Bunnies & Eggs

Let's hit it. Check it in. What's going on everybody? Fire up the engines baby. Episode 203? 204. 204. 204. Check it. Clock it. Here we go. See where 20, every, we're in the twos now. We got to see what every zip code, no area code, and 204, where they're at and what they need to, well, we need to know about them. Oh, Manitoba. 204 area code serves the entire province of Manitoba, Canada. They got area codes up there. I guess so. Wow. I thought it was only American. I didn't see this coming. This is throwing me for a loop. You know how like when you call Europe, it's like 004 or something like that? Yeah, yes. They have all their other codes. But that's not an area code. That's like a country code. Right. They got area codes. Shout out, Canada. Another thing you all stole from us. Yep. Unbelievable. Manitoba, that's the capital, I believe. No, no, no, that's what's the capital of Canada. Yeah, we got to start this podcast over. We are looking, I was going to say, not smart. Yikes. Shout out, Canada. Welcome in, good folks over there, Canada, dude. Hot episode of the pub. Up there. Good folks up there in Canada. We tour over up there every now and then. Yeah. Awesome people. I love I love going to another place that I never been and talking about them. Yeah, it's fun. Yeah. Hey, guys, we've never met. There's a bunch of stuff about you. Here's what you guys know about us. Let me know. Let me tell you what I know about you. Welcome in, everybody. Hot week of the hot, hot week of the pod. We had some unbelievable experiences off for this week celebrating the Lord's Day. Easter, big episode of Easter. That's I go, somebody at the club last night, the comedy club, whenever I say the club, they're like, you're at the club. I was on a Monday, I go, no, comedy club. They're like, what'd you do this weekend? I go, well, we had one of our biggest days. Yeah. Yeah, we had a big, I don't know if you all know this, but we had our one of our. It's like y'alls, I don't know, Halloween or something like that. What is the equivalent? What is Easter the equivalent to a non-Christian? Mm. We have, what was it? What is it? We had a like a Yom Kippur or something for, I don't know what that means. What is that? What is Yom Kippur? Yeah. Yeah, this is 0 for three starting off. Like these guys don't know about anything. What is Easter for a non-Christian? Yeah, this should be, wait, wait, wait, wait, David. Okay, that's the Jewish, September 10th. Maybe a bridge in PowerPoint. Yeah. Oh, he said start over the pod dude. Start over. Happy bridge and Power Plant date of those. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, dude. Wild start. Bro, it's insane. Wild. Whatever. It's insane. Whatever is going on right now. Whatever's going on. I had to do it. Let me say, let me say this. Dude. If. So bad. He's gonna age terribly. Yeah. Yeah. If his tweet this morning rings true, this is going to age horrifically. Yeah, if you were thoughts of prayers, man, if you were not a Christian, this you I wouldn't be. If you were an atheist, yeah, I wouldn't be casual like Christmas to this bail on all of it. But I feel like I would like your life. Like why you just kind of like like forth that like or like a I'm trying to think of something I celebrate that I'm not actively like Veterans Day or like, yeah, I could be a part. Yeah, I'm not. But if I was an atheist, I would be pissed. Would you not? You just another Sunday. It would you I'm not doing baskets, bro. I'm not doing a bomb. Not doing anything. I'm not I'm not taking part. This is we thought we had the W. Everything's closed for stuff that you're not. That is really going to store, bro. What, Easter? Yeah, because like the stores are closed. Yeah, like if you don't celebrate how I'm going. Yeah, it's either you are you celebrated or you're there's no like, oh, we kind of do. Yeah, right? Well, I don't know. It's gotten so commercialized now that you can like you can do Christmas without even thinking, Jesus. You know, I am. Yeah, yeah. The same with I guess same with Halloween. You do the same with Easter, though. Yeah, yeah. You just kind of celebrate the yeah. Spring. So the spring we can kind of do a we can do an Easter I can't without or take away everything. Yeah, I just wonder the kids like what is this? And you're like, OK, well, we lost some eggs. So yeah. And where we're painting. Yeah, we need your help. I saw real about that. Or like what happened is like, well, who's going to bring them? You're like, well, Bonnie, you're like, but shouldn't it be a chicken? You go, yeah, well, it's a. Origin of that. Oh, that's a good point. It's a bunny. Yeah. The bunny just don't deliver eggs. Right. Only one man with I think only a platypus delivers eggs. Oh, yeah. Wow. What do you know? He said, what a what a range of contributions. What a rain. Insightful nature discussion and also current events. Yeah, the Easter Bunny brings eggs as a symbol of new life, fertility and rebirth. That's not true. That's oh, maybe it. OK, maybe bridging ancient spring festivals with Christian traditions. OK, so maybe we should be we should cancel the Easter Bunny. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, we can't have that. It's not it's Easter chicken. I mean, I'm not advocating for canceling it, but it's definitely not a Christian thing. Well, welcome to the pod, everybody. This is kind of what it's about. You're like, oh, it gets different from here. Nope, this is what the podcast is about. Top to bottom. I'm going on tour this weekend. I will be back in the great state, the Republic of California. Got three shows in Anaheim this weekend, one on Thursday, two on Saturday. We sold out both of them on Saturdays. We had to add another one on Thursday. So we're going to Anaheim to Stockton, back to Anaheim and then Thousand Oaks. And then next weekend, we're going to Texas, El Paso, Tucson, Houston for two shows, Waco, Fort Worth for two shows, Amadio, Wilmington, North Carolina, Evans, Georgia, Durham, North Carolina, Jacksonville, Florida, Asheville, Columbia, South Carolina, Mobile, Florence, Alabama, Duluth, Georgia is where we wrap up the sparring tour. And then we got a bunch of fall dates we just announced last week. We'll get those up. I think we read them last week. During the description. They're in the description. We're coming to listen. We're coming to your your I'm going to come. I'm like hitch. I'll come 90. You come 10. Nice. You know, very, I'll be like, I'm not coming to Manitoba, but I'm coming to. I'll be around somewhere near Manitoba. Yeah. I'll come 90. You come 10. You might have to drive. You're in the middle of nowhere. You might have to drive a couple hours. But it's only 10% of what you did to get there. Yeah, I'll be getting the acronym. I'm on a flight, but I'll be getting there. 