Giggling about glambots, tuning forks, and getting botched

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I'm going I have two more months left in the tour and then I'm retiring. So. Yes honey. I can't wait to retire. I record the special in four weeks. It's starting. You know I was going to ask you that today because I was like wait she's been like pretty good mentally. But that certainly got a change in a couple weeks, right? Any I wake up every day like is it going to hit me? Like that I'm going to be like a nervous wreck. Not today yet. Not today. I don't know. I have my giga-lares. What else do you need? I have my Gargonsola. What do I need? Totally. How are you? I'm still a little under the weather, but nothing too crazy. I did have, you know, obviously a facial reconstruction situation. The past couple of days and I went into my Botox girl and she was like, hey, you know, I thought you were going to be more mad about this. And I was like, here's the thing. My group chats, they loved it. My mom, she loved it. She was like, the content was incredible. The content was superb and I was really making everyone's day. The one person that did not think my Botox mishap was funny for a second was my dad. Gary. He called me, FaceTime me immediately up. Whoa, whoa, what's this I'm hearing? That you can't move your lips. Let me look at you. Don't talk. Let me look at you. My mom FaceTime, I'm not speaking. He's examining my face. He goes, okay, the good news is you don't look fucked up to me. He goes, I don't have my reading glasses, but you look beautiful. He goes, now talk. Let me see. Okay, not bad, not bad. And then he goes, you know, everyone thinks it's so funny. I don't think this is funny page. This is your face. You know, you've got the perfect fit, Emily, dad. This is why you're my day one. This is why you aren't going into a home when you are a page. He's like, I made you perfectly genetically. Why would you try to change? So this was the second time with the Botox and you had a little kerfuffle. A little kerfuffle. Does it scare you at all? Or you like, I have nothing to be afraid of. I survived. Here's the thing. I really trust in my girl. I think she's extremely good at her job. She could poke my eye out and I'm like, she did it for a reason. She was like, actually, you'd look better like this. And it is only the second time I've gotten it. So like, everyone's face is a little bit different. And so like things go awry. Now, if I had gotten filler or something, I'd be freaking out. But even if she paralyzed the whole bottom half of my face, which sounds peaceful. Not yet. Sounds nice to take a little voice rest. It would be gone in two months anyway. So like, I wasn't really freaking out. The only reason I was freaking out was I was like, honey, I'm a woman in STEM. I've got things coming up. I've got places to be people are going to be looking at my day. You're playing in the Super Bowl. Like things are happening. No, like I literally am shooting up for the game. I hate when people are like, we can't tell you what's happening when they're still yelling at them. But basically, Paige and I were shooting something yesterday. That was very fun. But we spent a lot of time together yesterday. We had a proper time. We were like obsessed with each other for the last 24 hours. We were together from 11 a.m. Really at 10.30 till like 6 p.m. You face time me the night before for a full hour. And afterwards, I was like, this could have been a podcast. And once you do hit a flow state with your friend, it's actually really hard to stop and hit it. Because you have to beat it. You have to beat the last piece of gossip. You have to start making up shit. I don't even have strong opinions on things. And I'm like, you know what I think. And Hannah and I had this song. We were like, wait, are we going to be 80 and talk about this thing? Like obviously, I feel like there's a canon event in our friendship that no matter what we go back to that moment. And it could be a completely separate conversation. So I'm just wondering, like at 75, am I going to be like, well, you know, 100%. Now this is also people have told me this is how I am. Like I have a little amnesia because I love telling stories. And people, I'll tell a full story. And they're like, you literally just told me that. But like, you enable me where like you know how much fun I have beating a dead horse from different sides and angles. You like, you break a bat. You pick up another one. And you keep going. Sorry, Peter. But you see my husband. He's like, I'm not talking about this with you again. You look at me like you've never even heard this subject before. You say, wait, wait, what? Wait, what? You said you get some popcorn. You go, what is this? What is this thing that we've been talking about? So I appreciate that. No, I'm a great friend to have because I forget. And I'm like, wait, I don't remember that. Can you like elaborate? And I truly do forget so many things. So it's like you're telling it to me for the first time. And I'm like, wow. News update. Altoids, Sowers are back. And that's our mental health moment. If you're having a panic attack or whatever the girls, what do they call it nowadays? Crushing out. If you have any crash attack, take an Altoids Sower. And it can help. And I have heard that that helps. But don't do it. And then it don't work and blame me. Talk to a doctor if you're having a lot of panic attacks. But- Wait, speaking of things that help panic attacks to my dismay, I talked about buying tuning forks on the last episode of Giggly Squad. And I was like, everyone's going to be in my DMs and be like, what the hell is a tuning fork? No one. No one even asked this thing. They were like, she's definitely lost it. No one even won. That's single person. Broached the subject. You know what? Yeah, because it sounds like you're trying to bring back the dead. And then I'm like, wait a minute. So not one giggler is on my side of TikTok with the gods I am tuning forks. And I was like, no, dad. I'm always and consistently looking for things that will lower my cortisol levels and heal my body in some type of way that I don't know that it's unhealed. Is the vibrational plate working? And the vibrational plate was so three months ago. I was, but you know me. I'm like finally