#249 - SOUP IS BACK!!! OMG!!OMG!!!OMG!

Oh say can you see By the dawn's early light Okay, hey dude Howdy Okay, I knew that was coming There's a break on it Hey It's Memorial Day Flag Well when this comes out it's gonna be Memorial Day And you know what happens on Memorial Day? A bunch of people drunk drive and kill people Yeah We should write a song about that And also Cookies and chicken get you 20% off There it is And 10% on Memorial Day There it is There it is There's the ad There's the ad It turns your skin green It does 50% of people become green when you use them We were waiting for Supe to come on to say that And if you didn't notice Mr. Supe he's back He's back to say hello to us Hello Mr. Supe Howdy How you doing bud Howdy-duty I'm doing good I wish I would have I've been alone So under dressed for the occasion Bullshit lately So you're just So nothing changed Is that a cape? It is a cape, yeah I want to see the full fit Can we see the cape? Yeah, stand up Oh my god Oh you got the shorts on too You got the pants too Oh hell yeah Looks like homelander Oh the thing fell off I had like a bandana sitting on my hat But it just fell out You got a homo lander I thought you had like a fucking USA butt plug in No I was thinking about buying one of those But I don't know if that was TOS or not Cake lander Cake lander The chud lander Oh yeah Dude's podcast In case you didn't know Like the old days Senior Blarg Senior Swagger are in Japan right now Oh I didn't know Swagger was there as well I was about to ask where the fuck he is What the fuck that dude I gotta let my dog in Drinking sake Rebel on a podcast Yeah see my dog Rebel doll Sit Rebel doll Bark Bark Give me five Good boy That's a good dog How old is Rebel these days? Uh too old Too old? Is he starting to get gray hairs? Yeah I think he drank like some A vat of nuclear shit And now he can't die He's immortal Super Rebel He's like 14 or something He's got cruel all over the floor now Cause he's eating his milk boner Yummy I'd love to laugh that up You guys ever tried dog food? I tried the bacon strips Yeah the dog treat The bacon strips It's just like jerky Kinda has like a foamy Like a foam texture Yeah You haven't Like a cold hot dog but not cold You should try one on the podcast I don't have any He only likes the milk boners He'll eat a bacon strip but he prefers Milk boners Are those the ones where it's just like one big bone And it lasts like a week No it's like a That yay big I don't know if it's made out of milk or not It's called a milk bone I have a little tiny dog so I can give her shit like that What do you give her? You give her dick? You give her my sludge You give her a tiny dick I don't know I just give her these little Tiny fucking twisted up looking non cow hide bones or whatever I twisted up non I give her the non bread I give her the non bread I give her the non bread For one slice of garlic non every day And butter chicken No texting on the job dude I fucking Haven't had Indian food in so long It's been a while for me too What's your favorite Indian food? Butter chicken I love butter chicken I've had some not great biryani though Sometimes they put too much mint Some gnar Gnar Biddy gnar Bad Okay so if you're in India And you see a guy making your butter chicken with his toe You eating it? I feel like that enhances the flavor It has to right? It's like a bullion cube Indian bullion Indian MSG Straight off the toenail The crust Indians are pretty wild You really sit down and think about it Culinary world Take notes world It's crazy to think how many people are in India How many? A billion I think I just say it like that A billion I think A billion I think I'm probably wrong about everything that comes out of my mouth I love to spread misinformation Are you wearing in ears? I can wear them over with the hat I wouldn't be able to get that on That's fair That's fair That's fair Well, I was thinking about this And I want to get y'all's opinion So I was thinking about not sharing any tour stories until Blarg was here But then I was like Blarg was only at one show So maybe I should talk a little bit about some of the shit that happened I don't think he would give a fuck No, I should have wait But you can talk about what happened at his show At the one he went to Because he would already know Yeah Let's see what I wrote down here Oh, shit I gotta go on the podcast talk about it I don't really know where some of this shit happened I was at a truck stop somewhere in the Midwest Where the fuck was it? Was it Wisconsin? I don't know But, um, this dude We went to a subway to eat We were at a truck stop Going into the subway One of them loves or whatever They have the subway connected to or some shit And we're just standing in line in subway And this fucking dude named Tom Tom the trucker is what I wrote down He just walked up to me in line And he was like Oh, you just got it made, don't you? I was just like Did he have an accident like that? Yeah, he's from Minnesota Oh, like the Midwest A little leprechaun that drives trucks for a living You know what I mean? Carrying around a pot of gold in my 18-wheeler He just walked up to me and he was like You just got it made You just got it made, don't you? And I was in line at subway So I just kind of like turned around I'm like What the fuck did you just say to me? He's like, oh, you just look like you got it made And I was just like Yep, waiting on my steak and cheese Living the life, man I'm just living the dream, dude Some sun chips Just fucking living it up What a great day to be alive But he was just like randomly talking And he was asking, he was like What are you guys doing out? And I'm like, I'm in a band We're about to go play music I literally just imagine you're like looking down at the ground To like a tiny little leprechaun That's kind of what it felt like A little pot of gold A little whimsical leprechaun Just shit talking me or whatever I had a fucking nowhere He just walked up to me And then he was just like Well, I want you to know you ain't shit I was like what? And I'm just kind of laughing at him Like me