Giggling about road rage, screenshots, and brooches

I'm in the day just got away from me. What up, my glacial gigglers? It's the middle of the winter. We're on the grind. But the sun is starting to come up a little, a little early. What a mental health moment for the day. I don't know, I don't wake up in the morning, but if I did, I heard the sun does wake up. This morning, Hannah, I woke up. I woke up at the morning. I woke up at the morning. I woke up at the morning. I woke up at the morning. I woke up at the morning. I woke up at the morning. This morning, Hannah and I did a zoom together. Hannah slept on it. Hannah's eyes were closed. I woke up at the morning. There was no adult on the zoom. It was me, you and Grace. And everyone was discussing adult things. We were. Hannah had one eye open. Wait, when you, it takes me like a full two hours for both eyes to open in the morning. Yeah. I had a little crusty. Can I start the pot with something? Yeah, I love when you start with a... I got an email. I got an email. I got an email. I know you read emails. Using first party food delivery data, Gopuff determined that Kinder Bueno was the biggest winner amongst the consumer packaged goods, brands that advertised during the Super Bowl. The chocolate bar maker saw 100% increase in units sold through Gopuff in the hour after its yes-bueno ad aired. Per the report. It also achieved 444% higher all day sales compared to the past five Sundays the food delivery service says. I was not prepared to make a speech of acceptance. Let me just look into the camera really quickly. First and foremost, I'd like to thank my haters, specifically all my ex-boyfriends, one said that I'd never have a career. But I would like to have the data show that I am better than you guys. I knew it, my mom knew it. And now you know it. Men love data, men love data. Men love a graph. Put in a spreadsheet, send it to them. I would like to call it the Pages Orb effect. And I never thought that candy would be one of the things that... See, I did. I did. You don't like... I don't like... You do love a snack. I love a snack. And I'm like a chocolate person over like a sour candy. I don't want Kinder to get mad at me for this, but for people who haven't had it before, it truly is just a better version of a Kit Kat. Well, it's funny. I sent it to my brother and his family. And my brother loved it. They're so good. Let's be honest, it's European. They also have a white chocolate, which people sleep on white chocolate, and it's actually really good. I prefer the milk chocolate, but to each their own. So basically it was your super bowl. So basically I'm like the candy queen. Do you want to tell us anything more about like the actual shoot? Because I remember like you had to go international for it. I had to go international. You were in space. We filmed in Canada, and at one point they did want me to wear glasses. And I was like, okay, but people are going to know that it's me. And so I had to sit up for yourself. Well, I didn't. I told someone to tell someone like, hey, maybe we do a couple without the glasses, and they were like, okay, great. And then the guy that I did it with, his name is William Fitchner. Shakespeare. I like didn't know what to say to him, but I like know him from obviously like so many different acting things. But I said to him like, I loved you in entourage. Like it was like you're one of my favorite characters like the season you were on. And he was like, what was my character again? Obsessed with him. And I was like, he's like, I don't know her. I love you. So I'm like, you're just you're so accomplished. You're like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That hit that hit number one show that I was on. Um, he was on entourage. He was like one of the agents at one point. His name was like Phil Egoada. Did he give you any acting advice? No, he didn't, but he was so friendly and so nice. And there was like part of me that I was like, you're like a really accomplished actor. I wonder if you're like, who is this random girl? But he was like so pleasant. We meet famous people like smash. Like he's like old. Oh, he was like old. He was like old. I'm so sorry. Like you would have loved him. Love. No, I know. And especially he had a headset on like boss people around. Yeah, and he was just like, he's really getting into the role. You know, like you would. Amazing. How many times you have to say one line? Well, I have to say I heard that one line is actually harder than a movie. Like when you just have, no, I never leave that. And that's a fact. I'm wondering if you delivered a lot of one lines. I just want to know. You are the one liner king. I've been doing some auditioning not to brag. Um, no callbacks yet, but you're not. I'm kind of just working through some, some early stages of my career. And it'll be basically they say when you have an audition with one line, like you overthink how to say that one line to the point that you're like, how did I ever say this word before? It's kind of like when you have one interaction with a crush. Yeah. And like in that moment, you're like, that's not as an accident. I literally spoke like Yoda. I was like, you are hello, my name. Whenever I film a commercial, it gives me such an appreciation for like, you know, when you're like watching the Oscars and they're like, okay, and like best award for production. And you're like, boo, like next. But then when you film something like that, especially like a 30 second one minute commercial, you're like, how the fuck do they actually film movies? Do a movie. So literally like eight lines could take eight hours to shoot. Yeah, like every angle. I think of one minute commercial. I was in like one section of it and that and I was a full day shoot. Yeah, I got there like six a.m. What was your motto? Like she was nervous and she was like, I'm like a woman in like I was a woman in a stem. I was a rocket science. Yeah. And so I really make sense. Like they were like, who should we cast for rocket scientists? Page of sorpo. How about that girl that's always in bed? Yeah. So I just really tried to get into that role of like, oh no, this isn't good. And there has been so many times in my life where I've said, oh no, this isn't good. So you channeled from your past and I see it really came out in the performance. I feel like I'm the first to make fun of you when you do something bad. You nailed that acting. Thank you. You nailed the acting and I don't know maybe there's more acting in your future. