Taking Accountability on the Road: Wednesday, January 14th, 2026

Good morning, girlies. It's the Toast. It's Jackson, Claudin, where you're lost. It's your favorite show, the Fast Five Things You Need to Know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the Toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the Toast and happy hump day! Don't forget to hump someone you love and speak with somebody I love. And as you guys know, we do anything to hump. It's Jackie Yeo, Jacqueline Follet, Jacqueline, how you doing? I'm doing well. Thank you. Happy to be a guest on Cochise Corner today. Thank you all for tuning in to the new segment. We are calling Cochise Corner, where Cochise sits in a corner and tells you how she feels. Sounds amazing. She collects community members in Cochise Corner. I'm wearing a hat on the show today, a baseball cap, a little toasty merch, even though our merch takes an eternity to come. You'll look like that. The hats are top quality fabric, and it's just, I feel like it's a different vibe. Who knows what's going to happen? Do you remember our hat era? Sometimes clips will come across my desk of when you and I wore hats a couple of times for a week. What? Yeah, we had a hat era. I can count on my hands the times I've worn a hat on this show. It's so few because it's not like I didn't ever want to do it again the next day. So I wonder how this one's going to go. I just felt like my outfit needed a little more personality. Plus it was rainy this morning, so I was like, let me throw a baseball cap on the way out the door. You look so cute. By the way, we absolutely need to change our merch to be called Eternity merch. It's kind of a beautiful name, and we let people know off the bat our merch will take an eternity to come. It's a beautiful name. I know. We can have a logo with the eternity symbol. That's really beautiful. Eternity merch.com. Where's your shirt from? Eternity. Eternity apparel. Eternity and maternity. Oh, is that the maternity for eternity? That'll be a capsule collection by Eternity. Oh, well, that's like my line specifically. Yeah. Possibilities are endless when you embrace the eternity. Well, the possibilities are eternal. That's also true. Here at Eternity. Thank you all for tuning in. Yeah. Thank you all for tuning in. How are you tuning in today? I'm doing amazing because I didn't stay up late watching Tell Me Lies but you did. I didn't know we were committed to doing a recap. Well, you were at my house yesterday. Before you left, I was like, what's on tonight? And you were like, Tell Me Lies two episodes. So I killed myself to watch one and a quarter episodes of Tell Me Lies. And I was so mad, but I had to go to sleep. And I was like, well, she's going to spoil it for me on the show tomorrow because she watched too. Turns out she watched none. Yeah. I was just like sort of taking her to Yssy last night. We had dinner together. I moseyed on home. What did I do? Oh, it faced time with my machetonym sister because she like opens the boxes for me while I was in back in New York. So yeah, it just sort of took it easy. Very self care kind of happy food. So I'll spoil it for you. No, I have a question. Going down. How long do you think Tell Me Lies goes on for? Oh, how many seasons? Well, is it the four years of college? Like, well, no, because like Stephen's going to graduate. So like what? Oh, he's older. Yeah. He's a senior. Thank God. Get rid of him. Yeah. He's like, I'm going to graduate in eight years in the future with the wedding. So they can do a lot with it. And I imagine it's like, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Like we have a show on our hands. Why would we end it? But I do think that at some point they should end it with dignity. Right. Maybe at like season four. So if this is three, like maybe we have one more season, I just made that up. Yeah. But I don't think it's a show that like can go on forever without it getting stupid with like all the different twists and turns that eventually lead us to this wedding. Yeah. It's also really crazy that the two of them are still dating. IRL. Yeah. It's amazing, but it's so crazy. And it's definitely not a PR relationship. It's just extremely convenient for the network. But I also imagine like when you're, and this happens all the time, like when you're on these sets of these shows that are like hot and heavy, like you can't help, but fall in love. Art imitates life and life imitates art. It's beautiful. So that's sort of the message for the first episode of Koji's Corner. Oh, really? What about your art is imitating your life and vice versa? Well, our art is our life. When you live your art, you don't need to answer questions like that. You know, when you live your truth and in an authentic. And in the Kojourner truth kind of way. And the authenticity is internal. That's beautiful. I know the authenticity is eternal. It sounds like you listened to Hunter Hayes in the car on the way here. I didn't. But you were just singing that. I made a TikTok to Hunter Hayes this morning. Oh, is he going viral? No, I wish. Like if the world was a good place, Hunter Hayes would be going viral. He's such a p-job. But the world is disgusting. No, I don't want good and I don't want good enough. I want can't sleep, can't breathe without your love from porch. And one more kiss. It doesn't make sense to anybody else who cares. If you're all I think about, I've searched the world and I know now it ain't right. If you ain't lost your mind. I don't want easy. I want crazy. You with me, baby. Let's be crazy. Yeah, he takes it up a notch there. He has a really crazy register. I heard that song on TikTok this morning. Someone was like, give me Hunter Hayes 2014 back. And it was like shocking to me how I literally haven't heard that song in maybe 10 years and I knew every single word. It goes so hard. It has no business going so hard. Don't be near me or my shoulders when that song comes on. No one's a one good in the car on the way home. Yeah, Hunter Hayes actually slays in a lot of ways. No, he has a beautiful voice and he makes amazing music and he has like new music and it's still amazing. I wrote a song called Dear God. Do you know that one? Yeah. Cry. Yeah. Cry tears. I want to ask you something about something that's happening on the internet. Oh, sure. No, not like anything personal. I want to ask you something. What do you think about men and women's sports? What do you think about it? I think that I really value my career as always. And that's just what I want to lead with always. I'm literally the Jimmy Fallon of the podcasting industry. What do you need me to say? I will say it. I don't stand for anything. Okay, we love that for you. No, I was going to ask you about this trend that I'm seeing on the internet and I want to know where it hails from. 2016? 