We STILL Can't Get Over The UConn Win + Is Wemby Winning MVP? | Mostly Sports EP 619 | 3.31.26

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I'm invited to your dad's house to try your mom's cookies. Yeah, of course. Conor's not. Are moms on the table? For you, yeah. But welcome mostly sports. Presented by Body Armor Flash IV. I'm Mark Titus. He's Brandon Walker. It's Tuesday, March 31st and Conor Griffin has already ruined the show. Doing whatever the hell it is he's doing over there. Not only ruined the show, he's already ruined the show. Already ruined it. What are you doing? The headphones got unplugged. Ebo was trying to find his headphones. They were somewhere over here. I was trying to find them. And you waited until 10.05 to? Well, I had put on my headphones and then Ebo was like, oh, I can't find mine. You know, if you weren't parading around upstairs doing videos with God knows what, you could have had time to put your headphones in. That was Luke Blutman who wanted me. It is Tuesday, March 31st. We're live from Chicago. We're brought to you by Body Armor Flash IV. The official rapid rehydration drink of March Madness. Question. Am I allowed to drink that at any degrees Fahrenheit? Yeah, that's the joy of body. I would, I assume it's better chilled. I don't know. Okay. I've had, I've had them room temperature. But I can have them however I want them. However you want them. Okay. Flash IV is packed with electrolytes delivering faster, longer, lasting hydration without any artificial dyes, flavors or sweeteners, whether you're training, traveling or just feeling the heat, work hard and hydrate hard with Body Armor Flash IV, the official rapid rehydration drink of March Madness. Grab it at 7-eleven. I'll say this about Body Armor Flash IV. Every flavor tastes good, Brandon. Yeah, I agree with that. Every single one we have in the office, I don't have a favorite. They're all so good. There you go. I'm a strawberry kiwi guy. Yeah, I gravitate towards that. But then someone's like, you got to try the orange. I had it for the first time. And it was good. And I was like, I'll be damned. Yeah. Pretty good. What do you want to talk about, Brandon? Well, I've got to be honest, Mark, as I was driving in this morning, I didn't know where we would go. What we would talk about as far as mostly sports goes. But at 8 AM, I did get the same email that you got from Connor saying, hey, guys, it's going to be a me show today. It's going to be a me show. It's going to be all about me. So focus on me. And I was like, what does he mean? And it was not just the headphones. And obviously performatively acting like they weren't plugged in to begin the show. Is he just wearing porn on his shirt? Hold up. What? I've worn this shirt multiple times before. I didn't see the shirt. It's tape McCray. I got it at the convention. Hold on. Stand up. That's aggressive. Let me see that. Let's see that as it's meant to be seen. Stand up. Let me see. So that's tape McCray. And she's... Are those her hands? Are those her hands or someone else's? Is that Andre the Giant's hand? Whose hand is that? And that's her breast. That's her hand? Yeah. That's her... What are the stars? Why? So the one... One breast is being covered up by her bare hand. The other breast is being covered up by stars. Yeah. What are the stars supposed to be though? How did those stars get there you think? She's a shining star. So that's probably how they got there. I've worn this shirt at least twice on this show before. This is not meant to be anything and people have just completely ballooned it into something way bigger than it is. People tell me I need to go home. People tell me I need to wear a sweatshirt. Did the big cat tell you you need to go home? No. But he just said it's way too horny for a Tuesday morning. That's pretty horny. Yeah. It's a Friday shirt. Can we all be honest? It's a Friday shirt. I'll go back and I'll look through the show log and I'll see if I've worn this on Fridays or... Mark, what day was it? How are you going to look through the show log? What does that mean? I'll look through... I could go through episode by episode and just see if I was wearing it that day. You have a show log? No. You have a wardrobe... No. You have like an Excel spreadsheet where you type in our... No. I could go back to the YouTube channel and I can click on a video and see if I'm wearing the shirt on that day. I guarantee you I've worn it twice. Does that mean you have to go back through what, 600 videos? No, because the concert was in October or something like that. So I'll just... Don't... You can... If you wore that... I'll figure it out. If you wore that to your high school, what happens? Oh yeah, I get kicked out. Yeah. We don't go to a high school. We go to a place where... Place of business. A more professional setting than a high school. Like a high school... So teenagers have the good sense to not wear that and you as a professional man don't. That's interesting. Let me pull up the Barstool blog and see blogs about Bonnie Blue and the 400 Men she fucked and now there's a problem with her pregnancy because she's on spring break. I could go to that blog and I could read that as we're talking about the shirt. Pull up the blog about Tiger Woods. Yeah, pull up the blog about Tiger Woods. It's no big deal. Again, I'll find how many times I've worn this shirt before. People are freaking out about it today. I'm literally... I'm just... I only wore the shirt because Blake is wearing his tape McRae shirt. So that was the old... Today? Yeah, today. The tape McRae shirt? Just for comparison? Yeah, I like the... I would like to see Blake's if you can go get him. Yeah, I mean, if you're not the only one, then I'll shut up. But I feel like you probably are the only one. Did they text what they're going to wear today? How did they... How did he know Blake was wearing it before he got here? By the way, I have too many tates in my life to think of tape McRae as like a sex symbol or whatever. You can't get turned on by a tape. Yeah. A woman being named Tate like having her titties out on a t-shirt. It's just weird. Yeah. It's just weird. Now, I see what it looks like on Connor. It's just... It just looks like... I don't know. A woman holding... Blake has the same shirt on? No, not the same shirt. Oh, then that's... No, that's it. Look at that. Look at that. That's a tasteful shirt. Connor, you should have worn that. That's face. Yeah, that's a good shirt, Blake. Give us a spin, Blake. Just a little spin. Give us a spin. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a good looking shirt. That's a good looking shirt. Did you want to buy that shirt? Yeah, we were in the merch line together. He got that one. And so I was like, I can't get the same shirt. They only have one cool shirt? This is a cool shirt. That's cool as fuck. That's horny. And this is a cool shirt. Yeah, that's a face. Listen, it would not be horny if they were selling it in the official merch line for her concert. They're selling it. Why wouldn't it be horny in her... I assume her concert's a horny place. Blake, can you do my favor? This is just for me. Can you like lean up against the door and like put one foot up on the door? Oh my God. Oh, you got me. Holy shit. Holy shit. Oh my God. Thank you, Blake. It's all we needed, Blake. Thank you. Thank you, all right. She's the best. I love them. I like that we don't have to put him on a mic at all. Yeah. He's so cool. It's Tate Tuesday. Well, you really got. You got Tate Mog. You got... You got Domen... Domen... Domen-tated. Domen-tated. You got Domen-tated there. Absolutely Domen-tated. Brandon, I thought of one more. 2002 Duke was a defending national champion. All sorts of NBA players. Everyone that saw the floor ended up in the NBA. They're playing Indiana in the sweet 16. Yeah. Did Elton Brandon them or is this... This is Boozer. Boozer, funny enough. Okay, yes. This is Jay Williams. This is Chris Duhan. This is Mike Dunleavy. They're playing Indiana...an Indiana team coach by Mike Davis. Yes. They're playing Indiana team coach. Just Tom Coverdale. Tom Coverdale, Dane Fife, Jared Odle. Sure. Names that nobody knows unless you're of a certain age and growing up in Indiana. Jared Jeffries was on the team. He's the one NBA player. Indiana makes like... I think they were like 2 for 13 from the three-point line. They beat...they beat Duke. They beat Duke. They beat Duke. Indiana had like 20 turnovers. They still beat Duke. Yeah, I forgot about that one. I forgot to mention that one. I was at that game and it was the greatest...the greatest basketball game. Did Mercer also beat Duke? Was it Lehigh and then no it was yes. Yes. It was Mercer Mercer also Mercer Mercer Lehigh was a 15 and beat them Mercer's 14 14 that was Jabari Parker. Okay, was that Parker lost the Mercer I believe who was there was one team that beat them and like they're interviewing the team afterwards and they're like yeah we looked over and they had guys like Greg Paula slap on the floor we knew we were gonna smoke those that VCU Eric might have been VC that might have been yeah and everyone Dylan Brooks beat Duke and the yeah which gave him in the locker room and scolded him and said you're you're too good of a player to act that way I remember I remember all of these things yeah yeah they had a football player playing point guard it but forgot the man I'm a bad coach I'm gonna pull up the box oh it wasn't Greg Paula said we're laughing out I think it was Wojachowski he's a he's a hater when that never gets mentioned anymore Greg was it Greg Wojachowski uh am I saying his name right Steve Wojachowski yeah yeah Steve Wojachowski uh 2000 let me see what were you I'm pulling up the box it's my hair here pulling up the box score fluff it up a little bit so yeah Duke had Chris Duhan Carlos Booser Mike Dunleavy Jr. J Williams Dante Jones brought Daniel Ewing off the bench Indiana had Jared Jeffries Dane 5 Tom Coverdale Jared Odle and Kyle Hornsby sounds like the first roster was better with Jeff Newton AJ Moyey and Donald Perry off the bench Indiana went two for 10 from the three point line they had 23 turnovers in this game uh coach K's on the other bench versus Mike Davis J Williams gets fouled on a four point play at the end of the game misses the free throw could have tied the game missed the free throw forgot about that one as we were recounting uh very funny Duke losses 2002 is up there have you seen uh we did all the uh extra angles yesterday this is an actual one but I assume you saw Danny Hurley's mom's reaction yeah it's we watch it it's my favorite watch it it's my favorite thing I've ever seen it's just the the greatest uh holy fucking shit it might be the greatest holy fucking shit ever captured on camera because she you know what she said she said holy fucking holy fucking shit yeah just his dad go back go back go back as a pure holy fucking his dad by the way his dad by the way like didn't realize I don't think time and score and was like yeah like he was doing like the math where he's like did we just fucking win this game also also wait who's the woman beside his dad one beside the other side she's her mouth it's just she looks like Russell Wilson's wife on