Giggling about swag gaps, ponytails, and anger management

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This is your business. Supercharge with the help of zero. Happy you. Store your cash flow. By giving you a customer more ways to pay. So now you can focus on making up business food! Super Chad, your business today with the help of Zora. So, Sarah, with an X! Sup, Giggler. Very big to Y5. Man, I think that should be Campy Manage. I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up my Groundhog, Giggler? Just like a little bit too, a week too late. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. Track of the Groundhogs. Happy Super Bowl weekend! Happy Super Bowl weekend! Someone was social. Are you okay? I guess my well. Oh yeah, I was. I guess you're well. No, I'm lying. You had a spread. Yeah, you had a Martha Stewart spread. You love a tablespoon. I love a tablespoon. I had a little Super Bowl party to celebrate my commercial and to celebrate Bad Bunny. And I invited Hannah's husband. Without me, because Mama was working. And I was like, do you want to come to my home? He was the first person to arrive. He was so early that he actually left. Because I missed the call for my door man of like someone's coming up because it was like 30 minutes prior and I was like running around doing stuff. And then he was like, I left. And I was like, are you coming back? Like, what's the deal? He played hard to go. And so he comes back. And then I don't think he knew this. But like, I was sending Hannah like photos. And it was like that I was babysitting. Like I was like, okay, he ate not like a lot. But he definitely ate. Well, I wanted to make sure he was getting along with the other kids. And I was like, I sent her a picture. I was like, okay, he's sitting here now. He's talking to this person. Oh, he's getting up. He's going outside. So he was, I literally felt like I can't laugh. What's going on with the Botox situation? Okay, so she like fixed me. But now I feel like my chin is not attached to my mouth. Like, no, like when I laugh, I feel like my mouth like goes inside my mouth. You think you look gorgeous. And I've been talking to my other friends who like have been getting Botox for years. And they're like, oh, frozen chin. Oh, is that not a big deal? Is that a thing? I guess. Thank you for raising awareness on it, because I never heard about it. Wait. We're really jumping around. Yeah. It's because I'm like about to get my period. So I'm going to get my period. Wait, I just got my, did you? On stage, I got it, which was honestly feminist. It was. It was. I felt it. You know, it's not feminist. What? One of my friends texted me and was like, I just had a dream that you were pregnant. No. Keep it to yourself. She's disgusting. Because every girl thinks slash knows their which. So just the chance. She's the gay man. Oh, that was like, I'm talking about work. Yeah, I was like, why would you try and ruin my day right now? Wait, what I wanted to bring awareness to was the Adam Sandler story. False. He didn't seem like an Adam Sandler thing to do. Oh, see, I thought it was like such an Adam Sandler thing to do. I feel like he's very like treat people equally. Yes, but I feel like he's not, he doesn't show off his money. Yeah. You know, he just wants to work cargo. And it wasn't like I just like saw a tick talk about it. Like this was like a written article that I was like, this is near time. Like I looked. And so I feel bad. But in my head, it happened. Like I'd like to believe that that. But it was quality content for the time. And we apologize to all the people. It was a good message. I wonder what it's like having rumors that are like, she's a good person. Good job. Good job, Madge. He's like, hey, I just want to clear up this rumor about me being like a really good person. I would love for that to happen. I'm like, I have to clear up rumors where it's like, I didn't murder her in her own home. I do have to say one thing. Because I don't know how it's crazy this morning. Yeah. Jake Paul tweeting from Puerto Rico. I think. Okay, now that I was like, this is a fake story. That say either like really getting him a. Jake Paul talking shit about Puerto Rico from his Puerto Rico mansion was crazy behavior. Crazy. But I have to say bad bunny. Not to get all like industry about it, but the color grading and the videography. This cinematography was spectacular. I wonder what it was like in person because the way it was filmed was like so perfect for TV where I feel like last year. It was. I don't know if it was better on TV, but it was like so open. Well, yes, sometimes they make the set where like if you're there in the arena, you can see certain patterns that the camera can't see and stuff. I don't know. There's so many different ways you could do it, but that was like he told a story. Yes. He did like a mini concert where there was a beginning middle end and rather than just like all one big performance. I don't know how to explain. Yeah. And I do have to say as New Yorkers, like seeing the culture he was talking about. Like the bodega. And the woman from Brooklyn and the and the oh my god. I was going to cry, but also then the men playing games in the streets. Like you just realize how much is a part of like at least New York City what we love. Yeah. So wait, what was like the hit of your snacks? My Buffalo chicken wing debt. Did you make it? Mm-hmm. I made two dips, Hannah. Oh my god. No, I know. So you didn't order in anything? Oh, well, God, yeah. Yes, but you had enough to be like it's a mix. Honestly, I had so much food at the end. Oh, Zempek is rampant. I can't. You want me to host things? We stopped taking those Zempek. Wait, they have no money. No one ate. Oh, Zempek portions now. Yeah, I'm like, guys, this is a full shark-cudery board. Mind you, I'm a full adult. I'm the older sister and I was in Indiana visiting my family with my younger brother and his whole family. And I was like, let's make something for the Super Bowl. And my brother laughed at me. And I was like, what, I'm here. And I'd love to help the party. Do my brothers like a full chef? Oh, he was laughing at you to like, you're not helping. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think you. I don't think you. You'd be the personality. You'd be like, give me your credit card then. I figured out. My brother's a fucking chef. He's smoking stuff. He's making pasta. He's adding... He pervudo. Why, I pictured him smoking the cigarette in the kitchen. He's yelling, I'm yelling, yes, chef. Like, it's getting crazy. So anyway, it was a beautiful, so I did not watch the game, really. I didn't either. I mean, I watched my... Let's talk about the commercials for a second. Yes. The thing is, I was with Lois who was... We were chatting. Yeah. So we weren't... I wasn't able to like... I mean, did I get your commercial on camera and everyone freaked out? Yes, but the other commercials, I feel like, can you fill me in a little? So some of the commercials, obviously, my name is Ten out of Ten. Gorgeous. Gorgeous, just like... I was kind of great timing. I was like right before the halftime show. I said, okay, God. I don't know. You don't need to fake me like that. I had a couple situationships text and go, oh wow. And I said, yeah, that's what it was intended for. Wait, did your exes text you? Just like a couple of them. I wouldn't even classify them as exes. It's like people I used to know. Wait, what was I just going to say? The about the commercials. Oh, okay. Did you see the Alexa commercial with Chris Hemsworth and his wife? No. First of all, great casting. He's a very funny actor. I feel like people don't talk enough about. He's got great comedic timing and inflection. Well, Australians are inherently kind of funny. Yeah, like I'd like to see him in more comedy movies. I don't understand why he doesn't do more comedy. Ooh, like he's very funny. Yeah. He's funny even in Thor. You know, it is. It's because he's so beautiful. People don't want beautiful people to be funny. They're like saying Elaine. That's true. That's why it's so hard for me to do comedy. Right. But he's a man. So I'm like, you can get away from him. Do it all. Do whatever you want. Okay, so they did the commercial for the Alexa, but it's like the Supreme Alexa or like the Advanced Alexa, whatever. And it can see you. And so I'm watching this commercial and I'm like, I don't want it to be able to see me because it has Chris Hemsworth walking into the frame and holding a snake from like the backyard or something. And the Alexa says, wow, that's a big snake. Now that I'm saying it, that's a little bit sexual. Okay, I didn't catch that in the beginning. And so then it's like showing you how like it can see you and like it's a normal Alexa can make your appointments, all of this stuff. But like I don't want you to see in my home. Like I think that's so creepy. Yeah. Then the next commercial was for Ring camera. I don't get. Here's the thing. People's thinking skills are just like really lacking on the internet most recently. And it's like actually like really painting me like some things. I'm just like, as you can't be serious. I'll get into that. But anyway, so the Ring camera commercial is, oh my god, there's a missing dog. My Ring camera on my front door took a picture of my dog leaving. Then it sends the picture of the dog to everyone in the neighborhood's Ring camera. So they can, and then if the dog goes by their Ring camera, it'll pick it up. That's literally stalking. You go, how are teenagers supposed to leave their house to meet up with their boyfriend? How are you supposed to sneak out? It's just the, I don't get why everyone's acting like it's so, like, oh my god, yeah, it's going to help find dogs. Not one dog is going to be used for that. Well, this is the thing. Data is so scary right now. No, it's so scary. There's no information that corporations are not going to have. And we're just like, they're just using us for it. I feel like. I don't, do you own an Alexa or like a, no, anything? I don't do Bluetooth. Babe, babe, my dog isn't there. I'm literally carving stuff into rocks. Like, I'm not, oh, do you feel like we've aged on this podcast? Like, the way we think about things. Did you see the story that Gen Z is like the dumbest generation? I'm like, we've only been telling you guys. I was just happy that when Gen Z started getting hate, millennials stopped getting, like, everyone hated millennials. We were lazy. Yeah. Oh, we did is like talk about ice coffee. And now people are like, you know what, ice coffee is pretty good. Yeah. And millennials like, we've been through a lot. Yeah. And we like, I don't know. I feel bad for the millennials. We tried our best. Do you know what's crazy too about the NFL that these, a lot of these players, like the concussion rates are so bad and they're not addressing it. Like, did you see that? Not to be a full sports podcast, but like, did you see this stuff about the 49ers and how they, they think that they're always getting hurt and things happen in that stadium because they're right next to like some power plant. No, there's stories that like when the, when the, when the boys, Yeah. And more. Imagine I like rooted for the boys. When they go home, they like turn off their Wi-Fi or they have like different like things that, because they don't, they feel like it is affecting their body. Oh my God. This is like, what's the Julia Roberts movie where she plays the lawyer and Brockovich? We need a Brockovich on the case. And it feels like there's like something there. But look, there was a lot of concussion protocol, but then that, because NFL is a business, they were like, we can't, every time a guy gets a concussion, give him two weeks off, because no one would be playing. We wouldn't have players. Well, that's why I don't understand why those, those helmets aren't mandatory. Well, apparently the helmets weren't even like helping that much. But I don't, I don't know the, the details will have to double check. However, if you were one of these guys and all you know is football and they're like, we're going to give you $30 million to play for the next five years, but you will have anger management and depression for the rest of