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You're like, oh, a lot of people do this. There's like a whole community. No, but oh, first of all, I'll give you a good example of Facebook. Hmm. I don't hang on Facebook. Yeah. I don't scroll Facebook. I don't I would never send you guys a Facebook real. Right. And I don't know get them either, but consistently just in the 30 millions over there. Oh, yeah. My videos. Yeah. But I go, I don't really like I don't know the community. No, they're using it, man. Yeah, dude. Yeah. The use in it heavy. Yeah. Very heavy. Oh, we got our new show, by the way. And I get back to it in the morning. Well, I got a new show Springfield first is my new show. It's on Instagram and it's on all the social platforms. It's funny, dude. It's a funny show. Basically it's me and I've taken over. It's a it's a what do you call it? An internet social media sitcom. Yeah. Yeah. So there's care. I just everybody's like in the comments, we've put out six episodes. Everybody's like, this should be a sitcom. I go, yeah, that is right. They're like, somebody should pick this up. I go, we picked it up. Yeah, I made it. Yeah. Not to be like that. I mean, like we don't need who do what they're like, oh, I hope. Fox picks this up for what we're doing. We made it. Would you ever want to change it to like a full? Well, they're the only reason would be it was for money. Right. But we have money. No, no, no, no, like that. No, I was the same. Like, well, we they're like, we want to build out a they're like, well, yeah, we can do it. Yeah, we can do it ourselves. And Hollywood has less and less power every day because people are have these. And then they were like, we can do it sound pretty good. I got a buddy that actually edits pretty good. Oh, we can get our buddies to do it. And then we're like, we made one. And that's why, by the way, all those soapbox, but all those gigantic shows are going out of business like Stephen Colbert, Kelly Clarkson. You're like, yeah, it your budget per episode is like a million dollars insane. And our budget for this is like, dude, put the logo on the TV. Yeah. Really? I mean, I'm not joking. Comparatively for sure. Yeah, yeah, we're like to drop in the bucket after whatever is going on in the week, whether it's Easter or politics or what we're like, we want to hear what these guys have to say. This is your tonight show for the people that rock with it. I like that you're bringing in different personalities to the show and stuff too. Oh, yeah. We got like, I'm excited every new clip to be like, who's in this one? Well, see the thing is, and by the way, I'll tell all the listeners go to Springfield first, follow the page and then it sometimes I'll put them on my Instagram. Sometimes we'll see. And then, yeah, the bigger the show gets the more more cameos we can get in there and more funny stuff we can have. I love it. Yeah, dude, we're excited about it. Morgan Wallen went to the Morgan Wallen concert. Yes. I had a great time, you know, I kid you not, dude. I get home. I open up my phone. It goes going to a concert as a man sitting there looking up at another man singing to you is possibly the gayest thing you could ever do. I saw you were there and that's what I thought. You thought, well, this guy's really gay. No, I was like, what? I wasn't ready. They're like, dude, I would never. And it's I think I think it's somewhere like the singing part. I think if you go by yourself, is it more or? Less acceptable at a big venue. Let me think of it. Let me think of it. Let me think. Yeah. Yeah, is it better to be in a big to be one in a giant crowd of guys doing that or better to be in a smaller venue, smaller, bigger is more acceptable. Bigger is better. You're a Kanye West or Travis Scott or something. I don't think it yet, but I think it's partly singing versus rapping. Yes. That's that needs to be taken into consideration. Also, I thought I was not I didn't qualify for this because I was in the balcony looking down. That is different. Oh, that's very like Roman Emperor. Yeah, glad you knew. Is it? Yeah. Yeah. So you go. Yeah. But so that but then was it. Is it? Yes. If you're on the floor, front row floor seats, looking up at Harry Styles, right? You can't make that move. No. If you're looking down from the box, though, it's like their performance for you. Yes. Yeah. All right. If it's and if they're the help all of a sudden, you know, we've switched. We've turned the tables had to. Yeah. Okay. Let me think. Hold on. If I'm going if me and I got tickets, I got three tickets. Yeah. Do do we want to go? Well, that's the right there is the differentiator. I feel if you got three tickets or you bought three tickets. Oh, all those different and I went with a woman. Yeah, that that that knows everything. I think oh, it does. Yeah. I think if you're if you're going like with a girl, I think you're good. If you were to go by yourself or like us three pulled up and we all paid like a thousand dollars for tickets. Yeah, it's tough. Look, yeah, that's a tough look sitting. We might be good. Just the boys really love Morgan. No, what's the way about we might be cooked? Yeah. What about if you're sitting sitting versus standing on the floor? Hmm. I mean, I'd prefer not to stand anyway. So wait, but I feel like standing is like, please, please. Right. If at any point, if at any point your hands go above your waist. It's a problem. Oh, keep it. If you're saying you need to leave hands. If you're yeah, your hands can't. You're grabbing onto the you can't reach the rail. Yeah, you can't hands by your side. Okay. Well, Lydia, let me let me run this scenario by Lydia asked about Harry Styles. Mm hmm. And I said it's probably a girlfriend's situation. Now, I like to I perform. So I'd like to I always like to go. I like to see what they're doing. I like to see I would go to like I just I would go to any concert. I just want to see how they set it up. How they how they get people in there, what they do with the lights. I'm interested in the whole theatrical delivery. Yeah. But I go, well, I can't be there at a Harry Styles. Right. I saw Harry Styles of Bridges on a few years ago and was it also this great? Yeah, I was sitting higher than he was, by the way. That was you go with I went with Maggie. All right. All right. Let's have people. Let's say clear. Let's have people send in their scenarios. Okay. And then we'll we'll yeah. What about like hilarious? What about like a female artist like like John would go to a Taylor Swift concert by myself? I have been. I feel like that's pretty gay solo to solo T Swift. He would need pay for ticket to don't let him don't let him like to yeah, I know I paid for I paid a lot solo T Swift solo T Swift is tough. I'm not going. I don't know how you're beating that one. You're beating the allegations. Yeah, I don't know how you're beating that one. No, it's tough. It's somebody gives you a wristband or none of a bracelet. Yeah, right. Yeah, you're exchanging friendship bracelets in a pit with a 12 year old. Pause. It's tough. Pause. Yeah, you got eyes on you. That's a tough look. Yeah. I like yeah, I see it. Yeah, I see him down there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He walked in by himself. I saw yeah, we'll keep eyes. Yeah, he has a snow cone. Yeah, there's so many factors to take into consideration. Yeah. Are we looking up at the artist? Who did I go with? How early did I arrive? Huge. Oh, did I wait in line? Oh, okay. I was watching that for the because the Morgan show is at the Pinnacle, which is a small venue. Yeah. Or not small. It was like a 3000 price. He's maybe 4000. They were like I was watching the news and they were on Tiktok. You're like people lined up at five in the morning. Women though. That's fine. We allow that. Sure. I we it's it's a it's um it's all general admission. But I go Lydia or we're we're in. We might have to stand in front of the bar. We might have to stand behind the sound booth. We might have a but we're we're not going early. Mm hmm. No shot. I'm going early. Early's a tough look. Early GA is tough with the lights on. So and you know how like the yeah and you know how they like the doors open and they run. Yeah. They run to the front. Yeah. And that's tough. Dude, they were literally lined up when I left for work. I live right over there. It was like eight o'clock in the morning. There was a line around like three blocks. Dudes. Oh, everyone. All types. Tough. Yeah, it's I didn't consider that and I think I've been acting this way because I kind of know you've got to consider that. Yeah. You guys you want to go early. I go. I can't. I can't. Also for what? What are we doing? I feel like I would be weird. He's not coming on until two hours after the door is open. Yeah. So like what are we like? I was Morgan and someone was like, yo, look at this photo. They're like literally waiting and he's like, bro, it's not for 12 hours. I would feel