Bobby's Flu Game w/ Tom Segura

You two are bad friends. You are these two idiots. Wooo! My dude, an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Wooo! Are you two or something? We're bad friends. We'll have to make an announcement. Good to see you, Tommy Boy. Hey buddy, good to see you too. So I'm doing my first special this Friday. And uh... We've talked about this for years. Yeah, I mean, how exciting is this? Talk about it for years. No, for... But like, we've really talked about this for years. 30 years. Yeah, pink face. Pink face. I mean, your face is so pink. What do you try to prove, bud? Is my face pink? Yeah, but yours is naturally pink. Thank you. That's unnatural. I'm flushed from the whiskey. Yeah. Okay, my turn. He's Asian. He breaks out like you guys. Why did you come at me so aggressive? You know what he also has? Huh. The Emperor Eyes from Star Wars. Oh, we're gonna look at it. He's an Emperor, you think? Yeah, like the Emperor. Dude, he has it. Right now dude, Tom Saguay has Emperor Eyes. Look at that. He's calling you Sheave Palpatine. Yeah. Why did you come at me so hard? Yeah, what is that about? I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. This happens every time I see you. No, it doesn't. It doesn't. Every time I see you. No, it doesn't. You come at me with some insult and then you go, my bad dude. It is my bad dude. But wait, will you insult me all the time? When is the last time you insulted you? Either public or your attitude. Oh, it's an energy insult. It's energy insults. Yeah, I mean, you don't have to say words, dude. I can feel it. I'm tired of it. So you know what happens? That didn't happen at all. I know. Self sabotage. Yeah. Cause he has a special coming up and he goes, I don't feel well. No, so what happened? I had it you. It's, it's what happened. No, no, no, no, here's what happened. He's doing things. I, yes, he's doing that Carlos. He's doing all the things. Here's what happened. Okay. All right. So all my reps are like, you gotta put your reps in. I said reps twice. All your reps. All the reps do it, you stand up reps. Yeah. My representations said I have to do a lot of reps. Repetitions. Let me just help him be clarifying for the audience. You think you think you think you. Yeah. Anyway. So I did Baker, Phil and Fresno over the weekend. I just was around to many people. And then I wake up, humble brag about the tickets. He was selling really 700 feet to people. That's not a lot. That is a lot. Anyway, I wake up Monday morning with a sore throat and body aches. Do you see the shows? Yeah. Things from the shows. What do you think Tommy Boy? He thinks he got me with Tommy Boy. Oh, you got COVID. No, no, no, I took it. No, I took a test. I don't have COVID or the flu. Do you think, did you perhaps, did you see a female friend over the last couple of days? I did not. No. Look at me. Look at me when you do that. Did you not? Did you not see a female friend? No, I did not. You swear to God? Yeah, because I'm saving up my comfort. For the special. For the special? That's the closer. They said they have to save your calm. You know what? What? That is, can I tell you something? I mean, this is an awesome thing. I do it. I hurt so I did it. That's the best advice you should save your cheek. I'm sure. I did. And I am. Yeah, but keep it saved for the best. For how long? At least through this better. Yeah, I am. Of course I am. Don't make kissy faces with anybody. I'm not doing any kissy faces, dude. Like Rocky did. Yeah. Is that how he, he ended up losing in that movie? I know. He didn't save enough. I don't have a choice. Yeah. So he did that tap. I ate it in a couple of times. That's right. He did. Yeah. That's true. So, but we start over. If we start over. No, we're not starting over. We're going to put that in, but you need to start over this relationship because the personal friend of ours, it feels strange to do that. He trusts like a CIA agent now lately. Almost as the same. I trust the same. All right, you're right. All right, let's start over. Okay. What I was saying. Welcome to the show. Yeah. Before. You look real good. Thanks, buddy. So do you. You were stuck in the Caribbean? Yeah. How'd you know? Because that's, you know, people I've never been there. Some people get to go. He said the Caribbean is at the Caribbean. Yeah, I can't believe that. And I'm being honest. Is it? I'm a fan of Caribbean. It's the Caribbean because it sounds cooler. Yeah, I don't. Communities, Tom Skurren, Christian and Posiski stuck in the Caribbean due to Venezuela related to like my favorite thing is that that angle, by the way, that's insane. It looks like you guys are in an interrogate. All we did was like, we got a call from our podcast producer who was like, hey, you're not back so we can't record an episode. Can you just put a video together? Or the podcast audience? Yeah. And then people sent me, they're like, oh, you're on TMZ. I was like, for what? Like for that video. Oh, that to pick this whole story up? How do they get it? Because it was, we just posted it on Instagram. Yeah, just like, hey, we're not doing a podcast this week. We're in the, we're stuck. And then TMZ was like, they're stuck. And then the only thing I heard from people was, I hope you fucking stay there. You would say that. Oh, they're like, you wrote that a few times. I know, but that is the fact that you do. Wait, go back up to the, just the way that TMZ title sings, go back to the title is stranded in paradise. Maduro's capture shut down, fly to home. It's so ridiculous. Okay, so we got Tom Siger and Christina Buzesky and they're stuck. They're stuck. Stuck, stuck, stuck. Stop. Paradise. Don't feel bad for them. What I was trying to say, well, then, and you came at me, came at him again about my pink skin and I was shit, was just that for years, we've been talking about you doing a special. And I was just saying that I'm so excited and so happy that you're actually doing it and that fans get to see you do your standup now in a special. I think it's amazing. Yeah, but I'm so happy. We're so happy. We're excited. Not my full potential because I'm not feeling well. You're fine. You're going to be so good. Let's get you an IV. Let's get you an IV yesterday. Didn't work shit. No, do it again and have you done any of the yet? I have a DD. No, any. Yeah, Michael Jordan's flu game. Probably one of the greatest he scored 38 points, so battling the flu or it was going out the night before imparting, but even still the Irish flu does get me. So this could be your flu game. What would it tell you explain to me? 1997 game five in the finals. Yes, Jordan had the flu basketball. Oh, yeah, Michael Jordan. Oh, Michael B Jordan. Oh, no, Michael not sinners. This is a fucking Michael B Jordan. No, okay. This is the flu game. Okay, and he had the flu and he performed unbelievable. It's as if the gods were like, you're going to be okay. Cause they it's what happened. It's it's that he is God's choice. He's got choice and your God's choice as well. And your specials, you're going to be amazing in this, dude. Yep. You're going to be amazing in this. Okay, flu game. Believe it. You never heard of this. You never heard of the flu game. No, no, no, no. Tell me more about it. Tell me more about it. Tell me more about it. It's legendary. It's legendary. Is there a diarrhea game? There is a diarrhea. Yeah, the flu game is talked about more. Yeah, it is. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, all peers had this. All peers had a diarrhea game. That's right. That's right. But this one's a little bit more prominent. Yes. Then there was an AIDS game. So magic had a big game. Oh, yeah, I heard about that. That one, you know, that's a scary game. Wait a minute. What? Is there a name yet for the special? Yes. What is it? It's so good. Finally. It's perfect. Why not? Why not? You don't like it? I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I love it. And you're shooting in San Diego? In 3D. Yeah. 3D for HD. The whole thing. Dolby. They're doing it in IMAC. You want Dolby? I got Dolby. I got Dolby, dude. Laser. Laser technology. We're staring. Hulu. Hulu. F*** you. Hulu. Hulu. Right on Hulu. That's amazing, dude. You don't think I deserve it? I didn't. I didn't. Yeah, yeah. It was so kind of sending what he just did. He just. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. I've been in bed for 24 hours. Can I tell you all you need to do? You're, I've seen this on TikTok. I've seen this on TikTok. This bit right here? No, not this bit. It's the white man's. I know you have Peruvian, whatever it is. I appreciate that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's your hand domination. Oh, hand domination. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're doing that a little bit notting. Yeah, he makes a whole ton. You're trying to control the conversation. I understand what you're doing with your hands. And I'm doing it back. And you're seeing it through it. I'm seeing right through it, dude. Okay, go ahead. What are you gonna say? That this weekend is gonna be fantastic for you. And these next few days, all I hope is that you actually listen to your body when it says it's time to rest. Get your rest. Get your fluids. Eat your food. Feel good. And on Friday and Saturday and how many shows you're gonna tape, you're gonna feel great, man. It's gonna be fantastic. You know, Tom, I have to be honest with you. Let me be real with you, too. Yeah, you've been a friend. A real comrade. And I apologize for being so negative. That appreciate that. Yeah. When I was talking about your pink face and your emperors, right? It's just an observation. Because they're blue or is it because of the bullets? It just looked weird. Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, it's so. Fuck you, dude. You dude. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do I have to do? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're with him, dude. You're in that room with him. I've been sitting here. How long have I been sitting here? How long have I been sitting here? 10 minutes. Yeah, yeah. I've been sitting here. You're cackling. You mean, with your own. Do you know that over the last few years, a few times he has graced me with his presence to come on shows with me? Yeah. Invited them to come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know that every time he gets introduced, it is just like thunderous. Thunderous. It's crazy. Thunderous. Yeah. It's unbelievable. And that's gonna be like when the special comes. They're gonna be the exact same thing. People are gonna lose their mind. They are gonna lose their mind. I know that. I know that as a fact. You know what I take. Hold on. The whites are talking. Okay. Okay. We're proud of him. Yeah. We're very proud of him. To get a little guy like this up there and doing his thing, it's gonna be fucking amazing. Now do you feel a little bit better? Yeah. You're getting hyped up. I sure do. I feel jazzed. You know, this is a, no, this is a look. And let me tell you something. Whatever you're doing, dude. Yeah. Go back to Austin. Go back. Come on. Yeah. I'm tired of it, dude. Why are you tired of it? I love you. I love you too. Yeah. Yeah. What is it come out? Do you know when it comes out? In November. Oh, so you gotta, you gotta get some time. We need, you know. Yeah, we need some, we need some, we need some, okay. Here we go. Mr. Director. Well, first of all, it says Mr. Director. Andres is back and we want to welcome back our old friend Andres who hasn't been around Andres and you guys can speak in tongues like you guys do to me. Yeah. You asked for the bathroom key. Yeah. And what did you say to you? What did you say? Take a gay mayor. A male. A male. Take a say, a male. A male. Yeah, where's the male? Yeah, with horror. It's really nice. Right here. You feel a little bit better now? Is he directing it? No. No, no, no. Louis Cats. Louis Cats, the legendary Louis Cats. Do you know Louis? I do know Louis Cats is going to do it. Fantastic. Did you consider it? I can say it. I'm not. Not even. Either way, I've seen that movie. It's a great movie. It's great. Yeah. I did consider it. You did. Yeah. He just doesn't know my act as well as Louis does. That's not why. Yeah, I need performance notes. Can I? You wanted to come in here? Can I just throw something in here though? Was there no thought of reaching out to me? Yeah. Of what? You would never direct my special. Why would I not direct your special? You would never do it. Why? Why would I ask and get rejected by you? I would never reject you. Oh, so what would you say? I call thing ding. Hello. Is it your mom's house? Yes. Yeah, yeah. Is this the corporate center of your mom's house? Yes. Can I get linked into the Thompson girl, the president? Sure. Yes. Hold on a second. Hello. This is the second assistant. You talked to the first assistant. Yeah. I'm Bobby Leade. Have you heard of me? Yeah. I know. I'm friends with Tom. Okay. I was already at the first assistant and he sent me to the second assistant. I need to talk to Tom. Okay. He's not picking up my phone calls. Which Asian is this? I'm a Korean. Hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you see Asian or agency? Asian's funny. Anyway, I know. Can I talk to Sugara? Is there somebody closest to Sugara or Sugara I could talk to? He loves Grandma Kim's. Hold on a second. And then they pass you through. Hey, Bobby. Hello, Tom. Yeah. Hey. What's up, man? What are you doing? Groovy. What's up? What's the call for? I just want to see how you were. Oh, I'm good, man. How are you? Does the dogs? We don't have dogs. I'm sure you will. I'm sure you will, dude. My son's allergic. I thought you did that. Yeah. How are the kids? They're good. They're allergic to dogs. Justina. Alive and well. That's fantastic. Wow. What a show you're running. Thanks, man. Yeah. Thanks. Tired of talking to me? Not at all. Not at all. Can you hear something in your voice? No. Bro, what's going on? How's Andrew? Oh, he's fine and dadd-dandy. He's hanging out with his friends, Taylor Swift and O'Carlo Balma. Is he friends with them? Yeah, yeah. Is he there? He's not around. No. Hey, Tom. I'm here. Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. I picked up the line upstairs. Oh, I see. Uh, no. What's going on? Dude, Bobby's gonna hang up. So good to hear. What's up, dude? What's up, bro? Now, I said, Bobby was gonna ask you if you direct a special. What? Why the fuck would I... He's not on the phone anymore. No, he's still here. Oh, hey, Bob. Hey! Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. So, can you... When is it? Oh, it's gonna be, um, January 16th and 17th. That's right. Oh, I have a stool sample thing I gotta do for my kids. Oh, yeah. You told me about that. I don't know. Can you move that? I don't think you can move that. You know what I could do, though? I could ask. Yeah. Ask who? I'll ask the doctor. Okay. You have any suggestions of somebody that could direct it, you think? Have fun and do your best. Will you consider it, Tom? Bob? See, that's what's gonna happen. That's what I don't call. You know this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You would have done it. In a heartbeat. Wow. That's nice to know. Oh, no, I'll show this. I'll say this. I think Louis Cass is super excited. He's the man. I do think he's the man. And he's gonna put out, he's gonna make something glorious. Well, because, you know, he's so like hands on rookie quarterback before seven. It's a big risk. You know, man. But I like it. It's smart. He's great. He's great. He's great. He's great. He's gonna play. Yeah. He's gonna play well. Although the other day I go, do you have any audience shots? He goes, we're not doing that. I'm on his team. I don't like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't need him. You have one locked off just for edits, right? Just because of your like, I want to show this to the guy. He's doing it. Yeah. I never liked it. I never liked it. You took your audience and you see the audience. I did not know. Who do you drugstores? I don't remember. No, but you have different people doing it in different shows. The glorious Brandon Durmer did it. Our good friend Brandon Durmer. Oh, Durmer did one. He did white noise. Oh, he did. Yeah. Yeah. And home field event. Who drugs yours? You have different people? I've had, for the last two, I had Ryan Palito. I had Jay Carristy one. I had Ramy Hashash one. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. How many have you done? Four? Six. You've done six specials already? Yeah. All Netflix? All were on Netflix, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah, there's one out right now, man. There's one out right now. What's your call? Teacher. Yeah. Check it out on YouTube. That's on Netflix. That's on Netflix. That's on Netflix. Netflix. Netflix, YouTube, whatever. We're not on YouTube. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. I can't make a joke to the king. Premier League, you know? Oh. Oh, Premier League. He's then the Premier League. Yeah, yeah. I'm in the third division. Yeah, yeah. I see. What are some of the teams that we're aligned with? I'm Port Smith. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Very good. I'm Coventry City. You know teams. Yeah, I do. He's a big soccer player. Are you really a huge soccer fan? Yeah. Arsenal. I'm Cardiff. I can give it. Arsenal FC. That's your squad. Bleed red. Do you don't have a tattoo of them? I don't. I'm going to get one though. I bleed red though. Do it tomorrow, dude. Do it for the special. Should you do it for the special, actually? Get an Arsenal tattoo for the special. And then under it. And under it right finally. Yeah, and what do I do it? Under the goon or canon? Under my eye. Oh, my God. That'd be cool, right? That'd be fantastic. Yeah, like a canon. Yes. Who's your favorite player of all time? Poetiria, Henry. Get that on the other eye. But Henry's face here. Arsenal here. Arsenal here. And then you lock in on Friday Saturday. Yeah, yeah. I feel like the focal point, there needs to be something here too. Maybe a soccer ball. Maybe. Maybe something different though, like something I'm in due. Video games? That's right. A bed. Put a bed up there. No. No. I got a good water bottle. Ghost of your time. What did you just say? What did you say, fuck? I'm doing watermelons. You like to. I didn't understand. We're just like, I'm going down. I can't take water melon. Yeah. It's not going to look nice to Harvest. What? Oh, from Star New Valley. Now I can. Oh, fuck. Very funny. Good slam. That's a good slam, dude. Very good. Why, because I like farming simulation games, you fuck face? Right? I love the plant. All right. It's not okay. Isn't it funny the whole plant on a video game but never in real life? Yeah. It's kind of fascinating. What about Boo Boogey? Right here. Yeah. Oh fuck carry fun good slam. That's a good slam dude very good. Why cuz I like farming simulation games you fuck face Right I love the plant. All right. It's okay Isn't it funny to hit plant on a video game but never in real life. Yeah, it's kind of fascinating What about Boo Boogey right here? Oh little love the meat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's you. Yeah, what oh my run farm It's not just Brett guys that the rikides I do You don't have watermelons and they have um kimchi kimchi. There's summer melons kimchi. Okay, if you were gonna do Oh my god food on your face tattooed for the rest of your life. Yeah, yeah, I mean a bowl of even Bob oh That would be the foundation of it all. Yeah, I would do a bowl of them Bob not kimchi. Wow Be even Bob is an interesting dish because it does symbolize my life. Yeah, it's a mixture of things go on Layers What there's a lot of layers. I just said it. Do you have a top one or two LA spots. Oh, yeah Korean spots. Yeah, yeah parks. Well, I went to park Sunday and yesterday by the way both days Yeah, Joe sun goby. Yeah, so I go to Choson even though we saw the last time I was there I saw dead body in the front so I kind of Haven't got in the front meaning the lobby like the host stand or just standing Just sitting that laying there in the front of the entrance area dead Yeah, she was dead they die all the time. Yeah, they all idea Yeah, it's and