Theo Von & Rimbo The Kimchi King

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What do you go to prison for? Killing people? Did he kill somebody? I think petting against the fur. You know, sometimes if you pet a cat. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you pet back to front. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't like it. No. Yeah, it hurts, apparently. Two counts of murder for hire, eight counts of violating the Lacey Act, and nine counts of violating the Endangered Species Act. Okay, a little different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And one count of petting the wrong way. Petting the wrong way. Damn, dude. 21 years, 252 months. It's like petting against the grain. It's like when you see that guy who was drunk driving up the interstate. You're like, what are you doing, man? What are you doing on the interstate? I saw a buddy of mine. I knew his girlfriend was driving to work in the morning and got hit by a guy going the other way. Just driving in the morning drunk on the other way. Just smoked her. Wow, wow, wow. She's alive. Yeah. I don't know anymore. I mean, this was a while ago. I ran over a motorcyclist. You did? Yeah, remember? Where? In Pyongyang? but that's just driving violation you know what dude those stereotypes and those tropes are very true yeah they are have we started yeah yeah we can do you want to not start how long as we're going you want to start with a song you want to when i drink my beer you were singing that on way in what does that drink my beer thing i don't know i just get the turning point usa that one drink my beer that's in my head for 24 hours what is that oh just the super bowl halftime show yeah let me hear it yeah yeah drink my beer brantley gilbert kiss my girl drink my beer ride my truck i'm right here no two queers eat my squirrel eat my squirrel pet my cat starting at the back right That's what rocks You own a cat guy? Hey guy I don't own a cat You own a cat guy? You don't have any animals I don't but I'm going to get some soon You got to get a dog I'm going to get a house and a dog Well you have a house What are you talking about? Yeah but I'm going to get one that could be That's a little more dog appropriate In Nashville? Yeah You'd never move back here would you? I don't think so I'll come back more to visit more I'm realizing that Yeah we miss you We miss you babe We miss you guys But you're loving You love Nashville. I mean, it's just growing so much. It's like you're – and it just feels like a big town. So, I mean, there's – All cities grow. All cities grow. They say Phoenix is growing, right? When I go there, it's the same. When people talk about their cities and they're growing, they all grow. Yeah, you're right. Will you have – It was a smaller city. Yeah, it's gotten bigger. Alexa Pro. Will there be a Theo section of Nate Land? Are you getting your own attraction at Nate Land? I don't know what that would be. It'd be a petting zoo. Back to front only. Yeah. I love you, man. Back to front petting zoo at Nate Land. Is it called Nate Land, right? I'm not. Is that really happening? He's opening up a theme park. That's a real thing. I've heard rumors of it. I didn't know if it was real. Oh, it's legitimately real. Look at that. Comedian Apargatse. Early stage is developing. a 100-plus acre family-friendly theme park called Nate Land in Nashville. Good for him. Yeah, Nashville. Do you ever hang out with him? I see Nate in passing sometimes, but he is very busy, and I'm doing my thing. So it's just like, you know. You see the trailer for his new movie? I haven't seen it. You haven't seen it? Have you seen it? No. He's got a game show. I saw that. Yeah. I was in the theater, man. Were you? I was in the movie theater. Dude, first of all, good to see you guys, man. I love you, Theo, man. I don't know what he's doing right now. Thank you for having me. It's Electa Pro, dude. You can't blame it on Lexapro. Why? That you're being annoying. That's not one of the side effects. I know what's going on. You know what? I'll be quiet. No, be... It's that Yellexapro, huh? Sorry. You're good, dude. Yeah, yeah. Lest we forget. Yeah. No. What? Go ahead. When you... Thanks for the dinner the other night in Vegas. Dude, it was great to see you for your birthday, man. Yeah, and it wasn't my birthday, and... Oh. It was your sober birthday. It was, but I don't think you were aware of it. No, I wasn't. I thought it was your actual birthday. I have a video of you, a girl that brought you the cake and everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just sitting there in a restaurant in Vegas, all of a sudden, a big cake with a bunch of candles. And everyone's, happy birthday. And you did that for me. And they played like the traditional music, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy birthday. Happy, happy birthday to you, to you. You seen that funk, the funk monks or whatever? It's like a band. It's like those monks that are willing to be funky or whatever. Yeah. I don't know. I'm not aware of it. They're the funk monks right there. Oh, those are the funk monks? I think so. Funk monks. Do you know them? Huh? No. Oh. But damn, they look fun. God, do they ever. Yeah. It's a big band, too. It's like the white Jabberwockies. Well, there's one black guy. You gotta have one good one. You do need one black guy. And Jamal on the horns. Save us, Jamal! That's good. Ladies and gentlemen, the funk mucks. Funk monks. That's a good horn. Dude, did you ever see that baby, dude? I forgot to even ask you. What baby? Your ex. He's saying, have you met Kalilah's baby yet? I'm translating. Did you ever meet it? Yeah. You did? Many times. Wow. I play with it. Really? He bites the face. Is there any feelings when you hold it like, man? What are you doing, man? Why the fuck are you coming around here doing that? I'm just saying, is there any times when you put it in your little arms? I do. And you say, you know, you're just. It could have been. What could have been? Do you think there's any, he was left over in there and some of it got in that baby? Oh, Bobby, yes. There's some left over Bobby in there. Yeah. That sperm is slow. They cling. It's slow, too. It clung to the ovaries for years. Yeah. Here's my turn. And jumped in the other sperm, grabbed the tail. Right. Here we go. Like a little Rick sperm? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a Rick sperm? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, Rick sperm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So maybe there's some of my stuff in there. You ever look in the eyes of the kid and think about that? Yeah, one of them was like this. No, stop it. What? Don't deflect. Don't deflect what? Tell us the truth. You look at the kid ever and you go, look at that. That's a little bit of me right there. Well, you know, you want to get real? Let's get real. If he asked. Yeah, let's get real. If he asked. I'm alone late at night. You know what I mean? You ever look at pictures of the kid when you're alone? Sometimes. And I go, what could have been? I think I made some mistakes. Yeah. Funk monks. Let's get real. Let's get real. Sorry. Sorry about that. Yeah. What could have been What could have been And I made some choices that were not really I regret Well you were also saving up your urine in a lot of jugs around the home I know I know some people call that doomsday prepping But I'm like What's the doomsday For what party It was a collector's item for him It's ambiance Because when the sun goes through it It has a glare That's a show you sauce That's all it is A spicy shoyu. Yeah. With Goju Jang with love. Oh, Goju Jang. Good reference. Goju Jang with love. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there are moments where you have that thing where it's like, yeah, I could have – if I had just got my ducks in a row, it would have been different. But that's life, and you keep going. You keep going. Good reference. But, you know, I learned – If I would have hung my ducks correctly in the window, I could have still been with her. That could have been my kid. You like duck, man? It's too gamey for me. I've had duck neck It's too oily The meat I've never had duck body I've had duck neck You have? I've had duck neck I've never had duck body Duck neck What's duck neck man? Duck neck Duck neck I mean it's It's in the title pretty much Yeah Duck neck Duck neck Duck neck So um You eat the neck of the duck There it is Yeah It's good Looks like sausages Oh You can really eat the neck Oh duck neck Yeah Hot spicy duck neck You ever any exotic animals? What if you're somebody that eats a lot of neck? Are you called a... Go ahead. Go ahead. A necker? Yeah. Pink? No. No, you're not. Are you looking at that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. NECA. NECA. NECA. My bad. He'd be necking. Dude, how have you guys been feeling, man? The show's been doing so great. It's like you guys is... Has it cemented you guys' friendship differently? Is that a crazy question? Am I just making things silly? No, that's true. No, it's good. Yesterday, or what? The other day we shot our six-year anniversary. Pretty huge. We did six years. We're kind of nuts. We didn't think we'd continue. He can't do it. It's Lexapro. It's Lexapro, sigh. It's got to be. Well, you seem positive. Usually you don't have a ton of energy, I think. Yeah, you've got a shitload of energy. It's on the cellular level. Yeah, I exist. I know we do exist. Hmm. Yeah. I had a dream that my... Oh, dude, I had a dream... Oh, I just saw Hacksaw Ridge, speaking of that. Yeah? Yeah. Good movie? I mean, I don't think it's good. What were your dreams? Yeah, that's what I meant. I had a dream that we went camping, me, you, and my brother. Whoa, let's go. Yeah, yeah. And then my brother was making too much noise. That sounds right. Yeah, yeah. And then he woke you up, and then you faked yelled at him. What do you mean? You pretended that you were sleeping, right? I knew the bit you were going to do, right? And I go, Andrew's getting really mad if you wake him up. I knew that you were still awake but pretending to sleep, right? And you did an extra, you know what I mean, snap. Oh, good. Right? And it freaked him out, and then he ran out of the tent. Hey, Bob. Yeah? Hey, Bob. Why is Andrew so angry, Bob? Yeah, bro. So good. Yeah. Andrew's angry. I mean, what did he do? He left him. It was just you and me. Yeah, and then you and I. And then you and I both left, and then I woke up. That's a nice dream. I hate when pees end it. Yeah. Why do pees end dreams? Because otherwise you would pee in the dream. Yeah. You're going to piss in the bed. But life was so good when you peed in the dream, when you used to ride that bitch. You're like, I'm staying in here. And in your dream, everybody's like, whoa, this guy's just peeing everywhere in here, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, that guy means it, bro. Yeah. I've spit in my dream one time, and I woke up, spit all over. Really? I felt like something was in my mouth. Like, I must have been stuffy. And in my dream, I just, and I spit. and then I woke up all over my pillow. I was spit. And I thought, that's so fun to do that in your dream and it to be happening in real life. It just feels good. But do you know when you die in a dream, you really die in real life? That's what they say. Wait, is that true, guys? Impossible. Yeah. In the Matrix. In the Matrix, if you die in the dream, you die in real life. So it's got to be real. Because we're living in the Matrix, aren't we not? Does anything feel real lately? No, dude. Bro, not at all. Yeah, so I think this is... But no, everything's going well. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody's living in complete fear. Yeah. I just take it day by day, you know, man, pal? Oh, yeah. That's all you can do, man. That's what I'm doing. Did I say that a couple episodes ago? No, but there's something you do, so we do have to monitor it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? You repeat things. Yeah, yeah. Short-term memory loss. You think so? Yeah, that's what I do. So is that a side effect, Alexa Pro? Yeah, yeah. Let's do a symbol. Can we do a symbol, like a hand single? Symbol? Yeah. I'll do that. Do this. Okay. When I've said something before. All right. Okay. Yeah, do something like that. Very subtle. Something like that. Yeah. Yeah, that's... Just point to your eyebrow. Real subtle. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's very good. Okay. So did I say that? Oh, yeah, that's... No. That means no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Picture lips. What's the lip thing? This is no. Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's hungry in sign language. Oh, yeah, yeah. What does this mean? I know this means something. Yeah. That's like it, you know what I mean? Back in the 40s, the black people on stage. Jazz kind. Yeah. Back in the day? I haven't seen that. Jazz hands. Jazz hands. Jazz hands. I should have said that. Yeah, yeah. Jazz hands, dude? Oh. Yeah, you haven't said it before. Yeah. Dude, this is awesome, dude. I've never been on here. This is your – yeah, because I asked you the other day. Wait, have you never been on the show? I don't – I didn't even – I swear to God. We've been trying. And now we're here. We'll be trying. We'll be trying. Well, I think, yeah. I mean, since I moved away, it's just been tougher, you know, and then just having to do your own show. You know how it is. Oh, my God. You're doing your own show. It's a nightmare. We do miss you a lot. I think about you all the time. Yes, I really do. And I go, I wish Theo – because we saw you more often. Yeah, we did. Yeah. Back in the good old days. And you're one of the only guys that have moved away that I kind of miss. Who else moved away that you don't miss? Go ahead. No, I miss – I see there's a lot of them that it's blatantly obvious. Do you have to ask him that? I mean, you're the one that is in my mind the most. Oh, that's nice of you to say, man. Yeah. I forget about – I don't forget about what some of those days are. I forget about some of the times at the store and stuff. I definitely long for it, I think. Yeah. Do you have that in Nashville at Zaney's or something? You don't have like a club thing in the city that you go to? No. Because they're the only club. Yeah, I go to Zaney's sometimes, and there's another place there, City Winery. Sometimes we'll try to stop over there and make a show happen. And Zanis has a lab now, too, so you can do like just a – I've got a show there coming up. I've got a couple shows in like the next month coming up. So that's going to be good. Can you pop in or no? Yeah, you can, but they have like booked acts. Ah, that's right. Sometimes you don't want to show up at somebody's show, and they have a full green room, and now you're in their space. But also I was just on tour. I was out of – it was like a lot of times when I was doing shows, it was just out of town. So it was like when I was home, I was just kind of trying to relax or podcast. So it was like the past couple of years, it was just very busy. Are you going to take some time or no? Yeah, but right now I don't have much touring. I mean I'm putting some shows back up now because we're going to retake my comedy special in a couple – like a month or so. You're scrapping the old one. Yeah, I think we might just – we may – I don't know. We just want to have a better shot at it. All right, sure. How many did you shoot the last time? We shot two. We shot same day, load in same day. It was just like – I mean we talked about it. I don't know if we – we talked about it. We talked about it. Yeah. I already talked to him about him personally He's on the floor It was just a crazy time I think it was just too much to try to do something I also want to get it good I've worked hard on it I want to get it at least to where I feel like This is the best that I can serve it Where were you going to film this time? We were looking at Erie Because I love the theater there When I performed there The weather Yeah. The weather might be pushing us out of there. It's Erie, Pennsylvania. And so I think