No gloss, no filter, just stories, spoken without fear. A person who is not generous cannot be an artist. The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers. Listen to my weekly podcast, the puja bhajjo on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. Come for the honesty, stay for the fire. You guys heard the latest trend for Easter? Apparently candy companies are finally filling those hollow chocolate bunnies. Not with more candy, but with a heaping glob of... Woo! TikTok Click Shock! It gets everywhere. It's TikTok Click Shock, where we discuss the biggest TikTok videos from the past week. We're gonna get right to it with your first TikTok Click Shock from a Gen Zer named Ben Sanderson, who's living in New York right now, and his latest post has gone viral, because it's all based off a new trend where Gen Zers are sharing the best public places during their lunch break to go take naps and cry. Woo! I wanna know what's on it. This is for every generation, honestly. So Ben shared his secret spot, and it got over 1.1 million views. Ooh, where's he going? The library? What is it? Let's listen. I needed a place in NYC to nap, so I looked up on Reddit where to nap, and it was like all these things being like, there's one secret room in this library that if you go at these hours, the guards aren't there, until I read the best idea ever, which I did. I went to the movie theater, paid $15 for a ticket, and slept in the recliner seats during the movie. Popped in my earbuds, put on my beanie, and I had one of the best naps of my life. Oh my god! Only if you go see a boring movie, you better not be going to see one with loud explosions and stuff. You don't want to see the Avengers War movies, but otherwise, is that a good deal? $15 for a movie theater nap in a recliner, you got the dark room, your earbuds in, and it's relatively quiet most of the time. They have nap pods at the airport, and they're like $40 for an hour. What a ripoff. Yeah, so this is cheap. And you have to buy a plane ticket too. If you're leaving for two hours in the middle of your work day to go nap, why wouldn't you just go home? Well, if you live super far away, or if you know you only have an hour. Why would you just helicopter back home? Take a nap in the comfort of your own bedroom. That's a long time. Brooks, why don't you just have your own personal nap room like I have here? Yeah, exactly. These Gen Zers don't know how to do it. But the video got thousands of comments. One woman named Sydney said, for $28 a month, you could get a nap subscription to an AMC theater. Oh, the monthly! They do need to figure out a business model to help save their company. This is smart. Another person said, just get free tickets to the Bill Maher show. That'll put you to sleep in seconds. I appreciate that joke. Even Bill Maher would appreciate that joke. That was a TikTok click shock. You're next. Woo, TikTok click shock! It's a viral video from BBC. It got over 5 million views. And it features a young man with a scientist who specializes in Neanderthals. A.K.A. cavemen. The researcher convinces this guy to make the noises that, in her expertise, Neanderthals would have made back in their time. Oh, like brunts and scabs. I can't wait to hear this. Because you're always curious, like, what would they have actually sounded like? She guides him through it. So here it is. Try male human voice count over three. One, two, three. Pitch up your voice. One, two, three. Add a bit of nasal now. One, two, three. Now, the other thing that would be happening, which would actually increase that quality, is a very heavy skull that seems to pull down into the throat. Now, speak. And come on, scream. Now let's make a sound. Just let's make a huge R. Rrrrr. Who was mating with this? Majestic. No wonder they didn't live very long. They hurt each other and decided to all kill each other. Yeah, I think we should have gone back to primates at that point. Yeah, totally. So who knows if that's what Neanderthals really sounded like, but that's what this one scientist apparently believes. Dude, the dork of the group sounded like that. Yeah. That was a TikTok click shock. You're next. TikTok click shock. Comes from an account named Mike and Kaelin. Normally they're posting videos of horses, but they interrupted their usual equestrian content because of what happened recently to them while in the drive-through line at a McDonald's. Oh. And apparently a previous customer had gone inside and stole a headset, and he was locked in a car nearby, so he was still on the same frequency and started trolling customers as they put their orders in. No. So let's listen. Sorry, someone's stolen my headset and that. What do you want to eat? No, listen to your mail. Okay. Why don't you go broke instead? I'm so sorry. Big arch meal with a medium fry. Anything else for you though? Big arch meal, you can hear it. Oh my gosh. And then can I get a tin-piece nugget? No. You can put it on that first, okay? Thank you, both of you. The no is the best. This is the kind of shenanigans I need more of. Yeah. It sounds like Oscar the Grouch was on pranking. Yeah. I think our heads are even good. If you want to watch the whole thing, the screen caption is titled, Weirdest drive-through experience ever, and apparently the guy did it for over an hour before police finally located him and shut the whole thing down. That's crazy. He had to shut it down. Maybe give him a full-time job. That was a TikTok click shock, and for your final... Woo, TikTok click shock! This one comes from a judge who was having a virtual court hearing, and the woman he was interviewing about a traffic infraction denied that she was driving while on the Zoom call. Oh, she was calling it at court with Zoom. Spoiler alert, she was 100% driving. Okay. Don't love me as... You cannot be driving, ma'am. What are you doing? Come on. I'm not driving. I'm a passenger in a car, but I will have my driver pull over and hang on one second. Am I crazy, or does it not look like you're driving that car? I'm not driving the car. I'm a passenger in the car, sir. You know you're lying to me, right? No, I'm not, sir. Let me see the driver. Let me see the driver. Hang on one second. No. I have to ask their permission. Oh, you're not in the driver... You weren't in the driver's side. You think I'm that stupid? It's such a good video. So the results, the judge went ahead and entered a default judgment for lying, and you find her $1,921 for not being available for her court hearing and also lying to the judge. You can literally see her seatbelt strap from left to right in the driver's seat. That's one of those where you go, oh my God, my bad, I'm so sorry, I'll pull over. Yeah, I didn't know I wasn't allowed to be driving. Apparently you're not supposed to lie to the judges either. Hold on, let me ask this fake person next to me permission to be on one second. He tucked in rules out of the car. Oh, just in time. Now who's driving? I gotta get off the car. So, yeah, I covered a lot today. Gen Zers crying and napping in theaters. Neanderthal voices, McDonald's trolls, and people lying to judges. Make sure you follow our show on TikTok too at Brooke and Jeffrey, but those were your... Good TikTok click shots. Stories for the day. We got your phone tab coming up right after this. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. No gloss, no filter. Just stories. Spoken without fear. A person who's not generous cannot be an artist. The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers. Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Bhachow on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Come for the honesty, stay for the fire.
