HOT GOSS #327 “Kathy Goon and Bates, Seahorses in Greenland, and PAPB Lore”

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And from X Y to Z to the scuttle butt, bar and grill, we will deep dive into your letters and find out what you've got going on in your lives. The deepest advice seems like it might just be that time again. Pass around that party bottom over here. The APB took off. And... Oh! And... Mom! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Welcome back for another steaming piping. It's called the... ...serving of... ...hackass. Oh! Oh! This is our weekly chat show where we talk about events in our lives, gossip and politics, and take a deep dive into the TMs. So, let's get into some... ...hackass! ...hackass! ...hackass! ...hackass! ...when I'm at the party. ...hackass! ...when I came to party. ...hackass! ...hackass! ...hackass! ...hackass! ...hackass! ...hackass! How was the glamour war? Um... I heard we won. Oh, yes. So... Oh, yes. We were accepted in our absence because you were doing a quick change at the glimpses. Here's what happened. The category was announced. Here's what happened. Here's what happened. What happened? No, no, no. Don't get it. Don't get twisted. So, here's the full story of what happened. Of course, the glamour wards were a few days ago in New York City celebrating the New York Queer Nightlife. I just love a wards season. It is a lovely night of community and it's... Someone described it as a family reunion and I definitely see that. Everybody gets dressed up and comes out and just celebrates. So, celebrates, celebrates, celebrates, celebrates, celebrates. Dressed as a kangaroo. So, I was hosting alongside Surprise Host Bob the drag queen. Oh, great. That was a great time. At a certain point, Bob's mic started to do that thing where it was... You're saying... And then the words... And you get... Bob is coming out. So, I went over to the other side of the stage where the tech people were and... Like, after we were done on stage, we normally went stage left. I went stage right because the tech people were over there and I was like, Bob needs a new mic. So, the presenters, Michael Mousteau, Amanda LaPua, Karen Avionts, we had just brought them on and they each were doing their own category. So, I knew I had some moments. So I was like, okay, since I'm over on this side of the stage, I'm going to go and I'm going to change into my second dress. I went into the basement, Kakarokha did the thing, came back and then the side stage, you know, tech people were like, you won. I was like, what? They were like, you won the podcast category. Because on our cards, they told us who the presenters were but they did not tell us what the categories were. So, I didn't know they were announcing Fierce's podcast of them all as one of the categories. I might have stuck around because I would want to see if it was going to be us. So I, the host of the show, was unavailable to accept my own award, which I think is probably the contest thing. Who accepted it in our behalf? I think Bob did. I'll work, I love her. Perfect. So congratulations to you, Madam. Thank you. It's, can we talk about Bob to we won because I saw her comedy special talk about talk about talk about talk about Bob and things. Um, Miss Roberta the drag queen, she filmed her comedy special in New Orleans. I was there for it live. Her makeup, she was painted by Leila, the outfit. Oh my God. The outfit was like rainbow animal print. The turquoise lip. It was so funny and so great and everybody should check it out. It's on Ulu right now. And thank you for accepting our award on our behalf Bob. Um, period. Did you save the card? I have the cards. Okay. They gave that to us and I have a trophy for you and I have a trophy for me. I love the, well, maybe you can give it to me when you come out so they abbey because I know you're coming there next month to watch Drag Race with us. We're doing it every Friday. I mean, this. I don't know. Is it official? You said you were coming, weren't you? Well, yes, I have it in my calendar, but who arranges the guests? Uh, Andy Santiago. You definitely know him if you say him. Yes. He's the work at Mickey's. Now he's at Abby. He does the pride parties too. Um, I've worked for him in San Diego. Uh, yeah. If you're coming, I'll see you there. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. Uh, here message. Okay. I'll put that date down. Okay. I do have a text with Andy Santiago February 20th. I'm on the books. Yes. Yes. February 20th. Come out to the Abby. This week we have a curiously Davenport on Friday January 23rd. I love. I love that. She is everything. When I had that little quibi show, I said, I want a Kuria for the pilot episode because she was so beautiful. Her fashion, like she makes all her own stuff. She's a good fucking queen. She can do hair. She can entertain. She can do floor work. She can do ballads. She's everything. She's fabulous. And I can't wait to hang out with her at the Abby. There's no cover. The doors are at seven. It opens at eight and, um, come watch TV with us. Is it just a viewing party? Or is there like a performance element? Well, we definitely do the Discord Adams walk off every week. Well, I'm prepared. Lead with the cocksix. Yeah. There's a performance after like a clip, so is your type performed one night. I think April carry on perform. Do we perform? No, I'm asking. No. Do I need to? No, we just work the room. Do a little Q&A. I run my scene. I run my scene. We need. Like who was gutter? You know, just like, what do you think's going to happen? And then, um, yeah, and then I'm like, I have a bottle over here. It wants a sticker. You know, you don't drink the bottle. So I don't know what the bottle, what is the bottle full of ketamine? No, it's just a bottle of, I usually ask whatever my friends are. What they want to heal. It's for like my British friends or to kill a crowd. My American friends are vodka. British people drink to kill. My British friends do. Hey, Aaron. Yeah. What is? Okay. I guess I wouldn't automatically, if I was profiling an English person, I wouldn't be like, oh, yeah, they're going to drink to kill. I would, I would think like, I don't know what I would think they were doing or something. Shary. Oh, I'll have a sherry, a tawny port. I love tawny port. What's the, that sounds like a drag name. What is it? Tawny Porto. Port is like, she's fallen wine. I just said wine. And I have to tell you that I have been so vehemently against dessert wine for so many years. Why? But for some reason, I've been into port lately. It's like, it kind of tastes like dimetapilixer. Oh, no. It's like a thicker, like, sweeter. You just want a little bit of it, but like, it's my favorite thing. Like cold night outside, night time just like getting settled in. Chew for bad. Is it warm or like cold? Room temp. Oh, okay. Dimey tapilixer temperature. Yeah, I don't like grape juice, so I never like the taste of wine anyway. But I don't like scissor. No, I was not a lean hurl. You once a zarp would be really fun to watch, I think. That's what I haven't tried yet. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. I know a girl who did it. She didn't like it. Don't do it. I went to a viewing party the other night. Where were you at? No, for drag race. For the real housewives of Salt Lake City. They do those now. And they do the hockey show. He'd arrive on a reviewing party. Someone told me they're rivalry. Yeah, someone told me they're about the gay hockey players. The bald ones. The bald and the civilly rivalry. The girl who hosts little beaches, not big beaches, on the south side of the boulevard. She said that there was big beaches too. She said that there was a housewives viewing party and then a heated rivalry showing. Because it's like a second wave of that. And I'm like, these shows, these TBS shows, I'm living, I watch drag everyday. Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl because she was like, girl, you have to come. It's such a key key. And it truly is. I've never watched housewives with other people. And so it is sort of like watching a bizarre twisted sporting event. Just sort of watching these affluent women kind of lose their minds. And it was a reunion episode too. So they sit on the couches and just let have it was a joyously fun event. This was on Tuesday. So if you're in town next Tuesday, it's the season finale of Housewives of Salt Lake City. Go to Red Eye and check it out. I love Red Eye. Kasia Car hosting. Yeah. Red Eye is fun. Yeah. Should we talk about Kathy Bates? We should always talk about Kathy Bates and actually nothing but Kathy Bates. Welcome back to Kathy Bates, the podcast. She. What about her? Anytime a woman has had some eye lifting eye opening work where they just look good. And you're like, oh, okay, Kathy. I may call her Catherine. I'm going to fight you on this though because I don't think she had work done. I think she's taped. Oh, it could be taped. It definitely could be taped. But I want to go and Kathy Bates because she looks so fucking good. Miss Kathy, gorgeous. New Miss Matlock, honey. I love you. Matlock is great. It's nice. And I watch it and it's so good. You know, it's, I love it. I love it. Kathy Goon Bates, new drag game, I think. She. What is this? She has her hair done. She's going to a arp. Oh, pilion. It's this movie where Alexander Skarskard and he's got like a boy that he's into an SNM relationship with subdom. He gives the boy like his credit card or some money and he's like, go buy a plug. You're too tight. And it's like really graphic like gay and leather or community. And I cannot wait to see this movie. It is a depiction of a typical Tuesday night in the