Giggling about sourdough, supplements, and sex scenes

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I just need you guys to know that page just sneezed and said, okay, no, we're cleared and ready to go. I can't even, I have not been this stuck. There's a thing, if I was a man, I'd be like, I'm dying. I have to go to the hospital. But because I'm a woman, I've worked full days, you know. I feel like I'm working overtime. It's a Sunday, I had to catch up on things. One thing I do want to say, this is not an ad. Honest company makes these tissues called Sniper Suthers. Oh. They've changed my whole life. I love that you've become a flu influencer. You're on TikTok, like people want VIX Vapor Rub into their brain. By the way, you're going to get sued. You can't just tell people to like, stick VIX Vapor Rub up their ass. There's going to be infection. Wait, who is the company that emailed me and they were like, please stop. Who is that? Oh, because you were saying you used something for a different thing. I feel like I low-key have so much to say on this podcast, but I can't get anything out. Okay, should I start with a story? Okay. Are you still ordering a brief? I swear to God. Wow, that felt really good. I needed that cough. I needed that sneeze for 20 seconds. Here's one thing before you tell your story. I'm obsessed with Botox. I got too much of my chin. I can't move my fucking bottom lip and I love it. I literally thought I was having a stroke last night. That's like, what is one side of my face drooping? Nope. Allison just did a little bit too much in the chin, but I fucking... I'm up to you. Did you get your chin before? Yeah, I did. Okay, so it's like a refill? Well, I went back and like got some more done, you know, because it was time for my check-in. And she was like, did we hit your chin last time and I was like, we did. And so she did it again and I think maybe just like a... I love it too much. I guess now my... My bottom lip goes to one side. But I'm like obsessed with it and I knew this was going to happen and now I'm like, freeze my whole goddamn face. Proceed with your story. If you're not on YouTube watching Paige's eyes are like all red and swollen, but her forehead is so perfect and shiny right now. Well, she looks gorgeous. I took a bath today. I washed up. I really needed it. I am going to blow my nose quickly. Let's see your nose. She want to see my snippers. She's using technique as a flu influencer. How's the best way to blow your nose? Okay, she's taking her long fingers. Oh, she goes back and forth. She doesn't do one at a time. She goes, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Interesting. Somebody tagged me in a TikTok that said, Queen Elizabeth I had like the longest fingers ever. I think they were like three inches, three and a half inches or something. And they became the beauty standard in England and everybody wanted long fingers. People were getting finger extensions. Yep, they were like wearing gloves and all of the stuff. And so I just want to put that out there in the... They were stuffing. Yeah. And they're gloves. Wait, maybe you're her reincarnated. Maybe. That would make that would actually answer a lot of things. Well, it says that gives you long fingers. Like, you're that girl. You're Charlie. You're possibly the one. You're part of the bloodline. You could also catch a football with one hand. As you guys know, I'm on tour without page, fighting for my age. Where are you? So right now, I'm in New York City. Okay. I... Oh, okay. I was supposed to be in Durham and Charlotte and Nashville, but they got canceled because the storm. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And down there, they're like freak out. Yeah, they can't go out. Look, Southern girlies were like, hi, Hannah. Please read, bless your heart. Read my DM. I cannot be out here in the ice. I don't care if it's one foot of snow. We're shutting down. We have power outages. We can't do this. So I said, fuck this. I'm not having people fight for their lives to get to my show. Next week, I'm going to be in Milwaukee and where else? Sorry, I'm blanking. In Deanapolis. But I've had like pretty good travel up until this last weekend. I had one show in Atlanta. The only show that didn't get canceled was Atlanta. So I flew in. And then after my show, I see that there's a 10, 30 p.m. flight. And I said, look, she's a jet-setter. She's crazy. God off stage. Yeah. Got back in the car and said, send me home. And look, I stayed on the stage a little longer, but I was feeling myself. I was having fun. The Atlanta gigglers were amazing. And again, the car. And there's some traffic, but I'm not. I'm not worried. You know why? Because I'm professional. I have clear. I have preachers. I was just going to say, are you flying Delta? Well, that's a thing. Oh. That's a thing. Have you ever heard of Frontier? I've never really heard of Frontier. So I was optimistic going in. Green logo, green is positivity. Wealth. This will go well. Turns out also the Atlanta airport, the biggest airport. There's a North and a Southern hemisphere. Hemisphere. And the ladies like, is it North or South? I'm like, of what? First of all, I don't know what North is. A couple airports I'm not fucking with. Atlanta and Denver. I'm going seven hours early. And there was both those airports love a train. They love the throw you on a train. Now Atlanta is like the hub for a lot of international flights. So it is necessary. And I respect like the women of the arts that work there. However, I get in. And I get to the security girl. Everything's smooth. And she's like, oh, we don't have your Frontier flight. And I'm like, that's crazy. So then I go back to Frontier, come back. And they're like, oh, yeah, sorry. It was our system. So ready. I'm like, okay, that's a little weird. Fine. Get to security. You're the only person I know that can fully go through the airport. And they're like, Hannah