Shannon Beador & Doug Budin: Airport PA & Sleepover

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Why are you looking right at me? Well, Jeff Lewis has issues. Hey, it's Jeff Lewis and I have issues. In today's episode, Shannon Badour and Doug Buten joined the show from Phoenix. We recap our stage show from the night before and talk about Todd's childish airport behavior. Plus, we share details about our night at the Airbnb. Does anyone notice what Jameson's wearing around his neck today? What is that? Well, I'm wearing my Camp Chump shirt, Vintage Chump from 2023 at Megan's house. But then I felt a little bit like a camp counselor wrangling everyone. So I just added a little bandana around the neck to give it the fun Camp Five. Aren't we having fun? A kerchief. I don't want to walk next time at the airport. It's embarrassing. It really is embarrassing. I'm glad you love it, Jeff. It's cute. It's a love. I like it. I like it. You can check it out on the picture at RadioAndy Insta or at JL Jeff Lewis. Okay, thank you. You're welcome. So, Jameson and I turns out we are excellent roommates. Really? Don't you agree? I thought it was great. You know what I was saying? It reminds me of you know when you first start dating someone and you start having sleepovers and you like you don't want to move because you don't want to wake them up or anything. But we slept peacefully. You didn't touch. We did, but I was very careful not to churn too many times. I didn't want to wake you up. Did you face each other? I don't. We had the pillow wall. We had a divider pillow. We had a double pillow wall. Yeah, we did. So, because you brought your own pillow. Of course. So we had an extra one. So we had a two-story pillow wall. Did you make it through the night, both of you, without having to get up to like use the bathroom? I think we both had to go. I held it. Did I wake you? No, not at all. Jeff made it. I woke up in the middle of the night. I was very impressed that Jeff did not wake up. And the, I got to tell you, as I was like kind of waking up every now and then in the night, that projector is so sweet. Isn't it? It's, I really recommend it to anyone. It's so sweet and it spins. We had stars. We had moons. It was really nice. Did you have a sound machine? It was a little loud. Yeah. Where I was staying. You could hear the sound machine? No, no, no. Sorry. I could hear everybody downstairs. I could hear us because my noise machine didn't plug in because it, I needed it. What is that? HDMI. Yeah. So for a sound machine. So Annie turned on, what was it called? New York City street rain? That's my sound. Okay. But then I noticed like you hear the honking of the horns in the background. So we fell asleep too last night. We went to bed. Jameson and I were very responsible. We went to bed around 1230. I will say you're considerate. You're clean. You're quiet. Oh, thanks. Yeah. You really were. You're not surprised? Wouldn't you expect that? I just thought it was even better. He's a really, really considerate roommate. And you slept. I did sleep. And I knew to clean off the counter, which I would normally anyway. The only snafu we had was when we were unpacking Jeff. So this is very interesting about Jeff Lewis for one night, less than eight hours in this Airbnb, Jeff fully unpacked in the closet. Yeah. But I just got a luggage rack and I put it next to the bed. I was like, are you going or are you just going to leave your luggage here? We had a huge walk in class. Yeah. I was like, you're going to put it in the closet. But what I like, I don't like to spread when I travel because then I don't know if I have everything. You're going to forget something. This way I know everything's right here in a little contained space. So I know I'm in my zone. This is like cluttered to me. Interesting. I felt organized. I mean, that was the worst part. It wasn't that big of a deal. Yeah, it was nice. I mean, it was, but it wasn't. And what about the fact that you were talking about how there was no door on the bathroom? We worked it out. We did. So we locked the primary room door and Jeff swore to me that he wouldn't watch me shower and he held true to his promise and I appreciate that. Thank you. Oh, you're very welcome. Check out. I hope you watched the shower. I did it. I left the door open. It's a nice big house, plenty of rooms, plenty of bathrooms. I loved it. Now, Todd Lewis, so they had some sort of like lighting, leutron light system or control for Todd Lewis hit, I guess, all on last night. So that's what happened. That's why all our lights went on in the bedroom. In the middle of the night, all of a sudden, all the lights come on full brightness, but Jeff's Jeff had a pillow. I looked over so little way. Yeah, my did ours sit in the bunk. I wonder, I wonder if it was my dad. You think I wondered about it because he came with us to Phoenix. Maybe he comes with me everywhere. But then I'm trying to like turn it off. It's not a switch. Those dimmer pans. Yeah. And I'm like feverish. The lights are just going like on and off, on and off. So I'm glad it didn't wake you. You had a pillow over your head. I had to put it over my ears because Patrick Simpson is so fucking. I could just hear him. Just his voice just echoing through the house last night because you were you were up late, Shannon. So is Annie. LaKindra. LaKindra, Annie, you, Patrick. Liz. Liz. Todd. Todd. Oh, Todd was up. Was, um, pull out up to? No, no. He went to bed. Hmm. I went to bed at the same time. I had to actually, even with the sound machine, Jameson, I had to put the pillow over my ears. I believe that as we were falling asleep, we just hear like, oh, it's his voice really rings