maybe we're looking also at Jacksonville. Jacksonville is also in Florida. Carlos typed in Erie, Indiana. Well, it's funny you have three white guys over there who are obviously conquerors of land. But they don't know where anything is. But, yeah, we're trying to figure it out. But it's all good. Well. Yeah. So that's exciting. Netflix? Yeah. Yeah, we didn't do Netflix. They didn't want us around. They said no thanks to us. But you guys did Hulu. Hulu. Which is great. Yeah, it is. Do something new. Spread it out. Yeah. We're trying. And what's yours called, Bobby? Finally. Isn't that good? Finally. It's time. It's about time. Do you like it or no? Be real. Yep. No, be real. Be real. Be real. Be real. I do like it. I was just thinking if I like it and I do. Yeah, you've got to give them a second to think about it. Give me some other suggestions of names you might call it if it was up to you Finely We talked about final Yeah And I thought fine Lee like fine Lee Like fine This guy fine Sorry, I didn't even laugh there. That's the thing that happened. And then Lee at the end. Steve's brother. Oh, that's a good one. Steve's brother. What's your mom's name? Jeannie. Jeannie's boy. Dude, my mom's Gina. Whoa. Why not? We should put them together somewhere. yeah that's the only way to respond to what he just said why not why not yeah dude we should put them together somewhere why not do what huh be around each other oh really yeah you said you're absorb eminent energy huh is yeah just absorb absorb each other's energy didn't you say stevie's out to live with your mom now right yeah yeah yeah why did he move out there because i needed an eye on her what is she up to uh some dark stuff like what do you mean like espionage or what No, she's just all night long, Epstein files, just five in the morning. What's going on? Eating people? Oh, demon state? Why so much pizza? So much pizza. All the time. Oh, Somalia, for all. Lindsey Graham gay? Oh, Mitch McConnell sleepy? And I want to say shout out to my producer, Zach Powers, that's here today, too. Shout out to Zach. Zach's in the back. He loves you guys. Zach, pop in on camera real fast. Just say what's up. Just look into the camera. Yeah, move McCone out of the way. Hey, what up? There he is. What's up, man? There's the dog. Yeah, there he is. How long you been producing, man? And his girl just got laid off. Hell yeah. Really? That's not to clap for. Best country in the world, man. Best country in the world, yeah. Best country in the world. Thanks, Oracle. Zach, you're good. How are you feeling? I'm good. We just potted today. We're chilling. Okay, good. Who'd you potted today? Who was raw? Chris Hemsworth. Australian. Oh, wow. Really? Yeah. Wow. Wow. A smart guy trapped and a good-looking guy. Oh, my God. What a bummer. What a bummer. I thought it was just, you know, and it's just judgment. You know, you see a guy that's that much of a, you know, a handsomish guy or whatever. Yeah. Dude. Handsome. So smart, cool. like just talking about like just stuff like it was a valuable chat i needed to have it today you ever notice like that when you're in those moments you're like god dude things are so oh my god off or something and then somebody's like there and it's just like you have that you have whatever comes in the that's the perfect you know it's a perfect conversation i want to live in that little space between his fucking you know his stomach right there what are those little happy trail yeah i want to live in that gap i'd be so happy you know what's so funny about this guy It doesn't work out. He doesn't? It's all genetics. Wow. He says he refuses to go to the gym. He channels a gym now he does meditation. Through his brain. Yeah. It's brilliant. He has a $60 a month membership at a channeling gym. The mental gym. Like when we had Zac Efron on, right? And when you really see a real good-looking guy. It's crazy. Because sometimes I'm around you, and if I don't see a good-looking guy for a while, I go, oh, Theo's very good-looking. But then once I see Zac and then I look at you, I go, oh, Theo's ugly. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's a disrespectful thing to say. You know what? It was in good. Can I just say this, man? Let me just say this, man. Oh, God. Oh, this happens on this show, too? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me just say this, man, okay? I want to say this, right? For a comedian, man, right? You're very handsome. And you, too. Andrew is better looking than me. How about this? How about this? Yeah. How about this? If you think he's ugly, you are fill in the blank. Bottom. Feeder? Disaster. No. You really think about yourself that way? This is my point. You're the one that came up with the scenario. No, my point is, why are you putting him down? Don't you find beauty in yourself and in Theo? I do. I'm trying to create funny, you know? Yeah, good. Do it. Keep going. Yeah, yeah. I was trying to create something. You're being mean to him. You're just being mean. That's okay. I mean, I know how I look. I've seen myself a lot. Let's go back. Can we go back a little bit? Can we go back a little bit? I don't think so, but yeah. You know. I apologize. Oh, sorry. Ronnie Chang's calling me right now. Oh, dude. Our dog. Wow. That's our boy. Who's that? Huh? It just says, oh, good looking Asian. Blue Chew. That bag is empty. I assume it's because it's been. I already took it all. I love it. So let me say something. You know, because I'm old. You're older. I'm older, right? And I'm seeing somebody right now, and I kick the blue chew, and it gets me ready for the game. Ready for the game. Blue Chew Gold is the newest innovation from the number one chewable ED brand. This isn't your grandpa's little blue pill. It is your old Asian friend's little blue pill. This is the four-in-one beast that's setting the gold standard for performance. 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Sign up for your one euro per month trial and start selling today at shopify.nl that's shopify.nl it's time to see what you can accomplish with shopify by your side no i mean look let's look at the asian comics all right ronnie ken all these people nancy scott nancy scott that's a good one deep cut uh so fuck uh randall park where am i in that group dead center yeah i'm dead center i will say this when i saw about when i was like i was in las vegas and i'd never seen bobby in the wild before right i've seen bobby in contained environments podcasts or comedy right and bobby somebody's like bobby's in las vegas and i was like what what happened you know was there a plate shift did something how did how did he get over here you know what i'm saying like where it was the walked did they actually move his bed over here like what traveling is allowing just people to sleep and travel at the same time and uh they're like he's here and i texted him and he's like yeah i'm gonna come meet up and i was so excited dude yeah just to see you and like uh just living like your life dude like i just feel like your attitude over the last few years to me has just been like more i'm gonna get out and i'm gonna take advantage of things and i'm just going to say yes to doing stuff you know and i feel like it's been a lot more outgoing do you think that too inder is that just no he has been a little bit more it's it's all firing to me man well because he's the single thing has helped even though i'm not a good looking guy or whatever it's still as an ugly guy you understand as an uggo yeah yeah he's been getting out more because he's single girls have been making him more active dude and i saw you at the ufc and And they put you in like kind of the special needs. Sorry. It was still you got. It was awesome. I couldn't even go to his. I couldn't even go to your section. Yeah, I heard. Yeah, they dragged me out of that. But I couldn't go to yours unless I had a neck brace on. They had to fucking. Yeah. I had to rub like Vaseline all over my arms and neck. Yeah. And be like, oh, it's so hot in here. I know. to go over there. Why did we get that section? But it was so