The Epstein Files Are Everywhere — Plus Bryan’s TRT Confession | TFATK Ep. 1162

If we did, if we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Let's go. Well, you're looking different now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, guess who's on TRT? Natty or not? Brian Count. Yeah, Brian's no longer Natty, and Daddy's training hard. Well, no, we don't care about your training. You're TRT. Hey, kill me, right? Every time you bring it up. But also, you're on TRT now. I'm on TRT. It took how long to convince you? A long time. Now, I was bringing him at Ways to Well. Did you use the promo code, Brendan? Did you save 10% off? I didn't. No, I didn't. But I had a long talk with Brigham and Denise, who's a great nurse down there. But like a nurse practitioner, really knows her shit. And she looked at just all my levels. And so, again, it goes back to what you were saying. My test is high. My free is low. And as you get older, when you're pushing 60, your sex hormone binding globulin tends to raise, which sucks up all your free testosterone. That has a whole – and I was starting to feel my recovery because, you know, I do fucking do jiu-jitsu and box. But also, this is what I do. I do the eye test. You look fragile. Like if the wind picked up, like, oh, fuck, somebody protect Brian. But now you're on TRT. You said me – you put some roots down. You said you're real thin. Yeah. You know? Yeah, it bothers me. And when you're me and you get older, you're not putting on muscle. I work out. When the storm happened in Texas, I was like, I'm also not eating that much. I'm not eating inside. Me too. Yeah, I don't... Me too. Is that why I get a text from you guys? Yeah. When the wind did something like that. Fuck. You guys, we were just laughing before this because I saw this video on BPC-157 peptides. The guy goes, there's zero human randomized controlled data on it. Some pot said this. Which is technically true. There's a lot of that. And Brian Rage baited the floor. But I just had a long talk with Righam at Ways to Well about peptides. And my wife has a knee thing. And there's a tremendous amount of anecdotal evidence that BPC-157, for a lot of reasons, seems to actually make a difference for people. And we know that peptides work like GLP is the peptides. So I just fucking, I just, I'm bored. I was bored. But also, just to put context there, Brian constantly will talk to me about peptides or TRT for years. And you're kind of like, I don't know if they work. And then you're on stuff, and I go like this. Hey, be careful. And you're like, hey, shut up. I feel great. I'm like, all right. Yeah. Right. So you send this bullshit video to me and Nick. I just send the video. I just, I'm bored, and I go, I'm going to fucking stick my finger in a hornet's ass. It was a bad time. I was in the thick of it. I was not in a good mood. A couple of guys. I fell for it so fucking hard. Oh, dude, and I just send them. I just send them this fucking video, and they start to go fucking crazy. Yeah, I start pulling out stats and stuff like that, and then what did you say to us? You even said one out of ten dentists don't recommend toothpaste. Yeah, you hit me with that. That was great. And I was like, guys, I'm just saying. When it comes to peptides or TRT, one plus one is four. Cool. Yeah, whatever you want. Don't do it. To put that into context, like, you know, of course, there's going to be one doctor out of ten. Just like, you know, when you see a toothpaste commercial, one out of ten dentists don't recommend fucking toothpaste. We've got to be. Like, so, Brian just found a guy with a mustache. Yeah. I go, I go, just send that. I go, I go, interesting. And Brandon goes, yeah, send that to Brigham who has a ton of research on BBC 157 or listen to that dork who looks like shit. Just comes at me. Then Nick goes, remember, there's one out of ten dentists that don't recommend toothpaste. Ha, ha, ha. I go, well, what are you going by? I go, what evidence are you going by besides the anecdote? Like, how do you know this shit works? Which fair? Because I've been training at Ohio over 15 years and I've used everything and it's 100% worse for me. I guess listen to that guy, though. This is Brennan. Or wait, for more studies when you're 85 and dying to find out how it works. I go, oh, so you're the case study. Right, so because you feel like it works a lot? I don't sell it, B. I don't give a shit if you use it. LOL. That's me, no, he's mad. I have no skin in the game, buddy. Do it or don't do it. Listen to the medical peeps, whatever. I go, but what are you going by? I'm just asking. Like, how do you actually know this isn't all hearsay and bullshit? I go by being 42 and jacked if you do 225 40 times. Again, listen to the skinny medical experts. Freaking out. And I read a long fucking thing. Oh, dude. It was so good. And it just went on. And then, you know, it gets back because Brian's like, yeah, my wife just ordered a bunch of BBC 157, man. And I go, cool. She has something coming up. Who gives a fuck? By the way, Nick is sending me all kinds of stuff from Chet. Yeah, he's sending like... And then I'm sending him stuff back. You got me. It was so good. I'm glad you're on it. This is your first week? Yeah, my first week. All right. Now, are you injecting it directly in your nose? Because your nose looks massive. Well, my nose seems to grow. Now, my nose seems... And that bothers me. Because I look back only seven years ago. You had a smaller nose? My nose was rather pointy, yeah. And somehow it just keeps becoming more bulbous. And I don't want a bulbous fucking nose. Yeah, you're a hunker. And that's the way it is. But I am on test now. I do, I'm doing 80 milligrams, so low dose. Every other day? Yeah, every other day. I look forward to it. You're on 0.2 every, not 80. Not 80. No, no. 0.2. He'd be the biggest in the positive. Yeah, we have a friend who is misdosing. you laughed so hard it's a good buddy ours who was doing i never laughed so hard in someone's face before his test was that well he was taking almost like a vial a week oh wow yeah and he was like what it's not that much and he showed me his his testosterone level and it was like 2000 35 000 nanograms per deciliter yeah it was crazy and i was like you're gonna kill yourself Because his back was all broken out. And not to be a dick, but he didn't get any bigger, which was... Yeah, that's a bummer. That's when you know... It wasn't a big... Some people are not hyper... Responders. Responders. Yeah. But also, if you're just taking... To get your level like 800, 900, or 1,000, you're not going to put on math. You just want... Health-wise, you want... If you're my age... Energy. Yeah. You want your free... You want to be able to use it. You want to have to... Yeah, you don't want to wake up and have to worry about the weather. You know? like you like i'm sick of that for you when you wake up and you turn on fucking the news and make sure there's not a gust of wind there's not a gust of wind well i'll tell you this i was we did started doing emom and we were working out and and daddy pulled a little muscle in his back like in my lat and my buddy tyson who's over at archetype said hey hey hey baba you're in an age where you gotta warm up before you fucking work out oh yeah oh yeah like yeah you're right you're Dude, speaking of rage bait, like, because I thought I was unrage baitable. Yeah. And I said that to my, I made the mistake of telling my girl that last week. And she's like, no, you're rage baitable. And I'm like, no, you never get me. So she watches me do my hour over the weekend. I did, I did. Where were you at? In San Antonio? In San Antonio. And she goes, no, the material is good, but like, you shouldn't wear those black pants. It just shows how small your calves are. I just couldn't, I couldn't focus on the material. I just couldn't stop staring at your legs. You're growing crazy. And I fucking freaked the fuck out. It was like an ice cream cone. Oh, dude. I love her for that. That's the second time she goes, ice cream cone body. I love her for that. She got me bad. And I was like, no, no, my calves are. And I actually measured my calves after that. That's how bad she got me. I told you, I can get you. I'm in the closet with my wife. And I go. What? What? You're standing there in the closet. Well, she was getting changed. finally comes out I knew you were a cut all I said right so I was in the closet to give her two people right my wife is like one of the things about her Tyrone comes over yeah she puts on muscles I love when she's like kind of strong you like a muscle mom she's just fucking gotta blow out every situation I love it and I said to her but she's she had her you know she the kids and she's tired she's thinner right now she's thinner so I go I looked at her and I made the mistake of saying you look thin I'd like maybe eat a little both of you yeah Yeah. Yeah. And so. You both look like Nightmare Before Christmas. She goes, whatever, and kind of walks in the closet. I'm like, I'm not saying, you know, you don't want to, you know, you're beautiful. I know. And then she looks at me and she goes, your face is gray. And your nose is huge. And you have no hair. You don't hear me say that. You hear her feelings. I was like, what do I do with my, I was like, oh, God. You didn't care though. No. That's not going to get you. I don't give a fuck. You guys are both thin though. Yeah, can't have it. No, Brian's the most rage-baitable person you'll ever meet in your life. Yeah. Like, you just have to say something about him right before he goes on stage. It's not about me. And he will address it. It's about, like, just the world. And I'll be like, what the fuck? Ready to get you going. This isn't a rage-baiting, but I won't say what podcast it is because I don't want people to hit him up. But there's certain things that just trigger me. I was listening to this guy talk, and I like the guy. And it's just, if you say this word, you've got to get on my foxhole. You're not on the team. Yeah. When people refer to their wives or husbands as my partner. When someone goes, my partner, I go, get out. Do you also, can I get the fuck out? When Joanna was pregnant, did you say we're pregnant? Never in my life. That's so gross. Gay. And then if you're a man and you refer to your wife as my partner. Yep. Oh, yep. Well, you're a gay dude. Yep. It just drives me. I don't know what it is. There's an actor I know who also said this when I met him. And great guy. Very talented. Wonderful person. but he said, so I'm her guy. He goes, you know, what's her name? I go, yeah, he goes, I'm her guy. And I went, hey, bro. Yeah, yeah. That's my girl. Oh, man. That's just like, I mean, so what is that? What's going on? Is that a guy? I think he's just such a soft, like feminine. No, it's more, he's just not, I just don't quite, I'm like, are you with us or are you against us? He's not on our team, right? You can't be my foxhole. Yeah. The only thing that rages me more than that is you ever been talking to someone and they just talk about whoever is in their life, like you also know them. Again, I was talking to Denise about it. I'm like, who the fuck is Denise? It'll be like their wife, and they just start mentioning it. I don't know the person. Yeah, you know, Marshall says that. Who the fuck is Marshall? Don't just say that. I don't know that fucking guy. Last night it popped off because Joanna's aunt's staying with us. Yeah. Her English isn't great, but, you know, it's not terrible. How's your Spanish? Awful. I speak no Spanish. but we're all the kids are how long have you been together you don't speak Spanish you'll never you just gave what am I going to pick it up in my mid 30 well yeah well no but no I'm in America I speak English right so we're around the dinner table and they're talking dude for an hour the entire conversation in Spanish I'm just staring at the wall and finally go well fuck me I'm just going to sit here and stare at the fucking wall while you guys have a great dinner yeah it's just Spanish Spanish Spanish After 45 minutes, I'm like, I feel disrespectful. A little bit, right? A little bit. I have no clue what they're talking about. I'm completely left out. Nothing. So I'm like, oh, you just, I should go eat in another room. What I'm going to do, no, no. Are we enjoying the food I bought? You're going to go figure out a way to pay for your house and all the bills. And y'all can't speak the only language I speak? Is that not crazy? Dude. Yeah. So from the Bronx, your options are Italian girls, Puerto Rican girls, Dominican girls. I've dated Latin girls. That's a good problem. Those are good options. But I've dated Latin girls since I was a teenager. So you said that. The worst, though, because that's happened so many fucking times. The worst, though, like I remember my ex had her family were for my birthday party, but they're all from Argentina. So they're all just talking. The worst is when you hear your name in it and they start laughing. they'll be like, da-da-da-da-da, neek. And you're like, what the fuck did you just say to me? Right. No, my mother-in-law lives with us, so I can tell when they're talking shit. I don't know what they're saying, but I know, you know? Well, because you're the ogre, you're the big man, and everything has to be around you. Yeah. What I freak out about is that people will inevitably take my clothing and wash it and then dry and shrink it. And I don't know why. I spend a lot of money. That drives me nuts. I go nuts. I go. Wait, what? when I when somebody takes a pair of jeans like my favorite pair of jeans or whatever it might be that don't need to be washed don't need to be washed they think they're dirty they're not and they correct and they wash them and they dry them hard and they ruin them and I can't wear them yep I lose my fucking shit yep it's always somebody and then I throw what's called a tantrum yeah a tantrum yeah then you apologize like 30 minutes later I apologize yeah but I I lose my mind I'll do that I lose my mind Is this fair to say you go two weeks without washing jeans? Correct. Two weeks? Two months? Yeah. Two months is crazy. They're jeans. Yeah, the jeans. Two months? That's how you break them in. Yeah. I'm not washing my fucking jeans. That's fair. It's like a jacket. I ain't washing them. No. Jacket, no. Jacket's crazy. No. But jeans, two weeks. No, no. My father, when he was living. Or never. When we were living overseas, my father was a banker and had to wear a suit all the time. and when you were overseas if you were back in the day if you were in Pakistan if you were in India if you were somewhere like that people would work labor was rather cheap and so you would hire local labor the company would hire you somebody to watch the house somebody to do things like that and a woman was there and she washed all my father's suits and your dad's a big boy Well, she just washed it like regular laundry. She took all his suits, this is in the 70s, and washed them on a hot cycle and then dried them all. What is this? Your dad must look like Michael Buble with those tights. My father committed murder. My dad killed her and put her down the river, and nobody noticed because she was poor. And that's Pakistan. It was just one of those things where it's like, what in the fuck is going on? Or if Joe and her mom sometimes, you know, I'll leave certain stuff out and if they put it somewhere and I can't find it. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Isn't it funny how little things like that? I think it's because there's a lot going on in life and it's just a lot. And then I can't spend my time looking around for my charger. In my house. That was moved. Yeah, it means. And I need my charger because I'm trying to get other things done. So I can't spend 20 minutes looking for my charger. I'm also, I don't know if you're the same way as me. I'm messy, but there's organization to my mess. Oh, 100%. I know where everything's at. And then your girl will be like, oh, I cleaned it up for you. You're like, now I know where fucking nothing is. You fucked me. Yeah. My mother, my mother would do things like this. And she would, I would look for my car keys because I have to go get my car keys. And my mother would go, oh, I have them in my robe. And I'd go, okay, now, before I burn the house down, okay. Before I hit you, mother. And yes, and put hands on my own mother right now. If I put this warm hand to your stupid face, mother, why do you have my feet? Before I commit a biblical sin and put my hands on you here. I was like why did you do this Because I didn't want you to leave without talking to me first I have some No but in other words she had errands For me to run I've been looking For my keys You gotta let me know that I lost my mind So The point is sometimes you're allowed to hit your mom Is that the point? That's the point Alright let's take a little break here Let me tell you about one of my favorite movies I've seen it in a hot second. My family watched it twice. Dude, this film is rated R. You can get it now on digital. 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Oh, no. She'll take her slipper and whack the shit. And guess what? Those kids, but you in California, it's like, you have your space, I have my space, I'm here to talk. Fuck off. And those kids, the kids that you do that to are in therapy, they're the most fucked up. You know who's not fucked up? The Latin kids. Well, no. They're great. You never hear them talk about depression and shit. No, no. They're all good. I'm a tiny, I got hit with fucking, you name it in the house. Me too. And it starts with the word the. Me too. I got hit with it. My mother used to use and a belt. Oh, you know the worst is one in the belt. They have tricks to make you fucking intimidated. I was going to show you this today. What's this? I'm going to send you the two part. This is the two parter. I totally forgot to send this to Jim. So I was at Kill Tony this weekend. Oh, yeah, this guy got in a fight with this same guy fought Luis J. Gomez. Wait, hold on. Yeah, Kill Tony at the mothership. No. So the fun thing about Kill Tony, I decided it would be fun to just like try and get on. just to try a new minute on there. I didn't get on. But when you go there... Where's the venue? It's at Shakespeare's, which is right on 6th. So you wait over on Shakespeare's, and then if you get called, they bring you over to the mothership. There's 300 people waiting in a room together. Oh, wow. And for our stand-up comedians, 80% are homeless people. Oh, wow. And 20% are make-a-wish people who think that if they get on, it's going to start their comedy career. So you're just there with the seven people you know. So how's Tony Piggy? It can't be random if there's a bunch of homeless people. It's random, but, I mean, you ever seen the show? Not in a long time. There's not a lot of comedians that actually make it on, because they're all sitting around. I'm at a table with the only people I've ever seen do stand-up in Austin, and we're just watching crazy people like a guy with a dog or a fucking... You can also tell when someone's a comic by their outfit. Like if they're wearing shorts and a cardigan, this guy's never done stand-up before. Yeah. And people, it's all a bunch of crazy people getting super fucked up. So this is at the Kill Tony like waiting room? So this is in the waiting room. Okay, so I just got the ones at, is that fine, Nick? This guy had the worst day ever. Let me see it. Which one is he? The guy who just got, who's getting, him? he fought the guy with the fro and did the guy with the fro win uh so what happened was he swung got ducked under that other guy who looked dirty came up threw an uppercut only got him with his wrist but he went down what's his deal and so that's it is the guy just crazy did he cause problems or what well at first I felt bad for him because it gets worse oh really I thought that was it I was like well that was a terrible video, Nicholas. He comes back? Wow, that guy's afro's insane. The best part of this video is, you'll see it. At some point, our boy Jay Wedgen's in it. Love Jay. I love Jay. Do I know Jay? No, he's great. We gotta get him on. So, what's happening here? He's getting... Now they're grabbing him by the afro and throwing him down the staircase. Okay. Why? Wait, is the guy with the fro the problem? Yes. Oh, gotcha. He's the same dude that fought Louis J. Gomez outside the creek in the cave. Why? There wasn't really any fighting, but there was a square off. I feel like Louis would beat his ass. Yeah. Oh, he's getting really... But the guy doesn't seem crazy. I mean, his hair says he's crazy. He started two fights in two days. No, that's the same night. Yeah. That's within 20 minutes of each other. Oh, same night? Yeah. So he's probably fired up, leaves here, runs in Louis J. Gomez. Goes to the creek, and Luis J. Gomez is not someone who's ever going to back down from a fight. He's down to fight. If you go back in the video, you could actually see Jay Legend walk up. Well, what did Jay do? Let me see the Luis J. Gomez one. The Jay part's very funny. Oh, here's a second. Give me a second. I assume there's Shakir yet to kill Tony waiting room. No. No. Watch when he gets... yeah that's the same video we just watched but you get to watch Jay Legend I cried laughing when I saw him and does Tony know this is going on Tony has no idea you can hear him you can hear Tony just talking about Ari Maddy in the background watch right there pause you see Jay Legend with a sword in the middle of a fight Where is he? Do you see the sword? That's Jay Legend holding a sword. That's how crazy Kiltona gets. There's an Excalibur sword in the middle. What was he going to do with the sword? I don't know. Fuck somebody up. Stab somebody. Let me see the Louis J. Gomez one. Louis J. Gomez is not. He's been training, and he definitely doesn't step down. But I got to give this guy credit. This guy was ready to fight anybody. Oh, shit. low kicks but why are they fighting he made a problem at Lewis' show at Creek in the Cave I love that Lewis is down to do this Lewis will square up with anybody why is he backing off good for Lewis he's got that philly shells torn up uh no is that a stance uh no if his arm was no no no please don't call that philly shells so disrespectful please don't it's more of a kung fu yeah that's that's an anime stance he's not away he's not well this guy yeah Do you want me to say so? No. No. And now it's all just talk. Yeah, the rest is just talk. Because Lewis was down to fight, and he's like, oh, fuck this. Yeah. But he got two good leg kicks on Lewis. I don't know if he knew what leg kicks were. They're like low kicks. Yeah. That gets that shit crazy. He's just not well. So will he be banned from the... I would imagine. They're going to give him a golden ticket. Yeah. He's going to be performing at Mass Square Garden now? like what they gotta figure that out that ain't good that was my second time trying to go over to the Kill Tony thing and the second time I've seen a brawl break out it's that makes sense though you got a bunch of mischief you know a bunch of misfits so if you're all entertainment and all of them cause a real comic wouldn't do that no all the real comics sat at a table just watching they're like what are we doing except for Jay Legend who is very funny who walked into the middle to break it up with a sword that's hilarious he's so funny is he Yeah, Jay Leonard. I love Jay. Do I, what did I know him? He's a fucking talented. Where's he from? Are he a legend? He's from, I think he's from Atlanta. Great fucking name. Oh, yeah, dude. Jay's great, man. Jay's. I think he's from Atlanta. Yeah. I've never met that guy. Is he from Detroit or Atlanta? I don't know. He's just smart. He looks a little bit like KSI, right? He's just smart. I think he's just black. He's just one of the smart guys. You're like, it might be Micah Parsons. Could be that. Yeah. Like I said, Dave Chappelle? Yeah. He's a special dude. That's funny. You ever seen Miles Johnson do stand-up? He's another one. No. Jimmy Moynihan, some of those guys. Oh, you know who I fought the fight? It was Tony Rock. Oh, he's great. The best. I love Tony. And I was like, I wonder if he'll remember me. I haven't seen him in years. And he's like, Shawl. I'm like, oh, thank God. Yeah, bro. Yeah, he's great. This might be a hot take. Tony might be the funniest of all the Rock Brothers when it comes down to like I spent that for 10 years just a straight kill have you ever had to follow? nah thank god right now Tony's a killer monster yeah bro Chris Rock is the most prolific out of the Rock Brothers yeah but Tony's but Tony's so talented so fucking talented he's the real deal dude I've I mean Joey Diaz close second I've never seen anybody crush harder in the main room really? ever ever ever ever every time ever every single time there's a lot of rock brothers there's jordan rock who's my age is that right yeah and he made a funny video a while back of him rolling up to will smith at a uh and then realizing because unlike tony uh jordan rock is probably five foot seven 114 pounds and then realizing how much he couldn't do about it yeah i didn't i didn't know there were so many rocks there's a lot of them they're like the waynes yeah there's a ton of waynes Yeah, there's Jordan. Jordan Rock. And he's the young one. He's a little older than me. Yeah. Damn, there's Brian Rock, Kenny Rock, Jordan Rock, Charles Rock, Andre Rock, Chris Rock, Tony Rock. Some families are just funny. Yeah. This is just a funny fucking family. Yeah, they're all great. That's funny, man. Six boys, by the way. the brothers just fucking Chris Rock the Chris Rock right yeah but I'd say Jordan I mean Tony out of all the Rock brothers when it comes to just being a straight killer I'm not going to say he has more prolific material well but he's just never stopped writing never stopped performing he's just you know Chris stopped doing stand up you know he doesn't do stand up a lot he did a lot of movies he does a lot of movies no Chris does stand up now a lot yeah he does but he went to a long period to Brian's point He went straight Hollywood for a little bit. Well, the thing about Chris stays in it. People don't know. He'll go down to the cellar all the time on a regular basis, but he'll go down there, and what's different about when you see him at the cellar versus at, like, an arena, he's literally reading out of a notebook, not in the Chris Rock voice. Yeah, Chris had, but the thing is, what solidified Chris as a great comic was Bigger, Blacker, Blacker, Balder, right? Whatever it's called. Probably one of the best specials of all time. And then the next one. But after that, it wasn't as though there was these earth-shattering, all due respect, he's great. Well, he did movies. He had new movies. Right. He's very talented. That might be one of my favorite specials of all time. He's a savage. He's a great writer. He writes on a bunch of... That was 30 years ago, Bob. That was... How long... What year was that? 1999. July 1999. 1999. Yeah, there you go. You ever heard the story about him and he met Martin Lawrence? Chris Rock? Yeah. Because apparently... Martin Lawrence was a beast. So he didn't know that. You want to talk about a Beast comic? Yeah. Holy shit. So he basically was a big deal. Chris was crushing it in New York and thought he was like, he's like, I thought I was hot shit. And I went on the road, went to D.C. And they're like, this guy, Martin's going to host for you. And he goes, I'm in the green room. And I start hearing a noise coming from the room that I've never heard before. And he's like, I'm the cockiest I've ever been at this point. And he goes, I got, he's like, I had to go out there and see. We thought, he's like, is there a fight going on out there? and he goes, I walked out there and never seen someone kill so hard and get I got humbled by the host. Martin Lawrence is so prodigiously talented. He's like, I mean, his comedy was good. The other guy stopped doing it. He's coming back to it now, but Hollywood, he got super I mean, super famous. Yeah, and he went a little crazy, a little, had a tough time. His fame, the guy like that I feel is such an artist and what got him there was the struggle and then all of a sudden you take the struggle away and it's like, I don't know. Speaking of funny kids, his son or his daughter is having a kid with... His daughter is married and having a kid with Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy's kid. That's crazy. That's two comedy legends. Are we going to not talk about Epstein? Yeah. Did you watch that guy in Rogan? I watched a little of it. What was your take? Mike Benz. You know, he knows his shit. I talked to Rogan yesterday about it. He knows his shit, and he was just like, because Rogan was asked about Pizzagate. He goes, that's a bad day to be a Pizzagate denier. I'll say that. And Rogan's like, why? He's like, listen, I'm not going to entertain, like, all the, you know, all the hoopla with the Pizzagate stuff. He's like, but if you look through whatever the three million pages, there's so many references to kids and then, you know, pizza, hot dog, like, the language we all know about. He's like, so take that what you want. He's like, we have the three million files. There's so many references to pizza. What do you take from all of it? What I take is, thank God you're so bad at self-promotion because you're the only comic he didn't come see at the Palm Beach Improv. Yeah, yeah. And I did the Palm Beach Improv all the time. One of my favorite rooms sold out all the time. Yeah, because in the file there was three comedians that we know of that he went to go see. So Whitney, Mark Maron, and Nick DiPaolo. And Bolt, he tried to set up a hang with Mark and with Nick. Nick politely declines, and Mark also declines, but hung out, I guess, with Woody Allen. Yeah, but so... Because Woody Allen and Epstein came to his show. Really? Mm-hmm. Because nobody knew at that point. No. So the thing about Epstein... That's why, thank God, you were not a good self-promoter. Yeah. Yeah. Because you always bring rich, random people into the fucking green room. I would have came into the green room and he'd be like, oh, meet Jeff. I was like, I don't get it. I've got to play his island. He's on his island, bro. You know what I mean? He would have showed up with a bunch of beautiful women. You're fucked. You would have brought him in the green room so quick. So fast. Everybody would have just had some military experience into the green room. Yeah, every guy. Every guy would have brought him. I did a year and I'm ready to get in here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh look I fucked up You know what I mean Like this guy looks like a good time Yeah Oh hey Look at all the girls the girls He wouldn Everybody would be like oh bro He doesn show up with girls You can bring six of these No, no, no. He's not doing that, brother. That's not what he does. He doesn't show up with a bunch of hot girls. Well, when he said 10s, he means years old. He would always be with girls. Would he? No, no, no. Not that. Like, you know, his thing would go. What would he do? I wouldn't have had some random guy coming to my. No, there's no way. Unless he was. We both been on the road. I've been on the road. Why would I have that guy? I know I met this guy at the restaurant last night. Why would I have that guy? Some guy, like, why? If he was a Delta Force guy with big muscles, obviously. You know what, that's fair. If he's an MMA fighter, of course. But if he said he was rich or a billionaire, how many billionaires does Brian know? But you wouldn't know he's a billionaire. There's only 10 in the world. You wouldn't know he's a billionaire. Brian knows some. I actually have always been. No, I'm wary of that shit. I've always been wary of that. I'm very wary of that I don't fuck with that I never have I think it would have been a problem I don't trust that stuff when I hear if you said this guy's a billionaire if you said this guy's a billionaire because I've had this happen to me actually he owns a bunch of stuff I always just go I don't trust that because I don't my experience with those guys think about the guys he's conned Think about the politicians. Smart people. Dude, smart people. This guy, here's my take. You don't think you could squeeze into your green room at the Palm Beach Inn? Tell me. Tell me. If you brought Woody Allen, though, would you have brought? Of course. Woody Allen? I don't buy all the allegations. I looked into all that. I don't buy any of it. No, I've never looked into it. I think it's all bullshit with Woody Allen. I think he got completely fucking railroaded. Hot take. Not a hot take. Woody Allen? Yeah, it's the worst take. Well, no, he definitely married the daughter. Yeah, but he didn't know her, but she was also 25, 30. Yeah, he was super young. 