Thank You The Privilege

So Rob, my cat, he was supposed to be in the video today. He was supposed to be in the studio. I heard it. Um, couldn't make it, tried to get him in the car. We had to turn right back around. He was making noise. He, yeah, he screaming body mother. He's a diva. I appreciate the feedback. Um, but. Was it real screams? Yeah. Cats can go. It was not any sort of meow or it's a scream. It's a guttural scream. He doesn't like the car. Hates. Look, I mean, I think he, he thinks he's going to the vet. He's never been in a car for a good reason. You know, yeah, he's either going to the hospital for multiple blood transfusions or going to the vet or escaping a fire. No, he wasn't around for that. That was just John. So he has no idea. But if everyone had the current pets, sorry, I'm going to have a little bit of a hard time like getting the words out today, I think, but know that they're inside of me. Let him out. Um, if everybody who evacuated for the fires with me had the current pets that they have, we've, we would have had about like 16 cats and two dogs in one house. And that would have been scary, but all this is, uh, to be said, I'm trying to basically, yeah, what I'm trying to say is that I, um, I ended things with, with my situation chip. What? Yup. Ended things on and off for a long time, but I'm ready to settle down and really commit to that one partner who is the whole package. I'm glad because you've been really all over the place recently. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's nice to see you settling down. I'm finally committing. This partner really gives me everything that I need and want in a relationship and then a little bit more and then double it and kind of up and through. Yeah. Yeah. That's great. So I'm talking about PetSmart. She's talking about PetSmart y'all. It's nice that you found your partner here, but there's no way they have flexible auto ship and same day delivery. I'm talking flexible auto ship. I'm talking same day delivery. I'm talking I can go into the store. What more could you want from a partner? I'm talking about the whole package. You're not talking about this. And you're not talking about this. I'm talking about this. Okay, got it. All right. Very clear. So break up with the other guy. PetSmart's waiting. It's time to visit PetSmart.com and set up auto ship today. Your pet deserves a full package and so do you. I want to flag again that I'm doing a really fun thing this week that requires a lot of talking. And so right now during the podcast and maybe for the future I might be broken. I just want to let everyone know the words are struggling to come out in the way that I would have would love them to. And I feel a little bit embarrassed and I just want to. This claim got there eventually. And that's it. And that's it. It might be I might be a little bit different than you're used to today and maybe I won't be, but I already have been. So it's been pretty difficult. We'll get you there. Don't you worry about it. Yeah. Yeah. Hi and welcome back to broken Connor. Make a podcast. Oh, sorry. Hi. It's important. Welcome back to broken Connor. Make a podcast. It's important to disclaim at the top. I love just to set expectations. I love that. I love setting expectations and disclaiming. So. Hi. Yeah, you could say that period. Do you have anything you want to. Your haircut. Say to me. No, but thank you. I didn't say anything. What do you think about it? I like it. Thanks, but no. You're slippers. No, your wicker slippers. No, not my wickers. Your holes in your knees of your pants. No, God, thank you so much. You're you're nailing it across the board. And I appreciate all those things that you're noticing. Is it physical? It's my half. Your half. Yeah, it's my half. Happy fricking half. Oh, I'm mortified that I didn't have that written in my Hobonichi. This is something that you can put in for next year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So just so everyone knows March 11th, that's going to be my half. Oh, what did you do for my half? Oh my God. Well, you do like your space. So I did give you your space on your half. Appreciate you. Yeah. Yeah. My full is coming up, which I know it is. I saw it in your hobo. I have a, I've been so aware of my own mortality. Yeah, we don't need it. Me too. And in a very scary way. And I think it's the impending, you know, you know, everything is impending and shit like that. But, you know, it doesn't help. There's a new app. Have you seen Death Clock? Death Clock hasn't come across my desk. What could it be? It's some, I've been getting ads for it because my phone is also in my brain. Some sort of like AI death estimator based off of things about you. It can be based on lifestyle and other family history, I would assume and other shit. It makes an educated guess about when the day you will die. Super awesome. And how? Yeah. Oh, I love that. Wait, that's cool. Oh, why do I agree? Um, that's really cool. Yeah. Okay. Getting now running. Okay. Uh, downloading now on auto ship. Um, Ron, don't walk and down the death clock. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, it's just like a feel good type of thing. The thing is why not one, let your hair down and find out when you'll perish to that. It also doesn't calculate if you were to get in to get by hit by a car. I was going to say if I could tell you if I, you had to choose between me telling you how you're going to die or when you're going to die, which would you rather know? How or when? Hmm. It's hard because if you were to tell me you're going to drown, what am I not supposed to go swimming? My, one of my few very, very simple pleasures in this life, swimming, vanilla ice cream. I will say all of the books I've read where the plot line is like somebody knowing when and how they're going to die and avoiding the very thing that is going to kill them in avoiding it. That's how they meet what kills them. And you know what? So you're going to, you're going to die regardless. You still, and you, like you stay home and a tree crashes through the window, you know? Yeah. That's final destination. Yeah. Yeah. I gotta live my life. You have to. You literally have to. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know that an app could be like, Hey, this is how it's going to happen. It could say, I guess I could say when, but. That's the same as anything else. Um, what if it was like 140 years from now? I'll be like, hang on. I wonder if our lifespan, if the human lifespan will increase by the time we get there. And by there, I mean like a hundred. It'd be a damn shame if like these are awesome bodies now, these tight little things. And then like when we get real saggy, they're going to be like, Oh, by the way, we can extend your life and be like, and I have my balls are touching my knees, like for what? I gotta throw them over my shoulders. Right. To go to the store. Yeah. I don't know if I want to extend this. Right. I get that. Yeah. I feel like a hundred years is pretty solid. It's fine. Given what 90 solid given what we know. Sure. Sure. Anyway. Yeah. We can, I mean, we can wrap that up. I do want to say a couple of things really, really quick on that. Um, no, I don't at all. Actually, I have so much random lore for today. Oh, I do too. I mean, the first note in my hope and age is Jade walnuts. Walk me through Jade. Um, I'm on Jade walnut talk. Basically, if you take two walnuts and just rub them together kind of like this in your hand and like, I mean, I think it, my understanding is