Welcome to the Horizon 2.7: Long Night

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They get very funny people to come in and pretend to be these various characters who are being interviewed, and because I'm a very basic person, my favorite thing to do is try and see if anyone breaks, because I'm like that. But if you haven't checked it out, definitely check it out. It's a lot of fun. And you can subscribe to Hello from the Magic Tavern wherever you get your podcasts. So what are you telling me? cloves Frank, attention, people of cloves, the toxic, The cloud is headed for town. Stay inside your home and feel all windows and doors with duct tape. If you do not have duct tape, stay in your home and we will come to you. I can't express my feelings. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Frank? Trinket. What's going on? You need to get inside. The animals are all heading to the other side of the mountain. Right. They've got the right idea. Get inside. What's happening? Trinket, the air in Hood's pocket is about to become very toxic. We need people to stay inside. Do you have duct tape? Of course. She doesn't have duct tape. Take this duct tape, get inside and seal everything. Why don't you want people to answer their doors? In addition to the toxicity of the air, we may have visitors tonight. What kind of visitors? There's no time to explain. You need to get inside. Well, people are going to be sick. Duct tape isn't going to be enough. You'll have to deal with that in the morning, Trinket. A space foot. I should harvest more of it from Cameron's house so we'll be able to help. We don't have time, Trinket. It's an excellent idea, but Frank is right. There's no time. Space foot is no good to us if it kills you in the process. Get inside, Trinket. Frank, I'm going to set the Phoenix down at the horizon. Meet us there. All right. Okay. Trinket, inside. Please. Now. Okay. Sorry, Frank. You're saying you can keep the toxicity to a minimum? Not to a minimum, but I believe I can reduce the lethality. How? If I constantly fly the Phoenix in a particular pattern over the town and I can temporarily increase the atmospheric pressure causing the toxic clouds to go either one way or the other, although not entirely. Guys. What about Lucian? By my estimation, this will be a fairly heavy gas. A mongo should be able to keep its head above the gas. That aside, we really have no idea what does and doesn't affect a mongo. Guys. A lot of people in town are going to be woefully unprepared for this. This is why we need to meet at the horizon. It's possible the gas will have a high metallic content and may disrupt communications. We need to make a plan and hope for the best. Please. Deidra, what is it? I can't breathe. Shit. Elden. She's hyperventilating. Jack up the CO2 in here. I'll put the hazard mask on. Deidra, you're all right. I'm completely in control of the environment of the cockpit. Your body is depleted of CO2 because you're breathing too fast. I'm going to give you more CO2. You need to try and regulate your breathing. I'm not dying. You are not. Is anyone else going to die? We're going to be okay. Where did they take Virge? Deidra, listen to me. Everyone's going to be okay. We're going to be okay. Virge is going to be okay. But this is going to be a long night. Minutes are going to pass like hours. But the sun is going to come up. Okay? Say okay. Okay. Stay in the cockpit. Keep breathing. What's the word? Everybody's locked down somewhere, but where the fuck is June? Two minutes away, she's in Deidra's truck. What's next? I think I've had two hazard masks. I gave one to Tablo. Deidra will stay in the Phoenix with me while I fly in circles above Hood's Pocket, hopefully suppressing the toxic gas from getting into town. Frank, you won't be affected by the toxicity. All right. And I know for a fact that not enough people have duct tape. Who doesn't have duct tape? I am going to raid the hardware store and go house to house making sure everybody's got some. That will work. Celeste is at the military base locking it down as well. This may be the best we can do. The toxic cloud will be here any minute. Okay. And... And the second part? Yes. They're called eels. Wait, where the fuck have you been? I don't want to hear it from you. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. June. Not a word. Why does she have a dog? The dog is the mayor. What? Elden, open up. Of all the things you could be doing right now. Hey. This is national security 101. When the nation is under attack, you get the president in the air. I can't believe you. Shut up. Up you go, Sparker. Jesus, you weigh a ton. Hey, Sparker. Keep him safe, Deidre. What are we doing? Just take this duct tape and seal yourself inside a room. Okay. The trust skins are sleeping one off. I've got to let them know what's going on. Elden, the second part. Eels. Bold. Wake up, buddy. Look, we don't have time for the backstory. They're bad. They try and kill everything they see. Luckily, they're too stupid to have weapons, but for them, it doesn't matter. Real zombie apocalypse shit, man. Oh. Great. Should I go in? I'm scared to go in. What do trust skins look like naked? Do I want to know? I'm going to head to the town square. I've got an idea. Yeah. Well, I'm on duct tape patrol. I've decided, yes. I've decided. I want to know. Boys, put your junk away. I'm coming in. Best of luck, everyone. Stay as safe as you can. Hey, Doug. Doug, can you hear me? Oh, yeah. I'm right here. Okay, great. Do you need anything? No, I'm all right. The doors and windows are sealed in the fireplace, too. Okay. Good. Great. The phones might go out on us at some point, but do not come out unless you hear the all clear from someone. Okay. Oh, Frank. Frank. Eva Grimm's house. Yeah. What about it? She was a big prepper, it turns out, so there may be gas masks over there. Good. Yes. Good call. I'll head there first. Oh, Jim. Jim has asthma. Oh, Jim. Right. So, Doug, there are at least six gyms in town. So. Oh, oh, um, Lynn, James Lynn. Right. Yes. Yep. James Lynn in Trailer Park Road. Yes, that's the one. Okay. I'll put them on the list. Good. Also, Andrea, she is on an oxygen tank. Andrea. Andrea Johnson. She has a corgi called Kibble. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Right. Okay. Yep. She's on the list. Good. Oh, oh, also, Trisha Schaefer, she never closes her windows. She's got that thing about breezes. Yeah, Doug. So, Doug, I got this. I need you to get your rifle out. Oh, yeah, it's out. Okay. Okay. I'll check in as soon as I can. Okay. Okay. Oh, no, no. Hey, hey, you have to stay in there. I know that it's a tight squeeze, but you can't, you can't be out there right now. Okay. It's too dangerous. I mean, what do I know? You maybe just find out there, but let's just assume it'll be as dangerous out there for you as it will be for me. Okay. Oh, I got asparagus. There you go. Oh, yeah, that's, um, that's my rifle. It's been tucked away for a while, so you haven't seen it yet. I used to hunt. And every season, I'd be out there and then, and then somewhere along the way, I just, I couldn't seem to put it up to my shoulder anymore. Somewhere along the way, I started to feel like there should be more things around and not less. And it feels weird in my hand now. Boy, we've really gotten ourselves into a mess. Haven't we? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hey, Steve. Yeah, I'm here. Hey, you all locked down? Yeah. Yeah, I brought the Ashley Sorosin and put it in the bathtub. I think fitting your bathtub? Well, not really, but I think I can get it to stay put for the night. Where did you end up? Well, I was at a duct tape at my house, so I grabbed Rambo and headed over to the sheep's eye. I just got everything taped down and locked up here. Oh, yeah, good, good. So, you know, Deidre keeps a shotgun behind the bar. What? Yeah, yep, it's true. No way. Yeah. Well, she's only used it once, but I'm, I'm, yeah, I'm pretty sure it's still there. A shotgun. Double barrel, 20 gauge. It was TJ's. Jeez. I'm just, I'm trying hard to imagine Deidre pulling out a shotgun from behind the bar. No, no, I just, I can't seem to imagine it. Well, I mean, it would be hard for me too, but I was there. See, a fight broke out between some bikers. This must have been, oh, 10 years ago. So she pulled it out and shot it at the ceiling and the whole bar goes quiet. And then she said, who wants the next one? What? Yeah, I swear. Damn. Full of surprises that one. Yeah. Yeah. And well, right after that, she, you know, excused herself and went into the back room and, and threw up. So yeah. Oh, that's more like it. Yeah. How do you, how do you think she's doing? Not great, I imagine. I mean, she's up in the ship with Elden right now. Guys. Oh, hey, Celeste. How are you guys doing over there? We're fine. We've got the base locked down between the barbed wire and a few assault rifles. I'm pretty sure we'll be safe from whatever else. Unfortunately, our gas masks burned up in the meteor strike, so we're stuck here. Yeah, Leif and Frank are out there patrolling the streets, so, you know, don't worry about it. Sure. Hey, since we're stuck here, anybody else think