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So we're going to need help on this one. Excuse me. When... Never eat kale. No, that's the coughing that you held in as best you could while you were reading. When someone new reads my name... Sorry. Sorry. When someone new reads my name, whether on a name tag or on a screen, I notice a look of confusion in their eyes as they attempt to decipher the pronunciation without being crass. Now, I'd be completely honest. I have no idea what the name is. Like, I'm not asking a trivia question that I know the answer to. Wait, that's all we have to go by. Well, they do say, with... Okay, so if it's written on a screen or on a name tag, I notice a look of concern in someone's eyes as they attempt to decipher the pronunciation without being crass. When in person, it's easy to run interference. I could save my name quickly, clearly annunciating the long U before any embarrassment can occur. However, online and large meetings or social gatherings, it's more awkward to type out the pronunciation. So the long U is obviously a massive hint. Yes. But we don't know what language is the native tongue. That's the part that I don't like. It looks an awful lot like a certain four letter word. It's rarely used in the English language. Is the four letter word rarely used in the English language? Or do you mean what the translation... Do we just get to say what we think it is? You have a guess? Maybe. What do you think? Well, there's no, no, because the spelling wouldn't be right. Oh, this is like wordle. So which letter is the U? Well, there's a U in it. But we don't know which letter? No, I don't know if it's... The name looks an awful lot. Is it a four letter word? I thought you said it was a four letter word. Well, the person says it looks an awful lot like a certain four letter word. So I'm guessing it's four. It's got to be. I mean, I think we can all hazard guesses, but might not feel comfortable saying it. Well, that's what I'm trying to ask. Does it... Do I just say it? Like, okay, we do know that there's a U in it. A long U. A long U is U instead of a. Yes. Oh, I have a guess actually now. That's popped in my head. I have one. Do we have to first state the language? God, I hope not. Well, that's it. But that's the other thing. How do I know if it's a... Did they say it's common in its native language? I don't know if my guess is common in a native language. Oh, so now I'm confused. So it looks like a four letter English word. It's not a bad word in the native language. It's rarely used in English, but common in its native language. Okay, so my guess is not right. I think mine is still, but I'm so afraid to say it. Well, I can go first if you want, because mine's not right. There's no way with that. Well, you don't know. Mine is a bad word in another language that has a U in it. Right. But if you're an English speaker, you probably would just read the name and not think anything of it. Unless you can speak some Spanish. Go ahead. Puta. Doesn't that mean whore? So she would be like, P-U-T-A. My name's P-U-T-A. Yeah, but that's not a four letter word. P-U-T-A. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Puta. Puta. Yeah. But that's her name. But that's not going to work, because it has to... I think we're on to something. It's going to look like a four letter word. A bad English word. Okay. What are you going to guess? I really can't. Oh, you can't say that. Why not? I can see what's written. I think I can see. Yeah, why can't I say that? I just looked at it. Why can't I say that? I'm going to say the U, like U and not uh. You can pretend it's two O's. Like the artist? But is that popular in another language? That's what I don't know. What is the... So you're guessing, because I went straight to the other language, you're just guessing English words and hoping they have a tie to another language. Yes, but I'm changing the uh to you. Yeah. You're like vanilla ice. Yes, that's what I'm doing. I don't know foreign languages. I know English. Maybe you don't guess that yet. Does Sarah have a guess or Kristen? Kristen, no. Well here, here we go. Where am I going? Well what if they steal your... You're not going to... Then I'll applaud them. I'll be like we're both foreigners. Where am I going? Kristen, what's wrong? Nobody's cussing. What's wrong? It's a fine line, isn't it? It elongated you. You... Yeah, don't mess this up. Don't mess this up. Line one. Hi, Elliot in the morning. Hey Elliot, how's it going? Josh, get Monkey Ranch ready. Uh, yes, what can I do for you? I'm going to be very careful here. My guess is that it is a Vietnamese name. I'm going to guess Phuc. Okay, now that is... Five letters. Say again? Five letters, but it goes back to the four-letter English word. Right. Is that it? It's four. Phuc. Oh, I thought there was a K on the end. The... What's the other word? Wait, so... But she says rarely used in English language, so... It's rarely used in English, but common in its name. I feel like that Vietnamese name is used regularly in the English language. Right? But is she saying... Am I also saying the... Thank you, sir. That's a good one. Yes. I went to school with a Phuc. I did. I don't think you've ever told us that. Yeah. Or isn't she saying that... I think his last name was Wyn. No, his last name... Wait, was his last name Wyn or was that... It's a last name. Yes. Phuc Wyn. Yeah. So... But that's... And you're right, the F word, though, is used a lot. Yes. So that would be disqualifying. And I'm concerned now, too, thinking of what you've written down. Right. So if Diane was here, she'd say, oh, that's used a lot. Driving home. It's her road rage term, right? It is. Yes. Yes. But are they saying this is an actual word in the English language as well as the foreign language? Yes, it's rarely used in English but common in its native language. I gotta find the derivative of my word. Kristen, where am I going? Hi, Elliot. Good morning. Hi, is this me? Yeah, hi, who's this? Hi, this is Jay. I know a word that sounds like this but I don't know how often we choose. Wait, also, can I... May I jump in for a second? May I jump in for a second? The long U. The long U, right? Yeah. Number one, let's really enunciate that. Number two, the long U isn't like