that it could take years, but you just keep rubbing and rubbing. And then eventually they turn into Jade walnuts. Perfect. Which are like, you actually wouldn't believe the transformation of regular walnut to Jade walnut. It's like very mat, a regular walnut. You know, yeah, there's no shine to it. These are like jewels, the Jade walnut listening. Can I see a Jade walnut? Yeah. Uh, you just keep rubbing them, rubbing them together. Really awesome. For years. I mean, I'm sitting in my bed at night just watching people rub walnuts together. Bro, you should make this happen for yourself. Okay. So polishing my fancy walnuts. And those are already, she's been polishing those. You can tell she's been at it. Yeah. She'd been at it. What are you already starting to have that particular type of shine to them? Well, this is something that I can wrap my head around only because I was really in the fidget spinner and those little dot things that you pushed through and out. Yeah. So like this could be something maybe that could land on my desk. No, I'm really excited. I've been actively like looking for walnuts. Are there walnuts in LA? I think that you could probably go to the Grove and go to that little farmers market area. I want to find one like in a natural way. Like I want to like meet someone in the wild, you know, meet a walnut. Yeah. It's like I don't like buying a walnut from the farmers market is the equivalent of like date using a dating app. You know, I want to meet a walnut naturally in the wild. I don't know what trees produce walnuts and are they Conner, I was wondering, you know, it's not an oak tree. That's a oak is acorn. Oak is acorn. Pine is pine cone. Could it be Elm? I don't think Elms are like something we come across day to day. Oh, the jowglens. Yes, from the family Jogelin Dache. Ah, yes, Jowlin Dache. They. Oh, it's the walnut tree. Yeah. Yeah. We don't have one that trees we do. You have to break those things apart. No, no, no, they land. Oh, yeah, they are. It's a fruit. What? Huh? Hang on. OK, so this feels like too much for today. I don't think that we need to be just with that. I mean, it feels like so much happening in the world. And it feels like a fruit feels like too much. Leave us alone about California Central Valley. Where is that? Like, is that like in the valley? Oh, it's. Where is California Central Valley? I think that maybe we could start there. Yeah, it's right in the middle and it is pretty much. I would call that the Central Valley, the San Joaquin Valley. Good to know. Are we in it? No, God, no, Sacramento. We could find at our Sacramento show. Oh, which is coming up. Yeah, if you are coming to the Sacramento, hey, all you people. Oh, yeah. If anyone is coming to the Sacramento show and finds a walnut in the wild, if you end up having four walnuts burning a hole in your pocket, we are on the market in the market as well, in and around the market. Yeah, for two walnuts. Yes, we're stepping into our jade era. Yes, via walnut. And we will take them off your hands. Thanks. What a fun thing. Yeah, that's who is it hurting for us to make some jade walnuts? Can I be honest? Yeah. Here's something. What does NATO stand for? I'm bringing it back across your desk. No, no, I am because I know now. Do not do this. Brooke, what does NATO stand for? That's really Brooke. Hit me like that base. Tell me what NATO stands for. National. No, come on. North American. No. What one of those? American American. North. Yes. North Alliance. No. North Association. North. You're colder. Ah, no. They say Alliance. North. As North. Do I know the word? You do know the word and it's very easy. More like on the in the vein of America or Alliance. So say Association. It's like not. Neither. And it's neither. I really want you to get there. I know words are maybe this is a good exercise to find the words today. I think it is. North. I know people are screaming at their thing today. They're like, ah, yeah. Let me skip A. OK. Treaty. Yep. Organization. Yep. North Blank Treaty Organization. OK. North Associates. No. North. Think about. The word I would use in every day. You we have used it. We've used it quite a bit. We've had a conversation about it. North. Really just like not. It's not it's not manmade. You know, like this it's not like a artificial. No. OK. No. Now we're getting cold. Sorry. You were right in that sense, but. Come on. North. Come on now. Application. No. North. I want you to go again away from man. North. Out. Altadena. North Altitude. North. OK. That's you're getting that's closer. North is. Us. No. Al. North. Out. Regents. No. North. No. North. Al. You're getting you're getting warmer. North. Al. I. Ally. No. No. No. No. That's a manmade situation. Al. I'm getting confused when you're bringing it. North. Act. At. At. North. Attention. No. North. At. Come on. Think about what it is. Yeah. It's like a union. An organization. It's a union. It's a union. But we've already covered that piece. We know that. So we don't need to do a alliance organization. At. You said at. At. At. At. North at. There's no way. North. Not attack. North attachment. North. Academy. Nope. North. That manmade. At. At. North. North at. I'm going to try this. North at. North. North at. You like that? Yeah, I like that one. I like that. North at. North at. North at. I mean, this is like torture. Oh, you're so close. It's really, it's really, you're going to get blue balls when you find out what it is. I have them. North at. I almost think I might not give me a little bit more. At. Atlantic. Yeah. North. No, it's Atlanta. No, it's not. It's North Atlanta. Treaty Organization. Atlanta? No, it's not. Atlantic. North Atlantic Treaty Organization. It's Georgia specific. Honestly, Connor, that I, like obviously I should have gotten that, but Atlantic like really wouldn't. No, and that's what gives people a lot of trouble. And I don't want to hear it. OK, because it's hard. And you said keep, keep, you. You spit it out for me now. You with the manmade, that was confusing. Atlantic. Well, I mean, it's not, it's, I'm not doing an alliance. It's not between two, two folks. It's, it's, it's an ocean, right? All right. What about it? I just wanted to see if you remembered it because they was such a huge, heavy topic for us at one time. Well, what matters is that I know what it is. How many countries are in it? Don't. That's not like I would not. No one is expected to know that off the top of their head. I know. Forties, I would say. Yeah, 42. 32. 32. Yeah. Yeah. But it's confusing the ones that are like Albania isn't it? And it's like, okay. I got that. Yeah. Yeah. France is in it. Yeah. And then you wonder how the Atlantic is involved at all. Like, they're all touching. There are some things that we just like can't get in new today. And get off me, get off me. Walnuts being a fruit. Walnuts were way more in a real house than Albania. And the nitty gritty of the Atlantic. Listen, it's big. Yes. Yes. Hey, guys, we want to take a quick break to thank a sponsor of today's episode, Built. It's 2026. And if you're still paying rent without Built, it's time for a change. 