Rudy Loves Chocolate

You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? Woo! White dude and an Asian dude. Woo! You two are disgusting. Woo! You two are something. We're bad friends. Probably one of the funnest birthday parties I've ever been to. Was it one of the most fun birthday parties you've ever done? Yeah. There's Chef Yoon right there. He was out of pocket. What did he do? He didn't do anything wrong. He took his squirt stuff in my mouth. Well, he had a Socky Squirt gun. Yeah. He had a little Socky Squirt gun. Show the Socky Squirt gun. When I... He let me like the... He let me play more Socky Squirt. There's Max getting it right in the mouth. Yeah, yeah. That had Socky and Super Sokka. Super Sokka, by the way, invented by a black guy we learned. Stolen by a white guy. Wow. We learned that. We learned that. But show the one of me. He let me like the grill on fire. Huge. Come on. Come on. More and more he kept yelling. I thought he liked the grill on fire. And then he goes Socky Squirt gun. And he unloads maybe 16 ounces of squirt. He started the palisades fire. Sexy. Oh, Yun Yun Yun. He hits himself in the face. He has flaming rods and he hits himself clean in the face. Not once there, but he does it twice. He did it right after this. Do it again, right in the face, twice. But I told him three times, I go, I'm sober. Four times, like, you want to relapse? He didn't listen. Relax, Squirt gun. He was so fun. That guy was one of the most fun times I've ever had in my entire life. I was threatened by him. You loved him. I made an announcement. Remember, I go, don't replace him with me. I would. Yeah, I said, are you busy? Do you want to do a podcast? Because he had real good energy. Great comedic timing. Yeah, good comedic timing. I've been a little off lately. There's me getting squirt. Wow. What a silhouette. Looks like someone's pissing in my mouth. Internet, take this and run with it. Yeah. Take this and run with it. Carlos also did not get squirted in the mouth. Carlos, of course, is a, it's our Halloween. It's our spooky Halloween episode.��������������������� Yikes. Bum bum bum bum going up with black guys. Bum bum bum bum sleeping over at black guys house. Bum bum bum bum walking out of the house like she just rode a horse. Bum bum bum bum bow like a bow like a jewels, jewels, jewels. Jules, what have you been doing? I've just been. Are you dating someone new? Is that what's going on? Just seeing a couple of people. Yeah. Taking after a couple of people. Every time though, she's just like, look at this guy. It's a gigantic handsome black guy every time. You like a little bit of chocolate now, huh? You like chocolate milk? I love chocolate. You love chocolate. Fantastic. How come I never see Asians in your little rotation? I've done Asians. Yeah, I know you have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've moved on? Yeah. Moved on, moved up. Try something else. Yeah. Yeah, you got to try other stuff. And that's Carlos' life motto, you got to try other stuff. I do agree with that. Honestly, we're not going to be able to hear a word that you're going to say. Yeah, take that fucking thing off. What is that by the way? It's a furry mask. It's like something a shooter would Google at night. My favorite thing is you pretending like you already didn't have that costume. Oh, it's a word for a furry. Yeah, like that wasn't in your closet. I've always wanted to try it since I saw it on Entourage like 15 years ago. Who did a furry on Entourage? Drama has sex with a girl. Who's a furry? Yeah. Shout out to the furry community. Dude, I met me and DeRosa in Vegas, met these two beautiful, three beautiful sweet women who were dominatrices. And I wanted the download and she was like, I'm a big fan. Where's Bobby? First question out of everybody's mouth. Where's Bobby? You're doing with Shane? Yeah, Shane, I did a couple of shows in Vegas. Yeah. I have a photo for you. What is that? We'll show you a photo. Okay. I did a couple of shows with Shane in Vegas. Shane, you know, just phenomenal. The venue was unbelievable. What is that? Oh, it's a photo of me and Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift, yeah. You're friends with Taylor Swift. Oh, yeah. You guys. Oh, no. No, we went to the football game. It's funny that that's the only photo that they chose to snag of me. The Times of India. Oh, once you've made it, you've made it, man. Taylor Swift's surprising chat with Andrew. Surprising chat with loser, ugly ginger boy, Andrew Santino, chiefs game. Sparks is wedding diss. Yeah. This was the most misinterpreted thing I've ever said. I said, I said, on part of my take, I said, like, they were like, oh, you're going to go to the wedding? I was like, dude, I don't know. I also don't want to talk about it. I was like, leave me the fuck alone about this. But that photo, though, so you're mid-smile. You have, you're like looking out. You have your finger. You have your finger here. She must have said something funny. So what, so you say what she said. Come on. If you think I'm going to let you bake me a piece of it right now. What's the finger about, though? I'm sure I was trying to cover your mouth. Yeah. I was covering my mouth. I was saying, yeah, a racially charged joke to her and I was trying to cover my mouth. Yeah. And she's in mid saying a punchline or something. And you, I think your face, you've never laughed that hard in front of me, ever. What, what, what, what, what, what is she saying that's going to give you that reaction? I actually don't know. Look at that face. I don't know the moment in time. I've never seen you make that face. What? What does she smell like? Yeah. I mean, why don't you guess? Rose, matcha. Rose hips. Yeah, rose hips. Rose hips. Yeah, you mean soft serve matcha. That's just your favorite. That's why you're saying that. No, no, no. Just on the pits. It smells like a global superstar would smell. Whoa. Bottle that up. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Dude, she's so very sweet, very cool, very nice. And they're very courteous to let me even come near that booth because probably the most unaccomplished, ugly guy in the whole clique. But they let me in. Wow. Incredible. Anyway, what was I saying? You broke up my brain. Yeah. What, what did you break up my brain? What were we saying? Oh, these dominatrices. Oh, yeah. Joe and I go to get pizza after the Gila show. And we go to get pizza and these three women. It was the, dude, this is crazy in Vegas. It was the marathon, the four aces, the WNBA teams parade for winning a championship. Emofest, which was, you would have fucking lost your mind. Oh, love Emofest. Dashboard Confessionals, my favorite. Well, Blink played with Panic at the Disco and two, I don't know, three other bands. And we meet these three girls and I was like, oh, did you guys go to Emofest? And she's like, kind of, we did something else. And I was like, oh, what'd you do? And she's like, we're dominatrices. And I was like, I am so fucking curious about, like I want to know, I was like, what, like how many got, what percentage of men do you actually like hook up with or who just wants the, you know, the game? And she's like, it's much, it's way low on actual sex. I got tied up once. Oh, tied up is nothing. This is like kick, beat, insult, drag, make you dress up in different outfits, spitting, kicking. I go, how many guys get like, genital mutilation? She's like a ton, a high amount of people. Like razor blades to the. Anything, kick, pull, squeeze. What about shitting? These were not Shiza girls. These were not German. These were German girls. They weren't German girls. We came to Vegas for a little fun. Yeah. Little poopy poopy circus, circus, poopy poopy. Would you ever get that done though? Brother, what? No, get tied up. And I don't like, no, I'm missionary for a minute and a half and then go to bed. Really? Okay. A minute, maybe a minute, not even a minute and a half. Yeah. No, I don't want to get hurt while I have sex. That's not for me. I respect it. I do easy mode first. Yeah, dude. Yeah. I'm a full blown masterclass. I play as the first guy, you know, at the first avatar. Like an NPC? Yeah, this is the simple NPC. This is me. Yeah. That's who I am. I've been willing to get tied my hands behind my back. You're this NPC. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My legs tied like this, right? And just a light smack on the cheek. I don't mind. And then I'll go, you know what I mean? Turn it up. Turn it up. You got to start, you got to start with one. You can't start at nine. You can't start at nine when you're first time getting tied up. It's nuts. No, no, no. I go, okay, do that, right? And then level two is what? Two cheeks. Double, double. Yeah. Two cheek it. Two cheek it. Pop. Maybe she chokes a little bit. Right. And then maybe stick a toothpick inside the penis hole. No. No. What level is that? I don't think that's level five. You're skipping levels. I'm skipping levels. You don't go from like pop, pop, like, no, no. So three, oh, it's twist my nips. Twist nips, twist nips. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm not talking about my Japanese friends. Carlos likes, by the way, Carlos is a nip twist. But she was fascinated. I was so intrigued. I was like, I want to know everything about it. The one girl was very shareable. The other one was like, I'm eating my pizza, leave me alone. I wish I was there. You would have loved it. I would have done it. And they were rad. How much money do you think? She didn't tell because I didn't want to ask her about finances. But I imagine, because I did say, how expensive does it get? She's like, well, some sessions are in the thousands. So in the multi-tals. Oh, I might, yeah, we have one right there. But do people orgasm or are they just like the pain? It's not about coming. God damn it. That's the best part. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Richie, isn't that the best part? Of course. Of course. Yeah. Me come? Who? Me come? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would love to see Richie tied up there. Can we get you a dominatrix and you'd be down to? Sure. Yeah, yeah. We're going to film it. Okay. You're really down to be on cam. Depending on how far it goes. I also met a guy. Level five toothpicks in the... Oh, no. I also met a guy this weekend who, in this... Familiar group of friends that I guess we had met before. He is a... He works in porn. He started off as a film... As a filmographer. He started off as a macone, right? A shooter. And now, I go, you ever get in front of the camera? He goes, I've been doing it lately. I go, ooh, little tiny Filipino guy. I go, what's going on with that? Who is it? And he goes, yeah, it's kind of cool. I go, well, what are you... What are you doing? He's like, I'm the cook. So he's like, I don't get to penetrate. I'm the boyfriend that gets cheated on in front of me with a girl. What? Explain, explain, explain. He's the cook. In the video of like, you know, like in a porn where it's like, he's cooking. He just stands there and watches. That's not him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he just stands there and watches. Can he play with himself while it's happening? No. Oh, man. That's like the punishment. Can he stick his finger in his own... He can do nothing. He doesn't... I go, do you ever get to do anything? He goes, no, I just have to watch. That's what... That would be me. I'd just be like, with one finger in there. One finger in your ass. I wouldn't even go up and down. Yeah, he was great. He was very interesting. Wow. Very interesting stories I met. This weekend in Vegas was interesting little... I wonder what that... But I mean, it must be arousing to watch. I mean, I don't know. I mean, I think the goal would be to not get into it because then you're really in character. It's about the pain of it all. Yeah. Some guys let their... They like to watch their wives. That's what cooking is. That's what they... Well, I'm just explaining to the audience. No, but which I mean... You're explaining to one of my family members who watches the show weekly. Does that... My aunt is like, hmm, thank you, Bobby. A hot wife is married... Hot wife is a married woman who has sexual relations with other men with the full knowledge and consent of the husband. This is the opposite. They call them hot wives. So a hot wife is a woman who has a cuck husband. Yeah. And it's all good to go. Consensual non-monogamy. I want to be with an ugly wife so I can do it. I'll be the hot husband. Buddy. I don't know, buddy. I don't know, buddy. You don't think I'd ever be the hot husband? I don't think so. Yeah, yeah. Not in this lifetime. I can explain. I can describe you to the woman. I believe in reincarnation. I do think in your next life you could be. But I do not think that's in your cards this time around. Oh, boy. And that's a compliment because you date women much more attractive than you. That makes me so upset with your science. Shrecking. You're shrecking. I'm not shrecking. You're even shrecking all day. Yeah. You're Shreck King. You date women out of your league? That's insane. That's all you do is date beautiful women. That's all you do. And that's a compliment. But it's a backhanded one. It's so backhanded. But it doesn't matter. Every guy we know dates women out of their league. Do you know someone that's with someone that's on their level of looks? Yeah, you're right. I don't want to name names. I know a couple of guys with girlfriends. I'm like, I'm not. But I had a magical little weekend in Vegas. It was wonderful. It is an interesting city. Is it dead, like they say? No, fuck no. What do you mean? I just told you how many things were there. Like literally the marathon, Emofest, every hotel was packed, sold out. It was crazy. Look, it's probably also because it's high season right now because it's getting shitty in other parts of the country. People want to go get away. And Vegas was perfect weather and the shows were fucking incredible. And we were gambling with Shane's dad, which was the funniest thing in the world because Shane gave him a little bit of money. I met his dad. I like his dad. Phil's the fucking greatest man alive. He gave him a little bit of money. So we go down and sit at the table. And Shane was like, I got to go to my room to go get money because I have cash in the room. And I was like, well, we can just give you cash. And he's like, no, Phil, I just gave you cash. He just gave his dad cash. Like he had just given it to him. And he was giving me some. And his dad was so funny. He's like, no, no, I'll give you a little bit. And he was like holding out on giving him money. And Shane was like, are you fucking serious right now? I just gave you that money. But he gave him like a lot of money. I think he just handed it to him. He was like, dad, go gamble. And he was holding back on it. But dude, Shane on fire. Yeah, he's... Oh no, he was winning money. I lost all my money at the very end. He goes, we got to go. We were going to go to this other thing. And he goes, just put whatever all in. And I was like, all in. I go all in and I'm excited. I get 20. I get two face cards and I'm like, we're winning. She flops out 21. It actually hurt. It actually hurt. He was like, you're good. You don't care. I was like, no, no, it's okay. It was all the money that I put down, but it's okay. It doesn't matter. Did you ask me about my weekend? Well, I'll act the same as you just acted about me explaining. What happened in your weekend? Here, what happened in your weekend? What did you do? Nothing. No, I went to, I did the Irvine improv again. Orange County spinus. Yeah. Can I ask you this though? Okay, so I have a real problem. I need your advice. Yeah. So, you know, I don't want this to be taken the wrong way. Okay. How many black guys have you been dating? Just two. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And no whites? No whites. Good for you. Good girl. So, I've been kind of like a black guy where I have a lot of entourage now. Well, yeah, how many people are you traveling with? Well, because I called you from the hotel room. Yeah, yeah. And I talked to, it was you, Ramsay, Catbird, Luke. Luke. Yeah. And one more person. But then Gilbert, Alex, my guy showed up. Yeah. And I got a couple of assistants from the agency. Right. But here's my problem with it. Mr. Hollywood. Really? I come with an entourage. I'm Hollywood. Cut to the Taylor Swift photo. Go to the Taylor Swift photo. I cut to the entourage. I'm Hollywood. I didn't bring an entourage. What? I didn't bring an entourage. With Taylor, the world is your entourage. You've never heard that quote before? No, but I gotta tell you, you better use that. It's really good. Yeah. The world is your entourage. Show what? You had about eight, nine people in the... Right. But my problem is, and this is fine, right? I'm, you know, I can afford it, but... You're so annoying. Yeah. That's so annoying. But in the middle, in between shows, right? It's like, I need to eat. Yeah, I do. Right? So everyone goes. Everybody's gotta go eat. No one has money. Well, yeah, you... No one has money! Well, dude, no one has money! You're taking door guys from the store. I know, I know. Of course they don't have money. But all of a sudden, it's like, I'm fine, right? But I'm like, you know, there's all these... Like, we're into this Korean restaurant, which is pretty good, right? Next to this... There's a new Korean restaurant next to the Irvan Improv. Okay. Right? And it's called Galbi Social Club. Close. Yeah. They're right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's literally right next to the... Right? So I'm like, let's just go to the Galbi, too. So they're going... And then they have these packages, like, you know what I mean? Yeah, what kind of meats do you want? Like, there's a feast package. Sure. Right? And usually, like, I can... I'll just go... I'll take one of that, right? But now it's like, yeah, I'll take five of that. Yeah. Right? It adds up. It adds up. Right? And people are feasting. Yeah, they're doing the Trump feast. Yeah, yeah. Throwing, you know what I mean? Boogolgi in their mouth. Oh, Boogolgi. Right? Playing little games. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Marinated. And then they're ordering more... More steamed egg. More steamed egg. Right? In my mind, I'm calculating more steamed egg. That's fucking 1995 there, you know what I mean? Saki drink. Right. And you get the bill and you look around the table and they all look like little orphan Annie's friends. Yeah, meek. You're right. Like, all over twists. May I have another, sir? May I have another bowl of porridge, please? One more steamed egg, please. Yeah, right? And then it's just like, you got to do it because... Why don't you tell me how much it was? I mean... That many people? What is the bill for that many people? It's not that much. It's not that... Like I said, I can afford it. You can. But... I can't afford it. So that's what happens. But if... Yeah, you have no problem with it. There is a code of stand up that you are supposed to pay for your openers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to with... Yeah, because you have the money and they're... Yeah, everyone from CAA, come down. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Come on down. You know what I mean? With the agents, by the way, the rule is... Yeah. The hierarchy pays. The agents, when they show up, they should pay. It wasn't the agents, it was the assistants. Why? Oh, then you got to pay. I got to pay. So if you get to show up or someone at the agency, they pay because... I love them, by the way. Thanks for showing up because it makes you feel good that the company is coming out. I don't want anybody to show up ever to my shows that's at my agency. Please don't ever show up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on down, come on down. But it's like... Go to his shows. I prefer no one to come. You know what I want in the group? But go to Arby's before and then... I want my host, my feature, and that's it. Yeah. That's all. I don't want a bunch of people. I feel good. I wanted to do it. You like the entourage. No, no, no, it gets you off. You like that. Yeah. I mean, they came to the show, comped. Sure. Comped. Yeah, well, what? They're not going to pay for that. Fine, that's fine. But then they're like, can they come? And you're like, they can come? Yeah, let them come. Everyone wants to come. Let everybody come, right, Richie? Yeah. Yeah, say let everybody come. Let everybody come. Yeah. Clip it. Yeah. Honestly, dude, you got to do it. Yeah. But what's my opinion? You wanted my opinion? Do you have to do it? Yeah, you got to do it. It's the hierarchy of pay. Those that make them... And by the way, then when you're with other comics, like at AR, we either swap... Like, I'll pay you pay or you do credit card roulette. So one of us has to throw our credit card in a hat and usually make the server pick it. Then they pick it out and then whoever gets it gets it. Have you ever picked up the tab? No. Oh my God. Have you ever picked up the tab? I don't even think she pays for gas. Sometimes with my friends. No. Really? Sometimes. Okay, let me ask you. In your friend group, do you have the most money? I don't think so. Really? I've seen your friend group. What? You're such a piece of shit. You're such a piece of shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a war gremlins. Shopify. We have an online business here at Bad Friends and we use Shopify because it's the best. Shopify's point of sale system is a unified command center for your retail business. It brings together in-store and online operations across up to a thousand locations. And thankfully for Shopify, they're the way that we get our merch to you guys. 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Tax treatment depends on individual circumstances and is subject to change. Yeah, but I don't, I never, I don't know, sometimes. How about this, when you're going out on dates now. Oh, I don't pay. You cannot pay. No, I don't. Do you offer half? You don't even do that. No. No thank you. Has any guy ever said, do you want to split it? No, but that would be crazy. I would just leave. I saw a video the other day. There was empowerment right there. Yeah. On full display. A TikTok where a guy picks up a girl for his date and the girl brings her son to get a free meal. How old is the kid? He's like five years old. That's okay. If you picked up a girl with a skid. Five years old is cute. Five's funny. You can, you know what, by the way, you use that as ammunition. You joke with the kid, you say funny stuff, you make faces, you make him laugh, she loves you more. That's a home run. Okay, I guess, I guess. A strategy. Yeah, yeah, you're right. But by the way, five, five, six kind of the cut off. If she brings a 10 year old, that's bananas. Yeah. He can stay at home alone. 10? I mean, we started being home alone when we were like eight. Yeah. You're fine. There's hot dogs in the fridge. Do you remember I was dating? Yeah. And so I remember she came out with her son. That kid was 30. Yeah, yeah, no, he was 12 years old. Right. That's over the breaking point. And then he goes, when I pick up from the airport, all he could say is, I have a short throat. He has a little short throat? Yeah, no, short throat. Oh, I'll show you, I'll show you. Short throat. Yeah, I have a short throat, right? So we get to my house and I go to, you know, Door Dash and I just go. I have a short throat. I can only eat caviar. I said, hey kiddo, I say, hey kiddo, what kind of flavor do you want? Hey, don't care. I gave him every brand. Well, that's a problem. It comes to my house. I give him a, I give him packets of it, like bags of it. He sticks it in his mouth and he goes, it spits it on the floor, right? Denied. So then I go, pick it up. And he goes, you pick it up. And he goes, I go pick it up. You pick it up. You pick it up. She goes, you pick it up. You know what I did? I picked it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I fucking picked it up. He won. He never had another bag again. I still have those fucking things in my house. He's got a bag of short throat. Yeah, yeah. Ever since then, I'm like no more kids. Yeah, you got to cut it off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But five or six is cute and you use that. You go, you ingratiate yourself to the kid. Then it's going, oh, he's a nice