DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Thanksgiving Mixtape 2025

Hey Story Pires Podcast listeners, Lee here. This week we got another great mixtape for you from DJ Squarmalot to help out with your thanksgiving week travel. But first, grownups, we need your help to finish Season 8 as you may know. In return for your tax deductible donation, we are offering videos from Podcast hosts and other cool perks, like improvised songs for a limited time. You can get videos from me or Peter, Nimini, Megan, Rollo, Eric or Smitty and surprise only during thanksgiving weekend. You can get a video from DJ Squarmalot. That's right, the world's most famous DJ who also happens to be a worm will make a personalized video to whoever in your life is just dying for a video from DJ Squarmalot. It could be a holiday gift, a birthday gift, a just because gift. It's really exciting. DJ Squarmalot agreed to do this for us. His time is really limited. So you have to order by Monday after thanksgiving. Quantity is limited. Go to StoryPiarts.com slash support now to get your DJ Squarmalot video in case we sell out even earlier than Monday. And now, a thanksgiving mixtape from DJ Squarmalot himself coming up right after a few more words for the grownups. It's my favorite time of year thanksgiving. You know, normally put thanksgiving I have family over to the old homestead. We cook a big meal and enjoy each other's company. But this year I've decided to do something different. I'm treating the whole worm family to a trip and we're not just going anywhere nope. We're escaping the cold by going somewhere warm and sunny. Somewhere we can sit on the beach and lay by the pool and sit frozen dirt drinks. We're going to Miami baby. And that's why I'm coming to you today from a plane from road 37 Seatby. That's right. I'm already in my seat ready for takeoff. The rest of the family is meeting me in Miami. So I'm just planning to put on my sunglasses, recline my seat all the way and snooze all the way to Miami. Talk about a relaxing thanksgiving. Hello passengers and welcome to one night at Airlines flight 37 to Miami. We're so happy to have you aboard. Please sit back in the lax as we prepare the cabin for takeoff. That's right. Attending on the inner come sounds a little familiar. Could it be? Nah. Come on DJ Scrimmerlack. You really need to relax. Attention passengers. This is your flight attendant. We're currently six thin line for takeoff. So please keep your seat belts fastened. Thank you. Six in line. That's a lot of planes in front of us. I hope we're not too delayed. Attention passengers. We are now 15th in line for takeoff. Sorry. 15th. How did nine more planes get in front of us? Okay. Just try and relax DJ Scrimmerlack. This is the beginning of a relaxing vacation. And no one can take that away from you. Not even that flight attendant who sounds... ...vacally familiar. Hello passengers. We're sorry about the increased delay. To make it up to you, I decided to sing a little song. This is one that I wrote myself. Here it goes. Him. T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T And that's it! That's the whole song! It's a work in progress! Anyway, just a little update. We're now 24th and 9th pre-take-off. What?! We apologize for the delay. I'll be coming through the cabin with some complimentary snacks and beverages for you enjoyment. Well, that's something at least. Excuse me, sir. Would you like a beverage? Me! DJ Squirmalat? What are you doing here? What are you doing here? This is my job! You tried to tell me that when you're not making the story-pire's podcast, you were a fly attendant on a Worm airline! Uh, yeah. Got to pay the bill somehow. And besides, I'm really good at being a fly attendant. Do you like my song? Your... song. Yeah! The song I just sing for everybody over the intercom. Uh-huh. Did you like it? Did I? I... like it. Yeah! Did you? I'll just have a bottle of water, please. Oh, right. Your beverage. Here you go. Thank you, Lee. I'll have a snack, too. Do you have any dirt? Ooh, sorry. We're all out of dirt. How is a Worm airline out of dirt? Um, sir, I'm going to have to ask you to lower your voice. Ah, we eat dirt! Sir, as a representative of Worm-Nighted Airlines, I must inform you that if you continue to speak to me like that, I will have to send this plane back to the gate. No, no, no, no, don't do that. Don't do that. I'm sorry. I'll keep it cool, calm, and respectfully. Don't you worry about that. Okay. Thank you. Now, I better get back to the front of the plane. Looks like we're close to taking off. Woohoo! I mean, woohoo! See you later, DJ Squirm lot. Bye, Lee. Woo! This flight is really something. But at least things can't get any worse. Attention, passengers. This is your captain, Peter speaking. No! But don't worry. We're in line for takeoff and there's only a few planes ahead of us. Let me count real quick. Um... Okay, never mind. That's 178 planes. Get cozy. You were gonna be here a while. Oh gosh, I got mail on the controls. Does anyone know how... You know what? Listen, there's why don't we go ahead and hear today's first song while we wait. From an eight-year-old and New York named Jethro, he is traffic a nightmare. We can traffic from what seemed like ever. They each got to order a pizza and eat the whole thing. That's two pizzas. They walked a mile, then a mile back. Took a 25-hour