FULL SHOW: Sharing is Caring Date, Energy Crystal Loser Line + Dating an Idiot (4/13/26)

Here we go. We got a full hour for you that includes a brand new second date So I hope you enjoy that with a guy who's been on our show before And I never question why they would come back, but here they are Plus loser line all sorts of fun today to start your week and before we get to it What are people saying Alexis? Lupo honus said I would die of happiness if I got to sit next to Jose on a flight I'm crossing my fingers. He's on Southwest tomorrow when I head to Disneyland I'm not going to Disneyland But you love that trip I go every year if you go around Christmas time, you'll probably see me and my sister You might get some stalkers. Yeah. Oh, I need stock Here we go your full hour starts right now It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and if there's one thing that Brooke complains about every single week And trust me, there's not just one thing, but I'll just say one It's about how messy her house is Disaster which is a pile of mail everywhere you look and I just I don't know how people do it It's totally understandable because she has two young children. Yeah, at least there's two that she's willing to disclose What if I told you the cause of your messy problems could also be the solution what yes, tell me what is the solution? I don't know it. There's a new invention called the kids clean car It's a little electric scooter kids can sit on and ride around the house on flat surfaces that actually cleans the floor As they're having fun Yeah, that would be great if their toys weren't all over the floor Well, dude, that's amazing. I want this I would do more Scooter why is it just for kids actually some parents say that they can ride on top But it's basically got a tiny mop attached onto the front and a blue light feature underneath that supposedly kills the bacteria Leave this little clean slug trail behind the car wherever the kid drives But they were being sold on Amazon for $200 Until they all sold out and then afterwards they got removed off the platform and from Instagram for quote unknown reasons Oh Batteries exploding did a kid get run over More damage done than actual help well our cat was a good Could be worth a shot if you can find them kids clean cars is what they're called can we switch them to vacuums too? I mean like if we're gonna do it Let's do the area rug and the floor at the same time do it all that way or you could try sanitizing your house with electricity Just put a shot collar onto the floor every like couple inches Fire is the ultimate cleanser In fact, let's clean this room with a little bit of trivia from our own digital jank for the shot collar give it to us Jake Or as Brooke calls it her sweet sugary escape from the bitter realities of adulthood I Which is used to construct houses in the woods and lure in tasty children for dinner Not only that ET the extraterrestrial used it as a substitute for his horrible addiction to gambling and strip Oh And of course we all know Willy Wonka used it to choose which child should take over his multi-billion dollar Confection company, which is how all companies should be But today we're gonna use it to find out who's the smartest in the room by naming the most consumed candies in the US during another game of plenty of And remember if you're the person who unwraps the number one answer on my list you'll hear this noise And that means you've earned the silver save which can protect you from being eliminated after one wrong answer We drew a one random name out of a hat and Alexis is starting us off today Alexis the most consumed candies in the United States. I'm gonna steal at least my favorite Reese's peanut butter cups There you go Buttercups the number one most consumed candy in the United States. Let's go on to Jose I always overthink this so I say Jose just play it safe Jose Shut up. No one wants to listen to you talk to yourself Oh Snickers Yeah number eight Yesterday and I was very upset about your end around to now. It's Jeffrey. Okay. Let's play it safe also with M&M's M&M's Number three on the way. I just think that because we've got skittles. We need to put skittles on the Skittles number two One two and three are all taken off the board so far back to Alexis. Give me twix Twix number twelve most consumed candy in the US. We're back to Jose I'm gonna go sour patch kids sour patch kids Six on the list. It's at every theater. I'm interested in what savory sour is but no time for that. We're going to Jeffrey I'm trying to picture what rappers I see in like the giant pile outside of Brooks desk Yeah, and usually there's a few Hershey's just normal Hershey's bars in there. I actually hate those but that's why she throws them on the floor by her desk Hershey's bars? Not in the top 20 Jeffrey Bars not in the top 20. I'm sorry Jeff you've been eliminated. We're back to Brooke. Wow I'm gonna say Starburst Starburst number four on the list the entire top four is gone and number eight and number 12 Now we're back to Alexis who has her silver safe. I don't know if it's risky, but Jolly Ranchers. Oh smart Jolly Ranchers number 18 on the list over to Jose I Think I'm gonna go to Twizzlers Twizzlers Lucky number 13 most consumed candy in the United States Jeffrey's been eliminated very embarrassingly. We're back to Brooke Show me Hershey kisses Hershey kisses did make the list at number seven not the bars people like kisses more than bars Alexis you still have the silver save and it's your turn. We say Kit Kat yet Kit Kat number 14 most consumed candy Jose Milky Way Man this is gonna be a risk. I'm gonna but I love them. I'm gonna say Mentos Mentos Not in the top 20 Brooke has been eliminated. We're down to a breath mint as your most consumed candy They're so good and then you can now you can buy the all strawberry one. I love Mentos no reaction from My mom's favorite that I never understood almond joys Almond joy The silver save she is Give me butter finger butter finger number 15 Because of Bart Simpson Gummy bears or worms but out to pick a brand you like Haribo gummy bears Haribo gummy bears Not You didn't get any wrong you have won after being eliminated yesterday in the first round because this list led to my diabetes Lot of pain but a lot of victory as well the candy you guys missed on the list number five hot tamales Number nine tootsie pops Number ten very polarizing candy corn Okay, you should have clarified this is a list of candies that people like hate 16 with Swedish fish