and my friends are just kind of Like laughing at him like what the fuck is this guy Talking about But he was just I don't even know dude, he was just so Bizarre in a ranch It's like he's trying to compliment you But he has no idea how It's a natural born shit talker You're not shit! I want you to know you ain't shit And I was like, I'm aware Tom This is a wild thing to say to a stranger You ain't shit, just in the middle of a subway line That can go two different ways Depending on the inflection You ain't shit! You aren't shit He was like being nice He was being really nice And then he just kept asking about the band And like different shit like that And it was one of those truck stops where they have like the The combo fucking Gast or restaurants Where it's, it was like a subway Taco Bell One fucking thing or whatever So just a So you can go like a car and trap tuna A foot long A foot long quesadilla Some shit So then he walked over to Taco Bell and got his food And we were sitting down to eat our subway And he He just like came and sat right beside us And continued to talk And it was just such a weird interaction We ended up walking him back And we were just throwing him the van and everything And I think we gave him like a t-shirt And then like made his fucking day He was like oh this is the coolest thing ever This is awesome What if he saw your trailer and he's like That thing fucking sucks He pulls the music off He's like this is shit That's what you are shit What a cool guy It was so random I was like what the fuck is going on dude Some Interesting people The second thing that we are looking for Is a fucking hate crime And should be illegal You are pretty far from them Yeah Absolutely And you can tell by the food We were playing at this spot And we were looking for places to eat After we did our sound check I was like yeah turn it up man Turn that bitch up So we were walking around looking for food And like everywhere is closed Around the venue except this one spot I'm not going to say the name of it I don't want to fucking You know shit on that hard But oh my fucking God bro Didn't look at any reviews or anything We are just walking down the street Like this is the closest place this open We walk in and it's just all white people Working Which at a Mexican restaurant is like the biggest red flag In the world Yup You got doodoo dick? Huh? Worse I would rather have doodoo dick Doodoo dick right up my ass I would rather have that for dinner Dude they No it was poison From hell You know when you sit down at a Mexican spot They give you the chips and salsa That's like the fucking Welcome to the quinceanilla brother You know they fucking do that They toast Tito's If I just sat on them And crushed them with my ass And then dumped them in a bowl The chips were fucked up Undippable chips Out of a bag and then the salsa comes out bro Oh my god It's straight up like Jarred tomatoes With tomato juice It's like you know when you get the jarred tomatoes That's like what it looked like In the little fucking salsa thing Like there was no other ingredients It was just straight up just tomato and water Yeah you like dip the chip in Like the little sharded chip that you get You dip it in and it's just like a wet tomato juice Chip That is horrible Yeah and one of the fridges Was in the dining area So you could just see the fucking Shit in the fridge that they're like grabbing out To go back and cook Yeah just like random shit And uh We're sitting there And one of us orders Fucking queso Which was a mistake We should have just known from the Chips and salsa to just stop But we just kept We were so hungry And it was like fucking cream cheese With like green peppers in it It was like chunky I don't even know I don't think they know what a Mexican was Cream cheese? Like white cream cheese? Yeah it was like curdley Curdley looking Cheese with like some green peppers in it Which honestly didn't taste that bad But it's like This is not queso And that's not salsa And this is like It just feels illegal Like I feel like if Gordon Ramsay Yeah if Gordon Ramsay walked in there He'd probably blow up and die His head would explode or something It's too far gone Yeah and so we then we ordered food I'll put the fucking photos of the food In this discord So we can put them up on screen Yeah please I can hold my phone up or something hold on Brady who plays guitar and slack jaw Ordered A burrito And brother Look at this shit right here Dude It's hard to see because the camera's not gonna Oh there you go All that Dude all this That's all shredded cheese And green beans All of that is shredded cheese Green beans, olives and What the fuck Yeah there's fucking olives on it What in the hell That is not even Mexican food Yeah It's like something you make when you come home and you black out drunk You just start throwing shit together Yeah and the rice Dude just the worst Rice you could fucking You can kind of see the salsa there Let me see if I can zoom in So that's the salsa in the background You can see it's just liquid That looks like the cheese on top of like a Strawberry shortcake Yeah And bro I don't even know where to go from here So we all like see this food Come out or no Jacob the drummer ordered Uh What was it called Like street corn Like a street corn dip And when he ordered that We saw the fucking chef Of the kitchen walk out Go into like Some I don't even know Somewhere and come out With a massive like family bag Of great value frozen corn Oh fuck yeah Fiend you good baby Yeah mama Getting that good good And it smelled like a fucking diaper It smelled like a wet diaper Ugh god Um I ordered the enchiladas These were my enchiladas Burnt scab with a side of Poop from a butt Yup that is As you can see I took That's like one good bite That looks like lasagna It looks like lasagna One little good bite out of that side Right there That was supposed to be Pork I think I don't even fucking remember It was so bad This is another This was a burrito with What do you guys guess That this was If you had to guess It looks like a yogurt It looks like a It looks like blood