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Hey, don't make your life harder than it needs to be. You really want to type Rob back mornings every single time? Nah, just hit the subscribe button, Perrito, do it, go! What's up? This is B-Rail from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Alright, y'all know that I love me some Will Ferrell! Someone's coming to town! Oh my God! Oh, I love Will Ferrell! And now I know where his spot to hang out is. And if you like Will Ferrell, you're trying to do like a celebrity sighting? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know where to go, okay? First of all, it's April 1st, pay bills. But the second Sunday of every month, yeah, you know, Conn? You just reminded me, dawg! Dang it! Now if you'll get to it, we'll get to it! As you're flexing your chain! Alright, go pawn it! Second Sunday of every month, Rose Bowl has the Rose Bowl flea market. They have a mini gold there, they have rugs, they have fancy shirts, they have antique, like I don't know, furniture, they have jeans that like 7,000 other people wore before you. All of that. And they also have Will Ferrell, because apparently he's taking a little step back from acting and is now a seller at that Rose Bowl flea market. No way, I'll buy everything! Right! Been selling t-shirts at the Rose Bowl Swap Meet. No way, what are they selling? T-shirts in ukuleles. T-shirts that I thrift, I find them. Then I upsell them. So you have like a little table at the Rose Bowl? Little table? Oh! Ukuleles and t-shirts. Cuteness! Bro, he's a bauble. Ukuleles and t-shirts? Bro, I'm gonna go... You can't love him anymore. I love this guy! You can't love him anymore. But he also showed me that it's a scam over there, that he's upselling value. Oh for sure! Yeah, I know! But every time you go there, you're like, okay, I'm getting at the lowest value. Like I'm going there to thrift to upsell later. You're getting a shirt like 7,000. Only to know I'm being upsold. I respect the hustle, my sister thrifts, and she does a lot of those pop-ups. Amazing. But it's... Dude, I don't care. I want to buy a t-shirt from Will Ferrell. Right! I don't care if it's in the ukulele. I don't know how to play it. I don't care if his lips have been on it, even better. I want him to hand it to me. I want somebody to take a picture of it. Like a cash exchange? And then I'm gonna frame it and be like, Will Ferrell gave me a ukulele. He didn't give it to you about it. You bought it. Nobody has to know that. It just looks like he's handing you. Yes, somebody take a picture from a phone. I could never meet Will Ferrell. I'll be the most annoying fanboy ever. I know way too many of his movies. Way too many quotes. Skits, the little girl that I'm gonna make soon. Yeah, I'll tell him, I'ma climb on you like a spider monkey. Like, I'll go full-shaking bake. Ah! The meatloaf! I don't know what to do with my hands. I'll do all that just within the first 30 seconds, and then I'll be escorted away. I got to meet him in Hollywood. He was coming out of a gym. You know, there's a big old gym in Hollywood right there. I think it's like, I don't know, Vine or whatever. This is back like 10, 15 years ago. He was really cool. He was super, super sweaty, and I was like, I don't care. Ah! He's like, ah, man, I'm sweating. I was like, Will, I'll bring it in. I will let that out. I don't care, brother. Bringing in for the real thing. Hahaha! Braspa me muy fuerte, Will. Will, come on. I would have been worse. I would have been worse. I like that this celebrity, we all agree that we treat like Staz out for extra. Oh yeah. Who doesn't love Will? I love Will Ferrell. And, hey, now we know who's spot. Every second Sunday of the month, Rolls will flea martini. We should all just go and buy a shirt. We should go dressed as elves, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're here. We're here. We're here for ukuleles and t-shirts. Shout out to Will Ferrell. By the way, he said he only makes a few hundred. Yeah. I doubt it. A few hundred? He makes more than that. That's a lot of money for a flea market. What? No, not for that flea market. Really? Yeah, that flea market is. Top tier. Oh, Upskizzle? Upskizzle? Mm-hmm. All right. We'll find us at the next flea market. Second Sunday. We'll be out there. April 12th. Now what's going on? Cheese Maitian with Angie. Okay, you guys, we have an update with Tiger Woods. If you guys remember, this fool got into an accident on Friday. He flipped his car. He was speeding. He cut off a truck, and then he flipped the car and all that stuff, right? Now, he did get charged for DUI, but now apparently this fool is pleading not guilty because he's saying that, you know what? There's no drugs in my case or anything, and not only that is he not playing not guilty, but he's actually rehiring his 2017 lawyer to represent him. From that crash? From that crash. Oh, from the other time he was not guilty. He crashed multiple times. Yeah. And it was the same thing that he pleaded not guilty, and then it turned out to be like just reckless driving because he fell asleep behind the wheel. And it's always on the verge of a comeback. Right. He was supposed to come back and play, and he was training, and then bam. And he gets all hyped up. Yeah, let's party tonight. Party. Let's party. What was the report that it was oxycodone? Hydrocodone. Hydrocodone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So apparently, like now we're knowing more and more details about it. So apparently Tiger Woods told the cops that he crashed because he looked down on his phone to change the, to adjust the radio, and he said, like, oh, I didn't notice that traffic was stopping. That's illegal. That's why you don't change the radio. Fool, no. This fool was speeding already. He was speeding. I know it's like cut off a truck. He, and then once he cut it off, like that's when he lost control and flipped it over. Didn't they say he looked inebriated or they? Yeah, the cops, they'd say when they got in, like, when they got to the scene, like he looked like he was on something. People's all dilated. And if I'm not mistaken, I saw that he's now getting checked into something or no. Rehab or something? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he's putting not guilty. This is just totally separate. This is just, I just felt like a good time to go away. But I need to check into rehab guys. But I'm guilty. He's not. But check this out though, because they did find two hydro code, hydro code and pills were found in his pocket when he got arrested. Now what that is, it's actually like a severe pain medication. Okay. So he's pretty much saying like, you know what, maybe I was kind of like on medication, but not a DUI, not a not a not a not. But they were in his pocket. Okay. So is all these things, I was just going to take them later when I got home. Yeah, two things. Yeah, these things. That's crazy. Yeah. And I have a statement for reportedly allegedly from him saying he understands the seriousness of the situation, stepping away for a period of time to seek treatment and focus on my health. This is necessary in order for me to prioritize my well-being and work towards lasting recovery. I don't know that you say that. And then also please not get to know, but like one would equal the other. No, maybe he's taking like driving lessons or something. Instead of rehab, instead of rehab, treatment. I don't think he'd call it. Why not just get a drop dog? It goes back to you're a billionaire, buddy. Get a driver. Yes, you're right. He could get a driver, but I told you last time he says that he just wants his privacy. You can't get a little committee with other people watching you. I get it. That is so crazy. Yeah, but yeah, no, he's cleaning, not guilty. He's rehiring the same lawyer that represented him back in 2017. The last car accident. One of the last car accidents he had. His cars land more in the rough than his balls. I don't know what that means, but I think he's a golf champion. That's a great golf joke. Thanks, man. I appreciate every golf listener. He's like, oh my God, he needs to put his car in the fairway. Yes, he does. Golfing terms. If it's hip hop. You know, let these on. Yeah, go rap sheet. Let these set go. Hey, big up to Cardi B, man, because she just let us know in a new interview that she's been playing us this whole time. If you think she's stupid by the