two O's, right? Well, that's what it sounds like. Or it can be like why U. That's where my head goes. Or couldn't it have the two dots on the top? Okay, we're not doing that. I don't know how to type that. But it's a foreign language so it could be. Okay, but to me it's like what's a word with a U in it that's not on the edge? Cute. And that's the long U. Yeah, cute. But so is cut. Cut. Fluid is two O's and cute is more that why. Okay, no, that's fair. That's fair. Anyway, back to you, ma'am. Back to you. No. So I was reading a book and the person's last name was SUCH. And I was like, I don't know how to say that without it being sounding like a bad word. But I think it's called Fuchs. Or Fuchs. I'm not sure. Fuchs? Fuchs? I know what it's not. That was my guess. It's a German word. Right. Yeah. And it's also like the eye disease. But that's... Fuchs district. But I don't know how often that would be used. But that's also... But isn't that name common in the English language? So the book I was reading it was about like a German person. Right. Okay. All right. Would that be it? Is that a common last name? I don't think so. It's not a last name. It means Fox. Yeah. But it can be last name. I mean, there are people... Well, it is their last name. That's what the person's last name is. But she's saying it's common in the other language. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. All right. Very good. Very good. I don't like that one. Okay. There's a picture with a la... Oh, no, that's an A. Never mind. That's not a U. Where am I going, Kristen? Why do you look so uneasy in that? Line four. Hi, Elliot. Good morning. Yeah. Is this me? Yeah. Hi. Yeah. I think the name is... Kunt. Okay. That's what I wrote down. That is Elliot's guess. I wrote down Kunt. K U with a room loud and then an NG. Oh, that's a double dots. I went with Kunt. But what is... Where does that... Where does that... What language is that? Like, where is that from? German. German or like Austrian. Oh, really? Is that a common name? Not now. Maybe like probably like... Back in the day. Yeah. I think that's a common name. Yeah. I think that's a common name. Yeah. I think that's a common name. Yeah. I think that's a common name. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's a common name. Maybe like probably like... Back in the day. 60 years ago. Yeah. So in Germany, probably the southern portion of Germany, Kunt is what I went with. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A little Northern German accent there. All right. Very good. And thank you for being so precise with your pronunciation. Thank you, sir. You're very welcome. I think I nailed it. I'm reading here though that the name is a rare historically attested surname. Yeah, I don't like rare. Yeah. I don't like that. We know this is common. Yes. It's especially in its native language. Right. And remember, I did name my daughter Ima. I hate that you actually don't have the answer. No. That's the worst part. That is the worst part. Where am I going, Kristen? Did all the Kunt's hang up? Line one. Hi, Yelena the morning. Oh, wait. I hit the wrong button. I'm sorry. Hi, Yelena the morning. Hey, yeah, I was thinking it'd be like kook, but it smelled like cock. Okay, but that's not a bad word. Well, depends on how you use it. Usually people when they're calling me it are not being nice about it. No, no, but like that's not that's not a foul word. You know what I mean? Like you wouldn't have to you wouldn't you wouldn't be concerned if your last name was cock. Yeah, but if I got caught a cock in a business meeting, I wouldn't exactly take that well. Well, then I'll ask Miss Kunt to leave. All right, very good. Thank you, sir. Thank you. A lot of people guess the same word as you, Elliot. Yeah. Great minds. Maybe somebody out there has the last name. Line six. Hi, Yelena the morning. Hey, is this me? Yeah. Hi. What can I do for you? Hey, I was I was kind of there, but I'm an idiot. I was just thinking of it at five, but it was KU and TV. Oh, yes. Yeah. Yeah. The Kunt's family. That's okay. That's all right. That's gotta be it. I think I'm right. It follows all of the criteria. Yes. It's very common in its native language. That's the one thing that the Internet disagrees with. I was also going to say rarely used in English is this is a little off. I would in a meeting struggle to call attendance on that person. If they spelled it like I wrote it. I will say a handful of people before that first caller went with the Vietnamese route. They also thought it may be Phuc and that means good fortune and blessing. But is it a common last name? Yeah. In Vietnam, where was it? Vietnamese. Vietnam. It says relatively common. Frequently found in Vietnam and among the Chinese Vietnamese community. So far we have a tie. But Elliott, you're sticking with your gut. What a great family feud. I'm sorry. Your gut. Cute. What a great family feud though. You get the Phuc family and the Kunt's. And this is Steve Harvey. Line two. Hi, I cannot do the other one. Hi, Elliott. The morning. That's more than four letters. I'm sorry. Yes. Who is this? Yeah. My last name has a noom lout. I remember although there's nothing German about me, but if I'm going by my last name's pronunciation, then it should be Kunt. Oh, you know what? That's even better. That is your is that really your last name? No, it's not my last name. My last name has a noom lout over it. And I'll say my last name is Corner, but it's not over the O. Corner. Corner. Yeah, like corner kick, but you pronounce it. I have someone from Germany. How you pronounce my last name is pronounced Kierne. But again, I'm not German at all, but that's that's a pronunciation. I go by corner. Right. I'm not German. So then I would be Kunt's. Kunt's. You will be Kunt's. Oh, isn't that cute? Cute. All right. Very good. Very good. Thank you, sir. Thank you, my friend. I'm from Instagram. My husband's name is F U C H. We had three girls and changed it to Fox. Are you serious? Why? Don't abandon your family name. It leads to awkwardness like you described it. And it was at first. Yes. Now, of course, I named my eldest Ivana. Followed by one. Thank you. I got to come up with my third. That's good though. I wouldn't have changed it. Gonna. There we go.