throughout that cavernous home. No, is it true, Doug, that you brought lube? Well, there is, there is, I didn't, yes, yes. I didn't, I didn't say like, oh, let me pack some lube. It was in my, uh, what are they called? A dopp kit. There's a thing, a lube in my dog. Okay. So here's the thing. We know you, right? So you, you pack, you, first of all, you do a poll, you do an edit, you do a pack, you do a repack. There's no mistake. If there's lube in your bag, you knew it was there. Yes, it was intentional. It's in my dopp kit at all times. You thought, um, that you had a moment to rub one out. We're showing that for a moment. I didn't. I really didn't have no time to incident. It's just, it's in my dopp kit. Now there was somebody that DM'd him, DM'd him Shannon, right? Well, yeah. I mean, last time I was in this town with a buden, he met up and had lunch with someone. Okay. Lunch. Thank you. His lunch code. Lunch where? Well, we saw him leaving the hotel. Enough. So I don't know if it's code. So it was, uh, we think it was the same guy that DM'd him. Yesterday. Yesterday. Someone DM'd him. Well, now we, same guy that I had lunch with. We can't go back to the Airbnb after the show. So you'll have time for lunch. If you want to. Do you have cash? Well, because it's most likely, let's be honest, it's most likely a professional. He paid for lunch. Jeff, Jeff brought a binder clip full of cash. He said it for you. Thousand bucks. And he said it wasn't enough. Oh, a lick. Oh, good. And I said that's probably all it takes. Well, it's been a while since you've been touched, right? These are my friends. I have to keep reminding myself that every day, these are my friends. Uh, Shannon Bador, how was this trip compared to a real house wise of Orange County? I have to tell you, well, I, we, I always have fun when I go on the house, OC house like trips, but this, because I literally been laughing the entire time. So much fun. Really had a good time. And it was the first time where I sat on the stage for the whole, I disagree. I don't think you always have fun and cast trips because I think you've left early before the London wasn't so great. Yeah. I'm sure if we went back, you know, 12 seasons, I'm sure that there were other times where you weren't happy. And I was thinking this morning, I was thinking this morning, I feel like, uh, truly everyone, all the chumps, really even Patrick, we do like each other, right? We even like Patrick. Some, you know, sometimes, but, uh, I feel like that's the difference between some of these other Bravo shows where the producers are casting these people. And you know, I'm casting people basically. And if you don't get along with the other chumps or you don't get along with me, you're unchomped. So we always, I feel like we have a very good, strong network of people that really do enjoy spending time together. I totally agree. And I think that's the, that is the distinct difference between this show and every other show on Bravo. Okay. Well, I will tell you, real house wise of Orange County, we are having fun. We're, you know, yeah. So you don't work. What episode are you in? So six, you're in the middle of shooting. I give you two more ups. It was sweet last night. We all got back to the house and we were all just sitting at the big table. We did a rose and thorn, a la louanne. Oh my gosh. That's really sweet. That was fun. That took two hours. But, um, Doug also was kind enough to give out his gifts, chump slippers and chump sleep mask. Yeah. That was very thoughtful. I love it. I packed them. Those are, those are all guests at the chump B and B get those slippers. Oh, they do. Okay. Well, since I will never be staying there, I'm glad that I got them. Exactly. I'm not experienced them. Now last night's event, I think was epic. I mean, we had an incredible pre-show with Todd and the Kendra. Literally iconic. And actually we have a new promo today, which is basically, is that just a recording of what, of their performance last night? Pretty much. Yes. Pretty much what it is. It's going to be really fun. Really, really good. For those of you, you know, you've, I get your DMs, you know, why do you give look, look Kendra a second chance, blah, blah, blah. I'm telling you, she, she really showed up yesterday. She was the fourth person to the airport. So it was Patrick and Paul. Yep. It was Todd and then LeCindre. Yep. She was not only on time, she was early. She beat us. She beat us there. They were actually going to be my Rose, but someone had already picked them, but I've really thought they were just such a great way to see the show. Yeah. Of all the people that were there when we went around the table, I did calculate most people's thorn were Patrick and Paul. 100% some of them. Right. 100% It was out of control from the moment we met them at the airport. At the airport and on the, and on the plane. All right. So why don't we back it up first? So we went out of Burbank airport, which is not the most glamorous airport in the world, but it's the easiest airport in the world. It's very close. And so, you know, you're not there. There's not any fancy lounges or restaurants or bars or shopping. You just, you roll in, you get on your flight and you leave immediately. And that's what's so great about Burbank. Now we did all fly first class and Patrick and Paul were aware of that, but they were very upset. There was no lounge. I know, but also like it's burping. That's the point. The airport is the lounge. In like six seconds. His point was, I know it's a lot of Southwest flights out of this airport, but we're flying American and how can American not have a lounge? And then he said, look, see, they're building a new