#3208 The Valley Persian Style S1E06: Blue Sky Antisocial

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So I was in a fight. Well, title. Um, so we, yeah. So go ahead. Sky and Gigi have been fighting. We're in the middle of this like dinner that they've had they're having. And Sky has basically said, you are like the tissue that I wipe my nose with. And then she like gestures and dropped an invisible tissue on Gigi and Gigi's like, Oh, you dropped your invisible tissue on my foot. And everyone's mad at her because she's so prissy and she's so stuck up and she wants to go to era one. And Amir is like, I love living in Woodland Hills. What's wrong with the Valley? And Bob Schott's like, I just have to say something. It sounds like an excuse, but honestly, I've never ever seen this ever. I thought you were going to stand up for your wife. I know. Still nothing. Your wife just walked off. You're still going to say nothing. And he's like, I don't get it. I hate conflict. I don't get what's going on with these people. It's like, I've never seen the side of her. I'm like, you literally see no side of her because you sleep in a different room. She's like, my mind is like, why is she's getting out of hand? That's I've got to admit. I just don't like conflict. Well, my wife. The better or worse. And he says, I'm telling you right now, she's not herself. Yes, she is being herself. We see her like this with you all the time. What are you acting like? She's not herself. Come on, Bob Schott. She is being herself. I personally love it. I love you too. I'm like, I mean, I love it. So maybe I should marry Skye because yeah, I love it. I'm rooting for Skye. So Amir is like, you know, I'm like Bob Schott. I'm not trying to have words and duke it out at the table. But the fact that she's that he's even still sitting there and not with his wife is pretty insane. Like how are it? It's wild. And why is nobody saying like, Gigi, maybe don't physically assault people again? What are you doing? I'm working on myself. So, um, so then people started to disperse and everything. And Tanin is like, I was in shock. I was in shock that she brought the discount. Like I'm doing a favor for her or anything. She says, you know, how much support I've given her that this jewelry line, I promoted it everywhere. I've talked to vendors about it. The list can go on and on. I go to the beach. I tell a seagull. I go to, I go to a restaurant. I tell the waiters. I tell people at different tables. I just tell every single person and this is disrespectful. Yeah. She's like, this, this was a slap in the face acting like she's doing me a favor by giving me a discount on her jewelry. And by the way, this jewelry is not cheap. I mean, have you seen how much this jewelry is? It's a necklace is like $10,000. So yeah, I'm not surprised. You better give me a discount because you're fucking crazy. It's like, look at this, a little cross, one of a kind. $18,000. No, ma'am. No, ma'am. No, no, no. Um, so she's like, yeah, this is when I stopped drinking because I'm getting really mad. And Tanin, like her face never moves and she never shows any emotion at all. She really is just like a block of ice. So I love what she's like. And I'm furious. And this is when I stopped drinking. Her version of screaming is moving her chin towards her shoulder. And so, uh, Sky is packing and Reza comes in. He's like, hey, bitch girl, you should come back out and talk to your friend. And she's like, please get out of my face. What? What? No, you need to get out of my face. Please even though you're not in my face, like somehow I'm not in your face, but you're somehow in my face. So get out of my face. Oh my God. No, I'm not in your face. And she's like, please just okay, please. And he's like, girl, you need to get a grip because you are the rudest person I've ever met. Reza, have you not screamed at a woman enough tonight? Like what the fuck is wrong with you? You started this whole fight and now she's removed herself from the situation and you're going to attack her again and now scream through the house again. Fuck off, dude. Geez. Yeah. You need to check. Check your fucking stuff is what you need to do because you're obnoxious, stuck up, and bougie for no fucking reason. You were a waitress at Shamshiri. Remember that you were a waitress. I'm like, people are allowed to ascend in life, Reza. People are allowed to have a start with humble beginnings. No, you were a waitress. Gross. He's so gross. I mean, listen, sky is an asshole. I'm not going to say that sky is not an asshole, but this guy like following her inside to scream at her again and then be like your like waitress shame her. Fuck off. Terrible kitchen. Go fix your fucking kitchen before you judge anybody. You fucking weird. Are you shampoo loser? He's somehow going to accuser of being like stuck up while also simultaneously shaming her for being a waitress at one point in her life. Like I know what he's saying. Like you forgot your roots, but you by you just saying like, don't forget you were a waitress is implying that you are actually the stuck up person here as well. So get out of here. You failed shampoo, bitch. Yeah. This is an uncomfortable situation. We all love each other. We're obviously on a trip together. And isn't it crazy that Dennis came to the house earlier? Oh, I'm so mad and violent right now. Gigi, it's an uncomfortable situation because you just fucking gotten someone's face and tried to physically assault them again. Gigi and res is like, okay, everybody. I told her to come check on her best friend and she told me to get the fuck out of her face. She didn't say fuck. She just said out of her face and he's like, yeah, you should go check on her bomb sub because she's leaving. So good luck with that. So now sky's just sitting out on that swing thing in the driveway, which is weird. Anyway, hey, you want to go swing in the driveway? I know, right? So she's sitting there and bombshot finally gets up and goes out there. And Gigi's like, wait a minute. She told you shut the fuck up. And he's like, yeah, she said get the fuck out of my face. Wow. Oh my God, Res, are you okay? So now bombshot comes up and he's like, what are you doing? She goes, oh, you know, I'm going home. Those people are pieces of shit and they're out of my life. He's like, so you're going back now? Yeah, I called an Uber. He's like, so basically I called an airwanner. It's like an Uber, but it's nicer. It's a big stock of organic celery that's going to take me home. You're going to do nothing about it. $500 per mile. I'm not