Laffy Taffy 17 nerds 19 and Mike and Ike 20 So Jose is gonna be getting to choose who gets shot today. I gotta choose Jeff Believe he's So I'm gonna be singing the song and somebody wants to hear candy shop by 50 I'll take you to the candy shop. Okay. I'll let you lick the lollipop Go ahead girl. Don't you? Keep going till you hit the Shotgun Brooklyn Jeffrey in the morning Oh got a hot trend alert Around the radio for your hot trend of the week Brooklyn Jeffrey in the morning give him time to gather Jeff Well, we got to move because if you live in the south or maybe if you're just like a true old schooler You might be familiar with this classic snack hack where you dump a bunch of peanuts into your bottle of Coca-Cola Oh, yeah If you haven't had it there's nothing like earth shattering the coke still tastes like coke and the peanuts still taste like peanuts But there's like a salty sweet sort of thing going on there And there's just something really satisfying about sipping soda and getting a mouthful of nuts But some people like to do it for long road trips Easy way to snack But there was a time when it was known as farmers coke because people would combine them all working out in the fields and back Then it was usually made with RC Cola the good stuff RC still around I miss that stuff Anyway peanuts and coke is having a really big moment on social media right now because younger people are trying it for the first time And they are loving it Hey, Alexis have you tried this yet? No, I haven't did you bring me a sample doesn't look like you did Put it in front of you I guess but it is going viral everywhere in places around the world like in Japan and Thailand I mean personally, I think it should be called coconuts. Oh, that's nice Coconut I'm not a marketing guy. I think coconuts is already trademark chunky coke Oh I don't know. Yeah, but peanuts in your coke. It's the hot trendy trend. That's trending Laser stories coming up right after this It's the radio segment that's producing the sequel to the Hills have eyes it's called the Hills have elbows Not even sure what that means, but I'm definitely freaked out by it still pointy though It's laser stories the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does except we've got a laser Those other evil elbows just don't this first laser story is out of Aberdeen, Scotland There's a bar called sober So be are where it's entirely alcohol-free To be ironic and just wasted people the whole time It's actually right on the nose they have non-alcoholic beers wines and cocktails And it was created for those who love the energy of a great night out without the hangover that follows Just remember you're you're gonna remember everything. Yeah Well, maybe the manager should have stuck to the menu. I say that cuz 33 year old Hayden Gerardi is the manager of the sober bar and about a month ago He was leaving his job driving home when he crashed into a barn Luckily for him there were no animals inside but cops were called and Hayden was just convicted of drunk driving After being caught more than four times over the legal Wasted at a sober bar managing it Driving away from the sober bar Doesn't sound like there were any injuries But it was serious because he was found slumped over the wheel of his car And he has now been banned from driving for a year and got fined seven hundred dollars Will you be the only guy to ever be 86 from the sober bar? Actually, no the owner of the sober bar is supporting Hayden and is welcoming him back with open arms Once his sentence is done They will be thoroughly checking his pockets though every time he comes to work Let's go to your next laser story out of Buffalo, New York Troopers spotted a 2015 Dodge Charger the other night when it's sped by without license plates So they flipped on their lights, but the driver wasn't stopping in fact he sped up reaching speeds of over a hundred miles an hour Now one point cops got close enough to see his bumper sticker which read sorry officer. I thought you wanted to race But he was going too fast so police were about to give up until he turned on to route 198 and was met with standstill traffic Oh Worse time to get stuck in bumper to bumper cops easily caught up with him and 23 year old Elias Cook was arrested without incident That's why you always got to check your ways even on a high-speed chase Did try to point to his bumper sticker before he was put in the back of the squad car saying Yeah Officers did not laugh and Elias is scheduled to return to court next week. Oh look at that more on funny cops I mean come on Get a sense of human law enforcement this next laser story is out of AI central This is an interesting statement, but it's true Microsoft does not think we should take its AI assistant co-pilot to serious Oh Even the companies are giving up on these things last year they quietly updated the terms for co-pilot. Here's what it says Copilot is for entertainment purposes only what it can make mistakes and may not work as intended Do not rely on co-pilot for important advice use co-pilot at your own risk. Oh That makes me use co-pilot How many times have you heard a company telling you not to trust its own product? Well, I think all of the ones behind AI right now. Yeah, I think they're all have That's probably gonna lie to you. Yeah It's a sharp contrast to Microsoft CEO who recently said that you should use co-pilot in your everyday life And you can even ask it to predict outcomes Wow Should we ask co-pilot if we should be using co-pilot or should we even be talking about it? Maybe co-pilot should take over now Microsoft says they're disclaimer about it being for entertainment purposes only is just legacy language From when co-pilot was more of a search to the back in the day just a little legal ease They say they plan to update that soon, but for now maybe just double-check anything co-pilot tells you I see Just to be safe just for jokes and giggles next time. Yeah, it's entertainment this final laser story is out of tuition Tavern Wait, but why is it a tavern? Yeah? Oh, yeah Well the idea of spending four years at college is hundreds of years old Even though technology has made it much more efficient to learn in between getting wasted Hey Well a report in the LA Times just came out and says dozens of universities are adopting three-year bachelor degrees I did four and a half for mine. How do you speeden this thing up? Did all those stupid entry classes your freshman year? Well, I mean most people are getting them done in high school