they had the they had the the one thing all over her right and I was smoking a syrup I just did in the restaurant right off right off front right off front of the restaurant and I was kind of Look at these old people gathered around in front of the thing. I was making fun of them and then somebody goes I think that's the family. I don't fuck But did they go there to Britain? Did they bring it was like an old Korean Group that went in one of them died and was outside that that's crazy But a great place to die. Yeah, you would love to die. I have a photo of it somewhere in my I think a photo you big garlic fan Yeah, I'm a big garlic friend. Why do you want to know? Why would you ask that friend? I'm gonna give you my best spots, right? That's what you asked. Yeah, man What are they? What are I'm gonna tell you okay? So I like Choson? Parks I like this place called Gavin. Yeah, right So we went to in the alley or I mean in the parking lots in the back parking the back. Oh, that's a obviously gopchang Yeah, I just he was good, but that's a late night spot. Yeah, I'll just see what gopchang. It's more of a late night spot You know, I mean okay. Yeah, so those are I like super Jeep so Fuji. Yeah, so I have you gone I don't think so. Yeah Whoa today's episode is brought to you by Quo Q U O the smarter way to run your business Quo is the number one rated business phone system on G2 with over 3000 reviews built for how modern teams work. I'm telling you Quo works wherever you are right from an app on your phone or computer and let's you keep your existing number new numbers our teammates in minutes. 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Yeah, right? Yeah, there's bizarre meats was there. Yeah, right was But I booked I booked a hotel room because I knew that that was there you did not I did there. Yeah Oh my god, I checked in I went I went I was going straight to bizarre meats. I like it's not here anymore. It's not there yet. Why What hotel wasn't so he used to have bizarre meats at the Sahara and then Sahara is closed Right no, I was just there. He was just there, but it seemed close but no longer there. Yeah. Yeah I thought they closed that fucking thing. No, it's still there. Yeah, the rooms are like 16 bucks a night Mm-hmm, but that was the one of the best meals. It's incredible. I've ever had dude. I have to say this last time I went there. I went there Uh a few weeks ago like a month ago or so for f1. What was that now two months ago? I guess for f1 And I texted him that I was there. Clashé on the nation. I said I was saying that is and he was like oh I'm here come by One of my restaurants we went by and this guy by the way He's you know that he is just the most not just amazing chef an amazing person this guy does world central kitchen Yeah, yeah, they feed people fill a throp it you're almost there philanthropic. Yeah, and it was there he took us gave us Everything that this that that the restaurant makes like every dish and then goes let's go to my other restaurant. We're like We're like keeled over He's like go to let's go to my other restaurant. We go to the second restaurant with him He's just and we he feeds us Absolutely everything on that menu until the point where we're like I think we're all gonna throw up Yeah, yeah And then he's just the greatest guy. I cannot say enough good things about this guy. He's just like He's he's an incredible dude like as a as a restaurant tour as a chef and as a as a human being Jose Andres is top top of the fucking and as a philanthropist as a philanthropist. Yes, which you're almost there It'd be Rico ham. Yeah, yeah, you like that stuff. You guys love that stuff. Where are you from in there? I'm from Gallifia. You're in Gallif? I have a similar story to that my friend Frank can we do him McDonald's? Tell what what did they give you? He's a manager. I got a double-pounder cheese. Do you ever did you tell him then we went the armies? If the fries and if wow, I was like this is too much Frank. Yeah, Frank If fries aren't hot do you ever go back and go 100% 100% yeah, yeah, I need these hot. I need fresh fries. Yeah, I say that in in the window Can I get fresh fries if you don't mind? Yeah, I'll pay for it. They need to be yeah I want the fresh fries you can heat them up with your eggs the next morning and they're really good No in a pan in a pan. Okay, not in the microwave Everybody learns that the time you go home and you take out your fries and they suck You put them in the microwave and you're like these are fucking worse now. Yeah, and the pan's the way to go With your eggs. Just like a breakfast a little breakfast potatoes I took you to fucking bizarre meats you asked. I know and I just set out loud. It was the most amazing experience It was me you forgot who was there, but a bunch of people yeah The bill must have been a lot a lot of money. We just ordered well, Jose and today's took care of it Yeah, whatever actually no, no, you did really? Yeah, could I remember Tom paying for it? The restaurant and then made you no no when I went this time he took care of everything. Ah, oh back then also that that We can was probably one of the best weekends of my life maybe even yeah, because we did that big show Yeah, it was me you Shane bird um, yeah at the MGM grand and that was really fun a fun. That was powerful powerful. Yeah, yeah powerful show strong night. Yeah, so I need to thank you for that Yeah, and thank you for um tv show That was fun. Yeah, and thank you for um a lot of things and I appreciate it I love you, Bob. I love you too, man What's up? Does your restaurant stop? You know, I have to go to therapy to see where or where my hostility is. I'm going tomorrow. Yeah, yeah Are you I'm going tomorrow? Really? You have therapists here. Yeah. Oh wow. Yeah, guys got them all over the place You have what in the Austin or just you have two or yeah, just silly. Yeah, yeah, and this is where they are They're here and you with the have you been with this person this for a long time long time. Yeah, I've been with mine for six seven years now. Oh, I've been longer. Oh really? Yeah, yeah It's so funny because they don't they won't hang out with you outside of the thing That's not a thing that you I've asked you want to go get a bite to eat. No, we're not doing we don't do that I found myself. Do you ever ever have you ever asked your therapist to watch something you're that you've done? Yeah, they say no. No, no, he did and then I was like oh no I don't like the idea of knowing me at all I prefer them to not be familiar with me in any way shape or I go I talked about this thing in the I don't know if you should watch it and then I I guess I was like implying but I didn't directly Yeah, and then he came back he's like yeah, I watched it and he's