your life, which some would argue you have already. I've dated a lot of guys, not in the NFL and let me tell you, they, their anger has next level. Next, I forget about that. Wait, that is actually so embarrassing if you're a man going around with the English management and you weren't a professional football player. Did you see the Cardi B, drum? You know, what's happening? I don't know if the news is real or not. Nope, that's the thing. Where they come, there's, I don't know. Okay, well, I actually, she was my prediction for, I thought bad bunny was going to bring her out to sing. I don't know why I felt that in my gut because I said, go, she's, she's going to be there. I love her so much. But I love that it was Lady Gaga. I wonder if he's going to open a club like, like getting to the English. He seems busy. Yeah, he's busy. Do you know, he was like, at the Grammys, figuring out what the Super Bowl was going to be? Like he's mid-touring now also. Like these people's schedules, so I'd know, is Olivia Dean okay? Has anyone given her water? Where is she? What's going on? All my friends who were like, influencers and going to different events, every single event, Olivia Dean is performing, man I need. And in a different dress looking gorgeous, is she a robot? Yeah. Like she's in that point in her career where you know people are like, we need to make money off her. Yeah. I just want to say, I hope she's okay. Yeah. She's young. She's young. She's young. She's young. So I've been so bored of the hospital anymore for instance, Austria. Remember that was like a real big thing? Well because millennials didn't know that we could gen Zia and be like, actually I canceled the tour. So instead we just- We're just going to ruin the tour. Instead we just go until you just have to go to the hospital. I mean, as someone who went on one tour and I'm not kidding, it changed my whole life. I thought of things so differently. I started medicine. I started really getting in touch with my inner self. I mean so many business decisions in that tour that like just starting to come to fruition which is we don't talk about ever. Like how transformative that tour was for our careers. It was but you don't know it when you're in it. You don't know it when you're in it but so many things happen in those three months that like we haven't even been able to say yet. But that's just how long things take. Like are you planning to see it? Well that's another thing because you can't say certain things. Well one legally. I probably would get in trouble. But you can't say certain things because people's energy really is so real. You're so early right now. I love when you get like this. No it is. Like you can't tell certain people things because for just as much as you manifest for yourself they manifest your downfall and you need to remember that. Like I know people like to say like look no one's going home and laying in bed at night thinking about me. I know for a fact people are going home and laying in bed at night thinking about me and how to sabotage me. You know what I was thinking about with people who like wish bad upon you or who do things that are bad towards you? That is comically so bad for them. Yeah. Like instead of me being like why are you mean me mean to me. I just go like damn the karma's going to come around. And you want to know why I believe that because there have been times where I've done some things and I'm like that felt bad. I probably shouldn't have done that. And then something will happen to me and I'll be like actually deserve that. It's almost like a self hate. Like if you try to hurt someone else then you think oh it's going to come back around to me and it does. Yeah. Because you're putting that energy into the world. The negativity. So anyway. So anyway. We're scared. Okay so I can't stop thinking about a commercial I saw during the big game about the Pepsi paradox. Did you see that? I did. It's about a phenomenon that when labels disappear. People prefer the taste of Pepsi zero sugar over coke zero sugar. And it makes you think about like do people just like things because they're trendy or popular? Well, you've accused me of it. But yes because I think my number one example that I always think about is everyone loves matcha and I rather. Oh, I can't. It's cute in the Instagram story. It's green. It makes you look better than people. It's like, sorry, let me grab my brush really quickly for what? That reminds me of how I want to de-influence people from doing the it girl, Bob. Just because you see someone edited on Instagram looking hot and a bob doesn't mean you need to ruin your life. I don't have the jawline. Right. And I never will. And they did a blind taste test across the country and Pepsi zero sugar won literally everywhere in every city. Yeah, in every city. Ooh, I love de-influencing and I love a game. Okay, so we're going to do the Pepsi zero sugar challenge. Let's go. So you open it up like this. Okay, guys, so we can't see which one is which. I haven't been this excited in years. Oh, no, with my nails. I don't know if I can open this. I can do it. And that's what friends are for. Let's try. We're going to try the best on the right. On the right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Which one do you like better? The one on the left. The one on the right is like a little bit too much. The one on the left has like a sweetness to it. Yeah, but it's not like overwhelming. Yeah. I'm like dying to know. Yeah, Pepsi. Wow. Pepsi zero sugar. We sure. Oh my gosh. I'm actually like, low-key very shocked. It has the perfect level of crispiness. It truly does. It's our end. Pepsi zero sugar tastes better. Okay. So go out and try Pepsi zero sugar today. And do the Pepsi challenge yourself and let your taste decide. This segment was brought to you by Pepsi. Say no about doing stuff together. I didn't even talk about this. We did this project. And they were like, okay, one of you has to have their hair down. One of you has to have their hair up. You went first and they were like, okay, you're having your hair down. I come in all happy, innocent, so excited