world of the gay. I mean, you could do this in the afternoon too. Just chain me to a radiator like Black Snake Mone, honey. Like I, Alexander Skarskard could do and let have with whatever he wanted. Oh, okay. I saw this trailer months ago. I feel like it saw this trailer a year ago. I thought this movie came out last year. That was when it was at the foam festivals and now it's coming out. It's called pilion. Pilion. Pilion. Yes. And why theatrical release on cyber a fix? The sex is trending these days. I mean, people can't get enough. They love sibling rivalry. The hockey show about the gay sex. They love the big deal. Watching a straight guy be gay. I mean, they just, we just can't get enough of gay sex. And I will say the door is we've opened. Well, honey, don't let it hit you where it's but you. Why don't we take a break? Do we have a rainbow spotlight? Yes, we do. Robin is back. She has new music. Talk to me. Sex distential. Make up was the talk to me. Come get this, honey, baby. Um, that's not that's all one though of her. Let's just listen to talk to me. This is our gay rainbow spotlight of the week of Robin's back. Let's take a listen and we'll be all right back. Yeah, I'm so close. I'm almost there. Won't you tell me how to do it? It's not as good by myself. So baby, but you talk me through it. For what I do, sometimes I need an audience. For what you just feel like I'm making sense. Come and pass what I mean. Just hit me up and talk to me. Work up and buy. Sometimes I get so lonely. So baby, won't you talk to me? Tell her for black, black, baby. Talk to me. Talk to me. Tell her for black, black, black, black, black. I lost my way in my pain. At least, oh, where you're blessing I can make. This podcast is sponsored by Better Hell. March includes International Women's Day, a moment to celebrate women's strength and progress, while also recognizing how much they carry every day. Is there a woman in your life who has had a lasting and memorable impact on you? I think of my mother. 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Now I have only read the headlines, which means I am fully researched on a topic and can talk about it in a very authoritative way. No, I know nothing about this. I just saw the queer eye thing and Caramo said, like, I hate these fags. So will you read this blurb please? Yeah. Well, first of all, the title is very eye catching. It says queer eye is a mess, comma, again. And it's written like how Georgia tweets. Every letter is a capital. It's very strange. The appearance that these guys are doing on TV right now with the whole caramo. They do your new season. It's the last and final season of the reboot of season of queer eye for the straight guy on Netflix. It's season 10. They're in DC this year. And is Carson on that? No, Carson hasn't been on a since the original, since the Emmy winning seasons, I think. But like, do they bring him back for like a look at our legacy member? Look at our, you know, the lifetime achievement queer eye award. Carson is the doll to me. I can see them running into her on like the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. And he's just like, oh, hi, with binoculars or something. Oh, hi. Hey, I didn't know you'd be shooting here. Do you need a Kervat? So what happens? So Caramo doesn't want to be there. He's protecting his mental health by not doing the press tour. His assistant was quoted as saying he's afraid of being bullied. And there's, they have a lineup change where Bobby Burke left to do something else. And he was very clear on that there were people late on set. And that's not respecting somebody's time and it caused fights. And that's disrespectful if that keeps happening, basically. And I say this is someone who's late like five, 10 minutes sometimes, but not like hours and stuff. And when stuff is as a cat. You always communicate. You always say, you always send a text and say, I'm getting off the 101 now, which I always wonder, how are you texting that if you're driving on a freeway? I've forced motor. I can't text on doing my makeup. Well, the Korean down the line with the last one of the car, honey. Well, it looks it. No, I just fucking bitch. At least I'm in drag home. Hello. What you have? I'm lazy. This lazy non-wig wearing fucking bag. Honey, I do enough for everybody. Way too see the hair. I'm going to wear this week. You're going to gag. And I love getting in drag so much. And I would do it for fun anyway. So like I like podcasting in drag. Meanwhile, I'm not in drag right now, but like, I love that you love it. I'm surrounded by waves. I could move two feet in any direction and touch a wig. And I love it. Don't tell everyone you're not in drag. Let's not ruin the illusion. I would like to have them just imagine. Oh, okay. You're in a multi-color, Zach Killian. Yes. That's like a, it's like a