Berner never heard of her. I go, it's on my phone. I go to the flight. I canceled. They go, no. And I go, what's going on? Never heard of her. So then I get to security. They let me through. And I go, where's Precheck? And they go, oh, after 9 p.m. in Atlanta, there's no Precheck or the other mom. Clear. Clear. I said, I don't know that we had a curfew. Because mom needs to get home. Oh, you see, okay, I keep going. So when I tell you the line was, it said 20 minutes on the thing. And it was one of these mazes that like, you didn't even know where the line started and ended. Like, it was one. And my phone, of course, is at 8%. So I'm like, of course, I have to raw dog this line to be able to get there. So it's 9.55. Bordings at 10.05. And the shplain closes at 10.30. Okay. So I'm just thinking door closed. You got to make it by door closed. I feel like door closes 10, 15 minutes before takeoff. No. Anyway, you're in a pickle. Okay, keep going. And you're, I'm looking around. And I realize like, I can't care in this. Like, everyone else is also in a pickle with me. Like, everyone is worried about getting on their flight. No one anticipated a 30 minute wait at 10 p.m. in Atlanta. What did they shut down the clear like machine? Yeah. No, I was like, I'll do it. I'll fucking start scanning people. What do you need? So I'm just waiting there. Can't look at my phone because I can't have it lose battery. And I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. It gets to like 10, 15. And the door is closed at 10, 30. And there's no other flights after this babe. Like, this is, you got one shot to not miss your chance to blow. Did you have opportunity comes once in a lifetime? Sorry, I'm quoting it right now. Sorry. I didn't wish you could. You also had this. Sorry. Sorry. I was trying to do monologue. What would you do? Did you have a flight for Saturday? No. No. Girl. Oh, not do not miss your chance to play. Sorry, I should've listened. So it's 10, 15, I have 15 minutes. And I'm like, okay, I'm going to make it. And then I realize, I don't know where my gate is. I'm in the fucking Atlanta Airport. It could be anywhere. Now, mind you, I don't get recognized too much at, um, by Airport Security because it's mostly men. Mm-hmm. So I don't, I don't get VIP treatment. Yeah. America from Canada and I liked it. I bronchitis. You fully do. Before you die, let me finish the story. Before you block out. So I realize I have 10 minutes and I'm putting my stuff down and this guy just looks at me working there and he goes, do I know your face from somewhere? And normally when people say they know you but they can't put their finger on it, I'm not giving you a resume. I say I'm not here being like, well you know what I did do. I had a stint reality TV. Now it's on peacock I think. You can shoot me. You can shoot me. Have you heard of Betches before? I go out on these street videos online. Also, have you heard of Paige because people like our friendship. Do you my chance to watch the hot wing challenge? I go, I did win the trophy. I didn't want to know me. People don't talk about it. People don't bring it up ever. Wait, you're so right. You didn't get enough praise for that. No, so then I look at him and I go, yes, I'm a comedian and he goes, oh my god. And I go, also, my flight. Sorry, so loud. I go, my flight. Do you know I read the wrong ads? I read the ads for last week and Grace texted me and goes, you read the wrong ads and I go, I'm really sick. She goes, okay. I'll do some. Okay, I can go. So I say by the way, the door is closing on my flight in 10 minutes and he goes, don't worry, I'll get you through. He makes my luggage and puts it in front of everyone and I'm like, this must be my fucking lucky day. As I'm walking through Alcock, he's feeling myself looking at everyone. I'm like, what's up losers? I realize, fuck this morning, I put the water from the flight in my backpack. Oh, man. So this guy is like, so I literally watch and I go, there's water, there's water and the guys look at me like, you dumb ass. Yeah, now that I see the goal. Back through. So I had to go back through. So it literally was a net zero. But I was like, I love you so much. Then I go, how long until I get to see seven? He goes with no drama, six minutes. What could the drama possibly be? I have to get on a train. So I have seven minutes. I have six minutes, but there's seven minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So first, I walk down the train and says it's two minutes away. When the flock has a train ever been two minutes away. That's never happened to me, ever. So I'm sitting there. Oh god, damn subway. Trying to get to Brooklyn. Also, do you know how long two minutes feels when like I felt like I was holding a plank? I felt like I was having the worst sex in my life. I was like, when is every second going to be over? I'm from looking around, I'm freaking, I'm tweaking. I get on. It's three stops. And I have seven minutes. So and I'm just checking my phone, which is dying, by the way, my phone's dead. So I finally get off. I have three minutes to get to C7. And it's C1 to C40. And I go, please God, have C7 be close. You know, I always see people like you in the airport. And I always think, how do they get there? What decisions do they make? What happened earlier today that they're running full speed? I also didn't preface this for you. I'm in my full outfit that I wore on stage. I'm wearing a tie. I'm wearing my high-waisted, what are they called? Comberbatches, Comberbuns. A Comberbun? Yeah. A Comberbun. And my Amazon high boots with heels. Hey, I know. So you didn't change in the car until like sweats and sneakers. Why didn't you change in the green room? Because in my head, well, I ran, I didn't go the green room. I ran out onto the car and in my head, I was like, I'll be there 30 minutes early. And I'll do it peacefully in one of the small bathroom stalls where you can't