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Well, I'll be auditioning. And one last thing about the Super Bowl because I'm actually like, we're not over it. I'm not over it and I continue to get more and more mad when I go on the internet. I make the Super Bowl out of it, traveling and immersing yourself in other cultures, going other places, is like the number one way people get smarter and grow in general as people. That and like reading books is like how. Page reads one book. Sorry. And welcome to my book club. I actually have a lot to talk about about my book club. No, like I'm not getting it because it's like why wouldn't you want your child to watch a Super Bowl half time in a different language and have like what if even if one child was like, oh, I really want to learn Spanish like this is so. And now you have a smart child. Dueling go sales sparked after that. I mean, I'm sure. But yeah, the what makes America so beautiful is all the cultures coming together and creating what we are. And the American dream is coming from nothing and trying to become something. So anyway, also shout out Jessica Alba. 44. I saw and I go that looks like you know, Jessica Alba. It looked a I just I said I that's that girl is identical to the Alba from 30 years ago. And then they go, yeah, it's Jessica Alba. You know, I once saw her at a bodega really. She was like picking out a drink, which you know, so fun at a bodega. What do you think she's from any point, Jennifer Lopez was like, no, Jennifer Lopez is not going to like us. She's like, I'm I'm either running like a seat down. I'm not going to just be in the background of a casita. Well, you know what I also realize, which I had completely forgot about when Jalow and Shakira did the half time show. They brought bad money and bad money. Yeah, bad money's been there. I completely forgot because he must have like just. Well, yeah, because what what year without a bump that had to have been at least one or two. No, that was. Awesome. No, that was M&M. Okay, because in my head, that was 10 years ago. Yeah, I've also watched that documentary multiple times. And we were mad about that because that was when they told the girls they have to split it the time. Yeah, and we were like that. Side note, you know, the CEO X owner is a woman. I did know that. That was iconic. I saw her like take that. The trophy. Let's work on owning things. I love that. Let's own every time. Honey, I own businesses. That's one of my favorite vocal stems. Honey, I own businesses. Honey, I own businesses. Who is that again? It's like, what is that from? It's like Black China's mom. She's like doing a podcast and they're like, how do you have money? Honey, I own businesses. Anyway, let's start with something controversial. Okay. Vogue wrote an article about Berk and Stock shoes and how brides are wearing white Berk and Stocks. I commented. Oh, you saw it. Yeah. I reported that post. Literally. I blocked them after that. I was going to be getting posted. Someone at Vogue is Hanukkah did. I commented and I said, where's the line? I said, finally, someone has, like, look, so many women on their favorite day of their life. Or whatever. Aren't pain. Aren't horrible pain. No. They're Achilles tendon is fred for their life. Grab a ballet flat. You hate a Berk and Stock. Unless you live in Denver and are from Denver, that is the only girl slash woman that I allow. Berk and Stock. Look, on your wedding day, I know that Berk and Stocks are very trendy right now to like wear jeans and some girls. So cute. Yeah. I like a ballet flat over that because I lean a little bit more feminine in how I dress. But I love like a masculine or like an androgynous like outfit. Yes. But Berk and Stocks are so like, to me, crunchy granola, like I just went on a hike. And that is just like not the energy I'm bringing for my wedding. Even just their white. Yeah. Yeah. I hate the men. And I think that word, what's the word where it's like, we're better than them. Like, I'm not a feminist. You're a Sandress. Yeah. Miss Andress. And so they give, I'm yelling at them for flip flops or sandals. Yeah. I can't then tell the women like, oh, yeah, you can wear this on your what? No. I'm barefoot. I'm today dressed as a retired old man, which I think is powerful. I'm like, my gym teacher from 2005. I'm like, white barrel jeans and an oversized white colored shirt. I feel, I feel like I have opinions on the stock market that like no one listens to, but they just nod when I say Saturday and you're like, I don't want to really get into it. Yeah. I don't get into it, but I have businesses. I have businesses. Oh my God. So you mentioned that you watched the A-scanings. Yes, the three episodes. Three episodes. And I was like, how did I miss that? I realized I saw glitter and gold. And I saw two beautiful people. I thought it was a cheesy Netflix. It's like scripted, and she'll scripted. I've scripted, rom, com, about two people on the ice. And I said, if I had a nickel, I've watched heated rivalry. I don't think we're going to beat that. Yeah. So last night, I am fucking obsessed. I am so jacked up. Because you want to know what? It didn't feel like a documentary. It felt like reality TV. Yeah. That was real. So don't worry, depth. It's a chaos of it. It's a pairing. So it's normally either it's a man and a woman that is a man. And a woman that of course end up falling in love with each other and get married. Because you're so intimate with this person. Yeah. And you have to trust them so much. And there's a compatibility and chemistry you have to have. So like these two people got together. And then. So I know just because I want to talk about it, and not forget it, can we touch back on Margot Robbie and Jacobalority after this? Yes. No doubt it. Julie noted. We're fine for like 30 DHD. Honestly, Friday episodes, I'm like fuck it. So it's this is actually a great movie. So it's this gorgeous girl and this gorgeous guy. But they're just friends. This is America team. This is America team. Yes. Who by the way, do you know she designs everyone's outfit? So her