for a fun day. I hit the job. I forgot. I think you keep going. What was your first mic, Devana? I would have loved to know because I was fighting for my fucking life. Okay, look, let me just preface. We did this job and Hannah looked stunning coming out of the trailer. Like truly, they had her in like such a cute little outfit. I'd never see her hair in a ponytail and I'm like, oh my god. Like, I looked, I did a double take because I'm just not used to seeing your hair like that. I'm a confident person. You know that. Yeah. I think I have reverse body. Just more. I think everyone's obsessed with me. And but the second I put my hair in a ponytail, I feel like an amish boy. I don't like it. It's the only time you're ever insecure about how you look. So it's a curious time for us to be. I think everyone can't be. You can't. You should have been insecure. And I'm like, the ponytail is the least in your problem. But the thing about a ponytail, it's so exposing. I feel like people can see every fucking part of my face. And then also there's something to be said about the shape your head where you put the ponytail. Like I like it kind of high. And like I want to be easy to work with. I want people to say Hannah was a joy. Yeah. An absolute pleasure. A pleasure. And that's all I can really bring. Right. It's really all weekend brings. I'm like, I'm pretty good. Because if you think we're showing up and we know what we're supposed to do, you're wrong. Yeah. She knew she did well. It's more the vibes are right. So I walk in. We're doing a ponytail. I said, and then she puts it lower than I like. Midhead. Midhead, which I so front on. It's scalped. And also I don't have a wide top of my head. So it's hard to get long, short. I was scared. Yeah. It's like my dentist's office. Like I was like, this is bad. And then they're like, and we are going to put this on camera. So I walk out of the trailer. And Hannah goes to me. I'm just like, I really, no, we're on set at this point. Like we've walked to the set. Hannah's like, I'm just like, I'm kind of insecure. It's just like my hair's in a ponytail. And like, it's just like my head is shaped weird. And I was like, I think my head is shaped. But like, come on finger on it. Because I was like, something's fucking off. And I look at her and I go, but not your head. It's actually your ears. And I literally right when I said it, I was like, I thought that was going to help. And that actually is probably doing it. By the way, there's 17 people on set. That's actually how we're doing real tears. But actually in that moment, I said, thank you. Because people are gaslighting me being like, no, you look so good with your ponytail. No, when I wear ponytail. Well, honey, that's also a quick fix. Like you could pin those back in one procedure. But this is my thing when I was little because I thought about it. Because I've been called Elf ears before. And you know, made me hold it today. Did you simply put your hair behind your ears a lot when growing up? No, that would literally be bullied. They called me like a list. Oh, because usually, I feel like I've seen some girls where they put their hair behind their ears so much that they made their ears jut out. Oh, I did a lot of research in middle school. I was like, it's something different. But you know, this is actually so cute. And I said this to myself when I was a teenager. I remember saying, and this is naughty, son-in-lawing man. I'm so sorry. I didn't know what it was yet. But I said the man who falls in love with me is going to fall in love with me because of my unique ears. And I'm going to keep my ears the way they are. That's really good message. And Des told me I should pin them back. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. But no, yeah. And my ears, whenever I wear a hat with my in a ponytail, I always put the hat over my ears. I have a lot of rules when it comes to the ears. But I mean, I'm perfect in every way. It's just like, people don't talk about when other people do your glam. The closest way I could describe it to make this a more relatable conversation is, and everyone understand this. When you get your makeup and hair done for a wedding. And you don't want to be difficult. But you look in the mirror and who you don't know who that is. I thought I was going to find my husband here not tonight. Certainly not at this wedding. Suddenly they're putting mousse in it. You've got waves you don't even know you could have. But I feel like most people can relate to having a hairstyle they feel more comfortable in. I do have to say, you're kind of doing this off-semitter. I'm just starting on my hair. Are we feeling bad about it again? I just like, the color, it only looks good curly now because the color is so insane on the top. Are you doing a center part or a side part? What's happening here? I don't know. And then you have fake glasses on, but you don't want to put them on. Well, I could put them on, but I just felt like it was aggressive for the podcast. It was aggressive for the podcast. Who am I? I'm recording the podcast. Who am I going to bring on an OnlyFans model and act like, do you forget those TikToks? Oh, I have to, I always press mute because I'll throw my phone across the wall. Sometimes I get on an algorithm and I'm like, where have I been? This has never come across my desk and why are there eight women around a table talking to one guy who's berating all of them? Talking to one guy who's never spoken to a woman before and is telling them what he read online about women. Wait, speaking of an algorithm that I was never on that I recently got onto, was the raw milk? Oh no. I don't know why. Was it their drama? So I was even, I was late to like the whole ballerina farm. Yeah, me too. I was late to all the tradwife stuff. I think my TikTok was like, you're not the plan with her. Let's actually give it a second. Am I not land with her? And so like I missed the bulk of it, but I just got on and realized that people have been drinking raw milk. And in my head, I'm like, I don't know what raw milk even means. Right. And I had a ride out of the cow. Yeah, I