You Look Like You Stole A Horse In The West

This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center. Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. Armstrong and Getty. And now, here's Armstrong and Getty. A teacher got caught urinating in a coffee container in a classroom during a break. It actually happens to be school Joe's kids went to. By a clandestine surveyor, surveyor of him. The story has leaked out. And of course, in big scandals like this, the drip, drip, drip of new information is I'm not even going to dignify that with a laugh. That was a low moment. Okay. Although we have established it's not as bad the urination as if it had been like a number two in a Maxwell House can. Correct. Whether you're listening live or streaming, I hope your stream is strong and steady so you can enjoy this hour of the Armstrong and Getty show. Yes, Katie? Why? You stooped. You just... No, he was having too much fun. I was feeling left out. You had to cut me off. Right. Right. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Anyway, we got some interesting text responses to this. One of the interesting things about this story, well, why did you do that, dude? But the other part is, dudes are like, eh, probably shouldn't, but whatever. And women are horrified. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So interesting, and we're the perfect show to answer the questions on everybody's mind. So stay with us. But first, it's the beloved Friday tradition. Let's take a fond look back at the week that was. It's cow clips of the week. The Supreme Court's ruling on tariffs is deeply disappointing. They're very unpatriotic and disloyal to our Constitution. I think it's an embarrassment to their families. You want to know the truth. The two of them. There are two aircraft carrier strike groups, more than 100 cargo planes. And we're hopeful that we're able to come to a good resolution without the military. It turned very quickly. All we heard was gunshots. Several cartel members were killed, including El Mencho, the head of the new generation Jalisco cartel. A deadly gun battle off the coast of Cuba. Four people killed aboard a Florida-registered speedboat. But if we will give him all he wants, we will lose everything. Our houses, our lives. We need her to come home. For that reason, we are offering a family reward of up to $1 million. In New York City, meanwhile, the police are investigating an incident you may have seen online. In Washington Square Park, officers were pelted by snowballs. spokesperson for the Clintons, former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary Hillary Clinton. She says the Clintons, the Clintons of Clinton. I'm afraid the issue is not my understanding, but rather the problem is perhaps you've gotten adjusted. I'm in love with my AI boyfriend. And then some time passes and they pop back up again. And here's the catch. They act like nothing happened. Watch across it comes. Jack Hughes wins it. The golden goal for the United States. I love the USA. I love my teammates. I'm so proud to be American today. I'm like you. I'm no better than you. I'm a 960 SAT guy. And that's why I titled my book, I'm Like You, because I'm like you. I didn't write it because I don't know how to read or write because I'm dumb as s**t. If you agree with this statement, then stand up and show your support. The first duty of the American government is to protect American citizens, not illegal aliens. Look, nobody stands up. These people are crazy, I'm telling you. They're crazy. It's clips of the... The reaction to Gavi's, I'm just like you, especially you black people, I'm dumb, has been greeted with nothing but derision. I'm looking at the list of folks who commented from Nina Turner, former Democratic lawmaker from Ohio, Nicki Minaj, Tim Scott, and Andrew Stiles in the Free Beacon points out the long history of this sort of thing in the Democratic Party. from Hillary's hilarious accents to Joe Biden talking about Romney's going to put you all back in chains and equated blackness with poverty explaining that poor kids are just as bright and talented as white kids. Wow. I need to bring us back to the top issue. Maybe the number one issue, if you want to call it that, of a teacher... Oh, boy. Urinating in a coffee can in a classroom. I tried, folks. Let the record show. Empty classroom. The question being, of course, let's assume the best. We now know the guy's name. We're not going to say it on the air, but it'll be everywhere now that the video is out. I'm going to assume the best. But so, say he pays his bills on time. Faithful to his wife. Raised children in a responsible way. good teacher, etc., etc. Moses' lawn. Is an entire man's life defined by urinating in a