The UFC hits America below the belt

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Oh, and then Eric Trump trying to insider trade on the UFC fights as well, which, you know, it's like, have you guys have enough money? But before we get into... The day ends in Y. That means that Trump is trying to be corrupt. That is true. But before we get to those, we want to make a special announcement. So usually, our shows come out on Tuesdays and Thursdays. And guess what? Frankly, we have too many shows now. So we have to change up the schedule a little bit. So Tuesday will still be the first find out show, but we're going to be going to a Tuesday, Friday format. And we've got a very special guest for you guys for the very first Friday find out. We will have California Senator Adam Schiff joining us. So we are very excited to talk to him about all this stuff. And we know you guys all love him. So that is going to be on Friday this week. So stay tuned. But let's dive into all of the ridiculous shit that have happened since the last time. We recorded the one good one is that Donald Trump's name has been removed from the Kennedy Center. I guess they had what do they call it? The Donald Trump and John F Kennedy Center or some dumb name. Yeah. And they try to get it blocked as someone actually set up a live stream watching it be taken down. Yes. They got hundreds of thousands of people watching it or something like that. Yeah. There was like a crazy thing. So people are watching it. They so it is down. But there is still a big curtain in front of it. Exactly. There what? There's a big curtain in front of it blocking you from being able to see that the name is down. Yeah. There's a tarp. They and that was actually the thing that caught my attention and I it sent me on an absolute rabbit hole as these things often do on the Internet. But I was looking up like shame. I was like I was trying to I was researching psychology and like why would why? Who ordered this tarp to be hung in front of it so that nobody could have pictures or video of it of it? His name actually coming down and why would and why would a person do that? And I and I found this thing called the the compass of shame and it's like a tool that they use in therapy. And it's the I'll see if I can remember it. But the compass of shame is basically it's a guide of how people tend to try to deflect shame rather than learn from it or process it. And the compass of shame, there's like four ways, of course, North, South, East, West. And there are four methods. One is withdrawal, just hiding from it. So I'm like putting a tarp up. The second is avoidance. So having a UFC fight, talking about other things like Trump didn't talk about it the whole weekend. The whole time that his name was coming down. He didn't post about it. He didn't say anything about it to the media. He avoided the whole thing. The third one is attacking yourself like I'm a bad person. I'm you know, the shame is deserved. He's never done that. No. And the fourth and the fourth is attacking others, which is to blame like lash out against anyone who who either reminds you of the shameful thing or who even recognizes it, who even notices it. So I guarantee if somebody asked him about like, how do you like if Maggie Haverman or or Caitlin Collins asked him about how he feels about his name coming off the building, he might go from zero to 100 and snap at him. And but when once I saw this is like, oh my God, this explains every single reaction that he has all of his knee jerk emotional responses, which tells us he does actually feel intense shame for being a nepo baby loser failure. Who everyone hates. He has the definition of small man syndrome, dude. Right. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. And we've all thought like, well, he's shameless. He's a monster. But I truly deeply believe now, no, he he actually is holding all of that inside. And that's where all of this shit comes from because it's all unresolved. And I just found that a little bit delicious. Well, he's he's he's always, I mean, there have been reports of him being terrified of people turning on him, right? Or seeing him as weak or whatever, which it's really funny because pretty much everything he does to show strength actually shows weakness. But in a certain crowd, they eat it up and like putting his name on the Kennedy Center, like that guy doesn't. Do you think that guy's gone to one like concert in his life? Do you think when like when he was younger, he like went to a show or did anything like that? Like, I'm also having a hard time trying to think of him as like a 20 something. I think he was just making sure that black people didn't like go into the Trump. Yeah. Apartments. No, I mean, which the guys never cried at a movie. He's never felt heartbreak. He's never done any of the normal shit that people do. Yeah, his whole existence is is this like fucked up by his whole self worth is tied to how the public use him because he grew up in that and it made his whole life into that. So like watching them publicly shit on him and ripped shit off his off the page of the building. Yeah, that that makes him feel shame. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Well, this is all legacy building stuff, too. Right. Because I think like, yeah, he's not like. I mean, he's a pretty dumb guy, but he knows he doesn't have a ton of time left. Right. He just listen to him. He talks about all the time. I know he's like, I'm not going to heaven. And I was really worried about. Yeah, well, trust me, if that exists, which I highly doubt he's not going there. Going there. But he's not going there. No, but I mean, this weekend was kind of a cavalcade of embarrassments for him to be perfectly honest, because if you moving on from that to the Iran, I'm going to put deal in quotes because apparently it's not even signed until Friday. Like a deal to talk about a deal. Open up the straight open. It's like, no, it's not open right now. But like, it's just can we pretend the war never happened? That's the deal. That's the whole deal. It's like, can we just go back to exactly how it was before we spent like 200 billion dollars? Well, let's say we're giving them twenty four dollars. Of course, construction money. Well, the