It looks like blood What the fuck Blood and shaving cream It looks Give an honest Guest Honest guest at a Mexican restaurant Yeah what is that Sour cream Or cream and blood I don't know Sour cream and sangria No that is a cucumber salad What Of course There is not a cucumber in that picture That is cucumber salad baby Look at that motherfucker It looks like a goddamn crime scene When it's not in focus it looks like Their head got shot open It looks like someone's head got split open by an axe That's some shit I saw on Twitter before we got on It still looks like a nice little focus I can't tell if that's Mexican or Italian Or Chinese Oh it's Mexican So called Mexican in Wisconsin Mexican Green beans on top of shredded cheese That is weird What Green beans just don't exist in Mexican food Green bean casserole Or green beans on the side That's all you're having and it's never Mexican I've never seen green beans in Mexican food I have no idea I can say all of them sometimes go in enchiladas Not a burrito though Not a burrito is very weird I don't know I've never had any fucking Mexican food Like that in my entire life It feels wrong to call that Mexican food It is just not It is not Mexican food That is slop from a barrel From fucking Bubba's backyard Or wherever the fuck But we all Collectively took A bite or two from our food and we were just like Nah, let's get the fuck out of here Absolutely fucking not Yeah it would be afraid to get food poisoning from that That's why we didn't eat it We were like a bite or two We were like nah this is not good I feel like I'm a homeless person prepared your shit Yeah and I think I would have rather had a homeless person Like dig me something out of the trash Like cook it in a tire I would rather eat something cooked out of a fucking tire So we didn't want to like be rude Because the old lady that was Our waitress was really nice So we didn't want to be rude And be like this food fucking sucks And you guys should go to prison So We were just like yeah we'll take the bill And can we get Some to-go boxes we gotta go She was like oh you guys barely touch Your fucking radio act in Scab In Wisconsin Yeah you barely touch your radio act in Scab What's going on honey you didn't touch your fucking Cucumber slobby blood mess The Mexican restaurant had a bunch of midgets We're in green and shit So we got We got to go boxes And as we're walking back to the venue and we're just like All We sort of lost our appetite because we were all really hungry But after that we're just like We don't want to fucking eat anything anymore Um We're walking back and I see a couple walking their dog Down the street And I was thinking I was thinking I was like I want to see something so I asked the couple I'm like hey will your dog eat leftover Mexican food You're gonna kill that fucker You're gonna kill that fucker And they're just like oh yeah he loves it Everybody in Wisconsin the fucking labor gun I'm like I'm gonna give your dog an enchilada And so I opened my fucking enchilada box and I set it down in front of the dog The dog sniffs it And turns his nose up to it Doesn't touch it Oh my god That's crazy and I'm like that's how you know That shit right there Is fucking awful Yep Not very often when a dog turns down food When does a dog ever turn down food Have you ever known a dog to be like nah No If it's like lettuce or something Or maybe an enchilada An enchilada with beef or whatever If I drop an enchilada on the ground my dog would fucking choke on it My dog eats fucking tissues and then shits them out Exactly If you would have came into that dog and been like Hey did your dog eat bloody tampons Here's a bloody tampon What's that dog Huh What are you doing to a dog If you just stuck a tampon in that dog Have you already used one No but for real Fucked up Yeah that's sickening That's an assault on food Yeah a couple of us threw up I shit liquid Just from those few bites I shit liquid I want to say three or four times So you guys did basically get food poisoning That sounds like food poisoning I mean if you're cooking food Like that you're probably not following Basic food safety laws Not seeing big mama walk out of a garage With a bag of great value corn Yeah I don't think From 1904 I don't think they really give a fuck about Shit Shit's dangerous dude Just in that one bite you took A toenail I would have rather eaten a booger Safer going to India and eating street Toenail cut food Yeah I would have preferred that $1 foot curry Whatever the fuck that was Have you guys ever had a restaurant experience Like that at all No Mexican food here is Pretty fucking top here Your Mexican food is probably crazy there We have places that try here but not Not that I remember when I went to one place though I got like Pork nachos like carnitas And it was literally like boiled Cubed up pork And then just like nacho cheese from a can And that was it On top of nachos Pretty low quality That sounds way better than that shit Yeah I would rather have that than your fucking Your bloody shaving cream salad I want to see like the letter rating On the outside of that restaurant If it's anything above a D they're lying I feel like the FDA doesn't even know that place exists It's off grid Yeah that's like If you look at it on Google maps Blacked out like Area 51 You know you can't look at it or whatever Do you guys believe all that like UFO shit That's becoming out lately Is there anything in it I'm not up to date on the lore Like they released more like the The restricted UFO files I know Trump released the UFO files There's something that came out like a week ago Like some weird looking shit Some weird There's like one of like a star Shape thing moving around all weird It's being like a quarter from a jet Or something Nah I have a story See I wouldn't fucking believe anything I see On Twitter anymore ever When it comes to this kind of shit Nothing's real That's true Honestly if anything's real I'm gonna Fuck I'll give her a shit What the fuck are you doing It depends For files What am I doing Research Is this what it is? Is this what it's