30? A full-grown woman. Not when they met. Yeah, they were. Bring it up, Chin. No, that was his daughter. Yeah. Yeah, but it wasn't his daughter. It was Mia Farrow's adopted kid that he never lived with and had never been any time. And he was in a bad divorce with her, so. It's weird. It's a little weird. I'm going to sound dumb right now. You can't do that. You don't want to defend Woody Allen. You can't do that without... No, I defend him. No, I do. She's a scumbag. She's a terrible person. Have you looked into her? Have you looked into her? I don't even know me if I was. Have you ever seen how many kids that she adopted committed suicide? What she's been accused of by her own children? The fact that he was cleared by two investigations? This was a... Look, this is the bottom line. She dated... Hey, Woody. you can't date your ex's stepdaughter she's going to go nuclear and that's what she did she's oh by the way i should remind everybody if you look at the thing with mia farrow they said through alan dershowitz give us i think 20 million dollars and we will go away oh wait so wait wait a minute so there's a price there's a price to molest your daughter is that what you're saying so if you knew somebody had done something to your daughter really you and wait but they said We'll give you $20 million to shut up. Would you shut up? I would never shut up. There's no monetary value on that. No. Fuck you. You're going to jail and I'm scorching the earth. Any parent would do that. No, she didn't. Look it up. Look it up. Alistair Boswick did a whole thing on this. Look at the court. Oh, no. Give us $20 million and we'll go away. And Woody Allen said, no. No fucking way. I'm not paying hush money for something I didn't do. You can't date your stepdaughter. But we shouldn't be. Let's move on from that. She's also 21. By the way, though, you can't do that. No, we don't want to defend that, Bubba. You can't. I'm trying to help you out here. You don't want to defend that. You can't do that. That's frowned upon in most cultures. Well, it's not that it's frowned upon in most cultures. Don't do that to your ex-wife because you can't do that. I agree with you. Don't bang your friend's girl. Here, a couple things. Don't bang your friend's girl. don't have sex with the your ex-wife's stepdaughter. You can't do that. Yeah, you're a piece of shit. Now, by the way, they're still married. Got a bunch of kids. Bottom line is Even if he didn't know her from her when she was a kid, that's still such a derby. Yeah, he never met her. You know, he never, it is, but it is. But listen, I don't want to get into that. Fuck all that. What I'm trying to say is this. What were you about to say about the Epstein thing? So my thing with Epstein is this. I haven't done a deep dive in any of this shit my thing about all this is like oh wait this dude was good at helping you cheat on your taxes he had something about that second of all he probably went oh wait nerds want to get laid and they cheat on their wives no matter how rich and powerful they are here's a plane and a fucking island So what about all the young kids? Overall, it sounds like he was a pimp to nerds. What about the young kid, though? He had a penchant for like 14, 15, 16 years old. And so did some others. Well, there's a lot of emails. We don't know yet. There's an email saying, really enjoyed that young, the nine-year-old, what was it, nine-year-old Brazilian? What? Yeah. And there's massages on his kids and shit. Wait, where'd that come? They said, really enjoyed the young one today. Who said that? It's all in the files. What? There's a bunch of talk about kids. That's where it gets weird. No. So here's the problem. Here's the problem. This is why if you're featured in the Epstein files for so long, it's not that you're trying to get laid. It's because, hold on, let me see this for a second. It's because this guy was fucking with 14-year-olds. Okay? So sorry. There's some 9-year-olds in there. Yeah, there's even younger. I'll go to chat after this. She was 14, guys. Can you get the right... Oh, no, there's just one example. Dude, there's just so many. yeah right i mean come on she was 14. what is your take what the fuck is going on woody allen woody allen's a very different story woody allen's it's weird you're dating your steps on it's still legal i i'm with you sure it's sure when frowned upon is what i'm saying though of course but don't you can't compare his his terrible take taken taste on a 21 year old if you're fucking with kids you are it's over. All of it's fucking weird. No, what's not weird is really powerful men like Bill Gates going to an island and cheating on their wives. That ain't weird. That's been going on forever. He denied all of it today. What I'm saying is that for the most part it looks like that was the operation here, right? It was a brawl basically. He was a worker for Mossad. and what happened is that's what we're getting right that's basically what's happening and people wonder how did he get so rich and it's kind of easy for if you're working for the country itself for them to be embezzling money and laundering money so he was basically just technically a pawn for them to basically get because you can't just hire Bill Clinton I think Coffee Zola was talking about this where he was like you can't just hire Bill Clinton You can't just hire these people. So what he did was get dirt on them. Get them. Now you're in a room. Yeah. Now you're. We don't. Like, I'm not going to say whether I know or don't know if they showed up there knowing it was a kid. Like, some of them, it seems like they knew. Bill Clinton, if you go. You know it's a 14-year-old. Listen. No, no, no. I'm not saying. Like, they showed up to the island going. They probably thought there was going to be girls. Like, this guy party. Like, they don't know about them. Right. The one time, I get it. One time, they'd probably get me. But when you go back. Like Bill Gates and Bill Clinton, when you're there 20 times, like, but, but, but, but, hey, hey, hey, can I give you, can I give you just a little take as a guy in New York? I wasn't in the scene. I wasn't famous. But I saw, I saw, like, you would see this is how things worked in New York City. If you were a famous athlete, if you were a fucking big time financier, if you were, had any celebrity, all those modeling agencies. were essentially a conduit. Raffles, yeah. It's not even that they were just really hot. And you got into clubs and you met those guys. Yes. And there was a whole arrangement. I mean, there's different men. Oh, by the way, here's the other thing nobody talks about. And I love it. But I'm a little older. When you were a 16-year-old model, my wife was a big model, my first wife. She went to New York, I think when she was 13, because there was so much money to be made. Hey, parents, do better. Okay. No, her parents were awesome, but her mom would be there with her. Her mom would be there because she knew. But please understand that those stories, I'm sure, by the time you're 13, by the time you're 16 back then in the 90s, 80s, 90s. And let me tell you something. You think those clubs were looking at IDs? Here's my fake ID. They would provide you with one. I can actually say that for a fact. I know girls that they're models that in New York City, the clubs would actually employ them. So what they would do is actually give them room and board to just, that was their job, is to show up to the clubs and be just a hot girl at the club. I'm hoping nothing I'm saying. When I met my first wife, they called her the Iron Door. Like somebody said, that's the Iron Door. No, it's not that door. It was pretty cool. That's a hot nickname. It's a hot nickname because you're not getting in, right? the point is that there was a world when you were a top model in New York you immediately were in that elite circle of the most powerful men in the world Hamptons, parties at the Hamptons and again but why are they there? you think they're there to talk business? no, it's all sex no, you're just shocking me off but by the way, please understand if you think that 15 and 16 year old models who were who were also on the cover of this that and the other thing people like Kate Moss do you think back in the 90s anybody was checking ID do you think back in the 90s anybody was saying hey that girl like she's 15 I hate to tell everybody I hate to tell but the order of the day it was a creepy fucking area Calvin Klein's models were 15 and 16 dude it's like so Yeah, but this is 2000s, though, 2B. Even then, though. Even then, before, before. Here's what I will say. I'm not saying. I don't like this take either. I'm just telling you how it was. I'm not making excuses for it. I'm not making excuses for it. I'm saying. I don't know, but I'm going to bring two takes. When there's 12, 13, 14, I've been around. I'm not that old. If I went to a party and I see a fucking 12 girl. Just please. How about this? I kill her. I'm not going to be like, oh, man, she has a big guy. This is the time. No, what I'm trying to say is this. What I'm trying to say is this. Obviously, if you see a 13, 14, 15, get the 16. You'd be like, what the fuck are we doing here? Here's what I'm trying to say. I think they need that. Here's what I'm trying to say. The majority of those girls who were models, who came to New York as young as 13, who were supposed to be looked over, okay? I promise you, probably 50 to 60% of them have a story about how they were 16 dating a 32-year-old. How they were 16 dating a 45-year-old. You know why? Because it was fucking accepted. It's not the New York parties that are in question or the Palm Beach parties. It's what goes on on that island. That's where it gets me. No, I'm just trying to tell you guys that nobody's talking about the fact that this shit was so... Like, if anybody's surprised by this, I guess I was alive when it was happening. And I'm sure you could agree with, I heard Piers Morgan made a take where he said, pre-2008, he said, people didn't know because he wasn't, he was never charged. Yeah. So if you went there before that, they might have thought he was just a party. But after 2008, if you're still requesting to go to his islands after he just did time, in prison. Which, Sketchy does a five-year mandatory sentence on what he did. Yes. And he only did six months of probation, which is sketchy. There were 40 witnesses, most of them underage, about this guy. Like Elon Musk asking to go to the island afterwards, sketchy, right? Yeah, again, I don't know if those people... Elon didn't go to the island, I thought. He didn't. So that's the funny thing. They communicated, then Elon turned it down, right? I think his name is Mark Saylor, who's the guy with the Bitcoin guy. Yeah. Both of them were seen as not fun enough to come to the island. Which is funny because Stephen Hawking was allowed. These autistic weirdos are going to make this real awesome. He was probably looked at by most people back then as the guy who had the in with all the hottest girls in New York. That's how he marketed himself, right? For 2008, you could say that. If you get on the plane to the island... I don't know because also the people they're dealing with you mentioned anybody. Nobody has a problem getting chicks. Like, when I was single, and if he came here, like, hey, I got all these chicks, I'm like, yeah, I got chicks in LA, dude. Yeah. What are you talking about? So all the guys he found out, no one struggled with getting chicks. You know what I was saying? That's not a very good angle. That's actually a really good take, and here's why. Because if you're a billionaire, I've seen, because I've been to clubs in New York where it's even just millionaires, where there's actual, like, remember one time Leonardo DiCaprio, granted it's Leo, But this happens all the time with rich people. There was actually cattle calls for Leonardo DiCaprio where the club would find all the... Dude, I saw it with my own eye. That's why I'm not buying that they had to go to an island to get posted. No, no, no. So, no. Guys, you're missing it. You're missing it. The reason they go to an island is because they're married and already public and people are watching. You still don't have to do that. I think that's too much of a compound. But they did both, Bubba. They did both. They did both. I want to call my first wife right now and ask her I want to ask her one question when you were 16 was it hard to get into a club she was a big model but of course not she's got such an inside look on this stuff watch this but I don't think it's I was 16 year old to get in the club now I was not a hot 16 year old girl and I was able to get into New York City nightclubs at 16 years old That's what I'm saying, bro. And so guess what? But what's the argument be? People would go, oh, she must be in this club. Right? That's what would happen. Yeah, but what's that have to do with Epstein and trafficking young women? I'm just telling you that young women were trafficked as an order of the day back in the day. So, like, it's, again, don't be surprised that this shit was happening. Don't be surprised. It was, people weren't even talking about it. I'm not as surprised. I think it's fucked up. That it happened. I mean, because we've all been hearing about it for a while. but I will say the people that the fact that there's famous Prince like famous people Prince Andrew like the underage girl yeah and there's pictures of him with her which is like yes dude or Bill Clinton in the hot tub with a young girl like correct none of that's normal mhm like I don't well I'm trying to say to you Bob is back in the day I know you keep saying that back in the day even today it was socially accepted That's what nobody's talking about. What was socially accepted? What was socially accepted? Girls being in a club? So if you were 40 back then and you showed up with an 18-year-old and you walked into a room, that was socially acceptable. I'm going to say this. I think this is the case. If you were like some famous actor and you show up with a top model who happened to have been 16, 17, back in the day, in the 90s, I guarantee nobody said shit. You know what they said? Ah, they do it in Europe. I'm just telling you, that's how that shit went down, man. That's how that shit went down. And it's fucked up. I mean, to what you're saying, Jerry Seinfeld, what? How old was his girlfriend? Oh, there you go. She was 19. I think she was younger. And I'm not trying to defend what you're saying, because I'm like, I... Who's defending it? I'm not defending it. I'm telling you what happened. Yeah. I'm