these days And it's happening because students save a lot of time and a ton of money by graduating a year early Also colleges are using the fast tracks to get more applicants into their schools and do dropout rates So pack it all in together and then they'll spend that extra money on all the mental health therapy that they need But basically Alexis you're kind of right they strip out the added elective courses from what students had traditionally been required to take Of course that doesn't work for everything if you want to be like a doctor or a rocket scientist You're still gonna need the full four years. Yeah, not to mention all the specialized studying afterwards Yeah, but if you're a comm major, I mean do you even need the comm classes? Yeah, I don't know you should ask co-pilot But there you go future of college is getting shorter and coming to a university near you As for this guy He entered college back in 1987 wow and he's still trying to finish his degree one Cholester So don't Microsoft co-pilot gets it That's fair that sound means that laser stories has come to an end for the day. We'll do it again same time on Wednesday broken Jeffrey in the morning When you make a significant investment in purchase an energy crystal You do that with the hopes that something in your life is going to change Right, I mean possibly you're hoping for better balance improved focus tighter pants crystals can do a lot But one man is not happy with his latest gemstone acquisition and we know that because he left a very Frustrated message on our voicemail machine not sure why it was on the loser line, but I can tell you it was funny Okay, we're gonna play it for you in a loser line coming up right after this If you haven't heard the loser line before it works like this Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you You know they say that Disneyland is the happiest place on earth Obviously they haven't been in my arms No little secret between just you and me my thighs are the naughtiest place on earth Resist the urge to point to his pants and tell him. Oh, I guess it is a small world after all Instead given the digits to the secret splash mountain hotline, which is actually the loser line So hopefully he calls it and leaves an awkward voicemail we can play on the air voicemails like this one Next message this is I have an issue with the crystal that you sold me. It's a rose quartz and It's supposed to help me like attract love and to be honest with you like I haven't found any Romantic connections at all like I'm not getting any matches on the dating app nothing's happening and It seems to be the only change that's happened in my life is like it's attracting stray animals Like I've had three cats and a dog Show up to my back door. They're scratching on my door. They've been trying to get in Like this has been the last few days So I don't know like I think there's something wrong with this one And I might need to change it out Like the last thing that I need is a damn raccoon Trying to get into my house And who says the power of crystals is a scam Well, listen it attracted a different type of love animals need love a girl sees you with cute animals Maybe she'll come to you He probably just has the crystal upside down. Yeah Next message Hi, this is You sold me some crap at the flea market. This is the phone number that was on the business card at your stupid little stand or whatever I bought some Explo-l-e-ator whatever face cleaner for my wife I ended up using it and now I have no f***ing eyebrows I want to know what kind of f*** you are selling and I want to know where the hell you are Do you know what it's like walking around with no freaking eyebrows looking like Like like freaking Voldemort or something from freaking Harry Potter It's not funny Who's at the craft shows giving out the looser line to all their clients That has to be the same person as the as the crystal I don't know why that guy's complaining though. Did it exfoliate his skin or not? Probably cleared those pores up underneath too. But look if the flea market is a little bit too classy for your taste I know where you can really slum it on the brook and jeffrey tiktok page It doesn't get any darker than there where we have song of the week video clips videos of hose and alexis Messing around in the studio and of course the top sounds so weird. Yeah, having fun. Yeah, okay playing pranks and stuff I still don't think we have any videos of that And of course we put the top looser line of the week every single week up there So you can all see it no regrets whatsoever Speaking of no regrets. Let's go to the next loser line Next message. Uh, this message is for trivia trish. This is I was at your trivia night last friday and asked you for your number I saw how reluctant you were because you probably thought I was asking you out But not the case. I'm calling to let you know that you were wrong about one of your questions You said that the lost city of atlantis had a statue of the sea god Poseidon which is true But not true is that you said it was made out of gold because when the aliens came down 20,000 years ago and put it there if they would have either used platinum or zibranium at the time Definitely not gold. There was no gold beneath the ocean which was only a hundred miles deep at the time Get your facts straight by I like how the lost city he actually knows what happened there. Yeah Because there's no the best they know everything about the make life You know at some point somebody was like, oh come to our trivia night. Maybe you'll meet someone And then that's the type of people she met. That's you're talking about ancient alien statues made from zibranium Next message. Hey, Dan, this is Um, I'm just like gonna be upfront with you Uh, it's cupping season and I'm kind of looking for a temporary Boyfriend, um I just need to like get my family off my back. So, uh, I was gonna offer you a Couple hundred bucks, but I don't know you seem like the type of guy who would enjoy it so maybe just like being with me is probably payment enough and um, I mean I work at apple bees. So like I can comp you a few free meals, but like no alcohol They don't they don't want to do that next message No alcohol. I mean that would be a turnoff for me, but the rest of it. I was on board for I feel like he missed out not getting his I know I want to get a number for our technical director ashton. Yeah I feel like this woman's right up his alley. That could be a perfect trade-off for you Hang out with a woman who