getting around to it. I'm like, okay, I've seen it for two years. No, I mean, obviously I still have it and I do it every once in a while. I was on a really good regimen. But honestly, it's like how many things can I do? But I love doing all of them. Okay, my tuning forks is basically like no one asked. No one asked. And it's like, I'm fucking telling you guys. I'm actually I'm live at. Is it like a weapon? I mean, it probably could be. So it could double for women. But you basically like hit this thing and then the vibration and the sound is some, it's like the conspiracy theory that like the government got rid of all the bells. Because like massive bells in towns would heal the inside of people's bodies because of like the vibration. You're not on that conspiracy. You've never seen that conspiracy theory? No, I'm not in the conspiracy. You take something. You don't you know, I'm like bell conspiracy. I'm like, surely you know about the bell. Where'd all the bells go? We don't know. No, there's like this big conspiracy theory that like there used to be bells that would tell everyone what time it was because obviously we didn't have phones and shit like that. In like every town and then slowly like they be kind of obsolete or whatever and they took them away. But they were saying that they were very healing for your body and that they should have never been taken away. I wonder if it's like whoever was in charge of the bells like they're like running late one day and they're like no more. I fucking run the bells. Okay. We're good. It's like a guy like impressing a girl on a date. He's like how about everybody wakes up an hour late tomorrow. I have that power. I do the bells. I love that. I love that. I love that. I am obsessed though with like instead of you going to like some yoga wellness retreat. You're trying to create one in your own home. Totally. But with no like actual guidance. You are onto something because like the minute I hear someone like has to come say at my apartment or like you know they're doing like a little astint in New York and like my room is like where they've chosen to stay. I really do try and make it seem like a spa experience. You have a Daphne robe in your bathroom. That candles. You have a welcome bag of like did you forget moisturizer. Don't worry. Here's some and it's all yours. Take it with you on your way out. Because Kim DeSorbo raised you right. And I'm just I'm very big on that and then I'm like I'm a cult curator. Yeah. You also have a little kinder bueno by the side of a small chocolate before you lay your head down. Can we discuss when you went into my apartment yesterday? No, I'm I'm proud of you for even bringing this up on the pod. I have nothing to hide. I'm an open wound. I was meeting Hannah yesterday and we were early and so I was like I'll just stop by your apartment. We'll have a quick coffee together and then we'll go and do what we have to do. And I walked into her apartment and I literally thought she had been robbed. I was like someone's come here and open all your cabinets. Why did someone walk in and just leave your cabinets open? I really felt like I'd walked into a fraternity room. And like you actually use the word disaster. That was the worst word I came out of your mouth. This place is this place is scary. Now my perspective I woke up. I said okay the apartment looks good but it's tidy up just a little more because page is coming and I'm putting stuff away. I'm like I'm like I'm going to take it. And you step that to me too. You said I actually tidied. This is the same thing that happens with my mom. I will tidy up for 30 minutes and she comes in and she's like this is disgusting. I'm like if only you saw it. Because you want to know what? You tidy what's important to you. I don't need all the hot sauces in a straight line in the refrigerator. That does nothing for me. That's like the kind of things you tidy. I'm like simultaneously though. I'm simultaneously. Des had to go to my apartment quickly for something. And he called Hannah after him. What did he say Hannah? He said you know you know page is extremely tidy. And I said yes she's Italian. And he said so are you. And I said let's not change the subject. I give him a complimentary gift basket on the way out. Is that tell your friends? If you were a man and you slept with women you would definitely be so controlled. You give them a gift basket when they left. I'd be so I'd be awful as a man. I'd be so manipulative because as a woman or maybe you wouldn't be because you wouldn't have to manipulate because you're a man. As a woman I use my manipulation tactics for good. I better people's lives you know. It's a coping mechanism to manipulate because God forbid you to say what you want and you're a bitch. No you can't say what you want is a woman. We'll say what they want and people are like I have to disguise that. You have to do a spell. I planted things in men's head that they haven't realized for a full year. And then one day they're like that's the power of page. It's really scary. It's the tuning for it. If I had chosen an evil route it would be scary. There was a tuning fork in the road and you chose good over evil. I was one. I was one decision away from being evil. It was one more man that fucked me over. I would have gone in a crazy different route. But I also argue in someone's story you are evil. A lot of people. I'd say a lot of people are sorry. No you know it's so funny about like even saying that is like yeah obviously in the world there are people out there that are like I fucking hate page or like I fucking hate Hannah. Oh don't break me into this. No and I'm saying this for like the giglers too. Like obviously there's people at your office or like in your town that's like in their place of work. Sorry they're all over you have to be aware. Say a word. No I really I sound like the dance mom saying your blonde you're pretty. You're saying nobody hates you like open your eyes. No look at that. There's definitely people that are going to hate you. My response always is and this is how like I mean you can say this first. They're a bit more annoying but this is how you have to think about it. Yeah no shit I'm going to be the villain in other people's stories not everyone gets the same version of me at all. Oh