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Every week you get a Patreon exclusive episode with everybody on the fourth camera. Can I say, hey fourth camera? We lost the love. Here we go. You get that. You get Koala World to the episodes. We have eight different shows over on our Patreon. So if you don't like one of them, you got seven more to pick from. We love you and I aren't to the rest of the episode. The Usha No Podcast. We got Koho Ska back in the studio. What's up, buddy? I've never seen one. I've been seeing it. We swam all weekend away from each other. Hey, no, don't. Well, I thought it was a good hug. Oh, I heard it. Wow. That's Ms. Frizzle. That was pure electromagnetic field. We spent all weekend away from each other. A whole three and a half days. Dude, you were in Phoenix, Arizona. I was in Phoenix, Arizona. I was in... I was in Scottsdale. Really? Yeah, found that out when we got there. I mean, but it's not like Texas where it's like Houston, Austin, Dallas. They're all hours away. It's kind of like North Texas. It's like equipment to Plano, Frisco, and McKinney. So you were in Scottsdale. Okay, be in 30 minutes. Oh yeah. It's 12 minutes. So you were in the desert. I was in Austin, Texas for South by Southwest. I haven't asked you anything about your trip. And I didn't ask you anything about yours. And it's all makes so excited to hear about what happened. Woo! That came naturally. No, that was a little too smooth. The craziest part is I actually had no idea what was going to come out of me once I started going upward. Yeah. I went upward. Don't know where the twirl came from. I think I was going to go who? Who? But then it just went woo. Two different kinds of appropriation. You two vastly, vastly different types. Not at all times. They might coincide sometimes. And that's fine. I think there's a decent crossover. Oh, I think there's a high percentage rate. Oh my God. You've seen those initiations. Oh my, that's a glass closet. Yeah, it used to just be, hey, we're just going to beach and you're one of us. Yeah. Woo, nothing more. It's like, make sure you pick up. No, never mind. Never mind. Oh, I'm excited. But no, I could tell that it came natural because the, you can always tell in the wrist. It's in the wrist. If the wrists are flowing and moving, it's in you. It's in you. I love it. There's nothing wrong with either of those appropriations that I almost did. I went with this one today. I do this one often. Neither one. Yeah. Like Pierce feels seen right now. It's like, yes, my foot. No, okay. I don't know what, I don't know what's going on. I think we're excited. I think we're excited. I missed you. I missed you. I missed you. I know there's never too many times we can stop fingering. God, you have, now you, okay, your hands, that's one thing. You were a grimy basketball player. Yeah. I think you broke your hands so much. They're kind of like, it's like calcified. Like your fingers are rough. Yeah. Oh, Lee. Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, what's it called? Bone maxing with my fingers. Every day you wake up. You go, oh, dude, good one. Just crack your. Oh, yeah. How is, how is, how is, you need to breathe. Dude, your tongue looks like a mud pie right now. Your tongue is like a nasty shade of brown. I've been on a espresso thing before we record because I feel like that's my most sharp. Yeah. I feel like I'm really sharp. Yeah. I feel like that's my most sharp is what you just said. You didn't say that's when I'm at, you didn't say that's when I'm, you said, I feel like that's my most sharp. I think that's the correct way to say that. What's, what's the future? I feel like that's when I'm the most sharp or I'm at my most sharp. You said, what did I say? You did not include yourself in that sentence at all. I said, that's when I'm the most sharp. No, he didn't. No, sir. Did you just say that? What'd you say? I said, that'd be the appropriate way. You said, that's when you said, you said it without the eye. That's not true. You said that's when that's when that's the most sharp. Some like, no, that's when I'm the most sharp. That's not, that's correct. That's what I said though. I think, and I think we're both wrong. I think the right thing to say is that's when I'm the sharpest. Now that's, that's, that's grammar. That's, yeah. Okay. Who's going first? Rock, paper, scissors. Roshan Bo is my late grandma said, oh yeah. He's got two weeks left on him, by the way. We, no, no, no, we, we went, we took him to the girl puppy mechanic. They checked the mileage on it. We're about to hit a million. They said, they said, they said, they said, holy shit. He's a CS motor. He said, even pushing this guy under him. And they were like, wow. He's missing a muffler. He's starting. They're like, how is he still running? No, like that's an actual thing. No, but if we're being honest, and in my mind, you've been saying two weeks for like nine months, dude, it's dogs immortal. He's sipped from the fountain of youth when he was younger. Well, I was talking to Sarah on the way back from Austin. And I was like, Sarah, when do you think it's time for Malcolm? And she was like, babe, I thought November was it for him. I thought, I thought when I met him at Thanksgiving, that was going to be the last time we met him. I thought it was like first year at DreamCon. I thought, I thought he was, I thought he was falling on his way out then. I'm telling you, one of those rabbits, he, one of those rabbits, he found a huge sacrifice. He took that rabbit inside, split him open, and now he gets an extra 20 years. I'm telling you. He's a, he's a 15, 16 year old, uh, labrador. That dog's no younger than 24. That dog's old as hell. Yeah, I got him when I was in the sixth grade. Oh my God. It's fantastic. Yeah, but. See, I got my dog in the fifth grade. Dusty's been gone for years. Yeah. Dusty's been out of this thing for years. Yeah, but you, Dusty, Dusty's decline was rapid. It was. That was, that was, that needs to be studied. Malcolm's slow playing it. Yeah, I think it's, it's something to do with that big, he's got that dog in him. Honestly, no pun intended. Yeah. He's got that dog. Once he's walking around the house doing the splits, I'm like, now it's time. Dusty woke up one day, he had a little limp next day, cataracts. It was just, it literally was so, it was like, it was like dog. Your legs were good. Now you can't see, you're not eating. Now he's gone. He's out here. Okay. Sorry to everybody, but so you want to go, you, you, I go first, me go first. So you go first. You go first. I go first. I go first. Okay. Cause. Cause I've been having real bad anxiety about my weekend. Oh, so I went to South by Southwest. And if you don't know what South by Southwest is basically it's this huge festival in Austin, Texas where film, music, media, podcasting, pop culture, everything comes in. So like every celebrity in the world, every big like network conglomerate in the world, the CEOs of everything are, are in Austin, Texas and there's panels. There's, there's, um, premieres, everything in the world. Don Toliver did a pop-up concert. Yeah. It was insane. I called you and told you you got to go. Uh, it was free too. So, but no. So a lot of the things I went to were very high industry networking things. Now, very, very, if you know anything about Peyton, I do not do well talking to people, especially strangers. I don't do well at networking things. All South by Southwest was is networking. It was 72 hours of network. Dude. Oh my God. Panic McGee. Oh. I know you had that little funk on you too. Oh dude. I started getting a little white film on the corner. Oh no. You're saving that little bite for later. Wow. You got the hydrating. Wow. You hoted out the Uber the second you say, I appreciate it man. So tripping. Yeah. Cottonmouth. It was crazy. Oh God. So I was invited to the Spotify event. When it was, it's like invite only. There's a like a bunch of top creators. They're like creators I've watched, um, musicians, actors, the whole thing, right? So basically what you do is you grab a cocktail. There's ambient music playing back in the background. I love it already. I'm standing by myself, right? With a cocktail in my hand like this. That smile that. Yeah. Just like smiling at people. And then it came to a point where people were starting to come up to me. How are you in this room? Right? What do you do? How did you sneak your way in here? So I remember. So it was crowded, right? There's a lot of people and there is this white woman that came up to me. Now she was an executive. I think it's Spotify or something. So it's important that I talked to her. Yes. She goes, what do you do? And I said, I have a podcast and she goes, oh my God, you know, Spotify. We