I go where you he's like I'm so that's so good I was like oh shit, you're like my mom He did a good job buddy. Good job. I don't want them to know anything I want that to be kind of like a complete disconnect. Hmm. I want it to be like yeah, but he's checked out your shit No, you don't think so He's easy to find man really gives that list. No, no, but I think it's more like We two different cultural circles. You know, I mean he's a minority He's gay. He's gay so is he gay? I don't think I'm his flavor. Oh god of lifestyle You know, I mean he likes art high art. We all like high art. You look a higher right? I'm a hard guy Yeah, yeah Even a mama yeah, yeah, yeah, don't the mama. No, I think he probably has a more intellectual consumption of his I don't think he likes fart Sounds like you're his therapist. I am Yeah, oh you don't think your therapist like far humor. I don't think he likes what we do Mm-hmm. I think this would be something he's like this is some low-brows. Yeah, he'd go this is nice for you That's good. That's good for you. That's good for you do that. Yeah Yeah, yeah, I hate it when like I'm in a situation where like someone like someone recognized me and then like an old lady will go I'd like to check out what you know Oh nightman and I was like, do you do? Do you know? Do you can you please don't? Yeah, please don't you'll hate me like on a plane? Yeah, yeah, yeah, how do these people know you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then you go well, I think they know me from I do there's a podcast and yeah, what is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I'm always like you say it. I don't even say it say well my name is Jason Bateman It's called smart. Yeah, my name is Zach Shepherd. Yeah, and it's a great show. Yeah, and and we talked about that before none of those guys all Congratulations for Amy Poler for winning a golden globe unbelievable podcast Unbelievable, unbelievable, unbelievable It's not good congratulations. What would your speech have been if you want a podcast deal never not now and I'm in us No, no, no, but no, I know, but in the hypothetical fun world. I would you speak guys. What? I would nominate you what would your speech be? Okay, Bobby and the winner for the best podcaster of the year Bobby Lee Me oh, that's good. I would take my time. I would take my time Yeah, yeah, and then I would walk the opposite direction of the day funny. Yeah, it's funny Right, and I would go as far as I could He feels somebody turned me back around funny round. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah No, so they and then have to and then I'll just be confused. I'll go toward the stage And then I'll probably give the music star flame you're off. Yeah, be great if that took up Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that's what I would do. Yeah, I take up all my whole time just getting up there That's very funny. Yeah, yeah, that's really that's the funniest way to do it But if you had like the mic see that's what I'm saying. I'm trying to avoid it. So let go ahead I mean you're gonna talk about the situation in Iran. Obviously. Yeah, you have to know I'm gonna be good pin Check this out Rages are you gonna thank you anyway. Thanks for my thanks to the award. Yeah, yeah, thank your crew for like all the support No way. Yeah, I want to yeah, I want to thank I hey I well first of all I don't even know why was this even a category? Smart yeah, it's the golden gloves. I thought I was higher end shit here, but yeah Yeah, yeah, but nicky what's up I'll call her out. Yeah, and if she pretended If she pretends nice to meet you, Bobby. Yeah, if you pretend that you didn't know me that that man. Yeah, yeah, it would be war yeah And I'd be like I just don't even know this but anyway, um Yeah, well you would have to get the award because I wouldn't get it alone. It would be with you No, you'd be podcaster of the year for sure. You would get it. You and I know you'd get it No, they don't do that. They nominate shows. Would you want Andrew to speak? Yeah You do the speaking Thank you, Jews Yeah, and then you leave and that's a that's a win-win touch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, touch on all the bases there, man Be good and that we we are Carry both, you know, yeah, we've got a message. Yeah, but then there's the secondary interview now you're off the stage And now you're on like the backstage red carpet thing with the backdrop and they go Bobby How do you feel you just won the golden globe? I go um, I have to pinch myself every day because um I'm just living in gratitude. Oh, you do one of those those are good. Do you don't like those? I like them. Yeah, yeah Those go a lot. I'm afraid that I would probably edit myself because I don't want to say anything, you know I mean too crazy. Yeah, I'd have been like I'm just happy that we beat two bears Um, yeah, yeah, this is just a big win for us. Yeah, they weren't they weren't even nominated. They weren't no. Oh, okay You would do that in the moment. Oh, yeah Yeah, we did that moment. Yeah, they weren't just a little play. They weren't even you know, remember when they made fun of you on your own show When they came in to do a slap, we remember those guys. Yeah, remember wow This is what you would lead with. Yeah, yeah You'd have to yeah, you have a golden globe right now. You got to give you got to give our fans what they really want And it's not about the gloves. It's about our dogs our fans. Yeah, yeah, yeah, people that love us and that's why we love them Yeah, we make it we'll fuck up your names Oh, that's good. Benny Creek or you know, yeah, small good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Benny Creek is really good and uh Benny Creek And Larry Sagara Larry Sagara is very talented. Have you seen um that show I was what's called what show Darkness Not even a play on work dark sketch sketch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're really good. Yeah, really good stuff really good stuff Yeah, yeah, well, what's your speech? I I First of all, I can't even you got to do it now. I can't imagine being nominated me either. I would never consider that yeah Well, well, because you have to fill out I bet it because you have to fill out and you have to pay them you have to pay Yeah, yeah, you have to pay to be now and I'd be like I'm a paying that well those company they get paid by like Spotify and one tree and these podcasts companies they pay for the nomination. Yeah, how much is it? I don't know No idea. Yeah, yeah, but they're never gonna nominate us because it's their gonna nominate The people in their ecosystem. I would have said something like I would have said something like Honestly, and I mean this I would have been like Bobby Lee should have