#236 - What's REALLY in the Epstein Files?

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You have to. I want to. It's so fun. It's a good time. Thank you for coming to Japan. Thank you for saying you had no interest last time we talked to him. Go to Japan? What's that, dude? April is May. He was not interested last time we brought it up to him. It's May. It's May. 15 hours. 16 hours. Oh, come on. Get over here. Go to bed. I've done 16 hours. Wake up. Play some games on your little fucking switch or laptop or something. Watch a movie. You're there. It's that easy. Can I jerk off on the plane? You can. It's not actually legal to do so, but you are actually able to jerk on an uninfluenced vehicle in so long as you're not caught. You can kill somebody if it's illegal unless you're caught. If you get one of them little like, it's got like a little sliding door divider, and nobody can really see them unless they kind of like peek over. So it would sound like you're stirring mac and cheese or something. You're stirring some gumbo on the plane. Yeah, but I don't jerk off. Like when you guys jerk off, does it typically make noise? Do you guys go like when you jerk off, do you guys go like, oh, jeez. Sometimes my balls be hitting stuff. Let's lay down the line here. Are we dry jerking it? Or are we using moisturizer or lotion? What are we working with? Mostly dry. I guess it depends. Are you a dry jerker? Because there's a lot of guys that are like, there's no reason to dry jerk ever because you always have your spit. Yeah, I don't think I could just spit on my own hog. I don't do spit-wank. No, I don't think that's. Also, like spit evaporates really fast. I feel like it's going to leave things like drier. Yeah, I'd have to sit there and drool like. Just fucking drooling on your dick. It's cool. Drooling on the shaft right now. Drooling on the glands. Yeah, no, I, yeah, that's, I could not use spit. That's, I'm good. Yeah, no, I feel like dry jerking just like. Blood. A lot. I feel like as you get older, jerking is just like, let me get it over with. Leave on. Go to bed or something. Whatever I got to say, get on with my life. I had a bad day at work and you get the fucking demons out or had a bad dream and you get the fucking demons out before the show. Yeah, it's not like when you're like, you know, younger and you're just like, wow, there's so much different porn. You're just like, all right, you know, whatever, whatever it was you tried. Yeah, man. In and out, get out of there. The fucking, the fucking like post-nut clarity gets so much stronger the older you get to. The older you get. Like the second I'm done, within a frame, I'm standing up and I'm like, all right, back to work. I'm not sitting there like, oh, and the older you get, the more you use your imagination instead of actual porn. I think if you need more than two pages of looking through porn, you need to go to therapy immediately. There is no reason to be on page 12. All right, you're looking for something that you're not going to find, you know? You just search like after a couple pages. You don't have 10 tabs up on like three monitors of like eight different videos playing at once. Like it's the matrix. That is gross. You're not doing that? Yeah, no. And then when you bust, you have to like, you know, have the post-nut clarity, and holy shit, I had to close 15 fucking browser tabs and make sure that they're not open anymore. And they all just happened to cut to the dude right when you bust? Yeah, right when you bust. And then you're gay. That's when you cover. That's when you cover. What are you watching? Where there's dudes by? You ever see like a behind or like a bottom view of a guy like doing missionary and it's just like, no, but you have to like mentally block it out. It's like it's like a blind spot when you're driving. It's like, if I'm just not there, if I'm watching on my phone, if I'm watching on my phone, I put my thumb over the funding area. I put my thumb over the woman. I got my tactical tag for the red jerk off. It's not a game. It's not a game. It's not a porn. You just want to get the game. Like a. Back to the goodness. Parking. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We never did. Oh, yeah. Sorry. It's like. Three, two, one. Fucking. Oh, my. Professionals. We're professionals. Three, two, one. There you go. There we go. I think that was already cool. I mean, do through in a circle for us. Holy fuck. Slapping my forehead. What that sound was. Damn. Long have balls. I got a long ball. Y'all balls make noise when you move. No, minor. I was blue. I was blue. I was blue. I was blue. I was blue. I was blue. I was blue. I was blue. I was blue. I was blue. I was blue. I was blue. I was blue. I was blue. No, minor. I was blue to my leg. Unfortunately. Really? Yeah. You ever just like do a quick lap down the stairs and it just. You get around. Healing it away from my leg. It's just good feeling. Oh. It's like. Do you get like. Do your balls get like arc welded to your thigh? Yeah. Peel them. It's like scooping a piece of black gum off the side. Like a 25 year old Walmart sticker on the floor. It's a high. It's a high. It's a high.哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎 People are just watching me. I Admittedly have very sensitive testes We did talk Is that skin is in my in my youth I suffered from a potential Testicular torsion so that means the skins No, the the actual test Around each other and then one does a loop and like fucking they neck themselves inside Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy. I went to bed last week The first night in a long time where I just took my my like boxers off and I was just like command There was free ball in a bed never again I have a rational fear that it is gonna be sleep wipe it is gonna be the one The one night that somebody breaks in and kills me and they find me looking goofy as fuck in my bed with my cock I don't know and there's like look at that Dumbass guy he's my fucking naked in his bed and that's embarrassing. I can't do that I can't let them see me like that. They're gonna be