Steve Red Curry & Blake Griffin

You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? Woo. White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Woo. You two are something. We're bad friends. Oh, that's a tight shirt. That's cool, is that new? No, I've had it. Oh, I like that Fleetwood Mac. Name your favorite Fleetwood Mac song, go. Love that, that's my favorite kind of stuff right there, dude. I hate being, Put on the spot. I know. I hate it. How'd you do last night? You were in a real bad mood last night for some reason. I said, hello, do you in the hallway? I'll tell you why. And you shuffled me off as if we haven't been friends for 15 years. I'll tell you why. I literally was like, hey man, and he goes, hey, I don't even want to be here. Like a little, I was like, what does that have to do with me? Because right before, you don't know what happened right before. Well, tell me. This guy got comments up to me, he goes, hey, I go, what's up? He's like, what's up? You don't remember me? And I'm like, no, he's like, 2018, dude. And I go, what? Was that Mr. 2018? Yeah, Mr. 2018. That guy won. And he goes, second show, Saturday night. Brea, dude. I was with the funny hat and the weird shoes. You mean fun, you know, like that kind of thing. Like I'm supposed to go, oh yeah. You didn't remember him? No, I didn't remember him, dude. Well, he's here now. Come on in, Marcus. Do you ever get that? No. Where people are like, you don't remember me? Yeah, I mean, I've had people that say that, not people in the crowd, but people say, do you not remember me? And it's the meanest, rudest thing you can say. Oh, I've had someone go, you don't remember me, do you? And you're like, okay, well, that's, what do you want me to do here? I know. How do you want me to get out of this? Right. The guy yesterday said, I think I'm crazy, dude. Happens all the time. I love, look, here, can we, I love fans. I want to say hi to everybody. Me too, I love them. But also say hi in not the weirdest way possible. Right. A guy literally yesterday goes, am I mistaken or are you a podcaster? How would you like me to respond? He was mistaken. He was mistaken. I go, I don't know, buddy. I don't know what else to say. And then I feel weird and I get in the car and I go, what was that? Yeah. But what was I supposed to do? Go, yes, it's me, the podcaster. Yeah. In a long line at a checkout at a hardware store. I feel, what do you want me to say? Just say yes. Yes, and then what? Yeah, I know. Then it's weird, then he's like, okay. And then, just waiting with my stuff. Just say hi. Just say hi. Or when they're jokey too, I don't like it. Well, you get it way worse. Ken Jeong, what's up? You know what I mean? And then like five minutes, I'm just kidding, bro. I'm hoping it didn't cross the line. It's like, it wasn't funny. I'm regretting a little bit putting up the post for your mom's birthday because man, am I giving everyone resonance to go, I'm Barbie mom, I'm doing it again. I'm fueling the fire. It's in my special. I know. And you know what? Yeah. Very cool. No, no, I think it's very cool. You're cool. Boy, oh boy, am I excited to see this special when the first cut comes out. I saw it already. Has anybody else seen it? No, I saw it. You better let me see it. I saw it, it's upstairs. I know, they're literally here. They're literally upstairs. They edited my special too upstairs. But it was the first time where I sat down and I watched the whole thing. And guess what? Fantastic. Not fantastic, but it was serviceable. Come on, shut up. No, serviceable is good. I bet it's great. No, I can't tell if it's great, but I'm watching, oh, I do seem like a standup. You're a 30 year professional. I understand it, but I watched it and was like, oh, that was okay. That was good. I bet you it's more than okay. It's better than okay. Serviceable is a good word though. That should be my next special. Serviceable. Yeah. Standup, here it is. I did some. Yeah. Yeah, why not? If I do one in my life, it's like that's a good one to have out there. Yeah, look at that. Fulfilling it's function adequately usable. That's serviceable, functional and durable rather than attractive. That's also true. Neither of us are that attractive, but we are functional and durable. I don't think I'm ever gonna do one again. I thought about that the other night. Aristotle was like, what's going on? I'm like, I'm doing all certain new stuff lately. You crush every time. Even, you're the weirdest guy because it's like you'll do a special and then like fucking two months later, you already have a new 15. I know, but it's, you know, but I don't. Crushing, crushing. I thought you were crushing. No, but I don't think I'll ever do another special again. I really believe that. I think I'm done doing them. I think they're fun, but I'm like, I think something else is gonna happen in the world of stand up. Like I think something is on the move. Ooh, AI? Well. AI? AI. AI, AI, AI. That's what I call it, AI. My cousin told me the other night about, they had a meeting, he works at Apple, you know my cousin, he said they had a meeting about that Tom Cruise Brad Pitt. They had an internal meeting about the detriment of that to the business. Because it went crazy viral. You know that scene we showed of the Brad Pitt meeting? Yeah, that's right. I've been watching it. People are panicked about it. Because it's so good and so real, people are now like freaking out. So internally they're like, what's going on? What are we gonna, how are we gonna stop this? Because people at home are gonna start just making full films using AI. Yeah, they would say that Netflix, the future of Netflix, someone was imagining you just prompted it and then it gives you the movie that you just prompted. And let me tell you something, we've been joking about that for a long time. Netflix is 100% gonna do that. Why would they not? I mean, I don't like it, but what's gonna stop them? You talk quick. Yeah. It's a little too quick for me. You had a couple of cups off. I was throwing the ball at the dog and had a couple of cups of coffee. That's what I was saying. And then I spilled coffee all over my pants. You should have been an auctioneer. And my dog laughed at me. I spilled coffee all over my pants when I was throwing the ball at the morning and she went, you know when the dog, when they do some human shit and you're like, don't laugh, that's not funny. Yeah. And the dog was like, just throw the ball, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just throw the fucking ball and shout out. Your dog's the best. Throwing the, I ran into another dog this morning, a similar looking dog, but a white version. I'm a black dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As you know, Jet Black. Yeah. That's his name, Jet Black. The white version, did he have like a gold chain? The white, that's what my black dog said. He was appropriating my walk. Cause the dog was walking with kind of like a little swagger. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. My dog did not like that. Yeah. Cause your dog is black, but suburban. Suburban black. Yeah, yeah. My dog is jet black. Hello, how are you? Good to see you. You would think that would be like, what's up? But it's not. Hello, Robert. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you like something to drink? It's a girl, but yeah. She is, yeah, yeah. 20, 20, she went to Brown University. She went to Black University. It's enough of this. It's enough of that. You know what I almost went to go see last night? Good luck, have fun, don't die. Or have fun, good luck, don't die. Cause I saw the trailer and I thought, this looks really good, except it does look amazing. Except every single trailer now, or every new movie is End of the World. So here's what I propose to Bobby Lee. Yes. I'll do it. This is all kind of dystopian, scary, the world is over shit, like Pluribus, all that. Why don't we make a show where we save the world? It's not ending, we fix it. Cause these are kind of like Doomsday film. Everything is a Doomsday film. What's a Boomsday film? Let's do Boomsday. We're gonna do it with us. Is there a Doomsday happening in the movie? And we reverse it? I think it's the end. So these movies are like the beginning of Doomsday. I think that Doomsday is over. It's already happened and we fix the world. We fix it. Yeah, like we go through the steps to fix the world. Don't you think that's a good idea? That's a really good idea. Because all these Doomsday films make me sad. Like this looks awesome, but man, does it look sad. Yeah. Like he's come from the future and he's telling all of us it's over. So it's about to happen. That's the trailer. And I was like, why can't it just be, it's all over, everything is bad, but Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino have to fix it. Okay, good. Don't you like that? I like that a lot. Boomsday film, Bobby Lee and Santino. Let's do a movie where all of a sudden this big, thick guy from the fucking future comes. Chappelle Lacey? Yeah, like Chappelle Lacey, but he's sort of like an AI killing machine. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, yeah. And then what happens is we have a friend named Sarah Connor. I'm listening. Yeah. Pretty good, right? So far? Good name, that's a really, really catchy name. What? Sarah Connor. Yeah. Really good. But she's not the Android machine, killing machine. Is she human? Yes. Wow. Yeah, yeah. Okay. And he goes, he has to say, I'll be back all the time. He has to say all the, yeah. That's his catchphrase? Yeah, yeah, I'll be back all the time. Really good, Bob. Yeah, thank you so much. You should write this down. Wasn't the original catchphrase, I will be right back? Isn't that the joke is I will be right back. And he changed it? And they got an argument about it. I'll be caught on Arnie. That's not what it, you know, is that what happened? No, the original line was, he refute, yeah, yeah, yeah. The original line is I'll come back. And I guess he said, a machine wouldn't say I'll come back. Really? Yeah, he said that. Apparently he was like, well, I mean, that's kind of how he talks in real life. Yeah. He probably just misread it five times. And they were like, we'll just keep it. I'll be back. They're like, Arnold, it's I'll come back. He's like, I'll be back. They're like, fine. I'll be back. We can't do 12 more. He fucked it up every time. But it truthfully, apparently he was saying they got into an argument about it. Yeah. And it became one of the most iconic lines in the film. But it was jokingly written as I'll come back. Well, that's kind of powerful. Well, if I'm the director, okay. Yeah. And I was like, hey, I'm Arnold. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because I've never seen you do your Arnold. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So how good is this movie gonna be? I'll be killing it. We're crushing. I love you, I love you, Arnold. Listen, Cameron, James. Yeah, I woulda. Are we crushing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I wanna do is lift weights. Yeah, yeah. And coming, I'm coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, we're shooting something right now. I'm still coming. I know. I'm coming at the gym. I'm coming at home. I understand, but can I just... I will be coming. I know, but that's not the line. Can I say that in the film? No, you can. It's, I'll be coming. Yeah. I'll be coming. No, the line is I'll come back. No, we gotta go. The light's gonna, we're losing light. Okay, I'll be coming on your back. I know. I'll come back is the line. I'll come all over you. All right, guys, cut, get your hand action. I'll be back. Cut. You don't have to make the noise. I wanna do the sound. We're gonna do that in post. I want to do the sound. I understand that we have... I love sound. All right, well, you can do the sound. We're gonna just go... Shh. I know. That's the kind of sound we're gonna use, but anyway, guys, hand action. I'll be back. Okay. I'll be back. It's cut. I went to the camera. I understand that, but really... Where's Will Sasso when we need him? That was my favorite. The greatest... My favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger present. No, Sasso's the king, dude. I got good news for the crew. What? We're doing it. That's all I want. I know you know what I'm talking about. I really don't. We're going to Japan. Oh, we are? I got the sign off, we're ready to rock it. I'm gonna be coming from Hawaii and I will meet you guys in Japan. Well, we're doing it in July? Yeah. Okay, good. I'm already halfway there, so I said, we're planning something with a family. And I said, if I'm halfway there, would it be cool if we just jet to Japan with bad friends? My wife was like, I think that'd be awesome. And I was like, this is perfect. It literally is going to line up perfect. Really? So we got to start booking flights to Japan. How long are we going to be there? What do you want to do? Six days? Seven days? That's long, right? That's enough. I mean, do we just want to do Tokyo? Or do we want to go... Okinawa. Okinawa. Okinawa. Okinawa. That's where Mr. Miyagi's from Okinawa. Yeah, I can't wait. So we'll fly into Tokyo and then we'll figure it out. We should take the bullet train. That would be fun to go down to Kyoto or whatever. Whoa. And then Brad Pitt's going to be on the train. We're going to fight. Was that movie called? Bullet Train. Yeah. That was a good movie. I can't wait. So we're going to do it. We'll start locking it up. We'll be bad friends in Japan. We won't do shows or anything. It would be cool if we set up some kind of fun. One thing. Not even a show, but like a... Meet and Greet. Meet and Greet or something for Japanese fans? Yeah, yeah. Would that be kind of fun to do? Let's do a meet and greet. Yeah, like a local hangout. Yeah. A comic store? Yeah. I bet we have some fans in Japan, don't you think? I think we have about four or five. That's enough for a comic store. That's enough for a comic store. Yeah. Why'd you say comic store? That's exactly where our fans would be in Japan. Yeah, exactly. I'm thinking of logistics for myself as someone working. And I was like, oh. Yeah, it's a pain for you. Oh, just anywhere. Coffee shop. How about this, Bob? What's the lobby? Oh, you know what they have? These massive video game arcade places. And you should play fans one-on-one in games. Yes. Okay. That is a great idea. That's fun. Yeah, yeah. Right? They have these massive video game like that. Oh, yeah. They have ones where they hold tournaments though. That they hold like weekly tournaments you can go to. I think that would be fun. God, those buildings are so cool looking. You know what the wildest shit is? What? Every floor is something different too. Yeah. You'll walk in, it'll be like, first floor's a restaurant. Second floor is like a- Look at that. A shop for shopping. The third one is a massage place. The fourth one is like a, whatever. It's all- Bucky-fucky. I can't wait. Japan, here we come. We're going to Japan. Two dollar, you touch your- You know, two dollar. Is this still two dollars? No, let's move on. Okay. It's like New York pizza. They raised the prices. It's a dollar 50 now. I can't wait. Yeah. The boys are gonna go to Japan. Oh, Mccone, you're going to? Mm, that's up to us. What? But I got to film it. But that's up to us. Oh, you got to film it? Because he does jump on a lot of, he gets to jump on a lot of, Yeah. Hey, I'm doing this. So we get to decide. Did he speak English there or is it gonna be hard? No. No English, hasn't made its way over there yet. Yeah, okay. It's gotta go all over the- They've heard it? No. Yeah. No, they don't even know it. Yeah. Are you a flat earth or what's going on here? I'm a square earth, you know that. Four sides. Oh. No, I, they do speak English. In fact, when we go to Okinawa, which I have been down there, there's certain islands you go to, they do not speak English. So you better get that Google translate ready to rock and roll. Yeah. Okay, I'm ready to go. Yeah. I'm so excited we're gonna get it. We should dress up as ninjas. You should. No, you should too. I can't. Why? It's funny, they would like it more on me than you because you're Korean and they get mad at you, but me they're like, this is good. This is good, yeah. Yeah, this is funny when he does it. We can't cosplay it? Oh, we do, half of Japan is cosplay. Yeah. But like- I mean the whole country is cosplay. Like make it more American, like I'll come as an American eagle. Yeah, you can come up as, yeah. Well, Carlos would be the bald eagle. He'd be the American bald eagle. You can go as pumpkin spice. Pumpkin spice, the latte. Yeah. Who wants a sip? Yeah, we should dress up an American bald eagle. Taken back, dude. We should get into something funny, sorry. Just chatting. That's fine, no, we're doing good, right? I just like chatting with you. You know, I just like chatting with you, that's everything's fine. What is that? Oh, this is a, what is this? A hand to get person to get a, oh boy. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, don't laugh. Is there a stitch? Don't laugh. Don't laugh, Ted. Let's see. Don't. Whoa. The sound, immediately I think of the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the music. And no one helps her. See that guy right there, that guy right there. Didn't, well try. Too slow, too slow, dude. You wouldn't help. What? You would not help. Yeah, because I like a good laugh. But, wow. That's the Bart. That's up in San Francisco, right? Why do you know he says she? Yeah. Because men would just, men would just take the hit. Why is she color coordinating? That actually looks cool. Look, I'm going to wear, I'm going to wear my green shirt. I'm going to wear my green shoes as well. Well, if you dissect this, that's a hundred percent an Asian woman. A, this is in the Bay Area too. She's wearing the visor. That is dead giveaway by Asian woman. And gloves. And gloves. Yeah. Wow. And gloves. And it's like 74 degrees. Yeah. Wow. That's funny. I saw Leo last night go into, no, two nights ago go into a place. Leo really where? Look, he looks the, it's so funny. He looks the same in real life that he looks on TV. I was waiting for a car at valet and he was going into like a secret club, but he had his hat on low. Yeah. And the valet goes, oh, Leo's here. I was like, well, don't, I wouldn't say that out loud. Yeah. Did you go say hi? Fuck no. Why not? He doesn't know. You're a part of that. No, no, he went into his club thing. It was like a private club. What do you mean? I'm not, what? What are you talking about? Yeah. Leo would be like, get away, get away. But he was wearing his hat real low like he does. It's kind of wild dude. I love that. I can't believe he still lives in LA. That was my first thought. Why would he live here anymore? Cause he's a 90s dude. He's still, yeah, he's like you. He still has Hollywood dreams. Yeah. Yeah. I would, I mean, give me a city that's better. No, I mean, for a guy like him where everywhere you go is the thing, he could hide out somewhere. He could go to like Montana and just live, you know. Oh, that's what, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can have a ranch or something. A lot of those guys, they disappear. They go somewhere where nobody bothers them. Yeah. Robert DeVall died. What did you do? You know, luckily for the first time we didn't call out any of these deaths. Thank God. I did, we did mention Catherine O'Hara, sadly, rest in peace. He was 95 though. But you know who died today? The triple. It was Catherine O'Hara, Robert DeVall, and today, Jesse died. Oh, Jesse Jackson, that's right. Oh, that's right, Jesse Jackson. Jesse Jackson died this morning, the Reverend. What? RIP, Chicago legend. Yeah. Died in Chicago, not from Chicago, died in Chicago. Shout out, Jesse Jackson, black history month, no less. God, what a legend. Rune the single tear he did when Barack won. Zoom in on that face. Look at that face. That does look like the Cosby like, mm, boom, boom, boom. Yeah. When Cosby was doing, pudding. Yeah. He's got that like, I'm up to something. Yeah, he's got fish eyes too. Yeah, he does have fish eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah. Perfical circle head. Is Dolly Parton alive? Yeah, she's alive, yeah. Cause I saw her on a billboard on the way here and I had that thought, should I mention it? Because maybe, cause how old is she now? We can test the fate. I don't like that. I don't want her to pass away. 80, yeah. Oh, it's a good bet though. I know. We should have a bad friends death poll here where you can bet, the fans can bet with us on who's gonna die next. I don't want her to die. I'm saying that, but I saw on a billboard and I thought, I don't know if she's alive or not. You know, if she died, you know what would die like two days after her? Her titties. They stay alive or two days. They do? Yeah. Pretty good. Yeah, they're big guys. They're their own organism now. They're huge. Are they real? They're real, right? Yeah. Come on, brother. What? You think an 80 year old has tits up to her chin? No. No, I don't think she's got breast surgery. Look it up. You're out of your mind. No, those are real. No, they're not. It's like, I don't even have to Google it, but I will cause I- Yeah, yeah, I want you to Google it. I want you to Google it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She talks very openly. My bet is no. My bet is everyone lets it consensus. Yes. Yeah, yes. I bet you all the money- How about you? Yes, McCown? They're fake, yeah. No, they're real. Go ahead, Google it. Dolly Parton's breasts are not natural. Fuck! public public public or look they're real expensive and they're real mine. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Let me tell you something honey they're real nice. Hahaha. They're real fun to succown. Wow that's disappointing. She's always been fun on talk shows about her. Good actress too. She's the shit. thé thé thé thé thé thé thé You sweet little noodle you. Come on baby, let's go to a barbecue shop. Yeah, like I don't know cowboy stores, you know what I mean, I don't know any of that. Y'all won't believe it, Bobby Lee was knobbing on my knobs. He was slapping on my knobs the other day. Yeah. She's, I just don't know where to take her. She's still pretty sexy. Yeah. How old is Sally Field now? Also, old, 79. Wow. Still a babe though. Yeah. After all these years, like how many- Legend. You know why these women are still babes, like her. Cause she just, she didn't fuck with her face. Yeah, Julia Roberts, doesn't fuck with her face. That's why she looks so pretty. 50, 60 years old, she's a, that's a, she's a mega babe. It's amazing. Dylan McDermott, what's this about? You like him? He's 64. He's 64 and he looks great. You like this? Yeah. Yeah, you like him? I like, you know what? I do like him more than Sally Field. I would fuck him more. You're off your head. Yeah. Sally Field is a legend. Dylan McDermott, he's not a legend. His looks are compared to her. Bradley Cooper just did something weird to his face. He did. I saw that on that thing. I know. Hey, on March 27th, the ass-kicking comedy event of the year drops. Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice streaming only on Hulu. It stars Vince Vaughn, James Marsden and Asa Gonzalez. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Vince Vaughn? Yeah, man. He's twice as tall as Ray. I think more than that. Well, in this movie, there are two of them. He time travels back to fix a night that went horribly wrong. So your entire 20s? Exactly. But he goes back as his own wingman. Two Vince Vaughn's trying to save the day. I need that. Future Bobby just slaps my phone out of my hand and goes, don't text her. There's mob stuff, action, chaos, and it's rated R. Mob stuff? You'd fold immediately, dude. I would thrive in the mob. You have substitute teacher energy. Rude, but fair. The trailer's actually hilarious. Big action, dumb decisions, double Vince Vaughn, and paired with James Marsden. I'm sold. Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice streaming March 27th, only on Hulu, rated R. Which means don't watch it with your mom. Or Bobby's mom. Warby Parker. You know your wife's glasses? You know I always compliment them. Yeah, because the blue light glasses, they look good and they're practical, they're useful. So you're not staring at your phone all day, hurting your eyeballs thanks to Warby Parker. So those glasses are Warby Parker? Those are Warby Parker's. Oh my God. Yes, they are. And seriously, nothing comes close on quality, Andrew. True. Price, selection, and customer service. Once you buy from Warby Parker, you realize how much easier they've made the entire process. The virtual try on is a total game changer. If you've never used this, it is amazing. You can literally try on glasses from your phone before you buy them, it's nuts. You just, you know, you face the phone and it'll digitally put glasses on you so you can see what they look like on your face, how they fit, and no joke, they can vouch for this. I was just out in Arizona and I went to Warby Parker because my sunglasses broke and I bought a new pair. So thank you, Warby Parker. And the prescription glasses start at $95, so you can actually get quality and stylish frames at an affordable price. They really are affordable and they're incredible. It's high quality and not at some cheapo-peepo price. It's well priced, it's worth it, and Warby Parker is covered by major eye insurance plans so they make it incredibly easy to use. You enter your information and see if you're eligible for benefits on frames, contacts, eye exams, if you are, they'll automatically apply them for you. Our listeners get 15% off plus free shipping when they buy two or more pairs of prescription glasses at warbyparker.com slash badfriends. That's 15% off when you buy two pair of glasses at W-A-R-B-Y Parker.com slash badfriend. After you purchase, they're gonna ask you where you heard about them, please support our show and tell them that we sent you. We looked at city cars and quietly disagreed with the formula. Quietly, we added more space. Quietly, we upgraded the tech, but kept the price honest. The all new MG4 EV Urban, from just 239 pounds a month with 0% APR. MG Motor Financial Services, 2,300 pounds deposit over 49 months, 7,223 pounds optional final payment. Offer ends March, 2026, conditions apply. Visit mg.co.uk. At Jules, Carlos, Google the movie Cocoon, The Cast. I love that movie. I love that movie too. What a crazy movie. I saw that before I was supposed to. Look at the cast, zoom in. You zoom in at the cast? Wilford Brimley. Wilford Brimley when he did Cocoon, how old was he when he did Cocoon? He's looked the same. Yeah, how old was he when he did Cocoon? He was 49. He was 15 years old. Dude. I know, isn't that insane? I'm 54, I'm five, six years old with him. Yeah, well you could, this means you could have a resurgence. I know, but he was in a fucking, you know what I mean, nursing home in the movie. Actors did look so much older. Why did they, why did it look so old? Everybody looked much older. Everybody looked older back then because nobody took care of themself. He was probably ripping two packs a day, drinking every night. There's no like Korean, they probably didn't know about Korean facial creams or whatever. Look at that, that's Paul Rudd at 52 and Wilford Brimley at 52. Isn't that insane? That looks like his son. Yeah, grandson even. Yeah, this is because no one cared back then. It's unbelievable. You didn't need to take care of yourself, it didn't matter. In fact, you probably got more roles when you got older, looking older, because they needed older people in movies. Yeah, but, because in 2026, if he was like 5th, 48, he'd look different, you think? What could he do to look more hipster? He's got Balenciaga on. Hell yeah. Right. Are you shopping a Gucci? He's got Gucci slide. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, what could he do? I'm sure there's a fix. Yeah. Look at you, you don't look 54. Most people on the internet think we're the same age. I know, but in the 50s, I think I would look still the way I look. You don't think I would? No chance. You would be an old Korean man in the 50s. Really? An old, Hagerty Korean man in the 50s. What? Well, you wouldn't be in the business first of all. Yeah, but what do I do different now that would, what do you mean, what do you mean? Were there any Korean actors in the 50s? No, no, no, no, no. I mean, that's what I'm saying. You wouldn't have been in. Yeah. There had to been maybe one. Who is that? Yeah, it was tough. Oh, there you go. Key actors in the 50s, South Korean film industry, because of your own independent film industry. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Bari Wood. I'd have to go back to Korea to work, I think. Yeah, but look at that, they look pretty. Yeah. But they're all very young, I bet. That's, they're all probably 19 to 25. That was very young back then. Yep. Like in that guy on the right, playing 40, but he's 20. That's what they did back then. You'd play much older as a younger person. Yeah. I mean, Judy Garland was 16 in Wizard of Oz, right? Or 15 or something. Wow. And they made her pretend, they put her in that film as if she's a young woman, but she's a high schooler. Yeah, wow. Crazy, crazy times. What a great movie, Wizard of Oz. Honestly? Yeah. No. I mean, for the time. Yeah. What don't you like about Wizard of Oz? I don't like that when they get to the wizard. Oh, here we go. He's just a little weak man behind a curtain. I understand the message, but I want him to be more badass. You're a little closer to Niagara. Yeah. You came back. You followed the road. You followed the road. How did you find me? All episodes I'm gonna put up so we can do something. Yeah, boost it up. And the Wiz, right, that was the black version. The black version, yeah. I would love an Asian version. That'd be great. The Whiz. Yeah. Look at the 10 men you look at, it's made in China. Yeah. We've lost Toto. The first scene. Yeah, Toto's gone. Yeah. And then all yours is Caracogal. The lion. Yeah, the lion. I didn't eat him. Okay, cowardly lion. That'd be amazing. Yeah. But who would be the witch? No yellow brick road because they would get lost. You get lost on the road, camera-wise. They would just blend in, right? Follow the red brick road. We do white road. White road. Follow the white road. Yeah. They should do an Asian Whiz. Yeah, they should do an Asian Whiz. The black Whiz, that was Michael Jackson, right? Did he write that movie? But he wrote the soundtrack. Yeah. Yeah. Red brick road. Follow the red brick road. Follow the, follow the, follow the red brick road. Yeah. No, bad? No, very good. Yeah. Yeah, and the monkeys too, right? There are monkeys, flying monkeys in that? Yeah. And they were really depressed, all those actors. Yeah. Like the little people on that were treated so awful. Yeah. And then the rumor that one guy killed himself ended up being not true. Really, who? They said a little person actor hung himself in the woods and apparently you could see it in the original cut, but that's not true. And Brad looks different, huh? 49. There's just something about it. You know what they represented? Yeah. There's Jim Henson in there like. Yeah. I mean, it doesn't look real. By the way, why didn't they get, those are all really old men and they should have gotten little people, little kids. Or just get little kids to play little people. Yeah. No, but that wouldn't have been. Dude, imagine. That wouldn't have been okay. Yeah. Imagine if you were a dwarf actor and you didn't get the role. I didn't get it! What? What? I mean, come on! I did 10,000 roles, I didn't get it! Nothing, not even a callback! You know, they all shared one trailer. They put them all in one trailer. One trailer. Yeah. It's how awful. They were treated so poorly, they talk about it. It was so awful the way that this movie was filmed, the way they did it. And also, she was treated like shit. She was abused the whole time. It was crazy. Oh yeah, what's his name in... Legend. R2-D2. Imagine, dude, scenes in Tatooine in that thing. For hours. For hours, imagine that. You'd do it. I mean... You'd do it. I think after I did Star Wars, the success, I think the first time you're doing it, you're like, no one's gonna watch this. And I'm in this tin can. In the desert. But you still get the praise of the fans because they know it's you. Because they promote it as you. I know, but no one knew Star Wars was gonna be that big. No, not the first one. Yeah, so in the first one, he's like, fuck this. You know what I mean? And then the second one, he's probably like, yeah, put me in that. Imagine the call from his agent. We did it. Wait, wait. He has dwarf agents. You think they have regular... Hey, Joey, you did it. You got the part. You want someone like you to represent you. Oh, really? Yeah. You should have Asian representation. I still kind of have a Korean agent. I think you should have more. Lawrence Har commercial. Lord and Tostin. No. Half Asian. Half Jewish. It's Jesus. We're these Jewish Asian agents. We need them. Oh no. Oh my God. One of the trees from Lord of the Rings is here, guys. Get in there, dude. You're not doing anything. You're fine. Ladies and gentlemen, for our fans at home, we have a guest that joined us, one of our favorite people on earth, and a ballot holder, a potential inductee to the basketball hall of fame. Blake Griffin. Blake Griffin. You know this, right? He is on the ballot to go to the hall of fame. Yeah. I don't know much. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't know much about it, but... Do you know this sport? But I'll tell you this though. I'll tell you this. I know that you're a professional basketball player. Was. Was, right. But I don't judge it by that. Who did he play for? What? Who did he play for? Anybody he played for. Fuck off, dude. Go ahead. What? He played for 35 teams. How many teams did you play for? I played for... I played for... Just start naming. Ha ha ha ha ha. The Nuggets. Nope. No. Fuck! The Golden, what's it, the Golden? Ah, the Golden... Ha ha ha ha. Yes, the Golden's. The Golden's? What's it called? It all goes back to Asian- What? Asian themed stuff. Golden State Warriors, yeah. Yeah, Golden State Warriors. It's like, ah, the sun. Ha ha ha ha. Rising suns. Were you on the dragons? I wonder if you were on the dragons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is embarrassing for me, dude. You're more like... Kigg, you got it, you can guess. I know you can guess. Yeah, yeah. Oh fuck. Trailblazer. Brazers is crazy. You are sticking with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's crazy. How many more shots? The Dynamite Mines, he was in those. Oh, Dynamite Mines. I don't think that was, I think that's lying. There's no Dynamite Mines. You taught Dynamite Mines. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What city was the hub for no longer needing the railroads that... Hmm? Oh, oh, Salt... What? No, like, think about where we're... Give me a different... It was like the home... Detroit. There you go, this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the team name? The Lions. Yeah. You played for the Lions? I played center for the Lions. I thought that was football. It is? It is, yeah, that's not football player. What is... Give me the first initial of the... P. P. Detroit. Pistons. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's right, Pistons. There you go, Bobby. Did Blake Griffin ever play basketball here in Los Angeles? I thought he played for the Lakers, but no. Mm-mm. Is there another team in LA? What? Is there another team in LA? Yeah, yeah, yeah. For the Lakers. Give me the first initial. See. Is that the Celtics? Yes. I did play for the Celtics. Did you really? That's not the LA... That's Boston, though. That's Boston. There you go. Clippers. Yeah! Clippers! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's one more, but this one could be tough. Give me the city. No, the city is the giveaway. Yeah, I'm gonna give you the... I'll give you the state. Yeah. Give me the states, give me the state. New York. Oh, the New York. New York. The New York, give me the first initial. No, no, no. Why? Because I want you to find it. Okay. In fact, the team didn't used to be in New York. They were in New Jersey. Yeah. Maybe that helps. It won't. That makes it substantially harder. No, it makes it so much harder. Can you just give me the first initial, man? You're making it embarrassing. It's an integral part to a basketball hoop. That's right. The name of the team. Cylinders. Yes. The New York Cylinders. The Brooklyn Cylinders. Even if we tell you the Brooklyn, do you know the team in Brooklyn? Do you know who they are? This is Lavande. Okay. Give me the initial, first initial. Well, what is the part of a basketball hoop that you know other than the rim? The rim. And the... And the net. There's no fucking New York nets. That's right, there's not. Is there nets? Yes. We just told you this. Oh, really? Brooklyn nets. Fuck, dude. Yeah. You're really good on that, dude. There I am, thanks, man. You're a big fan, right? Zoom into that real fast. That's a great squad, by the way. Look at that, dude. Look at the powerhouse. Oh, yeah. But here's what... Can you name any of those guys? I'll try. Can you know? Which one's Blake? How about that? All the way to the right. There it is. Yeah. Spunky Web. Is he in that? Yeah, Spunky Web is in the top middle. Who else? Name these guys. I know you know them. David Chambers. David Chambers on the top left. Yeah. Very good. There's always one African guy like Frank Alomona, by John. No, it's a Lumen in the John. Oh, Lumen in the John. Yeah. Close, though. Yeah, so, and also there's always a Croatian or something. Yes. There's actually a Native American on that team right there. Okay, yeah. Which one's Native American? Shadow Wolf. Yes. Is there a Shadow Wolf? I will say about that guy. He got the ball stolen from him every single day. But they gave him like his own little court. Give him a little side court. And he gets to play there. Yeah, I don't know much, dude. I don't know much. It doesn't matter. He's an amazing team. Fear the Beard, number 13 is there. Durant. James Harden. That's a crazy crew. Who's the white guy? You know the white guy is? Is he legend? He's an awesome guy. He's a great guy. But he's a basketball legend. I wouldn't say, he's not like the Hall of Fame type of, but he's like a- Like John Stockton. Not- That's a legend. That's one of the best players of all time. Oh, Stockton is? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I can't believe I even know that. His name is- John Stockton? Yeah. Like I think you know. Name another famous basketball player, go. Fast. Go. I know you know. Magic Johnson. Yes. See? Who else? We got Scotty Pippin. 100%. See, I know you know. You know the- You know a lot. He does. You're killing this, dude. Yeah. I remember the Phoenix Suns Chambers, the center forward. Center forward for the Phoenix Suns Chambers. What's his first name? Tom Chambers. Tom Chambers, yeah. There you go. Chambers of commerce. How do you know Tom Chambers? Video games, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Video games should help. Yeah. There he is, Tom Chambers. Do you know him, Tom Chambers? I don't think of him. I may have met him before. Yeah. What legends have you met? Look at the guy that throws the- Most of them, if they're still alive. Why are you laughing? He's with Jordan. He's about to get into the Hall of Fame. I know, he's great. Oh, he knows the legends. He is a legend. This is more about youth. No, no, no, no, no, no. Can I just say something? Yeah. Right, there's certain comedy legends that I don't know. Who? I've never met, fuck. Russell Bran. You're right. I know Russell. Oh, you know Russell. You know everybody. And everybody knows you. There is one legend I don't know. Rom Doss, you're not familiar with Rom Doss. Rom Doss, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me think. Who have I not met? You've met- Eddie Murphy. You've met Eddie. I've never met Eddie. Ever met- We met together. No, I've never met Eddie Murphy. I just recently got an Instagram notification. See if I still have it. From whom? Oh no, it's gonna be a big name, dude. Deepak Chopra? Richard Pryor started following me. Whoa! Whoa, that's a good one. Good news, bad news. One, he's live. Good news. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is he here with Epstein? I don't know. He didn't die either. That really shocked me. Richard Pryor started following you. Yeah, yeah. Does Richard Pryor follow you? No. God, I'm a little bum that Pryor followed you from the grid. Maybe Rain Pryor, you know his daughter. Oh, right, maybe she runs the account. Maybe Rain Pryor does, yeah. Richard- You know her daughter? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see if I can find the screenshot of it. Wait, Richard Pryor. Is his icon him on fire? Hey, he does follow me, but I don't follow him back. Does he follow me? Yeah. I didn't know whether to follow back or not. I don't think it's a follow back. This is a corporate account run by someone else. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kill Tony. Yeah, he's a big kill Tony. Here we go, here we go. Richard Pryor started following you. That's huge. Wow. Larry Bird, you know him? Yeah, yeah, met him one time. Yeah, nice. The Hig from French lick. That's what they call him. Really? The Hig from French, talk the most shit. They think he was like the, he was a dog, right? He would talk heavy shit. Wait, I wanna, this reminds me on the car ride, you're gonna fucking love this. On the car ride from this weekend when we were on tour. So this guy that opens for me, Devontre Coleman. Great comic. He's sitting there and he kind of giving me looks because the driver's saying a couple of things, uncomfortable things. And he goes, well, I'll tell you what, you guys are better than Tupac. I had him and he was not nice. And Devontre goes, you had Tupac in the car? He goes, just a couple months ago, had him. I go, well, we should alert the press. That's fucking huge. And the Devontre's giving me the don't egg this guy on cause he's gonna say wild shit. And then I go, yeah, so what was Tupac's deal? He's like, well, he brought weed and, you know, they lost his bag and he had to have his pot. And I was like, Tupac lost his weed that he trapped. By the way, Oregon, weed's very legal there. So Tupac brought weed a couple months ago and got lost his bag. And then he goes, yeah. And I go, you sure it was Tupac? He goes, oh yeah. He, he sings, funky cold Modena. That's what swear to God. In Oregon, this is in Oregon. Oregon, funky cold Modena. Staying true to the West Coast. Yeah, it was of course, Tone Locke. Not Tupac. Tupac. Are you sure it's not Tone Locke? He goes, that's Suadius. That was him. Oh. Well, he was a meanie. And then I have to give you one more story this guy blew my mind. So the car gets quiet and he pipes up again. Somehow we're joking around about the files, about the Epstein files. And then he goes, I go, well, you know, they should public execute. You know, they should just do like, we should do public execution. We should, and it should be pay-per-view. You'd pay for it. And everywhere we're joking around about it. And then he goes, I agree, I agree. And I go, yeah, you like that? We should take out everyone on the list. He goes, yeah, I'd prefer just historically, because of me, I prefer hanging myself. And Devontre just slowly turned on me. And I was like, all right, brother, I think let's stop chatting. I'm gonna get on my phone now. He literally said, I prefer hanging. Wow. And I was like, oh, hanging. Oh, boy, that sucks. It was, because you forget, dude, Oregon's the West Coast, but rural Oregon is not, Are you like a get in the Uber or is it just like a driver? It's a driver that works. You get in and you ride away, you're like, all right, let me feel him out. Or, because I try to go quiet. Because you never know what you're gonna open up. And then I always get nervous. I'm like, if they're familiar with you at all, for you, it's gotta be impossible for them to not know who you are. We can kind of get away with it sometimes. But then I think they're listening to every word that we're saying. Yeah. So especially if I'm with people that are opening for me, I'm always like, we should, because sometimes people talk about stuff that we know and friends. I'm always like, let's not, he can hear, he's gonna listen. Also a lot of drivers have those little cameras. Cameras, I think about that all the time. I mostly think about it when I'm just getting, just getting a bug. Just huffing a bug. You just like make eye contact. You talk to him right when you get in? I just, hey, hello, how are you? And then I try to, sometimes I just take AirPods and I go, hey guys, yeah, I'm here, I'm in a car, so I'm gonna be on mute, but I'm listening. I watch the talk videos. So good. It's a phone call thing too, but the ride was like an hour and a half. It was tough to keep that up. Yeah. It kind of improvised a fake phone call for two hours. No, Johnny! You know what I mean? He was at the half back, he's a half back guy. Just making shit up. How did we lose the deal? Yeah, yeah. How did we lose it? Yeah, two hours of that. We had a driver in England that we had on video that we posted, we were asking him questions, because we really wanted to know, like he showed us the studio, right, that was Abby Roder's accorded at, right? And then we pass it and we're like, what's that? And he's like, oh, so what's going on? And we're like, oh, shit, I don't understand where this guy's at. He left so hard. He was just mumbling through everything. And he'd go, oh yeah? And we're like, yeah, sure, that's fine. He talked to us forever. We did nothing, nothing came out of that. Talkspace! Talkspace is the number one rated online therapy, bringing you professional support from licensed therapists and psychiatrists that you can access anytime, anywhere. Anywhere, and on Thursdays at four, I go to therapy every week. Every week. That leaves my life. It's easy to get started. You can easily sign up online and get paired with a licensed provider, typically within 48 hours. My favorite thing is you can do this from anywhere. Look, a lot of people still use traditional therapy when you go in to talk to someone in an office or a house or whatever. But for a lot of people that are busy, you have families, you have multiple jobs, you have a lot going on, you can do this from the comfort of your own home on your lunch break, at your office. You can do it in your car. It doesn't matter where you are. Talkspace makes getting the help you need easy, accessible, and affordable. Plus most insured members have a zero dollar copay, let us tell you more about why we love Talkspace. Because Bobby and I, both use therapy, we both believe in it. I think it's nice to have someone. I had trauma in my life, and so I do EMDR through Talkspace and whatnot, and it's completely taking the weight off my shoulder. After you do therapy at 4 p.m., it's always a good episode. We always have a better podcast after I do therapy. That is actually true. And as a listener in this podcast, you'll get $80 off your first month with Talkspace when you go to talkspace.com slash badfriends and enter the promo code space80. That's space80, S-P-A-C-E-A-D to match with a licensed therapist today. Go to talkspace.com slash badfriends and enter promo code space80. In a world of noise and uncertainty, IG is the investment platform that backs you. Take a reflexable stocks ISO, which gives you the freedom to withdraw funds anytime and replace them in the same tax year, all without losing your 20,000 pounds tax-free allowance. And if that's not enough, pay no commission on your stock shares and ETFs when you invest with IG. IG, trade, invest, progress. Your capital's at risk, other fees may apply, tax treatment depends on individual circumstances and is subject to change. What size shoes are those? 15. 16. Really? Yeah, 16. My God, dude. Yeah, we could never share. Huge feet. You want to throw them on? No, I don't want to throw them on. Yeah, come on, let me see you with his shoes on. You're six, nine. Holy shit. Are you dating, married? What's going on with you? I'm just getting right down to it. He's always interested. Yeah, I go direct. Because if you have that big of feet, he's kind of... I bonsai. Oh, you're interested in me? Yeah. No. Not sexually. Oh, okay. Yeah, how dare you? Spiritually. Yeah, spiritually maybe. Motion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you dating, what's going on? Yeah, I'm engaged. Yeah. I'm engaged. Thanks. Amazing, amazing. Thank you so much. And guess who's going to be the flower girl? Bobby. You would be such a cute flower. Oh my gosh. I would be the best. I would literally do it. Just floating down. Yeah, yeah, I would literally do it. You would the flower. I mean, you'd make it such a show. Yeah. Do you have a date already or no? September, yes. Labor Day weekend. 9-11. I made 9-11. 9-11. It's a good time to do it. Love is in the air. Yeah. Never forget. Did you instantly, when you met her, did you instantly know she's the one or did it take time? She's pretty, yeah, pretty special from the beginning. He's looking for love is why he's so inquisitive because we're trying to find him love again because he's really, he wants it back. Let's get down to the rest of the act. I'm dating somebody. Oh, I'm dating someone. I love you guys, me. Yeah, yeah. We had the comedy store, but I, you know, I'm just. But I'm saying. Is she a comic? No, no, no, no. You're dating someone, but I'm saying like, you want marriage now. You're ready. Yeah. Yeah, you're ready to go. I know, yeah. He wants it. I think I'm ready. Yeah. But. What makes you know you're ready? He's 54. Oh. Okay. Wow. Oh, shit. I'm about to die. That's how I know. My God. Plot of land to, to bury him in. So we figured we get that done. Then we get a headstone. Get married on the plot of land. Yeah. Save a little. I've been taking a lot of these lately. Yeah. That's a plug for the show. No, but this is real. I asked Carlos last night, I go bring more blue. The funniest thing is we do, do blue chew reads for the show, but Bobby eats the bags. He rips through them. I rip through them. And then we don't have them to do the reads because he's like, they're at the house. He's popping them like. Oh my God. No, no, no, no. It's just like because I'm on Lexapro, you cannot get even a rat. Not at all. At all. So the Lexapro and the blue chew are just fighting. Yeah, they're fighting each other. Yeah, yeah. Who wins? That's the commercial. Blue chew wins every time, baby. That is a great commercial. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need it. You do. Really, it works though. But without. Coming is hard. Okay. Coming is hard. But without the Lexapro, you're fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm coming. I'm coming at the gym. I'm coming at home. Have you seen that, right? Arnold, God, it's the best. Wait, but without the Lexapro, you are fine. If I wasn't on it, no, yeah, I'd be fine. But you feel so much better on Lex. It's really astounding how it affects your sex drive. What are they called? SSRIs? Oh, like Hold Drive. I think the Hold Drive. Even now, it's like last night I was at the comedy show, we were at the show, and I was going in the back, and there was a really cute girl, and she grabbed my wrist. She said, where are you going? Right? And I'm going home. I think that's the Lexapro talking. To tick my. Yeah, yeah, like I didn't even, because normally what I would do is I'd wait for the whole show to end. Then I'd position myself, smoke a cigarette outside of the main room door. I know what you do. And then you grab them and go, what's up? You have fun? But I didn't even do that. I did this, and I went home. But then if you did this, and then you got in your car, popped a blue chew, then you're like, I'm gonna go have a chat with that lady. Yeah, then I have to drive back. Yeah, you gotta go back. Yeah, but it affects my sex drive, I think. That's something that ballplayers can't do. Like you can't wait outside of the stadium, have a cigarette. No, I usually don't. Yeah. Yeah. But you know guys will use the bench attendance, the locker room attendance. They sit out there on the court during the game, and they'll use that. Oh really, they'll do that? Go talk to that girl from, yeah, they send them over. That's great. It's like Carlos is like your runner. Yeah, except I would take the girls from the players. Okay, player, I'll see you. I would do half and half. What are you talking about? You said no, man. You said exactly. You're saying if you're an assistant in an NBA game, you would get a girl over Blake Griffin? Yeah, if he was pointing at a girl, I'd be like, hey, Blake, he's got some other girls tonight, but you rolled with me. Maybe we'll see him at 3 a.m., 4 a.m., if that's what you want. Same when I do with Bob. That is exactly, that is precisely. Bob, I'm joking. No, no, no. I let it go, I let it go. No, that is legitimately true. It's the ketamine talking, the ketamine. Yeah. Are you guys doing ketamine? No, I'm not okay. Yeah, he's on ketamine. This weekend, he's gonna be in timeout because he's supposed to be sober, but not happening, I guess. Okay. And they go to the gay night clubs and they party all night. We don't have to tell Blake about their gay. No, Blake likes to hear that kind of stuff. I love, are you kidding me? Come on. You would've killed it at the Abbey. Thanks, man. Make that part of your speech. I would've killed it at the Abbey, just letting you guys know. Blake, who's the most famous person that's been courtside when you were playing? Oh, my gosh. Would anybody make you nervous? Yeah, make you nervous. I don't drink basketball. No. Basketball, I've literally been able to dribble balls since I could walk. Right. That's the one thing that... Secondhand. Well, I'm saying, you see someone famous in a crowd at a show, it's awesome. You're like, stoked. Yeah, I don't care. You're not nervous. Yeah, yeah. I don't know, it depends on who, like seeing Denzel or Jack Nicholson or... Borac Obama. Is Jack even watching the game? Borac Obama, yeah. I'm still, I've never played Borac, but Borac was there. You don't know Borac? Dude, there was a game. Look this up. Look up N64, Turok. T, you are okay. Turok Obama is the game I'm gonna put out. Where Borac Obama's just fighting dinosaurs. Turok Obama, taking back. Okay. That's Turok Obama. That's why he's so staunch on the fossil fuels. Yeah, that's exactly right, dude. So you don't get intimidated if Borac or something was in the side of it. Can you, I need you to say it. I don't know how to say it, I refuse to say it right. No, no, he's saying it right. Yeah, yeah. Borac. Borac Obama. Borac. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You wouldn't get nervous like they go, Borac's here. Not nervous, I'd be like, wow, that's really cool. Yeah. The guy was in office for fucking almost a decade and it's Borac to him. Never once did you hear the news and go, Borac and you were like, no, I think it's Borac. Yeah. I know it's Borac. They were saying that on Fox News. Yeah, they were. Bob was just out of himself as a Fox News guy. Big time. Damn it, Borac. Turning point guy. Hussein Obama. Yeah, how was the. Show me his papers was even born here, show me. How was the Kid Rock concert by the way? It was really good. So good, we were there. Yeah, yeah. We went. Drink my beer, kiss my frog. Fish, I love that fish. Meanwhile I was listening to Bad Boony. Yeah. Amazing performance. Bad Boony. Did you like it? Yeah, it was great. What a great point. I mean, it was insane. Flawless. It was insane. I didn't understand one word he said. Yeah, yeah, I don't care. Word. I put up a Google Translate TV. I, I thought, dude, I was like, fuck, I'm in. Yeah, let's go. More boony. He understood every word because fancy's from Spain. So he really got that. That really tickled you, didn't you? Yeah, it's not deep. It's not deep. Oh wow, I just picked up on the accident. Yeah. Thank you. He's working hard to cover it up. Oh, don't cover up your pain from. Okay, thank you. I won't do it anymore. Okay. That was actually surprisingly easy to convince you. Yeah. He's an American citizen now, so he's safe. He's safe in here with us. Yeah, that was a big deal first for a while. We got him in. And you're all good, obviously. Yeah, yeah. Not really, not really. You say that, I mean, we don't really know. Yeah, maybe I should call like a president or something. Did you ever want to fight someone in the crowd? Did you ever want to? Yeah, nobody like, nobody famous really. You did want to fight a random fan. I did want to fight. I mean, the Malice of the Palace is one of the greatest things that ever happened. Throwing the water on that guy is such a- You know who that is? Who? Will Meldman. Wait, that's Will? Yeah. Oh, oh, that's crazy. Yeah. So it was a bit. It was a bit. God, I never knew that's who that was. Yeah, Will Meldman right there in the yellow shirt. Oh, wow. Warrior's fan. I badly wanted it to be someone you didn't know. Because it was a great bit. He threw water- He reenacted it like right after the playoffs. Oh, you did? Yeah. He threw water on a guy in a warrior's shirt. By accident. Yeah, but it was an accident. By accident. That's funny that that was Will. I couldn't even tell what they had on. You've never done that. You've never thrown something at a fan. Have you ever had someone thrown at you? I've kicked somebody. Who'd you kick? They turned around and kicked him on the back. Why? What? As a joke, but I think I did too hard. It hurt. I go, get the fuck out of here. How often do you guys kick? I'm kicking out hecklers. Not as much anymore. Not as much. The store is pretty good about it, especially now. That's Bobby if he was a- Oh yeah, that's one of my moves. Bobby would be Draymond Green. Yeah. 100%. 100%. I'd be Rodman. No. Why not? I'm good defensively. In the dress. Don't get defensive, dude. Okay. Yeah, you're Rodman. Yeah, you're Rodman when you get there. I'd be Wild. That's Bobby Lee. Yeah, I'd be Wild. Yeah. Which basketball player would I be if I was a famous ball player? Oh shit, that's a good one. Steph Curry. That's a huge compliment. Yeah, that was- No, Steven Kerr. Steve Kerr. Steve Kerr. Is that who you meant when you said Steph Curry? I did, I did, I did, I did. Steve Curry. Yeah, yeah, Steve Curry, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is 100% who I would be. I think that's who you meant. Absolutely. Yeah. Hey man, that guy's a dog. What about me? That'd be Yao Ming? No. No. I'm Yao Ming. Jeremy Lin. Oh, Jeremy Lin I would be. Yeah. Wow. Who is the, was there ever a short Asian ball player that made it? Never. Like made it, made it? Yeah. Honestly, Jeremy had a nice run for it. Cause what was Jeremy? Jeremy's only 6'3", something like that, 6'2". Oh, you're so much shorter. Oh, Yuki Kawamura was 5'8". Japanese point guard, shortest knack. He plays for Memphis right now. Yeah, he still plays, yeah. Wow, Yuki Kawamura, 5'8". He's good. That could be you. Yeah. Is he good or what? He's a good player. Yeah, yeah. But he's not the first guy you would sign. Well, his stats. No, no, no, no. At the draft. Whoa, I mean, yeah, some people. Yuki Kawamura, first round draft. Yuki Kawamura goes to the bowls. Can you imagine what this did for Japan? I mean, they probably lost their mind when he got drafted. Yeah. Well, by the way, Rui Hachimura. Oh, Hachimura, he's half, right? He's half Japanese. No. He's a Laker, he's great. Yeah, he's like six, nine, six, eight, six, nine. He's the fucking man. Yeah. He's Asian? Really nice guy too. But here's the problem, Blake. Look, you zoom in. Yeah. Zoom in. Here's the problem. Enhance. What's the other half? Enhance. He's Asian. What's the other half? Just spinning. Yeah. Yeah. You know, he really does look Japanese. He does. He really does. Yeah. I think the other half won in this biological debate. It always does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, first name and last name won. Yeah. Rui Hachimura. Yeah. Hachimura. And there's him with his peers. And speaks, you know, obviously speaks it. So his dad was Asian, mom was white. A black, I mean. No, his parents were white. They were both white. And this was a big, point of contention. This happened. It was a big mishap. The hospital's getting real loose. How do you have a organ? Did you guys see this woman who gave birth a black, as a white woman, gave birth a black kid and accused the husband of cheating on her with a black woman? I've seen it time and time again. It's called the Blake Griffin autobiography. What, so his mom is black? Brother. Yeah. Brother. Should we dive into it? I mean. Why is that a weird, I mean. Dude, clearly his mom is Asian. What the fuck? His dad is black. But how does he get the last name you can know in a moron? Uh, never. Do we? Explain it to me seriously. Maybe he grew up with his mom is all I'm gonna say. I don't know this for a fact, but maybe. That's his mom. Wow. No, that's his dad. No. Yes. All right. That's his mom. Yeah, that must be his dad. I'm not sure. Actually, it's a good question about the last name. Yeah. Unless his dad. Oh, look at. Boy, I tell you what. This is, this is tough to tiptoe around. What? How about this, Blake? As a, as a half in the NBA. Oh, you're half. That's right. You're half. You're one of the greatest halfs that ever lived. Thanks. I mean, you've got to be an inspiration to all the other halves. Your combo is what? Your mom's white. My mom is white with red hair. Yeah. He's me. Yeah. He's me if we flip. Yeah. And your dad's a large black man. And my dad, my dad is, yeah, my dad's a black man. Is he large? He is large. Yeah, he's six, four, six, five. Can you imagine if he wasn't? He's five, eight. His dad's that little Japanese guy. Yeah. Are they still together? They are still together. Amazing. Yeah, it's a beautiful story. Oh, that's amazing. Do you ever go home and go, I'm going to come, where are they, like what city? Oklahoma. City. I want to go back to Oklahoma city. I'm just going to go to my old room and stay for the weekend. Do you ever do that? I do. When I go home, I stay with them. They have since moved to a different house that I grew up in. Because you helped them. Same bed though from your childhood. Same bed. Same bed. Yeah. And is it nice to just wake up in the morning, your mom's cooking up something? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Redhead lady married to a black man in Oklahoma. Corn beef hash. Dude. Riding your face. By the way, love corn beef hash. Overmeeting eggs, over-e-b-h. I see what you did there. What? Corn beef for the Irish hash for the black side. Exactly. Hashi. Hashi, sorry. Corn beef hashish. Yeah. Now I'm going to ask something controversial. No, boy. Yeah, we can cut it out if you want. No. That's a real question. It's a real question. Does your house smell more? Got my mom's dick. I thought so. I thought so. I thought so. That was the question. Does your home smell more black or black? I knew you were going to say that. No, because there's a smell, right? Yeah, there is. If you go to my parents' house, it's full-blown Korean. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. All Koreans live here. Yeah. So what do I smell? I'm spending the night here. My personal home. Or my parents' home. Your parents' home. You and I are sleeping. Twin beds. Yeah. Separate beds, I mean. My parents' home. Yeah. I wake up. Oh, good morning, Blake. Yeah, it smells like the White House. Not the White House, but a White House. But it smells like candles. Yeah. Candles. Cotton. Fresh linen. Oh. Oh. That's a white person's candle. Oh, OK. I got you. The cotton thing was weird. Yeah, that actually threw me off. We both were like, where are you going with this, dude? White people's candles. It's like linen. Yeah, yeah. Fresh linen, or they do like the... Wood camping wood fire. Okra. Beach wood fire. No, that's a different one. Beach wood. Beach wood. Beach wood, yeah. What does my house smell like? You've been to my mom's house. Yeah, it's white. It's very white. Yeah, yeah. What does it smell like? I mean, it's always like a little bit of a baseball glove with coffee. You know what I mean? And a little bit... What was the first thing? Baseball glove. Like a leathery baseball glove. Drink my beer, fish my fish. A little apple pie. Drive my truck. Yeah, yeah, that. Tie my boat. Sounds good. Listen to country? Don't. What do you listen to? What do I listen to? Hip hop. Thank you. No, I like everything. I think I like... What do I like? I like... I think my preference, if I could listen to anything all day long, probably be closer to soul music than... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know, I just like it. Yeah, that's my soul. Redheads are black now. That makes me... We're black now. Which you already had. Dooby-dooby-doo. Yeah, now I'm just full black. Yeah. Your red-headed half got promoted to full black. Full black, yeah. Your mom's red-headed. Yes. Wow. Pure. Pure red. Pure red. Pure red-headed. I love it when it's pure. I want to meet your mom so bad. She's a sweet lady. Look at it. Wow. And that's your dad? No, no, no. That's just a guy that she met. She just brought a guy to the game. And your brother is right down there, who I love. Your brother's a great man. Taylor. Yeah, there's Taylor. Wow. He's got the red beard. Yeah. Which you kind of would have if you were out. I would if I grew it out. But you never do. I did once, but I would... You know what? I would kind of like, I would make sure it looked a little darker. Did he shave because he was bald or he shaved to look not like you? He was going thin and he was like, you know what, I'm not fine anymore. It's out. And you're not even close to that. You've got full lettuce. Dude, I've been working on it. No, it looks real. No, but see. I use a thickening shampoo and conditioner. Got it. I take the pills. Take the pills. Yeah, I'm fighting it. Carlos, Carlos, he wants us to go fly him to Turkey. Show him what you got, because he wants us to fly him to Turkey to fix that. Oh, prime candidate. Dude, you would be... Dude, you would... Can you imagine? We said we wanted to fly him out for it. He already looked it up. Oh, they're having trouble in their government though. It's a little sad. Can you imagine doing ketamine with a full headache? I mean... Blake, I'd be unstoppable. I'd be lobster- You'd be at the abby just... Whipping it back and forth. We're synchronizing. It would be lobster 3.0. Oh, dude. It would be crazy. Man, I love you. It would be too much power for one man. That's why God did that, because they go, this guy's too handsome and cool. We give him hair as well. It's trouble. That's trouble. I would like to... I've had... I mean, people love the results. Yeah. Well, look it, dude. Honestly though, we looked it up, right? How much did you say it cost for the whole head? Six grand. Six Gs for Turkey. That was for Spain. For Turkey, it's like 4,500, I think. Wow. Yeah, it's not bad. We'll send you to Turkey. Can we send him to Turkey? Why don't we just do a little GoFundMe right now? Can we start it? You could fund me. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Technically, I could, but we just met. We don't need to GoFundMe. We have the funds here. Not. Wow, dude. That's really impressive. You know what? Let's make a little bet, and maybe I'll fund your hair transplant. Let's make a bet with him and let's see if it works. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the bet? Who are the matchup in the finals? Oh, so you're gonna pick? Yeah, I'll pick. Yeah, you pick. I'll pick correctly. I'll fund your hair transplant. Oh, this is amazing. If you pick the final. Do you need some time to look at the standings? No, he's a diehard. Oh, you're a, oh. Okay. He's a diehard. Basketball is his number one sport that he pays attention to. Okay. And by the way, I'll let you pick between Spain and Turkey. Oh, daddy's splashing the pot. Let me pick for you. No. Let me pick for you. Please God, no. Yeah, yeah, let me pick for you. Shanghai Sharks versus the Beijing Tigers. Yeah. Are we talking basketball? Like NBA. NBA, okay, NBA. Right, can I pick for you? Are we talking basketball? Yeah, yeah, yeah. AAU, do high schools, do local high schools. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you pick, Bob, but... Okay. Yeah. No, give us your real pick. The Sonics? I already know. The Sonics. So yes, he picks the Sonics. Yeah, I was gonna say OKC versus Celtics. I think the Celtics are gonna go, wow. Really? I love that pick. I love that pick. All right, so how about this? Ironically, what you picked was half true. Exactly. Because the Sonics are now the Oklahoma City Thunder. Isn't that kinda crazy? Yeah, that's crazy. I already knew that. I always used to say the old school name. Right. I already knew that. I know. I already know that. How about the Knicks old school name? Exactly. What's that one? What? The New York Knicks. The New York Knicks. What? Nick. Nick Oz. Nick Oz. Nick Oz. That's exactly what the New York Knicks is. Yeah, this short, we dropped the A. The New York Knickers. Yeah, yeah. They were really good. And these Knickers are running up and down the floor. By God, have you ever seen a Knicker run so fast? This Knicker's jumping out of the gym? Like, can we have that? Yes, we can. The Boston Celtics just have no answer on defense. They must be saying, Nick, please. Oh, man. I gotta be honest, I love your pick. I love, I mean, Oklahoma City's obviously a big favorite. The Knicks is like an interesting one. It's a very interesting one. Because Jason Tatum's hurt. He might be coming back. Wait, wait, so you think it's gonna be O.K.C. and who? The Celtics. I think Tatum's coming back in a couple of weeks. Oh, so you think the Celtics, okay, O.K.C. and the Celtics, you really think and do it. Do you think he's gonna be full strength? No, but I think in the playoffs he will be, and I think he'll overtake the Pistons because they're younger. It's incredible for you to talk to a professional basketball player this way as if you have any knowledge more than this. I love it so much. Dude, I'm actually, I would not. No, he might be right. I would not argue that. My money would be on Detroit though. The Pistons are young. They are the best team in the, Bobby, you're loving this, aren't you? Yeah. He's been staring at the standings trying to make sense of it. Well, he's trying to match a team to a city. I just think some of the names should be changed. Like the Cavalier, what is a Cavalier? Couldn't agree more. Yeah, I couldn't agree more. I mean, that's like a hard, do you know what city? What? No, I don't. I've never even heard of it before. Cleveland, but where do you think they should be called? Cavalier? I've never heard of it before. What do you think they, oh, let's rename them, how about this, this is more fun for you. What? Like the Cleveland, there's the Browns. Simple. All right. So Cleveland, what for the next one? Hands. Black. Cleveland hands. Cleveland hands. Yeah. Because that's what they use. That's right. Yeah, yeah. They're really getting their hands in there. Yeah, yeah, the Cleveland feet. Cleveland feet. What's your feet? Stuff that they use. All right, so how about the Cavs. No, there's the Cavs, right? Well, they're the Cavalier. That's the Cavalier. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's even simpler that like, cause I have a calf. No, calves, but you're right. You know what? They do go by the Cavs. Right, yeah. How about Toronto Raptors? Do you like the Raptors? I don't like it either. That's two of animal that exists. The star player, Tarak Obama. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about the Rainfrogs? The Toronto Rainfrogs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a ton of them. I love, have you ever seen an African Rainfrog? Careful. No, it's not careful. Careful. They're the saddest creatures on earth. They're so cute though. Have you seen it? Why can't they be happy? Yeah. Look at Zoom in. Okay, yeah, they got a little frat. Look at that. They're very sad. Let's do that. The African Rainfrogs are sad. The Toronto African Rainfrogs. Look at the merch we're gonna sell. Look at that, dude. Why are they so sad? You know that when they're born, their fathers leave right away. What? Okay, so go back. Okay, let's go back. Okay, so then the 76ers are Philadelphia. What do you like about them? Oh, wait, the 76ers, what does that even mean? Come on. Or some arbitrary number? 1776. No, dude, that's no way that's why that is. Yeah, you're right. No, no, no. I just make up a, how about 1942s? The guy who bought the team was actually 76ers. Some arbitrary, I don't like 76ers. You don't, okay, so what in Philadelphia would represent a team better, do you think? Philadelphia. They've got Rocky, they've got the L'Ail. The Philadelphia Fentanyls. Yes! Philly fence. The Philly fence. Yeah, the fence, dude. Cause they have that street. Let's go fence! Just Bob out. All right, Orlando Magic. Yeah, Magic's good. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, Magic is good. Is this Orlando, Disney, Magic? Yeah, I like it, no, I like it a lot. Miami Heat. Yeah, yeah. Not my favorite element. Yeah, so what, what do you like better, a hurricane? Miami, but it is hot there. Very. Yeah. Sweat. Miami Sweats. Yeah, Miami Sweatings. Yeah, yeah, Sweating, yeah, can you sweat when you're there? I think it should be based on the city too. All right, what about the Charlotte Hornets? Never been to Charlotte, other Hornets are? They're everywhere. They're inside the stadium. They play mid game. Yeah, yeah, they do the sound of the hive. Whoa. So keep it that then. And okay, I know that you're gonna correct this one. That's the Atlanta Hawks. What are those gonna be? Mm-mm. And Atlanta Hawks. What goes on in Atlanta? What? Shit man. Tyler Perry. Yeah, yeah. Oh. Oh, the Atlanta Medias. Yeah. Medias. Yeah, you better pass that ball! Uh-uh, uh-uh! No! Well, the Atlanta Medias and then Chicago Bulls. Do you like the Chicago Bulls? That's my home team. Can I just, are they indigenous to the city? Bulls? Back in the day. They're running wild in Illinois. We've had bulls run in the streets for years. Years. Yeah. Because I've been there a bunch of time, I've never seen a bull. Well, they hide them from you. Oh, they do? Yeah, okay. Because they know your fighting days, that you're a barrel boy, they don't wanna upset you. Yeah, they know you're a barrel boy. They don't wanna upset you. Yeah, but why the bull? Why the bull? Yeah, yeah. Well, the bears and the cubs had a shared thing, because a cub for a bear. But the bulls were just their own entity, they didn't wanna have another bear. But like the Chicago winds. Well, like wind. Wind? Yeah, wind. Well, we had the... It's so cold, it's so cold, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The women's team is called the Chicago, what is it called? Storm? Yeah, no, no, no, the storm is... What are we called? The Chicago? Yeah, what's Chicago? Sky. Sky, skyline, it should have been. Yeah, that's right, Angel Reese, shut up. So you're okay with bull or no? Would you want something else? Because Chicago is Al Capone City, this is the Union City, it's a crime city. Deep dish. Deep dish. Yeah, deep dish. Chicago deep dish. Yeah, yeah, I like that. Okay. Yeah, yeah, we keep it deep. All right, let's finish off the round, Milwaukee Bucks. Now this is true to Milwaukee, Wisconsin is filled with bucks. You like bucks or you want something else for Wisconsin? They love to... Fear the deer is what they say. Fear the deer. Cheese. Wisconsin cheese. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just cheese. Got it, good cheese. Good cheese. All right. And of course Blake's old team, the Brooklyn, what do we say? Nets. You like nets? Yeah. Big proponent of the game. Brooklyn hipsters. Brooklyn hipsters. Yeah, yeah, because there's a lot of hipsters there. All right, Indiana Pacers, what would you like, do you like that? Pacemakers. Pacemakers, yeah, yeah. There are a lot of elderly people in it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then finally, out of Washington, DC, the Wizards, Washington. Warlocks. Warlocks. The Washington Warlocks it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bobby Lee's locked in his picks and Carlos has locked in his picks for the finals. And if it comes true, our fans are gonna know, Blake Griffin did agree to get you to Turkey or Spain to get a full on hair transplant. So that's an air shake, air shake it. Huge, huge. That would be incredible. It's not gonna happen. Even if you win, I don't think Blake's gonna do it. If one team gets there. It's just gonna stop. No. Hey, for half your... Half an hour. That's not bad. You choose which half. Yeah. But it's gotta be right down the middle. No, just from back. No, it'd be funnier if it was just this half was full hair. Oh, I see, okay. Half was no hair. Yeah. Wow. That is kind of a good move. I think I'm honestly pulling for you. Me too. You're welcome. I wanna get surgery. What do you wanna get done? That leg surgery where they chop the bones and they put a cap so I can be taller. How tall are you? Five, three and a half. Ooh, okay. What's that? No, I love that the half is still being used. Got it. Five, four. Five, four. 54? Five, four. He's five, three. We've talked about it. No, sir, I was talking age. Five, 54. 54, but he looks so good. You look amazing. It can increase your height to six inches now. They break your legs and all that shit. Put the bones in there. It's a hundred grand. You wanna bet Blake for this as well? I'll make it easier. The wizards. Sure. And the wizards, go back to that list that you had. Now you did know that list was by teams and in place that they're in in the league. So go with three. I know, that's why, yeah, I want long shots. How about the wizards and the Pacers? Okay. Completely possible they're both from the same conference. Let's pick one from the Western Conference. All right, so. They're from this list. All right, so zoom in a little bit more. The wizards and the sons. Go to the bottom. Wizards and the Kings, baby. The wizards and the Kings make the NBA finals. I will pay for your leg lengthening. You will? I promise you. Yeah, yeah. Wizards, and I'll even give you a score. Okay. Yeah, 86 to 14. That's the what? Four of the game? Yeah, that's the score of the game and the wizards win it. Avid basketball. The wizards win by. 86 by that many points. 14. And then you have to, you better do it. You better pay for my surgery. Wizards have to win by 62. It would be so funny if a pandemic broke out. All these guys got sick again. And then for some reason, these two teams ended up in the middle of it. That would be amazing. Incredible. It's impossible, but I wanted to have. It's impossible. There's not even a 1% chance. No, literally no. Yeah, no. It's a one in a zillion. I think, can you go down to the bottom? They have 12 wins and then. 44 losses. So they would have to get to, I mean, they're not technically eliminated from the playoffs, but it's approaching fast. Every single game from now on. Yes. If they win, so what are they? They're at 56 games, so they have 26 games left. If they went out, 26 would put them at 38 wins. And then the 10th seed, no, sorry, the 11th seed, 20. Yeah, they could technically make it. Hypothetically. Hypothetically, yes. And you know what, for your legs, I hope they do. Yeah, me too. For your wonderful little legs, I hope they do. Dude, can you imagine the confidence you'd have? With the height? Yeah. I have confidence now, guy. Yeah, don't be saying it. Hey, guy, don't ever challenge me. I know, I think it'd be worse. I'm not afraid of you, guy. I never have, never will. I know you have confidence. You know what, that's on me. Yeah. I'll rip you out. What's that mean? You know. I'll stretch you out. You want me to stretch you out? Stretch me out, dude. Be careful. Yeah, why? Pause. You stretch him out. Yeah. That's a sexual in you, I know. You know what's not? What is stretch you out? Legs. You can, oh, you're stretching your legs out. I'll stretch your legs right out, dude. You just want to make him comfortable. Yeah. Right. You'll be able to do, you know, play again. You guys go to fight, he just becomes your physical therapist. It's like, this is the hand me, he's got to get loose. You drinking enough water? Yeah. Honestly, I think if that happens, I would love it for you. But I think you are the perfect little height. God made you the height that you're supposed to be. I don't, even if I had it for free, I wouldn't do it. Because you can't walk for like two years after that. You don't walk much. I know. It looks so painful. Have you seen the guys like rehabbing? No. Let me see the guys rehabbing these legs. There's like a guy on TikTok that did it and, oh dude, they have like the metal things that come outside. Like the forest complex. It's almost like you like fractured your stivia. Even the photos are insane. Wow, look at that. That guy gained like four inches, five inches. Wow. It does work. 100%, of course it does. I mean, this is going to be detrimental when they're older. I mean, their bodies are going to literally fall apart. Can you like run? Yeah, oh dude. I mean, it's full functioning. It's just. Look at that. This has got to be so unhealthy for your insides. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like there's no way this is not really bad for you. You put a giant plate over his. He installed that. He wanted a plate penis. It takes away the shit. I mean, if you're already in there. Yeah. While you're at it, man. It's the challenge of life. That's the thing. A bodybuilder, Brian decided to become, what does that say? How tall? 6'6". So he got himself up. He was only, what? I hate that they do this 1.82 meter. I mean, come on then. Stop it with it. What are you doing? 1.82 meters is what? I said the only one who uses this weird. Hey, you're a fucking American citizen. Hey, hey, hey. Come on. Come on. You guys are the only one that uses this. Well, you moved here. Well, you moved here and you're happy here. You're not happy here? A little person did it. Oh. Now she's a big little person. There's got to be a name for that. You got to do the arms too, no? It looks weird. I don't know if it's the arms. She didn't. I don't know if the arms are what I'm distracted by. Now you look like a raptor. I mean, it's like her little arms, dude. Wow, look at that. Yeah. To that young woman, happy for her that she got. Look at that. So this is who it's made for. Not little Korean men that want to get laid more. It's for people that need it for health. Yeah. I'm assuming she had knee replacement? Well, you would know basketball player. I mean, you can see that. I'm going to need it. I'm going to need it. Double? I'll definitely need it on my left. I think my right might be okay, but I'm putting it off. What about hips? Hips, I'm okay, I think. You know, you recommended me, I will say for a moment of truth, I had a, you know, my one, my hip was bad. My back was bad. He recommended me someone that helped me get much better for injections on my hip because of all that hip pain that I had. He's the one that helped? Blake was the one that introduced me to a doctor that helped fix me. What's ailing you, Bobby? You know, I'll be honest with you, nothing. Wow. His body's great. I think my body's pretty good. I think when you're smaller, it doesn't break down as fast. Yeah. Yeah. That is true. Do you do any physical activities? Nothing. I really don't do anything. Zero. That probably helped. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We talk about hiking a lot. Yeah. So I don't know, it's never gonna happen, but we do chat about it. But if I sit down eight hours and play a video game, that's when I feel it, when I get up. I'm like, ah! You would imagine. Yeah. Eight hours in a video game chair. When you, I've done that where I didn't even get up to get a glass of water. I would just sit there. Eight hours with nothing? Nothing. What do you play? I'll just play like Starfield or something like that. Oh yeah, obviously Starfield. Yeah. You're not a video game guy at all. No, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, you guys are jocks. No, no, no. Let's be real. I'm a nerd. First of all, you're more nerdy, right? Yeah. Yeah. You know how many NBA players play video games? All of them. They all play so much. Oh, they do. They travel with like little things and set them up on the plane and play on the plane. Wow. A lot of these guys, didn't cat stream for a while. Like some of these guys, they get, they're so big into it. They, look, they travel with their, that was LeBron when he was 19 years old. Yeah. Now there's like these little briefcases and it's a TV, their console, everything in there and they can play at any moment. Do NBA players with video game briefcases, look at this. And they all travel with them now, especially because they're bored on those planes. Those team planes gotta be fucking amazing though, Blake. Yeah, they're great. They're plenty of room. Plenty of room. I don't know, we're not getting a good shot there. What is it, a 777 you guys all flying? Who's going to what? It's like modified giant seven somethings. Yeah. So the first class area, these huge seats, they recline, not like lay flat. And then like there's a, I always sit at the table cause I played cards. So there'd be like two chairs facing two chairs and a table in the middle and you play cards. Wow. And then, yeah. There it is. That's the briefcase. So let me say this though, do rookies have to sit, they're assigned seats. Rookies gotta go back. In a way, cause you know, if you're new to a team too, like you get to the team and like people have their seats already. So you just find an open seat or whatever. You bully them. Yeah. Getting the back kid kind of thing. Oh no. Wedgie. Yeah. Like a little nookie, you know what I mean? Yeah. Little noogie. Little noogie. You'll get there kiddo, you know. Go to the back. Yeah. Yeah. Back in the back. Yeah. The planes are nice. That relationship always is interesting to me of when the teams have to travel together too, right? Cause you don't, but you don't NFL, they're required to be on that plane. You guys, if you could have your own individual travel dependent on contract, you could, you don't have to be on the team plane. Some guys. Like if you had like a specific reason, like a guy had to go see his family, somebody passed away or something, this or that. Yes, but like they prefer everybody to be on the plane. For sure. But is that true that nowadays a lot of guys get to sneak away and not have to fly on that plane? I would say most guys fly the plane. Do they? Yeah. Yeah. NFL is crazy, right? NFL, you get fined if you don't sit on, if you don't get back on that plane. I mean, if you don't have an excuse, like if you're like late to a flight, you get fined. If you miss a flight. What's a fine for being late to the flight? If it happens one time, it depends on the guy, but maybe 10K and then if you are late again, maybe 30, 25, 30 and then if you miss a flight. Every game I lose 100 grand. 