won this You know, you know, yeah, like when Ving Rames did that yeah for Jack lemon Yeah, it's like this is for you and I cry and yeah, I would just but it said I would have talked about you probably yeah It's amazing that Joe hasn't it wasn't nominated though. He actually I from what I saw I didn't ask him this I didn't talk to him I saw that he wasn't He with what it like with held himself from being even No, yeah, he doesn't want to go. He doesn't there's right that is the last place on earth. Yeah, he doesn't want to do that That's that's not interested. Yeah, yeah Well, I mean, why yeah, it's just not fitting for our kind of comedy podcast I think that's what it is. Yeah, they wouldn't put us over there. We should make our own award show Do we need one? For our people for what I mean here's a we need a gathering mm-hmm. Here's what I'm saying This is what's inkfest is for no, no, no, it's a different that's different We want a gathering of this all of our pat you know, we were dressed up Well, we're in a tuxedo mini red carpet Right and just to be a runner of our friends and you know for family Yeah, and to go pat his shit on the pat and go you did a good job on a two pairs that episode whatever Yeah, is that what you want not really that's a birthday party That was my birthday party. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I trust you you had a birthday party. Yeah, bowling party bowling party Yeah, it was amazing You were invited You know, you know, that's good What's good? That's good. That's good. That's good. Oh, no what you're doing Um, you know fucking live here. I would have flown here for that you would not I would have flown here And I can I say another thing I ran into you you're unassessed. I ran out into you right. I was with a girl right open Yes, yeah, yeah, yes, you know, I mean and it was like um interesting. What was interesting? What? What was interesting? It's just you and Kirk you know coming out of about you know, I mean an SUV beautiful one You know, I mean and you guys are just like kind of buzzed Yeah, it just you know full of life. Sure. You guys were giggling too. You guys giggled out of the fuck at you But we probably took something You know, there's some other people I think I'm you're in yeah, I'm like, you know, be panhandling out there You're with a girl. Oh, yeah, you're a beautiful girl. Yeah, you know, yeah, it was yeah with a beautiful girl And he was kind of like hey fucking, you know, be cool be cool be cool. I said that to her you said You do say that to her a lot. Yeah, yeah, you looked at us and you were like Oh, be cool. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because you just say outrageous things Who when I'm with a girl people say not you but like comic will say outrageous thing not me. I'm always good around your I'm really good. Don't I know you're the best. I yeah, no, you know Tom you're the best. I love it You know, and thanks for doing this dude. I really I mean, thanks for doing this. I don't know why whenever I see you I get a little hostile very yeah, but little but there's a lot You know, we had a native American say ounces before. Yeah, you know me in Canada. That's right. We've experienced that Mm-hmm. Have you experienced that with Tom? I have not you know our our our relationship doesn't really go to the depths of Native American say Yeah, but it will one we did shows together. We've done a television show together. Mm-hmm We've done Native American say ounces. We've done sponge baths. We've done all this shit. Oh, we've done a lot of stuff Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what else do you need? Yeah, not yeah, not much. So where's the negativity coming from? Um, it's big. I know what it is. What is it is? I love him so much. Oh He always gives it to me man. Yeah, I love him so much But then it's like there's a part of me that just can't give my love And so I attack yeah, what is that? Yeah, I don't know what it is. Do you bring that up in therapy? Yeah, anything I can bring it up like I'll just run into somebody and I will attack them. Huh? Yeah I mean, you must have seen this before He's never done this before but you've no but nobody no no no no no no with him You don't do with him. No. Why do you because you feel comfortable enough with it? No, I'm scared of him. Oh, you're scared of him Yeah, I mean, you know Yeah, I always get hit temperament. What is this thing is this a personality story? Oh, I just think he's self-sabotaging his relationship with you Ah He's terrifying, but I do but that could be part of it like do you fight with fight with bird at all? I wouldn't say we fight. No, we don't fight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah disagreements Sometimes you know, it's but not we don't have a we have a pretty good style communication. Yeah They don't even speak anymore. You know this right they're not talking That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys don't talk often. They don't talk at all and he cut out he cut him off No, we go through the assistants. What's he saying? No, but I think you guys have you have your podcasts together not anymore. He Bert slept with Christina Well, he did you know if that happened what would you do? Oh my god, no, but what would what would you do great? That wouldn't be your first reaction probably It would be like you'd be confusion first. Let's go through the feelings Right, you would be a confusion first. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, panic. Yeah, anger There'd be some humor to it. You would probably laugh. That's probably laughs. Yeah, like I can't fucking believe this shit Yeah, yeah, and then how how and when well fit and why yeah, how and who and who I would get I'd understand the how which would be he would be on his back Yeah, all right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, just math when when when where's the when We don't know Wednesday on Wednesday. Okay. Okay. Who all right who Bert yeah, where house house Oh, yeah, how back on his back when Wednesday. Yeah, and why and why and why what's why these They have this chemistry I was right right right. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, what was are you still with that chick that I saw you with I was with Kirk. Yeah, that's your chick somebody I'm seeing I mean it was a while ago, so it's somebody I'm seeing It's been a while. It's been a while. It's been a while. You'll see is that your girl? Babily you've got brown eyes now. What is that your girlfriend? 