A good outfit cures heartbreak *fashion review solo!*

I'm either rotting inside like a blank or bouncing off the walls of New York City like Spider-Man. I'm either rotting inside like a tomato, apple, a vampire. What up you little freaks? Okay guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. quote so I'm gonna give you a quote and then it's something I've said on this podcast at some point in time we've been doing this for what a year and a half at this point I can't believe this like episode 61 which is crazy to me that I have that many things to talk about so I'm gonna say a quote and my producer you know put these together I don't know if I'll be able to finish all these because I don't know what's coming out of my mouth half the time but let's begin And also, does everyone like my hair color? I got, I went brunette. I feel like no one's talked about it yet. So, all right. The first one is a blank will never ghost you, but sometimes batteries do turn on you. A vibrator. I was right. A vibrator will never ghost you, but sometimes batteries do turn on you. I still stand by this. And this happened to me the other night. The batteries turned on me with not one vibrator, but my backup one too. and I've never felt more slide in my whole entire life like I literally tears were rolling down my eyes and it was like a Sunday and you know like when a vibrator breaks on a Sunday it's almost like a bad omen like you just know like your week's gonna be f***ed after that but whatever okay next one if his texting is blank move on like if his texting is dull sporadic like not consistent i would say move on i feel like that's something i believe marshall it's if he's texting me is spotty spotty same thing potato potato i agree with this i think that's like the best dating advice i've gotten in a year is like if his texting is like not consistent he's not that into you and he's not even being shy about it he's literally basically telling you that he's not that into you by being kind of his body because i do believe in the saying if he wanted to he would Guys are kind of just like kind of matter of fact, very black and white. And if he wants something, he's going to like climb every mountain across every ocean to go get that. And I truly believe that he had chronic blank. It was like what Saran. Coke. Whiskey. Yeah, that's correct. I was going to name every liquor and then I was going to go to Lexapro. Maybe if that wasn't going to cut it. yeah he had crown of coke dick and it was like what saran wrap i used to hook up with this guy from sigma chi when i was in high school like a new sigma chi boy i think i hooked up with like at least eight sigma chi boys when i was in college but this one particular one he was a dealer and so i spent a lot of my time with him in his room doing and sometimes we would do that and it would turn into his dick coming out, but it was always just like flaccid and so not what I want to be looking at directly in the eye. It looked like, you know, a limp anteater. It was very depressing. I think he's getting married now. I hope he figured that out. Anyways, next, I made him feel like the smallest man alive by pulling out my own blank right in front of him. Again, vibrator. Yeah. That was correct? I talked about this on last week's episode. This is the most powerful move a woman can do is to just like emasculate the out of a man. If he can't make you finish, do it right in front of him and show him how. Like that's so hot and like such a baller move in my opinion. Next. Stop trying to make a situation ship a relationship. It's not blank. It's not working for you. um it's not fun to do that what is it a hint here it's like a store at the mall with stuffed animals stuffed animals it's not you like webkins clothes on it club penguins it's uh build a bear build a bear build a yes build a boyfriend okay yeah build it i stand by this i think that you know a situationship is a situation for one person and not the other person so yeah and don't force it i just like situationship shouldn't last any longer than a month two months three months tops three months i think i talked about that with kendall like the longest I would allow a situation chip to run on would be three months in the winter summer one month cap and that's important the seasons are important for that one if he only texts after 10 p.m you're an blank not the main course you're an appetizer yeah that's true extracurricular oh both work the right answer was extracurricular but I think appetizer works too because I feel like he probably has some other thing on the side that couldn't meet him between the hours of 7 and 10. I don't know men are so sus but it's always a red flag if he's texting you after 10 p.m and it goes both ways for girls and boys I feel like any guy that I hit up after 10 p.m I don't actually care about I'm just probably cold and need a warm body near me and some attention yeah i stand by all this i'm wondering if i'm gonna cross one of these that i'm not gonna like agree with or if they're all just gonna be something i'm doubling down on maybe i've evolved in the past year i don't know let's see okay pillow talk is dangerous