Brand New Dungeons and Dragons With Timm Woods and Nick Turani

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It is time. Welcome back. It is Dungeons and Dragons time. And you could hear it right there. You could hear that voice. It is Tim Woods. It is time for Dungeons and Dragons. Tim Woods. Glad to be here. Thank you. We're so excited to see you. It's always one of our favorite episodes that we get to do twice a year. Absolutely. What's up? What's new? Got a whole new adventure for you today. I think it's my best one yet. I've been running it for the AWLs so they know what's what the deal is but I'm very excited for this particular adventure today. 100%. Okay. Any like big life announcements or anything going on? I mean, I'll say it's been really cool running games for AWLs all year. I am going to be doing a D&D cruise this year. What? I get minty on that. I believe started doing these D&D cruises called D3 at C website is D3 at C.com and they've locked me in. Like this is not a maybe might do thing. In October, we're going to be going to Alaska and it's a week. So if you were already going to Alaska and wanted to do the trip, I know I have family members who have gotten really stoked to do that stuff. I've never done it so I'm really excited about it and it's going to be a week of D&D with me and obviously the sightseeing and everywhere you're in the eye can't. Where's that disembarking from? Seattle. Okay. All right. And so do you know when tickets are going to go on sale? Uh, tickets will probably be going on sale up to an ish. I'm pretty sure. I think we got to send some representation. That sounds like the best time. What would you present? So you're like, are you going to be like a celebrity on this? I mean, there's lots of really talented dungeon masters who are going to be on the cruise. You got Tim. You're Tim. You're Tim. You're Tim. You're going to help me. You know, booked on it. It's my first time doing it. So I'm really excited about it and I'm going to be in Pennsylvania in just a week running games in a castle and I've just, you know, my website's going to be, uh, you know, you can, you can see all the, uh, I run normal games there. We're still doing after school programs all year like this. So that's been very exciting and, uh, and if you're an Indianapolis or, or land or Atlanta, I'm doing conventions there all year. Tim, you live a, you live a charmed life. It's, it's been very cool working with the AWLs. I got to get to San Antonio and San Diego this year. Wow. Going like running bachelor parties and birthdays and stuff like that. So all thanks to you guys. It's incredible. Is that what you wanted to do like when you were a kid? Oh, yeah. I mean, I think since I knew the concept of like doing something that you love for work, I wanted to share D&D with people. So not just getting to run D&D, but thanks to you guys, getting to share it with new people. That was what my passion was. And I thought working in schools was my best way to do that. And it has been really rewarding. But getting to introduce like sports, the sports guys teach me more about sports and I teach them about D&D and it's been my favorite like arrangement. When you, when we first met you, which was about 2020. Yeah, absolutely. Almost six years before the pandemic. Yeah, that's right. Interviews and stuff. So it's over six years that we've known you. I think it's seven years now. Seven years. So were you, when you, when we first met you, were you doing this as a full-time job? I was doing it full-time from the moment I met you guys, but it has really changed the trajectory of like who I get to run games for. Whereas like before it was either younger groups or like people who know D&D really well, my favorite thing is sharing with new people and the number of like dudes who are just like, I think I'm a D&D guy now. And I'm like, you hell? Hell yeah, you are, abs. We all are D&D guys. We just don't know it yet. We don't know it. I like to say D&D is the game that everyone has played. Even if you only did it when you were a kid and didn't know it was D&D, it is just the game of imagination that we all play. And it's the, it is the universal game in many ways. But I've over the time working with you guys come to really fall in love with the idea that just sports are games that are so big. You can go to any city and see like a dad online watching the game. Yeah. That's where I want D&D to be is like that level of like everyone's into it and you're just into different teams maybe or different things aspects of the game. So I really admire sports now in a way that when I first met you guys, I couldn't even get my head around and that's awesome. I want that future for D&D. Yeah, I love it. I love it. All right. But what I would like to see like maybe as a