Frank being transformed into some grumpy forest creature goes perfectly with his personality? Oh, absolutely. Oh, hell yeah. This is his final Pokemon evolution, y'all. Yeah, Frank, Frank is mega-mewtwo. Mewtwo. That's perfect. So, I heard you guys talking about the time Deidre shot the ceiling. Yeah, yeah, were you there? Yeah, I was there. Damn, where was I? You know what, don't answer that. It can't be a good answer. You can still see the buck shot above the cash register. Oh, Steve, I was gonna say the shotgun's probably still back there. Maybe you should load it. I don't know, y'all. Me and guns? That's probably not a good idea. Hey, you think she's okay, guys? We don't know. She's probably, you know, pretty worried. She's probably worried about 15,000 things right now. Yeah, for sure. Best we can do is make sure she doesn't have to worry about us. Oh, yeah, I think that's a good idea. So, stay in touch as best we can. Yeah, copy that. Long night. Long night. Long night. Attention, people of Puddle Park. The toxic cloud is headed for town. Stay inside your homes and seal all windows and doors with duct tape. If you do not have duct tape, stay in your homes and we will come to you. I cannot stress this enough. Only open your doors for Frank. Jesus, this shit is thick. Leif, it's here. There's a dark cloud coming up the street. Where are you? I just left Trina Ward's house. You're not in your truck, are you? No. You can't drive your truck. No. The air filter will close. I know. I was a kid when Mount St. Helens blew. I have fond memories of June's dad trying to drive to the store when you couldn't see 10 feet in front of you. His car died at the end of the block. Leif, just tell me more about these things, the eel things. Are you hearing something? I don't know. Okay. Elective electrophorep and lobotomy. Eels. What kind of fucking clockwork orange bullshit is that? I know. This is another one of the wonderful horrors of Minsky's planet. People want to be disconnected from their own mind because they can't take it anymore. They agree to a process that will give them a life of bliss. It's a lie. They become suggestible puppets. They can't think much, but you can program them with a command. A command like kill. Jesus Christ. I know. You hung out with these people? It was a long time ago. Well, I fucking hope so. Look, that's really all I can tell you. I've never actually encountered these things before, but I've got a theory I'm working on. What? Are you at the shop and go? Are you gonna Arizona ice tea them to death? High fructose corn syrup is a killer. Yeah, okay. Fine, but seriously though. Frank? Frank? As the earth holds me, as the sky sees me, as the sun rises within me, I step out to greet the mother fucking day. What are you telling me? What are you telling me? What are you telling me? Hi Cameron. Cameron, I'm making a pretty big bet that I no longer need a mask in here. I hope I'm right. But, ooh, something tells me that's not my biggest problem right now. Oh, Steve? Are you still there? Steve? Steve? Well, I guess it's just you and me. Although, I guess this is nothing new for you, right? Yeah, I mean an endangered species. I guess I know how you feel now. Stay there. Who's there? Got a gun. You think I need to open the door to shoot you with this rifle? I know Rambo. I hear it too. Doug? Doug? Are you there? Shit. Rambo, look. There's a shotgun behind the bar. What do you think? Yeah, I agree. Probably not for the best. I don't even know how to shoot it. Doug? Okay. Okay. We're okay. You come in here. You're going to regret it. You're going to regret it. You think you can scare me? What the fuck? Okay. Okay. You want to play with me? Alright, Rambo. Rambo, listen. We're not going out like this, alright? We're not going out like this. We're not going out like this. We're not going out like this. Rambo, listen. We're not going out like this, alright? Not like this. I've got an idea. Come here. Look, I'm going to tie you up right here, okay? I'll be right back. Okay, buddy. Here's the plan. Look, something's coming through that door. I don't know what it is, but when it comes through, I need you to bark like you've never barked before, okay? Sound good? Remember, buddy, they always underestimate us. We're going to be okay. Your CO2 levels appear to have returned to normal. Yeah, the dog's helping. I'm sure. What are these things, Eldon? Are they monsters? There are no monsters. They're just people. How is that possible? There are a few planets in the Triad that are so problematic we don't know what to do with them. There's a planet