that's where blank is born banter delusion delusion i mean both are true though because pillow talk is really where you get like you know but delusion works better because that's when you start like talking about your feelings you're a little buzzed you're about to hook up or you just hooked up and you're talking about like your family maybe not directly after like his dicks in you but like you know you hit all like the important topics of conversation that make you feel like you're connected to them when in reality it's just like you're you just are naked with someone so i just feel like pillow talk is really fucking dangerous which is why if you are very vulnerable in that situation you should probably not have any sleepovers at all which is why i try not to i also just like don't like waking up next to a man i'm like what are we doing i need to start my day if you didn't finish it was a blank with a guest star. I know this one. You do know this one. I do know this one. A heartbeat, a vibrator. It was a nap. A nap. That was good. How'd I think of that? A nap with a guest star. It was basically just like a lucid dream that like didn't end well. You know, when you're like having these dreams where you feel like you're falling and then you wake up right before you hit the ground that's literally like having sex when you don't finish it's like nothing happened i just felt like it was for a second and nothing happened a lucid dream if you will but nap works too but stuff is is a blank is a great way to get to know someone is a fun hobby is a hobby is a the hint is when you hope someone catches you hope someone catches you you believe that stuff is a trustful yeah but stuff is a trustful i'm so good i am poetic as fuck that was basically some dr sue shit right there it is a trust fall and i understand the context it's hard to like not know the context of which i say these things because i was probably talking about how sometimes you just like don't know what's gonna happen when you are having anal because it's very ambiguous down there i mean not for me imperfect and gorgeous but like it can be you know I've heard horror stories where it can be very messy I've never ran into that situation but like I know people that have been in that situation and I don't think that's that abnormal I mean if you're gonna like go in there through the trenches not knowing what you're gonna find I think you have to like prepare yourself to like be run into that situation I have never been in that situation and hope I never have to be but it is a trust fall I agree with that okay friend friends with benefits only works if the blank is good if the dick is good the hint is that the word is it already in the sentence if the benefit is good Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so this is what I meant here, which basically is the same thing as, like, if the dick is good. If you are dealing with a man and you having sex and you not finishing and like he not a friend with benefits Like something you have to be benefiting it from something Whether you're friends with benefits and he takes you to fucking Carbone. Like there has to be some benefit on the table where you feel like you are gaining from the experience. For me it'd be dick, it wouldn't be dinner. But for some people I think they would enjoy a beautiful steak dinner if they had to entertain a guy. I mean, that's, I feel like that's seeking arrangements though, if I'm being honest, but yeah, I agree with that. I feel like that's a safe sentence. Okay. I'm in my era of saying blank and I feel like it's an era. I feel like it's a fun era to be in if you're safe. Blank is yes. I'm in my era of saying yes. Yes. I feel like I'm still in this era. I don't know when I said this. I'm always in a perpetual era of saying yes. I feel like that's kind of what makes it kind of what brought me here in front of this fucking microphone is because I have stories to tell and experience that experiences that have been had. And I've learned a lot of life lessons. I learned what I don't like, what I like. I've had a lot of work opportunities like yes can work in a lot of different ways here. I feel like saying yes is amazing if you know, you're being safe. Like don't say yes to a guy telling you that he has candy in the back of his van. We say no to that. Good sex won't fix a bad man, but it will blank your exit. Prolongate. Basically, yeah, it was delay. Delay, prolongate, potato, potato. I 100% agree. I've been in this position a lot of times. But I've also been in a position where like, you know, I feel like, oh, maybe you could get better. Like, sometimes when you really like someone, you think the sex is just so bomb and like you're like, fuck, like he's so hot, so bomb. And then like hindsight's always 20-20. You look back at the sex you were having compared to the sex you're having with the new guy and you're like, wait, I was just like really into this guy. I wasn't really into the dick because that happens sometimes too. But yeah, that's, you know, I feel like that's important. Okay, the best way to get over a man is to get under another one. I didn't even have to think about that. The blank