telling you, like, I'm not defending it. I'm telling you what was always going on. I'm telling you back in the day as crazy as it sounds to us we have all short memories I'm old enough to remember in the 90s you would see some famous dude in his 30s and he'd be with a girl and I don't know how old was she 17 and nobody batted a fucking eye and that's what I'm saying yeah I'm not as worried about like what they did in New York what they did in Palm Beach it's like the stuff that they did on the islands is like 13 14 fucked up yeah dude beyond yeah it's called pedophilia Yeah. It's beyond fucked up. But my thing, too, with the whole pedophilia. That's why you went to jail. Well, kind of. For a very short sentence. Yeah, well, that was the worst part about it. But with the whole pedophilia stuff, like, why are so many people in Hollywood in powerful positions so into fucking kids? What the fuck's wrong with them? That's what I don't understand. I have no idea. Do you know anyone who's like, dude, I don't know what it is. These kids. No. I would never. In your entire life, have you ever met someone who's into fucking kids? But I'd like to believe it's very rare still. Like, I'd like to believe it's very rare. I don't think so at that elite level. Why? There's too much. Look at all the young kids. But you also see so many people coming out. Like, how many people have talked about this for years? Nickelodeon kids. Mel Gibson talking about exactly this. And everyone just saw him as just like a fucking. That shit crazy. A batshit crazy. Mel Gibson shouted from the rooftops like, Hollywood elite's fucking into kids, man. And he's been saying it for years. In the 90s, the widest age gap between men and women in movies and in real life. How would you say that? Like, what was the biggest age gap? Well, you can look at Al Pacino now. Yeah, but at least those women are 30 or 25. That's a different thing I'm talking about. I'm talking about you had movies where the girl was 16, 17. Yeah, Clint Eastwood. And the guy was 30. All that shit. Clint Eastwood back in the day. All that shit, man. All that shit. in relationships. Yeah. The pizza game. That's weird, right? What's that? So like when someone, like the Woody Allen thing, like that's like morally. Well, we all go like this. We all go, oh, dude, like what are you trying to get back at your ex-wife? Like you can't do that. But when you see the emails, like I really enjoyed the young one last night. She was so, a naughty little girl. Like you're like, yo, what the fuck? Yeah, but all of us, his guys, if we, so if we found out that somebody we knew Let's be careful. Let's be careful. What? Okay. I didn't know where you were going with this. I'm about to leave. I can't be part of this. You guys have to, like, you guys are misconstruing what I'm saying. Did you hear that he was talking about that? Yeah, if you found that out, if you found out that one of us was dating a 16-year-old, he'd go, I'd kill you. What the fuck are you doing? If you showed up with an 18-year-old, if I showed up with an 18-year-old, you guys would be like yeah it's legal but dude it's fucking weird man come on like all right so see these don't work 39 years yeah but she was 30 it's fine it's also katherine zeta jones and hey yeah but she was 30 no this isn't gonna work yeah yeah uh there you go now uh no she was 22 he was 40? Yeah. Well, whatever Jerry Seinfeld was with that girl who was in high school. I'm pretty sure she was 18 or 19. She was still in high school. She was still a senior in high school. That's tough. If you're picking a girl from high school, you're a fucking... Well, no, but hold on. Let's watch this. Watch this. 17-year-old Shoshana Lonsby. There you go. Now, hold on. Hold on. When he was 38. So that's older than me with a high school girl now to my point thank you very much now shoshana lonson have you ever seen what she looked like she was so blown out it was crazy now what do you mean blown out she was like bring her up when she was 17 it was like my friend my friend was there and he was like man alive now she was seven brian i love you stop it no i'm saying i'm saying she was 17 she was 17 and he was 39 and what would happen right now we'd all be like are you out of your mind guess what nobody nobody batted an eye everybody it's a huge deal now oh oh i'm sorry but hold it hold it and what to my point everybody nobody said a thing not even the fucking not even the fucking um there's no social media though. I'm just saying, not the New York Times. Why didn't anybody say, excuse me, that's fucking weird. Because you had the biggest show in the 90s? Whatever. Whatever. Please explain why nobody was like, are you out of your fucking, my daughter's 17, dude. If I saw my daughter with a 40-year-old, you know, I would lose my shit. But nobody said that. She looks like a little girl. That's kind of crazy. Yeah. Yeah. as you could tell. Yeah. And that was the most beloved man in America and nobody batted a fucking eye. Well, he's getting a fucking torch for it now. Is he though? Yeah, online. Every time a Jerry Seinfeld video comes up, that's the whole comment section. So what I'm trying to say is I don't approve of it. I have a problem with it. Okay? I don't think it's a fucking... I think it's nuts. I understand why now we go, excuse me, that girl was not mentally or emotionally yeah but again when you reference it you're still talking about hollywood elite like celebrities oh no i'm in the real world oh no no no no in the real world it was 100 the norm in the real world girls were getting back in the day would get married at 16 to a 40 year old and that was all over the place now am i advocating for that no fucking no I'm not what I'm trying to say is that that shit was done all the time and when you saw girls who were 17 with a 40 year old in a club like Jerry Seinfeld and Lonstein whatever her name was nobody fucking batted an eye so you're saying with Epstein he was just doing what they did back in the day I'm not saying no Epstein had sex with 14 year olds so fuck that guy so take out the minors when they're 17, 18, 19 and then older or are you just saying he was doing what they were? I'm saying that there are more women than not who were models, who were in New York, who have a story about being 16 and dating a 40-year-old. And that's a fact. And you know why I know that? Saw it. All of us did. Nobody even talked about it, but it was like, well, I don't know. I don't know what's going on there. That was European. That was always the case. So what's the caveat to this? Like what is the – The caveat is I just think it's interesting that we have to have that conversation. And I think that it's really – it's a good thing now that we all go, hey, man, I don't think – and I think the reason we do that, I think now the reason we go, that's not right, is because it never really works out for the girl. Because the girl's 17, the guy's 40, and we know why the guy's – I think even back then, the majority of normal people said that ain't right. Back then, though, there was one caveat. Back then, it was usually the girl was married and she had a kid by then. She was 18, and then they were together forever. So somehow as a society, we all went, okay, that's kind of how that goes. Yeah, because that girl gets manipulated very easily. Yeah, but now in our world, when guys are just, when you see a dude who's 40 with a 17-year-old, are they together for their conversation? No. chances are you really don't see it though because it's illegal it's also illegal well 17 is actually legal I guess in some states if I look up we're 17 then there's parental stuff there's all kinds of weird shit in marriage don't say 17 18 no 17 in some states I think just Connecticut Bubba whatever the case it's still again you're talking to a guy with a 17 year old daughter that's young it's not young yeah no shit I don't condone any of it but I'm saying the better point would be 18 because 18 is legal everywhere. Yeah. So if you saw somebody with a 40 of... Wow, look at this. 16, 17, or 18. Hey, this is weird we're looking this up. Generally get flagged. I've been flagged most of the time. I'm not... This is not weird that we're looking it up. What I'm trying to say is that it's fucked up, and it was fucked up then. In Washington. It's fucked up now, and I'm saying... Hey, Washington, get it the fuck together. That's fucking weird. Yeah, there you go. That's fucking weird. I mean, isn't it weird? That's disgusting. And so I think what happened, though, is people go... Bro, 16 is a junior in high school. Did you think that was the case in this country? It is. That's nuts. I think what's legal and what's actually right is so far away from each other because that's disgusting. Well, I think it goes back to back in the day or something. I don't know, but, like, it was just... It was... I think, like... Shit, there's a lot, dude. I think my grandmother was literally married by the time she was 16. Like on my father's side, I think. Well, your grandmother was born, what, in the 18th? Yeah, in the, yeah. I mean, back in. You know, back then with like war and shit, they'd have a ton of time. Yeah. It was a different time. And the age, what did people live to like 60 back then? Like 24. I mean, Europe, you would see it all the time. 13 by age? Consent to have sex? Fuck. I wonder if it's for younger people to have sex with younger people. I don't know. I don't know. All of it makes me feel sick. But I'm just saying, it's a very fucking uncomfortable thing. I'm just saying, I love how everybody's now waking up to it. Wait, go back to New York. Thank God we're not as fucking weird as the rest of you guys. You guys are still fucked up with Mondani. He'll change that real fast. Have you seen him with that scene? Well, his mom had connection. Okay, I am not a Mondani fan. If you defend Madani, I swear to God, I'm leaving this place. I'm not a Mom Madani fan. I don't... I mean, everything he said, right? He's that guy who, in high school, ran as the class president, promising pizza parties, and you can't get pizza parties. Here's my ex. Let's just have a conversation with her about how fucked up that world was. No, we all know. We're all in agreeance, B. hello now you you were a big model in new york oh my god shut up i know but you were a big model in new york shut up and when how old were you when you first went to new york um i'm just going from paris um how old was i when i met you i was 26 when i met you so maybe i don't know 24 okay so did you know girls who were as young as 16 who were modeling in New York? Not New York, but overseas, yes. Overseas. And those, okay, and so it went in New York. We were talking about this Epstein thing, right? I was invited to that island. You were invited? Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, I was friendly with David Copperfield, and he was kind of in on it, so I remember when I was invited, and I was asked to bring six girls. Were they, how old were they? How old were they? It didn't matter. I was not given an age range. I did not go. Yeah, this one's great. I could smell that it was awful. But the FBI actually called me, remember, when they were investigating David? Hmm, it was weird. Yeah, I remember that very well, actually. Are you wearing a bathroom? No, I'm wearing my sweatshirt. What I'm trying to say is that New York was a messed up place for a long time. And there was a lot of... It was awesome. What's that? I mean, yeah, it was messed up. It was messed up. Well, when you were a young model like you, the whole world opened up, right? I mean, you basically had carte blanche everywhere, right? Yeah, sure. And the most powerful men in the world were always at those parties, right? Yeah, I called them checkbooks. You called them checkbooks. Yeah, and that's how, and there was, and with the modeling agencies, and you were with a big modeling agency, it was always, there was almost like this connection where when you guys had a runway show or whatever, all those men were there, and then there was a party, and that's how everybody would meet everybody, right? Yeah, they weren't really at the show, but at the parties, yeah. Mostly at Lotus Nightclub, that was a good one. The Lotus Nightclub? Lotus, yeah. Yeah. And so... I'm not giving anyone a job, but what's happening? No, we're on a podcast, but I was trying to say that New York back in the day was a... It was all sex for sale, it was all insanity. Mostly Europe. Mostly Europe. Because, like, when I lived in Milan, girls who weren't actually booking jobs would book a job in Dubai. And it would be, like, six of them at a time. And I remember I got jealous. Like, I was, like, I came into my booker and I was, like, I want to go to Dubai. And she was, like, you don't want to go to Dubai. You know, it's not actually. They just had dinners with a bunch of, like, sheiks or whatever. It was really awful. Yeah, just dinners. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you always were able to stay out of that because they called you the iron door. Crap. I remember that. I remember that. All right. I would only date people three times because on the third time you're kind of expected to have sex. So I would just be like, it's been grand. I know. Somehow you disgustingly got in. All right. Take it easy. All right. Hi, Amanda. Thank you very much. You're very welcome. I'm back. Yeah. We're not back, Clark. 24. She was never in America, right? Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. She just took my statement. My story and flat. Yeah, but she was, she was all, she got, how about that? I didn't know she got her fight to South Island. Like, you know. She was of age. She was 24. Also, fuck David Copperfield. She said he was really nice, actually. I mean, it was just, but I guess he got into trouble with some other stuff, allegedly, but got cleared. I don't know. But, yeah, I remember the FBI did call our house and wanted to talk to her about that. It was interesting. I've never been a fan of him. I don't know anything about the guy. I'm a big magic guy. Not a big fan. No. David Blaine, that's a magician. Yeah, he's a badass. Yeah, man, I don't know, guys. I guess that kind of... Nuked you. More Europe. No, never in New York. Never, right? Only you were up in weird shit would go down. Yeah. All right. All right, well. That's hilarious. You thought you'd call her to talk about Epstein while wearing a bathrobe. Yeah. What's this, Jim? I was thinking about Tom Donnie. Let me just clear that up. Yeah. Not a fan of his politics. I think he's a bullshit artist. I think he's a guy that's never worked an actual job in his life. As far as connection to Epstein, his mom's connected to Epstein. He lived in buildings owned by Epstein. but I can't I'm not going to guilt someone who isn't in it because he was a kid you know what I mean Epstein knew a lot of people who were like scientists and stuff like that so because you knew him doesn't mean you because you were in a picture with him doesn't mean you were everybody else just because his mom was close with him doesn't mean he benefits at all I don't know I'm not saying anything about that Epstein was close with a lot of academics he's probably just a picture That's it You know He became He became mayor of New York This guy This guy took a lot of pictures And he took a ton of pictures I will say this There's only a few 12 year olds I am not a fan of his at all But I can't Anybody who's in Epstein Files Post 2008 You a fucking dirt bag You a fucking scumbag Wait hold on Hold on Epstein was a dirtbag okay scumbag but but what if you didn know so post 2008 when you know that the most high profile guy in both new york city they didn't know hey come on they got team you i have a fucking i have a manager who would tell me if someone was a pedophile i'm a nobody no but that that case was sealed remember so most people didn't know until later that that whole thing remember the case was sealed it was thrown out so so you didn't we didn't have social media or google we didn't have that you see you weren't how are you going to find that out the fucking dude you know all of sudden he does this little spint keeps it hush hush now he's back in the fold he's back in the mix people people at that level talked i don't think anybody found out until like what 2016 when to get arrested. Wait, so you don't, you think the majority of people had no idea? I think most of them didn't have any idea at all. I think that's their halibut. How would they know? How would they know? Because people talk. Yeah, yeah. You think at that level those circles talk? Yeah, I do, but I don't, I don't know if, I don't know. Especially to get to the level most of those politicians are at and shit. Hold on. It's the same for Green. Unrace, following it, I'm trying to go, plead guilty. That's when that young girl stuff happened. Oh, he's wrestling in 2019. Yeah, I mean, I think a lot of people met him. So if you meet a guy like that, right, are you going to immediately go, I wonder if he has a criminal record. He's hanging out with all these people, right? I mean, so if I'm a high-profile guy, right? Yeah. I'm not. You know, I'm a comedian on Instagram. But I would want my team, if I am a high-profile guy, to do a background check on anybody who I'm going to be doing business with. Yes. Right? Especially invite you to a random island. But, yeah. That's, yeah. Who are you fucking? Peter Pan? So you think, oh, I see. That's literally the. You're saying people like Clinton and stuff had to have known. Yeah, dude. Yeah. When was Clinton on that plane? How many? Which time? Was he on that plane after 2008? Or was he on? Right. When he first was on there? Like Bill Gates and Clinton, those guys, I would imagine, have people that check these things out. Yeah. Yeah. So let's see when they were on it. See, early. 