called Oakway. For example, the inhabitants are so dangerous that there has to be a constant military blockade. One of those problematic planets is Wren, where Minsky comes from. Wren Society collapsed a year ago and everything that was done to remedy that seemed to just throw gasoline on the fire. Life there is tragic and horrific. Added to that, it was used as a prison for some time. They speak of ghosts and demons of Wren. Some, when faced with the horrors of their planet, retreat completely into their own minds, disconnect themselves from their emotions. You can see them, but they appear to be somewhere else. Ghosts. Then there are those like Minsky, who seem to be able to metabolize the chaos and draw strength from it. Demons. Then there are those in between, and their lives are a waking nightmare. They are offered freedom from the trauma of their daily lives. They are offered bliss to forget the things they've seen. You'd be surprised how many take up that offering. In reality, what they become are eels. Homicidal and chaotic lunatics. You drop them into a particular situation to create chaos and fear. Not unlike our situation right now. Elden, they're in so much trouble. I can't just stay up here. There's no safe place for you on the ground right now, Deidra. Up here is where you want to be, and definitely where Virge wants you to be. Am I ever going to see Virge again? You are, Deidra. By my calculations, we are actually in much more danger than Virge is at the moment. The best thing you can do for Virge is stay alive yourself. I'm not cut out for this, Elden. If this is how it's always going to be, I don't think I can function like this. You are currently functioning. I just hyperventilated and turned into a basket case. You had a human reaction. That's not a weakness. Everyone else is on the ground doing something. Deidra, there are a few thousand people that are now no longer enslaved because of you. You've done quite a lot. Look what it did to us. Thus far, it hasn't done anything to us. It's going to be a long night, but we are going to endure that. Who wouldn't endure a long night or two if it means others may be free? The night's not over yet. Frank? Yeah, well, these things are fucking horrible, Leif. Are you okay? Not mentally, no. That was a fucking nightmare. It was like getting attacked by an undead rugby team. I'm working on it. What are you working on? There's speakers on the outside of the shop and go. I'm commandeering their sound system. Why? Ultrasound. I think if I can get some ultrasound waves at the right frequency, it'll be like garlic to a vampire with these guys. It's going to take me a minute though. Okay, I'm going to go check on Trinket. Okay. Elden. Elden, can you hear me yet? Shit. God. God damn it. Frank? Have you seen Trinket? No, why? Fuck. Fucking. Fuck, fuck. She's fucking gone. Gone? Frank, she can't be out there. Yeah, I know. Stay here. I know where she went. God damn it. Okay. So, I don't know what's going to happen first, me running out of bullets or them getting through the door. So, I'm going to close the bathroom door now and no matter what you hear, I just, I want you to stay in here, okay? And maybe they'll just ignore you and... Thank you. Thank you for showing up in my backyard. I think it was good for me. It was good for me to take care of you. Oh shit. No, no, no, stay in there. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Who wants a drink? Oh my god. God damn you all are blamable. Rambo, nice work buddy. We did it. Oh shit. Where's the fire extinguisher? Well, nothing dramatic and nothing you need to keep track of. It's just soft narration, gentle repetition and soothing sensory details designed to help you drift off. Millions of people around the world use nothing much happens to quiet their minds, rest their nervous systems and finally get the sleep they need. So, if you're ready to wind down, relax and let your nervous system say thank you, give it a listen. You can listen to nothing much happens wherever you get your podcasts, episodes every Monday and Thursday. Drink it? I'm over here. I can't see a fucking thing, where are you? Follow my eyes. What happened? Wait for your eyes to adjust. You'll see them. Oh. Jesus. As soon as they broke down the door, they all started choking on something. Yeah, okay, are you okay? I mean, look at them. They're just people. They're not monsters. Yeah, yeah. Of course, but apparently they have something done to them and they, you know, they turn into this. I led them to their death. No, no, they were going to kill you, Trinket. Yeah. Yeah, I know. The, you know, the killer be killed thing doesn't really work for me, Frank. Nothing. Nothing gives me the right to do this to someone. Wait, you didn't do it on purpose? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that doesn't seem to be working for me either. Wait, uh, Trinket, do you need a mask in here? Not anymore, it looks like. I guess you can only fit so many mushrooms inside a person. Look at that. We just got our own little dream house for just the two of us. No one else can live here but us. Yeah, and I, I really hate it. I know. I mean, it's nice the bathroom, but it's covered in mushrooms. Yeah, I mean, that, that is true. And, and there are dead guys everywhere. So. Well, it's a fixer upper for sure. Right. I was really liking this new version of me. Yeah, we can all tell. I was really enjoying like being able to feel the whole mountain. But, uh, the mountains in a lot of pain right now, Frank, and I am too. You should go. You should go. A lot, a lot of people need you. Well, hey, let's get you back to your shop. No, no, no. I should stay. I, I'm safe in here, but I might not be out there. And besides, I, I just watched a lot of people die. And I think I need to stay with them. I need to, I don't know, make, make sure they're not holding onto anything when they cross over. I need to make sure they are finally free. I'll, I'll just stay here and harvest some space foot and, yeah, let me know when it's safe again. Okay. You sure you're okay? No. I will be. Okay. Drink it. I'll be back. Okay. Okay. Okay. Goddess of death, I stand here as your priestess knowing that life must be whenowed to thrive. This is a holy act I perform. Okay. One ultrasonic stereo system coming right up. Okay. We've got sound. Now, let's make it lethal. Let's make it lethal. Let's make it lethal. Shit. Come on. Come on. Let's make it lethal. Let's make it lethal. Let's make it, leave. Let's make it, leave. Let's make it. Leave. Yeah! No! Holy shit! What are these intruders? Davrock! Nice work, man. How long must I wear this accursed helmet? Just until sunrise. How many in this hoard? I don't know. Could be a lot more. Could be a lot more. Could be a lot more. Could be a lot more. Could be a lot more. Could be a lot more. Ah, fuck! Come on! We are surrounded. Alright, Davrock. If I can get this thing running, it'll take care of our problem. You gotta keep them away from me. Very well. Continue your work. I shall continue mine. Demons. You have become prisoners of your bodies. Allow me to free you. Holy shit! It's Conan on the fucking black coast? Come on. Come on! Fuck! What the... Celeste? I found a gas mask! Keep going! I'm almost there! You better be! Why can't I not get the sound right? Come on! Leroy Jacobs! God damn! Okay, we're ready! Shit! They have fled into the trees. Did we win? Let's go! Who's pocket? Damn! I didn't get to use my sound thing. Well, maybe next time. Well fought, my friend. Yeah! I don't fucking show them! Should I be out here right now? Yeah. It is sort of thing happens all the time. You know, comes with the territory. Some guy, he doesn't like how much we're charging him. Decides he's not gonna pay up. He can't do that, can ya? Honest work, honest pay and all that. Uh huh. So this piece of work thinks he can stop payment. Meanwhile, he's got five different projects across the damn triad. Being built by who? The good people of the planet Trusk, that's who. So this guy, he wakes up one morning to find that his projects, all across the triad, have suddenly stopped. Uh, whatever could it be? Could it be that, uh, trying to re-neg on a deal has landed him worse than he started off? You're fucking a well-told, my friend. Oh, God. Hold my drink. Kill her! Holy shit! Anywho, so, uh, what we find ourselves in here is a good old fish and Trusk and cafe break. You know, we don't move till a price is met. Hey boys! Turn the damn roots already! Don't make me regret handing the grill over to you, do you hear me? Uh, Lord. Balb? What just exploded? A little excavation charge, no big whoop. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. And what is this dome we're in? Uh, camper dome. You gotta have one on Trusk. You never know when a volcano's gonna know. Shoot some, uh, so thatcha. Wow, it's... It's real nice. It's alright. I thought about getting a bigger one, but, you know, the kids are grown, the wife hates camping. As long as it can hold me and the two dumbasses over there, I think we're good. My love. Hey, sweetie. Look at me, I'm in a bubble. Ah, there he is, the man, the myth, the meat slabs. How you doin' there, Tarva? Tavi, did you come all the way out here to check on me? I did, but I was delayed by many battles. I am glad to see you are safe here with the giants. They're taking great care of me. I have eaten many roots. Celeste, do you have a gun? I have a gun. Turns out I still know how to use it. Her aim was true. My aim was true, apparently. Tarva, uh, do mine eyes deceive me, or have you got yourself a new toothpick there? Behold. Frank, you okay? Well, we've had a very traumatic night while you've been here barbecuing, apparently. Yeah, we all play our part, Frank. Oh, look at that there, that is straight as an arrow. Nice work, my son. Thank you. Hey, shitheads, how come I can't get you to do fine work like this man over here? I mean, he's had the size of you. Kruskin Camperdome. I guess that's one way to survive a toxic gas attack. Leif, uh, Tarvok here has a new sword. This fine lady here has herself some real nice hardware. What have you been contributing to the evening? I almost had an ultrasound emitter. Well, you know what we say on Trusk when you've almost made something? You haven't made anything. You haven't made anything at all, my friend. Seriously, Leif, do better. We're all contributing. We're all contributing? What is that? Oh, Jesus Christ, did those things get into the office? What are they doing in there? Franky, that's your personal space there, invading. That's all you, Pally. Go get up. Ah, God. I'll be right back. There you go, Franky. Give him help. We'll be sure and sit right here. And remember, Franky, no shame in going for the nards. Give him the main hobn dinga. There you go. Get your little ass in there. Oh, I am not cleaning up whatever's going on in there. I mean, he has always wanted to beat up the customers. That's true. Uh-oh. We got a runner. Tarvok, uh, get in there and have a bad little cleanup, would you? One moment. Oh, good. Ho-ho-ho! Boy, howdy, his head came right off, didn't it? Tarvok, you put that one in the bleachers, my friend. M-V-T-M-V-T. I am also not cleaning that up. Is it fucking morning yet? Hey. You saved my life. I mean, I guess, you know, you saved yours too, but I mean, it still counts. So I, um... Doug, are you there? Yeah, yes, I'm here. Are you all right? I think so. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I think so. Could you be a bit more definitive with me, Doug? Ah, yeah, I'm all right. Good. It looks like the cloud is beginning to dissipate. I'm able to cut through the particulates in the air. Oh, good. Uh, Elvin? Yes? So, uh, when I ask you about the giant salamander that started living in my backyard, I think you may have left out some details that I would have appreciated. Really? Such as? Ah, well, the fact that it can apparently spit acid. Acid? Yes. Really? Yeah, those things were about to kill me, and it... Well, some of them are... They are melted now. I see. Mm-hmm. Did... Did you not know it could do that? I was aware. Oh. Oh. Um, Elvin, I realize you are a computer, and humans really like knowing which things spit acid and which don't. I understand that. Oh. Well, then, what the hell, Elvin? I didn't think it was relevant. Elvin. It's lovingly called an igneous burp. The female, Ashley Soros, can weaponize its stomach acid, Doug. And you didn't tell me that. Why? Because they only do so when in defense of their... mates. Mates. Mates. I... So I'm sure you can understand why I didn't see that as relevant, seeing as you are while an eccentric fellow, not a male giant alien salamander. I am not. What's been going on down there, Doug? Please don't tell anyone about this. Of course. But please don't worry. A bit of interspecies confusion is not uncommon. It's not going to lay subcutaneous eggs on you or something. What? Oh, well, good. But, Doug... Yes? That animal just saved your life. Time to give it a name. Oh. Okay. Oh, how is everyone else? We've made it out relatively unscathed. Once I send the all clear, we all meet at the sheep's eye. All right. Attention citizens of Hussbocken, the air is now safe and the danger has passed. If you are feeling ill or short of breath, please proceed to Trinket's Emporium immediately. Oh. Elden? Everyone's all right. We made it through. We did? Yes. How long was I asleep? Only a couple of hours. How in the world did I sleep? I made an executive decision and adjusted the cabin environment. You put me to sleep? I did. Elden, don't do things like that. Deidra, nearly everyone on the ground has reached the end of a very long night. Yours is just beginning, isn't it? I'm going with him. I know. Hence the enforced nap time. Okay. Good