was another one. Yeah. Distraction, distraction, distraction. Because, you know, for damn sure, he's probably getting on top of a lot of other bitches. And so I also like to think about the fact that, like, is this man really dwelling on me? Is he really fucking thinking about me? Like, I don't. I try to have that perspective. And I'm like, I'm going to think about this man equally as much as he's thinking about me. and if he discarded me so easily like that, then fuck, I'm just gonna not think about him. Yes, it's easier said than done, but it's easier to not think about him when you are getting fucked by a new hot guy and I truly believe that. I'm either rotting inside like a blank or bouncing off the walls of New York City like Spider-Man. I'm either rotting inside like a tomato apple they're afraid of the sun a vampire yeah this is very true and i'm trying to work on that i'm trying to get my steps in a little bit more but i've only graduated from going from my bed to like my couch from going to you know my bed to like maybe downstairs to get a coffee and then i'll come back up and then vampire mode activated it's too fucking cold outside i don't even feel bad about it it's disgusting outside and i have to be out all night for this shit to work here okay and i have to meet new people i am networking i am meeting fucking people also i'm single like i'm not gonna find my husband inside of my apartment but i still abide by this i do think when i do get into something a little bit more serious that i'll probably want to stay in a little bit more but for now my tits are up and i need to find things to do outside my apartment so i will be outside at night like spider-man i don't care about gift giving blank me comma period i'm assuming the word is fuck that's correct i do gift giving's not really my love language unless the gift is your body on top of me but i just not my love language i'm a very physical touch person i'm very quality time person i don't really give fuck about acts of service i'll get a task rabbit but i'm like pretty independent when like other than that like i don't even need words of affirmation really like i give myself enough of that in the mirror i've gotten used to it at this point Also, like I don't give out words of affirmation to men really that much. I don't need their ego strokes more than they're like already being stroked by other bitches. Like it's enough. Enough. Okay. Next. I'm like the blank that puts the fork into the light socket to see how many times it takes for my hair to fry off. I'm like the blank that put, I'm like the dumb bitch that puts the fork into the, I'm like the whole. Did I say dumb bitch? It was just bitch. oh words of affirmation that is true i'm the like similar comparison would be like i'm the type of person that like like a stop sign is green like the red flags are green like i just like get i get colorblind when it comes to men like it takes me a long long long time to learn like my lesson is basically what i'm saying here like basically it will take me to getting my hair fried off my body via electrocution to learn that doing that is bad for you and i think i was probably comparing it to like my experiences with men because if i like someone i just give the benefit of the doubt until like i'm blue in the face and it is not a good trait of mine but it's an honest trait of mine a good outfit cures blank faster than journaling insecurity self-love self-hate sunday scaries a good outfit cures heartbreak a good outfit does cure heartbreak faster than journaling but i also would think that not only a good outfit a good shopping spree would do that too like whenever i'm down about myself my parents are in town we go on a fucking big burgdorf run we go to fucking sacks we go to two mines we hit all the spots and get all this shit and like i swear like i don't fucking need a man after that like i just the happiest like that's my flow state right there last one is it's raining blank out there right now and i was in a drought it's raining dick out there right now and i was in it yeah i was probably referring to one of the summers i've had i would assume that was the context because like you know the summertime like there's so much men there's so much fucking dick everyone's in the hamptons everyone's on nantucket people are hot and fucking horny there was so much dick around me but like i was yet still in a drought it's fucked up i'm like still kind of in a drought right now i had sex last week but i don't even count it but you know how it goes okay well that was a fun segment i actually really enjoyed that and it was fun to reflect on some stories we haven't touched on in a really long time i just can't believe we're in the 60s for our episodes like it's kind of fucking nuts That was fun. I enjoyed that. Okay, for the next segment, I thought in the spirit of Fashion Week, being in our rearview mirror, we would go over some fun, iconic pop culture outfit fashion moments from red carpets. And then I'm going to go over some of mine because we all know that I've had some questionable outfits back in my day. I don't think really people understand their own style until they're