snobby. I did not come from a crazy wealthy family. I just had to work hard and I did. And so she's like, you can come in the morning. And so he's like, no, I'll come with you. They told me that the right thing that I'm supposed to do is be by your side. So I think this is the right thing. So I will do it. I don't think I'm better than anybody, but I have a boundary and I have respect for myself, especially if somebody attacked me. I don't put up with this. And so bombshot goes in and he sees MJ and tells her they're going back and she, he's like, I'm not letting my wife go home alone. I would never do that. And she's MJ who's there because her husband refuses to be with her on the vacation. It's like, yeah, I mean, I get it. Obviously. So oh God. Yeah. You're gonna say now Rez is going to do that thing because now that skies the villain, he's going to do the thing where he's going to be make nice with everyone's that they can all be on the side. So it does the thing where he puts his hands out, like he's massaging the table and he's like, I want to apologize. I want to give here everyone a sincere apology to Greg and Taneen. I'm very sorry if I created any problems, but the way that she talks and the way she makes me feel about where I live and what I do and where I go to restaurants, I was up to here because I still haven't seen baby shams and she's going to yell at me that way up to here. So mad. God, I love all these people acting like no one in LA talks shit about the valley. That's what you do in LA. Okay. I live in the valley. People tell me they hate the valley all the time. Where do you live? The valley. Ew. Why would you live there? You just take it. Okay. You take it and you enjoy the larger parking spaces and you look down on the people who have the nerve to talk about it. The way that she would talk about the Panera bread that I go to on Ventura. Ventura and Laurel Canyon. That is like my heart and she is killing my heart. So, Bombshot comes out and he's packed and back at the table, Taneen is like, well, usually I would back my friend, but I can't when she says dumb shit like that. I'm so furious right now. Can you see it? The steam is coming off of me and Reza Jackson, RJ is like, guys, listen, at the end of the day, you get fuckboy for buck boy. Okay. And she's our friend. We need to figure out a solution. I'm just like, it's just that we're holding people accountable, you know? And so Gigi goes, I miss Dennis and everyone laughs. It's like, if this were to say, come and freeze and we see the credits roll. So Reza Jackson is like, boy, did she get real? I've never had a first date like this with a bunch of perjans fighting at the dinner table. And then they show flashback to like three episodes ago where the same thing happened with a different date. There are people arguing at the table. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crap-N's commercial. Need a complete solution to skills challenges? BPP have got you covered. 50 apprenticeships, 16 subject areas, levels two to seven. Trusted by 10,000 employers and 13,000 apprentices. 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I mean, this poor girl, I just wish I was there. So I could just pour lotion on her and her hair. Pour some lotion on me. Pour some lotion on me. So we hear them fucking behind the closed door. And then Adam and Gigi have to go spy. And Greg and Tonine now are completely bonded because they now have a common enemy. This is fix their marriage. Greg stood up for the Valley and kind of his wife, mostly the Valley though. And so now Tonine's like, wow, I felt so supported by Greg. He like had my back. Like, God, I just feel like the Valley right now. He loves me so much. So Adam's like, oh my God, Gigi, let's listen to the door. I think they're having sex. Whoa. And she's like, I can't even hear because I've got my bad hearing. Because you're a deaf ass bitch. Oh my God. I can't believe I said that. Oh my God. Let's go outside. Let's look right through the window. This is crazy. Gigi, ow. Sorry, Adam. I didn't mean to step on your foot. My foot is broken. I can't believe I said something like that on my birthday. She's like, you're lucky that I didn't hear you call me a deaf ass bitch. They're watching. And I thought this would be a whole thing of like everyone piling in. But actually they're all too exhausted. It seems like to even watch. So it's just Adam and Gigi and they're laughing. So now it's the next morning and Courtney is still there and she's like having coffee with everyone. So it turns out it's not that she's dried out. She just might be thirsty because she is still hanging around to be on this TV show. Yeah. So now Greg and Tony are talking and he's like, how do you feel about that whole situation with last night? She's like, well, I had a nightmare about it actually. I mean, I don't know. Did it happen? Was it real? Am I alive? Am I in a coma? Could you take my pulse? Well, their room is empty. They left. And now we go to Skye and Bombshot's house and Skye is making breakfast. It's very serious over there. And then Skye gets a text from Reza Jax. That's like, hey, I hope you guys are okay. Last night was rough and I'm here if you need someone. Can you also do me a favor? Could you give me a call and say there's an emergency back in LA so I can get away from this crazy girl who won't leave the house? Thank you so much. Yeah. So Bombshot and Skye are talking at their house and she's just has her disappointment face on or her face. It's just her face. And Bombshot's like, well, you know, you're not doing good. I don't blame you. She's like, well, I felt like I was in the cage with a bunch of hyena. I had no choice but to walk away. And you still stayed. That was very interesting. It's like, yeah. Okay. I was hoping for more of a response than that. But so I'm still chewing on it. I'm still chewing on it like it is a stick from a whole food. Very chewy. Very chewy. So what was the conversation when I left? He's like, uh, Tanin was talking about your jewelry and the discount. Oh, her husband brought it up and he says that I don't support her skincare, which is only one oil. And apparently she went and talked to Reza about what happened here in my house. And she goes and she has and she hang out with these people and she talks shit about me. And there's no way for me to go back and erase this. Not at all that she would mention that I put oil on our dog. This is the worst thing that ever happened to this guy. I know, but I love how sky turns us over the course of the episode. How dare she to not know