like to be a journalist Oh my god Oh it's a long article with a bunch of ads I want to see the photos In the video where's the green guy Where's uh Whatever happened to Roger Wasn't that his name Yeah he's in the files I think Did he make it Isn't that his name No Roger's name is in the files They landed on the island Yeah anything to distract people from The elite's fucking children It was the aliens not us Yeah look I didn't fuck her The green guy's in the sky Look at the green guy I'm not fucking a kid Look at the green guy Um Hmm Anyway We played a show in Seattle That was fucking wicked We played it like a fucking venue That uh Was a Like a double venue They had the rooms split It's like a big ass spot And on one side was like a big room And then we played the smaller room And the big room was crowbar The same night as we were playing Which was fucking awesome We got to uh Watch some of their set for free Because we were playing the show Yeah fuck yeah Which was fucking awesome And EHG But all the bands got there Like the same time to load in gear And dude There was like this crack head guy Sort of lingering about And uh We bring our stuff There's like a little hallway To like bring our shit in And there was a bouncer out there And All the bands get their shit in And uh one of the bands is starting to sound check The band Raven that took us out And um We just hear like some arguing From down this hallway And so we all started sort of like peeking around Like what's going on you know The bouncer was arguing with that crack head dude That was lingering around Because apparently I don't know if he snuck into the venue Or where he got it from But he was drinking a beer outside And the bouncer was not happy about it He's like we're like hey man You gotta finish that or throw it away We're a bar you can't be drinking outside We'll get in trouble And the crack head dude's like Fuck you All that kind of stuff And then the like bouncer's getting more mad You know fucking finish the beer Throw it away now whatever And then they just keep arguing And then the bouncer guy like shoves the crack head And pushes him And then the crack head fucking Uppercuts this dude in the chin Oh my god yeah So the bouncer like falls backwards a little bit And they're like still arguing And the fucking owner of this place That runs up to where the bouncer was Like his little stand And like opens some shit or whatever Pulls out mace Or fucking bear spray Pepper spray some shit Walks up to the crack head I mean like right up to him and just goes Right in his fucking face And we're all just standing there like Oh Hell yeah That was badass That was fucking awesome It looked like he got hit by an apple pie dude It was like all, I mean he got come dumped in the face Was it like orange? I think it was probably pepper spray then I think pepper spray is like an orange color Well we were all standing there looking down this hallway Like holy shit And dude the residual of that pepper spray Oh yeah it was like Came down the hallway and everyone in the Fucking venue was coughing and like dude that shit I can't imagine what it's like getting it here Just from being like 100 feet away from it bro You got the second hand hot I pretty sucked up into the fucking air system and just kind of like It's like AC just blowing Pepper spray all over people Dude You should do that at your show Yeah just pepper spray One of those foam sprayers and it's just full of pepper spray Who wants a free t-shirt Right now Why me people And so The crack head and the owner are now arguing or whatever And he doesn't stop the pepper spray once Does not tame the beast And he's just sitting in this man And so They're arguing some more Dude hits him with pepper spray in the face Again And while this is happening The local band that was opening the show Was setting their gear up Outside sort of next to where this argument was Occuring And so the local bands drummer had their Drum kit outside And the owner kicked the fucking crack head in the Stomach And fell into the local bands drum kit And knocked the shit over And got pepper spray on the drum kit No way Fucking shit show God damn That's crazy And so the local band drummer was out there Cleaning fucking pepper spray off of his drum kit Dude That's fucked And like crack head gunk And so the dude finally walks away And leaves And everything sort of settles down So the night goes on People come in, you know, the place is filling out A little bit And the local band starts And plays their set And we go on right after them And so we're playing our set You know, I'm doing, I do vocals And play at the same time And the whole time I'm like Getting kind of short of breath And I just don't really feel good I'm like what the fuck is going on And I had, because I had sort of like Blanked or just, you know, forgot about That whole crack head thing happening And I'm sitting there playing and I'm feeling like Shit, I can't breathe, I'm not like doing Good screams and vocals and all that bullshit And I get off stage And I instantly let run back Into the green room And I'm like hunched over Coughing and fucking snot It's coming out of my nose and like my eyes Are watering and all this shit And I'm like What the fuck is wrong with me And John the singer And bass player Raven walks over to me And he's just like, oh, it was the pepper spray, wasn't it? And I was like, oh my god, I totally Fucking forgot that it even happened Because I guess when the local band drummer Every time he was fucking hitting the drums The pepper spray was probably Pfft, pfft Just like, you know, just flying up Into the air And every time I'm fucking breathing on stage I was like, pepper spray Pepper spray Taking it all in It's like the worst thing you want to Happen while you're on stage just after getting shot By a random person, but yeah, that definitely Sucks. Pepper spray Or I guess getting directly pepper sprayed in the face Probably would be good. I guess it's probably one step above It's crazy how this crack had nerfed like two bands Yeah Just by being there Wow, that's fucking insane