Khloé in Wonder Land

Khloé’s Valentine’s Day Hotline

39 min
Feb 11, 20262 months ago
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Summary

Khloé hosts a Valentine's Day themed live call-in episode where she discusses her personal relationship philosophies, love languages, and red flags while taking calls from listeners sharing their own dating disasters, breakups, and relationship advice.

Insights
  • Red flags like secrecy, lack of commitment after extended dating, infidelity, and financial manipulation are critical indicators to exit relationships early rather than invest further
  • Love languages and intentional gestures (physical touch, words of affirmation, thoughtful actions) matter more than grand romantic displays in building genuine connections
  • Emotional decisions made during anger or heartbreak often lead to regret; taking time to process before major relationship decisions is essential
  • Vulnerability and humor about dating failures create stronger community bonds and normalize the messy reality of modern relationships
  • Self-love and celebrating Valentine's Day with family, friends, and oneself is equally valid as romantic partnership celebrations
Trends
Dating app fatigue and misrepresentation leading to first-date disappointments becoming normalized conversation topicsYounger generations prioritizing gut instincts and boundary-setting over societal pressure to maintain relationshipsTransparency and claiming partners publicly as relationship health indicators gaining importance in dating discourseMental health awareness around impulsive decisions made during emotional distress becoming mainstream relationship adviceAlternative Valentine's Day celebrations focused on self-care and platonic relationships gaining cultural tractionTattoo regret and removal services becoming relevant relationship aftermath discussions among younger demographics
Topics
Red flags in romantic relationshipsLove languages and relationship communicationDating app culture and first date experiencesInfidelity and betrayal recoveryCommitment and relationship timelinesEmotional decision-making in relationshipsValentine's Day traditions and celebrationsPhysical intimacy and boundariesRelationship secrecy versus privacySelf-worth and relationship validationFamily dynamics in romantic relationshipsBreakup recovery and moving forwardTattoo regret and removalFinancial manipulation in relationshipsVulnerability and authenticity in dating
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Armra Colostrum
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Hers
Women's healthcare platform sponsor providing online medical intake, lab testing, and personalized treatment options
People
Dolly Parton
Mentioned as someone Khloé recently spent time with in Nashville, Tennessee
Tristan
Referenced in anecdote about a serenade performance where Khloé was annoyed with him during the gesture
Givion
Professional singer who performed a serenade for Khloé and Tristan; praised for professionalism despite awkward situa...
Princess Diana
Referenced in a cryptic voicemail caller's statement about 'vengeance of Princess Diana'
Quotes
"Being a secret is what you're saying, like telling your certain close friend groups, you don't really talk like that. That's going to give you such an insecurity. And that's a big red flag."
KhloéMid-episode during Dylan's call
"Anyone that wouldn't marry you after five years that's a big red flag and so he did you a favor"
KhloéDuring Ankara's call
"Valentine's Day is not just about the partner in your life. It's also about your family and how like you can still love on yourself"
KhloéDuring Natasha's call
"I think when you're ready to do that laser it off I mean I've lasered some tattoos and let me tell you they definitely hurt"
KhloéDuring tattoo removal discussion
"Think before you do anything crazy. Do not make decisions being angry because i regret it all all the fucking days of my life"
Unnamed callerLate-episode voicemail
Full Transcript
Happy Valentine's Day! We are going to take live calls. I don't know how unhinged these are going to be. I found out that he was actually cheating on me that night, so I stole her man. Legendary. I think my love language is physical touch, if I really like you. If not, don't touch me. There was one time I was serenaded, and I was like, why are you doing this? This person sounds crazy amazing. Hi, this is Chloe. I really appreciate you talking to me. Ooh, what do you want to talk about? I spent our one year anniversary in jail. I was engaged for about five years. He's asking you for money? That's crazy. And then I found out like while we were dating, he got a girl pregnant. We believe in the vengeance of Princess Diana. That was weird. I hope everyone has such an amazing Valentine's Day. Just spend it in love. I don't know when's happening. That person got the giggles. Happy Valentine's Day. So I am so excited about today's podcast because we are going to take live calls later in the episode and I get to talk with you guys and maybe give you guys some advice or just hear some really crazy fun