problem is that we're actually worse off than we were getting. So I've got the glass. We are worse off. Right. But the deal, the deal, like the state of the like, there's no nuclear anything. There's no like the state of hormones just going back to how it was. Right. So let me quickly officially controlled. Yeah. Yeah. So no new. Yeah. No. So here we go. No new sanctions. All US U.N. sanctions on Iran will be lifted once the agreed and agreed upon timetable again, kicking the can down the road. Waving oil sanctions, which means that Iran can start getting revenue from from oil. Here's here's the one that I think is particularly rich. The US agrees to release twenty five billion dollars of Iran's frozen assets, including via direct cash transfers who operation among regional countries and financial credit lines. Now, remind me, guys, what was the thing in the Obama Iran deal that the Trumpers and MAGA lost their shit about? Palates, one point six billion dollars, one point six billion dollars of unfrozen assets. It's the exact same thing, except what? Thirteen. I don't know how many times bigger because I can't do that math. But like many, many times more, even accounting for inflation, many, many times more, twenty five billion dollars on a pallet of cash. But there's more. There's more. Washington in coordination with its regional allies would prepare a reconstruction and development plan for Iran to be negotiated and agreed with Tehran within 60 days. So that is what was reported to be the two hundred to three hundred billion dollar JD man. It's confirmed this morning, by the way. And they asked him. He confirmed. Yeah, that's on the table. Yep. He's like, oh, well, that's something we have to like hammer out. But yes, it's it's very. It's happening. It's happening. And here before we get to it, but here is also on the nuclear side. I'm not going to read all of these pieces, but pending the final agreement, Iran would maintain the current status of its nuclear program, refraining from further uranium enrichment and expansion of nuclear facilities. So so in short, we're going right back to where we were minus 13 US service members who died. 100s injured. Two hundred billion dollars of munitions flushed out the drain. And now we're going to spend another two to three hundred billion dollars to rebuild what we broke and unfreeze. Twenty five billion dollars of Iranian assets and allow them to sell oil on the open market. So we can't even say that we went back to the way it was. No, two months ago, we have gone backwards. What did the United States get out of this? Well, you know how they're going to sell it, right? It's obvious. I mean, in the end, the only thing they can do is go, hey, we stopped them. We stopped them from getting a nuclear right. That's it. That's the only thing we're going to say. Because they all that shit is worth it. And that's they're just going to laser focus on that one point. But that's probably yes, you are 100 percent right. But the problem with that right is the war that was before, right? The bombing war, the 10 day, 12 day war, whatever. That was supposed to come out said we obliterated their nuclear. We obliterated their nuclear capabilities. It is totally wiped out. It is totally gone. Yeah, he's going around. His last. Yeah, there's no there's nothing in this deal about even dealing with the highly enriched uranium that is just underground there. They were like, we'll deal with that when like cooler heads prevail or whatever. I'm like, what does that mean? Yeah. Can you stop killing them when we stop bombing them? Like, oh, it's all contingent on Israel backing out of Lebanon. No, I didn't see anything. I mean, I'm sure that's pretty sure that Israel has to play ball. Yeah. There was one other thing, though. I was I was looking up that Americans have spent about $60 billion extra on gas because of the increased prices since since the war started. So so that was one other thing we got out of this was. We spent $60 billion on gas. Yeah, to get to, you know, to give the gas oil companies. So that's great. I mean, there's no way to frame this other than a complete catastrophe. Yeah, but they won't do it that way. Oh, I mean, I don't think. Yeah. No, but like, that's the crazy part is nobody's going to change their mind, too. Like, I don't think this is they asked Hegze. They were like, OK, this is the same deal as before. And this is the same thing. And his defense was, yeah, but they're admitting they're accepting it now because we came at him from a position of strength. Right. Yep. What? We were already in the deal. The fuck. It was the change. This is literally them showing it. They're this is how they do it. They don't care about what actually happened. It's just about how they sell it. It's it's not about the deal points or so. A question actually before we before we move on, whatever happened to those pilots who got shot down and then we did the big rescue and I don't know. Never heard of them. Bullshit because the whole story is bullshit. You know, I would I would sell a fucking kidney to say that that is not real. What happens? I'm betting a thousand dollars. What happened is they tried to go in and get that fucking uranium dust, and then they failed. They didn't get it. So I guess the question for for anybody is, what is the benefit of them telling that story if they then don't like they don't like run these guys out, right? That's the thing we say. These heroes. That's why I think that's what tells me it's bullshit. Because if it was a really thing and like they really, you know, rescued these two like Black Hawk down type shit, they would have trotted them out across the entire country and they didn't. Yep. Yeah. That's true. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, it is interesting, right? Because usually when those they bring those like if someone's been like hostage, they bring them home and there's like a press conference and there's like a big celebration. Well, there would be a huge. Yeah, they would have thrown a huge coming home party. I mean, look at what he does over the most trivial shit. Like he they would they would have been guests at the UFC fight. Like they would be they'd be their faces would be. I'm saying it was all right. I don't think it happened at all with Trump in between them. Yeah, I don't know. My favorite thing of all this was watching Hexeth work out. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's so funny. What was he doing? I don't know. It's painful to watch. Like he literally has some serious limp wrists. It's the weakest shit I've ever seen. Oh, my God. I mean, the that. That was like. I saw a lot of people going after him. So bad on your wrist. Supposedly he did 45 reps of 135, which is a fair amount. Yeah, that's why did we only so we saw the 44th and a half. So we saw like the last 10 or whatever. Yeah, funny to watch. But the hilarious leg was like there's no excuse for this. There's no excuse. No, no, no. Also, he didn't have a lot of weight on him. I mean, that looked like those were maybe 20s, 25s. Yeah, not. Not like shit that I work out. By the way, I did those this morning and I am not in the best shape at the moment. And I managed to do it. Right. Like, but he just looked. I also want to know who leaked it because like they leaked only certain parts of it. So funny. Yeah. He looked so I mean, I don't want to gender it, but he just looked weak. Yeah. Like he didn't look like he knew what he was doing. And he does not know like the worst shape. No, that is like his technique is fucking even when he's doing like the calisthenics where he's like running from side to side. Yeah, like a fucking moron like he just looks like a different nation. It's painful. It's like watching a kid like Jim Klass, like I'm not picking him for my team. Does that? No. Just does like a drink milk and jeans. Or do anything in jeans and shirtless and jeans. But like, does Megan look at that stuff and go, that's a real man? I don't know. I guess it doesn't really look like it. Trump, you know, I think they do. Yeah, they do. 56 percent of them said they couldn't be Trump. Yeah, they couldn't beat him up. But I wait. How many? What percent over half of over half of the dudes don't think they could beat Trump up. Yeah, he's 80. I know. 80 and obese. You could just kick him in the knee and get up until he was. No, just press his hand and he just bruised immediately. And I know. Well, yeah. Well, Zach, you know, that's from all the handshaking, because, you know, when you say, you know, bad at those back of your hand gets all the bruises from handshaking. You know what I like? I think what happens with that with Maga with the shit is it's the same shit we did with Biden when he was like clearly dimensioning. And we're like, just forget that part. Like we just, you know, it's the same shit. They're just like, I don't want to. I don't care. You guys want to know something really funny. So the other day I was like, I was thinking about making a video about Trump's 80th birthday. It's like, I don't know. There's too many things to talk about each day. So I was looking up like, what are the normal things that an 80 year old man would talk to their doctor about, like in a routine physical? Sure. Just to kind of get an idea of like where these people's heads are at. And I'm telling you, dude, I can't even read the list because it would take about six minutes, but it's like reduced muscle. So there's just a list of physical muscle mass loss, fall risk, joint pain, arthritis, balance issues, cardiovascular, blood pressure, heart disease, heart rhythm, vision, hearing loss, bladder and prostate issues, incontinence and large prostate bone density. All of those slow wound healing, skin thinning, increased bruising, lead changes, including lighter sleep and more nighttime waking, decreased appetite, unintentional weight loss. And didn't get that. No sensitivity or the decrease. That you see that fucker chow down at the next game. Oh, yeah, the fries. That's some fries. And he took a nap and roll. Exactly. Nice little fry. This is a good one. Increased sensitivity to medications and more complex medication management. I'm like, we've literally heard about that dental issues, dry mouth. And that's just physical. Then there's like memory changes, cognitive decline, early dementia, it's slow processing speed. Yeah. I think he checks every single box. Yeah. Well, not the grief part, though. He's not grieving. There is no grief is no. It's it's grief and loss because you lose your spouse and your friend and your peers typically like he doesn't have any. Oh, you don't give a shit about that shit at all. And so then he wouldn't give a fuck. Oh, for sure. Well, he's buried his ex. He buried his ex-wife in his golf course. Yeah. Well, that was for the tax right off, though. That was so he could go to the cemetery on the stairs. Yes. I mean, allegedly. Yeah, she did. She did dive. She did dive falling down the stairs, which is a weirdly weird way to die. I will say. But then he then he stuck around off off the 19th grade or off the night. You know, but no, I mean, like, oh, and then existential concerns about mortality, legacy and purpose. I'm like, holy shit, dude, this dude is a walking textbook for an 80th physical exam. It wasn't like I wasn't looking up Trump stuff. I was just looking up what would an average person talk to their doctor about. I'm like, so he saw the last time he went to Walter. Yes, he saw 22 specialists. Have you ever seen more than one doctor at a time? Do you think they were all lined up? Was it like a special? One, one, two, 22. How is that possible? Who I can't even name 22 specialists. I didn't know there were 22 specialists. Like you have to be either be like so George. I think it was George H.W. Bush, who was old. He saw five. He that was how many specialists attended his. I just thought about this for this. I know exactly what's happening. Like 100 percent, I know what's happening. There is no doctor in the world that would would go recommend that. It would never happen. Right. Donald Trump is a. Is there a. And react. He's afraid of death. Donald Trump said every single fucking person that I can possibly see. Bring him to me. I want them all to look at me because I'm worried that. I hope that's what happened. He's scared. He's he's scared. Because otherwise they why? Definitely. It's not like I mean, yes, it's the president. So of course there is a difference. That's an insane number. Twenty