terminal and even that won't have a lounge. I was like, okay. Very, very fixated on the no lounge. Very fixated. There is a lounge at Phoenix. Yes, of course. They were doing, what were they doing? Were they doing tick tocks? What were they doing? Yes, Todd said that. Paul live from the airport. And it was very loud and very much very disruptive to the rest of the airline passengers. Todd was so embarrassed that he went and sat on it in a different area. He actually came to me and said that they were doing, I was walking down to the gate and he said, Oh God, they're doing tick tocks lives. It's so loud. Stay away. Stay away. So we ended up finding a little hamburger place and we just stayed there till the very last minute. But when we were at the hamburger place, we were all crowding around this bar and we met this nice guy who was talking to us. He offered me a seat. I was like, no, I'm good. So we were chit chatting. Jeff was like, where are you going? He said, I'm going home to Pittsburgh. We're like, oh, that's nice. We're going to Phoenix. It's like, great. I told him Phoenix first. You're right. So it was one of these really long tables where everybody kind of sits next to each other like a communal and he kept saying, he's like, why are people filming you? What's going on? And then I explained to him. He goes, Oh yeah, my wife used to watch the show or whatever. And he goes, where are you going? I go Phoenix. And you know, maybe he initiated. So yes, I started talking. I started talking, but you initiated it. But then I could tell he was, he regretted talking to me because then I wouldn't shut up. So then I go, where are you going? He goes, Pittsburgh. Okay. Cut to when I'm on the plane. He walks on the flight with his head down and trying to pretend like I don't see him. Oh, he doesn't want to talk to me anymore. Wait, are you? He lied. I was like, Hey friend. You know, he might be connecting to Pittsburgh. Oh, Phoenix is a hub. Oh, you're right. But then why didn't he say, Oh, I'm going to Phoenix. Yeah. I'm on your flight. I have a layer of connections. And then he's like, check please. And then I don't think that check could come fast enough for him because I had a lot to say. Wow. I had a lot to talk about. And yes, I scared him away. And then the one on the right, the girl on the right, what are you watching? Was that survivor? She's like, yeah, she was so flicking annoyed with me. But then also we had two empty seats for other chunks. Yeah. Thank you for doing that. She was watching survivor. It's good. So then we get on the flight. Wait, no, no, we're not on the flight yet. Okay. Keep going. I'm going to get on the terminal. You're getting your burgers while you're having your burgers. We arrive. Doug and I sit like right outside the gate. We're sitting across from Poland, Patrik and Patrik looks at me and he goes, Hey, to hear about that plane crash. In full voice. Oh my God. I was like, quiet. He's like, are you serious? I was like, yes, I'm serious. And then he goes, how many people died in that plane crash? And he's like, I'm just curious. Okay. Well, we're about to get on a plane. Do you need to get on a plane? No. Of course. That was the whole point. Not good. So we get on. Then we get on the plane. Then we get on the plane. We have a nice gay flight attendant who's loud. Yes. And then we have another flight attendant, a female, not very nice. No, not very nice. She meant business. And as a corporate Connie, I appreciated her actually. She was a gay with a clipboard. She was. So we were taxing for a second. I fell asleep. And then all of a sudden I wake up to the plane. I was like, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I fell asleep. And then all of a sudden I wake up to these loud voices, which is the gay flight attendant and Patrick. Of course. And so now I'm, I woke up and then I noticed something's going on because I could see these little like things flying in the air. And it turned out that Patrick was clipping his fingernails. Paul was clipping. Paul was clipping. Patreaks fingernails. Disgusting. Disgusting. And he said holding them in his hand. Then Paul started painting his nails and then drying them on the little, the air vent, little air vent above, drying them so we could all smell the nail polish. You missed during takeoff when we started ascending and all of a sudden nail polish started rolling down the aisle. To write that Todd feet. It was from Marshall's and Todd holds up this ball. He goes, who's got nail polish from Marshall's and he's holding this. And then there was someone in front of us that we weren't, we weren't sure. You weren't. I was sure. I'm sure. It was a lovely. I was sure of the gender. I was sure. We were all sure except for you. I was confused. And so it was Todd. She had on Birkenstocks and a lovely pedicure. He had on Birkenstocks. And I asked her if that was her nail polish and she said, no, no. We all knew except for you and Todd. The common denominator here is Lewis. Yeah. Everyone else. I didn't see them. Good job, Annie. We don't know if they, we don't know if that's true. We don't know if that person identifies as them. We don't know. It's not our business. So we'll never know. So there you go. She had a lovely back and a great flight. We'll never know. Not our business. It wasn't his nail polish. There's. Why didn't you ask? I think Todd did. I asked her, I said, is this your nail polish? And she said, what did he say? She said, no. I just, I just, we just, we just. But then what happened is we heard some very distressing. Triggered. Well, Doug, you started it because when we sat down, you pointed out to the flight attendant, my seat back pouch is very dirty. Yeah. She was like, what do you want me to do? Well, I just didn't want them to think it was me. I wasn't asking them to do it. That's bullshit. You were complaining. You were complaining. You were being a caring. There was, there was stuff from the previous food and refuse and. It just goes back and forth all day long. It's a bus. Basically a bus. I was sitting there and the woman's, she could see I had like a chlorox. So I thank you, Doug. And she's like, Oh, do you want me to take that chlorox? So I said, yes. And like, excuse me, my seat's dirty. I arrived to a dirty seat. And then I said to Jameson, you know what I'm looking forward to? An icy diet. He did. You take. As I said, icy diet Coke. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your gay flight attendant. Good news and bad news. Good news. We're taking off on time. Bad news. There's no catering. So there's no ice and I have a limited number of beverages. That's when I took out my phone and he wrote a cheer one letter right there. Here on the spot. Yeah, for you even got your drink. The minute he said it, I was like, I'm writing. Did they reply? No, not yet. Did you check? No, but he has this whole plan about 5000. What were you talking about last night? They're going to watch loyalty points. Not what's the difference? Well, the difference is loyalty points. Keep your status at miles. I have plenty of miles. I want the points. And now we the year just started over. So you're hoping with your cheer one letter, they're going to offer you points, then you're going to negotiate. No, they're going to say we're going to give you miles and I say you're going to go shape or points. I'm OK. I'm over. Yeah. And I got to say that flight attendant really tried to sell. He's like, great news. Yeah, we're going to ride nine minutes early. Not only did we take off on time. We don't need to drink early. We're getting there. He got a really long speech and there's no ice. Bing. And then he wasn't that bad and then that there's no ice and no food. Then it worked on me. I was happy we're on time. But I was truly my biggest stressor of the day was like, what if we're not on time in our show? But did you hear Keen and Todd? No. So when the flight attendant came around, Keen's like, yeah, I got like, you know, whatever, you know, Diet Coke with ice. And then Todd was like, hi, can I please get extra ice? So then they just kept fucking with him. Now you wonder why the female flight attendant yelled at Keen. OK, well, we got to get to that. Keen got in trouble. So what did he say when they said, you know, extra ice? They just. He gets such a ball bust. Todd, Todd is funny. He's a mobster. I didn't realize how funny Todd was. I can't be taking the time. Yeah. But we're ascending still and we're waiting for the light. What are we waiting for? We hadn't the day. In your seatbelt. We heard the bing with the light. Still on and Keen stood up and kneeled by Jeff and the talk about work. Keen's defense flight attendant made a speech and said, ladies and gentlemen, and the person in two way, the the spassant seatbelt sign is still on. Please, I need all passengers to go back to their seats. The only person who wasn't in their seat was Keen. Keen remained where he was. And then the female flight attendant came up the aisle and served him. Did you hear my speech? No standing during service. The lights out. I mean, she was. It wasn't that bad, but it was bad. I loved it. She was rude. I loved it. Think of what these flight attendants are dealing with. She just started. She set a boundary and she commanded 70 minute flight. You could be a flight attendant. You actually look like one. Thank you. I was in three. Oh, I was in three Charlie, three alpha four. We were four. Four. I was four D. Oh, Charlie Delta. We were Charlie. I don't even know. We were three. I just follow Shane. I don't even know what row we were in. I admired her for sit for first putting her foot down. She did her job. She absolutely did her job. And if something went wrong and Keen bumped his head or whatever, then they'd go to those flight attendants and be like, why didn't you have control of your cabin? So good for her. She controlled Keen. Now, I, Shane, I know that when you sent these group emails, texts, whatever, you were very clear about the itinerary and also instructions. Now you told us, all of us, that we are not to check any luggage. Yes, we do. And in fact, we had preplanned, because Liz was on an earlier flight to check in the smoke machine, the laser pointers and all the windbags. Yep. So that's our packing list. So we get on the plane and then what does Todd tell you? Todd, well, Todd just has a backpack and I was like, wow, like he Todd packed really light. And he was like, no, I had to check my bag. And I was like, we worked so hard to get this smoke machine. He left early. He brought it to, he brought it over and then I packed it. And then we put it in an Uber to Liz. All of these things ahead of time so she could check her bag when you have time. Like we worked so hard specifically for Todd not to have to check back. So we wouldn't have to wait. So that way we could get it. Why did he get a garment bag for his costume changes? And then he never did the costume. He never did. He was like, I know, I know. He said, I can't stick suits in a suitcase. You can carry that as a carry on. And he was like, you don't know what's in it. So then to pass the time, because we're all sitting and waiting at baggage claim. Yeah. Baggage claim three waiting for Todd's luggage. Sorry, Carney. He logs on to skyharbour.com, which is the name of the airport. And he starts paging people. Are you aware of this? Stop