really doesn't like you at all, but you get 25 off riblets. Yeah He's here for it. He's not he's not an improver. All right, we'll give you that phone number That was the loser line He can listen to it regularly at this time every week and make sure you subscribe to the brook and jeffre youtube channel Where you can listen to every loser line second date and phone tap right there We're gonna do a phone tap right after this in today's phone tap You know those places kids can go with trampolines and climbing walls and giant foam pits Well one mom is scheduled to take her twin daughters there for a kid's birthday party this weekend What she doesn't know yet is the play zone area is officially at full capacity So she's allowed to take one of her daughters. Oh, no the other one. Well, we have a plan for her It's in your phone tap right now brook and jeffre's phone tap on the 20s Hello Hi tanya lutz Uh speaking. Yeah. Hey, I know we've never met before. I'm vivi's dad brian Oh, oh hi. Hi brian. How are you? Hi? I'm good. How are you? I'm great. Thanks. Yeah, um So your twin girls are coming to vivi's birthday this weekend, right? Yes, they're so excited ali's especially very excited. Oh They're excited Yeah, she's a big climber so she's really into the play zone stuff. So I was kind of hoping you wouldn't say that Oh, I'm sorry to Hear that. Um, is something wrong? No, I'm sorry. Um Because I know this is kind of inconvenient, but I talked to the party zone people And they told me that the play area that we rented out with the party room is over capacity Oh Yeah, that's my fault because I didn't know that you couldn't go over 15 kids like it's a safety issue, I guess Oh, gosh, there's like too many kids coming. Is that what's happening? Yeah, so Here's the deal your twin girls are ali and ashley Right. Yeah. Yeah, so while ashley can be in the play area Ali is gonna have to watch from outside What it's okay because I've got the people who work there to rope off an area just outside the building But they have this pretty big window that looks into the play area So you're gonna just like rope off an area outside and just put my kid like outside She'll be okay to like look through the glass and put her hand up on it And she can watch all the other children have a good time. She just can't be in there with them Right, but I just don't understand why my kid is being put Outside while the rest of the kids can be inside playing well because they're twins We've got two of them Right, but they both are people most of the others only have one kid that are going to the party Okay, so it's not really fair for me to say to somebody else. You can't bring your one kid, but she can bring two I'm sorry, but ali and ashley are extremely close with bivvy. I don't see what the problem is why Oh, yeah, no, look, we don't want her to feel excluded And that's why the facility gave me special permission to bring a slice of cake outside So that she could eat it on the bus stop bench while she looks through the glass Okay, I don't understand. How is this allowed? It's right next to the building. So it's not far Is she gonna be supervised in any way? Well, we will be able to see her outside. Oh my god Eating by herself Are you laughing about my kid being excluded and like treated like It's like some sort of like it's dusty in here. It's I'm in a dusty room. So I've got the sniffles So you think this is a joke to actually put my kid in like a pen I don't don't think of it as a pen think of it as a exclusive vip roped off area without heat Without heat well, it's outside Okay, what you're doing it's not right and you're you're not taking into consideration my daughter's feeling Okay, but in my defense, it's not your daughter's birthday. It's my daughter's birthday So I'm just trying to look out for what's best for her. Okay, but it's still about the kids It doesn't matter whose birthday it is. Yeah, but it's mainly about one kid and that's vivi What is the matter with you? It's her birthday. I don't care if it's her birthday You agree on her on her birthday. She should get what she wants And what your daughter wants is to put my my child in a pen outside and stare at her through a window Okay, you're being a little dramatic here I've even told you that vivi at some point during the party says she's willing to leave all of her good friends And walk over to put her hand up on the glass just to make ali feel included Oh like a prison like a prison She's gonna go up like a prison visit and put her hand up on the glass like that's gonna make it better Are you kidding me? You're comparing my sweet daughter's birthday party to a prison visit. Okay, but how dare you? Wow, okay. I have been to prison and it is nothing like that All right, this is this is not going well. Actually, I I really would rather my daughter's not go and be involved in this at all Because oh, you're not ridiculous. No, I'm not. Oh that actually solves everything for me. Thank you My daughters are not a priority. They're clearly not close enough with vivi to be included Yeah, actually if you don't bring ali and ashley, maybe you could just ask your sister rachel to bring her daughter to the party I'm sorry. What and that would fix everything How did you even know what my sister's name is? Oh first of all, I know your sister because she's the one who asked us to do This prank phone call on you Oh my god, I'm so sorry My name is jeff from brook and jeffery in the morning. This is a phone tap I feel so silly. Oh, I'm so embarrassed. Your sister rachel is pretty vicious. Isn't she? My god, she's the worst that she knows the worst way to pick on me is through my girl How cool though if we do put ali at the window and maybe we could have a little voice speaker So they could talk to each other like it is prison. Oh my god. No way Hey Brook and jeffery's phone taps on the 20s Brook and jeffery in the morning What do you do if you're the one person who didn't get the memo that you're supposed to bring a gift to the party Do you lie and say you just forgot it at home? Probably you pull a half used starbucks gift card out of your wallet. Just plot that on the table I have one of those right now. Please let there be two dollars left Or do you climb inside of the cake and pop out wearing a sequin dress? Always works for me though But one of our listeners tried a different move that was actually next level genius Because not only did it solve his present problem, but it got him a date at the same time You're gonna hear it in your brand