Sutton Stracke & Michael Beck: Gay Burglars & Holiday Parties

When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops. I have no problem prioritizing myself. I'm glad that you're feeling so good about this, but the truth is I got fired and it's your fucking fault. She gets paid for this shit. You get paid for this shit. Jeff Lewis has issues. Hey, it's Jeff Lewis and I have issues. In this episode, Sutton Strack and Michael Beck joined the show, which had about break-ins, holiday party guest lists, and updates on the new season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Good morning. Good morning. Okay, I do have to comment. I do love the sweater you're wearing today. The cutest sweater. I'm so excited about this sweater. So it's, I see Naimem on there. Yeah. Now, it's, so it's like a, how do you, it's like woven. It's Naimem. It's a knit sweater by GoGo. It's my first collaboration ever with any designer. It's cozy. Yeah, it's so cozy and these are made in Canada. They're hand knit. So it's GoGo by Sutton. Naimem. They're not cheap. No, they're not cheap. They're 492. These are hand knit sweaters. No, no, I get it. I get it. I understand. They're not cheap. I used to sell the GoGo sweaters in my store and that we would sell out. So she reached out to me and her name is South, the designer. Yeah. South. Yeah. Now, is this a white level, green label, black label? No, this is, this is, she, this is her, this is her company in Canada. Yeah. And so she makes them in Canada and we just did a collaboration. So. Is it one of those like sustainable circular? You've tried to explain that to me before and I don't really. No, she, she works in, in a just eco-friendly way. No, I'm watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Are you watching it, Michael? I watched both episodes last night. Oh, you did? Yeah. Oh, so you binged? Yeah, I binged. Just for today. You binged two episodes. Yeah, yeah, for today. Wow. Yeah, for today. You've never looked better. Before we went live, I said, have you had any surgery done? Yeah, and I laughed at you. That was a no. It was a big no. So it's just good hair, good makeup. Yeah. I mean, I think it's good hair, great makeup and I don't know, I had some Botox. Okay. But that's it. Where'd you go, Nurse Jamie? No, I mean, I love Nurse Jamie. Yeah. But I found, I've got a doctor in New York that I go to now. I know. Interesting. Okay. You know, I go to New York every now and then. You still the apartment there? Yes. And I just moved to a new apartment that I love. So I'm very excited. Will you be spending more time there? Yes. I'm an empty nester now. Yes, I heard. I know. How is that going for you? Well, you know, I've been trying to avoid it by going to New York a lot more. Are your kids there? My daughter is, she's second year law student. Oh, I see. So you go there to see her and you have friends there. You have a whole friend. I have friends there. Yeah. So can we, the last time you were booked to do the show was right after Bravo Con. And it turned out that you, you were robbed. You know, there was a break in at Kathy's house, but nothing, they, they didn't get away with anything. No, no. Did they actually enter the house or they just set off the alarm immediately or what happened at Kathy's? From what I understand. Yes. They broke in and went upstairs and Rick chased him off with his shotgun. So they actually got in the house. Yeah. That's why I heard two. Well, and was there, was there three, two? I think I don't, I don't know the details, but I know it was one. Do you believe it's the same person that potentially robbed your home? I don't know. I mean, I mean, who knows if it was one person, there were three people in my house. How do you know this? Cameras? Yeah. And were they masked? They were masked. Yeah. And they broke through my kitchen window. Just shattered this tempered glass. It's a big window. And my dogs were, I keep my dogs in my kitchen. And so all four dogs were in there. Actually three, cause my little one stays with my housekeeper when I go out of town. So you had three dogs in the kitchen when they broke in. I would assume they're all connected, right? Because everyone, they probably knew everyone was that Bravo Con. I don't know. And like, they assumed that you guys were gone. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But I was robbed. Yes. So I heard. So they actually, did they go through every room? Did they go right to the primary? They went right to the primary. Okay. And don't you have a safe? Did they take the safe? They, no, I don't have a safe. I keep my jewelry. I locked. You know, I had been gone since Wednesday and my housekeeper didn't lock my jewelry up, which is not, I mean, that's my fault, not hers. But why? Because you had locked it up. I should have locked it before I left. Okay. Yeah. But we're going to blame the housekeeper anyway. No, I'm not blaming my housekeeper. She should have. She should have noticed that you, no, she should have noticed that it was unlocked and she should have locked it. No. All right. So you forgot to lock the jewelry. Okay. And then they took, do they take bags too? They took all my bags. I wonder if Maria is her housekeeper. Stop it. Stop it. Don't do that. Don't get me in trouble. Well, I do have one bag. I had, I had, I had some bags that I took with me to Las Vegas and then I had some bags in New York. So, you know, what did they take? They took, they