2002. Early. Before that. Interesting. But he went back multiple times. Was that? I know, but that was in 2002, 2003. But I'm saying he's probably one of those people that had shit happen to him. And what's crazy is if shit happened to him where you could get blackmailed, whatever, and you go back on your own free will, you know what's going on if you've been to the island. Right? So there's no justification for that. I'm saying, though, he went in 2002, 2003, Bill Clinton, because he was banging girls, you know, probably pros, right? That's, he got caught in 2008. But what we're learning is people on this island are doing shit that they know. The reason, I'm going to assume the reason why Bill Clinton didn't go to his New York penthouse is because what's going on on that island is obviously being used to do shit that you wouldn't be able to get away with in the States. no or you're just on an island where you can have sex where you can cheat on your wife and nobody's you can cheat on your wife in new york city right but you know i'm sure especially the magnitude i'm sure there was a whole way of getting away from all that when you're bill clinton and everybody's watching every move you make right that's what i'm trying to say like the lolita express whatever the fuck they called this plane it's like you can go to an island and get your freak on and that's That's why they went there. Lolita is from a book called Lolita by Navikov, which is about a nine-year-old girl. It's about a pedophile and a nine-year-old girl. It's a fucking red flag. That's why they called it Lolita Express. He didn't call it that, but I guess they, you know, the press. Okay. But here's the thing. So who, after 2008, who was hanging with him, you know? Well, Elon Musk tried to get to his island. He's, there's a, you got him, you got, there's a hefty amount of people who are trying to hang out with him. Yeah, my question is back then, was it, was it, is it possible they didn't know that he had been. That's what Elon Musk is trying to say? Yeah. What else would they say? What would you say? We're just, you got me. But my problem with this whole argument is you're talking about some of the most powerful, smart people in the world. You think they're that naive? They all go this island, just nobody knew? Oh, I think none of them would be dumb enough to be with a fucking pedophile. Dude, you know what happened. If you're Bill Gates, the highest profile person, Bill Clinton, and you know that a guy who did time as a pedophile has a party, would you go anywhere near that motherfucker? I think Bill Clinton would. That guy would rip side. You think he has morals? You think that guy's looking into it? I don't think he has morals. I'm saying from a purely... Then there's no social media. Dude, you know now from word of mouth that there's been two fights that killed Tony. These are just open mic comedians. And you're a high-profile comic in Austin. You don't think that high-profile people know what's going on in their circles? Absolutely. That's my thing. Yeah. Did he have a record, right, after this? So that would have to be something that you could look up in a background check. So, yeah, I don't know. I mean, that's indefensible. If they knew and you hung out with them, obviously, you know, that's indefensible. My guess is just because, not because they're good people, but because you'd be crazy to expose yourself to that. Just from a self-preservation point of view, none of them knew. That's what I would say, though. Right? Why would you ever... That's what I would say. I don't know. What? What do you mean? I would use that defense. I have no clue. I just came. I thought it was an island. I think he'd be persona non grata the minute anybody knew about that. Didn't Trump ban him from Mar-a-Lago? Yeah. I don't know if that's pre or post. Yeah, he might have. They might have. I'm sure the rumors were this guy's always with really young girls. either way he's a scumbag he's a fucking scumbag but what do you think so what's your take on this my take is really powerful people from all over the world it's not even just a US thing it's the elite of the elite like the people that said pizza gate was bullshit like those people like I used to call them crazy because I used to be like oh what a fucking I love a good conspiracy but when I would hear things like that I would be like okay that's people taking things to a crazy extent now I'm like there's there's proof of it in the emails like these people who are at the top level who these people in these circles talk they know each other right like billionaires especially if they're pedophiles they have to have somebody else cover for them if your taste is kids then you find other people whose taste is kids and it's weird that it's a lot of these really powerful people and it happens on all different levels i haven't followed this my question is this how many names are attached to kids not not women it's stuff to figure out that's what i'm saying like again because they'll use the name like bill yeah the blank out the rest of them having sex with you know bill whoever all these guys having sex with with women of age not surprising of course we know it's kind of crazy that's not news to me so trump's names in it a couple thousand times, Barack Obama's name's in a couple thousand times, they all sold out to Mossad, you know, because of all that shit. Some names in it more times than... But Joe Biden, not in it at all, sold out to Mossad just for the love of the game. Didn't get any perks. No perks. When you say sold out to Mossad, what do you mean? Like doing, like bidding for Israel and getting involved in shit over there that, you know, isn't Israel's like... You mean that's in all the emails? There's nothing about Joe Biden in there. Brian's like, what the fuck? He's like, I'm just going to fuck up the world for no fucking reason. I just haven't, I only get my information from people on Instagram when they talk about it, but I've been off Instagram. You've got to be on X. X is where all the drops happen. Yeah, that's where the news is. Yeah. I've been the past fucking, because my girl's out of town, so I've been home just watching Dragon Ball Z in the background with fucking, just watching all the drops on Twitter. And like the George H.W. Bush thing, fucking crazy. Yeah, explain that. fucking crazy like I from what it said in there it said that you want to pull it up what is it I don't want to misquote but what is that Georgia W I'll actually send it to you so you can pull it up I guess for me I just can't believe people are this fucked up I know I'm naive I just can't believe people are this fucked up and I can't believe they get away with it for so long like that's kind of what I'm saying I can't believe you think all those people didn't know I just can't believe that they knew and kept hanging out with them like I just can't understand that because I don't know anybody in my circle that would hang out with somebody but you know what I'm saying think about these scumbags that become politicians think Bill Clinton's a good guy tell me the guy he accused of rape in Arkansas that guy and then the guy gets his fucking noble office or Bill Gates piece of shit. You're talking about some real skunk bags. Read just the headline of this, right? So hold on. Where's this email from? Where's the headline? This is from the DOJ drop. The DOJ 3 million. And this is an email from to who to who. This is so dark. This is so dark. They redacted the names. Zoom in though, Jen, so we can read it. No, but they wanted to talk about the The title says, male Epstein victim was allegedly raped by President Bush and witnessed a baby being dismembered. Now, if something like that's happening, don't you think that maybe word gets around? You know what I mean? Rogan talked about this on the podcast, too. So while I was on this yacht, he witnessed African-American males having sex with white blind females, all of whom were bleeding during intercourse. He was a victim of type of ritualistic sacrifice in which his feet were cut with a scimitar, which is a curve. But left no scarring. Wow. On the yacht, he witnessed babies being dismembered, their intestines removed, and individuals eating the feces from his intestines. Hold on. He was also raped by George Bush 1. W is that. Are we? You know what I'm saying? I'm like, what is this? Who's saying this? Victim disclosed he was escorted to the FBI building by Michael Moore, who is the creator of The True Pundit, described by multiple online sources as a conspiracy-driven news website that attempts to paint the FBI in a bad light or has a criminal record as a result of the FBI investigation. Let me know if you want to discuss the former FBI agent. Oh, also, remember we talked about the cameras in Epstein's? Remember we talked about that? Yeah. So did you hear that it was there? I don't have the file. from it but do you know what 4chan is yeah so on 4chan after it happened right remember the cameras went out so on 4chan there was someone who said that they were there from that that said that they took epstein out of there that it was bullshit that he got killed wheeled out of there on 4chan they found out through doxing that it actually was someone who worked at the prison a corrections officer. So this is hard for me to... I have skeptical eyes, hippo eyes on this. This is from the actual documents from the DOJ. The drop. This is actual from them? Yeah. And are those confirmed? It sounds like somebody's saying this, right? But we don't know who it is. Like there's no... I don't know who's talking this way. Well, that's also my problem with the Epstein drop, which is really bothering me. Yeah, there's a lot of... They took everybody's statement, right? So hear me out. I think it's crazy that they're redacting names from this, right? So if you're someone who is... I think they have to. I don't know. These people have to be, you know, I'm sure there has to be, had to have been investigations into this. I hope there was investigations into this. Hopefully it was actually looked into seriously. We don't know. But the 4chan thing actually came back to someone who worked at the prison. Like, remember I told you that it's very unlikely that the cameras went out? that it was actually someone at the prison who witnessed it. That's wild. Yeah, I just, this is my problem with all this shit. Like, this is my problem with everything. There's a three million page dump. I don't know what the fuck was some crazy person saying something. It's meant to be that way. It's meant to be that way. I mean, just throwing shit, shit, shit. I don't know where to look. Yeah, so this is what they want. By them, who knows? But I'm just saying, this is what they want. So now you're like, what the fuck is going on? This is not even all the documents yet. No, of course not. So you have this eating babies intestines and all this stuff, and you're like, what the fuck? And then probably not true. It's so outlandish. Probably not true. George W. Bush raping people, and Epstein was raping this black guy, like you said there. So it's so far-fetched. And then so you're like, dude, this is all bullshit. But I guarantee you it's not all bullshit. So it's like these smokescreens. They want all this. That's how I. So then the public goes, I don't know what the fuck. I've asked so many people. And Trump goes, right? Yeah. I told you there's nothing there. Like, yeah, I guess. Yeah. I don't know what the fuck to do with this. Even the FBI is like, or all these guys are like, well, if we could find, you know, if there's something to prosecute, we'll go for it. But like, you know, it's like this, but there's so much, but there's a lot of people. It's like, what, where do we start? Well, Cash Patel with his fucking bug eyes lying under oath saying that there's nothing in there about underage kids. I don't know what's up with that. I think all of it caused confusion, so then eventually the public goes, and then there's actual people that raped and trafficked young women and boys, and it's so crazy. We just go, okay. It's also six, was it three million pages? Six million pages? Three million. Who's going to read three million? That's the great thing about AI. right now is AI's. Well, yeah, Chad, you'll go through it. There's some people like Coffeezilla, there's some people that this is their jam. They will go through it. Coffeezilla's been doing like exposés on what's like the top. He's good. We need to get him on. I want to hear his take on this. What's he saying about it? Well, he had a whole 20-minute long video about all the actual things that are verified. He's great at independent journalism. He's really good. That's how you need to listen to those guys like that who went through everything like, this is bullshit, this is real. But again, the mainstream's not going to do that. No. The CNN's going to go for the names listed who are on the right, and the Fox can go for the names listed. Well, they're not even really talking about it. They're still talking. I haven't heard anybody talking about it. Well, that's like... On the mainstream. I guarantee if I call my dad, my dad watches Fox News 24-7. Like, every time I go over his house, I'm all Fox News up forever. Coffee Zilla lives really close to us. Does he? Come on, man. San Antonio's close. Yeah. Let's get him on. That guy knows his shit. Yeah. I want to hear what he has to say about this. And my dad, watching Fox News all day, hears nothing about this shit. He just goes YouTube-y, though. That's how he makes a living. Yeah. He has, like, 20 million views on this. Speaking of the Epstein thing, did you have that video queued up? Yeah. So there's a kid on TikTok going viral right now because he's the kid. Did you ever see the video of the kid that swam to Epstein Island? Yeah. And videotaped it? I haven't seen it. So this kid went to Epstein's Island, took video of people, and three days after he posted the video, this happens. Since I posted this video of me sneaking onto Jeffrey Epstein's Island, every day since I've been home, there have been blacked-out Escalade trucks sitting outside of my house. I'm not sure what they want or who they are, but I'm posting this here now just in case anything happens. For all I know, this could be Jeffrey Epstein's friends. If I pissed anyone off, I apologize, and I want this all to be over. It's been just... That's scary. And watch the next video. There's two videos before, but this one's a good one. I'm about to try to confront one of the black SLA trucks sitting outside my house. There he is. He thinks he's so, so stupid. This has been days of them outside his house. I haven't tried confronting one of them yet, so I'm actually curious to see what's going to happen. I'm kind of nervous. I'm not going to lie. Look at him. He has no clue that I know he's here right now. No, he probably knows, but he doesn't care. Oh, my God, bro. Fuck that. Oh, okay. Fuck that. Him driving away just confirmed that they are watching me. I'm terrified. I'm not leaving my house anymore. I'm posting every day. Followers Day Up David. I'm about to try. Fuck that. Yeah, unless he's pulling it off as a stunt. Well, he actually went to the island. Yeah. Yeah. I think Brian seemed like he hit his friends driving a truck or something. Yeah, this looks like, again, I'm skeptical. I don't think this kid is a big enough player for anybody to worry about. He went to the island. Okay. Do you like break in or anything or just film the island? No, there's multiple people who have filmed on the island. Yeah. 