on this is incredible I can just do this I'll show you you know what reaction we didn't show we showed it we talked about it on the act but uh it's worth mentioning on this show as well um raftery the professionalism of Bill Raftery to not say anything yeah uh iron eagles on the call and uh what a what a professional color commentator Brandon to just sit there and remain silent and I saw people and it pissed me off and the reason I want to bring it up is because people they posted this video on uh social media and there'll be people in the comments that are like that guy's obviously cheering for Duke that's why he's stunned that's why he's speak he's speechless because he wanted Duke to win and he's really upset that that the shot went in no he's not he's a fucking professional because if you were I were on that call and we're the color commentator you're supposed to what you're supposed to do is let iron eagle yeah run the show do his thing have it say whatever he needs to say well you and I would do it just go ah holy fucking holy fucking and uh Bill Raftery I'd be like Russell Wilson's life just guess oh this is this is crazy that's very good yeah unbelievable now the guy in the middle is not saying much yeah where they bite the guy in the middle now he he might be a professional he might be a duke where did he go to school I'll tell you what that everyone D has song really came out of nowhere a few years ago just to be in every sports moment yeah it's good don't get me wrong it's good okay so he's doing a corn song blinded by corn which they did at Woodstock 99 it's like one of the greatest live performances of all time aura is this uh is this 18 better than the the older 18 like the the previous 18 mr. T and I was handable and George Prepard uh Jim Nance Billy Packer listen when Billy Packer was doing it I want to say for the last 10 15 years people hated Billy oh yeah and they were like when were they gonna when are they gonna take Billy Packer away one Billy Packer finally get away and finally Billy Packer went away and we get referee referee could do it to his 150 as far as I'm concerned Raftery is Raftery is the best old guy commentator he's the best guy that like hasn't lost a step and hasn't you know well may I and I don't know if he's lost a step now I probably just hadn't done it a while but Huby Brown was good up until like yeah age 90 yeah so I don't Raftery is great but I wouldn't want to step on Huby Brown's toes at all but I also wouldn't want to step on his toes no they would probably break they would they would crunch Raftery's like timeless it feels like if you're watching him this year you're watching the same guy that was calling games in 2005 yeah which kind of craze I do wish referee had gotten it a lot earlier than he got got the ball like he should have got the ball like in the 80s yeah he's always been great I he he is one of those sports commentators in Harlins another one I people are torn on Dick Vitale yes they're torn on on Bill Walton they're torn on all these people nobody's torn on Bill Rafter no everybody loves Bill Raftery correct yeah everybody I had the pleasure of being in the same room as Bill Raftery socially um at the Big East tournament when I was when I was working at Fox and there was like a night before the start of the Big East tournament situation and everyone's like going to the bar we went to like a team dinner and then like you hold you just go to the bar and basically drink all night and then go home to your hotel and get ready for the Big East tournament I've never seen a man have social gravity the way Bill Raftery really like he just goes to the bar got a drink and he's just sitting there and it's just like everybody just wants the party went around everybody just wants to hear what he has to say I couldn't even I couldn't even hear what he was saying because I couldn't get close enough but just the the gravity of just like everyone wants to be around that guy because he's just the coolest motherfucker and he's he's he is like 95 years old yeah but he hasn't lost a step at all he also has he has like the Bill Walton moments on uh broadcast where he's just like talking about the waitress sit from the dinner last night he's like Robbie yeah how about our server Caroline last night yeah those mashed potatoes he does yeah but he gets away with it in a way even Walton who I I love and I can't I still can't figure out how anybody could possibly not love him he was polarizing people didn't like him I didn't really like him yeah it doesn't make any sense to me you're a fucking dumb bitch Brandon yeah Raftery doesn't have that everybody loves everybody loves Raftery and rightfully so he's I never I never really got into vital either I just uh and I recognize the importance of Dick Vitale in the landscape of college basketball before college basketball school he was he was the cheerleader so I I'm I'm all about that I just never really enjoyed all that when uh when you think of onions from Raftery what's the number one shot that comes to mind great question great fucking question hold on I gotta really get my March madness I have mine you know what's interesting I can't think of one I can't either but I know that I can't think of the actual I know there are some I'll tell you I'll tell you mine oh for Rukman ish was he doing that one oh was he doing for Rukman ish and I know he was doing nah actually I don't know that he was doing the Dunk City the Reggie Miller was on that right all right who who you got what you got I have Jalen Suggs buzzer beater in the final four against you pretty good that's a pretty good and he goes onions with a kiss oh it's so good that's mine onions with a kiss yeah would you kiss on there a list of best built Raftery onions because this kind of does suck because onions is a great call I don't know that I can just pull one that is immediately that's his best onions call right so he's created onions is like the thing that people sprint to tweet whenever there's a close shot like he's created a like that wasn't a thing before Bill Raftery correct would you be would you rather be onion or banged by Mike bring oh I if you could like double brain remember the remember the shot you hit over me yeah your greatest I'd rather I'd rather be banged would you rather have a bang over top of that or an onion I think I'd rather banged you really yeah I rather banged you yeah and listen I'd loved onions you too yeah onions but in my mind if you said you can have one of these that you say in your mind I think I'm going bang well brains I might have double banged it brings a little more selective with the banging yeah I think I think Raftery will throw out onions a little more oh he onions during uh Chris Jenkins he did onions Chris Jenkins yeah onions double order sauteed oh which I don't remember him saying that but uh what's up chicken heads we're going to take a quick break now for a message from one of our partners this is a paid message from GoFundMe my name is Ashley Kane I'm the daddy of a little girl in heaven and a father to two boys on there I've got an incredible relationship with GoFundMe both personally and via our daughter's foundation the Isaelia Foundation GoFundMe has allowed me the foundation and thousands of people out there to give hope to what is in need you'd actually be surprised how many people out there are willing to show love and support you in your time of need my advice for anyone that needs to stop a GoFundMe will be do it you don't need to feel shame you don't need to feel guilt you don't need to feel embarrassment if you need GoFundMe use GoFundMe start your GoFundMe today at GoFundMe.com that's GoFundMe.com G-O-F-U-N-D-M-E.com this message reflects one person's experience all right back to the episode onions watching the compilation The Onion Twice during Seattle Ohio State yeah that was a great game you know Jalen Suggs well I watch it yeah you gotta see any scare me about showing me onions The Onion North Carolina Kentucky you don't think we can watch The Onion Skulls but they keep getting more exciting Luke May The Onion Luke May yes is that the shot the yeah Luke May onion does the chat have a famous onions Virginia over Texas Tech Moorhead State Louisville oh yeah yeah I can see that one Villanova Robert Moore was he on um Northwestern State Iowa Uckwiskonson National Championship I don't know I don't remember these things yeah I don't I wish I I wish I was better Jeff D Love Jeff D Love remembers yeah I go close call Jeff will remember yeah I this this is there are rare instances where Jeff means anything to the show at all yeah I he's nothing but a trivia skeleton to me that's all that's all he is um by the way but yes what a whooping you put on huh well listen they're good kids spoilers we don't have to get into it they're they're they well it came out it came out last week and I and listen we played the the TJ Gia Connor team and it was the biggest ass whipping in the history of the dozen we've been 24 to 4 and that was with me giving them the answer at the end basically yeah it was a totally easy answer yeah neither also Fran might have given us an answer it's something we were trying man we were we were we were trying to give you whatever we could give you um yeah what's what's Jeff's name on my phone Jeffery boy trivia dude receipt printer all right now we watch Brandon try to make one phone call let's peel back the curtain and you only have 20 contacts in your phone man who does not save contacts is now attempting to I've got this could be his mechanic hello hey Jeff it's Jeff it's Jeff it's Brandon from mostly sports tell me you're on the dozen yes uh you're live on the dozen but you're live on mostly sports right now oh my life in the dozen yes yes hello um Bill Raftery if you had to think of his most iconic onions calls which one come to mind the the onions double order one is the one that comes to mind the most oh and that's the that's that's the one Chris Jenkins that was the I mean he's he said it before I mean he said it multiple times before but that's like the column because probably do you mean probably Jenkins but this is the problem me and Titus can't think of an iconic we know they exist we can't think of his one iconic onions call because he but it's like the call itself is the iconic thing right that's that's what I think jeb I think the call is almost better than the shots sometimes yes exactly he he also peppers it in kind of the perfect moments too like he doesn't over the he wasn't even safe for the other shop the other night he said he's ended up saying it but I it's yeah it's it's kind of weird that you say like that but that is true it's like I would say probably Jenkins um he also he also has to keep in mind too I feel like he's only been on the biggest games recently because he for a while out there was it was not him with Nance it's a great point he was doing like he was doing the other games he's he's got some even that that game that I brought up when I was five seconds Jeff five we need an answer north western state five four three Jeff you got an answer two one is it final is it final we'll go we'll go northwest all right you gotta go sorry not correct sorry this