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There's always someone's gonna be somewhere down and up There's always something lower comparison is relative the comparison is the deeper boy 1000 I Okay, do you want to do every other okay? Yeah, they're kind of like Yeah, okay, or do you want what do you mean? Do you want to do the ones that resonate with you? Yeah, why don't you start? I think we did you mix them up? Because I yeah, it's possible because I okay go ahead Number one no start with okay 20 blank things 20 blank things we love about we love about it. Is he Not number one you are or no, it's not even number them. Let's just yeah, you are our safe space No You be knowing what I mean And wait should we provide any I feel like I want to provide the context is I just Just trying to list things and I didn't provide it So you be knowing what I mean sometimes I'm laughing so I look at it. I'm like She'd be knowing what I mean Yeah, and like she also be knowing what you mean though. No, she speaks two different languages. She's bilingual That's exactly what you're trying to say. Yeah, that's why I just said she'd be knowing. Yeah, she's been notes Yeah, to many our bilingual queen Your roll-a-decks of having a guy for that well connected so well connected But even when it's like I didn't even know there was a guy for that. No, but also it's like It's also like tell us that you be she's like One of the things I have on here is like you are moving in silence constantly and away where it's like Why didn't you tell us that you know? Yeah, I would love to know that you knew that guy or like you're It's just fascinating. Yeah, it's like oh you want to go to Omeri? Don't worry. I know the producer You know you guys know every guy I know you guys know and you're like you told us, you know like I would love to be like yeah That's my cousin. Yeah, you know You've met you've met my cousin on adulterated horse love Now this is a two-parter. Yeah, you you love horses but you're still like You're kind of like changing the way that people would view a horse girl because you carry yourself in like and now this is gonna I'm gonna be Hmm. I'm walking in a gray area here, and if I step in either direction. I have a community of people mad at me You you were changing the way I would view a horse girl and me and Then I could probably stop there because I think less is more agree Hello, you do have horse girl hair though pause gone. Thank you. Yeah, it's healthy Beautiful hair and then we will actually get there may and may and tail will get there soon main and tail type shit You are living proof that there are no stupid questions Yeah, in the sense that at least you make us feel like our questions are not stupid even when they are They accept them you know at them not only you do you accept them you're enthusiastic about them And sometimes you know the answer still and you're like, okay. Well, it's like Wait, that's another thing I love about is it it's not on here is that like She does know the answers most of the time but like and anyone else would be like eager to Say them especially like during connections or something like that But Izzy is always always wants us to get there on our oh Jesus the way I would be the worst producer known a man I'd just be filling it. I'd be mine. You guys are just too slow I have to go. I have stuff to do You guys can't just like be sitting here staring at the world rolling on to the microphone Hello, okay, okay I like this one. I do too. Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen your kneecaps I find that intriguing. I don't think I have either you're there's like you're so open, but there's mystery to you That's what I that's the moving and silence like you do prove this air of mystery And it's like kind of the things that you wouldn't think to hot like your kneecaps. I'm like are you Warming or something you know like I don't maybe there's something that you haven't even told us Like any remotely fun fact that I have it's like you're you're gonna know it. T-shirt. It's like you have so many things that You just offer when they come up in context instead of blurring them out Like just whatever could not imagine Genuinely and then a week already touched again moving. Yeah, I move in silence You how about you touch on this next one because I don't know if I understand you cut the fat from the storytelling So I have like obviously I have the thing so kind of like what the connections thing that we just talked about If I know your story is going I promise you I finished it in my head and I have I'm thinking about something else Well, that's why I buried a lead all the time according to you. It's like I am bearing my lead with my story Because it's like let's go Like I want to I'm getting there But I think instead of and instead of finishing the story that you that I'm trying to tell to other people in the podcast Why don't you just like be like cut the fat? Cut the fat. It's because it's again and this goes back to why Izzy so special. I want my I want to talk I want to go. I want I want to go my turn now It's my turn now Izzy doesn't have that in an amazing way. You're able to hold your tongue in a way most people But like In a really in a really good way. I want to go. She's self-control. I want it now I want my turn now mine mine mine daddy Hello, hello I'm sweating. Sorry Uh, your attention to detail Which goes kind of hand in hand with something that we've mentioned a few times on this your thoughtfulness. Yeah, like you will Get like a gift for someone that like I said this like five months ago, but you Paid attention like so deeply That like you knew it. What why you laughing that sound bad. No, I was just like thinking of a situation Like what nothing like really nothing. I was not related to this, but please continue It's just like talk don't you No, I'm literally like making up a scenario in my head I'm like thinking about it. Yeah just thinking about like We were earnestly in a conversation right now That's You are genuinely you're so thoughtful is he like it's so amazing and touching to us and I'm just like This ticks about I think when we were reading the ads So this is a live live development, but your attention to detail is amazing. Hello I Nice release a good quality to have Your ability to be unfazed Like the way that you could google like something like So discussing about poop with such a straight face No, you just go yeah, yeah, actually you're already googling Yeah, well that's what I was gonna say. I have that in here too. You're always one step ahead of us the foresight Yeah, yeah, like I'm like can we and it's already being pulled up on the screen And like for everything else, dude, there's always stuff where it's like, oh crap. We didn't she's like Inspector gadget pulls out like a lighter from her sleeve. Oh, Mary Poppins. Mary Poppins. Yeah That's I also she always has like if I needed a band-aid the other day shouldn't 16 So it's like who has band-aids nowadays is he? You know, oh my god, I sliced my finger this morning Oh, I did one of those