new second date update right after this Brook and jeffery in the morning second date update Two years ago on this very show one man made an astounding discovery Really that man's name is res and the last time he appeared on this very segment res Did not know what a cantaloupe was So many listeners commented to that they didn't know from other countries Dolly young jimelan Yeah, he knew it was some kind of fruit But he'd never really learned that name before and unfortunately Or fortunately for us. It was exposed right here. Well, everyone's entertained Because the thing is is like out of the country people didn't know that but he's from the us Oh, yeah, yeah, I mean he probably should know that But it did cost him a chance at love that day. Good news is this is a new day And a new opportunity to find romance new fruit. I'm gonna say a new ripe melon is what I'm gonna say Let's go jeff with that healthy fresh optimistic outlook. Let's welcome res back to the show. How you doing, man? Hey guys, what up, dude? What was it like after you became the cantaloupe guy on our show? I mean a whole new world of possibilities open for a man Honeydew was I figured that you never heard the end of it from all friends and family but I figured dole hit you up You have an endorsement now. You know what? Maybe we should give them a call together. That's our next call guys All right, we'll work on that after this but first apparently there's a new woman in your life. Tell us about her Yes, well, we met michelle through a friend at a party And uh, I'm not normally like this, but I got there last minute and I didn't realize everyone had brought gifts And I like to be hospitable and whatnot and so I was just like searching for the closest Answer to my problem and the girl I was standing next to happened to be michelle. I didn't know her at the time But I was just like hey, you want to go half on this gift with me and she just like said okay Wait, that's actually kind of nice. On the gift she was holding in her hands. Yeah I love when friends let me do that with them. I'm like you throw my name on it. I think it's humorous to just be like hey stranger Yeah Did you Venmo her half the cost? Oh Well, the thing was I was just like I'll take you out for a nice dinner instead. How's that? That's very smooth. That's really funny. This girl. She passes the res cuteness scale anything above seven on a week night wins She was getting on a week night. Oh, wow on the week night bar The higher or lower on the weekend. It's probably lower on the weekends. Okay, exactly So she she went out with you then She did just to get back the payment of having given up half of her gift She was basically forced to but yeah Hey, whatever works guys, whatever Tell us about that So we met up at a restaurant and we decided to share each other's food Like modern people at a modern restaurant. There you go. Shareable place. She was on board of this was you again asking for Everything To be fair and clear we were both kind of looking at each other's food. So this one was mutual That's common at restaurants too. Yeah, did I force my husband to do it everywhere? Okay, just tell him you're getting this. I'm like I want both of those things So you're just ordering two meals for you brook. What was the connection with michelle like the connection was really good We were having great conversation. We were laughing You know, we were talking about the party and the people we met and she was giving me the gossip about the people she knew and uh Everything was like really good, but I don't know the waiter. She was kind of giving me this look What do you mean? She's like Winking like flirting with me. She's a standing around lashes at me wait the waitress was flirting with you. You think Yeah, I'm paying like a lot of attention to me I want to know the percent of men it works out for when they think the waiter's flirting with that It is true. You think that it may not have been the case. They always think it did your date pick up on that No, but I was just like hey is this lady This lady hitting on me or what? Oh, we said it to her. Yeah, I don't know. And what was michelle's response She didn't really have the shoes like oh, I guess maybe so kind of like a lexus's response. Yeah Let's go to the end of the night. How did you leave things with michelle? It was good You know at the end of the night, I thought we could split an uber ride home I'll split the uber too. Yeah Love sharing. Wow. All right. Did you? Well, no because like and also like I was not asking to go to her place I was just saying you want to like hit your place then mine Oh, but it sounds like when you say that it sounds like you're inviting yourself over to me insinuates Or at least like trying to figure out where she lives We'll drop you off first Then it'll take me home Maybe that's what happened. I don't know because she was just like no She had to take her own and didn't really explain And that's okay. And that was like a week ago She may have read like the waitress comment as a red flag and then maybe she read your question wrong at the end too Yeah, I don't know. I thought I was pretty upfront and clear about things Yeah, but that may be the problem. It's like, hey, I think the waitress is hitting on me Let's get an uber home like it could be a forward guy. Even though that's not what your intention, right? Clear communications pretty sick. Yeah You're so sick at communicating. That's true bro. So we're gonna communicate on your behalf to michelle real quick though I am curious the waitress on the res cuteness scale Where does she land? Why would that matter? Are you looking for a backup plan already for him? I'm just it could play into like how intimidating it was if you rejected a 10. It's a big deal She was intimidated Well, it's tough to say because it ended up being on a weekend Oh So really like on the weekend anything goes. Oh, no So it doesn't matter. Okay. There's no scale on the weekend. Numberless. All right. Yeah, she's she's a letter. Well, are you regretting your question? Yeah, no, he's he's a great communicator like he said so make sure to not go out on the weekends with res Exactly We'll offer a weekday date with michelle when we get her on the line for your second date update right after this Hold on man. Brooke and jeffrey in the morning second date update It's brook and jeffrey in the morning and we have a special guest back on with us today His name is res and he's done second dates with us before actually This time though, he