2016. I have no fucking idea. I saw Tinks posting like a collage of her. I saw Danielle Caroline. Okay, so I thought like Tinks was just doing something like on her own. I'm like, oh, that's like a cute thing. Apparently it's a part of a big trend and I saw my sister do it posting ugly pictures of me from 2016. Well, they want me, I just, I need to participate in all trends and I did check my Instagram. I posted like really cute video. Did you say you're in it? No, show. Wait, do you post it to feeder stories? I haven't had a chance to be on my phone this morning. Feed, feed. Feed, I posted to feed. You didn't say? No, I haven't had a chance to be on my phone. Oh my gosh, there you are. First one, butterflies love. You're right. I heard it's 2016. Yeah, I'm getting involved. Okay, but like where did you hear that and why? Oh my God, that can't be so literal. I don't know. It's a trend. Oh, there's me. Okay. If you listen to the, I want to enjoy watching this later. Unfortunately for me, like 2016 was the ugliest I have ever been. And if I have anything to do with it, the ugliest I will ever be. So I was very limited in my pool of content because like I said, I was mulling and fat and ugly and just like, oh my God, girl, try. Like try. And I was obsessed with eyeliner. When we did the breath and like the first year of the toes, yeah, the first year of the toes, I wore every day the thickest, most uneven, poorly applied black eyeliner on, and like with a wing, a poorly constructed one. Nobody said anything to me. And of course, like if you did, I would have just like thought you were a hater who was jealous of me and my beauty. But it's insane that I left the house that day. And that's how I know actually that Ben really loves me. Like he was with me during that time and he loved me like so much then. It's insane how dumb and like blind he is. That's really funny. I do remember the winged eyeliner. And what did you think about it at the time? Like where you talking about behind my back? I didn't think about it. I thought my sister was saying per usual. You and Ben, like two blind idiots. That's really sweet. Maybe I'll go look at like 2016. That was a good year. That was a fun year. And it was like fun to see like snitches, carousel, like for once I'm in everything. Yeah, right. These days, no. No, she's traveling. No campers to be found. But like we used to hang out so much. All of us. We still do. I mean, look at us. But we used to hang out so much. We used to party so much. There was so much good stuff. We used to party so much. And party so hard when I was watching tell me lies last night. I was like getting a pit because like this isn't a spoiler or anything, but they do Molly. And then the next day they're like coming down and like anxiety and not like just that whole like phase of like drinking, anxiety, like, oh my God, I was literally having anxiety just watching it. Whenever I watch people on TV do drugs, even if it goes well, it's not like a bad drug story. I get the worst pit in my stomach because I'm either waiting for something to go wrong. I don't know like drugs give me the worst anxiety always. So I feel that. Yeah. It was like, that's what I like about the show. It really transports you and like you, I just have like anxiety the whole time I'm watching it. And they also really capture like that era. I'm the era. So it's so great and immersive. I would say, but like, oh my God, I don't miss those. It was fun while it lasted. But like we're looking at it through rose color glasses. Nostalgia is a mind's trick. If I'd been there, I hate it. Yeah. But like all the partying. Yeah. I'm good without. Really? Watch tell me lies. No, I know. Well, that type of partying. Like I've had many party eras and I would think like, you know, my more sophisticated party era was one of my favorites, you know, what's your more sophisticated party era? Not like club rat, dirty eyeliner, vibes. Like, I don't know. I just feel like I had a sophisticated era where I was like going to better parties with better people. That was more sophisticated parties. Yeah. And like, like lots of wealthy people. That was fun. But what about like the drinking lots of drinking? Yeah. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. So you're wearing a hat. So I'm wearing a hat. And did Zach bring you that hat and said he thinks you should wear this hat to the party tonight? Yeah. It's an option for a hat I could wear to the party tonight. I have others. So we'll see. I have some other options from maternity merch. That's amazing. I love their stuff. Yeah. Are you okay? Yeah. Are you? Who is white? Like. I'm being silly. I don't know what we do for a living. Yeah. Are you okay? Yeah. I'm great. Do you want to get deep open up? Let's think. Let's think. I don't really have anything like new to share. You know, just like plugging along. You don't want to tell everyone that big thing you're going through? Oh my God. You're so crazy. No. I mean, I am going through a big thing. I just had a baby. Yeah. Yeah. Which is huge thing. Major. So yeah. Just doing that. It's good. It's great. Yeah. The edits. How about you? I told you yesterday. We did spend the whole day together. Yeah. What it was was that I was in the car and in order to like get to my next destination, I had to make a U-turn on this big ass Florida street. And I was like changing lanes and actually like was within inches for my life. And I decided that the U-turn was not for me. And then the street, the street I saw next. I do know that that street led to your house because I see it all the time when I drive to your house and I said, everyone buckle up. We're going to Jackie's. That's how I ended up in your house. That's how you ended up at my house. Yeah. Changing lanes is such drama. Changing lanes is not for me. You know, I plan my turns, two turns in advance. So I never wind up in the wrong lane. And as I become a more seasoned driver with every day, you know, sometimes I do see the opportunity to change a lane. Correct. I'm going to go to my next destination faster, like just be a little bit more comfortable in the lanes. Yeah. Like not with someone in front of me. I'm behind me with the one next to me. It's wide open. Of course. And then I'm just like, why aren't you guys going into it? What's wrong with this lane? I am constantly like gaming. I don't know if everybody thinks about lane changes the whole time. And I was really taught to drive by Ben Soffer who is obsessed with changing lanes. Like, like the back man. Yeah. Goes between every car, like just to keep going ahead. Frogger. And the funniest is when you see someone change lanes from behind you because they're trying to like get there faster than like you both end up in the red light together. And it's like, what did that get you? Right. You almost killed your whole family for what? For what? We're still sitting at the same light. So both yesterday and actually on my way again this morning, I had like a near fatal lanes change. Like to me, if I ever get in a car crash, it will be from changing lanes. Yeah. Do you have a good camera on your car that showed like when you have your signal on to change lanes, like shows you? No. Tesla