goal, maybe this is a personal goal, but but something maybe you could think about every year they have like this guy owes the mentalist that goes into locker rooms to do stuff in the offseason for teams. I would like to see Tim Woods go into like a professional sports locker room and run a D&D thing as a team building. I don't want to say anything official yet. But I will just throughout there that if anyone's been noticing the chiefs recently ran D&D and like put it up on social media and stuff. And all I will say right now is I am talking to some team. Wow. I love it. I can really say at the moment. I say let's go the osmentalist on the enormous. What do you think it's fake? No, like we used to be a prop. We used he did it for us and I think yeah, no, we used to be a proberts society. We used to drown those people like witches burn them like it's getting a little to the point where it's like should we throw should we throw some rocks at him at the town square? Well, he's flying too close to the sun recently. He's like telling people what their bank codes are. Yeah, right. I think he kind of wants to be. We need to maybe settle this. Yeah, well remember the kid with like like I'll always mentalist. He's he's the one everyone talks about. He's the one that gets all the pub. But there was just a kid at summer camp two years ago that just like showed up was a high school kid and was literally guessing my pin number for my 18 and I was like that. If you can do that and other people can do that, that's almost scarier. Yeah, like they're just living among us. Maybe we're just idiots and everyone can guess everything we do. All right, let's get into the game. Absolutely. Nick is here. Zach is here. PFT myself. Hank, let's go around the room and say what we are Nick. Why don't you start? Yeah, I'm Greg the paladin happy to be back. From last time I've been knighted like Ian McKellen or Elton John. Yes. Or print Sandra. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, right. And I have a needler from Halo. Oh, you're a knight. I'm a knight. It looks like you just finished a marathon. Yeah, it looks like a space blanket. The helmet fits me like a Yamaka. But no, it's good. Thank you, Zach. Great job, Zach. Zach picked them all out. All right, go ahead, Zach. I'm a trade one, the human cleric. What is your name? Trade win. Trade win. That's right. I just want to say was the name that Zach had to come up with in five seconds or less last mission. It was a great name. You're a great name for being on the spot. Five seconds to change the name if you'd like to. I would like to stay trade one if that's cool. Okay, great. Let's go. You almost switched there. Are you sure? It'd be disingenuous if I changed now. We built such a, we wanted to battle boys. Yeah, we went to war. Yeah. Okay, final, final chance to change. It's something really cool. Three, two, I'm an ninja this time. Can I be silent trade one? Silent. Oh, absolutely. Are you going to talk? Yeah, I'm moving. I'm moving stealth. You know, yeah, yeah, yeah, super stealth. Like really, like, light on my feet. Yeah, yeah, silent trade win. Silent trade win. All so say, if you want to swap classes from storm cleric, because I made you a storm clerk last time to honor your Sharknado, which I know you're really excited about, I do want to say if you want to switch to a rogue to be an ninja, you just let me know. But either way, I'm going to say you got stealth, no problem. Sounds, would you go rogue, Tim? I, um, I like clerics a lot. I play a cleric personally, but hey, Rogues are very sneaky, very good at assassinating and very often their teammates don't know what they're up to. That's what I will say. I go cleric. Cleric, you're speaking with me. I love, I love, I'm just, I didn't have a rogue sheet. So, yeah, awesome. I have a question for Tim. Have you been a cleric your whole life or have you switched roles throughout the regular? All switch different characters. But I have one character that I've played ever since I first started playing D&D with my brother and he would dungeon master for me and that's mocks my dwarven cleric. So he's kind of like deer to my heart and clerics are actually really powerful in this edition. So I don't mind playing him. It's pretty good. Also when you're the healer, kind of means everyone has to be nice to you, right? Otherwise, they don't get raised from the dead. That's the deal. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Your point. Okay. I am Wayne the Hill Dwarf Bard and I am dressed as Aladdin with a Glock. Nice. I think Zack did a good job with his costume. It looks good on you. It fits you well. Yeah. Thank you. Appreciate it. No, Zack knocked it out of the park. I'm hearing he was decisive at the costume store. That was what we were trying to do. Quick trip. We wanted to just make sure getting, get established, get sizes, get fitted. Well, I think what you did differently this time was you bought like full costumes for people instead of just buying a shirt and then like, oh, I think these pants go with the shirt. We may have tried to get too customizable last time with pieces. Now we put the other full outfits. I'm going to fit you good. It looks great. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. All right. So I'm normed the human barbarian. I'd actually change my name. Yeah. Absolutely. Okay. Captain Planet with Yoda. Your Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan. So Obi-Wan Captain Planet with an AK. Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan recycling. Yeah. And I, you know, I was watching some like attitude era WWE and I was seeing all like the storylines and I was thinking like we need like a Kane Undertaker storyline. So I would like to be loud trade wind parentheses his half brother loud trade wind. Yeah. What? Yeah. So you have silent trade wind and loud trade wind his half brother. Absolutely. Half brother. You thought I wasn't alive. Noting. But I am. So back. You're a human cleric. You're a barbarian. Yeah. Which parent do you share? Oh, the barbarian side. Absolut. All right. That's mom or dad. That mom was a barbarian. And dad was a human. Did you know your mom was a barbarian? I haven't asked you too many questions. Actually, her name was Barb the barbarian. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. But were you raised by your dad or your mom? We were raised by wolves. Okay. Why didn't you ever tell us that's that trade wind? Well, I actually don't know. No, we were. So we were. I was raised by wolves. Zack is a mama's boy. He was raised by Barb the barbarian. You must resent him a lot. A lot. Barb the barbarian couldn't stand the sight of me. Barb is a barbarian. I became the barbarian. I became the barbarian. He became the cleric. You're too loud as an inappropriate. Yeah. So actually, Barb is not a barbarian. She's a cleric. She threw me out. My father is a barbarian. I never met my father. She threw me out because she's like, this is not this, this, this boy is too big. And I was raised in loud as loud trade wind. And then I was raised by wolves. And Zack doesn't know I exist, but he will. Don't make me go get Barb. Absolutely. Barb the cleric. I'll get her. Yeah, she's not so tough now. She's a cleric. You're under estimate. You come from pussy stock. I come from barbarian under estimate in cleric. Okay. I'll get Barb right now. This is a good story. I'll get it. This is classic. Yeah. I'm a fan. I love it. I support this. Yes. It's making noise. It's green. Oh, wow. Keep this all in. Just so we're clear. Silent Trade Win has been cocked by the producers. The minute he finds out he has a barbarian half brother raised by wolves. He looked like gold dust. One of the street performers. Yeah, it's still. No. Good producing by Max though. Yeah, great producer. My Max took like 25 minutes. That was Shane. Good job, Max. Good job, Shane. Hold up. Okay. And I'm Erlik the no more lock. I got the the body of a duke. I'm Indian of I'm Indian a duke. That's great. Indian a Jones. Yeah, I'm Indian a Jones. Duke hanging dong. Ready to go. Did you know that you were doing the actual signety? Yeah, that's totally. I like that. Thank you, Zach. That's actually Zach's call. Yeah, good cause. Is that your team? Penis. Oh, that is. That's a huge penis. You're a real quick. Let's see it back bro. I have two needles. Oh, need learn a needle. That's so much. It can be near. It's so big. And that's so right around an awesome. That's a signety rolls. Yeah, that's making me uncomfortable. Okay, it's it's it's prehensile nature that throws you off. Absolutely. I don't know what that word is. It's flexible. It's flexible. Two flexible. One might argue. Absolutely. But obviously our characters making a big return right now, especially given that we had defeated at the end of last session, a mighty red dragon, the dragon of Mount Spear top, we are very much coming off of a win. And since we can all agree on how that would make us feel coming off of a win, I think there are everyone's on the same page on that. We would all feel a particular way. You can feel that way. Of course, that you are victorious from your last adventure. I wanted to make sure that Zach, we knew that you had been forced to play a level two character last time. You are now going to be level six. Same as everybody else. That's huge. And if we win the adventure today, we will all be digging level seven. I haven't leveled this up in a really long time in this campaign. So we will be digging level seven 100%. We get like a belt or anything. I mean, you would get more abilities. You got all kinds