it. He is such a ballbuster. I was saying, uh, Hugh Jordan. Hugh Janus. Ivana Gizanyu. Mike LaTorres and Jenna Talia. Yeah. Did you hear that over the loudspeaker? No, because we left before they started paging the names. I think it filters it into the system. Do you do it like through a thing? Yes, you type it in. Oh, my. It's like picking us up on a jukebox. You don't know when it's going to come up. Unbelievable. And then he left before all of us anyway. He was here the least amount of time. So what's going to happen? I mean, is Liz here today? She's kind of come here. OK, so what's going to happen with the we have to check on the way home? I know because we have the smoke machine and laser pointers, which by the way, really worked. That's smoke. There are people driving. You could maybe put it in the production. Oh, that's a good idea. You are so smart. OK, Houseland. Here for a day. Janet, that's her great idea. Genius. Wait, why? Michael Beck's problem. Why did we do all that drama to get it here? We should just ask them. We didn't know what you know. Whatever thought about it. I didn't think about production. They left Wednesday. They could left at the house. Oh, my. That would have been great. Oh, wow. God, we're stupid. I didn't know they were driving next year. Can we mention that the first cast of the cruise, the film crews here today and they were here yesterday, too. It was really fun. Super. I just can't believe not one of us thought of that. But also, they didn't offer and they were at the home talking about it. They watched a struggle. I know, but they're supposed to be just kind of observing like fly on the wall. They're probably like this. They probably they're probably joke amongst them. They're probably proud of. Dope. Not one of those dopes thought to put it in our van. But we needed a camera on Liz. I made $150 because it was overweight. So overweight. She had to check three bags. Todd, well, this is what we did. Todd brought it to stake 48 and then I took it home and then packed it at Jeff's house and Ubered it to Liz. So they should actually be proud and impressed. And, you know, some of the liquid smoke apparently leaked. And by the way, everything that was in that tub of lasers and whatever projector, that's all what bombs are made out of. So I can't believe it went through with no issue. Like the wires and the metal. It was so worth it, though. Because of that stand up live venue, we had a smaller stage really filled with smoke. Yeah, very concentrated. It was that's what we're going for. It was such a big stage. It was too expensive. You couldn't see it. It was just all blown in the light. The lights. I love the laser. Yeah, the lasers that were projecting on to the stage. Whereas last time the lasers were on the stage, projecting out to the audience. It was a much deeper venue so that it didn't sell. But this space is very shallow. It was we were watching on a monitor. It was good. It was like the Super Bowl halftime show. It really was. It was incredible. Poor Liz was regaling us with the story of checking in that tub because she brought it. She somehow managed to get it. I told you to tape it. I said you need to tape it. I didn't hear you say that. They're like, you have to tape this. They helped her, which is very kind of them. They don't have to help you on the airport. So they helped her tape it. And then when she got to the. So at Phoenix, it's not a driveway. It's like a pebble driveway. So she couldn't even like drag it. Poor thing. She really she earned her pay. Good job, Liz. Good job, Liz. No, I do have a question for Annie. What? On the way to the airport right after we spoke to Beverly DeAngelo on FaceTime who has serious FOMO. We were listening to a voicemail you got from a guy that you gave him his number. Oh, yeah. Or you gave him your number at karaoke. Yeah, I was at a bar for karaoke that I go to every Tuesday. And he was like, what's going on? I told him I'm a pop star. And so then he took a selfie with me and then he sent me this voicemail. And it was like you were in your pink outfit with your pink skirt. I bet you had pink underwear. Pink panties on. Do you want to see my pink finger? What can you believe that? That's the first opening line. Why did you give him your number, though? I that's what I said. I panicked in the future. I won't give him a fake number. I know my number. I should have. And he was like, let's go to Mel's diner. I'm like, oh, I don't want to. I also thought it was we got a norm. Yeah, I thought it was Xinji. He only offered one finger. I mean, come on, dude, like show up. You wanted more than one. Of course. Yeah, come on. Do they have offer music at your karaoke? They will now. OK. I mean, what world does this guy think you're going to call him back? I'm not. No, I know it's so creepy. And then he sent you a voice memo. It was a lot. Stockery. But also, like you probably like it's strange to open with that. He probably would get a fake number. Right. What if it was some random person? He thinks I'm a prostitute. Like, why would he say that? Maybe you I don't want to be gross. But I think he was jacking off while he left that message. I think it's a perv. Why would he leave such a weird message? You think that's what I think. I do. I think that's the perversion before you can introduce the pink finger. Great. What is the topic? That now that guy has. I depends on the guy. Now we had a strict strict strict no dog policy at the Airbnb. Snow White, Nana to one, I was there and, you know, they apparently she's not housebroken because we had a little accident last night. We're in the green room and the green and Annie, you were sitting on the sofa. The dog was on my fucking dress right before we went on stage. She just urinated right on the sofa and on the floor. And for such a little dog, it was a lot. She holds a lot of it. It was all they must not have taken her out for hours. And this is this is the audio. It's like. You had a beautiful dress on that was a. God, you're black and like the fabric didn't show the P. It was P color. You were right there, Shannon. I was sitting right next to it. Yeah. Annie was in between you and me. By the way, a little bit got on you too. Yes, I know. 