even move. Also, mind you, to get to the walking place, you have to go up the longest escalator in the history of escalators. And me and this other girl, I can see we both are like, she starts running, right? And I'm behind her. We're holding our luggage. We've only grown women holding our luggage, running up the escalator. And then she starts getting too tired. Because this is a long escalator. And she literally looks at me and she was like, save yourself. I can't go on. And I was like, my god. Well, tell them to wait. And she was like, see for it. And I was like, okay, man. This is like saving private Ryan. Like, well, I'm running up. And I see that I have three minutes to get from, of course, Steve Sevin is at the far distance. So I have to go from C40 to C7 in three minutes. It's possible. But I need to do high needs. I would have cried. I would have been crying. I start running. Do we, you know, we talked about the mild test? I was back in college, 6am running the my-o-fighting for my life. I feel like we talked about something on here and we're like, that'll never happen again. The universe is like, you manifested it here. It is. You don't want your like running late for something. I don't know if you'd ever go into a jog if you're running late. I feel like you would just lay down. But no, you want to know what I do is I speedwalk, speedwalk, speedwalk, speedwalk. Walk normal, speedwalk, speedwalk. So I do this all the time in New York, but I'll run, then stop. So imagine when you're running and you feel like you need to stop and then saying Hannah, you got one shot. Do not miss your chance to blow. So I'm running to the point where I start feeling like blood in my throat. Have you ever run? Yeah, I know your time. I'm dying and I'm looking at my phone and it's at 1029, doors closed at 1030. And I'm literally still like five gates away and I'm dead. Like I have nothing, I do not have the cardio for this. I do not have the cardio for this. In heels? This is crazy. Pilates does not help you with cardio. I'm just going to say it in case anyone was confused. But I do have a good pelvic tilt. Anyway, so I'm running and I'm dying. I'm sweating. I'm breathing so heavy. I'm starting to make like, as mad as noises. I'm like, so and then I see that there's people at the gate, but I'm assuming it's because like the next flight is already ready to go. So I sprint and I look at my phone and it's 1030 on the dot and I go to the guy and then he goes, what do you hear for? And I'm like, I have to go to the. You're like my flight. You're like my table. And he looks at me and goes, oh, we already shut the doors. And I go, I take my phone and go, but it's 1030. You said doors close at 1030. And he's like, yeah, we already closed it. And I look at him and he looks at me and then he pauses for like three seconds and he goes, just kidding the flights delayed. In that moment, I realized not only have I been pumped by a man, by a man. And I don't, I don't like when men make jokes. You're like, isn't your crowd having enough problems that you got to start be with me? Like, isn't your club in enough hot water? I was at my lowest point and he took a fucking dagger and stabbed me. So then people around me, and that's what they do. And that's what they do. That's what they do. They talk about punching down. So I'm, but I also feel a mix of emotions because part of me is like, great. I didn't miss it, but then part of me is like, that was fucked up. And then part of me is also like, oh no, how long am I going to have to wait? We had to wait like two and a half hours. Like, I got home at like 3 30 AM. I got McDonald's at like one AM at the airport. It was kind of fabulous. Wait, that's Loki kind of so fun. Did you change? Well, then after that, I was like, okay, I need a change. I go to change, but I didn't catch my breath. Yeah. For 40 minutes. Yeah. I was lying down on the ground. Was there anyone else in the airport? Probably not. Were there any? There were not that many people. If any giggler saw me at the Atlanta airport on, I believe Friday night, that was the kind of backstory. What a story. And actually woke up my thighs are burning like so sore. I'm traumatized. It was the whole thing. I just, I wouldn't wish I'm, oh, then I get on the flight. I'm not dumb. Frontier is a bunch of animals. And all kinds of animals, by the way. The girl next to me, and I say girl, lightly, she was 19, was putting her foot on my arm rest, which I was using obviously. So she kept kicking my elbow when I was trying to sleep and I was like, ma'am, like, I kept doing the kind of turn and she just kept doing it. And then the woman in front of me. 19, is that Gen Z? 19. I think it's Alpha. But the woman in front of me was humming the whole time. And I know it sounds nice and sweet. It wasn't. I was trying to sleep. And you just hear like, I don't even know what song you're humming, which is throwing me off. It's actually like, it really was pissing off. Yeah. And then there was a Midwestern couple on the left who were talking like this every single thing they're going to do on their vacation, they had a tack about. And it was like, you're sitting next to each other. Why are we yelling pleasantries at each other? You're married. What do you possibly have to talk about at a 1 a.m. flight? Wait, that's crazy. Oh, and you had to pay for water. No, I know. It was so fun. It was so fun. It was so fun. It was so fun. So fun. We're not doing well. But anyway, I made it and I'm so excited for tour. Um, St. Louis, Missouri, I'm coming. Okay. What's going on with you? Oh, quick word from my sponsor, Aqua4. Oh, wait, you got the thick one. Okay, they're not actually a sponsor, but let me influence you on something else when you're sick. You have to have the Aqua4 ball stick for the winter because if you live in a cold climate, putting chapstick just on your lips isn't gonna frickin cut it. So you have- So you're putting