girl oh. And it goes according on how you treat me. I go based off your energy. I do have to say one thing about me and you we never started. Oh we're not starters. No no no no no. I haven't started anything in years. proactive. We're just reactive. We are purely reactive. Mental health moment continuing. What I've realized in my 30s is yes you can be villain in other people's stories but also there are multiple truths to a story which in my past I've definitely been like I was there I know what happened that's my truth but then you have to empathize and be like yeah but they're seeing it through their experience and you have to respect their truth even though it's wrong and then big emphasis on that though big emphasis and then also when people used to tell me in my 20s and early 30s not to take things personally and that never fucking made sense I'd always be like okay the way they say my name okay the why do they say it to my face okay why did they say everything about me to my face and make it about me it was my personal you know social security number and then I realize nothing's personal they're just seeing they're just reflecting their shit on to you you're just a representation in their video game of their solo player it's not about you you're just you're just about you babe it's not about you and that brings you sanity when you think people actually like like you just represent something to them it's not actually well I one of the best ways I feel like to learn that too is someone said something to me I don't even know who it was and this is like years ago and they were just like oh well you and your brother didn't have the same experience growing up because yeah and I was just like well no we yeah we did we had a variance he was there and the person was like well no his experience was obviously different your parents were a different age when they had him like you didn't have the same they didn't treat him the same and what and I was like what like what do you mean and that's so true and once like I feel like you grasp that it's easier to bring it into like your friendship and I really when something was personal with me and someone would say don't take it personally I literally was like I don't comprehend that because I don't attack people personally unless they attack me personally and this is a to serve it also I was really laughing about you talking about how you had like a horrible flu and like men would go to the hospital and you had a full week of work and it really reminded me of literally one of my busiest weeks of work I feel like you've never gotten more done and it truly reminded me of Lindsey Vaughan who so if by the way the thing with professional athletes and like Shaq talks about it too like men talk about it they get these huge contracts and then they like sprain their ankle and they're just on the bench getting paid millions of dollars with a sore knee right so anyway Lindsey Vaughan decides I'm gonna fucking come back and win gold so she's in all the like pre Olympic tournaments and she's winning everything and every she's 41 and everyone's like this is insane Lindsey Vaughan's a grace of all time of course the universe doesn't want to make it easy for her and she completely ruptures her ACL I see this notification because we're sports podcasts I have to stay updated on current sports events and I was like holy fuck she's done like I feel terrible for her next article Lindsey Vaughan's still going to the Olympics skiing with the torn ACL she said fuck that ACL put a cast on it whoa fuck do I care she was give me a bandaid let's go so apparently there are other ligaments in your leg but the ACL connects your shin and your thigh like it's a dang leg and she's holding her project on the ACL in seventh grade she's fucked their her leg is fighting for its life literally Lindsey Vaughan's not just like walking with a torn ACL she's going like a hundred miles per hour down an icy hill and jumping and landing and and twisting you know when I saw the headline and not to make it about me but hey it was inside my own brain so what was I supposed to do the only thing I could think of was the other day on giggly squad you literally said you've never run a mile like you've never done an athletic thing in your life and this woman was like literally put a bandaid on it you stupid she literally looked at the New York Times and said it's mental wait you want to know the funniest thing about that is peak during my like cold colds that I've had I'm on base time with my parents and my dad goes honestly it's mental my mom's never my mom has never whipped her head faster oh really was it mental two weeks I was like I just walked into something that I'm like not privy to an A actually up to go wait that's so funny when your parents get into like random little tips and when you live with them when you're younger you're a part of it you've seen every scene up until that point so you know but when you're just face time you're like whoa whoa whoa I need to hear both of the backgrounds before I pick sides it's kind of crazy there is something that happens when you get into your 30s where you're like I've got my mom's back against these men all these years she's been like literally surviving on her own so then when your mom has your back on something that's very female female focus you're like say louder mom say louder yeah so that's where me and my mom are at right now we're just like ruining my dad and my brother's life's like at all times where like we stay on their next like that's the only way I can describe it see what's funny is my brother always takes me at my mom's side and my dad's always just like accepts he accepts that he's not gonna win so it actually is like a very high functioning situation no like I think my brother is probably so disassociated because if he does something and then it's like back to back call from me or my mom like dreaming him out about something like I could see someone going into a full psychosis like that is so scary he finishes cam and then he sees you coming what is he like I think that's a like boyfriends and like I didn't even really fully grasp like how diabolical my mom could be until I got older and I was like I give me she said 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Nana, um, Nana