idea. I know. I'm breaking us in for landing by the sheep's eye. Okay. Why is there a huge crowd down there? Something rather extraordinary has happened. What? Minsky nearly killed the entire city of Raxias. It did not win him or Dark Life any fans. Everyone has heard that Hood's Pocket has repelled an eel attack and rebuked the most powerful crime boss in the Triad. I'm afraid the people of Hood's Pocket have achieved folk hero status in the city. Oh my god. I I I I I still can't believe they used this thing for long-haul flights. It's a tight squeeze but the small profile keeps this off a lot of scanners. Pretty ingenious though. It's got everything you need somehow. Are you sure Deidra is ready for this? It's going to be a week of travel after we get through the warp gate. The galaxy brain is in a really isolated spot. I have an update on that. In this universe, there's a warp gate much closer to the galaxy brain. Really? How close? It's only a day away. One day? One day. That doesn't make any sense. I know. The whole point of the galaxy brain is that it's undetectable and isolated. And yet. I don't like it. More convenient for us. And I don't like it. Whatever it implies, let's deal with that later. Agreed. Regardless of the travel time, I hope she's ready for this. She's ready. Hey. She's ready as she can be. I was at her house trying to think of what to pack, but... Yeah. So, now I've got this backpack like I'm going to Prague or something. Hey, you never know. Leif. Am I just going to fuck this up? Is it stupid for me to come along? I don't want to fuck this up. You need to come. I'm going to need you. I don't know how any of this stuff works. That's not why I need you to come. I go to some pretty dark places. I'm sure you've heard. Verge goes to dark places too, but they're very different from mine. Verge, trapped on the galaxy brain is one problem, but the even bigger problem will be if they get free. If they get loose on the galaxy brain, they're not going to care who dies. That includes themself. I'm going to need you to pull them out of that, okay? I don't have a plan without them. I know. Nothing works without them. I know. I'm really scared. In my experience, people who can admit they're scared are the ones I can depend on. The bravest person I've ever met, she sells tacos. You're going to be fine. Hey, y'all. Hey, guys. We've come to give you a send-off. We've come to put some positive energy into a really shitty situation. Thank you. I'm going to give a little weed for your journey. Nice. Thank you. Here. Take this. What is this? Just a little Ann McCaffrey for your trip. Yeah, I don't think I'm going to be able to read, June. You don't have to read it. Just hold on to it. Feel the vibes. You're a space heroine now. Feel the vibes. Okay. I have mini donuts for you, Deidra. And leaf. Tuckies for you. Thanks, man. Thank you, Doug. Okay, bear with me, Leif. Take this, Amethyst. Now I'm invincible. Shut up. Deidra, this is Black Onyx. Put it around your neck. Okay. Thank you. Tavrock, have you got that thing? I do. We have forged this for you, Deidra. Oh, okay. It's a knife. It is. It's made of glass? Not really. I'll explain later. Y'all, these are MREs. They taste terrible, but they're efficient. Cool. I got chicken chow mein. What'd you get? Beef stroganoff. Thanks, Celeste. Oh, and I brought nothing. Nobody told me we were doing gift time. Everyone, as before, when I leave with the Phoenix, you won't have your network. You'll need to be more beautiful in your communications. If all goes according to plan, we'll be back within a week. And if it doesn't, well, that's declined to think about that, shall we? Thank you for doing this for me, Leif. I'm doing it for both of us. So, is this everything you imagined? I'm sure you too sat on whatever shitty planet that you're from and thought to yourself. I'm going to be a criminal and live a life of adventure. I'm going to fuck shit up. But look at you, sitting here on guard duty. Tell me, is this the daring pirate life you imagined? Do they still have the parade? Are we going to the parade? You know, where you catch a traitor and bring them home to the galaxy brain and drag them through the main dock, right? Are we doing that? The parade? I mean, I suppose arguably that I don't exactly qualify, but, you know, because I was never one of you. But I suppose I'm still a traitor because I showed you that you don't have to be a bootlicker to be a criminal. Ah. Well then, let's get this shit over with. Well, well, well. Look at the fucking odds. 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