The Loneliest Show

And now the Bonfire with Big J. O'Crossen and Robert Kelly. We're the loneliest show. Yeah. Yep. They got the U.S. girl soccer team out there. Look at him smiley. I've never seen him smile. Go watch the thing. He's never smiled at the beginning of any of our shows. Has he ever smiled? No. He's never even seen me smile. I'm not going to go watch the show. He actually turned the- I'm a professional. You turned the AC up because you're all hot and bothered, aren't you? It is a little warm in here. I unzipped. These girls are all six inches taller than you. Six. It was disturbing. Jaden Shaw is definitely taller than me. I think Rose is my height, though. Which one's Jaden Shaw? Come on, Trinity. Come on, Trinity. I'll tell you what, we're severely lacking. Latinas. No Latinas there. Just whites and a black. Is it all whites and a black? Yes. Is that their nickname? No. It's a lot to put on a jersey. White's in a black. Katie Nolan. Our friend Katie Nolan is over there interviewing the football club, and they're doing a great job. It's a big get. It's very good. However, we can't have TJ Miller show up to our show. Ciri Sixon hates us. I think secretly, or not secretly, yes they do. We must make enough in advertising to just like get us through. Or a tax write off. Or pay. Maybe wear a tax write off. Maybe they're laundering money through us. I guess they do have to fill shows. Every company has to have a loss to get taxes. Maybe wear the loss. Yeah, wear the loss every year. Botfire didn't do it again. They do not take us seriously on giving us guests that mean anything at all from them. On our own we get them. We have the staff, and we have the three producers and DJ Lou. We have the people to have the function of a great interview or people could, I mean, right here. We have cameras. They're there. Oh, they exist for sure. Oh yeah, it would look professional if they walked in. I understand what you're saying. Yes. Now when they're going to be like, which one's my camera? I go, all of them. We're none of them. It doesn't matter. We're not on. We have to hire a Filipino gay boy. We have a Filipino gay boy that comes set cameras up awkwardly right in the middle of the table. No, he doesn't. And we mean, Paco's not gay. We're saying he's a gay's boy. That's what I meant. Yeah, I know. I was just making sure people didn't think you said it wrong. I don't know if people think you were just calling Paco gay. He's not gay at all. No, he's not gay at all. We're going to find out this weekend coming up. I guess this weekend we will find out. I'm going to find out. I'm taking him on the road with me. I'm going to test his gayness. I'm going to make him do, yeah, I'm going to test it. He'll do whatever you want. If you know Paco to go out and host a show with tape over his wiener, he would do it. Really? 100%. Maybe I'll have him get slowly undressed. Yeah. Until by the time your set's over, I want you down to your underwear. Never acknowledge taking your clothes off. He will do that. I want you to do an Angel Salazar set. Salazar it. Yeah, check it out. A real check it out moment. Check it out. Check it out. Can we take that? He's dead. Can we start doing this? Of course we can. Check it out. Did Dennis Wolfberg have any lines that were big? I like to use his thing. The house is home. Did you get to work with him or did he die before you were working? Yeah. Yeah, but he was around. I think he came to Boston one time. He was funny. I've never saw him lie, but he was one of the guys that was always on those shows and so recognizable because it was a weird face. But he's making me laugh. Yeah. Let's see if it holds up. I think it probably does. Give me some Wolfberg. He had a thing. Oh, yeah, his eye. His eye is bugging, but I'm saying. Oh, he's going to talk for sure about getting something shoved up your butt. I think this joke was on everything he ever did. And then he says something. Again, it's about the noise he makes and the eyes when he talks about getting it shoved up his butt. It's like everything builds up and then shoots out his mouth. He goes, Yeah, this shoots out his mouth and eye. One eye. Yeah. No wonder he died. He's probably pushing his fucking brain out of his ear. I think his eye exploded and he bled out. That was his delivery. And then do the face. The face with the eyes. Yeah, it didn't hold up. Fuck, we do this a lot. Yeah. We go back. Ruin our heroes. We ruin people I thought, my whole life, I was like, man, You remember what's that? Yeah, dude, he was the greatest. Oh, yeah. Well, that's the problem is, like, you really, when anybody just lays that hunk of shit, like Bill Hicks and blah, blah, blah, I always go, Watch it again, man. Yeah. Really go watch it again. Is it buckling you? Is he nailing it? Yeah, he let you know how it is in the world. He was 33 when he died. Who was the guy that had the football helmet? Bob Nelson. Now that's got to hold up. No way. Dude, physical comedy does not die. It's evergreen. It lasts forever. Yeah, dude, you're so wrong. Bob, I'm telling you right now, it's got to hold up. None of it. It's got to. It's from Philly. Philly guy. When I started, when I would do open mics at the Comedy Cabaret in, like, real, a real shitty room in Northeast Pennsylvania, I would do it and and the poster was always like Bob Nelson and friends, because, you know, he's going to do his characters. Yeah. Well, is Bob Nelson still currently working? He might be dead. No, he's still working. He does like Uncle Vinny's. Yeah. He still does Jersey and Philly and stuff, like those type of clubs. I'd go watch Bob Nelson. That's what Caroline is always good for, something like that. Yeah. Like a late night Thursday Bob Nelson or something, but yeah, I never got to. You know, he's really working now a lot. He's got the guy from Police Academy. Michael Winslow. Michael Winslow. He's working. Let's see. Oh, what's this going on? This is his dates. Yeah. Bob Nelson. West Babylon, New York, Port Jefferson, New York Point Pleasant, New Jersey, Uncle Vinny's. There you go. Atlanta Heights, New Jersey at a movie theater. Port Jefferson, a place called Theater 3. A private gig. There's no reason to put that on your list. Why do you put a private party on your schedule? Why do you put 2B announced? Private party. Just to beef up the page. Hey, a casino. It's a casino in Missouri, but we're not sure. When? Which, no. That's not when. That would be the name of the place. Maybe the club's not built yet. What's the last one? I'm telling you, it says a casino in St. Joseph's, Montana. To be announced. He doesn't know where. I don't know where. Was that Montana? That's Montana. I was so proud of you that you knew it because you said Montana. MO is Montana, Missouri. Just stay Montana. I'll agree with you. MT. He's so trying to stay with us right now. He's staring at these fucking girls on the screen. He's staring at these. It's not usually on. I didn't put that on. We're going to leave it on to see how focused you can be on our show. We're trying to keep your smile in the background, so when I look over, we think you're smiling at us. But you're just staring awkwardly at the vaginas of four women you're about to go take a picture with. We should play this every day on the show. They have