way she sounds, she loves that. Okay, check this out. What's something that people assume about you that's totally false? I like that people just probably think that I'm like dumb or airhead and stuff like that. I don't know is it because of my accent, but it's like, it's like the best thing ever. I think it's like I have like this, this look like it's like, yeah, I say this man is like, I'm taking notes. I'm learning. I'm putting plants together in my head. You talking to me and I'm taking my notes. Now she was on a podcast called Aspire with Emma Greta. This woman Emma has started businesses with Kim Kardashian. She's a business entrepreneur herself and it's really cool to see Cardi B talk business. So really long interview, but this is where she says, yeah, if you think I'm stupid, I love that for me because that's you underestimating me and then I'm gonna have all of these moments. And that's a street smart center. Yeah. Like that's where street smart kicks in. Like you can tell BS from a mile away when you have street smarts, you know what I'm saying? No, imagine this though. She's on this platform again. This is an incredible podcast people tapping in because one, because it's Cardi B. Also Emma is incredible in her own right. But then Emma asks her like a question, like what do you need to say no to more? And Cardi B starts low key putting her employees on notice that they're about to get fired. Check this out. What are you still learning to say no to? I feel like there's a lot of people that I got to fire. It's not not saying no, but I feel like there's a lot of people that I got to fire that I haven't fired yet because I have like attachment issues and a lot of love for people. But it's like you're not benefiting me at all. And I have to let you go or like you're making too much money off me and I have to let you go. And I said that I was going to do it this year and I have to do it. Imagine finding out your new resolution. She's trying to cut you out. We're about to hit quarter one. We're about to finish it. All her handlers right there are watching the interview. Is there all behind the camera? Like wait, hold up. She's going to let you go. She's going to let you go. What? Don't get her coffee now. Don't get her coffee now. That's wild. So I guess we'll end up seeing who got fired. I don't know if they got questions. Like, hey, Cardi, who is the employees you want to get rid of? Alright. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. It's petty. It's just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty and pettiest. Alright, my friend, if anyone has a court date today or coming up soon, I'm not going to tell you not to go, but I'm just going to tell you if you don't go. What? Maybe, maybe do go. Maybe do go. I don't want to advise you against a legal activity by not showing up. I don't want to bench point in your name. But I will warn you, judges are on one. Why? Why? We just talked about the judge that told the lady that was driving, and she was like, I am a passenger. She was driving. And then he's like, no, I'm going to stick to you. Put all these charges on her and put that she liked me, all of that stuff. Right? Now there's a judge going viral because he had an issue with his computer. Right? So he calls IT in. Like, he calls the court IT in. Like, hey, there's issue red dots everywhere or something's blinking or whatever. And just as it would be, as soon as you bring in the person to look at the problem, the problem goes away. Like, you ever have your car messed up, you take some of the cash, there's nothing wrong, or like, there's something, I don't know, I used to have low key, this is weird. But I felt like something was sticking out on my tummy. And then I go to the doctor, try to show the doctor, like, yeah, there's something that's sticking out on my tummy. They're like, it's fine. I'm just checked it. I swear to God, dog, like, when I lay down a ball kind of just rolls over. I swear, I thought it was an alien or when I gave birth, they left something in there. It was the whole thing. Anyway, go to the doctor, nothing's wrong. Anyway, the judge is like, there's something wrong with the computer. The IT guy goes and he's like, no, it's fine. Matter of fact, starts joking about it. And the judge kicks him out of the courtroom. All right, you have to listen. No, it wasn't a false alarm. False alarm. Don't joke around. I'm serious about this. It was happening. I understand. I understand. I'm just saying I can't see a thing. We're good. Thank you. Get out of my courtroom. Get out of my courtroom. Damn. Get out of my presence, you peasants. Yes, he goes in and is like, hey, false alarm. It's not a false alarm. Look. False alarm. No, it wasn't a false alarm. False alarm. False alarm. I'm serious about this. It was happening. I understand. I understand. I'm just saying I can't see a thing. We're good. Thank you. Get out of my courtroom. I don't know. Something is messing with judges today. Nowadays, they're in a bad mood. And you don't want to be the person that they take their petty out on. Hell, like this courtroom engineer was. IT. IT people watch out. For real. They need to fix that thorn in his side because he's. Go and tell him. Go and tell him that. I'm good. I'm good. Go and tell him that. I'm good or rather not. All right. Now you're on your. Imagine everybody else waiting for their court cases to be heard after that. Oh, hell no. He ruined it. Yeah. I was here to fight the ticket, but give me. Give me. I'm just wondering what you need. I'll just turn myself in. All right. Let's get into some scrolling. Scrolling with dummies. I'm about to go back to the year at 1503. If this is what the women sound like back in the days. All right. AI made this famous painting come to life and gave it a voice, but the voice is super hot. The Mona Lisa. Oh my. So the very famous Mona Lisa painting by Da Vinci. Somebody threw it in AI and said this is what Mona Lisa would sound like if she. If she could talk. If she could talk. And this is what it said. Yeah. She does some honours. She looks like she sounds a little hot. What happened to her? The feature? What was that? No, something about her mouth. Play it again. Really play it again. Good morning. I am Lisa, Francesco's wife of the toy of Florence. The master Leonardo asked me to stay still, but it's hard not to smile. Wow. Just call this number and you can make Mona Lisa smile. She'll kill it. Nice. Yeah, on the party line she would kill it bro. She would kill it. Yeah, that's all. Like damn. This is what they sound like back in the day. Cause she's from Italy and they put like what would an Italian woman with the tone and accent sound like if it was in the 1500s. Good morning. I am Lisa, Francesco's wife of the toy of Florence. You just went to sleep with it? It's a lot different from now. Now I'm like, hey what the hell are you talking about? Hey. What are you talking about? Where's my cockies? And then you add a little sexy music to the background and it just basically sucks here. Good morning. Now it's a lot different. Good morning. I am Lisa. Now they talk like Snooki. Snooki. And how did Leonardo da Vinci sound? Like some Mario or what? It's a me. Leonardo da Vinci. The girl's sound is a fool's just. I'm going to go mad. That's so crazy. I didn't know like people are misusing AI. Why do we need to know what more? That's right. You're listening to Young Jack in the streets morning take over now available as a podcast hosted by me, Young Jack your favorite cousin and Miss Shaddenyka plus Shadda Shadda as we dive into a world of engaging statements like the day dilemma. So you like a guy from the refer side of the tracks like you want to do. Yeah, you get me. Yeah. So what you like for it? That's what you like. I mean every once in a while they don't be mean in it. Jared with a G. Are you there? Yes, I'm here. Call her a she might like you a little better. Okay, let me see here. Look, take your back to the him. It's not a thing that you try to still sound like Jared with a G. But don't miss out on the fun and the entertainment with your favorite cousin me, Young Jack. Tune in to Young Jack in the streets morning take over available now on your favorite podcast platform. And at least it sounds like because the next step is like now they're going to want to know what Mona Lisa moans like. And that's just too far. Nobody said that. Nobody said that. Nobody