#3364 Summer House S10E15 Part 2: It’s All Downhill From Here

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PayPal debit card can be used when Mastercard is accepted. Tease and seize apply. Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappin's a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. So then we go to 1124 p.m. back to Carl's room and he's like, oh, I understand you feel attacked. He's like, yeah, that's why I said, fuck you. He's like, yeah, but you guys have, have you talked about this Vegas thing a little bit or no? It's like, she knows I'm going to Vegas. It's one fucking night. Okay. So Carl's like, well, it seems like a Baltic or whatever is going on. I was like, I don't think it does. I think she loves it when I leave. You know, I think she can't fucking stand me. And Carl's like, well, that's a horrible feeling. It just makes me sad for you. Oh, wait, just stand under my chin and let the tears drop on your head. Hold on. It'll take about 30 seconds for them to fall from my cheek to your head. And there's the first one. Sometimes it makes people feel calm if they stare up and look deeply into my nostrils. Do that. Do that. This whole, this whole Vegas thing is hilarious because first of all, he's, it's just Kyle getting a better manager to get him gig. So it's not Vegas. If it was a Vegas residency and everybody was being like this, I'd be like, damn you guys, I mean, the guy got a Vegas residency. That's pretty good. I mean, at least he's being successful in this, but it's not. It's just a thing. But she's just mad that he's not quitting DJing, you know, and he's not going to quit DJing. So that's lying in the sand. And I think a DJ lying in the sand is a pretty strong one to make, you know. So Kyle's like, no, I got home. It could be a night. It could be seven nights. She doesn't get up and give me a kiss. She doesn't ask me how I was. She didn't ask me how, you know, oh, it's like, it's so beyond people's comprehension of like, what's going on, dude? Like Sierra, she's just like, I think maybe a new Amanda. She'd like separate for like a month. So, you know, Kyle's like all just sad. And by the way, like, when sometimes Kyle tells stories and they're very self-serving. So he's always kind of like the victim of his own stories. But honestly, we have seen Amanda all summer and it's like, I kind of believe him on this one that he does come back and she's like, whatever. But I also know that she's like, like this fucking guy leaves me alone again. And now he wants like all the adoration when he comes back. So, yeah, well, we've seen that we've seen, I mean, even last week, he was showing us the text where I was like, Hey, babe, just had a good set. Nothing. Hey babe, hope you had a good night. Nothing. Hey babe, hope you had a good sleep. Nothing. Hey babe, good morning. I'm getting on the plane. Nothing. Hey babe, I'm getting off the plane. Nothing. So we know, we know that that's true. She's been completely not there and ignoring him for years, but he's also been completely absent and not doing what she wants for years. So it's just a clusterfuck. It's just, just stop, just stop, both of you. God, you're both in time out. Yeah, you're both in time out. It's almost like I'm kind of almost getting sick of myself that every time I am like making a point that I feel compelled to make the point for the other side because like I understand how the other side, like, I see the validity in both of their reactions. And I'm kind of sick of just everyone just assumed that whenever I make a point, I understand that there's a counterpoint that's probably just as valid because I'm sick of having to do both. They both suck. They both suck. Yeah, they both suck. And they're both terrible at this and they're both making each other miserable. And they're both making me miserable, you know, and at some point it's like, and in any other season, if this were last season, probably maybe any other season, I'd be like, fuck West, go ahead, fuck West. Good for you. Good for you. I wouldn't feel two seconds bad for Kyle about that. And I don't now I don't feel bad for Kyle now. Now it's the Sierra thing that's the one you feel for, not even Kyle, because it's like, well, yeah, she's going to find someone else and fuck him because you suck, you know, and Kyle has the right to feel betrayed. Kyle has the right to feel betrayed because you also suck. Kyle feels betrayed, but I'll tell you one thing. I really don't see Kyle as someone who is like really tortured in this situation. There's a reason why Kyle's profile in this scandal has not significantly increased because he's, I think he's just happy to like his wife is out of his hair. Like