nap. They brushed their teeth and trimmed their nails. But they barely moved it all. They were stuck for two centuries. The show is seven decades, five years, three seasons, one month, two weeks, four days, nine hours, 52 minutes, 20 seconds, and six weeks, and a million seconds. They were going to the ice cream shop. Ice cream shop. Ice cream shop. Ice cream shop. They bought a fighter card to go 500 miles an hour. We drove back to the old town to get the mail. There's almost 3,000 miles away. Don't we came back to the traffic and finally reached a fence in the road. Thought it would be over, but those are who were stuck quite a ways to go. The traffic, one night, and seems like an effort. I'll wait until the 12,000, 12,000, just every five miles after they turn that bed. Going to the ice cream shop. Ice cream shop. Ice cream shop. Ice cream shop. Ice cream shop. Ice cream shop. Ice cream shop. Ice cream shop. Ice cream shop. Ice cream shop. Ice cream shop. Ice cream shop. Welcome back to the StoryPers. Thanks for giving me the 2018. I'm your host, DJ Squamalat. A Squam Squamalat. And I finally have some good news. Our plane took off. We're officially flying the friendly skies on our way to Miami. At last, I can relax. Attention passengers. This is your flight attendant speaking. Here we go again. I was so happy to hear such a positive response from all of you passengers about my song. Excuse me. In fact, I got such a positive response that I decided to sing it for you again. Please. No. Please. De-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing It's pretty similar to the first verse Playing on a plane Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah How long is this slide exactly? And that's the end of the second verse. It's a short one. Now, before I get off this darned inner common leave you all alone I do have one more announcement to make. Oh boy We have a certain celebrity on today's flight and I just wanted to give them a little shout out You don't say I wonder who it could be It's the world's greatest DJ while also happens to be a worm DJ Squamalot! Give me a level of applause everybody Me? Well, I'm so flatteredly! Doesn't mean no that a shout out over a plane's inner common is the greatest accomplishment a DJ could ever ask for I've been waiting my whole life for this Thanks for flying with us DJ Squamalot. I really mean that. Now, I'll be dimming the cabin lights so that you can all rest and relax for the rest of the flight Am I dreaming? This is heaven! I love it! Ah! I'm finally relaxed Which is the perfect moment for all of you listeners to enjoy the next song on today's mixtape from Laney and 9-year-old in Wisconsin Here's how do you scare a mermaid? Today is the day I will scare a mermaid Today is the day I will scare a mermaid away to the place for the saltwater sprays I'm getting ready to scare a mermaid Oh hey, I didn't see you there! Today I am off to find mermaids to scare Today I'm a catch a mermaid unaware and give them a fright that'll give them great hair Over there where the saltwater sprays I gotta find out what makes mermaids afraid See, I'm a narrator so I get paid for keeping your readers up live in that page Wait, I've reached the ocean Now I can finally scare a mermaid and when I'm done I'll have all I need to make the most exciting story ever Such a story you just can't put down and I'll tell it son up to some down Rich and famous I'm well on my way because today is the day I will scare a mermaid! Wait! How do I even get a mermaid to talk to me? I know, I will ask nicely Mermaid, show yourself Mermaid, show yourself Mermaid, show yourself Alright, alright, show out I know why you're here I see it in your eyes You came to scare me but you shouldn't even try It's not a thing that scares a mermaid, here's why Mermaids are awesome Not even the dark? No! Ever hear of night time? We don't have lights down here What about Bigfoot? Bigfoot's my second cousin on my mother's side Browning! Is that a joke? Fine, I'll tell you There's one thing that I am really afraid of And it's when a story ends When it makes me shiver The story's finished, I quiver head to liver I cry me out river When stories come clue Cause it's a little bit scary And I love to be rude So today you won't scare this mermaid Not today you won't scare this mermaid Came all this way to where the salt water sprays But to make me afraid you ain't got where they're tamed No, today I'm gonna scare this mermaid Yes, today I'm gonna scare you mermaid I came all this way to where the salt water sprays And you're gonna see that I got what it takes Listen buddy, I'm only scared of the end of a story Literally the words The end The only person that can say the words the end is a narrator Yeah, a narrator How did you know that? Well, cause I'm a narrator No Yeah, for real? Here's my badge Oh, looks so cute, like a little book Ah, mermaid No The end! Ah, geez Louise, you scared the seashells out of me We'll be right back after a few words for the grownups Oh, alright, get settled down, settle down Today we have two new students and they're sisters Would you girls like to come up and introduce yourselves to the class? What? Ever That girls me sister And she's my sister Her name is weird and her name is weirder We are so wacky, we put our clothes on wacky words And we like taking turns, talking, making up new words