said that. Nobody talked that. No, someone did. Vic, you did. You did in a wrong. Yeah, sicko mode. Yeah, yesterday you were dribbling. I got liant all week. Hey Vic, dribbling. Hand gesture Vic. Did your girl see that reel by the way? She did, I showed it to her. What does she mean? She said the same thing that Con's girl says. What did you have to do all that? Did you have to? Yeah, I know. You know you've gone too far when your girl's like really? Yeah, I just thought. Was that necessary? I can't even post this. My mom's watching. Yeah. Think about the kids, our kids when they're in the car and I'm just like damn. That part. Damn. Here I go. And here you go. By the way, speaking of scrolling, go look it up. Round back warnings, one of those things on Instagram to see the hand gesture we're talking about. That was wild. That was wild. But thank you for that, showing us how Mona Lisa sounds. Good morning. I'm Lisa, Francesco's wife of the Giocondo of Florence. That's crazy. And that's how the Marotten got to the bunny ranch. It's a new dog. It is. It came out already. It's fine. I'm like, get right now. You'll see. You'll see. You don't know. You will not see. Maybe Vick has seen. The bunny ranch? Of course you did. Oh that. No. Let's get to the weather. And now, the weather. Hell, dog. With concrete storm. It is going down for the weather Wednesday, April 1st. And all this is real. First we checked the view in the city of La Marata. I'm gonna hit you with my stick and take out the candy like a pinata. 71 and 58 degrees, 45% chance of rain. What? Is that you, Moni? I'm talking about sticks, pinatas. I know, but I'm sick. So it doesn't sound right when I'm on it. It does sound like this. And what do you mean this is true? The other ones haven't been? Yes, well I don't want people to think that this is not true because it's April 1st. Oh yeah, we can talk about that. You know what I'm saying? Don't talk about that. Next I tried to holler at the showty all in the city of Menton, that perfumed rain baby. Got me all menton. What? What city? Menton. Menton. 67 degrees and 53 at night with 57% chance of rain. Now we throw on the sweater in the city of Pico Rivera. I swear today, Perro doesn't feel like primavera because it's a little rainy out there. Yeah, it rained in spring. Does it? Yeah, April showers bring me flowers. That's how you get flowers out here. I barely woke up. 51 degrees at 45 chance of rain. Lastly we hit the exit pump in the city of Blythe because the last thing you want to do here is spend the night. I love it when he reacts to it. Before he says it. Say it. What does it say? No, it's good. I love it. We don't do a run through of this. Lastly we hit the exit and pump gas in the city of Blythe because the last thing you want to do there is spend the night. That's not bad. It's not. It's just that I read it wrong. It's not too bad. You know? It's going to be 83 and 64 degrees there, guys. What's going to be hot there? Yeah. Tomorrow's weather overall, guys. Tune in at 7.15 to find out. Tomorrow is already weather. It's not a different day anymore. It's going to be in the high 70s and the low 70s tomorrow. It's going to be chilly. High 70s in some places. Low 70s in other places. By the way, did it rain while you were horseback riding? It didn't. I didn't. Oh my goodness. It was probably like the best day to go. You guys were horseback riding yesterday? Yeah. It was great. I told you. That's why I needed the tomorrow weather. What? Yeah, it was a great time. Well, my name's Kyle Crete. Yeah, that's it. I'm here from around the morning. It's about 6 today. That's cool. Today or tomorrow. Back here again tomorrow. Who knows? Who knows? I am feeling sick. I can already feel it. You sound the same. Thanks, Kyle. All right, check this out, homie. Need a homie or need some help? We need your help. We'll need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you, folks. The homie help line. AJ needs our help. AJ hit us up and said, hello, brown bag. My name is AJ from New Jersey. Oh, AJ from New Jersey. So I need your help. AJ, do you sound like that? Oh, hey, AJ. AJ. Hello. What are you doing? What are you doing? Am I on? Yeah, you're on. Am I on? Yes. What are you doing? Nothing. I was just waiting. Why are you breathing hard? Sorry. I'm just kidding. I'm breathing through my mouth. He doesn't sound like you guys are talking. But he had one of his closest names. Close friends' names are Paulie. AJ got a problem. We need help, all right? All right, let me go through the story. Yeah, please. But do arrive. He's coming to New Jersey accent. He's sneaking up a storm over here. He said hello, brown bag. My name is AJ from New Jersey. So I need your help. On Wednesday, one of my closest friends, Paulie, passed away. It hit me hard. He was a kind soul. We played football together in high school. We were like brothers. Like brothers. Like brothers. Paulie, his cousin Mike and I. Me and Mike were super close. That was my right hand, my best friend. We started working together. We worked for the parks department, and he wanted to move up the ladder and became the shop snitch. He started saying I would take longer breaks than I was supposed to. And eventually, after all his snitching, I was fired. So was that that guy in? Every time you do a New Jersey? He's allergic to that accent. Okay, my bad. He said it was on site whenever we saw each other. After fighting him several times, when we ran into each other, I reached the point in my life where I was done with the drama. So I tried apologizing and being the bigger man. But he said F that it's on site. And his little posse had the same feeling. I don't want him to run into that. I don't want him to run into that. I don't want him to run into that. I don't want him to run into that. I don't want to run into that issue again, especially at a funeral. At the same time, though, I'm not a punk dog. So I'm not going to let them try something and me not do anything. Do you think it's better if I pay my respects to Paulie after his burial, or do I just say F it and go to the funeral? You air that thing out, bro. The funeral? Jesus. What you got to do first? Go down to the deli, all right? Get yourself a chopped cheese. Oh my God. Can you start sneezing so he stops sneezing? And you pull it to your buddy's funeral. All right? Ask for Paulie. Tell him you got a problem. Nobody's gonna join me on this, sir. No. I thought it was good. We gotta let you drown right there. Bye, yo. Bye, yo. I thought it was good, Greg. Of course you did. I probably would you guys now too. You all getting concrete shoes. So what is happening? His homie passed away, but he can't see what someone else is going to be at the funeral? He beefs it with his cousin. Of the guy that passed away, Paulie. And y'all can't just put your eagles aside and just go to the funeral? He said no, it's on site. They fight every time. Every single time. I have a family that beefs it, and at a funeral it's wild. Really? No, it's not wild. They beef it. They just go in at separate times. Everyone knows the ones that don't get along. We go view the Martito at a separate time. Yes, yes. Walk out of the aisle and the separate aisle, then they're like, it's possible. It's high emotion though. I know, I've been there. Cry. Saludar a abuelita at different times. All of that. I have to get a mask. What is it? It's your fault, mom. I give you money. It's the funeral, mom. And I didn't put anything in the funeral. I paid for everything, mom. I paid for everything, even the flowers. Even the land. Okay, AJ. AJ, talk to us, brother. What's going on with this guy, Paulie? Oh, Paulie's the one that passed away. Yeah. Mike. Mike, Mike, who used to be really close. What's going on with this guy, Paulie? Hey, let me say, how Paulie doing right now? He did. He did. My bad, out there. What's up, Paulie? Mike is about to get a lot. No, I know that's what I'm saying. I'm answering like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, AJ. Yeah, so me and Mike were close friends since freshman year in high school. That's when we met. And throughout the whole entire time, we were close brothers. We've been through a lot of stuff. So after that, when we started working together, is when they told us all there, because we used to be seasonal workers for the parks department. So when they hired 15 of us, they were like, we're only going to keep 5. That's