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Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at rocketmoney.com.bnc. That's rocketmoney.com.bnc. Rocketmoney.com.bnc. Daylight savings. We are still doing that bullshit. We're going to stop soon. Do you know what's like, thank you, the clock. I want to get that once this episode. Try it. I haven't. It's funny because I was thinking about it. And then I saw someone say it. And I was almost there with my thought. But someone finished it for me. And I was like, thank you. But someone was like, they're letting us have, they're letting us, it's so nice that they're letting us see the sun for an extra hour now. And it's like, they are. They are the ones that change it. It's kind of like how brands pay YouTube to have ads. And then we pay YouTube to take the ads away. Yeah. Yeah. Hey. Wait, what is it? Thank you, Blank? Yeah, it has to come naturally. I know. Sorry. I'm getting, but it's thank you. I already forgot. Yeah, thank you. Thank you, Blank. Yeah. Well, thank you, the. Thank you, the. That's what I was thinking. Yeah. But it's also like something like an overarching. Thank you, the clock. Yes. OK. Thank you, the. OK. Thank you, the sun. Well, this is the sun. You have to like, when you know you know. I know, I know, I know. Dude. It will come. Finally, like, I'm hand, I'm giving you one of these things. I know, I know, I know. One of these like little tongue twisters or things. Yeah. I like, I do love this daylight savings though. Like, I love getting that extra hour of sun and when it gets darker later. But I'm so jet lagged. But in the reverse way. Well, you lost an hour. I can't go to sleep. Yeah. Why am I staying up till like one? Whereas I used to go to bed at nine. How does the four what nine to ten? Because you're watching people play with. What's the four hour? What is that? That doesn't make sense to you. It ain't right. No. OK. Yeah. But I think that I'm obviously so tired. Walnut tuck is walnut tuck is walnut tuck. You got to stop talking. Thank you. The walnut. Almost. No. You know, you could be like, thank you, the creator. Like for like creating. Providing the walnut. God. Oh, I thought you meant God. Wait, what did you mean? Oh, look, the content creator. God, when you think about it. God is the first content creator. No. God is just a fancy word for content creator. Yeah. Talk about creation. Talk about Big Bang. Thank you, the creation. Colder. Think it less. Oh, it's really hard. OK. I'll get there. Yeah, you will. OK. Speaking of content. Yeah. I had a show on Sunday. Oh, yeah. In Brooklyn. Thank you if you came. And I have been taking a page out of your book, another common book, W, today. So I'm crying a little bit. No worries. And thank you, the tear ducts. OK. It's just like, sure. You know, it's like, I don't know. I think it's best if I just stop trying. Well, it's yeah, yeah. Like, it was like not engaging. Like, daylight savings. And then the clock, technically, sure. But it was like, I feel like if I don't walk you through, you'll get there by yourself. Sorry, I'm not going to do it. It was like too directly. Yeah. You need like one degree removed. I totally get that. That's where I'm at. The issue for me, yeah. It's a sticking point. OK. Sorry, Brooklyn show. Yeah. So I, you know, like when I write jokes, I put them in my notes, my app, because I'll get those things. And then when I write the actual joke and I flesh it out, I put it in a journal. And I told you that, like, all of my journals, I've stacked in stacks of these. That's like where I flesh out the jokes. And I go through and it's kind of like an audit of the jokes. But some of them are when I've started journaling and I'm writing down like day to day. And I wrote a bunch of new material for this show. I wrote like 25 minutes of new material. Oh, wow. Yeah, it was great. And then. How many pages does something like that take up? Like six. Wow. Yeah. And I don't, I'm usually off book for these shows. But this one, I was like, I'm going to give myself some grace. These are brand new jokes, a lot of material. I'm going to bring the journal out. A lot of comics I've seen have their. Yeah. Pages. The concept of the show also that we're doing is a work it out. Exactly. So it's like new stuff and we flesh it out. And we talk to people and like the jokes change. Because we haven't done them before. So I go out and I go out on the stage and I pop open my notebook. Guess which journal I brought? The wrong one. The one that has like my journal entries. Like Dear Diary? Yeah. Yeah. That's almost like Worst Nightmare vibes. Like imagine just sitting like reading from it in front of a crowd. When I tell you I'm sitting there, I get to a point where I'm like, all right, I'm going to do some new jokes tonight, whatever I open it. And it says. Today was another hard one. I actually genuinely have a solution to all your problems. What is it? Louise Carmen. Who is it? No. Don't. No, I don't even know what you're going to. I was going to thank Louise. But it's this really bougie journal place in Paris that all of the journal. I was just there. Ah, but I like I would have to go and with it, it's like a leather organizer. Yeah. And within it is multiple notebooks. 160 Euro. Yeah. It's like one of those just like experiences. Well, within it, like it's a it's an entire ecosystem in one. So like you have multiple notebooks in one and you can keep your passport in there too and stuff. People are obsessed, really obsessed. And I need to I need a pretty significant. Oh, that's pretty. See, just a leather wrap. It's pretty much a leather wrap, but like. And it just goes around highly coveted. Oh, I mean, it's very Julia Mervis just got one. She was in Paris. I was going to say it's very chic. It's Julie. Yeah. Yeah. I really need one. Like that wouldn't be my ideal brand trip. A leather wrap is to go instead of like Tarte and like Saint Barthes. It's Louise Carmen and some twine. That's cool. Thanks. Well, I didn't do that. I think my issue is that I need them to be color coded. I can't have a bunch of black mullskins stacked up in my apartment. You can totally color code them within the Louise. Oh, I should do that. Put Louise notebooks inside of the Louise Carmen. I need to show you. Anyways, people people were very nice. Someone I've never gotten more than you. I'm still like, I can't tell if you were doing a bit. There's so many awkward moments, but you saved them all. And I was like, you know how you go out to things like this. And you're like, at least no one will know if you you're the only one that will know if you're if you're messing up, right? People caught on. Yeah. But like, that's what those types of shows are for. Yes. And I actually think like you haven't really done these. No. Like you almost missed the step. Like you went right to like grand tour. Yeah. Well, like I think this is really cool. I was doing those shows that I was hosting and there were nights. Remember how it would come in here and like I bombed. Right. And like I think it's because you missed that like key workshop era. Yeah. I'm getting very comfortable. You were thrown right to the sharks. I'm getting very comfortable going out and being like, well, what sucks is I go out and do shows. Like I talked about the there was a day yesterday in New York where or not yesterday, Sunday in New York, where I was walking around in Soho. And I'm not kidding. I saw 50 dudes that have now found their new personality in love. Sorry. JFK Jr. You know, I had stopped watching. Did you? The same way I have never finished Titanic. I'm too, you know, I'm too in pain and knowing they're about going to die. Like I can't, I can't continue to me. The show ends when they meet or when they start dating. I'm thinking about maybe going to the wedding, but like, I think that will just hurt more. Yeah. I mean, yeah, if that's going to hurt you like that. Yeah. I, I want to say that yesterday I watched