competitors are going on. They're like, oh, Madeline designed it. Wait, did I miss that? Yeah. You run into the guy. The girl that's married to the guy. She's known to have like the best design taste. And she they all designed their own outfits. They're doing full like plays. They're doing Broadway shows. People aren't talking about how stunning she is. Like I need her on the cover of Vogue. I need her starring in Chicago after Whitney Love It. And I need her in Chicago. I want to be a cast in director. Not that I'm going to see that, but I need her in it. I mean deep down I want you to do it because I would be so funny because you'd be miserable. I would be miserable. I'm so sorry I have to try to sing this. No, I would get out of it. But what people don't understand is that Paige is actually not bad at singing. So I think we should start a go. I'm actually horrible. No, I saw you accidentally sing once and it was good. Proceed. Proceed. So anyway, these two he realizes he's in love with her. And he's five years in and they're an amazing team. So he's like, if I tell her that I love her and this goes badly, this room is my career. And it's not easy to just find another top gold performing partner. It's kind of similar to when girls are like, but like the friendship, fuck the friendship. This is the, this is like, okay, but this would have affected your livelihood and your career. Like this I actually get why it's like hold it in. Yeah, hold it in. But when girls are like, oh, what about our friendship? I'm like, just say it. Just jerk off to her and like, don't say anything. So this man is like, I couldn't hold it in anymore. And I just told her, I love you. So he wasn't even like, he was like, hey, I think I might be like, it's kind of attracted to you when I'm holding you up every time. Yeah. When my fingers are inside your vagina, when we do that one move, I'm like, really into it. Or when they put their fucking skates on the guy's leg. Oh, I'm so glad you noticed that too. Because I'm like, how does she get off without slicing it? No, the fact that they have any, what's the call your extremities? Yeah. By the end of any dance is like a miracle. Yeah. So also, she's doing these crazy outfits where like, the skirt is causing issues. Yeah. The skirts blinding him, the skirts hitting her in the face, the skirts getting under him. She's tripping over the skirt and she's like, no, it's for fashion. She's so you coded. Yeah. The second I triple over the skirt once, I say, burn the skirt, I'm wearing cacky pants. Burn it. So he says to her, I love you. And she doesn't take it well immediately. She's like, this is a missed all this. I have, you are on your phone. That's all I have. Also, that is on my phone. When I watch your documentary, I'm taking notes. So she pops. I started paying attention when the gay guy came on and there's two organizations that I'm going to drop. I was like, okay, I'll be outliers. She's been getting worse. She's been getting worse. And doesn't know what to say. Process is that next day just goes, I feel exactly the same about you. They're married. But last Olympics, they got fourth. Yeah. And the three people who had beaten them are retired. So they are the favorites. So they're coming in so excited, hot and heavy. But then the French team comes through. This gay French guy is the contiest. That's right. I'm with him. He is like, I'm scared. Like I'm terrified. I can't lie to myself if you talk to me. When he came on the screen, I was like, this is a parody. He's like, villain or something. He's like, he's the gay villain which everyone needs in their life. Honestly, I could use him as a villain. He was like, he did rivalry and then spit. Like he's like, he's so like- Also, he looked at his coach and the coach was scared of him. Like that's how you know the man is powerful. And he is like the perfect filler in his face where his face is not moving. And he doesn't have to move it because he has no emotion. Also, the story just, it just lends itself to a movie being made- Like a comedy movie being made about this. Well, do you remember Amy Polar had a blaze of glory? It was about all these dancing couples and their like crazy outfits. Amy Polar was in that. I think she had a cameo. Oh, did she? I think she did. Because it was- When in doubt Amy Polar was in it. She wrote it or- Whenever my dad is like talking about a female comedian, I just say Amy Polar. Because that's like really the only person he- And he's like, yeah. Yeah. So the T is that he won gold last year and retired. And everyone's like, okay, great, this guy retired. And then his ex-partner writes a biography saying that he was like horrible to her and was really hard on her, which like no one's doubting. The man is scary. But then this other girl, she was with a man who gets accused of like assault. Oh, I didn't realize that's why he was out. Yeah, like he's under investigation. Okay. So she loses her partner in 20 years. Oh, right because they were like- And she didn't want to be done. She was like forced to be done. And she's- And he- But it's also like her partner like, she's like, do I support him? Do I know what? No, they're kind of a great story. The two ways. The both of them have so much controversy, but they happen to be best friends. And I actually see like their friendship and it's really like- You can tell they both- She was like, I wasn't gonna skate. I was- I didn't even know like where my life was gonna be. And we just take a minute for their names. These are made of names. This is me. Who's the one? It's like a mosh- It's like a mosh- I don't know. It's like some mosh- Jumpy ass. And I'm like, jumpy ass. Jumpy ass. Jumpy ass. It's also- I want to learn French so bad. It's so sexy. When they- So you love pretty things. I don't. When they were skating. I was like, this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. She's also like really powerful and she talks about- She talks about- It's so fucked up. These female skaters. They're not just getting rated on how good their moves are. They're getting rated on their outfit. Judges are literally going, I don't like her makeup. Same with the gymnastics girls. How their hair is. What? Like the way that I would immediately fail. But the girls should not be great. That's taste. But that's what they