then slices that will stay with me Don't talk to me about thin slices right now Okay, um you I you have a great sense of style and great clothes and a gorgeous body under them Thank you You're welcome um You're to me with Xanax is to other people I think because I'll be like Like worst case scenario and you're like no literally don't worry about it. Yeah, hand in hand with that safe space. Yeah with like Do you think that like When I said this this this or people gonna think this you're like, no, I'm like, okay You know what I mean? Yeah, absolutely. I know what you mean Uh, you're the greatest google right now. You always know exactly what to say to the beast To get them to tell us what we need to hear Not a lot of people can do that is he in the machine. Yeah, some spelling mistakes though. It doesn't matter. They know uh When we both say that was the worst step ever and you go no Even though it was I love that I do too Uh food tastes better when you order it. Oh, yeah, and you always like know what we want Like even when we don't except that one time when I said shakshuka. Yeah, nobody knows what you're saying And you're like, okay, so I got you the shakshuka and I was like Is he like I thought I thought you knew me thought you were just commenting on it because it was a funny word Yeah, I've I had never until like two weeks ago heard of shakshuka. Yeah I was like, how do you want your eggs? You were like, I don't know. I genuinely thought it was like a big joke Yeah, I like why are we ordering from a polis restaurant? It was it was really joan juice When did we study abroad? Um There's another thoughtful in here. Sorry if we already said that but I think it's worth mentioning twice That's true. This is a good one. You like it your ability to keep two big Two of the biggest space cadets and two different time zones on schedule is no small feat That's true. That's a good one like the fact that like We have we have recorded an episode every week for the most part except for that one week when we messed up a few weeks ago Yeah, and that was our fault. There was a lot going on It was our fault. It was oh it was our fault but the fact that Like that's only happened once is like it's actually insane when you think about it It is like the fact that neither of us Have any sort of handle on our schedule and are living across the country from each other and we're here once a week That's all because of busy And when it's not it's our fault. It's true You're a real adult who we can learn real adult skills from So that's nice and we appreciate that Wow You never get mad at us for being late Which is great. It's just funny I'm loving this new thing recently where like brook is late now and like i'm completely I showered upstairs in the sink when I got here. Yeah, I heard about that Did you rat on me? um, I Yeah, and it's it's nice, but there have been times where I've been like there was one time where I was like genuinely 40 minutes late And didn't bat an eye you're like it's okay. No, it's really amazing. Are you on? Some like I've never had are you on something? Okay, cocktail. Yeah, okay cocktail. Yeah. Wow beautiful because like Need that has she like need that I should need it and then lastly you're so pretty even though your looks are the least interesting thing about you We love you Izzy that is truly truly the best present ever. Oh my god. We heart Izzy. We heart Izzy We heart Izzy over here Oh, I thought I was drinking out of the Izzy mug today, but I'm drinking out of the connor mug. I've never Hello, I've never once drank it out of the drinking drink. I don't know. I've never sipped out of the brook. Can I say something? Those mugs make my coffee tastes like complete bullshit. Really? Yeah, I don't know what it is about those mugs Like I know they're handmade by a fan like thank you. It's very nice They're they're made from Patrick where we made this pot. He made us those mugs completely. It tastes fine. Complete. There's no oh for me bad mood Like I pick up that mug and I'm drinking out of it. I'm like, oh today's gonna suck like I'm gonna be I'm gonna be super negative Interesting. I'm not getting that do you want to dive into these bananas and just like see Like what's going on mine's holding on by it's it's on life alert and yours looks so healthy and fresh. No, it doesn't Like connor has this banana That he just dropped on the floor. That's like pretty damn brown and like could It could be banana banana bread banana, but it also might be able to be a regular banana. It's all in Ew, ew connor stop Okay, I think it's a banana bread banana and I have one that's maybe a little bit too Green so we wanted to see we wanted to do a taste test that looks so good. Miss me with miss me with this see this is like I don't know if this is gonna miss me with the nipple of the banana cut off the nipple What's crazy to me is how much you have to fight through for the good part of the banana when that's stringed even though the string is When that string is kind of It's actually the p Penelope cruise I'm forgetting what it is pituitary No, that wasn't it That that would definitely wasn't it the curio rate. It definitely was not the curio rate. It radicam That sounds like a hotel The furniture just started floating in the corner Floam bundles. Uh, yeah, hello. Hello They're disgusting and it's crazy and I can't believe like like what's this You know, it would be amazing A school lunch where the string that you pull off is cheese The flound bundle is made out of string cheese. So that's just a Piece of string cheese. No, but the bananas on the inside. Okay. We are going to do a taste test and see which is better The one that's barely ripe or the one that's a little over ripe Ready first you have let's right ready Ready This one sour this one sweet here switch My very soft like I seriously think what we're tasting is like gmo's Those are the complete opposite ends of the spectrum Extremism is not good on either side. That's a polarizing banana I'm good to call it on both Which one did you like better this one me too? I don't want it though. Yeah, sorry that one I found like that one was pretty Disgusting under a bunch of bags of chips. So I don't know why it's been there. All right. I truly like fruit Recently has been Chills Hello, we got to stop I get it's not even I want to I want to Hi guys want to take a quick break to thank you sponsor of today's episode hell of rash There's something about the middle of the week when you're tired or hungry and you just want a home cooked meal That's me right now in my hotel. 