Titanic on the plane flying here. Yeah. And I was getting a lot of flack. People are like, this is not a plane movie. I'm like, when you've seen it as many times. Okay, I got a spiel. When you see it as many times as I have, I would call myself Titanic, the movie. Aficionado. Like I definitely am very well versed in this movie. I know, obviously, I know what's going to happen historically. I know it's a story. I have this was a cathartic experience for me, even my 80th time watching this movie on this plane. That is crazy. Like I can't put my, I can't, I go into fight or flight when Titanic is on. I had a sweater on that didn't have a hood, which I need to not stop flying with out like a hood apparatus. I need to always have a hood apparatus. So I had to put my hoodie, take my hoodie up, put it over my face. So I was sobbing again and I kept coughing on the woman next to me. It was this older Diane Keaton looking woman recipes. And every time I cough, she'd go, I'm like, okay, easy. I'm not like hot. I wasn't like, I was like, and she go. And by the way, we're in like pretty severe turbulence. I'm coughing and that's when she jumps. You were coughing from the turbulence. No, I was coughing as I was crying. Oh, I understand. Um, I have one thing that I got fired up yesterday about it. When people come on and they're like, my hot take is that Rose and Jack could have fit on that floating door. I'm sorry. No, they couldn't have. Are you even watching the movie? Have you ever floated on anything? You should open your shows with that. What do you know about buoyancy? Seriously, have you ever tried to get on a kayak alone? The kayak doesn't want you in it. You know, it'll flip. It's hard to get back in a kayak. Sorry. Could you imagine getting on a floating door? That door doesn't want to be in the water. It's not supposed to float. I think the issue for me is that like, let's both get on it. And like, if we drown, we drown. Together loved her so much that he and he's from Wisconsin. So he's like, oh, I'm, I think he was thinking I can handle this. I can, I can handle this. But also he was willing to die for her. He was a romantic. Yes, of course, the surface area on the thing, it can, they could fit on it. It's not buoyant enough for two people. It frustrates me so much. I, I think he should have gotten on it. I, if I were her after everything that they've been through, I don't really need to go on living if he's not on the door, on the door with me. What? I don't think I could do it. Well, what I appreciate about her is that like he didn't exist to anybody. He was an orphan. Yes. He was no mad. He didn't, there was no record of him anywhere. She didn't even have a photograph. She took his last name and now is bearing children and carried on the Dawson, the Dawson legacy. Yeah. Now, one thing I did notice is that plenty of people are dying way earlier than him. There's several other floating objects, you know, like I'm seeing myself craft a bit of a floating apparatus. Like while we're on the boat. So look at all these supplies. So you genuinely fully believe like without a doubt you would have survived the Titanic. No, I think that if I was in fighter flight mode, I would die just because I like I would die. And he just passed away, closed his eyes and just died. And you know, like everyone else's eyes, they're like, he's like a baby. Like, like, I've never, I've never seen it. I've never seen the death. Oh, he falls. I mean, he just falls asleep on the door. No, I mean, he's shivering with her and then she wakes up and trying to wake him up. It's and I'm not the what's worse than him dying is a speech that he gives her where it's like, you need to go out and live and you need to have a bunch of babies and you need to grow old with them and you need to watch them grow. And and and then I feel sick. The one thing I noticed in this one, and I'll stop talking about this, but you know, I, you know, I heart symbolism. I know. This is the this is the first time I've watched and I'm like, he shows her his drawings and he talks and she's, you know, there's a lot of naked women and she's like, certainly you had a love affair with these women and he's like, no, not at all. I love this one. This one legged prostitutes hands. I love a fair maybe with her hands and there's several drawings, hands, hands, hands. And then there was a big draw like there was a big, a lot of close ups when they're like hooking up for the first time, their hands, hands touching, hands grasping. And then at the end, the last thing is never like, oh, and it's their hands. And so I think that there is some sort of symbolism with the hands that couldn't figure it. I think that it might just be like, look at you. Look at you. Ragec. Look at you. But I don't want to hear no one ever come to me with they both could have fit. Get out of my, seriously get out of my face. You're right. They both could have fit. It's an issue of buoyancy. Yeah. If, yeah, if it was sitting on sand, we could both fit in that chair. Right. Would it float? No. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Was it crispy? Anyways, but what was it crispy? Right. About JFK, the thing that I was seeing that's so fascinating is I'm seeing all these young men who have no sense of self and they finally found themselves. And these are the most standard JP looking young men that you've ever seen. They work in finance. There's they do like uniformity. Just like any, you know, they've, you joined in fraternity and like, now these are my brothers and then you join, there's a ladder that you, it's finance, you do this, you do this, private equity. Now they're like, oh my God, they're seeing someone who's essentially like a royalty on TV and they go, that's me. Yeah. I'm him. Hat backwards. Yeah. But I'm sure it may be a vest. Yeah. And then they're Venmo requesting someone six dollars for the Uber last night. How do you feel about people taking pictures with their apartment? I've been seeing a lot of discourse about that. I don't know. It's probably a historical apartment, right? I don't know. I, there's an apartment in West Village that every time I walk by it, people are outside taking pictures and I saw the man come out one day and he's like, people live here, by the way. Right. There's not like a picture place. I do think that if it's that big of an issue, like maybe the city makes it a historical landmark and it's like, and well, this is hard to say, but it's like a, maybe like a little bit of a museum. If it's that important to like the American people. I don't think it's just like where two people lived. Like it's very much not like it's like Kennedy. I was going to say in Frank Cowes. Yeah. It's very much not that. I know. No, I agree. People are weird. I don't know. But you want to hear a funny story? Yeah, I do. So there's one time when I, I don't think I lived in New York yet or I had just moved there and I had had a can and I had an empty stomach can. So I was a little bit. Hi. And I was walking over to a buddy's place and I hadn't understood yet the buzz. I'm, I'm buzzing you up. I'm buzzing you up and I said, no, you're not. I'm out here. I'm on the street. I had walked to on the map, friends apartment. Oh, it took me a second. Just the friends, the apartment from friends. 