no idea. Yeah, can we just loop this? They have no idea the thoughts Jacob's having about them right now. Which one would you go for first, dude? Before you take a picture with them, I want you to tell me these things. Which one would you have first? Dream scenario. You get to go in there right now. You send Katie out of the room. Katie, get out of here. You're my friend's lady. I can't be... Have you been part of this? Then you just start bending these girls over one at a time. What's the order? I don't think like that about our national team. But now you have to, because I asked. No, I don't want to... You don't want to sully it? He just has to bring it to the gutter immediately. Which ones would I date? No. Which one would you bend over? None of these girls. None of these girls will date you. These are Ron Bennington chairs. These are comfortable chairs they got. I never even thought about how comfortable Katie looks in her chair. She looks great. It looks fantastically comfortable. They wouldn't have even thought of putting her in some shitty high chair. You asked that these be at the last remote show we did. Because Bennington has them. And it turns out they own the chairs. And the producer just brings them into her car. They lied to you, Jacob. No, no. That's free talking. The producer doesn't even have a car. She does. No? Deb has a car. No. I've been in it. What is it? A fucking Astro Van? Three of these giant chairs? Okay, does she fit two of these giant chairs? She brings them. I asked how did those chairs get there? She's lied to you. I own them and I bring them to the chair. She's lied to all of us before. I want to say something right now. I think it's the ones that Deb brought in for the team. Not the ones here. She has her own for remote shows. What are the ones here? Okay, those are... We're not allowed to have those either. You can get them. I didn't realize... What you're saying to us is that we should buy our own chairs. And bring them to go with our cameras in Paco? If you want to do a remote show, you have to bring your own chairs, yes. Or you have to settle for the chairs at the venue. I would bet $100 million that Deb does not bring chairs. She does. Deb is like that. Of course she did. I'm going to call her. She'll say anything, Deb. Well, I mean, she got me good then. She once printed an article by Christine called it rock and roll. It was the ramblings of a psychopath. What was it? That was a manifesto. It was a manifesto. Let's bring it up. Awesome. I loved her. Was it interesting? I'll read it out. What were you saying in it? Who knows? Did you read it? No. I'm going to read that tonight. I'm going to get it printed like the Constitution. Put on some scrolls. We all sign it. That wasn't a shot at you, Christine, by the way. It was just saying, you know, Deb will do whatever. I just thought disappeared forever and ever. She'll say whatever. I think it's gone. You're going to get it for your birthday. I'm going to get it framed. No, no, it is gone. I'm just saying, Deb will just say a thing. You know what I mean? It felt real. Really? Why don't you grab your arm and say it to you? I bring those, Jacob. You can't mess with Jacob today. Jacob's too happy. He's just letting it flow over like water right now. I don't think he's hearing me. Oh, they're clapping for him. Jacob, you're thinking there's a chance it might be over soon. You might get a chance to run out there. I can't believe you're missing the interview. I don't know if you heard some of the gripping questions. I'm going to get a little bit of a smack here. How are you going to find out who talks the best smack? He actually, I was videotaping him watch. And the first question, he nodded his head like he approved of the question. Oh, nice. He's reading lips for sure. He literally went like this. Katie asked the question and he went, that's a good one. That's what I would have. They're getting up, Jacob. This is it, dude. They're not texting you. No, I'm getting a text. I know when to come out. Oh, I hope he forgets. Somebody text him to forget. My contact knows that I'm... Do you know who's contact is? Steve is my contact. Do you know Steve? We all know. They don't let black lute talk to Steve? Steve is producing it. Steve's producing it. Oh, Steve Steve. Look at everybody getting their talks in with him. Hey, what's it like? Who's that guy next to Katie right now? Hey, what's it like playing a sport nobody outside of South America respects? Does she play with a broom? Is that legal? What the... What the fuck? Oh, look, this girl's rapping at them. All right, y'all. You the white bitch, think you can score on me? Score on me, motherfucker. I hope they're getting called out by other soccer players in the room. You white bitches don't know how to do shit. I hate the J. Is that Dan Soda and Drag talking to Katie right now? I think Dan snuck in as a redheaded woman. It really looks like Soda in a fucking wig. It looks... It 100% looks like Soda. That is upsetting. You're not wrong. Hey, Katie says... Dan, excuse me. We have to get you out of here. With the weapons makeup on? The white makeup? I like that girl right there. With the black... with the black girl with the New York shirt upside down. That's Jaden Shaw. You can just say the black girl. Who do you be talking about? The black girl with the New York shirt on? Which other one? There's no other black girls? There's no other black people in the vicinity of this building right now. There's the lead singer of the cars taking photos. And look at that. All the white players walk over to Katie and talk and they leave the black girl out. It's classic. No, the black girl made them come to her. No. Look at that. The black girl stood her. She just said, fuck it. Come over here. They don't respect her at all. They must have forgot to call you. She's cute. They're going to get them out of here without you. No, I know that it's coming. I'm already getting text. I know their whole schedule. They're taking pictures. You know their whole schedule? Damn. That girl's wearing pull away jeans, dude. Keep saying that, but... All the sides of buttons. Maybe. Go try. Steve told me that my picture would be... He's going to call me exactly when... Oh, please. I hope something happens and he forgets. You don't mean that. You don't want that to happen. If they're gone and you patiently wait for Steve to call you and he doesn't, I want that to happen. If you don't follow him out there and say things behind him, like, Jacob, tell him about the posters in your bedroom. Just say things like that. The Nazi book. No, just make it weird with them. Tell him about all the jerseys you have. All the girl's soccer jerseys you have. Can you...? Please, just keep saying. Dude, tell him about the Snow Globe collection of USA soccer players you have. Oh, poor Katie Hesse. I can't follow them, Lou. I'm telling you, buddy. No, I'm not going to... I have a job to do. You do have a job to do, but you're supposed to... this photo's happening. They're all leaving. No, they're going to take more pictures with the crowd and then when the crowd wraps, I'm going right at the table. Wait. I know they're going to wait. Really? Ooh, la, la. They'll hold them for you. I'm sorry, I'm getting a text. Yeah? Sorry, the girls had