were saying is that the judging is based on like art. And it's like, oh, I just didn't like how their dance made me feel. Which makes me, you know how I am. Yeah. You hate things that are unfair. That is unfair. But can I just say? Because I did get some messages being like, hey, I also have like a justice thing. Like I hate when things are unfair. So what do you do with- What do you do with something's unfair? You're just like, that's life. Well, the blonde from Canada, she kept getting scored. And they were- She was like, I'm a professional figure skater and you're scoring me. Oh, so she kept getting cancer? Yeah. And her mom died. Her mom died. She was like, you keep scoring me as if I'm an amateur skater. I am a professional girl. She's like one of the only ones that spoke up. And then I almost feel like they, because she spoke up, they tried to fuck her even more. Hmm, tell us all this time. It's just interesting to think that like in every genre, every like work, like- What do I- what am I even trying to say? Every wordplay has a situation where it's like the girls are looked down on. Like it's like, okay, you're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. The gay men in ice skating. Hot. So how attracted were you to that he was so you're tired. And then he started- I was like, I feel like I cheated someone like- But it was funny. He was like, I came out four years ago. Like he think I just came out. Yeah, that's what I was like. But it also makes me think if these guys were straight, would they be hockey players? Or could- I mean, hockey didn't go on into hockey. They all could have like hockey and ice dance. They are so close. They are so fucking good at hockey. Because I feel like he's quick. Yeah, and he's strong. But I was objectifying that man. I said, yeah, spin around again. Spin around again. Honestly, in his face, like he was a good looking man. Gorgeous. I'm so glad you watched it. I knew you were like that. Well then when you're done with it, you're like, they're like, we're about to be ready to be able to look back. It's so good. The links are happening. So then I go to peacock and I click- They had their first dance. So I watched it and the French did amazing. I didn't watch the Americans yet. Was it their freestyle or the- It was the first one. But you know it was also so funny. In the dance, they don't actually do like big jumps. It's all dance. Yeah, yeah. They're ice dancers. They're ice dancers. And what would you wear if you were an ice dancer? Oh god. I know you've thought about it. I mean, I just love- No lace, you hate lace. I hate lace. I would have like a lot of like pink sheer moments. And I feel like the- You want to get a color? I actually have that in my- You live a high color. I love like a bit dazzled. Like the blonde from Canada, she was showing like a my fair lady. And I was like- I love that. No, it's not. Like I loved that. Yeah, I just think like a little mini skirt. Like I don't love that they're doing the longer skirts. I just feel like they look a little matrenly. But maybe the shorter skirts look a little childish. I was actually obsessed with the look that the French girl has in her first dance with the black sleeve. And the like circular bodice thing. I would have worn it. Yeah, I have actually PTSD from like dance class when I was like seven. Because I remember a dance teacher told my mom I didn't fit my unit hard. And my mom's like- Oh! No, like- How dare you say that? I can't fit a bodysuit around my vulva. Like because my torso's too long. And so if you see me in a bodysuit, it's not clip. Yeah. And I have a fat ass. Thank you for- For bringing that to me. For front. So yeah, I love that. It reminds me of when I played tennis. I never cared about the outfits. Where now I look back and realize there were girls that were like you. Where everything was about the match day outfit. Where I literally was like, I can't wear my practice clothes. That's a very bad to the Super Bowl. But people aren't talking enough about Coco Jones singing. I love Coco. We ended up- What did she sing? Not the national anthem. Whatever. She did so well. But she did like a play on Whitney Houston's outfit. And she looks so good. And like- She's the next one that like she- She's been popped. Like she want to grab me. Yeah. But her skill is there. And now it's just like the Hollywood- I think she's about to be like- The Hollywood D- She's the third. Miss. Hey, Heathcliff. Hey, Heathcliff. Heathcliff. A portable presents Heathcliff. A new original drama inspired by Emily Brontzies, Wolverine Heights. I do not know what life is without Kathy. Before his descent into monstrous revenge, there were three missing years. A time of possibility, freedom and a different kind of love. Escape this story. She's trapped you in. starring Darron McCormack as Heathcliff. Listen now. Only unaudible. Say audible.co.uk for terms. There's a lot of, um, a lot of talk about Kat's eye after the Grammys. Are you on that algorithm? You know I'm not because I feel like that's so Gen Z. My algorithm's so Gen Z. Yeah. It's just people- Well they did this song called, Narlie. Mm-hmm. And it's like- I think I've heard that. Singing a little- A little ballot? They're like- The lyrics are like- I guess I thought it was like kind of humorous, but they're like, Tesla Narlie. That hasn't come across me. Yeah. And they're doing a whole dance, and everyone was like, they wanted, I guess, more. But people have to understand, these girls are not choosing the song. There are corporations. These singers are corporations. And Kat's eye is like 12 girls, right? It's like five or six of them. And it was based on a competition. Like all these girls battled out to be the first American K-pop group. This one right over my hand. So this was a like talent search, and they put together Kat's eye, and that's them. Yes. And they're the first American- And one of the girls that didn't make it- Now she's like doing really well individually. Ooh. And she's really talented, and people think she's gonna pop it anyway. I try to watch it. I cannot watch like, teenagers dreams die. No. Well they're so normal. You're not pretty, you're not smart. You're not funny, you're not brave. And I'm like, she has braces. Like, leave her alone. Okay, not to like literally start a book