I mean, props to him for tanking it Like, crack heads are resilient It's fucked Yeah, the crack head strength, that's a real thing It is Double the power of an average man I mean, think about it, any average dude gets pepper sprayed You know, they're done, they're done Fucking about They're crying like a little pussy bitch You can't kill me! I'm out for the count for a week, I got pepper spray in It just sounds miserable Yeah, it's not fun I talked to the bouncer afterwards who got Fucking uppercutted by the dude And he told me that the guy Actually got arrested They got him And so He told me he got arrested For DUI 2 And I was like, what the fuck? I said, that's literally what I said I didn't know there was a sequel You got DLC for this shit now? Yeah, he had a hell of a day He told me he got arrested Apparently the cops caught him on camera Graffitiing a wall earlier that day Big day for this guy Yeah, really? He got open container I think he got assault Battery Or assault or battery, which I don't know I can't remember the difference And drunk and disorderly So yeah, he had a fucking wild day Tagging walls, getting drunk Fuck yeah, man Fighting people pepper sprayed twice Who's for that guy? Imagine being pepper sprayed and then having To spend the night in jail Oh my god Covered in orange shit It's so bad You're probably making all the other people In the cell fucking cough and shit because you're just Oh, they're probably pissed Yeah, traveling the country That was in Seattle How long was the whole tour? 46 days Damn So definitely your longest one 40 shows, oh yeah Did you ever have an off day during that whole tour? Was it just day after day after day? Yeah, we had Mondays off But our Mondays were like 7 to 8 hour drives for the majority Oh, that's why you had off day It wasn't really an off day That much Yeah, I saw your I saw your van I think one of the guys I can't remember which one showed me I don't know, I went over to your van and it looked in there And I was just like, it looks kind of uncomfortable to be in I was like You guys like actually sleep in that van Yeah, you can I mean, we get hotels To sleep For the night and all that stuff We don't actually sleep throughout the night in there If we don't have to Yeah, fuck that But no, we do sleep in the van, we'll take turns We had a driver Mr. JC Who's a He's a big fan, so he'll probably be watching this Big fan of the podcast and shit Yeah But Yeah, he is a fucking champion And drove us around the entire fucking country But yeah, we sleep in the back The back two rows You can kind of sleep in a little bit But it's not very Comfortable, obviously While moving It kind of reminds me of the vans they use to Entrepreneur like special ed people to like buffets and stuff That's what it feels like Kind of like the same big old van Yeah When you slam on the brakes And you're laying there in the back And you just fucking hit your head On the front, or the seat in front of you It's pretty awesome Fuck yeah We also all got sick, which was fucking horrible Being sick In the back of a van It's like I don't know what's worse, probably being sick in the fucking woods With no water, that's probably worse But Yeah, it sounds like not a very Fun time to be sick at all And that was like around the time when like the whole fucking country Was just sick Everybody was catching everything Yeah, I was just down in Musenix, like candy Just popping them And then I come back home And now my allergies are fucking me Which is why I sound like this Yeah, I've weirdly had like quite a bit of allergies this year I don't know if there's something extra Floating around Then trees be coming They do be shitin' and jizzin' And then she just has allergies 24-7 Even allergies are like a little winner, huh No, it's definitely worse in the spring I'm like very, very Medicated all the time Otherwise, I would rather kill myself Yeah, it's bad I started taking this like nostril spray It works pretty good, I can remember what it's called But pills never do anything for me I take the pills Yeah, I just take a citrusing every day Clareton makes me angry Clareton, Rach, it happens I don't know why, dude It's the only one that Doesn't make me Super drowsy Like all the other ones just make me really fucking tired But Clareton makes me fucking Mad, I don't know what the fuck I just become a mean son of a bitch Where you getting your Clareton from, bro? Dude in Seattle He's got a ziplock bag full of them Yeah, I can't say I've ever taken an over-counter Medication that's pissed me off before Well, that one's not Clareton's over the cat, I am Yeah Yeah, Clareton non-drowsy Makes me mad Yes, angry Very angry What else happened? I didn't witness this one But apparently in Montreal There was a dude in a wheelchair That almost got in a fight And got kicked out I'm looking to show So this is all second hand I didn't witness this, this is what was told to me So I did see the wheelchair guy though I saw him around So he was there, can't confirm But But Apparently what happened Is he was at our show In our pit And he was like causing problems In the mosh pit, as you can imagine Bless your sorrow, sweetheart I fucking hate it Ride the mask, can you feel that on your I feel it on my upper lippy Get your fuckers in your mask Let's take it off and wipe your face off real quick I like it, it's full of salty Anyway, wheelchair guy Wheelchair guy trying to fight people In the mosh pit And I was told he was fighting a wheelchair I don't know, I was told He was lunging at people Trying to fight them And he was lunging Like this, you know Trying to hit people or some shit So They're arguing or whatever Apparently, like this, these other dudes In the wheelchair guy or some shit And the venue staff Tells the wheelchair guy he's got to go And he's like really drunk And not wanting to cooperate And I was told that the Venue staff was starting to wheel him out To like get him outside to tell him to leave And shit, you know But it was an electric wheelchair So he fucking turned the brakes off Oh my god And would not So the wheels wouldn't