feels good to do it to him once yeah it does the other thing I guess uh brine is the play by play guy yeah raftery is the color commentator so when he onions is is is he has to get his moment he has to he lets the play by play guy make the call yeah and then moments after the shot has been made he says his onions you know what I mean sure so that's probably why the onions don't stick in your brain with the shot whereas brine as soon as the ball goes in he yells by the bank so you can't watch the shot without hearing the bang you could you could watch the braille and molland shot without ever get to the point where raftery says onions so that might be why uh it's not so are you all going bang over onions or onions over bang you're going bang when they tweet out the clip on social sometimes they they leave out the onions whereas they'll never leave out the bang can't leave out the bang yeah bang's the better call but I'd rather have onions I'd rather have I'd rather have raftery's respect than Mike Brains that's fair you know what I mean yeah I'd rather have the stamp of approval from Bill Raftery but I'd rather have I'd rather be banged what if I can offer you a double bang double banks pretty good because those are rare there's like four guys have gotten a double bank double banks pretty good yeah what about you Ebo you want to get banged no I prefer a french man call me the devil a devil named Ebo steps back drills the three was is there a Yukon radio call from the shop by the way uh I don't know good great question I want to hear that because we focused on the the Duke radio call they're off the bench give me technical I just realized there's probably a pretty good Yukon radio call out there right what if it's just Jeff D low we didn't even know about it I'm outside I love that Jeff started his video that too what was that mean I'm outside clearly I'm clearly I'm out of sorts I'm outside I'm outside guys to give you an idea of how crazy the situation is to give you some context yeah as to how much I've lost my mind I'm sorry do you see a roof I am outside right now I am I have I have left my my home right I am outside right now I have no cover anything can happen the sun is on my face and I've never felt more alive I am outside and fucking I'm gonna jump in a pool cool yes Connor I'm looking for it it seems like all of it has been struck down they all it all got nuked like all of the why would the Yukon radio call wait wait wait wait wait wait uh oh nuked this one nuked our tweet nuked really that's the Duke call that's the Duke are these radio companies these uh these westwood ones and these all these are they very protective of their calls I don't know that might have been a March madness yeah right okay all right there but I yeah I haven't even heard of Yukon there was well it was okay it was solid oh it sounds like it wasn't good at all so it sounds like it fucking sucked no the way you just did you do it better what did you do an onions or a bang on the uh on the the bb episode bba episode that got erroneously uploaded oh you don't know what happened nothing never mind no nothing what happened nothing everything's fine well because it sounds like you said something got erroneously uploaded everything's fine what got everything's fine what happened bang let me get your then we get your mind back onions hold on I'm I'm nothing happy I'm I'm the fucking commissioner I got a fire somebody no no no no no no no no no no no you think nothing happened you think you think Adam Silver if they if they just drop game four of the NBA finals right now yeah I think Adam Silver would just sit there actually he might he actually would he's a pussy he very much might I'm just nothing I made it up I was kidding I was joking they dropped the no they did not accidentally upload the wrong episode and then re upload the wrong episode again that didn't happen I listen that did not happen I just made it up I gotta make some calls you are the commissioner though I don't I have a reputation as the best commissioner in sports I don't know if it's gonna survive today but we're just gonna have to see where you see here's the schedule right there's a schedule so so bang so where we're we're we're over well today it's game five should be March 31st at 10 a.m. um yeah you know any other if they uploaded any other one it would probably spoil it like if they were to upload like the all-star game or something all right heads are gonna have to roll who's hands someone's gonna I don't know I don't know I don't know how any of this shit works on a steak would you like it on a steak I want it on a steak I want it to roll on a steak I want it to be spit roasted I want I want to put a steak on it I want to put it over an open flame and fucking roll it that's what I want heads multiple anyway BBA's out check that out yeah it's really good people are enjoying it people uh I will say heavy is the head that wears the crown Brandon because a lot of people are talking to me and say and like here are things to spice it up I am the best commissioner and yet even when you are the best commissioner even when you demonstrate that you have full understanding of how to run a league and you put on the best show in sports really uh people still have suggestions people are still coming to me and saying like you got to do this next year but you're the best commissioner because you listen I know and that's what's hard is like do I trust my gut my gut has got me this far my gut has has created the greatest sports league on planet earth and yet I still am uh I'm still humble enough to listen to the uh really the people that don't know what the fuck's going on so again let me just people don't know like what what goes into being a commission let me clarify let me clarify your comments um you are far and away the greatest at this and you're humble enough to know I am I'm the best ever do it right even close and but I'm still humble enough to yes to know that there are things I could I could learn some tweaks to be made I did uh I have one suggestion I saw one suggestion that I really liked and I'm not going to spoil it now but uh next year I think I saw that suggestion next year we're going to spice it up next year we're going to really fucking spice it up I think I saw that suggestion so um anyway let me read an advertisement because there's 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that you uh how you doing uh with are you saying the jade and ivy situation yeah what a weird story um yeah it's a it's a lot jade and ivy was waived by the bowls was traded to the bowls from the pistons was a promising young rookie uh or a promising young prospect coming out of purdue um the frankly the kind of prospect that like purdue doesn't produce like that like a guy as dynamic as him exciting score yeah like a like a very athletic um guy and uh yeah i think like would he have a decent rookie year like he was he was okay and then had like injuries and then the pistons send him to the bowls and then i don't know man it i don't really fully know what's going on right now but um yeah the bowls waived him yesterday that's kind of the story of the nba right this second yeah average 16 points a game his rookie year but that was when the pistons were bad and then yeah 15 17 and then he's he's cratered the past couple years and then the pistons got really good and he's lost opportunity and um yeah and he's crater uh i i want to i want to share my i have a lot of thoughts brandon but i'm like scared to share them on the live show yeah doing right now because it's like it's a story that i i'm not fully informed on it's like i was i was watching like his instagram live last night and i tried to piece together what the hell is going on feels like a developing story i'm i'm a little scared to talk live unfiltered thoughts you know like to share because this is a live show we don't really have a dump button yeah no say it here i last night i thought i should because i i i don't want to avoid talking about it i but i also am scared to just do a stream of consciousness and say the wrong thing so i i recorded a video last night yeah and i thought i thought if we could just play the my thoughts that i recorded last night that would kind of sum up how i feel and we could just move on from the story okay i sent a i sent a video i recorded last night to tj and all right here here are my thoughts on the jay nivy's okay this is this is kind of your filtered thoughts yeah yeah okay all right edited down and and and all that so here we go all right just woke up in japan and another tigerwood's car accident um pretty awful news to to wake up too um first most important thing it seems like everyone's okay that's obviously number one um it's just really sad you know taking off the journalist out a little bit um i think a lot of us you know grew up idolizing this guy and this is not what we want to see him in the news for um the fact that his body's in this condition the fact that he um continues to um you know put himself behind the wheel it seems like in in in you know in circumstances like this seems so good at tgl you know he seems so good at tgl just a couple couple weeks ago happy engaged you know um and i think we all just want to see tiger happy um and and well he's provided us with so many incredible moments and memories and just a huge bummer um yeah it's just a huge bummer just really really sad um that's really all there is to say that's really all there is to say i mean i wish you would never drive i wish you would never drive um that burp in there doesn't get talked about i don't know but i think driving is one place where he feels like kind of normal and you know in control and probably gets moments of of peace but um certainly doesn't seem like it's a good decision you know it certainly doesn't seem like it's a it's a good decision um um you know he said just a couple days ago he was working on trying to play in the masters and it all seems so small now when stuff like this happens it's it's it's just horrible it's just horrible yeah you know just bummed i can't help but notice and this is if i'm off base i'm off base and i apologize the video you recorded yesterday about your jaden ivy thoughts seems like the dan rapaport it looks like the exact same video it was like the exact same video from when dan rapaport found out tiger woods kind of arrested for drunk driving it also looks a lot like the uh john shyer alternate angle for yeah it does yeah maybe and i'll be honest it were you in japan i was in japan i just woke up and i don't know the tiger woods car accident every time i watch that it seems like he says it faster the the start he's like just woke up in japan another tiger woods car accident um so just like yeah obviously obviously i woke up in japan another tiger woods car accident but let's go you're that was funny and everything but it made me realize and yesterday blutman texted i guess he the full copy pasta he wrote the whole thing out described the whole thing and i and i almost think that just just substituting the words jaden ivy here does make it all right just woke up in chicago another jaden ivy instagram live instagram live pretty awful news to