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At all and after protected keys and seas apply selected hotels only see website for details. Doug, please explain why did I hear you talking to Siri this morning? This is exactly what you said. Siri, what is it called when someone goes to a rest stop for a BJ? Why are you? Why do you why would you ask Siri that? Why do you feel the need to pull that out of context? Because what happened right before that is we were talking about, I don't know how this part came up. We were talking about there are rest. There's a term for people who go to rest stops to get blowjobs and it's not a glory hole. There's a different term. I did not know this term, so I asked my phone. Well, why was that in your head? Well, we were we were all. He said, what are people call me? And as it turns out, the term is cottageing. Cottageing. Yeah, cottage. I've never heard of it. It's an English term apparently or for English bathrooms. But that's why I asked my I got nervous because I was talking to my Siri cottage. It's a gay slang term originated from the United Kingdom, referring to anonymous sex between men in a public bathroom. That's exactly what I found out. You are a good actor. I had no idea what that term was. It does just came from the cottage. I didn't. We learned. We learned all kinds of yesterday. We talked about boilerplate. Like, I love. I love to find out the history behind terms and things that we use every day. What was the other good acting that drove you crazy, Jeff? Yesterday. Oh, my God. I remember it. You're so full of shit. Oh, now what? All right, we played a new game at the Phoenix live show. You're wrong about that last night. And it was very fun. It was called Hot to Go Hot seat with the Wheel of Misfortune. So we had this digital wheel. So I asked a question and we had all the names of the people on stage, plus Patrick and Paul were in the audience and the wheel would stop on a name. And it was a it was a question like who acts richer than they are or who's the worst at this? You know, that was very polarizing questions at the end of the night. I just I was like, guys, that was such a good game. That was so fun. And then Doug out of nowhere. I mean, I love that my name was ever picked. I did. And I go, OK, Doug. I mean, I was just so happy. My name wasn't picked. I was picked twice. Some of us. I had to. Those those are the kinds of questions that make me uncomfortable because it's like you're being asked to throw shade at somebody. And I don't like those kinds of questions. So I was very happy. The lie detector determined that was a lie. That's it. I did like the game you you ran. What was that game? We played is this real for real? And that was, you know, we usually have some kind of trivia component at these shows and we have really good prizes. So we wanted to have something that would allow the audience to have prizes. So this was sort of our new Jeff Lewis life spin on trivia. I did, too. We would give a chump scenario and the audience would have to say if it was real for real or made up. Shanie, you have to give a shout out to our new Phoenix makeup artist. Oh, my God, shout out. That was so good. It's good. He fixed Shannon's makeup. He did such a good job. The fuck off. Say about Sam. He goes, I had my makeup done at like eight in the morning. You were misgendered so that I so that it would look on stage a little heavy. She was wearing that was the whole thing. So she was wearing stage makeup in town. If anyone's ever been to a crack show. You know, that's what Shannon was like. It was so nice. He he told me he didn't have to do anything with me. I said he couldn't do anything to help. He did not. Did not, Annie. It's kind of strange because we all got a little powder, but Doug, he said, you're he said, you're good to go. And then at the end, when we were all taking pictures on the stage, he was taking, he was helping. He was so nice. Yeah, he's so that because Doug was like holding up the line with all his chit chat. No, I wasn't. So but Zach did a great job. Yeah, he took pictures. He really, really turned it around for you. You look great last night. Fantastic. Thank you. She tried to sleep in her makeup. No, OK, I said, I said, I wonder if some of my cast leads will sleep in their makeup and then they'll look great in the morning. But I said, that's disgusting. Well, I and I washed my face and I'm proud of you. Did you do your makeup today? I did. It was good. You look good. No, it's not horrible. It's not heavy like it was yesterday. You know what? I was just trying to look good on stage. Just you did look good. Thank you. Now we do have to talk about Doug's pants. So he got a brand new pair of pants. I'm wearing them today and literally the pockets hit the calves. Don't you wait. Stand up. We saw my calves yesterday. Look at you. Turn around. Turn around. You have these fit. Looks like he has a big load in his pants. Look at that. It's terrible. There's a brand new pants. These are brand new. They need to be tailored or something. So you know what are they? Linit? Governor Paul. You know what he did this morning? He did this for me. He