like tell him to leave. Yeah. Come back. It's everybody has to take it. Yeah. What do we do? And it's everybody's in there. Yeah. Yeah. But GA but it is GA. So the longer you waited, the closer you get up to the front. Concert going and like festival going is something that people get so locked in on. I've never really understood it. I'm just not passionate about it like yeah. Yeah. I respect it. But the people who are all in like especially festivals. Yeah. They are all in like camping outside. Yeah. I'll plan your whole year around like multiple festival dates. Worldwide. But I feel like that's cooler because you're not you're not like you're not simping over a person. You're simping over the event. Is that better? I guess you just kind of there. I do think that's for the vibe. You're like who do I want to see? I don't know. I'm just out here. You're there for the experience. You're cool. Yeah. Okay. All right. Unless it's like Burning Man or something like that. So festivals better than. Yeah. Than a concert. We need everybody to submit. We decide one to 10 scale. T-Swift alone with a feather boa. You're not beating those allegations. No. Yeah. I wonder if there's any other that any other things we can consider when you showed up is important. Yeah. Where you're sitting. Yeah. Where are you standing. Yeah. Your outfit you wore. Who'd you go with. Yeah. Yeah. These are all very important. Yeah. Your outfit. Yeah. What kind of what kind of what kind of physical expression. Yeah. Are you singing. Are you singing along. He's singing along. He's singing along. When he goes that. Yeah. Yeah. Do you get louder when he hands the mic to the crowd. Does he. That's does he. Do you do you respond. Do you respond to the prompts the call and response. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fellas I'm going to need your help with this next part. Do you get excited. Do you get butterflies. It's a night I'm dodging bottles. I'm. In my song. Bro. He's like you're singing along with the song I wrote. Oh shoot. No no no you're right. You're right. You're right. I'm chill. I'm chill. Wow. Yeah. He's just laughing at guys. Yeah. I'm. Loser. Wearing their merch. Oh no. That's why I think wearing the merch is fine. Wearing the merch to the event starts to feel weird. Yeah. It's like you saw him. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I always think about like was there like hey come back stage. We'll go shoot. I'm wearing his shirt. It's also a little premeditated like I won't wear a polo that I got from a golf course to that golf course. Yeah. You got to think of that through. You know what I'm saying. I don't want to look like a fan. I don't look like a. I don't want to be a walking endorsement like I saying I don't want to look like a fan when you're being a fan literally guys. He's like. It's great. I don't look like you. No dude. My girl brought me here. My girl made me come. Yeah. I'm in line at 7 30 a.m. My girl made me. She's a huge fan. Yeah. That's even worse. Sure. Yeah. That's even worse. Yeah. You're not beating those allegations. Oh goodness. Man that is so funny. What do we this John? Yeah. What about a man going to another man's comedy show to laugh at his jokes? Hmm. Ticket sales plummeting as we speak. Well hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let me think. John Chris disowns his fan base. It is. It is. It is. Very rare because we do the meet and greet every night to have a solo guy. It's not that rare. Probably once it wants a night a solo guy or even more rare group of guys. That's just not my comedy. It's like dude we're not like dude John Chris is in town. You all want to do the squad with the fellas. I don't. Yeah. You're not a you're not a boys night. No I need to be more boys related. Okay. That's like Trevor Wallace is like you know Rogan. I feel like Shane. Yeah. It's got the good like a guys night type of Schultz. Yeah Schultz. Yeah. But Schultz got a family now but yeah not that he can't have a family and be that but. I think his comedy is is boys though. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Tim Dillon. Yeah. Is that for the boys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or a group of dudes. Yeah. We want to see a yeah. I saw Tim Dillon with a group of dudes and our girls and it might as well have just been a group of dudes because the girls just sat there and didn't get it at all. And we were like best show I've ever seen. We'll have to consider that and we'll consider comedy and we'll also consider sporting events. Hmm. You go into that. You are you like a yes if they. Right. Yeah. And then that opens up obviously the age old Jersey debate. Yeah. Yeah. That was a tough one. I know this is a tough one to the Jersey ones. I've I've flipped back and forth on so if I did and I it's a weird dynamic. It's like I go the only jerseys I go are baseball. Hmm. I got baseball jerseys and I tasteful. I have baseball jerseys. They're button up and but I don't have any. I have no basketball jerseys and no football jerseys. No hockey jerseys and the base the two are generic. No guy. Okay. And I don't know if that is should be considered to should it. I think you're good there. No like if you have like Ronald Acuna on your year wearing his shirt. What if you know that's that's the debate. It's like bro. Yeah. That's kind of braves. Hey braves. I'm fan the guy that plays as a fan. Yeah. But we're all kind of that's a it's not a it's a genderless idol. You got to be a you got to be as a fan and name on the front guy. It's yeah Atlanta. Yeah. Because I love Atlanta. I grew up in Atlanta. Yeah. I'm proud to say I wear other t-shirts that just say Atlanta. Reb in the city. I love the city. Yeah. Yeah. I never I've never thought about it. Yeah. Shout out to the A. Yeah. But going to go on a Morgan show and you see and you see him and it's one of those like epic Morgan shirts with like all his faces on it and so with a selfie with him. Yeah. Yeah. It's tough look. Yeah. I've seen dudes pull up to Morgan Wallin event. There was one guy in line bro headed and land and brave custom Jersey with Wallin on the back. Not beating those allegations and I'm going to bet his last name is not Wallin. He made a custom Jersey for a custom Jersey for another man. Yeah. That's one that goes like that'll go off at the frat house but you can't wear it anymore. No you can't wear that. You boys are gonna be like that's a city Jersey bro. Well dude I guess this is to be considered to this is very we're spending a lot of time on this. A lot. Yeah. Yeah. I did love the show and I posted didn't tag him. I thought that was a weird I know Morgan but I thought that would like I just said it was a yeah it was a sing along part. But I did I go I'm not saying is your voice in it singing for behind the camera. No I check is it. No I checked. I checked. Oh good. I would have cooked him if it was. Yeah. Yeah. That would have been close. Yeah. Especially if you post it in a loud environment where you can't hear the audio. Yeah. Tough. Imagine bro's voice just started to like come back at right at the end of the video. I did. I do see lots of dudes like like having this perspective at my shows. Yeah. Girls laughing along. It's like but then they usually they they get into it. Yeah. They go out of school. Yeah. We're oh I'm like trying to I'm trying to one up a guy that is not in we're not against each other. Yeah. Yeah. Also like sing along dude. Sing along. Go ahead man. Yeah. Sing along. Sing along. It's fine. Except when Justin Timberlake got cooked because he'd like the whole thing was sing along. Bro. They're like dude we didn't pay $600 for us to sing it. You sing it. Just turn the mic stand around the whole concert. Yeah. I guess well yeah we'll pay it. Can I get a refund on this? Yeah. I sung most of it. Yeah. There's like vocal coaches on the way in. Yeah. For