how I feel about my dog. My dog is my children. Yes. Yes. Turn it. Turn it. So she says she's been best friends with Tanin ever since they met. But you have to be loyal or you're out of her life and that's it. So Skye's like, I mean Reza Jax, he reached out. This was good. I don't know. It's kind of fun. Probably cricket, but I'll take it. It was nice. He tried and she's like, and it's interesting. And you know who texted me also? Gullnessa. And so we see these texts from Gigi's. Oh my God. And just multiple texts like pages of texts from like, I want to apologize to you for the way that I yelled at you. But this doesn't take away from my feelings and how I felt in that moment. And I have dildos and people stick there. People stick my face up their assholes. And I need you to realize that is a huge responsibility and for you to treat me. Just goes on and on. Fucking Gigi taking zero accountability for anything. I don't know where you and Bombshot went, but I generally hope you guys are good and safe. And the fact that you didn't us makes me so mad. I just want to grab my knives and act out because I'm dangerous. So then we go back to Skye and Bombshot and Skye's like, you apologized that you didn't keep her cool, you know? And we come back to Pumpsprings and Adams like, so Courtney, did you get along with her and G? What are your thoughts? Did you guys have SCX? I was listening at the door with that deaf ass bitch. Oh my God. Did I say it again? This is crazy. Don't say it in front of Dab. Stephass bitch. And Courtney's like, yeah, I mean, we connected like really well. I love the eyes that he has. Like he has sex eyes and he has a beard too. It's like, wow, you're basically going to get married. What did they keep talking about? I think he's a very handsome guy, RJ, by the way. Just want to say that. I think he's very cute, but he has crazy eyes. He has crazy fucking eyes. I don't know why they're like, oh my God, his eyes are crazy. His eyes are saying run. Yeah. And he's like, he's so used to like all of his patented body language moves that he just does them all the time now. Like he's constantly leaning over at a table. He's going to hit the candle at some point and his beard's going to catch on fire because like that's his thing. He's like, what do you want to order? It's like, okay, could you like just stay in your seat? Please. Thank you. So he really does have good eyes. Oh my God, I noticed on my birthday. Gigi's like speaking of the devil here. He is right now. Oh my God, we're talking about you and how Courtney needs to move to LA to be with you. He's like, Courtney's a sweet girl and we had a really fun time and like it kind of, you know, she's a strong, powerful girl and I don't think she'll take it personally that never going to see her again. Yeah. It's like, let's slow down here guys. Okay. And the producer asked Gigi what she thinks Reza J wants in his life as he gets older. She's like, are they a pussy? What else? Oh my God, here comes Tan Tan. She's woken up and I got to make an initial observation. I don't see any sky, a sky, a jewelry on you right now. And she's like, um, no, I mean, I don't know what you're talking about. Sorry for screaming so much. So she's like, this is all Kate Spade, which I also got at the discount. So sue me. I'm just very disappointed. The shock factor was bigger than the disappointment. You know, I think with sky and I, we just, we just kind of instantly clicked and it was a very quick friendship and the beauty of our friendship is that we're so different and she basically said that they had the last time they had a huge argument. They didn't talk and that sky like wouldn't meet halfway. And then it was, it was Tanin who had to go and really like make the effort to have, to create the truce. And she just doesn't really feel like doing it again. I think sky kind of blew this argument with Tanin because I think sky had the moral high ground in this one. She could have just said, oh wow, now you're talking shit about me to Reza because Reza started this whole thing by being like, you want to talk about your oil? Where did you put her oil? You know, he's totally starting a fight on purpose and they both fell for it. And I think, I think sky should have just said, you know what, I don't appreciate that. You, you talking behind my back is like stabbing me in the back and that's not cool. I thought we were friends and then she would have looked like the victim instead of being like, oh really? You get the discount on my things, which could have won this one because then Tanin would have had to call you and she would have had to apologize, but now she doesn't because you acted like the bigger asshole. That's exactly right. Come on, sky. And I want to root for you. So Bom Shad is talking about how he froze and she's like, you do freeze a lot of time in our life and that really affected me years and years. Every time I need you most, frozen. He's like, I know, you know, for my wife, I will do whatever I can to help her, which is nothing. I will do nothing to help her, but you know, it's fun. Maybe I'll hire Bartender. Just kidding. Won't do that. But she holds grudges and of course it's hard to be with someone who holds grudges and you keep telling yourself that maybe they'll change one day, but then they come to realization that they hold grudges. I'm like, yeah, maybe she holds grudges, but like you're giving her the grudge, right? You're totally not present for her. Of course, like if you're not present for her time after time again, and she's like, you weren't there for me this time and this time and this time, I'm getting sick of it. That's not really grudge holding. That's kind of like, I'm noticing a pattern of behavior, Bom Shad. Yeah. And I will also add that sky does not seem to be easy at all because when she said, yes, you are always freezing. I thought, you know who else is constantly freezing terrified animals? Yes, we'll survive. Exactly. Flight or freeze. Yeah. And I think there might be a little bit of that too. I love Sky on the show. I think she's great. I think in real life, she'd be a monster. I can just imagine going to a restaurant with her and she makes us change the seats. She makes us change the table. She sends food back. She complains like, I like, like I never want to be around her. But on the show, yeah. And I think part of Bom Shad's whole thing, you know, to us like watching it, I'm like, how could you not stand up for your wife and follow her out and stuff like that? And I think he's just so used to her being like this that he's like, well, I