coffee container in the classroom? I say no. That was my... Not in my America. That was good. My Mr. Smith goes to Washington speech trying to defend a guy who peed in his workplace. Had a little bit of Atticus Finch to it, too. Yes. To kill a mockingbird. Hey, got this email from Jeff. I wish I had thought of that when I was teaching. There's often not enough time to get to the bathroom. I've had times where I didn't have more than a couple of minutes between students coming in. I had to run across the campus at lunchtime to the closest bathroom in the office. Couldn't even get the door closed, blah, blah, blah. Bathroom concerns are a major factor for teachers. Women frequently get bladder infections. Did you, when you urinated in your classroom, say, gosh, gosh, gosh, that's nice when you're done? That, to me, is outside the scope of this investigation. That is an untoward personal detail that you are just... Again, I will not... It's yellow journalism. Yes, Katie. Jeez, good God. To that emailer's point, the door for class did open back up within a minute and a half after he zipped her up. So, 90 seconds, you're in this business. You know how long 90 seconds is. Yeah, but... I can go to the lunchroom, pour myself a cup of coffee and amble back exchanging pleasantries with co-workers in 90 seconds. Come on. I don't know. I'm not having my wang out within 90 seconds of a kid coming through the door, especially if for some reason, like you said earlier, they come in early because they left something in their backpack or something, whatever. I hate to say this out loud because now I'm working your side of the street. It seems like incredibly bad judgment because every classroom locks these days because of the horrific situation with a school shooter that you wouldn't lock the door real quick, even if you were going to do that. So, and here's where I'm really ashamed of myself. Is there a bit of a feeling of sport to it or a bit of a thrill almost? The gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, that's nice. Sounds like some sort of thrill. Well, if you're wondering what the listeners thought, you're in luck. Katie, do you want to do a show together? I would love that. Gettie and Green. Wouldn't that be good? Yes, I'm in. We have some text here. Can I run your board? Yes. It's gross and it's a sad case, but it shows you the power of union negotiations and protection of its members. Well, we might see that because I have a feeling just because people, the way they react to these things, there's going to be a push to get rid of the guy, and I have no idea if that's appropriate or not. Mr. Gosh, gosh, gosh will claim, says this texter, inadequate break time or subpar facilities for teachers, thus causing a urinary tract infection, he will sue the school district and win. Not at all. The bladder infections that Jeff the teacher alerted. Not at all out of the realm of possibility. Well the important thing is the taxpayer will pay either way Parareasus I don know how to say it Shy bladder would explain the teacher actions perfectly It a condition So you're going to go after people who are... You're an ableist. You're going after people who are handicapable. Suffering from pararussis. And then this one, because this person agrees with me. I'm suspicious too. Did you know there's a subgenre of teacher-inclusive staged classroom absurdity on YouTube? It's a thing. Wait a minute. What now? This isn't staged. A subgenre of teacher-inclusive, like teachers in on it, staged classroom absurdity on YouTube. I have seen those before. Where the teacher and the kids get together on something and then post it like a crazy thing happened, and it goes viral. Wow. That's not this. You don't think? No, because... No. I don't think that's impossible here. What makes me think it's more believable? If he had said nothing, I'd be willing to believe it more than that. I've been around a lot of dudes peeing in my life. I'm the kind of guy that goes to bars where you pee at a trough. We're all standing at a trough. There's like 15 of us. I like those kind of places. Like an animal. I've never heard anybody exclaim anything, let alone, can we hear the audio? Gosh, gosh, gosh. That's nice. Oh, God. But Katie, the idea that it's staged, that just doesn't have the tinkle of truth to you. Okay. Gideon Green is off. Oh, no. It was so promising. Tinkle of truth. I already spent my signing bonus. It doesn't, first of all, and Jack, you're bringing up the crop job on this. It was shot on a laptop, So it was obviously cropped on both sides so it could go on TikTok, not to mention the fact that if his parts were in it, it wouldn't be postable. And it just, I don't see why this would be one of those stage things when