of new abilities that we kind of like haven't gotten yet. So coming off of a win, it has been a big adventure. And we are arriving at a major city. Kind of our boat is going to be pulling up at the city of Waterdeep. We haven't done a lot of adventures in cities yet. This will be our first adventure. We're in a major metropolis. It's kind of like the huge sprawling LA almost of Faroeon is the city of Waterdeep. Each district of the city could be its own city by the right. And even in a big city like this, when we pull up, we should be hailed as heroes. Having slain the dragon last time, having gone on all these other adventures previously, we should be in the top 10 group of heroes in this city. Even a big city like this, we should at least be top 100. But we are finding out that as we are arriving in the city of Waterdeep, we have not gotten credit because another group of adventures has been going around claiming credit. Awesome. Our exploits to do a good adventure. We are going to be fighting a group of evil adventures who have been selected by me as your rivals. And they have been going around telling everyone that the dragon we all killed, no problem. We did that. You're welcome. They call themselves the doom raiders, which let's just establish not a cool name. We could probably do a lot better, but we haven't ever named our adventuring party yet. I just want to highlight a few names of famous adventuring parties. These are all AWL groups, by the way. And every one of these is in the top 100 adventures that we should be in. We've got the high rollers of Bundleton shout out, the new dragons, the wandering flame, the regulators, the worst boys of San Antonio, Chizokta Box, the hero. He's been waiting for a call out for about three years now. Sorry, Chizokta Box, the Dic takers, the rock hard doom raiders who have been recently promoted to the rock hard doom raiders that finish. So call out to the rock hard doom raiders that finish. But all of these adventuring parties have earned their esteem. Our adventuring party has been robbed of their glory by these doom raiders. Now while we're cooking on a team name, I will just introduce the doom raiders real quick. We have five mighty heroes here, but these are my heroes. First up, we've got Davel star song, their bard. So they have an evil bard in this group. And Davel star song is unfortunately a little bit of a pretty boy. He's an Elven bard. Do Orvin Bards do it for love of the music. This guy is clear like a pop star, wannabe celebrity type. And so Davel star song, real jerk. We've got Istrid Horn, who is the money bags of the operation. She is a cleric, actually, but she's a cleric not of the storm, but a cleric of greed. And so coins are her religion. And she goes around kind of like tricking people into giving her money. Sometimes she'll like get somebody to buy her like a VIP room and then invite a bunch of thugs or something like that. It's all kind of shenanigans. The doom raiders are up to, they're not well loved in this city. And so they get up to a lot of mischief. There's Schema weird bottle who is a no-nose wizard. Schema weird bottle is the spellcaster, the brains of the operation. And as a gnome, he is very much arrival to any other gnomes who try to master magic. Wizards have to study magic the hard way. Just want to highlight warlocks make deals with demons in order to get magic the cheap and easy way. So it's not a big bone to pick when it comes to warlocks, but warlocks are just kind of like get good. I don't know what to tell you. War enemies. I feel like I already respect this guy. Absolutely. 100%. I don't trust you at all. I mean listen to that name. How can you not? Schema weird bottle. I didn't pick these names also. These are all in D&D. So credit where credit is to you. Schema weird bottle. One of my favorite names of all time. Hank feels like he's going to drop us and team up with this guy. He was that way. You're a skemo guy. I think we should try and get Schema to our crew. She said he said he's the brains of the operations. Okay. It's a little bit. We can cut them at their core. Next up, we've got the muscle of the doom raider operation. We've got Tashel and Yafira. Tashel and Yafira a little bit of a muscle mommy a little bit tough, a little bit like able to swing a sword and wear some good armor. She has a lot of hit points. That's what makes her dangerous, but she's also a member of the city watch. She is a corrupt member of the city watch, which means if we go up and just start punch in her in the face, even the non corrupt members of the city watch are going to be like, I'm sorry, you can't be doing that. We have to like hold the line as it were. So dealing with Tashel and Yafira is going to be a little difficult. We have to be strategic in how we deal with it. She