love podcasts. You know, what's the name of it? Now I'm panicking and I have a list and I never really thought about this. Whenever I came up with the name of this podcast, it has an SH in it. It does have an SH. That's my kryptonite. That is. That's what my list really becomes poignant. You don't have too many words with that SH. You need a Narcan. Like somebody just save your. You started someone gets you a heavy SH sentence. Someone needs to just stick your right there and you bring you back to life. Boy, yes. I got my cocktail in my hand. Now I've drank it quickly because I'm panicking. So I'm a little tipsy. All right. And I've cotton mouth. This top Spotify executive comes up to me. What's the name of your podcast? You should know. What? What is it? Because it's loud in there. So I thought she couldn't hear me. What's the name of it? You should know. She goes, you should know. She pulls out like a little pocket book. How would one fill that? She's like trying to be nice. She's like, you should know what to what to. She goes, oh, English isn't your native. Where are you from, sweetie? I'm actually from Dallas. I'm right down the street. Yeah. No, but she repeated back to me my lisp. And now if I would have punched her in her face, that would have been my fault. You would have been wrong. Is that a rude thing or is she at a different level of PR training we've ever experienced? No, I think she was generally confused at my lisp because I hit her with a youth and no. Now, I mean, that's just, I mean, God, I don't know. That's not the most embarrassing part, right? Hard to believe. She repeats it twice back to me and I go, I just accept it. Yeah, youth and no. But then I look over to my right and guess who else was listening in on this conversation? Lainey Wilson. She goes, she goes, that's not half bad. You said no. You said no. She goes, you said no. She goes, she goes, I'm feeling real soft and stringy. Maybe 85 BPMs. You said no down on the road. She makes that a song out of it. And so, dude, you know my embarrassment, like the only recollection Lainey Wilson has of our existence is youth and no. Oh my God. And so that was a very troubling thing that I've been going with in how to network gets worse than that though. Oh, way bro. So as I'm lisping my way through networking, right, youth and no. I look over at Lainey Wilson. She's looking at me like this. I'm panicking now. I'm starting to sweat. That's when the room gets dizzy. I'm starting to offset the dizziness. Another cock. Oh, yeah. Like, excuse me. I'm pushing. I'm moving, right? Now as speed, imagine your big. Watch out. It's a concert table. And so, you know, I'm panicking, right? And so they had like a little table of catering like a snacks and food. Now they had sliced turkey sandwiches and muffins. You really don't get those two things. But I was so frazzled and panicked. I grabbed one of everything. I'm holding cut sandwiches, muffins, popcorn, a cosmopolitan. I look like I'm getting snacks. Like a youth group. Like sermon starts in 10. So, but then I have all my arrangement of short men of Costco snacks in my martini. I'm drunk and lisping. I turn and look. This is something I will never be able to live down. Oh, God. If I was just a normal human being, if I was a normal human being and did not have anxiety the way I did and wouldn't have messed up in front of Lainey Wilson and a Spotify executive, this is what happened. As I'm turning to look, guess who's walking down the stairs to leave? Who? The one, the only Zac Efron. Oh. Oh. When my, I'm my heart. You go, God, you go, God, Lee, cheddar popcorn. That's all you got. He dropped the glass. He's walking in the room gets bright on him. You're just like, he's be lining down. And if I wouldn't have freaked out with Lainey Wilson and the Spotify executive, I would have met Troy Bolton. I would have met Zac Efron. So I run over to our agent Grayson. He's up there talking. I run over to Grayson. I'm like, Grayson, I'm freaking out. You're going to need your help, Grayson. I go, Grayson, you can know. I'm like, Q, please go get Zac Efron. Please go get Zac Efron. And he's like, what the fuck are you talking about? There's no like context. And so I'm telling him, and I'm freaking out. And their retin link, we're looking at me like, I was freaking like the craziest person ever. And I mean, and you have, you have at minimum probably like eight inches on majority of the rest of that room. Yeah. In both ways. Oh yeah. Yeah. But yeah, so I've missed out on my Zac Efron opportunity. If you know anything about me, meeting Zac Efron is like. You could have died right there. Oh man, I would have sang to him. I would have been like, I would have recited the scripts. You go, trupah, trupah. Yeah. And there was other like people of like different networks like 2B and everything trying to talk to me about the podcast. And I spent the whole time telling them I missed out on Zac Efron just now. And that shows your character. It shows your personality. Yeah. They know nothing about our show. What if you were so, oh my God. Okay. In retrospect, what if you were so tripping and tweaking everything you said you see Zac Efron. You sprint to Grayson, throw the glasses on the ground, shatter and you go, can you please get Zac Efron, please. Grayson turns to look, it's a random guy. It's not even him. You're just like, please do it. It's him. It's right there. He goes, sir, stop. Grayson's like, we need to get you out of here. Dude, it was really embarrassing. It's so much embarrassing stuff happened. And I just realized that networking is not my thing. I'm not good at it. Because I don't know. Now, self-degradation. Degradation. What? Self-degradation. Degradation. That's not the word. I think it's degradation. No, it's not. Self-degradation. Self-degradation. Degradation. Degradation. The process of lowering the quality value of status of something or the state of being reduced to lower less respectable conditions. Yes, that's what I'm, okay, that makes sense, right? Long, very long definition, by the way. Super long definition. Just reading one sentence at a time. But I'm genuinely not good at networking. That's what I figured out about myself. And it's not because I'm awkward. That does have a thing to do with it. Oh, well. It's because if I network for too long, I start to lie. Oh, you got that thing. Oh, yeah. It used to be that kid. Dude, did you see Jurassic World 2 this weekend? Yeah. You're like, dude, hell yeah. You're like, what'd you like about it? You're like, the middle. Like, you just say you're just lying to lie. No, there's people thinking we're filming two movies right now. I swear to God. No, it's not a joke. There's people that think like, we are working on film. Oh my God, I'm like a little kid. I got a pee, dude. Oh, that was, I was like, yeah. We're filming two movies right now. I was like, yeah, right now we're workshopping with Disney Plus and Netflix. They're like, so we heard you might be on the hunt for a new studio. You're like, yeah, got one locked up in Orlando right now. No, no. I'm kidding. I told our agent, Grayson, that we bought a warehouse and we have cows that are going to be outside of it to lower the taxes. Like, that's a genuine statement I told Grayson that knows us. Brother! What are you doing? Because I don't think I'm good enough for like the truth. So it's like, you're really not interested. So I got to tell you about cattle that I bought that I don't have. You have business and security. Yeah. It was the. I've never heard of that, bro. You can just be like, yeah, this is what we're doing. It's going good. You're like, dude, yeah, actually just got our second PJ with Brandon, this one. Nice, decent ride off. Like, yeah, it's really bad. I told somebody that I live in both Austin and Dallas, Texas. I told them they're like, they're like, where are you from? And I was like here. And they're like, oh, you're in Austin? And I was like, well, no, I live in Dallas, but I'm back and forth. You're back and forth, penthouse, actually. You go, just ask the buttoner for me. I'm going to bring you up. Yeah. So that was my weekend, man. It was a tough time. Oh my God. Well, God bless you. Thank you. First off, you held it down. I'm sure you did great. Just stop with the lies. Yeah, it's a real big problem. I don't know why or where that comes from. You have nothing, literally zero to be insecure about in the business world. I know. Well, that's not true. Yes, it is. Oh, so much. Oh yeah, there's so much actually. You go, no, no, no, it's not. I'm telling you, it's not. How is Scottsdale Phoenix? Dude, Scottsdale Phoenix Tucson was a blast. It was honestly really fun. There's, there's multiple things I'm not going to get into. And