stories. So I'm super excited about this episode. To me, Valentine's Day isn't a big deal. I mean, I love Valentine's Day more because of my kids. I think prior to that, I didn't really have much of a feeling about it. If you could celebrate it, cool. But with my kids, I put a lot of weight. Like I love it. I think it's a happy, loving, sweet holiday. And I love anything that's sort of makes you live in this bubble, like hearts and happiness and pink and red. Sweet. I must have been 16 or 17. And I got broken up with on Valentine's Day. This person actually just moved to another state and like stopped calling me, which was so crazy and horrible. And so that was a tough pill to swallow. But other than that, I feel like I've had good Valentine's Days from as far as I can remember. that would just be the only one that sort of sucked but I've never put a lot of emphasis on Valentine's Day what is the key to my heart on Valentine's Day honestly I think the key to my heart any day is flowers I love flowers my mom gets me this box of chocolates from Seize it's just I don't know what they're called but their milk chocolate on the inside is caramel and there are little circles and she gets me a whole container of them and oh my gosh they can last me like six months because I savor them, but I leave them by my bed and they're so good. I will tell her not to get them for me because I eat them all, but then when I don't get them, I get sad. So that's always fun. So one tradition I actually found out about online and I love, starting February 1st up until February 14th, you write compliments or things that you admire about your kids. So like, I love the way you laugh. I love how selfless you are. I love your beautiful curls. I love how smart you are. Whatever it is, you write a different compliment on a heart and then you tape the heart to their bedroom door. So when they wake up in the morning, they can read or you can read to them the way that you see your children. And I love that. So I do that. My kids get so excited to open the door and see what heart comes next. So that's a tradition that I love. I think my love language is more physical touch. If I really like you, if not, don't touch me. Yeah. I'm not good with gifts. Like I get very uncomfortable receiving, but I would say physical touch or words of affirmation. How do I give? Oh, I do it all. I love, I love physical touch. I love words of affirmation. I love giving things like I love if I know you like something like I like to make that meal. Like I think I'm a very thoughtful person. I like for people to feel that they're special or taken care of or that I remembered something they said in a conversation. So I'm very thoughtful and intentional with how I treat people. I think who gives you the best love advice just haven't been there in a minute but I've all siblings they all are different like everyone's good in a different situation my moms are crazy but fun but crazy when is it appropriate to say I love you I don't know that answer you just have to feel it out. Because time doesn't really matter in my head. It just depends. I need the context and the circumstances of everything. There was one time I was serenaded and it was, I think, just like a random day because I wasn't expecting it. And this was years ago. Tatum wasn't born. Yeah, it was just true. And I lived at my old house. I'm like remembering I was in the backyard and Tristan was like, come outside. And Givion came. Givion wasn't who he was now. And he is just like singing. And I remember like, I hated Tristan. And I was like, why are you doing this? And Givion is pouring his heart out. And I'm literally like, Tristan's trying to sit next to me and I'm like slapping him and poor Givion is still singing. It was mortifying. But I was like, God, this guy is such a great singer. I love this guy. And I remember going inside to get True because I was like, I just need a third person to get Tristan. I was so annoyed with Tristan. And it was so funny. Until this day, if I see Givion, he'll be like, remember, if I could sing live for you two while you guys were fighting and not... Givion was so professional. He was so great. He didn't break his song at all. He's amazing. I love him. But how awkward for him. Poor guy. I love you, Vivian. I'm so excited. We are now going to go to the live callers. And I don't know how unhinged these are going to be, but hopefully we can get some conversations going. Hello. Hello. Hi, who's this? My name's Ankara. Ankara? Yes, ma'am. Hi, this is Chloe. How are you? I'm good what do you want to talk about I wanted to tell you about I was engaged for about five years and the gentleman broke up with me and I was like what the heck come to find out he cheated on me and then is asking me for money what uh yeah what a fucking loser i know and i really wanted to talk to you about him because i already feel better oh you're so cute well first of all anyone that wouldn't marry you after five years that's a big red flag and so he did you a favor i agree thank you and then the fact that he cheated on you bigger loser bigger red flag and then he's asking you for money that's crazy. You sound too great to be with this guy. Thank you. You sound too great and you deserve all the love in the world. And you're going to make this Valentine's Day about you and your girls or whoever you love. And you're going to forget about this guy because who needs him? Thank you. You're totally right. And Chloe, I hope your Valentine's Day is filled with so much love with your family this year. Oh, thank you. You're so sweet. Hello. Hi. Hi. This is Chloe. Happy Valentine's Day. Oh, happy Valentine's Day. Thank you. Who's this? My name's Natasha. Hi, Natasha. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Good. What's going on? What do you want to talk about today? um I just wanted to tell you kind of about like a little failed romance that I had um I dated this guy for like three years I was like totally obsessed with him I like was planning our future and everything um he was like practicing to be a tattoo artist and asked if he could tattoo me and I was like totally down for it I let him tattoo me and then I found out like while we were dating he got a girl pregnant. So I, yeah, I had to call it off. I was like, I can't be with you anymore. But like, now I still have this tattoo and I like think about it all the time. What's the tattoo of? It's just like a rose. But you still feel like it represents him? Yeah. Do you ever consider maybe covering it up or adding to it or even just removing it? I thought about lasering it off because I just like I don't want to have the reminder anymore I get that and I think that's smart I think when you're ready to do that laser it off I mean I've lasered some tattoos and let me tell you they definitely hurt but you it's good just the technology you don have any remnants of it it amazing yeah I just scared of like the pain of like getting it removed I know it is painful There are some places that will give you a little I think it lidocaine shot Okay Okay That actually is very helpful I will say Yeah. Well, I'm sorry you went through that and I'm sorry. Men are just such losers. Sometimes it's crazy. I know they're awful. They really are. It's crazy. But with all that being said, I hope you still have an amazing Valentine's Day because Valentine's Day is not just about the partner in your life. It's also about your family and how like you can still love on yourself and if you have kids, but just like siblings or parents or best friends, you have to make the best of it and just give love to anyone that's been good to you in your life, not just a man. Thank you. I appreciate that. I do want to say that with the live phone calls coming through, I also had people call in and leave voicemails who couldn't get through. And so I'm going back and forth from voicemails to live phone calls. And I'm loving them. So this is back in freshman year of high school. And it was my first time bringing a boy home for the first time. And it was just so, I was so nervous. I was freaking out. So we were sitting on our back porch and the door to my back porch, you could see the stairs inside the house. So out of nowhere, we're sitting on the back porch and we hear like this loud thump. And we're like, what just happened? So we looked inside and my little sister had just got in the shower and she fell down the stairs and she jumps up. She's like, I'm good. And she's literally naked in front of my new boyfriend. I was like, are you kidding me? So, yeah, needless to say, it was very embarrassing. I was completely shocked. I know what to say. But we did go on a few more dates after the fact. But that's my funny fail story. Oh, that's so cute because Lauren, I know that's such a big deal to you and I'm not trying to invalidate that. But for me, maybe because I'm older, I'm like this girl, your sister was probably mortified. Like for you to be mortified is so sweet, I think, because it shows how much you like just liked the guy and love your sister, but your sister, I would think is like so mortified by that situation, probably way more than you. Poor you, Lauren, and poor your sister. Oh my gosh. Okay. So, hey, Chloe. My name is Dylan. And first of all, I'm going to start off and be like, I love you. You're my favorite. So I just want to get that out the way. All right. So my question for you, all right, is my most hated red flag is being with somebody, but then they try and keep it a secret. Like you, it's almost like the friends know and everything like that. But then when during certain times you want to kind of brush upon or like be like, oh, no, we're not together or, you know, at least seeing each other. But they know damn well we're still going out to dinner. They know damn well we're still taking trips. They know everything. But then you don't want to claim somebody in front of somebody. So my question to you, I feel like, is, like, is that not only a red flag or am I tripping? That's the first question. And number two is, like, has that ever happened to you where, like, somebody doesn't want to claim you in front of certain friends? And then it makes