like mid to late 20s. Like I'm still getting to figure it out. But I look back of what I was wearing like two years ago. And I go, why the fuck would I do that? Like, why? No. But let's start with other people before I absolutely dog myself. Let's start with the Rihanna omelet dress back at Gala moment. I love a good omelet. I mean, this is very campy. She's wearing this very long gown, has a massive train. She has, I mean, I just fucking love Rihanna. There's no world where I'm gonna be like shitting on fucking Rihanna right now. but she has like this beautiful headpiece on beautiful bling she's so fucking rich cunt like she's rich ass fucking cunt and i am obsessed about that with her because i feel like she really is tasteful in what she chooses i don't even like that they're referring to this thing as an omelet because now i can't see it and i'm kind of hungry now but it's beautiful it's gorgeous i think overall i love this one i think yellow is a beautiful color on her i would have to try this one on before i mean like only so many fucking people can pull this off i think she's probably in that category i don't know if i could pull this off or i don't think it'd be like my first choice if i was going to the met gala not that we're near that at all but i think that one day maybe fingers crossed i think she looks beautiful let's go the next one the kardashian kim kardashian marilyn monroe dress mackala i feel like this got a lot of like this is pretty controversial and hated because they were like why would you like take this iconic dress out of the vault and wear it and it kind of i feel like people thought they tainted it a little bit i just feel like that's very kim kardashian though I mean, she looked beautiful. I love her super, super blonde hair. I feel like it fits perfectly with this dress. I love the fur moment shawl around her arms. And I mean, it's an iconic moment. And I think part of fashion, even if it's controversial, it gets, you know, you want to create conversation. conversation i feel like some people do make moves like this to get eyes on it and be like even if people are shit talking it shit talking the moment they still talking about it there a saying bad press is still press i i really believe in that like your name still getting out there And for this reason I don think she ever be an irrelevant human being because there's always something to talk about with Miss Kim K. And I love that about her. The Bella Hadid spray-on dress. Iconic. If you guys know, like, Bella Hadid, she's literally, like, my hall pass. I'm obsessed with her. I think she's the hottest human being ever. She is gorgeous. She does nothing wrong. Her body is insane. and I think she's like the most stunning supermodel out there I thought this was really creative I mean I would be so scared shitless to do this just because like what if the dress fell off and people are watching and then my fucking clits out like what like what are you gonna do like she's like fully niki getting spray painted in the middle of a runway which is kind of like you're watching art and fashion combined into one all in real life it's a very much uh interactive 4d experience um i thought she ate this up okay next is the lady gaga meat dress i mean i never liked this but i've never really i mean i love lady gaga i've never understood a lot of her fashion choices but like i said like she this gets people talking like people are like oh she's wearing fucking meat. I mean, for me, I feel like that would smell and get like a little sticky and like maybe not like the safest. Like I would hate to be sitting next to her at whatever show she was showing up to. It looks like it was the video music awards. Like you're going to the VMAs wearing a full fucking flaming yawn. I don't know if I would want to be sitting next to Lady Gaga during this, but, and even her shoes are meaty. Like, I don't think I would like that between my toes. I just don't know what her and her team sat down and talked about this before making this decision. I would love to be a fly on the wall for this, but you know, it's definitely a choice, but yeah. JLo Versace dress. I mean, I feel like I've seen a lot of people recreate this. I mean, I think it was great for the time. I'm not a JLo fan. She gives me bitch vibes and not in a good way. I've heard she's very rude to people. which I don't love like I love a diva but like I don't love a mean diva like there's a huge difference but for me just not loving JLo I'm just not gonna give good commentary on this dress would I wear this dress yeah I think I could now with my tits being super fake and I think also for what i don't know what year this was in i think it was like early 2000s or 2010 ish in that range year 2000 i think this could probably have been like a cool moment people probably like oh my god but now i don't know it's like i don't love floral patterns also like to award show like i'd wear this maybe if i was like in mykonos or something like that but to an award show probably not okay kylie and kendall at the met gala this was a very campy moment i thought it was cute for them to have a sister moment i do really like kylie and