has that. Mine has like, no, I have my rear view mirror. And then on the mirror, there's a little orange triangle. So it's like, don't go. But I do feel like the triangle is like a little sensitive. Like, bitch, I could fit. So a lot of times I will effectively, I will effectively change lanes even though the triangle was flashing. But then sometimes like the triangle is like, oh yeah, you were onto something there, triangle. My bad, my bad. And so this morning, this guy was like, I literally almost killed him. He was so mad at me. And I, it's very important when driving, like to not always be on the offensive, like to know when you're wrong. Like I was wrong. And I was like, oh, God. And he was like, it's okay. So, you know, I was making friends on the road as well and just sort of taking accountability, which is really important. It's so good to take accountability. On the road. When you're driving. I take a lot of accountability. I've been like, digging up my car. Just digging it up. Just digging it up. Like we have to park a lot. We do. Commuting requires a lot of parking. Last week, I didn't update you guys because it was a Friday episode, but after I parked on the street and paid the meter, I like forgot that where I parked, like there was a curb in front of me. So like when I left. You just started driving straight. And did you mark up your vehicle? I didn't see anything. But I saw a lady on the sidewalk. And she looked at me. And I was like, yeah, the whole car like. You know what you realize when you drive a lot? When you drive a lot and like start doing that, but you realize like your car can take a lot, you know, like something that you think would leave a mark. But you have a white car. My car's black. Like next car, I'm getting black. Yeah. What goes on in my vehicle is a really good point is genuinely none of my business. And yesterday I parked in a regular parking spot, but I guess I went like too close to the. What's it called at the front of the parking spot, the concrete slab, the curb. No, no, no, no, like the parking, the bumper, the line that you pull up to that. It's like a concrete block. I parked like, I guess on top of it. So when I pulled out, there was another bone, there was another jump. The car was jumping. You were jumping and dumping and bumping and wilding out. Yeah. So lessons learned, taking accountability for that might be. Yeah. It's just like, this is again, another thing we're like, for me and my personal journey, New York has Florida beat like it's seriously the cab drivers problem. If I'm in a vehicle and like what happens next, I have actually been in motor vehicle collisions like in a taxi or an Uber. It's not your problem. I literally get out. Like I'm sorry that that happens to her, but I have places to be. Same like I've actually been in a taxi that's been pulled over and I'm not responsible in New York City. Like you can just get out. Yeah. And I often do. I always have. I've been rear-ended. I've been pulled over and I'm like, you're on your own. I said, we all got to run our own race. Yeah. And sir, I wish you the best, but I have a podcast to record. I guess it would be in the moment, it feels weird to leave because it's like, what if I need to tell, like what if I need to give a statement? But in thinking about these things, it's like, why would you stick around? Like why you don't know this person. Right. You don't like leave. Why are you hanging out in a random car? Yeah. And it's like, I am an empath, of course, but I'm a realist first. And I know like if I stay here and support this man in his journey, like I will be late for work. 1000%. And like is the meter still running? Okay. So let me think in the times that I have, when I got rear-ended in the Uber, Uber's easy. I just said, end the trip and I had paid whatever. But in the yellow cab when he got pulled over, I think I paid. Yeah, of course. He's about to get a big fat ticket. Like it's at least I could do. But he has to end the meter. Which he was able to do. Meter equaled ended. Yeah. I think also if you're like a New York City traffic cop, you know, like part of pulling over a cab is like the paperwork comes first. Yeah. Speaking of, I meant to ask the gang about where I parked. It said like, I just want to make sure they could said all others will be towed, you know? Oh, I know. Wait. But I do think, no, it's not. You parked there? I parked back there. And there's a couple spots that are safe for a particular tenant. I one time parked there and I got a nasty sticker on my car. Okay. So then there's others that are like, but it's part of the plaza. And I said, but I'm in the plaza. I'm a customer of the plaza. So I'm so glad you brought that up because if you guys saw me text on my phone right here before, I am parked in the other tenant. Yeah. And I just got a text about it. So that's why I just asked her to go out and like maybe move my car. Oh, there's like, if you saw me on my phone, like there's a vehicle drama, a vehicular drama. I experienced that in June. I parked in the other tenant and they take their parking really seriously. And now that we're like doing sort of like a residency at this studio, like how do we go about getting a sign? Yeah. Part saved for like the most famous podcasters on the planet. And that would apply to anyone who uses this studio. No, it wouldn't. But we get it at this hour. Correct. Just I'm going to talk to the city council about, you know, the next meeting. Okay. And they like to be like an informed community member. I am. Yeah. Yeah. Am I? Well, let's get into the story, shall we? As long as your car is not getting towed. Yeah. Well, actually what's great is that Ben was just dropping off a T-shirt for me. Right. And so he's working on that. Can you handle the car thing? Are we good? Do we have to move the car? We have to move the car. Okay. I just feel like that person who gets that special vehicle, while I understand that they're an important person. The person who gets the, the, the special spot. Are they an important person? I don't feel like they are. Well, I know that they're a business owner in this complex and like, so I just feel like they could have fucked off and like for once tried to, you know, join the rest of us and struggling to find a parking spot. It's for their customers. And I just feel like they don't have enough to justify the two spots. No, it's for them. It's for the business owner. Confirmed. Business owner. Yeah. What's the business owner? Well, the owner of that. Oh, oh, they, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I thought it was for their customers. No, no. I'm like, well, it's. Well, I'll buy a watch. Like. It's always open. Yeah. What does that say? Now we do have stories to get into, even though I don't feel, I feel like it's one of those days where the stories are just like kind of an inconvenient truth. I agree. And who knows where they'll lead. So as always, like we will do the stories. Of course. But if we don't harp on them. Don't be upset. There's not like a lot to harp on. I just feel like it's going to be one of those days where I have no choice but to make every story about myself, which is different from other days, of course. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see where we can go with it. But you're just looking so like, you know, no, like your little hands, like your nails look so long and nice. I'm kind of jealous. And you've got like jewels and you're just looking cute. You know, like when I'm just, thank you for noticing. I'm trying to enhance other areas. Like, of course, of course, of course. Like, no, when you're not, when you're not loving, when you're not, when you're not living in your dream body, like other things do need to just like be amped up. Like I always wear more makeup when I'm like feeling insecure about my weight. I always do my hair like better than ever. I wear more jewelry. I'm on top of my nails. I always like waxing my eyebrows as if like it's going to take 10 pounds off, you know. And then I do weigh myself after because like the weight of the hair, of course. And it's very heavy. Yeah, of course. Heavy is the head. So thank you for noticing the little details. It's been a pleasure. I'm trying to have more detailed. You are a detailed person. I would say. I would say, but you can't get lost in the details is what I would also say. Focus on big picture. Shop Eternity. Shop Eternity Merge.com. Yeah, it's actually shoptoesmerge.com and it will take an eternity, but it's the best things you ever wore. Like for real. Like seriously, things you'll give to your grandchildren. Like this hat is from like three years ago. It looks brand new. It's from like a year ago, but yeah. I'm like, you know, everything was three years ago. Isn't it amazing to live like without that time space continuum? Everything was two to three years ago. Two to three weeks or two to three years. Two to three months. Yeah, not sure. Without further ado, here are the fast five stories that you do need to know. In no particular order. I don't know. It feels like the order is a little particular since you're moving things around. Yeah. You didn't choose that crazy headline, did you? I don't know what I chose. Another one that you showed me before the show. No. You didn't read it to everyone. Oh my gosh. Yes. Jackie was like strolling the Daily Mail and she was like, this headline just kept getting crazier. This is a worst nightmare headline. And just when you think the headline is over and it couldn't possibly get worse, it does. The powering moment, 550 pound internet star is lifted into police van by six in caps, cops, because she was too big to fit in SUV during arrest. Why are you laughing? Before she vanished. You are before she vanished. What? I just want to say laughing at a time like this, you are never beating the fat phobic allegations. No, but like just the story gets crazier and crazier and like, was she found? I don't know because it's a Daily Mail exclusive and I don't subscribe, so we'll never know what happened. Nothing putting important news behind a paywall. Yeah, and like they just keep like bringing up her weight. It's just a nightmare scenario. I know. And that always was something that gave me peace as an overweight person was that I was definitely harder to kidnap. And now that I'm on set bound, like I'm constantly worried about my safety. I don't even understand. I don't understand the headline. Well, then it's not a story. Like why was she being lifted? Why was she in police custody? She is a modern day. What's eating girl? Gilbert Grape. Not all people talk about that movie. One of Johnny Depp's earliest works, him and Leonardo DiCaprio are both in it. They're both like 16 and they play this like really poor family who live in the middle of nowhere. And their mother is like morbidly obese. She like can't even, she can't leave her bed. And Leonardo DiCaprio is autistic right in the film. And Johnny Depp's just like trying to keep this family together, trying to go to school, trying to fall in love, trying to do this. And eventually, spoiler alert, the mother passes away like in her sleep. And they don't want to call like an ambulance because they wouldn't be able to get her out of the house. They'd have to fork with Tratton. It would be too much shame for the family. So they end up like burning the house down with her in it. It was like, why, like, we were watching that movie, like, I saw that movie. It was like 11. I know, but like that was like the movie of that year. Like imagine if they came out now, like. And by the way, that movie was like whatever that, what's the opposite of woke? Like that movie was insane. Like he wouldn't bring girls home because he was so embarrassed of his mom. It was like, it was really, I remember the point of the movie. What was eating Gilbert? You know, yeah, I don't know. Well, let's get into the actual stories, not the not story. If you just, if you want to be upset, you should watch that movie. Our first story actually would like to watch that movie now as an adult, like see what it was about. Yeah, what all the fuss was about. It's like, we just remember like the very like dark parts, new and like memorable parts. And did anybody else see that movie or just us when we were 11? No, I think that that was like the Oscar movie of the year, the same way slumdog millionaire. Right. The movie, like that was the movie. Like the fact that when everyone, when there were those jokes that like the Oscars, Leo had never had an Oscar and he had like that movie was his Oscar movie. Like he was the most profound performance. But you know, the Oscars about a body of work and that was like his first movie. Who cares? Just, I'm just telling you. That kid from adolescence just won and like that was his first work. Yeah, they just make shit up. Yeah. Okay. And like, you're not, you're buying into it. I'm just like, I'm just like letting you know what they would say, how they would respond to that. Sure. You know, today's episode of the toast is brought to you by the container store. If you want to start the year off right, get to the container store. They can help you organize any space in your home and pretty much your life. My life and home were very disorganized in the last few months being postpartum. You know, just like so much stuff all around nursing stuff, baby stuff, et cetera. I ordered the pargious bins, garbage cans, organizational essentials from the container store. And now I can like see clearly again. If you don't know how to get started, the experts at the container store can help you find exactly what you need from high quality organizers for your fridge and pantry that make eating healthier a real possibility where everything like looks tasty. 