wake up to uh first most important thing it seems like everyone's okay that's obviously number one um it's just really sad you know taking off the journalist hat a little bit uh i think a lot of us grew up idolizing this guy and this is not where we want to see him in the news for the fact that his body's in this condition his brain's in this condition the fact that he's continues to put himself behind the phone on his life it seems like in circumstances like this he seemed so good at purdue just a couple years ago happy engaged i think we all just want to see jaden happy and well he's provided us with so many incredible moments of memories yeah it's just a huge bummer just really really sad that's really all there's to say i just wish he would never tweet or post but i think honestly instagram live is the one place where he feels like kind of normal and you know control probably gets moments of heat yeah you're right holy shit that does work every apology that really really works this might be our stock apology mirror on out uh are we just we when we insert uh every single person in sports into anytime there's a scandal it's yeah we're waking up in japan baby just woke up in japan that report came on the yak you missed it you're i did miss it he was a good sport about it he took it on the chin um but also is like not that he needs to apologize for anything or like walk it back but it is like just kind like i do feel like if tiger got an erect tomorrow he would post like exactly you know i think he was just kind of like yeah i get why people were he would just be in china at that point yeah he's like i get why people are laughing but like that's just kind of how i how i roll man that is who i am kind of yeah did you see uh see franky giving it to rigs no so four play their episode yeah and and rigs was i don't know rigs was like yeah yeah yeah i guess that's what i did and everything and and franky franky was like i was pissed at you i thought that sucked oh really good for franky yeah it was bizarre yeah it was something it was something um yeah the the jade and ivy thing that's weird it is uh i i i i i followed so much on the on the sword of personal liberty at some point where like back in the day cavernic uh kneeled kneeled on the anthem and i'm like you know he's free to do that you're free to stand for the anthem i think everybody's free to do whatever i think the the ripples here the ripples here are going to be interesting because travion hinderson quote tweeted today quote tweeted uh about jade and ivy and is like you know let he who speaks against this get he's he's getting persecuted and all that i think there's going to be a lot of athletes that come to his defense and i'm anxious to see how the ripples go through sports if in fact they do go through sports or if they stop at jade and ivy i don't um you know jade and ivy's free to say whatever he says and the bulls are free to do whatever they want to do with their employees so i i don't i don't get in there's also the the question of jade and ivy was averaging 25 points a game and was a franchise superstar and the bulls were you know i don't three seeded the east i don't think it's controversial to say there are guys playing in the mba who have been accused and of doing worse things than jade and ivy did i don't think that's controversial to say um but yeah if he were if he were a starter if he were a franchise player would he would he be able to say these things probably but it's not how the world works so that's where we are yeah i woke up in japan this morning i i i uh created a account called it did michael rap or wake up in japan i'm just gonna tweet yes or no every day i like that is it was it yesterday it was i tweeted no oh so he's back from japan he is okay next time he's in japan though that tweet's gonna bang it would be a good song woke up in japan and i'm just still trying to figure out how it would go what type of tune it would be i mean they're the lyrics right there yeah i guess just woke up in japan but it's like yeah it was called an accident is it happy make quick make it yeah yeah took you could could i i pick bj i picture it took a bill to be could you feed these words and do and do like an ai and give us a song right now probably we can't listen we can't listen to an ai song oh dude remember counter puck brand sister at the hockey game was the song of the summer yeah yeah we could take it down and take it down yeah i don't i do remember it now but also that's stupid stupid stupid we just made the song up it's pretty stupid we live in a walless society but also there have never been more loss very confusing we can do anything yeah we can do nothing we can do absolutely nothing and yet it's in a book take a look yeah it's reading rainbow all right we'll get into another tiger road scar accident um uh we'll get into another tiger road scar accident uh uh do that video woke up in japan but i woke up in japan doesn't get us a good move by evo right there i have a personal announcement actually that i would like to to share with the room uh i am now that there's a little bit of downtime we have uh third wednesday thursday four days until college basketball is back that's right four days of downtime lead up to the final four we can we're gonna be in indy we're gonna go down uh we'll do a show friday from indy we'll do a show saturday from indy bonus bonus show saturday that's an announcement we've never done it's an announcement we have we have a show on saturday we're just doing a regular show regular time on saturday this one saturday uh from indy naplis and then we're gonna do one monday from indy naplis before the national championship very excited for this final four will be awesome but uh as as we have a few days of downtime my personal announcement is that for the first time this season i'm open to the nba and i would like i would like to i would like to know what's going on wow so you're what you're telling me is uh for a four day window between march 30th and april second yep give me up to speed brain and what you've you've got you've got a little bit of time for the players like who's good who's who's uh team to watch last night player to watch sga hit a game winning three pointer all right i'm closing wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what get a game winning three pointer that was waved off oh i'm back in because of an offensive foul oh pushed off he finally got called for something well i'll be damned but i will say watching over the last couple of weeks the foul baiting from sga has reached critical mass and now it's every every day you've got a new one on twitter where he he hooks a guy or he does something so he's still out there ruining basketball okay but like the celtics are the store are going to be the story in the east i think in the playoffs uh it's it's their conference to lose right right connor yeah yeah because people still don't fully buy into the pistons pistons are good but it feels like they're just a regular season it doesn't feel like they're here yet whereas the celtics jaylin brown as a legitimate case for mvp he's not going to win it but he does have a legitimate case for mvp and just like all the guys with legitimate cases for mba mvp aren't going to win it yeah how many how many guys i game rule how many guys you think uh have a legitimate case how many guys like aren't going to win it but like you want to give them an honorable mention that they could have one mvp i mean yoke it's right yoke it's is one luca luca for sure the way that he's come on in the past couple of weeks his numbers are insane jaylin brown when b when b i think is realistically in the conversation like he could win it but when b has been so those four and sj is going to win it i think so so uh victor won man yama by the way last night he got to a double double in the quickest amount of time that anybody in mba history has ever achieved a trip how long did it take him eight minutes and 31 seconds 10 points t rebound 10 rebounds eight minutes yes something along those lines uh shea right now prohibitive favorite he's minus 300 to win the mvp victor won man yama is second plus 225 luca plus 1500 in the yoke it's with big odds plus 8000 which is pretty astral yeah that's uh and then after that is jaylin brown kawaii linard jaylin brunson donovan michael and anthony edwards but they are all like plus 10 000 sure batoum uh nicholas batoum went on uh old man in the three and he was talking about when b and he had a conversation with mb basically his rookie years like when b will my average one only average one block a year because people will start getting so scared to shoot it he's still averaging three blocks a year or a game this season uh that's kind of crazy that he's getting like a derail revist level treatment of like we're not even gonna throw the ball at you yeah which like how do you even quantify but you don't even have to throw the ball at him we get the shot blocked right yeah like he's blocking shots from from five feet away from from like he's blocking shots that are crazy some of the closeouts at the three point line are insane also he's still how old is he uh 19 he's 19 every 19 year old 19 forever old yeah is he 22 23 22 yeah that's scary that's fucking scary he's just completely erases rudigo bears legacy by the way yeah oh yeah which i love well not his basketball legacy or is covet starting legacy his basketball ladies of coveted starting legacy still but like yeah the the the fact that go bears not even the best french big men defensively when yeah like he was thought of as as recently as how many years ago like one of the greatest defenders i mean probably now people say he's like the greatest defender of all i mean wendy's gonna break the idea of greatest yeah yeah didn't win defensively last year because wendy couldn't get it uh or leave it or two years ago uh no it was not okay last should be wrong i uh i find myself in an interesting crossroads of wendy because uh i was when he entered the nba i was someone who was like i don't hate him by any stretch of the imagination yeah just scared of him i i find this terrifying as an american basketball fan you hate foreigners the a foreigner being this good is terrifying yes that's exactly right brandon um 41 and 16 last night crazy but a lot of block shots man but in the context of the national basketball association wendy has positioned himself as a hero whereas the thunder the villains yes we need a hero to rise up and destroy the oklahoma city thunder you know what i mean so like i'm simultaneously terrified of this guy but also i love him and and it's and it's it's breaking my brain a little bit because i've spent so so much time being like like every time ebo comes in is like you see what wendy did last night i'm like ebo this is not good this is actually not good well i mean i think it's the perfect face of a post lebron curry nba though yeah you gotta have somebody that's a little larger than life i mean sga is not going to be in no absolutely yeah sga is not no he is it's just the with the 2028 olympics roll around i'm gonna be terrified i don't want to yeah i don't i don't want to think about that i don't want to think