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Yep You know what i've been thinking about kind of recently tell me How the smell of your place really changes how it feels Like it's a it's a difference. You should see what i've done to my place and when I say my place I mean my hotel room that I live in I have Changed the vibe of the space. They're actually They come in to make to fix up my room they're like Am I am I am I am I have my own blankets. I have my own sense. I have candles inside I I put flowers out You have to you have made your house a home. Yep connor. I totally agree If it smells good everything feels just a little more put together it adds that extra je ne sais quoi And you know, I've been loving the bath and body works white barn neutrals collection For that exact reason because it's not overpowering, but it's really clean. Can I tell you three clean yet? Not overpowering sense that I really love you too. I'd love you to french lavender heard of it Ever heard of it? Yes. Yeah I was just in paris so I know a thing or two about french lavender pair blossom week And golden vanilla Did you know that those those threes are you it's your french is coming out? Yeah, it is So this is called and this was my nickname in high school moonlit goddess Oh, I love that and that's those three cents combined into one You got to get in here. It kind of almost sells citrusy It's good Imagine how that could take over a hotel room that smells so good And if you close your eyes you could feel like you're back at home. Have you ever smelled the uh sweet orange and agave one? No, oh get a load of this It's a little citrusy, isn't it? I thought that was citrusy. No, you think you you think that's interesting Hello, you think you know somebody yeah, go ahead and leave everything you thought about sweet orange nectar at the door And agave isn't that delish Wow, that's so good. Isn't it? Yeah Oh, I'm gonna have to take this one home. Yeah, I might be I might be bad Bath and body works candles not only smell amazing, but they are crafted with premium lead free wicks for a clean safe burn Shop the white bar neutrals collection now at bath and body works.com I um I um I have something to tell you what I woke up. Have you ever woke up you ever wake up with a song in your head? I don't know probably there was one day when I was like, oh today is gonna be a cursed day I woke up with gas lighter by the Dixie chicks in my head. I was like, what did I do wrong? Like recently where this is my punishment Gas lighter But it was it was bad today. I woke up with White boy wasted chanting Tatum. No, and it's like I don't even know what that's from I had to google it And it's from make the stallion song making the stallion. I don't know it It's Megan stallion and glow rilla, but I wasn't singing it like how she does it. It was like You did the remix white boy wasted chanting it was like that Like Yankee doodle, but I also didn't wake up with the right lyrics in my head. It was he don't want to be saved Don't save him. Oh, I know that song don't 20 miss calls White boy wasted chanting Tatum, but for some reason I had white white She don't want to be saved don't save her White boy wasted chanting tater And I was like, what a weird lyric chanting tater. Who's that? That would be fun. But now I um I would really like to make a tiktok after this and You do the rap and it hits me and I'm like, well white boy. Is it chanting tater? Okay, if that's okay with you Uh, have you heard the Puerto Rico song? Yeah, I can't do that right now. I'm sure there's no worries. I can't I can't it hit Don't like it it hit my desk and I was like, oh, that's funny like And then it didn't leave my brain for a long time How does it go again? I'm being serious like I genuinely first time in San Juan. It's so good Son, then Puerto Rico. It's so good. It is really good. I'll be I'll be so it reminds me of like There's an essence of like schoolhouse rock to it Well the guy it's ai, you know, it's ai no Yeah, but there's a guy The guy writes apparently the guy writes the songs and then plugs it into chat gbd or whatever and then It cooks it up and makes a song for it that that blows and he's so he's like full blown. He's not singing it He's not he's writing Apparently he's writing the lyrics and he goes he travels a lot and so every time he goes to a new place He like writes about his trip and it puts it in and it makes a song and people are commenting on his tiktoks From other places and they're like we like San Juan more and he's like, okay Like i'm not an artist this has nothing to do with me. I like I wonder if this song is like genuinely like Benefiting Puerto Rico because like I haven't thought about Puerto Rico this much in like a minute You know like I wonder if people are now like wanting to go to Puerto Rico more. I didn't even see the video I've only heard the song It's educational in a way Um, anyway, I know nothing about Puerto Rico. I don't I don't totally know where it is Do you think i'm from there? What my family from you family from Puerto Rico kind uh, huh? Like an ant an ant is from Puerto Rico. Yeah, she's Puerto Rican, but like she's not by blood like this Like one of my uncles like moved to Puerto Rico and married a Puerto Rican woman and so now I have Puerto Rican cousins You scared me. I was like, I don't know this. I'm not Puerto Rican. Not scared. Puerto Rican family. Does that make sense? Not yeah by marriage. Yeah, but like the cousins Are blood will you go the ant is not blood? I don't think they live in Puerto Rico anymore uh I've met them like once You should text them. They are good people. I love have you heard the song? No, I mean this could reconnect families You should reach out. Okay I have to tell you something But are you ready? This is something I've been meaning to say for a long time, but I kept slipping my mind It is poop related permission Granted, let me have a few more sips out of my conor mug. Okay for this one Those mugs suck. Sorry patrick. Those are the worst Don't be mean. No, I persona. You know, I personify all of my dishes I love these that mug gives me like a co-worker carpooling with me to like a work thing and Our wait no co-worker Definitely co-worker. I'm stuck in a situation. What is the situation? co-worker work retreat randomly assigned share hotel room Co-worker and they're drinking out of this mug. No, they are that mug to me. Oh No Okay You don't have that Your dishes at your house. You don't have a favorite dish that you like feel close to Of course I do, but it's not like I'm like you're my co-worker You're my like the way you look. Oh, we're different. See like I'm like you're my family. You're my friend If I don't use you. I think you'll feel bad My fork that's rounded doesn't hurt when I cut hard. That's my family. Yeah. No I never really personified objects just things with faces my front left My front my front right burner on my stove if I don't use that I really truly feel like I'm gonna feel guilty That's fine. That's that's like going behind someone's back and not telling front right burner. Okay Don't get me started about ramekins. I won't Do you want to hear hello? No, come on. I don't I have to tell you something I only have four ramekins. I've been trying to tell you something doesn't care about my ramekins at the record show tell me I just like do forgive me for pushing off the poop convo just a little bit further into the episode. It's fine Okay, we are like a significant amount in okay poop me. Um, this is this happened a while ago, but you've been holding this back I keep