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Have you listened to Harry's album at all? Yeah. Okay. Last week we posted the clip of me saying I'd really like to boogie and everyone's like, I have an album for you as if I didn't listen to it. I really enjoy it. I said when that first song came out, what is it called? Aperture. No. Okay. It was, there was a song that I liked. Okay. It was, there was only one song that came out. Oh, well, then it was that one. And that's the one I'm understanding from everybody is a flop. I actually, I've, that's really, I think one of my least favorites is Aperture. Hang on. Am I saying Aperture, right? Aperture. Yeah. See, like, if you don't like this, I like Rufus DeSol. And that's what the vibe it's giving to me. Talking about Rufus DeSol. I'm talking about DeSol, comma, Rufus. And I really like those young men. And I am, I'm, that's, it's the same vibe. And if you know, you know. Yeah, that one's not my favorite. I love it. I do. I'll be honest, my first listen, and this happens to me with a lot of Harry. Like Harry is someone that I need to listen over and over again. I was like, oh, I almost might not like any of these. Second listen. I found like one or two that I liked. I really like American girls. Yeah. And then like third, fourth, fifth listen. Like I think I really love them all. Except Aperture. Except Aperture. Well, I really like it. That's so nice that he's he's making music for me. Let me tell you my favorites. Coming up Rose is beautiful, but that's more slow. I don't know if you could necessarily boogie to it. OK, I can boogie to just about anything. Pop is really good. That you can boogie to. I don't know the names, but I. Oh, that one. No, I haven't. I don't know that one. You'll boogie to. Are you listening yet? You could boogie to that one. I don't know the word. I don't know the names of the songs. I listen to it on a playlist while I ran. The waiting game is also gorgeous. I can do it. So I mean, they're all great. Paint by numbers. I really season two weight loss. I actually like I couldn't tell you that season two weight loss. Weight loss. I couldn't tell you how that one goes right now. Sorry, that's the waiting game. He subscribed to the Lana Del Rey School of Naming Music. See season two waiting room. Weight loss. Season two weight loss and waiting game. I will say whatever he performed, whatever song that was and he did a dance. Aperture really pissed me off. Aperture. Why? It was because it was like the egg. Yeah, yeah, I got that. I wanted to tell him it's OK to not do all that. I do. I I. Everyone gives him shit for like him not dancing and his stage presence. And now I think it's like, OK, we appreciate you trying. Oh, so other people agree with me? I think so. OK, that was that was like seeing. That was like seeing like your teacher at the pep rally and it's like we raise enough money and now like Coach Martin is going to twerk for us. And it was like, OK, hang on. Stop, stop. Coach Martin. Yeah, it's it's not. I prefer him singing. I really do. Let's just say that. Oh, yikes. Yeah, it looks animatronic. I love the guy. I really do love the guy though. Oh, in the mouth. That that's the part that I saw. Harry Styles doesn't need to do that. Yeah. Yeah, that's got to stop. I will say his hairline looks great. He tried. He didn't need to. That's what I'm saying. But exactly. And that's why it's even more meaningful that he did. I wish he would have gone into a very close circle, maybe close friends and said, should I do this? I've gotten some feedback because I guarantee you it would have been unanimous. But I do wonder if now we're talking. I don't know if we would have talked about him in depth like this. I want to get to his hairline because I think his hairline looks great. I'm happy that Harry is Harry. Yeah. He made a joke about it on royal court. Did he? Yeah. What do you say? Something about Turkey or not at all. Something about his hairline. Yeah, he just referenced it. He just referenced it like in passing and was like, I'm kidding. Like he was making fun of the rumor that people. Oh, it wasn't a rumor. His hairline was receding and he fixed it for a fact. I don't know if I believe it. I just don't know. I could do that Mongolian throat singing. Oh, let me see that like fourth picture, I see. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Well. Your hair could also just land differently. I don't know if his hair is just falling in front of his face more there. Anyways, we don't need to speculate about his hairline. I do think he did it. But it doesn't matter either way. He could be bald. I had like something I wanted to go into today that's like a little bit more like serious and vulnerable and kind of like therapy. But I don't think today is the day. Okay, that's fine. Because my mind is, my brain is it not 100? And I would want it to be for this. Okay. But I want to talk about art. Okay. And producing it and reception to it. Okay. But I don't think I can today. So maybe next week. Table it. I'll table it. I'll move it into the next page of my hope in each. Nice. Like there's no point in even saying what I my stuff is the dumbest stuff ever. I watched, I'm very excited to remember. I was really excited about that dinosaurs show on. Oh yeah. What is that? I saw it. It's basically planet Earth, but it goes through like from the beginning. Like, you know how we always see those pictures of like that lizard then crawling out of the ocean and now it has legs. Yes. It was cool. Like I watched the whole thing in one evening while I was cleaning and it was awesome. It was awesome. Awesome. Awesome. I think I'd like it. If you got really high. Maybe. I really, really liked it. It's just making me look at birds differently because basically everything was a bird or a lizard. You know how we always say that everything's a cat or a dog? Like birds or cats and. What's the dinosaurs most recent common ancestor? Is it a lizard or a bird or boat depending on the dinosaur? It's a bird. Yeah. Definitely for the pterodactyl. But like it's crazy that I'm watching this show about these velociraptors that are just nightmarish that used to run around town like thugs and they used to rip other animals apart and then I'm watching these seagulls on the beach this morning fight over a bag of hot cheetos. I mean how far you've come and you've evolved backwards to eat hot cheetos. You guys stick your chest out. Remember where you came from. You are not like this. Remember your roots. I don't know much about dinosaurs. Sure. Which may shock a lot of people. Okay. But is there and I don't mean to feed into conspiracy theories but is there like a wide held belief that dinosaurs never existed by anyone? Is there a group of people that are dinosaur deniers? There are dinosaur deniers and I think in the same vein that there's everything that deniers. I think there's a lot of people that believe that we we did it all wrong and the bones are all constructed differently. Like we just found out that these huge dinosaurs have feathers. Right. And they always had feathers. Oh some people think that the bones were planted. There's no way. I mean just like well one thing I did see is that and this is great. This is nuts but I looked into dinosaurs a little bit after I watched the whole thing and someone said that oil and gas is called fossil fuels because of the bones and the pressure that is put on them much like jade walnuts except it's pressured them all to basically juiced them into oil and gas and that's what we drill and someone has come out and said no oil and gas is an endless resource that's like replenishable and earth produces oil and gas and there's no way that the bones of dinosaurs being pressurized for so many years is creating this thing that and so that