guy. He likes my kid. And if the kid's funny, you might have more fun with him than a date. She would have to be, Carlos, back me up on this. Yeah, they got to be hot. They have to be the hottest thing. I look, not in the dating game, but I got to tell you, there's probably a lot of five-year-olds I'd rather joke around with than some of the girls that you date. They're annoying, right? Some of them are. They're annoying, right? I can see your face. Some of them. I'd rather chat with a five-year-old about trains and mods. Yeah, I remember one time I was with a girl and we were in Vegas or something. You literally called, because I was gone. I went to the bathroom and said, you got to get the fuck back here. I go, why? I go, you said so-and-so is fucking annoying. You can't leave me alone with these people. I don't know what to talk to them about. I feel more comfortable with the kid and we can joke around. I can make a fart noise and that's 30 minutes right there. I start doing, and they're like, ah, lose their mind. I can't do that to your date. I had this one girl. I had this one girl. She had to come back and apologize to you for being rude. Do you remember that? Because she was a huge fan, but then she was like, but when I meet him- A fan of you? No, not a fan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. She said, when I meet him, Andrew, right? I got to have confidence. You know what I mean? I got to like, I can't be a fan girl. I'm like, no, just be yourself. Just be yourself. She goes, no, no, no. And then when she met you, she was a fucking bitch. Super mean. Yeah, she was like, hey, what's up? And my mind, I'm like, what are you doing? Not the move. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then like 10 minutes later, she had to come back up to you and go, hey, I'm sorry about my attitude. But at that point, I was already out. You were out. I'm out. I'm out. Yeah. It's my point. So look, on new dates, new dates, bring a kid, ladies out there. Yeah. I don't have a kid. Yeah. Yet. My words. No. Yeah, it's coming for you, but you're up to no good. If you went on a date with a guy and he had a couple of kids, would you, would that turn you off or no? I think right now it would. Why? I just don't want to deal with kids. Yeah. Yeah, but what if you met a guy, okay, look, you're 23? Yeah. What if you met a guy that's 28 and he has a kid? Then no. Here, look, ages 20 to 29, which is your age range, approximately 24% of black men in this age range have father to child. So a quarter of the men that are going to take you out have a father or have a child. So you're going to meet a guy who's going to have a kid. You're going to have to decide at some point, what are you going to do? You're going to fall in love with this man and be the new mom? No, I don't want to be a mom. Well, I'm just telling you. Ever. Statistics are there. Ever. Yeah. 35% of non-Hispanic Asian men. I want to be like you with Tito Bobby. Explain to me what I'm like. Goal and just old and just like. Yeah, single and old. Single and old. Do you say I want to be like you? Yeah. Interesting. Really? I influenced you in that way. I think so. Yeah, yeah. My lifestyle. Yeah. You are a life coach. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, you are. Because last night I was like, I'm just going to play Dying Light part two till five in the morning. How'd that go? Great. Completed it. No, it's impossible. There's so many side dishes. Can't beat it. It's on and on. It's the scary, it's the dumbest game. At night, have you played Dying Light? No, not yet. At night, it's the most terrifying. What about Silent Hill? I couldn't finish it. I couldn't finish it. I started watching the BTK Killer last night and everybody's, because everyone's been sending me that it's you. I know. You saw the BTK Killer. The drawing is you. Have you seen the drawing? I know. Go to BTK Killer. Please don't. I get DMs and text about it. All day. Look at that. That's 100%. That's so obvious to you though. It's like, who's that? That's Bobby Lee. Yeah, yeah. Did you watch that BTK Killer? No, but I'm a big fan. It's tragic, dude. It's awful to watch. Who's here? Heartbreaking. Who is here? Who's here? Oh. We have a guest? Oh, spooky. Oh, spooky. Oh, spooky. Oh, spooky. Spooky flames. Spooky. Spooky. Spooky flame is here. Spooky flame. Dude, you look like you just got off a meth binge. Yeah, it looks like somebody extinguished your flame there. What's going on, dude? You look wild odd. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Your eyes are so blue. Yeah, your eyes are blue. Okay, thank you. Thanks. Beautiful boy. Thank you. How's it been going? Real beautiful. Good. Is this your Halloween costume we asked you to come in costume? Yes. It's like the Project X outfit. Oh, it's what you wore in the movie? Yeah. Oh my God. Is that exactly the clothes that you wore in the film? Yes. Well, I mean different jacket, but pretty much. Can I be honest with you, bud? Yeah. It's not even a little bit like that. Wait, zoom in. Look at how young you are there. How old are you there? 18. Wow. How old are you now? 33. Is that good memories of Project X? Yeah. Yeah. You do? You have good memories of that? That was filmed near here. Yeah? Yeah. Do you still get residuals from that movie? Yeah, pretty small, but yes. Like what's an average one from that film? I think probably like 3,000 a year. Oh, that's not bad. Yeah, not bad. Free money. Yeah. And then dumb and dumber. No, what? Is who y'all are dressed as? No, Ben and Jerry. The ice cream. Yeah, I'm chunky monkey. Yeah. Who are you? Meg. Oh, okay, cool. It's not all part of the same theme. Like those guys are not part of Ben and Jerry at all. Can you guess what they are? What do you think Carlos is? Oh, Sonic. Yeah. Sonic the Hedgehog. And look who's right next to him is Tails, right there. That's Tails. Richie's Tails. Richie, what do you think Richie is? I don't know. Karen Carpenter. Karen Carpenter, yeah. And then who do you think is in the back there? Who do you think is in the back? He told me Groucho Marx. So you already got tipped off. Yeah. Well, can you want to lie and retake it again? Yeah. Who is that in the back? Someone with a mustache. You started off right. It's Hitler. It's Hitler. That's actually Hitler. That's Hitler before he shaved it into a little tiny. So Hitler actually, that's actually the outfit that he was known for the most. And then he shaved the little tiny mustache here. The art school one. This is art school Hitler. Yeah. Oh, you're the art school Hitler, dude. That's art school Hitler. That was art school Hitler before he got denied and kind of really changed his thought process about the world. But there he is. That's art school Hitler. Is that him as a kid? Yeah. Yeah. Do you think you could at that point? Look at that. Whoa. Wow. Look at those legs. But as a kid, do you think? It looks like Pete. You'd be able to change his mind. Huh? If you ran into Hitler, but you had a time machine, you ran into that Hitler that was like nine years old. Do you think you could be able to change the direction of his life? What would you say? That's a really good question. Yeah. What would you say? Hi, little Hitler. I can't do the, I have. Okay. Yeah. Hello, little Hitler. Hello, Chinese boy. Already. It's hard. Yeah. Well, you know, I'm not Chinese. I think you're just, you know, I'm from a different, but you know, we're all human beings. We're all the kind of the same. You're all from China as far as I'm concerned. Yeah, I get it, but it's like I'm Korean. Rice man. Please, you know what? Calling derogatory words. Little rice man, tiny little. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. No, I like you. You people are okay. Yeah. You're not so bad. Yeah. I think all people are equal. No. All people are equal. Yeah. Not all. What do you, what do you mean? A few people don't deserve the same things as me. I see. Well, let's go through, let's go through the fucking groups. Blacks, Jews, Haitians. Yeah. All equal? Yeah, they're equal on their little plane. Oh, so you're in a different category. Yeah. Well, superior. Okay. No, you kill my, your whole, I would kill him. You can't flip that guy. I don't think it was born. I don't think it was born like that. I think something tragic happened. I think he was probably molested in art school, which is why he had this whole weird art school thing. He was molested and then it was his rage against the world. Was Hitler molested? Gotta be. Was he gay? Gotta be. No, Hitler wasn't gay, dude. No, he wasn't cool enough to be gay. Historians and scholars have found no credible evidence that Adolf Hitler was sexually molested. Rumors circulated after World War II. These were largely for propaganda purposes and have been discredited. I like how they discredited. Like they had to go out of their way to find out. They're like, all right, who molested Hitler? He had a harsh and harsh father. Traumatic episodes. Yeah, I think he had something fucked up. All right, raise your hand if you molest Hitler. Guys, come on. We're not going to get back to painting until you guys tell me who did it. Yeah. We want to do watercolors. Listen, I think he was born that way. You really do. Are you probably a sociopath? No, because something had to have happened to him, dude. I think we're all born pretty clean and good. Something cracks a human. Something breaks. Every time you watch these true crime documentaries, something really bad happened. Right? Does anything really bad happen to you in your life? Not like that. See? Yeah. And that's why he's high-functioning normal adult. Yeah, but someone didn't say something the other day about often serial killers are bedwetters to an older age. And when did you stop running? I did until too old, but not anymore, of course. Like maybe like nine or something. Nine? Yeah. It's pretty old to wet the bed. Yeah. Yeah. That's older than kids that women bring on dates with Bobby. That's pretty, nine is old. I can imagine him coming downstairs like in the exorcist. He just appeased something. He appeased something before. The triad was proposed in 63 by psychiatrist J.M. McDonald based on the observation of small group of nonviolent patients who had made threats. It's a misconception that serial killers are bedwetters. That's not true. That's not true. The McDonald triad. And then like getting a head injury, right? What? A head injury. Head injury, molestation, both physical and sexual abuse towards that, that this, they all kind of have a lot of that stuff in common. But if you look at our society and then you look at like how many serial killers were in Sweden or Thailand, you're talking about low numbers like three, four people throughout their history. Well, the highest concentration of serial killers has got to be from here. It is. It's thousands. We're number one again. But why here? I don't know. Because of the most head injuries. What? We have the most head injuries. You think so? A lot of doctors dropping babies. Studies suggest a correlation between head injuries and serial killing. It's not a direct cause, but there is a tie. I wonder what the other one is. What's your favorite breakfast, Jules? Rice, eggs, and seaweed, and kimchi, and... Spam. Spam. That sounds like one. That's exactly what I like. What do serial killers eat? Is it like a mixed up? Yeah. What is that called? Is that called the dish? Do you have a nickname or something? I don't think so. Serial killers are a variety of foods. Zoom in. There's no single serial killer diet and there should be. That's a new diet plan. You want to have a ripped body? You got to have the serial killer diet. The last meals, fried chicken, french fries, onion soup, well another one requested steak with baked potato. I've been thinking about Dahmer lately, but I don't know. No, we're not going back down that rabbit hole. We have some famous horror movie scenes to bring back old script reading. I'd love to do a script reading. Let me see Dax. 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You really got to turn on that voice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it Morgan Freeman? Yes, it is. Have you ever seen the movie? Okay. Even better. Marshlands early evening. Here he comes. That's what? What's up? What's up? You're Kevin Spacey on this. That was my spacey. Okay, my bad. We're talking about a boy. Yeah, extension. Here he comes. Extension, Marshlands early evening. Here he comes. What? I wish I could have lived like you. Shut up. The fuck you talking about? Do you hear me, detective? I'm trying to tell you how much I admire you and your pretty wife. What? Tracy. What you fucking say? Tuasian, read the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mills freezes, Trinster dough. Dough smiles. Somerset is close. He's disturbing how easily a member of the press can purchase information from the men in your precinct. Somerset starts running towards Mill. Throw your gun down. Now that is Morgan Freeman. Now that is Morgan Freeman. Give me two of me one more time. Yeah, you're also screaming it. Throw your gun down. That's not. No, that was loud. I understand that, but you know how far apart they are? Yeah, you're yelling. You're literally like, you know what I mean, a quarter of a mile away. Go for it. Yeah. Throw your gun down. Same outfit. Same outfit. I visited your home this morning after you'd left. Mills is filled with aching terror. I tried to play husband. I tried to taste the life of a simple man. Somerset is 50 yards away and closing. Throw it away. Louder. Throw it away. Louder as you can. Yeah. Throw it away. It didn't work out, so I took a souvenir. Her pretty head. Mills. Mills raises his gun in the air. Mills, gun in the air. No, no, no. Give me the gun. What's going on over there? Somerset throws his own weapon away. Put the gun down. Show me the box. What was in the box? Because I envy your normal life. Put the gun down, David. It seems that envy is my sin. What's in the box? What's in the fucking box? I just told you. You lied. You're a fucking liar. Shut up. Cut, cut. Cut for a second. Cut for a second, right? I think you subconsciously know that there's something terrifying in the box. I think you do know that it's your wife's severed head. So you're angry. Much more panic. Well, how would you feel if someone had a severed head of someone that you love? Scared. Scared. Yeah. And pissed. And mad. Imagine if someone came to you in the desert with the box and Tito's Bobby's head was in there. How would you feel? Mad. But not with a smile. Yeah, I don't think that would be a good example. I think... Somebody else. Yeah. No, I'd be mad. Yeah, mad. Eesa, your sister. Eesa's head is in the box. Yeah. Okay. No, not in a happy... Yeah, yeah, well, you're smiling. The smiling is crazy. Let's go back to... Let's go back to it seems that envy is my sin. It seems that envy is my sin. What's in the box? What's in the fucking box? I just told you. You lied. You're a fucking liar. Shut up. It's what he wants. He wants you to shoot him. No, no, you tell me that's not true. That's not true. Become Vigeance, David. She's all right. You tell me. He's crying at it. He's crying at it. She's crying at it. I'm crying? I'm crying, Rage. Become Wrath. Tell me she's all right. Are you laughing? If you murder a suspect, David. No, no. She begged for her life detective. She begged for her life and the only life of the baby insider. Summer says slap John Doe across the face. Shut up. Mille's face lit fills with confusion, then a wave of horror. Doe's eyes register shock. He didn't know. Mille's raises and lowers the gun a few times, sobbing. Give me the gun, David. Mille turns the gun on John Doe. David, if you kill him, he will win. Oh, God. Oh, God. Dude. Dude. Morgan Freeman would be jealous. He would be jealous. Yeah, yeah. So good. Dax. Hello. Okay. Very good. Thank you. Very good. Very good stuff. Those are very good. You want a template of Elvid or? That'll be something. It's a good scene. Do you miss acting? It was good. Yeah, it was good. Yeah, it was good. Do you miss acting? Yeah, yeah, I love acting. We got to get you back. We got to make him, we have to write a movie and get Dax in it. He's got to be the nemesis though. You have to be evil. You have to be evil. Right? Would you play an evil