was religious and I was like 18 and they were visiting and my boyfriend was like staying over and she was like, okay, where is where is he sleeping? My mom was like in her bed like, we how old were you? 18. Okay, but I also was different than you like as we know like your mom was like, like, please don't get a fucking tongue piercing tonight. Like my mom was like, hey, do you want to maybe go to a party and like see what happens? And I'm like, no mom, I'm trying to be a professional tennis player. Lenore was my dream. Like yeah, maybe I'll give it a try. She literally looked at Nana and was like, I kind of got a boyfriend and we're very happy. My parents were like, did you sneak out? I'm like, no, why would I do that? When this house is so free, I could go and come as I please. Why would I sneak out? Kim is like, why couldn't Paige have met a nice girl like Hannah in high school? She would have kept her inside. They would have stayed inside and talked about the same stuff. My friends were really bad at influences. Yeah, I had, I guess, yeah, my friends were all like sporty and like scared of cocaine too. So anyway, my Nana at first she was like upset. At first, my Nana was upset, but then she was like, oh, I guess that's what the kids are doing these days. And she immediately was non-judgmental. Wow. She learned also like, I don't think we're having sex. Like we were, well do you ever see videos of like people that come out, but their grandparents or parents are like of such a different generation and they're so nervous and the grandparents are like, it's fine, like I don't care. Some of these old people, they are learning and growing and seeing things. And Nana, like very early on immediately was like, but she's in the know. She's been in the know. Yeah, she's like a hippin' with it and like, yeah. Well Uncle Johnny famously came out as gay and they were afraid. You're Uncle Johnny. I feel like you have to give context. My Uncle Johnny. Everyone has the gay Uncle Johnny. When I said Uncle Johnny came out as gay, everyone listening was like, yes. You don't have a gay Uncle Johnny. You know, it's like a funny running bit in my family that I just realized. Like if you say, if you say anytime in my household, like, oh, I think they might be gay. Anyone at any time will say, well don't tell Paige, she thinks everyone's gay. That's what my family says about me and I said, well, and I'm like, where's the lie? Where's the lie? No one's proving me wrong. Nope. Not a single person. Just every day the world gets gay or. God. It's not becoming unguide. Thank God. Thank God. Hi, gaglers. Okay, this is like a debate, like a hot debate happening online. Do you think sports bras? Or sports tank tops or tank tops in general should have padding sewn in or should they have a place to take out the padding? I'm so glad you're asking me as president of the small boob community. Let me just tell you the general arguments. Yeah. Some people online are saying, I hate that it falls out. It's like why even have an opening. I don't and then they're all over the place. And then some people are like, I don't always want them in. So I don't want them sewn in. I think the padding, look, as someone who has literally zero boobs, if I put a sports bra on, that's like a size too small, it is so tight and like I look like a flat, like bored. So I enjoy having a little padding because I'm like, oh, at least it gives like a little curvature. But if I had larger boobs, I could so see how you're like, I don't need any more padding. I want to take this out. I think you should have the option to take it out and put it back in. Kind of like the same with bathing suits. And for the first time ever in the history of Giggly Squad, I agree with you. Right. I agree with you. 100% all your points are so valid. Because I, as you know, have a perfect seat cut. You have a perfect rack. Perfect rack that no one talks about because I don't talk about it. Yeah. Because I don't want people to get uncomfortable and treat me differently. Yeah. But when I have a padded bra, I suddenly feel like I have boobs and you know I don't want to have boobs. And I'm over here buying the Skins Nipple bra. Every chance I get. Yeah. We're into the fucking library. I also think when I wear, I feel like I'm wearing Victoria's Secret push-up bras whenever I have anything with padding on. And I think everyone's staring at my boobs. And I think if someone like punched me in the boob, I wouldn't feel it. Do you remember those push-up bras? Yeah, I was just going to say like a bombshell. Like when those first came out, I was like, that was a football uniform. Like I could tackle a motherfucker. I kind of miss that era of me. Like an abacrombie shirt and like a Victoria's Secret pink push-up bra that I like begged my mom to get. Yeah. That was like eight inches of padding. And it was like up to your chin. She was just going to say something now I forgot. Wait, with the Victoria's Secret bra too, what was I going to say? Why did we just get so dumb and just say a minute? Like I literally feel like I just passed out and came to and I'm like, I feel like I'm high, but I'm not. It's just the morning. It's 1.30 p.m. Are you ever like with your friend and like, you truly have talked about anything. And so then you're like, so I guess that's what's going on. Well, me and you are weird because we will talk over each other for 20 minutes straight and then be silent on our phones for 10 minutes. But not have any transition. Like no one's like, I'm going to go look at my phone now. It's like suddenly it's just, actually you literally yesterday I called you Fully Shina Shea because I was mid-conversation something I hear. And I'm like, okay, Vanderpun brosies and two. It's my favorite thing when you call me Shina. Like when I'm on my phone because I just like, I get, I love it so much. It gets so funny. No, I love this out of my nails on. People don't talk enough about being a Vanderpun bros fan. And one day being in an elevator with Shina Shea and watching her text and hearing it and just feeling like you're watching Michelangelo paint, whatever he painted. Shina Shea was like the first Bravo Liberty to be nice to me, I feel like and like want me to come on her podcast. Like she was the first like- She was the first one to be nice to us. The Liberty podcast I did. And she was continually nice to us through the ups and downs. Yes. Yes. She was consistent. She was consistent. Say what you want about Shina Shea here at Gagli Squad, we respect her and we- She brought me to her green room when she was on Watch Robbins Live and I was like, oh my god, I like watched her get glam. And- Wait, that is so sweet. It was- Yes, she's iconic. I would bring up the Grammys, be like does anyone care anymore? Is it like two years ago? Do you have any hot takes? You know? Did you watch them? You know? No. The Grammys is one award show that I never care about. I don't know why. Well, you hate music. You've fully publicly stated. It's your art semester. No, I don't. No, I don't hate. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. You hate musicals, you hate music, you hate children laughing. Well, I hate children laughing. No, I hate musicals. I love music. I just- When I'm home by myself, I'm putting a TV show on. So I don't have the same relationship with music during the day that other people do. Because I love entertainment in the arts of- Yes, script- movie-tap- movie- script- Yeah, yeah. telling a story in that sense. Storytelling. Here's what I will say. I'm so fucking excited for Bad Bunny to do the halftime performance. When I did see the clip of him winning, I thought it was just like so- You want to know what? I feel the same way about Bad Bunny that I do about Fernando. Like, they have such- Who's Fernando? Fernando, my football player. Come on, first name basis. Fernando is not his name. Fernando, who won the Miami game that I'm obsessed with? Oh, sorry. I was- You're in my college football world. They have to keep up. Okay, sorry. I didn't even- I thought you got another cat or something. I was like, who's Fernando? You know who Fernando is and stop. I do think you know. Okay, Fern, yes. Fernie. I feel the same way about them because there's something so pure about their reactions to them themselves doing a good job. Do you know what I mean? It's he's authentically happy. And they're showing photos of him when he was 16 bag and groceries and like to see people's dreams come alive. Also, for him to remind people that Puerto Rico is in America. No. Let's just- I'm so confused by that. There was a lot of confusion. There is a lot of confusion. Look, I don't classify myself as smarter than anyone. Like, I know my strengths and I know my weaknesses. But when I saw that, like people being like, where's Puerto Rico? I was like, surely. I'm not the smartest one on the internet right now. Like, that's really scary. Well, you're for sure not the dumbest one on the internet and that's been proven. I don't want to like get into the drama because you know we hate drama. But tell me everything. Coldly glam back, I. Where is she? What did they do with him? No, it's- No, it's- She did. No, where did we found? And then, I thought he invented the glam bot. I'm like, how are you getting rid of the inventor? It was cool and the glam bot. I don't know, you can get the glam bot without cold. Wait, let's start- start the story from the beginning. Okay, apparently. Apparently. There is an email going around from 2019. Now, whenever this stuff happens, it makes me feel like it's a- it's a hit. It's like a- Someone like- Is sitting on it. Someone was coming for him for some reason. I don't know why. But um- And this way you have to have a private investigator like on call at certain times. I guess a bride asked him like, can I do a glam bot at my wedding? Which is like- It's totally valid. It's iconic. iconic. Good for her. Like, woman in the arts. And I guess he kind of was like, you can't afford me. Or he gave her like an insane number. Which, honestly, you're running your business. I know people who are like super busy and someone will ask her to do something and she'll be like, yeah, for a crazy amount. Well, it's kind of like hair stylist to make a partist. Yes. Yeah, maybe they start out doing weddings. But then they start doing like other things and like things that pay that aren't as time-consuming whatever and you just like, you grow your business. So like, I get- If you were a celebrity hair stylist and someone who's in person was like, do my wedding, they'd be like, okay, for like 200k. You know something crazy. So I actually didn't even see the email, but this is what I- I think I heard online. So take it out with a grain of salt. But I didn't know it became like a thing. I thought it would think about a j- The glam bought is a humiliation ritual. It never goes well. I asked you, you said you did it once. Like, what was it scary? Literally terrifying. Because you like freeze up, because you're like, I need every angle of me to look good and then you look frozen. And then it's like, I'm a ski-do coming at you. Select few people that are really good at it though. But like, I feel like they've done it multiple times. They know what to expect. Yeah. Also, under pressure, I'll crack doing anything. Like tell me to say my name and I'll say it wrong. So like, I can't imagine. And then also like, you not only have to have your face right, you have to have your teeth right and your hair right and you're fucking holding in your fucking stomach and your boobs. Yeah, you have to be in a dress that's conducive to like twirl. I think it's- Does he tell you what to do? Yes, he's so nice. Directing. He's basically like, this is just going to happen. This is- and you're going to do this and we can do it again if you don't like it. And like, you look amazing. He's a very nice person. So basically, his- So his email gets like starts getting circulated from 2019. And then I guess he's not at the Grammys and this is where it gets real spicy. People are saying now that a woman was behind the camera and that everyone's glam bot was better. And I said, you know what? That tracks. A straight man should never be involved with photography. Wait. No straight man should ever be behind the camera. We've all seen what happens. They're- they're moving. They're talking. They don't understand angles. Maybe someone was like, this guy doesn't support women. No, they're- I feel like there aren't many positions where women have and they've replaced them with men and it's gone better. But there are so many positions