looks like she could just scoop me up and toss me around. She certainly could. Yeah, 100%. All right. Any fighters or paladins in our group would have their work cut out for them, dealing with Tashel and Yafira, but that also goes for any barbarians. It said that she could go toe to toe. I backed the blue one of us. So absolutely. What a hundred percent? Maybe you want to team up with her. Absolutely. What a hundred percent. Okay. And that leads to the fifth final and arguably most dangerous of all the doom raiders. This is Zeraj the hunter and the dangerous thing about Zeraj is he will usually find you before you find him. He's very stealthy. He moves across the rooftops of the city and most people don't know Zeraj is there until they see Zeraj's target. Get an arrow right through the chest. He's very much like lurch the guy who kills a certain character. Let's just say in fellowship of the ring and he is a deadly archer. He's also a paladin which means that Zeraj has the power to smite with his bow making him extra dangerous. If there's anyone on this team who could one shot one of us, it would be Zeraj. So we got to watch out for him unfortunately. He's very pepper from Sid and Prev. Ryan. He's a big star. Absolutely. He's very much sniper character. Absolutely. Okay. Now these guys, they're taking credit for what we did. 100 percent. They're going around telling everyone you're welcome for us killing that dragon. And people like you killed the dragon. They are like we certainly did. Now other adventuring parties have gotten their credit stolen by the doom raiders and they have confronted the doom raiders even. But anyone who's done that, he's either gone missing or turned up dead. So you can definitely go and try to talk with the doom raiders if you want, but it's pretty obvious. They're not just evil adventurers. They're like a crime syndicate in this city. They're the crime lords who run things in this city and they do not play fair. If people try to like confront them about their ill deeds, they end up just disappearing. So the name of this adventure is not go talk to the doom raiders and work it out peacefully. The name of this adventure is the doom raiders must die. And within this adventure, you're going to have to kill all five of them. And if you start picking them off, I start rolling to see if the other doom raiders catch on to what's going on. But we won't have time to rest. So whatever hit points and spell slots we have, we're going to have to get all five doom raiders with just those resources. Okay. So we need a name. We do need a name for our adventure party. We have never gotten a name for our adventure party. So this is a big decision. That's what I got to say. It's a team name. I've talked about my head maybe same five. Same five. I was thinking too. We could do a little confusion. We could be the boom raiders with double chunk chocolate chip. Yeah. We could be the what if we throw them off our scent and we're five Chinese women. I like that. I was thinking we also could like become like five Chinese women. I was thinking we could also throw them off the scent and be like the boy whispers. Oh, I don't mind that at all. Something like that where it's like who's going to like what do we care about the boy whispers. I like five Chinese women. Five Chinese boy whispers. That could work. Yeah. That could work. But female female boy whispers female Chinese boy whispers. What if it was what if it was six female Chinese. Oh, they're always be looking. Yeah. Yeah. And you label one two five six. Yeah. Three. Absolutely. So what are we? That's going to throw it. We're not going to have a fucking clue. Six female Chinese boy whispers. I love that. I love people hear that name and they go run for the hills. Never. A name that instills fear. Absolutely. Six female Chinese boy whispers is our adventuring party game. Fcbw. 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then we might be in for some more trouble okay so I what about two on one I then I'd say the odds are in your favor probably they're not that much higher level than you I think we got to figure out which one is gonna if we take one of them or kill one of them what's gonna like alert the other ones the most right what's gonna alert the other ones the least so Tim could you just give us like a quick run down bullet points to five different characters we got absolutely 100% you've got Davos star song he's the face of the operation okay so we don't want to go for any bars forget that and he the danger is has mind control magic some yeah keep in mind they're about bars you've got ischered horn she's the money bags and she wherever she is she'll have their money as well and she otherwise is a healer so if she links up with the other doom raiders just like our storm cleric