mean, if she's going to be like this, she's going to get called out. Like, what am I going to do? Like, I'm not going to tell her you can't talk this way. But I can't control other people getting offended when she's talking to them that way. So I guess I could kind of see that side of it if I really try. But at the same time, you're married to the difficult person. So if you're going to make the choice to be married to a difficult person, then you still got to be a good husband and be like, listen, you know, you have, you guys watch how you talk to my wife and then in private be like, you know, babe, you kind of bring some of this stuff up on your, on yourself. But he doesn't, you know, he's never really honest with her. Like he doesn't tell her any of this stuff. I mean, if you were with somebody like that, wouldn't you be like, babe, don't you think it's weird that everyone we have, every one of the group thinks it's you and every time we have a friendship, you end up, it ends up ruined and you're the one involved in that. Like, come on. Like, let's talk about this. Yeah. Connect the dots. So now we're going to see some wacky things that are happening around the valley, attending in Greg's house. Her mom, who is so sweet, comes over with the food. I love this lady. I love that she brings them food every day and she comes in and she looks like so happy. She's like, I made you this. And then we go to Reza Jackson's house. It looks like he's made some sort of like spaghetti version of Tadig and he tries to like, he flips it out and it's kind of half, half successful. And then we go to Woodland Hills. And we see that Gigi is looking at a house that she will definitely not be able to forward. And her, her realtor, Camille, does that obnoxious thing where they walk in and she goes, welcome home. Like, Camille, you know, Gigi can't afford this. Sorry. I'm just practicing for someone who actually has money. Okay. Can I try that again, Gigi from the top? Welcome home. Was that convincing, Gigi? This is a five bedroom, five bathroom, 4,726 square foot home for one woman and her child. Come on, Gigi. Who has no job and no prospects. Give me no, no breaks. Stop it. Yeah. Stop it. So she's like, now the real painful question comes. How much? She's like, well, for purchase it's 2.5 million. And then for Lee sits around 14,000. And she's like, oh my God, 14,000. That's definitely above where I need to be. Okay. Well, how much do you have? A couple of dusty dildos still in their box. They're still in their box. That's pretty much it. You can talk to Dennis. I'm so mad at him. I was actually surprised this house was only 2.5 million. I know only as though it was a good deal actually for that big of a house with a pool. It must be haunted or very far away or both. It's like Woodland Hills. Yeah. Woodland Hills is pretty big, right? It's big. It's a little far from like the main part of LA. It's like you're in Woodland Hills. You're sort of just like in Woodland Hills at that point. You're like really truly in the suburbs at that point. Isn't that out by Calabasas too? Well, I'm going to look at it. It's by Calabasas. But Calabasas is off of bum fuck. It's off out there. Woodland Hills has good shopping. I went there one time. I think I went to Woodland Hill. Is that by Agora? I have to look at it. Woodland Hills. But they have, it's on the way to Agora for sure. They've got that nice, like the Warner Center. They've got, I went to a Wacano there once. I went to the Wacano of Woodland Hills. Yeah, it's by Calabasas. Yeah. I knew I went out there once. I went out there to look at used pianos and they have just miles of gigantic stores. Like furniture stores. I kind of wanted to stay out there, but I was too lazy. But here's the thing about Woodland Hills. Here's the thing about Woodland Hills that people don't love in this area, don't realize is that a lot of people are drawn to the siren song of Woodland Hills. There's a mall. There's piano stores. Actually, the one thing that there really is not a lot of is Woodlands. But everyone's like, oh my God, like it's the big houses and stuff. But then the people who wind up in Woodland Hills, this is what it's like talking to them. Hey, so do you want to go out? I've got to go all the way back to Woodland Hills. So I've got to I'm going to go home now, actually. No, this is what it's like. This is what it's like talking to them. Hey, how you doing? You want to go to dinner tonight? I'm sorry. I can't hear you. Hold on. I'm just walking around trying to get some some. Sir, can you can you hear me? Do they not have cell towers in Woodland Hills? I was thinking we could see this movie is playing at 8.15. Oh, yeah, it's just it's a little late because I got to get back to Woodland Hills. Sorry. It's people who live in Woodland Hills are constantly in the process of having to get back to Woodland Hills and it takes forever to get there. That's true. Like that's true. But to be fair, we are people who live in Los Angeles and we're literally like that everywhere. I mean, we went to dinner in West Hollywood last week and it was like, oh, that's. I know. We're like that's so far. I was like, I have to come over the hill and you're like, I have to come from Hollywood. We were acting like it was a 10 hour ordeal. It was 20 minutes. It was it took me 45 minutes to drive down the Rose Avenue. I was going. Well, that's true. It was also the time because it was at like five. But I just feel like Woodland Hills, like once you go to Woodland Hills, that you're you're not seeing your friend anymore. So once Gigi commits to Woodland Hills, she's out there, you know. Well, it keeps the rest of it keeps the rest of us safe. So good for her. Go go, I say. So she's like, wow, well, this is perfect for me because we're by schools and we're near friends. I mean, MJ lives a few streets away and Dennis is literally not even a mile away from here. And you know, I'd love to see Dennis. I just love that guy. It's like, she doesn't remember her own plot line. So she says, in order to get this house, I really, really want. I really need Dennis's help. So I mean, Palm Springs was a mess, but aside from that, I'm in business with him and we need to move forward. Intimately, Gigi was so successful. Was it? Then why do you have entire warehouses full of boxed? Build those. Why? I don't think people wanted to get that intimate with you. Gigi, nobody thinks of Gigi and is like, well, we can't wait to fuck myself thinking of Gigi. Gigi. At EDF, we don't just encourage you to use less electricity. We actually reward you for it. That's why when you use less during peak times on weekdays, we give you free electricity on Sundays. How you use it is up to you. EDF, change is in our power. How to reduce their weekday peak electricity usage by 50% can earn up to 16 hours of free electricity per week. For full details, eligibility and season fees, visit edfenergy.com forward slash r-power. Oh, she's arrived. Our school run style queen. Oh, what's she wearing today? A chic duster coat, barrel leg jeans and retro trainers. Iconic. And because it's all from TK Max, she bagged it for up to 60% less than the RRP. She's done her homework. Make everyday iconic with TK Max. Never miss a big deal and download the TK Max app today. So now we go to the agency and MJ goes into a meeting with Mauricio, the man who is getting around Bravo shows more than he is the ladies in Aspen. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on. I'm mixing right now. Hold on, hold on. Weekey, weekey. Oh, yeah, Stevie Nicks with the little Willie Nelson. Yeah, the audience goes crazy. Oh, sorry, MJ. Come on in. I'm a DJ now. You ever heard this band called Life House? Wow, they're so good. So, um, he's like, so how's life? How's motherhood? You, I'm pretty sure you're famous because cameras came in, but I'm really not sure who you actually are. She's like, it's good. Um, you know, my kids in kindergarten, I was, I went viral for an outfit because I was on the traders, the traders. Oh, the traders. Yeah. Well, one question for you. Are you wearing a song business suit? Yes. Okay. Good. Good. I like to see it. I like to see it. Well, being a mother is the hardest thing on the planet, right? You know, yada, yada, yada, mama, mama, bullshit, empathy. Okay. But by the same token, you have to miss a pickup once in a while. What I'm trying to say is it's nice that you have a kid, but have you ever thought about not caring about your kid so you can sell a house? And she's like, yeah, you know, I knew when champs was born, I would be a stay at home mom until he started kindergarten. But you know, now it's time to level up my business. So, I mean, I love working for Mauricio. I, well, hold on. I can't really hear you right now. Could you just, we're trying to film her. And he's like, oh, sorry, sorry. Bieber just came out with a new one. All the kids are going crazy. Yeah, it's like really, it's like so good. So, okay. Have you thought about, here's my advice to people who are trying to make it big in real estate. Puka shells. You ever thought about wearing them? Listen, you need to get some clients. I suggest going to a hat store. Just go to a hat store and wait for people to pass by. How much money do you want to make next year? How about a cool million? How about $999,000? Mine and $90. What I'm trying to say is just subtract $10 for the cool set of bracelets you'll be getting from H&M. Okay. What do you need to do to get to a million dollars? And she's like, knock on some doors. She's like door knocking. That's not going to get you to a million. Okay. Okay. Could you just maybe tell me what to do? He's like, okay, you've got a social media following, right? So maybe just grow that. You know, it's like the easiest thing in the world. Pour a little water on it. It grows. So then you use that, you know. So here's some crazy ideas. Learn about your neighborhood. Learn about, have open houses. Try to understand what the house is. Learn about real estate. And just walk around and tell people about that. I don't know. Kind of crazy outside the box of things, you know. Let me tell you what no successful real estate person does. They don't take clients into homes and say, you can't afford this. Don't buy this. Wait a minute. Sorry, but I've been watching the show. Hey, you know what? I have some sort of stakes in this thing, right? Cause you're kind of famous and I'm kind of famous. So let's do this. Be kind of famous together. So have an open house. Invite me. I'll come. Invite some hot girls. Set up some turntables. I'll show up there. Maybe I'll wear an earring and I don't know. We'll see what happens, you know, and I'll give you a proper assessment. Do it at Twilight. Chicks love Twilight. Yeah. I just did this cool remix of Christina Perry singing that Twilight song. So good. So she's like, this is so important to me. I really need Mauricio's praise. I'm going to be like a powerhouse, like a baddie. Okay. So now we go to Tysho restaurant. And Tawnean and Greg are having date night, which I know I'm thrilled about. So they get some oysters. Tawnean's very busy and he's like, yeah, I think our communication has got significantly better, you know, listening, getting things done that you asked me for the first time, understanding your point, yelling at people at dinner that hate you. She's like, yes, well, that part. Yeah, that part's been good. Yeah. Yeah, we communicate so much better now for the moment. So she's going to do a girls night and she's going to invite Adam to it. She's going to make Persian food. And then Greg is like, should I invite bombshot? She's like, yeah, of course. I mean, you guys don't have a problem. That's fine. If you guys do a boys night and invite bombshot, I really don't care. It'd be like, but what about Skye? She's like, well, whatever, fuck her. I'm not inviting her. She's like, I know Skye can be stubborn. And I think at this point, I'm just going to take it day by day, give her some time. I mean, she's my friend after all. I consider her my sister and she really does know everyone at that Erwan. This food goes on much longer. They're not going to let me in there. That's a problem. I really like salad bar. So at another restaurant called The Six, Reza J is meeting up with Skye for lunch. And he's worried about this because he's just that guy wants to make everything okay. And like, let's get the friends together. No one's talking to Skye. I'll talk to Skye. Yeah, I'm going to talk to Skye and see how she feels. So he's just kind of doing the producer job of being a mediator of people that he's known for about a week. So he goes to meet up with her and she's like, oh, hello, nice restaurant. I'm waiting for someone to come up and ask me for change. This is normal. It is good. I can see how the other side lives. Oh, and I don't like the other side. So, okay, we go to the restaurant now. Nice. So they make you food standing under a freeway overpass. Very nice. The Six, I like that this restaurant is called The Six because that is the exact rating I would give it. Out to 20. So far. Thousand. He's like, okay, you know, reason I