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Do you think this guy is gay or straight? He looks a little gay to me, buddy. I see a post of Evan and Dalton kissing. Hold on, you posted that, Ken? And I go, I didn't post this! Spenny went literal f***ing so-so-sopping on my Instagram. I don't know, man. Yeah, just kind of a gay summer. Just everyone is gay now. Like, that's just like how it is. Hand check. Everybody got all their digits after the 4th of July? Yeah. All fingers, all toes. You know, actually, Ryan, the only fireworks I played with were strapping them to the wing of my car and swinging around. So, yeah, no injuries. How about your car? Is it fine? A little banged up. Actually? A little banged up. Yeah, it's got some burn marks. It's got some burn marks. It has burn marks? On what? The wing? Yeah. The PPF stuff or whatever? No. The PPF fell off. Yeah. Oh, so just the wing. So it's just straight to paint. Whoa. it's a it's a it's all right though you know you're gonna have that dude i seen that you had some leftover uh roman candles yeah i was gonna i didn't have anyone with me but i was gonna strap them to the wing of the tt and then just like post a reel and be like in my ben roth era and just like go in circles yeah you should have we know it doesn't drift we found that out but just drive it in a circle pretty much i feel like people just went extra hard on fireworks this year like i've just been seeing more and more firework videos than normal it might be the fact that it's year 250 for for america but did you guys see the firework show in dc yeah like actually it was like the beginning of it most amount of money ever spent on a firework show i believe how much money i think it was like a million dollars oh no i think it was like a billion it was not a fucking billion ken a billion dollars they did not spend a billion dollars dude now that ken's on this side of the table we got mike doing uh the the jamie cam he's like i can say anything i want and no one fact check it a billion dollars kent honestly it is the government they probably would spend a billion dollars when it should only cost a million you think that they spent a billion dollars oh wow that is way less than i thought a billion dollars who would be that dumb that'd be the most insane our government our government would be that dumb yeah but okay but much is actually this is saying only 850 000 but there's no way it was that that little they got a discount i mean This is saying they spent $13 million in 2019. I think chat is just coming up with... The fuck? Or is it 850,000 individual fireworks? It's probably hallucinating something. Because I saw that 850,000 number, but I don't know if that was money or individual fireworks. The couple clips I saw, it was nonstop, so it has to be just thousands of shells. How long did it go for? The record-breaking 2026 Independence Day fireworks display in the National Mall cost an estimated $6 to $7 million. What? The exact final accounting remains shrouded the massive 40-minute 850,000 shell production. Okay. It was financed through a combination of corporate donations, diverted federal funds. We're just going to be paying interest on it. And taxpayer dollars. So it was 850,000 shells. Fireworks, yep. One of my friends on Big Cormorant had a firework show, and it was sick. It was on the lake. They had three barges, and it was synced to music, brought to you courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue, which I listened to no less than 75 times this weekend. It was kind of a Toby Keith summer, dude. But he did a 65-minute pre-show in his cul-de-sac, which is actually, we looked it up, and the longest ever Guinness Book of World Records firework show is 62 minutes. So he broke the world record? Yeah, unintentionally. Unofficially. But I feel like we could beat that shit. I'm sure it's like you can't have a single moment when a firework isn't going off. He had to spend so much cheddar. Yeah, he was balling out. It was lit, though. He's a big American. Everyone that went to it, I heard, thought it was the best firework show they've ever seen. I said that as well. It was pretty fucking good. Maybe this is a hot take. Firework shows don't need to be more than 20 minutes. Agreed. Every firework show I've ever watched, and the Lake one was short. It was 20 minutes, which was like perfect. I don't think I've ever watched a firework show ever in my entire life and went, I wish that was longer. It's like a three-hour Lord of the Rings movie. You're just like, all right. I think it's all about when they just are igniting at the same time. Yeah. Like when it's just like loud and like a shit ton of them going off at once. Because it's not fun if it's like. Like, you know, you're just kind of like, okay. Yeah. I'd say take 20 minutes worth, pack it into five minutes, light them all at once. Exactly. Go crazy. Yeah. That's the type of shit. Or take an hour and put it into 20. But yeah, I agree for sure. That happened in San Diego. The entire setup. That wasn't on purpose. Right. It wasn't on purpose. Yeah, where all the fireworks got lit at once. Yeah. Oh, dude, talk about it. You'll never forget that. And it's like, really, what's the point? Is it supposed to be memorable or is it supposed to be drug out and hold people's retention? The retention study. Yeah, like what's the point? What are the analytics on this show right now? Keep the people entertained. I prefer snakes and sparklers. Yeah, you seem like a sparkler guy. I'm sure you like the one where it's like the dog that poops. That's all it is. Yeah, it's just a snake. Dude, we should make a firework and it's a little Ken that poops. They have chickens that poop. They have all kinds of things that poop. Do you ever do the thing as kids where you wrap the bushels of sparklers together with... Oh, yeah, and it makes an explosion. Yeah, I didn't want to go too in detail. Electrical tape is the best, yeah. But they're banned now. They don't sell those sparklers anymore. Which ones are they? They don't work with the new ones, huh? I haven't done it in years. They look like lead? You take a whole bundle of them, yeah, almost like welding rods they look like, and then you leave one sticking out farther, that's the fuse, and you wrap them up. And then run. Boom. What? Yeah. I don't know how it works. I feel like we never played with fireworks enough as a kid, Ben. No, we used to play with fireworks. We blew shit up all the time, yeah. Dude, that was the first video on Seaboy's TV is us shooting fireworks at our friend Matt. It wasn't on Seaboy's TV. It was on my very first YouTube channel. But we uploaded it again on Seaboy's TV one week and did commentary. It was stupid. so i just took it down you know how like in minnesota like cool fireworks are not allowed like they don't they can't sell good ones but we also found out thanks to like myspace videos back in the day that you can take like the little shitty like roman candle things like what you can buy legally and yeah bang on those with a hammer and wrap them with tape and shove them in a two liter bottle and make some pretty gnarly explosions yeah i believe that you and cousin joe Used to just get into trouble. Actually, David McKinney, me and him were really going down some firework experimental rabbit holes. Really? Yeah. I'm so fascinated how firework. His dad cut us off. You were going down a bad route. Because, like, 9 out of 10 just, like, didn't really work, and we had one that, like, shook the windows on the house. Like, he came out expecting to see one of us severely injured, and we're both just stoked because it finally worked. What'd you do? And we're done. What'd you do? Like, a bunch of gas involved in it? No, zero gas. It was basically just like, looks like a Roman candle, but it would just shoot sparks, not like the balls out the end. And you just like bang the ends of it with a hammer and wrap it up real tight with electrical tape. And then put it into a two-liter bottle and leave the fuse out and then tape the two-liter bottle up tight. More or less that. You might be on a watch list after explaining that. Yeah, I don't know how much of a punch it packs. It's just really loud. I mean, I'm sure you wouldn't want to be holding it. it's kind of random but i was thinking about how there's no there's no war heroes anymore like i feel like back in the day we used to like have war like you know about old generals all the time now but now i feel like all of the uh the things we were talking about different like special ops missions and stuff because one of those guys and friends with they go to a bunch of different political events and like you ever get to meet anyone cool and they're like no they don't talk about it like chain gillis was talking about i was like yeah i was with the venezuela guys where like back in the day they would have been famous we don't make war heroes like we should well the guy that killed osama bin laden is kind of a legend who's that again oh shit see that's what we're saying there are legends he's been on a bunch of podcasts yeah there's legendary guys but like unless you're going to go on a podcast tour like the country doesn't but i think like a lot of the other guys don't want to be known because then it maybe puts like a target on you especially in today's world like you'd be they might go searching for you like it's pretty brave of him to say that he was the guy who shot him because yeah i imagine i'd put a pretty big target on your back versus you're this anonymous guy a part of this secret seal team six or and then they can continue to operate and they can just you know or just you know retire and live a normal life i think that's the case probably but for him i'm sure now he's going on podcast tours he's selling books selling books all that so obviously it was i'd say that's probably the biggest thing is just privacy yeah i mean i guess it kind of makes sense but i was thinking about privacy in a way with my family you know how like when you hang out with different people from like either extended family or or seeing a lot of extended friends around the lake this weekend and i feel like back in the day they