like whoa. He's got cool. He's got I do just I Your balls get too long and they start hitting shit and they start You lose track of like is a left ball on the right side now is a rape on the left I know I like to have a taut just to hold on my balls all the time If you ever had your balls turned sideways as you're jerking off like they like one goes in front of the other like doing Really fucking cold sometimes cuz the sack shrivel so they just find whatever real estate they can have so sometimes they go like Are you just jerking off out in the snow or something? Canada dude, it's like minus 20 today. What do you mean? When do my balls? I didn't say well jerking off. What are you saying? I think you say when you jerk off your ball Only jokes is I just when I get cold as you sometimes they go vertical They they've up and down They're confused Which yeah, just kind of like give me a little like I Look last one see your rotate over and over again and have a middle-aged Indian guy do that to my nuts when I was like 13 To get the torsion Dude, I'm gonna feel like he was solving a fucking Rubik's Cube undoing your portion balls I First it was at first it was a hot nurse Then I thought I was gonna do that which made me really nervous and then The guy came out then I was like just fucking pissed off It's like when you would have been like the dude on reddit that got a that got a prostate exam And he's busted all over the floor. Oh I feel like I'm sorry on the podcast Yeah And like Like literally the second his prostate got like any Stimulation apparently he just busted all over the fucking floor Prostate toys after that Let that be a lesson to the viewers at home who are listening to not get a prostate exam during no-night November You play you play you play with Products yeah, what are you stimming with Nintendo switch to products don't yes, dude I saw dangling Identifying my stimming object switch to dongle I have fucking tool dude, you know, it's fucking Sorry go ahead Elon Musk was acting in the Epstein files. I've been seeing sorry to talk about the Epstein files I'm gonna move on So many Indian doctors touching balls got us. All right, fuck it move on there So fucking funny. I was just thinking about it right now the way the way have you seen any of the ticktocks of like people pretending to be? Elon like in the emails. They're like, hey, man. It's let's let's hang out Let's chill bro, and he just like you've seen it. Have you seen the reply that? Okay, I've seen correspondence between Elon Musk and Jeffrey Epstein which I think are fabricated where he's like hey Can I go to the island? It's gonna be fun and all that shit and then like Jeffrey Epstein in quotes cancels on him and says ooh, sorry. You just missed us We can't do it and it's like they're trying to it's like it's like yeah, I'm so autistic That they don't even want to take kids with him. Yeah, see I saw that one too, but I thought that one was fake He's like he's like girls rule whatever I'm gonna come to the island No, no the wind was not real If that's real I'm killing myself on Elon Musk's behalf Yeah, they're pretty wild if that comes out as truthful, but I'm pretty sure that's one. That's not The correspondence that was real to my knowledge was it was like Elon Massey really Jeffrey Epstein emailed the line be like hey want to come to my island the virgin islands It's gonna be great. It's gonna be fun. Then Elon. It's like oh actually I'm running a bunch of Rockets and stuff and then you know, I don't think I could see a bunch of useless diplomats And then and then Jeffrey goes what do you think I'm fucking? There's no diplomats idiot. They're all women under 25 Still still no no Just goes to drunken to shit and then he's like see look I'm not a pedophile. I'm a fucking family I'm just a loser. I'm gonna go to a fucking party on an island I also I feel like if we're gonna talk about if we're gonna dive into this topic at all We are going to make Before we say anything for idiots We are not Snopes or whatever the fuck it's called we're not back checking everything. We're saying immediately so some things May not be correct Relax about it Did already fuck up you doing that I just take this as a funny little bit and do not use us as your news source. This is this is sure This is surface level analysis. Yes, this is shit. I have seen on Twitter Yes, this is this is stuff that I I'm aware of only because I asked rock What are the top ten silliest things to come out of the new Jeffrey Epstein first? Oh boy, what else to grok say about this? one You learn must ask again Party on the island is number one number two former Prince Andrew on all fours over the lady that was pretty silly Yeah, that one's crazy Yeah, I don't think that's bad Yeah, he's literally on top of like a girl with a face blank that like looking up like a dog get the camera What I don't get about all this shit Why the fuck is like listen? I get redacting like the face of literal fucking children that should absolutely 1000 like any of the victims should have their face redacted why the fuck are our names redacted the what was the one of like I Really enjoyed that the younger girl or something like that to Jeffrey Epstein and their name is redacted Why is your name redacted? Why the fuck is that redacted that person should be out of dude That should be on a billboard and fucking time square. Who is this person? Why are we just? It's actually crazy dude. It's bad like the fact that this is just like Like there is silly shit about it But the fact that this is like Alex Jones level of conspiracy theories man that actually turned out to be true That like yeah literally a good chunk of the elite and the ruling class of America are Satanic Pedophiles vampires like Alex Jones said Dude, what if only Alex Jones didn't have that horrible thing with the Sandy Hook Okay, he's horrible and literally every single measurable He was right about what I mean, he had a good point. Let's take it as that. It's cute when it was right. Let's ignore the rest of it. I don't know if it's cute We got Prince Andrew Prince Andrew who's no longer