forgetting to tell you Basically, both of my boys are really good at using the litter box Yeah, and they always have been since they were babies But like kind of recently like a few months ago. They're started like maybe like every two weeks just being like a little poop Like here and there and it was like Weird because it was such like an intentional poop Like it was not like they like it was like a turd like they didn't have a stomach ache or anything clearly This is going to be like poop heavy. Whoa either Like it was like it was like you had to have pushed this out like you did not like have diarrhea on the floor Like you were not having a stomach ache like this was an intentional Thing but it's like kind of just it started later in their lives And it only happened like once every three weeks or so. So I was like, okay weird for my kids who are so good at the litter box But whatever And it's a very like I can't stress enough. They always look the same this little turd Yeah, and yeah, and so a few months ago related chills John started gagging And I was like, oh he's throwing up so Like obviously rushed towards him. I want to be there with him if he's not feeling a ball. So eyes and ears closed While that's happening and then when it was done open my eyes There's the there's the poop on the ground the turd the turd So I was like did you just throw up poop All of these poops that I've been seeing Have have been coming out of John's mouth. So John has been pooping out of his mouth So obviously I think he's dying. I'm freaking the fuck out googling cat poop out of mouth like Hi, hello That's a very unenthusiastic hello For me I'm worried a lot and guess what I just did cat pooping the suggested search immediately fill in out of mouth This is a very common problem because guess what have you ever seen a hairball? No, you haven't I had a cat brook. Do you do you know that it looks like a poop? It's like Like maybe no is he I'm sorry. Do you have your contaction? This is a poop Yeah, go maybe one two three five the fifth sixth one next to him. That's a Two more over no just that like that piece of poop. Yeah, like I that's a that's a hairball Yeah, I know I've seen hairballs. Yeah, I but mine boys looked Like more like poop than that So imagine yeah, that's a hairball. You're telling me that's a hairball You're telling me that's a hairball I'll give you that that does not look like a hairball Because it's not a hairball looks like No, no, no, no, it yes Is he just had to google cat hairball? Look at all of them. We have to get it. No, I think I get it. I understand but why didn't doc like the vets should tell you like Hey, don't worry like new new cat owner like if it looks like your cat's pooping out of its mouth That's what a hairball looks like because that's not what the media has portrayed hairballs as They portrayed it as more of a ball of hair I do want to say like my cats hairballs didn't look like fat turds like fat long turds like that's crazy No, my like mine was very hair heavy. So it was very clear and also There was like what color was your cat? Like gray, I guess maybe because I have Black cats They're that's like it's pretty much A poop so okay Turdgate is closed right? Turdgate is closed but it's no less upsetting. It's more upsetting And it causes them discomfort that which I don't care for hair hairballs are normal. They are normal I wonder if any have ever come from rob. I'm really curious because I only saw I gotta keep taking measures. Don't move your shirt Oh wait Just hang on. I know that I'm gonna do a collection of brook shirt every time I see it in like a different Shape and I'm gonna share them at the end of the episode It's Unbearable what's happening to Zach just showed up to my house. I didn't order it What a coincidence. I don't think it's a coincidence. I do think someone ordered it No, what a coincidence based on my experience on monday. What's your experience on monday? I texted you I texted you both I forget I saw him Oh, and you think I didn't have a dream about him last night. By the way, my I'm wearing a troi bolton shirt. Don't move No, don't move. I just didn't He just put your chest out in that way brook Hello um Hang on don't move. I don't know who ordered this for me. I checked in with everybody that I know So I do think it was someone that I didn't know But i'm grateful for it. It is weird But I love it. Um, he was in my dream last night Well, yeah, he's he's ever present this week because I went to the lakers game on monday I lucked out someone gave me tickets to this um these amazing seats and Lakers having a really bad season I kind of I'm not totally like a basketball man. I do love going to lakers games. It's very cool I want to go to a dodgers game. I would go to a dodgers game with you. We are farmers Bump bump Is that just You said we are like that. Oh, okay. Sorry. No, it's fine. I just I was gonna say, um Hello No I was gonna say we're historically very we have historically um a lot a much the buses are Very late the buses are nasty And we waited a periodically long time to for the lakers. No now we're both tweaking We had a good time at a dodgers game that one time and we have to go back. Yeah the one where I was crying Yeah And then we started laughing. Yeah We didn't we did a little bit of shrooms and so emotions were high. Yeah, we did. No, we did. Yeah, we did No, we did. Yeah, we did. No, we did not Yeah, we did. I would not have done that at that time in my life. Brooke, we did. I swear to god I there's no way cross my heart hope to die like chocolate. Yeah We're like what was the context of it? We were just like let's do it at the Dodgers game before Where like at your house? Yeah, I don't think there's a way. I promise there's will I really don't agree But that would make a lot of sense. Yeah, I tell you that's what happened. I don't agree unless you gave some to me Without me knowing what I would not slip shrooms into your drink. I don't have an interest in You not knowing that you're I just don't think I I don't remember that Um, is that a side effect of shrooms? Like, yeah, I told you when I went and got that massage and I thought I was eating Chocolate before my massage the massage that gave gave me cove it and I they were playing music on this little boombox and it was that song from Not ave maria, but um It was like something adjacent to ave maria and it was playing in a boombox in this like tent that I was getting massage in And they were massaging me and I like my emotions were Overflowing and I started crying through that little face hole in the massage Table and I was like what is going on? Why am I so moved by this and like the guys that was the fingernail one where the guy's fingernail was like scraping me on while he massaged me and then I got cove it like all around was worth every Every $15 that I spent on that And then I was like, oh my god. I ate that shrimp chocolate What were we talking about? Zac Efron, so I was at the Lakers game and I'm looking around it was crazy. It was so star studded. It was Usher sitting here