guy? What's the most evil thing you've done in your life? Kill the fish. Purposely? Purposely, but because my grandpa had left, we went fishing and you know you have to kill the fish after. You don't have to. Well, I couldn't get the hook out of its mouth. So I, and then he had left to go help my mom and then I had to kill the fish with a rock. Carlos, will you Google serial killer tendencies ties with killing fish with rocks? Is there a tie to? Well, check if it's like while people are fishing. No, no, no, no, that doesn't matter. That's, I think we got two well-known serial killers, Jeffrey Damaran, Albert Fish have documented ties to killing fish and other small animals. But I didn't like it. This, you didn't, it says right here, neither of them enjoyed it while it was happening. They were fishing with their grandfather. Did you cry while you were doing it? No, no. They show tendencies to not cry at all while they're killing the fish. Did you feel anything at all? Yeah, yeah. What did you feel? Terrible. Studies show the word they use is terrible at the beginning, but then sexual arousal when it's over. Did you have an erection? No. Okay. Most of them can't get an erection, it says here, because of the terror. Wow. Do you think you may have some serial killer tendencies? No, but that maybe aligns. So yeah. Maybe one, maybe singular. I think he's the opposite of a serial killer. I think he's a good guy. I think your heart is so pure. Well, he could just be a regular killer and not utilize, you know, he could, no, he's not a killer. I think you're a sweet guy. Thank you. Yeah. I don't know. That's also a party guy. I've seen him a lot in parties that I went. Okay. What part did you go to where you saw Dax? The Zach Justice one and another one and another one. Oh, that's true. It was my friend Ryan's birthday. And you went to that? Yeah. A lot of influencers, people there? A lot of young people. Who invited you? Zach. Because you know she's on his podcast now as a permanent. I see that. Yeah. I see that on the internet. How do you, wait, wait, how do you feel about that, Andrew? Well, you're a bad friend and you do Tiger Belly, then you do Trash Tuesday, then you this. You're kind of like a pod, you're kind of a pod hopper from being on. Yeah, let's be, no loyalty. No, you're a pod hopper. Look, there's a pod hopper right there. Oh my God. Yeah, look at that. There she is, pod hopping all over the place. Pod hopping all over the place. Look at her. You're a pod hopper. It's actually not a good thing to be. It's just family podcast, Tiger Belly. Ew, you pod hop with family. Look at this, look at this. More, more. You're evil pod hopping. Yeah, that's what's evil as pure as pod hopping. Yeah. You stay loyal to us, but no, she's pod hopping. She's pod hopping, dude. Are you and Zach just good friends? How do you know him? He's too bobby. Right. So you introduced the pod hopper to her. Yes, I did. Well, it's your fault. You know, he swooped in. Pod hopping. You pod hopped. Mrs. I don't feel like podcasting. I had to force you to do it. Yeah. Now pod hopping. Now anyone asks you'll do it. How excited are you about the Dodgers? Oh my God. You're such a big Dodger fan. I am. And where are they now? World series. You name some of your favorite Dodgers? Yeah. Freeman, I like. Freddie Freeman, I like Shohei. The best. That other jacket. That game that he played last Friday. The best game. It's probably the greatest baseball game I've played. You're a big Dodger fan, Dax? As big of like any other team. That doesn't, that's not an answer. No, it's not an answer. Yeah, that's not an answer. That's like when you say, do you like food? No, like I like food like people like food. Yeah. They're Shohei, so handsome. He's handsome. Like him don't. He's a big boy. Big boy. He's a big boy. That's what she goes to, right? Too big boy. Yeah. He is a big, big boy. That's Japan's finest export. He has Pearl Harbor energy all the time. Well, it's payback, baby. Yeah. Payback. Yeah. And that's his girlfriend. Yeah. Right there. That's wife. Oh, wife, sorry. Mamiko. Yeah. What is it? Mamiko. Say it again. It's not Hello Kitty. Do you think though, do you think in his head though? She makes me look tan. That's what I like about Japanese women. They make me look tan. Yeah. Do you think in his mind he's like, I shouldn't marry because now I think I could get white pussy? No. Do you think? No. Dude, he's from Japan. Bob's mad now. He's from Japan. His favorite, I think Japan, he represents Japan. He's got to have a Japanese wife. Yeah, he has to. He has some dumb American wife. What a waste of his time. He's got some bozo, goofball. He played in Orange County before. Imagine if he was with some Orange County girl, some Laguna Beach chick. She is very pretty. She's gorgeous. She's gorgeous. Gorgeous. Yeah. Beautiful Japanese girl. What's the, why are you laughing? Because I know you have that mindset of like holding out till like you have succeeded a lot. Well, Bobby, what are you talking about? There it is. Because you can get the hottest girls when you're at your richest and most famous and I know you actively seek that because I would too. I get it. You've said to me an Asian American at their highest pinnacle is getting a hot white girl. You've said that. Crazy. You've said that. You've said that as a successful Asian American, the pinnacle is getting a hot white girl. It's called playing in the snow. Playing in the snow, snow bunny life. You say that, dude. Don't pretend like that's not true. Is that not true? No. It's not. Okay. Acting. I mean, do you think, would you ever date an Asian woman? Yes. Have you? No. Hmm. I've been on a date. With an Asian. Yeah. You can't take this the wrong way, please. Okay. You seem like you do like Asian girls. Yeah. Okay. You've got I like Asian girl, white guy energy. Yeah. Like, it's almost a fetish. Oh, no. Like a tech guy. Yeah. Sure. Do you like dried squid? I've never had that. Okay. See we. Watch porn. What do you watch? Oh, I don't know. He doesn't watch. Do you watch it? Um, sometimes. What's your Google history? I mean, your, um, Pornhub history. The feds probably know. Yeah. Yeah. What were we talking about earlier? Really? It's uncomfortable? Yeah. Yeah. You don't want to talk about that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's, you know, it's so funny you, because I know you're now pretty well. You don't like to talk real private stuff. True. Yeah. Yeah. You want to protect some things about your private life. Yeah. Why is that, you think? I'm just too timid talking about porn on a podcast. I agree. It's stupid. We shouldn't be talking about it at all. Okay. I agree with you. I agree too. Say it. It's stupid, guys, to talk about this crap. It's stupid to talk about this crap. Let's talk about something smarter. Thank you. Oh. I see. And he's right. So, tell me, give us something smarter. That is true. What would you like to talk about that's more intellectual? You know much about that A1 Atlas meteor approaching Earth? Yeah. Is that what it's called, A1? Yeah. What, tell us about this comet that's hurling toward Earth. It's risky, but people aren't too worried. What's risky about it? That it could collide or something. But do you think it's an alien spacecraft? No. Okay. We have another way to test intelligence. I have a Halloween trivia game. Let's see how smart you really are. That's French Halloween trivia. How do you, do you yell it out or do you just raise your hand? It's going to be like the old days. It's point-based. There's 25 questions. We're all going to go in order of that. Everybody gets to buzz in and go first. But we'll start with you being able to go first. But I mean, do you want to buzz in or do you want to go, everybody equal gets a first question? Everybody equal. Okay. So it'll just go down the line. If I don't get it right then it's your turn. Well you guys will all guess. Because some of them are going to be like multiple choice. Not multiple choice but like question one. What is the most popular Halloween candy? What's the most popular Halloween candy? Bobby, what do you think? That's a good one. I know my answer. Candy