100%. I was just going, I was literally just like, can you imagine? All my money goes to that. Yeah, yeah. Do you guys ever take off if they don't show up? Yeah. Yeah. No. And then what's that? That fine's gotta be insane. There's a fine and then they just have to get themselves to the wherever we're going. If they're home, they get there, yeah. But there are times when they don't even show up. Yeah, there's been times. I don't know that on a team that I've been on that we've left somebody, there's been people late. Usually they won't leave unless it's like egregious. But yeah, guys have missed flights for sure. When you were on a plane, did Kyrie ever talk about Flat Earth when you were on a plane flying through this? No, he never did. God, I wanted that to happen so bad. Yeah, as you're on the curvature of the earth. This is all fake. You guys have like, Arsenal FC has a 15 year old kid on the team. Imagine that being 15. Can't do that in the NBA. You can't do that in the NBA? No. Why? You have to be. Child laws? Yeah, child labor laws. Is it? Yeah. We're pretty serious about them. Yeah, yeah. You have to be one year removed from high school. Oh, I see, okay. So a lot of guys go play, you can. But imagine being 15 and being in the NBA. They'd be crazy. I can't imagine. You can't imagine it? But a 15 year old probably wouldn't play, it wouldn't be the same. The level of play isn't there yet at 15. But dude, I mean, look at, we have a 15 year old kid on our team and he's great. What's your job? This is not me being rude, but soccer is remarkably different than basketball. 15, these guys are not developed yet enough to do what these guys do. It's not the same. Or you're saying that Erlen Harling is not huge? He's huge. You're not. Erlen Harling, the guy who. And Manchester City. Yeah. How old is he? So like when Wemby was 15, he couldn't have played in the league. No, he just got in the league. No fucking way, he would have gotten cooked. Yeah. Because my point is. Not strong enough. You're just not strong enough. These guys are super. I understand that. I'm not being rude about soccer, but it's a different world. It's skill set with running. This is. How old is that kid? That's when he was 15. Yeah, yeah. Victor Weminyama, he's now 20. He wouldn't be able to get a basket back then. It would have been impossible for him to play in the league at that age. I think. Would he be able to get a basket though? For sure. Yeah, he could be out there, but like in terms of, the NBA is not about going to get a basket. It's about who can you guard? Like if you can't guard, like sure, you can go out there and like we could put you out there and you could run up and down and go to the corner and maybe hit an open shot. But like on defense, like the NBA is just called a pick on league. So they just, they bring you up into a pick and roll. You have to switch that pick and roll. And then now you have to guard Luca. No, thanks. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's impossible for the NBA player. But you know in the 90s, I would have been the white in the corner. Just the white in the corner. And there he is, the red streak in the corner. Steve Kerr Curry. Steve Red Curry. Steve Red Curry. Right there in the corner. You got it in the shot pocket and it got bot. Steve Red Curry. I'm a red headed Indian guy, half red headed. Give me the ball, man, I'm ready to shoot. I'm in a three point stance, man. I'll pop one in your eye, man. Steve Red Curry. I never dribble. I'll pop a shot, man. Pop a shot. I'll pop a shot, man. Practice every day. After a game, you fly back to, you get on the plane or you leave the next day. That's what we're saying. We would, it depends if you're on a road trip, say we play in LA, we go to Utah to play a game, we might go to Denver. And if there's a day in between, maybe you stay over in Utah, but usually you fly right after the game. But having a day off would be fun, no? What do you guys do together? Yeah. Let's go to the little cheerleaders. Like the Celtics are playing Golden State on Thursday and they're gonna fly to LA. I'm gonna go play golf with some guys, actually. Oh, cool. On Friday? Because they have a day off. Guys will play ahead. If you kind of know you have a day off, you're gonna play ahead. There's no practice that day? A day off would be no practice. But yes, on a trip, you might practice. But are there no sessions in that day off or no? Sometimes you just need a day off. So I'm assuming they get back, they have like a little workout Tuesday. What's today? Yeah, they're probably back, because it's all star break. They're probably back doing a little workout tonight. Practice tomorrow, fly to Golden State, fly to San Francisco, shoot around the morning, play the game, fly to LA that night. They'll have Friday off, I think practice Saturday and then I think they play Sunday against them. Wow, wow, wow. Clippers. Clippers, yeah. No, Lakers, Lakers, Lakers. Oh, it is? Yeah, I think they already played, yeah, they already played Lakers. Wow, what a lifestyle. Amazing, right? Yeah, it was so exciting. I always fantasize about being in a pro league somewhere. I mean, you could have been a pro table tennis player, for sure, because you're good at ping pong. He's very good at ping pong. They're not teams, though. Yeah, but you still travel to play tournament. You still travel to tournament. Yeah, I've turned them. You saw Hardy Supreme. I'm talking about a team sport. You're not really a team sport guy. Yeah, I am, I am. Pass me the ball, bud. There it is. He's open. You know what? He's open, I know how to do it. You're just only telling other people, he's open. Go on, he's open. Go there. You would go around, go around. You would be a great coach. Go around me. Great coach. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I would be, yeah, yeah. Super motivated. Coach him right now, go, Coach Blake. Blake, Blake, where are you standing there? Go to the offset. Go to the offset. Center of the ring. I'm at the offset. Now I'm at the ring. What do I do now? Shoot it now. Yeah, shoot it now. I missed, what now? Yeah, what? What do I do now? I missed. Okay, but I'm at the center offset ring. Get six points, not three. If it's farther back, they just change that. If it's farther back, you get it, you get more. Yes. They have a three point line. No, even further back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We should see a five point line. Yeah, there should be a five point line. We'll start with four. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They toyed with it in the WNBA All Star game. Yeah. Of like the circles? Yeah, there's a circle, there's a spot you could shoot. Can somebody go on your shoulders? We'll do that movie. Yeah. Right? And they have to wear a trench coat to shoot? Yeah, like that little Japanese guy. That little Japanese guy. Run the little rascals. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go see a movie. Or like, or you go down in your all fours, right? And the Japanese guy, like a trampoline. Yeah. And goes on your back and then hits it. Unfortunately, there's no, there's a no catapulting rule in basketball. Oh, you gotta bring that back. I don't think it would ever was. We love the catapult. Love the catapult. Gotta bring that back. Although you dunked often enough on people where you use them as leverage to put your nuts in their face. This was the thing that Blake was probably the best at. Yeah, he was very good. He would dunk on people to embarrass them. Yeah. And use their, and use their head. The fourth one, right? The fourth one. And he would use their head as his, for his balls to rest on. Now that's his balls resting just gently against that man's forehead. Yeah. And that's just to protect his balls. Yeah. Because when you're flying through the air, your nuts can be too free. And you put a forearm up. He definitely kind of boosted me up on that dunk a little bit. Was it one of the greatest dunks? Why are you grabbing his hair? It was involuntary. I wasn't trying to find balance. I was trying to find balance. Not the hair, Ted. I know you don't, but if I'm you, I have this blown up so big in the entrance of my house that every time somebody walks in, I would just, and they're like, what's up with that? I'm like, that's whatever. Do you want a coffee? And ignore it as if it never, but this is the greatest, this dunk was so fucking unbelievable. I mean, like even his own teammates, the guy that's getting dunked on, they showed love because it was incredible. His balls were on his face. It's fucking amazing. Have you ever apologized to him for that? I haven't apologized, but we have talked. Timofey Mazkov, night really nice guy. Maz, 7-2 Russian. What does he say about it in the aftermath? We didn't really talk about it. I just, it's good to see you. How to taste. I'd say how to taste, bro. I mean, to this, to you, this is like, when someone breaks someone's fucking ankles and they cross someone really bad and they score a goal, and it's just like they embarrass them. Like Craig, that's the exact same shit. Your Manchester City fan? No, Arsenal. FCAA. You know those goals where they're like, well, like what Messi did most of his career, where he ruined someone's, he made them look like they weren't there. Oh yeah. And just fucking destroyed them and then scored a goal. Will you fake a shot, then the defender has a slide? And they fall? Yeah, I love that. Or if they think you're going one way and they just, it's the same thing in the NBA. You break their fucking ankles. I see, yeah, wow. So you would love the NBA. Would they go, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. You would love an NBA game. It's so action packed. Here's the thing. It's just like. No, my argument is this, and no offense. Too many black guys for him, yeah. Way too many black people. Yeah, yeah. No offense, but there's too much scoring for me. Yeah, you like, you like. And this is the analogy I want to use. That's the one I should have. Yeah, it was Kendrick, right? Yeah. Here's my analogy. That's Kendrick Lamar he's dunking on. That's amazing. Yeah, they are not like us. That's where it came up with it. Yeah. Can I finish my thing? Yeah. Okay, so. Too much scoring. Well, it's the reason why I like, it's like this, okay? If you were having sex and you nutted a little bit the whole time, I mean, you're right, you had little mini nuts. Like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, right? That's basketball. That's a woman. Yeah, yeah, but okay. But in soccer, right, sometimes, you know what I mean? They score in the last five minutes, and when they do score, it's a far more bigger like. What happens when they score in the first five minutes and they don't score again for the rest of the game? That's what he does every time. That's like a mini nut that just like, you didn't even, you didn't even. Sometimes I have sex, I do a big nut up front and no nut at the end. Oh, you keep going. But I still keep going. Ooh, baby. Yeah, I still keep going, dude. Oh, he's asleep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that thing is rocked up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just too much scoring for me. Right, I'm gonna take you to a game. We'll get really good seats and I think you'll love it. I promise you'll love it. I'm not up front. I don't wanna go. You wanna be on the floor? I gotta be sitting there with Nicholas and all those guys. Well, he doesn't wanna be anywhere near us. Nick Olson? Yeah, Nick Olson, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was ex-center back in. And Bull Rock Obama. Yeah. Tarak Obama. Yeah, yeah. Bull Rock. Wow. Shouldn't you be killing a dinosaur to Barack? Well, this has been a phenomenal episode. You've been great. I will say Blake. Dude, you're so funny to me. One of our favorite people to ever walk. No, you're so funny. And your connection. And a great guy. The standup is, the roots run very deep with you because you've been kind of a part of our world as a, you're an honorary. I'm a huge standup fan. Yeah, but you're an honorary because you've been in our world. You've done standup. You've done roast. You've done, so we love you. You still do standup? No. I mean, I like still write some stuff from time to time. Yeah, yeah, you should. You should do it. I just, I don't know. It's hard, man. It is hard. It is hard. You already mastered one career. It would be embarrassing if he did ours as well. It would hurt my feelings. Yeah, because he could do it though. No, trust me, I'm very aware. I know. Thanks guys. It's annoying. I really needed this. Well, you don't need it. Son of a bitch, you get it. You guys aren't bad friends after all. And that's full circle. Thank you for being a bad friend. Yeah. Woo. Yeah.