mitsy, like, like zip tied. Mitsy on a mario. Mitsy on a mario. Uh-huh. Yeah. My, my, uh, cooter is shaved and I'm tan from my, um, tan by Perry Meek bronze. The shoes are expensive. Oh, honey. I don't know who made it, but they caused too much. They haven't even hit the ground yet. They've only been on shoulders. Like these shoes. They're beautiful. Um, but this is one of those things that is going to be one of those things where you're going to have to get one of these girls drunk at a party and find out what really happened. As Bobby, as Tann, as Anthony, as Jonathan Van Ness, um, Karama unfollowed all three of those guys on social media too. And, um, he said he's undergone years of mental and emotional abuse, but did not specify from whom he still follows Jeremiah Brent, who joined the cast after Bobby left. But, um, these, these, um, these girls are fighting and I love it. We're protecting their peace and state miting back and forth. They're not fighting. That's, and it's so tried to say this about people and to read this because like I'm, I'm friends with one of them. And I've known him before he was famous and he was cool as fuck then. And like, I hope that he's, I hope that that he's not, um, and he won't let that like dim as light or whatever. And I watch, oh my god, chopped Ted from Quirai. The first one was Carson. Yeah. Ted, he was on Quirai. The first one with Jay Rodriguez and Carson. Oh yeah. He's got the gig, honey. He's van a whiting it because he is just like, mama, oh, let me take that. She's huge. She's great. She figured it out. I love Ted from Quirai. She said you have to use anchovy fucking juice. She said what's in the basket? My check bitch for the last 20 years because he's been on TV for the last 20 years. He's one I watch on that. I love chops. I made your head. It's not a chop. If these myopic gays are aware of Chop, does a TV show? What does myopic mean? Myopic means like you can only focus on one thing at a time. I think if we know what Chop is and it's a straight people TV show, then they have, I mean, that, that is global dominant. We infiltrated. Because often straight things like I'm like, I don't even know that they exist. But if the gays know that you're doing a straight show, I think you're on the right track. The queries were announced. No mom shows this year. Anyway, next subject. A show that I'm on is nominated for. For something. It's called unconventional. So if you want to vote for that, you can vote for the Kelly Mantle show, the Luscious Massacre show, drag investigations. I think drag investigations will sweep. Yes, anyway. Anyway, she wins everything. I want her on stage the whole time. So give her every single fucking award. That's my wish for the queries, my one queries wish. But the poster's cute. The dolls. Boss goes up on it. I see on you. And Kiss of the Spider woman is nominated for a Queer T. Big things. Kiss of the Spider woman got nominated for a Queer T. And we did it. We need to see how this nice thing works out. I'm trying it. We need to relaunt. Wait, what is it called? Rebrand. Refocus. What is it when they like got a TV show? Refocus. Is that what it is? Recast. Re-launch. Same script. Same pod different cast. Whitney, what's this about? Who would replace that? Who would be our substance host if there were two younger hosts that we replaced ourselves with? I think someone who shares my, I'd say, bombastic nature is Mepal. And we share ways of time. So I could see her replacing me. Who would replace you? I don't know. Lydia B Collins. Oh, yes, she's a Pittsburgh girl. She's my substance. Like if I went to that storage locker and I scanned the little USB code and went home and I injected the green liquid, she would crawl out of my back. Her makeup spurious though. Young. Like yours is fierce now. She's real con to be that kind young and that painted, you know? I know these girls. And the hair is always so good. Always so good. You know what else is good? There's going to be a tour of O'Marie happening. They're hitting Boston, Chicago, Hartford, Vegas, LA, Philly, San Fran and DC. And then additional cities are going to be announced. I am so fucking excited for this. I was wondering if they were going to do this. How exciting. Yeah. This is going to be great. Holy fuck. Yes. And I wonder if Jinks will do it. I would love to see her in all those cities just fucking living, getting big-footed trade in each city. Oh. What's up? What's the secret she likes feet? Oh. Really? Yeah, that's not a secret. She talks about it. On her rider, she needs a sweaty guy who doesn't already odor her. Did you, have you heard that rumor? No. But that's hilarious. That used to be on her rider. I think there was also like a dog. Like she needed like a cute dog. And she also needed like a sweaty guy who didn't already odor it that she could like smell his armpits at any time. Yeah. She's openly said that she used to like do like a Craigslist ads and look for a skater trade that needed baths from a hot milk. Sure. And she was like 22, be healthy. I love that for her. And lipid needs up. Dress like lipid, age back. Lipid needs up. Yeah, age up. And never age back, only age up because you can just grow. Stay there to it. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Wig T. Wig T. Before we take a break, I do want to let everyone know that Wig T is happening. Yes. And you know what? It's time for a full disclosure moment. As of the other day, I was like, well, how many tickets have we sold? And Nick was like, I don't know, like 45 or something. Which, I mean. Which January. We had only done like one post. And so we were like, okay, so I checked in again to the picture. And he said, and he said 23. So I don't know how the number is going backwards. He said someone made a mistake and they told us the wrong. We're aging down. Someone makes everyone's age and thrown a party in January. You know what? I am telling you, if you want to go intimate afternoon, if you would like to, be the only, you can sing the Rihanna song, Only Girl in the World, because you'll be the only person in the room. You may want to attend Wig T. We're doing this at Nine Bob Note and we're encouraging you to bring a wig. What's Nine Bob Note? Nine Bob Note is the bar connected to $3 bill. It's like the other space. Is there a bull in the alley there? Not yet, but you know what? Set up some pins. Tone down. Yeah. They're all be room to bowl because there won't be a lot of people in the room. There might be bowl cuts. If you wear a wig, that's a bowl. A wig is recommended, I hear. So Nine Bob Note, don't wig swap. We're doing that this Saturday. Yes, the great American wig swap. Oh. Bring that green one from detox. Get something for that. Nobody wants that anymore. Green? Or that one up there? Put the crystals. Oh. Is that a detox wig? detox says it's not hers, but I swear it's not mine. And Gina doesn't know. That's Wig is though. We don't know. It's been there for years. I'm afraid to put it all. It's like the ring. No, it'll be fine. All right. The link is by oh, I think. This Saturday night. I mean, maybe the link is broken. I don't know. I don't know. If you would like to be one of at least 23 people, come on down to wig tea and bring a fucking wig. Why don't we take a break at this moment and we'll be back. What if Pam popped up and showed up at wig tea? She's coming to Palm Springs for the February first show. Oh, work. Yeah, a lot of the girls are doing shows. Do you have a show in the Palm Springs theater? Bianca's got a show out there. Cardi B starts her tour in like Palm Desert Palm Springs beginning of February. Then she's doing Vegas and then LA. I'm going to go see that. I love her. Absolutely. Should we take a break? Sure. Let's take a break and we'll be right back. Well, this is the segment where we say, let's get political, let it go. I want to get political. Let me see your mother. Pretty good. I. Yeah. Someone called the president, Alzheimer's Adolf online and I think that's a really fitting. Monica tight all because he has all the sort of all the makings of a sort of dictatorial kind of power hungry, like bad guy. He's also losing his mind and his brain is riddled with brainworms. He's shitting himself. So it's just a fun combination. And like farting on Mike and like trying to walk it out, like take a little fart walks and like shake it down his leg, but like he's on Mike. Did you hear it? Are those real? Those videos? Because that's what I've seen on my hair. He's still Courtney's act because farting into a Mike is her thing yet another example of a white man stealing from the drag community. You hear that, Jenna? How did it? How did it? From the BBC, US president Donald has said he is seeking immediate negotiations to acquire Greenland for national security reasons and insisted he quote, won't use force. His repeated demands. What, guys, Bergs? Well, I'll explain it in a second. These repeated demands to take control of the territory have been rejected by Greenland's leaders and by NATO member Denmark, of which the island is a semi-autonomous territory. This has led to a wider diplomatic rile with Trump threatening additional trade tariffs against the number of European allies if they oppose his plan. What? So Greenland is like, no. Is because of Russia. Okay. Russia can nuke America if they can send their submarines to like the ocean like near where Greenland is. If they can get that close, they can nuclear blast America. Why would they do that to us? Are we bad? Are we bad guys again? To Russia? Oh, we are such bad guys. Yeah, but they've been saying they're going to nuke us since like the Cold War in the 50s. Like, they're all of a sudden going to do it now, 75 