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Because one of the drops had his name and password, and it hadn't been changed yet. Oh, really? Here's what I, here's what I believe. Here's what I believe so far. I believe that Jeffrey Epstein was a scumbag who had zero morals and who liked girls as young as 14 or whatever. Probably younger, Bubba. Probably younger. Who knows? Either way, scumbag. No, we know. It's not like 14 isn't super young. So I don't even have to worry. The minute you're 14, you're already done, right, to me. So scumbag, okay? Then I think a shitload of very powerful men. Who worked with intelligence. Who worked with intelligence. Well, that's the other thing. So then I also believe he probably had – he was being supported by some foreign entity, probably Mossad, okay, for whatever reason. Number two, I think he ran a honeypot. Now, Mike Ben said something really interesting. He said, I never bought into the blackmail because the minute you blackmail one person, like to your guest points, people talk, and his access would be done, right? So that – I never heard that take, but that makes sense. But there's no doubt that this guy was a pimp to a bunch of nerds. Well, the blackmail thing doesn't work because you think, let's say, so we know he did it to Bill Clinton. So you think he did it to Bill Clinton and then right after he's like, gotcha. We don't know he did it. He probably. We don't know he did it to Bill Clinton. Okay. You know what I'm saying, though? We don't. We just don't. Yeah, you said pictures. He had that painting of Bill Clinton in a dress in his house. But we don't know that he did that. Like, we don't know. What I'm saying is that there's a lot of stuff that we don't know and most of it is we don't know. But we do know he was clearly, he got convicted of. The thing. Yeah, man. So scumbag. We know Ghislaine Maxwell obviously seemed to have recruited these girls as young as 14. But would you be willing to say that if this guy is the scumbag you say he is, is working for a foreign intelligence agency, would it not make sense that he would be blackmailing people at the highest level from all these different countries because that also gets them to want to correct. Mike Jen said it makes sense. It doesn't, I listened to it, it doesn't make sense because the way blackmail works is he doesn't do it to Bill Clinton an hour later and like, gotcha motherfucker. He does it to a bunch of them and is like, guess what everybody? The fucking flock of you. Maybe. Yeah, because if you got blackmailed, you wouldn't be like, hey everybody, guess what? No. Epstein has a video of me. Don't hang out with that guy. Yeah. They'd be like, why the fuck do you know that? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like if there was a video of you doing something illegal, I think it was over years like it was probably over a two year span he collected all this blackmail and then went hey motherfuckers remember when we had my house that girl was 13 remember when you did that with that 8 year old you thought it was weird I filmed that or a third party did it or like somebody else did it and said hey we know that you were and we have this now we own you that seems to be what he did with Wexler who owned the limited he had total he had total access to his entire fortune and took over the company at 26. What? Like one of the richest men in America. So clearly he had something over that guy. That guy still, no one's interviewing him? No man, he said he said Jeffrey Epstein's a bad guy. That guy just So it's Do you think it's more likely that this guy's a scumbag and this is all phooey? Or do you think that there's a chance that the guy who, no one knew where his money came from who most likely worked for a foreign intelligence going back to what i said from beginning in new york there the powerful men had you saw beautiful young girls with powerful men that's as old as time old as time a lot of those men are married with kids and epstein created environments where you could get away with or so you thought having sex with whoever you wanted like under the idea that you wouldn't be, nobody would see it. And people got close to him as a result. You know, promoters, you know everybody. I'll grant you this. There is a chance that those people went to the island not knowing until afterwards and he goes, hey, man, just so you know that girl you hooked up with on my island was actually 14 or 16, whatever the age actually. Yeah, but I'm going to protect you or something like that. Like, you know, I got you. Or it's like, you know, let's keep talking business. And now you're like, oh, fuck, I'm such a powerful person. I can't let this video get out. And then if you do that to people who are a royal family member who is a politician, president of the United States, like now you have countries by the ball. It makes sense. Yeah. It makes sense that this was a honeypot. It makes sense. Where did he get his money from? That's all the stuff that I believe. I think that's for sure. And I think that there were probably, obviously, people in that group. Well, you really took a scenic route to get to that. I did not. I'm just not surprised by this. I'm just not. I'm not surprised by any of this shit. I'm not surprised that guys like Prince Andrew had a 17-year-old at that island. I'm not surprised because when you were 17 back then, you could tell people you were 21 with a fake ID. And it happened all the time. All the time. And by the way, even if you didn't, see Jerry Seinfeld and Shoshana Lonstein. Nobody batted a fucking eye, which looking back on it is insane. Think about today's environment. Back then, no one batted an eye. How crazy is that? It's crazy. Do you think people knew about it back then? I know they knew about it. She was 17. Everybody knew that she was 17. Really? Everybody. Nobody said otherwise. It's crazy that no one says anything. Because, I mean, now it spreads like wildfire because today with social media, now the general public knows about it. Yeah. But, no, the general public knew about it. He was the most beloved man in America. He was the most famous man in America. He was the most famous man in America back then. And he was dating. He was the most high-profile American. The only way they would learn is from the tabloids. No. People Magazine celebrated it. Bring up People Magazine. Celebrated it, Bubba. People were buying it and going, yay. It's crazy. It's fucking crazy. We're living in a simulation. There you go. look who's in love ah Jerry Sackle 39 18 okay just turned 18 that is to Brian's point that is a wild headline I mean can you imagine if they did it can you imagine if they did it today hey your generation was fucking weird see what I'm saying it wasn't my generation it was all the generations before that too okay I never did it I was never into young girls I like women but for Seinfeld it worked out though they have like four kids they're still married did they end up getting married? no they're married are you sure? yeah they have like four kids dude there you go it worked out yeah I don't think that validates no Jessica Seinfeld is a different woman you're right no I was just a dating thing oh they didn't get married? No, sir. No, sir. And the plot thickens, everybody. And please understand that that People magazine, please understand. Again, I'm going to say it again. He started dating her when she was in high school. High school. Okay? Well, they dated only four years. Yeah, okay. Again, you're talking to a dude with a 17-year-old daughter in high school. Yep, that is crazy. It said even back then it drew some scrutiny. If my daughter called me and said I'm dating a 40-year-old famous guy, I would lose my shit. But just to like, you know, clarify what you're saying. So I'm going to outside steel man what you're saying. Yeah. So what you're saying is this was a common thing back then. But you're not saying that you agree with this. I'm definitely not saying I agree with it. I thought it was fucked up from day one. But you're also not saying that what Epstein did was this. You're also saying that, like, he trafficked girls. No, Epstein, no, no, no. He trafficked under eight girls. Epstein was into much younger than 17. Yeah. Epstein brought girls, apparently, as young as 14. And why do I know that? Because I think there were over 80 witnesses, many of whom were at that age. So he's a dirtbag scumbag, okay? He's the worst of the worst. And anyone who helped him is now in jail, it looks like. Or is a scumbag? That is debatable. Sure it is. That's the problem. Here's where I'm with all the conspiracy theorists. Here's where I'm with all the conspiracy theorists like Sam Tripoli. People at the highest levels of government, at the highest levels in the Justice Department, at the highest levels everywhere, knew that this guy was a pedophile, knew this guy raped 14-year-old girls maybe younger. Ready for this? and covered it up and got him out of it. And used code words. Who are they? Used code words. Yeah, but you hear what Rogan asked, homeboy? He goes, now Epstein was doing this back then, and I guess nobody knew. He goes, so the question is, who's doing it right now? And the guy goes, there's guys. There's guys you have no clue who are. Of course there are, guys. Of course there are. And they're going to come out. It's not even just 10 years. There are monsters everywhere, guys. Monsters exist. What I'm trying to say is the theory is that you don't need people like Epstein to blackmail people anymore. when you have things like Palantir that are going to be able to get in your files, that are going to be able to get in your text message, that are going to be able to blackmail you at will without having to bring criminal activity into it. But my thing, guys, is this. Why the fuck is no one talking about the most important thing with all this? I just see all this noise. I see all this stuff. Oh, look, this guy did this. He cheated on his wife, blah, blah, blah. Bill Gates. Hey, you know what I don't give a fuck about? rich as shit dudes cheating on their wives with women of age on an island. I don't give a fuck. And I'm not surprised by that. You know what I do give a fuck about? You know what I want to know? Who covered for him? Who, at the highest levels in the Justice Department, in the FBI, who gave that guy a pass in 2008? Who did it? Who worked at an immunity deal without telling the victims and got that guy basically house arrest? Who? Because they knew they were covering for, say it with me, a pedophile. So if you really want to talk about it, why are we not talking about that? I want those names because those motherfuckers covered for a pedophile. Well, look at it this way, too. I mean, it's proof that people at the highest level still worked with him because Obama's counsel was still accepting gifts from him. No, who is the guy right now in office who said Epstein belongs to intelligence? Leave him alone. He said, I don't remember that. He's still there? Hey, man. Yes. Hey, his name is Navarro, maybe. I can't remember. Look up Navarro. Who said Epstein belongs to intelligence? I forgot Obama's counsel. It's a woman that worked for Obama under his counsel that was still accepting gifts from the Jeffrey Epstein organization. and doesn't have a while after. I don't give a fuck about that either. I care about the people that knew he was a pedophile and covered for him. The people who are at the highest level in our country are still at that time accepting gifts, not going after. You know what I mean? That's a problem. Again, can I get one name? All these files are dropped, guys, and we're all looking over here. It's all by design. Right? Can I get the names of the people that covered for the pedophile? All being gaslit. He looked this direction. Same with eyes. How many people would it take to cover for him? How many people? Like, how many people actually had to know that he was untouchable and we got to work out a deal? How many people actually had to? Because the people that the cops in Florida were so mad. The lawyers for the victims were so mad. Yeah, but it's above them. You're dealing with powerful, powerful people. That's why that run America. Where are they? That run the world. That's how bulldoze his house. The house is gone. Oh, interesting. interesting again what I said before in 2008 before they raided his house all his shit was gone he got tipped off so all the whatever was on those computers who tipped him off and we don't have any of that so all the looking at Peter Atiyah and people like that for making a crude joke when none of us are asking why am I asking this question I haven't. Who covered for him in 2008? Where is one name? I just need one name. Because those people knew he was a pedophile. So don't you think that goes to my point earlier where when you have redacted names, then it's pretty hard to actually pinpoint all these things It all by design Yes By design They fucked up the first time with drops because you were able to actually copy and paste it onto Apple and unredact things So they didn't fuck that up. Who has this much power? Who the fuck is controlling this? This is where I understand where Sam Tripoli goes, hold on. Like, who's really in charge here? But then also you get these 3 million files where there's 6 million files and then remember Trump, everyone goes, there's nothing. there okay you told us there was nothing this is three million there's some sheriff there's no files they said there was none including cash patel yeah if there was anything you guys would know yeah why are you lying to us at the highest level but how crazy someone doesn't bring them like what the fuck dude you said there was nothing yeah but to their point too to cash patel's point what's enforceable where is where is the evidence that you can actually take to a grand jury well They have unredacted files. Yeah, and there's a lot of names and witnesses. Maybe do your job and go talk to them. But, okay, but again, is there, is, with all this job. But what's the answer to be, do nothing? No, the answer is, who