you. Yeah. They go this side do the acapella. Yeah. Or the this side. What's the kind of different kind of voices? Harmonies. No but there's the y'all know what I'm trying to say. You're the what what what kind of you're the soprano. Ah. You're the falsetto. You're the I don't know what the baritone. Yeah. Yeah. Baritones do this. Yeah. I'm not doing. Yeah. I'm just too much too much song and dance. Speaking of we went to Luke Holmes bar. Yes. On Lydia was out of town. Oh. So we did. We did. So the boys. No dude we went to watch the the final four Saturday. I met up at neighbors with the fellas. There's one girl with us one of the guys brought a girl which was cool. It made it I go it made it a whole different night. Yeah. We went to five bars but there was females with us. Otherwise it's just a bunch of dudes. Just the dudes. Yeah. What's wrong with that though? Five five bars. I don't even drink. That's a lot of bars. That's a lot of bars if you do drink. I was like why are we doing this? Yeah. Why are we doing this? We went to we started out at neighbors watch the game that went to 1230 Club. Then we went to Garth Brooks. Then we went to Aldeens. Then we went to Luke Holmes. Then we finished it. That's a real Broadway night. That's dang dude. It's all the way spring has sprung. It was like what are you doing? Yeah. I don't know. I'm in deep. It was great. What I was going to say about Luke Holmes bar. You ever been to there? It's all land line dancing there. I've never been like, you know, they'll play. I dug my key into the and there's a line dance for everyone. Oh, you got to come back from copperhead. There's a lot. If you wanted to if you were single. Okay. And you're into you're into country music, which most people are you live in middle America. Here's what you do. Oh, I need to get on. I need to get a makeover. Oh, I need to get on Tinder. Oh, I need to. You don't need to do any of that. Go to the country line dancing bar. Learn the dance. Learn every dance. And then when the song plays, they go, God, everybody will. That girl, there was a couple girls in there. There were the most powerful people because they knew the dances. Yeah. Because there's all these like synchronized line. Everybody, a thousand people at a time are doing them. I didn't know what line dancing really was. Like I had never really seen it until I went and visited my brother in Greenville, South Carolina. And he took me to a bar called the Blind Horse Saloon and the Blind Horse Saloon. We know what the Blind Horse Saloon is. Exactly. You think it feels like they took a 1950s bowling alley and stripped out all the bowling and just said, this is a bar. Yeah. Including the carpets, by the way. All the carpets are still in there. Yeah. And that was my first line dancing experience. And I was like, I didn't know every single one of these songs had a dance to it, but they are. Every single one and every, every city we tour in has one. If you were the meet and greet, like where, where's the, and it's not, it's just every, their copperhead rose, the classic, the, you know, they have the, a ton of them. And if you know them, everybody goes, I was following. You gotta, you gotta follow the one guy. Watch him. But you're like, I'm not following. Not following. You're following the guy. Not following a guy watching what steps he's doing in a country song. Not doing it. I'm watching his feet. No, bro. Absolutely copying his moves. No. Hey, can you teach me? No. Oh, not doing it. Hey, can you teach like this? Yeah. Move your hips. If you have to ask a guy like this. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, like this. No. See now. Don't go to my feet on that. No, no, John. Now I can't do anything anymore. You've ruined it. Yeah. I'm no more golf. What am I going to learn golf from a man? No, you've ruined everything. It's all in the hips. Yeah. A guy's going to, you're going to ride passenger with a guy. Yeah. No. Yeah. You're going to let another man drive you somewhere. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, hold on. Go. You're going to let another man control your country. Wow. Interesting. Hold on. Watch the go down to the, did we have the one go scroll down? Let's go down. Go to the, go to the third one right there. This is on the topic. We might cut this. We might cut this. Let's do it. Listen to this. We're in. You're going to die. Here we are. Hold on. It's exactly the exact topic. You're going to agree with all this. I've got a list of things that are kind of gay. 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Glad somebody sent that over to me. Here we go. Got a Christian a conservative Christian woman. You're dressing for Easter. She's looking for a nice pair of jeans to wear for Easter. What did you just say that those pants would be cute for? Easter. They have bunnies on them. What they'd be cute for what? Easter. The bunnies on them. Bless your heart. Oh my gosh. Yeah, man. Man. Yeah, man. Salt to the earth brother. These are the kind of people I want to hang with. It's a good kid. Yeah, it's great kid. She's a good kid. Yeah, we're making a joke about this but if this is your kid you go. She's a good kid. Yeah. We get two little bunnies on the stitched into the pants of the of the jeans. The bunnies. If you're just listening to this, the bunnies have are wearing bow ties. Mm hmm. If that sends you in the right direction or wrong direction. Yeah, she said those. These look great for Easter. Not wrong. Not wrong. It's a good point. They'd work depending on your church. Yeah, it's it's and it you should come back to that. Why are they having bunnies and and and eggs? Mm hmm. Come after them. Not her. She's on the right track. Right. Yeah. Yeah, we like that. We love the dude. I can't man. I'm going to be thinking about bunnies and eggs the rest of the day. Why is there eggs and a bunny? Yeah, it should be chicken. Yeah, or it's your bunnies and bunnies and chickens going to mess me up for the rest. Yeah, think about it. It makes it. Bunnies and chickens. Yeah, bunnies, chickens and eggs, bro. Which ones came first? Yeah, they were like who designed this holiday? Yeah, dude. Good for her to shout out to her. She's on the right track. Here we got the here we got the another. Let's see. Somebody has a critique of of their church. Let's hear it. Dear black church pastors, I don't want to lean over to my neighbor or tap him or tell him that many things. I don't want to do it. You have to find another thank you or thing to do. I don't listen. I don't want to do it. Yeah, we're not doing it anymore. Yeah, and I think that's why I was going to say this isn't limited to the black church. This is everybody black. We may. Yeah, is everybody everybody? They probably do it more. Yeah, sure. And been a while since I've been into a black church. Well, stop doing this. Yeah, it's like the it's like the equivalent of like a comedian crowd work. This is like Justin Timberlake turning the mic around and just like saying the same thing. Yeah, you guys talk to each other. Uh, do unto one another as they would have them do unto you. Look to your neighbor said do unto you. I don't know. So I think it's an engagement thing probably. It's just like people from falling asleep. Yeah, it's just like a lazy. You ever seen a pastor be like, like, man, this worked a lot better in the in the nine o'clock service. What do you mean worked better? Hate that. What do you mean worked better? Yes. What this isn't what this is about. I don't think right. You had a message from the Lord for me to encourage. It doesn't. It should matter if I'm sleeping or if I'm writing things down or I'm looking at him nodding at a pastor. Right. God's going, man, that worked a lot better in the night. That's not how you do that. Exactly. You're saying that. And also we go to we go to concerts for the for the give and take. It's certainly a