that's just going to stay there at the trip. It was a bachelor party, right? It was a bachelor party. We were 10 deep. It was super fun. There was golfing. There's casinos. We went to a little club action. Yeah, nice. It was very fun. A lot of, had some very, very good about 430 AM drunk Taco Bell. Oh, that's the best. I can see it in your hips. Oh yeah. Definitely put on a couple. What happened there? So the, this is, I'm going to tell one story that actually happened like five minutes after I got off the phone with you in the airport and that's just going to encapsulate this entire week. Okay. Tell me, I get off the phone with you. That was like our first like, uh, it was the day of, and remember we called, I was in the airport. I was like, yeah, I'm about to take off. I was like, did you get there safe and everything? We were just like, the day you got there? Yeah. And the day you got there was Friday. Okay. So we both were just calling, making sure we were at where we're supposed to be. I get off the phone with you and I'm sitting there. I had like 40 minutes to my plane boards and I'm just sitting there. I was actually eating Starbucks and this old man, he's like, it was like a big kind of cafeteria section, a lot of tables, but every table was took. I was sitting at a four top by my lonesome. This old guy, he's sitting there. He's like looking and I'm like, he's got it. He got the protruded. I was like this. I was just like, he's sitting there. Oh my brother, we're like 10 feet away. You need a telescope. So he's clearly looking. He's clearly looking for a place to sit. Yeah. Place to sit. So I'm a nice man. I flag him down. First off, that in itself challenging. He's 10 feet away from me and I was like this. Oh, sir, sir. He's just there. Are we sure he wasn't blind? No, he wasn't blind. He walked right up to me afterwards. I go, sir, sir. He finally looks and I go, you sir here. I have my, my AirPods in. So he comes, sits next to me. First off, I want to ask you as a grown man, right? Especially if you're 80. Yeah. Probably no. So rectangle table, I'm sitting here. There's a seat in front of me. Seat there. Seat here. Which seat would you take? The furthest from you. Furthest from you, which would be diagonal, right? Yeah. But he sits right next to me. No. He sits directly next to me. You shouldn't do anything. You shouldn't do anything next to somebody unless you have to. Yeah. That's a beautiful statement. I'm actually touching elbows with this guy now. And I was like, man. So then he sits there. I pause my music real quick because he's trying to talk to me. He goes, oh, thank you, thank you, sonny. Thank you. I really appreciate that. Sonny's crazy. I said, oh, of course, no problem. AirPods back in. When I look up, there's two white children in this airport playing and crawling on the ground. I'm talking like Army Boot Camp Navy SEAT. Like they're crawling. They wouldn't expect anything else. Barefoot, of course. One of them sniffing the ground. Tile. It's in a national airport. There's debris and bacteria from Taiwan on this floor. And this kid's going, oh, come here. Plain on the ground. Nasty little grim. Garrett, get off, Garrett. Don't Denver, stand up. Both barefoot. Okay. Now I'm looking and it's one of those things I can't look away. I literally go, I'm sorry. You actually look at this. Then I look and I'm like, holy, I forgot I'm not by myself anymore. I look at the old man. The old man's watching me watch them. He's literally like the same. I'm looking at him. He was like this and me. Just staring at me. So I go. He goes. He goes. He goes. I take out. He goes. He goes crazy little kiddos. I think they, I was like, oh, old guys, cool as hell. And I was like, yeah, I mean, you know, teach their own. Everyone parents a different way. He goes, I mean, but just no socks and no shoes. That's, I mean, we just, we weren't allowed to do that. And hell, we were dirtier than y'all. I was like, oh, this old guy's cool as hell. I was like, so I'm like bantering with him. I go, yeah, it's honestly pretty disgusting. Like I would never let my kid do that. It's actually kind of gross when you think about it. The old man stands up. The old man stands up and goes, those are my grand children. He stands up at the scene and goes, those are my grand babies. And it tucks the seat behind him and goes like this. Takes off. And I lit that's the first time in my life. That was some TV. First time in my life. I was when I say genuinely stuck in like, like Medusa stoned. I was like, I was like, I just got got like this old geezer just got my you. He let me just perfect. He goes, that's gross. I was like, yeah, little hillbilly weirdo kids. Yeah, he goes, those are my grand babies. And it took off and I know no other communication. Nothing. I just went, holy. It was unreal. Like it was the most movie TV, like, like a skit ever. Like it's like he knew that was going to happen. That's one of those things. If that happened to me, I'd have been like in my bed that night. Just like staring at the ceiling. I told the guys as soon as I got there. I was like, y'all believe I have an airport. I was like, I just got caught by a 90 year old. It was unreal, bro. But yeah, bad. Okay. So is this bad to say you went to a bachelor trip that I didn't go to. Yeah. So you were there with men that I wasn't with. Yes. Right. Is it bad the whole weekend that I was low key, like jealous and thinking about what you were doing. I was doing the same with you though. Okay. But you know I was by myself. So it shouldn't matter. But no, you were by yourself in terms of people you know and stuff, but you were still doing things like that were, would have been cool and fun and very informative and stuff like that. So like, Yeah, but you were hanging out with, you're hanging out with other guys with stuff that we like to do together. Okay. Okay. That's true. But you act like first off, we were both, we were both invited and allowed to be at both of these places. And you chose to go to the other one. I, it's simply off of, off of the timeline and principle. I was like, you know, No, you would prefer to hang out with other people. I knew the man I said South by will happen next year. Hopefully, hopefully Jordan never gets married again. It's a one time thing. Right. So no, I mean it was, it was definitely a fun weekend and multiple times. Actually you'd be, you'd be happy about this. You talked about other guys brought you up multiple times. Wait. Other guys brought me up other like non, non Jordan, non our friend, like other guys were like, man, I wish P was here. Did you ever bring me up multiple times? Why didn't you say that? What do you mean? You should, you should I always talk about my baby girl. But you didn't say that. Cause then I was going to make you happy. Yes. I told you, I was thinking about I thought you'd make you more happy if other dudes brought you up. I don't give a f**k about them. I care about what you think of me. Oh, of course I brought you up. What would you say? The second I landed, I was like, wish P was here man. Don't, don't gas like me. Dude, not lie to me. We just brought, bro, you brought, got brought up in conversations. How? Multiple times I told Jordan, I was like, I was like, J. Will. I said, P told me like he really, you know, he, he wishes he could be here, man. It's just one of those things he just, he couldn't miss. He was like, bro, no, I know, I wish you could be there too. We were talking. So that's not you. That's the first of all, it's not Cam bringing up that he wanted me to be there. That's you saying, that's you saying Peyton wanted to be here. Not, I wish Peyton was here. No, but there's multiple conversations. Are you putting my to the fire right now? What's going on? Well, because the whole weekend I was like, Cam would have loved this. Oh, this is me and Kans favorite spot here. While I was talking to other, you would have loved this. We went to the casino. I started telling stories about you at the casino. I said, Oh yeah, Peyton would definitely be sitting right here. Playing black, black Jack with us. He'd be sweating bullets. See how God doesn't like liars. I saw you twist that tongue. God don't like liars. He didn't even let you get that out. I was speaking too fast. I said, bro, the best. How about that? No, yeah. And I was talking, I even talked about Yu-Gi-Oh cards in honor of you when you weren't there. I don't care about Yu-Gi-Oh cards. No, you don't. You need to. It's fun game. Dude, there was so many. I did it. It was just, I talked about you so much. And then a lot of the weekend I was like, I wonder if he's thinking about me and you never gave me the reassurance that you were thinking about me this weekend. Brother, did you, I can say