two. Because like. Okay, I can't. In 13 months. He's panicked. Well, he just loves the results. Just keeps going back. Yeah. Which is something he actually said. Yeah, I know. I love the results. So I just want to you just want to keep going back in a clean bill of health. That might be the dumbest lie he's ever told. Yeah. Right. Nobody does that. No. Also like. There's no reason why. It's like that's actually probably the most realistic scenario. If it is because of medical recommendations, like if the if doctors were actually required to do this, it's. It's not like brain stuff isn't complicated enough to have 22 specialists. Heart stuff isn't complicated enough. Skin stuff, memory stuff answer in order to have 22. You have to have like multiple systems that are impacted by something that is like transcending. Like you have to like skin lesions and organ failure and dementia related to cancer. Like that's I've got it. That that causes. I got it. I hate it is. Okay. I know boys. I got it. I got it. He didn't go to Walter Reed. He went to the my hospital from a few months ago. This guy needs beef. Tallow stat. Where is the protein injected into his veins? So if you get in the big max, he's good. If you take if you take the my hospital, my hospital people and the real hospital people, maybe you. Here we go. You know, we got the crystals and like all of that stuff. A punch in the face. You're updated on your vaccines, you know, like all this stuff. So maybe that RFK was over and being like, you need more protein. You know, like, I think he should. I don't do like that's the one. I'm all for a ton of raw milk. A hundred percent. To be able to show you imagine being near that 80 year old man with raw milk, like after he ate it after like 30 minutes. You they already say that there's some like odors around. Of course. He's treating himself. Well, of course. I mean, that is something. I must. The musk. That actually that is very appropriate for for him. Right. Yeah. Speaking of that, here's a transition. We didn't talk about this before, but we have to talk about this. Elon Musk is the world's first trillionaire. It's great. And it is the dumbest thing ever. But it's true. And what's wild about it is especially if you go to LinkedIn, which first of all, LinkedIn is like I use it in place. All these people are like, it just shows that hard work and dedication and never say no. I hate that. And make you a trillionaire. No. I mean, first of all, that fucker, you know, work for a billion dollars, let alone a trillion. Yeah, you can't like an Emerald mind. Like you're like, oh, wow, he really pulled himself up from his bootstraps. I know. He took his family's wealth and put it into PayPal. And then when that cashed out, it got out of his mind. Yeah. Well, actually like checking to make sure the people going in there were like collecting enough emeralds for him. And then he flipped that money. Like he's never actually built anything. So like, yeah, he is actually a founder of Tesla. Yeah. And now the SpaceX IPO. What was it? The the valuation is 94 times the revenue. Crazy. Which is all almost all government contracts. So like, let's say a Democrat wins and they do it. They investigate all of these SpaceX contracts and they go, well, no, we're going with blue origin. What happens to that company? They're done. Imagine going on Shark Tank and they're like, OK, so what's your valuation based on 94 times current revenue? They get the fuck out. That's our now I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. Yeah, I'm out. I'm out. So what? I don't really wouldn't get into that shit. Oh, and he's a fucking idiot. Yeah, I know. I didn't know that I didn't know what like exactly what price to earnings was. I knew it was a number that you that you follow. But the valuation just so in case listeners don't know in Zach, you probably know this best, but it's how many years it would take essentially to to meet the valuation. Right. So like this company would have to make the same amount of money it makes for almost a century before it before it has enough revenue to equal its alleged price right now today, which is like, that's a way of saying we believe that for the next 94 years, this company will be a safe bet to buy right now, which is fucking crazy. It's not. It's sane. It's absolutely. And also, but don't worry guys. And the ceiling is 40. Like that seal that like that's the rule. Like you don't go above 40 as a typical value. Yeah, and they're more than two X. But but here's the here's the even bigger batch. It thing is that they work to deal so that the SpaceX doc will go into everyone's 401k programs as well. So it gets right across. And so everybody gets the shoulder. Some of this responsibility, this economic virus across the country is down 50% in a year. We'll all feel it. Yeah. What it's also like they're like, he created he created 4,000 millionaires. I'm like, well, there's a lockdown period there. First of all, so like because I I have been through an IPO. I worked at WeWork. And yes, I was there for the failed one. And then I was there for the other one. And I was like, not really thinking about it. I'm like, yes, I'm going to cash in my stock filing. And then they go, yeah, about that. You got to hold on to it for six months. Yeah. And of course, what happened to the six months is that it went. There you go. Like, you know, no, I didn't get that. But yeah, it's crazy. Financial advisors, but I will not be buying SpaceX. I'm not buying space. Oh, dude. Fuck that. What is the value? It's just what I can understand what it does beyond like, hey, we made rockets and we're going to send them up. Like, OK, cool for what fucking purpose? You know, I don't get it. Well, I mean, I could I don't. Satellites, I'm sure is the only thing. Yeah, they play satellites in space. Well, there is there is the shuttling back and forth to the International Space Station, though that thing's going to close soon. So it's not a revenue generator. You know what I mean? No, but well, but I mean, there is a cottage industry in this country of making large profits off of government contracts, especially related to space. That's like my understanding is that they will they're part of Artemis. So like they're