about wimpy and those french men losing to the french and basketball yeah they like losing to the the venezuelans in baseball yeah we have the uh losing to the canadiens and hockey yeah it could be us it could not be us i guess our women no no no i guess our paralympic team oh no i don't think so not them either oh seated rivalry the post the braunera will have two doughy european guys uh uh two absolute freaks in yannis and and wendy and then sga is that uh is yannis that do it for you has yannis lost his grip though yes feels like i think so has slipped a little he battles injury his team has fallen all the way off but i don't know is he playing right now because i'm going to see the bucks tonight oh you are no yeah i bought my i bought my my baby boy uh tickets to go see cooper flag in january oh right and it got canceled because of snowstorm it was a sunday afternoon game oh yeah and the mavericks couldn't get out of uh so it got it got moved to the night so we're going to see cooper flag tonight me and my me and my boy yannis hasn't played since uh the 15th are they shut him down it's cooper flag playing because i just i need to see one of them well i have to check and see i will say i know that's why i asked in today's it feels like the superstars are going to play forever like i i think about kevin durant and steve curry i'm like they're going to play until they're 50 well doing i mean but not actually but he's talking about actual superstars not joellen no but i'm saying superstars playing forever lebron's still fucking doing it triple double last night yeah he's still fucking doing it isn't he still still fucking doing it and and he's going to final four oh that is also true yeah imagine that lebron james going out getting triple doubles when when he's in his 23rd year in the league he then he gets to turn on the tv see his son who's at arizona going to the final four who's a pivotal part of that basketball team pivotal huge yeah and then you get to see brawny go off for the south bay lakers he gets to call up to the actual lakers and the running pick and rolls together father son assist first time in nba history that he's just having a time having a time out in l.a. you're only as strong as your weakest link you know true yeah what's so arizona wouldn't be here yeah not for brex james and i'd like to just reiterate what you say you're only as strong as your weakest link so when your weakest link shows up in a shirt or titties on it yeah kind of drags the whole the whole show i have a screenshot of me wearing it on the show before there it is months ago that's that's just today nobody nobody that's that's the best of the day it might be the same exact outfit yes but nobody had a problem that it is the exact same outfit yeah yeah hair looks a lot better now though i will say i don't i don't know that i i don't know that i like the trend your hair is taken i have a i have a haircut tomorrow you've been saying that for three weeks i've a haircut it's legitimately tomorrow i'm going tomorrow and i'll get it trimmed up a little bit it is shiny too so yeah they they would always say they called me shiny nose as a kid because i my nose was really really shiny that's why i like Rudolph yeah no would they not let you play any reindeer games that was the red nose Rudolph was red nose shine yeah but it was shiny had a very shiny nose yeah the shiny nose it wasn't just red it was it was right no but yeah they would call me my my forehead and my my nose because i was going through puberty they called you Rudolph didn't know they called me shiny nose because it it shined a lot they called you shiny nose they couldn't quite get there to Rudolph they couldn't quite no because it's not very creative at all for being honest yeah i'm not saying it was it listen it's not like bullies are always creative i they just they they had this nickname for me yeah you're right shiny no bless your bully was a girl so no this was a separate and he wasn't even necessarily bullies you had no in terms of people like teasing me and stuff like that yeah people tease me all the time they still tease me people on the internet fucking hate me really so yeah exactly it's fine people tease you now i'm i'm used to it that's crazy it's all good i won't stand for that no bullshit what do you tease for now having a hot mom no i mean pretty much everything that you guys say people just regurgitate online so it's fine it happens that is true yeah so there are a lot of parents what are your what are your like top insecurities what am i top now what really bothers you yeah like what what uh someone wanted to get under i think i think i've tackled a lot of my insecurities in the past like calendar year really but what sends you into the worst place yeah what just what can make you go home today crying yeah i don't know don't answer that kind of trap yeah i will give you the answer wake up in japan right now i'll give you the answer i just don't have one on the top of my head you know what's crazy about the nba talking about uh what's going on in the the national basketball association ramping up for for a playoff start here in two weeks three weeks four weeks five weeks um three three three three weeks yeah um i was actually reading a column the other day that that mba's kind of taking a step back and baseball is having a moment right now baseball's doing baseball is kind of capturing the nation's attention and uh despite baseball being in in its infant this season being in its infancy perhaps the american public care more about baseball than than the mba really interesting column i'll forward it to you brandon please do it's a great column please do sports dot com written by a man with a shiny nose really what does what qualifies him to write such a column i don't know okay i don't know i just thought it was an interesting topic a discussion that some people online were having especially around the world baseball classic has mlb you know in this sports media landscape that for the past decade really just has been football and basketball is mlb really sliding in as that you like to write love to write yeah may i throw out an idea do you guys have any ideas if you have an idea yeah well yeah as you know francis uh famously has written davis book and then dav looked at it and said no you're not and now in the dav rewrote his book and it's coming out in june i'm sure it's gonna be very well written um if you want to take a stab just and you can just debut it here we don't even put it for sale if you want to write the mostly sports book you you have free reign to write the mostly sports book i want an anthology though but but listen i don't want any stone on turn i want all the controversies the hidden controversies i want all all all the dirt okay yeah you can make some shit up to yeah yeah i think it might be better to if we start out like with coffee table books coffee table books and children's books what are you trying to hide i think i know i think i think that's more profitable yeah but i noticed when i said uh make sure you uncover all the hidden controversies mark had no problem i had no problem tj didn't say well i was gonna have this stop before you even said that but coffee table book children's books do seem that's what i'm remarkably easy do you want a coffee table book because that's the only one you can reach children's book children's books are and here and here's the thing is that brandon says that now all the guys in the internet are gonna go parrot it uh yeah i mean listen the internet likes really funny fucking jokes what do you want to say parrot is a good way of putting it we might need to i might need the the chain in the nuts oh no brandon oh give me an animal any animal will do uh panda bear connor give me an adjective any adjective will do slimy the slimy panda bear children's book let's write it that was fun yeah that could work ebo right that right that sell drawings on etsy ebo animal uh orangutan tj adjective uh ugly ornery ornery orangutan that's a mouthful oh yeah he starts out really grumpy that's where you're you're trying to teach your kids how to speak connor yeah teaching words you're teaching him ornery orangutan is your daughter reading yet or no she's eight months old that's yeah that's that's my business fucking she's rude on the cup yeah that's a pretty personal question she blogging yet or i just wanted to know the development yeah she's reading she's making tiktok she had her read my book i called her reading my book the other day i had to stop her on the toilet oh father long shit just long shit who's the villain just yeah i can't believe you stumbled upon flush the three times yeah she couldn't put it down that is ebo your onesie does fit her now yeah thank god i was if you guys remember when we did one he gave her or no the one uh yeah and here he goes we did the baby shower three years ago i want to say an ebo body a onesie that was a cubs jersey onesie that was massive pinstripes and i will be honest i looked at it and i said that'll never fit my baby and now here we are babies grow fast just in time for baseball yeah i timed it perfectly she should work for opening day yeah what do you want to ask on her i have a serious question about raising a child blue diamond growers blue diamond almonds and more are the flavorful nut mix mixed nuts leveled up almonds cashews and pistachios and three signature blue diamond flavors honey roasted smokehouse roasted sea salt freshness is absolutely guaranteed uh plus you get five grams of protein per serving other mixed nuts are stale and bland they can't match blue diamonds flavor and freshness upgrade to the flavorful nut mix blue diamond almonds and more what is your question about raising a child connor at what age do you have to mark obviously you're not at this stage i guess it's more of a targeted question for brandon at what age do you stop wiping after they go to the bathroom because this is something that i don't remember as i was as i was a kid but i can't remember if i went to like preschool and was in somebody else's control like a teacher or something like that and then they had to play i don't know when that stopped you believe that there are preschoolers and i don't i don't know if you're right or wrong but you're you're you're wondering are there preschoolers who will go take a poop and then have yeah i don't have the teacher come in and wipe their no no i'm saying maybe i just didn't poop at daycare or preschool whatever like but i imagine like i don't know here's the here's the here's the unspoken rule you only wipe your own kids ass yeah you don't wipe correct another kid's ass that's even she won't even tie another kid's shoe right exactly i don't know you which by the way valid i thought that was a valid take but no it's not it's one of the worst things ever been said on barstool internet i thought it was valid a kid a six-year-old kid walks up with untied shoes all he wants to do is go back and play with his friends says mister will you please tie my shoes and steven looks at this kid and says i don't know you i don't know you as something i don't say to a 35 year old man that's what that that's the roles are reversed that steven chay