met a woman named michelle who isn't calling him back Met her at a friends party took her out to dinner Where apparently he was getting eyed by the waitress. No, that's what he thought the waitress never actually made a move Yeah, still him and michelle had good conversation over dinner But she did refuse to split an uber with him at the end of the night, which is not a good sign So it's been a week since they spoke And he's here today searching for some much needed answers res. How you feeling bro? Pretty good. Pretty good. Okay You know, I think things will work out for res. They always do Nice, we're doing third person. Yep. Okay. Do you think it's just a simple misunderstanding or what's your theory? It's gotta be or maybe she's just uh, you know, maybe ted isn't secure about the waitress thing But hopefully we can settle her nerves there and I'll take her out again. It'll be okay. Ah, it's a favor You'll do for her. Yeah, I'll do the best way this goes down We get her on the phone and she's like we had the most beautiful waitress in the world But I was just so jealous. Yeah, so into him. Oh my god. Oh my god. I could never believe it I'm not calling him back because I'm not good enough. Oh, that's totally gonna happen. That sounds right, right res? Yeah I mean, he doesn't sound wrong We all know who we are a flirty bunch. It couldn't be any of us. Anyway, let's call michelle and we'll see if she picks up And has some answers for us. Here we go. I'm gonna dial her number Hello Hey, michelle. This is brook and jeffery in the morning. How you doing? Hey, michelle. Hey, good morning I'm sorry. Who? Hey. Yeah, we are brook and jeffery in the morning a radio show And we're doing a segment right now. It's called a second date update um What wait, why are you guys calling me? This is uh, oh already said with this. Uh, we're calling you We're calling you because one of our listeners asked us to reach out to you and we promise we've done literally thousands of these That's why everything starts to blend together. Yeah, I remember this guy's name's res Oh Okay. Yeah. No, I know I know who you're talking about. Oh, yeah, you you met him at a party Through friends and yeah, you took you out to dinner Yeah, okay. Okay. Your tone definitely changed during yeah, it sounds like you absolutely adore this guy Am I reading that right? Um Totally love him Sarcastic like me I like that We we do want to know what was your impression of res? Like just in general at the party or I mean, I think I guess we can just like cut to the restaurant part Like he took me out to dinner because we like split this gift Which was like also kind of weird that he was like, let's just split the gift right the gift that you bought for the party Yeah, but you thought I mean I would assume you thought that was funny your cute way to set up a date Yeah, I I mean I thought he was cute. So I was like sure. Let's do it Okay, we went onto the restaurant and I was like We want to get the crispy chicken sandwich and immediately he was like, oh good. We can split it Oh, yeah, were you excited about that because that's kind of a couple thing. Yeah, I mean sure. That's fine Like I'm down to split things but then he was saying that he wanted to get the salmon And I mean, I don't really like fish So I was like, well, I can't really split the salmon because I don't really like salmon and then He was like, oh, well, that's fine. I'll just eat it myself. What? He made it sound like you guys split the salmon and the sandwich I was like, that's weird that he's gonna eat half my meal and then also all of his meals But then the waitress came over to take our order And he wanted to get the crispy chicken, but can you get the skin off of it? What that's the christmas christmas part of the crispy chicken Yeah, and then like the waitress is super confused and is like you mean the crispy part and he's just like, yeah Like that's a normal thing But then he still made the waitress go back and was like, can you just like ask the chef if he could do a Half crispy half skinless chicken sandwich Is this when the waiter started flirting? Yeah, oh, that's right. We did hear that According to res the waitress was being a little bit flirtatious with him. Oh my god No, she was definitely not flirting with him. She was giving him attention because she was like this dude is so annoying Yeah If you had taken the food issues out of your date, do you think you would have liked him? I mean, no Like that's a whole weird thing and then at the end of the day the dessert menu comes and I'm still hungry because he ate half of my Meal and he like waved the waitress off and is like, no, like let's not have dessert. It's gonna make us fat He's gonna make us fat Did he say that? Yes, he literally said If we knew that we wouldn't even call I could never be in a relationship with someone who waves dessert off Even if he does have both of your health in your best interest, it's like absolutely No, isn't that the goal to get fat together? Yes. Thank you. Happy and plump. Let's go Okay, I think we're seeing at least some of the issues that you had with res during this night He's seeing him. I'm wondering too because we do need to break the news to you Michelle res is on this phone call right now listening on the other line waiting to talk to you Wow Res amazing. Yeah, it's res. I'm here Coming in awful chipper after what she just said about you. I will you know, I'm a little flabbergasted really to be honest What are you flabbergasted about that is wild that you have me on the radio talking about how you wanted half Chrissy half skinless chicken fit like what and also like To be fair, I didn't bring that up. You did what what do you mean? She brought it up. She brought it up as a problem Is that what you're saying? Yeah, exactly like I didn't bring that up on the radio. It's not a big deal to me. She you Michelle brought it up Because it's not a deal to you. It's your preference res. You didn't share a meal with her you ate half of hers That was a big difference and you tried to custom order it for yourself I mean she absolutely could have had half or more than half of my salmon, but she chose to not have any I had the personal problem. That's a fair point. Did you consider asking for half salmon half steak? To customize his order That's crazy. So your half could have been And his half could have been fish the way you share a meal is you both decide on two plates that you each want to try Yes, according to you Well, I mean we're trying to watch