Like, log the fucking brakes So the venue staff had to like fucking pick him up In his wheelchair or some shit to get him out That's so embarrassing Was that while you were playing Or was that somebody else's show? Yeah, it was while we were playing Sometimes in some of these spots They'll have the lights on the stage They'll have like a light bar sometimes Facing us So you can't really see The dark areas The vision sort of gets like blocked off at certain spots Because that wasn't a really big show I feel like I should have seen all this happening But Yeah, sometimes the lights and shit You can't really see too well out there Yeah, I can't remember if somebody was coming out with like bright headlights And everything around it is just kind of like You kind of just lose vision of the darkness Yeah, because the stage Like some of the stages will be really bright And then you can't see fucking shit out into the crowd To a certain point Two experiences at metal shows With people in wheelchairs And none of them have been normal One, the wheelchair guy was getting Crowdsurfed in the wheelchair That's wicked Which is fucking metal, that's sick And the other one, I was out in Vegas At Sick Me World Their big ass metal festival or whatever And I think we were watching Bring Me the Horizon or some shit Do a set And some fucker in a wheelchair got their like Ripped out In the pit And he had to stop the show And have everybody move back So they could get this guy medivacked I just don't... how the fuck does that happen? Like you're doing like a fatality on their throat In the pit This one's thinking of Mortal Kombat where you like Rips the spine out of the mouth or whatever Yeah, that's fucking insane In metal as shit and I love it You just love guys getting their tricks ripped out Entering the handicap in the pit Fuckin' Metal Careful bro, certified You're about to throw blood for a second Yeah, that too I don't fucking know how to do it So that's some of the notable shit That I wrote down From a fucking dude I feel like crazy shit has to happen In 46 days on tour That's a long one Another one I didn't write down was In Vancouver Whenever we played there was our first Canadian show And We were loading our gear in And this crackhead was driving Like a massive fucking RC car On the sidewalk Like it's big Fucking RC car Big motherfucker that was flying Like that kind of shit And Jacob was walking out of the fucking venue And the door Is just like right onto the sidewalk So he's walking out And I'm watching this Fucking crackhead with this RC car And as he's walking out This RC car just goes flying By the fucking front door of the venue So Jacob was just like He just stopped and this RC car was like Inches away from just taking his legs out Dude I probably would have heard the fuck out of him Yeah, I probably would have knocked him on his ass That thing was big and it was flying Oh damn You see some fucking Weird shit dude This country is an Interesting place in Canada What would you say is probably your favorite State that you've been to Like while you were on tour Was there any area where you just felt good Being in that state I really like Northern California a lot It's fucking beautiful up here It's a specific Northwest You went to Oregon Yeah I remember I drove through Oregon in the middle of fall That place is fucking gorgeous Tons of nature everywhere I took a photo That I put on Twitter And I was like hey, Geo, guess her nerds Can you figure out where I'm at Did you all see that one? That was in I took that photo Because I woke up And we were in Merrill Oregon Oh yeah Everybody knows about that Everybody knows about Merrill It is a Very very fucking small town Obviously I looked it up because I'm like where the fuck are we It has a population of 855 People Okay, look forward Interesting facts about it It's home This is all it really says The population It's agricultural area And it's home to an annual potato festival Oh fuck yeah Hell yeah That's how you know a lot is fucking happening Absolutely good of that Merrill Was the birthplace and boyhood home Of Merrill Barks The Disney comic artist who created Scrooge McDuck I think it was Carl Barks Carl Barks Tell you Merrill Oregon We see you That's fucking awesome Yup It's a great place to live honestly Yeah, that place really stood out to me a lot Goons meeting Merrill Oregon Potato festival, whatever that is I'd be so down for that Just try a bunch of different fries and shit Yeah, check out some Spuds Are you just sniffing fucking cheeky right now I think you just have a What does it smell like? Burger cheese Burger butt Burger butt Burger butt Burger butt, gotcha Do you have any shows where you do this like Fucked up You just fuck up A guitar here when you miss a note or something Yes, there were a couple Towards the end of the tour I had some It wasn't like Show ruining or like super bad But Just fuck ups that are like It's funny how you can play the same shit For 40 fucking days in a row And then you mess up the easiest parts Of course Not even the hard shit It's the simple shit We have a section of a song Where the song is called Give them hell and I get the crowd To chant, give them hell And it's like a four four just like Do do cut, do do cut, do do cut You know, like that And I just do like give Damn And I get the crowd to sing along with it Well I came in late So I was on the You know the musical term The downbeat or the musical Downbeat Yeah, not the one The and I wasn't on the one, I was on the two somehow Yes So it was like give them hell Is that what you mean? Yeah, it was like that basically And it confused the crowd too So that was So that whole section In my bands looking at me like What Are you doing? So I just stopped There was no vocals In that whole section I was just like I'm just gonna not do anything Here and wait Wait for the next part That's hilarious Yeah and that's like the easiest part Of our set I believe I'm literally just playing like I play like three notes With the chant And I just fucked that up Which is hilarious I think it's one of those things where you