was the only thing that I've heard and then it led to a lot of people that were like yeah well dinosaurs never even existed bones are planted etc and there's a guy that just found a leg of a mammoth in like Arkansas and it was just like sitting in a river and people like that's the hole. Doesn't help. One thing I'll never understand as a person and a woman oil. That's it's fine though like what's cool about that is like you don't have to worry about that and I'm not going to. We're on different you know but like that is just something that every time someone tries to explain it to me in one out the other. Can I really quickly circle back to the dinosaur thing? Yeah. So I'm watching this show I think you would like it actually. Okay. I liked like David Attenborough stuff. Okay this is Morgan Freeman I almost said Morgan Wallen. Morgan Wallen narrating the dinosaur show. I bet he would be a dinosaur denier. I don't think he gives a shit if dinosaurs are like you know you gotta fucking care. Now one thing that's so amazing about these shows is that they have the bones they have these things they're talking 17. The rest don't matter but it and it doesn't but the thing about these okay I'm just going to get right to it. Storytelling is alive and well in the dinosaur documentary that they produced. They're talking 17 million years ago. They have found these bones and they're saying come and hide from the triceratops with mama. They have a mama little dinosaur that's two feet tall and it has babies and they're talking about and now only the sister is alive to tell the story and it's like how do you know and it's like this thing is how do you know that yeah you need to watch the show actually now that I'm thinking oh I want to and it's narrated by Morgan Freeman. I want to know I think obviously it's because of his voice that he's chosen for these roles because it's so soothing and it demands so much power his voice but I think he's got a voice for you know what I'm you know a voice that will carry you home. You know who and you know what it takes you all the way to bed. That voice will wake you up in the morning put you to bed at night. Voice that orders for the table. If you know what I mean. What? I do too. I'm gonna hold it. I don't know if I can I've gotten like quiet. Get a UTI with mama. No I don't want to know I don't want a UTI. Come on. I think I've gotten quiet because I have to pee and there's really something in my throat. Oh at least it's in your throat. What do you mean? There's plenty of places that something could be and it wouldn't be in your throat. Wait let me finish. It doesn't matter who gives a shit what I have to say. I do. Come on. Have I told you I got a bidet? Are you using it? My dad came to install it. Dad came to it was my birthday present. Thanks rich dad. Oh thanks the rich dad. Thanks so much rich daddy I love it. I love my bidet. I don't know how I lived without my bidet. My rural throne it keeps my butt nice and warm. It's heated seat. Hi Richie. Your daddy may swim on the duck may swim on the lake but my daddy flew here to install my bidet. And he owns the lake. Thank you. Thank you I just like I it is true that like once you go bidet. You never go away. You like you you really can't go back. Hell no. Hell no. Well that's really awesome. I would look for I've had I've stayed in hotels that have bidets and like Vancouver and you really look forward to going home and letting it rip. That it becomes your throne. I will say I've noticed that my friends are more comfortable really doing something in my restroom. Wait what'd you say? I said I've noticed that my friends have gotten really comfortable with the bidet. And just I mean letting it rip as as you would say because they know they have and layman's terms. Sure they know they have that security there. Something I've noticed and I want them to feel comfortable sometimes I don't want everyone to get too comfortable if you know what I mean. Are they spending a lot of time in there? It's just like Tristan Channing for sure. Tristan Tristan did one pretty significant number. He took a long phone call. He took a zoom meeting. He did the same for my place. If you know what I mean. Oh I'm very familiar. I think he started a deck in mine and finished the deck and was able to present it to a team. The pitch deck. And get feedback. Yup saved long enough for the feedback. Yes I said go ahead and bring in a Roman candle with you. Because nothing I own is going to be able to take this away what you've done. Let's just say Patrick has not been an angel either. Patrick is the devil on my beday. Let's just say that. If you know what a girl means. Holy moly. Let's move on. I stubbed my toe last night. Yeah. And it got me. Oh I'm sorry. It got me thinking. Two days. Thank you the show. No. There's nothing to thank the toe for. Now maybe hang on. How could I have. Let's workshop. Let me get you there. What good I have done. Let me get you there. Let me get you there. Let me get you there. So obviously I put my suitcase next to my bed because I needed the other space for earlier than the day. So I put it next to my bed and I'm like I know it's here. I'm going to go to bed. I'm not going to move it out of the way. I go pee in the middle of the night like two in the morning. I walk back. Stub it. It hurts. Yeah. And now I have to get into bed. And just you know I was about to I had the sleepy so I was holding onto the sleep. So you get back in knock. But nope. I'm awake. I'm thinking about it. I'm going ouch ouch ouch. First of all the thing about stubbing your toes. I wasn't moving that fast. Why does this hurt so bad? You know. I bet you were moving faster than you thought you were. But like it's just an unnecessary correlation between how fast I was moving and how much pain my toes in. Two it got me thinking about something. Wait can you explain what I could have done better. I'm getting there. Okay. I'm going to get you there. I'm going to go full circle and I'm going to. Okay. I'm going to I'm going to reconnect the dots for you. So then I'm thinking what a privilege it is to have a foot that I'm and moving legs that were able to stub my toe. And the reason the human body. Thank you the privilege. You are so talented. It just that wouldn't have occurred to me. You will get there. I promise you. I'm scared that I won't. You will. Thank you. It's been two weeks. Yeah. Thank you. You privilege and that goes beyond of having legs of being able to walk of having a foot that can be stub. Thank you. The honor. Thank you. The honor of a lifetime. Yeah. You like that. Yeah. That was good. Okay. Yeah. And now if you can seamlessly integrate into a sentence that's going to be cherry on top. Okay. Sure. And then the reason I've been thinking like that is because the other day I posted an Instagram story of my dryer. Yes. And it's in my apartment. Of course I have in unit washer dryer that like I and it's if it's not clear to people it's not usable because it takes 12 hours to do one small load of laundry because of and it's just it's not an efficient use of electricity and water because it goes and goes it goes because it's the same unit that does both. Thank you. The privilege of course. Thank you. The privilege. Someone I put I put it on my story because it shakes my whole kitchen and all the glass is clink and I had a coffee on the counter and it looked like an earthquake and I just posted I was like using my dryer lol and someone was like at least you have legs to walk yeah. They skipped at least you have a