wanted to chill and have this dinner, you know, it's because I think you're an incredible person. And, you know, Greg, like Greg, so I'm getting closer to Tani as well. And she's like, I mean, my husband is best friends with Greg. It's like being best friends with Frogger. You play this game? No, I'm splat. Unless I can fuck it. Oh, spoiler alert. Okay. Okay. Well, I, you know, I think it would be a huge shame for you to cut things off over things that are fixable. You know what? Maybe I would have been different if she had reached out, you know, and I feel like I'm right when the problem started with you. And so I don't initiate. I don't need to initiate. So unfortunately, every time any conflict happened between us, it's because of her behavior and it was because of what she did. And I didn't like it. So it's pretty obvious. I mean, she came to my house, she brought her oil, and then, you know, when you put oil on your hands, you know, it's like it's oily, right? Because you have oil hands. So I did what anyone would do. I wiped it onto my dogs, because you know what? I have to rub it somewhere and my dogs are like my children. And everyone knows when you have all your hands, wipe it on children. That's what you do. So now she's upset with me for moisturizing my child. Do you know how this feels to me? She's taken what should I let my child be dry like this waitress in Palm Spring? No. I moisturize my child because I love my child. You understand? Yes. And he's like, oh God. He's like, wow, she's really worked this story out. But he's like, OK, well, can you maybe at least see how, you know, maybe putting it on your dog could be perceived as something negative? She goes, no, because she knows I gave birth to these dogs. She knows. She's like, it was the greatest compliment I could have given her wretched oil that I wanted off my hands. Like I supported her oil so much, I couldn't wait to get it off my hands. I didn't even want it to absorb any further. So I put it on the furriest thing I could find that was not furniture. That's how much I love her product. She's ridiculous. All she had to say when he was like, what about the oils? You put it on your dog. She said, I put it on my hand. It felt great, but I had extra oil on my hand on my fingers. So I put it on the dog. I wasn't trying to be offensive. But instead it turns into this whole thing that like my children, how could you come for me and my children? And so he's like, okay, but there's like a five year history there. And you know, my job is just to get to, you know, make you think differently about the situation than you thought before. So also you haven't touched any of the food here. Or you're going to even have one bite and she looks and she goes, enjoy. I bet you can have my portion. This is like the opposite of my dog. Disgusting, non-child. So now we got in Natasha and Amir and they put their kids to bed. And now it's time to have the discussion. Oh my God. This scene was, I actually was like crying in this scene. It was so like, I really like this guy. I like them both, but I really like Amir. And basically they are like circling back about having the medium. And they have to have disgust. Like, are you still in love with your, with your, your wife who passed? And, you know, he, he just starts to cry, but he's like cries in that way. That's like, it was like, that's how I cry when I get like a dirty cry. I'm like, he was like that. And it was just so, it was so sweet. It was like a real emotional moment, you know, having to navigate this peculiar, peculiar situation that they're in that actually a lot of people find themselves in. And I was, I was like, I was like, why is the, why is the Valley Persian style making me cry right now? So they're talking about how this brought up a lot of emotions, you know, the psychic and stuff. And she's saying, you know, I know that your wife was a big part of your life, and I'm never trying to take that away from you. But Reza was telling me, Reza asked me if I think that you're still in love with her, which is so Reza, you know, and she's like, well, and I don't want to think about it. But, you know, I mean, how could you not be? Because it's not like she did anything wrong. And he says, well, I'm in love with you. And I want to make sure that you don't feel that way every year, you know, do you want to come with me? Like you can come with me to visit her. And she's like, okay, okay, I'll come with you. And then he starts to cry because he doesn't, he feels so bad that Natasha goes through this emotional strife every year. So he starts to cry because he's like, I don't want anything to happen to you. Because obviously he has gone through the trauma of having to see someone he loves deal with hardship. And so he just starts to sob. And I was like, oh my God, it was like, I love this guy. It was just so sweet. He says, how is anxiety? And he doesn't want to like, he doesn't want to put this on her. But he loves her so much. And he's like, I can't live without you. And then they resolved that like this year, she's going to come with him to the grave site. And I was like, oh, I was like, wiping my tears on a dog. How dare you? So then we go to Tanning and Craig, Craig's house. And it's girls night, guys. She's cooking for girls night. And then Reza is, you know, we're seeing the difference in like what she has, which is an amazing spread. She's putting all this effort. There's all this gorgeous food. And then we go to the bachelor's house and it's just like some nuts in a bowl and some crackers on a little skinny plate. Like, sir, do you realize you were on the second iteration of Shazza sunset? We expect this entire surface to be filled with little bowls of dates and delicious foods. Yeah. Great comes and he's like, we're at a fucking whorehouse. And then at the girls night, everything looks amazing. They're like, this looks great. And then Reza comes to boys night. He's like, oh my God, it smells like potouffin here. He's like, what's badisi? And they're like, it's a combination of body parts. He's like, oh, nice. Great. Thanks. And Adam meanwhile goes to girls night and he's like, wow. So what do you guys do at girls night? There's no dogs, right? Please don't let the dogs near me. Oh my God, I didn't bring tabooly. Oh my God, I'll never be asked back. So Gigi's like, it's like, it smells like taboosie in here. That's tabooly's pussy. Did I do it right? They're like, no, Adam, why don't you just take a seat? We'll put a napkin in your shirt. We'll feed you some food. Okay. Ow, Gigi the spoon. I didn't touch