you almost kind of feel like, like, is there an issue with me? Like, the hell's wrong with me? The fuck? But, you know, that's my question. All right, cool. Much love to you. Bye. Okay, Dylan, I love you and thank you for your message. So number one, yes, that is a major fucking red flag when people don't want to claim you. I'm not saying you have to make me or anyone else public on social. I feel like for some people, they need that validation to feel like you're a real couple. I don't believe in that. Some relationships, I just don't want to publicize it. That's fine. Doesn't mean it's a secret. It means that we're private. Being a secret is what you're saying, like telling your certain close friend groups, you don't really talk like that. That's, that's going to give you such an insecurity. And that's a big red flag. There's a reason they want to keep it a secret. And what is that reason? And it's weird. Either way, I don't get down like that. You shouldn't get down like that, Dylan. And for me, have I had that happen to me before? Yes. And the second I feel that it happens, I don't like that. I might ask and be like, so what is this? I might bring it to that guy's attention and say, I'm noticing that you're being secretive in this department. Why? And I'm also not someone that wants to beg. So I sort of will remove myself from the situation and just know it's a red flag and I'm not starting off on a red flag. Corny. Lately, I've been really focused on supporting my body in a deeper way, not just quick fixes, but things that help me feel strong, energized, and balanced from the inside out. That's what led me to Armour Colostrum. We live in an age of unprecedented access to information, innovation, and opportunity, but also one of environmental and societal stressors that our biology was never designed for. 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I love you so much. Oh, I love you too. Thank you. I'm calling from Nashville, Tennessee, and I know you were just here hanging out with Dolly. So we're basically the same. You know what? You're right. I was hanging out with Dolly. Let's not forget it, people. Oh, she's so perfect. I can't even describe it. You can imagine. What's going on love-wise? Well, I have a first date story to tell you that did not go well. Oh my gosh. Tell me. Okay. So it was a couple of years ago, or maybe it was, yeah, it was like a year or two ago. I went on a first date with a guy from a dating app, and we had already been talking, and we actually had FaceTimed and everything before the date. and then uh we decided to go on a coffee date and then do kind of a walk around the park after because it was the summer so yeah yeah and you know in a sense and so we i still for this coffee shop i the first one there and he walks in and he does not look the same as his photos or even from when we facetimed what yeah so we go to order coffee and then he uh gives a name to the barista for the coffee drink order and it was like a star wars name. I think he said Chewbacca or something. Shut up. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. He did proceed to ask me for feedback about the date, which was extra weird. I've never heard that before, but okay. I think that means that he's gotten turned down a lot and he's like, finally like, okay, what is it? Cause it has to be me. Yeah, it is. Hi Chloe. Okay. I have a crazy first date story that I thought I would share. So there's this guy I was texting and he lived in Hungary, super random. And we got along with her text. And one day he was just like, I love the city you're in. I want to come visit you. And I was like, I mean, okay, if you're going to pay and come all the way over here across the world, sure, why not? Literally nothing could go wrong. So he legit comes, it was like months later, and he's here. Should we go out to dinner? And my gut is just like, no, no, not feeling it. This is not good. So that night, I'm like, I don't want to waste this time. I need to talk to him and tell him this is just not going to work, and I'm not feeling it. So I have to talk, and he goes, can I go first? And he asks me to be his girlfriend after one date. Okay? So I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry. I wanted to tell you no. So then he goes, are you ready for this? He says, but I love you. Oh, my God. What? You what? No, I'm shook. You just met me. You don't love me. You don't know me. Oh, poor guy. So then I'm just staring at him. And then he says, are you ready for this? I love you as a sister. You what? What? As a sister? I love you as a sister. So I left and never talked to this Hungarian man again. Oh, my gosh. And that's my crazy mistake story. I love you, Chloe. Aw. Well, this girl didn't leave me her name, but I love her and I love your crazy Hungarian story. I have so many questions that I don't even know where to begin. Hello. Hello. Are you the Hungarian story? I am. Wait, what's your name? Because you didn't leave it on the voicemail. I'm dying about your story. Oh, my gosh. I'm Selah. Shayla, Shayla, your story. I have so many questions