took all of my Hermes bags. You know, it's interesting because I do work in circular fashion and so resale. Still don't know what that is, but yes. Well, I'm going to tell you, well, it's about resale really. Okay. And so especially Hermes bags have gone up. You know, they get more expensive after you buy them and like a Porsche when you drive it off the lot. So you know, you can resell Birkins or Kellys for 90% more than their value. Do you think it was a gay burglar? Yes. A gurgler. I think it was three gay burglars. Yes. Because they know, they know exactly what to take. Exactly. They know what the expensive. Exactly. The Chanel's are good for resale too. They took the Chanel. They took all the Chanel's. Okay. And then you start like chipping bags or something. You know, that's probably going to happen. I think that is starting to happen in Europe, but you could still sell it. You should probably do that with those sweaters since they're so expensive. Yes. Don't you think? Like an air tag. Yes. They should be chipped like a dog. So how many bags were stolen? Are we going to give the monetary value yet of what was stolen? Because then I had a suggestion. It was right under a million dollars. And so, yeah, it hurt. That is heartbreaking. But is insurance going to cover it? I hope so. Okay. So Nichelle Turner from Entertainment Tonight. I love her. Same. She was on last week and she was also robbed and they took about quarter of a million dollars in jewelry. And then she took the money and paid cash for a house. Was it Missouri? Really? Detroit. Detroit, Michigan. And she's going to Airbnb it. Wow. Maybe we should take the million dollars and buy a piece of real estate. Maybe. Yeah. Because otherwise now she's afraid. She wears, so she's got maybe what six pieces of jewelry left. She wears it all every day. She's afraid. Well, okay. This is kind of weird because I had a lot of jewelry with me at Robocon. I felt very safe taking jewelry with me because we flew JSX. Yes. And I had a lot of people with me. Yes. And, you know, I had a beautiful suite at the Four Seasons. And I took my kitten with me. You did? I did. To the Four Seasons? Yes. Her name is Betty. Now she's a showgirl. She's the sweetest cat I've ever met. How cute. She is the sweetest cat ever. And she thinks she's a showgirl. And so I felt very safe with all of my jewelry there. So they couldn't get a lot of my bigger pieces. And I have kept it in the same jewelry case that I traveled with. I don't want to take it out. Can I ask you, so it just made me. It's just a weird thing. This just triggered me because I, years and years and years ago, I had a house in Hancock Park and I was at dinner and they opened a door. I guess there was a door or Jimmy did open or something like that. And I wasn't worried about anything getting stolen. I was worried about that, letting my cats out. Well, okay. That's what I was most worried about. This is what's so rude about these burglars. They don't close the door. They didn't close the freaking door. I'm like, thank you. And you live on a main road. I do live on a main road. And, you know, look, it's really beautiful too. It's like the yellow brick main road. And so you're welcome for your million dollars worth of stuff. Can you please close the door behind you? So Betty doesn't get out, but thank God Betty was with you. Well, but I also have three other cats and my dogs. Do the cats get out? No. So that was what I was most worried about. My vet came to go get my cats because, you know, they were probably traumatized and it took her a long time to find them. They were all in different places. My dogs were in the kitchen and they didn't. You have four dogs and four cats. Yes, sir. I do and a couple of fish and a horse now calm down. Yeah. So you're not an empty nester at all. No, I'm not. The nest is full. James went off to school and I was like, I need a puppy and a kitten. How long does it take for that insurance company to pay out? I don't know. Still haven't done it. No. Had the adjusters been out? Did you have pictures of everything? No, this is also, I'm such a weirdo. I had just organized my bag closet and I took a video because I was so proud of myself for making it look so nice. So you had everything. I did. And then I had all of the jewelry when I moved like four years ago. I took pictures of all of the jewelry and then I had stuff with me. So I knew exactly what I had. Is it true that you have now hired arm security? Hell, yes. Okay. So do you have a car now out front all the time? Yes. Wow. What does that run you? Can I ask? It's expensive. So it's hundreds of thousands of dollars a year? Yes. So, and this is the thing. Here we go. Like for me, who cares about the stuff? I mean, I do kind of, I do care about it, but who cares? The animals. What about this? Well, the animals that was freaking me out. It's more about personal safety and what can you do to your house to make it safe? And I'm not judging. Listen, the only thing that I think is to get security. Yes. Because the alarm, who cares? Cameras, they're great for like looking at them robbing you. If you want to watch that, like a porn video because that's what it's like. I'm just going to, okay, I'm getting off on watching somebody steal because it doesn't help. Well, Sutton, and I've talked about this before on the radio, that night that I got broken into, I beat the cops to the house. I was at the restaurant. Right. I was