that men have had that they've been replaced with women. And it's better. There's so many things that is obvious. Women will be better at or like at least they tell women like even like cooking. But like men are the chefs. Yeah. Make that make sense. News anchors. Who's gonna gossiping? Us. Why is a man telling me what happened in the world? Rip it and get a single detail. And then a photographer? There's- it's always a fucking photographer man with like shooting models and stuff. And if you're a famous male photographer, yes, I'll shoot with you. However. That's bonkers. I want a woman behind the lens who's going to be like, move your hair. I would never do like a sexy photo shoot with a guy. On some of these sets that are more like male gaysy, like playboy and stuff, there's men involved because they're like, what do you guys think looks good? Because a gay guy thinking something looks good is very different than a man. Well, like- It looks good. Something that's being sold to men, yeah. I mean, they got that. It's just like a bunch of dudes being like, you know what's hot? But like if it's being sold to women, no. Why would I want a guy there? What does he know? No, like it's kind of like with the real housewives when the husband's getting involved. It's like, okay, that's it. No. The Grammys I loved. I hope Cole is okay. Being held hostage somewhere. No one said anything about him. Real quick, the guy who's saying ordinary. And he performed on Jimmy Fallon when they were there. He was there, yeah. And so he had some trouble with his ear things. And Tiktok was funny. They're like, considering that your things have one job to do, they never work. Like, no one invented an ear thing that worked. Oh, like he couldn't hear himself when he used the form. He couldn't hear himself. So for like a short part of the song, he was singing at the wrong time. Like the beat was like very off. But then he recovered really well. And then afterwards he posted a TikTok being like, guys, this is what I was hearing. And it sounded like crazy echoes. But he did great. I think my best dress was Olivia Dean. I didn't like, I don't know why I never like, I think because the Grammys is, you can do really whatever you want. You can wear whatever you want to the Grammys because I feel like its musicians are like. But they weren't as insane as like the VMAs. You know the VMAs they get? Right. Because they're, yeah, the musicians are more like artists. Yes. Where I think I like the Oscars and like the sag and like golden globes because I'm like, there's a, it's a black tie dress code. Yes. Like I want to see what you came up for black tie dress code. Justin Bieber, people were a gasp that he wore boxers. I thought that was very unbranded for us to Bieber. If he didn't, if he was always a gasp at him and, what him and Haley are doing. I'm so over it. I'm so over people hating on him and Haley. How about when she looked in the camera and she went like that? With her, she does have you fingers. She has long fingers like you. She has royalty fingers. She has royalty fingers. Well, she famously went on TikTok one day and was just like, I don't say anything. I don't do anything. You guys see all of me every day. I don't know what to do. It's so insane to her. It's so fucking weird. But not to be dramatic. I like got teared up when he was singing. Because I hate when people are misunderstood. And I hate when people lose themselves. Hate when people are misunderstood. I hate when they are there's injustice. Yeah. I hate when people are on the wrong path. You hate when things are point blank period unfair. That is my image. It is. I hate when these are unfair and I feel like he blew up and because he was so fucking talented, he was like eyes closed for years old, playing the drums, singing, perfect pitch, whatever bullshit. Yeah. And then he becomes the biggest person in the world and everyone's like, starts making fun of him. And then he's singing and everyone's like, did you guys know Justin Bieber could sing? Yeah, it's not fucking luck that he became one of the greatest singers of his generation and every girl in the world was obsessed with him. It's not just because he had a weird haircut. So anyway, it was just like beautiful to see him come out of it all. No, I think he has like a really crazy story that is like so not even scratch of the surface told. And I think he's such a talented person. Yeah, and his documentary when we're in like our 60s is going to be so fucking banging and his son is probably going to like produce it and like I can't wait for it. This is your business. This is your business supercharged with the help of zero accounting software. This is managing cash flow. This is managing your cash flow with the help of zero accounting software. These are your customers paying you. These are your customers having more ways to pay you with the help of zero accounting software. This is your business supercharged with the help of zero. How can you show your cash flow by giving your customers more ways to pay so that you can focus on making your business fool. Supercharged your business today with the help of zero. Start with the next. But I do have to say award shows are like insane. Sabrina Carpenter didn't win anything and she's literally like just the most relevant artist of this year. Like that's not controversial. That's so crazy. She's going to donate for like six or eight things and just sat there and lost every single award. And it made me realize like they only give the best new artist award to so many people and like if you happen to be in a really good year you won't get it and how like in the year 2000 Christina. Christina Aguilara won. And Britney Spears lost her. So like Britney Spears was later 2000 being like I'm a fucking loser. And it's like Sabrina I just need to let you know these awards. So mean shit you're perfect. Keep going. I feel like they take them with a grain of salt. No. No that's all your industry is. Is these stupid fucking awards. Like that's that's what the that's all like they I think some people are probably better at being like it's stupid. Well to everyone who's a creative listening which is all the gay glories, women of the arts and the gaglers. Someone gave me good advice one day and they said the second you let other