So, Tommy, this is Ethan. I haven't really watched the show very much, but... What'd he say? First time calling too. He hasn't watched the show very much. My question. Okay. So, I don't even know that. I'm going through a divorce. My tune to be ex-wife. He's like, I don't really know the show, but... Ah, this fucking whore left me. I gotta tell somebody about it. I've called every podcast that has an advice con section. I'm hoping to get through to one of them. You know, male loneliness. I know, it really is. I think you have friends. Keep going, keep going. Sorry. I'm going through a divorce. My tune to be ex-wife, and I have a dog. And let's just put it this way. I love the dog. The dog's basically my dog. Uh-oh. But I'm trying to be nice and let her have the dog as well. No. The real question. The fuck out of here. Every other week? Get the fuck... You're not sharing custody with a fucking dog. Well, it's not a fucking kid. And again, maybe this is when I get too immigrant about it. But are you a fucking dog? Split custody of a fucking dog, somebody who wanted to... Who's dissolving your marriage? You're going to live through that. It's one thing when it's a kid, right? Yeah. You look, the best instrument of the kid always comes first. It's a fucking dog, man. Either give her the fucking dog or keep the dog. Anyway, let's just let him finish, but I don't think my opinion is going to change much. Much? Should I just say fuck it all and tell the bitch to walk? She had an affair on me, so... Oh, yeah. Now we're talking. I mean, it's nice, but I don't know what to do. So, uh... You don't know what to do? You don't know what to do? And all the guys, it would be great. Thanks. Come on, dude. So, he's asking whether or not he should... Come on. This makes me fucking sick. Does he want the dog? I'm trying to understand what he prefers to have the dog. He wants the dog first. This is just a cocked man. Yeah, just a cocked man. Who's looking... Who's putting on the like... He's putting on the armor of being mad, but in his heart, he still cares about this person and is so destroyed that he is using the excuse of the dog to pretend he's being a fucking forced into having a relationship with this woman. This is his pathetic desperate attempt at like trying to tell himself. Well, I don't want her in my life, but I mean... He has some leverage here. I don't want her in my life, but she's got to see the dog. The dog is potential leverage. She fucked another guy, but... I'm gonna hate seeing her, but I couldn't possibly take this dog, which by my own admission, I actually only love, and she probably doesn't even give a fuck. Dude, come on. I believe that's it. The dog is like a potential... It's like the last vestige, right? It gives... Yes, it gives implausible deniability for the reason he's in her life. It's like, oh, I hate this. I have to. She has to see the dog. It's like, brother, move on. Fuck. Yeah, he needs to like look within and be like, am I just trying to find an excuse to continue contact with her when she's cheated on me? Of course. She's moved on. Yeah. She's done. She's got everything left. Right. All I have is this dog. If I tell her I want this dog full-time, she'd be like, okay, fine. Whatever. Right. That's what you have to ask yourself. Yeah. Because she doesn't have leverage of her... If she's the one that she did and that's the reason the relationship ended, I can't imagine her being like, no, I'm keeping the dog. Right. Those are the terms. The terms are not hers exactly, right? And in fact, here's what I would say. This goes back to our classic advice to someone who's been kind of cucked or in a bad way. It's like, dispense. You should be mean to her. You should be kind of a dickhead to her. You should be trying to lash out where it's like, in fact, if she loved the dog, you should be like, you know what, bitch? I'm keeping the fucking dog. Maybe you can suck a schnauzer out of Eric's cock, you fucking slut. That's how you should be behaving. Like we've said, you shouldn't be a misogynist, but when you're going through a situation like this, misogyny is like chemotherapy, where it's a little bit of poison that's going to harm you for a little bit, but it'll kill being a cock. And that's what you need. Momentarily, you need to only put yourself forward. Don't think about this person who wronged you and move on with your life. And in a year or so, if you want to be cordial with her, I don't... That's fine. But also, you probably shouldn't have them in your life. This is over, bro. I'm going to an ex-wife who cheated on you. And for the time being, this dog shit is fucking ridiculous. So hopefully, this episode is one of the four you've seen when this comes out. And you hear our advice because you need it. And we've all been there. Again, I'm only harsh with you because I've been in this exact... When you're pathetically looking for excuses to get back into the life of your ex, come on, we've all been there. But we're trying to save you from that fate. The quicker she's out of your mind, the better.