like, can I, I need to check right now. But I get in the car. I got there before the cops got there. Which is really scary though, because you could have gotten hurt. Oh, because if they thought. Yeah. Oh, okay. So we think the LAPD, they did come to my house, but my dog walker is the one that noticed that my door was open. So that's who called the police. But so how long do you think that the window was shattered and the dogs were? I don't know the timeline. I mean, but you had people taking care of the dogs. Well, it was probably like, I think it was 1230 in the morning. My alarm did not go off. My cameras in my closet. Oh, you didn't have a glass breakage. No, I did not have a glass breakage detector. I do on other windows, but that big kitchen window, I did not have a glass. But it's like that glass. My cameras in my closet did not work that night. Did they disable them? I don't know. And we had, I guess it had rained that weekend. I don't know if that did rain. It did rain. If that disturbed the camera. I don't know, but we didn't get any footage from the closet at all. So there must have been some sort of Wi-Fi issue, right? Yeah, maybe if they turned off the Wi-Fi or sometimes the Wi-Fi does go out. Yeah, I don't know. It's just real weird. The whole thing was. Sure is weird. Yeah, so you're Wi-Fi mysteriously went out. And then they took a million dollars in jewelry. Well, it's really like the bags. The bags are worse. But then they broke the window that didn't have the glass break. It's almost as if they knew. Okay, Sherlock. Let me guess, the gate was open too? No, the gate wasn't open. The jewelry was having been unlocked. The pedestrian gate was unlocked. The pedestrian gate only unlocks from the inside. I don't know your housekeeper's name. What is her name? Oh, I love her. What's her first name? Her name is Docha. I think this could be it. Docha did not do this. This could be an inside job. Don't you dare. Docha. Don't you dare. Docha dare. Left the alarm off. Let's just say, or was the alarm armed? Or was the alarm off? I don't know. My guess is alarm wasn't on. It wouldn't have mattered anyway. Gate was open or unlocked. The jewelry cases were unlocked. The gate was unlocked. The cameras were disabled. When the gates are closed, they're locked. In the primary closet. Okay. Does anybody? Yeah, I'm the, you know, welcome to, welcome sign. Come rob me. He's playing a game of Clue. Stop it. It didn't, you know. Has anyone questioned Docha? Oh, God, no. Well, they should. No. I wonder if she's related to... Stop it. Docha, Docha, and I have no judge. This is 2008. I love her. Stop. Yeah, if the jury, because we had a necklace go missing. And it was gone for two weeks and then showed up in the exact same place where we had lost it. Oh, did you talk about it like out loud? Yeah. And then it just mysteriously showed up. Oh, we had the whole staff on a hunt for it. And then it mysteriously showed up two weeks later while we were in New York. Miracles happen. I bet it was Docha. So maybe this afternoon when I go home. It'll all be there. All of my bags will be back in the exact place. In the bag closet. Those gays aren't giving up those Birkits. Since you know the salespeople, have you seen... Are people watching for your bags to be sold? Oh, hell yeah. We called all of them to be on the lookout. Yeah. Maybe they'll turn out... Like, Doreet, where's one? Oh, my God. Just... No. That is a shit. That's terrible that that happened to you. But, okay, so... That was pretty bad. Just out of my... Because I'm curious because... And they took the pillowcases off my pillow. Yes. That's what they do. I've heard of that. So that's the part. I just found that out last week and it got in my head. Were they Sutton sheets? Of course they were. That's what they wanted them. They're gay. These are gay burglars. Oh, my God. Those are the best sheets. It really disturbed me because I was like, now it became very clear they were really in my bedroom. So, now I've just done some stuff. So they took your bedding? I wonder what they were doing in your bed. Oh, God. Why did they take the pillowcases? To put the stuff in. But bring your own tote bag. Exactly. They are lazy. Lazy burglars. Did you hear audio on the cameras? Like, how did they talk? You go and you get this room. I'll get this one. Girl, girl, get the paper. The gurgle. You know I could just scab for hours. Did you hear the audio? Did you see the way they were walking? Yes, they had like one hand. This is so homophobic. This is homophobic. These are the people. Yeah. That's the gay robbers. Wow, so fucking Doja set you up. Doja did not set me up. Is she gonna be at the party? I'm gonna ask her questions. No. No, I'm serious. Is she gonna be at the party? No. Yes, she is. You're not gonna point her out. No, she's not gonna be at the party. She leaves. She doesn't want to be around that mess. Okay. How many people are expecting your holiday party tomorrow? Like a hundred. Okay, that's nice. And I heard you have a band and a DJ. You overheard that. You were eavesdropping while I was talking to Shane. I'm excited. So, but real quick, and then I'm gonna just drop it and move on. The private security. And I just was curious. Yeah. I'm gonna go to the house because I don't have gates in my house and I don't think the HBOZ is gonna let me put them in. No, they won't. So, what would that run me? Is it like 300 a year? Do you have somebody? Yeah, I