the exact same thing. I called you. Switch it. I called you. That's fun. You didn't call me. That's not true. I didn't call you one time. No, you called me back from missing a call. Exactly. But you never reached out. If see the phone works both ways. Don't you, don't you do this. Do not do this to me. Oh, it pained me to the old badge when I love him more. Oh, no, everybody. No, everybody knows that. Everybody knows I love not true show of hands people that vote. Two more. No, no, no, we're going to vote. We're going to vote by hand. We're going to vote by hand. You'd kill me. You'd kill me. People that think that there's a $10 million bounty on my head. You'd be the one to kill me. No, you did my life for 10 million. No, I'd get somebody to know. Okay, vote. Who thinks that Peyton loves Cam Moore? Appreciate it, boys. Who thinks they're asking? Who thinks Cam loves Peyton more? Split decision. No, wait, there's a split decision. No, I got to you. You didn't vote. Why aren't you all vote? I think it's equal. Okay, so equal equal two for Cam zero for you. Sounds like a dub, boys. Okay, no, no, no, I lied. There's something else about the weekend. It has nothing to do with the weekend, but it happened there. Okay, we got, we got. I mean, incredibly drunk one night. Right, of course. Next morning we wake up. Dude, let's put it on each other's foreheads. Let's see how it works. Dude, get him butt naked. Make him run in the desert. Dude, let's all get blindfolded, feel each other, and try to guess who it is. That's y'all's type of point. That is not what happened in the slightest, but we all got very drunk. We could all watch it on the same computer. So we got, we had a fantastic night before. We wake up and we're all kind of, you know, aiding each other, first aid medic, right? And we're sitting in the living room. I love the morning after with you. We put, I love, I love, I kissed the small of your shoulder. You gotta ask the real questions after, after you clean them out. You gotta go, let me go through your phone. Wait, what? There's this video. I love when you, I love waking up hungover next to you because you go, oh, you look so beautiful this morning. I love that. I love when you do that to me. Anyway, how'd you do it with them? None of that. So we go downstairs and we were all talking about it. So we decided, we put on the dino documentary, that new documentary about the dinosaurs. Okay. Have any of y'all seen this? Seen it on PopUp on Netflix, but I haven't watched anything of it. Why? What is it? It's in one word, two words, utter, three words, utter nonsense. Really? Is it about dinosaurs? It, it's about, I'm going to say a couple of things. It's about dinosaurs, right? Yeah. Okay. They started off saying, narrated by Morgan Freeman, the first dinosaur was cracked and hatched a hundred, or 300 million years ago. How the f*** do we know any of that to be true? Don't get me, you know, you don't get me started. 300 million, no, but here we go, right? Yeah, yeah. As it's commonly known, it used to be Pangea, one big super mass continent. Yeah. But 300 million years ago, it was basically like one big desert. And then it goes into the CGI field, right? Yeah. Just a little dinosaur running around. Then it rained, quite a lot of rain, actually rained for a million years straight. What? They claim it rained for a million years straight. When I say a good carpenter with some gopher wood made a big, because it rained 40 days and 40 nights, I'm called crazy. It rained a million years straight. Not one day of sun. And there's not a drop that fell over this f***ing million years. Wouldn't the world be water? Yeah, no s***. A million years of straight water. Dude, that's what I'm saying. It rained a million years straight. People that believe in dinosaurs are the same people that believe in Santa. Like it's not, it's the craziest thing to me. What are we talking about? So then first off, the first dinosaur ever, right? When you visually stunning. It looked great. If you had a vice in you at some point, like we were kind of fighting it, maybe a little still drunk, it's a cool show. You start hearing f***ing Morgan Freeman, you go, oh, this is nonsense. This is absolute nonsense, propaganda. The first one that hatched is like the size of a little f***ing chicken. Okay. Okay, and they go, yeah, that was the earliest ancestor of all the dinosaurs. And you know, it was just that species for a hundred million years. How many years do we have? How many years do we have? They said, how old's the earth? Oh yeah, exactly, right? They said that species survived by its, think about what I'm saying, by itself on a f***ing desert mass super continent for a hundred million years. Were they asexual or bisexual? You tell me? Don't, well, yeah, well, they could have been. They could have been several sexual. It's either they're asexual or they had to be dirt sexual because there's nothing else around apparently for a hundred million years. Just a lot of water. No, not even water yet. Not even water. That's f***ing before the water. Oh wait, so they, they're saying. He survived a hundred million years before a f***ing rain. And I'm sitting here watching it. I'm like peeping the room. I'm like, okay, I don't want to be like the only cynical guy. But I'm like, are y'all hearing this or am I like, am I dragging this? Like is this not f***ing nonsense to y'all? But I was just kind of like, no, no, dinosaurs is the biggest scam that America has gotten off on us. It is the biggest plot of f***ing. I, I mean, I, we've, I didn't finish. I didn't even finish a whole episode in its entirety without standing. I couldn't take it. I was like, I need a f***ing beer. I was like, I can't watch this sober. I was like, my blood pressure's rising. I want to meet the people that actually believe this. Like I want to meet the people that funded that project. If you want to make a cool looking dinosaur thing, just make your own spin off a Jurassic World. Do some f*** with some little caveman CGI. I haven't bitten in f***ing. Be a cool film. Don't you, don't, whoever made that, don't you look me in my eyes and get a deal with Netflix and say it rained? The thing that blows my mind, right? We're in such this fact proof, like you gotta prove it. How do we know that? No. How do we know that it rained for a million years straight? I'm gonna Google something. Hold on, hold on. That, that is unfathomable. If it rained for one million years straight, how many gallons of water is that? That's a good question. That's a decent question. If it rained for one million years straight, Oh I have it on think mode so it takes a little longer to read. She's like, hold on real quick. If it rained for one million years straight, how many gallons of water is that? One million years equals about, oh god, 8 billion 766 million hours of water. That would be 5.46 billion gallons per square foot. Think about what you, I want you to look at your feet. Make a nail. Make a nail. There'd be 5 billion gallons of water right there. It says, on one acre there would be about 237.8 trillion gallons of water. Okay, grandma's farm, no shot. On one square mile there would be about 152.2 quadrillion gallons of water on one square mile. 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So if you don't know, if you don't watch the fruit AI's on TikTok, basically these whole drama shows, and they're like these short stories about these fruit, and a lot of them, Watermelina is cheating on her husband, right? Or whose husband, Watermelone? No, Apple on. He's an Apple. Apple on. Apple on. Yeah, and so, but I feel there's one about Watermelina, and I feel so bad for her. She's pregnant, right? So she's pregnant in her bed with Apple on, right? She's laying down, right? And she farts. And then Apple on gets up and he goes, Watermelina, you flatulence lady, get out. And she kicks her out and he goes, you'll never be worthy of raising my children. She's pregnant and she kicks Watermelina out of the house. Now she's crying walking down the street until this sexy rich pineapple finds her. What the f*** is his name? I don't know his name. I don't know his name, but he took her in, right? Found her on the street crying pregnant. She just got left because she's a flatulence lady. Right? And so they kiss and then they're in bed, right? And God bless her, she's pregnant. She sound like a f***. No, she's, well, no, she's, she got kicked out, so she's free. She got kicked out, holding another man's baby and went straight to a sexy rich pineapple and got in the bed with him? Yes, well, so she's in bed, right? She's in bed, they're sleeping, right? And again, she farts. Now the pineapple is not having it. He gets up and he goes, Watermelina, you're not worth of