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Do you go to movies? Yeah, he goes to fucking movies. Yes, I can't see this man going come on Christina We're gonna go to the you know, I mean Lemley and watch the song. Why I love movies Okay, what's the last movie you saw in the theater? That's a good question. Yeah, yeah Um, it's been a minute. I I you know, I saw The the naked gun thing in theaters. Oh, that was yeah, that was fun. Mm-hmm. You see one battle I just saw it two days ago. I saw it in a home theater. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I thought it was fantastic by the way I love what a great movie. I thought it was fantastic. Fantastic. What was one battle after another fantastic? You didn't see it What yes, I did we spoke to we spoke about it and I can't I There it's all great Like I cannot stop thinking about Sean Penn and that thing He's fun. You know, I hate to do this back to the award bullshit But if he doesn't win anything for that I have lost hope in all sorts of fuck. Yeah, because he's incredible He's incredible. He's ripping theaters at the table. We have um That guy's the man. He's ripping theaters at the table at the table and you know, they're like Sean you cannot smoke here He's the fuck you the uh The thing is sometimes with like I realize this with greats Happens in comedy and happens in and acting happens in music You get so used to say you're like oh, yeah that guy like you know it And then you see something or you hear something whatever again and you're like oh, yeah, that's why we talk about yeah This guy's fucking incredible. Yeah, he's incredible. He's since he was a kid. Yeah, which is even more impressive It's not like there was like oh he popped off when he was 45. He's been even as Spacoli yes, when you saw that as a kid you're like that's something different. Yes Merve you you mean you mean it's not a he's not doing a sketch He really embodies spacoli in that in that role. Yeah If you watch like Mystic River. Is that the movie. Yes. Oh my god. Dude. No. Everything. Incredible if you if that guy signs up for your movie it's something special. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. His. His. His. Uh. Wait. Do you go to the movies. Oh, yeah. Oh. Yeah. This guy's a big. I'm a big movie guy. I'm a centafile. What have you seen? Yeah? I walked out of that The Korean movie. Yeah, what's a one chance? Oh, no other I couldn't I couldn't get behind this character Well, yeah, what's one that another one that you saw that you liked? I you know, I saw Predator Badlands you liked it. I thought was great. Really that was really good. You liked it Yeah, but no other choice you left But 80% of the movie I was just like I can't this character is so annoying. I couldn't do it And he gives away his dog that bothered you. Yeah, that bothered me Yeah, yeah, we shouldn't spoil it, but we just yeah, we have it really on Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, you'll see you never walked out of movie Tom. I've walked out of multiple movies Yeah, give me a movie that you walked out of how's the Gucci? Oh Shit, it's an absolute piece of shit. Really? It's fucking you would do the theater watch it in the theater Yeah, yeah, and you're by yourself. I couldn't believe they paid people To be involved the performance that this fuck gives in this movie Who's that this fucking fuck on the right here? The uh, yeah, oh my god, where you're like could you not hire a dialect coach? Yeah Yeah, like I love it. It ties Yeah, so bad. Yeah, so bad. Who is that and then there's it's that's lady Gaga's lady And then like it's I think it's Ridley Scott directed Yeah, and you realize this thing happens with directors and that if you have a certain level that you achieve and No one can say shit to you that you just make these like the scenes over you're like what was that scene all about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like feel it's a I could not feel like a bigger waste of film. Well, you should be more collaborative Or at least like I would listen to an actor like what do you think you know, I mean that thought this was Those guys don't want to be told shit terribly. Yeah, I done so much. Yeah, like I saw another another fucking show from Ryan Murphy I get previewed called beauty or something and it's about like beautiful people and once again He has managed to like sexualize Everything under the sun. I know it's like this motherfucker when I was what I was like he horny's up like everything I was because I love his um American horror story. Yeah, or like Mont like yeah. Oh, yeah So there's like like the famous serial killers and like you know the the Versace one fantastic. Yeah, I think he did Need to do Domer too. Wasn't that his? It's really good the one he did about the Menendez brothers. 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I told you there was a power gay outing Every Friday at the iHop it looks power outage for the gays No, he looks so mad in these yeah, yeah, not enough cock in front of him. Yeah So every Friday night we go to the iHop I would go to the iHop in West Hollywood every Friday night It would be Brian singer Spacey all the power gays. Yeah, and they're just like power gays combined Our forces two in the morning. We will suck. Yeah, and always wanted to like just listen in You know, I mean you think they were on you. What you think they would hit on you in that way We need one of you. We haven't had one of you. Yeah, dude. I would rip it in I would rip it. Yeah You know, I mean how's your dick feel? I don't feel anything yet. Do you know? Yeah, yeah, it takes 30 No, I think you need to see something Listen it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so maybe then we'll see something that doesn't do it. No, yeah, that does not do it Yeah, that's it's yeah, yeah, yeah, so that that show beauty is not gonna be good. You say no, I'm not saying that I'm just and the guy is very talented the point I'm making is everything he does It's like actually, actually fuck fuck come. It's like everything. It's like a teenage boy. Yeah, yeah Like everything about it's like and that tits or dick come and come Everything has to be that like even the trailer you were like, geez, that's fine. Yeah, that's what all it is It's like hyper sexualized. Yes, that's what he's known for. It's hyper sexualized. It's like you got a tone of down Yeah, look at it. Yeah, when you're like this is the man endos brother Yeah, now it was a gay porn, but he's a talented guy. He is talented. Yeah, it's very That doesn't take it away. Let's give him that I said he was very well There's a both things can be true. Yeah, at one time is dreaming of car two twenty four seven. He's very talented. Yeah, yeah You're getting that kind of body, huh? Me yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, your body is getting pretty good. Yeah, he showed me before. Yeah, he goes don't tell Bobby I'm showing you but he showed me I mean from what you look like 15 years ago