just become so like Confident with it that after time you just kind of like You don't pay as much attention to While you're doing it And then you kind of just slip up after it Until you ruin it, yeah Until it's rump I fucked up the Chorus Of our very first song of the set By being late I was not on the one Literally when it's on the two bro Literally Metallica does that shit Quite often Yeah it's Sometimes you're just not in the groove You just have one of those days For me it was always the Really easy shit that I fucked up That I've done a thousand times Yeah, nothing like catastrophic Like I didn't fucking shit myself And cry and fall over and get little fire Yeah just my My pants You just calm while you're playing I Humped my bass too hard And I jizz everywhere And shit myself and cry Your bass is grinding on your ding dong Fucking metal Seems like fun though Going on tour Six weeks Long time It was eight weeks I think Eight weeks? Pretty sure it was eight weeks I don't know, it was a long fucking time 46 days, that would be 30 And then yeah that would be six weeks Eight weeks would be 60 years It's still a long ass fucking time To be like just away from home consistently Just driving around Cruising around playa Yeah Seeing this whole fucking country Did you kill anybody? A couple people I wanted to kill Murrell Yeah Bring the population down Murrell 800 That would be a huge hit to the town Yeah That show that I went to I think it's like my fourth or fifth concert I've ever been to I remember I had like a short period where I was I remember I went to Timigraha I went and saw Metallica in Vegas Or in Los Angeles And then Steve Vai Which was like a town over for me And then just didn't go to anything for a long ass time And then I went to your show That's what you get in the pit? No, there was some little dude You could just fucking punt people man Dude there was some little dude like Doing like fucking spin house like road house And I was just like I'm not Yeah those guys are interesting at metal shows They think they're the whole pit, it's all about them Yeah, like they just It's like their main goal is just to like hurt people Like it's just Like you go in a pit and a lot of people run around They spin in circles with the kind of push But then there's just like one or two people where they're like I want to break somebody's jaw They're like winnills and shit That show is also really interesting I love that like of all the Of all the fucking ones that you could have came to The one that you came to was that one Yeah Is that dude Something about playing in a brewery It sounds like It would be Phenomenal, like a match made in heaven Or you're like oh metal band, beer Oh yeah this is gonna be great No, in my experience It's never been great And that one was Fucking just The lighting was really bad Anytime The entire fucking room Is one lighting Like bright lights and all that It just sort of It feels awkward It makes me feel awkward when everything's lit up Yeah And that's how it was It wasn't like super bright but they had that Purple light on the whole time Yeah I remember that That just never fucking changed Like imagine your room do Show with that lighting The entire time Yeah and honestly that lighting Is probably better than the fucking That we had there Damn Most of the green room is horrendous To the green room It was literally like a closet And most of the time you don't even have a fucking green room At least we had something To sit down and fucking hang out Yeah it was literally a closet In the back of this brewery It's just like yep Here you go Here's two seats For fucking everyone When your legs get tired switch off Yeah that show was awkward You gotta come to a really You gotta come to a good one We'll be back up there Like go to LA or something You went to Hollywood You went to Hollywood and then came to us Right Let me look I can't remember Yeah It was like one of the coolest Fucking shows ever To That to like a garage basically We played the whiskey at go-go To a garage I'm an iconic fucking Yep Basically that's how it goes Yeah remember you sent me a video Of like the I think it was the San Franchu San Francisco or Sacramento or something Especially yeah Way better just to set up Set up in general I can't remember where the fuck we played in San Francisco Some of it feels like a blur I have to like look at a photo Or something to remember Yeah I mean I have a lot of venues Like oh yeah that's where that was Let me see Where we played in San Francisco Oh DNA lounge yes That place was fucking awesome I probably honestly would have went to one of those But where you went I have a friend that lives out there so It's kind of like an excuse to Go hang out with him Go out there for a couple days That place has a really fun Bar scene too San Fran No San Luis Obispo There's like a strip Old town area And there's just like 20 bars I never even heard of it Until this tour San Luis Obispo It's uh not too bad It's definitely one of the like One of the more low key like beach towns But um What are you gonna do I'll give it a second shot Yeah maybe not a brew It would have been better if you Like if there would have been a venue somewhere In the downtown area Because there's always just naturally A fuck ton of people in that area Like that brewery you played was just like Way off like in the industrial area It's kind of like a weird Well it's weird too like people think That we pick the spots Or whatever like we don't really Get Get much of a say in that one That's the powers that be Yeah if you would have like a downtown area That would have been A lot more You would have just had natural like foot traffic Going in and out of there Rather than just some fucking Forking in the middle of nowhere A lot of feet coming in Lots of toes It wasn't like that bad of a show But yeah the crowd Like there was the one guy in the front Do you remember the guy in the front Who was just holding his lighter the whole time And nothing else He was just like Just with a lighter on Just like Like you were playing free beer or something Like you