Kipper,kipper,ish, gugumi negagalesh I wish she washishish, gugumi negagalesh A round or rosy, no gugiji toji toji sa Hebsive way wacky woo, wacky red food, yeggy food Weird sisters Oh yeah, we some weird sisters Weird sisters We're born from the same mister Weird sisters To Kelly for knee drifters Weird sisters We're weird and not so gay Well, that certainly was an introduction to an understand or word of it with all the gibberish That's the point You guys are bunch of weirdos Thank you That wasn't a compliment, I'm a bully You can't pick on us because we're fabulous Because baby, we don't care We like the way we are because we set the bar And girls like us are rare Hey you over there with your hand in the air You got a question you want to share? I'm duly and I want to be like you But I guess I'm kind of scared I want to be wacky and put my clothes on back you words I want an act of absurd talking top with me to pour No gay I'm so scared to be picked on if I act this way Here's an idea Why not stop caring what people say Weird sisters Oh yeah, we some weird sisters Weird sisters We're born from the same mister Weird sisters To Kelly for knee drifters Weird sisters We're weird and not so gay We're weird sisters And you can be weird too Okay Make our advice do whatever you want to do I will switch those pants around We're back in front all over town No one can bring you down You're weird and not so gay This backward pants thing is pretty stylish Meena And how about this? It's a jibrodde rubbud I feel ridiculous The only thing ridiculous is how good your gibberish is Really? Yeah Weird sisters Oh yeah, we some weird sisters And only weird sisters We're born from the same mister Weird sisters To Kelly for knee drifters We're three weirdos And you can be weird too Hey, you two weirdos are so weird This again, you guys ready? Let's do this We do not care Sorry, I'm still learning the cool weird laugh So do you guys want to come over? My mom can make snacks or our snacks weird? Are they cool weird? We don't have to I'm just so happy that I'm a part of this Weird sisters We're nice, she's a bugallish Weird sisters Go up, maybe, nothing, mure Weird sisters We're not in any need or needy Weird sisters So I'm not going to remember Weird sisters Oh yeah, we some weird sisters Weird sisters We're born from the same mister Weird sisters To Kelly for knee drifters We're three weirdos And you can be weird too Attention passengers We're landing I must have slept through the whole flight This is great news Time to enjoy a Thanksgiving for the ages Sun, fan, surf This is going to be a great day We're landing We're landing I must have slept through the whole flight This is great news Time to enjoy a Thanksgiving for the ages Sun, fan, surf This is going to be incredible I'm so excited to be in Miami Florida Fire Fire And we've landed Great job Peter passengers, welcome to Miami Canada Excuse me what? Where the current temperature is 27 degrees Hope you brought your earmuffs Oh no I must have gotten on the wrong flight And if you're continuing on to the second leg of our journey We'll be taking off soon for the other Miami Here, that was a close one Miami Alaska Noo My worm is Well I figured out how to get out of this mess Why don't you check out the next track from our mixtape From Jesse as 6 year old in Texas He is too much whipped cream Brownie was chocolatey And it needed nothing more So then why did my mom open Why the refrigerator door And she said It would be Better with whipped cream So much better Now, Mom, maybe, Mom, maybe more With cream There's too much whipped cream Much too much whipped cream Too much whipped cream Too much whipped cream Too much whipped cream A tower grew A top of my brownie Yes, a tower of whipped cream It burst right through my walls and roof I could hear my neighbor scream Still the tower grew Beclimbed into the sky Till it touched the clouds Birds and planes and sepulanes Found themselves whipped cream bound There's skies but we're gonna take a quick detour Into this tower with cream Hold on Huh? Then my parents Yes, my parents told me This is quite enough But I must admit I've developed A hunger for this stuff So I said It would be Better with whipped cream So much better Now, more, maybe, more, maybe more With cream There's too much whipped cream Much too much whipped cream Too much whipped cream Too much whipped cream And the rain Rain came down Rain came down And washed all the whipped cream out Rain came down Rain came down And washed all the whipped cream out The rain came down And washed away all the traces Of candy or desserts Birds and planes all flew away Neighbors got back to work And then my parents Yes, my parents Then also me all went to bed We did a play We all went to bed We didn't speak about the treat that Messed with all our heads But in my dreams I saw the brownie bear As when this all began When I awoke my parents told me When I slept I sank It would be better with whipped cream So much better No more baby, more baby, more whipped cream There's too much whipped cream Much too much whipped cream Too much whipped cream Too much whipped cream It's the story by Thanksgiving Next day 2025 and I'm your host DJ Squamalat Well, we're means suffice to say that my plans Didn't really pin out this year for Thanksgiving Turns out I'm gonna have to have Thanksgiving dinner And I'm just grateful