goes up to the six-year-old says will you tie my shoe and the six-year-old says i don't i don't know you sir yeah that's that's how i should go to speaking of being ruthless to kids uh did you see friend of the program taylor mcgregor the clip that uh so funny she had i i i saw it i i don't know how to find it other than i saw mlb's instagram tj if you want to go there and try to scroll i know they post a lot probably i uh she's we should have her on the show more we should yeah she's great she's delight no delightful absolute delight when she's on here and she's in chicago like it's no there's no excuse not to not to ever uh okay scroll down did you see this brandon i did i did yeah made me laugh tickled my funny bone and and they do there is right there yeah this was cold you're a cardinal fan yeah it's a little kid you get to play it back you can hear like it you're a cardinal fan you can hear how young the kid is yeah excuse me mass did they put that bonk noise in there or was that a mistake you're a cardinal fan wait wait a second you thought that noise might have been in really few you're a cardinal fan oh they just very lightly played that on the broadcast you're a cardinal fan that was added to the clip that had been posted to the clip there she is no no no no turn it out you're a cardinal fan where would that have been played naturally why would that be added to the clip why would that be the sound effect i agree with you why would it be played at wriggly field but also if you have to put a sound effect there why i don't know but that's what somebody chose somebody chose the book dang somebody chose the it's a bonk bonk yeah somebody chose that like why why play it again play it again i heard like a bell ringing there's what there there's two noises okay you're don't just the first noise and organ ringing and then yeah go okay play it there she is you're a cardinal fan that sounds like a ding to me that doesn't sound like a bonk i think it's a bonk i think it's a bonk that's like it's a bonk that's like sideshow bob stepping on the rakes yeah bang yeah it's the horn that goes off when you price is right i miss her i miss her i think my ears checked we why don't we do need a bonk on the show to be honest let's find the right bonk here now maybe a bong that's better that's better what's that is a deep bonk well that's just talk about that's now i'm hungry that one's almost cute no that's not it that's the same one yeah let's use that what somebody says something pretty good one gank oh should we that is this okay the question i'm gonna ask is innocent but it's gonna sound when we have taylor mcgregor on the show next should we should we bonk her okay all right no that's no all right brandon that's nobody nobody make a cool card of that that's that she'll never come back on the show jeez that's crazy she hangs out with mentsy do you see the uh i had this put my algorithm there's like a guy who had autism in the 70s that makes sound effects stan lim cool stan lim cool is his name yeah um have you seen this clip no le m k u i l dj i don't know why i was fed this but uh it feels relevant to what we were just talking about i assume he had i don't mean to to diagnose i'm not a professional i shouldn't have said that i shouldn't have said that but you just i shouldn't have said that he has autism because uh if you watch the if you watch the video it yeah no one no one will know for sure yeah house to see that stan lim kule of sacramento california likes to collect things still looking house what stan collects most unusual of all are noises stan what's the difference between a noise and a sound effect most people tend to classify both of them together but a noise is different in that it's nondescript you can't identify it that's a noise a sound effect is describable you know what those are you can identify can't you come back to rush your time to record your record to record a bit spending an afternoon at stan lim kule's house you'll find yourself continually asking the tv commercial question is it live or is it lim kule it's lim kule again and stands diligently trained his voice since he was six years old now he can imitate just about anything and anyone you can be a siren yes i'm the loudest man on the world to be in the Guinness Book of Records i do 125 db with this voice alone but i can't do it inside a building i have to do it outside pretty good all stan lim kule admits a certain resemblance between his vocal talents and those of robin williams of mark and mindie fame so it seemed only appropriate that he bit me farewell in martian as only stan lim kule can speak it your thoughts bro that might be my favorite thing that i've ever watched i my first my first thought was is he still alive he's not damn it yeah because that was the invitation was coming next um i don't know i that video hit me in every every good feeling part of my body did it for me i thought why did you see i don't know i don't know i was just scrolling and then it popped up and i watched it i was like this is crazy yeah what a talent huh he he's like the police academy guy michael windslow yeah yeah i'm crazy i don't know how i sound effect guys yeah i can't make any sound you can mimic any sound it seems he should have been he should have been the most famous yeah he was he was kind of born before extremely family yeah i guess the born at the wrong time yeah he was on the gong show police academy guy was the famous one police academy guy kind of cocked him yeah yeah police kind of being sick have you seen documentary now like the the mockumentary show yes yes that almost it's so unbelievable it feels like that it feels like an episode of documentary now but that guy's actually real yeah that's crazy yeah crazy you guys are all speechless it seems you're stunned did you look like brandon wait what what did you say when did you is that wait is that why you dino sympathism does he look like no no i'm asking questions brandon what that's i'm just asking questions okay but i answered you i said no does he look like me no when i wear a button up shirt with stars all over would you have junk all over your house and but if you did do your hair like that brandon you think i don't even know if it's possible you gotta go side part no you don't have enough hair for that i do the right that uh there is there was a timeline your life could have taken that maybe even i can't even yeah you can't even get your hair that bad well it's it's getting there yeah damn that makes him sound effect yeah do 30 seconds uninterrupted bonks out of x brand what were the 70s like i don't know connor i wasn't aware for the 70s i was only there for eight months in the 70s i was born in april of 1979 okay i'm an 80s child born in the 70s yeah what were the what were the early 90s like they were vibrant honestly probably the last true time actually america was probably pretty good for you yeah probably pretty damn bet you were full and i was only in the 90s for 25 days yeah but i'm a 90s baby oh like so basically all you did in the 90s yeah yeah basically all he did in the 90s right latch on i was there for the last christmas of the 1900s everything i was aiming to try to do in the 90s you just did it you did it for 25 days that's all you did what a life damn you're the fucking man connor yeah you should be the most nostalgic for the 90s guy out there a lot of us are a lot of us that live through it are like man the 90s were the best i wish we could go back you should be leading that charge although it was awesome i was just sucking titties early 2000s is probably sweet too yeah uh MLB hopometer results ebo you put this on the sheet this is the uh the athletic it looks like based on the logo and this graphic uh they i assume they they ask fans they are you optimistic or pessimistic about your team heading into 2026 yeah and this is something that i kind of hint at every every the start of every baseball season i i suggest that baseball fans generally are more optimistic than any other fans yeah across the board more so than football or basketball because you kind of have a sense going into football and basketball we're going to be dog shit but baseball it'll surprise you sometimes um anything that jumps out to you ebo any reason in particular why you put this on here uh one thing that jumped out to me was the the last two or single digits they just have no hope at all what jumps out to you uh that would be the new york yankees mark who have oh didn't even notice that same level of optimism as the chicago white socks mind you the new york yankees have erin judge and played in a world series two years ago uh the chicago white socks have lost 100 games in three straight seasons yeah those two fan bases are equally optimistic you know what i don't understand about that as are the marlin you can say the new yorkness of it right but then the mets are at number 10 the mets fans that i know are never ever ever ever optimistic the yankees fans i know despite them not winning a world series since 2009 despite them not doing they still act like they're the best team in the league i all the yankees fans i know pretend they are still the yankees on a year-in-year out basis whether it's uh Wyatt out there marty mush tj they all act like they're great every year even when they're pedestrian so where is this coming from i don't know i think it's like burden of expectation right when you ask a fan what they're like for their hope rating a white socks fans hope is based off of them winning 80 games 70 70 games and a yankees fan hope is if we don't win the world series everyone's gonna say it was a failure but i don't know a yankees fan that doesn't believe they can win the world series this year i think most yankees fans maybe they don't want to say the loud the quiet part out loud saw 2024 is probably the best opportunity in this window having Juan soto and having erin judge two years younger than he is now and last year garicol wasn't around and i forgot the yankees had one so right yeah like it's still a great roster and they'll still probably make the playoffs but like the al east is going to be a gauntlet all season and everyone's getting older and they didn't really change much from last year to this year another thing i'd like to call out on the graphic is the los angeles dodgers uh the point two percent of what not after this one and a who's not an actual depression that's like a guy who's mad that like Larry david that like parking went up five dollars or something and he's like fuck the dodgers not enough bobblehead nights there's 30 bobblehead nights my dodger dog is the i swear it's smaller than it used to be they say it's the same size as it's always been but the dodger dog is 10 smaller um what what team is what fan base seems super optimistic but their team will probably actually be dog shit like pirates there won't be dog shit but you know what i'm saying like what what bad team the fans are like i don't care that we're bad we're gonna have fun is it what about who's what about the a's at 12 a's yeah what a's fans happy what a's fan exists where who who is acknowledging being a's fan yeah i'm curious who they're polling because it's not the what could possibly