comedy show. I do it. You laugh back. It's an exchange. It's not an exchange. I don't think in church or it should be less of one. Agreed. If you if you're the pastor is doing too much of this, he's worried that he's losing him. Yes. This is like this is like engagement farming on like clips when they put like subway surfer on the bottom and then they put the clip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is that version where they just like now talk to each other again. Like, yeah, please. Okay. Now back to me. You got the car that's going on the bottom. Yeah. He can't keep them for 30 seconds in the clip. Yes. That's what this is. The sermon's not doing it. So you got to spice it up with a little bit of that. I want to know if a pastor ever writes it into his notes. This is where. Yeah, like encouraged to talk. No, do do do a bit here or like do. Yeah, I bet they do. Yeah. And he rose from on the third day. Looked your friend and say the third day. You're like the third day. Sorry about that. Sorry about that. That was weird. I don't know. I don't know. We haven't even shaken hands yet. I let that man tell me what to say. Yeah. Sorry. No, dude. Yeah. He's sorry. Sorry. He said he told me to do it and I did. I did. I did it. I don't like when they out say this. I don't like when they ask you to raise your hands. Everybody put your hands up. Yeah. At church. Yeah. At a show. I'm just gonna find with you. Sure. Yeah. What about put your not at church at a concert. Put yourself on light on. I don't like that asking anybody to do anything. It makes me feel weird. Especially in a situation like church where you're getting people who probably came out of their comfort zone to go in there and you're gonna tell them to like start doing weird and awkward stuff. And they're happy to just be there. Yeah. It's just like it's not a good. We should have an episode of Springfield first about that. Yeah. Hey, we had a guest pastor. He was doing too much. Just way too much engagement. Yeah. And then somebody who got destroyed. Well, something bad has to have happened. Right. Yeah. The more I think about any of any context, somebody on a stage performing and telling people to do stuff. It's like, no, you're the one supposed to be doing stuff. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Tell if you're telling the watch you do so you're telling them that joke worked better in another city. It just say it's not working here. Yeah. Yeah. Just say yeah. By the way, we know because we didn't laugh. Yeah, I did. You don't have to tell us to work better. The other one to tell the crowd to do anything. You're cooked. Yeah. You're cooked. We had at least have a joke about how there's three. There was we went to a concert and there was all the artists had the turn on your cell phone like that's for every person that feels like they're alone in this world and you put on yours and you realize how you're in a community or something. I was like, and the opening act one had one and they're like, well, you can't do one because I have one right. I can't. I got we can't do the same crowd engagement moves. No, I got that move. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Tough. Yeah. Yeah. Any pastors asking anybody to do anything is is is tricky preach preach preach man. Yeah, we're seeing the songs. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a it's a tough road to go down. Thanks for the thanks for the Christians do checking in on that. Let's get around the Internet real quick. You want to do that? Yes. Oh man, don't do this to the. Okay, do the weekend. Yeah. Oh, the gas prices are up these days. Come on. Gas prices. Not going to lie. I pay zero attention to gas prices. Like what am I going to do about it? Walk. People treat gas prices like it's information I can use. Like, hey, did you see gas one up again? Okay. And I still need to be somewhere. So that's it. There's no version of this where where I see the number and now make a different decision. I'm already at the pump. I've committed. Yeah, yeah, but gas is 429 now. Didn't you see? Okay. And my tank is still empty. I'm still going. Okay. There's no alternative plan here. I can't just boycott transportation. Okay. I'm not about to look at the price and say, you know what? I'll just stay home forever now. You know, what you think? I'm going to put the nozzle back and say, you know, actually, I'll just live a simpler life. You know, I'm not going to go homesteading in the Great Plains because gas prices went up. Okay. I'm going to stand there at the pump, watch the numbers climb up like it's a countdown. And then act surprised every single time, but, but I'm still going to get gas. So yeah, until walking everywhere becomes a realistic option. I'm not emotionally engaging with gas prices. Okay. I'm just I'm participating and moving along on it. Yeah. Fair. Yeah. I feel like I agree with that. I agree. I said this before. I've said this before, but I don't think I said it in a funny enough way that people crush me. They're like, oh, you think you're better than people. I'm getting. Yeah. That that that engagement is not like I'm trying to think where you would maybe not a decision you would make different because of gas prices. Well, so I bought a Tesla because I wouldn't never let a man raise my gas. Yeah, I did. Now you're talking to another guy said the gas is more. Yeah, no, no, because two guys are arguing with each other. You got to pay the price because two dudes are arguing with each other about how much a barrel of gas costs. Some dude said you can't come through this river anymore. Oh, I saw somebody go trolling at some protest and they're like, don't you think it's kind of problematic that they're only so focused on the streets? Yeah. Yeah. What about the gaze of her moves? And they were like, shouldn't they get some attention to? They were like great point. Yeah. Yes, for sure. We should. We need to talk about that. I don't think gas prices are even real. I just think they move them around. Yeah. I think it's just the way that they make more money on it. I know that it's the I know that it's a it's like a. Tactic around elections. Yeah. Because then you were like, oh, then gas is like one of the gas is one of the think groceries to but groceries a little more because you do. That does influence your decision. Yeah. Groceries you get less of a certain thing or smaller of a certain thing if the bill is through the roof gas. Unless you go, we're driving to spring break. But then again, if you drive the get it's that's going to that's going to be a like if the if a how big is your tank? Mine's 15. Mine's like 20. Yeah. Okay. So the gas is up if the gas is up 50 cents, which is a ton that's $10. Yeah. Why he's saying engaging in the like up and down of the guy. He goes, I'm not we're not I'm not this is not a fight. I got energy to spend elsewhere. Yeah. I like I like how he said emotionally engaging. I'm not emotionally. Have you seen gas prices? No, no, I have. Yeah. Yeah. I would say if they get above. What would you start paying attention? 