would be holding a baby and you'd be like oh shit congrats you had a baby but now because of instagram you're like expected to know the baby's name like you feel kind of bad you're like so what's what's your baby's name like i'm expected to know baby's name well i don't know like you see somebody and you're like you know they post on facebook all the time with them so you feel like you should you should know everything about your family so it's harder to ask questions now i think that you should like just assume that people don't give a shit about your life yeah that's probably true and like that's like the biggest thing that i've realized with everything that we do like we we post everything about our lives on the internet right but i still hang out with people that might not watch cboys they don't listen to the podcast and they maybe go on instagram like once every couple days god what a beautiful and so like they don't know every little detail about my life when like you know it's almost like expected because you share it of like oh they already know this so i i go into like most situations just assuming that people don't know anything about like what i've been doing i agree otherwise it could come off the wrong way like oh you don't know everything i'm doing like yeah there was one actually this weekend where like this kid asked me like how my bachelor party was and i thought he was joking asking that because i was like oh he definitely knows that like shred 80 got married and all this and i was like yeah dude it was it was good did you like like see like what what my friend shred 80 did and he's like no and i was like oh shit do i have a story and then i like i kind of love that though because i get to like tell people the story and if they didn't watch the video or they haven't listened to the pod like they're hearing it for the first time and then you can see their genuine reaction to it real but i don't know i feel like just with like everything going on in like this day and age like people just expect that you like know more about them when yeah that's what i mean it's kind tough you feel bad sometimes you'll be like oh no well you know this is greg yeah you're like oh dude that's a good baby name is like who looks at a baby and names it greg like he looks has a baby ever look like a greg it is a good name though how about gregory gregory actually fits a baby yeah and then you end up as greg yeah yeah and he's hey little greg you know and then how's how's little greg doing now he's how's old greg doing once he gets older old greg or gary You can't look at a baby and go, that's Gary. Yeah. Yeah, that one's tough. Speaking of Greg, dude, I pulled up to Ken's party on Friday night. Yeah. Holy shit. Well, I brought my future father-in-law. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, Ken's having this party. You got to come over. He got it. Well, it was just people show up. You know, I go home for dinner and then people just start showing up. At Ken's house. Yeah. It was like four, I'd say conservatively, four different parties going on in his house in different areas. Like we come up on boat. The place is lit up. You can hear the thumping as you get closer to his house, the thumping from the subwoofers and the speakers. There's lights. You see people walking in like the windows. You know, he's pretty excited. He's like been hearing about this house. There's a party going on in the boathouse. We're like, hey, you know, yeah, this is the boathouse. Show me. Wow, this is sweet. We go walking up. There's a party in the kitchen. Where's Ken? Where's Ken? I don't know. I don't know. I go upstairs. There's like people hanging out in his hallway. Hey, where's Ken at? Oh, I don't know. I go and like walk around the corner. No one's in his room. Then I go into his office. There's people just hanging out in his office. I don't even know there's people up there. I chuckled to myself because my samurai sword is on the wall now in a box. Nice. It's in a box. And I tried taking it out and it was locked. Really? It's locked up? Oh, yeah. But I think you need to take the sleeve off it so you can see the blade. Yeah. That's why I tried doing it. It's got a secondary thing for the sleeve, but I just haven't done it. Yeah, it's all good. Don't worry. I thought it was great. So then we're like, where the frick is this guy? Walk out, walk into his garage. There's like 15 more people in Ken's garage. I just see like there's kind of like this huddle around Ken's constant. No, Ken's sitting in the driver's seat. Trying to start this thing. so then my future father-in-law just like there's like a jump pack sitting on he grabs ice or it's like trying to hook it up and yeah it was fun dude i saw one i saw one snapchat from it of wayne cj's fiance's dad who's a legend and he's standing there he's looking at ken's continental and he goes yeah hey i i like cars that was i like cars i think i was trying to tell him you should buy this thing hey what do you think of this i like cars i like cars you caught him so off guard he didn't want to say anything bad about it he's just that would be honestly wayne should buy one of those because it's like the perfect wayne car because he you know it's big it's comfortable it's baller he's whipping around a 2026 z06 right now yeah terrorizing the neighbor looks like ryan's just white um but yeah so that was fun i went inside greg's house and then i was gonna say ken you didn't even make it out to the sandbar the next day is the next day no no i had a little too much fun on Friday. I didn't cancel 7 p.m. that night. I had to hold back. What? You didn't cancel the whole day? No. On the 4th of July? I think that should tell you guys how crazy this party was. It was like walking to a college party, dude. The way there was different groups. It was just wild. So what did your Saturday look like, Ben? I laid in bed until about 1, and then I went and laid on the deck, and then I went through a fish fry down the road. It was 88 degrees He's in sunny and dead calm. I can't believe you were actually even able to stay inside. It was a rough one. Damn, Ken. So you guys know how I know that Ken did this weekend big, and he started on Thursday? How's that? What did I do on Thursday? All right. Exactly. If you guys watched the last video, you saw that we had a fishing competition, and it was two teams, cheap team versus expensive team. The losing team had to give up their Instagrams for 24 hours to the winning team, right? So each person in the winning team got to claim somebody's Instagram. Well, the cheap boat won. So me, Evan, Spenny, and then our buddy Andrew Flair. Our team won, and I got Ken's Instagram, Evan got Mike's Instagram, Spenny got Ryan's Instagram, and then Flair got CJ's. So at 7 o'clock when the video dropped on Thursday, everyone handed the keys over to their Instagram where we had access to post whatever we wanted for 24 hours. So Ken's got his Instagram locked down like Fort Knox, obviously. He's got 17 passwords to get in there. So I'm on the phone with Ken on Thursday night like, bro, go to your two-factor authentication or whatever to let me in. And he's like, all right, here's the code. and then it's asking me for an email code then and then a text code and so like i'm going to war just trying to get into ken's instagram so i end up not even being able to get into it on the app i had to go on the web browser of instagram absolute horrible experience so i was like super limited on what i could do on ken's but ken liked it that way so you start dming people just wild stuff What were you DMing? The DMs is one of the most. What? I didn't know that. Well, I like went in and I DMed. I DMed Spenny. You DMed Shreds. I DMed Shreds and I said some wild shit to both of them. And then I DMed our buddy Jace. And I sent a picture that I had in my phone of Ken and Jace's mom. What? And I just said some savage shit. Like what? And I sent it to Ken. I was just like, I just sent it to Jace. I said, you don't want to know what happened after this photo was taken. Oh, my God. What, Jason? And Jason just responded like, there's no way that this is actually Ken. And he knew. He was just like, Ben is like, bro, I know this. Jason's the one who got body slammed in the pool at Bryce Hall's house in Las Vegas. Classic. Chase sussed it out, like, immediately. You should start DMing, like, a bunch of IG, like, models and shit. A bunch of chicks. So I get in, and I make a post on Ken's Instagram. and then i make another post giving myself a show ken wanted to apologize and he had it in his drafts and i just posted it of like a big apology to me for not inviting me to his first house party and then just like you know not saying thank you for all the gifts that i've gotten him over the years and that was nice i just saw that in your drafts and i posted it i had like just posted two two pictures right and i was kind of easing into it the first one was with like all of ken and and his mom women but you know i wasn't trying to like go too hard off the bat and ken kept texting me that all you got oh shit that all you got and then and then he sent me the meme of the toe of the spongebob meme where the toe pops out of the out of the shoe and then it presses the gas and i'm just like this guy this guy wants me to ramp this up so i'm laying in bed at like 11 30 and i go on my own instagram it was such a pain in the ass to go on ken's because i had to do it on the web browser and it was super laggy so i'm just like scrolling on my own instagram and i see a post from ken matthews of evan and dalton kissing hold on you posted that ken and i go what i go i didn't post this so then i i go to my camera roll and i'm like looking if i like accidentally like pressed upload i'm like i don't even have these photos and then i'm just like when did you guys i'm like so why do you have those photos like what would yeah i don't know how can snuck those photos that up on ai what would make you want to see something like that i it was just in my camera roll for mike's wedding yeah so i didn't wear a suit at mike's wedding you did briefly yeah you're all piled up you don't remember but i'm scrolling and