moving on, like he can finally like just make out with Megan King at the street. Well, kind of, but it seems like she's still calling him and depending on him because the interviews he's given has been like, yeah, you know, Amanda's still really upset guys, calm down on Amanda guys, you know, Amanda has mental health struggles and this and that. And he's still, I think she's still kind of relying on him in that way. But he's still able to do it with the detachment of someone who was formerly in their relationship as opposed to like, like, I think that like sometimes when you're extracting yourself from these relationships in the public eye, you're also sort of trying to win over the public to be like, I'm not the bad guy here. And I think he's happy to be like, okay, okay, this relationship is ending and I can now just like move on to stage two. Like I got an extra life, you know, I got the Dirt and Star. Yeah, he did. He got let off easy in a way for sure. Yeah. Um, yeah, because the whole first half of the season was fuck Kyle fuck Kyle sucks. And the second half is like, yeah, you go Kyle good for you. People are like, divorce party. What happened to forest party Kyle. Yeah. So yeah, I think there's like a vibe of like, thank God this is over. Right. I'm going to help her out because I still care for her, but like, whoo, thank God this relationship is done. Yeah. So, um, Carl Kyle's like, I'm just like trying to have a happy face because I do you don't have to have a happy face. What about a weathered face? Have you ever tried that? No, man. I just have been feeling so like a mess all summer. Like I just feel like my life is falling apart. Oh, I feel terrible about how I handled that before. It's hard when you're a tall person handling things properly is a bit of a tall order. Ha, get it. So they had and Carl's like, oh, I called you a loser. Oh, just yeah. I remember it was like arguing over the hood of my car and I'm like, oh my God, don't dump the car. Yeah. I actually remember being that close and I was like, he's going to be mad if we scratch his car. Yeah. I was just like, I got in front of that thing. I just got it fixed. You know, unlike my relationship. Ultimately Kyle still cares about the car the car the most. So they make up and now they're like laughing about how they were yelling at each other and they give each other genuine. Sorry guys. So now they come out of the room and Kyle's like, I got good news guys. Oh my God, you made up with Amanda. No, fuck her. I may have. Kyle and Kyle apologized to me and I let my emotions get the best of me and he was nice enough to give me some grace. Basically the only relationship that really matters in my life is okay now. The relationship with the guy. It's okay. And Kyle is all happy and then Jessica's well, I'm glad you guys squash it. And next up you've got Amanda Patula to take care of and you see Kyle's like, oh yeah. So now back in Sierra's room and man is like, oh my God, it's like the fourth time this summer you guys have had to sit here and give me a pep talk while I cry. And she's like, yeah, I just feel like a sad girl victim like, I don't, I'm not looking for sympathy. I just do appreciate you guys reminding me who I am. And so then Kyle, like, does he like knocks on the door? Hello. And Sierra's like, um, he's like, he's opening the, as he's opening the door, you hear Sierra say, well, Amanda, you were there for me when I'm sad and I'll be there for you when you're sad. Hello, Kyle. So he's like, okay, I just want to let you know I have to know with Carl and I want to hug it out with you because I just like, I looked all across the table and I was like so excited to tell you about this thing and then it just gets misunderstood. And that moment I feel like you were like, yeah, well, I'll just let my friends attack my husband and you said this mug look on your face. Now, like, I'm sorry for saying what I said. I was actually really excited and I wanted to sign it with you because I wanted your approval. That's literally the worst apology you could have given. There's no part of apologizing to someone that includes the phrase and you had just a smug look on your face. That just doesn't work that way. I'm sorry. That's not how you apologize. Yeah, but those looks on her face. I mean, I don't think this deserves a straight. I mean, I think the fuck you deserves a straight up apology, but this is also a conversation and not just like a, I'm sorry. You're right. Let's just like sweep everything under the rug. No, it's a we need to talk when I was, I felt like the table was turning against me and I was hoping that you as my wife would have my back in that moment. And I felt really alone