were playing gas metal Yeah It's like fuck you when I mean it Fuck you and I mean it Yeah just the whole time he was just like At the front of the stage like Like you're holding a cigar that's unlit And he's like trying to light it for you What the fuck are you doing Like this isn't real dude Just a pyromaniac Yeah I remember I seen people standing there Like on their phone too like while you're playing Yes What the fuck are you doing And then you had that one guy that you were talking about That just would randomly Like I'm trying to get people fucking moving And getting into it a bit you know And then that one guy like the room was like Split too It would be like a bunch of people up front No one in the middle A bunch of people way in the back Karate chopping his way across And then disappear And then like he Karate Chop his way back It's like what is going on is this a bad dream Yeah He looked over at a couple on their phone Just like talking to one another like Family guy family guy funny moment Yeah It was very very odd I just I feel like there just wasn't enough people To like differ if there was enough People to just completely like fill that room Probably wouldn't have been so bad But yeah it was just like the split and it just kind of like Yeah it was just kind of odd energy Yep Kind of strange the layout of the place too Is not the best for a Like a band to play Yeah It's kind of like two rooms just Split in half it's kind of weird Wasn't the worst though Definitely played shit here that's part of it though You just got a It's like very humbling to go from The whiskey you go go To that because it's just like holy shit This is insane And then you're like oh yeah this is the reality Of What is like touring in a band You're getting bored of it No I get bored of the fucking driving And all you know all the bullshit you have to do But like the actual Yeah the actual show Is really fucking fun I mean it's gotta be fucking badass To have Like tons of people in front of you Screaming your lyrics back at you Oh yeah it's fucking awesome And also the power boner I would get if I'm like controlling people And be like fucking open this pit up And then they just do what I'm saying It's a lot of fucking fun Dude do you ever think you're gonna be in a band dude I tried it in high school Didn't work out If you did it now I'd be all that different No yeah I don't know Yeah I don't know I think just doing the Collab thing online probably If something clicks Like slackjaw keeps asking me to join him I keep fucking turning him down But like Maybe I don't know I just take one day at a time boy It's just uh Crazy to have that level of talent Not being a band I can see you performing live For sure I've done like two shows and they were fucking shit Way back in the day but it was fun It was fun as fuck Weren't you supposed to go and do like a show with Dragon Force or something Yeah right when like covid was really bad He came through and He wanted me to come up in like improv guitar On stage or something and it just didn't work out He was doing that with a bunch of people Like different youtube guitarists and shit You go to their state and hit them up and just feel like They have this one segment where they're like Backup guitar player Sam I think He comes out with like a banjo and shreds it and shit It's like It's like just random as fuck And then I think he wanted me to just come out And just like fucking noodle over something Shred? Yeah That was sick If he comes through again through uh Anywhere in the midwest I'd do it in a fucking sharp beat Yeah that'd be sick as fuck Playing it whole hermally I haven't seen anything from him in a long time That's awesome I remember he was like streaming pretty hardcore But I don't know if he does that anymore He might be touring Probably yeah He actually picked up um I don't know if this guy is still doing it but there was a An Omega YouTuber named Billy Wilkins Who is he like Wanda picking him up and he's like a backup guitar player For them now just an Omega YouTuber guy Really talented and he just like Plays with them now onto her That's fucking awesome Hell yeah Yeah dude I could I could see you doing it one day That'd be awesome I'll play bass for you That's alright I'll play harmonica in the back I'll pick up the banjo And stand on stage with you You know this motherfucker has a song called Ascend Me I sure do Did he played at your show? Ascend Me Talking to you man Yeah I think I did Yeah Fucker You know a song called Ascend Me What? I didn't know that Yeah I'll take 50% You can have the knee part I'll take 50% Straight up stole it Dude it literally goes It's basically I don't know how you didn't catch that Why do you fuck with me? Say direct Direct copy and reference 100% You know what's weird Same lyrics too You always forget that you have other songs Horizons is one of them right? Me? Yeah What's the other one? Eclipse? Yeah You have another one, don't you? Fuck I don't even know It's been so long How come you haven't written anything since then? Drunk driving is the best one Oh yeah But how come you don't do like What if we don't do another one? I should, I don't know I was on just grinding on Omega for so long That took all my time No I said when are we Oh when are we? In one hour? I don't give a fuck when you're gonna write another song You could just poop one out right now That'd be the greatest thing we ever heard Alright dude you wanna suck my fucking balls from the back? No, I'm trying to insult you Oh It's not working It's not, it was more of a compliment It really was We should do, now that you're back, as soon as they come back from China We'll do the next song in an hour Hahaha So Song in an hour in June, I'm calling it now In June Let's try and write one right now for the people Play four chords One moment What can we call it? Uh promote your fucking Oh, oh god Oh fuck That was hilarious Ah hell Sorry about that, damn You're vlogging now I didn't even know you should do that We're playing four chords What's the name of the set? 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