to go. What's the text, Jacob? They just wrapped. He doesn't realize that we've done something we've never done before. Oh, so he lied to you. He lied to you. He didn't know we're watching. He says they just wrapped now. We've been talking about it being over for 10 minutes. Well, they wrapped. In the business, they left the studio. Oh, is this... You talking business logo? But that means they're not wrapped because they have to do the meet and greet. They got to do the photos. Should you go now or are you going to wait for a second? No, let them wait for a second. We've got to think of more things we need Black Lutus to say in the background. I kind of have to leave now. Yeah, alright. Black Lutus, do you have the things we said so far? Jacob, tell them about the posters in your bedroom. Tell them about the posters, Jacob. Tell them about the... Tell them about the jerseys you got. Tell them how you have all their... You wear all of their jerseys. Lou, tell them this. Show them the painting you made. Tell them when you got arrested in the locker room of the local girls... local high school girls' soccer team. That's a good one. No, no, no, it's just write it down so you remember the words. Don't say any of it. Lou, ask them. Say, hey, give them the earrings you made them. Yes, that's fucking great. Show them the tattoos you have on their faces. Yeah, tattoos are good. Show me. Jacob's fixing his hair. What? I always do. Alright, Jacob, go ahead. Really? You're constantly fixing your hair? Are you going to be right back? How long are you going to be, Jacob? I mean, I think they're taking pictures now, so I don't know. It should be very quick. Look at the producers taking pictures themselves in the chair. It was just fucking so hilarious. How are they? Yeah. What a bunch of dumbasses. Look at their dumpers are still engraved in the seats. I know. Jacob, oh dude. Let's go smell the seats. Let's let Jacob smell the seats. Don't do Katie's though. That's disrespectful to our friend. That's disrespectful. But the other girls, I don't care about their boyfriends. I think it smells like Dan Farts. Her pooper? They must have the same farts. Mel, they eat the same thing. Because you know what? I don't have a good argument against that. That might be sound logic. That might be good science, my man. You know. That might be good old fashioned science. Weird. People that produce our fish balls are never as happy. They're dancing. They're never happy. No one's happy at our fish bowls. We are. We're not happy. We're sitting on shitty chairs. We're at tax write off. I think they started just filling in with people at one. But didn't they say last time we had the show they just grabbed people? Yeah. And like some people that were there. We found out, we asked Mike, what do you guys hear before they go? We work here and they made us to fill in seats. Was that true? I think so. I'm almost certain of that. Was that true? The last one. I know one of them had a DJ Lou shirt on. So some of them were real and there was only like 15, 10. Right. I think we did about 10 and they had to fill in five. I can tell you there were some people that were just there for like a tour or something. It was something like that. There's somebody that works here. But that's usually like you have a no show. Because they barely released any tickets because you could only fit like 15 people in there. So you know, five don't show up. It's 30 your audience. Did Jacob just skip by the windows? Did he just run by the windows? Like a hope show. He really likes women's soccer. I mean with a with a passion that only a not American man could do. Yeah. I think you have to be a foreign lady to care about this. I know he prefers women's soccer. It doesn't really care about men's. I know. Oh, they're coming back in for a second. He prefers a WNBA too. That's Steve right there. That's Steve. It is? Yeah, that's Steve. Steve Reno? Yeah, Steve's a good guy. He's got these liners. I don't know Steve. You've met him. I have? Yep. I'm bad at this. No, you haven't seen him a lot. He's under the radar. Okay. Why does Bobby know Steve so well? I don't know. Cause I've been around for a long time. Oh wait, I gotta see his face. If I see his face, I don't know exactly who Steve is, I think. He used to have hair, didn't he? Yeah. We all did. That was it. He's been here. Did you let out those things, Lou? No. Did you? He's very embarrassed. What did he do? Which one? Did you give him the earrings thing you got? That was the best one, Bobby. What'd you say? I was walking away and went, uh. How'd it feel? It felt good. Emily remembered me. Cause I remember you. From what? Stocking pages? From outside the fishbowl. Just non-repeated DMing or NCM? What you were talking about from before the show? Yeah, after we did our pre-tape, I walked past the fishbowl. Katie was out there. But she said, I remember you, but she means from like 45 minutes ago. That's not remembering. This doesn't go sarcastic, it seems like. Yeah. And it wasn't any sarcasm. No. You think she was remembering that she remembered you? From 45 minutes ago, yeah. No, that's almost the thing. Well, we were introduced. Yeah. Go ahead, take it from me, Jay. No, no, no, this is your moment to tear me down. I'm not tearing you down, family. Listen to you. I know what happened about there. You got there, you felt secure in the arms of those large women. Those athletes that made you feel... Dainty and safe the way you like to feel. He's like to curl up on her lap like a shitsuit at night on your couch. Maybe she passed. Maybe she passed. Would you love to get some hot chocolate with hot chablopolis? Hot chablopolis? With some marshmallows? You'd love to do that with her. You'd love to silly talk with one of them, wouldn't you? I would. I'm not going to lie. What would you say? Would you want some hot chablopolis? Yeah, now you say... You feel this way about... And I believe what you said during the break was, any one of them except the black. No, that's not true at all. Jaden's very cute. Is she your favorite? Of those four? It's a tough one, but... It's a toss up between... I mean, you're asking me... I don't know. Which one would you like? Jaden or Emily. His mother's not going to accept a black woman at the Passover. She's not going to do it. She's not going to know how to react at Passover. Jaden's taller than me, which is a problematic. How are they all taller than you? Well... It's possible. Two out of the four were. Well, there's a picture. Two out of the four were. Do you have the picture, Jay? No, it was the professional photo, so it's going to take a week. They didn't allow anyone to take a photo. Really? Very strict. You know what you start doing? You should do what Dave Portnoy does. Every photo he takes, and it's documented, he stands on his tippy toes. You should start doing that. Why are people that take pictures of me and Bobby with fucking flip camera phones? I don't even know if it's a fuck when we're taking pictures. Dude, we're taxed right off. Oh, that's right. They're saving money. I think you're beloved here. They used to send us before you got here, Bobby. These are the old days. They used to send us the list of people who were coming, and then we'd write back, like, yeah, the Christmas one. Yes. And then those things never happened. Now they just... So now they just don't send us anymore. We were supposed to get... They love you around here. They would get you hyped up, though, because they would send a thing that's like everybody. You'd find a reason for everyone. It'd be like weird ones, like David Cassie. Oh, my God, I could talk to David Cassie for an hour. Partridge family and the Bonnet Dooch. But it's like, you know, now... Yeah. He's only going to come in for every other show. He's leaving right before you guys go on, and he's getting there way before you're there. We have to hunt celebrities in the hallway like animals. I'd say we... There's a strong chance that we're 50-50 on Big Guests. I'd say we're 50-50 on Pulled Them Directly Out of the Hallway to Booked. Yeah. Conan. 