dryer and no two people sent me that said I'm not going to do the other one the other one was very dark but I was like that's true at least you have legs. Yeah. Thank you privilege. Yeah. Thank you the privilege. Thank you the privilege. If I don't pee now like it is going to happen in the Kelly Clarkson. That's fine. You can go I have stuff I can talk. Well I would like to talk about it with you so how about we just pause. Okay. So how was your pee? Wait I'm flagging really quickly that now I have a cough drop. Okay. In my mouth so I'm sorry you guys but there's something in my throat. There's something in my throat. Is the second thing. Yeah. I think I need to go to the bladder doctor because I've been noticing recently the frequency in which I have to pee has increased. Okay. By a lot but like not a lot of pee is coming out. It's just like an urge. Do you think it's like age. Do you ever. You ever had this. Have you ever. Am I getting old. Have you ever had this certain urge to put a whole bag of jelly beans up your ass. Thank you. Yeah it is an age thing. Thank you. I've been getting gray hair. Ageing is a blessing. Thank you the privilege. I should like. I want to get there myself and I can't. You will now that you have that that's a stepping stone to success. Right. At least like using it in the right context. Right. Right. Yeah I agree. What were you going to say about milking farm earlier. That I'm going to read it. I'm going to give you your space once again like I did on your half. And I'm going to read it. And if anyone wants to join me on my milking farm journey. I'm going to start on Monday. Well you know the reason I have to press pause is because I needed to start Creston City because I had a dream that that guitar was about to be the new act guitar was about to be announced. Wait did Alex Cooper have her on the podcast. Yes. Sarah J. Mas. Yes. Okay. Do you like is that not like pretty weird. Did she not have a Sarah J. Mas of announcement to give. She oh she absolutely did. Did she what was it. But before I even get into that is that not like let's acknowledge that like me having that dream and then me having to pause milking farm because I needed to start Creston City. Right. Is weird timing. Let's acknowledge that. My heart just like dust. Let's acknowledge that. Yeah no I I do want to do that and I think yeah I'm acknowledging that. That's crazy. Do you understand like what what's like do you know what Creston City is you know what I'm talking about that's her other series that a lot of people have been putting off because it's just very dense. Okay. But you kind of need information from there to continue into the act guitar space. Okay. So I had a dream. An offshoot. It's an offshoot. But there's believed to be an interconnectedness there that would help you and benefit you in the future act guitar books. So I had a dream that I was telling you about like a month or so ago I said I have to press pause on milking farm because I think it's time for me to read Creston City because I feel an act guitar six announcement coming right a few weeks later. Yeah. The clockwork. Not only did we get an act guitar six announcement we got an act guitar seven announcement. And acknowledgement of an act guitar eight. What how what a cool spot for Sarah J. Massaby and where she's just like hmm I'm bored. Let me write seven six and seven and eight. Well there really one story but she doesn't want to be bound by the glue that holds pages together. So she's introduced she's publishing this same story. Do you think I do. Solments. No I'm imagine wanting to be bound by the glue. Thank you the Elmers. Oh my god you've strayed from the creator's light. I'm the barest. Thank you the Elm. Stop I'm embarrassed. But you should watch her on Call Her Daddy. Okay. A lot of people like I think that are we're unfamiliar with her or like she's weird or not weird like just like intense like I don't know people are like off put but what people are not realizing I'm in love with this woman. Yeah. By the way in a way that I've never been in love with a woman. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. What people are not realizing is that she's a nerd trapped in a really really hot person's body and I think that's seen that several times that's what's throwing everyone off. Yeah. Is that you wouldn't question her if she looked more traditional. She kind of looks like what. Frick what's that girl's name. The writer said Frick. Megan. Fahy. Fahy. Yeah she is. She totally does. Yeah she's extremely beautiful. And I think it's throwing a lot of people for a loop. Yeah she's gorgeous. She kind of looks like Hillary Duff too. She's like oh my god speaking of Hillary. Yeah I saw that. What. Oh. What did you see. Just the mic that she was using the other day did you see did anyone see that. No. It is like crazy what they've done to microphones now like you can because there was like a big back oh do you want me to do this now or should you do you want to finish. I have something to say about Hillary Duff but you can talk about her microphone if you need. No no no I just saw this discourse online about like they they're now making mics because everyone's like no the mic is on like as you can see because people were lip syncing and now they have built the auto tune and pitch correction into the handheld microphone now. Synced to me Paulo. How ironic isn't it. Isn't it ironic. And someone was like it's crazy that the thing that ruined Jessica Simpson's career is now like the norm. Yeah. Must be hard but Jessica Simpson has a very successful line of shoes. She will be okay. Yeah. She will be okay. Um. Hillary Duff went on I think it was Jay Shetty's podcast the other day. Yeah. And she was talking about how she's had to go no contact with a lot of members of her family particularly Hayley Duff her sister. Yeah. And I think her dad but I have I had been in a fight with my sister we had we have not spoken in two weeks. This is the first time that we like really haven't spoken. And so I took a pretty big risk comedically and I sent her we had we had been no contact for two. I sent her a clip of Hillary on Jay Shetty like with dramatic music playing in the background being like my sister and I are no contact. And so I sent that to her and then immediately I would my stomach dropped and I was like I think that wasn't I think it's not going to land because it was it was pretty damn big risk to take. Yeah. Frickin slam dunk. Like that's my sister again now. That's awesome. Yeah. So that's so fun when you take 100% you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Kobe. Yeah. That's so that's so that was really cool. I'm happy. Thank you. I actually like I'm sharing that one with you. That's an amazing one. Yeah. And now have you started talking? Yeah. Oh we're completely back. I got like a six years ago today thing of me and my sister and I was like this might be the fuggliest photo I've ever seen of both of us and she said yuck and that was our conversation yesterday. It is kind of just like boom boom. Sometimes you don't need a lot of words. It's the unspoken. She actually said holy yuck. Holy yuck. I like holy yuck. Yeah. Holy yuck. Holy yuck. Did you see okay wait this is like a fun one. This is like a fun one for us to keep up with a space to watch if you will. People are seeing Bigfoot. No. No I'm serious. For all of the people that said nothing ever happens with this you're eating you're about to eat your words for breakfast, lunch and supper. People are seeing Bigfoot. There's