had shorts on and a t-shirt. I said tuck in your shirt. Let me just see what it looks like. He's like, I have a belly. I have a belly. Doug does not have a belly. Wow. He does not have a belly. I'm one big belly. No. You're wide, but you're not deep. You know what I'm saying? You're you're. We know. So you could tuck in your shirt and it looks really good. You would be snatched. Tuck in your shirt. These are my friends. Snatch yourself. Tuck in your shirt, but you need pants that fit you. And pull up your pants. Yeah. I think. You need tighter pants. Yeah. I think the problem is that he's not fat. No. And you said you don't have a butt. I don't. So you just have a butt. Doug, you are very thin. No, no, I would say that. I wouldn't go that far. But you know what? You're not fat at all. No, you're wide. OK. But you take two grown men and put them together. I think the problem is one, you don't have a butt and to you wear your pants low. So it really accentuates the bagginess of your. I think my stomach pushes my pants down. That's what I think. No, it doesn't. This is psychosomatic. Sometimes you should wear things that are a little tighter because I thought your belly was bigger than it really is. I know. Yeah. And it's not. That was really eye opening. It's a compliment. It's a compliment. You've got to tuck in your shirt and you need tight pants. But I did show leg. I showed leg last night at the house. I'm OK with my legs. Oh, you need some of that Chastine Bronze on your legs. Really? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I know who needs Chastine Bronze. There are Kean in that tank top. Oh, God. Thank God he changed. You guys, I thought you made him change. So he did it. No, he felt insecure. Everyone got his shirt pajamas when we got home. Right. We all got undressed. Kean came down in his sweatpants and then a tank top. Very tight. He looked hot. Very tired. And then everyone immediately shamed him. Ew, pale. He's just looking through the window. He is. And then. His arms looked great. He looked hot. He looked pale. Clearly works out. He needs a tan, though. Yeah. I actually think Doug's legs are paler than Kean. I think so, too. Yes. Doug's legs are paler. I've never seen your legs. I think I have nice legs. Hey, you do. Can I say for this group, it's interesting to see people's arms and legs. We don't usually see each other's legs because we're seeing each other in more of a formal setting. Like you wouldn't necessarily wear shorts to the studio. Right. We've seen Shannon's legs who've seen her in a dress. But yes. So it's interesting to see people's skin. I've seen all of Shannon. I've seen it all. I've seen all of Shannon. So Kean was telling me last night that this chump walked up to him and she's like, I hear you like Milfs. Do you like Gilfs? I got a five-year-old grandson. Yeah, I know who that is, too. What's the answer, Kean? We're looking at Kean through the glass here. Oh, Gilfs. Is that grandmother? Yeah. I'm going to get to me. Mm-hmm. God. Now, we have a, we should take this call real quick. Michael and Phoenix. Hi, Michael. Good morning. Michael. Oh, my gosh, hi. Hey, what's up, Michael? I'm hungover, but we're doing great. Were you at the show? I was at the show. You guys are all so nice. My friend and I came from Salt Lake City. Lauren, Michael and Lauren here. Oh, I remember you. I remember you. We know Michael with the baby, right? Two babies. Two babies, yes. Two babies. Two babies, yes. Twins. How was, so what was, I heard something was traumatizing for you last night. What was it? There were a few things. There were a few things. Well, first of all, for me specifically, we ran into the She was so, so pretty and so nice. And then we were of course taking pictures and my nipples were hard all night. Like I kept having to like make them not poke out. And I said that to her and she was like, and she was like, why? And then she pulled her, she pulled her dress down and I saw her one titty. Wow. Wow. Was it the prosthetic or the real thing? Did she have real nipples on or the prosthetic? It was the pasty. Yeah, it was the pasty. So it wasn't like a real deal. But still. Whatever money is worth is great. Now you know that during the show, she went back to the green room with baby chump. No. What they do in there? I don't know. On the peak out? Now baby chump, by the way, that was so funny last night because we called him out. I didn't know that, you know, we, I saw him at the VVIP event and we called him out and then he just took it upon himself to walk on the stage. He took it upon himself. And wave to everybody. And he said, this is a real honor. He is so sweet. He is so sweet. And his mother is just an absolute delight. But I was like saying, like, stand up, stand up. But it looked like I was saying, come here. Come here. And he was just a big smile. He's such a sweet guy. Right up on the stage. And then Jack goes, you can go now. You can get off the stage. You know, he still hasn't graduated yet, right? I heard that. Next month. He's still a few credits shy. We found out Patrick never graduated. Wait, should we say, should we say bye to Michael? Oh, bye Michael. Thank you so much. Great to meet you, Michael. Thanks for coming. Patrick didn't graduate college. Yeah. He said he was a few credits shy, which means three years. Yeah, that was three years. Yeah, it was like a year. He's like, I can be an alumni without graduating, right? He said he was three credits behind me. Why wouldn't you just, you would finish it if you were that close. That's like one course. He should just sign up for that course at Harvard. Yeah. And then he could have graduated. Then he could be graduate from Harvard. He