755. Yeah. Yeah. Even. But because you still got to go somewhere. It doesn't matter. Yeah. I still have to go. I'm going to be mad about it. Yeah. I still have to be there. But you didn't like our lives are set up for cars. Yeah. The way unless you live in New York City or you live a subway or Derek would live in Denver and he didn't drive and he'd but even Ubers are going to go up if gas goes up for sure. Yeah. Ubers actually do go up because gas goes up. Yeah. So you go there's no there's no scenario where you adjust within the range that I've since I've been driving from 2 to 5. Yeah. 3 to 5 is what gas has always been as long as I've been alive. Maybe in the ones when I started driving. Yeah. But inflation would put that in the 250. I don't. Yeah. I remember being a kid. It was like 187. Yeah. 187. But that now with inflation would probably be 250. Right. So 250 to what is now 450. So to a $2 range in your entire life. Take me out of that conversation. Yeah. Yeah. Take. You can't do anything about it. Yeah. Take me out of that. Now if they go through the roof then I guess I guess plane tickets are more expensive. There you are. Yeah. Everything takes gas. Yeah. You said it though it is it is the easiest way to like really get to what people need to spend. Yeah. It's like hey go and and fast. Yes immediately gas and groceries. Yes fast. Remember that I mean that when the thing everything happened with COVID they were like dude groceries you're not going to have them. Everybody would go to the fear will put people they'll go to the store that immediately. Yeah. Look at every storm. Look at every storm tornadoes get not tornado came when you can't predict that. Hurricane coming. Yeah. Groceries that I just grocery I storm is crazy. That's the biggest way to cause fear. Well yeah I think that's what like the Dave Ramsey thing is if you're like really really broke like put your money first into like groceries and then gas to get to work so you can make money. Yeah. Then worry about the all the other stuff. Yeah. That's the two things you need to survive really. And if you had a couple if you had a couple shout out the Dave Ramsey and a couple a couple hundred bucks saved you'd be out of this conversation. You'd be out of just like the TSA because we're like well you're going to get back pay and there are some people can't afford that. Yeah. They can't afford to you can't afford two weeks off work when they'll pack. Yeah. Yeah. Let's close it out dude you want to close actually skip to the second one right there is going one more and then we'll close it out. Here we go. Send in by a listener send it by a kind listener what do we got here. What I say there needs to be parking for me to show up I'm not talking about parallel parking. I'm not stopping traffic while everyone stops in their tracks drops their backs to watch me try and do a 16 point turn I'm not doing it. When I say there needs to be parking for me to come I'm talking about an open lot. I need an open lot of spaces I need a choice if I don't have a choice with a spot I can't show up disagree 100% I disagree 100% agreed. Okay. Okay first of all the clip we watched first with a list of things he said parallel parking without nailing on the first one. Yep. Just say yep just say you can't parallel park. That's what this is. I'll say you can't also this if I'm sure he's a great guy this guy doesn't show up to the party we're not we're not we're not stressing. Brother you can't say where you go what are your friends what excitement do you have it's like I'm believe I'll park a mile away I'll parallel park I'll fit myself into a gully if I have to do the things that you just parked wild to come to the era's birthday this weekend you parked wild down the street. Thanks for doing that 15 minutes back and I drove by and I go oh this looks fun in there. Oh my friends invited me to a cool thing I'll park down I'll park I parked a quarter mile away and walked through a couple parking lots and I drove well you know what I did I drove past the back and I go oh and there's it seemed like because nobody's parked out front ago maybe there's parking out back couldn't find parking out back parked at a church. Four blocks away. Yep. Walked in the middle of the street. Yep together because it was a fun party. Yep. I want to be I want to be there as my friends are there. Appreciate you. Couldn't hate that take more. Learn how to parallel park. It's not the hard. I don't know why that's lost. It's like it's every it's there's so many like a they don't get me on this don't get me on this. Okay. I heard this I heard it take I don't want to say this out loud but this is the majority of the Internet. Okay. So narcissism you know and some of the narcissism is this side of it the other side of the scale is insecurity. I mean secure of everything because it's the same thing. It's the same insecurities the showing I can't I can't do you're still you're focused on yourself. It's the opposite of narcissism but it's the same thing. It's still hyper self-focused. It's hyper self-focused. Oh I can't like it. I'll say it's a guy that's very social and very close with you knocking on that door you go I have man. I don't know what's in there. I don't know who's in there. I don't know what you're busy with the kids. I don't mind have to people know me in there and you go but I go yeah dude it's for your buddy show for your friend. Yep. It's like the insecurity where people have and we all have to cater to them and narcissism on the Internet now has been so identified and pointed out and is toxic and but like insecurities the same thing. Now acting insecure is different than being insecure. Same with narcissism doing a narcissistic thing. I would argue that going on stage for an hour with a microphone to people that are sitting in there that said narcissistic activity acting narcissistic and then having that as your you can do narcissistic things. I stole someone's bargain spot. Oh I cut someone off in traffic but you're like I shouldn't have done that. That's not being a narcissist being narcissistic is that hurt my feelings. Well dude you shouldn't have thought like you can never. Yeah being narcissistic and being a narcissist. Two different things. Two different things. You can everybody can behave insecurely. Yeah I would have said when I showed up at your party you go man maybe I should hang in my car for a little bit more maybe I should maybe I ask her I'm an overcome it and I'm going to go in and we have a great time. Yeah. Obviously but people who wear insecurity as their personality that they can't they can't show up they can't contribute they can't speak up they can't do anything because I'm insecure it's the same trait as narcissism. That's what this is. Yeah. I don't know about this guy. I don't know about this guy specifically he's like hey what did I do. I just disagree with the taste. He's like I just can't park man. Yeah. No this guy is cool with me. It's not that deep. Yeah he's like dude I didn't mean to be broken down. He's like dude listen to our take on your clip. Yeah this is not what I meant at all. I just can't. I just can't park. That's all. Yeah I do I do I'll do one take on a I'll do one take on a pair on a parallel but I saw someone outside of Soho yesterday too and. Oh they're all tight over there. In the spin cycle dude. It's tight over there. In an absolute spin cycle. It does feel fantastic though even if there's no one around where you just nail it for a shot. I hit it I hit it today outside here. I got street parking. I was like yeah bro. I nailed it with Lydia and Lydia's dad. Oh dude. Yeah. Dude. Proud of you. I'm proud of you. I'm really happy for you. And we drove by the spot and it was right up front of the restaurant and it was. I think they should make you do it for driving test. They don't do that anymore. You don't want to do it. You don't. What? Oh no. No wait. What do you do? I'm not going to go back out of it. Really? Yeah you don't have to parallel park anymore. At least you don't have to in Tennessee. Yeah. I think some people don't know how to do it. Yeah. Like there's a lot of people like. I'm actually thinking I don't think I had to do it for my test. I think my dad taught me. Yeah. So I learned how. You go bumper to bumper with the car next to you and go all the way in and go all the way back. I use the wheels as where to turn. Yep. And now we have all the things on cars now that you got no excuse. Right. It'll blink when you're hitting the bumper dude. You have no excuse. Yours will probably do it itself right? Not yet dude. I'm not there yet. A couple more pods. Mine will do it itself. Mine definitely does. Mine does