to all of you listeners For tuning in while I smash that space bar And speaking of it, here's another song from Mira In a loving year old in Tennessee And it's called The Left Side of Time Salutations all I am Emmett, Master of the Fourth Dimension Time Sometimes people get unstuck in the temporal stream And can't find their way back The problem is they think they need to be on the right side of time But if you're lost, there are a few easy steps you can take First is to remember that the opposite of the right side of time Is not the wrong side of time It's the left side of time Dig through the left side of time Run through the palace of rhyme Seeing the sight And lighting the light Smelling the sea in the pile of dirt Wind on your way pick up a blue shirt Fly with the eagles and fly with the stars Two miles north and you hit my Left Sing in the song of the challenger dress Go backwards and hit the palace of rise Now go through that hole In the left side of time Left left left left side To tie, tick, to tie Left left left To tie, tick, to tie Left left left right Left side of time Left left left left Left side of time So remember, if you're ever lost in time Just follow these easy steps Through the left side of time Once again I'm Emmett That's time I fell backwards I thought that was pretty clever Alright, I guess I'm gonna go Goodbye Or should I say hello? Hey, Scrammy, where am I? It's cold here in Canada But we've got more of a... Mixed it to warm you up Right after a few words for the grownups Well, come back to StoryPyre's Thanksgiving Mixed it and DJ Scrammerlatte Your host with the most Let's keep the fun going with another tune From Vienna, a 70-year-old and Ontario Here's the white color box I was painting on the rocks I could not open the white color box But did what I had to Made the rescue service call Mr. Rabbit came by He can't open the box Rabbit's all in a mud stroll Mr. Rabbit came He put his trunk in the box He swallowed it whole Spid it back up I was painting on the rocks I could not open the white color box But did what I had to Made the rescue service call Mrs. Lion King by And she tried and she tried But all her nails broke King Guru tried to jump But her feet hurt too much She had had enough She had enough Finally wonky arrived And he opened the box And he painted lines He had He massageed King Guru's legs He gave purple carrots to Rabbit And some broccoli to elephant They all got a An elephant's pie They heard the phone ring Don't turn the pie Someone else Made the rescue service call Someone else Made the rescue service call Someone else Made the rescue service call Someone else Made the rescue service call Someone else Made the rescue service call Someone else Made the rescue service call Someone else Made the rescue service call Someone else Made the rescue service call Someone else Made the rescue service call Someone else Made the rescue service call Someone else Made a rescue service call Someone else Because I love to read She loves you, read I'm at top of the sampling class and it can be I'm at the sampling and it's a faculty company She saved her colony There once was an Aunt Neymlaiza who saved her colony Liza was the best ant-speller at Anticademy There once was an Aunt Neymlaiza who saved her colony And this was Liza's story of spelling bravery There once was an Aunt Neymlaiza who saved her colony Liza was the best ant-speller at Anticademy There once was an Aunt Neymlaiza and she saved her colony We hope that you enjoy our tale of spelling bravery There once was an Aunt Neymlaiza who saved her colony Liza was the best ant-speller at Anticademy There once was an Aunt Neymlaiza who saved her colony We hope that you enjoy our tale of spelling bravery There once was an Aunt Neymlaiza who saved her colony Liza was the best ant-speller at Anticademy There once was an Aunt Neymlaiza and she saved her colony We hope that you enjoy our tale of spelling bravery Welcome back to the Story Pires thanksgiving mixtape 2025 That was the Aunt who saved her colony By 9-year-old Harper in Washington And now sadly we've reached the final song of today's mixtape But I want to wish all of you weremi's a happy Thanksgiving Wherever you are, whether it's Miami Florida, Miami Canada Or Miami Alaska Have a great one and be grateful for all of your loved ones From Aditya, a five year old in Canada, here's millions of stars Music Before any planet becomes There was millions and millions of stars And each person was in it And the planets were made And the people started growing, growing, growing And every day, a new thing to know They ran from atoms to elements how to grow And from the horizon, the comments took flight And sad there wasn't knowing, knowing, knowing And in one day, actually all the stars got into people's bodies And the people grew and grew And millions and millions of stars Millions and millions of stars Millions and millions of stars Millions and millions of stars And in one day, actually all the stars got into people's bodies And the people grew and grew And all the stars exploded Oh, and millions and millions of stars Millions and millions of stars Millions and millions of stars Then all the stars formed into atoms With the eggs load the people all pop down to earth When we lived our lives We lived our lives We lived our lives Millions and millions of stars Millions and millions of stars