i see that this this is a post made by ken matthews and i'm like bro ken took his instagram back over and is now posting shit because it looks like i'm posting it and knowing that i'm the one getting blamed here so i like i i see this and i'm like kind of like falling asleep at the time and i'm like i like sit up and i'm like holy shit this is savage i'm like okay well ken must be like on some well so i was I was expecting a post every hour, a post every other hour, and here we had two posts and a couple DMs. I was like, this is light work. It had been live for two hours. Ken was trying to get his algorithm up. So I see that post, and I was like, that's savage. I go to bed. I wake up. Post is gone. So I'm like, wait a second. Was that a fever dream? I saw it pretty late, and I'm pretty confused at this point. And I'm like, I don't know. Ken must have gotten drunk, posted it. woke up sober and been like oh that was maybe too savage and then deleted it is that true can is that what happened well dalton sent a text complaining and i was like okay i'll delete it and then i was at the gym and i was like i shouldn't have deleted it and i just reposted it he reposted it and then it re-popped up bro but not only did he do that he took over his instagram and he posted a picture of him and that mom that he was kissing. Gee, you posted that too? He was kissing that Octane Fest. He posted that too. I thought you did that. No. Oh, my God. Yeah, Penn was just like pumping his tires. He's like, I don't want to post this myself because it might seem cocky, but I'm going to post it and make it look like Ben did. Yeah, so I make a couple posts, and then Ken makes a couple posts on his own, and then he keeps telling me to ramp it up, and I'm like, dude, you're ramping it up for yourself. I'm kind of sitting back watching what's going to happen next. It was pretty insane. And it worked because you sent that in the group chat and go, Ken, what are you doing? And I'm like, Ben, what are you doing? I was confused too. And I went and commented on that post from my account saying geez Ken this was savage or something like that And I thought you were just playing up yourself the whole time Straight up None of Ken posts were even bad They all just made him look cool. My post made me look, I don't even know. Was it a picture with your arm? You had one post. It wasn't that bad. Gay would be the statement. Like wearing women boots. So I had women's legs. It was clearly AI. It wasn't real. But it was pretty sus with that song as well. I took the approach of like, I'm going to kind of just like expose Ken for being the legend that he is here. Spenny and Flair took the approach of I'm going to make CJ and Ryan look so insanely gay. Their reputation. This one's going to be hard to go back. I wasn't too mad. I mean, I definitely lost followers, but I wasn't too mad because I feel like it was so clearly AI. Did you lose followers? I think I did. I think I did. I think you guys, you guys, Ken gained a ton of followers. I don't know if I lost any followers, but. Because people were coming over from the video just to see what was happening. I wouldn't have blamed them if they unfollowed me after seeing that picture. And not knowing what's going on. Like, people from high school were probably just like, what the fuck is wrong with you? My family follows me on Instagram. And Spenny went literal dildo shopping on my Instagram. Sam walking out his message, picking out vulgar dildos. That's crazy. That is insane. He was getting concerned texts. Who texted him? Manly? Yeah, they're just like, what is going on? Bro, that picture of you, though, with your sandals like this. That wasn't AI, though. You follow that up with dildo shopping? I mean, I can't blame him for being concerned. The purses I thought was fake until Gavin told me he took those pictures. No, that one was real, unfortunately. And so was one of me sitting a little fruity. But I was tired. It was cold and tired. I don't know. So, Spenny? If you would have wore shoes, you probably wouldn't have been so cold. It would have been so bad, yeah. Well, I don't know. I feel like we've made it pretty apparent. Like, you know, we make a lot of jokes about Spenny potentially being, you know, playing for the other team. At least both teams. Yeah, at minimum. And I don't know. I mean, maybe he's just had enough of it and he took it out on your Instagram. So what were people saying? Nobody was really upset, but they were like genuinely like, what the fuck is going on? Glenn was upset. Glenn was upset. I archived the post because I didn't. Hold on. What do you mean? I need to get this straight. He literally posted a picture of you. Here's him. No, it's a shopping. I didn't get having him. I had no service from. And then someone was pissed and commented. Glenn? Yeah. Yeah, our buddy Glenn. What did he say? No, wait, did the comments go away? This is too far. Oh, that's not that guy. I think I missed the dildo post. Yeah, I mean, he's literally picking out. Insane work, Spenny. That is insane. Insane work. I saw this and I was like, holy crap, that's aggressive. Having my four-wheeled buddies over for a party tonight. Quad riders, tap in if you want to get a little twisted. Ain't no party like a quad party. we handle our business on all fours that's crazy dude that is insane crazy work that shit was how did he come up with that caption he just thinks a little differently than the rest of us dude so i i was actually driving and greta goes oh my god ryan's instagram post and i was like oh no what do you do what is it she's like shopping for dildos like at spencer's and like getting a bunch of lube and stuff i was like what's the caption and she reads that caption to me and i damn near had to pull over on the side of the road i was like oh my god and me so so i grabbed my phone and and spenny text me and just goes you see the post not bad huh he texted me i was like you know hey these are these are funny i was trying to be a good sport and he goes i gotta go film one later tonight i'm like what the hell are you going to film what original content are we doing out of this i got on the phone with him and i was just kind of razzing him up i'm like spinny too far man too far and he was just like what and then he's like to be honest he's like you know if the tables were turned there'd be pictures of me with tits all over instagram so i had to go hard i mean and i honestly i don't blame him it's pretty valid point my question is mike i think evan went way too far with yours yeah how do you feel on it i was just like you think you'll ever bounce back from it well well it started on on thursday night i was sending some stuff back and forth to ben and i don't think i had everything i have is like not probably good to post okay really it usually involves like peeing on stuff yeah i was like you have a lot of me really drunk yeah pretty much and that's all i could really find that i thought was funny and then i was like ah whatever didn't post anything on thursday went out to the family cabin first thing on friday morning and because it was so busy like my phone was literally bricked like the whole weekend out there like these posts that you guys are talking about i did see the one of me and dalton unfortunately but it wasn't from me seeing it on my own phone i got showed it yeah i bet i was like oh my god my sister showed me actually what did she just go What is this? Oh, she's like, oh, my God, this post of you and Dalton. I just go, like, what? Yeah. Jesus Christ. I lucked out. I mean, honestly, valid excuses, but still, I was just like, not one. Not one. Not a comment. Not a DM. Did he even log in? I went up like 12,000 followers. I never got into his account. Really? Yeah, I got blue balls. Yeah, I was going to say. Oh, damn. You gained more than me. I was going to say, Ken, do you know how many followers you gained? You had to gain, like, way over 100. What? No. I think it was like 40,000. Jeez. 40,000 followers over the weekend. Because you're at like 5,800. Holy shit, Ken. I actually think that Mike got the worst end of the deal on this. Because he didn't gain any. Because he didn't have anything to gain. Like, at least you guys. Yeah, I did gain followers. I just checked. You walked away from it with a little bit of boost. Ken especially. But Mike is just over here like, come on, somebody post something. Now my followers are volatile because they didn't see anything. and I'm pretty bad about posting too, so they're probably going to be like, yeah, I'm checking out. Still has the post on his own. I didn't take any of it down. The engagement is too good. So I text in the group chat at 7 o'clock on Friday afternoon or Friday night, and I go, all right, Ken, take your Instagram back over, go and delete all the captions and comments or videos or pictures that I posted or do whatever. And he was like, nah, I'm letting that shit ride. And I just responded, savage. It is. That's savage. So speaking of sus stuff, though, did you see the video that Jack made of us? Have you guys seen it? I've been hearing about it. Does this person look gay, one? I think I've seen it. We'll pull this up here. You know how much fun he had running around the mall in his little fucking shorts making that video? Let me just pull it up for us. What? Hey, before we move on from this topic, though, I'll say this. on the 4th of July, Greta and I were going out to her family's cabin and her cousin, older cousin, was giving me and her a ride. And we're just like halfway there, gets quiet in the car. And she goes, by the way, I followed your friend Ken on Instagram last week, but I had to unfollow him yesterday morning because I was just like too annoyed at seeing his post. And I was like, oh, actually? And then she was like, yeah, they were just like really weird post and i'm assuming it was after i posted the one of like the statue with the balls tag your mom for a thousand bucks or whatever she had to be like yeah i'm out like this guy is so cocky there's three mom posts in 24 hours i don't want to be a part of this group wow well all right guys i gotta say jack did a good job on this one do you think this guy is