years later. Well, because it's completely destabilized and completely unrest and like now would be the time to do it. It's also like maybe an oil thing. I think Greenland has a lot of like oil and he's a bad guy. I can't believe this is happening. This is crazy. And yeah, like it's been summarized on our outline as Greenland is like, no, Denmark is like, no. And the rest of us are like, huh? Why is he obsessed? Because his brain has brain worms. Greenland has resources and he's saying, oh, I'm taking these. These are going to be, it's not, he's not saying I'm taking these. He's saying America where you are taking these. He's speaking on behalf of us and we don't want this thing to happen. He's doing this is crazy that a representative of the people is not preventing any like a proof all to do it to. He's just like, let's go have you sort of like this whole ice thing is becoming his like secret police. That's kind of kind of. Yeah, it really is like kind of like a page out of early Nazi Germany, isn't it? There are a lot of similarities. That's crazy. I wonder what his name will be in history books in like a hundred years. Maybe we won't have to write about him. I wonder what his nickname will be in prison. Oh my God, that would be wonderful. Please arrest this man. I'm growing my hair until he either, you know, or goes to prison. How about that? That's a good like medium ground. Period. I think both are valid. Do you know, see horses are ambidextrous generally like they can switch back to goes both ways. They're like self-priced. They get you to the left door the right. They're like, what is that word androgynous or five sex, not bisexual. I think that's a good word. Herma for dead dick. Right. So they've got like dicks and they can also be like, I'm pregnant. Yeah, I had a, I have a, never mind. Okay. I'm going to allow you to skip over whatever you were going to say because if you have decided you're going to say it. If you decided you should say it, I trust you. I thought of something that's kind of political but kind of not that's at least informative. I wanted to like, I have see horses, see horses, honey. Well, that was on like the little card that I had and then like I was like, do penguins do that too? And then I was like, nah, they're just gay. What about penguins? Oh, honey, that's juicy love. Do you? Um, that is hurray animal. I have this box of like gay trivia and I just thought like people like to know random shit. I feel like, you know, look at Derek. I do. I do. All right. Have you heard of the daughters of Baleitis? No, but I suffered from Baleitis twice. I thought Baleitis was a great drag name and I didn't know what it was but it's a lesbian organization that broke much ground in 1955 in San Francisco. Oh, yeah. Huh, you're welcome. Baleitis. Baleitis, honey. The house of Baleitis. It sounds like a disease. Oh, I only get the Baleitis when it rains. What lesbian? Uh, honey. Better than wet wigs. Okay. Wet wigs are terrible. Well, the state of the nation is bad. Uh, things are not good. It is a very scary time and I'm glad we were able to touch base in this moment. Why don't we take a break and cleanse our lives? Let's do that. Who we are back and it's time to go for Lunking, Unkinking, Unkinking, Unkinking. Deep inside the door. Uh, huh. This is from Alphonse. Dearest, Alaka, William, Bogdiper. First time. First time listener, long time writer. Okay, we already know he's country. I know Big Dipper does not like that. Bogdiper. Big Dipper does not hear today. That's a real foul. But Alphonse is not like that. So you're on the thin ice already. Okay. But okay, go on. Alphonse says I first heard the term passed around party bottom on the earlier seasons of your race chase or plastic program when the phrase was attributed to absolute vodka, official and correspondent Jeffrey Moran. I've since been pondered on the etymology and usage of the phrase and I was hoping y'all could drag, investigate and elucidate on some of the nigma behind PAPB. This party bottom refers specifically to a bottom who potentially partakes in certain elucid substances. Or perhaps party could mean the individual in question is a bottom who likes to have a good time in a specific setting of orgy or sex forward party. William, from your first hand experience, and knees, what fits the criteria for passed around designation of pass around party bottom? Oh, I was trying to come for you too. It's fine. Is there a certain threshold for the number of lows at a specific event or possibly even a time constraint and a minimum rate of engagement in units of cox per hour or back shots per minute? One must maintain to be titled pass around. Back shots. Is that a phrase? Yeah, it's when someone's getting it from behind when they shoot from behind and back shots. I very much appreciate you, Deva's through analysis of the definitions that match a pass around party bottom. Perhaps, mayhaps Jeffrey Moran can appear on a future segment of tip spot to participate in a round table discussion of the stressing issue. Love the pod. Thank you for entertaining this quantity of mine. From party boarding, I've attached photos of my swans, swans, which means cock in German and balls. Yes, two of them for your viewing pleasure. Sincerely, Alphons. Oh, Alphons. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. What are they feeding in Germany? It does look like a German dick. I mean, I don't know. I don't know if you have any specialities. But for some reason, this dick appears to be German in nature. For, first of all, it's very aggressive. The head is sort of helmet like it's sort of like militaristic, like a weapon. Strap with leathery cock rings separating the balls under the shaft connected back to the base cock ring. And this is. The burls are separated. Oh, yes. And distinct, distinctly shaved too. This is beautiful. Yeah. I can't keep my balls because I have gray hair now. And I have to. This guy shaved them because he wants to. This is beautiful. I love for men. Oh, my God. With all the traffic, none of those were rubs off. But I love this dick and let's answer some of your questions. Jeffrey Maranaghan, I tell you something. Ask Bogdiper. The term pass around party bottom comes from a Randy who lives in Pittsburgh. I think still lives in Pittsburgh. I don't know. I haven't been in touch with Randy in several many, many years. But Randy had a way of turning phrases. And I believe said about Jeffrey Maranaghan. Yeah. He seems like a pass around party bottom. He said this probably during a season three viewing party because that we would go to Randy's house in Pittsburgh around that time to watch drag race. This is why season three is my favorite season because it was the first time I like watched with other people. So but he invented that phrase. I then it stuck in my mind. And then when we started doing this podcast many, many years later, I brought that. I dusted that chestnut off. Now what do you do you think it has a connotation to like drugs? I just think it's like a sex party. It's a party like you're the party. Once you're in the room, baby, she's party to the body. Yeah. The party. The party. Those white gods. The pass around nature of the description would mean that you've made a full rotation of the room and it's entrance and you as an entrance. But I think that it also means if there's two people, you go back and forth, you're being passed around. And if there's three people in the room, all three, you got, you got hands, you got their holes. You're doing your thing. So you're like tossed around kind of dynamic. Oh, I don't think there's any like, hey, that Jane Russell is rolling in. It's not a talk thing. It's a yes, it is. If you can, you're literally literally being passed about. No, what? I don't know. No, no, no, you can be stationary and fulfill this too. They can. They can come to you and in you, apparently. I don't think that pass around denotes that you need to be the one moving. You don't need to be like, oh, like in a covered dish that they're presenting to each other, like try this one. You know, you can just say right where you are, right in that wet spot, you know? So it's more like a mental, it's more a state of mind. You can't be passed around though, especially if there's a sling and there's like good beam support with some chains. That would be lovely. But I don't know that you necessarily need to be like me. I think making around the room is nice. You want to like do a lap for sure. Like yeah, like a half an hour before you commit to a location. Yeah, a half to two. Yeah, and then definitely like maybe like put something down for your knees. You know, like a gentleman may offer his coat as he would over a puddle back in the day. Well, you are the puddle though, bitch. You're a passer on party bottom leak in a common loop. So go for you off ons. Good for you. So thank you for your thoughtfully worded letter. Yes. Thank you. The next message comes from a B which stands for Aurora Borealis. Aurora Borealis. Hey, Queens. Wanted to write in about topics from last week's hot gauze and the stickiest B.J. I have ever given. Oh God. Oh. After taking Willem's advice, I had a wet rag on deck in case of the pop rocks just made a sticky mess. They did. So I wiped my mouth, my man's cock and kept a pumping fish. Being born and raised in northern Minnesota, fuck ice, get out of my state. Prince said the revolution would start in Minneapolis. My high school had hockey cheerleaders. My bestie was one back in the day. And they would come out and cheer before and during starting lineups and then come out to the stands and bleachers and cheer around the student section. After a quick Google search, only seven