in that moment. And then she could have said, well, I felt alone all summer. And then he could have said something like we need to work on having each other's backs because I love you and I would hate for the person I love the most to feel alone. And like something like that, but not like, let's just hug it out because you had a smug look on your face and like, I was so excited to tell you this thing. And but you had a smug look. So I then I got mad, but let's hug it out. I'm sorry that I said that thing. What that's just like none of this is the right approach. So she was like, it's not even about DJing Kyle. He's like, okay, then I don't know what it's about. I just need some time, Kyle. Well, I don't think it's been a long time since we've been on the same time. She's like, yeah. And he says it wears me down and it hurts. And she's like, yeah. And he goes, I'll just leave you guys do your thing. So he leaves and Amanda goes, where was the apology? Yeah. I was like, I don't know how I'm going years on years on years feeling like my life doesn't have my back. It's horrible feeling. So then Sierra's like in Sierra's room, Amanda's like Carl's so fucking safe. Cause like, I know that Kyle doesn't get it and Carl's just like letting it go to Kyle's face. Like they're like upset that and then Amir is like, yeah, but Carl didn't really let it go. He just said he'd let it go, which is also true. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but also Amanda, that's not your relationship. This is your relationship. You know, it's like the, you could be talking about your relationship with him, but again, you're sitting here talking about it with everybody else. And then his relationship with Carl and why is Carl not, why is Carl backing down? It's like, that's not, none of this is your problem. Oh my God. Go talk to your fucking husband. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial. Hi there. It's Jesse and Lenny from the table manners podcast, which is currently sponsored by my garden escape at QVC. 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You know, now everybody's kind of moving around the house or whatever a post fight and Amanda's like, oh, I'm going to go downstairs. I'm not going to go out, but I'll see you guys out. So West is in his room. What's the best way to go out to the club? Hey, everyone, let's go to the club. Hold on. I'm going to see you guys off. Have fun. Be careful. Don't get injured or contract hand to virus. I was like, thanks. Thanks, Amanda. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. So West is in his room getting ready and he's like, um, I look like a lesbian tonight, but I feel like it kind of works for me. That's your style. Why are you pretending that's just tonight? I've never seen a man with more ponchos. Seriously. Um, so then Jesse's like, yeah, let's go straight to catchy. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Let's go to catchy. I'm going to have a drink. Let's go. Party, party, party. So Kyle checks in on Amanda and he's like, you want to go out? She's like, you don't want to say anything. You're just going to go out. I'm like, Amanda, you just said he wanted time and space. Like why are you upset that he's going? I mean, I understand why she's upset with that is going out because it does feel crazy that they had this enormous emotional fight and then you're just going to go out to the club. It is crazy, but also I do. It drives me nuts when people are like, I just want to have my own space. Wait, why are you leaving? Where are you going? He's like, well, let's just try to talk to you upstairs. I'm just like, but you're talking about yourself. No, he actually talked about how he felt when you were acting a certain way. So he was kind of talking about you and he's like, well, I'm sorry for saying what I said. I'm sorry for saying F you. I'm sorry for ruining dinner. I'm sorry for ruining the night, but that's not what you should be sorry for. Oh my God. Is it a game? Then just tell him. Tell him. I do. Is he trying to guess or are we playing hangman? Yeah. She and Amanda is kind of that person who's like, like she just won't tell him what she's upset about. I get that she's annoyed. I'm like, look, see, I'm already doing the other side again. Like I get, I get it all. I get it all. I get why she's frustrated because he should know, but he doesn't know. So just leave him because he never will know. But what is it? If it's not, if it's not, if it's not, if it's not for saying, fuck you, it's not for ruining dinner and it's not for ruining the night. I guess it's the DJ thing. It's a DJ thing, but I think that like, I have to imagine what she's thinking is you're