a prince now his name is just Andrew. They took away our titles, right? Now he's now he's just normal guy pedophile Andrew Allegedly allegedly this is all allegedly All of this is allegedly all of this is completely right now What isn't alleged actually is number four here on the list of silly things Katie Corrick the journalist famed journalist Katie Corrick praised Epstein's lasagna as Rockin in all camps rockin lasagna He was good for something other than that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. How good Would Jeffrey Epstein's lasagna really have been and I think there's always a story People missing out on Lasagna or if it's like Like one like one layers. Oh, we think it's code like like hot dogs in By the way, where's like 100 hot dogs little boy pizzas little girl There's a bunch of other shit that was like Oh, this is like this is the this is like pizza gate bullshit. This is from when John Podesta had his emails hacked and shit Did this fucking crazy this is actually like Like this is shit's gonna be in history books in 50 years from now I mean those kids are gonna read about it and be like why the fuck was everyone so like chill and complacent about this like well like I do there's like Nobody in a position of power has had literally any fucking backlash like at all yet like the fucking president. Hello What are we doing here? It is surprising to me that like, you know There isn't like a concerted effort to like string people up on the street We're like, oh Prince Andrews a pedophile then why aren't you know why haven't people like grabbed them? This guy just had a fucking shit This is all new to the public this isn't new to people that have Been the shit for like literally 15 fucking years They've known that Epstein's rockin lasagna for 16 years So I wonder now that Epstein has been like Obviously not able to provide that it's not like these people are no longer like 16 pedophiles. I wonder who is now taking the place of Epstein because there's clearly now a whole There's like there's definitely some other billionaire that has just stepped in Power a power vacuum is yeah secret Yeah, that's just crazy dude. I don't know it's like It's it's fun to joke about be like has crazy, but it's like actually beyond fucked it is Of course and there's a lot of people Like chill about it Bill Gates was on the list Claims that he allegedly Cod an STD fucking a Russian He got like an ass Asked Epstein for anti biotics that he could give himself and then also slip into his wife's food Yeah gates the richest man in the world at the time Microsoft fame was fucking yeah, he got a rot though. That's kind of funny Money in the world and you can't like procure like a like a non STD ridden Yeah, why would you not get like in regular frosty? Bro like he was a dork with like infinite money glitch you could just go to Vegas and buy like the most expensive Million fucking the dollar you could spend a million dollars on a prostitute You wouldn't even notice a million dollars gone from banks account like you can just go get whatever Why would he be like I want the one you found in a ditch with weird? I want the one with the A lot of it has to do with like power too is just a lot of like You know, I am more powerful than this herpes ridden woman. I guess I don't know It's just easier to keep those type of people quiet. I guess I I don't know listen. I guess none of us will ever understand this because I none of us are as Depraved human beings as billionaires. Yeah as any of them are yeah, um, yeah Or a billionaire I Wouldn't mind being a billionaire part, but I mean then I guess I'd have to hang out more money more problems I don't know if there'd be more problems than if you were a pedophile, but Yeah, what's weird like the more money more problems has a cap to it though once you're Side note by the way This completely off topic, but this is a conversation I was having with one of my buddies the other day Do you guys we can go back to Epstein after but we were just talking about you guys think that money buys happiness I'll explain my argument after I think money Money buys security it does it buys more opportunities to be happy it gives you more freedom to do things that actually make you happy Okay, there's a minute returns on it Where you're able to secure like health care for yourself Protect your family have shelter and then at a certain point It's like I got all the toys I need and I got all the shit I want when you get to a point where money is no longer a stress to you because you're just living comfortably anything after that is like You can do things that make you happy It depends on your mindset too because you could have And still and you know you could have all the money and everything but you could lack Relationships you can lack a meaning and waking up in the morning You know some people you know It's like the whole thing of like people in Africa tribes people like have a rate of depression Less than like your average business man in America who like makes a bunch of money and has a house and has a wife and has kids Because you know and they would never in Africa everything for a second about suicide or killing themselves because the entire mode of Their existence is based around like survival and and like being with the community and and and like more fulfilling things than just money and Possessions yeah, and like they can live their life happy But poor like poor but fulfilled and like happy with connections and shit that like made their life all about mindset Whereas you could have you could be some fucking Russian oligarchs kid who never fucking was loved who has everything never made connections Never had a passion never grew skills never grew a hobby and it's just a horrible person that uses people and then Really Dormans get about everything except for the D'Amstein finals Bro, did you guys see that D'Arman is 1984 thing that guy's scamming everybody he's the finna He has to be the like he is the wolf of Wall Street of making silly content Kind of can you just have to dispute it. I think some of that was like some