kendall like i like people always have something to say about them i feel like i've always liked them i feel like they're kind of silly i mean it's beautiful they look like beautiful mermaids like i think whatever they do the kardashians and the jenners whatever they do they put 110 into it and there's so much thought into every single detail and that comes across so clear to me opposed to some people that just I feel like kind of just throw something on I feel like they're so intentional which I feel like should be appreciated more um but I loved it I don't like love the colors that were shows in but I feel like for whatever this theme was I think it worked for some reason they're kind of giving like mermaid meets Victoria's Secret fashion show which like makes sense for them okay next Britney and Justin in all denim fun fact i me and my ex-boyfriend we dress like this as our halloween costume to a frat party in college and i think we crushed it i love a little canadian tuxedo moment and they were such an it couple of this time period so i feel like this was different in everything at the same time also i feel like it was during an age where denim like everyone was wearing denim like to the max and i mean britney just looks so beautiful like honestly free britney i miss her and justin i'm not a big fan of him now for a few different reasons but i feel like i like this fit i feel like it's different and fun and cute and they were like so cute and like 30 at the time so i feel like it worked princess diana in her revenge dress fucking iconic there needs to be more public figures like princess diana like she's just a timeless icon um i think she outshines like a marilyn monroe or anything like that she's just like so iconic and she deserved a lot better than what she was the hand she was dealt i think the revenge dress referred to she wore this like right after her divorce or right after it was televised by like the administration that her husband charles the prince of wales was cheating on him her with some raggedy ass hoe yeah i mean she looked hot and i think she ate and i think she knew exactly what she was doing and rest in peace to that queen i just like can't believe that fucking man cheated on her like she was everything and more she gives me like hailey bieber vibes in the best way possible okay beyonce 2015 met gala isn't she like in the epstein files or like the illuminati she's not jay-z is i don't know i just don't know what goes on behind closed doors with them but her dress is beautiful her ass looks phenomenal in this i love the rhinestone moment on the trail i mean beyonce's always been that bitch and her body looks tea in it she looks like a garden fairy but like yossified beautiful looks like she's like adam and eve with all like the flowers around her like parts it's gorgeous look okay next jennifer lawrence 2011 oscars i don't know what it looks like maybe versace i don't know what she's wearing i think it's kind of plain i think jennifer lawrence is like so like the girl next door like so gorgeous doesn't need a lot of makeup like very simple I think maybe that's why they dressed her in such a simple red gown but I think I would love to see her in a more like eccentric yesified like grandeur like moment but she looks beautiful I'm a big fan of her Lady Gaga egg arrival 2011 Grammys um I don't know what to say about this like I would never be an egg it's giving like Clash of the Titans or it's giving like Trojan Horse I don't like I can comment on Lady Gaga all I want but like I'm never gonna understand her creative like freedom when she makes these decisions on these carpets she like makes statements and I feel like that's kind of her shtick and I respect and appreciate that but you know it's definitely out there it's Definitely a decision she made and she was like, okay, I'm going to do it. But that's kind of her vibe. Egg arrival. Like, I don't know what to say other than, okay. Rihanna, 2018, Meghala-themed heavenly bodies. So many Rihanna and Lady Gaga. She looks beautiful. Like, I love this. Like, I love the crown. I love the drapery. It's like she's wearing art almost. Her shoes are everything. This looks like a really, really, really, really heavy gown. gown like this looks like it's a thousand pounds but she's iconic point blank period okay that was a fun segment going over some celebrities on some carpets and now we're gonna get into my own fashion moments but before I do that I will say that if you guys are watching this on YouTube I will be clipping like you know the pictures as I'm describing it but if you're audio only I'm gonna do my best to describe what I'm wearing but if you want to see just go to the YouTube and they're gonna be like clipped but yeah let's get into this my first look was me and Remy Bader did a Halloween party last year not last Halloween the one before it and it was like fairy themed it was like whimsical like I don't know what kind of theme it was my tits look great in it this is my old boob job I didn't love my hair during this time and I feel like as we keep going I'm gonna continue to dislike my hair this has been my favorite hair look the hair i have right now