club. But a bunch of- I knew you were gonna do this. The second I said pretty girls start book clubs, you were like, maybe I should say I'm fine. So a lot of the giglers were DMing me, and they were like, hey, so Nightingale, maybe like a bit too. They're like just surmising at your reading level. Maybe a bit intense for you. I think that's gonna take you eight years to finish that. Yeah, we recommend maybe getting something a little lighter, so that when you get sick of Nightingale, you can like, so I got seven husbands of Evelyn Hugo. Now I'm like reading two books at once. Wait, you love that seven husbands? Well, because I started it like years ago, and I never finished it, and I like forget everything about it, so I'm like, I'll just reread that. But I also now, because I'm like so into reading books that are like movies, I ordered weathering heights. Weathering heights, weathering. Is it weathering or weathering? I think it's weathering. Weathering. Weathering? It's WU. Weathering. Weathering. Weathering. I don't even know what that means. Weathering heights. Weathering heights. Does tell me that it's an incredible story. Does loves history. Okay, everyone keeps saying that the original story is like so incredible. With the movie, so I wanted to like, I feel like I read it in high school, but I honestly can't freak around. Should we see weathering heights together? I definitely want to see it. The PR of it, first of all, love Margot Robbie's outfits. I'd like to cut it for you for doing the random bows first, in your hair. Stop. Wait, you're sweet. And wearing that dress was very weathering heights coded before weathering heights pressed. Wait, do you think it's another, I was too early for my time? I think it was another, you were too early, to look into Margot Robbie's stylist, because he's exactly what you're looking for. Like, he's putting her in vintage galley on it. Like, her looks for this press tour. It's not like she has one good look, or like, oh, there's another. It's every single look. I like that they're having fun with it. I like that they're being intentional. Yeah. I like that they have, like, they're performing. Yeah, they're performing. When it's just like, make me look cute in this. And so like that part of the PR is extremely relatable to me. The part of the PR with like her and Jacob Alority. And I don't know how much of this is true, or legitimately just PR. But if it's legitimately just PR, stop. Literally stop. Is it, it's weird and uncomfortable? Is it when she was like, I became codependent on him, and I'm like, I can't leave him alone or something? That and also like, he put a million roses in my trailer, and I told him I'm in love with him. Like, wait, what? I mean, the first time we got duped with a PR stunt like that was a star is born. And we were all like, they're in love. And then like, we quickly realized, oh no, they wanted us to see the movie. We were gonna see it anyway. Well, that's our PR for Gagley Squad. Everyone's like, are they married? Are they fighting because it's a lover's quarrel? But I just, I'm like, is Margot Robbie's husband the strongest soldier ever alive? Well, I was gonna say, Jacobalority, whether you like him or not, whether you think he's boring or not, whether you think he's cocky or not, he is the hottest guy right now. Totally. And I feel like he is in any interview I've seen, he seems extremely respectful and very nice. And he's a stranger. And so he, when, I mean, when he first popped out his Australian accent, I said, oh, this man is layered. And he's, he's got duped too. People don't talk about it, but he's like, six, five. And one time he did an interview and they were like, where are you? And he was like in a hotel room, then he like, pay on the camera and his mom was sitting right there and I was like, he's a good man, Savannah. If a man has a mom, some people say they're a good man. But like compared to like, I'm sorry, Glenn Powell doesn't do it for me. I'm not getting butterflies when Glenn Powell comes on my screen. I'm gonna say something actually, Matt Glenn Powell at Kelly and Mark, in person, very much a movie star. I could see that. And I'm not saying he's not a movie star, I'm just saying, I don't, you don't get the hots for him. In person, I did. Like Jacobal Lorde is ruining your life. Right. Like that. That man you're meeting one night. Well, do you watch you for, yeah? I watch the first season, season and a half. Oh, okay. Yeah, he is. Because his character and that, I'm like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Even him and the other one were with Barry Keogan running around. He was. Oh, yeah. He always just plays like the guy who like. He's been to him. Barry Keogan is gonna be a question. He, he dated some re-recorded, or that was the gracing you ever did. Yeah. But he is playing Ringo Star in the New Beatles movie coming up. Remember, he had that quote when he was like, yeah, I'm just trying to be a good dad. So I like, see him once every three day, 30 days. And we were like, what? Wait, so I can't, it reminds me of I have this bit on stage where I'm talking about like, should I have a kid or not? Yeah. And I'm trying to figure it out with the audience. And someone was like, like, you can do it, you can imagine it. And I'm like, I'm not a male comedian. I can't just have a child and leave them at home and go on tour. Well, one of my favorite quotes, like someone said on the internet was, I don't want to be a mom, but I'd love to be a dad. Yeah. And ever since I heard that, I was like, no, and I'm someone that I can say from a child, I've, I've never wavered whether or not I want to have kids. I know I want to have kids. But being in my adult life, some of the closest people to me, we've talked like, and they've been like, I don't know if I want them. And it's been such an open good conversation. Yeah. Well, it's good, like I've wavered. Yeah. I think it's healthy to be like, and what if? Like we have free will, what if? Yeah. And I think for me, it's just because like I compare myself to other male comics sometimes, who are my age. Yeah. And I'm like, oh my god, am I, if I have a kid and they have a kid, we're going to have such a different experience. But then the girls are also like, honey, you belong to our so end, you'll be able to