people's opinions affect your creativity is when they win. So the second you're like I'm not going to post this. I'm not going to write this. I'm not going to express myself because I'm afraid of other things then they win. Also further fucking more. I'm on a mental health kick. We have been said further fucking more in a minute in a minute. In a minute we it was not that. It's not that. Yeah that that hit. You're welcome. A moment for further fucking more. Is that it's your decision on how to react to things. So like this is not relatable at all but losing a Grammy. You could literally make that ruin your year and be like everyone thinks I'm a loser or a loser or you literally can choose to be like I don't give a fuck about this. And that's what life is about. And it's it seems like you're cheating or it seems like you're like suppressing things but like no it's actually like two things can happen to the same person. The same thing can happen to two people and it's just how they relate to it that makes people they're successful or stuck in their head. You could also do apply that to like when you have rage. Like. You go and let me speak from the angry portion of the night. Oh my god. I forget that you're doing devil's advocate Hannah is the angel on them. The devil let me speak from that side. You go and if you put short little temper. I think people don't realize that I do have like one of the craziest tempers. But you only like you don't let it out a lot. No no no not with me. She goes I say no people I love. Because I'm never mad when I'm around you and you've never done a single thing for me to like be like I fucking hate that I have to freak out. Yeah you're like my joy or my peace. But I like I've seen you very worked up about things which actually I love. Actually last night when we left each other I was like kind of wanted to call you last night because I was just like oh my god we had so much fun laughing all day like I kind of just want to like laugh a little bit more. But were you like oh I called her the night before and she's going to be like wow this girl's like no what are we going to talk about we've literally talked about everything like I have to go to bed. Wait that's so sweet of you. I love chapel ronestress. Oh Mrs. Mrs. fake nipples doesn't like a nipple dress. That's that's what I want to see though that's the kind of creativity I want to see on the carpet. Look you know how I feel about jenzie we're very tumultuous like we have certain things that I'm just like I don't fucking vibe with you guys and then there are other things obsessive. Where I'm like jenzie go yeah you got this girl like yes we're behind you. Hopefully no one stepped on it I mean what was she going to do if there was just like a jam up on the red carpet and someone accidentally stepped on it obviously it was a prosthetic. If someone stepped on it that's called viral baby. It's called content. I don't know. My whole thing is like you have anxiety. Well this is why I'm obsessed with chapel ron because the interview before she looks at the woman and the woman's like are you okay and she's like this is the scariest part of the night because everyone is taking photos of you and you don't know where the photos are going to go. Mind you her she's like has a cape on still and she's like I'm just scared and I'm walking at her I'm like poor thing I hope she just goes inside and like gets a sit down and eat something and everyone's nice to her and then two seconds later she's on the carpet whip those teeth as out and like here's my hard nipple don't look at it. And she's like an if anyone raises their voice. She's testing them yeah I'm like I feel like I so I made a pickle here. You know what she is she's like a cat when the cat lies on its back and you're like your belly so cute can I touch it and the cat's like yeah touch it see what happens. See what happens and they're like well why would you show to me if you she's like say one thing about my nipple dress I freaking dare you. I actually I want you to that's why I wore it. And then she gave her she announced her award and she was like clearly didn't want to be there. Like I've had a dream like that where I'm like and I forgot my shirt like my nipples are out and like and I'm just I think casually I'm like nothing's going on here like that was her red carpet was my worst nightmare like you forgot your shirt. I think I like to tube because she's a lesbian so she's like showing her boobs not for the male gaze like it's not for the male gaze and I'm like yeah it is but like hers was like actually address showing your topless and you know the men were like huh which I kind of loved because it was like a ring hanging from it yeah the guys were confused and uncomfortable. Okay but that's a perfect example of like if men are confused and uncomfortable let me disart but also it's a perfect example of like that is a different type of like fashion vibe where I'm like okay I can't compare that look to like when Zendaya walks on the carpet for the Oscars like that is a moment in my soul that like it's very different. Should I get short bangs? No. Okay I just want to throw it out there. Wait can I show you? Is everything at home at home? No I'm about to shoot my special you know I'm freaking out. What are you doing? What are you doing? There was like a really there was the one girl who worked at the Supreme Store who didn't bully me and she had these little... I never liked to hear. So she was so cool. No they've put in the time and the effort to deserve those bangs they've seen some shit they're not for you okay. Oh my god if I go to the salon they'll be like I could see you with a wispy bang though that ends here and then like your first layer starts here and you just go down. Oh same. But I am putting in that out there. One thing at a time. Speaking of art do you know that kid Kuddy is currently painting he's become a painter and he goes by the name Scotty Ramon and now I kind of know what I want for my future. You want to become an artist? I'm going to be a painter it goes by a different name. Speaking of art I finished my book. How's the field to finish your first book? It feels really good and I ordered another one. Well do you want to tell them what you're reading or you're scared to start a book No I'm not really