was like, oh, you live on a farm. Like, I thought like, oh, you drink it warm. I actually dated a guy who lived on a dairy farm. There's all these, there's a lot of rules with milk because you have to make sure you don't die of rules for a reason. So apparently in some part of the country with the tradwives, it's really, it's like, so like, what is that show that was on who live? Singing Amish? No, what was that show that was like really scary that like could come true? Oh, it was like me still? Yeah. Yeah. It was like kind of on a bag. Yeah, what's that show that's happening right now that we're living through? So basically these girls are like drinking raw milk, telling people to drink raw milk. And this doctor like made this TikTok and then she was like, hey, it's not safe because you don't realize how much bacteria is coming from the cow. And if you don't pasteurize it and do these certain things, like you could get really sick and like you could die. Yeah. Basically. Yeah. Like it's illegal in Canada to even sell raw milk. They're like, yeah, you freaks. It's trying to, it's trying to. I would honestly trust Canada because they have free healthcare so they're not monetizing people getting sick. Whatever Canada is doing, let's keep an eye on. Well, they're also just nice. So you know, I trust them. Yeah, I trust them. And so this girl, this one girl was saying, so then I'm like on it and now I'm getting like all these videos and this other girl was saying like unless you live, she lived on a farm. Yeah. Unless you live on a farm and you work with farm animals, you would have that certain bacteria and raw milk because like there's E. coli in the dust and like so farmers are like a little bit more immune. It's like, okay, maybe if they drink raw milk once in a while, but like the average person who lives in like a city should not be drinking raw milk. And I'm like, wait, how is this such a big thing and I no idea about it? Food trends just make me laugh so much because you know when we grew up and it was like no fat, low fat, no fat and everything's like 100% fat. I was just talking about this with one of my girlfriends. Do you remember the special K diet? Oh my god, yeah, I do. Which geniuses. No, they were like, only my cereal. My best turn from my school. And I was so like crazy about this special K diet and like, she's like, if I don't have a seat. Oh, no, no one knew what was in this time. Right, this is Pete and Abby from the therapy crowd. She made currently sponsored by Toe. 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I did something speaking of milk. I got a protein shake this morning because I felt like I was the pillar of the community. Another thing I don't trust but keep going. But no, they're putting protein in everything. In your mayonnaise. Yeah. So if you see me at the airport after a weekend of tour, it's not a pretty sight when I'm getting home after all the shows. This is the most embarrassing I've done in public in a while. I get my protein shake. From where? From the news. I got a bottle. Yes, a bottled one. Also I got a magazine. I got architectural digest. Okay. I was so ready to just end the weekend and get home. I open, there's a clasp outside the protein shake. I open it and I'm not really thinking and I'm assuming that there's a little metal spiket. The thing covering it that you have to open. So I start shaking it. There's no metal thing. It's just going all over. So I just open my protein shake if you're watching and I just threw it all over my luggage. You're like, I love it. I love it. I was amazing pop bottles. I literally pop bottles on my arms. I'm just on me. And then you're like, you don't have napkins near you. And then do I have to carry all this protein soak stuff? So I just wait for it to dry. And then I got home and does it. I was like, how are you? I'm like, I think I need to take a shower. Because I just smell like milk. Like vanilla. I would never even think to get a protein shake in like a... I get crazy. I told you I'm not crazy in the bedroom, but I'm crazy out of 7-Eleven. Yeah, you're like, you're like, what's up with this frappuccino? You guys sell. I get pizza at 7-Eleven. Okay. Look, I get to keep. There's at least at least once every like two months. I have to order at midnight from 7-Eleven. And I have to get four tequitos. Yes. And then I have to get like a chip situation. That'll make me glow in the dark. Yeah. And then I have to get like some type of crazy drink. I also think like if I'm going to get a stomach ache anyway, like go for it. Also, this is a very random thought. Do you remember like when we were watching TV growing up, there used to be more twins? There were the sprouts twins. There was TN Tamera. There were the Olsen twins. Twins were hot. Twins were rampant. Twins were everywhere. Where are all the twins go? The twins go. Wait, why are there no twins on the television? Lindsay Lohan, fake twin. Fake twin. Wait. Speaking of... Or are they twins and they're not telling us and that's how Olivia Dean is actually doing all our performances? Bring back famous twins. Speaking of AI. Yeah. There's a documentary on Netflix that I watched the other morning. It's called... I don't know what it's called. But it might be the girl's name. It's called Lucy Letney. Yes. Did you watch it? Oh my god, it's really disturbing. It's really disturbing. Yeah, like being mentally prepared. You know what I know? One of the most disturbing parts of it in my perspective was the AI actors. Oh yeah. Well, it said like rendering. It was like, oh, we don't... Because people don't want to show what they really look like or sound like. Totally fine. Put in an actress. Yeah. Like the AI... I was like, no, this looks like I'm watching like a Sims show. It's distracting. It was extremely distracting and like uncomfortable. I'd rather a scary guy being like, and then this is the... All right, rather it'd be like a girl reading like an account from someone else. Like, okay, this is what they said. And like, or if it was like someone that looked like that person or was an actress and like legitimately pretended