That's a different statement So it's much better than 15 years ago. It's still a pile of shit No, but that's it only in your eyes. I've noticed that about me when people go you look great and I see myself in the mirror A nice cock shot. That's a really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then I think I strokes it too. You think it about killing mom and dad Really what's the net what's the conversation? You're like I remember the man endos brothers straight in the guys like I Can you imagine if your brother walked in you'd like to get the fuck out it wouldn't be like this like, oh man We ran out of soap. I think it's a different guy Is this a different show no it's his brother. Oh, it's just a different guy. Yeah I got black yeah, yeah see the shadows the reverse shot that you realized too that you're like the that Rhymer's like you're gonna be Lyle Menendez and you're like fucking sweet. Amazing. He's like all right So you know you set it up you kill your brother you kill your parents you go to the gym you're jerking off Ha ha ha ha after I kill my parents. Yeah, right after it pretty happy about really hot and heated. Yeah, no, that's all the everyone He goes how do you feel about gonna play they're out coffee? How do you feel about playing Lyle kids like I'm so excited He's like that's great. Can I see your cock? It's for the show. Oh, it's for the show. It's for the show We need to make sure that your cock is just like Liles. I don't remember that in the any of the material Oh, it was all it was in every trial they talk about his cock and all the I guess I haven't read the track. Yeah, we did a lot of research. Okay, so I'm gonna have to see your cock Right now here. Yeah, right here at Denny's yeah at the i hop on Santa Monica Okay, I never saw that No, we need it. No, that meant that thing. I didn't see it. Yeah, you saw it. Yeah, yeah, yeah Long story short We love all this stuff. Yeah, it makes great stuff man. He does Well, you would you do cock out in a movie? 100% oh yeah, why not papa blutes you yeah fluff it up. I who doesn't fluff if they're gonna be on camera cock? Oh brother. Yeah, well mine would be green for the green screen Right. Yeah, yeah, do it in post Do it in post. Yeah, yeah, that's what me You better do this one post you do cock out you did but you did but for your show. I did but yeah, yeah I would do cock if with a fluff like you know amendment. Oh, yeah Well, you got to get final cut give me time before every take to fluff. Yeah, can it be the fluff? You could be the fluff Yeah, I'll be the fluff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just show up at your gay nightclub name is fluff. Yeah, yeah Asian fluff is here. Well, would you need me to do though? If I was your fluff We're like what? What's this? Oh, okay, okay, I'll take a little take a little take a walk Okay, okay, and a little smack maybe yeah, yeah, yeah, get the blood going But maybe the blue shoes enough. Yeah, maybe I think it's gotta be yeah or show me photos actually my mind is actually kind of You know That Ryan Murphy photo Menendez scene really kicked it up in a full gear leave that photo up for him Yeah, just put a just put a shirtless boy in front of an American flag That's like I can't tell you something. Yeah, yeah, I got nothing right either do I got nothing either That's the pipes are old. Let it get down there. Yeah, can I can I want to ask you guys some advice about My shooting my first special all right right before you go on are you nervous? Yeah, I think there should You should have Mm-hmm healthy to have some nerves because it's meaningful to you It's meaningful to you so you should have some nerves, but you also know That you've done this a fucking 10,000 times right you're gonna kill it more more Yeah, okay So okay, so that and then um Have you ever messed up on a bit like oh my god? Yeah, and then what do you do you're gonna tape another one right? I'm doing four There you go, okay, you don't think about that. Yeah, yeah, and don't forget and then rhythm Here's the other thing don't forget this You can piece together different shows dude. Yeah, four shots. You can cut it up four shots is a lot. It's a lot Yeah, yeah, you can cut it up one of the shows. I'm gonna go wild Do you know which one the last one? I was gonna say don't do it for the first one. Yeah, the last one I'm gonna go I'm gonna go crazy. Can I tell you something else? There's nothing want nothing I said won because I was talking Nothing wrong with looking like you're like you're actually trying you know, I mean like Some people are like married to the idea of like making sure they're cool or whatever. Oh, no, not me I'm gonna be sweating Trying is not a bad thing. No, I'm gonna try. Yeah. Have you ever seen this guy? He tries. Yeah, I've never seen you not try. Yeah, you've never mailed it in. Yeah, I'm not gonna mail it in well So it's never it's not your style anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't mail it in you always give you give a performance Whether it's five people or five thousand people. I'll tell you this if you feel great after the first one cancel the final three Are you being real? No, no No, it's money it is. Yeah, don't do that. Yeah, yeah, you my set design. I got all did you do a set design on yours? You're like a couch I don't sticks and no, no, no, no, no, I mean Like some people just use it like a like a like I mean like a drape or whatever. Yeah, a curtain. What do you have? A forest Little zen garden like a zen garden. Yeah, nice. Yeah, he's gonna rake in the middle of it He does a little rake. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's tight I got one fly in chopsticks. It's gonna be great. That's funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Are you doing the the headband? No, I'm not because that's racial. What are you talking about? So you you have a Netflix special you want to put out yes, dude. I'd love to show it's called teacher It's out now on Netflix. Please check it out. It was super fucking fun to do a shot in Milwaukee and yeah It's number six and thrilled with it. Amazing. It's awesome awesome and also the second season second season of back thoughts Bad thoughts are gonna be coming out when summer it may Oh my god in May fast the movie the movie is done It's um, I don't know if it comes out. Kirk Foxk Frankie Cunonus is it. I know that Frankie Cunonus is in it Luke Wilson Tim bolts Arturo Castro Genesis Rodriguez myself and Raul Trujillo fucking incredible amazing Please go watch teacher on Netflix Please and also It'll t-grade coming out and bad thoughts season two in May the kid is an Netflix machine, but dumb if you will We say thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you for being a bad friend you