for them and what that would mean on like the very specific voting breakdowns. When you say, for example, registering 60 days beforehand to vote, the election is in early November, that brings us to early September, that cuts out college students that are registering to vote on their college campuses. That's who we're looking. And so it's a very specific targeted approach. Also, I guess to be clear, there's like a very decent chance that the Republicans do very, very badly come November. Like things are not looking good for them polling wise. And so to amp up your populace and to being like, if we lose, it's because of cheating. And they're like, they're not going to do great. Like if the war in Iran continues, if we all continue to like not be able to travel or some of us spend eight hours straight in the Newark airport. Leah is a single issue voter now. I'm a single issue voter and it's about funding TSA and making weather better. It's all to say that like we're hitting an era where they're hedging their bets and going like, if we lose, we need to figure out who to blame it on. And it's certainly not going to be Republican voters or Republican strategists. Coming up after the break, we're going to take you inside PolyMarkets Popup Bar in DC. Stay with us. My first internet memory. It's like asking what's the first time I ate food. So, Webkins has been in s***ified. Well, the current GROC controversy. How old is this person anyway? And then it's like fingerprint's moment. Hey, I'm Kate Lindsay and this is IcyYMI, Slate's podcast about internet culture. Twice a week, you can join me and one of my very smart, very online guests as we report on the latest internet news and discourse from social media bands. The teenagers I talked to felt like this was kind of a misguided meddling to Slopaganda. We've actually been living in like a Slop internet for a really long time, right? As the cost of content became zero. You just produce it. You just spin it up. You just spit it out. To how AI is infiltrating dating apps. You'll stay up to date and in the know without having to rot your brain. Follow IcyYMI now wherever you listen to podcasts. See you online, but not doom scrolling. So, a few weeks ago, PolyMarket, which is the online prediction market where people bet on the outcomes of real world events. It's insanely popular. You might have an account. Decided to create an in real life experience in the form of a pop-up bar, which they called the Situation Room, not to be confused with Wolf Blitzer's Situation Room. No betting there. The space was outfitted with tons of bright TV screens showing everything from the news to stock quotes, even a Bloomberg terminal. So you got to monitor global events while you bet and drink. What could go wrong? So I just got in. We're waiting outside for an hour and a half almost. It was a one weekend only type of thing, so we sent our DC based reporter, McKenna Kelly, to check it out. But nothing is working. There's a couple of tablets set up. I'm seeing some people playing what looks like a video game. It seems to have been a messy experiment, to say the least. Hey, McKenna. Good to be here. Good to have you. And here's Kate Nibbs, our in-house expert on all things prediction markets, who also has some thoughts to share. Hey, Kate. Hi, thanks for having me. And I'm truly sad that I missed going there in real life. I don't know. Yes, but it's only because I hate myself. Well, okay. So take us there. When you went, you visited the pop-up, what were you expecting? And what did you actually see? I feel like there's a gap there. Yeah. So from the promotional materials that Pauli Market put on X and Blasted in their press release, my expectations were really high. And they had this orb in the promotional images, there's all these Bloomberg terminals. People were supposed to be downing drinks and placing bets and wandering around in this highly fluorescent room where there was just endless screens, endless content to be monitoring whatever situation you wanted to monitor, whether that was who the next Republican presidential nominee was going to be, or the war in Iran or things like that. And so when I got there, it was supposed to open at 5 p.m., it was pouring rain. And we all waited outside for about an hour and a half getting soaked, getting drinks handed to us outside by a very apologetic Pauli Market. And when doors opened about an hour and a half after they originally scheduled to, nothing worked. Absolutely nothing worked. And really the only promise that they kept was a free night of drinks for anyone who showed up. What was the ratio of reporters to...? Yeah, so the ratio to reporters and everyone else, there was a lot of people who were leaving the line because it was starting to feel like this place was never going to open. And so anyone who was a casual, I'm going to show up here for a drink and gawk at the spectacle for the most part left. And all the reporters who were assigned to this all for the most part stuck around. And later in the night after things had opened up, more people continued to come in. Some of the Doge guys were there. Of course. That we saw mixing around because they were part of the same kind of social circle. Of course. As these folks, I saw some guys wearing paltier hoodies and a shirt that said... This didn't make it into the story because I had completely forgotten, but he was wearing this shirt that said surveillance is the new sovereignty, paltier, something, something. Before we get too deep in the night, I do want to say not to make you relive this, but we do have tape of Josh Trucker, chief marketing officer of Polymergote, at the moment he let everyone know how badly things were going. Can we play that real quick? As a result of an electoral issue earlier tonight, we had to reset all the TVs. With that in mind, we want you all to have a great evening tonight. There is, there are drinks, food, past apps. We are here to answer any questions. Overnight, we will remedy it so that the situation can be properly monitored tomorrow. Appreciate it. Welcome to the house. We're so excited to meet you. Thank you all and let's go back to conversation. Yes, could I get a glass of white please? Yeah, did you want a red or a white please? A white please. Yeah, do you have like a Somiya one? Somiya one is great. We won't speak so much. I love that we also got your drink order in there. Was it good? Was the alcohol at least top shelf? That's the part to me that I'm like, this is, this company makes so much money and they like couldn't even put like, their screens together. I don't know. This is, this is so messy. So yes, I had a glass of white wine. It was totally fine, but the apps that were passed around, I was a little bit disappointed because the things that I saw were like some pretzel bites and then like these little skewers of like pineapple, strawberry, pineapple. And that was about it for the most part. On the second night, they brought in pizza from somewhere else and put it in these like boxes that said like Pentagon pizza on them. So there was like more food the second night, but yeah, I got to say I was a