other third-party guy trying to steal Comes out during the halftime and is like telling me not to judge a book by its cover. I'm gonna kill myself I'm gonna kill him He's talking about Jeffrey I know on I know on his face Jeffrey seemed like a bad guy, but he was good with money And he did Yeah, and he and and he makes rock Yes, he put a shelter over there Free and free and then free and then free meals for his for his buddies Hmm, that's an eating it as an eating baby intestine on a yacht joke Yeah, apparently there were also a silly there's a silly file where George Bush the first Guy on a yacht allegedly and then there was another thing I just fucking him there was about him allegedly cutting the the feet off of an infant with a scimitar as part of a ritualistic I And then they ate the shit out of the babies intestines and that's all in a file in the FBI It's like a little bit of a song or something. Hey, they wait. Sorry. Oh, I'm Did they eat the intestines or just the doodoo out of them? They ate the poop and of the intestine wasn't there something about them saying the intestine tastes like cream cheese or something Some shit like that. Yeah I can't believe this stuff anyway back back back to the silly stuff in the files I was wondering he's there's a there's a fucking in his house on the island and his main like Residency in the fire bombs. Yeah, there was a fucking a trap door that led just straight down to water Apparently in the ocean was flooded and yeah allegedly it would just You have sharks down there and you would just drop people down there You You chop people up From the water you just chop people up and throw them into the water and the fucking fish I guess so. I don't know That's kind of smart. No, it's not it's not like he's throwing bodies into shit. He's mincing it probably And then throwing it in the water dude. I love that through all this though Nobody knows why he is like as rich as he got in order. Obviously he became Israel in the side Fucking Isn't that I don't want to kill myself at all either or in the near future or in the or in the distant future Yes, or at all but allegedly allegedly allegedly what I heard is that glenn maxville's father was a Masada operative And that that's kind of how like they tricked jeffreepstein out and like set him up. Wow with all mad shoes Crazy if true. I I would put a massive massive disclaimer grain of salt on that one. I I love israel. Okay Love them love love them Love them You know, I just cut all that out Editor put it in three times and they're putting in three times and then fucking And then and then put and then and then and then put a swagger souls fucking 1988 to 2026 post humus We have to find another new podcast hose dude soup leaves swagger kills himself tomorrow night Don't let this conversation distract you from one of the more pricing issues from the files And that is that jeffreepstein was caught sharing five nights at freddy's porn links I saw that one too. Oh, also, isn't he isn't he banned off xbox? Yes Explicit finesse themed adult content via four chain style links She's the content. I wonder if I could wager a guess as to what got him banned So I dude I saw a meme it was really bad, but really fucking funny It's like this how jeffreepstein got banned on xbox and it's just some dude screaming at like a 10 year old calling him the rdr over and over It's like this how jeffreepstein be moving on xbox live Oh, dude, I was laughing so fucking hard Yeah, it's interesting. There's there was a lot of talk about obviously jeffreepstein groomed kids Event but the he also groomed dogs because in In the emails there was an over There was an over redacted dog name So apparently someone was spending time walking and grooming a dog, but the dog's name is like Completely blacked out I've adapted the name of the dog. That dog's even alive anywhere. Why are they redacted? 100% Crazy name that like actually stood. Yeah, it was like a famous dog. It was airbud Airbud took his fucking movie money and just started buying kids. No, dude Airbud's fucking puppies, dude. It's horrible. Oh No, that's a that's a fucking tragedy and and this actually goes into the mysterious furball in the trash bag photo I think I saw that They're among the 180 000 images a weird close-up of what looks like a stuffed furball or mysterious I'm checking the garbage bag captured in some reports is a dead dog Sport online memes about epsom's housekeeping That's that's sad. There's also a bunch of weird shit that shouldn't be in there that is in there for some reason There was a uh, I don't I don't know if this one's fully confirmed, but from what I saw it was Uh, there's a photo in there of post malode and dan blitzerian just sitting on a couch Yeah, there's two there's two girls redacted black down Yeah, but dan blitzerian posted that on facebook in 2017 like it had nothing to do with epsine or like Epsine adjacent whatsoever like that guy's a piece of shit But he's not I don't think he's an epsine kind of piece of shit. I think he's just kind of a nepo baby I don't think he's like I mean I don't look at dan blitzerian and Allegedly what jumps out to me is like this dude's probably fucking trafficking half these girls these girls are probably victims of fucking trafficking modeling agencies I don't know You know, he's probably not fucking kids allegedly he's allegedly not fucking kids, but yeah, he's probably a pimp. 