be the oakland no that would be zero that would be yeah and they're not gonna be positive about the team if they are so i don't know i guess maybe sacramento fans they're just happy the team is happy they exist plain and sacramento um but yeah like the pirates the pirates aren't expected to actually make the playoffs or or contend for but the arrows pointed up i think but the arrows pointed up so they are 80 percent for rounding up they're they're 80 optimistic yeah which is uh pretty cool what happened to the fucking twins uh they did a little bit sell off yeah kind of went into full rebuild not full rebuild but okay all right yeah okay they did interview like they put some quotes from individual teams if you wanted this to yeah can i can i talk to optimistic optimism craig yeah wait no pessimistic optimistic optimistic craig don't have any internal golden ages upon us no okay give me uh oh i like optimus m i don't have hope i have a guarantee oh we added tucker and d as to an all-star team the rest of leagues out here stressing over rebuilds while we're basically printing rings that's not how rings work this does kind of read like you don't print rings this this reads like the writer just made these quotes up yeah you don't just print range right am i great jeff d low probably there's a get a woman's perspective on there too that's how there's alexandra i'm sorry this is alexandra this is about softball is it about okay i'm afraid i'm setting my hopes way too high but i can't seem to help it with my detroit tigers wow pitching big plus fielding adequate kevin mcgonagall to the moon nobody has said these things ever nobody's ever said these goddamn sentences now people talk go uh keep going i want to see some some pessimists let's go the bottom pessimist connor that's you that's fucking cubs fan pessimist connor that was you you that you they you were on the street you i know this you were you were jogging by wrigglyfield and they asked you this is it near the rabbit hole you're by the rabbit hole they're like hey excuse me sir we're stopping people on the street to get a your thoughts on the upcoming cubs season and what did you say it is read by rabbit hole you said make what you will the bregman signing but the offense isn't likely to be any better and last year in the second half showed a lot of cracks in the art you fucking pieces that what was our whiny voice that we used a couple weeks ago what was that for google reviews you want to do that again i'd like to do the pessimist um uh let me see pessimist connor again make what you will the bregman signing but the offense isn't likely to be any better than last year in the second half showed a lot of cracks in the armor i just have to go to wrigglyfield sit in the summer sun at 120 and be awesome i hate it here probably just gonna win the division we probably won't beat the dodgers but what a bitch ass you are connor i'll have a fun summer at the ballpark but but otherwise you know what he better not make connor connor conno no he won't oh i forgot you're not in charge of that anymore no i'm still in charge of connor connor con but you guys are just a compound compound you guys have compound this month yeah yeah get the match uh optimus nick after last season's embarrassment i was more than happy to see the mess clean house and reshape the roster optimus norton pessimist day uh there's optimus nando pessimist dan and pessimist dan says all right just woke up in japan another tiger with car accident i'm pretty often used to wake up to uh first most important uh damn pessimist dance that's incredible how do they do how does what is that how do you do that to your website that's that's some good shit right there's some good ol hdml right there really that's fun with computers right there that's fun with computers we're having fun now uh you know you you've already started again how fast you go or you just woke up to being another tiger with cars today um uh let me think about that every time i watch it it gets faster play it again play it again it's just the way before you do though it's just the way he says it it's just so matter of fact he's like let's start with things that you know and let's start with like you know what i'm gonna get past the boring stuff and we're gonna get into like the the juicy stuff so the boring stuff yes i woke up in japan i'm sure no one has any questions about that tiger woods and other car accident no questions about that it's just sad all right just woke up in japan another tiger woods car accident pretty awful awful news to wake up to oh god he says it is though it's just uh of course it's just another friday morning uh and on friday morning two things happen and you all you all know the two things that happen every friday it's uh i wake up in japan and there's another tiger woods car it's like i woke up this morning it was raining again but you know you guys know that so let's just let's put that over here and now we can talk about what we need to talk about oh man uh ibo you put this you put this on the sheet a couple times uh which i take as we should address it i take every anytime this anytime something just keeps popping up on the sheet and brandon and i we do our damnness i won't speak for you i'll speak for myself when i see a topic that is that is just frankly not interesting my eyes just move right past it sure ignore it we assume that the following day ibo will take the hint he won't put it on the sheet yeah but this particular topic he keeps putting on the sheet and i can't ignore it we go a different direction on this i i ignore it harder yeah i i see it on the sheet and i immediately take it almost as a as like ibo is throwing a punch at me and i am evading the punch he's not he's not hitting me today but you you go you i try i'm gonna take the punch so it this motherfucker just stop doing it like what a certain point is what i'm saying yeah i'm saying this we are on like day four of of me seeing this and i've done my best it's a lame story nobody wants to talk i've done my best to not talk about it ignore it thought ibo would get the hint and we're here now and it's like fuck it let's just take this head on dumb viral hypothetical could the denver broncos win one of 162 baseball games against the colorado rockies and the reason i put this on here is because 34 percent of people that voted said they'd win one game no the colorado rockies no no someone pointed this out could go up to bat with no bat and win every game yes they would that's true that's true they would walk they would walk and steal second steal third and then they would score in a wild pitch i don't know what took you so long man i i i asked for these 15 minutes ago it's just crazy that there's any people out there with the perspective that they would have a a chance well a it's colorado people they're they're high b uh anytime these hypotheticals could could could alabama beat the browns or whatever is it so people have a fundamental fundamental inability to understand how goddamn good a major league baseball roster is a major league baseball players you can be the worst major league baseball roster you're still gonna beat the fucking shit out of guys that don't play baseball correct yeah savanna bananas that's a different story could the savanna bananas win one game against the colorado rock yes no no baseball are banana bowl that i guess that's a good question and i obviously know the difference because they're they're winning what who bananas the bananas are in a banana bowl seven game series do they win now no i don't know i don't know i don't want to play a hundred two games this is a hundred sixty two games bananas are never beaten the rock this is the banana is a rock is the bananas are never beaten the rock yeah they absolutely are one when they do the college versus pro teams in in in spring training every once in a while there's a flip there like baseball that's the banana do you have no respect for the banana i have respect for respect the fucking banana i have respect for what the bananas do what the bananas do is not play major league baseball sure which is why they would lose a hundred sixty one games they would get destroyed no question about there would be games the Rockies would win 33 to nothing what's the hardest a banana's pitcher throws 90 95 they have a 95 i mean they have Jackie Bradley jr now yeah they have Jackie Bradley jr their clothes that throws a gas yeah ben dumb yeah who ben dumb no ben dumb no yeah and dumb he might be on the firefighters by the way i have a friend on smart now on the firefighters i have a friend in the bananas you know we have an end to the band is universe tanner alan mr. really he's a a new team he's an expansion team he's a i've worked hard to the other days coconut coconut yeah local beach coconut i would say the original iteration of the bananas would go 0-1-1-62 but if you took like an all-star team of the current like there are double a guys on the current banana ball teams if you assembled an all-star team they could win yeah it was one one game dude one game one game it gets rained out you know like yeah the sub leading after the six yeah after the six you could start rain starts pouring in other team it's gonna make their flight yeah maybe they call the game yeah they could they could steal one they could definitely steal one okay brandon you chewing on this take i'm eating tom's oh oh to try to get rid of the diarrhea okay sorry brando yeah i mean listen that's crazy at 10 57 i said i was looking for my hat i was i spent 48 minutes looking for my mostly sports ball nowhere you couldn't come in any other you could find your journalist you could also find that store barstelsports.com you could have worn your journalist hat but i i thought my journalism hat the door when i walk in here every single day leave at the door and you know that you know what you know what hypothetical uh gets asked all the time that drives me crazy but was the uh average american hitting a major league pitcher yeah and then the bait they'll ask like the baseball players that and they have to pretend to entertain the idea and i like that some of them are just like how many how many at bats could it would it take for an average american man to get a base hit off of you and the answer is infinity the answer is literally never will happen um but yeah so i'm not blindfolded some of them are because the thing is when you think of the average american you might think of uh yourself you know i think it's steven shay the average american is like a five nine two hundred pounds 40 year old that's not he's not getting a hit why is it always i can get a hit off the mlb pitcher but never i could get the mlb hitter out it's never the other way that's true related to that did you see yesterday there was a position player pitching and they went to challenge abs and the the whole world found out at once you cannot challenge when a position player is on the on the mount really why that's that's a dumb rule i now i fucking hate abs i'm not challenging that doesn't make any sense i think it was uh whoever's pitching is pitching i think it's a blue-gaze game there's there's a so is that a loophole it's just because