crazy. I'd never seen anybody get right where they come out right along the rail, bro. That was amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were right there when they came out, bro. When they came out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was sick. I tried to high-five. No one high-fived me. Nuh-uh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rose, now I'm a Eunice. I tried to high-five and she was, shit. Why did they come out with their eyes closed? They were feeling it, maybe. Yeah, she was coming out like this and I put my hand out and it missed like this much. Cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's close, though. Yeah, that's good. Pretty close, yeah. It was pretty cool. But the reason why I went to Vegas is because I was like, I got to do something. Because I had done the special the weekend before. I was like, I got to not go up all the time and just like do something. So I asked Joe for tickets, and I went, and it was so much fun. Well, Joe didn't give you those. You bought them on Ticketmaster. Joe. But Joe gave you – he sent you a link to Ticketmaster. Yeah, yeah. Use code logo. I paid money. Use code Rogan15 for 15% off at StubHub. I always spent $750 for those seats. But having dinner with – I didn't know you were in town, so having dinner with you that night and then walking around with you afterwards. And Bizzle was there. You guys love each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the best. The biz. Yeah. You still touring with him? Yep. Whenever we go out, like whenever we go on a big tour again next year, probably we'll do it. Who's Bizzle? Tim. Tour manager guy, wears the same hat as you. Oh, the tall guy. Yeah, tall guy. You guys are always pushing each other? Pushing? I have a video of you guys, and we'll include it. No. I have countless hours of you guys pushing against each other in the lobby. I know. We probably push. Yeah, yeah. I don't know what it is. That guy invites it. Yeah. You try and hit everybody kind of in the pecker and then run off or whatever. Yeah, like a kid. Yeah, yeah. You start it. He'll play with you, but you start it. I do start it. I don't think anyone's ever started it with you. Yeah. I like the fire. You do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good, though. That's your new special name. I like the fire. Back in the caveman days, the Koreans, right? And the Korean would go and light the fire. You were the light of the fire? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think somebody just – people would light their – like what do you think was like an early comedian trick that somebody would do in like a caveman day? Fart into a fire to make it puff up a little bit. For sure. So risky then. It's worth a laugh. It's a good laugh back then. A little fire farter. Yeah. They would laugh. Lose their mind. Yeah. Evidence suggests that we did have a laughing, similar laughter patterns. We would copy each other's laughs. Look at that. Laughter and pre-primates involved sounds made during tickling and playful interaction. You'd be a tickler. You would 100%. Oh my god, I'd be tickling beer, all kinds of animals. Yeah. You're a tickler, dude. I would tickle everything. I didn't sleep last night. How come you're not sleeping? He's a Alexa Pro too. Some nights. I'm on eschatolopram or something. It's a generic. Will you mind looking that up please brother? I used to play basketball with that guy. Eschatolopram? He could hoop dude. That kid's crossover was not. With generic Xanax? Eschatolopram it's called. How long have you been on it? I've been on it I think for 17, 16 years probably. But I've been – I switched to some other ones. Oh, you did? And yeah, sometimes I get to a point where I don't know if they're working. It feels like something's kind of going wrong and it feels like they're not working anymore. Sometimes I'll try to take breaks and get off. But for the majority of time I've been on something. Yeah. Wow. For a while. It's kind of crazy that we stay on them that long. It's like you would think you'd go in for something and it's like a problem, but then 17 years later, it's still – you know, like you're still wearing like a leg brace or whatever. And that duct tape holds up. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Like if it works, it works. That's a good point, actually. That's a good way to look at it too. Like I just think if it's not – if it's helping and not hurting. I mean for you, I think you should change. You think so already? I switched to something else. Oh, he's doing – give me some notes since the beginning. The boys will tell you. Yeah, yeah. Tell me. I think it feels like maybe it's bumping up against the Wigovie or whatever. I think they're in the – Are you on GLP-1s? He is. Yeah, yeah. No, he's on – sorry. He's on – Wigovie. Oh, yeah. We switched. Yeah, we switched. I think they're bumping heads down there. That SSRI and Wigovie are going toe-to-toe. You think so? Yeah, and something's going on rattling around in that brain. Yeah, and probably the Ritalin too. That also doesn't help. Yeah, yeah. What's the one where your spit tastes like meat or whatever? That's the one I've heard. Yeah, yeah. You clear your throaty taste like it's like a meat taste. Yeah, I've heard of that. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. Yeah, you – so – Something. Oh, Paxlovid. Paxlovid, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Paxlovid, yeah. Yeah. That's a good one, huh? That's a great side effect, huh? Yeah, meat taste. Paxlovid. I'm going to take a step back. Take it in? No, I think you should go in. I don't know what you're doing. I think you go further. No. Well, don't you want to see how far... I'm taking three steps back. No, no, no. Yeah, you guys go on. I'll interject. Look, look, look. Look at that road down there. Look at that road. Where does it go? Let's go down it. Barstow. Let's go. I'm going to Barstow. That's what I'm saying. Take a ride. Yeah, yeah. You're having fun. You're already there. Take a ride with me. I'm going to be your riding queen. Yeah, dude. Was that Turning Point? Uh-huh. Is that on Turning Point? That's on Turning Point. I've never heard that song in my life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. yeah um i've never heard that in my entire life dude what what would you say bobby how what is your magnet like a role so you get in a movie right and it's a big movie and it's like what is the role that gets you to a level where you're like wow that guy is the daniel day lewis of our time kind of you know okay i'll move i'll roll that like daniel malay lewis right right um I'm the guy A movie about The guy that Discovered gunpowder In China Right And I'm sitting around Look what I made Right And everyone's like What is it buddy What is it buddy Right And I go We can make guns Out of this I go No Firewalk Oh The king of fireworks The king of fireworks That's the movie Oh Chimp He's got some of that Bang sand on him Is that what he said You do the dialogue You can write it But yeah You should have to write it yourself. But it was Chinese alchemists that did it in the Tang Dynasty. Y'all are the ones that started guns? Chinese discovered gunpowder. And what they did was if they made guns, they would have ruled the world, but they didn't. They did other things with it. What were they doing with it? It's called gunpowder. I don't know. Putting it in food? Yeah. Like, oh, this is better. It's better than chicken. chicken no um but and look they would eat it and then just blast off against the wall but they wouldn't figure it out but the europeans are the ones that used you know use the gunpowder and made weapons out of it yeah you guys are doing just fine i i think they did stick it in sticks and they did you know me use it as a weapon you know what i would have done yeah put some wet stuff on a stick yeah put some gunpowder on it yeah against the wet stuff hit somebody really hard with the gunpowder. Snap. That is, look at that. There's a history of gunpowder. The first gun arrow. Yeah, that's what they used to use. Aguero. That's a firework, dude. Yeah. That's all that is. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, so you guys used this to celebrate and then some asshole came along and was like, you want to celebrate? How about a funeral? Yeah. And he just shot somebody with it. That used to be a weapon and then they thought it'd be fun when they killed someone for color to come out. So they would shoot someone with it and then, you get exploded with color as a celebration of your death Look at that It the original canon That incredible That Paul Skeen back in the day if you look at that photo Actually, it's super close. That's an early curveball. I don't think I'm that good of an actor to be Daniel Day-Lewis. That's right, yeah. I don't know if you – No, no, I think you are. If you had the right – so much of it is like you've got to get the right role, and somebody has to see how you can operate by that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you'd be great. What about you? You can't do it by yourself, Bobby. Yeah. You think you guys could win Oscars? No. What the fuck? No. That's what I'm saying. No, I don't ever need to act again. Yeah. How about you? You think you'll win an Oscar? No, Bobby. You're the actor. You've done way more acting than any of us. Yeah. I think you've done more. No. You must have done more. Well, I'm done, so it doesn't matter. I'm done, too. We're both done. We're out. Yeah. I'm going to do tires. Stamped our card. Oh, yeah, he's doing two episodes of Shane's show. You are? Yeah. Mm-hmm. What about Tom Sawyer? What about him? I played Huckleberry Finn in a play. You did? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And who was your best friend? It's a photo on my Instagram. But who was your best friend? What? Tom Sawyer. Oh, it was? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I remember I played Huckleberry Finn. Huckleberry Finn. Oh, there you are. We talked about it, yeah. Cute. Huckleberry Finn, though. Every time I'd walk out, the whole audience would laugh. just because you were so sweet and cute yeah there you are there's your buddy me and Ian Edwards do you know about where I can get I got something for you and then you get off and Neil Brennan's there he's like I got something yeah he's Mr. Notes huh well he's the bravest I mean, he's so like – he loves the art so much. He's just like, I got something for you. And usually – It's always good. It's always good. It's always good. It's almost always good. And then he cares to do it. Sometimes I'll listen to someone and be like, here's a tag, and I'll just put it in my notes or whatever. Yeah. And then I'll just – Never tell them. Yeah. I've done that. Or get afraid to tell them. Sometimes you're like, I don't know if they would want me to say anything. Yeah. If I'm cool enough with them, sometimes I do it, but then sometimes I think it's not that good of a tag anyway. Fuck it. But they might have wanted it. You should have given – just try. I just give it to them. Yeah. Especially coming from you, I'd take it. I would take all of them. You know what I do now is when comics give me notes, normally like year for years, I'd be like, oh, okay, I'll try. Now I just, tell me you have a note for me. I got a note for you. Nope. Oh, okay. I just won't do it. Unless it's someone that's superior. Neil, I'll do it. You know what I mean? If there's someone you really respect, you would do it. Yeah, but when some, like Open Micr comes up to me and goes, hey man, I got some notes. Is that happening a lot? What? Open Micr's doing that a lot to you? Yeah. That's wild. No one gives you notes? I have doormen and everyone give me notes. No. Yeah, yeah. I don't think that's... Nothing you're doing is working, so let me... They say that. No, no one's giving me notes. I mean, I'm sure they probably have comments about it, but no one's come up to me and be like, hey, can I... You ever get notes from, like, just strangers? I don't think so. I don't know. I might. It's usually from... If anything... I don't know. Someone that came to the show sometimes. Oh, yeah. I don't think I do. That's happened. Yeah, but they go, you know what I really like? This... I probably don't. You should have said it. I do, probably. What? I might. Yeah. Yeah. But I've never given anyone a note. No. Have you? Yeah. I mean, a friend. Yeah. You have. Yeah. You have. Yeah, I have. What do you sound like? What are you fucking encyclopedic? Like you're a detective suddenly? It's an easy... Yeah, definitely. All right. You just landed on Plymouth Rock. It's not that big of an adventure, dude. Yeah, sometimes. Yeah. Yeah, I never have. Dude, I'm trying to think. What is that role that you're in? that gets you to that crazy Academy Award, webby. I think it could be something. Webby, Spider-Man. The story of your life. It's just you trying to just get skeed off your hands from jerking off at night? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Spider-Man, Spider-Man. Yeah, yeah. Don't kill the spider, I'm a Spider-Man. Little spider in the Spider-Man. You're just a tiny spider in someone's home? Yeah. Spider-Man. No, I think it could be for you would be like your story of your life. Yeah. Oh, I play myself. Like the story of a little Korean man who grew up in San Diego amongst all these goofy whites. Yeah. And you made it out alive. Eating doodos with the dancing on. Yeah. Eating doodos with what? With the people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It could be your life. What about the guy that invented kimchi? Who's that guy? Yeah, who is that? Bring that guy up. You could have done that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's probably a woman, huh? Invented by a specific woman But the ancient Korean people So the Kim Chi We get to make up the story That's the best part Oh, yeah, yeah You become the guy Who started the kimchi revolution You began kimchi Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah Okay, let's make it up Cho-cho Yeah, Cho-cho No, Cho-cho Cho-cho, sorry Yeah, yeah, yeah I apologize Cho-cho The kimchi cowboy The kimchi cowboy, yeah I live on a beach The king of kimchi Cho-cho Yeah No, and I'm on a farm And I pick up some cabbage Mm-hmm What do we do with this? No, it went bad. It already went bad. Oh, it went bad. And all your cabbage is bad now. Something's going on. Something is going on, right? And people are like, oh, just throw it away, right? They throw it into the ocean. I go, no. You throw it into a vinegar thing. Yeah, that thing. I go, no. We stick a hole, put it in the ground, right? Put some vinegar. I don't know how they make kimchi. So it's hot. How do they make kimchi, dude? I mean, you should learn. This is your past. Yeah. I don't make it at home. I don't have a home kit. No, you make a home kit. What do you mean? Wait, right now? Yeah. You don't? I don't know how it's made. Wow. Yeah, yeah. Bro, somebody can make you some of it. Yeah, yeah. What do you have to do? You prep and salt the cabbage. You wash and drain it, and then you make the paste in a large bowl. So you do all – yeah. Gochugaro, garlic, ginger, onion, fish sauce, and sugar form a thick red paste. You stir it all in there, then you put it in there, and you ferment it, right? You pack the glass jar tight, pressing down, get all the air out, and then you wait for fermentation. You let the jar sit at room temperature for one to five days. One to five days isn't insane. What? Well, the more days, the more fermentation. Once it smells sour and tastes to your liking, then you put it in the refrigerator. It'll continue to ferment slowly and it'll last for months. But whoever created this, this isn't the first time he tried it. This is like fucking 100 years of trying different ways. Well, we got to figure out this. Yeah, there's no way someone got that right the first time. Koreans are pretty smart. Yeah. So what is this? What did you have to put it into fermented in glass? What did you use? What did you use? Like a light bulb or something? What did you originally ferment? It had to be a glass. Yeah, something in the story. Yeah, something in the story that you took the air out of it and you were able to put the cabbage in something. What did you put it in? Well, there must have been jars, right? We had jars. Ooh, jars of clay. Remember that band? Yeah. Rain, rain on my face. What about this? What about this? How about this? We used jars as trash cans, right? So then I was just, let's throw it away. You worked for the trash company. Yeah, I work for the trash company, right? And I took the cabbage and threw it in their jars, their trash cans, right? Yeah. And then I threw away salt, too. Where did we get trash cans? Yeah, yeah. Let's throw away salt. We threw salt. All the ingredients. We're just throwing it away. You were taking salt from the ocean. Yeah, yeah. Let's throw it away. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Put it in the trash can. Yeah, the greedy ocean have too much salt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here we go, right? What else is in it? Well, it's... Water? Throw water away. We have too much water. We throw it away. Fish sauce. Fish sauce. Nobody eats fish sauce. We have too much fish sauce in the village, right? Throw it away. We're throwing all of it away. What else is in there? Garlic. Garlic and sugar. We have way too much garlic here. You're throwing everything away. Oh, wait. We put it in the trash can, right? And the trash guy doesn't pick it up for a long, long time. One to five days, it sounds like. Even longer. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah. For a couple of months. and then i walk out i walk out of my hut and i go god the trash man i'm not fucking coming here for like two months we threw all this stuff away right and then i go out i go i bet you money and i open up the lid yes and it's like on it's like on breath of the wild whenever you open ever it's like and you cook your meal yeah and you cook your meal and it's ready and i look down i go don't look delicious yeah right well you're starving you haven't eaten days oh yeah yeah I haven't eaten in days. There's a famine. Yeah, there's a famine. Yeah, yeah, there's a famine going on. It's a cabbage famine. It's a cabbage famine. Because I threw it all away. Rocket money. Let me tell you something, my friend. You saved me thousands of dollars a year. I'll tell you why. Why? Because of rocket money. Because of rocket money. Because I have so many dumb subscriptions I'm not even aware of anymore. Well, they're not dumb. You just signed up and you didn't remember them. 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Yeah, it was me too. Same guy. Yeah, dude. Right? Yeah. And orange chicken is the third one. That one you definitely did. Yeah, yeah. What do I do with all these oranges and chicken? Just an abundance of oranges. Yeah, that's the third one, right? I have so many oranges and chickens. I don't know what to do. Right? This is a chicken. He has an orange stuck in his throat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My chicken always eats oranges. Right? Yeah. I have to eat it anyway and then a car hits him yeah yeah yeah so you know this is that's where I the third one the orange chicken was where I won my Oscar we gotta call Netflix I think some of this stuff's gonna get made you will win an Oscar yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and the Academy Award goes to orange chicken Bobby Lee it could happen yeah yeah yeah Spielberg goes up there with you orange chicken was invented by chef Andy Cow in 1987 for Panda Express. Oh, so Panda Express created orange chicken? In Hawaii. Yep, in Hawaii. The Hunan flavors with battered fried chicken for the American palate. Iconic, sweet, tangy, slightly spicy dish known today. It is good. Shout out, Andy Cow. Shout out, Andy Cow. A hero and a legend. Is Andy Cow still alive? He's on that Panda Express to heaven, dude. Yeah. Sorry. One stop. It's not real. Andy Cow was one of 11 people who died in a shooting massacre at a dance studio in Monterey Park, California, January 21st. That is not real. There's no way. That is not real. Yeah, people didn't like it. Yes, it is. It is real. It's popcorn chicken. Wait a minute. It is real, dude. That's a Andy Dive with an idol. That's not real. That's the same guy that invented orange chicken got popped. He was 72 at the time. It looks like he didn't like it. Well, what? Mom? Somebody didn't like it. It always gives me heartburn. That's nuts. It's good. I love orange chicken Especially if you don't know about it And somebody gives it to you And you don't know about it I love that I'll take some Kung Pao If I ever have amnesia Take me to get orange chicken I'll wake you right back up Just because there's no better feeling Than that first time you get introduced to orange chicken Remember you didn't know about it And then you knew about it What? Mine is August 6th 1987 Orange chicken day Orange Chicken Day. That's when I knew about it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, when did you know about it? When's my D-Day? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was probably around the same time, I would bet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I cried. How about you? I went to the mall. April 14th, 2024. Oh, recently. Took me a minute. Yeah, it took you a minute. Couldn't really come down to it. The old Easter Orange. Yeah, Easter Orange. So you had never heard about it before then? Heard, never ingested. Right. Knew it existed, never was interested. Yeah, and then when you did it, what? I've been a Kung Pao guy for years, but I will dive a little bit of orange. A little bit here and there What's the one with the cashews And the peanuts or something That's Kung Pao That's good It's named after Ding Bozohan The Qing Dynasty official and governor of the Sichuan province Gong Bao That's a name that we don't use that much That's the movie that you're in Gong Bao What do you mean Ding? Ding's a great name I know but we don't see a lot of people More Dongs than Ding Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, what about Rambo? What if you did a Rambo? Oh. You know, can I say something? I asked about this, my agent. But that training montage is two hours long. There's no training montage in Rambo. Yes, there is in this version. Well, he's saying you have to justify it for the fans. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somehow. Yeah, they're going to need. I did call my agents many years ago. I go, is there any way I can be in Rambo? This is real. you just you just take him out and just put me i'm in every scene right but i changed the dialogue and this and that like in the beginning when you remember the cop is in the car whatever and he sees rambo and i come up to the you know he comes up to me and i go hey where's the bathroom you know like change the dialogue yeah they go you have to get the rights for the thing you wanted to be rambo yeah yeah but in a comedy way right i'm just playing myself with just you know i mean rambo was kind of a comedy yeah in and of itself look at that's hilarious or rimbo yeah rimbo we change it you know I don know dude I dude You from the Pacific Rim Yeah good Rimbo Rimbo is back. Everybody fell off that cliff. Oh, yeah. Who, Rambo? Rimbo's always falling off cliffs. Most of the movies is him in ICU. Yeah. That cliffhanger, that was... Oh, that is a gayest looking thing ever. If you don't think that picture is him trying to meet a guy somewhere, what is that? What are you doing down there? Come up here and climb with me. He's just waiting for Alex Honnold to pull up on him. He's waiting for Jared Leto to just scurry up after him. Have you had Honnold on your show? I feel like you... No. He would do your show, though. I can't believe he did that Taipei Tower. No, if he'd do that, he'd do your show. Did you see it? We talked about it, right? Yeah. This or this? Did you watch it? We talked about it. Okay. I saw some of it. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah, he lived. He lived. Yeah. I was actually at a place and somebody said to somebody else who was a rock, I'm like, just letting you know he lived. And like, oh, good. I mean, that is the number one concern. Yeah. What ended up happening? How far can you go up the building? Probably till I see some tits in a window. I'm ordering a Sprite at that point. I sat on a plane. Sorry, go ahead. Go. You sat on a plane with who? um Dante Filipino actor oh no yeah yeah he was in uh um Hook yes yeah yeah oh yeah I like that great guy Rufio he played Rufio oh great guy I have a story so he has like 19 brothers he has 19 brothers he's got a lot of brothers Dante Bosco the Boscos he's got like two other brothers I exaggerate but I remember dude I remember in commercial auditions back in the day I was always against his whole family. Oh. When it said Asians, it was him, it was the Boscos. Dude, that could be a movie, Bobby versus the Boscos. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they book all the Panda Express ads. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But sometimes I would beat them. Yeah. God, I beat the fucking Boscos. That's how it is, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who did you used to go up against when you were auditioning in LA? Dude, I would get over there. I'd be furious. I had to drive over there. I was late. I would always leave my shit in the car. I'd be practicing and shit. Oh my God. I'd get in the room. I was too scared to talk sometimes. I remember one time I had him open the window and then I was like, can you open the other window? I was like, I can't, I just couldn't even speak or whatever. And I just was too nervous to even talk. I know it's the worst. I would start saying, I was just like, I was so bad. I don't know anybody like trying to think it was ever anybody in a hallway where I was like, oh, we're in for this same thing or if it repeatedly happened. I don't think so. I don't there wasn't enough that I went out for like regularly yeah you know one time I saw Ian Edwards in the waiting room and I said what are you going out for and he said whatever the role was I said that's the same thing as me so obviously they they don't know they've already booked somebody else oh yeah it's like we a skinny black guy and then a redheaded it was like what in the fuck are you guys looking for that to me was always a signal it's like they already gave it to a to a famous guy they're waiting for him to sign so they just have us in there to like placate the time so they can have a job yeah I wouldn't even go I'd be called in with Asians. I'd be called in with the other category. Yeah. So I'd be in the lobby, and there's like a 9'5 Nigerian guy, a 900-pound Samoan guy, guy from a fire. Yeah, you're the fire guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the afterlife in Beetlejuice. All those guys. That's what my love is. Bobby's audition. There's a guy with a little head. Yeah. Just waiting with the handbook. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah i'd be like more freak character category did you love it when you went to audition when i look back on it i realized i didn't like it sometimes i if it was if it was like set up for me to win and have fun yeah loved it but if i was if you knew that you were there as a just a sheep for them to push through the line i hate it i would get so mad because i knew they weren't giving it to you they were giving it to a famous person you'd have a conversation with someone an agent or manager would be like they already made an offer to you know channing tatum josh hutserson and you're like well what the fuck am i doing now well they want to see other people it's like no they don't this is just so people can have jobs because otherwise it's like well let's get lunch so they that always made me sad because i was like well i'm wasting everyone's time even if i was nice and affable and funny and good at the audition it was like well who gives a shit they don't they're like yeah but you don't think that if you were that good they might change not in a million fucking year i think you're right yeah that those days of that old hollywood like and we saw her and she blow us away it's like that's not a thing they already know well you get to meet casting directors you get to once you meet them though and they know you they already all know they all talk about who they want if the room was cold i would fuck up oh yeah when i'd walk into a room and they're just kind of like you know i mean i'd be just like i'm done i can't do it yeah cabinets create the energy completely yourself like i was good at some of the talking and communicating but then when we get into the thing i think i would just be too nervous yeah i just did it there was something about you could do it now though yeah now i think i would probably be a little bit more like i understand it and i would only do something i really wanted to do but you have the confidence now i think to do well you got your own movie coming out you don't need other people's fucking movies yeah when are you guys releasing that you and spade in april what's the name can we know the name bus boys boys boys bum bum bum bum that was a fun shoot brother yeah nate diaz is in it that's cool too yeah i met nate through shane one time and sometimes he'll facetime me like in the middle of the night and i get nervous to answer because i don't know what he's gonna ask me to do i agree what is he gonna say like bury a body right yeah he's gonna i just like i could just see me picking up be like what's up brother what are you doing right now and i'm like i'm in bed and he'd be like get on a plane immediately you know like and i have to do i would be like i have what am i gonna yes you can't say no i can't say no bro that'd be a good you can't say no to nate diaz dude that would be a crazy movie whenever he does call me i get i'm like fuck i gotta i prepare a little bit but him and chris avila that's uh another fighter that um they they both came in dude it was freaking hilarious like the whole thing was just ridiculous but it was a it was a bit it was a good it was a good experience to learn about how to do it all yeah you know we just paid for it ourselves and like nobody would help us make it yeah but when i did it right am i still in the movie yeah okay good hey yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but the reason why i had so much fun is because um you guys kind of just let me do whatever i wanted to do oh yeah you were good in that no no but i was just like hey can i just do this or like yeah that's when you shine yeah it's so fun you can't you can't tie you down baby but when they're saying no you have to say it like this yeah it's hard you have to do it like this you have to walk like this i've had that note walk can you walk in the room different i'm like what well yeah you got an interesting gate yeah dude you're being very edgy and confrontational i just said your stride is what the fuck is your problem do you not have a weird gate i do so what am i saying people have commented you walk like a gta character yeah you walk like a you walk like a npc of npc i do you walk npc i have to change my walk huh no no no okay no we're just joking around okay okay none of is real is isn't okay are there health concerns you do start to have bobby oh yeah for sure but i gotta quit smoking smoking is the worst i can't breathe you got back on smoking after i can't breathe i can't breathe and then uh some young lung that's what you need now you need a transplant dude hey bro you need a transplant you need some young lung sorry that's very racist and that's i like that i like it yeah i like it so good yeah We're worried about COPD. Yeah. And then another thing is I don't move. That's right. Yeah, yeah. Some days. You bed sores? No, some days I just all wake up. They're welts. They're bed welts. I'll tell you my schedule. Okay. All right. I'll tell you my schedule. Yesterday. Bring up Wahlberg's schedule and we'll put his next to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wake up at 3.30, pray, work out. Yeah. His is wake up, go to Wahlbergers. 