mean, if I did, well, it's only been like five weeks, but I would imagine, yeah, it would be around 300 a year. I mean, I can't, I don't want to do that. I don't want to live like this. I'm looking today. Rosewood has residencies. I'm gonna go look. Oh, those are gonna be nice. I know they're expensive. Yeah, I'm sure they are. And then there's another one in West Hollywood I might go look at. Are you gonna be selling your home on the main road? Maybe. A high rise on the main road. Oh, so now you're thinking full service building, 7th floor. Me and Heather Dubro. Be roommates. Just worry about earthquakes. That's the only thing. But it's a brand new building. Well, hell. But no, it's a brand new building. Good. Jeff, you know I'm Southern. We don't have earthquakes. It's a brand new building. It's probably on rollers. So that's good. On rollers? Yeah, no. All buildings are on rollers. You know that, right? Not all buildings. Well, but new buildings. I can just see my building. Roller skating down the main road. A gaggle of gaze following it. Trying to get my bags flying out the window. So right now there's a garden in front of your house. With a gun. Yes. Or a taser. What do you think? He's like, stop or I'll stop again. Say stop again. What is that? The Robin Williams joke? Yes, he has a gun. Wow. That's exciting. Yeah. It's not exciting. So I'm going to meet him tomorrow. Oh yeah, I've got a few tomorrow. Oh good. Why are you worried about party crashers? Certainly I'm worried about party crashers. Nicky Haskell told me to take pictures of everyone that comes into the party. Oh my gosh. She did, that was her. It's like knives out. Yeah. She was like, take pictures of every single guest as they walk in. Cute. That's why Sarah Cohn did that at her party is case something goes wrong. Or goes missing. It was missing. It was so fake, but it went wrong. But let me ask you this. So I know that like, Adrien Malouf has this problem where she has a big party and she invites, you know, 200 people and then they bring plus ones, but you have no control over the type of people and the caliber of people entering your home. That's why you take their picture and fingerprint. But I wish there's a way, there's a way, I think you have to be careful in the future about almost like screening who they're bringing. Cause some people have real poor judgment. Yes, I, look. You've brought some pieces of work to Adrien's parties. Have I? Who? Michael back. Look around the table. Oh, Michael. Are you, are you going, are you being my plus one? I was invited for plus one. He's my plus one tomorrow. And I can get your email. You need to take pictures of him. Oh yeah, well I have some. I'll send you some. I have some. What kind of pictures, Michael? Whatever you want. All right, so season 15, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Who do we like and who do we don't like? Cause I kind of feel like you girls don't like the new girl, Amanda. I don't think it's working. You've only seen her a few minutes. No, it's the rumors I heard. Oh, who'd you hear that from? I'm not going to tell you, but I heard nobody likes her. Who'd you hear that from? I'm not going to tell you. Oh, that's just not, well the streets, okay, then I'm not going to tell you. You tell me and I'll tell you. Shane, do you want to, we can't give up our source? No. I can tell you the break. Extreme journalism right here. But is it true? Is she a popular amongst the girls? I think that, I will say this, it is very difficult to come onto this show and break into us. Now that I am a seasoned veteran, I can say with realization, cause it took me six years to realize this, it's hard. Right. It's hard, because we know each other now. I know them now. It took me a long time. Now Rachel Zo though, I mean walked in like she owned the place and she's a great fit. She's a great fit. Yeah, you know, Rachel just kind of walked in and it felt like she'd been there for a long time. Yeah, but she knows everybody, right? Yeah, she kind of, she was really good friends with Kathy. I've known Rachel socially for a long time and Jennifer knew her, Kyle knew her. So it was just, and Bose had known her, so it was not difficult. You could tell she was genuinely connected to the group. Yeah. Which is always good. Well, she's also very successful, right? Right. And I think that there's a certain amount of respect. Yeah, we all respect her and know her and, I mean, she's Rachel's though. Why don't you respect Amanda? Well, who said I didn't respect Amanda? Okay, but she's having trouble breaking in, that's clear. I think all new people have trouble breaking in. Did it help? The age gap probably is. And it didn't help that she pointed that out. I thought that was a bad move. 1985, man. Yeah, that, I could tell even. That was a good year. But even like Jennifer was like, mm. That was my first year of high school. I don't think they want to be, those girls don't want to be reminded of their age. She's calling them old, like that's like not cool. And she came in a little hot. Sometimes a newbie comes in a little hot cause they want to make their mark and they know that they're, you know, they're trying to fit into this group. So she came in a tiny bit hot. You can't be a know-it-all when you first come in, for sure. Oh, so she's a know-it-all? I didn't say that. I'm just saying, for future reference, anyone that comes onto Royal Housewives of Beverly Hills don't come in as