12 years. Conan, I asked Conan in the hallway. I went up to Conan and I was like, dude, come on our show. And he said it. He said, all right. Barry Manilow. Big for Barry, yeah. Lil' Kim, what's your name called? TI's going to come on because... Mayor, John Mayer. Yeah, several people. What's the Ditzy Ones name? Paraseltom. Paraseltom we pulled in ourselves. It's crazy, yeah. Who have we had booked? Like from somebody else. Marcus King was us. Steve Wilson Jr. was us. Us. Right? Gary Clark Jr. was us. Gary Clark Jr. us. At the funny part, we can't even get Stephen back on when he's in town. Well, he found out that we were low on the totem pole here. Who told him that? No one, I guess. Now, he's going to be doing the casual sports netcast with... with that. They got us Billy Idol. Billy Idol was a good one. Fran Drescher. Fran Drescher years ago, they got us here. Gavin Rostel. We got, what's his name? Who did the Bruce Springsteen... Hank Azaria. Hank Azaria, they got us here. He's a lot of these people in my neighborhood. Yeah, but I'm telling you, he's been a fit too. No, that's what they think. You got Hank? Yeah. Oh, that's right. How'd you get Hank? It was the stand, actually. Yeah, it was something they were helping to promote. Take that one off the list. So no Hank Azaria, that's us. Eddie Falco. Tony Wahlberg. But again, all these also weren't like, hey, they want to come in, we're going to get them to come in and do your show. It's will you move everything around to come in when they're here? Yeah, can you do the show at 9.48 on Friday? Yeah. Okay, and then they cancel. That's what I was going to say. And then also a lot of times they go, all right, these people are going to come. You find out that, I mean, this happened a lot. There's been a lot, because I know myself, I did what you did, Bobby, on this last one, which was Jamie Lee Curtis and Bobby Cannaval, which got dialed back to just Bobby Cannaval, which got dialed back to Bobby Cannaval and Bobby Cannaval. But I've had a couple of, like, I'm like, oh no, by the way, I started to get less nervous when it would be like, you're coming in early to do a thing tomorrow. I'm like, I stopped getting nervous. I go, I'd say 75% chance they're going to say it's canceled, and then it just would. It would can't, but a bunch of those. I had something that day that I didn't cancel. Oh, good. I was going to wait till the last minute to cancel it, and I didn't, and then I didn't have to. Thank God. Bobby Cannaval, he does not give a shit. I like it was like, it seemed like it was like, it's Jamie Lee Curtis and Bobby Cannavali. And he go, I'd love to talk to Jamie Lee Curtis and Bobby Cannavali. It's just Bobby Cannavali, idiot. I'd love to talk to him. Jamie Lee Curtis, and he go, I'd be great to talk to Bobby Cannavali. I love Bobby. And he go, he doesn't care. Yeah, he's not coming in. He doesn't give a shit. Happy St. Patty's Day, Jay. Oh, Happy St. Patty's Day. It's my people's day. I'm going to cook after the show, and then completely change my mind. You should. It's one of my favorite meals of the year, with Don Cooks. You mean corn beef tonight? Yeah, she's cooking. I'm not going to be there, but yeah, she's cooking until I have a plate waiting for me. Oh. She's doing a new thing with the cabbage, though. I don't know what it is. What does that mean? She's doing a new thing where she's... I'm like, what can you do with cabbage that's new? Shallow-crowded? Maybe. Maybe she's shallow-crowding it? I love it. I love a corn beef and cabbage with the little potatoes and the butter. Butter, butter, butter. I put butter on the cabbage. Ooh. It's so good. And then salt and pepper it. Yeah. I might just get a corn beef sandwich from a diner. That's so funny. You can't do that. Just make it. I'm going to say patty's day, particularly. You make a great... You're a great cook. No. There you are, dude. That fucking strumboli's great. Your meatballs are great. That's my mom's recipe, though. Yeah, but it's your recipe now. She did die. Ah, shit, sorry. I didn't mean it like that, but... I do take it with me, yeah. Yeah, sure. It's yours to pass on to your daughter. Mm-hmm. Right? She's got it. Yeah. She knows it. I've never had it before. I think it's pretty simple. Pretty simple recipe. Two things in meatballs. Don't keep sending me fucking stupid things. Pictures of little potatoes in cabbage? No, she keeps sending me, like, self-help things. She's worried about you, dude. But what? I'm more healthy than her. I don't know. I am. I work out four days a week. I go to therapy. I go to meetings. People are going to hear on Thursday that even Byron Allen's happy you're still in therapy. Byron Allen himself is thrilled that you're still in therapy. Let me tell you something, bro. That was a nice hot one I took today. That was a real good... And here's the thing with that one. That just came out of nowhere. We were over here, and then we went right there, and then all of a sudden, the show's over, and I was... We were borderline getting ready to talk about David Vox Malone again. We were borderline, but we didn't. Well, we got distracted. I forget how it was. We started talking about bombs. We like to show our bombs. But what is funny is we weren't calling it like... We said, well, we don't want to show videos of us doing it. Videos of you doing well with shit material is worthless. You're terrible. You can pick it apart as comics, but other people don't give a shit. You pick it apart as somebody actually bombing is really funny. Because then there's a psychology attached to that that's very interesting. Something very interesting to that. More interesting to comedians, I think, than regular comedians. So, like I said, what I'm trying... It would be Canadian TV. Canadian TV of me just really not doing well. Because that exists in the world. But anytime I've been doing like the shittiest hackiest stuff on TV... I would not say marshmallow is hot chocolate as a hacky. I didn't say anything about you at all. I didn't say anything about you whatsoever. You took that upon yourself. It was at the time probably mixing vulnerability and physical comedy the way I did. You're a pioneer of sorts. I'm not a pioneer of comedy. I'm not a pioneer of comedy. You're a pioneer of sorts. Of sorts. See, now there was comics that are physical like Dane, but it wasn't edgy. It wasn't vulnerable. I was vulnerable. I called myself a queer. I told everybody. Every guy's gay, though. Oh, wait, I just noticed