apologizing because you know it's like wrong to say fuck you to your wife. But do you really understand why it's so wrong that you said, fuck you to your wife? Or is it just because you know, you, people were offended around you. So you said, I'm sorry for saying fuck you, but do you realize how it's actually like disrespectful? It's a pattern of disrespect and it's part of a larger pattern of disrespect. I sort of maybe you think I'm imagining that's what she's thinking. If I can give her that. I mean, look, I'll give, I'll give her that Kyle is constantly fucking up and then coming in and be like, well, okay, I'm sorry for this. I'm sorry for that. And I would be fucking sick of hearing it too. So it's not like I'm saying Kyle is, it's just Amanda. Oh, I'm just sick of it. It's like, okay, I'm sorry. Okay, get out. I need space. Okay. Then I'm getting out. Why are you leaving? Cause you told me to get out, but you didn't even say I'm sorry. Okay. Well, I'm sorry for this, this, this and this, but that's not what you're supposed to be sorry. It's like, oh my God. Okay. What do you want me to do? Do you want me to stay here? Do you want me to go? Did you want me to say I'm sorry? Do you not want me to say I'm sorry? What do you want? Yeah. Well, um, either way, uh, now it's, uh, now everyone's goes out to the club. Everyone's partying. Everyone's having a great time. And I am thinking to myself, this is really weird. That was crazy drama in the house. And now everyone's just like partying. But, um, but then it's like 1 35 a.m. And, uh, the cars come back. I also love, they get dropped off at the house and you hear the Uber backing out and it's an electric car. So it's going, whoa, what was that? What's that? What's that? What's that? I was like, it's electric car. The car has never heard an electric car before. They have to make that noise so that people know they're coming and then I'll run them over. Oh, wow. Oh, okay. Watch a car. They make those things. It's crazy. What a soft noise. It's kind of us. Um, so now everybody comes home at 2 0 6 a.m. And, uh, they go into the kitchen and Kyle's just standing there like the Blair Witch in his underwear, just standing like a statue. They start cracking up. And, all right. Well, tomorrow's a new day. Tomorrow's a new day, guys. That's it. Tomorrow's a new day and Sabrina Bell will be here. Everyone excited for that? Yeah. Can't wait to see a choker. So excited. So it's time for bedtime and Sierra West and Kyle and Jesse, um, are talking and Jesse like, uh, where are you planning on sleeping? Kyle's like, my bed, bitch. She's hated me for seven years to this. I'm not going to, I'm not going to be any different. He's like, okay. Where are you trying to sleep? And he's like, next to West and Kyle goes, yeah, imagine if Jesse's like, yo, I was trying to sleep with your wife. God, you were so close. You were so close. So close. And West does this thing where he shakes his head violently. He's like, mm, mm, mm. And I was like, oh man. So close. Kyle. So then everyone goes to bed and, uh, Sierra's like hanging out with Jesse and West in their room. And Jesse is like, you want to sleep over? You can sleep in the bed. He'll see my bed. Any combination is good. Yeah. And Sierra was like, wow, wow. Like you guys sleep in the same bed and I sleep here. How about that? Like, I was like, wait, what? What? What? What is this? Like, okay, what's that rule? Not me. Okay. Prank, prank. They're just being silly. And then Kyle, basically the good night montage ends with Kyle getting into bed and, um, he kisses Amanda. Good night. And she says nothing. Yeah. And, um, so then, um, we see, let's see, Levi's talking about flashing her vagina or something. Yeah, they're waking up now morning. Yeah. It's the morning. And Amanda's like, good morning, Kyle. Cause he's cuddling up to her. He's like, I'm sorry for going out. Kyle, I can't with you. Stop doing bad shit. And then immediately just turning around and being like, I'm sorry. It's pointless. It's all pointless. Yeah. This is, this is, yeah. Don't, cause the thing is, it's almost like the apology is insulting. You know, it's like, you're not really a pot. I'm going to do what I want and I'll just say, I'm sorry in a pat way. And then you have to forgive me. And then I can be like, well, I said, sorry. He's like the second I got out. And I was like, all right, I'm going to go back. And I'm like, you, you got back at like one 30 of the morning. Well, I was alone. I didn't mean for you to be here alone. Who do you mean for her to be there with the garden now? Mountside. I know. So she just stayed silent as usual. So then in Jesse, Jesse, in the West room, West is like, oh, imagine