a know-it-all. If you, if you're a betting woman, which I know you are, would you say- I'm a betting woman. Would you say that? In your opinion, do you think Amanda would come back for another season? Oh yeah. Okay. Do you think they'd want her back? I don't know who they are. The powers it be. Bravo production, 32 flavors. I don't know. I mean, do they want me back? I always, this is always the looming question. What do you think of her, Jeff? Well, it's only two, it's only two, you know, episodes. What's your assessment thus far? You know, you've got someone like Rachel Zo, who makes a huge impact the second she walks in the door, and it feels like a natural fit. And I'm, the jury's out for me, whether Amanda's a good fit. We're also still getting to know Bo's. You know, it's only Bo's second season. So it's like this deeper part of Bo's that we get to see this season, which is fun. I like Bo's. I do too. You know, for some, sometimes, I mean, is it her third season or second? Second. Oh, it's only her second season. Yeah, so that's what's cool, is we get to see more of Bo, like, really go beyond the surface. And that new man is handsome. Oh, he's, Keely is like so sweet. Yeah, he seems very sweet. No, he seems very sweet. Will he be at the party? Michael wants to know. I don't know, I think they're going, I think they're not able to attend. They're unable to attend. So is Michael. Interesting, what do you have going on on a Tuesday? Sorry, I'm booked. Well, they have things they're doing. Oh, so you have something's going on with you and Bo's. No. Interesting. Everyone's available tomorrow. Everyone's available on a Tuesday. And actually, I think that's a very smart planning. I think it's planning and organizing because there's no conflict on a Tuesday. Unless you're Bo's and Keely. Wow, they must be so busy that they booked Tuesdays. Very. The false social calendar. Who else is not going? Jareet? Jareet hasn't responded. And Kyle is, see, I don't want to say because. Maybe her cell phone got shut off. Because of what happened to me, I don't want to say, you know? Right, right, right. So who is showing up then besides me and a bunch of gays? Nobody you know. And a bunch of gays. And security guard and Docha. There's always so many gays. And Docha. No, I'm just curious because are any of my, and there's a lot of them, any enemies, my enemies will be showing up. Well, who are your top two enemies? Well, I don't know. Like I've been kind of. Doug Budin's coming. Oh, there we go. But he'll leave by, he'll be leave by nine. What time is the party? What time does it start? He starts at seven. Oh yeah. So we'll get there at 6.45. Or he'll be there. He'll walk in a few minutes early, right before seven. We will be ready. Okay. Yes, be ready. Yes. Michael M starts at 4.30. Same. Wow. 4.30. You know, I'm trying to turn a new leaf if you have not noticed. What is that? Being on time. I never called you for somebody who wasn't punctual. She's been an 8.58 type of gal. Oh, she has been. Yes, remember I missed the picture and you put my cardboard cut out in there. A lot of people have done that. Well, see, I'm not the only one, but I'm trying to really be on time. Any word today? Thank you. Don't do that, don't do that. Wee, wee, do, do. With LV, I can get my home insurance from just £133. They've made it easy for me to get a great price. And their 24-7 emergency helpline lets me look after what matters to me, because insurance is simple when it's me and LV. No wonder we're rated excellent on TrustPilot. Get your quote today at LV.com. 10% of new customers paid £133 or less July to December 2025. LV General Insurance is part of Allianz. Okay, so I wanted to ask you about this beautiful dress that you wore in the... Oh, first of all. Look at these. Wow, Sutton. First of all, we're looking at these gorgeous videos. Oh, God, stop. We're on Suttonbrands.com. Very cute. Look how. I like the leisure wear. And if you use Holiday 10 right now, you can get 10% off everything, correct? Everything. And you have to use the code at the end when you finish... Check out. Putting it when you check out, yeah. Wow, okay. Including this... My new sweater, the name of the sweater, which is so cute. I love this sweater. And I love Gego. I think we should do videos of like this. Of you. That there's the... ...Muper capitalist merch. Yes. Like, you know, just like you trying to outfit. I like the yoga pose. Yeah. Me and a yoga pose. Yeah, I want to see that. I really love it. So the dress they claimed was $150,000. Yeah. They're very expensive German velvet silk. Wow. Did you pay for this dress or did they provide the dress for you? You know what? They're so sweet. They're so generous. They are generous. And that dress, I love that dress. And it was fun because we worked on it together. And Paul is really talented. And, you know, we just kind of did it together. And they made that for me. It's a beautiful, very flattering dress. Now, is it true that there was real diamonds on that dress? At the last minute, I just felt like the shoulders, I wanted to pinch them in a little bit. Yeah. So I used earrings. Oh. How big were those earrings? They were, you know, like... Five carat each? No, they were lots of diamonds, like baguettes and stuff. I see. So you just went into the... Well, where did you get those diamonds? Because you were around... This was a few months ago. This was before Docha robbed you. Did you let Patrician