by looking at our paper that our next two bookings of guests, TJ Miller and Bruce Bruce, are both rescheduled from not showing up last time. You think TJ's showing up tomorrow? We've only had two guests that haven't shown up. This is a cycle of two months of Bruce Bruce and TJ Miller might be coming in. We're going to ask Mike Feeney. We're going to ask Mike Feeney. We're going to ask Mike Feeney. We're going to start booking guests every day and start booking just our very, very local friends. Yeah, we're just putting down no more famous people. Hey, guys, outside Steve from the cellar, the guy who takes tickets is going to be third Mike today. Hey, Liz, are you around on Wednesday? Yeah, we're just looking to shoot the shit with somebody is all, you see. We already know everything about each other. We have to learn about other people, but they won't give us people. And we do good interviews, by the way. Our interviews are not only insightful, hilarious. We do not. Some people give interviews and it's just an interview. Sure. We take risks and make it funny. Absolutely right. Remember I asked Gavin Rosdale what it was like, how crazy it was, how much he loved and then he didn't answer. Remember that? That's right. I did that. Remember I thought the punisher was the punisher from Marvel, not the punisher that fucked Diddy's girl. I know. I think you didn't realize it wasn't that punisher until he started blowing his dick up with his ball bag. I think so, yeah. I think that's when it really hit me. I think we were like, oh, this isn't that punisher. Well, I'm the one who actually got him to pull it out and do it. He wasn't going to do it. It's true. I think you said no, don't. I did say that. No, I didn't tell him not to do it. I was saying no, don't to you. Right. Because Black Lou blacked me up on this. You're coming to black guy involved in a world. He's coming from a hip hop story. Now, it's the world of male dance, which is definitely has some gay undertones to it. But the the idea of him thinking that would go swimmingly to ask this guy to show his dick. I feel like, listen, if we had and I'm going to go through a list of names here, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steel, fucking Blackzilla, Jake Steed, all these kings of humongous black cock pornography. If they were sitting right here, I want to go, can I see it? I want to see it soft and then make it hard for me. I want to see all those things. But they're not going to accept that because in their world, in their skewed idea, that's gay behavior. You don't have to ask him, can I see a hop a chop a lavales? You have chop a lavales? Dude. I love you so much. I want that hot chop a lavales. I'm going to sit right here. Dude, we really do go for it. We, remember the time you asked the guy about it? What was the, where he asked him and he was like, we're not going to talk about that. Did you ask about his girlfriend or something? Who was that guy? I selected hotels only see website for details. I'm going to verify best network at EE.CityCase.Claims. Therapy Clinic, one of Europe's leading aesthetic clinics has arrived in Cheltenham with over 100,000 five-star reviews and more than 10 million treatments performed. Therapy are industry leaders in laser hair removal, cosmetic injections and advanced skin treatments. With over 85 clinics globally and a team of more than 200 doctors, Therapy deliver safe doctor-led treatments at accessible prices. For verification visit www.therapyclinic.com or visit Therapy Clinic Cheltenham today, located on the High Street. That's Gavin Ross. I said I had McCourtney Love, fucking Courtney Love and he was like, no he said something like, he was like, McCourtney Love's great, I love her and she's great. He wouldn't kind of answer the question but he called me Howard Stern after that. We had Edie Falco come in and I talked to her like we were best friends, that was uncomfortable. That was great. She had a blast. I've said this to everyone outside this room. I said these guys, all the guests that come in, they have a better time with Bobby and Jay than every other interview they do. I'd say Stephen Wilson Jr. had a better time with you guys than he did Howard Stern. He just doesn't realize or he just realizes that it's better to do Howard Stern and not talk to us ever again. That's right. But was he laughing? No. No laughter at all. Go get that soccer team in here. I'm sure they left. No they didn't. How fast you think they are. Get them. Go get them Jacob. Get them in here. I think they left. You know what? You don't want it. You're ashamed of us. Jacob, I don't give a fuck if they're professional, the highest level gold medal winning athletes. You're a man. Outrun them. They're out of the building. You're simply a man. You can catch them. I can't catch them. Okay well if they're outside in a car, they're girl drivers. You could still be able to catch them on foot. Yeah. Grab her by her hair and drag her back in here. As an average athletic male you should be able to catch a woman driving in a car from four blocks away and a 36 floor elevator ride. Why didn't it occur to you to see, do you guys want to come in on this show? I didn't even know they were in today. I just saw them on the board and then I don't know. I didn't think it was right. Why did you think it was right to come in here? You're ashamed of us. No. Did that did that come out exactly the way I said it? Yeah. What is the show? What is the show? What are we made up of? No, Jay. I had no control over that. He goes, no, no, that's I don't want you guys to interview them. I don't want that. You didn't want it. You didn't know they were in. It doesn't matter. We would have fun. I never know who's here until the three names I see as I walk through the front door on the list. They never tell me anyone. If you would have told me try to get them in I would have. But why as the producer of the show and the person who loves them who's on the show live right now who knows that our only guests are friends who don't show up. Yes. Yeah, but I can't Mike Finnoia canceled last time we had him coming. We're friends of the show. We're done. We are done. We just don't know. You didn't think to ask them that wouldn't even cross your brain. It would have been good for you. They would have been sitting all around you. Yeah. What? No, I can't do that. Why? It's not it's not the I mean she's doing Katie show. It's enough. Oh, so only one show. Yeah. Why? They only came in for Katie show. You don't want to interview them. Wow. Wow. He's trying to protect them from you guys. Why though? You just said that we know we give the best interviews. You just said it. It was out of your mouth. It is true. So why would you be afraid of us doing a great interview with the gals? First of all they would never have come in. You can't just get a national team player to walk in. That has to be approved. We got Cindy Lauper and Lil Kim to do it. We got fucking Barry Manilow. The greatest of all time. Do you think Lil Kim isn't more famous than the girl soccer team? Yeah, but there's way more restrictions on the national team. They have they have to be clear to go on anything. What about that? But they weren't the national team that were here. They were here as a football club. They