where he completely changed, is where he started, you know, basically eliminating everything. So we started working together. We started working together. We started working together. Basically eliminating everybody. So he could be one of the 5. The cousin. Mike. They were all close until at work. It was like, hey, we got an arrow down the team. Then he started getting cutthroat. So that he could be part like... He started eliminating the park ranger. Okay, okay. Yeah, so after he told me, because it was like a day, it was like 103 degrees out, and we were cutting grass. Oh, dude. Now I'm going to take a break, because I'm all sweating and dying out here. And he took a picture, sent it to our boss, and he was like, hey, look, he's taking a longer break than all the rest of us. Damn. So then I got... That same day I got called into the office, they were like, hey, you're not doing what you're supposed to do. You were taking longer breaks than everybody. And that was true. But it's the fact that your homie snitches you. That was his boy. Yeah, he read. But there was like five other people around me, but he only focused the camera on me since I was the only seasonal worker. Oh. So I was like, go that day, and I was like, all right. So I... When I saw him after work, I was like, what's up? I was like, why you do that? He was like, oh, that wasn't me. And I was right there when we started throwing hands. Oh, so you fought. Right at the park? Right in the parking lot we threw hands. Respect. So after that is when our friends were like, what happened? Because he started writing all this stuff on Facebook about me. And then I was like, oh, I was like, hey, dealing with this. Like what? What did he write? Oh, he was like, oh, that boy clown. He was saying some other stuff that I can't say on the radio. So I got annoyed with it. So our group of friends were like, oh, what's going on? Because we had the same group of friends. And I told him my side. And they were like, oh, no, that's him. You know, he a rat. Like you killed me doing your boy like that over work and stuff. So our group started dividing. Like some friends had his back, others had my back. And then one day we went to a TGI Friday, then we were both there. God forbid you fight a TGI Friday. Oh, the dollar readers. Dollar readers. Did you have a new job at the time or you were still unemployed? I was still unemployed because it was like two weeks after it happened. We saw each other at the Fridays. Here I am eating my cheese sticks. He's walking in. And guess who walks in? Here I am eating my chicken tortilla soup. AJ sounds so regular. AJ, and then what happened? Oh, and then one of my friends was like, oh, it smells like a rat in here. Oh, it's not my soup. And then the funny part was he ordered, he was eating mozzarella sticks. So there one of my other friends was like, oh, of course the rat likes cheese. What did I just say? So then it was like those shots were great and thrown back and forth. Okay, did he say anything back? He was just laughing. But the part that was worth is that we started like cursing at one another over the bar. The next thing I know is one of the barstools flies over on our side. Oh, I look TGIF Fridays. Man, this is like the movie The Departed. So we two fists there too. And then that was it. That was when I was like, you know what, I'm not doing this stupid, fighting for a job. So I completely ignored him. I won't go to places I know he will go. And I just didn't talk to him for like, it's been 10 years. Oh, wow. And then I was like, you know, this is stupid. I know he got eventually got fired from that. This happened in 2016. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, he's a deal. Man, there's a lot. This is how old are you? At that time was 20. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So then three years ago, I was like, you know what, this is stupid. I know he got ended up getting fired from that job. It's not like it's stupid. We're both fighting over a job we were not even working at anymore. Right. And he became a father and everything. So I was like, you probably matured. I reached out. I saw him on Instagram. So I reached out. I was like, Hey man, I was like, this is stupid. Let's be better. You know, let's be men and, you know, just end this. Yeah. It's been 10 years. I've been to TGF Fridays, man. I want to go back. I want to go back. I've been going to freaking Chili's, man. They don't have a dollar. You don't, you don't, you don't have a carol socks brother. And then what happened? What do you think? So I reached out and I was like, Hey man, I was like, let's end this. I don't want to do it. I'm worried. I was like, it's stupid. And he was just like, no, F you. Oh, 10 years later. 10 years later. And I was like, I saw him like seriously. I was like, you still on this? He was like, no, cause he was like, it's about respect. I was like, dog, 10 years. Like, get over it already. Yeah. So I was like, all right, whatever, man. I was like, you live with that. I was like, I apologize. I was like, you live with that, you know, gone with the rest of your life. Yeah. So what is, what is he mad about? Did you win the fights? Is that why he's mad? Some of them will win. Some of them will lose. You know, I'm not sure. Some of them will win. Some of them will lose. Yeah. So then what is he mad about? What's on his end? What is he like? No, I can't trust AJ because what? What did you do? Honestly, I wouldn't talk bad about him. I would just say he just snitched on me. I would tell everybody, oh, he snitched on me. That was it. Oh, so everybody. Oh, yeah. On his jacket. Yeah. Now everybody says he's a rat. You know, Mike is a rat. I think it's that, that everybody is like, oh, he, you know, he a rat and everything. So, hey, is there a possibility that he didn't send the picture that it was he was telling the truth when he told you that it wasn't him? I don't, I don't think so. He was the only one that had been the other guys that was driving were the only two in the car. Okay. What if it was the other guy? God, this whole time you called him a snitch and he told you it wasn't me. You got the wrong guy, man. Well, I apologize. So he could have told me like. Oh, so he didn't do it. He never was like, Hey, what's it mean? It was the other dude. He was just like, cause he wasn't no snitch. Cause he wasn't no snitch dog. Wow. Oh my God. He put snitch on his name when he didn't snitch. Oh yeah. Oh, okay. And so then Polly dies. You know what, Doug? So, how does Polly and all this brother? No, you, we need to know. No, don't ask. I'm saying like, Oh, okay. I'm saying like, where is that? Oh, okay. He committed suicide. Okay. That's not what I asked. We were trying to avoid that. My guy. I was going to ask like, where does he play into this dynamic? Cause he's, uh, he's, uh, he's his cousin and we were, you know, same thing. We had the same relationship, but he would never got involved in our beef. And he was like, you know, same thing is stupid. You guys are eventually going to get over it. You guys are like brothers. So he didn't want to get involved. So when they, when they told me like, Oh, Polly passed away. I was like, you know, I want to go to the funeral. But I was like, I don't know how he's going to react. Cause you know, you know, it's a death. Everybody's emotions are high and everything. You put a snitch on his name. He'll get over it. He'll get over that. He could build a bridge. He could build a bridge. He has it, bro. He has it. It's been a while. The real snitch is just like Scott free. Okay. So you're wondering if you should go to the funeral. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, cause I saw his father, I saw Polly's father over the weekend. And he hugged me and everything. Oh, I hope I see you there on the night. Cause like, I want all Polly, the old teammates there. And I was like, I was like, yeah, I was like, I'll go. But I didn't, I didn't want to bring it up because I was starting to get emotional or anything. So I just left it and then I had my friends are like, oh, just go, just go at the end, you know, when everybody's leaving. Cause I wasn't even thinking, I was like, I'll just, you know, wait till it's basically empty and then I'll go, you know, pay my respect. But I don't know if he's going to just stay there or, you know, I don't want to run into him. Yeah. Cause the last thing I want is us to go at it. If he wants to, not over and then we knock over the casket or something. You're calling me for help? No. Hey, move some furniture around big dog. Move some furniture around. You guys like fighting in parking lots. There's nothing wrong with that. And then somebody's like, oh, he moves on being so when, you know, everybody's like, who said what? What? Hold on. Let him talk. Who said what now? Like, don't. Sorry. Yeah. You're trying to make a dark joke. You guys doing guys not here, not in my funeral. So yeah, I guess the one. I'm taking this to TGI Friday. Freaking respect around here. I'm dying. I'm dead. I'm dead. Can a guy die in peace? Can a guy have a viewing in peace in here? The funny part is none of us are Italian. I knew it. Yeah. No, from New Jersey. Wait, what are you? I'm Mexican. What? You couldn't tell? No. You can't tell. No, the way he said stupid. It's just kind of through me off. Stupid. I'm just trying to be a TGI. Say stupid. It sounds different. And then, and then so. Okay, let's help him. Let's help him. There. There. No more. Yeah. I can say a 1-8 520-1059. Help out AJ. Should he go to the funeral of his homey Pauly? The dead. So says Khan. Because he beefed it with Pauly's cousin Mike. All right. He put snitch allegations on Mike because he got fired. He's a wreck. For taking a break for too long. It could have been Mike. It could have been someone else. No, it had to be Mike. It was Mike. And AJ is mine. Okay, it's been 10 years, but they've squabbled up different times over this, right? Right, AJ? About how many fistfights do you think you've gotten into with him? Three. Three years. So it's clearly an option. It's clearly a possibility that they could get like Amanasos over there in the funeral. Yeah. All right, let's go. Oh my God. Jesus. Zeta? Zeta? Zeta? Captain Zeta, gentlemen. Zeta, what's up Zeta? Is it Zeta? Is it Zeta? Hello? Hello? I'm sorry, before I start right now, I gotta say, when we were at the ice cream giveaway, with Greg, my homie Louis Baggs in the car with the one taking all the pictures and stuff. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to give him a shout out. He wanted me to give him a shout out. Yeah, both of us were faked. I ate in the morning. Crazy boy. I ate in the morning. What were you guys on? Damn, that early? Are you on one? You're on it right now, aren't you? Yeah. You sound like one of those... Oh no, no, no, no. Hold on, dawg. We're in the homie health plan right now. Paralyn-06, number one for hip hop in Recita. Shout out to all the perritos in Recita. Yeah, I got a big demo, but let's go to our guy. Wait, you didn't even crack me. Is it Zeta or Zeta? What is it? Okay, so with the whole situation... What's your name? Your name. He's drunk. Yeah, he's faded. What's your name? Hello? What's that? Zeta. Okay. Also, so the whole situation with AJ is... Hey, perrito. Hold on. Everybody settle down. Perrito, perrito, perrito. Perrito, what's your name? Zeta. Okay, got it. Okay, Nitta, Zeta. Okay. Okay, go ahead. Can you guys hear me? Yes, we can. Yeah, but I want to know who... Oh, he's lying. Are you lying? Are you lying? No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. He's lying. Are you a liar right now? Hey, man, that's my business. They were very, very funny. They put up like that. They just... I'm loud. All right, talk to his brother. Okay, so me and my homie right here have gotten into fistfights a couple of times. All right, all right. What homie? I'm not a big fan of you. I'm not a big fan of you. I'm not a big fan of you. I'm not a big fan of you. I'm not a big fan of you. I'm not a big fan of you. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. And that's on him. But the homie can go to his other homie's funeral. And that's just respect for his homie. If Mike wants to start tripping, then I mean, that's on him. But AJ doesn't have to fight. He can just go there to be supported for his homie. And me personally, I've lost a lot of friends this year. And I wouldn't let some random from 10 years ago stop me from going to my homie's funeral. Yeah. Yeah. That's only more. You know what I mean? So I mean, that's all I got to say pretty much. I mean, I say go to the funeral. Yeah. All right. Don't cause a problem. Don't cause a fight. But go to the funeral, because you should be there. It's not on him, essentially. That was one of your friends. Yeah, for sure. Zeta, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Of course, that's what I got to say. Thank you for having me on. He brought the knowledge. He did. He's so high. Bro. Hey, so go. Yeah. And my next point is going to be the same one I just said. Respect. Jose. Jose. Good morning, Jose in Hollywood. What's up, Jose? Hey, good morning. How y'all doing? Jose, talk to us. What would you tell AJ? AJ is wondering if he should go to his friend's funeral, his friend's cousin, and AJ have gotten, and at least three fights within the past 10 years over some snitching allegations when it comes to work. Mike got fired because of it. Excuse me. AJ got fired because of it. Blames Mike. Mike is like, I didn't snitch on you. So both of them have their own reasons for beefing it. He's wondering, if I go, will there be another fight? We've squabbled three times, including at a Chili's. I mean, at a TGI Friday. So nothing is sacred, essentially, for them and their fights. He wants to know what he should do. What's the fight record? That's all I got to know, doc. Because if he's down, he's got to even that out. Jesus. That is a good question. Hey, bro, what's the fight record out of the three fights, AJ? One, one, one. Wait, well, yeah, there's three that happened. OK. Oh, OK. You won, he won, and it was a draw. Any knockouts? Get a referee? Sounds like it. What did the draw look like? Is the draw really a win on his end, but you don't want to call it? That's because everybody jumped in. So I was like, hope raw. Was that the TGI Fridays? Yeah, that was the TGI Friday. Yeah, we can't really get it off there. I'm wondering, if you're the other four, would you want to be up? Would you not like that it's tied? All right, Jose, you got the record already. One, one, one. Yeah, yeah, you got to go, doc. And if you want to, you better serve his ass. OK. Avoid, avoid confrontation at all costs, because you know, you got to respect your homie, and especially if you got the blessing from his dad, bro, you got to go, bro. Because that means you were close with the family and like, you know, that's how it is. I've also lost a lot of family and a lot of friends. And that's the last time we're going to see him, bro. You got to send him off right and let him know you love him. And you know what I mean? That's kind of how you know how you live your life, while we show them to your funeral. It was one last fight for your homie. No, he wanted them to get along. Yeah. The homie that passed away, Pauly wanted them to get along. Angie and Huntington Park, Angie, we're talking to our guy, AJ. AJ wants to know if he should go to the funeral or maybe attend later on in the funeral or not even go of his homie, Pauly that passed away. Pauly, Pauly's cousin and AJ, they beef it. They fought three times. It's snitching stuff. It's work stuff. And even though he's tried to like fix things, it's not fixable, it seems. So he's wondering, this is going to be the next time I see him, the last time we saw each other, we fought. Will we fight again? Angie, what's up? Hi, Buenos dias. Buenos dias. Good morning. Talk to us, mamacita. I just woke up from barely getting the context, but I think he needs to go. They need to go. I have, begin from personal experience. I'm a widow and my husband, he just, he bought my reason, they almost three years ago, but all for his funeral, that he had cousin. He was a little bad boy. So he had his little cliques and there was, there was his cousin with other of his friends. I was from separate Cruz. We'll say, and they, they squashed it that day. Just for the day. They squashed it. They were all, you know, respectful and cordial and respect to my husband. That's everybody got along with him. Even though there was beef between, but yeah, he needed, they need to go. They need to go. So, okay. And what happened? So, I know, everything was good. Everything was good. All right. Who's the ones that you knew like, Hey, these fools hate each other. It's rivals. They'll fight, but like they can't. I