itself. Just say you don't know how to parallel park. I'm faster though. Yeah. But if you don't have the. Okay. If you don't have the. Oh a guy saying it's faster parallel park. Another man's invention pulled me into this part. Nah. Yo what's it. Physics? No shock. I know. Physics. What is that geometry? What is it? Yes. Yeah. No I'm not doing that. Yeah. Learning math? No. Sure. If you don't grasp the concept of it. You're like I go the way they're set up is they're never going to make it. No you're screwed from the start. Yeah. Yeah for sure. If you don't set up right. Yes. You go oh well you're not. The setup is literally 90% of parallel parking. Man if somebody had a Instagram feed of that I would watch it every day. Just parallel parking? Just failed parallel parking. That'd be a great like if you had an apartment somewhere where you were just watching people down below. Yeah. The only time it messes me up if it's a one way and you got to park parallel park on the other side. Yeah. I can go backwards this way in. Yeah. Going that way. Yeah. Parking the other way is tough. That's really tough. But sometimes if you're not set up right it's awesome because they keep going and they go there's no you're never going to make it. It gets worse and worse and worse. It is. And they just pull off. Because their wheel can't get close. Their back wheel can't get close enough to the curb so then they keep going in there and it's like you're never. Or if they come in too steep and they just keep bumping the curb they can't straighten it back because they can't get it to the left. And Denver, downtown Denver and with a bad car. So I was like dude if I can I don't care about bumping the car. I don't. And then I lived in LA. Yeah. It's all street parking too. So that's all they have out there. Yeah. They just parallel parking and I go I promise you I could fit in there. Driving in Albania is one of my favorite things for that because there's like no rules. Yeah. And so if you can fit somewhere you can have it and I fit into spaces with like literally an inch on each side. I'm like I'm gonna take 40 point turn to get out of here later but I got in. And I'm gonna get out from the trunk. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. But I'm in. I'm in spot baby. Oh this week's episode brought to you by the good folks over there. Miracle made if it's warm outside in your nighttime bedroom temperature has a huge impact on your sleep's quality. If you wake up too hot or too cold I highly recommend you check out Miracle Made's bed sheets. Miracle Made sheets inspired by NASA and use silver infused fabrics that are temperature regulated so you can sleep at the perfect temperature all night long. 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If we went there, when did we go there? 1969. Allegedly. This one really has me twisted up because I'm going to be very, very honest. Please. They were like, this is the closest we've ever been. If you went, if we went there in 1969, people should be living there. It should be routine. And they were like, they were 60 miles from the moon, which is the closest they, what? I'm dead serious. I'm dead. I'm it. And the photos you see from the sixties with that little gadget and they landed on the moon and walked on it. And no one's been since. Mm-hmm. You want to know what else? First technology that got released in 1969. What? In ATM. And you're going to tell me when to the moon. I just forget how to get cash out of a robot. I mean, I'm dead. I'm dead serious. Bro, I've been. I'm dead serious about this. Now I'm not with the, the, the, the flat earth and that stuff. You don't have to be. And the, the, I mean, it's, it's, it's really tricky. Dude, I think the burden of proof is on the, we went people show me and did, did, did, but Russia didn't go or did they, they didn't, we were in the arms race for them to see you could land on the moon. Yeah. And that. Contraption. Dude. Parallel parked on the moon. John, the president was on the phone with the guys on the moon in 1969. And it was on TV. He was on the phone and then they were also live broadcasting the feed in 1969. I mean, you don't, you don't do. And you can't get a cell phone service signal on Broadway. In under a bridge. Today. Yeah. Today. Go into the bathroom and you got no service. Yeah. Ride an elevator and your call drops. All right, guys. Look, Lydia drives into the parking deck. You lose her. Lost her. Four minutes from her. Yeah. A mile from her. Yeah. You could yell and she'd hear you. Yeah. Yeah, bro. We watched the, we watched the launch in the, in the office here. And that's real. I mean, I believe the moon is real. Why do they cut to a visualization of the thing? I just keep showing me the thing. Oh, just watch it the whole time. They have like an animation thing just spinning around. The screen cut and it went to this visualization bottom left corner. It's just showing me two capsules separating. I'm like, show me the gap. In the original moon landing. No, this one, this week. Okay. What are you saying? So the rocket takes off. Yeah. We're watching it. Yeah. Amazing. Yeah. So cool. Awesome. Yeah. Awesome. Graphical representation and it said visor visualization in the corner and then it's showing me two capsules separating, but it's a graphic. Oh, of what happens? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Show me the, show me it happening. Oh, you do you think this one's fake? I'm just saying, why aren't you showing me it happening? What's going on? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's just like, it's just like the whole like, it's, it, it really, why it's important. It's that important, but if this is not true, we don't know what's true. Thank you. That's why, that's why it's so important. That's the only reason I've ever cared about. Yeah. We don't really like it. It doesn't have any significance. Not no, but yes, in terms of everything we've ever learned in school, it's like if you, it's like if you catch your friend lying about something really basic, it doesn't matter where you're like, you know, this is an inconsequential lie. Yeah. If you're willing to dig your heels in and lie about this thing that literally doesn't matter. What are you really willing to lie about? That's a great way to put it. And we don't want to be that, that, the podcast that, but oh, we can find with whatever you're hearing here. I mean, it's, it's so, it's very, it's very confusing. There's questions. That's all. There's a lot of questions. Yeah. And when do we go? I'm not saying I know. 1969. I'm not saying I know anything for a fact, but like, yes. The same year that the bar code scanner was invented. And no one's been back since. Or they go in the seventies. We haven't been back. Nobody's been back. I don't think so. No. I don't think they got close. They can't, why don't, why, and why can't we go now? Because it's, I guess it's really expensive as their argument. I mean, NASA, a handful of years ago in an interview said that we don't have the technology anymore. Come on. Explain that. No, come on, man. Have a better answer. We can't be doing this, dude. We can't be doing this. Man. Have a better lie. No, we got kids listening to this part, dude. Good. Start asking questions. All right. Sorry. Do you really believe what you really believe? I don't know, dude. I don't know. Here's the countries that have achieved soft landings on the moon. Okay. Soviet Union, 1966. Okay. These aren't true. Okay. China went in 2013. We didn't go in 66. So what does this mean? India, five that have achieved soft landings on the moon. Something landed, not a human. Yeah. Well, many have landed robotic probes. The U.S. is the only country to land humans on the moon. I think I'm good with that. Yeah. Okay. With somebody putting a thing on the moon. Sure. Yeah. I mean, that's just like a drone thing. There's