being a snake. Yeah. Imagine that. Imagine being one. What? Yeah. I mean, imagine you're so long and he's like, oh, like Jesse, for a moment, thinks that West is saying snake as a personality characteristic, but then it turns out West is actually just talking about pythons. And then I say, wow, imagine that. Wow. Poor West a couple of weeks after his nudes come out. And Jesse is like, how long are they? And he's like, well, this Python I'm looking at is like eight feet long. Like they eat people sometimes. They do. I don't know. I just feel kind of like bad because like, I don't know. It's like the Python like, I don't know. Like, yeah, it's not talking to me right now. So, so Bailey is in the kitchen like, like, oh my God, you have to get so many photos today. Levi, like you need to like make out with everyone since it's the last weekend. Levi's like, you're inspiring girl. You turned a new leaf and you said all of a sudden this is going to be me and Bailey's like, yeah, I know. I just feel so much love for everybody. So online people are making jokes. Like is Bailey the only one who sees Levi? Like Levi is Bailey's imaginary friend. Like Levi is not there. You find out she's never been there the whole time. She's never been there. Yeah. And it would make both of them more interesting, honestly. So then in KJ's room, KJ is like, wow, what a night. I don't even think it really sums it up enough. I mean, that was like so good. And then all of a sudden it was so bad. It was just so bad. He's like, yeah, it was the good, the bad and the ugly too. She's like, yeah, it was just like, it was terrible. So then in a just in West's room, West is like, um, did anything happen last night? Yeah. Carl and Kyle almost murder each other. Remember? And then outside Kyle joins Carl and Bailey. I was like, yeah, how's it going? You too? I was going down there. I'm tall. I'm tall. Remember? So, uh, West and Jesse are talking, uh, in their room still and Jesse's like, yeah, you know, the well-turned-of-events, but I really enjoyed hanging out with you and Sierra. That was really cool. He's like, yeah, it felt special. Like actually hanging out in the front yard. Like that felt like old times. Yeah. We were in the front yard. I was texting Amanda while she was fighting with Kyle, you know, it's like, like old times. He's like, yeah, it's so fun when there's tension. Yeah. I mean, like also after like Sierra and I hugged at the dock the other day, like that moment happened. That was like, wait, wait, what did we talk about now in that moment? And then I was like, um, I knew you weren't going to make out with Jesse. And it landed. It was great. It was like a great joke. I like totally landed. Like I think America would have loved it. It's like, yeah. I mean, obviously the best thing to do would have been to never have said anything, but I just thought like the nice thing to do would be to check in with my boy if he's still had feelings there. So thanks for turning the house against me and making it seem like I'm a shitty guy. So yeah, but clearly I was misreading the situation. So I'm sorry if I made it uncomfortable for you. I don't know. I wasn't thinking it was flippant. I was flipping. Okay. It was like, damn, you really don't want to make out with me. And Amanda West is like, Oh God, I wonder how Amanda's doing. Yeah. Which is when has Wes pondered Amanda's state ever? Right? Yeah. When does he just like sit there in the middle of Bro talk, look up at the ceiling and go, I wonder how Amanda's doing. Like that was weird to me. Yeah. So now on the couch, Amanda's talking to Lindsay and asking if Kyle talked to her and she's like, yeah, you're welcome this morning and apologize for going out and leaving me by myself and said he didn't know I was staying home and Lindsay's like, I'm a one and that's when he apologized. Maybe you should apologize for making me think it was a residency when it was just a manager. Is that the difference? So then Mia and Sierra talked about how last night was crazy and Mia is saying, you know what sucks is that like Amanda's going to go home and deal with that. And like, if he's okay to speak with you like that in front of all these people, what the fuck does he say to you when it's just the two of you? Which is, of course, the thing that we're all thinking. Yeah. And then Sierra was like, yeah, it makes me not even want to be Kyle's friend. You know, it's like you can do that and then you want to come out with us. Like you're in a timeout. And so I told him at the club, I said, something's got to fucking give because you can't keep living like this and she can't keep living like this. This is ridiculous. And I love you. I love you