but yeah i mean i have a good tan going that's back when i used to stack my necklaces a lot my filler is definitely screaming at everyone in the face and yeah it looks like i could fly away at any moment i don't know i liked the body glitter, the veins are popping out of my chest via tit. And I think Kat McDonough did my makeup for this and she slayed the beat down heavy because I definitely did not do that eye by myself. I give this four olives. I look pretty good here. It was Halloween though. I wouldn't like wear this to the grocery store. Okay, next is me and my big daddy, big dick daddy, great daddy. We're at crew in nantucket absolutely ripping it the fuck up lots of cucumbers lots of vibes i don't know what the fuck i was wearing here i look like a yossified fairy i like daniel guzio i'm a big fan of the brand this is a daniel guzio blazer but why am i wearing a sparkly blazer why am i wearing a sparkly bra underneath it with denim it made no sense and also my filler is out of control and i obviously kiss one passion to the out of this picture face app hated to see me coming in 2023 and my stack was just really insane this is when i like started to get maybe a little pretty but like still i was so my jaw was like handsome squidward i was pretty chopped during this time period as well this is before i discovered what masseter botox was but like i did have abs so i guess that's good graden looks the hottest in this picture let's be real he is the star of this show i would rank it like a two out of five olives just because graden looks good in it okay next i knew you'd choose this picture this is me my mom and my sister doing what looks like to be a pre-thanksgiving you know or pre-easter or pre-christmas picture in front of our home in boston i always admired my mother and she's had this haircut since she's been in her mid-20s and we both agreed that it would be cute if I tried it bad decision I look like a fucking little boy in a pink coat I look like little Bo Peep I look like 11 from Stranger Things and I was fucking chubby as fuck when people ask me like why are you so funny I show them pictures like this but it's fucking cute so I ranked this a five out of five olives because that bitch is why I am the person I am today in both good ways and bad and the girls I gotta get it the girls I don't you were probably mean to me in middle school oh this is a great pack this is when I first discovered face app and I was going really happy on it this was also Halloween like or something along those lines I don't know what the fuck I was wearing but I thought it was eating here and I really had that like devilish stare down. I thought the makeup was really good. My jaw was really crazy. And my hair color was ass. But three out of five olives, you know. I think I was probably going to Tao. Next one. I actually really liked this picture. I remember back in the day, like this was Halloween too. Like they're not like real outfits. I think this outfit ate, I think I looked hot. I got laid this night. I thought my makeup was good. I think I got it done, glam squad. My hair looked pretty good too. Like it was a good blonde. I had no tits here. I give this a five out of five. Like I think I remember like really thinking I crushed this one. And my dad was like, what the fuck are you wearing? You look like a dumb slut. But I thought it's laid. Okay, next. Okay, this was when we lived in Miami for three months during COVID. I was going through a lot of weird outfit ideas during this time period. like why was i wearing leather pants with shirling lined booties in miami like who does that no and like these cropped like spandexy pants with like a cropped shirt and some cheap sunglasses and why are my legs open like that like it's giving holland tunnel and i posted this with free will but i don't know i was getting laid god i'm falling asleep i was getting so much dick during this time period so i don't think i was really paying attention to my outfits but i could have done so much better i was like 23 here 24 god that apartment was really crazy and it looks like the picture in the background was that picture from the gossip girl from the apartment doesn't it look like that anywho okay the next is me cross-eyed as fuck this is like right after like my parents found out that i had some brain infection because they were like looking at me and i'll be crawling on the floor like this and they'd be like what's wrong with this fucking like satanic baby that has their their eyes all over the place but it was so cute but i'll get so heart sick i just like was a devious little baby cross-eyed just running amok i give this five olives just because like i can still do this like and it's my party trick like this is what gets me guys at the end of the night because it's so endearing i'm looking at camera a and b right now like how many people can say they can do that you know five olives because because she's so cute like if my baby looked like that I'd be like this okay next photo is me pre-gaming with a bunch of my bitches I'm wearing a cute white top I remember I wore this white top every day until it was destroyed and I feel like every college