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By the way, I never really, she's so dumb, dumb, long. It's a bad name. That's like having a brand of chips that's like cookies of earth. Like, well, it's a chip. Yeah. I understand the confusion, but it is tuna. And if you're eating it, I think you would know it's tuna. Okay. But also just devil's advocate here. What makes tuna the chicken of the sea? It just like it being the most ubiquitous animal eaten. I didn't even know that they were still around as a brand. That's quite a feat. I think your husband uses it. Absolutely not. I literally know he does that wild, wild earth salmon. No, but when he does tuna. Oh, sorry. Wild earth albacore. You know that one. Albacore. And like if he has to, he'll do sarcasm. He does not miss out on the chicken, I have to say. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's very specific. He loves canned tuna. I've actually like recently bought canned tuna because he sometimes makes tuna at my house. Well, he doesn't love canned tuna. He likes to make his own tuna in which you need tuna in a can. Yeah. So now I have that. Yeah. Star-Kissed. Yeah. Star-Kissed. And the other one. Star-Kissed is like available everywhere. But then there's like a- Wild planet. It's called. Sorry. Wild planet. If I'm at the like, you know, the fancy store. Whole Foods. Yeah. I get that one. It's like yellow. So she made this surprise announcement on Tuesday via her Instagram page, she wrote her followers, New collab coming soon. I'll give you a hint. It's mermaid approved. She included several photos of her at a recent chicken of the sea event where she was wearing a sexy black dress. She was wearing a black dress that I kind of need, you know? Yeah. I feel like it's very my physique. Yeah, she looks great. Yeah, she does. I love Jessica Simpson. Yeah, me as well. Important time to bring up. She is my birthday buddy. So I probably love her more than you. Okay. I'll back down. What's your favorite Jessica Simpson song? Maybe with you. I recently like re listened to a song of hers. It was like on a playlist that I was listening to a lot new. Oh, I know it. I don't even need to look it up. Oh, I think I'm in love. Boy, I think that I'm in love with you. And I've been doing silly things when it comes to you. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Um, so yeah, I love this toasty lions. Maybe let's see how it ages, but like you're a little late. I don't feel like it's toasty lions. We haven't had a toasty lions in a while. Really? I feel like we recently added one. What did we remember? I remember we actually added two to the list and we weren't sure if they, let's see how they did. If they aged well. This would be a good day to like sort of clean up the list. It's such, by the way, hashtag clear the lists. Oh, Koji. Okay. So I'm going to start with the one. I'm going to do the whole list. Toasty lions, by the way, are awards. The Toasty lions awards. It's for the best in branding like breast brand partnerships, collaborations and ideas. Things that just make sense. What we like to call smart marketing. Smart marketing. So once that are officially cemented on Lindsay Hubbard for client fields again, which is where you resell wedding dresses that she never used Ryan Merriman, the actor from smart house doing an ad for a Samsung smart house. So cute. Flip off doing ads on the toast. Oh, yeah. Um, Alex Earl, Carl's Jr. Oh, I feel like, yeah, things that feel right that. Oh, that had the question mark next to it. I haven't thought about it since then, but I do still think. No, it's good. But no, it's like amazing. Like she's a Carl's Jr. Girl that used to mean something. Okay, I'm going to leave it with a question mark. We have to come back in like six, five. What was the last one? No, there's a bunch. Um, Kristen Cavallari's e show podcast tour. I really did think that was like brilliant. Did it ever come out? Yeah, I watched it. Get rid of it. You were on maternity leave. Get rid of it. I was watching everything. I'm going to turn it off. Get rid of it. Wow. I hate actually like delete. I would rather strike through, you know, well, you should because to note that, like, yeah, no, it's, it was racing history. Strike through or just like, right. Delete. I'll just write like, no. Delete. Yeah. Astronomer, Gwyneth Paltrow. That's there. Oh, did we talk about the astronomer woman doing her tell all? Okay. I think we did. Taylor, Frankie, Paul, that's the bats are at. Yeah. You know, that's not like a marketing. No, but it was like Hulu ABC. That would be like a feat in casting. And I would put that also with hairspray, which I do know we have a list of the things that are perfectly gas movies. I think Taylor, Frankie, Paul would be on that list. We also have to wait to see her season. True. True. And then, oh, the girlfriend Amazon show X-tier toasters. It's good. Toast be lion. Toast be lion. I feel like the list is slack and everyone needs to step it up. No, I just feel like it's one of those lists that's been so hyped up, you know, we can't even go back to it because we're only going to be disappointed. Yeah. Um, so yeah, I guess this wouldn't be a toasty lion. What was it again? Taking up a sea. Yeah, it's just like low hanging fruit. This is like if I was, if I worked in marketing and this was my client and I was like an unoriginal person, this would be the idea that I had. Yeah. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Because I feel like it would be like cool and different if it was like Nick Lashay, you know, or like those girls. Or like those girls from the toast. Oh, of course. And let me just say, I love Chicken of the Sea tuna every day. After we talked about Starkis in Wild Earth. And that's probably what they wanted, you know. Yeah. So that we could then say we've had Starkis, we've had Wild Earth. What's the best tuna? Chicken of the sea. Bring back jingles, okay? Why does nobody have a jingle? We single-handedly are bringing back jingles. Of course, but I just mean if you want to like have a lasting impact, like, you know, who's holding the jingle industry together? Liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty. We write really great jingle. I don't know who else has a jingle. I think a lot of people do. Goldfish used to have a great one. Snack that, smiles back, goldfish. Mm-hmm. I love jingles. That's like how if I'm walking through the store and I see it, I'll like sing the jingle and then pick it up. Yeah. Jingle all the way, huh? Jingle all the fucking way. Our next story, Kylie Kelsey is talking about Donna Kelsey being on Traders. Oh, what did she say? And how she withheld inside scoop on Traders from the family. You know what's so funny? When I think of like the Kelsey's and like who, like, I know that she's Taylor's sister-in-law and I always, like, I forget that Donna and Kelsey know each other. Kylie, know each other. Yeah, and they're both like the female Kelsey's, you know? Yeah, right, they married. Who have Kelsey in their name, but they're actually not related, aside from, through married. Yeah, no, I forgot about them too, together. Yeah, so also like any excuse to talk about Traders. Donna Kelsey was tight-lipped about her experience on Peacock's The Traders. Her daughter-in-law