it all on? I'm putting it right here, honey. What is it called? Do you remember slugging? Remember when you were like obsessed with slugging? Yeah, I was obsessed with that. Is that how you slugged off that? This is probably like cross contamination, but I don't give a fuck. I mean, this is the thing. You are influencing everyone, but you also are not getting better. So I feel like everyone should take it with a green assault. She's like choking on herself. Like everything I say. This has been amazing. Yup. Yup. Um, fun update in the Giggly Squad community. Yeah. Like Eglier Damian said, she named her sourdough starters, Hannah and Paige. I have actually had a couple of those because my last name, Disorbo, the girls are really innovative on how they make it a sourdough, disau-ward. They're smart about it. Yeah, something like that. Yeah, something like that. I love that. If one of your goals for 2026 is to be healthier, then why don't we kick off the new year with AG1? One scoop of AG1 supports energy, digestive regularity, immune defense, and a healthy mood. So you'll be ready to take on whatever your 2026 resolution list is. And if you're a little late on your New Year's resolutions, there's no right time. You can start AG1 whenever you want. AG1 truly is the next generation of healthy daily drinks. It's clinically shown to support gut health and fill-in common nutrient gaps. With 75 plus ingredients, including five probiotic strains, AG1 replaces the need for a multi-vitamin probiotic and more. So through our link, get a free AG1 flavor sampler and AGZ sampler to try all the flavors. 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They're like so intrusive. They're like so much like like, okay, just a lude to the fact that like they're having sex. Like I don't need like a full sex scene and I was like, surely this is rage bait like no sex scene in a like certain movie. Was she awmesh? Just Genzy. I go into the I go into the comments and they're like seriously, especially when like the scene starts out as like they're having sex. And I'm like, that's every great movie. Bridesmaids, hello, greatest movie of all time. I'm like, Kristen Wigg on top of John Ham. Thank you. Give me 27 of them right now. In the fucking Louvre. I'm like, are you kidding me? Like there are some, there are some movies that I'm like, I will, do you remember my stint with 365? I mean, hello. Also, I don't know, grow up like if I'm watching a love affair movie and they don't show it. I want to be like judging the chemistry was the casting right now. It's also just like you're watching a fucking movie. It's not real life. And sex is part of life and life is art and art is movies and sex is movies. And it made me think like, oh my god, are they so? I think maybe the girl was even younger. Now I'm like, maybe it is Jen Alpha. Are they so not socialized with each other that they don't even because also the teen pregnancy rate is down. And I know that everyone thinks it's a good thing, but you know what? We've got a bunch of losers out there. They're not even going out and having sex. A part of high school, a peak can in event in high school is thinking you're pregnant when you like haven't even really had sex. When you have a hand job, a hand job and you're like, oh no, I think I think it went on my hand and then I brushed my teeth and then it might have when I slept in my mouth and then went through my, in a home room and think, do you think I have a chlamydia? And your best friend's like, I don't know. Like what do you think? The amount of friends I talked off the ledge about their chlamydia, not knowing if they had it or not, but just wanted to get them on my mind. The amount of pregnancy tests, I think collectively my friends in high school took to all be negative because it's actually hard to get pregnant. I'm like, what is going on? And then the girls who did get pregnant when they were 16 back in our day, they got famous on MTV. And we carved a space for them. Okay. Anyway. Anyway, so I saw that and I was like, so annoyed by it. Also, I've added something to my nighttime routine and which brings me to my next point. There was this girl that made this TikTok about her sister and it was like she was praising her sister. She was just like, my sister's so cool. Like I've always loved everything about my sister. My friends loved my sister. She's just so perfect. She's so nice. She's so gorgeous. And she was like, and then I realized that she's so pretty and she's so like delicate, but she also does a ton of shit that I would never want to do or think about doing. And then she started talking about how like grooming and being ultra like you love your skin care routine. Like you want to do all these different, you want to do a hair mask, all this stuff is actually a hobby. Like my Sunday routine is one of my most favorite hobbies and why it's looked down upon when it's literally just hygiene. Have you noticed my lip at all? No. Okay. This is girlhood going on a rant about nothing and being like, am I ugly? Have you been looking at my lip because I'm ugly? No, I'm trying to understand what you're saying in between coughs. No, Paige, not to like make you like, basically you've inspired me to take care of myself more because I didn't realize you could have so much joy out of such little things. And you know what, we work on living such a big life all the time and it's crazy because in my 30s now I'm like, I just want to enjoy the little things of life because that's all you really can control is that face mask going to hit when you put it on. That's light. I know I said a couple of years ago that I didn't want to ever slow down but honey, I am sorry. Paige, I'm off this weekend by the way. Like I haven't been off in forever to know what I did. Well, the building made a new law that if you want to put your boxes away to recycling you have to cut them first. You have to cut the boxes. I don't know