covered for him? Who covered for him in 2008? There was a large group of people with a great deal of power in the Justice Department, in politics, in law enforcement. that knew that this guy was the worst of the worst. And they said he's untouchable because he belongs to intelligence. So we put that ahead of the children. That's the sin. That's the original sin. And we still aren't asking for those names. And we have one name. One name. I think you could be mad at two different things. Yeah. It doesn't have to be just that. I agree with that. Who are those people? Why are we not finding that? But also, the victims who spoke out should get justice too. You know what I mean? Of course. That's why those lawyers, the lawyers were so mad in 2008. They were so angry. And then they said, hey, wait a minute. You're not allowed to grant immunity to somebody without working a deal out with the victims. That was, you know, that was a loophole. That's why they got arrested in 2019. You know what I'm just saying? It doesn't have to be just them. It should also be all the, like, there should be investigations. It's everybody involved, right? Like, it doesn't have to be just the people that are covering. Yes, that too. Like, it doesn't have to be just that thing. We have a whole Justice Department. It's not just cash. What I'm trying to tell you is that there's just not – my guess is that you've got nothing to actually prosecute here. You've got a bunch of, like, files. Well, when you have someone saying and verifying the young Brazilian and talking about – Oh, Alexander Acosta. As the U.S. Attorney Acosta signed off on a non-prosecution agreement that allowed FC to plead guilty of lesser state charges, avoiding federal sex trafficking charges. This deal meant Epstein served 13 months in a county jail. All right? It was a sweetheart deal. And it was kept secret from the victims, which were later with a violation of the Crimes Victim Act. Okay? That's very interesting to me. And guess, oh, wow, look at that. High-powered attorneys, Alan Dershowitz, what's he got to say about this? Who knows? Anything else, Jim? What are your guys' thoughts on the Super Bowl, Super Bowl 60? Wait, wait, one quick thing. So Alexander Acosta was Trump's Secretary of Labor, and he resigned after this. Right? Makes sense. You know what I'm saying? You're dealing with the most powerful people. They're all involved. Left, right. No one's looking out for you. Yeah. Everyone's not going to save you. Yeah. Left, right, left. He sucked. Did we talk that to death? I'm sorry. Did that diminish our audience? You lost me. Oh. And the audience. But, I mean, we're trying to figure it out. It's the biggest thing that's happening. I'll be in the truth. I don't want to be gamed anymore. Yeah, I don't know, dude. I'll tell you what's a game. I hear you. I'll tell you what's a game, though, this Sunday. The Super Bowl. Let's talk about something fun before I blow my head off. We can edit some of that stuff if it's fun. No, we don't need to. No, it's fun. But I'll tell you what's going to be even funner. Super Bowl third. Is it 30 or 60? 60, dude. Holy shiky. It's Super Bowl 60, dude. 60. Brendan. Whoa. I thought it was 50, but it's 60. 60. Super Bowl 60. I mean, it's as old as I am. Dude. I think Super Bowl was already won the NFC championship. Whoever won that game is going to win the Super Bowl. I don't think the New England Patriots are that good. You've got the young Drake May playing, and then you've got the Seattle Seahawks with Darnold, who finally found a home. Their defense is fantastic. What's the spread? Are they favored by five? Let's go to DraftKings real quick. Yeah, please go to DraftKings. Because if you are going to watch Super Bowl, make sure you bet on it with our friends at DraftKings. It's the only way to do it. Listen, I'm a Denver fan and Rams fan. They're both out of it. So the way I make the Super Bowl fun is by betting on it, and I do it with DraftKings. And what are they, minus, is that 4.5? So it's minus .4. Yeah, that'd be minus .4.5. Yep, so minus 4.5. So they've got to win basically by 5 for you to win your bet. NFL MVP, Sam Donalds, plus 115. What's Drake May? Plus 240? I'll tell you, I like Cooper Cup as a sleeper. They're plus 9,000. If he has no Cooper Cup, he's first team all-white team. Ah, yep. He's a hell of a receiver. Yeah, he's got injuries. He's been all right. I mean, he scored. He did good in the... Is he healthy right now? Yeah. He just scored a touchdown in the NFC Championship. I think Seahawks are a lock. Yeah, I think so. I'm thinking Seattle. I don't like either team. This is literally the worst Super Bowl for me. I don't like either of them. You just don't like them? New England shouldn't be there. If LeBron could have Bo Nix, you don't think he's worth six points? We should have won that game. In all fairness, that game, that snow game, everyone sucked. I watched one play where Pat's quarterback drops back and sacked himself because of snow. It's so hard, though, huh? And they couldn't kick that field. He kept putting to throw the ball. Couldn't get a field goal. I'm just very excited. When it's that cold, isn't it horrible to get hit? Oh, dude, I've gotten hit in snow. We'd play up in Syracuse. I remember one time my helmet, my hands got caught between two guys going helmet to helmet. And that pain to me still to the, I know that pain. I'll tell you where you don't have to worry about being cold. That's San Francisco this Sunday. So I don't think the weather's going to play a factor. So listen, if you're like me and both your teams are not playing the Super Bowl, but you still enjoy football, download the DraftKings Sportsbook app. Use the code FIDER. That's code FIDERBETLIVE for your share of $5 million in prizes with the code FIDER. 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No, I thought she had a great nose, but she didn't like the way the bottom was, and I'm just like, do whatever. Can I get my nose done? I was like, if you get to do that, then I get to do steroids. Yeah. Is there anything they can do about my nose? Go to Turkey. It's just going to keep on growing. It's going to be done, bud. Even if you get surgery, it keeps growing. What do you want to do? I'd like to get it back to what it was. Like more narrow? Go to Turkey. Turkey's the place to get that shit done. Is it cheaper out there? Much cheaper. I don't know. Some of the best doctors. Does the girl have a beak, though? No. It's me. Have you seen my girl? No, she doesn't. Does she have a despicable mead? She's gorgeous. No. I'm going to show you my girl. She's beautiful. Give me a side profile. You want a side? Oh, dude, look at that. Look, that's your nose on the left. That could be on the right. Bubba. This one's a good one. It's very subtle. That's a nice, good, subtle nose. How do I do that? What the fuck is she going to do with her nose? Bubba, look at that. She's gorgeous, right? Her little nose. I know. Hey, I can get my nose done, guys. Ryan, fuck your nose. This girl's in Turkey right now. Let me see. She has a tiny nose. Take it easy, bro. Let me see. She's doing it. Look at her nose. I want that nose. Let me see. She's great. She looks good either way. She has no issues. Let me see, Bubba. Look at her tiny little nose. Turkey's been like, you flew here. You have a butt nose. She doesn't need to touch her nose, dude. Tell her to come back. Let's talk her out of it. She's there right now? She's with the doctor right now. Dude, tell her to come back. What is she doing? I don't know. She's got such a great little nose. I'm worried. You know, there's obviously the worry like, oh, shit. oh yeah what happens if they fucking they fucked it up when a girl comes back when a girl comes back and she's all babe hey is she gonna want you talking about this on the podcast yeah she's doing a whole thing on her face oh showing alright like the whole thing alright the doctor in Turkey shows that's a shame man I thought we I thought she's gonna have a fucking beak then I'm all for it no she's a little she's gorgeous yeah wow uh wait guys let's get back to me I might be good looking as fuck. Hair transplant and nose job. CRT. Bro. We just got to get you some Milano tan and you'll be fucking. Yeah, my skin doesn't really absorb the sun. That's why you got to take Milano tan. What's Milano tan? It's basically injectable melanin. You look like a darker race. You could go full black. You look like Brendan after a couple weeks. Yeah, you could keep injecting and go black. My friend did that. He became Dominican. Is it bad for me or it's fine? No side effects? If you're someone who gets a lot of moles, it could be a problem. Are you a mole-y guy? No. What do you have? Moles removed off your face, remember? I never got any moles removed off my face? When did I ever have a mole on my face? You had those sun spots you thought they were cancer? Remember that? That's not a mole, and I never had anything removed from my face, actually. Never. Never. I had something off my back. No, buddy. Remember? You had it fucking laid off. If you're at risk for skin cancer, I might have something frozen off that was just dry skin. If you're at risk for skin cancer, don't take it. Don't take that. Yeah, I won't. But it's just a shot. You could literally turn black. Yeah, my friend went from Italian to almost Jamaican. Man, if I do that, I'd be straight poor. Yeah, you're already not white. I'm bad. Whenever the fuck you are, you'll look like a true... Yeah. Bro, so I could get darker. I can get a new nose. I can get my hair. I don't know where they're going to take hair from. It's so bad. You know what I would do? I would do one thing. I'll tackle one thing at a time. One thing at a time. When we're working on you being super frail, you're on TRT. I think... We've got to get you on GHKCU. Look at GHKCU before and after. Hey, B, fuck your nose. That is what it is, right? Yeah. It's your hair we've got to focus on now. We've got to focus on the hair. Start with the hair, right? We lost the screen. It's going to be stabbing. It makes my eyes back. That's the difference in skin before and after GHKCU. Get you looking. What is that? That's the stuff in glow that makes your skin look. And is it a shot? Yeah. A lot of shots. We're going to get you looks, Maxon. I want to Yeah You're going to be a looks maxer Dude some girl Told my girl She said One of their friends She goes Oh honey You're not ugly You're just broke Yeah Dude That's funny That's fucked up It's fucked up Oh honey You're not ugly You're just broke Cause you can That's a Kardashian quote right there Is it Yeah Cause you spend money on Literally any I mean face Peptides Ozim Your fat Ozim pic Yeah Oh you're too white Take this shot You turn the sandwich Wow You can do whatever the fuck you want speaking of Super Bowl I was thinking about did you guys already talk about Bad Bunny? No. Did you talk about that? Dude Bad Bunny there's people actually getting mad that Bad Bunny is going to be singing the halftime show. Yeah I'm one of them. Are you? I have a take about my family loves Bad Bunny. If you care about If he's in a dress that's a little weird my kids are going to watch it. I'll say this the halftime show is for gay guys and women who are forced to watch the Super Bowl. Facts. So if you're watching and care who's performing you're either gay or a lady. Agree. I've never watched entire halftime show. No. Never. No, that's when you get up and fucking eat your fucking food. Yeah, facts. That's why, like, when there's grown men. If he's in a dress and trying to push some agenda, that could get a little weird. That's why I'm like, all right, what are we doing here? That's for the gay guys and the ladies watching. He's wearing a cute dress. Yeah, but it's the NFL. Is he a gay man? No. He's bi. Is he? I'm pretty sure he has quotes about boys. His music, it slaps. I'll give him that. Bad Bunny's music is fucking dope. That's good, right? Yeah. Fluid expression, that's fine. I'm fluid. So when someone says fluid, that means they call their girlfriend boys in the car. That's right, I could evolve. Yeah, dude, if ever, what's your type? I'm fluid expression. You gay man. Yeah, what's fluid? Go over here, go over there. You know, I don't have any friends that go like this. I'm going to use my platform to speak against homophobia and transphobia. He says love and attraction aren't limited by labels. As long as it's during halftime, you could watch the Puppy Bowl. You could watch something way more interesting. Did you see Charlie Kirk's wife's having her own Super Bowl with Kid Rock? You ever seen this? No. Oh, yeah. What's her name? Is she going to dance like she did after the funeral? No, Erica Kirk's mad that Bad Buddy's doing it and pushing this transgender agenda. So they're like, we're going to throw our own Super Bowl. You know who I also don't want to watch during the fucking halftime? Erica Kirk. Or Kid Rock. Yeah, or Kid Rock. If he doesn't sing Ball with the Ball, I don't care. But then after that, we got three minutes. Okay, American Badass, Ball with the Ball, Cowboy. Yeah, I like all those. That's it. It's the All-American Halftime Show. I'd rather see Bad Bunny in a dress. Kid Rock, Lee Bryce, I like him. Gabby Barrett, I like her. It's country. It's on Rumble, it's on YouTube. I wonder how many people can watch that. Who's putting Rumble on for their family in the Super Bowl? Who what? who's tuning in to rumble during the Superbowl why are some people in text they're gonna be like hold on it's half time let me go to my YouTube here it is weird yeah dude during the Superbowl that's when you go to the bathroom you get more wings yeah talk to your buddies fuck around who cares yeah I don't give a shit no I don't give a fuck about it what else you got Jen do you guys still like watching all the commercials like cause that's even those fell off even the commercials fell off they're not as good as they used to be but I will watch every time because you're going to catch some movie that's going to be coming out that's going to be a huge drop every year. There's going to be a big Marvel drop or whatever. You're a Marvel guy, huh? Love Marvel, yeah. Marvel and Dragon Ball Z. No, but this was so annoying. Oh, yeah. I was one of those idiots back then. Dude, I was a kid when that came out and I thought buying that would get me to look like Ronnie Coleman. Did you? Yeah. I think the NO2 pills too. Dude, me too. Because back in the day, you actually thought that like the bodybuilders were actually taking BSN products. You didn't realize they were on HGH, IGF-1, insulin. You didn't touch that stuff. No. Yeah. It wasn't the protein powder that they were hawking. Dude, I thought that was going to get me over the line. I remember back in the day, me and my friends, we would lie to people about taking creatine because we thought that was like being a natty. Yeah, I thought you were bad. When I was 16, I took creatine. I was like, I told my friends, don't tell anybody. I'm not mad anymore. All right, what do you got, dude? All right, this is Nick's again. You want to preface it with anything, Nick? This is Billie Eilish saying, you know, how are you going to kick somebody out on stolen land? She's young, with giant talent. How many people are you going to take into your house? No one is illegal on stolen land. I love the mindless laughter. Billie Eilish said during the Grammys this past weekend. And this man right here agrees with her. Agrees so much so with her that he plans on flying to California to move in and live in Eilish's mansion on the beaches of Malibu. He's even launched a fundraiser to help get him from Australia all the way to California to help pay for the expenses. Eilish's mansion is reportedly worth over $3 million. And get this, it sits on ancestral land of the Tongva tribe. And the Tongva