he can lose his job for it. It'd be pretty edgy. No. Oh, my Lord. No, it's not that. It's not that. We can dismiss that possibility from the investigation. It's like George H.W. Bush eating babies. It's a crackpot tip. Moving on. Any other thoughts on that? Probably the most interesting part of it is the divide between men and women. Between, eh, and this is a horror. But again, I talked about peeing outside at the farm. I mean, just... I've mentioned that before in groups, and the women just think it's awful. Like, you should, you know, a quarter mile from your house, get in your truck and drive back to a bathroom rather than pee behind your truck. We, in the very town where this teacher is doing his thing, we moved from a house where I had ample space. Because I did all of our landscape stuff for years and years. We moved from a house where I had several excellent choices for outdoor urination to a house where I didn't. And oh, such drag. I'm covered with dirt and sweat and everything else. Now I've got to take off my boots. I've got to walk and I've got to shake all the leaves off. Come on. If you're a new listener, you wouldn't know this, but my kids were born, we were on 40 acres, and then we were on 20 acres for most of their childhood. I'll bet, having grown up rural, I've probably peed outside more than inside in my lifetime. Wow, this probably ought to be in Chapter 1 of your autobiography. That's fascinating. I have the statement from the principal. Chapter one. If you guys want. Yes. Yes. This afternoon, after school dismissal, which is debatable, a parent and a staff member informed the school administration that a student-recorded video showed a staff member engaging in conduct inconsistent with our professional standards. While the video does not... Wait, just to nail that down, that's inconsistent with your professional standards? That's not part of your professional standards? Right, that's not on there. in the mail. Yeah, it's supposed to be a Gatorade bottle in the school procedures, not a Folgers can. While the video does not involve any students or other staff, the staff member has been placed on leave while the Granite Oaks Middle School and Rockland Unified School District investigate the incident. Investigates the incident. How long is that investigation going to take? Looks to me like you peed in a coffee can. Yeah, I did. Hmm, that's quite the investigation. Now what? While we are unable to share specific details, please be assured that we take this matter very seriously and are addressing it, and you're in for answers soon. Just kidding, I added that last part. You're an idiot. Now I'm quitting our show. Nobody's got a show. Okay, any thoughts? Text line 415-295-KFTC. Overnight in Texas, we've learned the Department of Defense mistakenly shot down a Customs and Border Protection drone they believed was a threat, prompting the FAA to restrict flights near El Paso. Yeah, the interesting part of that story is, and I don't think she mentioned it there, they shot it down with a laser. Yeah. They used a laser. We have lasers that can shoot things down? I don't know that I knew that. Yeah, I liked the bureaucraties-style comment that the Pentagon shot down a seemingly threatening drone in Texas. leading to FAA restrictions. So as a Border Patrol drone, the Pentagon shot it down with a laser, and the FAA said, hey, what are you doing? Do these people all have each other's phone numbers? Two quick texts we got. One from a family whose kid is in that classroom has that teacher, and one of the kids did purposely record the teacher. The teacher, we parents really like. It's too bad he did this. So we'll see what happens with that. The other text I liked was, I'm mostly offended that he drinks Folgers. I've had two people make me coffee in the last couple of months using Folgers crystals, and it was great. In both cases, I think, ask, what's this coffee? It was so good. It was just Folgers instant coffee, and it was really good. It's a unique taste that I don't dislike. No, I don't dislike it either, and it's super cheap. Oh, I like coffee. Bill Clinton currently testifying on Epstein. Anything going to come out of that? I have no idea. I think the best... Anything relevant or important? No. Gossip worthy? Perhaps. Right. If he struggles to deal with the questions because of his age, that would be kind of interesting. Just in that he was really, really, really good at that back in the day. And he certainly got lots of practice because he got hauled in to have to answer questions about a lot of different things throughout his life. in front of the press or, you know, whoever. We don't have time to do much right here, but perhaps on the other side of the break we can talk about