this luxury house. Get out, then, Applon and the pineapple meet up and they charge her. They go, we're trying you, you're going to jail for being a flatulence lady. The hell do these people live? So the next scene is Watermelina in the courtroom next to Judge Banana. And Judge Banana sentences Watermelina to like life in prison because she's farting. For a couple f***ing gassy poops. They're not playing that. And it's, I'm telling you, it's a whole big drama series, but now there's spinoffs and I would like to show you one. I would absolutely love to watch Watermelina fart in bed with a rich pineapple. Well, this isn't the Watermelina one. This is a different one. Now this is a good story. We're going to throw it up on screen so you can see it. I love these fruit AI dramas on TikTok and I want you to react to it. I have never heard this sh**. I have never seen this. Why are you seeing this? Is the better question. Hit play. No, it's really good. It's really good. No, I did not know they were like still human bodies. Yeah, they're human bodies. I thought it was like a whole apple or something. That is a woman. Just that's an orange. I want you to play it. They're bell pepper, man. I want you to play it. I always got to be spicy. I'm going to the park. Okay, do whatever you want. Aren't you coming with me? No. Okay, see you later. Mandarina doesn't care about me anymore. She doesn't sleep with me anymore. She only cares about her beauty now. She's neglected our marriage a lot. Psyst. I think I lost baby boy. Maybe I am. This is my story. What a neglectful wife. You're in her place. I make you the happiest man in the world. Oh, no. I have your number. Oh, iPhone 17. I want to meet you. I want to meet you. Call me. Did you hear that? Yes. She's a real one. I thought she was a... You deserve someone better. Oh, yeah. The twist. No. No. Oh my God. Of course I accept. No. What's happening? I'm telling you. Hey. Okay, do whatever you want. It's the best. Oh God. I think I've rubbed her something. It's the best in the world. Oh my God. Where did you find that? You know it's all over my 4U page. Oh my God. I'm so captivating in like 60 seconds. No, it's so captivating. And there's hundreds of these stories. There's hundreds of them. And a lot of them. Now they need to tweak the story lines right now because a lot of it is cheating and like figuring out. I saw one where it was this banana and this apple, right? Oh, God. And then the apple went and left and she was cheating with a potato. And then so she left, but she was pregnant, right? And then so she was on the table. All these little fruits being knocked up. What? And then so she was laying on the table about to give birth and it didn't make sense that what she gave birth to was a french fry. And so he figured out that's, he goes, I'm an apple, you're a banana, how is there a french fry? And then they found out he was cheating the whole time because the kids snitched. It's so good. And there's like whole like conversation pieces on TikTok about it. Like you can go and watch reviews and there's a 38 part Fruit Love Island going on right now. And I'm on like episode eight. It's so good. It's so good. You made a mini series? Like I thought it was just one off, one off, one off, one off. No, Cam, there's a 38. I gotta watch that. No, I have to watch that. And the best thing is getting in the algorithm of that because you can watch people do assumptions of like who do you think is going to pair together? Is it going to be Appalena? Is it going to be Watermelina? Like you don't know who is going to get together. And so you guess. This is incredible. It is so good. How did you find that though? How did that get on your page? Well, okay, cause there was a thick strawberry that walked across the screen. I was like, no. Strawberry didn't look half bad. Strawberry like decent. No, she was double cheeked up. She was double cheeked up. She was a triple agent. Yeah. She was a triple agent. And then bell pepper went psychotic at the end. He broke through the door. We're putting hundreds of thousands of people onto this new show right now. So, oh my God. Oh my God. Can we please find a way to have like in somebody that makes those AI fruit things. Oh my God, please make something of us. Please feature us in one of the episodes. Oh my God. I would love that. Just have those strawberries little fine watching us in the background. I want strawberries. That's the storyline. It's us. We leave shooting and you go back and we both see strawberries. And we go to eat lunch. Something we start fighting over. Oh, there's no way I'm this happy over a strawberry. There's a strawberry and a bell pepper. No, it's crazy the things that... Oh, she's a snake. Dude, I love how invested you are because I was nervous. At first I was pissed. And then I was like, oh, okay. She's really a good, like she's a girl's girl. She's a fruit's fruit. And then I was like, oh no, she's a double agent. She's a double agent. Then she triple agent. Yes. Yeah. They sprayed pesticides on that fruit. Oh yeah. Oh, she's got some worms for sure. Yeah, it's crazy that strawberry got it done for me. Oh my God. To be honest. Yeah. I get turned on by strange things. Really? Yeah. I got a question for you though. Oh God. What is the strangest thing that turns you on? During the height of puberty when I'd sit there and play my games, the controller hit it the right way. It'd be a little dangerous. And there's absolutely nothing that is supposed to get me like that. I'd literally be playing Call of Duty. But oh God, yeah, he's still there. And he'd, no, anytime, anytime your player was getting hit, it was like, boozing. No, I was never one for the vibrate function. But I was more... Wait, what are you talking about? I was more quite literally at the peak when just pheromones are... I mean, testosterone is probably put in like 1100. Yeah. Like a young pup. You're getting that big dog. I'd literally be sitting there playing Cod. And I'd be like, bro, mother... Oh yeah, I still got it. It'd be time to... Really? Yeah. That's just... Okay, what about now as an adult? Now as an adult... Good patterns. Like really like in fashion and life. No, like a... Okay, now I... Oh God, for being a lived, got some flannel on you. Like look at those checkers. Oh my God. No, I swear to God, I actually think I've said it on the pot. I would never care about a lawn. Dude, it's something about when you have your own lawn. No. If you see a diced up lawn and that is like, I'm talking to the nines, you go, mother... I'm not talking about things you'd like. I'm talking about generally what gets you riled up? Like, gets you going. Oh, with my wife. With my wife? With my wife. Okay, well... Let's see, how do I say this while protecting her image? Liv's got some goodie bags upstairs, right? Yeah, it's getting weird. Here we go. See, no, you can't know... No, think about where you answer this. You can answer this in a PC way. I'm trying. Like that's a bad start. Okay, so it's like Liv's... It's like a stack of perfectly cooked pancakes up top. I don't want it. Okay, well, I don't know. Basically, she'll sometimes... When she's walking around the house, she's very much in that housewife, that mom kind of bag of fashion, of clothing. Basically like a tank top with nothing under it. Oh, so you're like good morning, mother. Yeah, good morning, mother. Oh, that gets you going. Looking bacon with a little bandana up top. Turns around in a white cammy. She's like, hey, babe, have a good day. And I'm just like... Yeah, it's nice. A weird thing. I like my ears getting played with now. See, and you... That is so far. I don't think I've ever... I've never felt so rousal for my ears. Oh, dude, you've got to get hit the right way. I mean, so there was... So the thing is, my body gets really immune to stuff fast, so you've got to ramp it up. So at first, my girl would just play with the outer rim of my ear. Why did she play with your ears though? Well, I'd be driving. She would always be playing with this rim right here in my ear. And I'd be like, I'd leave like this. Like that got me going. Oh my god. Then we got... We got the inner ear parts. We get the... But it's not like we're doing that to get started. It's like you're just doing that and it's getting me started. She's giving you a wet willy and it's turning on the engines. You're kicking the old Thunderbird up off a wet willy. That is some weird... No? Distinted part of your body. You're sitting there watching Appalena. She's just like... Right in that ear and you just go, Oh, hold on, strawsberry. I'm coming for you. There's no way. Oh yeah, God for bitches. She starts twisting the earring. It's a little keloid crust off me. You hear that little crack? Oh yeah. You