gay or straight that is a Yeah, gay man. And what makes you say that? I don't know. I guess the long hair, maybe the style. I feel like a lot of gay guys are rocking that. Do you think this guy is gay or straight? He might be both ways. Why do you say that? He's posing. He's got his hands up. Yeah, he's gay. Do you think this guy is gay or straight? That guy's straight as hell. Do you think he's straight? The jorts are kind of gay. That guy's straight. He drinks plain bush light, and that just screams straight to me. Do you think this guy is gay or straight? I think gay, to be honest. What makes you say that? I mean, look at the chin. It kind of hangs down low. You gotta go middle-vish. Do you think this guy is gay or straight? Gay. And what makes you say that? You got a point, Ryan. Do you think this guy is gay or straight? I've seen gayer guys, but I'd say straight. Do you think he's straight? Sure. What makes you say that? I don't fucking know. Do you think this guy is gay or straight? Oh, yeah. He's just gay as fuck. What makes you say that? Whole USA fit. Do you think that's gay? Gay as hell. Do you think this guy is gay or straight? He looks a little gay to me. What makes you say that? The sunglasses, the nipples out. That's for sure. Do you think this guy is gay or straight? He don't look like a queer, but he might be. I don't know. Does he got earrings in him? He doesn't have earrings. Well, that's a positive sign. Do you think this guy is gay or straight? He looks like he's got a little sugar in the tank. Okay, and what makes you say that? Something about the shirt, man. It just gives that vibe. Sugar in the tank. Do you think this guy is gay or straight? I think he's gay. What makes you say that? Because what type of grown ass man has a beard like that? The way it's hot is like part off to the side but not that much hot. Something else about that. Do you guys think this guy is gay or straight? He gave us sex. What makes you say that? Bro, you really went to the fucking mall to do that? I got kicked out too at the end. Did you? Yeah, security kicked me out. Oh my, because you're going around asking people? Yeah. I thought it was hilarious. I've always wondered what Jack does with his time off. No, that was on the clock. Even worse. Clock in overtime for that. I was wondering why you were taking pictures of us. That all makes sense now. I remember, yeah, it was like last week, right? And then someone asked, where's Jack? Was that not for Flair's thumbnail? It was a multi-purpose photo. That's how we made it to the thumbnail. but yeah, Ev, you're the most sussed I've ever seen you that day. Because I knew you were up to bullshit. You're like, just play the crane game, and I'm going to take some pictures for Flair's thumbnail. I'm like, oh, that makes sense. Yeah, that was good. Wow. I have such an interesting position because everything I do here, Ev is just always worried about. Because I'm not worried. I can just tell you're up to shit all the time. You're super suspicious. Like, no poker face. Yeah, I love it. My favorite part when I'm just sussing you out. All right, chat, comments. Looking at this picture, this guy, gay or straight. It's just us now going to the mall. Purple short shorts. All of us just showing pictures of the chat. I just thought it was funny because everyone there just errs on the side of gay. They're just like, yeah, he can just, the way he's standing, you can tell he's probably gay. For sure. Safe assumption. Yeah, like Evans. Yeah, the black and the white. Yep, he's got a good point. Only someone gay would wear black and white. That was great. I've watched it like ten times since Jack made it. It's so funny. Damn, Jack. Doing us dirty. That's funny, though. That was almost as messed up as when you were squirting all that mayonnaise and Ken's face the other day. That one's doing great, though. That was a lot of flavors and nothing tasted good. I got the reboot right And I got nothing else Yeah I don't think I've got one right I mean I said Gatorade Can I see the TikTok Yeah that's close Can I see the short vid We covered up their eyes And we Threw random Sauces And Beverages There was some savage stuff In that cooler That Ryan's kinda like Yeah we'll just Do the More normal There was like Vinegar Slap them with like Like hot sauce I think maybe. Yeah, some shit that would have not been good. I'm sure I'm sure Shred 80 would have loved that same thought process when we fed him cat food. Today we're going to be blind taste testing. Sprite. Gatorade. Gatorade. That was close enough. Barbecue sauce. CJ, the way you're reacting to this, you have to try it now. Soda pop. Is that bomb pop reboot? Wow, come on. Just fucking throw the whole pile out of it. I'm trying to guess what I get hit in the head with. It's thick. I can feel it. Huh? Is that barbecue sauce? My barbecue? It's all thick. That's definitely root beer. What do you think so far, Ken? And also, like, getting fully wet from it, but not getting much in your mouth. Getting that dog. It just haunts him. Oh, my God. Imagine, like, the delivery driver just showed up. I think you need to try it, CJ. If we don't do anything crazy, I think you'll be surprised. I'm sure it's hard. I'm sure it's harder than you'd think. After the first one, you just get a weird mix of flavors in your mouth and nothing tastes right. Speaking of tasting things, they got a new collab. Oh, I've been waiting for this for months. Yes, donuts. There's no way these are. Listen, I love donuts and I love Mountain Dew. There's no fucking way these things are good. Well, Ryan, I feel like if anybody should be the judge of that, it's you and CJ over here. I don't even... Dude, nobody take a bite. Ken wants to eat it. Everyone else is like, I don't want to try this. I want to eat it. Oh, my God. I don't know if my kick helped or hurt it. It was falling either way. 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Because, yes, Moundu has that flavor. That is Moundu's flavor. Really? Yeah. Lemon lime. It doesn't taste at all like a Moundu. It tastes like a lemon pound cake. Yeah, it's probably a good thing that things are limited edition. You've got to wonder what kind of guys walk in there and buy those. I don't think they're bad. I don't like them, but there's nothing repulsive about it. Other than the color. Yeah. You can't come out the same color. No, it's definitely not as bad as you would think. Like, it just tastes kind of like a lemon lime. But there's just something about the Mountain Dew branding on a donut that you're like, listen, we got two things that are, you know, not very good for you, and we're combining them. Like, I already feel bad enough eating a donut. Ryan, I think you should do the Mountain Dew challenge where you eat six of those donuts and drink a two liter in five minutes. Is that what the thing is? I just made it up, but that sounds awful. You think you could do it? You could do it, right? Dude, I don't think... A TikTok trend. Dude, I don't... I haven't had that much Mountain Dew lately. I've gone off the sauce. Mike's going to swing through a quick trip tomorrow, and we'll pick up the supplies, and you can make a TikTok. Do you miss it, Ryan? Do you miss your Mountain Dew? Do I miss the Dew? Yeah. Really? Yeah. I'm honestly kind of thinking about it this weekend. So who made you quit? Just you decided. You guys. Making fun of me? It was for the better, for sure. We were always just like, oh, Ryan's got another Dew. He's having a lot of pop. Ryan loves me. right brian loves mountain dew and i i just felt like you were suggesting to me that i was over consuming so then i was like all right well i probably better dial it back big ranch just recently quit the deal yeah yeah he did that on his own though nobody was making fun of him really he's ripping like two big gulps a day yeah i was making fun of him were you like you're up in your office like fuck your moon i put on my little led if you drink mountain dew you're an idiot and when he finishes second two liter mountain dew or not two liter but big gulf there's still ice in there, and then he'd switch to the teas right in the same glass. Yeah, Big Ranch is always sipping out of that cup. Yeah, that Pepsi cup. 64 ounce or maybe? At least 32. Well, he would swing through the C-Store on the way to work, stop by, get a Big Gulp, and then at lunch, go replace it for a new one. How does the ice not melt, though? He's running foams, isn't he? Or is it cardboard? It's cardboard. You just run two, so it's slightly insulated. Dude, we should get him a Yeti. Dude, me and Mike were talking about this the other day and it can be an inconvenience having you just gotta keep track of it and maybe forget it in the car for a few days and it gets all nasty We lose it Keep in mind I not on that side You just get a cup, you can just throw it. We got, like, two different shops, and, like, different cars, and back home, and it's easy to misplace it. The amount of cups that I have lost, same with sunglasses. How do they never show back up? I have probably lost 20 pairs of sunglasses this year. Like, where am I losing these? Are you guys finding sunglasses? No, I'm down to my last. I had to wear a pair of Oakleys this weekend. I felt terrible because I only wear bums now. I literally didn't have any other pair of sunglasses. Dude, it's nice that Jake has this sunglass company because it was getting very expensive for how many sunglasses I lose. And so for Jake, he would just drop them off by the box. But now I've lost all those. Yeah. I broke out my Oakleys from high school this weekend. and the first thing I'm like, man, it's crazy I haven't lost these yet. And then I lost them. No way? Yeah. Damn. You know what I was talking to Greta about this weekend was the old gas cans. Do you guys remember those? They're kind of like coming back into style. The T-Pain gas cans? Aren't they? I don't know. I've seen Dalton wearing some gas can-esque ones. We have the bums edition of the gas cans. The Daryls. The Daryls. No, the gas cans were fully connected. Yeah, the gas cans had the same. Those are oil rigs, boys. You're right. You are right. Gas cans were the... I had a pair of gas