make fun of it in like a way that the men can't. Yeah. But no, that's actually so true. You'll have so much like. And then I'll say I could bring, I could bring the baby and leave it in the green room. But like, Ali Colbert cannot, if you've met Ali, I'm not leaving my baby with Ali Colbert. No, honestly, my assistant is like so excited for me to get pregnant. So that her job description changes. And you're like, let's do something else here. But Daphne's like, hi. Daphne's going to be a menace. I feel like when I have a child. Well, my brother has a kid, two kids, and his cat, it's a good cat. And at first, the cat was like definitely like perturbed, because the baby is to understand. And you're like, gentle. But then for some reason, the cat like understands that it's a baby. Wait, speaking of babies, I don't know if I said this, but I just literally this year is the first time I've had like two extremely close girlfriends. One had a baby and one is currently pregnant. We're like, I've gone to like friends weddings and whatever, but we just hit the phase where like they're having children. One, it's like so crazy. And you realize that like there isn't this big like, oh, I've changed as a person. It's just like your friend and now she has a baby. But I have to say. You got a purse that has a lot of responsibility. No, literally. I'm like, so you're bringing her everywhere like this? It's like pukes, poops. But I have to say, my one girlfriend, Ariana, she's... Grande, she's a nurse, like she's just like the perfect human. She's also stunning, beautiful, gorgeous. But when she sent me a picture of her baby, like literally fresh out of the womb, I was like, Ariana, you know me. I'm not just saying this because you're my friend. This is the prettiest newborn I've ever seen. What did you do? And she said, she ate so much fruit every single day. And she was like, I'm not kidding. I really think that's why she's so pretty. Granted her and her husband are very good looking people. And she's a nurse. And she's a nurse. And she's like, if you eat fruit, your kid will come out looking like me. No, but I feel like she... As a nurse, she... And she's a nick-you nurse. So like she really knows babies. And I was like, I'm like literally writing that down to say I'm the pod. Because that's some information we need it. Yeah. Go on TikTok Shop. And buy this. And your kid will be so good looking. By the way, are you still TikTok shopping? You know, I TikTok shop here and there. A lot of times I go over to Amazon. Because I'm a millennial. Yeah. Oh, so you see it. And then you put it in Amazon. I do feel like sometimes it's so cheap that I'm like, this... I'm not going to get it. Like that it's fake. You're right. And I get confused. It is so freaking easy that it doesn't double click that. Well, because Apple Pay feels like it's not real money. I mean, I bought my tuning fork. I'm just... Now I'm inundated with the tuning fork girls. And now I'm actually planning a sound bath retreat. You're a tuning bath retreat. I know. I have convinced me of one girl. She happens to me this morning. And she's just like, um, hey, big tuning fork girl here. I keep them in my car because I've road rage. And I was like, you're the epitome. I'm the epitome of a giggler. I feel like... I mean, I feel like women are allowed to have road rage. Yeah, because we don't take out guns. Yeah. Like when men have road rage like bad things happen. Women have road rage. I'm like, she's standing up for herself. She's being independent. She's taking up space. Speaking of road rage. Did you see that story about the professional football player who dated the... was dating the WMBA girl? And he like chased her down in the car. And she drove to the police station. That's crazy. She's like, you can't think of that. She's like, come and get me. I think I guess she broke up with him. Okay, classic CTE child. She broke up with him. They were dating for like three years. She broke up with him. He was like stalking her. And she was like, stop stalking me. Like, blocked his number, whatever. And then she's driving like on a Saturday morning. And she realizes he's behind her. And he's trying to like hit her car. So she like, I think calls the police while she's in the car. And she just drives the police station. The police come out. Get him. It's like... Gotcha. What? No, literally. This is also an example of like social media when you see like people in relationships with like, I don't know, athletes. It's not always what it seems. And some of these might be... Right. Just because you're good at a game doesn't mean you're good at being a person. I would say that for like all public figures. Yes. You know. And it's like so influential and charismatic that he accidentally gets famous. But like to try to get famous. Yeah. And have a publicist. Unless you are a true talent. Yes. Like you have to be a true citizen. Unless it's like the world needs your talent to become a better place than I'm like, okay, that's fine. Like your voice, if the voice of an angel. But if it's just you having a podcast. No. Girls are different. Obviously, girls are just saying. 100%. We've been through a lot. Well, we've been suppressed. So obviously now we have to overcompensate. Right. Which leads me to. I can't wait to let it, what it leads to. I actually have two different things. Perfect. We can go on either your action. There's no way to feel cool while you're talking into your remote. Like there's nothing more humbling than trying to say, like it's like your customer service voice. But like also, wait, this actually is so funny. You want to be funny? I don't do that. I thought about it. I realized, I don't, it's like Bluetooth. I don't trust it. I'm typing it in. You're such a freak. I don't trust like which button to press for it to happen. And I don't even try. Like, I'm an old lady. Well, I just got a new phone. And so I was like setting up my phone, whatever. And one of the parts is like set up Siri. And so to set up Siri, you have to say these certain prompts. Like Siri, what's the weather? Siri, but, and so I did it. And then I was like, wait a minute. I just did that in my customer service voice. It's not going to recognize my real voice. And I have a cold. You're coughing the entire time. I like a box. That's a huge