you. Sorry, I get nervous sometimes. So they're like, yeah, we get male strippers. And then back at boys night, they're talking about bombshot coming. And so, Rhys is like, I don't, Rhys the Jackson's like, I don't want to talk about sky. Don't make me talk about sky. And then we see bombshot limping towards us. He's like, oh God, here we go. I'm just tired. I'm really just tired. So Greg's like, well, he's going to defend his wife, you know, and I don't know what he's going to say. And they're like, yeah, this is really fucked up. So he comes in and meanwhile back at the girls house, they're talking about Natasha having sky over, which we didn't see. So she's like, well, I wanted to know if she'll be okay with Tonine coming to girls night. Flashback, flashback. I am very open to hearing her side, but trusting her? No, I will never trust her. I will never trust a woman who doesn't allow another mother to oil up her children dog. So in the present, Tonine is like, well, finally we're on the same page. So that's good. I'm like, wow, no accountability. No six years of supporting her. I'm so sorry for screaming everyone. And MJ is like, well, you're the one who should be done, right? Right? What are the words? What are the words? Right? And so Natasha is like, well, she said, and we have a flashback and Sky goes, these women is not safe and is dangerous. And it wasn't her first time doing this to people. I'm talking about Gigi now, everyone. And she has a history. And as a matter of fact, two months ago, she attacked someone in the parking lot. By the way, she's right. And nobody stood up for Sky for Gigi coming after her physically at that party and screaming and yelling and acting like a damn fool. So I think on this one, Sky's right. And Gigi's like, oh my God, to bring up the parking lot like she's fucking done. That's it. She's fucking done. I feel it going through my veins. I'm gonna fucking kill somebody. I mean, the particular situation that Sky's choosing to bring up. I mean, that's so low. That's so nasty. It's so dirty. Girl, Gigi, you attacked Pauline in the damn parking lot at the Bloomies. But also Gigi's whole thing is like, you don't want to see me when I get mad because I get violent and I'm probably going to punch you. I'm going to cut a bitch. You don't want to see me. I'm dangerous. Watch out. It's like, oh, so I heard you got into a fight. Don't talk about my fights. I didn't say I was in a fight. God, she's like, she wants to bring up shit. Well, I can shit back. My shits are nice. Nice shits. I eat a lot of fiber, violent fiber. So you took a shit. Gigi, don't talk about my shits. Not right. Yeah. So now Bombshot's over there and they're like, okay, well, let's talk about Palm Springs. He's like, well, Sky is not here and I would do. She should be here to defend herself, not me, but me. The one who promised to stand up for his wife more. But I would like to say, you know, she does not disrespect anybody because they're living in the valley. She disrespects the valley and the people who live in it. Does that make sense? The people are good. Their choice to live in the cesspool, that is the problem. But the people themselves are good. They don't know any better. They think dust and bad restaurants are good because they never were taught anything better. But I feel like Greg, it was totally disrespectful because when you talk to my wife, you're talking to my family and you're talking to my family. You're talking to me. Hold on one second. I've got the rest of the statement that also don't talk about the dog. They're like children to me. Oh, to Sky, I should say. Okay. Sorry. She wrote that for me. It was very, very helpful for me. Yeah. It's like, if you're talking to my family, you're talking to me. So you disrespected me and Greg's like, well, then why didn't you say something then? Because, you know, what the hell? You should have said that. So now they're mad at Bob for not sticking up for his wife. He's like, if you said, hey, you're disrespecting my wife, I would have shut up. But I thought we were all kind of laughing. Even you, right? Wasn't it kind of funny when I was like, I'm from the valley. I love the valley. Don't talk about the valley. And we all know like the valley sucks, right? But I was saying it. So it's like kind of funny, right? But I didn't know I was disrespecting her. She's like, he's like, absolutely right. And that is the exact problem that I'm having right now at home is that she's telling me you do not defend me, you know? Okay, you know what? Can I just say something? But there's a big moment where everybody just stares at him because you're not defending her. Even now you're not defending. You folded in two seconds and so everybody's just staring at him like, wow, we don't really know what to do here because we're here to yell at you, but we're also mad at you for not defending your wife even though we ate her. Yeah. Well, as long as it's smelling like butter, see in here, I shouldn't have. Okay, there were some things that I should not have said. But I feel bad because of the position that you're in, bomb shot. And I would like really want to go and apologize to her. But you know what? It makes me scared to talk to her because like it's very scared for me because like, do you know what it is like to have a big scary person yell at you? Okay. It is like, uh, Reza, you're the one who did that to her. No, you're the one. I couldn't think straight. You're the giant hairball who's running around screaming at women. She didn't scream at you. Fucking Reza. He's like, honestly, I'm just being honest. You know, I think you're going to just have to give this time. I cannot fix it. I cannot fix it myself. So now we go, nice job, bomb shot, by the way. So now we go back to the agency and MJ is doing a wedding shoot. And so she's got a photographer there and she's getting ready, but while she's getting ready, she's got a t-shirt with Vita's face on it that says icon. Yeah. It's actually a real estate shoot because it's going to go on like flyers or whatever. That's going to like help move stuff. And MJ is like, today it's all about the agency. You know what? Cause she's a real estate agent. She works hard. She's dedicated. She's a good time. That's what you're going to see when you see me in my Vita t-shirt standing in front of an agency sign. You're going to say, I'm going to buy a house with that lady. So then we go to Dennis's office and Gigi shows up with a mirror. And because they're going to like look at inventory and Gigi's brought a mirror along because he's a tax