pull into your closet by chance? Yes, they did. Do they know the floor plan of your home? Oh, holy shit. We have solved the case. Stand on your feet, everybody. Holy shit. They're in your house before the robbery. They sure were. And they're gay. And they're gay. And they love Hermes. They sure do, especially pink. Yep. They took the pink one, right? Those two probably fought over the pink one. And that was the big pink one. Could you imagine if you see them in the... The cameras didn't work, but them fighting over that pink berkin? Someone needs to watch Gown and Out next season. There was a purple one, too. Oh, a purple... Oh, I bet they loved that one. Are they going to your party tomorrow? And Crocs. Crocs, bags. Yes, they're coming. Okay, we'll see. Interesting. So how many weeks... Would they bring that little dog in? Yeah, they're going to bring that dog, sorry. I know. But what about your four other dogs? Are they going to get along with that thing? My dogs were not invited to the party. Where would they be? They are going to be at their new stay-away home. Where's that? I don't know. They're going today to get a temperament test. My vet has recommended this place. Because I will be at home all holiday season. No, I won't. With your security guard. Is he cute? There's got to be one that's cute. Jeff. She loves a driver. I know. She loves to serve a man in uniform. Listen, that driver, let me tell you. But have you noticed like, wow, that security guard's cute, or that one's cute? I am not going to talk about the security. Okay, but there is somebody. That means our handsome. Would you have sex with all of them? Or just like one or two? Jeff, I'm not going to busy them. They need to be working. How many are rotating in and out? I think there's about four of them. No. Well, I mean, it's every day. Like they do have to like go home and eat and sleep and shower. You don't feed them? No, I don't feed them. Oh, you don't? You don't let them shower or anything like that? No. Are they allowed to come inside and use a restroom? No. What? Where do they go? I don't know. Oh. Well, if they come inside, how are they watching the gate? Okay, but maybe you need one of those portable restrooms. I should ask. Will that be ugly? Here, do you want me to ask? Right there on the main road? I can text and see. Well, do they have to? Do they hold it for 12 hours? I don't know. They're urinating in your yard. I'm going to ask. They have a bottle in the car. Oh my god, that's so great. They have to. But they probably get out every few hours and walk the ground. They do walk the ground. And that's when they, I'm sorry, piss. I'm going to ask. No, but I'm going to tell you the truth. Yes, ma'am, I've been pissing in your yard. Just for the security of the security. I mean, we're not making fun of it because it's really, really serious, but. I'm making fun. Well, no. So there's four of them. I'm so appreciative that they're there. I guarantee one of them is not just urinating. Mm. Yeah. Oh, my. Lantus. Stop. They're 12 hours without using the restroom. You're delusional. You're not there for, I think they do, they do like six hour shifts. There's four of them. Still, I can't even, like I can't even go 30 minutes with the rest of the. Keep it together, Jeff. Could you imagine Jameson as a security guard? You'd have a big pile. The part of your backyard. Ew. What is wrong with the pile? A puddle. What are you, a baby? But I would cover with leaves. I have to. Ew. I don't have leaves. Oh, my God, I bet they're burying it. I bet they have a little shovel in the back of their car and they're burying it. They're not cats. Like a little box. What are you all talking about? Your plants are going to bloom and flourish. They're going to have the best roses. Gorgeous hedges. My roses are just going to be gorgeous this spring. And they're going to, people are going to ask you like, how do you, but you can't tell them the truth, obviously. But you really should give them access to the bathroom. How would we do that if we had security? The pool bathroom, they can have a key and use the pool bath. They're going to set up the alarm. Y'all. We've got to think about this. We, I just asked, because they can't come in. They're watching. They're watching. I mean, I have a logistics question. So like my parents home, right? They had like the motion sensor. But when you have animals, you can't set a motion sensor when you're gone. Correct. Oh, so that complicates things. It does. I always disarmed the sensor, but we have all the glass breakage detectors now. So, but still, I don't like leaving my house alone. I know. Well, me neither. I don't know where they would go to the bathroom. This is a real issue here. Is this what rich people think about? It's rich people problems. Yeah. Some of the houses, they do have little like, like, boo this at the front, you know. Yeah. Oh my God, a guard house. You have to build a guard house for the bathroom. Oh, for the love of God, Jeff. What? It's the only solution. Please, everyone, go to SuttonBrands.com. Use holiday 10 so we can build that guard house. So the guy can have so the guy can have like a little hot plate, maybe a little microwave, a little bathroom, their TV, a stall shower would be nice. Just they don't shower. But the people at Buckingham Palace do this. No, they stand in those uniforms for a long time. They don't have a hot plate. They don't have a TV place. I want to have a toilet. I bet they're rotating every two hours at Buckingham Palace. It's called the changing of the guards. How often does that happen? Not that often. People got to watch it. You have to like see that's like I know that's like a big I bet they're like, listen, on the main road, we can have a serious changing of the guards. Queen Sutton. We can have a ceremony. Mm hmm. Uh huh. Oh, I like I want to something. I really like this. Yeah. All right. So Frank's gay man men's chorus. I heard my boyfriend. I heard he had a solo this weekend. He sounded phenomenal. He ended the concert. Actually, I saw I saw a post on there. He's gotten good. He's always good. He's sounding better. What's the song? What's the solo? Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Oh, did he make out with anyone this time? No, there was no making. He just like sauntered out at the very end and sang his solo. And then, you know, joined by the whole chorus. It was a great finale. I love the game. It's great. We had I mean, I still think you were better. Thank you. But I think that he wasn't allowed to join. But I do think but I do think that Frank, I think he did well. He did such a great job. I was very proud of him and all of his friends, too. They did a great job. And you stepped out of Sarah's party a little early and you said you had a another party where you had to wear a bow tie. I did the gays were having a Christmas caroling party. So I was only at Sarah's for a little bit, had a great time. And then the competition was festive neck wear. So I wore like a little sequined kind of thing around my neck. And by the way, this bitch came in second place, honey. Let me see. Let me see. Wow. Wow. Nothing. Nothing. You're going to sequence bow tie. That came in second place. I know I lost to someone who had a lot of light up gear on his neck. Oh, I would have voted for the lights. Me too. Yeah, but that's not that's not techie at all. No, that's really tasteful. Oh, my God, you should sell that in Sutton Brands. It's like a scarf with a bunch of sequins on it. I've worn this thing. Yeah, it's really not a bow tie. Well, I tied it into it. I was like, you know, you make it work at the holiday season. Did you go caroling actually? No, no, no. The host is a piano player, so he was playing his piano. And then we were all singing along. OK, now see how many gays were there? There were 20 homosexuals. That's a lot of gays and allies. How many gays are going to be a lot of gays? Your house tomorrow, I'm sure. 100. I have heterosexual. Name. Oh, yes, there's a few. Have you started holiday shopping for the kids? I have. Yeah. I had got tuned into something. Oh, gosh, well, my kids don't listen to this that they won't know. I did not know that in and out has merch. Oh. So, you know, they don't live in Los Angeles anymore. They're all on the East Coast. There's no in and outs there. But you know, I've been in and out for a while. I've been in and out for a while. There's no in and outs there. But you're going to send them in and out, Mert? I got for the boys. So where I'm going to hoodie. My daughter would send that back in two. Well, let's see. She's not an 18 year old boy. Yeah. In Spartanburg, South Carolina, he's going to love this t-shirt and say, well, my 21 year. Yeah, right. And they also sell this underwear. And it's a brand that I didn't know about that's very famous. That has an acronym. No. So I got those two. They're stockings. In and out underwear. Does it say in and out across the butt? That's a little weird. That's what my son. But find the underwear. Look, because it's so cute. Like, they're going to love this. I'm the best mother ever. OK. So I got a list from my son. And it's like, look, isn't it cute? Like, what is this called? Little Burgers in the Cross Area. It's called PSD. Interesting. Yeah. Apparently it's a big brand. Makes me hungry. Oh, my God. So I didn't take it from that point of view. Michael, how is the parasite and have they tested your semen yet? My semen is good and strong. And they were like shocked at how good it was after the years of testosterone. So and also I worry about the drinking. The drinking. All your drinking that usually affects your sperm. Oh, yeah. Well, I don't know. I guess I just got strong swimmers, but. So they really. So you're good. You're good to go working on the parasite. So I think we have another month. Where'd you get the parasite? I don't know. Oh, yeah. I don't know. But I got it. You have to be careful what you say when you're on speakerphone in the car with my daughter. Oh, what did I say? Well, you were like, I mean, I said, I'll see it, Sarah. You're like, I'm going to get I'm going to planning on getting real drunk at that party. Oh, no, no, no. I'm like, Michael, I said, I said, are you planning to get real drunk? You said you were going to be deaf drunk. At Sarah's party. And I said, Monroe's in the car. And you said, I mean, drunk on Christmas spirit. And then. Nice recover. And then Monroe goes, nice try. I think I was referring to you, but yes, I did say that. Now she she was. Remember she got in the car. She's like, Daddy, Shane, tell me some gossip. Oh, yeah. That's like, I'll get you some more fun. Yeah. And so Shane like launched in about. I was telling her about about Ryan's baby shower. And because our friend is having a baby shower for, you know, his fiance and then we're trying to have this baby. And then the fiance is not friends