Kylie tells people. She said, she did not tell us much at all, which I respect. I respect. You've got to keep the mystery alive, she said. I wonder. I mean, if I was Donna, I wouldn't be like shouting from the rooftops what I did on that show because it wasn't good. Like, I would be tight-lipped as well. I wonder if she even told them that she was the traitor and the secret traitor. Like, I wonder if she told them that much. Yeah, I'm also really curious. Because they obviously knew something when she left. I came home two days later. You know what else I was thinking about? The contestants that, like, get sent home, when do they find out who the Traders were? Like, when they watch? Or, like, yeah, like, you know what I mean? Maybe they have some inside scoop, and also they probably, like, talk to people in the casting when, like, they end the show. They probably talk, you know, when they all go home, they probably talk to them. But most of the people who get eliminated won't know who the Traders are. I guess actually towards the end you might start being able to figure it out. Right. Even if he gets sent home. Portia went home. Say whoever goes home this, in the new episode, say it's Ron or whatever, he goes home and, like, if he can message Portia, not that they're friends, and be like, oh, by the way, Donna was the first traitor. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right, right. But I mean the remaining Traders. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think it's Ron. You think Taylor's watching Traders? I do because Travis is watching. Yeah, do you think Taylor watches reality TV? I don't know why she does not strike me. Didn't she say she watched Love Island? What did she say she watched Love is Blind? Love is Blind, you're right, she did say that. Also, at Coachella, remember she met Theresa Judeis? And it didn't, when you watched the video and she, and when Theresa told the story on her podcast, it didn't sound like there was any sort of, like, recognition. Yeah, it just, Theresa asked for a photo. Like, if you watch any Bravo, you know Theresa, even if you don't watch Jersey Housewives. Yeah, I feel like she probably knew who she was. I'm sure she watches some Bravo over the years, but she's definitely watched Traders with Travis to support Donna. Yeah. Who knows if she'll continue watching if it was enough of a hook. I feel like no. Yeah, it wasn't off to, like, an amazing start. Yeah, and they kind of, like, did Donna. And they bullied her mother in law, yeah. So I don't know. Even though, like, they were right because she was the Trader. I don't think Travis is gonna keep watching. Yeah. I don't know, I feel like he's more likely to keep watching than her. Just in terms of, like, things that I think she would like and things that he would like. But I feel like the cast wouldn't be for him. Like, I don't feel like- Yeah, there are no, like, athletes. I'm surprised they don't have any, like, former athletes on there. I'm sure they do other seasons, but, yeah, I just feel like he wouldn't be that interested in the group that they have. Yeah, especially after they disrespected his mother. But Donna did say that she and Jason, like, watch every season of Traders, he's just a Traders fan. He's a fan of them. Jason? I think so. That's a vibe I got, that they, like, watch the show together because they love it. Now, we didn't talk about how actually, when Donna said she was a Trader, she kind of slayed with her delivery. You got yourself a Trader. You got yourself a Trader. Honestly, that was the most energy, like, she gave the entire time. And first of all, I thought for sure she wasn't. So I was going to be shocked no matter what, but I do really respect how she delivered that line. It's such an exciting thing to say and you have one chance to say it. And I don't know if she practiced in the mirror or whatever, but it was really good. Wow, she's really good. What I also liked about her is that she never, like, lied straight up. She never said, I'm not a Trader. And that kind of, you know, was her nail in the coffin. But, like, yeah, anyone can lie, but it's like how you can deflect. Yeah. And that's why I do believe I would be a great Trader because I just lie. I have no, like, moral high ground. I have no issue lying. And I'm quite amazing at it, although I do need to work on my whole looking up thing. Yeah. So it's like, may the best liar win also the best actor or actress. Correct. And you guys know, like, I was kind of meant to be an actress. Yes, we do know. Let's improv ready. We're at a coffee shop. Oh my God, you know, this is my least favorite game. I'm at the bar. The barista bar. What are you like a customer? Okay. Hi. Hi. Oh my God, you fucking bitch. I mean, hi. Hi. What can I get for you today? Sorry. Before we get started, what are your pronouns? And scene. That was really good. Oscar. Yeah. You should be the barista. Okay. Why? I'm like asking me my pronouns. We didn't get it. It's very brista. Yeah, that's why I asked, but restas are always like, have funky pronouns. Oh, well, just being like a respectful customer of respectful patron. Yes. Got it. Got it. Wow. You're very kind. Well, in my acting life, see, was that good acting? Very good. You should go out for some shit. Like you can do that. I'm just kind of scared from the one time I auditioned for a long letter. Or we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we be for acting because like I like rejection and me we we have to yeah there's a lot of things that you're not cut out like yeah my mental health like I would be on alert if I was like a concerned family member of mine because I really would not be able to take it yeah okay so no Chris Knoth is taking a dig at his sex in the city postage Sarah Jessica Parker at an expletive filled in post you know I'm giggling I'm just thinking I don't know if you saw I don't know if you watch every single maternity leave episode Joey Kamas said the funniest thing I was like we were talking about guns and I'm like do you have a gun or would you have a gun he's like I couldn't oh yeah I'm like why is it because if I ever look past him I'm sorry if I ever walk past him here I looked back I would kill myself he is so funny like seriously sometimes like I'm just giggling he's a threat to himself yeah right understand know thyself 100% and he said like because his joke is that like his biggest enemy in this life is his inner saboteur okay sorry oh yeah Chris Knoth I did see this um so he posted a snap of himself working out in the gym and he wrote fuck new years let's go and then someone commented saying you mean fuck sjp in her award right lol she won like an honor award at the Golden Globe did she like give a speech and everything yeah the Carol Burnett award Matthew Broderick was there like a bunch of people made videos it was like a big you know potmots for the type of affair so the person said you mean fuck her in her award right and he responded saying right um I feel like that's actually