cans. Ken had oil rigs. And fuck were we sick. Can we pop up a picture of Ken and Ryan and gas cans and oil rigs? I'm sure I can find one. Look at that stringer of fish, too. What? Did you catch those? Yeah. Fuck yeah, I was up in Canada. I'm not buying it. I saw you guys fishing. You just buy those at the store or something? Yeah. They're fake. They're a bunch of wall mounts. Oh, I found Ken and some oil rigs. All right, what do we got? This is him with some chicks. Oh, yeah. And he had chicks around him? Yeah, of course he had chicks around him. What was that? Oh, yeah. My brother had the white ones. Those are pretty cool. It's nice having just a pair of cheap sunglasses, but it's something about when you have a little bit more. Like, if you spend a little bit more on them, you try to not lose them. Yep. and usually you're like, all right, I'm going to keep track of these, and then you have them longer. Yeah, exactly. Whereas with the bums, I know I have a box in my office, so it's just like a plastic water bottle almost. You just leave them behind wherever. Have you ever looked at the Jim Lost and Found? No. It's a lot of your guys' shit. There's a lot of your water bottles and other shit in there. I leave those all over the place, too. Yeah, I always am cleaning them up because I look around. I go, well, I know Ken's not drinking fucking Reboot, and this is sitting here since yesterday. So I cleaned them up for you. Yeah, it's all over. Yeah, there's a bunch of C-Way sweatshirts in there, too. Is there really? Yeah. Oh, I actually, I just had left those. I didn't think those were yours. But classic. It happens. Dude, I got to do a haul. I have a closet full of old merch that I'm going to donate to the Boys and Girls Club. I got to bring it in. But I straight up need, like, the box truck for it. I'm stocking up over the last, like, eight years. I have, like, one of every shirt that we've ever made in a white tote. I really get made fun of it for it, too. Even my dad thinks it's funny. What? I'm like, this is crazy that you're keeping all these shirts. I'm like, one day they'll mean something to probably nobody, but they mean something to me. I was trying to do the same thing, Ryan, but I don't think I'm doing probably as good a job as you. I should just get rid of mine and just rely on, I'll just go to your archive if I ever need to look back. Yeah. Well, somebody should keep the accessories because I, for whatever, I never grab any of the accessories because I think that I probably won't use them. And so then I don't have them. Dude, I did that, though. I brought, like, a bunch of the old shirts and just stuff that I wasn't wearing anymore because it's just older to the Boys and Girls Club. It was, like, two pickup truckloads of, like, big bags. And from my understanding, people love it. Because they're nice shirts. You know, it's just, like, we have new stuff constantly dropping. So I would just have a brand new shirt to wear. I'm going to do it, and I'll post on, like, Instagram or Snapchat. at so if you're like in the area you can go there once it's stocked up but uh pretty stinky though because ben was wearing it yeah right well actually i had two bags ready to go in my garage like i took them out of the closet put them in bags and i brought them to the garage and i just never put them from my garage into my car to bring in and one day i was like all right i'm actually gonna bring these to the boys and girls club i picked them up in doing so like some of the air came out of the bag, right? Kind of squeezed it. And I just got hit in the face with the worst smell I've ever smelled. Oh, no. And I was like, oh, my God. Do I smell this bad? My clothes are just in this bag, right? I'm looking at it. I'm like, dude, there's got to be something in this bag. A chipmunk. No way. My garage crawled into the bag. Must not have been able to get out of the bag or something. Died. Inside this bag. And he kind of crawled up into the middle of the bag. So, like, all the shirts and sweatshirts in there. Yeah, they were cooked. Yeah, which I felt bad about because I was like, damn, like, this is probably like 35, 50 T-shirts and sweatshirts that I was going to donate. And I just threw off it because I was like, bro, this is disgusting. Damn. Mike, what are you researching? Fuel pumps. Seems like a good time for that. What do you need a fuel pump for? Subaru. Your WRX? correct you pick up one car and now you're just dude you have so many car projects it's unbelievable what's the status of that thing because that thing's been away for quite a while over a year people are going to get bored because it's the same answer every time but it's under the knife it's got a roll cage in it now are they actively working on it every day no it's got like 200,000 hours on it's got like two or three guys full yearly salaries like what robbie did in like yeah i had a bushel of months in the car yeah that's true mike he could have dropped it off at robbie's robbie's gonna lose our phone number though if we have another project on yeah he actually probably will his race looked sick gavin took second no no third he was running he was running He was running second, but I think he finished way back. He did a 360 towards the end of the race, and then I believe he took third or fourth. So my bad. But he was running second. He almost won. It was like an old Cummins 79 valve or some shit like that. It was some engine that he would really, really want it. Did you guys see the van jump? Yeah, it was gnarly. It was actually a gnarly van jump. Was someone in it? Yeah, pop it up on Gab's Insta. It was like a tabletop type of jump. I don't believe that it was Gavin because Gavin always says the throttle stops working before the lip on his jumps. And the brakes just magically get touched, but he doesn't touch them. Yeah, right there. Dude, that is a booter. God, dude. I think everyone hit it once. Yeah. It looks like you've got the same size as your Subaru jump. You see the slingshot at Pastrana Land this year? Yeah, that's crazy. My favorite thing. Rocket chair? Yeah, rocket chair, whatever the hell it is. Would you do that, Evan? I don't really want to, but I don't want to say it looks foolproof, but it looks like you really just got to sit there. I wanted to find the specific video because the top comment is, this looks like a helmet activity. Because the chick isn't wearing a helmet in it. And she's flying hundreds of feet through the air. Like, it does seem, they're probably like, if this goes wrong, You don't even need the helmet. Let's go, Russell! Oh, my God. And five, four, three, two, one. I mean, the launch is instant. Have you guys seen when they put that on a moving truck? Yeah, and they basically just... It's 55 miles per hour, and then they release it, and that chair is going 55 miles per hour, so when you get released off the chair, and you're going this way, The chair is going this way. You technically come to a complete stop. Yeah. Have you seen that? Yeah. That's some science right there. Can you imagine if we made the wrenches start doing physics in all of their builds now? Like, all right, we need you to build us a catapult. Yeah, I don't know how well it'd go if we were like, and we need it tomorrow. I think they are building us a dang near catapult. Yeah, they're building us a tire launcher. Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of close. It's like extreme babelay. They're getting closer. Oh, that's a good idea. Extreme Beyblades. That is actually kind of a good idea. We make a big ring. That's a really good idea. We always wanted to do that with those Amazon quads. Remember that? Oh, yeah. We were going to buy, like, five of them. Dual. Because they were all on, like, remote control start and stops. We need one of those soapy bowls that they have in, like, India that, like, the cars drive through. You seen that? Yeah. And we need one of those. Yeah, there's, like, soap and, like, a foot of water at the bottom. And, yeah, you have to, like, drive in a circle to get out of them. But if you go through the middle, you just, like, spin around. I've seen the walls they drive around, but not the soapy part. There's a little soap in the bottom. Ken, did you have your car on lockdown with the hail this weekend? Didn't make it out of the garage, so. Oh, you were safe, friend. No, it actually never hailed in my place. Well, you were ready for it if it did. I was ready for it. Yeah, I believe that. Out there with a tennis racket. Knocking the hail away. Ken is the most, well, we talked about that last week. Ken reads hail, the word hail, and puts the cars away, which is a good thing. Jack, you got that thing? Oh, yeah. I got a competition for us to see who is the strongest member of C-Boys TV. Okay. And how do we test this? Well, we've got a super legit grip strength tester. Who's a grip strength? Grip strength tester. I mean, we could do a whole thing, but there isn't enough room in the gym for our podcast. You just can't grab your other arm. It just has to be one arm, but you can do anything else you want. Stand up, arm straight. Alright, should I start? Here's the baseline. Oh my god, Ben. Your arm is cracked. Oh, it's fucking kilograms. Put this in American, dude. Jack. Click the power button to go LB. Dude, I think my left might be stronger. What are you doing with your left? You're not even left-handed. Why would your left be stronger? That's crazy. I was just thinking I might have to use my left because I jammed my finger really hard this weekend. After this, I need to hear about your toe stubbing incident. My hands are sweaty, dude. You always have sweaty hands. You're clammy. These weird palms are sweaty. All right. He's curving. Okay, 116. 0.8. 116.8. All right. I actually kind of have faith in Ken in this. As long as you pull a little bit, Ken, it'll reset. I have no faith in Ken after seeing him try to hold on to a water ski rope. That's also true. Damn. 72. Okay. Fuck. Oh! 113.6. Damn, Ken. Holy shit, Ryan. Nice. Holy crap. 148.8. Damn, Ryan. Is he practicing? No. Ryan's been doing a little bit of gripping this year. Oh, shit. 148. 