knew it was one of my, my husband's best friends with one of my husband's best cousins and they don't know if they're going to do anything. That sucks. They were, they, I think they got down to, but you know what they, they, they both carried my husband's casket. Oh, wow. He was there. He was there for everything. The only thing is that they said, I'm not going to wear the, the t-shirt, the, the t-shirt with his face because I'm not bad. They had his crew. Oh, okay. I'm not going to wear that. Okay. Was it a biker? I'll follow that, but no, not a biker. No. Okay. No. He was a gang member. Oh yeah. They need to go. Pretty cut and dry there, brother. You didn't catch that. It was freaking, I even got it. It was the main head too. I mean, it was a t-shirt. Yeah. Charlie. They don't look at me little. So they were the paw bears. They were able to, to do that for him. Yeah, they did that for him. For the one who passed away. They showed their respect. Yeah. They squashed all the, all the extras, all the things that happened. Yeah, they put their, their, their side. For the day. I'll follow through the alley. Let's get it on. Yeah. Yes. So. So, thank you so much. See, you have to, you show respect. Yeah. You put that aside one day. Just for the day. The next day. I can just see them on both sides of the casket and just like pushing them. Yeah. No. The next day I'm going to put you on a t-shirt as soon. No. No. You're dumb. That's wild. What size are you? You're getting one next. We're both going to be on t-shirts. Mine's going to say free me. Yours is going to say RIP. Sodele, Sodele. AJ, go to the funeral. Don't be a P word. All right. AJ, I know you hear me. Hey, mouth breather. Go to the funeral, fool. Go. All right, I'll go. That's it? Update us. Let us know, yeah. We did it. We did it. We actually helped somebody. We actually helped somebody today. We're going to take the tickets to go to Six Flags Magic Mountain. Good morning, Buenos dias to you and you. Y to también y también. Me mandas saludos a tu mamá, OK? A tu mami. I have to do that because concrete, it's in his head already that I do it. Yeah, and we're going to do it. I can't let you down. I feel weird out there. I've had symptoms missing in my heart. I'm not going to let you down ever again, my friend. OK, we have these tickets to go to Six Flags Magic Mountain. We've got a family four pack of tickets or a friend four pack of tickets or a Hoochie four pack of tickets or a F-boy four pack of tickets for Gregory. We have these tickets and they are up for grabs right now. Juliana and Lake Forest wants Vic to play. Let's go, Juliana. Greg, you play yesterday? Yeah, you gave me loony tunes, which is like not my era. What about us? Yeah, yeah. It's not you. You're not playing. What about us? What about me, Angie and Greg? We are going to be judges. Sit back and enjoy the show. Can someone call in and have concrete play? Because we've got another pack of tickets. What is it? Call in and say you want concrete. Gio and Noho. Gio and Noho is saying no to Vic. Vic thinks you're not going to get this. All right, no hope. OK, so we're going to put a timer on the board. And it's just like yesterday. I'm going to give you a subject and you're going to list me things. All right. All right, Vic, in 10 seconds, name me five DC characters. Go flash Batman Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern. Keep going. Lex Luthor. Yeah, OK, just in case because I couldn't find life. He's right here. That was a good one. Wow. Easy. I like that. Congrats to Juliana. Juliana. Thank you so much. Oh, you're welcome. Don't worry about it. Thank you. Hey, you're very welcome. The fantastic girls. Why are you telling a girl thank you? The fantastic four would have took out four of them. Yeah. That's Marvel. Never mind. No, stop. No, it's not. No, it's not. It's just why I don't thank you. Fantastic Four's DC. Fantastic Four's DC. Y'all are tripping. Look out. No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Y'all are tripping. Hey. Are you thinking of the Wonder Twins? No, that's me. Yes. Girls. That's the girls. It is Marvel. Yeah, come on, man. Yesterday, who did you say? I should have thrown you off there. You said Roger Rabbit. You gave me freaking Looney Tunes character. No, we asked him Looney Tunes character. You said Roger Rabbit. He's like no. He didn't even have a family. It's just him. He's toontown. But he's in toontown. Yeah, you were thinking of toontown. Roger Rabbit is. Oh. He's just a joker too. Jokers, you are. Okay, we have a concrete. Mckay in Monrovia wants you to play. Okay, let's go. I'm excited. Yes, I'm very excited. Okay, and then also Sal in Westminster. Sal is going against you. Westminster. Okay, let's go. I know. Okay, concrete. Let's go. It's springtime. Spring. Are you ready? Okay, in 10 seconds. Dude, come on. Name five different. Five different. Oh, oh, oh, oh. What the hell is that? Sit down. Oh, 10 seconds. Five different names of flowers go. Lily. Oh. Roses. Oh. There's so many. Come on. Oh, my. Damn. Great sex. Okay, Jesus. Too love. Too love. Her Santa Claus. Name a bunch of girl names. Carnation. You know what it is? Santa Claus. When they put you in the grinder. Whoa. You're all grinder? No. It's just, you know, like once you're in it, it gets really scary. I don't know. Vic did it. Vic did it. I closed my eyes. I locked you in. I closed my eyes too. Okay, so Sal, you're going. Congratulations. Sal, what's the matter? Oh, somebody said that to go. Yeah, yeah. Heck yeah. Heck yeah. Yeah. Very exciting stuff. Enjoy that, brother. What's up? This is B-Rail from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Okay, for all of us ready to see the World Cup come to Soul Fight Stadium. They have just announced the matches that will be taking place at the stadium. And some might make you a little bit afraid. Oh, why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? The state of our world right now. All right. So the first game is going to be June 12th. All right. Okay. Let's all get our calendars out. It's USA versus Paraguay. Paraguay. All right. That's happening at Soul Fight Stadium. June 15th. USA versus New Zealand in Soul Fight Stadium. All right. What's that, Vic? Why? What? I don't know because remember they were threatening to, supposedly allegedly. Then why are they playing in our stadium? No, the FBI said reportedly allegedly that something was going to happen out here in the West Coast. Our stadium, not yours. And now we're like fear mongered and all of that. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Okay. We do have a very big community and population of people from Iran out here. We do. Because they are immigrants and they should be allowed in this country. That's for sure. If we win, does gas go down? Next. That was Vic again and that's how we're sending Vic. Yup. Okay. June 18th is Switzerland versus Bosnia. All right. June 21st. Belgium versus Iran again. Wait, Switzerland's playing? Yeah. What? They never get involved. They have no rules to play. They never get involved. There's other stadiums, babe. There's other stadiums in the whole country. They can't play at Kennedy High School. This is the one that's happening at SO5, bro. Yeah, they just let us know. Yeah. USA and Turkey is going down June 25th. Haven't they been facing each other? No. USA and Turkey? No. I don't know. Gayativi. Yeah. These are the matches that are set in stone coming our way. You know, these tickets are very, very sought out for. Yeah, that's it. Why is everybody looking at it like that? Because I said, Iran's going to be playing at SO5 stadium? No, but okay, in all seriousness, wait, in all seriousness, just imagine how prideful Iran must be with everything going on in the world. They're going to be going that much harder because it means so much more to them. For us, it's a game we want to win, of course. For them, it's like there's a bunch of stuff happening in their country right now and they want to win more than anybody. We want to win too. Of course, but we already win. Do we get one more? Of course. I just do think it is a trip like with the World Cup and with the Olympics that there's actual conflicts within these countries and then it's like, but let's put it aside for soccer. For sport? Yeah. Which is just a real mind and. I think that's how wars should be handled. Soccer games? Sports games. Yes. Versus like. Or like two boxers. One from Iran, one from here. They go 12 rounds. It should be that way, but a country won't want to lose that way. A country will want to win that way, but let's say like in your theory, our boxer loses. We're going to be upset. We're going to put knives in that boxers gloves or something like it's going to be, it won't be even. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. These are two guys in the middle. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Peter's down. Yeah. No, but it's just a, it's a trip and I ran. It did take around a lot because I think USA was trying to get them out of the World Cup or like making it hard for them to come here because you're coming on to the USA soil while there's a legit conflict. Yeah. I know. Maybe not just one guy, maybe the 10 guys versus 10 guys. That's called. Why not just one military versus another military? Oh, God. Oh, so war. So war. Even the playing field, everyone gets their own ammunition. Never mind. Yeah, never mind. Yeah, you can just keep it how it is. Thanks, God. Thanks, God. Zulu, come here. Now what's going on? Cheese Mation with Angie. Okay. Lamar Odom has a new Netflix documentary called Untold the Death and Life of Lamar Odom. It's actually out right now. It came out yesterday. I saw it. And Chloe, which is his ex, like they were together for what, seven years. Chloe Kardashian. Chloe Kardashian. She was part of the documentary, right? And in it, she's like opening up about the time, like when they were like struggling with their marriage, how like his drug addiction was really emotional. Like it was an emotional strain on her, right? And so she recalls this one moment. If you guys remember back in like 2015, he had a really bad relapse. Like he was found unconscious out in Vegas because he was drugged out. He was dead. Yeah. He was dead for three days. Yeah, he was in coma. He was putting up about that saying like pretty much like at that time, they were not in the best of terms. Like she was going to file for divorce and things like that. But she put his, her whole life in pause to take care of him. And she found him doing something that made her want to punch him. Listen, I remember stopping by the house and I smelled crack. I remember slowly tiptoeing up the stairs. He was in his bedroom, sitting on the edge of the bed, smoking crack. And he just punched him in his face. Crazy. Yeah. But after watching it, I don't know, it was crack. Yeah. After watching it, you kind of understand because she like put him up in a house. She did. She like did the most for him. He was playing like he was more incapacitated than he was after what he went through. So the timeline is pretty crappy for her. The stuff that gets told in that documentary, she used to go to hotel rooms where he was clearly cheating on her with other women. Yeah. She used to go to those hotel rooms and clean up all the remnants of his drug use because he knew the cleaning staff, she knew the cleaning staff could sell that story. What? So she would go clean up after. She's like, I wasn't an enabler without knowing I was enabling. I just thought I was making sure the public doesn't see. She's keeping his image clean. Yeah. Yeah. And then she, they did an intervention and they told her, go in there and tell him, if he doesn't go to treatment for three months, you're going to divorce him. So she does that. And he's like, all right, give me the papers. Let's get divorced. And she didn't want to get divorced. Bluffed. He bluffed. And then after that is when he got, he went to that ranch. Yeah. The ranch. The brothel. The love ranch. Yeah. He had taken like 12 erectile. It's a 12 rhinos. Yeah. Not rhinos, but like, like rhinos, 12 of them apparently only supposed to have one and then did drugs on top of that, foaming out the mouth, all of that. Yeah. Going to a coma. She takes away like that. She petitioned for divorce, clearly because of the intervention, took it out, then got with him, put him up in a Airbnb or something. Yeah, near her house. Because he was acting like he couldn't talk. And he was acting like he couldn't move. She shows up. He's, he's smoking. Yeah. The whole time he could talk. So that's in the way. Yes. Oh my God. So then she's like, get out of here. Yeah. That was like, that's why I'm like, I get it. Yeah. Like I don't even think anybody was like, no, that doesn't deserve it. No, you deserve it for faking like your words. Not tomorrow. And also, no, I know, but just for the fact that she completely put her life on hold. Yeah. She's a busy person. She makes money. You know, any one of us putting our life on hold for four months is insane. You know what I'm saying? Loving him so much. He's cheating on her, doing drugs, all of this. He would do anything for the person he loved. Yeah. And she was covering it all up at the time. That's insane. Yeah. And so in the documentary, she's talking how frustrated she was when she did find him doing that. And she just put my life on hold to take care of you. How did you get this? You can't talk? Well, lo and behold, he had a phone. He was better than I knew. He was playing me so I can continue this lifestyle for him. That sucks. Yeah. And he's part of the doc too. He's like, yeah, I just want to get high. Yeah. He's in the doc too, saying he's tough too. Yeah. Geez. And he met her. Yeah, I just wanted to f. Yeah, he said that. Then he even made it seem like he wasn't even really like with her for the right reason. Yes. I just want to be famous. I feel like if I married her, I would become A-list. That's why they got married in 30 days. It was, bro. That's crazy. And they were married for seven years. He's the top. Before that, he felt he wasn't. But that's the psyche of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Even though you are the fact that he felt that he wasn't. Dude, there's only 400 positions in the NBA. You are not even 1%. You're like a fraction of a 1% of the people that actually make it to be an NBA player and make millions to get paid to play a recreational sport. He was saying like, they had a reality show. He's the one that wanted it. Like, she's like, I wanted us to be private. And he was like, no, like I wanted the cameras. He wanted to be. It's LA. It's Ritzy. The Glitz. He's very famous. I want to be like that. Yeah. Like, Connor was saying, I know like Lamar Odom has a Laker. I don't know him. There's something that know him as Lamy. Lamy, yeah. That's what she called him. That's crazy. And he likes that. Like, he was like Lamar. You do your Lamar Odom. That's great. Freaking Odom. Like, he wasn't a scrub in the NBA. He wasn't. Like, you know how hard it is to be an NBA? Not only that, but you know how hard it is to be a great player in the NBA? Yeah. Dude, it's astronomical. He had a lot of promise. You know, you do get to learn and definitely go watch the stock. It's out right now on Netflix. He had lost his, well, his father wasn't around in his life. No. Matter of fact, his father came in when he was in that coma and was like, yeah, take him off life support because he knew like he would be a beneficiary to things. And Chloe was like, no, no, I'm still married to this fool. I'm going to make the decisions. Let's figure that out. But his mom passed away when he was 10. He had a child that passed away when he was months old. So there's these things that happen to his life and things happen to all of us in life. But it seemed like he used those as reasons for why he is the way he is. To relax. You know, I'm an addict, but look what happened to me. Yes, I'm cheating, but look what happened to me. All of those things. It's a lot. He's very, he's very, very damaged. He even said like after like the night he lost his kid, he went to go party. He was partying the night before. Yeah. It's like, it was a lot. Honestly, it was like, I never want to watch that documentary again. Yeah, you did say that. You out? You see him differently. He was so honest. He was too honest. He was not even trying to like, like, kite for himself. He's been like that in a lot of interviews where you're just like, oh, okay. Are you for real? Damn. Okay. You know what I call a documentary ends and you're like, wow, like he really turned it around. Yeah. No, it's like inter-model. No, it's the same thing. It's just, it's just time pass. He's just in a pool. Guys, I'm hot right now. That's so sad. That's how it is. He tells the producers, all