not what he meant because like the picture was like it was a gym it was very like gaining her knew me so I actually I don't think there was subtext within this particular caption although I do believe he hates Sarah Jessica Parker I would love to see him and Kim Cattrell get together because they're literally the I hate Sarah club um now if I recall there were allegations against Chris Knoth after the first season of and just like that and he got fired everybody said like you're guilty we're out he maintained his innocence you know I'm sure at the time it was like really challenging although now in hindsight getting fired from that show like was probably one of the better things to happen to him um I don't know like enough about the allegations like remember if like if he was like like really guilty or like really not I just feel like it's like a woman in Hollywood like she wouldn't be caught dead even like defending this person who she's known for 20 years um right and like recast in the next show even though she had the done working with him and could have gotten away scoffery put in the next show right if he was this bad guy and everyone but again I don't know anything about the allegations and literally I'm not stepping in this because like seriously not my play I'm even watching just like that like these people are not my issue there was just like not my stories today not my plate um and I want to talk about the picture I think it looked very handsome in this picture with the dumbbells with the gains making gains yeah he is handsome and he looks handsome do you even do anything acting wise outside of the show I feel like yeah I feel like he's like like what he just I just oh I actually I know what Tom Selick I feel like he's in one of those shows you know CSI I know long order no no like with Juliana Margolies what's that show the good lawyer or something what the good wife is that Juliana Margolies I'll go to his IMDB I feel like it is yeah yeah uh the good wife yeah is he still on the good wife you guys shocked that I know Juliana Margolies I feel like I'm gonna get I know you want to keep saying her name Zionist Queen Juliana Margolies beautiful you should watch a good life you know what I watch I say I restarted the pit not restarted sorry new season great the show is so good and you know I'm because it was just nominated never was talking about it I didn't know like the lore behind it so the good wife ended in 2016 the um the the actor from the pit no while also Jewish King looks like Adam Sandler um if Adam Sandler were good looking yeah yeah no I just I never saw him before and then I was seeing him at the award show I said oh Adam Sandler wore a suit and it was not him okay they they maybe you were looking at Adam Sandler like they don't look like Adam Sandler was there okay no a while tubby why le I'm on my way Adam Sandler you let me see dr. Rodney hold on like in some okay in some pictures I'm like from far away and if I close my eyes yeah it looks just like him um well I started season two of the pit which is one of my favorite shows and I didn't know so he was like okay look at this still of the pit that looks like Adam Sandler can you agree like it's tiny sure like whatever I just sure um he like kind of came out of nowhere but I didn't realize he was an actor on er with George Clooney and then like he didn't really take off in the way he loves playing a doctor though he's got the chops my phone is calling me saying someone's calling you maybe Claudio Sherry Claudio okay pick up it's you hello Claudio Sherry hi is it Claudio it sounds like a man Claudio Sherry yes um can I just call you back in like a couple of minutes yeah that's fine that's fine what a crazy show today yeah today's show is definitely manic a little wacky you know was Claudio okay like I don't know why it said Claudio like one time I must have like been at something and like made a pledge to like oh and I never fulfilled the pledge and they always call like I'm happy to pay but like please don't call me I'm always like email me email and they never follow up be emailed they just like call back um I will fulfill my pledge at some point in my lifetime they have to make it like I'm just simpler how would you fulfill your pledge over the phone even you know credit card like yeah correct do not call me do not come I won't be picking up the phone call me I agree Claudio Sherry you know there's a feature on your phone that like numbers that you don't have saved like they won't ring for you they like screen it and yeah I don't like that either well I was missing like really important of course I unfortunately had to turn that off oh I didn't even know you could turn it off I actually need to it's annoying as fuck the screening oh anytime they've screened a call it's something I desperately need now they only screen like spam which calls me every day okay I need to figure that out our next story Oscar winning actress Jennifer Lawrence identifies as a stay-at-home mom she said so Jennifer Lawrence went on smartless I'm sure she did a lot of oh my god why that's like perfect for her well first of all Jennifer Lawrence went on a podcast and nobody knows about it because they don't have video so like that's just annoying to watch somebody beautiful like we have to listen no thanks um and two like I'm just so sick of those guys honestly I'm fine with them like I'm sick of them like for the for the bit but like like for real I I think they're you know fine okay whatever um anyway she said I identify as a stay-at-home mom she said that she's obviously working and recently had to juggle a hectic schedule I normally have a busy three months while I'm filming but even in that sense it's calm because there's nothing else to do I just go to work I do that I come home I sleep and then I do it again and then like two weeks while you promote it is hectic um you know I could see people rolling their eyes at this but I do like this she is not a celebrity who actively works a lot she's not like going to a lot of events and doing a lot of brand deals and filming eight tv shows and three movies she does like maybe a movie a year and she's not one to your commercial like yeah those couple of weeks where she's working the kid's dad can chip in and I'm sure she has an act she does like two weeks of press like she said yeah busy two weeks but yeah I guess so say it's four weeks out of the year that she's super busy but still even is like around available and then the rest of the months is a stay-at-home mom that's like a nice way to think about it yeah I don't um find it as offensive as a mother no I didn't I thought it was sweet yeah do you consider yourself a stay-at-home mom no only because I really don't like to stay at home with the baby like oh my god time moves so slow and you're just like sitting around the house even if you're doing like the good engaging like mat time and all that shit I'm like let's just go somewhere that's my one-tier house yesterday like I can't just sit