Jessica Alba and Odessa Daisy on or whatever. I don't know how to say her last name I just read her instagram name. So I don't know when her last name starts I read it. No, I don't know where her first name ends in her. Yeah. So Odessa was with Jessica Alba and Lena de Caprio was sitting right in front of me And I think it was with like two young influencer girls like bleach blonde hair influencer Likely no, but it was weird because he's sorry with like an Italian still 22 year old but like these were like LA Like influence that I mean it was not like anyways And then next to him not right away. There was like a bunch of those people that like definitely like talent agents and then Then it was Miles Teller and then Zac Efron my man my man and They were talking the whole time and I was like that's Zac Efron like I immediately clocked it And they're talking and they're hanging out and then like Miles Teller gets put on the jumbo tron and it's half of Zac Efron's face You know, you know I know Izzy put up Can you put up the photo I sent you guys? Where he's he walked by and I was like I got a sent a photo to these guys I was like, it's weird that they're not highlighting Zac Efron Yeah, and you know what I should have noted that when you sent that to me, but really there was no doubt in my mind that that was that If you are listening to audio you should look at this because it's pretty a lot. It's remarkable. This one. I was like that's not That photo that that one. I know it doesn't look like him at all like in any way, but then his his We got to go to the next one his profile On the image was like completely ze That is the on the jumbo. Yeah, and then go when you see the screenshot that I sent next You're gonna be That's a remarkably bright creature. Yeah 100 yeah 150 and I'm thinking okay cool locked and loaded And then I'm getting my car from valet And he walks up and I get a straight full frontal This guy was like asian Or like hafizian or mate like he was like not white not Zach It was not Zach, but it was like so close and it makes me think that like that to me I would have said you sent that to me. I said wow No, it was it was like perhaps he's gotten a little bit more touch touch ups In the stew. Oh, so you're saying it was that you think it was that Maybe no if it was that they would have put him on the jumbo with miles. I don't think I don't think he would have done His eyebrows that dark because he doesn't have that dark fibrous I don't I don't think it was Zach, but it is an alarming doppel But yeah, or you know what they should I mean if anyone's looking for a body double for Zach Efron. I found one It's remarkable. It's remarkable. That is that Is Zach Efron? Yeah, so are you sure it wasn't 100 100 p. How about you ask Dylan? Or is that weird to send him a video of his brother? I like the way I forget their brothers and sisters like it's crazy No, sometimes Dylan will say like my brother and I just like won't occur to me till like four hours later that he's like I'm like, okay. You're talking about Zach Efron. Okay. Um What was I gonna say? Hey guys, we want to take a break to thank a sponsor of today's episode rocket money Managing my finances has always felt like one of those things. I know I should be on top of but you can get overwhelming really quickly Between subscriptions. 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I have something to say about my dream about zack Yeah Um, it's not that it's just like stupid So, um, I'll pass actually no you should say basically Ariana grande invited me to her concert. Don't move. Okay keep talking though and There was a lot that went on in the woods By the concert. I did I think I did end up shooting someone But that isn't relevant to the zack fron portion of the dream in which he was congratulating me I had basically solved this huge FBI case in the woods next to the ariana grande concert that was connected to the stadium And I you know, I had brought the unsub in justice restored the what the unsub. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah and zack came up to me or ariana said something into the mic and was like brook It's finally time like we have someone we want you to meet and then I Pulled me over to zack And then zack was like I have to be honest like I already know who you are And then at the same time as he said your friends with dylan I said You know lady fron? And so he was like what? And then I was like, yes, i'm friends with dylan and he was like, no What did you say and then I had to explain lady fron and it was so embarrassing. That's funny How did you not think and even in your wildest dreams that that wouldn't be a little bit endearing for the young man? In the dream. Yeah I Don't know. I would I don't know if that would be endearing At this point to be like I am 30 and I go by lady fron sometimes on the internet. Thank you. Hello. Hi No, that's your your comedian. I'm actually 29 though, so it could be funny. Yeah Get it in while you can. Yeah Um, that's fun Thank you so much. I think you I'm sure you were there Probably in the background screaming. I'm sure you wait for me. I'm sure you were there You're I'm the one you shot. No, no, no, I didn't shoot you Also, it was not a fatal shot I was just able to disarm Well done. Thank you Neutralize the threat patriot Um, my gun came out of nowhere Speaking of a situation like that. Yeah Um This morning, this is just like a story I'm gonna tell quickly. It's not related to anything. I just forgot it happened this morning I texted I was texting Maggie Because she talks um a little bit about Tucker Carlson in her set And Tucker Carlson was just listed as a domestic terrorist by the White House And I texted Maggie Tucker Carlson just listed as domestic terrorist by the White House texted sent I think you have the wrong person. Nice. Hope you're doing well. I texted my high school soccer coach's wife that Tucker Carlson has been listed as a it's her name Maggie. No, I'm not gonna say but it's A lot of the same letters. Okay That's the worst. Yeah She said hope you're a wrong person. Hope you're well. I said well, just so you know Tucker Carlson's Hi Hello, hello Yeah, the domestic terrorist list is growing. Can you explain what happened to you last night? Yeah Nothing happened to me by the way Can you explain what you went through last night? Yeah, well, okay Okay, so last night basically, um, alex edelman, who's a comedian very funny one of my buddies Messaged me over the weekend and was like, I have a show at at ucsd in san diego Would you want to jump on and I think yeah, oh my god. I'm a huge fan of his he's so funny Let's do it and then I so I'm so this didn't go there anyone so like there was no schedule or anything and then like day of We're like driving down and he's like Oh, it's at this this Auditorium blah blah blah and then he starts laughing. He's like, oh my god. I didn't realize this is for the jewish arts festival. Yeah And so I arrive and there is like shabbat music playing in the green room, which I found so interesting because It was a tuesday Yeah