to be that person, like this is what happened to my baby. Like doing it in AI, I really didn't like it. The whole thing is very disturbing. It's basically about accusing a killer nurse. Yeah, do you think she did it? Did you get British when you said that? Yeah, I did actually. I honestly don't... I asked... Like, oh, this is the thing with documentaries. Yeah. They show you what you want to see. So like, immediately they can make you think she was guilty and then immediately they can make me think that she's not. The drawing evidence was that she was there for every single murder or death and then when they took her off, it stopped. But then people were saying that there was always... I don't know. I don't have enough information. They really screwed me up and at the end I was like, I looked online for like a second and I got more confused. One of the things that made me a little weary is like, when someone crazy does something crazy, you're like, well, yeah, they're crazy. That's a crazy person. Like you couldn't tell me anything about anyone that I deemed crazy that would like shock me. I'm like, yeah, he's always been like that. He's psycho. But with her, the thing that I found so fascinating was her friend, her nurse friend that went all through school with her was like, no, no. This is not her... Like there's no signs. There was nothing in her childhood that was like, she heard animals or like she was like weird and did this. It wasn't like she did anything in like escalating it. Well, you know, it's crazy. Early on, I did say this woman didn't do it. Yeah. Do you know why? Why? Because the police come over. They said, Lucy, you're arrested. And she says, can I say, right in my cat? Yeah. And I said, she's not a serial color. And she picks up the cat and then I got emotional. Yeah. She picks up the cat. She kisses the cat. So your killers are known to hurt animals. And I... Are you crying? No, but like it didn't make me feel... Because then I'm like, okay, but then think of the parents whose babies died. I know. There were so many coincidences. I know. I know. And then they saw a journal which apparently she was in therapy and the therapist was telling her to just write all her intrusive thoughts. Yeah. And they tried to use that again, so I could have that. And she was like, she said stuff like, I... I did it. I did it. She just wrote it all out. But then she was like, I feel responsible. I felt like everyone was blaming me and I felt like I was evil and I was a bad person that people thought it was me kind of thing. Two things I felt like they should have looked into more. Sometimes you get into work environments and it can get diabolical. And people will literally do things that you would never believe that a human is capable of. The fact that she had so many problems with the other nurses being mean to her, something that's right there. When did nurses have the time to be mean while they're saving lives? Yeah, so I thought that was interesting. Now that I think that someone would like people would try and like, conspire against her to be like a murderer. No, but like, people would do crazy things. Crazy. Anyway, so that was like on the light end. That's like on the light end. Oh, I watched a documentary about a chess player. You know, I think I saw it. I saw it in a nice girl. See, I was jacked up by that. A man and hungry. Everyone sat down for this beautiful story. A man and hungry. And it was like communist hungry and they were so poor and he was like, I have to get out of this life. And he read all these books on geniuses and he realized I can create a genius. So he has three daughters basically like as an experiment and decides if I train them for like six hours a day and something specific, they will become a genius at it. I mean, yeah, he decides. He decides chess because it's the cheapest thing. And what I loved about it is that at the time there were no chess players who were women and it was like a real boys club. It's like the real Queen's Gambit. Like, I don't, it seems similar, but I don't think it was the same. But it was the concept of like, it really reminded me of stand-up comedy wherever it was all the men. It was like the 70s and the men were like, yeah, women aren't as smart. They said women get too reactive. They don't know how to play aggressive enough. They freak out when they get attacked. Like all these stereotypes and it made me realize like also it's a boys club. Like what woman sees that and goes, yeah, I'd love to join in and play with them. And that's how a lot of women feel with stand-up. Like yeah, I'd love to go to that bar and take the mic with all these men just fucking hating on me. So, they all get really good. They end up winning gold for women and then one of them excels and beats all the boys. And it was iconic and she got, but became top 10 in like the world of all chess. Wait, speaking of winning gold, are you watching the Olympics? I watched a little bit of the ice skating, but it gives me a lot of anxiety. Okay, well, there's a documentary on Netflix that I watch. It was like three episodes about the figure skating couples. Oh, yeah. And now they are like competing, which actually I think I missed it. I think the one couple might have won. Well, I don't know what anything is. But at the time, the point. Did you see the Lindsey Vaughn stuff? I didn't see the fall because I actually wouldn't be able to handle it emotionally. Because I watched, so I'm such an empath. I was like, I need to just hit immediately. Lindsey Vaughn's a hero. Lindsey Vaughn's incredible. Well, this is the thing. The way she was airlifted was the same way I was airlifted when I hurt my pinky. So let's just all remember that. You can die skiing like all these winners' warts you can die. That's why I'm only watching it. Every time someone goes down, I'm like, and they're going to crack their head open. I think I was also unfamiliar with how fast 100 miles per hour. I was like, wait, is that saying 93? It's also like, she's like the basically the most famous person in the Winter Olympics. Well, that's the other thing. People were like, wow, this is her last limb biggs. And maybe she feels like she's falling off a little bit. And I'm like, gun to my head. If someone said name another person that skis in the Olympics, I would die. Because I have no fucking idea other than her. And also Lindsey, this is her life being a champion. And she wanted to just go down the mountain. However she could. However she could. And I have to tell you guys, no. I give her a lot of credit for even having the courage to do that because I mean, surely. I would have just rolled down in my butt. Surely she broke the other leg, right? Yeah. Yeah. But I'm proud of her for like, that's what she wanted to do. She wanted to go out trying. And we can all learn from that. Yeah. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. Now I'll do a water ride. I'll do like that spin cup thing. See, I would never do the spin cup. Like, you would convince me. I can't. I'd rather do a roller coaster than anything that spins. Do you remember the corn dog? Do you remember these have that ride where you like, you would spin and you would, and it would spin so fast that you would stick to the fucking wall? That's right. That was crazy. I couldn't remember being like five being like, this is not regulated. Like, I was literally a Karen at five years old being like, why don't think this will get right? I was flying in the air. They had just shut it down. I think a kid fucking literally did die. Right. This is Pete and Abby from the therapy crowd. We're currently sponsored by two. Now, Pete and I never disagree about where to go on holiday, right? Really? Quiet, Pete. But if we did, then we know two E is the place to go. If you want to find a holiday that works for both halves of a couple or every member of the family, then two E is the answer. Have you just said quiet, Pete? Yeah. Two E has more options and more choice with hundreds of destinations worldwide. So I can find a place with water slides for the kids, a beautiful beach for Abby and around a golf for me. Two E, you pick it, they sort it. Book and T's and C's apply at all and app to protect it. Pete, so if we were to do a show like traders, would you rather a crazy rowing and running up a mountain or where they put roaches on your hand? For fuck's sake. Like they pour roaches on you. You know, I would think that I want to say that I could do the roaches, but when we went to that, where did we go, that alligator place? I was like, yeah, I don't think even being near them. There's the only thing I couldn't do and this is the only thing where I'd have to go in being like, not my forte, don't pick me for this challenge. I can't eat anything gross. Like I'm throwing up. Like I could, I'm my gag. I could throw up just thinking about it. But you know what I forget is there is the element of there's a camera on you. And I used to watch shows being like, how is this person crying or how are they getting so? When there's a camera on you and a producer in your ear, you do shit. You would never do. Like, I could see myself there and there's a cockroach and they're like, Hannah, if you eat this cockroach, you're going to inspire women and everyone's going to think you're incredibly strong. And I'm going to be like, let's do it. And next thing you know, you're project out puking on TV. Do you remember that one? That one. It's time on Summer House that they made us do trapeze and I was like, really? It didn't even make me cry. I was like, I can't do this. I'm going to cry. And if I break my neck, my mom's going to kill me. And then it never aired. Well, my hands, my palms get too sweaty as you guys know. So I was like, getting it, but I couldn't catch it because my palms are too sweaty. But that was really scary. That was crazy. Well, we're just experimental rats. We were just kids. We were kids. We didn't know. I was wearing a one piece. Who is I to say now? We're literal children. No. Back to the segment of my weekly tuning forks. Oh. I have gotten inundated. The DMs from the gig, where you like begged for? No, I begged for it. You were like, give me a sentence, please. And the girls were like, I have a tuning fork. I didn't say anything. I do soundbats all the time. And then I have this masseuse. I don't even want to call her a masseuse because she's so much more than that. She's an artist. She's an artist. She does like, I don't know if there's a specific name for it. But she does massages in the way of like, do you have trauma? Because I can feel it. And then we get it like in that sense, she's transformative. I really, I like can't say enough things about things. She's a body shaman. No, she's literally my body shaman. And I've only been in contact with her for like the past six months. Where was most of your trauma? My lower back and my shoulders. Anyhow, she, I like converted her to being a giggler and she texted me and she was like two things I want to say to you. One, I can help you with like your Botox and I can do like different massages on your face. And two, I'm obsessed with tuning forks. They're actually so good like if you stay consistent. Did she say anything about my trauma that she noticed? You're going to have to do a session. She was, and she was, and she was, we're going to have to block office six hour a day. No, you really should go to her. I am due for a psychic. I actually, she's not a psychic. Well, I, you are due for a psychic. I am due. You know, I actually had one set and she rescheduled on me. I wonder if she was like, I don't like to energy. She's like, I'm not going to tell her that to me. We just like skip. You like every six months, right? If I'm having a rush go of it. But no, if you usually do like once a year is like, I do like a big one, the top of the year. When every year around my birthday is when I start like being reflective and stuff and getting in your head too much, I dig up. Some say overthinking and I'd actually like to say maybe I'm just thinking the normal amount. And everyone else isn't thinking enough. Like I feel like sometimes like TikTok and social media is like, you have ADHD and you have depression and you have, and totally you could. But