could. Michael took the course. He could take over the house on 21st and Camelback. No, it's a Scottsdale. No, that's the office. That's 21st and Camelback. You're right. That's the office. Camelback is one of our homes. Every time we got in the van, every single time they would tell us we had a house on Scottsdale and 68th and then we had a house on Scottsdale and 86th. Okay, those are the offices. No, I've, no, the office is 21st and Camelback. No, the Camelback is where the homes are. 86th Street, 21st Street and Camelback. Here's the problem. You're right. One of them, its poll confuses the streets. Well, they'll be here. But Treem knows which streets. So I think that's why you thought it was Scottsdale and 68th, right? That's, that's the office. And then the Wells Fargo is on McDowell and Scottsdale. Why did, how do you know that? Good memory. She pointed it out. Shannon is doing a showing at Wells Fargo. Every time we're in the van. We had to know why, but why did we need to know that the Wells Fargo was on the other side of the mountain? We were going to bring cash for Doug for his date. And look at that. You didn't need it. The guy did not show. There's still time. There's still time. We are, we are. You're not on the second. Are you, you're free from 10 to 12. Oh, okay. Great. Do we have enough cash? Shut up. No, cause I tip to people. I think we only have like 500 bucks. That's not going to get that. That won't even get him a lick. Okay. Okay. I might have to cut out a little early because you've got a flight. It's a big gun. No, I'm not going to go now. No, it's 948. You go. We're going to take a break. All right. Should we say goodbye to Shannon Bador? Yes. Thank you so much for coming with us. We had such a nice time. Thank you guys for having me. Can't wait. I want to do it again. Love you. Love you. Let's take lane one. Hey, I'm a. Hey, shout out Shane. Shout out. My question is why do we keep inviting the tree can pull on these vacations because they just call his drama and stress for the rest of the group. I don't understand. You can invite Ryan Bailey and he could do the impressions of them instead. Because we like stress drama and grief. I think I think that's why we invite them. They are incredibly entertaining. I know they're annoying as well, but they are incredibly entertaining and they are nice guys. Except for the nails. That was the one thing that was me. Yeah, that was. Yeah, you know, the entitlement is that needs to kind of they need to get that in check. Yes. I have something to bring up with them. Keep going. When when they when we're boarding the plane, Paul just abandoned his. No, Patrick just abandoned his husband and Paul was just back at the airport and they couldn't find his ticket. And Patrick was in front of us. Really? I was like first on the plane. Oh, I. Yes. I made note of that. It's so weird. It's like, I wouldn't even board without you. You know what I'm saying? Or Annie or whatever. I was like, well, that's true. I'm not able to be like home alone. Shane had to go to the wrong city. I gave Shane your boarding pass. specifically for that reason. Thank you for calling, but you're right. I thought it was so weird. So they said, you know, it's, you know, you can board group one or whatever it was. And. Patrick just takes off. Perhaps his bag takes off. Leaves pole with his back. The dog, everything. And it kind of, you know, I was very telling. It was telling me and Ken got humiliated because we all boarded with you guys because we thought, oh, we're in that group. Ken scans board. Please step out of line. You guys were, you guys are group five. You're not in this group. Step out of line. How I can have to step out. It was humiliating. They were the first row of economy. Yeah. Well, because we had booked every available seat. First class. Why? Because you were added later. That's why I'm not. You and camera at it later. So sorry about that. That nail polish was indeed pulls. Right. He's got that color nail pop. He has that color nail polish on now. He used that. He applied Marshall's red. Now also, did you hear that Patrick was complaining in the airport and was comparing Burbank to a bus stop and Port Authority is out of control and everyone can hear him. He's the loudest person on earth. I knew everyone around us hated us. And at one point a woman, we was like a quiet moment for a month. Not us. At one point a woman came to sit and I wanted to just be like, babe, you don't want to sit here. There's a reason. Let me open the seat. Yes. I was like, you do not want to sit here. Yeah. Yeah. Todd was so embarrassed. He wouldn't even walk. No, he was in the corner on the phone. He wouldn't even make eye contact with anyone. Dougie, we are going to New York next week. You are. Your flight is Sunday. Mine is Monday. Yeah. Have you have you chosen your meal yet? I did, but then I downgraded myself. So I'm not going to have a be able to select a meal. This is very interesting because you normally fly business sometimes first. You actually prefer premium economy. Why is that? I have not tried this premium economy yet. So this is the brand new configuration which we talked about. There is no more first class. So it's all business class, premium economy, econ. And I did not like that business class seat. I was sweet and I found it claustrophobic. It's not wide enough for you. You're facing the window. No, it's really narrow. We know he's wide. I know it's really narrow. I have no foyer and I'm wide. Got it. Honestly, I wouldn't be comfortable in that seat. Because you're fat. Okay. That is true. You're old and blind. Thanks for listening. 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