Like the song connor sent me a voice memo and like the song that you sent me is something that is sung on shabbat. Yeah and it was I think it was just maybe to Get me in the mood. Um, and then we went upstairs and like the the The median age of of the group attending was probably 75 But I feel like you would love that. No Yeah, like Yeah, was it like a religious jewish community or was it like a bunch like larry david? I don't know. It was not a bunch of larry davids for sure. Um, But the thing is like anytime you get like an audience you want to like taylor I taylor my set, you know, like when i'm in the south i'm like Sure Vaccines hello, I don't know I don't know. Um, but there I was like I want to like And they're like I think it was like a little bit more Things outside of my knowledge of judyism. Like I like no one enough. I hang out with like a lot more deep cut Yeah, and like the things being said and I had not prepared anything and then I I find out on like basically when I walked on stage I was mediating a conversation with alex at the end So it was kind of just like an improvie thing talk through things open it up for I had a list of questions I was asking kind of like running through and chatting with him kind of like live and We're talking about a set and like immediately I'm like trying to do jokes at the beginning and like it was not even like pity laughs it was like complete like What like what is this? Okay And which is not your fault No, I think it was fine. I do think that like given the audience like they might have just been like we're sitting and listening vibe Yeah And I don't receive like sitting and listening very well Um, so I'm like, okay, let me just ask these questions And at some point I'm like, okay, we're asking the questions. We do need to have a conversation. That's what I'm here for and I'm forgetting Like sayings and stuff and I'm saying things weird and like And I'm we're talking about a set and I'm like so when you're working to your set Blah blah blah you do have to like you're breaking it down. He's like I had four hours of material I broke it down for my special no an hour and a half and I was like so you had to like You had to like cut your babies And I was like Okay, that was not the saying in my head And then like because I'd been trying jokes. I was like, what if they think that was a circumcision joke? Uh-huh And I'm sitting there fucking sweating And then he's talking talking talking I'm not even hearing a word he's saying because I'm in my head like they're thinking I made a circumcision joke and like No one like every like I'm looking around like everyone there's 700 people. I'm like everyone here's mad at me and then I go middle of a sentence kill your darlings And it was I've never heard Kill your darlings like I couldn't even I couldn't and no but he was in the figure out what you meant by cut your babies It's basically like I don't know if it applies anywhere else, but basically like when you're when you're doing comedy and you You have new jokes. So you have to work into your set. You still have it's a set time Like if you're if you're a comedian you're doing an hour special like right and you have an hour and a half You have to kill off some of your darlings You love these jokes and they feel like so key to you, but you have a better joke coming in you got to kill your darling And that's another like cut the fat Uh-huh and senuindo Got it Cut the babies Was not right. No, and then I just cut him off and I was like Kill your darlings and they probably thought I had Tourette's like that's you know what that's probably best-case scenario It sure wasn't okay. I promise you but he was happy. So okay good. Yeah, and then we went to this dinner place last night The way it was my dream venue What was it? It's a bar like dive bar and it's like where a pool where I would put a pool table in this dive bar Bini, hana grill you order your food you cook it yourself and you sit around a grill and everyone's grilling And then you walk back to your table and you order your beers What kind of food were you grilling? I got a flank steak And I got salmon. What about people who don't want to do that? You can go in there and sit and drink No, what about people who want to eat but not grill it themselves better bring a friend that wants to grill? Wow, so it's not even an option for the kitchen to make it for you I'm not sure but the so they just bring you out raw meat. Yep I would not trust myself to cook it thoroughly. They have directions like on the thing It's like if it feels doesn't matter if it feels like your cheek then it's ready to go I'm not gonna put my hand on a hot piece of meat, but um It was very very cool. It was like a cool experience to me. Okay. I love that Yeah, another sandiego experience where I was like in sandiego, you know how I was talking about sandiego And I'm like every time I go it's like I'm in a different place Another night where I'm like, I don't I don't recognize anything. I've never been here. That's kind of I love sandiego You know that you know my I was in la joya Off la joya, but I drove back up here. I'm thinking I'll leave really early and I'll get up here and we'll celebrate isi's birthday and everything I'll leave Suggested time to leave on ways 540. Okay Hello, did you leave at 540? Yeah, can you believe it? No, I haven't 540. I honestly like called my dad Listened to music saying how long was the drive two hours 48 minutes Why was it so long? There's there's traffic traffic. No the way people are crashing in the morning is crazy. It's like not like afternoon crashing It's like full on 18 wheeler turned over blah I felt so bad for the people going south because an 18 wheeler on that two lane road when you're going down to sandiego on the oceans on You're right There's no other road. You can't even exit it's you're just on this road of 18 wheeler fell Blocked like there's no going around the 18 wheeler. It was 20 miles stop I wouldn't be here right now Thank you that sucks. It does suck, but I'm glad that you made it in one piece Thanks Oh, um, I was gonna tell you also this was like related to This did netflix as a joke last week. Oh wait. Yeah, let's talk about it Well, the biggest thing for me and like the thing that I did last night like with alex um, and I've been like kind of I've been kind of talking to like other like legitimate comedians this week And it's the most real comedians have ever talked to me like they don't like you know because And alex is pretty open like he just doesn't he doesn't hold any back And he's like, yeah, I came to your show at grammar scene. I was like, I don't need to go to this tiktoker show And I'm like, I know that's how everybody thinks about people that start comedy on tiktok And like I remember being in green rooms and like no one feel that way too Yeah, no one would talk to me and then you go out and you you prove yourself and then they're like Prove yourself But there is like territorial like I'm I'm already seeing like new people come out and start doing comedy. I'm like stop Oh, I get