sometimes when it comes to overthinking, I'm like, maybe, maybe you should just think more. You know, like the rest of us are out here thinking and you think you're overthinking but you're not. But this is my thing. Happiness involves being in the moment which involves not thinking. And ask your tuning force. When they think about you, I like to get back to you. I did get a really funny deal. Plenty of things I've been in the moment for and I've wanted you off myself. Okay. I did get a funny deal about, have you heard about hot people phobia? Like when someone's too good looking, you're like, you can't look at them. Like you're like terrified. Yeah. And like I've felt that before. I've felt that before. People with blue eyes. I don't like that. I mean, I love it but like I'll get terrified. A man who's jaws too strong, I get uncomfortable. I'm trying to think like, is there's a situation where I've been like, I'm not trying to be like hot people have it so hard but like, it is hard to look at them. I think my thing is there's been like hot men where I'm like, you know you're good looking. And like that makes me feel awkward around you. Yeah. Because honestly, that's for girls to be the look for them. And it's more like that vibe where I'm like, I can't look at you because like you want people to look at you. Where if it's like a girl and she's really hot, I'm more like, oh my god, you're like really pretty. I got pissed off because someone posted a tweet like, don't you love like a silly man with a big nose? And I'm like, why can't we say don't you love a silly girl with a big nose? Yeah. Well, no, because women, no. Not allowed. No. Honestly, one of my biggest like realizations of that in my 30s was like, I feel like I've made my whole personality that like, I didn't get Botox and like, I'm waiting to get Botox. My whole personality is I'm waiting. And then all of a sudden I got in, people were like, she actually is like, wow, like she's done so much plastic surgery. I did. There is a post that I keep getting for some reason showing like a before and after review with Botox when the after is not with you with Botox. It's before you with Botox. It's before the picture is before me with Botox. And they're like, look at what Botox does. They're 10 years apart. The pictures are literally a solid eight to nine years apart. But could you imagine a bunch of guys sitting around being like, I just want to meet a silly girl with like a unique nose. Like that would really, well, no, because it's that's what I need. Where women like, if you're an unattractive guy, we actually probably like you more. Yeah, except when you give an unattractive guy a new sense of confidence. And then that could, that could cause violence. Honestly, the majority of my early 20s. I do think though for the girls out there who like good looking men, don't be afraid to talk to them because I heard that we both crossed our arms and I don't like that energy. I think it's because we're talking about good looking men and we're like, we're like, and don't look at me. Don't look at me. A lot of good looking men are insecure. But did you think of bad bunnies, Alfa? Incredible. I would wear it. I loved it. I'd wear it tomorrow. I loved that. Like aesthetic of like everyone like ivory and like khaki. I like that he was in all way. Like I love in all white moment. I do have to say the aura of that man is crazy because for you to perform with like, 100 people around you and you still cannot take your eyes off him. Like he could easily gotten lost in all the blus. Wait, we didn't even talk about, um, Charlie Puth did the beginning. Max. Yeah. And I'm not like a, you know me. I'm not turned down by a musician. If anything, I'm like, like, I don't like it. Bad bunny is different. It reminds me of the swag gap trap with couples. Have you heard of this? Pardon? Have like couples should not have a swag gap. Like whatever his swag is, your swag should match. Like no, not one person shouldn't be way cooler than the other. What I'm obsessed with doing in my shows is because like a lot more men have been coming like boyfriends and stuff. Yeah. And I love it because I'm like, they're forced to listen to a woman without interrupting for the longest they've ever done it for. They have to listen to a full hour and it's like iconic. That's powerful. You have to find a quiet, quiet man. No, truly, that was my only requirement. I was like, does he shut the fuck up? I had a quiet man's spree. I loved a shy man for a while. Yeah. I'm in it right now. I love it. I'm not looking at having heard from him in three days. Is he still in the room? I love it. It's the best. Well, let's, okay, let's shout out to quiet man. It's security when a man's quiet. And I feel most comfortable like being quiet. Wait, let's end on this. I really liked that actor and 10 things I hate about you, but not Heath Ledger, like the other guy that was in it. Yeah. Whatever a bunch of gigglers were DMing me and they're like, oh my God, I used to love him too. Look at this video that like, and there's like rumors that he's like in a cult, but he's like denied it. But I'm like, no, but that's what happens when you're a cult. If you have to deny, if you have to deny that you're in a cult, Sean Mendes. How did we get here? Thank you so much for giggling with us. We love you so much. And we'll talk to you later this week. See you. Bye. This is your business. This is your business. Supercharged with the help of zero accounting software. These are your numbers. These are your numbers sorted with the help of zero accounting software. This is you. This is you taking business where you want with the help of zero accounting software. This is your business. Supercharged with the help of zero and having your numbers sorted all at the same time so you can finally focus on taking business where you want to. Supercharged your business today with the help of zero. You turned your dating app for pets into a business which just turned over its first billionth. You turned around the fortunes of a failing football club. 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