little disappointed. But you went twice? Yes, Kate, I went twice. Wait, is the Pentagon pizza thing a joke about the like pizza predicting the war? Yeah, because they had these Pentagon pizza trackers up. When I returned the second night, yes, I came back the second night. Everything was working for the most part. There were still some screens that were turned off, but I never saw any like actual Bloomberg terminals. There were like some monetary Bloomberg type terminal things that it was like, Polymark had developed themselves. But the real like $50,000 Bloomberg terminal was nowhere to be found. And yeah, the second night, again, it was like most people looking to gawk at the event, except I did find a couple of people who placed some bets on platforms like Polymark and Kalshi. One was named William and he said he was a member of the military, wouldn't give me his full name. And he last year got involved in this for the first time by putting in, I think like all of his tax return into like Oklahoma City sports betting. So you use Kalshi. Yes. When did you first start using the service? Probably when I got my tax return back. Okay. So I filed my taxes pretty early and I was like, oh sweet, I got my tax return. What am I going to do with it? So I was like, I'm going to just put it on Kalshi. He said that he goes up and down like $100, but he hasn't like made any major winnings. Like some of the stuff that we've heard, some people making crazy insider bets, making millions and millions of dollars. This is just a guy who was interested in this and just plays it for fun. It sounds like. Kate, what do you see when you see a pop up like this and Polymark trying to, is it an attempt to legitimize itself to just a marketing stuff? And how does it tie into what you're seeing with these companies anyway, that there's these explosive growth that they've got trying to reach out to so many people and getting so many people hooked on what they're offering? I mean, this particular event definitely seems like a very bald effort to woo DC-based journalists, if nothing else. One thing that McKenna said sort of encapsulates like what's going on right now, the thing about the guys in the Palantir hoodies. So I think it was the same week that this bar opened, Polymark announced a partnership with Palantir. And Palantir is helping them protect the integrity of their sports market. So Palantir is going to be basically attempting to help Polymark catch insider traders and market manipulators in like all the sports games, which is kind of wild. I actually asked Polymark it last week whether they had any other deals with Palantir when I was like trying to get them to say anything about whether they were investigating the Iran bets that have been raising a lot of eyebrows. And they said that Palantir was only helping them with sports, which I thought was freaking weird. And it speaks to how they're like rapidly expanding, but doing so in this like really messy ad hoc way that like doesn't really make a lot of sense. Because I was like, if you're going to get Palantir involved, why wouldn't you have them do like this geopolitical stuff instead of March Madness? Yeah, wild, well done. It does all feel like quite piecemeal, but like sort of together as like a big step back, what does all of this say to you guys, McKenna, you have now spent two, read two nights with all of these people. Okay, this is your beat. That we know of. Look at us two guys. That we know of, maybe. And I went back for brunch on Sunday morning. What does this say about this increasing popularity, the power of prediction markets, and how this is becoming really like a cultural phenomenon, the fact that they were able to get folks to come out for this, to get excited about this, even like as it all vaguely blew up in their faces, their name is out there. The power, the cultural capital here that didn't exist a year ago is very much present. What does this say to you? I mean, I don't think it's going to subside anytime soon, at least not while the Trump administration is in power. The Trump administration is so, so friendly to this industry. Donald Trump Jr. is an advisor to both Polymarket and Cal-C. The Trump family is still prepping, allegedly prepping its own prediction market. Truth predict, although I haven't actually heard anything about that since like late 2025. Got to check on that. But yeah, like this is definitely, I think the beginning of something for better or for worse. I also just, so one of the reasons I was just telling you guys about my ill-fated travels home to Chicago from New York, I was at this Cal-C conference last week that wasn't open to the public. So it was like different from the Polymarket bar, but who it was for was really interesting to me. It was like very, very focused on basically highlighting the ways that Cal-C is already super entrenched in the global financial system and has all of these big finance players involved. And it was really eye-opening how far they've already gone down that road. They announced that day that they had gotten approval for margining, and that basically means that we're going to see a lot of big institutions putting way more money into these markets sooner rather than later. Yeah. I think my main takeaway from the event and the thing that stood out to me the most and that I put in the piece is that the guy who was running it, Josh Tucker, who made that announcement that we played the tape of earlier, his last job was at Mr. Beast doing viral marketing. And I think we talk about where Polymarket is right now, even with people who are familiar with the name and all that, it's very much a spectacle. This is very much playing on that and trying to grow its name. And then when I was at the bar too, it was only a block away from the CFTC. On Case Street, which colloquially in DC is known as lobbyist central, and then a block away from the one regulator who regulates it, trying to make this big party saying that this is our coming out party and we're here to have this conversation. And they're there for the spectacle about blowing up all this stuff. But when it comes to actually following through with the party and the planning or having this kind of productive discussion, that really was nowhere to be seen. The promotional material on X promoting this event by Polymarket made this out to be a very highly produced event that was going to be kind of otherworldly and highly technical. But after spending several hours here, the whole thing is kind of janky. It's super bonkers to me too because Polymarket had that whole party in DC. And as of now, most of Polymarket, you're still not legally allowed to bet on from the U.S. So they're really focusing on getting their name out there over people actually using the product. Just a recap, we had Palantir, Doge, Donald Trump Jr., Mr. Beast, and an absent Bloomberg terminal. I feel like we're checking a lot of boxes with this one event. This is wired Mad Libs in every way, shape or form. Yeah. That's our show for today. We'll link to all the stories we spoke about in the show notes. 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