this. It's super interesting. There are trends in plastic surgery, particularly among women. I'm going to get the neck tuck. Oh, boy. Look how much younger I look. Immediately, 10 years younger. Like a child. Stop doing that to your neck. The great cosmetic undoing is here. Women having procedures undone. Is the newest trend. Like what mostly? Fillers and various plumpings of various parts. Plumpings? Getting smaller implants. No longer wanting to look like they're in anaphylactic shock with their lips. Right. You know, I'm not a woman. I pull that back. It looks like you're being hanged for some crime. I think I look younger. Not like I'm being hanged. You look like you stole a horse in the Old West. That's what you look like. Anyway, more on that and much more to come. Yeah, lots of stuff on the way. If you missed a segment, get the podcast. Armstrong and Getty on demand. You should subscribe. Armstrong and Getty. Friday. Going to be super nice where I live. Going to be riding bikes and playing catch at the football, can't we? Good for you. Any of these jokes funny, Michael? that we haven't gotten to yet? Yeah, there's one about Trump's love for McDonald's. There you go. During their White House visit this week, President Trump reportedly served the U.S. men's Olympic hockey team McDonald's. I mean, of course he did. I think he only invites people to the White House so he can get McDonald's. This is a lot of people. Should we just hit the drive-thru? That was, if you saw that video, that was really great. Those dudes seemed super happy and excited about it, too. Of course they were. Yeah, and who could have a problem with it? The New York Times. Right, right. And your lefty alphabet networks So back to a couple of stories that are not terribly important I don think but they interesting Undoing is the great new trend in plastic surgery Undoing breast implants and various plumpings and fillings and that sort of thing. Let's see. Patients are following in the footsteps of pioneers like Victoria Beckham, who had her breast plants removed. Kylie Jenner and Courtney Cox, both of whom have spoken openly about having dermal filler dissolved. Where did they have it? On their faces, I think. Probably cheekbones. They may be hoping that an excavation will reveal their original bone structure, at least lips that don't look like they're in the throes of anaphylactic shock. But warns Muneeb Shah, a board-certified dermatologist, blah, blah, blah, who's got nearly 18 million followers on TikTok. Whoa. What the hell? Says he gets these questions all the time. Filler, he says, the most common cosmetic treatment he sees getting reversed, though simply dissolving it won't get the job done. Quote, once you have all that volume in your skin, when you take it away, it's like a deflated balloon. That's not a good look. That's not a good look. He advises deflating clients to try radiofrequency microneedling, such as Morpheus 8, to tighten their skin. Oh, boy. I'm not surprised that some people decide they don't want the giant boobs that they got at some point in their life we have patients who have had years and years of fillers says Melissa Doft MD who runs the kind of low key Park Avenue office that's a magnet for wealthy moms clad head to toe in the row I don't know what the row is oh I read about this just the other day Yeah, it's a popular thing. Okay. Among a certain set. Like a designer? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. High dollar, obviously. As women seek smaller lips, they're also seeking daintier breast implants or removing the implants altogether, sometimes adding a breast lift and some fat grafting, et cetera. Oh, boy. Yeah, I meant to bring that on the air. The row is the hot thing. If you want to be, like, the cool and have the trendiest stuff, the row is what it's all about. Few procedures are hard to reverse than a buttock augmentation, Jack. I know that's what's held you back. What if I have to reverse it, you asked. Trying to undo a Brazilian butt lift by sucking it out of the body carries the risk for nerve damage asymmetry and skin laxity. Asymmetry. All out of... Insides all bulgy and the other side's all flat. Ain't no good. Let's see. That story I've decided is not that interesting. Oh, oh. don't, speaking of high dollar, don't mention the brand now. Jack was shopping for a very high dollar bed the other day. I was. And Aileen Anonymous, who says, please don't mention my name if you read this. I don't want anyone to know how gullible we were. They bought said crazy expensive bed and she said the promises, unlike the bed, ain't worth squat. The promises that they'll come and fluff it? the ongoing service promise. Yes. It's fraudulent. This bed, it's ridiculously