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Speaking of speaking of hungry eppstein had a dream email about being madly in love with someone who has a quote unquote push I guess we've all had it Yeah You had a whacked out dream where they were in love That's pretty wacky dude being in love with you I love that everything is in dude the way they type though It's so It's so bizarre Random equal signs Yeah, dude like what are they what are they doing? The guy's talking to like the prime minute is talking to like the top 10 like most powerful people on the planet And just be you know and the guy's like i will be here at eight o'clock sharp and blah blah Do you have the pizzas on hot dogs and then jeffre epsi is just like Fucking smashed his fucking hand on the keyboard eight times and just goes yeah, okay Like he was actually mogging the fuck out of everybody just like typo-wake riddling typos to like the president of the united states I get listen if you if you send a very long email Maybe they're typo or two. I get it. But like he would reply in like three words And two of them would be spelt wrong and one of them would have like an exclamation mark in the middle How the fuck did you even do that bro? How do you do that? Maybe he's getting his victims Like make it harder for people to like search through the emails like search for a word or something No, I think he's just fucking stupid or he just yeah Yeah, he was yeah I feel like you kind of motherfucker that would type like this like one finger at a time and like look Millions of emails so it probably eventually they get the go they get your glances. He do they do one of these Yeah, I put the old it I Think it's also funny. I don't again. I don't know if this is true, but I just saw it um, apparently the fbi wrote his Email password Oh my god in the files somewhere in the fucking file and then people were walking into like emails and sending like I'm I didn't kill myself They were sending like emails to their buddies and shit Yeah, like just emailing your homeboy. Can you imagine? Fucking sitting in you just you get to work you work at like a Hyundai dealership You get to work checking your emails when people being interested in cars and then boom Jeffrey Hepstein in your inbox and the whole time it was just your fucking Your homie who had a couple beers and found the password in the files like it's crazy that they just threw that in there You just access his is direct emails Oh Dude Mossad's here they got him Did you hear about the jk Rowling connection? No No, but i'm excited to hear about it because I hate that fucking weirdo Apparently jk Rowling of just kidding Rowling fame the the author of Harry Potter who owns a fucking castle in scowling she uh apparently had correspondence with amstein for like a period of time allegedly and Apparently documents show that eppstein Went to crash the cursed child Broadway opening that that Rowling called uh, you know like Rowling said that she like she didn't want him to go there. He was he was thrown out. He was refused entry um and people have made jokes saying um Well, he the only reason why he went is because the word child was in the was in the For you shopping That's what i've been looking for He was he was he wanted to go window shopping. Yeah, he wanted to curse the child Dude this should what is it called if you if you stand outside of a window store and look through the window at all the windows for sale Window shopping window shopping is that still just window it's still windows. Why would it be? It's literally what your your window shopping come windows your window shopping You're doing a window window shop your window window shopping And if it's windy out it's a windy window window shop Most odds are to there they're already fucking that big blink noise fucking fucking lasers. I don't put a laser on my forehead I mean track a laser on my forehead since I made that comment event my favorite country Editor is not doing that. I can tell you that for fucking free Let me see. Uh, what else we have? Uh, right A lot to rely on FBI tips and like files and like I don't know if they were based in reality or if they were like hypothesis that that Field agents were coming up with or if it was like what was alleged from people who had close ties to Epstein or whatever But apparently there are wild albeit unsubstantiated claims that there are baby factories and genetic experiments that Epstein ran breeding operations for perfect humans On the island who were like his ranchers now It could be dismissed is like bullshit Or you know because he talked about clones. He talked about designer babies. He talked about Okay, I mean designer babies are like a real thing like China's been working on doing that for a long time like Uh using crisper and stuff like that to like genetically modify children into basically whatever they want Yeah, but like yeah, I don't know if you could just have like a factory Full of just like a dude bus and then making babies. Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying it's impossible, but that seems like a stretch It does seem like a stretch, but so does, you know, so does all this though. So actually, you know what? You're right. What the fuck am I saying? I you know, I would have said two years ago that Everybody being a pedophile sounds fucking ridiculous. You sound crazy. Everybody. Come on. It's all of them though. Why is this? Why is it all of them? Yeah, but it's weird this shit has kind of been out in the ether with with pizza gate when hillary clinton and john Podesta had their emails hacked and it was literally just Thousand tens of thousands of emails of like I'm with fingers crossed I'm going into the backyard and I'm sacrificing a chicken tamalec like hillary clinton Literally sent that email. She literally typed that out and sent that and and it's been out for like 10 years talking about just sending out an absolute ripper of a shit. Yeah She's talking she's talking about dropping napalm in the toilet and so direct to him's if you actually went through this list and and Like arrested everybody involved. I think we'd actually have to shut down like half the world for at least a couple weeks till like staff was replaced Yeah It's fucking crazy And it's even more wild that there's like certain podcasts that Align with a party that is very anti pedophile Which is great. That's a good thing to be But it's very odd how many Other media sources are excusing a lot of people on that side Is making like Oh, you can't confirm this you can't confirm this while seeing like a million photos and emails about this shit It's so weird. How many people just like switch their whole fucking Mindset because person I like is now the pedophile just like bill clinton bill gates and They just literally A normal