mad when other influencers write books. I'm like you Yeah, no, it's like it's the the gate the gate should have closed after I went my turn. I want to go Oh, my my turn Do you know what that's from? No Forget it. Who cares who gives a fuck it's from that episode of the office. It's just freaking incredible dinner party Oh, when when michael goes my my turn in jen is like, whoa, baby. I just I just it's so good. It's the best episode That's the asabuka has to brace for three I I just watched that with the tv. Yeah the plasma Sorry, did I cut you off? No, I'm wondering what's happening I mean stomach. Okay, no, that was it. It's just like this is like it's like legitimized the company Well, what did he say you proved yourself? No, he didn't come. Oh, I thought he went to grammar c. He went to grammar c two years ago. Okay And I was like, have you been holding on like to this? So this is our first time meeting on our three-hour drive down to san diego. Okay, but we have like a ton of mutual friends That's my worst nightmare Hello, hi Yeah, it was okay Were you driving or I mean, it was good. It was good. I was driving Um I have this little hunday. That's like half electric half gas. Oh, yeah, it's Like I get it It was awesome. I've filled up the tank one time Worse like to and from san diego. No, I like the whole time I've been here. I've been here for two weeks. Wow. Yeah That's cool. Yeah, like no one like you're listening to a podcast where I'm telling you that I filled up my tank and my hunday is amazing Sorry, like I'll move forward um But that was that was a good show like that was like one of more my more fun Shows just because it like went really well, but I talked to it was so good. Thanks. Thanks for coming proud He broke came my grandma came I didn't get to see me me cousin logan came Understandably I did get to see cousin logan. She got in a lot of trouble for Taking a picture of you. They were so there was this one guy that was so strict connor you couldn't breathe without him Breathing down your neck. That was like The craziest they the the venue was like so insane. We did a meet and greet after and we all went upstairs and like There was not a single person on the staff there and It was just like bizarre and we were like so far away from everyone and we didn't know what to do and there were like People that had bought meet and greet tickets and they were just standing in the room with you and I and they're like, what do we do? And I was like, I don't know where we are. Yeah, I didn't know what was going on there, but I loved every second of it and You were amazing. It was very fun. Um, I think I don't know but no, it's fine. Okay, but um, and then that's the last thing. I'll while I go to milwauki this weekend I'll see you in milwauki for a show And then why I just like get confused. So now you're just doing like One-off shows. Yeah. Okay. Yeah keeping fresh because I film my keeping fresh. I'm not calling it a tight and fresh I'm I'm filming a spectacle first month of june And I'm gonna read it off where I'm going because I want you guys to come. I haven't announced. I think this will be announced by the time We go live with this but june 10th and 11th. I'm in fort lauderdale june 12th. I'm in tampa and june 13th I'm in orlando with maggie winters and zavier phillips fibs and friends. We're we're taping it We're taping a special is what people people call it But it's a spectacle because it's gonna be very different. I love that y'all are like a little family It's great. It really is. So it's makes it so easy and we have such a different dynamic. Yeah It's very fun. It's so good And I can't wait to be in florida. I know I love florida It's gonna be great and you're gonna be on tour too. Well, I'm on tour I'm gonna be too touring. We better talk about do we talk about scheduling yet? Yes, we did, baby Oh spooky. Um, I am I guess nesting you could say In preparation of phoebe and tour good. I'm not kidding and like this is mental illness But it's fine because like I know I will snap out of it like when I have to because I don't have another choice I have gone complete Like agoraphobic like can't leave the house unless I have to sunlight like burns my eyes and skin like Like I cannot leave the house like in preparation Like I think my body and my nose that like I will not be home for a while And so my body is bound to the home like legally and like There's like a biological component of my body that like cannot step outside Or do any or respond to any email or text It's really okay That's okay. I don't I wish I had like some something deep to say. Um, there's nothing and like everyone is like Concerned in a way that I'm like no like it will It will it will totally subside the moment I step on the plane because it has to It'll understand but like I am definitely nesting That's awesome to me because I'll be I'll be like Moving around doing a ton of stuff and then I'll go do the traveling stuff and then I'm like I'm gonna End it. Yeah, I'm gonna end it all Yeah, I nest post I nest in post. Okay, so I'm definitely nesting pre and like I almost can't even imagine what will happen post What I'm worried about is that I come back on the weekends for a day And I'm worried about Get it like having to leave again and like if my body will let me Yeah, you know, so it's a little bit interesting to think you'll just be on autopilot Like I think your feet will just move and your body will move and you'll go to the airport And you'll pack your bags and it'll be just like I'm just I'm just so curious like So excited and so lucky. I'm just very curious about how I'm gonna handle it I'm looking forward to finding out. I think it'll be kind of like you're like you're on crack Like I think it's gonna be awesome. I definitely wonder. I think you're gonna be an arc to do it. I definitely wonder so That's exciting And less than two weeks lesson to come out PB GLI PB GLI oh, that's why I want to make tiktok. She's I'm gonna do promo for Phoebe But just like in my own way What will the way be like you just have to agree to do all these tiktoks with me that are fun and I'll make the caption Phoebe Berman X amount of days out That works perfect Because they're fun It will it will be so fun. I wanted the Puerto Rico song, but I don't want to get involved if it's a I honestly No, everyone's come to terms with that because I don't like I don't get it Like some people are like some things are okay and some things are not I don't know where the line is It's truly like I don't know it's truly like we like this person they can use a I don't know Is anyone mad at Reese Witherspoon? I'm confused. Okay Yeah, but she doubled down. I know well, she's a business woman. Like it truly is like she doesn't She's not reading any feedback. I see like I don't actually I'm done saying yeah, you you can't say it I I can I will just say like when you're She's adapting these amazing books. It's like At what point do you need AI for that? Like what do you just you have the You have that and then you have writers like I'm confused like where AI