girl can like relate to that like there was like that one shirt that you just like shared with your whole group of girlfriends that just like looked good on everyone that was this shirt and i was holding this massive bottle of gray goose or balbadire either or and i was always the girl that would like i had my dad's apple pay i'm like i had like my dad's card on my apple pay so i would always like try to flex and be like the people pleaser of the group and like go to the liquor store as like a 17 year old and be like i'm getting the nice vodka so we don't have the drinks that guy tonight and i would hold it up in every picture i don't know why it didn't clock me back then or no one clocked me like my insta was public and i'll be posting me with like fucking bottles to the face like chugging bottles like i didn't give a fucking single fuck which i probably should have because i went to like an all girls catholic school and you know applying to colleges like they probably wouldn't have loved that but like i looked really good here i'd worked i'd done crossfit all summer and i feel like my body was like good and healthy here and i was strong i had like nice cheeks going my hair looks really healthy and then the freshman 15 hit like everyone everything went downhill but but i give this four olives i'm friends with most of these girls in this picture still actually i'm like pretty friendly with all of them but margo my roommate to the left here it's like my best friend lauren on the right like i'll be at her wedding i was at her engagement party a few weeks ago it's just crazy how time flies like that what in the fucking beetlejuice is this i look like a fucking just escaped prison i look like i just escaped prison like this is my friend george reed i mean he looks dapper he always dressed really well he He was from like Darien, Connecticut or something or something like that. Connecticut boy always dressed really well. Like, I don't know what the fuck I was wearing here with my Gucci bag. Like it's giving two patterns at once. I also lost that Gucci bag in an Uber one year. Fuck. And I'm wearing massive Gucci frames. I look like I have no idea what I'm doing and that I just want to wear like logo shit. which is kind of sly but okay i give this two out of five and the two olives go to it's just like fucking funny like what the fuck am i wearing jumpsuits used to be like a big thing though they used to be like really cunt okay this is me and margo this is i'm having a party in my basement which i used to do all the time it's giving lf i can tell the year's 2016 based off the leather fake leather skirts in the collared off the shoulder you know tops it's giving lf to the max it looks like we just rated lf and then i had the party i give this a five out of five just because i feel like lf was like a moment in time lf is like one of those things where like archaeologists one day are gonna like find like a fucking like you know like the cross haltered like tank top that cost 500 dollars and be like what was this in time and like it'll be in history books because lf was like the biggest scam of 2016 my sister worked there like it was crazy it was like every man for themselves that everyone would run in there with their wellesley moms and just like fucking rip the place apart people would be robbing the joint like it'd be fucking nuts but it was definitely a moment in time that needs to be respect done um okay here me with my bitten nails holding my three trophies pasta sauce all over my gi which is what I'm wearing it's like a karate thing if you don't know you know um my mom by the way wants me to still get back into karate she thinks that like it needs to happen she's like you need to get your black belt because i got my brown belt and then stopped and then like i just need to finish it she thinks but i don't have the fucking time to be like going to the dojo like let's be real so it looks like i won three trophies and got one medal and then got pizza after based off of what is all over my and like this is my natural hair color like and like i was such a tomboy and like doing karate when everyone else is doing a competitive sport arguably kind of pick me it's giving like hi i'm different hi i'm more different than you but honestly it kind of eats okay well that was a fun segment that was fun chirping myself but honestly like memory lane kind of nostalgic hopefully my fashion sense has gotten a little bit better some people clock me for that but like i think fashion has to do with like expressing yourself and your personality and if you're like confident in what you're rocking then i feel like it is a look in itself but anyways i will see you guys next week as always you can watch my youtube i would actually highly recommend watching this episode episode specifically on youtube just because i will be clipping all those outfits i talked about but if you are not if you're driving the car on the way to work on the way to school god knows what back from your sneaky links house you can listen to me on any other platform like subscribe tell your friends as always I love you guys so much so dearly so deeply and I'll see you next week bye