phone, you cough twice. Also, I have a big, a big gripe with a new phone. A huge gripe. And it's a huge one. It's not what you think it's going to be. What is yours? My favorite thing in the world. My only number one hobby that brings me consistent joy. Is screenshotting things that I'm never going to look at again. Yeah. In the new phone. You don't just screenshot. You have to like screenshot. And putting your social security number. Yeah. Give your first born, say where you want to save it. Add to divide by 12. Mm-hmm. What? Who decided that? Don't even get me started on the photos. I like. Oh, great. A photo from 2007. Where's the one I took today? No, you can't find it. You can't find it. I'm like, hello. Also, I think it's a glitch. But when I send a lot of files. So when I go into something I said to you and I want to see something I sent you, like a photo. And I press info. It's not coming up. No. I'm in disarray. My gripe with the new phone is. I have royalty fingers. I have the longest skinniest fingers you can get. No, man. I'm a dream to text. Okay. I can get there. I'm Gina Shea's child. Okay. I think that's the opposite. I press one letter and it hits eight letters. I sound drunk every single day. Like the texting is so touchy that like, and the word correction, I'm like, now why in the hell? I've never used a high one before. What I want to say that when that's not a word. I usually always go to like sex or something inappropriate. Oh, really? I feel like mine. Well, because you know, I was like one sec and I always says one sex. Oh, that means you're typing the word sex a lot. Am I? Because it's like, oh, she means this word she always says almost. That's how I literally sexed my husband. I'm like, let's have sex. No. Because I've lost all creative ideas. Mine is just like not real words. And I'm like, okay, that doesn't make any sense. And then I have to be like, sorry. Well, I'd rather than send the wrong real word than just gibberish. Right. People could speak pig Latin. And I was like, if I don't learn pig Latin, I'm going to be behind. You're going to be fine. I'm not going to be prepared for the future. I'm about to be prepared for the future. I'm about to be in high school. I'm going to be a new friend. So I was like, you know, I was like, where did all of you people learn pig Latin? Did I sleep late that day? Like when was the last? I think I knew it for like maybe part of like fourth grade. Yeah. But I don't remember. It was just, it's just every word like backwards. Backwards, yeah. And they would say something to you and you'd be like, I don't get it. And they're like, well, And then once you got it, you were like, no, I still didn't get it. I'm having trouble pronouncing a word and I need your help. Origin. B-R-O-O-C-H. B. I'm sorry, I have to write it. B-R-O-O-C-H. Because they're becoming very rich. I thought it was brooch. Well, that would be a you. Brooch. Or is it brooch? Or is it brooch? It's a brooch. It's a brooch. Also, first of all, brooch doesn't have two O's. Everyone's spelling it with two O's right now. Right now. Like all, so that's the thing. I thought it was brooch too, but brooch I would put O-A-C-H. So all the girls are wearing broaches. And I just, I accidentally said brooch in front of someone. And I like, still haven't mentally recovered. I haven't recovered. I haven't recovered. Because saying brooch in front of like another girl is like, she was like, what did you say? And I was like, I've been, oh, it is two O's. See, I would have only done one. See, what is going on? Well, it's, um, sorry, what's the origin of the word? I do encourage everyone to buy some vintage brooch breaches. Yeah. And put it on their bags, put it on their blazers. I think, honestly, from traders and Lisa Rena having a deadly brooch, it's the word history. Middle English brooch. Oh. O-C-H-E pointed instrument broach. See, that makes sense, spelled like that. Or maybe it is brooch, but the British say brooch. Brach. Mams with cooch. Cooch, brooch. No, it's definitely brooch, Hannah. Okay. How do you feel about the men wearing broaches? I don't like that. I don't hate it, but like, I'm not having sex with you. I know. Well, like, I can appreciate the art. Okay. Exactly. Yeah, it's like, short men. Like, they exist. And I support them. They're a lie. I support them. We think they should be allowed to vote. But like, can I say nothing about TV? Yeah. When we talking about TV. These are the girls. Don't always realize how tall men actually are. Yeah. And they have to factor that into a lot of scenarios that they can't. Yeah. I'm just saying, like, especially in reality, people don't know the heights of men. And it factors into a lot of things. Like, there's certain guys that people like, why does anyone like him? And I'm like, what is tall? Then there's certain guys that people like, why don't people like him more? And I'm like, he's actually really short. But you can't tell. I can't tell. Wait, when people see you in real life, what is the feedback you get on you physically? Like, do they say? I get you're a prettier person. Like, oh my god, you're so pretty in person. That is brutal. Yeah, it's kind of is. Because I'm like, what do I look like? No, that's brutal. But I know that they're meaning it in like a compliment. Like, oh my god, I didn't, I didn't imagine you to be pretty, this pretty in person. So like, I know it's a compliment. But when I hear it, they're like, they say it almost shocked. Like, you're pretty in person. But they shouldn't say you're pretty in person. They're like, oh my god, you're so pretty. You don't have to say prettier. Because then it makes you feel like you're a lot of shy. But a lot of times I do get you're a lot shorter than I thought you were going to be. I get you're taller than I thought. I'm 5'7", pages. I would say 5'4". Yeah. I think you're 5'3". I think you're 5'3". I actually think I might be like 5'2". I think you told me 5'4". Once and I just ran with it. Yeah, that's what I said everyone. But like, if we really got a measuring tape out, I think I would be like just hitting 5'3". Also, you always wear heels. So I actually have never seen your real hair. Well, here's the thing. I'm all leg. I'm no taller. You look so tall in photos. Yeah, so I come off even in person taller. Because