148. What was I? What are we doing? Let's go! Check your left. It is slippery, but... It is! 142.8. Right still, buddy. Wipe you guys' sweat off it real quick. Alright, Siege. What popped? Keep that arm straight now. A little soft, CJ. How much? 143.8. Damn! Let's go! So who won? Ryan, what'd you have? 1.48. 1.48. Wow. 1.48 flat. He only won because I haven't gotten it. Hold on. Let Mike try. Let Mike try. I got to run this back one time. Okay. Nope. That's all I got. All right, Mike. I'll see if I can get 100. Muscle Mike. Yeah. 117.6. I got to try this again. All right, Dalton, let's see it. Come on. Dalton's going for 160. He's standing. Straight armed. 146. Ev. I think the standing makes a difference. I think if we stood, we'd be able to do it better. Ryan didn't stand. I'm sure you'd be stronger if you were standing. I can't. Damn. When I brought this up, I for sure didn't think I was going to be. Ryan is pretty strong, though, because even in the gym, dude, you'll be working on 108. All right, I'm going to go to the Duke. Hold on. I'm going to my other hand. How long ago did you drive this, Ryan? Have you been practicing? I have the grip trainer. That was 121. Nice. My left hand is stronger. What does this adjuster do? I wonder if this makes it easier. I think it's just where you start. Oh, yeah. You could do better if it's farther out. That's what I was wondering. It's turning when it's closer. Yeah, I don't know. Wow. Interesting. At least we did all the same thing. You saw your strength, I think, in that first one. Yep. No, Ryan is strong. He is. Yeah, he's strong. Every time I'm at the gym and Ryan's at the gym, I'm always like, damn, he's like moving quite a bit of weight right now. I know. It just doesn't look like I'm strong. So I was thinking that this weekend. You have functional strength. That's better than looking strong. That's true. Mike has functional strength. Mike, yeah. Mike has farm strength. Farm strength. Yeah. All right. Here we go. One more time. Oh, there you go. 140. 5.8. Oh, nice. Okay. Yeah, it's pretty fun. Benny, we got to work on our grip strength. I guess so. What's the best way to do that? I don't know. Girls? Girls? What's the truckers use? You need a... Roll-a-dog? You need a... Roll-a-dog. You need a wheelie of 450 Yamaha with a little twist throttle action. Dude, you got to wonder what Hayden Deegan's grip strength is. Or just one of the top moto guys. Their forearms, that's got to be one of the strongest parts of their body. like when you're wrong with everything else well yeah yeah but but think about just think about like if if you're able like spenny says all the time the guys that are the best are the ones that get the least arm pump so if you're conditioned if your arms like just right here you even put like two laps on on the moto track and you got crazy arm pump so imagine doing that for as long 25 minutes yeah a few models a day definitely need the like the strength which would make hanging on light still strong but like one of the biggest thing that causes arm pump is like hanging on too tight because then you're like picked up you actually want to be like relaxed loose with it but if you're really strong then your light is going to be probably the next guy's strong so yeah either way interesting little challenge honestly i probably could have called that i maybe would have called it exactly that maybe you would have said cj but i would have said that ryan would be stronger than me and uh i honestly would have said the same thing for heaven he's got like look at i would have said that heaven's like those are strong hands fucking sausages on them yeah oh that reminds me what's the deal with your little toe my toe dude yeah i was uh filling up this little water bottle down by the lake and i was oh my god i was like where this is starting wearing sandals and i was kind of like rock hopping down to the water and i lean over i fill it up water bottle for what just to drink out of or like to dump on a it was for gretta's sister she was like can you fill this up for me and uh to drink it or what like yeah like a squirt gun no it was for her paintbrush she was like painting a rock and she was like i need something to clean my paintbrush okay okay yeah got it and she goes can you fill this up for me i was like yeah i got it so i'm walking down to the lake and i'm like kind of rock hopping down i was like just wearing sandals and i don't wear sandals that's what you get for wearing i've never had a pair of sandals you got me sandals for my birthday one time she thought it was insane that i don't wear sandals and i was like i just don't wear sandals and uh crocs so i was better than sandals no i was wearing sandals for the first time like this was my first outing with sandals on and i'm like rock hopping down to the water and i fill it up and shoe activity my feet kind of get a little wet in the sandals and they're like rubber sandals right yeah and i i step on one rock right here and then i i kind of hop to the next one well my feet were wet and my foot slides out of the sandal and it kicks another rock right in front and so uh my foot starts bleeding and i was like fucking sandals and greta's like she knows how i feel about sandals and she's like oh shit like here we go she's like oh we'll go get you a band-aid and i like put a band-aid on my toe and i think that's like all of it and then i'm like kind of like hobbling around like the rest of like the afternoon and then my foot starts turning black and blue so i like i kicked the rock so hard i thought it broke my toe but it just jammed it and then it like the base of my toe like on my foot was turning like black and blue and like getting swollen and uh yeah i was like what a rock this is what happens when you wear sandals i guess you break your toe yeah but i'm on uh peptides for some other shit like with my neck and uh i get healed like that it's been feeling like i like it's already better you could break your arm and you just go to bed wake up the next morning it's healed fully healed with those peptides bends on it does increase uh i'm sure decrease i was just cracking decrease recovery time um you know what that reminds me of ev get a bowling ball paint it like a soccer ball and just go set it on the yard i love that they used to do that we fest that's crazy like you'll actually ruined someone's i think about like six months couple people broke their foot yeah it's not you're drunk you're running around you see a soccer ball that would freaking hurt yeah you guys know how i feel about crocs like i hate them okay um so this weekend i walked down to the lake and our cabin has a very steep hill so i walked down to the lake in my head knees okay i have to adjust the dock because cousin joe walked on the end of it and uh snapped the cable and it was all cattywampus blew it out so i'm take my shoes off go walk in the lake and it's kind of rocky there so i'm stumbling around on these rocks and it's hurting my feet and i look up at joe he's actually in a boat next to the dock i'm lifting the dock up he's in a boat to like adjust it and i'm like oh it pains me to say this but give me your goddamn crocs i need i need something to walk in the water with functional so i put the crocs on and it were nice when i was in the lake there well i had the i had to grab something that was up the hill so i jump out of the lake with my the crocs are all wet my feet are all wet get about three steps up this steep hill and just face plant like the crocs they slipped out my feet i didn't have the straps on they weren't in four-wheel drive but i literally like face planted into this hillside you were like fucking crocs fucking crocs it's like ben's like fucking sandals yeah fucking crocs so in my this is just my thoughts on crocs versus sandals neither of them are cool but the crocs are they'd get way more hate than the sandals because they do probably look goofier to some people but at least they're more functional and i can respect someone wearing crocs because that shows that you're not wearing crocs because you want to look cool yeah like you accept like why do you put giblet what about the Giblet people. They're just, I don't know what's, I don't claim them. Sorry? When they put the little things, the little things, the little... Did you guys see my story of, like, they got, like, Shrek and stuff? Did you see my story in Mike's truck the other day? No. You have giblets? Me and Spenny were driving. I got those giblets from Evan, actually. What? I got those giblets from Evan. They call them giblets? What? It was a toe. Did I give you some? Dude, it was a toe. Oh, yeah, good toe. Like, buttons or whatever you put on them. Yeah, normally they're just like fun, like random buttons. Whatever you're into, you can put them in your Crocs. But Evan got like a literal giant hairy toe that you put on there. It looks like kind of a realistic toe that's sticking out of the Croc. Yeah, I forgot about that. I did buy you that. You got like a messed up big toe, so you just cut a hole in it. If I had to guess, CJ feels the same way about giblets as he does about people modifying cars that shouldn't be modified. Yeah, dude. Don't modify your Crocs, man. But all I got to say is when I wear the Crocs, I know I don't look cool, but I just simply don't care. I just wearing them because maybe we going on the boat whatever I can wear them in the lake Function over beauty I not trying to impress anyone with my footwear Was giving dating advice You remember this on Friday No. Who was I giving dating advice? One of our female friends. Okay. He was giving dating advice to a female? He was saying the type of guys you should pick. And he said, if you're trying to date a guy that gets more than 12 miles per gallon in his truck or in his vehicle, he's a pussy. No, I said 14. 