things. Things have gone to Mars. Why can't we have cameras on satellites and stuff filming what's going on, too? What happened to the camera when the guy walked on the moon? The first guy walked out and put the camera out there? Or were they filming it from another? From another thing. Another part of it. It was in Hollywood. They just had it set up. They're filming from another part of the rocket and then they watched the guy. But it was like a tent. Right. Dude, I mean, come on, man. Look it up. Look it up. What do you want? The first thing that we went to the moon in, whatever that's called. The moon landing photos. Look at this. Lighting's perfect. I love that we're here today. No, lighting's perfect. Lighting's perfect. We can't be doing this, dude. We can't be doing this. No, but look at the... Yeah, there it is. No, that's not what they can. Look at the lighting, dude. That's called a key light for those wondering. Yeah. I can see the reflection of the ring light. Nothing's three feet tall, bro. That's a ring light. Yeah. Look at the moon. Is that the earth in the back? You can see the rings in the astronauts' eyes. That's the earth. Oh, okay. That's the sun. That's the sun. Solar eclipse. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, the... Yeah. Bro, come on, man. It's claymation. This is like a Wallace and Gromit episode. This is ridiculous, bro. This is ridiculous. It's ridiculous, man. Don't be a sheep, dude. Just think for yourself. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. I don't know, dude. I don't know. Come on, man. I'm not willing to go there. I'm not willing to go there. To say we didn't go? Look at that one on the left right there with the American flag. Bro, we should get a... No, one... What's that? What's that? What do you mean, what is that? What is that in the back of that? It's like they're... Like a hill. No, what? Yeah, what is that? No, yeah, I know. What is that thing? Hills on the moon, bro. Yeah, that's just a big hill. No, but what is the contraption? That's what they... This is what they landed in. Bro, we should get a... We should get a moon landing expert on the pod and see what they had to say about this. I mean, bro, come on, man. This is... I'm having a hard time with this. That right there is what they landed in? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it just doesn't really add up to me, man. I'll be honest. It's really wild that we're here. Not in this... Yeah, just... Yeah, we don't have the technology. Look how perfect that is. And the flag is somehow in color. Yeah, did y'all bring a photographer up there? Because there's no way... They... Hold on, good. That's fake. That one's fake. I think this is redone, yeah. Looks the same as the others. I don't know, dude. This is too scary. It's too scary. It's too scary. I'm happy you're asking questions. Too scary to talk about it. Let's just end it with... Let's two clips back to back. Okay. And they're the same clip, by the way. Let's get us out of here. The same clip on this guy. All right, which one? This one? Yeah, the same clip. We're not to watch the whole thing. I'll tell you when to cut it off. Yeah, just say stop. Why are they the same clip? What do you mean? You'll see when you watch it. When you see what's going on. Actually, I don't know. I am married. I even got my husband's name tattooed on me. And the one thing about me don't come for me. But the one thing that is my pet peeve and my marriage is do not call my husband by his name. And what I mean by that is you're going to be like, oh, it's his name. No, I mean his name, like his full name. Don't be like, Joshua. It's Josh to you. It's Joshua to me because I am his wife. Like I can be like Joshua. I can put the little Joshua, like Joshua. Listen to me. You don't be like, I hate when I like go places and like people are like, oh, your name is Joshua. No, no. It's Josh to you. You could say, hey, Josh, you see how that sounds casual, respectful. Joshua is for me, me only me. Nobody else is allowed to call him Joshua, not even his mother. Do you hear me? She lost that when he got married to me. Do not call my husband by his name. Do not do it. Do not do it. Don't do it. Joshua. Joshua. I'm calling you full name. Joshua. What's up, brother? What do you mean? Where are you going? People are going, oh, your name's Joshua. Yeah. What kind of seductress layer is this? What is that? Hey, Joshua. Yeah. Your name's Joshua. What are you in the sauna with him? Then why did you tattoo it on your arm so people can read it? Yeah, you're the only one that can say the cat's name. I'm gonna call him that guy Joshua top to bottom. His mom gave it to him. Yeah. You don't call him that. She could take it. Everybody could call him that. I'm calling this guy whatever his name is, possibly his name. And let's watch the next clip along the same lines. She's also not wearing a wedding ring. Oh, well, just a wedding. Think about it. Here we go. This will apply to everybody. Here we go. This one's great. I don't know why I saw buddies at the same time. Oh, there it is. Min over 40 using the word bro. It just drives me crazy. Bro. I mean, I'm not a bro. I'm a sir. I'm a Dan. I'm a, hey friend, you know, even brother, I'm fine with brother, but bro, it, it, it, if you're 25 or 30 and you skateboard a lot and you do this with your hair a lot, that's cool. But a grown man should never use the word bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. I'll be using bro, dude. And I've heard about my whole life, bro. And it's a compliment also. I never not use bro. Never not using bro. What do you mean? Bro. Joshua. Yeah. What's up, dude? Oh, a man over 40 cannot use the word bro. I'll stay using the word bro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a great word. It's a great word. It's a shortened word. Yeah. Bro. Fine with brother, but not cool. I'm not taking offense to what another guy told you. Yeah. Come on, buddy. Taking offense to what a nickname a guy came up with you for. All this tells me is this guy doesn't have anybody to call him bro. No. That's what's going on here. And it's some other guy called another guy bro and called him sir. And he goes, well, let's just cancel the whole thing then. Get rid of bro. Because no one's calling me bro. Right. Set it here first. Bro just needs a bro. Yeah, bro just needs a bro. Two things to think about when you leave here with this podcast. One is going to be the Easter thing that Eastern's going to be in a spin cycle over all week. Yes. And the moon thing has really got us really got us. Yeah. We'll do that next week. Okay. Moon thing has really got us upside down. No, we're not going to have, I don't want to, I don't want to, I want to, I want to put my head in the sand. I don't, I don't need to want to. And the moon sand or just sand. Yeah. Which sand? I mean, does sand exist? What is sand? I don't need to, I don't need people's, I don't need links. Do you? I would bet your algorithm is going to serve you some good stuff in the next hour. Yeah. Leave your phone out. Conspiracy theories. I have a joke in my show about how they're like, you got to use them recreationally. Right. Like drugs. Really good. Like you can't, because I'm scared about this because of where this feels, I'm high right now. Yeah. You know? Yes. We're done talking about it. I'm still like, I felt good. Yeah. And then I'm scared to where this is going to go. Yeah. I'm going to be like, did you hear about the, and then we're. Hey, I'm happy to get on the road. That's why I'm scared about it. Yeah. Yeah. We used to get it. Oh man. We used to get it. Recreationally. Net positive. Everybody will see it next week. I mean, yeah, sure. It was a little weird, but on the net, it was a positive. It was a positive. You cannot be serious. On the net, it's a positive. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.