for you. First of all, are you okay? I am okay, thankfully. Good. How did you meet this guy all the way in Hungary? It was so random. So I live in Nashville and he came to visit in Nashville and ran into him at this public setting and that's how I got Instagram. And then we texted just a few times and then he came back to do the dinner and then everything else you probably heard in the voicemail. Oh my gosh, it is crazy. And then after you were like, no, this is nuts. I just met you. Of course, we're not in love and I won't be your girlfriend. He just backed off. Well, I just, I decided to go, like gave him a hug and I booked it out of there. that is crazy he sounds like a great guy just i don't know i was thinking like 90 day fiance that's all i kept thinking about yeah you know exactly 90 day fiance vibes being on their first site honestly yes exactly what are your plans for this valentine's day i mean i'm single i'm probably going to hang out with the girls. That's the best. So I was listening to Shayla. She didn't leave her name in her voicemail. I was listening to her voicemail and then they called and said, you have the same girl calling in right now to talk to you on the hotline. I was like, how crazy. Hi, Chloe. 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And in the state of Illinois, you were legally an adult at 17. So I went to the mall with one of my best friends. And me and her shared the same birthday. And we were stoplifting him a present. So I stoplifted this defense. It had one of his favorite bands. We were at Hot Topic. And I got arrested. Oh, my God. Spent our one-year anniversary in jail, and he's cheating on me on our one-year anniversary. I can't get a hold of anybody. Luckily, my big sister failed me out. Best big sister in the world. I was such a toll maker. Whenever I got out of jail at 17, I found out that he was actually cheating on me that night. Then I went and dated. I found out who that girl's boyfriend was at the time. and I stole her man back. Oh my God. Legendary. How did you know he was cheating on you if you were in jail though? Well, this was a time of like my space and his best friend was dating my best friend since we were like 10 years old, my best friend, Brittany. And so him and his best friend were dating me and my best friend and she was actually there that night they were all hanging out and this girl amber that was her name of course amber and yeah britney was wasted and she was just letting them hang out the whole night and make out when i got out of jail she told me and so of course i did not even break up with him i just cheated on him back and then i told him Oh my God Well it actually besides you going to jail you realized who your ride or dies are which is your older sister You realize the ones that will tell you the T and tell you what really happened And then the ones that weren meant to stay around You actually learned a lot that Valentine's Day. Truly. I did. I really did. And I will never stop left ever again in my life, which I think me and you have at least one deal experience in common. So yes, we do. it happens hey chloe this is ava gates i'm sorry i'm laughing i'm surrounded by my family right now so because i don't know what's happening that person got the giggles hi chloe it is i he goes It is I. And I feel it may be a West Coast passive way of saying, yes, we believe in the vengeance of Princess Diana. And we are putting the Radha Bandini team in place. So thank you for respecting my business savvy, but I will not be sharing that story until I receive pay for it. And I have full total authoritarian dictatorial control over how it develops. And wishing you all great things to happen and continue to happen and blessings for you and your family. This and every on your seats. Happy Armenian Little Christmas. That's right. Thank you. Okay, well, that was fun. Hi, my name is Jackie. I live in Idaho. Oh, man. Dating problem. I had a guy that thought taking me to Buffalo Wild Wings would be a romantic date. Red flags that I've ignored. Definitely people talking about, like, hurting animals. Valentine's Day gone wrong. got broken up on valentine's day in high school that was fun i gotta call this person i have friends got they did like a partner swap but on accident so this can't be real they met and started hanging out with each other husband and wife but then my friend's husband started sleeping with his boss's wife and then my friend started sleeping with her husband's boss and he ended up getting fired and it's so crazy that this happens to people and something that I've never told anyone is that I have had sex during the day on my driveway in the middle of the day with cars driving by. Like on your... Not my proudest moment. On your driveway? Like the floor? I've actually never heard of that. What's her name? Jackie. Jackie. I've never heard that one. Having sex on like the concrete? Huh. Hi, Chloe. How are you? I just want to give an advice and it's to think before you do anything crazy. I'm really heartbroken at this moment. You know, I regret every day that I lost the