guys, but not really together. So. I love you guys together, but I don't love you that much together, which I thought was funny. Yeah. So Jesse, you're still talking and Jesse's like, dude, what are you doing? And Jesse's like, dude, what do you think is Sierra's idea that Kyle and Amanda should take time apart? And West is like, he's just like so dramatic that I don't think that he's like, could could let her do that and like not make it into like, oh, she's leaving me. She's leaving me. Yeah. Like right now it's turned into like separation. Yeah. I think space would be fantastic for both of them. Like a lot of space. And if I could know exactly when he's going to be not at the apartment, that would be great to know. And I would like a little space, but not enough that she makes me date her. So yeah, let's figure that one out. So now Jesse is doing pushups by the pool. Levi rides him and he's like, oh my goodness. She's like, oh my goodness, you're so strong. He's like, oh God, it feels windy. I was there wind on my back. It was weird. It feels a little heavier. Here comes one right now. McDonald's breakfast is turning up the heat with a spicy new twist. Calm down. Not that spicy. Breakfast is for savor and not suffering. Introducing McDonald's breakfast with Frank's Red Hot Ketchup. A spicy breakfast suitable for the morning. Until later June, served until 11 a.m. Subject to availability. Hello there. It's Liz Earle from the age better podcast. And we're currently being sponsored by my garden escape at QVC. 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This is a, this is a Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe Ann from the SAG Harper and we're calling about your girlfriend. She left scratch marks on her, on her hotel room door. And when we tried to talk to her down, she said, I just need to get to the summer house to be on TV. I just need to get there. Can you're going to have to unfortunately charge you for repairs to the door? Yeah, that door definitely needs to be paid for. Okay. The poor door is the most abused thing on this show. I'm not saying a lot. So that's one door. By the way, the front door is the had a great season. And I was working all season long. And then this weekend, it's not working again. I'm like, thank God, I was getting worried there that we would have an entire season with a, It was a man. It's a man. We now know that it's a Bravo man because it's like, look on door point 10.0. I'm totally in control of my emotions and everything's great. And this episode is like, fuck you, fuck you loser to fucking DJ. It's like broken hanging off the hinges. It's like, oh, all's well in the right of the world of Bravo male doors. Yeah. So everyone's sitting up for the party. It's exhausting that they have to do too much for these parties. It's like, you know, it's hot and humid. You just hear all those, I know, cicadas making noises like in background. I'm like, I don't want to do this. I don't want to help out with any of their party. I feel like I'm helping. I feel like I'm helping build this party. And at a certain point, just put some drinks out. We don't need to build a slope. It looks so cool though. It is a very cool looking party. They have an igloo. They've got a ski slope. They've got everything, but also they have to like be in like snow gear in the heat of the summer, which I think seems pretty cruel. So they decorate this party. It's a big thing. And I'm at is like, we're going to have Kyle's crash out and make out mountain two guys and Mia and KJ talk about this summer. And he's like, um, yeah, like it's almost over. And I'm like kind of anxious about that because like when I'm invested and I have connections with people, I'm like a lover boy and like I want to keep it consistent. And they talk about holidays and how it's different for her because her mom passed. So she's going to try and create new traditions and he invites her over for the holidays with him and his mom, which is cute. And then, um, and Jesse, you know, and Jesse in the West room, Lindsay is there on the bed and he's like, you got room for one more. Bed fog. It's me. Bed fog. Jesse. Good. Get your hand off my boobs. Okay. Thank you. Um, I actually didn't get to eat the potato last night. So thank you for offering me some. What I was going to say was who is that crazy girl downstairs with a choker who just walked in? Oh yeah. Cause by the way, in the middle of the Sabrina walked in and just like, hi, hi everyone. Oh my God. Yes. Rockstar. She's like going up and giving big hugs to Jesse and everyone like just doing the most to be like, my best friend. Finally. I'm with my best friends. Oh. I, you know, like Sabrina is lucky that