doing that. So like the fly around and then the eventual landing on the moon in a couple of years or something that's starting to build that base, they're doing that. And then the idea, theoretically, is from from the moon. You go to Mars and then what a waste of fucking money. Holy shit. Well, I will say I will say that like if you look, I mean, it might be you're right. If you look at history, though, and like what doing those science experiments up in the in orbit have done now, like there is a tremendous amount of value, including MRI machines are repartially abetted by school research in in in space. There's some poly like some plastics and stuff that have been made. There are some real value in doing space other than finding aliens. And there's value. Because it leads to religion. Yeah, because you spent all this money researching this stuff and you accidentally discover other stuff. So like there is a value. But when we cut snap benefits and we say, oh, you know, oh, we're going to cut some some Medicaid, like, yeah, it seems like spending trillions of dollars on space feels a little silly. Yeah, it's nuts. I mean, I just don't know how much we actually spend on NASA and all this shit. I mean, it's billions. It's the next person who tells me about how the US is going to be or the world is going to become multi planetary. I'm going to punch him in the neck. You're fucking. We're not. This planet, dude, it's ridiculous. It's so funny when people talk about that. I'm like, you're going to you're going to terraform another planet before this one is terraformed. We just have to stop ruining it. Right. So they actually haven't figured out this is the big thing that like at first I was like, oh, maybe we could do Mars. We don't have a spaceship that would protect you from the radiation that you would get on that month's long journey. It's to and the problem is to do it. You have to make the spaceship heavier. So what does that mean? It's harder to get into the into orbit. Like there's all this shit. It's just like in bullshit. Yeah. Yeah. It's like it there's there's no way to know if you could even do the Matt Damon situation. Well, you first I couldn't do that. You couldn't take your own shit and like make potatoes. Let's be very clear in on the soil. But like you couldn't. I he would have died of radiation poisoning long before that ridiculous where he like flies of the air and they catch him in the orbit and bring him back. Like I don't see in the Martian, but like that is a scene that happens. It's a good movie. Or is a good movie. So I'm sorry to ruin it for you. Mark Kelly. Mark Kelly did his three favorite space movies this weekend on TikTok. So no, really? It was that it was Interstellar and it was. Yeah, I don't remember the other one. But 2001, maybe. I don't know. No, it was the Martian interstellar and something else. I can't remember. 13 event. Event Horizon. It was not Event Horizon. It was not 2001. Should have been. It wasn't that one where the old guys go into space. Clinique Clint Eastwood space cowboys or some shit. Which I actually thought was a funny kind of entertaining movie. I never saw it. Somehow I never saw it rattled that shit out of the back of my brain. I mean, it's it's used to bring his chair with them. The stool or was it the chair? The chair to go. The empty chair did not did not make it to space. And yeah, I know. First chair in space. Yeah, but I don't have to look at it. At HSBC UK, when you invest in your business, we're invested to whether it's borrowing to buy new equipment. To invest in energy saving or in new technology. We cut through the noise with our sector specialist regional expertise in tailored finance solutions. So if you're looking to grow your business, we lend more than money to get insights on how UK businesses are borrowing for growth. 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Anyways, OK, so we had a UFC fight last night on the South Lawn of the White House that cost taxpayers 60 million dollars to put on. I think UFC paid the 60 million. Oh, they did. But then they did. But they did not pay for the they did not pay for the security and the fucking all the other shit that went with it. But there were advertisements like Paul struck the the lawn, too. I think the lawn got destroyed. I'm sure it got destroyed. Trump says that's not leaving. Trump says. But there was all of this advertising. Yeah, all this advertising for poly market and all this shit. Blate no violation. Don't forget the Riyadh stuff, too. State sponsored murderers. Sponsoring. Oh, that's. Sponsoring it. That's cool. Yeah. Thanks. Right on the map. Yeah. Adverture tab. So the big thing that happened in the clip that everybody is sharing today is the guy who almost vomited on himself in the way. And if you remember that clip, I don't know what his name is. He literally walks up and throws up on himself. Yeah, I guess he got himself, quote, unquote, together for the fight because afterwards he then said. Michelle Obama is a as a man and like I'm right, America. And they all cheer. What the fuck is that racist fucking horseship? Because it is racist. They say man because they can't say the other stuff. So this is that was a code. And they all seem perfectly fine with it. Of course, it's fun. The first black first lady in American history, their favorite, they're making fun of her. I don't know. The whole thing is just such a fucking like it's so Obama is just stunning. Like she's stunning. It's she's saying that people come at Michelle. I'm like, seriously, it's like a model. I don't know. Like the heart. I look at like UFC. I think you have the UFC shit is the stupidest shit in the fucking world. Like the idea that you were just going to beat the living shit out of each other is the dumbest. Like there's no like at least boxing. There's some elegance and strategy. You have to know I'm just going to beat the fuck out of you. And it's like it's this barbaric horseshit. It's like, let's put it on the White House. On the White House. It's insane to me. It's like literally taking the trashiest thing we do and going, let's just roll it out on the lawn. See, I don't know. I used to be a pretty like avid UFC watcher until I realized that like 90 percent of the fighters, 