would come in And I don't think that she plans on using AI I'd say it feels like a message of someone getting ahead of it I think she's just like I want to understand it because it's Happening whether we like it or not. I did not take it as I'm going to be implementing AI into my projects but To each their own That's how I received it, but I'll keep a very open mind. I hope not. I really like her Yeah, we'll keep our but the Puerto Rican Puerto Rican guy Puerto Rican guy can use it. I That song like You are the only exception Huh, I love that song. Yeah, it's really good Paramore and still into you by Paramore. Yeah, it's a good song. I listened to it right here No, you did not. Yeah, you know what else I listen to I promise you because it was on a really weird playlist Believe women. Yeah, I listened to that song on the way here. I also listened to no no no no don't funk with my heart I I missed the days when like Song names would be like don't funk with my heart and it was like, oh, you're bad Like if you seek Amy Literally took five years No, literally one day in the most random like I was in the supermarket and it dawned on no it was like In your window. I'm like and hello And my I'm gonna listen to this in my bedroom and my parents don't know and now the songs are like eat my pussy immediately. Yeah Remember you in your hand by pink No, you don't remember that one. That's our bonus song You don't remember you in your hand It's just you in your hand and I that was so good. No, I had no idea what you talked what she meant Oh, I get it. Yeah. Wow. I didn't Until I did multiple years later Until I did multiple times later I remember poor Gabby my sister like had older siblings obviously and so she would get in trouble for explaining what songs meant To her classmates because she was just trying to get ahead of it and warn them And she got in trouble for telling everybody That's that whistle song. Are you gonna blow my whistle, baby? Yes So she let everyone know just the subtext and the deeper meaning behind that song and she got in trouble I true shouldn't have I truly think that's an art that we need to bring back like these kids like she's dissecting lyrics It's genuinely impossible for that like it's just it's just handed out now. It's like this song is about sucking and blowing Dicks, you know like yeah, and that candy shop Brilliant work also lollipop. Yeah, never that was really I remember someone telling me about that and I was little and I was like This is deeply upsetting. No, no, no The beginning of the song is Call me so I can make it juicy for you. I go, how do you make a lollipop juicy? What does he mean by that? So good that Make me want to lick the wrapper That could mean he actually he actually said no homo and no homo, but I want to lick the wrapper. Did he say no homo? Yeah I want to bring that back I think you can if you're an ally. I said he's so sweet make her want to lick the wrapper No homo I could get out of it. No, ah Oh, the first thing he says is no homo. No homo. I said he's so sweet make her want to lick the wrapper And like he's just like talking about his buddy I know What wait, what song is this lollipop? I was talking about I'll take you to the candy shop Candy shop. Yeah, I mean this is just like an off shoot. I'm sure sorry She she she lick me like a lollipop. Yeah, she she lick me like a lollipop lollipop. Yeah She she lick me like a lollipop lollipop. Yeah, she she lick me like a lollipop lollipop. Yeah And that's in honor of tucker carlson being a domestic terrorist. I wanted to read it like him. Um Shawty want a thug? Yeah bottles in the club. Yeah, shawty want to hump. You know, I like to touch. Yeah, you're lovely lady lumps Yeah I want to talk about the no homo Sure Because I don't get it So, okay intro lollway Ow Can we click on the genius lyrics? Maybe they can explain them to us No homo like he says the first thing he says is no homo hear little way and express his intention before he starts saying No homo. He's not gay. So the but just he is setting the scene for the entire song The word rapper could be perceived as gay. It's a devil on ponder. He's a rapper and he's talking about a rapper for a piece of candy You want to lick it because it's so sweet. She wants to lick his cock and balls But what could be gay about that? He's quoting her but in the song you can't hear him do quotation marks Okay, so he's singing from the pov of a woman She wants to lick the rapper of the lollipop as it's so sweet. She wants to lick little way the rapper He's getting in the head of a woman and he's like no homo. I'm singing from the pov of a woman I'm not yearning for this cock and balls Exactly okay, I got it Symbolism is everywhere. I get it for those who wish to see it. I get it This is a this is a brilliant song. This was one of my favorite songs one of my first songs. I split headphones with someone for mine was pussy money lead Fabulous piece of work. Yeah, I also that was wow. I didn't know that you listen to any little way Only because my crush liked it. I was making my facebook status a little lame in the lyrics He's great. He's one of my favorites um mine too What were we talking about before this? I don't know. Oh We're about to do word on the bonus and Okay, I really like I really want to say something okay Let me like read back What I was thinking about it before I say it just to make sure like this is coche I have to sneeze Thank you Everyone copes differently I To announce a hosting of word all To cope with your odd and mysterious murder of your elderly mother Wait, wait Did she say that she was launching this in order to cope? No, I would probably just be nesting right now. I don't know. I mean what she's supposed to do Just lock herself in her house I don't I just like I'm sorry the word all of it all like really Changed like if she was now the new host of jeopardy, I'd be like that's a noble step just like Oh Me like that perhaps a word all game show could be the only thing that brings me back from the ashes Okay, you just read read read Then hello like it's light and like Executive produce fun. There's like a lot of nefariousness in this like the Jimmy Fallon of it all like The word all of it all I don't love the Jimmy Fallon of it all but like I think this could be a good project for her I really do Why is the holocaust trending? sigh I don't know All right, maybe that's not how we end I don't want to end on the I will come we end with I can touch my toes again What do you mean? I remember how I've been working on having to touch my toes for like the past three years genuinely. No, okay I can touch them again Yay, that's how that's how well we can end. All right. Well if I tried to try to prove it to you I I would uh What's this? I don't know What's that? I don't know what's it? Oh accordion accordion. I'd accordion I accordion out some p Because I'd squeeze. Okay. Gotcha. I would pee. All right. Thank you guys so much for listening. Uh, we'll see you in about it Love you. Happy birthday. Love you. Thank you Izzy for everything that you do for us. Bye