been like eight sightings in a row and it's real. It's Bigfoot also aka Sasquatch. Sasquatch. Yeah. But is that like a slur now? I mean if it's like a person. Or is Bigfoot the slur? If you have Bigfoot, if you have one Bigfoot, I mean it probably will hurt your feelings if you were in like eighth grade. If you were being called Bigfoot. I'm just talking about like the Bigfoot community. I feel like one of the terms is not accepted anymore. It might be Sasquatch. Wait like that community is offended on behalf of it. Please don't use this word. Oh well sorry. No I'm not coming for you. I'm just like which one is it? I wonder. I feel comfortable saying it. I do too. Yeah. But I could be open to learning. We have always been open to learning. I would like to have a Sasquatch or Bigfoot expert on. But wait can we type in, I want to see if this is real. Like it's been coming up a lot. Like this is like unless I'm on as always, as always I'm on like conspiracy theory TikTok. Which like a big one right now has been people are saying that wisdom teeth actually have a lot of sim cells that help your brain and heart repair themselves. I don't know about that. I still have mine. Your heart is fine. I'm talking about my brain. Reports of 10 foot hairy figures in the Ohio woods have Bigfoot watchers buzzing. So there's been a strange, a string of strange sightings. That's hard. A strange, a string of strange sightings. Whoa. A string of, a string of, a string of sightings. Keep going until you get it. Thank you to language barrier. A string of sightings of large dark and hairy figures in Ohio has Bigfoot investigators more riled up than they've been in decades. According to the Bigfoot Society, so Bigfoot is it. It's okay. It's okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's major. It's a society is saying it. It must be okay. Thank you the Bigfoot Society. That felt better. That did feel better. No, I think you'd say, I think you'd say like, what is this society? Like what has brought these people together? What is the society for 400? As of Tuesday morning, at least six locals have reported spotting something in the woods that could be a giant hairy eight man. That feels like a slur. That does. Oh my gosh. Even, okay. What's crazy? Okay. Now I have a connection. What? I got a text. Apple is releasing a Bigfoot emoji soon. They just released their emoji list and one of them is a big hairy man. I really like emojis. Maybe this is like, oh no, do you think this is pressed for their new emoji? Oh, the Bigfoot sightings? Yeah. Honestly, Connor? Maybe. Damn. Well, also like, we don't know which one came first, the chicken or the egg. Did the Bigfoot sightings come first or did the emoji come first? Well, just like no one ever gives a shit when this team releases a collection of emojis. I agree that it's PR. It's emoji PR. March 6th in Mantua, a nine foot brown male spotted near Esquip. How did they know it's a male? That seems problematic. Hi. Have you ever? I don't want to just saw a nine foot brown male and they're like, okay, chill. Have you ever considered the fact that Bigfoot could be a woman? Well, they said ape man. Right, but how would they know? Good question. So it's just something to think about. Like we always think about Bigfoot as a boy and the Loctus monster as a girl. Nessy. Yeah, because of Ness. Who by the way, I believe in much more than Bigfoot. 95% of the ocean is unexplored and it might even be 99. It's in the lake. Girls in the lock. Which is a lake. Thank you, the language barrier. Yeah, it is. 100. I'm just saying I meant like waters, you know, and much more likely to believe there's something in the water. Mine tastes like dust. Okay, another one. An eight foot figure with a deep vibrating grunt. Oh, absolutely. Thank you, the North Atlantic. That. Why did you say that? I was about five minutes late with Nessy. Okay. March 9th, Garrettsville, a hiker encountered an eight foot Sasquatch in Blackfur. Headwaters trail, 10 foot, and this is on March 9th as well. In an hour and 40 minutes after, Headwaters trail, 10 foot black figure with a stilt like gate and musky odor. This is Peter. Musky odor. That's how close. And no pictures by the way. Oh, this is PR. A six foot brown figure spotted running with an impossibly long stride. We need your help. If you're in Wyndham, Garrettsville, or the Trumbull County line, be our eyes and ears. Check trail cams and security footage. Listen for deep grunts. Whoops, or who would knocks. Report sightings immediately. Witness privacy is our priority. Okay. This is PR. Yeah. For big emoji. Yeah. I'm sorry. I mean, that is a bummer or is it a distraction from the Epstein files? Everything is a distraction from the Epstein files. Yeah. Stop laughing. Stupid. Get this. We need to smoke with big foot. Oh, that could be hot. But get this. Remember I was telling you about my terrible neighbor? Yeah. I'm almost like scared of like what she could do to me. Why? Because I met for the first time one of my other neighbors. Lives in my, my apartment is kind of like someone lives on top of me. So I met him for the first time and he was like, excuse me, and I obviously always think I'm getting in trouble. Yeah. But he was like, You turned around and you were like, what? I was like, yeah. He was asking if I've ever had any issues with the neighbor. And I was like, yes, I got these notes all over my car. Just horrible vibes. Like she's always calling the police on set. Just like horrible vibes. Apparently she's been calling him slurs. And so he asked me if I, if it would be okay if he put a pride flag out. I started sobbing. I said, I'm embarrassed that I don't already have one out. And then I just ordered a pack of 40 and I'm going to plant them. That might be, this is when you're schooling and the way you were raised comes back to play. You can be so progressive that it's a bit homophobic. To have 40 pride flags? I think so. Yeah. I think they can't easily each other out. Okay. Then what can I do? I think one would be great. Okay. Okay. And I'll just save 39 for a rainy day. Yeah. Thank you the community. Don't. Okay. I'm all, okay. I will just do the one. I don't want to, I don't want to. Yeah. 40s. Well, it came in a pack of 40. That's not mine. Maybe put them on her door. That is like, I could, she would get me arrested. She has cameras everywhere. Sure. But what a horrible person. Yeah, that's painful. Well, you had a gut feeling about her. Oh, she's terrible. So stay. Vigilant. Vigilant. That is what I'll say. Yeah. And I'll let, also how could you live in West Hollywood and be homophobic? That's what I want to know. Good question. It's statistically, your neighbors will be gay. Statistically speaking. Right. And hers are. It's just a numbers game at this point. So I love my neighbor. Good. It was nice to talk to him. Right, of course. Yeah. So I'll keep you updated. Right. Thank you the connection. And let me know if anyone here needs a Pride flag. Well, that's really special. Are we, I think we're rapping, right? No? Oh, all right. Oh. Well, thank you guys for listening. I sure had fun in the studio today. We never even said that. Thanks for being here. Oh yeah, you're in the studio. Yeah. If you guys are listening on audio, I'm sitting my ass down and listening. Also contributing and speaking as well. Thank you guys for listening. We'll see you so soon. Appreciate you. Stay tuned. Appreciate you. And watch you and watch the space. Appreciate you. And good luck out there. Appreciate you. And we'll let you go. See you.