tribe has even chimed in here, stating that Eilish has not reached out to them about returning the land to them, which they claim is rightfully theirs. Stolen. So far, Eilish has not responded to the possibility of having a new roommate. You know she feels like a fucking buffoon right now. She's a young kid. She's young. She's the same one that I was hitting on Elon. Like, you could fix the homeless situation. You could save the whales. You could save this. It's just like, you know. She commented on why is there a billionaire? It's like, you're so fucking rich. Young people like that would do best to shut their mouth. I didn't shut my mouth. No, she didn't make mistakes. I opened my mouth well into my 40s when I probably should have opened my mouth. You still did. Hey. I've seen some super rich comedians that they'll talk shit about billionaires and then go back to their multi-million dollar mansion. I won't say any names, but there's some big ones that talk a lot. When you're a multi-millionaire, stop talking about the rich. You are the fucking rich. You're the .1%. Yeah, shut up. when you're young and a lot of people are around you telling you how great you are I'm not going to whore over the fire it's classic it's classic celebrity talk I watch all the Oscars, Grammys I love them watch the pre-shows I love them so does my partner we love them this is the only time I can watch it and I knew it was going to be political and all anti-ice because they're uneducated, right? Sure. And they're getting whatever information they want. So everyone that got up, including Bad Bunny, Billy Allen, all of them just hated on Ice and Trump. Okay. It's the only time you expect. But they're like soft creatives. This is what creative people... There are legitimate things about Ice you could actually shit on. My thing... But then this... My thing about Hollywood is they're so fickle. Yeah, don't give me a start. My thing about Hollywood is this year... Don't give me a start. No? No? No? No. Yeah. No, we don't want to do that. You can raise Bay Brendan right now. Oh, yeah. Don't use that. My thing on all of this is that Hollywood's always so fickle. You can just always think, first it was gender. Well, first it was acid rain. What happened to Ukraine? Then global warming. What happened to Ukraine? Because last year it was all about Ukraine. Black Lives Matter. Black Lives Matter. Gender assignment surgery. Yeah, but that's the... BLM. It was transgender. BLM. Ukraine. Me too. So does Ukraine not count anymore? Ukraine still under war. We forgot. We got to move on. They dropped Ukraine like fucking Andy dropped fucking Woody and Toy Story. They dropped everything like that. They dropped it all. They're like, I'm done with you. What happened to Me Too, Penn? What happened to the global warming? What happened to all this shit? But what? No mention of Palestine? No. But there's people dying there. No, no. But, well, hold on. Billy, dude, that's over. And also Iran, those 30,000 protests. What about that? We'll forget about that, too. What about that? No, no, because it's brown on brown crime, you know? It's like fucking, they're just so, they're so. But again, I turn it on. I expect this bullshit from the left entertainment crew. It's just I need more attention. And it's such a TikTok brain because you know it's going to be gone out of their minds in six months. Well, is everybody clapping? Everybody like... But it's the trend. But none of them are brave. Like, this isn't a brave. You're in a room where everybody agrees with you. It's so funny you say that about like... So it's just the thing they feel like they have to do, especially to stay in Hollywood. Like, we have friends who are Hollywood now. you'll see them going pretty hard on shit and you're like what? but you gotta play the game but mention Palestine why won't you mention Palestine? because we've moved on there's other reasons you're not mentioning I know very popping liberal comics who when you actually hang out with them aren't very liberal and some of them are really popping right now some of them have pulled me to the side and been like just so you know I watch Rogan, I shoot and you're like oh that's weird that you do that Hollywood's that way all the time. And they're my friends. I would never beg on them. But they just say what they know that their following wants to hear. And then when you actually push them behind closed doors, they're like, I don't believe any of that. So Hollywood. We have a buddy right now, very famous who's doing that. Hollywood had a thing called Friends. I went to text him like, you've got to stop, dude. I'm telling you, you're fucking up. I'm telling you. Oh, you know somebody who's going hard in the paint on the liberal side? Yeah. Dude, it's so funny you say about all these different causes. People lose, like, I don't know how fast people get over it. They get over shit so fast, and it's no longer an issue. And horrific shit. That's what makes you wonder. Ukraine? Oh, you know how many people currently are dying? Iran? The worst way. Palestine? Yeah. I'm going to answer your question. Do you want to talk about stolen land, you dumb bitch? I'm going to answer your question. You're lucky you can sing like an angel now. Massive tits. Otherwise, nobody's listening. And they get over it so fast, so it makes me wonder, if the Titanic happened today, how long do you think that even stays mainstream news? Two days. Because the Titanic's not even a large ship anymore. It's like a medium ocean liner. You think it's going all the time. We'll want to get out of here. Get in one dining room. Now if you had the head of Chase Bank. Look at that. Look at the Titanic. Yeah, compared to the voting hotels we have now. That's the Titanic in front. There's a hotel in the... Dude, that wouldn't even make news. That's like, those things go down all the time. Hollywood sure as fuck wouldn't talk about it. That's funny. That's still a big-ass boat, but still, compared to these days? Yeah. But all Hollywood, it's whatever the next trend is. Yeah, they don't actually give a shit. No, because if you went to Billie Eilish, you're like, hey, give me five points on ice. You're so against it. Can you give me, like, the five key points? Why are you upset? Well, they killed those two people. Okay. But take that out of it. What else? He don't fucking know. Seems like an angel. Big tits. That's it. I don't know what we're doing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, those two things shouldn't happen. Hey, Billy, why did Ukraine and Russia, what's going on? Do you know the history of there? I don't know. Fuck. No. Big tits. Yeah. Big tits. That's it. They get their news in one-minute segments. They're all so pressured. Like, they all have PR teams. You don't think Jelly Roll was told, don't say shit about ice? I can tell you which way he leans. What a lot of people don't know. It's from Nashville. I can tell you which way Jelly leans. That's because I'm a dumb redneck. I'm staying out of it. His PR team said, Bubba, what you're not going to do is be anti-ice. I tell you, you're in country music. If you want to lose everything, start going hard in the paint on ice. I'm telling you, man. Talk to the Dixie Chicks about that. Oh, my God. They perform at Dave & Buster's right now. So it's like for Jelly, they're like, buddy, we've got to tread lightly here. Yeah. Got it. Because now he's still on the American Idol and the show on Netflix. So you're in Hollywood. Mm-hmm. So we can't go too far here. Yeah. But then if you do this, you're in country. So you're damned if you do, damned if you don't. We're dancing right now. So what you do is. We're dancing. I don't know what's going on. Yeah. Do you see Billy's tits? Mm-hmm. And then we move on. Yeah. We keep it moving. Do you know how they actually get a lot of these celebrities? So what happens is there's these bot farms, right? And what they'll do is they'll push it in these celebrities' comment sections. So they start thinking, oh, this is something that everyone is talking about. So now they have to be like, I'm on this side. But there's actually bot farms that are made to try and push issues in celebrities' comment sections. And it's not that hard to create if you have the proxies and all that. You just could go in celebrities' comment sections and then put thousands of comments like Ukraine, this, that. And those celebrities, they're not talking to regular people. So they're like, this is how I stay in touch with regular people. now they have to have a take that they think that's why sometimes they get fucking bamboozled because it's not what everyone actually thinks but they're like whoopsie daisy I thought I was listening to the people because they're not actually listening they're not talking to regular people the Grammys are always exhausting I enjoy that that's why Joe Pesci has the best acceptance speech of all time oh after Goodfellas? yeah what is that? he goes honor and a privilege thanks he thought he was going to cry so that's why he was like I think I'm going to cry right now Really? That's why it's my favorite. He did what Ricky Gervais said. Just go up there. Get your award. No one gives a fuck about your political views. Get your award. Say thanks. Get out of here. Guys, what are we going to do about inflation? And another thing about God. I would love to hear Brian's speech. Oh, dude. Guys, so. What would your speech be? What's the touching issue? There's only one man that deserves this award more than me, and that's Brendan Schaub. Brendan, stand up. Get up. Get up here. You know what he was? And then I'd get up and talk to you about ice. Like, whoa, whoa. I wasn't invited, and I just looked at the camera. What's this, Jim? Nick, this is something I found I wanted to see, because you know you always talk about time travel, like going back. I do? No, people. I've never talked about time travel hours. It's not possible. Well, when people talk about time travel, you don't realize that even if you went to a place, an only place that people speak English, you wouldn't be able to make it back very far. Did you ever hear, like, this video before where it's, how far can you go back and speak English? Like 1700s? That's pretty a guess. Yeah. How far back can you go? I could go to England in the 1700s and be like, yeah, you have a weird vocabulary and you keep cussing. Yeah, I think you could. In fact, you're also saying words wrong. What's wrong? You know. All right, ready? How far back would you actually go before you would start to make no sense to the people around you? So as a linguist, I get asked this all the time, but rather than give a specific year, I'm going to read multiple texts in English that get progressively older over time. Let's see how much you can understand. The cuneiform syllabary from its earliest stages in Mesopotamia consists of configurations of one or more wedges comprising what are called signs. Well, no, we don't talk like scientists. Signs on Hittite tablets are written left to right, with spaces between words. From fairest pretters we desire in prayers, that thereby beoutes rules much inevitably. But as the wiper should buy time to say, his tender air might bear his memory. For three, then, the time came, that you would return to the world, when you were in the middle of the world, for all my children, had a dream of kindness, all the good things were. I don't even know. We would sound so stupid. That's from my friend, I'll let you stand. Are you a king, man? Oh, yes, you, you're a king. Well, that sounds nice. Who's this speaking of Russian now? I do better in this time than Beowulf. Yeah, I like Beowulf. Don't you think we've gotten dumber? Our language is so shitty. Maybe it's just for the movies, but they spoke so well back in the day. The professor taught in public schools the wrong way. It used to be we were taught everything from Shakespeare. Proverbs. Now it's like kids don't even have to spell words. So it's been a bad thing. We're just getting dumber as a civilization. Yes. Do you think it's because of just the technology has just made it so you don't need it? Like you don't need to learn math because of a calculator. You don't need to learn how to spell because you have spell check. It's actually been – there was a guy, one teacher of the year, who wrote an essay called Weapons of Math Instruction. and the way they started teaching kids was they made a marked turn in no longer teaching the classics and no longer immersing them in the great literature. And when you're in fifth grade, the kids were reading Shakespeare in fifth grade, not anymore. We just dumbed everything down. I remember reading Beowulf. We read that. That was actually my favorite book back in sixth grade. Yep. I think it's the oldest. You didn't read Beowulf? No, no. Denver Public Schools no Baywell no? no New York Public Schools are pretty good yeah they are what else you got depending where you go you gotta go soon Bubba you want to see one then? yeah this is just a catch up on Big Baby Miller about how much he actually spent for his thing his hair piece thing yeah and this is him on Breakfast Club right after and check him out on Breakfast Club I ain't ready to go board yet he said my man got the piece he's eating my hair he said he's got a fire I didn't realize it came home but I felt the draft I'm sitting down at my coach and giving me instructions but he stuttered twice and that's what you remember he never stutter he looked up like this I'm looking at the jumbotron because the jumbotron will have to replay Yeah, so when I went like this ridiculous and I said oh Yeah, they got me there was a minute. I see the jumbo crime I was like, oh, yeah, we fried because So, we gotta win this right now. I'm gonna call my cut. It's not coming off. It is. Oh, wow. He's losing his hair. That's like a 14. Oh, my God. Man, when you're sweating like that. And he just took it out and threw it into the ground. Dude, that's fucking great. So good. And this is the video we talked about Ben, right? When he, uh, not this one. Let's go, baby. Yeah, it looks good. He's all just got lined up. Knock niggas out, baby. Making a barber cut your wig is crazy. Looks real as fuck, though. Right? I feel like black guys can get away with it easier. Where are you going to be, B? Did you fix your website? Yeah, I'll be in Cincinnati, Ohio, Liberty Township this Friday, this Saturday. And then I'll be at Port Charlotte, Florida. It's not on your website. You didn't fix it. It's still not on your website, brother. It's still not on my website. I've got to fix it. Well, where are you going to be next? Mine's up to date. February 25th, I am at Side Splitter Sampa, 26th. Great club. Great club. I haven't been there yet. Yeah, great club. That's good. I love it. Then Side Splitter's, I mean, off the hook on the 26th. Great club. Then I'm actually with you the 7th. How many works? 6th and the 7th. This is the Mollie. And then I'm doing it. Is it March 5th, 6th and 7th? Yep, and then I'm doing the 8th. Yeah, nice. And then I'm in San Diego. That's going to be a big one. That's a great one. I haven't been there yet. That's a big room. It's a great one. The factory. The factory is great. Good for you, buddy. Yeah. It's great. Awesome, brother. All right. Come on. This is the final kid. We're out. At Pluto TV, we're celebrating Black History Month with our free curated collection of black entertainment. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. Catch award-winning films like Dreamgirls, Monsters Ball, and Selma. We must make a massive demonstration. Iconic hits like School Days and Set It Off. Plus full seasons of shows like Tyler Perry's Sisters and Power. I got you. It's star-studded brilliant black entertainment, and it's all free. It's getting good. 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