our figures here, you know I care about you Michelle. Oh watching her weight you ate a meal and a half So that she wouldn't have to yeah, what the heck it's a courteous move. Yeah, I mean I Physiologically I burn more calories and you eat more calories And you know what to be fair to me really because this is all sounding very unfair I couldn't feel the crispiness off of your side of the chicken, but I didn't What a gentleman wow reach over and touch her sandwich She's about to eat just to save the calories of the skin Gross. Yes, exactly. Absolutely not. No I don't know where your hands have been you're so weird Yeah, res this is not a good look for you my man I'm I mean the proof is in the pudding guys devil's in the details What that doesn't apply here Michelle. Is this whole thing the reason why you wouldn't split the uber with res home? Oh, yeah, I bet 100 percent All the evidence out there. It's also the whole reason she's not calling him back You know, you would have been like drop me off first and have her pay for it have her walk So consider it really so at this point I would love to offer to send the two of you out on another date and you don't have to split anything We will fully pay for the entire experience. You guys like I can't yeah You can't or you don't want to I can't Sorry res. Sad Michelle. Sad for you Michelle. Sad for me. We both lose now You always have that waitress that was eyeing you at the restaurant res you can go back there try again. This is true. This is true That poor waitress do not encourage that job All right, well after that one we might have to downgrade rev from friend of the show to mild acquaintance of the show I was still too close for me. Yeah, I can't control it. Yeah, I can't really agree with his dating dinner strategy in any form No, none of it I'm sorry any man who does not like dessert is off. Yes off my leg Definitely for brook, but what if somehow he starts a new food revolution? And he invents half healthy sandwiches Where one half is breaded and fried and loaded with mayos and cheese the other half plain skinless Totally healthy, you know, my husband would love that Yeah, to split or just to eat himself. No, he would just eat the the non breaded nasty side I'd eat the good Look from a trader joe's half healthy sandwiches from res It's like half deep fried half cauliflower buns half sandwich with flavor. Yeah But we've got a full show with plenty of flavor You can go find it up online wherever you get your podcast. All of our second dates are there It will raise your cholesterol for sure. It's at brook and jeffrey Brook and jeffrey in the morning Let me just read you a snippet of what happened when a guy went out on a first date with a girl Okay, this really happened. He said during the date she wanted to know the breed of my dog Yeah, and when I showed her a picture she said, oh my god. Is that a belgian waffle? And she was completely serious thought that was an actual breed of dog Oh, it's a type of pancake. We'll have a waffle. Oh, yeah, he's so cute though Oh, I know I can see the color like a little a little brown golden that story wasn't even in the top 10 Oh my god of this list that just came out. I've got the best. I'm dating a total idiot stories from a brand new survey You won't believe what number one is it's coming up right after this You ever been dating someone and suddenly realized Oh my god, this person's a total idiot It's brook and jeffrey in the morning. Maybe it's an x maybe it's the person you're currently with or maybe it's you For us it usually is But I only bring it up because recently a new survey came out asking people to share their best I'm dating an idiot stories We found the funniest ones Number eight on the list says my ex-boyfriend cooked dinner And secretly put shrimp in my food to see if I was actually allergic to shellfish Or if I was just being dramatic Oh my gosh, I have a friend who would die like literally die in bad trim. Yes like he should That could actually be like something where you could get arrested for that It required an epi pen and a trip to the er He found out no, I was not lying. Oh, it's not like a cat allergy. Yeah, you know what I mean like Well, it's good to just make sure that your significant others are being honest with you all the time because honesty is important relationship He should do peanut butter next. Yes Number seven my date tried to argue with me about whether babies can breathe underwater He said they can because they haven't fully lost their gills from the womb Not sure what birds in the bees class he took but I definitely want to sign up for that one Why do I feel like there's at least four men listening that are like, yeah, duh Yeah, there's an umbilical cord gentlemen. Yes Number six my ex-boyfriend and I got into a heated debate about whether or not dinosaurs were around during the american revolution He was 100 certain T. Rex was roaming the earth while George Washington was crossing the Delaware I don't I kind of remember a t rex in the background of that painting. You know the famous one. Yeah, they're just riding dinosaurs Jefferson rides one into battle We're that a velociraptor. I can never tell the difference between the dinosaurs We're looking at a survey where people shared their funniest. I'm dating a total idiot stories Number five I went out with a woman who complained the temperature in her house never changed Even when she adjusted the thermostat Okay, that's normal. She couldn't understand why she was always feeling hot or cold Turns out she left the sticker over the digital thermometer and that's why it always said 72 degrees. Oh my god Oh the server that says 72 on it Oh that's so funny Yeah, I mean honestly like that's dumb, but I feel like I could accidentally do that You're shivering in your home and you know, it's not 72 at one point. Is that the problem with this studio? Yeah It is always cold in here and it says it's 71. I don't believe it It's like 60 max did someone take the sticker off. I don't know we got to go check that when we're done Number four we were talking about where to go out to eat for dinner. I suggested an Italian restaurant Yeah, she said she hated Italian and wanted a place with more options. So we went to cheesecake factory where she ordered lasagna Well, um that'd be like oh man, I hate it, but I love pasta. She's like it's american. It's cheesecake factory By the way, if you're just tuning in and you're unimpressed with the intelligence of your significant other This is going to