it's almost like you're only seeing my legs. And like, okay, you're taller than me. But our legs... I know. ...on my legs start. I think people think I'm shorter in person because they see my nubby legs. And they're like, there's no way that her torso's that long. What you can't? Yeah, the Britney Spears of Gagley Squad. And people don't look like I'm out of it. Wait, I feel like I was just going to say something before we went off on like a tangent. No, I can't remember. We were talking about broaches. It was after Margot Robbie. Oh. Kim Kardashian and Louis Hamilton. We didn't even touch on it. I'm like not supportive. When I say not supportive, I mean, like I don't get passionate about celebrity relationships. I always think they're kind of PR. I'm always like, okay, cool, whatever. Sometimes I actively don't like them. Mm-hmm. I fucking love this for her. How do I love it? Also, did you see Kanye like tweeted or extra Instagram prominent? I don't freaking know. He's such a freak. Like, he goes, wire. I think it's not funny, but it's also like you're insane. Who was like, he was texting her. He was like, why are you dating Louis? Give me back my daughter. It's also like, Kanye, you have three other kids with Kim. Also, Louis Hamilton. I did see him in person at the F1 premiere I was at. Cute. Is he short? Tall, tall. Stylish. ORA. Powerful. Confident. Is he British? What a high-couille you just said to us. That was honestly one of the most beautiful sonnets I've ever heard. And then you ended it with a question. That was a cute speech. He has the like, calmness about him, but he understands obviously high pressure because his job is insane. Like, it's like, as violent as skiing. You're like, you could die. You could die every time. It's also like, if you can handle a race car, you could handle Kim Kardashian. It's one of the sheikest. I love it. Which is crazy that sheik. Because I'm like, it's cars with oil, but it's like. Yeah, but it's like in monocle. Like, asking Martin. You have to be like rich to even get into it. It's kind of like, what's the thing when they get on the horse? Yeah. What is that? Polo. It's kind of like polo. It's like a rich sport. Which is also like, very deadly. There's like rich men who love racing, who like make their own little race car teams, and just like pay for like, guys to race their cars. And some guys, their full career, is like getting paid by a rich man to race cars for him. And that's an algorithm. We didn't even know. I looked over at a man's Instagram Reels. I'll stop there the other day. And he was just watching people like, fist fighting in the backyard. But it was like a ring of people. And I was like, is this real? Endo legal? Like, what is this? He was like, no, she's like backyard fighting. Like, what the fuck is backyard fighting? He's like, it's boxing in the backyard. Like, go to work. Do you have a call or something? Just have to like put clothes away. Yeah, isn't there like an email you should attend to or something? Like, this is crazy. Wait, the other thing about Louis Hamilton and... Every time I say his name, I do. Every time I say his name, no. I do think of like Hamilton the musical. Oh, anyhow. Louis Hamilton. But the lore that he was dating Nicole Schursinger for a year. She was like the first... She was like the number one lag. She was like a lag before it was cool to be a lag. Do you know what I kind of like that? Because I do like when guys have a tight. I like... And now we've said... And now we've said... I said he likes a star with long dark hair who has a beautiful body. Who's like... I would assume a similar like strong personality. Like her and Kim. Yeah, they give me similar oras. Here's the other thing that I will give to the men. Men who are like have a little bit of ambition are smart enough to know that dating a woman with equal amount of ambition only makes them better. A great man needs a great woman behind him. And a great woman. And also like my dad's a great woman. It's very... It's obvious that Louis Hamilton doesn't get insecure about dating a powerful woman. Well, that's the thing. And yeah, with Kim, I do think sometimes she gets in a position where she's like mothering the guy she's was. Not to like... We don't know her real relationships. But like PT, if it's him for example, I'm like... She's... He's just one of the kids in the back seat. You know? Where Louis Hamilton that's a man. Well, it's kind of like what you said... You know, you were like, you have to have the same amount of swag. And when they... They don't have a swag at. And when there's a discrepancy, you're like... Like I feel like she'll like... can like learn stuff from him. Like he's... He's worldwide. Yeah, like I feel like it's gonna be like new and fun for her. And like... I'm just... I'm very happy for her. I'm excited about this. Yeah, it's someone that I couldn't really see her like... I don't know his age. Fels it. L-E-W-I-S. Yeah, spell it out for me. Don't make me... Is it Louis? 41. 41. Ooh, I love that age. And you want to know what? He's her type too. Yes. That's your old Kimmers. Well, she loves... Loves an athlete. She loves an athlete. She loves an athlete. 45. Perfect. Perfect. Wow, she's stunning. I would argue. He still isn't fully mature that happens to men at 43. I feel like it like just... It's recording Instagram. But it's starting. No, it's kind of crazy. Like 40... I feel like for our generation, 40 is almost like the new... 30. Mm-hmm. Where like 10 years ago it was like, if you're not married and have a baby by 30, like you're done for. But now I feel like it's almost like... 40 is when you're really starting. I need to say it, but I have friends who are 30 that they've got pregnant right now. I'd be like... What do you want to do with it? No, I'd be like, I'm going to call someone... Look, this is something... Whatever you need to do, you let me know. Yeah. I'd say my two friends that just had babies or my two most capable friends. Or my one friend that had a baby and my one friend that's pregnant. I've only had one pregnancy room or ones. And I thrive off it. I'm waiting for the myosemic rumors, but guess they're missing. Guess those are missing. Well, thank you guys so much for giggling with us. We love you so, so, so much. And we'll talk to you later. Bye.