around in the house with the kid like yeah it's so slow and boring yeah so I'm like no and I know I don't consider myself a stay-at-home mom I'm like a part-time working mom I don't know what they're at home working mom I don't know but I'm not staying at home because we work here so like I don't know I like to go out yeah and I have my studio in the city like I have to leave try and change lanes yeah right and try and kill people myself included while changing lanes are you ready for our fifth and final story I am are you I was just choose your own adventure but I made my choice but Nikki Glazer is revealing the swinny-sweeny joke that she cut from the 2026 golden globes I actually love this when people I like when she tells us what share like jokes that they cut she so she shared a bunch of jokes that she caught up with Howard Stern yes this has become like a tradition after last year she went on on Howard Stern after the Tom Brady row she went on Howard Stern she shares she does like the segment where she reads the jokes that she was gonna say yeah and then she like explains why she cut them and I guess Sydney wasn't at the award show which is why she cut this one but she said people just aren't going to the theater to see things if you don't believe me there was a movie this year where Sydney Sweeney played a lesbian who just bounced around in tiny shorts for two hours and it made $14 what movie the Christy like the boxer oh yeah yeah yeah that's funny um that's like a good joke and I think that it's unaffensive ish like if Sydney was there like it would have been fine it's a little demeaning well it depends what type of comic you want to be right a man could never say it first of all oh my god I don't know like literally prison lock him up um and I don't know I don't know how Sydney feels about Sydney self do you know what I mean like she is this like modern day sort of like Marilyn Monroe like sex figure yeah sexy woman and that's been an intentional choice on her part so and she leans into it but I also feel like this movie that actually might have hurt her feelings more because this movie was her passion project and she like funded it herself it did make 14 is generous it made three dollars and it wasn't about her like jumping around in tiny shorts right it was about the story anyone but you was like a movie about her body like yeah it was very it was like very male gaze yeah and this was like serious and hey like don't look at me yeah yeah so I think it probably would have I mean yeah it's a little it's a little fun it's a well written joke though you won't catch me saying anything negative about Sydney nini Sweeney especially not today she met with two hostages uh the last few days Noah Argamani and Avina Tan War um so she's my queen a thousand percent so we're not making jokes at her expense no um Mark Ruffalo on the other hand it's getting worse he is really it's getting really so crazy and you know what's like really he's so crazy and he's in every movie like every year he's at these auditions because people keep putting him in movies like no matter how crazy he is he just says like the nuttiest things like about everything and it's like someone's gonna cast him again tomorrow like run it back into it again we're gonna have to see him at the next show in the next show in the next show and it's just so crazy because like and this is just regardless of my feelings about Mark Ruffalo Hollywood is like a very vein shallow industry and like in terms of men who are aging well Mark Ruffalo is really not one of them like he actually like I'm sorry to be like looks terrible um and like if that was a woman like seriously she would never work again how Mark Ruffalo is more booked and busy than ever when he's seriously never looked worse no when he's like actually a raving lunatic and I feel like most of the time like when someone's a raving lunatic it's like okay like we're gonna put you out to pasture right he must have great agents yeah maybe he's a good actor you know like I mean just like heaven was so good like I'm I will still watch that movie because I shouldn't suffer yeah maybe he's just like the best man for the job of the acting which requires a raving lunatic acting is really not that hard like there's no way there's no way yeah um there is this like children's books I must have gotten it I didn't bite myself it just like made its way it's called the Gruffalo and it's about this like made up creature in the forest called the Gruffalo um and then like spoiler alert the Gruffalo exists um and it's like these wildebeest like this ugly big yeah the Gruffalo that person obviously listens to the toast so I've wrote the book uh did you buy that book no I said it made its way towards me and like a gift or something I did not buy it oh I kind of like it okay yeah it's cute it has an eighth message does it rhyme yeah of course I don't mess around with books I don't rhyme reminder camera and counselor literally the only book worth having I'm being dead fucking serious and we were talking last night you were at my house and you were like what book should I get any new books I think we're gonna go to the bookstore which is always really fun yeah because like I just have a problem maybe I'm just like a protective mother but I was like reading this book like about a dog and the dog is not listening to his mom and like that's the whole point of the book why the fuck would I be reading that like give him any ideas I'm literally I'm like burning books yeah I'll give you I find problems with everything of course Rainbow Fish is a communist like I find issues in all books and I'm trying not to be this like sort of nitpicky mother but it's we need to go to Barnes Noble and sometimes I feel like there's bad behavior throughout the book and by the end like it does get better but sometimes like the kids don't have the like don't want to reach through till the end so like they're just getting up in the middle of the book when like this child behaves so poorly and he's like being rewarded for it no I don't mess around like that right and the lesson doesn't come until the end but it's too late by the sleep they didn't finish the book of course another issue but you don't see that in camera and the counselor she's a queen throughout I think we can call it did we do five stories like I just feel like the story is like I said we're an inconvenient truth but this was definitely one of our better episodes um and we'll leave you with that thank you so much for listening to the tell me lies we kept tomorrow could we say that I'll be ready I'll try oh my god this is so not like you you're always like ball busting me like watch your shows do your homework I am you like watch all this stuff this weekend and you were so like watch happy yeah I'll try interesting thank you guys so much for listening to the Tesla Monday morning show we deliver the fastest 30 to everybody Friday to do this watching so you do please we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we