person feels but there are a lot of people out there who just think that their side can do no wrong And then when it comes out that their side did wrong, they're like, no, that's fake Yeah, I saw a very very large podcast A clip from a very large part Arguably the largest podcast in the world where the host and A guest were basically just Like yeah, you know a lot of it wasn't like illegal. It was just like young girls You know like it wasn't it wasn't all pedophilia. And it's like, dude. What are you saying? Oh, what a relief What a relief Adult women they like they do both like you can just because we do one doesn't excuse you for the other one like Yeah, I mean I like race cars. I'll go sit in a limo. I don't mind. You know, it's you can have both. Yeah Yeah, it's Yeah Yeah, it's not not not good to be like, oh, they weren't all kids Yeah I couldn't believe it dude. I was losing my mind I I I was losing my fucking mind when I saw this clip. It's uh, yeah, I'm not gonna No point naming names There's a lot of people, you know That are like they focus Where where it's convenient for them this whole story where it's convenient for them like cherry picking this proves That trump is a pedophile this proves it like this administration is retarded Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. And then you had the other side going like no no bill Clinton. Hillary Clinton Fucking all all these dudes like it's literally everybody above a certain bracket of like the the political elite Is a come if they're in it together they play golf together like they their buddies Oh Yeah, it's fucking they're all and they're all fucking chopping feet on us with cemeteries and eating poopy out of out of out of baby Bellies and stuff We're all thinking and they just do it Allegedly Allegedly this is Anyway, uh, we should move on from From epstein. Yeah You right what else y'all want to talk what else y'all got today? Um You got anything to talk about buddy anything to me fix my fucking slice and i'm so happy That's not what I thought we discussed talking about before this, but I am very happy for you. Well, how did you fix it? What'd you do? I fixed my grip New grips on my fucking clubs. I put the big fat ones in the shambles uses and oh you like the big fat I just grip better and just I just don't fucking slice anymore See I like I like a little skinny one. I like I like getting maximum swing speed So I like a little fucking meat pausa Same we we literally compared hands my hands were like the same size less sausage. Have you ever used the big fat? XL grips though. So I go hold on go ahead swags Oh, if you say for other people then get pushing the audience. They're talking about golf I shouldn't let you go ahead. Um, anyway, yes, nasty. I did try I did try that on a driver for a little bit Don't get pussy What you're saying Literally I played golf a ton he was getting hella pussy. Oh, oh the brain all means Dog that's not keep doing that sport. Yeah keep talking about golf You know what's crazy is like Like what's crazy tons of like huge athletes all play golf like really well really often like tom brady Steph Curry. Yeah, I mean like I will still listen your son on the mouth. You're not making your point golf is not a exciting sport to look at in terms of like Crazy things happening. Yeah, but I will die on the hill that it is one of the most athletic movements and athletic things you can do In a sport to match your entire body up to be like as efficient as possible to hitting this tiny little white ball You can be 0.3 degrees off on your club face and you go from having a good shot to not a good shot It's it is a genuinely difficult sport. That's why so many other athletes are like really fucking good at golf Especially like football players, which I would argue are the most full-blown athletic I would like to make a public apology and rescind my comment about golf players getting no pussy That is wrong. I just remembered tiger woods got a lot of he got a lot He got beat over the fucking head with a golf club through all of his all of his fucking pussy grabbing anthrax He did also crash his Bentley in a school zone, which is really cool Yeah I like going fast. I like Bentley's so he's kind of he's kind of did it Did he get a kid? Did he get like a couple hundred points? No, but I think he was drunk Well, he did get a lot of back surgeries because like he was kind of the first one to bring like athleticism to golf But that being said when you're the first to do something you're never going to be Perfect and how you do it in terms of like being able to sustain it for long periods of time So he was kind of the first one to come into this board and be like, yo Here's how you actually like work out to be better at golf and you know be more athletic and more flexible and all those things But the problem is like nobody was there to teach him longevity and to like make sure he did certain things properly So yeah, it's back Like not fuck a bunch of women he was So I think that was fun I think it was more the back surgeries that were probably fucking up his vibe I see I don't man winning a bunch of money and then just plowing a waitress And she didn't make it uncomfortable. It's fine making women uncomfortable. It's okay. He's lying to you the best He was the best speaking speaking of making women uncomfortable. Mcnasty. Didn't you did he have something to bring up? That's what I was trying to ask him earlier and he started talking about golf like a fucking swing man Uh What do you do? I look like a fish waiting for its thing to be cleaned. Are you blanking literally on what? We talked about this. I mean we've been going for 40 minutes. We did like the the the instagram Oh, yeah If you're if it's not if you're a person right and you watch the goons What are you? Where are you calling this? What and you watch blog and you watch swag you watch do you watch soup? You watch fucking yummy you watch rex tricks you you watch puffer you watch crazy you watch any of us We typically only have one instagram account So if you are dm what is an instagram account? What is the