if it's my fault. I don't know what would happen. Nothing worse than getting an email after you've done something and you're like, hmm. So Des told me that he bought a box cutter which I thought was aggressive and honestly like male toxicness. I own two. I own two. We don't need a box cutter to box to cut box. Hannah, what are you talking about? I own literally two box cutters. How are you going through life without a box cutter? You have like some toxic toxic mask in the end of you but that's for another time. How do you open an Amazon package without a box cutter? With a scissor because I'm a woman of the arts. I'm not. I'm not bringing out a weapon to open up. But I also own this is gone. Des is gone in Toronto this weekend. Shout out. Des working his little butt off. So I'm here with all these Amazon boxes and I noticed this box cutter and I said, okay, let's give it a try. Like I appreciate other cultures. Let's figure it out. Holy fuck that felt amazing. The box cutter is our box cutter is I could not stop cutting boxes. I cut every box in the house. I layered them up. I called des like, oh, you're not going to fucking believe it. I love cutting boxes. It's my new hobby. It's my new passion. If anyone needs a box cut, send it to me. I'm going to get you a letter opener for your birthday. The joy of but page. This is my problem. I don't I don't like receiving mail. I know. I know. I know. I know. It's a pull and I foul you actually will receive like receiving mail. I'm telling you. No, like it's the most like ASMR relaxing feeling, cutting up boxes and then putting them in a layered way and then getting them out of your apartment. So that's what I've been up to all week. There's also nothing like spending a weekend like throwing shit away at your apartment. Oh, do you think we're losing listeners? They're like, okay, hand is cutting boxes. It is not coffee. That's how I tell you the next thing you have to buy. I recently bought part of my nighttime machine a red light. Me and Kitty lay on the bed every single night. Does she have a red light for me? Okay, we'll pair so that she red lighted her Chihuahua and she literally lived to like 17. And so I was like, Kitty, you're fucking ass over here. We're red light therapy. Now, I wear protective sunglasses, but I can't find small ones for cats. I've just been putting regular sunglasses on, Kitty, but I'm nervous that I'm not protecting her eyes well enough. But I would assume she's closing up. No, I'm like, can't be that stupid, Kitty. Peter's gonna be on the phone now. They're definitely. Yeah, they're just not happy about it. One other thing I could not wait to talk to you about. Did you see the Adam Sandler Chanel store thing? No. Okay, so apparently there's this, it's like a rumor slash like story that Adam Sandler's daughter went into a Chanel store in I think Los Angeles. And she was dressed like a normal kid. I think she had like sweatpants on and like a hoodie. And she goes in and she's asking the saleswoman like, oh, can I see this bag? And the bag was like 20 grand or like 25,000 dollars. And the sales lady was like, this is for serious customers like, no, I'm not showing you this bag. Like it's 26,000 dollars. And so she calls her dad and she tells Adam Sandler like, what happened? He comes into the store and he goes like up to his daughter puts his arm around her, says to the saleswoman like, so you judge people based on how they look and like what they're wearing. And so every style that this bag is in every color in the whole store, he walked out, he spent like 300,000 dollars and bought all their bags. But he just gave her like the best commission. Okay. That's why I knew I wanted to go to another store. You know, another store and you're supposed to say huge mistake, huge go to Prada, get all Prada bags walk past Chanel and be like, suck my dick. Watch the Julia Roberts movie. But what is that? So what a story. I do have to say though, I went shopping this weekend because you know, I need to get boxes to cut. It's chicken or the egg, you know. So I, my daily wear and I think it's because I'm an athlete is what I've been telling myself now. If I'm not performing, I'm in, I'm in practice clothes, right? Like I'm wearing sweats. I'm wearing a t-shirt and I'm wearing a zip up hoodie. I like it monochromatic. It's all gray. Also know I'm not putting makeup on. Yes, I haven't brushed my hair. And then I'm walking through this like nice area of stores and I realize like I don't feel comfortable walking into these stores because they're looking at me. Like I just climbed out of the ground. Yeah. Yeah. But I do have to call a store out. I went into the Supreme store, which is a very cool store and it's all these like boys. I'm not going to say men because it's all these like boys and they like, one of them like has a skateboard. Like I don't know what's the vibe is kind of crazy. And I'm like, I'm a fucking New Yorker. Like I've known about Supreme since day one. Yeah. Everyone calm down. But these boys are like, they're all hanging and like talking really loudly. The guys who work at the store. Okay. Oh, okay. So not customers. No. And this is big, big store. And it has this huge opening in the middle and the clothes are just around the edges. So like I love a t-shirt more than anyone. So I see like a cool Supreme t-shirt. I'm obsessed. I love Supreme. But it's like a large and I'm like, maybe it'll be too baggy, page with a mad whatever. So I look at the guy who is very nice and I said, can I try this on? And he goes, yeah. And I go do a dressing room and he goes, oh no, you have to try on the shirts right here. And I looked at him like what? And he's like, yeah, just you could put it over your shirt. I was like, what kind of like, no, that's illegal. Really? I sure will. That's cool. I'm like, what in the, oh no. I'm pretty sure that's illegal. So then I'm like, wait wait wait wait, if it was a pant, I'm allowed to use the dressing room, but I can't. Did you ask that? Did you ask that? Well, then I was like, if I can all just get the media. I'm not I'm saying that. I'm not I'm saying that. You were like, you know what? This is a horrible past policy. I'll take three. This is sexist. This is weird, but the shirt is really cool. But I'm going to talk about it on my podcast and I don't like this at all. But what the, like they had dressing rooms would not let me go. So then I'm like, okay, do I have to pull a, a, a, a pant to go try it out? Where you buy yourself? Yeah, I was so scared. It was me and just all these men. And he's like, yeah, try on the shirt. I'm like, what? I'm like, what? Excuse me. Have some. Have some. I'll see. No, I'm sweating underneath my armpits. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. Okay. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. We are so different. Like, what would you have done? Like, okay, I don't want to say that I'm a Karen by any means because I'm not ever asking for like a manager or like, but I'm definitely being like, that's so fucking weird and there's no way that's real. Like, yeah, you would say that. Also, I hate to say it and this could be totally false. I feel like if you asked, they would be like, oh, yes, little princess, go try it on in the back. But like me, I was like, I was like, what, what, what shirt is this? And he's like, put it on. I was like, I'm still a lady. And actually, the gorgeous breasts under this outfit that you can't see. But he was literally like, but like, Sabia, you're making me cough. You're making me cough. We've all been in Zara where you're like, yeah, I'll try this bomb or jacket on over my outfit. No one's trying to do that. Wait, a different shirt over the other thing. Here's the other thing. Here's the other thing. Like, Zara and Eritzia, it's all girls too. So it's like, page, I was so scared in that moment. There was like 15 boys. They're on their 20s standing there and the guys like, try the shirt on. Put it over your shirt. I was like, I fell. I was like, what? What's your opportunity? Am I in right now? Are you gonna make, trying to make me make out with my friend also? Like, what's going on? He's like, we have some punch in the back too if you want to taste it. It's the Frat Masters recipe. Another girl walks in. He's like, do you guys know each other? No, but at first, I was like, this is so cool of me to be like, the only girl here and taking up space in this male dominated store. And then he was like, try it on in the middle of your really cool. And I was like, I'm not, and I'm scared. I didn't want to be in your tent if you wanted to show it. Free if you show it to me. Literally, I do just say. That was so, but then I went into kids afterwards because I was in my like, cool girl era. And they were so kind and they got me in the back and I could try and close without all these men staring at me. Hannah, oh my God. Would it crazy? I've never in my life. Like even Eritzia, they're like, oh, the mirror is in the middle. Shut the fuck up. Like that, I think is the craziest thing ever. That's the reason I never got into Eritzia. I have litter. I don't own a single thing from Eritzia because here's the other thing. Shopping in person, there is no shopping in person. It's actually, it makes me so sad and if I really sit down and think about it, I'll try. The touch of stuff is important. Touching it, seeing how it actually hates everybody. Okay, a perfect example is like, I do so many segments for the today show and like, because it's news and like, sometimes I won't know until like four or five days before. And if I have to do like four outfits for a segment of like all different body types, all different ages, I have to order clothes. Yeah. I can't even eat sometimes if something doesn't fit or like, I don't have the right item. I can't even go and find it in stores and I'm like, this is New York City and they're like, every time I walk into a store, they're like, we don't have it in the store, you're gonna have to order it online. And I'm like, it's like, what's in the store? It's such a weird time. It's such a weird shopping time. I was just thinking about, let's say I said yes to the guy, I said, okay. And I put down my purse, which I don't like, I hate that. And then I take off my zip up, who knows if I'm wearing a bra, you know me, I probably didn't have a bra on. And then I put the shirt over my head with all the men watching. Then these men are gonna tell me if it looks good or not. No. Diabolical. No. Then if I don't, then I have to take it off in front of everyone and it gets like stuck on my earring or something. No, hey, look, they're hanging in there. And then I have to move to a new country. I've never heard that in my life. I got bullied at Supreme and I will be wearing the t-shirts on just one of those guys. And I will be supporting their company. And I will continue to purchase from there. Also, when I got to the register, the guy was, I was like, how are you? And I was like, good, how are you? And he said, chill. And I was like, I'll fucking blow my brains out. 