lawyer and basically he has some sort of professionalism and he can like keep an eye out in case Dennis does anything kind of shady. Yeah. So they go to the dildo warehouse to Solaris and they're looking at all this intimately Gigi crap. And Amir is like, wow, never been in a sex warehouse. I've not been around dildos and vibrators. Wow. This is, I mean, it's like aisles and aisles and stacks and stacks of these boxes. He's like, this is a lot of vagina to fill. This is a lot. This is a, this is a lot. Okay. I didn't think I'd be pivoting out of my really emotional scene into this one. So quickly, but okay. Okay. But we also need to talk because I need to make a box for men's anal stuff too. We can just repurpose some of this stuff. Just put it into a men's box. You know, a male just wants G a gay male just wants to be fucked with Gigi's face. Gigi, Gigi. Ow. So we go into Dennis's office and they are, he has a name tag. Dennis says, Dennis DeSantis, Master Hustler. And so Dennis, another sign that says, I'm kind of a big deal. Oh, current, real current. So Dennis is like, okay, well, you know, I wanted to talk to you about, you know, obviously about the, you know, dildos, but first let's get past Palm Springs, which I was a little upset about, by the way, because you didn't have my back, my very hairy back. And you know, you just sort of put me into an ambush. She goes, well, who ambushed you? Well, the whole table ambushed me. You know, you could have just said, you know what, you're wrong. I didn't protect you. I didn't stand up for you. It's always, you can never be wrong, right? No, no, no, no, no. Your feelings about Palm Springs have no place in this conversation. We're talking about business stuff. Let's talk about getting my face into gay men's asses. That's what we're here to talk about. Yeah, but I'm just saying, in order to move forward with business, we need to go off to the past. I don't know. It's weird talking to you without any tiles on the, on the wall. You know, it's a strange space, but I just had to tell you that because what happened last week, so let's move forward. And I just want to tell you how I felt about the trip. And now we're going to move forward. Okay, we're going to move forward. You move forward. So Amir is like, okay, well, you guys want to do well and you want her products to perform well, right? 100%. Okay, so on business, we got two options. We can do a licensing deal. You get a check every month, no matter what, or you could be an owner. You'll own 25% of the country. Ah, sorry, company country. Wow. Wow. That sounds amazing. I've got a lot of dildos selling a lot of dildos. Watch out America. I own a quarter of you now. So Amir is like, uh, he's like, okay, well, we'll go through these and we'll have it reviewed. And I just, can I get out of this office? My professional reputation is plummeting as we speak. Thank you very much. Well, listen, don't think about it. I don't want to fight. You know, I just want to make money. I want to move forward. All right. So that's right. We're in business together now. Here I come, $2.5 million house. Yep, I'm sure. So now they go and they start picking up a box of the anal toys and everything. And Amir is like, get me out of here. Why haven't they talked about her weed business, her WUSAR or whatever? WUSAR. That's weird. You know what happened to that? You know what happened to her hair? Didn't she have like a hair, a fake hair business or something? Gigi's extensions. It was a great brand name. Yeah. Gigi's extensions. I'm not sure. I think a great entrepreneur like Gigi surely is so occupied with that that she doesn't even have time to talk about it. But now we see Natasha and Gigi picking up kids from school and Gigi's son starts pulling down Gigi's pants at the sidewalk. She's like, stop it. And then we go to MJ and Tommy's house and Tommy and Shams are doing a puzzle. And Tommy's like, that's not how you do it. Come on. And finally we arrive at Casalina restaurant where Reza Jax is arriving. Yes. He's there with the sky. And she's like, oh, finally you pick a good restaurant this time. Okay. We're finally seeing some improvements. He's like, yeah, but it's still in the valley. She goes, no, I know. It's fine. You try it. You try it. So she's like, oh, we have matching cross necklaces. We need a Jesus in our life. Am I right? Look at me. Fun loving sky. She's like doing this squint smile thing where she's like, look, I'm complimenting the restaurants. I'm wearing a crust that says Jesus. Look at happy, happy, happy sky. Yes. I am a nice approachable person. So what's new with you? What's what's with you? Been into any more terrible restaurants in this, in this God forsaken location. It's like, no, just busy with work, which is sorry. I forgot my air quotes because I don't know if I have a job to be here to be fair. And she's like, okay, well, that's exciting. And you know, your boys and I was good. You're going to, you're going to tell me what happened. He's like, it was good. You're not going to share what happened at boys night. He's like, nope, nope. We talked about you, but that's all you're going to get. Oh, shocking. It's like, okay, well, have you ever heard of bodice? No, please. I don't want to know. So he's like, okay, well, I did see some accountability on Reza's part. I mean, he did come in and he said, you know, I mean, he had points about what bothered him and he admits that he, he did this wrong. Are you going to be more specific or no, just said some things he may have done wrong. Mm-hmm. And so she says, yeah, Reza starts the fire and if it happened once, it's going to happen again. And she's right. Reza, we'll never stop. He's going to scream in your face 20 more times a season. So then the waiter comes by and is like, so are we still waiting for one more person? And this guy's like, and then we see Tanine arriving and I'm sorry. Or did somebody invite taste to come to the valley because that would be nice. We will welcome them here. Um, and so she knows what's going on. She's like, fuck you. And then Tanine is like, oh, well, this is a surprise. So both women are really mad and Reza is like, so are we and they sit down. We'll tease and they stare at each other and it's a showdown for the ages. Yeah. So we'll see. Will they forgive each other? No, I don't know. The fate of the valley rests on this summit. Well, we'll have to wait till next week to find out what goes on with that. But in the meantime, thanks everyone for being here. Gosh, y'all are great. 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