expensive. I laid on beds that were $90,000. One was $96,000. The mattress in the box springs, people, not the bed. You got to buy the bed service. And a $400,000 bed. Yes, $400,000 bed, which is just insane. But it comes with a lifetime service, so then coming to your house and flipping it over and fluff it and stuff. but this person says that they were happy with that. It comes with a promise of that, yes. Yeah, it didn't happen. They had to do it themselves, and it's really heavy, blah, blah. And they didn't give us the booties my husband had to pay for them. Oh, they gave me the booties. Well, it's because you're an exciting celebrity, probably. They must have thought I was actually going to pull the trigger on that bed. I've read a whole bunch of reviews from people who said roughly the same thing, wish I hadn't done it, but I've read reviews from people on Reddit who say it's absolutely amazing. The price is ridiculous, but it's also amazing. Yeah. A complete change of topic here. Zoran Mamdani is an actual communist and an actual Islamist and a hater of Jewish people. His international affairs commissioner, who he just appointed, is a defund the police radical who campaigned for lieutenant governor on a platform that included billions of dollars in giveaways to illegal aliens, including free health care. she is a hardcore hard left socialist slash communist activist my favorite story this week was the whole snow shoveling thing that you had to if you wanted to shovel your neighbors shovel your neighbors drive or you know their spot in the street to get their car out you had to go on the government website and apply for a permission certificate or something with multiple forms of identification. Yeah, yeah. How crazy, how Soviet is that? Yeah, it was actually to shovel out like intersections and bus stops and stuff like that paid for by the city. But the guy in the free press wrote an article about the experience and he said the city put out word, no, you don't need two photos anymore, don't bother. And then he got there and the lady said, yes, you do. And so he had to run off to find a CVS that was open that the camera was working and he took a couple of pictures at a few bucks each, came back, then they sat around waiting for instructions for hours and hours while the bureaucrats argued with each other. Very Soviet. Of course, with the punchline being, they're against having to show an ID to vote, but you have to show an ID to shovel snow. Right, right. Yeah, it's just absolutely crazy. We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism. This gal who I was talking about, Momdani's communist assistant, first came to fame in 2018 when she burst into the Senate elevator to confront then-Senator Jeff Flake. I remember that. Ahead of the Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh's confirmation vote. Screeching, what you're doing is allowing someone who actually violated a woman to sit on the Supreme Court. She was considered such a hero that AOC invited her as a guest to the 2019 State of the Union. Flake caved, by the way, because of that woman. Good Lord. Flake flakes. Yeah. He's a communist. He's an actual communist. Huh. What are you going to do? People in New York wanted to commie. They got to commie. Good luck. Bill Clinton, it's leaking out a little bit, is testifying on the whole Epstein thing right now. Bill Clinton denies any knowledge of Jeffrey Epstein's crimes and says he did nothing wrong to a House panel. Which does not surprise me. he did have Epstein come to the White House 17 times in the 8 years he was president which is quite a few visits and flew on the plane and sat in a hot tub with a hottie although we don't know much about the hottie because she's blurred out in all the pictures I've seen but he'll have to answer that question I don't know that they're trying to get him on any particular thing other than just make him do what they want him to do. Yeah, it's just grandstanding silliness. Even if Bill's old, he's a lawyer. He's a successful politician. He knows what he can say and what he can't say, even if he had some knowledge that they're seeking. Bill Clinton, former president, first time a former president has ever testified in a situation like this. He put out a statement. I doubt he read this whole thing. It looks very long, but he entered it into the congressional record. Bill Clinton, as someone who grew up in a home with domestic abuse, and if you know his story, he did. His dad was a drunk who died drowning in a ditch, right? Yeah. As someone who grew up in a home with domestic abuse, not only would I not have flown on his plane if I had any inkling of what he was doing, I would have turned him in myself and led the charge to