90 percent of the promoters and a good chunk of the fans are either a racist, a rapist, a wife beater or a fucking right wing shitbag. It was like, all right, I'm done with that. Yeah. Or all of the above. But there's a lot of like strategy and technique that goes into it. It's not like like it's a very strategic sport, but it belongs nowhere near the White House at all. When were you into it, Luke? Like what was peak UFC for you? Coolest one of the coolest things I've ever seen on television was Jorge Mosvedal making Ben Askren eat a flying knee in like 17 seconds. Fastest knockout in history. What when was that? I think it was 16 or 18. OK. So you're a teenager. Yeah. Yeah, I get it. I get it. But that that was the thing that stuck out to me was it's like, I don't I like to see back in like the Anderson Silva, like Royce Gracie. Like they were that's a whole different story. That's a whole different era. Chuck Lada, that's a real. Exactly. And and that was that it turns out I started looking up the ratings because I was like, what is is UFC even popular? And I started looking at the ratings. That's crazy. The biggest fights, all the biggest fights in in UFC history were from like 2006 to 2012 or 2013. As far as like individual, they had they had fights that got viewed by eight and nine million people. It wasn't. And then it then it kind of died. And then Conor McGregor bought it single handedly, brought it back for a little while and around a rally. It's generating it's generating a lot of money on on pay per view. But in terms of cultural relevancy and like actual overall viewership, it it's 10 years dead. Like it is old. It is old and it peaked a long time ago. And so then it's like, OK, it makes sense. It's like sad. UFC is trying to buy their cell by themselves relevancy because of Trump. And who is also trying to buy himself relevancy. So but then it's like two losers trying to help each other. And so then I just kind of became something I laughed at because I don't I didn't know any of the fighters on the card. I would have I would have been into that 15 years ago. I knew some of the fighters on the card. It like from an objective X UFC fan, it was a good card. Yeah. Nice. But that does not. I mean, it doesn't. It's you know, here's the thing. No, it doesn't change anything. It's just like it proves your point, though. Like the Knicks winning was a way bigger story. Oh my God, that was huge. Oh my God, it was huge. Right. Yeah. And there's still shit. There's still shit tangentially related to the next stop. It's like huge in the news right now. You fucking big. I would call them riots. That lady whose dog got killed by the cops all related to the Knicks. That's great. Well, there was I kept my son up late to watch the end of that game because I was like, I think they're going to I think they're going to win it right now. He stayed up like a 45 minutes late to watch as the resident New Yorker in this group. There you go. Yes, they did. There were there were some riots. They did like light a bus on fire and you know, bad actors in a month. I mean, that's the thing is bad. That's a no, it's a 99.9 percent of them were all well behaved. And of course, the best the best thing I thought was that guy who came up with that line, which is so fucking good, which is like, my mayor is Muslim. My bagel is Jewish. My Christian is Dior. Dixon, they changed it was such a funny thing. But also, like just emblematic of New York and melting pots and like the fact that like I thought it was the day of love. I don't know what he sold it to Kalshi. Huh? Wait, what? He sold it to Kalshi. Who sold what? That dude. Who's that little jingle that little rhyme? Oh, he did. They got the guy like he trademarked it or some shit like what? Like he made the video and then he sold the video to them. Oh, oh, no shit. And they used it in a bunch of promotion. It's your bag. I mean, but everybody's been using it in New York. Like everybody's got a like a line because then they had to change it when they lost because Trump is there, but they only gave me lost. Donald Trump was there, which is the funniest thing. But it was it was fun. I mean, I am a Celtics fan. So like I I temporarily paused my hatred of the Knicks because it was actually really fun to see everybody so excited. And and of course, just it's funny that Memdani is mayor now. And it's like everybody's like, everything's great now. Crimes dropping the Knicks one. And I'm Donna's fan, man. We got two year old free health care or free childcare. Like we got no worries in the world here. Like this is a lot better than that trash mayor we had before. But yeah, but it was I agree. The Knicks the Knicks winning the NBA championship is such a bigger deal. Oh, yeah. No, it proves the U.S. D It's like that's all it is. Gross old guys, too. It's like gross. You know, it is interesting. I've seen a lot of people saying that, you know, it's the sign of a dying empire that we've got gladiators on the front line. Yeah, that's actually antithetical to history. Rome didn't fall until they stopped doing gladiator fights. Really? When they stopped doing them, that's when the fall of Rome happened. That's interesting. So now we have to do it forever. I don't want to. Yes. I you know what? The Democrats got to keep going. Next Democrat president. I want, I don't even know. Yeah, what's the replacement? Yeah, the slides versus Steven Miller. Can we have an NBA finals that the the the the lawn is big enough for a basketball court? Hmm. Right. That would be better. That could work. I'm going to just call it that ballroom is going to be like a pool. I do like an Olympic drag queen readoff. That's what I want. It's what I'm saying. Well, DC has drag races where where people drag drag queens race in high heels in Dupont Circle. Holy shit. Every pride actually. It must have just happened. It must have just happened. Or maybe it's on Halloween. I buy tickets to that. No, maybe it's Halloween. Maybe it's a separate event. But like, no, it's you just go watch it. Like that's just out in the open. And I mean, I buy tickets to that and they could require you to wear drag to get in. Like they require you to be yet to have a point five five waste to height ratio to get into Trump's UFC