corn. That was what I was going to say. I was going to say candy corn. Guess something else. Huh? Guess something else. Well that's the one I was going to say. That's not the game. The game's not good that one. Okay, cool. I mean you guys can both guess candy corn. And then if you both are right you both get a point. Yeah, I think that's good. Candy corn is my guess. Candy corn. Reese's peanut butter cup? Oh, that's a good one. Okay, we do candy corn, they do cups. They're correct. Reese's peanut butter cups. One point for Rudy, one point for Dax. That'll piss me right off. That pisses me off, dude. That pisses me off. That was an original call. Andrew starts. What was candy corn originally called? Yes. Candy corn was originally called Witch's toes. Witch's toes. Really? I don't fucking know. I have no idea. Pumpkin fingers. Ooh, pumpkin fingers. Body parts that seems to be the theme. Candy pyramid. Candy pyramid, very specific. Harvest candy. Harvest candy, that's actually good too. The answer is chicken feed. Chicken feed. Next one. What candy is given to soldiers in battle in the Korean War? Ketamine. In the Korean War? Starting with Rudy. Meth and Fetamine. What candy was given to soldiers in the Korean War? I think I know. Sugar cane candy. Sugar cane candy. Hershey's. Hershey's. I'm gonna go with Hershey's. I'm gonna say Sugar Baby's. Good to roll. Fuck. Damn it. These are hard guns. This is one where you have the opportunity to get three points. To actually roll first. Or two points or one point. What are the top three most popular Halloween costumes for dogs? For dogs? For dogs. For dogs? For dogs. Ladybug? Uh, Scarecrow? Astronaut. Me? Yeah. Sunflower? Vampire? Vampire? Vampire? Vampire? Vampire?��������������� Firefighter yeah, that's so funny. No. Yeah, you mean Dalmatian. Yeah. Yeah, firefighter. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, I get it. I get it. I get it to Butterfly what are the three? Pumpkin no one of us hot dog none of us and bumblebee none of us it is still two to nothing I mean one to one to nothing Bumblebee over butterfly or ladybug bullshit. That's what it says you okay. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go Where'd you get this off of truth social? I've pulled it from a bunch of different sources Okay, go ahead and I only make bugs bumblebees in what American state is it illegal to be a priest or none for Halloween? Oh, it's Bobby's arts. Oh, I already know Kansas I Actually now that I think I was gonna say Utah I Don't know name any state Tennessee the good guess Arkansas these would be too hard. This is Alabama No, he was close give him a point. He's no, no, no, no, you don't know you don't know Points yeah, he's closest Alabama and Arkansas neighbors. That's close. Okay. We were nowhere fucking near it. Okay a pumpkin is a fruit true or false true True true You got to go against the grains kid it's true idiot Idiot idiot idiot Bobby and Rudy tied at one point nice andrew and Dax tied at three. Let's go bitch Dax which famed horror actor performed the monologue and Michael Jackson's thriller Vincent Price fellow logo see Emeril Lagosso, sorry Oh Why did you say Vincent Price? I remember there's that like deep voice in that song Um, I don't know I'll say I'll say Vincent Price. I'm gonna copy you Vincent Price is correct. Yes very good guess cool. Thanks. Yeah, you're welcome. You're welcome I'm gonna out now. I'm getting I'm getting out now. There's no way to come back. Yeah, there is hold on There's enough questions where you can tie. Okay, okay? So the standings right now Dax and Rudy are tied with five I for Andrews with four and Bobby is taking up the rear with one You're always taking it up the rear his tone dude. He can no longer be the question guy Richie should be done. Yeah. Yeah. How many you take over Richie take over Richie. Richie take over Richie It's gonna hurt. I think it's this negativity. He's he's he's embodied Groucho Marx right now. I don't like it Yeah, so Richie you take no you Richie takes over Richie takes. Yeah, go ahead Richie. Yeah Richie go ahead bud All right, how many Halloween movies has Jamie Lee Curtis appeared in? The closest okay Rudy Perfect six Two one One Seven oh my Rudy gets it again. Oh my god. Don't look at me dude. I'm in the last place I don't remember you go through you get against what I'm saying. I don't remember at all in Twilight. No, you shut it Richie Richie dude All right, all right in Twilight what year did Edward Cullen turn into a vampire? Never seen the movie in what year what year closest to the year Rudy's up No, you don't even say closest to the year you say closest to the year Richie closest to the year. Yeah Like 17 20 18 20 what's the question? No, Richie in Twilight what year did Edward Cullen turn into a vampire? Oh in the movie like his character So you said you already guessed 17 20 and you guess 18 20 1650 I Think 15 14 1918 oh so that is Dax and I've never seen the movie so Rudy has the opportunity to tie The last question Okay, yep, okay. Yep. Yeah, all right. Yep All right, it's just irritating. I don't know what it is. I think that's why I'm losing Yes, all right, so I don't even hear a word from I love you bud, but Richie from now on He's the reason I'm losing You're fucking go ahead Richie. Don't worry. I'm your good luck charm here. How many minutes Michael keeping up here on screen in Beetlejuice What say it again, how many minutes does Michael Keaton appear on screen in Beetlejuice? 10 17 minutes 28 minutes 17 minutes Bobby gets it right and wins the game. I told you No, he didn't tax tax One final score Bobby Lee three Andrew Santino five Rudy Giuliani six Dax flames seven Happy Halloween, you're no longer welcome on the show. Dax You understand me. Yeah, yeah, I'll come in here and you okay. You're supposed to throw the game for us I'll give a point to everyone So that gets you down six five four next time we do a game, right? Here it goes No more dates and square footage of a fuck of an area. That's insane No square footage or feet or any that's insane, right from now on. It's just fucking fax fax. Yeah, it's only fact You didn't get the fax one, right? Whoa You got the guessing ones, right? Yeah. Yeah You ruined I think you ruined my Halloween This is the worst Halloween ever You ruined anything. Yeah, yeah, any candy that you're excited about getting this year No, because of access to all the candy I want Not me. This is the only time I'm allowed to have it in the house. Really? So what are you looking for too? The Reese's peanut butter cups are shaped like pumpkins. Mmm. My favorites What are you excited about this year? Um, Snickers Don't no don't do it Nothing nothing Nothing Uh nerds gummy clusters that make sense. I do like that like the sour gel or some sort just gel yeah a packet of sour gel I went to um in Burbank. There's a um horror museum Really with the Snickers, it's like it's right there. It's vany. Yeah, I mean last year what reminds you of something Snickers but I only like the king size You fucking perv you're gross. You don't even like Snickers you perverse I went roller skating again last night by myself. Why are you doing that? Invite someone to come with you. No, why are you going solo skating? Because what if you fall again and get hurt? I did fall a couple of times And then I fell once I got up and then there's a how he happens to be black. He is he's he's a referee outfit on And he goes keep it moving Yeah, well you can't I'm like I literally got the wind knocked out of me. Give me a second. Keep it moving Well, you got it. You got to get up and go man. There's a whole thing going on. I know And then you got to put your thumbs up to see if you're all right Were you okay? So when you slam you have to go like this It's so humiliating. That's how they know you're not hurt. I'm okay. I'm okay Was it your first time since the incident? No, I've been going by myself training Yeah, it's never gonna happen again. You're never gonna fall again. I'm the most lonesome human experience You could ever have you put on headphones. No, you just I'm just skating around There's this 90 year old japanese man. He's one foot backwards