right, I'm going to Vegas. Like he was telling like, joking up. Oh my God. Angie, but I mentioned Kobe earlier. Yeah. Kobe actually helped. He did. So you know when 2015 when he did relapse and he was in a coma with the, at the hospital, right? Kobe, and I didn't know that the Kobe actually flew out to Vegas to pretty much help out Chloe and the decision of like whether we should, if Lamar should actually get this surgery done or not. Because apparently the doctors had told him like, there's a 10% chance that this surgery will work. Otherwise he might just die on the table. Kobe went up to there and was like, Hey, whatever you decide, like I'm just here to support you. Like they all, all his teammates. And that's what you see with Lamar. All his teammates really loved him. Like you see them just really just thinking about him. I love Kobe for 10% chance of making this shot. He could do it. Let's shoot it. Yeah, right? Yeah. Come on. We're going to take the shot. Yeah. And then it went in. You know, he made it. He made it. Obviously. And Angie, you're saying relapse. I don't think he ever stopped. No. It's not a relapse. He just, it was an overdose and it would. Yeah. No, he was found unconscious in the coma. It's insane. What a fool. He's on a documentary. Just like, yeah. Like nothing. Whatever. He traveled all over the country. He traveled all over the country. He traveled all over the country. He traveled all over the country. He traveled all over the country. He traveled all over the country. He traveled all over the country. He traveled all over the country. He traveled all over the country. He traveled all over the country. 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She was a writer for real and then even thinking like a couple of what last year is when we saw Lamar having like a dog mate To look like her to look like her like well like you're still not over whatever no, I think he is over I think he just likes the attention from what that doc tells you Yeah, he wants to be a listener right and for Chloe man for go through all that and then just end up with Tristan Thompson Just cheating every day Crazy She's a great person Incredible person That's right Anyone get this reference why you crying the chocolate bunny My crying classic I know what is that to do it what part like who's he talking to? his nephew No, his no his grandma's grandma. Oh, I'm talking about the guy that she was dating and they're like That's funny yeah, all right classic Other people are gonna cry over a chocolate bunny this one's coming from Costco Costco is just like what economy y'all This bread over here. 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Yeah, I just I've never ate the whole chocolate bunny. Yeah, what do you do? weird And those are hollow inside this one doesn't seem like it's hollow inside we're right All right, try to Costco you ready for it. Yeah, and then we can go have lunch outside. Oh, yeah hot dogs for everybody Wow We're not supposed to do any rules. Yeah, did you not get the e-mail you are you are No, you have to do what you said. We're not allowed to joke like that. Thanks. All right Hello, studio was nine plus ten. Look at this through these fools Oh Speaking of fools, do you fools know what the origin of April fools day is no um, was it a fool on April? No Teacher teacher you fooled yourself this day. No no Victor You being full of it on April. No, it's deeper than that. It's actually a pretty cool story guys Oh, yes, you you know like Valentine's Day and all those like have a saint attached to No Yeah, maybe same fool People used to start the year in April guys what and they started because April's usually what spring spring Something blooming primavera primavera right pre is first. Yeah All the conjunction Yes, it's it's it's from the Latin Started March What I know but it's a mark depends who leap years dog March 20th started this year, but technically in April is that when it really really starts? Yeah You know when you go to the movies the movie starts at 715, but then there's like Free is to love I Let me finish I was gonna say You didn't finish my story dog So people used to start the year in April when they changed to the Gregorian calendar the year started in January Which people the Gregorians Yes, absolutely and if you know you did it in April you were in April fool you morons You just read the note that I gave you you didn't read the actual article, huh? No, I knew it I did but you're in European tradition. Yes exactly was celebrated around April 1st Yes, what did I do before the adoption of the Gregorian calendar? What did I say it's a January 1st, but I said which people you just said Greg Greg the Gregorians The European fools dog so Greg's the European started all this really what year? Put that in the nose Your segment can you research your own segment? Yeah, I'm just saying dog like that's it I get what he's doing what he's fooling us right now You guys are fool Why we adopted Gregorian calendars for cool. Why did we adopt all kinds of stuff? No, exactly? I wonder yeah Only we had a smart studio What did I adopt a Jack Russell six months ago? I gave my game away And wondering why yeah, I came away. I wonder who picked them up right there from the train tracks on San Frans Cuz of the julian calendar to there's a lot of calendar by men Greg and Julian It was in junior April fools a don't get fooled after pretty to thank you. Everything is a lie today except The fact that you got a pay rent pay rent yeah Not joking Hello, studio look at this studio sauce food The sports All right you guys the San Francisco 49ers have hired a team of scientists to investigate themselves All right, you might actually recognize the scientist he has a over four decades of experience in science Believe in science in science like I said he has a lot of experience in someone not Yeah No, but his homies his homies got hired They they made good on a promise to study the potential effects of the electrical substation that's next to their practice facility That there's effects that are going on with the players because all of their players are getting injured every single season No way since 2017 different than usual player injuries. Oh, yeah since 2017 they have over 2000 games missed by injured players. What yeah, it's like Ever since how long 2017 2017 played 18 games a season. Yeah, and thousand games 2000 games all together played So like let's say If they have 50 players right and each of them miss 18 games over, you know, nine season He So this all came about because of a twitter video that went viral and it was about how all the Niners players are getting injured Um, and so they hired a team of investigators Scientists and they found nothing wrong with their facilities shocker. Yes, so it's not our fault We investigated Look we hired a scientist he's wearing a white coat. Okay. Yes exactly And uh, so the gm for the Niners made a statement after and he said we're safe We're in a safe place for work the levels are 400 times less than unsafe zones And it's a normal place to work normal gym Everything is safe. We're healthy. We're good and nobody even asked us about the electrical substation in free agency. That's what he said And uh, so players are not going to the Niners because they don't want to get hurt. No because there's a clear pattern Yeah, even with them even with them making it to the Super Bowl a couple years ago They do all that despite all their players getting injured just this last season George Kittle torn right Achilles January 2026 Uh, September 2025 earlier in the season nick bosa one of their best players also injured Fred Warner got his ankle injured nick martin like just everyone's getting hurt and that's very like it's it's not normal No, especially like the leg injuries at the rate that they're happening with all the players. Well, then what could it be? That's what it is. That's weird. No, but like what in the in the facilities. It's the there's a like radio from the electrical cell station They're practicing next to radiation. Yes. Yes. Yes, and the scientists found nothing wrong. All right It's Yeah, so yeah, they found nothing wrong and everything is good and there's nothing to see here According to the scientists, I know some trullos in the valley that'll play for for the 49ers. They've already got hurt for that team Yeah All right, thanks big you're so cool and so science science