were where those are Gotham FC but same thing. Your stutter speak volumes, Jacob. You're embarrassed to the show. That's why we never have guests ever. Once in a while, DJ Lil intercepts the guest list and he shoots it over to us like it's a secret. Like he's sending us fucking, they call them kites in prison. Where they roll a piece of paper and he sends it over and he goes, there is, if you guys want to come in early we can probably get you these guys. This kite wouldn't go get the soccer team. Fucking kite. He really does sneak them in. It's the black list and we're commies. Yeah, he doesn't want it everywhere. He's like, if you guys want to come in early, there's a chance we can get some and stuff. Is there any way you can come in at 11, maybe 8, maybe not maybe 12 on Thursday or Wednesday? I don't want to get your hopes up. You did. I'm just telling you the process. Yeah. What you said, done, it's done. She said it was done. Yeah. And then she said, I'm sorry. Then she said, I'm sorry, he can't make that work. He's coming in the next day. But I didn't know he was coming in the next day until after the factor I would have said Bobby. I would have made anything work for this show. I know. It was even another show. Did you hear that, Jacob? I would have made anything work for this show. Me too. Anything. 8, 5, 4, Friday, Thursday to have Bobby Cannavale on this show. I would have done anything. Anything. You know Bobby wants to break bread with Bobby Cannavale? We're fucking one degree away. We're fucking Chubby Redhead away from each other. One degree of Chubby Redhead. Yeah, dude. I love theater. They wouldn't have been allowed in, so I didn't think it was why waste of time. Me? What about that big bird one? I don't know where. Get her in. We can talk to her for hours. Why would you go with that color hair? I will check on her. I would love to interview her. Who was she? I have no idea. Somebody in the audience. Really? With the big red hair? Dan Soder? Yes. You saw her? I was looking on the monitor at what you were looking at. Was it a guy? When you were out there. I just only saw her on the monitor. She can't be on the fence because of her balls. Can she be on the fence? She can't. My question is, can she be on the fence? Only a female can sit on the fence. Unbelievable. Not the other way. What? Do you feel bummed out too that Jacobs embarrassed the show? He pumped us up for a second. I tell everybody outside this room, and I think I'm quoting. It was a crazy flip flop. I tell everybody outside this room that you guys give the best interviews and people. I guarantee the people that you interviewed had the best time being with you guys. I was like, wow, that's great. Go get that team. He's like, no. No. He said it's not a good fit. What the fuck? Like Edie Falco. The wonderful fit of Edie Falco. Barry Manilow is a good fit for us. Barry Manilow does fall into the wheelhouse of people people always thought I would interview. Yeah. Barry Manilow. Good God. Yeah, those people are out of wheelhouse. After my bar and Allen said it does fit into my wheelhouse. It does fit into your wheelhouse so much. I would love to do marshmallows and have chop a lob of those with Barry. You don't think he'd love it if it was on his big, huge, Vegas couch? Just in my tidy whiteies and high heels. Click, click, click, click. Were you worried that if we brought them in, me and Bobby kept droning on that you would have fallen asleep because I guess that is something to be concerned about also. Were you worried that you'd get too cold and have to put a blanket on your lap and feel silly in front of the girls soccer team? Is that why? I would never have used a blanket. You wouldn't have? No. Even if you were freezing cold? I would have pinned that AC and watched him stare at your oversized nipples. Do whatever. No, they shrink in the cold. They look awesome in the cold. Alright, then I would have been doing you a favor, I guess. You have big nipples? Does he have big nipples? He thinks he does. You have puffy nips? I sure do. Can I see one? I mean... You do this, but you won't fucking do it. Because I'll do it? No, you can't. Take a picture and post it to the girls soccer team? Let me see. It's shrunk. Let me judge it. You can't see it. Come on, fam, let me see it. You're supposed to pull your shirt up. What are you doing? You're stretching the shit out of your neck. I know. That's crazy. I'm not pulling my shirt up. You have the same nipples as my sister. Oh, your sister has great nips. I subscribe to her only fans. Don't think it's shitty what I'm saying. I don't. I do, too. Everyone can see. I actually set it up for her. She needed to make more money after a kidney disease. My kidney disease fucked me because financially, so... She shows her stint and her scars. She'll show a little gash. A little gash for cash. No big whoop. Man. Well, what are you going to do, bro? Well, I'll tell you what we're going to do. Tomorrow, possibly, we'll be talking to TJ Miller. What's the odds? Oh, 50-50. You think he's coming in? Coin flip. I would say no. I say no, too. But Christine will probably, because of that, we're saying that, like, follow up to first to be like, hey, I'm in the 50's. Don't do that, Christine. Just let God's will happen. Don't follow it up. Just let it happen. You don't want me to confirm tomorrow? Tomorrow, you can do what you do, but don't go extra. The guys really think you're not going to confirm tomorrow. Don't go extra. The guys really think you're not going to show up today. Can you please show up? Don't do that. Oh, no. Yeah, just run in the mill. You want to take some action in the room? Do you confirm everybody day of? Um, generally. I touch base. But, like, just our friends-wise. Yeah. But this booking is technically 800-pound gorilla, right? No, it's with TJ. Never mind. Never fucking worry. But was there an album coming out with them or a special? Yeah. I would say it's about 90-10 our bookings to series XM bookings. It feels like off the top of my head. Yeah, because we're good. We're good at getting people. Yeah. Word must be spreading around how good we are with people and how much they enjoy our interviews. It must be spreading through the department meetings. How good we are at this. That would explain the, oh, my God, countless pages of ad reads. Look at all these pages. Look at that. Oh, wait, that's just our thing. That's a t-shirt a homeless guy gave me. A thing of ZIN. Oh, that's a napkin I wiped my hands. This might be a read over here. Actually, let me see. No, it's my lighter. I got one of- Nope, that's just a battery. I do have a box of tissues that I think is complimentary. We have to pay. It comes out of- And we have a webcam that shoots her up to the wall. And then we come up in the big meetings. What do you mean? Everyone likes your show. The upper management loves your show. What do they say about it? They'll quote, like, they'll bring up a topic that you heard Bobby said this. I can't remember the specific one. Do they ever get the topic that, hey, can we have guests? Can we have people that people want to hear on the show? Yeah. Celebrities who come up to Sirius XM. Bobby Cannavale lives in the city. Can we have our producers want to take pictures with our guests instead of the guests