NHL teams have cheerleaders. Quite bummed the Minnesota wild do not have cheerleaders as they are in the state of hockey. Would love to see all contact the team and get the girls employed. Attached as a pick of Alaska and I at her stop in Charlotte for her Halloween tour, it was fabulous. As a gay who has never been into Halloween and back to the future fan, she said I looked like Marty McFly and made me so happy. Love you, divas. Can't wait to see you all next time. Here in the Queen City, love Alex aka a bee. I love it. This photo, very what you woman. Yes. Oh, Halloween. Giving dragoons. I love. Black dress. Black witch hat. Black hair. Black nail. Yes. Showing, gesturing towards the clavicle honey. That choker's designer. I don't remember the designer. Girl, don't be dropping names. Nobody's impressed. You'd be proud of me. No, you'd be proud of me for the Alexis Bitar. Sonia Bain. No, but I loved her on season three. Natalia Fedner. What was the good? Oh, the cheerleading hockey girl. Oh, yeah. We should see if the LA Kings need some cheerleaders and then see if they'll hire us and get me you. No, we should hire young girls. We should be the Kelly Finn glass and the Judy, Kelly and Judy from the Dallas Cowboys show. Have you watched it? I watched that. Yeah. It's the two ladies who run the hose. They run the girls. That's us. I do not want to be the girl out on the ice going, cook a raka, cook a raka, five, six. Here we go. I want to be the girl who sits in the chair and says, honey, your kicks are not where they need to be. And so we're going to release you tonight. I want to be that girl. You know that there's a girl who has a feature in Corusline the movie that is she's like this blonde girl who's doing like the solo combination. And I. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, She's also gay and show girls. The one who's like, I took my two foot away, Lune. That's her. She's gay too. Yes. With the E gay, the choreographer dance captain. She's a coilo, you're going to want to find out an exit plan. You like brown rice vegetables? It's gay. She was in a Corusline too. I've been watching her and I skipped school to watch a Corusline when I was a kid. Oh, my God. HBO used to send out that list of every month where they tell you what movies are on what time. I'd be like, oh, I'm going to be sick that day. I got to call out the Wiz is on or Corusline or anytime a musical was on TV during the day. I would try to skip school. This is a big deal, everyone. Yeah. Gay is in Corusline. Her name is, say her name, so much. Her name is Michelle Johnston with the T. Period. She won October 4th, 1964. Michelle Johnston. Look at her. Gay. Huh. She married her dentist. The next message comes from BGC. Hello Distinguished Panels of Judges. I was scrolling through old pictures. I was scrolling through old pictures. I took in college when I came across this one. I took back in 2017. I hope one day you will be able to visit Scuddle butz Bar and Grill in Corpus, Texas, Corpus Christy, Texas. Yours truly, that's the number seven. The premier dancing diva of Dallas, big gay Connor. Scuddle butz Bar and Grill. There is a bar and grill called Scuddle butz. We should do it again. Just have to keep you just glowing letters. Scuddle butz. I think we need to do a gig. Let's just go. Let's go. We don't even need to send him a rider with a stinky guy on it. We'll just go, we'll bring our own amp, a bar one from Calpernia and we'll go to our thing. It'll be like headwig doing bilge waters restaurants. Very that. Oh my god. John Cameron Mitchell is going to be Mary. He posted that he was in the dress on Friday or a couple days ago. I'm so excited. I don't know. We talked about Oh Mary but I didn't know that John was going to do it. That's awesome. Good for her. That makes a lot of sense. I'm very interested to see that. Scuddle butz. Bar and Grill. Corpus Christi were going. Amen. Thank you so much for listening to this episode of Hot Goss. To the listener. And remember, please take a moment to rate and review the show on your podcast apps. Fight starts. Shout out to all of our mom plus gold subscribers who are listening to this episode. Ad free band. Good. We know you're listening. And to sign up for mom plus and mom plus gold, visit patreon.com slash mom plus. Follow us on Instagram at willum at the only Alaska 5000 and rice chaser pod and mom podcasts rice chaser. That's where we where we go to Thai restaurants and we. We rate the food. But not the food. Just the rice. We're like, you know the jazzman was good. The sticky coconut to glutinous. Oh, yeah, yeah, mango sticky rice though at the end of the night. Oh, baby. Honestly, that's my top salute of the week. Rice chaser. Let's do it. Rice chaser. We're Cathy Goon in Bates. Stay safe out there, everybody. 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