official real goons? Mine specifically is mcgnasty official and then we have goons pc short podcast It's pc Swagger two souls Official no, it's blarg. It's just blarg Oh, it's blarg it is right blarg. It's blarg. That's mine And do is do underscore official right? That's your actual one. So those are all of our official Social media. We have no other official social media Exactly. There are a lot of there are a lot of fan accounts though. There are a lot of fan There are there are fan accounts which are perfectly fine If you're if you're in your bios stating just a fan account fan account of the goons fan account of mcgnaz Do swagger blarg do whoever and encourage me love that But if you are somebody that likes to just yoink a selfie from one of us and Just make an account pretending to be us Then first of all one of those for you second of all Hit the audio list. You're stuck. He's gonna fall. Just don't follow it. Don't dm it If they're damning you saying some weird shit or trying to get some money out of you or whatever She's your fucking brain. Listen up. Huh? That means you yes you we know you're pointing at yourself When it comes to paddy power games, we've got a place made for all sorts From the experts to the drama queens It's me the jc the finance bros. Look at those stocks lads We'll stick with slots. It's what we're good at And not forgetting you yes you the one listening because at paddy power games We've got all sorts of games for all sorts of trickles eligibility rules in terms of conditions apply. Please come by responsibly atonpluscamelaware.org We should brain We won't do that. We don't do that. We've we will never we'll never And we don't do shit like that. So it's not like we're just all of a sudden We'll never give you any 50 bucks for my sister's diagnosis treatment like we're not gonna do that Hold on. It's a photo erasure. I might be near dm's asking for money. I might do that. I might message every single Okay, well, if you get some from a little higher you boys Wait, I actually shouldn't say that because now somebody's gonna get a dm from I will never actually do that. That was a joke. I will never message anybody About money for any reason You get a dm from anything that's not at its bar on instagram and twitter Don't answer it. It's not me. All right. Yeah, it ain't none of us Is there a reason why you're bringing this up? Just In general just because it's for just for awareness. You know, okay. All right. We can I just didn't know if you wanted to talk about we have we have had like a goons fan account go around DMing people and and being inappropriate or uncouth And I think we just wanted to say the record straight and say we don't run that shit. None of us run that shit We only run around accounts and the goons pc like official Instagram account. I mean, we don't even run that one. That's hard. That's one of our editors. So We will not be there. Yeah, but I think we're responsible for that one at least I only remember the password to that one because it was it was soup that made it So if you're a woman And you know that'd be rock star though. That'd be like playing goons roulette if you're the woman You just don't know which ones in your dm fucking with you But if you're if you're a woman and and And you're a fan of the show and you've been you've been messaging a fucking fan account Stop Yeah, get some help something Stop get some help stop doing that and and don't and don't be fooled either. Don't be fooled There's some wily weirdos and there's no shortage of weird impersonators online And I've dealt with it myself over like the last 10 years I've literally done having a lot but It happens enough to have to say this And like on my discord way back in the day like eight years ago Maybe seven years ago. There was a dude called not swagger souls that they came in Did a really bad impression of me I don't even know if it was like he was part of the group or if he was just like another impersonator of them Or or what if it was even that guy or what? But the dude some dude was going around impersonating me on my discord and literally like talking to like fans Pretending to be me and they're being inappropriate with them and then some of them turned out to be fucking teenagers. Yeah so You know first of all like impersonating someone's pretty fucked up off the rip You know, I don't even like it like it happened recently in Amsterdam Um, we had a twitch kind of Amsterdam last year or something where a dude pretended to be me Had had a helmet on had like the jacket walking around and literally fucking fooling people Literally fooling people like even other creators. He fucking met finster And and talked with finster and and and talking with you and finster probably thought it was really fucking me I've never I've never met Met him before so that's brutal This guy could have done anything could have said anything could have touched anybody inappropriately could have done something appropriately and would have reflected on me Not even on him crazy on me And and anyone can fucking do that being an impersonator and it's fucked up Yeah, that's just like one of the things with being like an honest creator I mean that's like it comes with the territory. He's at you can't verify it's you Unless you you know, you're serious about it, but I've just never understood Like you can if you're gonna go and impersonate someone You can impersonate whoever you want. There's no rules You can pretend to be obama. You can pretend to be christian reynolds though Why the fuck you pretending to be me? What are you doing? Why is the bar down here, bro? You can pretend to be anybody in the world You're like I want to be a guy who sits in his basement and just skits so posts all day Just talks to nobody jokes. Just talks to a camera all day That's what I want to be that guy and I I do want to make a differentiation here the guy who Impersonated me in Amsterdam Did not as far as I know make anyone uncomfortable to do anything crazy or You know groom anybody he's But he could have which is a problem, but he didn't To my knowledge, you don't you