prosecute him. Might have to read more of that. That's pretty powerful. Yeah, well There's a difference between abuse and going to parties Where you know there's going to be lots of young women around Or perfectly happy to get with a powerful guy Right, right And there are plenty of powerful guys Who would be more than happy to have a bunch of 20-something models At a party Some of whom were goers, as they say Who would run in terror If they found out that any of them were underage that people make this assumption that everybody who was into knowing Jeffrey Epstein was into underage girls which is absolutely not true or even that everybody who was into sexual looseness with Jeffrey Epstein was into underage girls which I think is also inaccurate I've known scumbags I separated myself from them and gone away from them they keep the circle of people who know about the worst stuff very very tight You have to. I'll look at a little more of that Bill Clinton statement, see if there's anything worth mentioning, and we'll finish strong next. Armstrong and Getty. So Bill Clinton testifying in the Epstein hearing And again, this is a norm-breaking in that no former president has ever been forced to testify like this You either think it's a good idea or you don't There's one paragraph in this that I think is laughable in Bill Clinton's opening statement But the rest of it I think is pretty good to make sense For instance, he says Before we start, I have to get personal. You made Hillary come in. She had nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein. Nothing. She has no memory of even meeting him. She neither traveled with him nor visited any of his properties. Whether you subpoenaed 10 people or 10,000, including her, was simply not right. I think I agree with that. I agree with Billy Jeff. Now let me say what you're going to hear from me. First, I had no idea the crimes Epstein was committing. No matter how many photos you show me, I have two things that at the end of the day matter more than your interpretation of those 20-year-old photos. I know what I saw and, more importantly, what I didn't see. I know what I did and, more importantly, what I didn't do. I saw nothing and I did nothing wrong. Dude, you gotta be a little careful with your verbiage there, since one of the most famous clips of any president in the history of media is you wagging your finger at people and saying, I did nothing with that woman Miss Lewinsky so we've heard this from you before I did not have sex with that woman Lewinsky because all he considers sex is intercourse but you've lied to us before I mean so that's just a little bit of a problem I believe him I don't think he was involved in underage girls or pedophile ring or any of those things but it's a little difficult when you've wagged your finger at me in the past and it turned out okay I was shading it a little bit I saw nothing and did nothing wrong. Then he talks about growing up in a home with domestic abuse and that he would have turned in Epstein himself and led the call for justice for his crimes, not sweetheart deals. Shot at somebody whoever allowed those sweetheart deals to happen. Who later became part of the Trump administration. Yeah, untoward. By the time his 2008 guilty plea, I had long stopped associating with him. So Clinton had no interactions with him after Epstein was found guilty. You'll often hear me say that I don't recall. That might be unsatisfying, but I'm not going to say something I'm not sure of. This was a long time ago, and I'm bound by my oath not to speculate or to guess. This is not merely for my benefit, but because it doesn't help you for me to play detective 24 years later. Since I'm under oath, I will not falsely state that I'm looking forward to your questions. That's a very Clinton sort of thing. but I'm ready to answer them to the best of my abilities consistent with the facts of I know them the legitimate, the logical, and even the outlandish with that Mr. Chairman, fire away and then we'll probably hear later today more about the actual questioning and they're going to release the videos of him and Hillary next week early. Here's the part that I have to call BS on says the first reason I'm there is that I'm a patriot and I love my country and no one's above the law and especially even presidents, especially presidents. The other reason I'm here is that the girls and women whose lives Jeffrey Epstein destroyed deserve not only justice, but healing. Okay. It is known that you and Hillary and Clinton Inc. Destroyed many women's lives who either accused you of something wrongly or completely rightly. it turned out over time. You destroyed their lives or went out of your way to try to destroy their lives. Right, certainly