make you feel a whole lot better Extend your idiot stories about your your people because we're going over the funniest stories from people who realize they were dating a total idiot Number three on the list in the movie seven Spoiler alert here all the characters die for committing one of the seven deadly six. Yeah, that's such a good movie. Have you seen that? Alexis it's a Brad Pitt. It's really good. She says in the scene that shows the word gluttony written on the wall My ex-boyfriend said Oh Yep gluten kills you got a gluten allergy gf for life, baby Oh god, she's eating bread. She's gonna die. Oh my god Number two and brook you're gonna like this one. It says I dated a woman who thought mark twain was shania twain's husband That's why she wrote the song tom Sawyer don't impress me Hey Yeah Move over Beyonce and Jay-Z mark twain shania twain power couple. Yeah, how fans are babies And the number one i'm dating an idiot story from this survey says I used to date a woman who genuinely thought the sun and the moon were the same thing She explained the moon is just the sun when it runs out of fuel at the end of the day And it gets dim like a flashlight losing battery And then it gets recharge right it's like you have to it's one of those shake ones too Do these people not know what google is? I mean, I understand that their education system failed them But like honestly the answers are right at our fingertips these days And we do have an honorable mention on this list not in the top 10 My ex-boyfriend thought his car was stolen Filed a police report. Uh-oh turns out he'd driven it across the street to buy a soda at the store Walked home and forgot he moved it there Yeah Really, jose you you definitely have thought your car was stolen before I used to because I yeah I used to park at a new spot every single day Alexis he would call me to the show and be like i'm gonna be late today. I can't find my car Fun fact jose was nine of the 10 top answers on this list. Congratulations jose Hey, i'm elisa. I'm cute if you're looking for a kid That's right. All right. Me ladies. You can't be hot and smart. It's just it. It's no one can have it. That's too much of a powerhouse That's like mark twain shinaya twain combo Those were the best i'm dating an idiot stories Brooke and jeffrey in the morning We got the sign shop lady back on the phone heather from tokoma is here to play you once again brooke She's one two and one against you all time And apparently her new strategy is to try and stay calm this time heather, how are you gonna do that? um a deep breath Yeah, good. I heard people who make signs notoriously nervous people. Yeah, right. Yeah shaky hands Kind of shocks me that you weren't breathing the last four times that she played so Yeah, I know I know breathing is a good strategy Let's send brooke out of the studio while that happens You know how the game works You got 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible if you don't know when you could say pass But you have to beat brooke outright to win. Are you ready? I'm ready. I'm breathing All right deep breath Your time starts now on this day in 2005 gray's anatomy premiered on what network? Oh jeez abc you would find grand titan national park in what state? I uh Montana what safari animals name translates to river horse in greek? hippopotamus what color other stars on the flag of china? yellow Name the female artist who had the hit song since you've been gone kelly clarkson Justin.tv used to be home to what popular video game streaming app uh twitch Nice solid work today. I mean I like that answer. Sorry brooke is coming back in the studio And I don't know what what's the hot sign right now that everybody's getting no trespassing P over there. What's the hot sign? Yeah, we get lots of requests for p over there Really really popular right now. What font you use when you make that one? comic sans You really can make any sign you want right heather Yep, have you done anything weird? Um, no our shop we do business to business So we we'll get calls asking for plenty stuff on like cars and things but we don't do that We tell people to call other shops for that stuff. Yeah, they're serious heathers with a serious sign shop messing around okay at her sign shop jeffrey It's serious business around here. Yeah serious signs One of my business name is like fart co. Uh-oh. Yeah, we'll make a sign Call heather for your signs brooke. It's your turn. Are you ready? Yes, your time starts now on this day in 2005 Grey's anatomy premiered on what network abc You would find grand titan national park in what state nevada What safari animals name translates to river horse in greek? hippopotamus What color are the stars on the flag of china? yellow Name the female artist who had the hit song since you've been gone kelly clarkson Justin.tv used to be the home to what popular video game streaming app uh twitch Male kangaroos have pouches true or false? Uh true Got our answers in and it's time to head on over to the scoreboard with not so serious hosay Oh, I love it when you dress up like a nurse Heather you did great. You got five correct today. Have you been in the fire? I don't know. I think the britch might have got me though Well, did she did get one extra question in that you didn't get and It helped she got Darn it. Good job brach a lot of correct answers here I need to go over the answers not that you guys need them But on this day in 2005 grey's anatomy premiered on abc grand titan national park This is the only one you guys didn't know that's in wyoming. Yeah Big old mountains grand titans I can see it now The safari animals name that translates to river horse in greek is a hippopotamus The stars on the flag of china are yellow Kelly Clarkson's saying the hit song since you've been gone. I feel like brick one to go Justin.tv used to be home to twitch which now has over 140 million users including me and male kangaroos have pouches That is true But only the females carry their young in them. I figured they were kind of like male nipples totally useless. Yeah But uh, it's like a fanny pack for the guys. We just hold our stuff in there Six pack of beer in there. You know That'd be sweet if you had your own human pocket. Yeah Anything can be a pocket if you try Okay, Heather unfortunately, we can't give you any money here, but just for playing we're gonna hook you up with brook and jeffrey swag Thank you. Thank you so much for playing again. Heather. We'll be back. We're gonna do win brooks bucks same time tomorrow