that are currently working on another show? Can we make it so our producer doesn't have to leave the show to go take pictures with people we can't get on this show? What? Oh, well, you came in- They're gonna come in, they're gonna come in and be like, ah, dude, we had Rob Reiner for you, like, last week. But fucking, you know, fate intervened, I guess. No, Rob Reiner now. You guys are gonna have your biggest interview with Rob Reiner. And his son. So that's not gonna happen either. Now you can't get either. Good Lord, yeah. 90-10. Is that the ending of our show? Is that Taps? Yeah, that's for Rob Reiner. What about a son? Do you have anything for a son? Well, son's still alive. For now. For now. I got Jacob into watching my new favorite show, which you are gonna hate. Oh, this is so not you. Oh, my God. I was watching it going, J, with the heaters. In my brain, I'm like, I love this show. This is one of my favorite new show. Can I guess what it is? Is it like the special ops, like the people go in and do? No. It's like celebrities doing, like, special ops? No. It's a scripted show. It's a scripted show. Okay, I don't know. I'm gonna watch Jared and his new show, Madison, with Michelle Pfeiffer and Kurt Russell. What's it about? That's why you'd hate it. It's not really about... It's about a spoil alert. Family emotions? It's about family and emotions and love and... Cowboy shit? Not cowboy shit. It's actually a rich family from the city has something tragic happens and winds up in Montana to bury somebody. I didn't see that coming, Bobby. It was crazy, right? It killed you, right? Yes. He didn't know until you just said it now, I think. No, he knew it. You already knew? I just wanted the first episode. Yeah, in the second one, it gets even... I mean, I was crying in the second episode. Like Christ. That's why you'd hate it. It has emotion. You'd have to actually connect to feelings. Yeah. You don't like that? No, I build it up alone and let it explode. I went on by myself. Dear God, Jay, avoid the show. It all costs. It's so not you. Yeah, I mean, I would almost... I would like you to watch the show just so you can tell us what's wrong with it. You know what I mean? This is one of those shows you'd be like, this is bullshit. That's stupid. Is it like this is us where it's just like cry bait? No, it's not cry bait. You'll find it boring, too. Cry bait. I think Taylor Sheridan, he has two shows out now. One is Marshalls with Casey. Procedural. He would... You can tell he wasn't involved in it. It was like any other procedural. It's not as good as Yellowstone or his... This other one, Madison, you can tell he had his fingerprints all over it because the writing, everything, every shot, every... the music, the dialogue and... you know, Michelle Pfeiffer is fucking epic in it. So good. Kurt Russell's the shit. They always have a hot chick that you wind up hating because she's stupid. He always has that smoking hop blonde. You get to see her butt. They show girl ass in it. Nice. Which is kind of cool. They had nudity and nudity in Yellowstone at first. Yeah, they had nudity in this a little bit. Not as much as Yellowstone with Beth, but... I was like, nobody wants to see Pussy and then cry. Yeah. No, but it's... Do you cry by yourself and watch the show or do you cry with Dawn? I cry with Dawn. I try not to cry in front of Max. Why? You don't want to see your feelings? Why can't a man cry at a TV show with Kurt Russell and Michelle Pfeiffer? Because Max gets mad at me and covers my eyes and go, Dad, you can't watch this. You're embarrassing me. No. Yeah, he's more like you. I cried at plenty of movies. Yeah, I know, but this one... This one is... It's not like Rudy where a guy can cry. That's not the kind of crying that I do. You don't cry at Rudy? Maybe. Well, definitely... I don't know if I ever did, but definitely not anymore and you just see the stories of sort of horseshit. God damn it, I cry at Rudy. Rocky, you don't cry at Rocky. Kind of didn't happen. Cry at Rocky? Must have cried at Rocky, dude. Maybe... Yeah, I want to tell you something. What? What do you want to tell me? No. You don't cry at that? You don't cry at that? Yeah, I do. It makes me both. No, it doesn't make me feel... If I'm going to cry at Rocky, it's going to be the chaos. It's her trying to get through the audience. That's a cry scene. And him ignoring them trying to talk to them after the fight. That scene used to make me cry, but now that I know her hat was attached to a string, I can't watch it. Oh, really? She ends up running to the seat. He's like, she runs. Trying to get through the crowd. And her hat comes off. It's attached to a string. It gets pulled off. No, but there's a string on it. As I'm saying, it's pulled off by a string. It gets pulled off by a string. That's how it came off. And every time I watch it, I'm like, there's a string. It fucks me up. Well, that'll make me never cry at it again either. No problem. Kurt Russell writes something down. And it's, you know, talking about men crying at only Rudy and... Here he goes. Here he goes, everybody. Best watch Bobby on Ravel. Yeah, it's a very touching movie, man. It's about losing somebody, a love of your life, which sucks. Oh, it's a movie. No, it's a TV show. And they're so good together. She's smoking still, bro. The daughter they got to play her daughter looks older than her. Right? The older daughter? The oldest daughter. She's like, looks older than Michelle Pfeiffer. I remember Michelle's just got it. She still looks good. What? You mean, nah? You just say nah to say nah. Michelle Pfeiffer? She's still pretty, man. She's fine. What do you mean, fine? She's prettier than most 50-year-olds. No, she's 65. Is that what it is? 65 is 68. Oh, dude, I bet her pussy looks nasty. No. Dude, she's had the best pussy people on her pussy for... She's been rich for 30 years. She's had no pussy people. All of them have pussy people. You think so? Yeah, rich people have pussy people. I think they just go to, like, Glen and Paucho's house and, like, lemon juice their snatches. Yeah, they have pussy people, man. I have a very strong purse. Yeah. Christine, ever since you started making money, Christine's pussy's gotten so much better. Mmm-hmm. Yeah, dude, this movie... This TV show is awesome. So good. It just gets you. Well, it's unexpected, it says. Yeah, it is. It's an unexpected new series. Yeah, it's like Dan Vox Mullins special. It's unexpected. David Vox. David's special. Oh, God, right there. That was terrible. What, she cries in a lake? No. And then makes you cry? It's a river. It's not a lake. Oh, river crying gets you every time. River crying does get me. You get so sad over rivers. Oh, the horse... On the horse scene, have you seen that part yet? I haven't seen it. Oh, dude, that scene right there? It's about a family... rich, rich family from New York. Like, all the money in the world. And then this thing happens. What happens? I don't want to ruin it for people. Is this the first episode? The three. They dropped three. And then the third one's where the tragedy happens? No, the first one. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, so... What do you mean? That's what you're saying? That's not what you said. You said the third one was the worst one. That's not what you said. You said the third one is where the tragedy happens. I asked you if the third one... No. You said they dropped three. I said, don't they tell you in the first thing what happens? What the tragedy is. And you said, no, they dropped three. That was your answer to my question. That's why you're the science. You always have an answer. But I'm saying, in the first episode, they tell you. In the first episode, it happens. So is it a spoiler alert or is it the very end of the episode? No, it's kind of in the middle. It's up there in the front. It's not the end. It's not like a climax thing, but it's... Hey, look where that horse's dick is going to come out. See a little hook right there? That's why you can't watch. You will not enjoy this fucking... You won't enjoy the show because you'll be looking for... Why, because of the horse dicks? Yeah, you'll be looking at a horse dick. I watched Yellowstone. There was no horse dicks. There were a lot of horse dicks in Yellowstone. Never saw one horse dick in Yellowstone. They had horses fuck other horses. Really? That's... Oh, they just showed the other young daughter. Before she dies? No, she doesn't die. I'm not telling you who dies. I'm not going to ruin it. The daughter? No. Someone's daughter. Someone dies, but it's not... I'm not telling you who dies. She's a Google who dies. Who? Who? She's a Google who dies. Well, I don't know. Shia LaBeouf. I would say... Give him another week and then you can spoil. Damn. It's a good show, man. It got me. I watched all three episodes. You had The Purge. And I got... You had The Purge yourself of tears and emotions. I swear to God, I thought because I love Yellowstone. I like all the shows. I love Landman. I love Lion S. But they all have action and guns and drama. And I knew the show doesn't have any guns. No action. There's none of that shit in it. It was just a story about family. And I was like, I'm going to hate this and it's going to suck. And you started crying. Which is the action for me. That is the action. That's what I'm playing for. That's your action. I'm watching to see if you'll cry. You might like it. You might like it. We'll never know. We'll never know. You might... You don't know. You should... You should try watching it this weekend. And then tell us what you think about it. Just alone in a hotel room? Alone in a hotel room. Watch. That's what I would do my crying. First episode, that would be great if you called me up. Bob, you got a minute? And I just hung up on you? If I kill myself this weekend, though, don't think that was just you and this show. It was a lot of things. A lot of things? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no way you're killing yourself a comedy on stage. If you're going to kill yourself it was last weekend. It's a good place to do it. Comedy on stage? It's a terrible place to do it. No, it's like a well-known club. So people look forward to that club and they'll always... Oh, and also. Oh, there'll be a plaque of you in that awesome green room? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like a memorial thing. I like that when you go to a place, there's a memorial something. You're a plaque at the stress factory? At the Nashville, the Zanies and the sidewalk, where it's like Nate and everybody like that. They always... I forget the guy's name, I feel like I'd ask now, but there's... They always have like a microphone stand with a cowboy hat hanging off it. I forget his name, but for somebody who died out there. Well, Every Improv has a pretty much memorial on their wall of all the comics that have never worked there, but are all dead. Oh, yeah, yeah. Richard Pryor, George Carlin. Yeah, so every Improv has dead comedians on their wall. I don't have a dead comedian wall. Then someone, one person on who's alive, it's like all those, and then Judy Tnuda. You know, Judy Tnuda died? Like, no. Is Paula Poundstone dead? No, she's not. No, she's just like, we didn't have any remorse to put the picture. Oh, all right. Oh, Bobby Kelly. Big J. You want to have some pizza and laughs with Bobby Kelly? Then hit the verve in Somerville this weekend, New Jersey, Thursday. Not this weekend, this week, it's Thursday, March 19th at Comics Roadhouse in Connecticut. April 17th and 18th. Is that what it is? April 17th and 18th? Next month. April 17th and 18th, he's going to be at Comics Roadhouse at Mohegan's son. After that, Uncle Vinny's in New Jersey, Cleveland, Ohio, and New Orleans. For tickets and all their tour dates, visit punchup.live. Slash Robert Kelly. And check out his YouTube channel at Robert Kelly Comedy. And every Tuesday night, 7 p.m., Fat Black Pussycat, the comedy seller. But next, guys, next Monday, me and Jay are going down to New Jokes at the Pussycat. Yeah, we gotta tell people to give us suggestions. Monday night, me and Jay went down last night to just hang at the cellar. Pretty fun time. Soda was there. We had a good time. But they have new jokes at the Pussycat. Will, so Vince runs. Me and Jay signed up for it. So next week, we're doing a new joke night where you have to come in, you have to do new jokes. So we're thinking that the fans, you call up and give us the jokes you want us to do. Not the jokes, but like, tell us what you want us to write a joke about. I mean, Bobby will pick for each other three. Three. We'll write three new jokes this weekend. Eight, six, six, nine, six, nine, nineteen, sixty-nine. We need three jokes. I'm gonna put pen to paper. For Jay and three jokes to three. This weekend. And next Monday, you can come see us at the Pussycat, do those jokes. Now, can I, I can't work it out on stage this weekend. Yes, you can. This weekend. Yeah. I can. Fuck yeah. Because you're not doing spots this week. I'm doing Saturday night. I'm doing the cellar. Oh, you are? Yeah. Oh, you're doing the verve. Pizza show. Pop one out of the verve, the old French restaurant. Oh yeah. Eight, six, six, nine, six, nine, nineteen, sixty-nine. Call us when we come back. Big Jay is going to be at the comedy estate this weekend, nineteen, through the twenty-first. After that, Phoenix, Tempe, St. Louis, BigJayComedy.com for all his tickets and info. What's up? Wait a second. What? Lou, we're past six o'clock on the show. Now, is that going to cause a problem with the advertisers for the live reads we have to do? Nope. Ed Free. Oh, we have no ads. Oh, is that it? Oh, that's a new radio, right? Ed Free radio? We'd give it away to the people. Nice. We just don't even take commercial. Let's just go. Can we just roll for the next forty-five? How about if we just keep going for another half hour and leave? That's probably the thing, right? That would be the show. We can leave early, technically. We can leave early? We have to take forty minutes of break, don't we? You do have to take the five p.m. break. We have to. Yeah. Because there's other advertising that we don't read out loud. We have to get a block. Not the ones you read live. Right. There's the preset ones. Oh, well then, I guess, uh... So you have ads. Well, maybe, Bobby, you'll have your chocolate when you get back. Maybe you want some chocolate? Hop a chop of lovelace? Hop a chop of lovelace? Hop a chop of lovelace? I love some chocolate. Can you scrounge some up? It's the bonfire, for now.