discredit them and humiliate them. Absolutely. I mean, that is as documented as anything could be. Paula Jones, Juanita Broderick, Jennifer Flowers, the 10-year affair he had with the newscaster down there in Arkansas. Man, trying to make them look like crazy, slutty, disreputable drunks or whatever. You went out of your way to destroy these women's lives to try to stay in office. So I like that paragraph. You don't get to say that. He forced himself on Juanita Broderick. I've always believed her. Okay. So if that's true, and I don't know, but if he did, if he forced himself in a criminal way on Juanita Broderick and then tried to destroy her life, that's pretty Epstein-like, man. That's pretty Epstein-like. Yeah, I would agree. So that particular paragraph stuck out to me. It's like, I can't believe you even wrote that. Yeah, it's utterly unsurprising to me that he hung out with Epstein and really enjoyed it. It fits. The math works. I'm sure Hillary thinks the same thing. Yeah, but I don't think he probably broke any laws or was with any underaged girls. Mrs. Clinton, a picture has just come out of Bill in a hot tub with some women. Yeah, I don't need to see it. Come on, what do you think this is news to me? Yeah, you want some more? I've got them. The New York Times had a good paragraph yesterday about how Ms. Clinton is in the uncomfortable position of once again having to defend her husband against blah, blah, blah. She's been doing that her whole life. Surely, she thought, by the time we're pushing 80, I won't have to do that anymore. No kidding. Yeah. You know, this whole thing is so bread and circusy to me. I mean, there are huge challenges facing our government and our Congress, and there are good things the Trump administration is doing. But all of this is about each side trying to tar the other with the Epstein mess one way or another. It's just, it's exhausting to me. Yeah. It'll be interesting to see how it goes. As I've mentioned several times, people close to Clinton are a little concerned about his mental abilities at this point. How about after six or seven hours of testimony? I mean, I don't know what I would say after you grilled me for six hours. And I'm not 80-whatever-years-old he is. I'd say, remind yourself what happened to some of our opponents through the years. Just saying, hashtag ClintonBodyCount. Hey, kids, it's that time again. Fire back! With Armstrong and Getty. So here's your host for Final Thoughts, Joe Getty. Hey, everybody. Let's get a final thought to wrap up the show for the day of the week, beginning with our technical director, Michelangelo, in the control room. Michael, what's your final thought? Yeah, on today's show, we have mentioned the Burger King Whopper, Papa John's, McDonald's, and Chicken Parmesan, and now I am starving. I've never been this hungry after a show. Yeah. Katie Green, our esteemed newswoman, has a final thought. Katie? Now, while I feel for the teacher who had that video leak, you can see it at Katie's Corner at Armstrong and Getty.com. Yeah, people are kind of surprised they can't find it on Twitter or the Internet anywhere. It's just breaking. It happened at a school, like, miles from us. And so it's a brand-new story. I have a feeling Jimmy Fallon will be talking about it by Monday night. We need to tweet it with a link to the podcast where we talked about it right away, please, folks. Absolutely. Let's make sure that's on there so we get the credit. Final thought, Jack? Yes. Gosh, gosh, gosh, that was nice. That's my final thought. My final thought is that after 10 months, my 6-8 month remodel is almost done and we just found out we have a fairly serious leak in one of our bathrooms and we need to rip out the bathroom. So, I am now penniless, destitute. If you see me by the roadside with a sign that reads, we'll bloviate for food, please help. Every little bit counts. God bless. Hot takes for change. Armstrong and Getty wrapping up another grueling four-hour workday. So many people to thank so little time. Go to armstrongandgetty.com for the aforementioned goodness. Plus, drop us a line if you see something we ought to be talking about. Email it. Mailbag at armstrongandgetty.com. Pick up some A&G swag like a T-shirt or hoodie. I feel like our coverage of the teacher and the Folgers canister was really good, so you should check it out. See you Monday. God bless America. Armstrong and Getty. For the older teachers out there, just a little advice. Don't be at a cop you can Use the commode down the hall Cause if you do You're in deep trouble Deep trouble When really gotta go Don't let anyone know You're just till the Folgers can Yes The Armstrong and Getty This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human.