know what I'm talking about? You hear that... Woo-hoo. That odor starts hitting the room, boy. Okay, so I went through a bad, bad spell. Probably too much straight. Too much straight of not taking the earrings out. And I started getting on your level. And I remember I'd be in public and I'd leave like this. Yeah, I'd go for a little quick dig and I'd go... Oh, I mean right now it's pretty pungent. That is pretty pungent right now. Dude, it hit this all-time high where the keloid net, like bacterial stench was gone and it was pure just metallic. Oh. Like a 2006 bike. It sits outside in the thunderstorms for 20 years. Be careful. That's in your bloodstream. You start peeing like that. It starts smelling like metallic when you pee. That's where I'm at right now. It's bad. I think I might have crossed that threshold though. The other day I pissed and it literally smelled like an aluminum can. It smelled like I drank a soda then ate the can after it. Yeah, it smells like sheep that was getting burned in there. Oh yeah, it gets going. Yeah, but I just wanted to know what's the weirdest turn on you. Can we... We've never done this. Can we go back and forth on this? I need somebody to confide in therapy-wise. I got you, baby girl. I want to go back and forth. And I want to see if you agree with me. Please, I think you're going to get hyped. Okay, okay. We're both in relationships and we've never really had relationship therapy. Yeah. Oh, okay. What is the worst part about being in a relationship? Because I got to be honest. Like some relationship pet peeves. Oh my god, okay, that's good. Dude, and I didn't know this. I've never really been in a relationship. This is my first one and I love my girl. It's great except for this. Oh, I hate every night. I got to go fill up that water bottle. Oh, welcome to the club, buddy. Right now I'm making a six-part sleep cocktail. Wait till you graduate to that. What's this, Liko? Oh my god, I'm doing like tart cherry juice, the small cubed ice magnesium powder, four ounces of water, and a vitamin C pack on top. I tell this, get rocked. Yeah, I go, you're lucky I don't bring you a seven-up. Oh, dude, it's the worst thing. I never would have thought about this. Oh, dude. Why does every girlfriend need water so bad at night? Like why do they become so good? I have to do it for you. Go. How you're own dreams. It's like, hey, you know you're going to be thirsty before you get in this room. Yeah, you're not. You stop and you'll get that water. And you're a fish from a f*** well. Go to the fridge and hit the thing. Oh, and Giver, you bring back a water bottle and you don't put in one of those tin can aluminum things that they like dive for? Oh my god. Dude. Oh my god, dude. Okay, I don't know if you experienced this, and it's not terrible. Anytime we leave the house, come to the mirror and we're taking a picture. And that's just something with that sh**. It's not a bad thing. You got memories. There's 700 pictures. There's 700 pictures in Liv's phone of me here holding her here with this smile. And then she's holding my little white son. And she's going, and it's 700. I was like, at what point are we just going to, are these all going to blend together? Yeah. Like there's no difference. There's no difference. And 40, I'm wearing the same thing in 40 of them. Like, stop taking pictures of me. At least give me the decency of a different background. There's a new mandate. Ask me if I want to be in the picture. Because I'm not just going for it anymore. I'm not going for it, bro. You know what else I hate? What? I hate? Oh, this is it. I hate how if I'm hungry and I go get food and I don't bring something back, I'm a domestic sh**. I don't understand. Like, I'm the worst person on earth if I decide to get myself food. You weren't hungry. Okay, no, okay. I'll level with you. Did you even tell her you were getting food, though? No. Because why do I have to? It could be, you don't have to, but that could be some shady sh**. No. Oh, you're rolling dice, buddy. But why? Because she's going to go like this, oh, I'm so tired of sleep. You're going to let your guard down? She's going to go, sling? Like, you need to, you just, you got to announce it. Hey, I'm pretty hungry. I am going to get food. I'm a grown man with my own car, my own money. I'm going to go buy food. Do you want something? Then if it's a no, there's nothing. But if you just go, you're not on the wrong. I'm just saying it's an open-ended discussion. No, no, but the thing is, I'll go spend hundreds of dollars on groceries. I have packed this house with groceries. You like eating groceries. I don't. So I'm going to go get this grease. Yes, fry oil. I'm going to go get this double quarter pounder. And I'm going to come back. I come back in the house, hot as a f*****g meal. Where's mine? Eat the f*****g apple that I just bought you. Eat your kimchi. What the hell it is? Yeah, you're so hellbound on your meal prep. Eat that. Oh, so you brought up food, right? Yeah. Brought up food? This might be. This might be my number f*****g one of all of them. Okay, tell me. What is it? We're going to go get food. We're going to door dash, whatever it is. Hey, babe, what do you feel like eating? Oh, I don't know. Oh, I know I've played this game for eight years. What do you feel like eating? She goes, no, really, doesn't matter. You pick. Oh, dude, oh no, you're about to get me real mad. I'm not the poacher. Oh, you're ready? Oh, here comes the pitch. I go, awesome. Jersey Mike. She goes, mm, thinking Taco Bell. Talk. You should have said what you wanted. Just say the topcoast. Oh, oh, oh, wow. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I thought I asked you for an hour. Oh, God, dude. Oh my God, I'm not seven. I'm not seven. This isn't back and forth. I think my knuckles bleeding. Oh, wow, that was a dense house. Oh, wow, that is very dense. Oh, his hands hurting so much. It's hurting to my wrist. After touching that, his hands f**ked up, boys. Oh, God, that house is thick. Oh, no, his hands f**ked up. He broke his wrist. Oh, oh, wow. No, they didn't f**k the nerve. They didn't f**k the nerve. I don't care about where we go, babe. I don't care. I don't care where we go. All right, I'm going to get this. Oh, I'm not really feeling that. Oh, f**k you. Oh, wow. I've fully canceled a reservation before. I swear to God. Really? I really said, where do you want to go? She said, I don't care. I think I did like an Italian's punch. She was like, oh, babe, we had pasta early this week. I said, I'm staying inside. I said, we're not going. I said, you can take me out. I'm going to stay right here. Dude, last thing. Last thing, because it just reminded me. Why? Why if you want to go to Starbucks, right? Or if you want to go get ice cream and we go, I'm like, okay, I'll drive us to go get ice cream and you order and you look at me. What are you getting? And I say, nothing. Why am I the worst person ever? Yeah, I'm not evil. He's like, really? You're going to make me eat this by myself. You wanted it. You wanted it. Not me. I go, I want nothing. She goes, all right, Adolf. And I go, oh, that's not fair. I don't want the coffee. I don't even want to be in this car with you. But I drove you and I'm swiping my car and I'm the worst person ever. It's funny. That's how I feel. Oh, dude, that's how I feel. Can we do this? Like, what's the mother? No, we need to. And I'm not going to lie. You said you had one more. I'm going one more too. Okay. Olivia is my absolute best friend. I love her more than anything. I'm like, I'm going to give her a 50. The amount of phone calls I get a day from my wife. No, no, no, no. No, it is bad. No, it's bad. No, it's bad. You need to put her on a recession. Now, the reason I say it's 50-50, I love the fact that if you have a problem or something, you are calling the leader of our covenant, the spiritual leader, the man of the house. You rely on me. I love that. I love that. And I feel like I have to feel that sense of need. It gives me purpose. I don't need you to call me. It's for you to tell me you have a dingleberry. And it's hard time coming out. I don't need you to call me to tell me that Taylor got broken up with on the show. I don't need you to call me to show me my son when I kissed him on his head this morning. When I left, I don't need that. I don't need... Oh my God! Oh my God! When you have a kid, oh my God! I know it's going to be some years. When you have a... Oh my God! When you have a kid, dude... Oh! Oh! Oh! When you have a kid, when you have a kid, if you don't every five minutes go, God, that kid's amazing. You're an absent father. You're an absent father. You might as well pack up and leave. Because it is... We were on, for God's sake, we were on her