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Well, it's not real math. But I was talking to one of my single friends, shout out Gabby Bryan, who was my only other bun friend I talked about on the phone, who was never my page. But they do. She's single. She's single. And we had a show in Atlanta and she was like, I found this guy on Instagram, I want to, I've been chatting too. So immediately I'm like, send it to me. Because one thing I will do is live like, I see through my single friends, I want every detail. I'm part of it. So I see the guy and he's standing in front of like some cabinets and I just said, ooh, can you double check like, cabinet video? I don't like where his head was compared to the cabinets. It's giving like, five, five, nine, five, ten. Gabby's tall, Gabby's like five, ten. And you don't want to kiss like looking down. So I was just looking out for her. Was it looking eyes? I'm like, I feel like I made an eye exam. I feel like you are my eye doctor. And like, I actually won't do that. If we hug and your head goes in my neck, I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. If you're curled up in my bus. What are you, I'm out. We're all don't snuggle up into my neck, you freak. No, I want my hand to be a little high when I'm trying to hold your hand. Anyway, I digress. I can't hold hands with anyone. It's actually so, that's, it's so crazy. These pros and cons to your gift. You guys like, why do you have a claw? That claw. So stop laughing. Stop, stop it, stop. So Gabby was like, don't worry, I did the forearm to calf ratio. I said I've never heard of this. So she basically was like, if he has short calves, it means he's short. And I was like, that's not true because I have short calves and I'm five seven. Because I'm all torso. And she's like, yeah, that's why you also double-try, check that they have long forearms. And I was like, I've never thought of this before. But I don't know if it's true. Wait a minute. I thought this was somehow going to relate to their dick. And I'm really pissed that it doesn't. No, but like also, I feel like I don't have particularly long forearms. I'm just torso and I'm tall. I think girls are just trying to like understand. Do you know that your foot is the size of your forearm? My forearm's longer than my foot. It's not true. Okay, we're an alien. And I'm talking to that. I'm talking to that. Who told you that? I don't know. Wait, there's one other Kuku Waco thing I bought on TikTok. Well, actually, no, I didn't buy it on TikTok because the millennial in me makes me go over to Amazon and they buy it. I think I can't do purchases on TikTok, that's insane. Tuning forks? Oh, we lost her. You guys, we lost her. She's far too gone. Page. Page. I took an oregano supplement earlier too. And I think it's litter. Wait, did I tell you I'm been taking oregano supplements? Shut the fuck up. Disorbow. Shut the fuck up. You witch. You little witch. No, because I've been on tour with Ali Colbert and she gets sick because she's weak. Gets me sick. Yeah, now I'm weak. Now we're both weak. And I tell her that it's mental and then I get it. She goes, have you taken a oregano shot? And I was like, fuck it. Let's do it. And she goes, it's really, really painful. It tastes really bad. And I'm like, I'm not a pussy. I've taken tequila shots. I could take an oregano shot. Yeah, the way I almost died in that. No, oregano is like no fucking joke. Well, who told you to take it? And why? And why? My holistic guy, part of my, part of my UTI regimen that we're like testing out to see is he has me on like an oregano supplement and then like another cranberry supplement. And I'm like seeing if that like builds up my uterine. I don't fucking know. How often do you take oregano to the face? So I take one a day, but they are. One shot. So you do have to like ask a professional because I think you can really fuck up your stomach if you take too much of it. Yeah, I was scared. Also, you have to take it with like some juice. You have to also do juice. I'm like, no juice. Oh, and eat. There's all these rules who know. But yeah, I was, I've been into a regan, do you think Cuz we're Italian? It like it feels good. It's like a good nurse. I like it. Well, everybody's like, hmm, back to where people they say it like helps clear out like bacteria and like, but this is the thing, Paige, you're sitting here. You're telling me all your holistic strategies and they're not working. You go, I've never felt worse. I'm on my deathbed, but I swear regan, those shots are incredible. I've never felt worse, but truly, this is the first time I think I've ever realized that like men are so. Like I knew, but I needed like a really like a certain type of reminder around sickness, like true flu symptoms. And it's so interesting to listen to them talk, speak about it, because I'm like, you're weak. I think about the men who are listening to this podcast, suddenly it's in the background. And they'll find again to a part that like we're in a funny flow, the men are probably laughing. And then just when they think they're safe, we can always get, we always get it back to the men somehow. So just keep one eye open. There's a man somewhere in a car being like their whole personality is just hating on men. So really they're obsessed with us. Well, men will catch trays. They will catch trays, trays, trays, and they catch trays too. Amanda Rodriguez sent us a giggler to get me a really good mental health moment that I think it's time for. Before you black out. Yeah. Before it takes Tudife to the face. She goes, I saw a post about what is the most unhinge way that you practice micro feminism in your life. And when the comments was, anytime I'm being mean to myself, I remind myself that I'm being mean to a woman. And I stop. That's a great mental health moment. Wait, that is so sweet. No, like whenever we mean to yourself, you're like, we support women, we support women of arts. Are you not a woman in the art? Let's move on. Do you know I got an IV lesson? Oh, well. Did you? For what? Like I got an IV because I was like really sick and dying with Ali. Yeah. And Ali's just like you where we get to the IV person and they're telling us all these add-ons. And I'm like, I'm not doing drugs. Give me the basics. I don't want LSD. I don't want to be smiling. I'm like, ring it up. You literally. So Ali's sitting there. She's like, yeah, whatever. And the lady's like, it was after our show. So it was like 10 p.m. And Ali, she tells Ali, do you want some Benadryl? And Ali just like put you to sleep. And Ali was like, yeah, I'll take some Benadryl. And they asked me and I was like, no, I don't need to be black. Sorry. I don't do methamphetamine. I'm like, I can't handle