there's all this other drama going on in the house that's distracted Lindsay because I guarantee if Lindsay. Like has like a moment to like really talk with the Sabrina girl. She's like, who the fuck is this girl? Lindsay. Lindsay. I'm like, I'm shocked that Lindsay has not ended Sabrina Bell just yet. Yeah. She hasn't had really much of a chance with like Sabrina's gone up to everybody else and kind of inserted herself, but she hasn't done it with Lindsay yet. So yeah, even though like she was at Lindsay's party a few weeks ago, like Lindsay was busy doing other things. But now, now that like Sabrina Bell is in the house and being so extra, like, I think she's really lucky that she did not get onto Lindsay's bad side. So Lindsay's up there with Jesse and she was like asking about like, well, like how did it feel by the way about like when, when Sierra was talking about the like, well, I see her the one person she loves talking about at the table, you know, and Jesse's like, yeah, I know that was like pretty offensive for all of us. Jesse's like, damn it. I've been waiting for that title my whole life. And I was like, yeah, I wasn't really expecting the L word. I mean, even though I'm dressed like it today. Well, like I would have thought me a Armanda, but like that was like your title. Like how do you feel about that? Huh? What do you think? What do you think? He's like, um, well, I mean, it's just like sat like we just like get along so well, but like we had to pretend to like not for two fucking summers. It's just like a lot, you know, it's just like wild. And then he gives us whole monologue. Of course, we're just like, just like, dust. And I think it's important to point out that he does this stuff. He gives the truth to the audience, but not to anybody in the house. He acts one way in the house like, yeah, like here we are back together. And then he's like, to us, he says something different. Okay, go for it. Yeah. He's like, I've just been like two years thinking that like she hated my fucking guts and like I'm understanding now that it was like protection. You're understanding now that it was protection. Like it's really does not take a genius understand this. And like, um, obviously I'm like very thankful and like happy to hear it, but like I've just been like trying to like avoid the relationship and like what comes with it for like a long time. And now that we're back, like it's like, lose. It's like, ah, and it just like feels good, but like it's a lot to process. And I kind of confusing. Okay. You don't get to play. You don't get to do the, it's all too much for me right now. Like, no, no, like you spend all this time pursuing her and trying to get back into her good graces. Like everything has been like, she smiled at me. Oh, I had a great night with her. Oh my God. She was kind to me. Oh my God. And now you guys are talking like, it's just like a lot. It's a lot to like take in right now. I'm flirting and being like, oh my God, are we or aren't we even now? And then being like, oh, it's just so confusing. Oh, we knew we were going to do this. We fucking knew it. So Lindsay's like, well, you do have a way about you. You're like kind of hard to hate right now. Because you know, she will hate him very soon. She will. She will. So then the party is going to start. The party is going to start. Oh my God. Here comes Yvonne soon to be seen on in the city. And people are getting dressed. People are getting ready. And like the girl named Katie is there who I don't know. She maybe she's on the show. It seems like they have like a lot of people from in the city who are showing up at this party to help segue us into the new show, which premieres next week, by the way. So the big news here is that Lindsay has a camel toe and Yvonne's like, well, it's a nice camel toe. She's like, no, I don't want to go out there with a camel toe. Yeah. And then she goes to like Bailey's room is like, can you see it? And she's like, I can draw the exact picture of your journal right now. So now Mia and Sierra are talking about getting ready. You know, everybody's just getting ready. Amanda dresses like a huge snowman. She wears one of Kyle's inflatable costumes. And they go out to the party. The party starts. They're all bouncing around having fun. In case you do. In case you guys didn't think so. Amanda's really fun. So she does that. And then they all party out there and Sierra's like, well, okay, I lost party this summer, bitches. We've laughed. We've cried. We've earned this last party. Okay. And we're going out tonight. So don't get too drunk. Let's do this. We see a shot of Ben kissing Sabrina and she goes, love you. And he just says nothing back. Rubs her