birthday's vacation. And she goes, have you talked to Bubba? And I said, no. I said, I've had three old fashions and some s*** with you. I know I haven't talked to Bubba. And she goes, why do you do that? And I was like, do what? She goes, why do you not call your son? I heard this conversation. I'm here with you. He's 40 minutes away. I was like, I don't need... He's with someone we trust. I'll call him later. She goes, yeah, I guess we're just different. And I'm like, yeah, I guess we f*** are. I don't know if that makes me a bad dad. I don't need... It's definitely a motherly thing. And that's not a shot against women, but I don't need to see my son. But that's how you are with everything though. You're very like, not that way. Bro, if Pearson talked to me for a year... I would f***ing throw a parade. I would f***ing throw a parade. I'd be like, God, thank you Jesus. I'm just kidding. I love Pearson. I'd be like, oh my God, you do listen to my prayers. I'm kidding. If Pearson talked to me for a year and on day 366 he called me, I'd be like, what's up you little f***ing... I don't know if that's just me as a black man. I am the lead as a person. Did you say as a black man? Did I say that? You said just me as a black man. I did not say that. I said me as a person. No, you didn't. You said me as a black man. If I did, I don't think I was supposed to slip. I just might have been in turn. I don't think I said that. Did I say that out loud? You feel me, right? I go, come on dog. There's no way I said that. If I did, I wasn't supposed to come out. I want to take my black... I'll see y'all then. I'm taking my black to sleep. No, but I might be the least in need of reassurance. Now outside of my wife, my wife, I do, I like reassurance from her. Because it's a different thing. Everyone else in my life. Parents, friends, family. I do not need you to tell me we're still good. We're locked in. Because in my mind, if we didn't fall out... Yeah, we're good. We're good. But we say all that to say that we absolutely... I adore my wife. I love her to death. So that's probably going to get clipped. And then there's going to be comments, the woman activist, we love you. Yes, I love... Then you shouldn't be with her. Then you should get your own water, do it every day. I'm kidding. I love all women, not like that. I love my wife. I don't love all women. I don't. No, there's actually a lot of ones that suck. But women are great. Watermelinas out there. All the watermelinas out there. Oh my God. You're flatching the ladies. Oh yeah, dude. And the strawberries, if you didn't look so good, you'd be a witch. Well, I want to say, dude, yeah, my girl is my best friend. I would love to... 100%. I wouldn't rather it with anybody else. But I mean... Can I say one more thing though? We should definitely do that once a month. No, no, wait. That feels good. I feel seen. I feel liberated. Dude, because mostly it's like for our whole friendship, I've been single telling you about being like me being a whore and stuff. Yeah. The first time we've been over to like really... Why it really is? That's a revelation for us. It's unbelievable. Does it feel good? Yeah, no, it felt really good. Now I'm worried about whenever this video plays in my house. Yeah, I was immediately thinking about the backlash from that too. Oh, you know what I was doing? Oh, baby. 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The Usha Know Podcast. Now it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? I was off beat. Pop culture, pain in the camp. Pop culture, pain in the camp. Pow! Well, I can't wait to talk about this. Oh, God, you're beaming. Have you seen the story about the dolphins kidnapping the man to grow this underwater city? What? There's a story going around about dolphins kidnapping a man to build an underwater city. You haven't seen this? Not at all. Oh my God. This is the biggest story right now. Underground city for the dolphins or for humans? Underwater city for the dolphins, I assume. So basically what happened in Florida, there was a man found it like on the shore of a beach. Dehydrated, desheveled, right? The sheriffs came and picked him up, right? As soon as they picked him up, they said he was like super dehydrated and all messed up. He started drawing diagrams. He said he saw these diagrams whenever he got kidnapped by dolphins. He said these dolphins kidnapped him and took them 40 feet underwater to where they were building this underwater city. He said these dolphins had a leader. The leader, dolphin, his name was Gerald. It's not funny. Yes it is. Gerald? Yes. And so he said that they communicated with him in clicks. Yes. And he said, and so obviously you're thinking how the hell was he 40 feet underwater and could breathe? Yeah. He said that they built these water bubbles around him for him to breathe. Gerald built the human Floridian man, a water apparatus to breathe. And basically they kept him down there to help build this underwater city. He said it was like hours, hours. They kept him down there. He said, that's a piece of shit city you're knocking down three hours. I heard Gerald, you only got better blueprints than this. The hell? And then he said that his work, what they needed him for, what they brought him down for was done. So they brought him back up, right? He said that they were going to call him back down whenever they needed him. What the f*** does that mean? They're going to call him back down? Yes. Gerald's like pink, pink, pink. See, you think this guy's like, oh, he's starting to walk into the beach. So you think it's crazy? Obviously to anybody when you first hear that this guy is crazy. Yeah, he's on heavy hard drugs. Well, the medical staff took him in to treat him for dehydration and obviously mental things and see what's going on. Where was this guy at? What's wrong with him? They tested him, right? For dehydration, they were treating him. They said he had no signs of mental impairment, no mental disorders or disabilities, and nothing was wrong with his brain. They said they found seawater in his lungs. Then they said they found, I forgot what it's called, corals or something all inside of his body. Showing that he was in a deep part of the water. What in the hell? Yeah. So how do you feel about this? Now I have to deep dive this. Dude. You know me, I have to go home and deep dive this. Whenever I heard this, obviously I was like, this guy is insane. Who the f*** named the King Dolphin Gerald? That's my biggest thing. That's the craziest part about this? That arguably is the wildest thing. Now that there's an underwater dolphin world. No, that's insane. We're going to touch on it. But why is the King named Gerald of all names? Dude. You couldn't get some sick, clicky name? I don't know, but Gerald, I mean, would you not respect the Gerald? I'd respect any f*** talking dolphin. But like Gerald makes you kind of lame. I'm like, oh wow. I, okay, at first I was like, this guy is crazy. He was like, Titan. But once the medical staff treated him, and tested him, and they said we don't know how all this salt water and all this stuff is in him, and they have no signs of like mental problems at all, I'm kind of believing this Florida man, building this dolphin city underwater. Dude, it's Florida, bro. They always got some f***. Florida always has crazy sh***. They probably invented a new drug that doesn't pull up on the scans or something like that. Because there's no way bro was abducted. First off, had they abducted him, dolphins don't have arms. If you know anything about dolphins, dolphins get what they want. Oh, they get what they want. They're cute little creatures, but I'm saying. They're cute, but they are violent. Yeah, but they take. No wonder they needed an opposable thumb and hands to build the city. They don't have their own arms. Yeah, but there's slab and bricks together like this. Have you never seen the stories of dolphins like helping people up to shore, or like saving people from drowning? They can move humans if they want to. No, they can, but like, I'm saying, was he already like, significantly off the shore, treading water, swimming, practicing, praying, doing whatever he needed to do. Does it matter? Does it matter how dolphins are talking, built a breathing apparatus, or building a city that's the human? That's the question you should be asking. You're asking where was he swimming at? No, they're all linked. I'm saying how'd they get bro? He was probably in the water and then they're like, oh, we need them. Come here. I believe it. What do you feel? I mean, obviously I don't believe it. But I want to, you know me. I love a good, I love a good little freaky. I think if there's any sea creature that could do that, it would have to be dolphins. They're