like the game is already out of hand and they just want to expedite and get home i guess abs takes two seconds that's the that's the joy of abs man i saw a guy in the night i was watching the reds in the pirates ninth inning last night triola was up they had they had two runners on base and i think it was a two oh count or three oh count and there was an obvious strike called a ball or a ball called a strike it was below the zone and triola goes and they and he puts his hand down he doesn't challenge it and they had a challenge left in the ninth inning and then the announcers were like is this like a time out in basketball football you don't want to carry him home with you right there's no reason not to use it so like it i hate to say it because um raw manford might be the best commissioner in sports there's the there's these wrinkles with this abs thing that that get very interesting very fast yeah and uh who's allowed to use them what situations you allowed to use yeah people are saying this might just be like wait a second the umpire being like the game's over i think i think i is a good example of where the ball where they're putting that little circle is not where the umpire is calling that pitch right yeah but that's this is this is why robo amps we can't have we need the human element because ultimately a strike should not be at least i believe the strike a strike should not be a ball that's thrown within a certain zone a strike should be a hitable pitch like a like and that is from the from the amps perspective can i be honest that's that's a perfect pitch to why are these guys taking any of these pitches yeah that's a good question that's kind of the point but if but then just call the game the point of what have a mercy rule then right like if you were absing all of those that would be annoying but if a guy threw me that pitch 40 miles an hour and it's a it's it's it's at my chest i'm i'm coming out of my shoes yeah you're uh this actually happened to me tj i don't know if you can find a clip uh i'm brandon you pointed to me i just want to say you pointed to me you said this actually this actually happened to me tj yeah right this being what you just said oh you're pointing what i said this you're pointing my mouth what came out of my mouth yeah yeah really into this actually happened tj but i just want to don't you ever fucking call me tj don't you don't do it don't fix your lips call me tj don't fix your lips i see you fix it don't point your cock at me stop pointing your cock at me you're pointing your cock dead at me do not call me tj chris if i was younger in a better shape i'd dive across this that's one of the best okay chris i bet i do chris uh yeah there's a there i think uh i don't know if it's on the internet i was playing in a softball game once and i i got a pitch about my about my tits yeah about tit high yeah if i can just tom i'll hawk it out of the park oh that's sick that's sick i don't know if cameras are rolling that must have been awesome yeah is it like way back in the day or did it happen like in august uh yeah i mean it's hard to say i'd have to have to dig into the archives was it uh was it like a city field or was it like the beautiful city field in new york oh i thought it might have been like northern wisconsin or something oh you know what now that you mentioned it was northern wisconsin tink yeah there it is bonk you have the alt time and angle all that see you look how young we were oh my god take me back yeah and jay would take me back jay went yard right after you right and that kind of ruined your it's kind of dead because at the time i thought i hit the first time running that game and at the time i thought hitting a home run was like impossible mm-hmm i was roger banister yeah i ran the four minute mile i was like i'm the greatest athlete that's ever lived and then jay ran it and then jay did it and i was like yeah all right maybe not we got talking about mincey's feet yeah i'm sure we were on the next show all right i'm sure it'll come up all right uh all right we do agree there's a funny video if we wanted to maybe get blotman's opinion on it okay i don't want i don't want to all right no let's kind of what you're talking about it's kind of show it's kind of show wait i still got a read you're trying to try to throw me the alley up i don't know what you're talking about so i can't i can't before we do the funny video can i tell you about american home shield yeah i'll damn it uh just because you have to live with a busted tournament bracket doesn't mean you have to live with busted appliances and home systems let's be honest breakdowns are inevitable i've seen appliances quit on me that's why i tell everyone don't sleep on a hs is like having 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coverage details including service fees limitations and exclusions get 20 off at ahs.com slash mostly and see promo details this is at disneyland paris okay okay okay and it's this new technology that they've rolled out sure disneyland paris and here we go oh oh i'm just fucking dies and people start screaming there's no it's falling off what is it this is a robot yeah it's an animatronic robot that they run out of battery or something yeah it was the first the woman yelling's preposterous it's very funny the the nose fine off let's watch it again the nose falling off where is this disneyland paris this is like a new type of animatronic they're rolling out that just roams the park by itself oh my god i had a malfunction on the first day is there an alternate angle to someone else have a different perspective all right just woke up in japan another tigerwood's car accident no it's in paris we're at report i the yesterday's robot video is infinitely better mingo what's oh the the robot delivering the food yeah oh yeah that's the robot content i like some robots taking over that not funny to me what's he what's he doing this is just more footage of what yeah test footage yeah it's him not dying and i find it i find it interesting that olof wants to be a robot but uh have you ever seen walley want to be a snowman huh wonder why that is i don't think wonder why that is what walley wouldn't fucking uh huh wonder i wonder why that is let me stop you there it's not that olof wants to be a robot it's that the fan demand uh demands that olof be in person and you can just have a snowman walking around so they have to build a robot form of olof you think anybody is clamoring for walley to walk around superman is wearing spider man pajamas people are people are excited to see olof turns out to the crowd you think walley is getting anybody you think anybody's standing around waiting for walley to come out i mean you could have like an actual snowman roaming around paris because it's probably like negative degui weas out there what did you see degui weas degui weas what the is that we we like in french like is that what you're doing we we we did you see what blutman did to the grid yesterday i don't know if you were made aware of this no i did not blutman was sitting in the big chair your chair oh did he so because he was sitting in the big chair he was allowed he had a vote he was allowed to do the grid for us sure this motherfucker said said jogger top left and it didn't it didn't work he sabotaged the grid you sabotaged the grid who was thought and look at it and that was the face you made what teams run away i was so excited to finally get the grid like jets black hawks black hawks yeah he said jogger and you know what brandon that's on me that that's on me i trusted him i should thrown up in the mestikov middle middle and then gone into jogger second really got you on your toes that's the black hawks one i actually trusted him broke my heart all right oh black hawks this yesterday yesterday yesterday he did black hawks oilers and i was like i mean i i'll trust blutman he knows he knows puk better than i do and look at him look how look how much joy he's getting out of this we have one chance in the big seat trolling the grid is a new low for the show blutman is nothing sacred that's okay all right here we go like your eraser by the way brandon thank you oh okay so i see i see a few i see a few augers barkov has only been on the panthers joggers top left for real right yeah maybe right right or is he do you want to go barkov's only been on the panthers top right barkov hello hello yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah suban bottom middle was he a predator he was definitely a predator was was he a devil i don't know that's how we got lindsay i think i think that would play i think suban was a devil okay let's just do suban hold on i don't you really believe that stop no i think he was a new jersey devil no i'm not even do it like do you how do you have knowledge of him playing for the devils are you just pksu but yeah like okay all right all right we'll trust you devil prader all right all right sorry i doubted you connor just the way you said it was and then yager gave me much confidence yager was a panther right yager yager should work top left yeah yager played for both of those teams do it here we go has the the the predators for asberg played for anybody else peter or philip peter right well peter is the old school guy who was also on the flyer so that would be a no so who's there for us burr played for another team huh peco renais is he played for another team i really wish you guys would have gotten lombard top left did hachie played for the devils hachie no okay no if you did that would work that would work for the middle what's crazy is i'm pretty sure the sabers are like an unbelievable terror oh they're having a great year yeah we know we can't name one player on the on the sabers uh psych that's a player's name i can name i can name what do you know about him i can name a saber what do you know about him tage tomsen oh oh only one team good poll brand only one team good poll brand i don't know that but that's the only easy he's a young in right yeah he sees oh he's not as young as oh no i think i have a middle middle who's middle middle don't do tage yet i think we could do wane simmons middle middle okay wane or my flyer wane simmons he just stepped all over my tage tomsen so if this doesn't okay okay right i don't think i have a good top middle you're hot honor uh i just i just backed up yandle play for the devils i don't think so you're undefeated on your wane simmons calls wane when simmons three and up the biz play for the panthers i mean tage tomsen's my best guess as far as a saber yeah i do tach tomsen you don't like well i want to make a noise i wanted to give a hint so that's tages bad no i know i have to do it now we have to do it now yeah i was just gonna say i read it out click it now only with the funny try pecker rena in the bottom woman tried to cheat the goal with the funny name brandon pecker rena no tj no why don't you say it i said pecker rena you didn't say it like the savers goalie with the funny name all right that's a show we'll be back tomorrow that's what was done that was the off the diary effect you guys messed up your yogurt bad you messed up you guys go yogurt top fins there then you got to trucker walmer top uh