shoulders. So then as a party goes on, Dara and West sit aside for a private conversation. And she's like, oh my God, Westling, dat me the fuck up my man. That was the most broy thing I've ever said out loud. Bully Dara, did that hurt? That was like my punching fist. I was like, what was that? And he's like, whoa, check this shit out. Is this cool? Like, look, if I sit like this, I'm like a thinker. She's like, yeah, we're client black. Oh my God. So we made it to the end of the summer. I'm sad. He's like, yeah, I've been kind of like sad all week because the best thing that's happened from the past two years happened. So now I'm sad, naturally. It's like, give me a debrief, bro. He's like, well, I mean, I'm in a better place. And he's like, obviously for the main reason, our baby C. And he's like, yeah. So then we go to Jesse and Sierra and they're laying on a daybed and she's like, Jesse Solomon another summer down. And he's like, yeah, this one felt good. You know, the only part that didn't feel good when was when Europe sat with me. So that was my thorn. And my rose is that you and Westies are besties again. She's like, the trail is back, even though I did not ask you what your rose and thorn is, but that's okay. He's like, yeah, we're so back. Yeah, so back. It's like we never left. Yeah, everything's great. Everything's great. Everything's great. Everything's great. So back to Weston, Tara. She's like, oh my God, I'm so happy to see you find peace with her. And who knows where it'll go, you know, but in my wildest, craziest dreams, maybe one day you guys will just, you know, when you're ready. Oh, ring, ring, baby, baby. Come on. I don't know. It's like horror. It's like scary. So then Jesse's like, have you guys had a discussion where you're like, we're just friends and act accordingly? You're like, you're so bored. You only do that with me. And she's like, well, we've only been talking for a week and a day now, but who's counting, right? Yeah. But like, I feel like it got confusing when he would be flirty with you. You know, it's like, yeah, like, we actually have not had a conversation yet about that kind of stuff. But like, I don't know. Because you like being flirty with him or why? Well, to be honest, yeah. I mean, it's kind of fun. I don't know. You sicko curveball. And she's like, well, I mean, I'm seeing a change in him and he's making positive steps. And, you know, I appreciate that. But at the same time, like I'm scared of his ability to be invested and then not at all. It's like the whiplash of it. Like, do you care? Do you not care? Like, are we actually going to be friends or are we just going to be friends in the house and then post summer? Nothing. And this is me talking down at her. Is this friends or are you expecting something more than friends? I think that's a big question here because she is not no matter how he's acting towards you, which he is acting towards you. Like he probably does want something more. But oh, my God. Well, all we know is that like one thing that some people have said during this whole scandal is like, I mean, what's the big deal? They're not even dating and not doing that. Just whatever. But we've seen the previews for the next week's season finale that West and Sierra make out. So romance is still on the table. And so all those people can hush up. Yeah. So there you go, everybody. That's the end of summer house. And so next week is the season finale. Yeah. Yeah. Next week is the season finale. And finally, Dope, Kyle and I don't know if you're in West make out. So or kiss at least. I don't know who's a make out. Look like a kiss. I don't know. I guess we'll see. There's a big question. There's a big question hanging over next week's season finale, which is will it be a season finale that bleeds into in the city backdoor power style? Because that's how summer house started. And I feel like it would be only appropriate if it went that way as well. So fingers crossed. By the way, Sierra should have known that this whole thing was cursed because she made a party that looked just like Winter House. That's what I thought too. I was like, why would you celebrate Winter House, which brought you Austin, which was the worst thing to ever happen to you on TV? Like, why would you do that? That was the beginning of your series of calamities. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, I'm glad you said that because I said the same thing when I was watching. I was like, who does that? You know? Yeah. Yeah. Not smart. Not smart. It's like, hey, guys, guess what my theme for the day is all boys Catholic school that worked out great for me. Loved it. 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