scared I'm like I said I wouldn't do this. This is a book lab now. Like I just started it if I say the name of like what I'm reading it's like this is a book club. Okay I read Verdi because it's Italian. She read the menu to an Italian restaurant. You actually don't know how funny that is because in Italy one of our favorite restaurants the name of it is like La Verda. Sometimes those menus are big and you're like you certainly you can't be doing all this correct like all of this is good. When we were on reality TV we went to a restaurant once and people took photos and we all were looking at the menu and someone was like they're reading scripts off these menus. I remember that and I was like I was okay I read Verdi which Anne Halfway is going to be in the movie that's why I read it because I was like oh I can't I want to see that movie and then the book I ordered it's called Nightingale and I literally just like went on TikTok and like watched a bunch of videos of girls who are like these are my top five favorite books. Are you on book talk? I like search for it it doesn't automatically it's filtered to me it had the better how would you search the algorithms like it doesn't make sense like really babes were we impressed who's sitting next to you that you're trying to show your phone to? I feel like you're really good at choosing like inspiration for like what girls to follow like if I see an influencer that you follow I'm like oh okay like she's legit like so how do you decide which I judge influencers what are you looking for by pretty I wanted to look cool when I'd bring it on the plane I wanted to like and I'm a hardcover bitch or nothing hardcover honey where no I always take the sleeve off because I don't want anyone to talk to me about it see I like want someone to do that because I just want to feel like what no one's ever said that to me so I'm just like I want my first like book combo to happen I also feel like books are intimate like I don't want people knowing what I'm thinking about I also feel like I'd read crazy books my mom reads so much and so I like said to her like I finished my book and I ordered another one and I heard my dad in the background go oh she's really rounded a corner we've lost her like because I my personality is like more my dad but sometimes I'll pull something out that's so good let me just say to Gary there's a time where he used to go to bed and pray that you could read so let's let's let me have to look at the bright side of things you're so grateful and I'm really proud of you I'm really really proud of you final thought about Gen Z they love disappearing text I love disappearing text now how do you do it I don't send them I love receiving them because if I'm gonna say something I'm like and show up and I hope they go through your phone and see it can you not screenshot it when you or is it like when people search it it won't come up like what's the point of a disappearing text well one you can screenshot it and two you're like we've tried yeah one you can't see I mean you can undo it and I think screenshot it yeah I feel like it's really more for like if someone's next but I have like a screen on my thing so like you can't even see all I know is all my Gen Z friends my tons of low Gen Z girlies they can't send me normal text everything's disappearing I'm like babe why do I have to work to read this text but it does make it exciting we're on plane so much and I'm like so I'm like I don't know you don't look at my fucking phone only because I know I'm looking at someone's phone so I know my own tracks so I'm like don't look at my phone so a secret safe with me but like when I'm gossiping I have one particular friend that I am thinking of that she will only send me invisible text messages because she's like I don't know who's the right do you not trust me like when I send someone juicy gossip I trust them with it I trust that they'll protect it I might be like hey if you'll see this she doesn't trust the environment ever got it got it it's not you it's the environment my assistant will go on my phone or I'll hand over my phone and be like put your number like there are just certain things where I'm like if that information ever leaked yeah I wonder if boys I wonder if boys use disappearing text or if it's just a girl thing I feel like it's a girl thing because we are the FBI men wouldn't do it I don't know how to do it I don't even know if they actually that's such a lie because it's actually such a lie because I don't have in my grown-up years of 30 first of all not all my friends are friends with each other so they're like if we do them in a weird group chat it'd be like hello I have a job yeah the amount of men and I think pretty much every man I've ever dated their group chat all day all day yeah but nothing nothing juicy just like sending bad memes and I'm like wait this is honestly very male loneliness epidemic where wait well it's just more like this is actually a very girly thing of you guys to do but I'm I'm thankful that you're doing it yeah because who else do you talk to but it's never of anything of importance it's like I took a shit today it's like you got to hurt that on giggly squad fascinated by the male group chat yeah we're gonna do some research actually gigglers can you keep an eye on a man's group chat near you and tell us what they're talking about um this has become a full-on investigation we just want to keep tabs on it just in case get ahead of it gigglers we love you so so much thank you for all the great feedback of the two episodes no it's been so fun we're having just scheduled our first guest for one of our Friday episodes that we're very excited about yes also TMS if there's any like random fun people you guys want us to have on for a segment or just chatty Kathy let us know um we love you guys so much thanks for giggling bye this is your business this is your business supercharged with the help of zero accounting software this is managing cash flow this is managing your cash flow with the help of zero accounting software these are your customers paying you these are your customers having more ways to pay you with the help of zero accounting software this is your business supercharged with the help of zero happy 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