Wow. Yeah, he's killing it right and it's just like I'm gonna oh, this is yeah, this is my life You're that guy no family Nobody stop it. You can invite so many people that would love to come skate. No one's gonna go skating on a Monday night I should have asked mama. I'm not gonna work with your mom. Why not? She would fall over like a coconut and explode on the fucking Coconut meet all over the place. There's no Coconut skate sesh. Yeah. Yeah, bump bump bump coconut skate sesh. No, there's something I like it because it kind of like, um It's like when you watch a movie by yourself and some of you're like, I'm okay being myself by myself I don't need anybody I don't want to be in a situation where I'm like, I need somebody To make me feel whole I want to be able to do it on my own. It's a little depressing, but um I gotta get prepared because I don't have any children. So it's like I have to be prepared that You're gonna die alone at the end. You know what I mean? It's gonna be we're all gonna die alone Well, you're gonna have friends and family around. So will you? Yeah, that japanese man from the roller rink, maybe he'll be long gone my oh, yeah, yeah, but um Right tax. Don't you think The dying alone. No, but I'm just saying um Do you feel comfortable Just being by myself like eating a meal by yourself? Uh, I do But it sounds like you're you're you're not sure about it. Oh, wow explore that. Would you rather be alone? Uh, a lot of the time do you long for a partner at all? Yes. Yeah. Are you on the hunt? I did go on a hinge date last night. What are we talking? Where'd you go? Um to a bar what bar big foot lodge would you or love big foot lodge a beer? What did she order? Uh, sorry, they uh, I think she went by she Okay, what did she order? What did she they order? She heard they uh sider a little cider. Yeah, give me the conversation What was it? What kind of things do you do? For fun and uh, were you intrigued? Was she pretty she was pretty were you looking pretty? I don't I don't know yet. What did you wear? A black shirt and some jeans. That's pretty. Thanks. What you always want to read. Yes. Yeah. Did you make a move? No, you give her a hug. Yes Now do you make a move when you see a sign or what what is a gut instinct thing with you? What is it? It's really hard. I have yeah, I first kiss is such a hard thing to know how to do. Do you ever ask? Do you just go hey? Yeah, I kind of want to kiss you. Yeah. Have they said no? Um No, no. Oh, you've never said no. This guy closes every fucking you're a closure dude. You're a fucking closer. Ask me for a kiss. I had such a fun time tonight. Do you want to kiss? Oh, that's how direct you are. That was pretty fast. Oh, uh, I would I guess I mean I'm wet, but that was fast You know, I you know, that's interesting. I don't do that because I'm too scared to add I honestly believe that like I I had to have a couple of signs before I go in. What are the signs? Um, I have to know like if they're like What what baseball sign? Yeah No, you oh Yeah, no, I um I need they have to be touching me a lot a lot of touching right right and then it's just the way They look at me. How do they look at you? Oh, I see that as a white girl. Yeah Yes, you know, I mean and then I'm like, I think it's on what's your signal to move in for a kiss I can't I I can't tell that's why so you say can I have a kiss? Yeah, or would you like a kiss? How do you phrase it? I don't remember the last I think the last two times where they actually asked what do they say? Should we kiss or something or do you say yes right away or do you go sure? Yeah? You say yeah, I want yeah Have you ever said the words like? Have you ever said I love you to somebody? Yes. Yes. You've been in love. Yeah. Yeah, and what happened? We broke up That's what happens. That's not funny. Oh, why do you think you broke up? Um, oh Um, well, I think she just wasn't sure what like needed to figure out life or something She did yeah, because you've got to figure it out No, I mean, uh, but I was I didn't feel like I needed to break up So you said you said to her I love you and then she said let's break up Uh, I mean how fast did that? Oh, uh, not in the moment. Oh, okay. Okay Uh, because she had said it back before. Yeah. Yeah What do you mean like she had said like we had been saying it for months. You said it first me Say it to me Um, as if you're her back then anybody someone I love I love you I don't believe it I don't believe you. I don't believe you either do it again You want me to do it to you? I'd love to look lock me in the eyes because don't dart your little eyes away. Look at me eyes I love you. Who's she? Who's that? Wait? Who's I'm chang Bitch Hi, I'm chang Can you again? Can you again? I love you I believe it. I believe that you like chang better than the other one Yeah, you want to kiss you do have an asian fetish What do you want to kiss? Oh, um, yes Do you know that do you do you go close mouth for it? Or you would you open it closed tongue it? Hmm What if she tries to dart your her little tongue inside your mouth? What do you do? Then I would Just probably accept that. Yeah, I gotta take that. I feel like guys have to adapt to her and not the other way around Of course But why because we're lucky they want to do stuff with us right? That's insane. So you instinctually know, okay This is her style because you've seen guys you look at what a man looks like they don't want to do Why would they want to do anything with us? It's insane. No, but in terms of when you first lock lips You've ever seen you naked you fully naked in the mirror. Oh, yeah, it's horrifying. No, I'm not saying you I just In general, what do you guys whispering? What do you whispering? I called you an incel for saying that and then he said you are a performative male It's just back in the room talk like back of the classroom talk, but we can see you Yeah, it's like in school. They can see it's like I'm a performative male What does that mean? I mean kind of like the old like when you'd like pretend to be like Reading or like crying in your car or something to tend to be like deep you like macho. Yeah Like performing a thing for so he's a performative male. It's like a meme now on the yeah Bobby's like exactly that guys are trying to look mysterious or like, you know, like they're oh, yeah, I'm performative. I'm Just I don't think that's a bad thing It's unperformative. There are worse things. Yeah. I think it is negative. It is a negative thing and um There will be revenge Do y'all have first kiss advice? Yeah, I do get permission And people usually say start slow Go as fast and hard as you can tongue As much tongue and you hold their ears grip their fucking ears No, I'm not imagine it's honeycomb and you're a bear you're a bear All right And you gotta see a beehive sniff them. You open up a hole you stick your fucking bear tongue in there And you get all the honey and sometimes in the middle of the kiss call Yeah, like a bear Yeah Yeah, be a bear ghost is that a bear? No, I don't know Really close your eyes You're in the woods. Okay It's a ghost of a bear. It's a ghost bear. Obviously it goes. Yeah. Yeah kissing advice Let's give him kissing advice at the exact same time one two three you got that go Are you gonna do a whole sentence? You're gonna do a whole sentence? Just on the count of three we give him advice at the same time one two three more like whoa more like how to Initiate it rather than the mechanics of doing it. All right, so see if you can pick it up We're gonna do it simultaneously. See if you can pick up some notes ready? One two three you gotta lock eyes with them and then you know me and grab the back of her head And then you just start your face right into the face You know what I mean? And then you open your mouth and you dark dark dark dark dark dark dark with your tongue, right? And if she goes no You gotta keep going Keep going keep going keep going keep going until she's done Okay, thank you And then say thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you for being a bad friend. Say it louder. Thank you for being a bad friend Do like morgan freeman Thank you for being a bad friend Oh