so smart. They seem very sweet too. They're not. Well, I mean, the kidnap to me. And they do other things. They do your own research. Oh, they do. That's why I said, they'll get what they want. Oh, yeah. They're a little predatory. No, that's a great point. I've seen videos. Yeah, see dolphins take. Yeah, they'll be like, oh, take a picture, 20 bucks. That dolphin's just looking at, just waiting on a 10. Anyway, but this, so, okay, my thing is, do you know what they need to do? For, okay, dude. Yeah, what do they need to do? For once in the history of mankind. No punk government law enforcement, no officials, no permits. Someone needs to strap J- or Gerald's a king. Someone needs to, what, do we have the name on the guy? No, it just, it says Florida man. It's nameless. Okay, we'll call him Mike. Someone needs to, I'm talking GoPro on his ankle, ankle monitor on the other ankle, GoPro on the head. Like as much information grabbing technology we can put on Mike. As much surveillance on the Florida man. And throw his back to the dolphins city. So you're saying that the government, Do you want to see it? So you're saying the government should put surveillance on this Florida man. No, I'm saying do not get the government involved. Who should do it? Independent researchers? Yeah, third party. No. Bro, because if the government does it, we never get to see it. I want to live through Mike and meet King Gerald myself via GoPro footage. See, you're already a step behind. I think the government is working with the dolphins. I think the dolphins, if any creature you should work with in the sea, it should be dolphins. Really? Because they're double agents. They are double agents. They're cute. They're cute. They'll get what they want and they know what they're doing. Yeah. They're Sergeant Brody. I mean, they. Sergeant Brody. I finished. You did? Season three. I think I'm done. I think I'm done. You like Brody that much? No. I kind of thought that too though. I was like, wow. I was like, I was really invested three seasons deep. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert for a show called the homelander. No, that's not it. Just homeland. Just homeland. Can I say something about the escape pod real quick? Can I say something? I talked to CJ about this. They mentioned us. They did? During an ad read. What? I was like, really? I was like, you can't talk about us for a second. It's like, no, I appreciate that. I'm not going to talk about you. I'm not going to talk about you. I'm not going to talk about you. I'm like, no, I appreciate the nod. I'm actually a big fan of them. I have a big fan. I like their comments. I go, my God, how do you feel about the escape pod mentioning you? And I was like, good. I want to go watch it. So I went and watched the whole episode. It was like at the 54 minute mark. So I watched the whole thing. And then they were doing an ad read for like, some of our Rage A product. They're like, download. And it's like, by the way, love you. That's crazy. That's crazy. Wait, what do you mean? We might have to mute that too. Isn't that like a credit app? Yeah. Yeah. We'd have to mute it. But well, I didn't even mean anything. No, no, but I was implying racism because you assume that because Rage is not good. This finances. Oh, no, I was saying that like, I already had the 40 said, right? No, yeah, no, no, but they were doing like an ad read. And then there was like for headphones or something. And it was like, yeah, you can listen to the Ushinno podcast. I appreciate those very sweet. That's cool. I'm going to go out and be a little more hat guy. Come on. Hat guy. I'm cheek to cheek behind the phone. I was, I was DMing both of them and I felt like I was cheating a little bit because I was saying the same thing to both. And I was like, he said, I'm going to pin him also Leo Skeppy. It's like the new thing. I just call out. Dude, yeah, funny enough. So Leo goes to the Leo Skeppy goes to the same gym as our head of operations, K Robin, our editor CJ. They ran into him at the gym and so K Rob FaceTiming with Leo Skeppy on the phone. Now Leo said, ooh, you weren't excited enough whenever he flipped the phone and I said, okay, I'll try again. They flipped the phone and I got super excited and he goes, no, show me your. 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Isn't that like a factual statement I don't think a I don't think they breathe Plants breathe Plants have lungs no, but they breathe differently they breathe like through their Like their their their stem pores or I don't know what it's called I also don't think the I don't think the end all be offer a vegan is if something breathe I thought vegans don't eat things that are alive Yeah, I don't think I don't think I don't think vegans eat things that are alive correct I don't yeah, they eat a Lot, I mean what's what's the whole problem? Do you consider a russet potato alive? Is it a plant? It's potato. It was when if it was in the ground it was alive. I That's like where like what does a potato is does a potato know it's a potato does a potato have a conscience Oh, so souls is what you depict on sentience like he said I don't know it's sentience Oh say that to me like I know what sentience is like you're a living thing like you can like oh, I'm gonna Take a step I can walk. I'm moving I hunt gather reproduce like you're Potato and a baby so you're saying so you're saying if there's a dumb pig out there. It doesn't matter No, it's still a pig. It might be a little dumb, but pigs don't know the species got people the little yeah We got a carob, but pigs don't know their pigs pigs and other pigs you think a pig knows it's a pig You think animals don't know it's an animal. No, I don't think a monkey wakes up and it goes Oh, I'm on a ring a tang. No, I don't think so you're out of your god forsaken mind Oh, how do you know that then how do you know a snake goes? No, I'm a snake. They don't talk to Fly me so so snickering is no other crickets Them's you saying they know what they are. I don't even think that is of importance You just said that you said that's what makes a sential being no sentient and not sential and a Awakeness being caught like a cricket nose over the like woke a Cricket nose it has to go eat this plant whatever to survive. No, it doesn't it does not know that why do they eat? Why does anyone eat at second nature don't think monkeys get hungry? Yes, I know they get a lot of being You know they get hungry which means they know they have to go eat which means they know when they wake up They got do there's a checklist so how does a plant? I know plant knows they need water plants know they need son That's they know that a russet potato knows it needs son. That's a play keep saying plants What do you think Venus fly traps? Yes, they eat so you know they need to eat Exactly so they know so they have a conscious if they know they need to eat flies and they need to grasp so anything comes in my mouth Come here. Mm-hmm lunch. Yeah, that's a bit. I was so you're so it's so it's not all so you're saying so you're saying You think 50 so you're saying Venus fly traps are the same as monkeys. That's what you're saying because they both know they need to eat No, but that's that was one example of monkey knows its family a monkey has family and a monkey can feel love and sadness No, they try to put on punch to make us feel bad punches. I know what's going on punch is adorable He's a cute. It's just a cute animal, but it doesn't know absolutely knows its mom No, it doesn't know kangaroo knows its parents it jumps in that little skin. No, it doesn't know That's my mom. He knows that's what I think that's a natural connection I have to this thing because it doesn't know what mom and dad is it does not know what that is That's a American I think you are out of your You know so they know their birthdays so kangaroos know their birthdays if ruby had puppies You don't think ruby they don't know my dog if my dog ruby had puppies You don't think those puppies would know ruby's the mom. You know, they would know that's my food source You're out of your mind. No, that's a fact. They know that's a food source. They know that's a providing source They don't know that's a fact who proved that fact. I've talked to animals. Oh, oh So clearly they clearly so does does does my dog think I'm its dad because it's never met its parents My dog has never met its parents. No, it knows you're its care lover and provider Exactly. They don't know what mom and dad is. They know what their food sources and their survival sources hit I think you are I mean, I think you're so dolo on this journey. I think you're I just cooked I cooked with hot I don't I don't well who took the condom off on mike. It's gone again