2 30 wake up prayer time 255 this is insane it's insane what is this by the way can i tell you it's real no it is not my hands 2 30 a.m wake up it's real what wow i'm telling you yeah i had a small role in a movie with him and i and i jokingly brought it up and he was dead serious about it i was like come on man you're not up that early in the morning like be real every day he's like every day brother i was like come on man and he looked he threw daggers through me like what are you talking about like you oh i think he's confident oh no he's in it this is his shit okay when he's having his meal three is when i go to sleep that's when i go to sleep yeah when he yeah when i'm sleeping that's when i'm gonna think mark walberg's eating his third meal that puts you to sleep that's how you count that's how i Yeah. Wow. I love how at 11 a.m. he has family time meetings, work calls at family time when his kids are at school. That's the best. Yeah. This isn't real. Wow. It's real. Meal seven. Can you zoom in? Meal seven. Meal seven. What is he, a fucking hobbit? Meal seven. He's a shark. Wow. At four, workout two. He goes to bed at 7.30, dude. I love that. It works out like five times a day. I just watched Hacksaw Ridge last night. Give it to him. So good. You brought it up twice already. What's up with the movie? He loved the movie. It's so good. I've never seen it. I'm watching a lot of war movies right now just in case things get really bad. Really? What's your favorite one so far? Hacksaw? 1917 was really good. Hamburger Hill I like. Is it good? Yeah. I like the event. What? Yeah. Yeah. The event was insane. Armageddon is one to watch. Armageddon? Just to prep. Oh, there you go. Yeah, if we want to go back to where we belong. Yeah. Platoon. Let's rank them. Platoon. Probably one of the best. One of the best. Full Metal Jacket. First half of the movie. I think it's a great movie. Okay. Let Her See You O Jima. Yeah, that's a good war movie. Apocalypse. Band of Brothers. Das Boot's great. Band of Brothers is the best. That's a great show. That's a great show. Band of Brothers is so good, dude. Yeah. Marriage or no? Ever? Yeah. Yeah, me too. Do you think we can get there, though, Bobby? I mean, look, I just don't want to talk about this at the time because I talk about it a lot on my show. Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's not talk about it. You end up becoming this whiny guy who's like – it's like you can figure it out. But, yeah, also, you've just been busy, and, yeah, you want to find somebody that's a good match. There's been a couple good girls that I could have hitched on to that I let it go. Yeah. And I didn't because I was focused on work. So it's all good. Yeah, I feel like – it sounds like somebody trying to convince themselves. But that's okay. We're doing good. It's all good. Yeah, it's all good. You find a partner when you find a partner. I tell him that all the time. He's on the hunt, and I'm always like, dude, just let it be. You've done so much. That's Rimbo, dude. Rimbo. That right there is Rimbo. He's out there, bro. The Kimchi King, Rimbo. Oh, dude, he'll hide in your bushes and eat your ass. That's Rimbo, dude. I only had a little bit. it's coming for you. And I appreciate you guys so much, dude. I love you, brother. I love you too, man. It's been a long time. It's so fun to see you. And also, how funny that we finally got you on the show. I know. I'm sorry that I haven't been in here before. No, don't be sorry. It is my fault. I always thought that you did it before. It's so crazy. Well, I've come and done Tiger Belly. I think the timing was just easier on certain times. It's like, you know, the past four years I lived in Nashville. So it's like the timing on when I'm here. It's just, it's been tough sometimes, but. We should go to Nashville for a while. Yeah, I want to, I think. It's fun out there. Yeah, yeah. I've never really spent that much. We did the Ryman together, but. That was great. That was the last time I was there. And Carlos had himself a little bit of a night. Yeah. That's when you got. Are there a lot of Asians in Nashville? Yeah. There are some Laotians. Hmm. Yeah, well, we'll start it. I could be Laotian for a weekend. And I met a Korean guy the other day named Zach. And I met a Korean girl named Emily. As of right now, Nashville Davidson makes up approximately 3% Asian population there. There you go. There you go. You'll fit in. Okay. 3% is good. Not bad. What is it here in Los Angeles? Bring your Lumina. Bring your Lumira. What is it called? Lumia. Lumia. Yeah, yeah. Bring your Lumia. What's America? Yeah, what is it here? In LA, I mean. 12%. Wow. Yeah, bro. Yeah, don't leave. 1.5 million of you guys In LA alone That's right You could throw a chopstick and hit one of them And those don't go far That's beautiful Oh Filipina is the largest group Yeah we love them The best Koreans are the third And other notable groups Vietnamese shout out to those guys Indian and Japanese is lower Because they remain in Japan because they know that Japan is the best. Hard to beat. People love Japan. Hard to beat. I hear about it all the time right now. Dude, we're going to go this year. In July, maybe. Yeah, yeah. You should come. You should come. Seriously. Yeah. What if we all went to Japan? That'd be fun. Well, you've got to come this way to go that way, so you might as well come say hi. We made a documentary. Oh, I'd love that. Yeah, I'd love that too, man. I'd love to go to Japan. Boys in Japan? Yeah, yeah. The boys go to Japan? That'd be fun. It'll be our three amigos. Yeah. I'm D'Artagnan. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. You should. That's me with the sword. Okay. Okay. I want to learn how to do that. No, come on. No, seriously. No. What, the sacrificing? No. What is it? Harigato. Harigato. Harigato. Yeah, yeah. Shama se. Yeah. Not Hare Krishna. What is it? Hare Kari. What? Hare Kari. Hare Kari. Hare Kari. Harry Carrier. He's killing himself. Yeah. And there's the Japanese stabbing himself to death. Cubs win. Go Cubs go. Go Cubs go. Yeah, yeah. Did you see a picture of Bobby's mom there? That's Bob's mom. That was in her acting days. I see why Steve moved back. Yeah. You'd be a Phoenician yourself. Oh, I'll have the green curry, you know. We want to thank our guests for coming on the show. Do you have fun? Dude, I had so much fun, man. You're the best. Yeah, I think it's good. I just like – yeah, sometimes I'll get into spaces where I isolate and stuff. So I'm trying to kind of take a play out of your book, Bobby, and just like not do that. You think sometimes that the getting better is in the ice. It's like I just need to wait and get better. But sometimes it's like, no, I need to do more stuff. Just do it. But anyway, yes. I'm sorry. There's a long answer. I've said enough. I had a great time, and thank you so much, dude. And congratulations, dude. I feel the world feels so lucky that you guys make this show and your producers, too. This is like people everywhere I go. Do you know them? Do you know bad friends? Do you know them? Same with you, dude. I think we're all the same. We're family. And you know what the thing about you is that I want to say something real. is that there's so much about you that I relate to. We're very similar in so many different ways. And so my heart really goes out to you all the time. And what are you talking about for what? Just same height, same look, same style. No, just in terms of... Same guy. What? I mean, my heart goes out to you. I love you, I mean. Oh, yeah, just say that. My heart goes out to you like I'm fucking trapped on an island or something. Like I'm in ICU. Sorry, go ahead. I'm messing it up. Go on. I'm going to relax back. I'm going to chill out. What were you saying? I love you. Is that better? I love you too. Yeah. There's many things about you that I relate to as well. What are you doing? Similar, you know. Feels good. That's what I want to say. When I look at you, it feels good. Anyway, say thank you for being a fat bad friend on the... Thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you. Thank you.