fight. Well, I tell you that these were trumped and I mean, by the way, the fuck it. No, that these drag queens can run like these in heels. Like I would break my ankle. That's tough. And this is the stuff that I would be kinky boots. Never see a movie about making boots for drag queens that have to be like really fucking strong because some drag queens are like 280 pounds. Oh, yeah. Make these boots that have heels that are this long that can't break. And like it's it's actually a great movie. I've heard people like it. I didn't even I didn't know that's what it was about. I mean, I assume it was something in that wrestling. Nicky. Right. I know right. You're like, well, it's called kinky boots, but no, it's really good. So and maybe kinky boots can sponsor the the drag race when we go. I like it. That's a good idea. A collab with Mikey. Was there was there something else we're going to talk about that I missed? I feel like there was. Yeah, it was. Yeah. Speaking of kinky bootlegers, that's what it is. Eric Trump being a corrupt little fuck. Oh, that one. Oh, yeah. Talk about this, Luke. So Daniel Cormier is one of like the bigger UFC guys. He was part of the pudding like he was part of the event last night. Eric Trump sent him a Twitter DM and in a now deleted post, Daniel Cormier shared that conversation wherein Eric Trump asked him, are any of the fighters hurt or are any of the fights rigged? I want to put money on an upset, but I don't want to do it if they're like if they're set. And he was like, and who are you putting money on? And Cormier is like, dude, I'm part of it. I can't put any on this. What are we? What are you talking about? This is illegal on like 150 levels, dude. What the fuck are you talking about? He's fucking crazy. First of all, it's a day that ends in Y. So we shouldn't be surprised that a Trump is corrupt. But like. God, so it's got to be Eric. So much. Well, it sounds like the one in with the fucking drone companies and shit, too. Right? Or is that a junior? No, I think that's not. No, junior's in with Kashi. Junior's the gun. The amount of corruption with those two, they dig into it. It's insane. Like Trump is siphoning all of his shit over to the both of them. And that like the amount of shit they're doing is like mind boggling. It's crazy. I can't even like. He's doubled his. He's doubled his net worth in two years. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. Not to like pivot back to the trillionaire thing. But I do think it's important to say that Elon Musk gained more in net worth on Friday with the SpaceX IPO than the next guy down has earned in his entire life. That's fucking insane. Oh, I think he's worth more than or he's worth it. Like one point three. Five. No, I'm just saying like. Yeah, he made so much money in one day. Yeah. And all he's doing is like rummaging around, taking ketamine and fucking. Well, he's like starting race riots in the UK. Tweeting about like white replacement theory and stuff like that. He's working hard out there. It's working. Yeah, working hard. Yeah, I hate that. Boy, Brian and I are going to have a hell of a time with that tomorrow. I'm getting angry. I already know it. Get the new fix and fall tariff from British gas, where prices can only slide down. If energy prices climb up, no worries. You'll be fixed for two years. But if later the market falls, so will your tariff. A win win sorted automatically by us. Price cap taken care of fix your prices today. Search British gas, fix and fall. TCC's eligibility and limitations apply. Price review based on the off-gen price cap after 12 months. See British gas.co.uk slash verify for more. So you are professional plumber, yes. But do you have professional website? Hmm, not so much. Try Ionis. 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It was mainly around Stephen Miller's influence inside the White House through the lens of martial law and the suspension of habeas corpus and the invocation of the insurrection act. And what we found out was that April 2025, like this is like Pete Trump, like he's getting all of his people through like doges, full steam. In April, Stephen Miller was already recognizing that they were getting shut down enough that they were getting slowed down enough on immigration and mass deportations, that he told Trump that he needs to suspend habeas. He needs to sign an executive order saying that he has the authority to suspend habeas corpus, which is explicitly in Article One, which is the legislative branch of the Constitution. It is only Congress can suspend habeas corpus. So Stephen Miller said, you need to suspend habeas corpus only for undocumented immigrants so that they don't have due process. They don't have rights to challenge their detention and we can just get everybody out. And I'll get back to that. The second one was after Minneapolis after Alex, Freddie and Renee Good were killed. He similarly told Trump to invoke the insurrection act so that they could they could go in with armed forces in Minneapolis and just crush the the protests in in both cases. And this is the part that like the headlines are like, oh, it was scary. They wanted to suspend constitutional rights. But the part that I thought I thought was the most interesting was that in both cases, he was shut down and he was shut down because the White House lawyers and the White House communications team, Stephen Chung, I think is his name or Chang, yeah, they were in the room with Susie Wiles. And together they said the legal backlash and the public relations backlash would be so severe in both cases that this is a bad fucking idea. And in both cases, Susie Wiles told Donald Trump, like, this is a bad idea. It's not worth it. Pick pick other battles elsewhere. So the public relations backlash, like that's this, that's all of the people. That's no kings. That's the protest. That's right. Like the fact that because the judges did what the judges did. And the judges have done a pretty fucking good job. But we didn't know like we didn't know. And during no kings, if we were really changing, like turning heads when it like where it mattered most. But it turns out like the lawyers were looking at this and even the people we can't stand, like Stephen Chung looked at this and