know, don't go looking for him or anything Don't you know don't don't do anything on my behalf But the the one dude before that had been on the discord was just some guy online It was been pretending to be me And you know, it's it happens a lot. I don't know if it happened to you guys specifically It happens to me on VR chat. There's like four or five swagger souls on VR chat Then you know, I know you used to God knows God knows what the fuck they're doing on VR right? Oh, yeah, yeah I bet there's a hundred people on omega a day pretending to be you there are There are I've seen them That's crazy. They used to happen to me like before I showed my face a while back I remember there were people going on omega and like pretending to be me I would just get random dms and to be like somebody taking a picture from their phone like on omega He's like, oh my god. I just met you like it's so I'm just like and it's just something like a little twiggy looking dude I'm like, dude. I'm I'm fat. Yeah, dude. I think dude. I got a tweet once I got a tweet once from a guy Who like screenshot the omega page from his like monitor and he's like, oh my god He tweeted and he's like, oh my god. It was so nice to meet you. It's like a brown guy Just not showing his head. I'm like brother. I was pretending to be due Yeah, brother. Dude, I think I think my favorite of of getting somebody getting a random tweet was puffer Somebody tweeted puffer and said dude. Can't believe I bumped into you at walmart was so nice to meet you And he was just so random Mexican dude that looked like vaguely like puffer and the guy Did not apparently say a word the person was like I was wondering why you were so quiet Apparently they just went took a picture together and the guy just dipped he was just a random Mexican dude that vaguely looked like puffer It was the funniest shit. I was crying. Oh, so fucking he came in the discord He's like bro. This guy even looked like me. Look at this tweet. I just got oh so fucking funny I'm glad that I have like the looks and the stature and the size that I have because You'd be damned to find somebody who's like able to pretend to be what I look like I think they're obviously a lot of fat I've just had my face there forever. So you could yeah, you honestly look like pre-ozenpic jelly roll sometimes Yeah, but just like without the meth in the face tattoos, yeah That guy looks like seven too like people don't that guy looks like somebody found a A rock chicken wing under like A dumpster from three weeks ago. It's he something not right with that guy right now that ozenpic is He's kicking his ass. I think it's mostly just because we're so used to seeing him as fat Like it's like Seth rogan when he lost all of his way or or fucking jona hill Yeah, jona hill has done that forever jona hill has always gone up and down our teacher now But god bless him and I only wish the best for jona hill one big guy Friend of the show jona hill if you want to come on the podcast you're talking about your weight loss journey We'd love to have you in our lives Yeah, jona hill does not know that we exist No No, not at all. Hey, you don't know that for sure. You might know you might go on short sometimes You might follow the agoon's fan account on instagram. Yeah, like the guy who killed Osama bin Laden Oh, that's right. That's true. The guy who killed Osama bin Laden may have relented some of her clips I DM'd him but he didn't respond the man who allegedly killed Osama bin Laden Yeah, I DM'd him but he didn't respond I feel he was worried that I might have had connections to bin Laden that was coming from is he Is he the guy is he the one who killed bin laden who who who said that he would make concubines and have people online? Yes Well, he killed bin laden so well, I mean bro, are you gonna send a normal guy to kill Osama bin Laden? He said Yeah He would like he would like fucking both I mean like what do you know, you're not gonna send somebody who you could just send like a nine to five at like a Fucking, you know Bank job like you can't send a normal human being to go kill Osama. You gotta send a psycho You know, send somebody's gonna like rip somebody's throat out with their teeth, you know And then like I hear Dave from accounting road hole go get him Here's the crazy thing a lot of the a lot of the people that you know are crazy psychos are the people who look like frank or Dave from accounting You know what I mean? Like aviator glasses and they're tucked in shirts and then they just pull a fucking mp5 out of nowhere and just fucking gun down like eight children I'm They're trying their child soldiers in this analogy their child soldiers in this analogy they had guns and no choice Are you talking about? I'm you saying you gotta be a psycho you gotta be a psycho to do a psycho thing yep I gotta put my new channel first I start uploading It's not smart shit. There's nothing smart. I am so far from smart. It's actually fucking insane. I'm Bullshit, but uh, yeah, I made new channel Maybe we can post the description if not just type in cozy corner on youtube. You'll find it. I just do a random bullshit Yep, we've uh, it's I'm not in the literal corner. It's supposed to be like metaphorically like with all k's Yeah, yeah, you you read the comments buddy. I get it. Um Yeah, people said that yeah, I harded it up first and then I reread it later and I was like, oh I probably shouldn't hurt that. Um, but yeah, uh new channel I yeah, but both stuff that I'm interested in go check it out if you feel like it if not, that's also okay. Anyway, um, all right Yeah, podcast If this episode made you made made made you smile if it made you frown if it made you I hope it did make you laugh Made you if it made you feel anything at all just know that you could feel that times a thousand if you go to gamerships.gg And use code goons for 10% off your order Just elevate all of your all of your emotions no matter how good or bad they might be with jesse by By download on spot five like on youtube subscribe. We'll see you soon. McNasty. You have got to shut the hell out dude Thanks for listening