love of my life. So please before you make a big decision, please stay calm. Do not make decisions being angry because i regret it all all the fucking days of my life you know what a sweetheart i feel so bad for this woman she is saying that she broke up with the love of her life but she didn't realize it then and she thinks about him every day and she's just so heartbroken and she just saying when people make decisions to leave someone like don't act out of emotion act if like it's really something you want to do i feel so bad for her poor thing let's do kim from houston texas um my name is kim and i'm from houston texas and i want to talk about this time i had like a first date sale so um the girl on our first date uh everything was all good like we were good we were ordering food we were chilling but she was like like in like a rush like i was wondering i was like damn like you know we had appetizers but she scarfed it down we had our regular meal she scarfed it down this is the actual dessert and scruff that down too and we're like literally only like 20 30 minutes to the day i was like what's the rush like what's going on she was like yeah my boyfriend clocks in in about 10 minutes i was like here your boyfriend what and it was awkward like of course i didn't pay because at that point i was just like what are you trying to do like get a meal you know i just didn't know but yeah That was my first date, though. Oh my gosh. I don't know if you said your name was Cam or Kim. I think it's Cam. But when I was hearing your message and you said that she was scarfing down food, I was going to say she either double booked and had another date after you. I was not going to assume that her boyfriend worked there. I thought maybe that's like a place that they ate at, but I could tell that she either had another date after you or had a boyfriend. Shady, shady. And I think you handled it perfectly well. Hi, Chloe. I absolutely love you and your podcast. You are everything. I have a crazy first date, I guess, kind of fail that turned to a romance. On my first date with my current fiance, we were going out in Central Park and it was 2020, so it was COVID. And we drank two bottles of wine and it was going well and all of a sudden he turned to me and was like I really need to go to the bathroom and I was like oh my goodness thank god I really need to go to the bathroom too so he is like okay I'm gonna go find one and then I'll come back so he goes and like 15 minutes goes by 20 minutes goes by I'm like oh my gosh like is he standing me up and at this point I'm like I have to pee so badly so fast forward I ended up running into a McDonald's the bathroom was out of order ended up peeing in my pants on the first date ended up going into a parking garage and paid the guy to let me use their bathroom walked back to the date without any underpants on because I was wearing a dress and told him that I had dinner in 10 minutes and had to leave and we are getting married in April. So crazy first date fail that turned successful. Love you. Oh my gosh. Okay. You did not leave your name. No, but what, what a sad, sweet story. I don't even know. Like, first of all, thank God you were wearing a dress. Could you imagine if you had like pee stains all over your pants? That'd be mortifying. too. I feel so bad. You peed your pants. Like you must've really had to pee. That's so embarrassing. So sad. Where was he for 20 minutes at the beginning when he was looking for the bathroom? Where did he go? Oh my gosh. What a story. But I love that you guys are engaged. You guys are going to be married. What like a funny story that you get to tell your kids one day. I mean, it's cute. It's endearing. It's very relatable. I feel so bad, but I love that you're just laughing it off and so cute about it. Jessica Max. Hi, my name is Jessica Max. I was calling to share a giant red flag I missed when I was in my twenties. I was just freshly dating someone. I think we had gone on maybe four dates. And after the fourth date, he stopped by my apartment and showed me that he got a tattoo of my face on his back, which was insane. Because like I said, I barely knew the guy. And yeah, needless to say, it didn't go well after that. Oh my gosh, Jessica. Poor Jessica. That is a big red flag. I think if someone on your third or fourth date is going out to get your face tattooed on them, it's a little scary. That is a big red flag. I wouldn't like that very much. Jessica, you sound amazing. And I love that you realize that's a red flag now. You have to go through these things to realize that they're not good. You really do. Thank you guys so much for calling in, for leaving your voicemails, for writing in all of the above. I had so much fun. I could literally do this for hours and hours. I hope everyone has such an amazing Valentine's Day. spend it with your family your significant other your children your siblings whatever just spend it in love and be happy and know that you don't need a partner to celebrate valentine's day have a great valentine's day and remember that wednesdays are for wonderland