they're like, the backlash isn't worth it. It doesn't outweigh the costs. It's a fucking bad idea. How would you how would you even suspend habeas corpus for only certain people? How would that even work? I mean, it's not how it works. You just can't. You just have to suspend it or you don't. It says only in instances that habeas corpus, the right to, you know, which the writ of habeas corpus shall not be suspended, except in cases of invasion or armed rebellion. And that's been reinforced by the courts many times. And so that's why Stephen Miller started saying invasion, invasion, invasion, invasion, invasion last spring. He he said invasion every time he got on camera and they talk about this in the book because he was trying to change the public narrative. And so by pushing back and saying like ice is invading like the the Marines in Los Angeles, the National Guard, these are the invaders, the protests. No Kings was peaceful. Like there were reasons that people after after the Hortmans were murdered. There that was that was a day of no Kings. And they were a year ago last week. Yeah. And they went and had peaceful protests the day that two people were executed by a MAGA fucking terrorist and that. The the caution and the and the sense of the people on the left pushing back is why they didn't do that stuff. Like it's why it wasn't fucking worth it. And so I think people really need to understand that we talk about like don't take the bait. Like protests, use your voice, like share your commenting, your influencing the algorithms. Get out, hold your fucking dumb signs, like protesting works. All this shit works. And we just found out like based on they said over a thousand interviews with what with with Trump administration insiders over like a year. A thousand getting all this Jesus over a thousand interviews with insiders. That's how they piece this book together. And that's and that's like that's how we know that this is what happened and that we did have an impact, even when we didn't know how to measure it ourselves. I mean, it is good to know that that this stuff works and that people do need to hear this and also know that like if those protests had gotten violent, all hell would have broken loose. Right. Totally. It would have been crazy. The restraint even Miller would go see. Yeah, 100 percent. And like, you know, when you're dealing with hundreds of thousands, if not millions of people, it only takes a couple bad actors to like cause chaos. And yeah, it's pretty remarkable that our side did not do that. So just another example of how we're better. Yeah, I mean, they couldn't even do that shit at the fucking White House last night to those fat redneck sacks of shit. Got a giant fistfight at the fucking UFC fight in the crowd in the crowd. I didn't see that. They couldn't even show up to watch other people fight without getting in a fight. You're at the fucking White House. Other in the car. Wow. Like, I mean, in their defense, a great crew, it once meant. Yes. Yeah, it means very little right now. Yeah, nothing. They turn they turn the treaty room in the White House into a locker room. You see that? Oh, cool. Yes. Yeah. That's awesome. Same place where we swear in Supreme Court justices, by the way. Oh, oh, nice. Nice. So now it just got the room with Trump's bloody fist pumping on the back and on the background. He had like a picture of himself with the fighters in front of him. Like, well, there's also that he was also the Jefferson room was also turned into something for the oh, it was where the UFC announcers were sitting watching was in the Jefferson room. Do you know who else had a wonderful time last night? And I'm going to cut this very short so don't get myself in trouble. Lindsey Graham loved it. Anyways, moving on, moving on. No, there's photos. There's photos. Oh, I saw. I saw. Great time. I'm a great time. Preped himself up before that or what? I don't know. Stop it. I got to see what this is. Oh, I got to know the direction. I wouldn't. I would never do this if he wasn't such a piece of shit. But because he's a piece of shit and he's done awful, awful things to this country, I will make that show. Everyone's going to look for it now. It's not like it's not like I like crazy. I thought it's just him with a couple of the fighters. The big burly ones. Shirtless. Oh, yeah. Well, we all know about that. Yeah. Anyways, that's a good note to wrap up. You know, live your best life, Lindsey. And just just do your thing. I hope you're happy. Just put us in every fucking war imaginable. But, you know, anyways, because he wants all the wars. Anyways, he likes the soldiers so much. I never should have started this. OK, guys, I did. I did. I did. Well, he's so awful that, like, I mean, anyways, OK. Well, but you know, what's not awful is we're going to have a Friday show with Senator Adam Schiff, though, if he watches this, he might be like, I have a meeting that I have to do. It's like, I can't do this. No, he's he's he was an impeachment guy, like actually presented the case that he's he's he could handle it. So we're going to have Adam Schiff on the show on Friday. And also, oh, Zach, what did we launch on Friday? Brad and Corey show with Brad and Corey. Yeah, out there. Yeah, have more episodes coming this week. We're trying to do. We're going to start with two a week that we're going to move to three weeks. We're going to see a lot of those guys over the coming weeks. It's going to be. Now, who who who is in that show? CfH unfiltered is Corey and Brad is Brad Doggett. I was the brand. Corey show with Brad and Corey. Oh, you're just going to you were looking for Brad and Corey is the answer to the brand. I was just making a Brad and Corey joke. Yes, the brand is a helpful set up for me to actually tell you who's on the by the names you know. Well, and they actually do have their own YouTube channel. But if you go to Brad and the Brad and Corey show, you'll find it. There's one episode, a really good one. They're it's sort of like a mega reactions thing. They're looking at clips and reacting to them sort of sort of like how what was that show? I love the 80s or I love the 90s that the H1 used to have where they look at us clip. 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