with Patrick and Paul. So she didn't want to invite them. But Ryan, she was. She was to invite them. So Ryan's kind of torn. He's like, oh, but he has to stand by his girlfriend. But he's getting a lot of pressure from Paul and Patrick and they're getting really mad at her. Uh-oh. And then she goes. She goes, I'm going to have a baby shower. She's like, you're going to throw it, Daddy. And then she goes, I'll plan it. You pay for it. Nice. Teach them young. I'm like, OK, that's what I'm good for. Smart. She's funny because we had a UNO tournament. I love UNO. At Javier's. What? Oh, we play. Oh, she is. She'll kick your ass. Oh, no, no, no. I will invite my son, James, and he will kick everybody's ass. She's insane, Monroe. Do y'all do the backwards and the skips and the you can like. Oh, no. Now they do it all crazy moves. She'll do things or I'm like, that's not how you play. Like, why are you holding that card? And she's like, watch. And then James like, hold them and she's so good at it. I'm like, I didn't even know that. Like, you would like, she's more strategic about it than I have ever been in my life. And I never, ever win. Well, first of all, I have to tell you, I'm sometimes I'm really glad she's with me because there was and this is was terrible. There was no valet parking. It was full at Century City. Could you imagine? So I had to be like, where do we park? I wouldn't know either. I don't know. So I asked the valet make where am I supposed to park? They go, enter off Century Park, whatever, Plaza? Century Plaza? So we were driving around up and down and up and down and we find the spot. I go Monroe, your daddy is never going to find this car again. I said, we might as well just go to super home. And she goes, daddy, take a picture. Because it said, you know, P7, 716, whatever. Never would have thought about that. I have lost my car before in a parking lot. Yes. I've lost my car at Century City one time I lost it because I always go to P4, I think. But then one time I went down on like underground and I didn't know that I did that. And so it's just wandering around. The picture saved me. Did you get the guy in the golf cart to drive around? That's genius. I called and she walked me through where I parked on the security shut. Never thought of taking a picture. I don't even know if the picture would help me. I know I did walk right past the car. But then we, but I realized. But then so she always wins the tournaments. I love it. I beat her this time. And she wanted to, she got cocky. She's like, I'll bet you a hundred bucks. I go, you don't have a hundred dollars. She goes, well, I do in the bank. I said, we're not going to the bank. How much cash do you have? I said, don't bet any more than what you have. I go, because if I win, I'm collecting. So we settled on $40. I won. She goes, I go, when we get home, you're giving me that $40. Like you, you gambled this with your idea. She's like, I'm too young to gamble. I can't. She's like, I'm under 21. I said, don't even pull that shit on me, Monroe. You're paying. And I made her pay. I made her pay that $40. Did she try? She took that lesson. No, but then she kind of knew, she goes, well, I'm just going to spend it at the Grove. And that's exactly what, so we went to the Grove and then she spent $500. Nice lesson. So I was going to defend myself. We need things for New York, because we're going to New York on Christmas. Oh, you are? So I had to get her like shoes and I had to get her a couple of dresses and I had to get her, but. I'll meet you. I'm going to be there a couple of days after Christmas. Are you really? I'm going to be there. So I leave on Christmas Day and I come back that following Sunday. I'll be there for three days. I'm taking James with me. And there'll be security at both of their houses. Oh my gosh, you know, you can come over to my apartment. Okay. Oh my God. But I'm telling you, when Rose good. No, I'm telling you, James, I mean, James will show no mercy. Okay, good. She'll know, she's gonna bet. Oh, we will bet. Bring cash. Bring cash. Can you just let the people know that there'll be security at both of your houses while you're gone in New York? Oh my gosh, I have so. I'm gonna have double security while I'm gone. We're gonna have trouble. Yeah, lot of security. We're gonna have quadruples. Six security guys are gonna be shitting in the yard. So if you do break in, watch your step. Oh my God. All right, real quick, we're gonna promote Suttonbrands.com. Are you gonna be able to? Holiday 10. Are you gonna be able to ship before Christmas though? Yeah. You sure? I mean, you know, there's that timing. It'll ship out. It'll ship out. But if you do, if you do it this week, you know, that will get there. I think I just watched this on the news this morning. December 17th is like. The last thing. Unless you wanna overnight something. And then also if anyone that wants to attend Sutton's holiday party. Shut up, Jeff. I swear to God. Everybody knows where I live by now. Right off the main road. Please don't show up at my house. Kathy Hilton will be there. Kathy Hilton will be there. I went to her party on Saturday. Who else will be there? I got my first libibu. Oh, you did. She's cute. Look at the cute libibu. Kathy designed the outfit for it. It's got like a little Santa outfit. It's holding presents. Holding presents. I've never had one of these dumb things. 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