14, 14. I didn't say he's a pussy. I said, that's your problem. It's like all the guys she's dating are driving like little Hondas and shit. Yeah. It says a lot about a guy. Yeah. I'm like, you just got to get a guy with a pickup. Yeah. Some guy who doesn't care about gas mileage. Alex is the one who actually sent me the thing. It was like some girl on Instagram and it was just like nothing. She didn't say anything. But on there, it's like if if your man gets more than 14 miles per gallon, he's not a man. I don't know what the fuck. What does that make Jack with his Tesla? It was just more so funny, too. But I cracked that joke. And then all the girls agreed. They did. They did. And here it is. Here it is. If you're a man and you get more than 14 miles per gallon, just say you're gay. It's OK. holy shit that's actually crazy dude there's a lot of gay stuff like just jokes being yeah i think that's kind of what it is but i was kind of fired up at the chicks on uh on friday so i stayed ryan you were sober weren't you i was 100 sober i could tell you were about over it i was over it in the evening but really what got me was six and a half hours at the sandbar which cj has done a thousand times so i was very happy to do it for you like that was fine it was you were having a great time so i was by proxy having fun just being at the sandbar wasn't that much fun for me once we left i had a great fucking time and then the fireworks that was good too but there was this guy at the sandbar that all of our chicks knew and they're like oh my god he is so good looking they describe him like this like they all do this every time it comes in oh and yeah they wanted this one girl to talk with him and they're like oh my god he's just like a greek god like he's just so I'm just sitting here fucking looking down. Yeah, but I got grip strength. Yeah, there you go. But I'm like, could you fucking imagine if like the... Oh, if we did this? If a chick, a hot chick was on the boat next to her, we'd go, oh my God, she's so hot. She just is like a model. Could you fucking imagine the backlash? Look at her tits. Look at her ass. She's just lame. Holy shit, dude. Oh my God, yeah. He is just the sexiest guy. And I'm like, whoa. CJ and I are sitting there like... I don't even remember this. I mean, I obviously wasn't that pressed. I really didn't care. But I was like, man, could you imagine if we just pointed at a chick over on that boat? Oh, my gosh. Her body is so nice. They'd be like, what the fuck? Dude, that's how girls talk about our boat with Shred 80. When we have them out of the sandbar, they're like, look at that guy. He is just such a man. They look at Shred 80 and they know he ain't getting 14 miles per gallon. They know he's getting like fucking seven, dude, in the shit he's driving. You just hear, oh my God, he's built like a cinder block. He's all hairy. Shreddy's like, stop it, thank you. Oh, stop it. That's what everyone tells me. They don't. Look, you can seriously take a fall. I know. I just keep getting up. One day they're going to get me. I should not be okay. I should not be okay. Yeah, he's actually referred to as bad Gavin around town. There's good Gavin, which is Gavin Ealing. There's bad Gavin. There is a lot of conspiracy on who truly is good or bad Gavin. There's a good... They've saved it for years. What's the debate here, Evan? On which Gavin is bad Gavin and good Gavin. There's Gavin Ealing. I've never heard any debate. Yeah, but you don't hang out at Zorbus. That's true. I don't have my ear to the ground as much as you. That is true. You haven't turned on the proverbial CNN that is the good Gavin, bad Gavin debate. Dude, Ryan, I'm actually sorry that I heard – to hear right now that you didn't have a fun time on Friday. Because I'm not kidding you. It was the most fun day of summer for me. Which makes me happy. I don't even know if I'm going to be able to beat that no matter what we – No use even trying? It was so much fun. Why didn't you give it a shot? I mean I'm going to try, but it was just legitimately so much fun. And everyone was like, yeah, that was the best day ever. It was really fun. It just was the classic. You were stuck driving the boat. He was stuck driving the boat. And the music was so loud and people are trying to talk to you about nothing and you can't hear anything anyway. And like people are talking to me. It's just like it was classic. And I just go, uh-huh. And I go, what the fuck am I going to say back? They're too drunk to respond anything intelligible to what I want to say. And two, they can't hear me anyway. And it's like, dude, you can only talk about how hot that guy is on the other boat for three hours. It's like, what are we going to do the other three hours here? So I just kind of sat. I just sat in the boat and just chilled. And once we left the sandbar, I would agree. That was one of the most fun I've had in the boat in a very, very long time. It was just a little crazy. Unfortunately, you guys missed it. But I went with a few other people that came to the sandbar earlier in the day. and we had lunch at the Sandbar, and it was so fun. So Ken had... So let me just get this straight. That ham sandwich was a chicken. Ken had more fun... Or Ken had as much fun as us, but for a little bit longer, because he started earlier. Were there chips on the sandwich? Like, talk to me about this lunch. Some breakfast burritos, some chicken and waffles. Was this breakfast or fucking lunch? It was brunch. Oh, that's funny. Ken's ideal Sandbar day. That is funny. Sandwiches. I might grab another strip of bacon. Oh, I don't want to have too much fun. Yeah, Jack drove our giveaway Camaro home from the drag strip today. And he got home and was like, dude, wow. I never fully understood why you guys were always like, Tesla's are so lame. You ever drove like a real car? Bro, I get it now. That's awesome. I was like, yeah, man. We've been saying that. Hearing it make noise and shifting. Yeah, he was like. It was kind of fun. Dude, when you'd give it gas and it would go, that was insane. I was like, yeah, dude. I know. The pops are insane. I do really. The Camaro pops. I wonder if you could do something with your Tesla where you just had a soundtrack or something. Do you like a pop tune for that? Can you put speakers on the outside? It's just an extended queef. You could have your boyfriend sit in the past in your seat and go vroom, vroom. classic i don't know man yeah just kind of a gay summer dude it is funny because like just everyone is is gay now like that's just like how it is like they bring this bring us to the mall we're all just standing there just looking normal yeah i think he's gay you know like like everyone's just gay nowadays it's cool to be straight and everything that you could possibly ever choose to drive is gay as well yeah yeah i don't know dude so just never win so you know how um the world cup is is in north america now and so everyone's from like europe is coming over to the united states for like the first time and people are leaving the united states with awesome things to say because like you know with just the media and everything like people just think like the u.s is a shithole where where is it at though it's in north america so it's in canada the u.s and some games in Mexico. A bunch of different NFL stadiums and a bunch of other spots. That was my question. It's not in one spot. It's all over. No, it's been all over the place. But, you know, soccer is obviously huge in Europe and all the other. The rest of the world, soccer is like their NFL. Atlanta, Boston, Dallas, Houston, Kansas City, Los Angeles, Miami, New Jersey, Philadelphia, Seattle, and San Francisco. Do you have Toronto, Mexico City, Guadalajara, Monterey, Toronto, Vancouver. So all these foreigners are coming over and experiencing the United States for the first time. And it's funny to see the videos of what people leave with saying was their favorite part. And I saw one the other day that was about Ella Langley. She's crushing it right now. And then the other one was ranch dressing. They don't have ranch in Europe? I guess not. Have you seen it when they go to Bucky's and they just can't comprehend? To be fair, the American mind can hardly comprehend Bucky's. Bucky's is insane. I saw Texas Roadhouse was another one. He's just like, I don't know how anyone in the United States is even ever upset because they have Texas Roadhouse. People are like, wow, I mean, that's great. It's not that good, but. Rules are pretty freaking good. And then, yeah, he was like, and they're free? It's good to see, though. I feel like the U.S. has kind of been getting, like, drug through the mud, or the U.S. name, between that happening and just, like, the 4th of July. And it just, like, makes everyone patriots. it just fires me up and then the Toby Keith courtesy of the Red, White and Blue song it was just a good weekend to be an American it was the only thing that bums me out is that we weren't all just rallying on Friday I just wish you guys would all have been there it was so fun I didn't know it was going to be such an event otherwise I would have gone out of my way for it it was a full day I thought that you were with your family I thought that you were jammed up with your family That's why Ryan was on the boat first. And then I was like, all right, I got to go. It's too nice out. Ryan's out on the boat with everyone. Like, the sandbar's popping. CJ needed a distraction from his phone, so he couldn't check Instagram. I didn't have anything sus posted on me at that point. Yeah, damn, dude. Yeah, I wish I could have ran it. It was a big one. There's more weekends this summer. Not really, dude. That's basically the biggest one, and now it's all downhill. Yeah, it's like damn near fall after this That's true, it is all downhill from here I mean, football season starts in a couple weeks Yeah, I mean, we're going to be watching football When you think the lakes are going to freeze over, can you? Pretty soon, you want it? You want it? I imagine Because you have your winter tires here, but you should probably just get them off I got to get that on the schedule, so I'll start studding up the dirt bikes, get ready for that thin ice You want to winterize everything, get the snowmobiles ready? Yeah Yeah Let's get the snowmobiles at the farm just in case Start snowing, have them out They're all lined up That is fucking summer in Minnesota. It was just snowing in Montana. Crazy. Yeah, like many, many feet of snow, too. Yeah, I don't know about that much, but it was snowing. It was a lot. They closed Big Sky because there was too much snow. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. Never mind. Three to six inches, 12 centimeters for the Canadian. I did kind of feel bad sending Snapchats of the U.S. of A to Spenny. I guess I just kind of feel like even Canadians celebrate the 4th of July. Well, no, isn't it Canada Day? Yeah, but that's not nearly the celebration. Dude, Spenny, he was at some big Canada party. He's ripping a stampede pretty hard. Yeah, stampede, Canadian stampede. It looks a lot of fun. You don't got to feel bad for Spenny right now. And then he's golfing today, right? And Nelk's doing their hole-in-one challenge again, live stream. He's at the same golf course and was riding in a golf cart right next to Kyle when Kyle was running. Yeah, he said he was just playing golf. And then they were running. And then they were there, yeah. That's so crazy. Yeah. He said he's going to drop in. I'm sure Kyle doesn't even know how much of a legend Spenny is. He should let Spenny get in on the stream and take some swings. He's going to find out, though. Next thing we know, Spenny's getting some rams in the stream. He's part of the Nelk Boys. He's just not hanging with us anymore. Dude. Spenny's just good at making friends. He is. I told him. I was like, go over there and tell him what's up. He's kind of the Canadian version of Uncle Rich. He knows everybody. Yeah. If Spenny smoked American spirits. They're shaped a little differently But I think Rich is coming back into town today Rich? Yeah He shows up tomorrow Is he here? He's just coming to hang No he's coming to finish Jake's track Because our bulldozer that Jake borrowed from us Broke Broke obviously Do we have to fix it? No I think Jake's been fixing it I think I heard the culprit was some mice Field mice It's all electrical. Yo, you know what we should talk about is when we had Dave Sherbrook come over to hydro seed our farm. Oh, yeah. And he didn't put the – well, some tractor not in park, and it basically started rolling down the hill. And if he wouldn't have stopped it, it would have rolled through our merch warehouse. So he basically had to stop it with his pickup, which I felt bad because it did a pretty decent amount of damage to his truck bed. Yes. So you're telling me because it's hydrostatic, you have to have it fully set, the brake, and then turn it off. And he was too quick to turning it off, I think. So it was working, but it lost pressure. So that's how he was able to get away from it without it rolling. We had Dave come over to hydro seed around our farm. We have a bunch of dirt patches. And so I called him up on a Tuesday and was like, hey, Dave, we have a bunch of dirt patches. Can you come over and just, like, give us a quote of what it would cost for you to come and hydro-seat it? Because he does, like, big commercial jobs of, like, you know, they'll do 20 miles of highway, and they'll do both sides of the highway, and so, like, big jobs like that. So I was like, hey, if you got any left in the tank, come and hit the shop on the way home. And he calls me up, and he's like, I'll be over there in 15. Comes over, brings a tractor with him. Next thing I know, he's already getting to work. I was like, Dave, I haven't even told you what we want yet. And he was like, I'll figure it out. So he sends me this video, and he's like, I'll do right here, I'll do right here, I'll do right here. And he flips it around, and he's like, hey, Beaner, I always knew I'd be your lawn bitch one day. Because when I worked for Dave, my title was lawn bitch. And so – It was even written on your checks, I believe. Yeah. Yeah, that was the title. So Dave comes over the next morning and gets right to work, and he proceeds to start hydro-seeding and putting seed down. And then he calls Ryan, and he goes, I just crashed my tractor into my truck. And so he – Works a little too fast. He always is like, oh, you fuckers are going to break something back in the day when we used to be at his shop. And so then he and I were talking. We did break stuff. but we were talking this morning and he's very chaotic so he's picking up like a steel coiled hydraulic line and he like picks it up and just whips it into the side of his pickup box and like fucking smacks into it and I was like geez didn't dent it I go this aluminum is pretty tough wow you know I'm like pretty shocked like took the paint off but didn't dent it and then he calls me and tells me basically the story of this happening so as we do we pull up the security cam footage and we watched this. He tried grabbing it. Just get out and inspect it. Dude, all I gotta say is man, it's a good thing that his employee didn't leave it and drive and his employee wasn't driving the truck. Otherwise, they would have been hearing about it. Dude, if you fucked up and broke some of Dave's shit, it was not a good day. So it's good that it was him. But we proceeded to send it to Dave and we're all laughing in this group chat and he messages us back and goes damn i really should have let that tractor go down the hill and crash into your guys's merch barn and we're like yeah that would have been funny and he was like that would have been amazing content we're like yeah but we would add a tractor through the side could have killed somebody he's like oh shit should i just run it back and we're like no yeah dude i feel like we've had so many security cam moments moments lately. We've got security cameras everywhere. How about Shred 80 flipping the four-wheeler start over? Dude, that looked intentional. He just didn't know what he was doing. Why would you halfway break your back? 100% not intentional. There's no video of you besides this. There's a video. Were you filming? There's a video. No, it's the security camera footage. Who has the security camera footage? But what I'm saying is we had been... He just yanked as hard as he could on mode five from a dead stop, and it flipped over. It almost did a backflip. Right. We had been riding for probably 45 minutes at this point. Ride for a bit, stop and be as hang out by a tailgate of my truck, ride again. And the screen didn't work on the start quad. The phone was dead. And he was getting all worried about what mode he's in. So I just go, just tap down a bunch of times so you know you're in one and click it up to three. Well, it went in standby mode in mode three and he just clicked down once. and then he clicked up twice, thinking that he was down in the bottom. Watch this shit. It doesn't sound like a bad gang, I'll tell you that right now. You know how Shreds is with a twist on it. Dude, it... Because on mode three, the quad is heavy. You actually do have to, like, yank hard on it in mode three. Did he hit his head? Was he wearing a helmet there? No. Don't wear helmets for wheelies. Bro, it literally got all four tires off the ground. Listen to him. Actually, 100% real, are you good? Oh yeah, I'm good, I'm so good I'm going to poop myself Why did the wheelie bar not stop me? Oh yeah, right away and I go Gav, are you actually 100% Are you actually okay? He's like, I think I pooped myself That was true I think I pooped my pants Straight to my back more than I wanted to be More than I wanted to be As if there was a point Where he was okay with it being to his back Dalton was inside doing something, but he heard the commotion, so he knew something was up. Did he end up getting that subframe fixed? I saw he was trying to work. Yeah, actually fixed it. Thanks, Gab. I mean, he just put it on. Mike had bought the subframe like a year ago, so we had the part. It was a journey, Mike? I'm not going to talk bad on him. It's just very entertaining watching him wrench. Just looking for tools and tools are flying everywhere. He knows how to trick you into doing it for him. Yeah. Like, for example, this is a two-inch long bolt with a nut on the end, and he's got the socket in one hand, a wrench in the other, and they're right next to each other, and he just keeps going, Evan, come hold the one wrench for me. And I'm just like, Gavin, you're holding, they're on there. Just turn them. Take it off. It would just be easier if you'd come hold the one. I'm like, oh my. Or it's like, that one's either going to be an 8 or a 10, so you just grab both. He walks over with a half and a 916. Such a good tip. So he was working on that quad in the middle, in between both my motorcycles, my Harley and my R6. And I'm watching him just bump into them, stand up, walk around them. And I'm just like, I'm just going to move these before you tip one or both of them over. Because it's a very good chance. What up? Okay. We got a live. I don't even know what I'm trying to say. Can I just pop this video up? Sure. Yeah. How's it going? Is this you? Yeah. What's up? Not much. How are you doing? Not bad? What do you got going, bro? Pretty much. I need to get rid of this limo. Okay. Didn't really have time to sell it on Facebook. Okay. Because I'm volunteering at a camp for this summer. And I kind of thought it might just be worth it to see if you guys want to buy it. Give me a rundown. How much you want for it? I don't really know. What is going on? Am I like what I'm playing with right now? You just pulled up out of nowhere, I'm assuming, right? Where are you from? Ramsey. This is what we're working with, huh? It's definitely not like the nicest condition. Yeah, it's not bad, though. It's a nice-ass limo. Okay. I'll take it. Does the air conditioning work? I know, like, they sometimes just, like, beat stuff up and just wreck it in, like, any videos. So I was just... How much for the limo? Yeah, I love it. Is he here? Let's just grab the camera and go out there. What the fuck is going on? Listen, we just had a limo show up. We got to go buy it. All right. Damn. All right. Can we go out there? Yeah. Of course. We got it. Let's go do it. All right. Okay, well, if you made it to this point in the podcast, appreciate you for watching. Subscribe if you haven't. And we'll see you guys next week. We'll see what the story with this limo is. Sorry we're all fired up right now. Thank you to everyone who got entered for the triple muscle car giveaway. We should have the results of the winners soon. All right. Peace.