melatonin. I'm not taking Benadryl to the long, okay? So Ali's like, yeah, I'll take some fucking Benadryl. Five minutes in. She's looking at me. And she's like, I'm going to pass out. I'm going to faint. Well, I start laughing and go, last time I did this page, page. I almost fainted. I thought she was dying. I was fainting because she got some extra shit. I remember I was like, an Ali's. Here's something in the bag. She's getting close. She's getting close. Yes. Page goes, this would be the perfect way to murder. This is the perfect murder. I'm like, the nurse is still in the room. The nurse is standing right here. She can hear you. And Ali is looking at me. She goes, can you tell them how? Can you tell them how? She's like, I just want you to know. I'm not freaking out, but I'm freaking out right now. I'm getting high. And I'm like, I'm trying to have a nice night. And my friends always have to get fucked up. I'm some IV. And Ali's like, no, and she looks at the lady. And she's like, am I supposed to be feeling this fucking high from the Benadryl? She's like, can you, the lady starts panicking and like looking at the vials to see if she put the right thing on. But she was like, yeah, it just, it comes harder because it's right into the bloodstream. And Ali. Ali. Tiny, put her in your pocket. You didn't have an excuse. But. You're a wingspan, babe. You can handle it. Your big ass feet that's the size of your forearm, you can handle it. Do you want to know how humbled I was? Yeah. I asked Ali for a belt. She's like, yeah, I have brown and I have black. I said, amazing. Couldn't get it around my waist. I said, Ali. You were like, sorry, a belt for an adult. I don't know. But she's small, but I never consider her like, like that tiny, but. Couldn't get her out. It was the most I said, thank you. But that is so you. You're like, hold on. The math actually is this is the matrix because if my waist, and your waist, there is something, this is a making sense. I looked at her and I said, is this. I said, is this for you? She's like, yeah, that's my belt. And I said, that's crazy because we look the same. You asking her, her belt fit her is so you. I thought belts had ranged though. Why do you so many holes in it? But it was like the end of the whole range for that size. She's like an extra small. Now guys, I'm all about body positivity. I've never felt fucking grosser in that moment. And I wasn't even blow dead. She's also, Ali is also so tiny. She's way shorter than you. I know, I know. I mean, you just called me fat, but I'll make you feel better. You're crazy, y'all. And we're good. I'm dying. This might be the last time you fucking see me. Oh, God, anything else? I saw an Instagram video of Derek Jeter the other day, so that brightened my day. And that's about it. Love in my life. And I do have to just say one thing though about men. Every man that everyone's like, and he's the good one, he's not. I recently saw a list of people being like, be like these non-problematic male comedians. And I was like, no, no, no, no, and no. So anyway, remember, all men are not good. So, Derek Jeter, I don't know what you've done, but we still love you. But I just want to normalize. We're not like putting him on a pedestal. I just saw one clip, quick video of him. I feel like I never see a monthly social media. We had a complicated breakup. We had a complicated, but you don't follow him? No, I do, but I feel like I never see his stuff, never pops up. It's always like him being a dad. Yeah, it was him being a dad. And I was like, oh, my God, I feel like I never, I've never seen this in this context. And then I did have a thought about Tom Brady, but honestly, I digress. I digress. You don't want to get into that. I don't, I'm too sick to get into that. We got positive thought. I can get into it, I'm too sick. I just thought like, wow, Derek. I'm too sick for this. I just thought like, wow, Derek Jeter is the blueprint of how an athlete should behave. He apparently gave gift baskets to women he'd hook up with. They'd leave with a signed ball. I then started to think about like the Colton of it all. Oh no. She goes, you know why I'm saying Colton on the wood and his fucking open up a can of words. If you really want me to say what I was thinking, I'm going to give it to you. Here's what I was thinking. Wow, Colton Underwood can get another really big job like on a hit TV show. Then I was thinking, wow, actually athletes can do like a lot of fucked up shit and then like continue to play. And they just get two games suspension. And I was like, you can't. Two games suspension. You could literally beat your girl. It's vacation. Beat your girlfriend up in an elevator in a hallway in her own home. It doesn't matter. You can be suspended for two games. If you smoke weed though, you could be suspended for like four. And this is a sports podcast. Oh, she's bringing out her special wipe. Ew, she's okay. I had to spit. Turn off the YouTube. Turn off the YouTube. Turn off the YouTube. Turn it off. Blur that grace. That was at least more than the viewers. So it's crazy. That was crazy. Well, you wanted me to go on a rant and this is what happens. I'm glad that it's flowing though. We don't want it to get smooth. No, I think I took a shower and I like see him. This is what I wanted. I, I guashod. I like did all this stuff for me. No, you look so sick, but so glowy at the same time. Thank you, doll. I don't feel glowy, but thank you. No, you do. You do. I have a hundred pages left in my book. Oh my gosh. How long is that going to take you? Well, we don't know. It's funny. Books, I feel like they either like fly by or you're like, it's been three years. Like one paragraph. I have to go. I can't, I can't even laugh any more. One paragraph. Continue. You guys, we have to go. We love you so much. Thank you for giggling. Um, and we'll talk to you later. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.