she can heal them making them all very powerful oh right follow your money but hold on wait they don't have any money they're gonna be like where's our money yeah schema weird bottle is the least when it comes to hit points because he's a wizard wizards don't really have that many hit points your strong defenses in theory if we're gonna try to one shot kill one of the doom raiders he's the most likely to go down in a single round so he'll be the last don't really love him okay perfect so he'll be last wait wait wait wait wait wait what's going on with Hank Hank's been like wanting to clean us away for yeah you try it cock is straggd we're trying to figure this thing out and you're saying we want to keep schema a lot every time Tim talks about sticking we say for us good guy let's keep him around we got to trust this dude named schema bro where the female Chinese boy whisperer start acting like it six us sorry I like it I was all right it's all right it's all right it's all right it's all right and he's also the easiest to kill he's all these used to kill from the standpoint of if you get the jump on him he has released hit points but if he gets a turn he's smart and that means he will not even if he doesn't know he's outnumbered stick around for a fight he would much rather use magic to escape and if he gets the chance he will go and alert all the other doom raiders that they are under attack right now so it's a high risk high reward okay okay now the toughest two are zeroes and tashlin they both have a ton of hit points zeroes is particularly hard to find and we'll start getting riled up as we pick off the doom raiders that's when he might show up to back them up tashlin is hanging out with the city watch so we know where she is but she also has a lot of hit points it will be tough to take down and if you can't kill a cop kill a cop one out there it's coming from you five stars yeah that's second the last guy we got to kill him because he's he hides in the shadows so they won't even know he's gone yeah but he just said that if we kill if we kill one and the other two he'll come out of the shadows you don't want to see right that's why we got to kill him first how do we find him he's in the shadows I we got everyone look at everyone look at your ability city watch but if you get the jump on him you will live in a kitchen commit a crime so she comes to us no but I'm saying okay so just hear me out miss me there a fella I think that I think it's down to two I think we either got to kill like that like that but the risk is he can run away and tell everybody and tell everyone or this guy seems like he's never around so if he we kill him they won't even know that he's dead but how do we we can't find them but tell us how to find everyone look at your your skills see if somebody has this is a very good point yeah you use skills to try to maybe locate people who we don't know where they are keep in mind the doom raiders don't know we're coming yet they know they've ripped off a lot of adventuring parties right if they see heroes they might get a little worried but they're not going to be like that's the guy trying to kill me so we have time to gather information before he seems like the biggest loner of the group so if we pitch it pick him off and he's the hardest one of the hardest to kill so if we kill off the one of the hardest to kill who's a loner the other four knocking at they're gonna be like oh where's our fucking sniper dude aha we killed him first idiots and how old that we're not gonna have time to heal right correct how would you draw out a sniper how would you expect that's what we have to ask Tim for how would you attract a sniper to come try to find I got an idea we kill the we kill someone else first and then he comes to work defend them and then we kill him you want to get sniped well he said we could one shot potentially schema so yeah I don't think we don't know without like one of the other people what about the girl what if we get silent trade wind naked cover him in honey and have him run through the town square you think this night that would make the town watch come get him he's he's he's sneaky that would be so that would be so abrupt and so naked that he would be my startle head true true true true true with that much honey what if we painted a target on Hank's back and had like with a bullseye on might be so take it if he's bored he might want to do target let's put an apple on Hank's head yeah oh yeah it's an archer yeah why don't we do it on zaxx head you know mom didn't love you that's what she told you we got different combos from mom our group chats like vastly different she texted his morning she texted this morning she's not I got love you son have a day I got have fun catching the doom raiders yep be safe safe don't don't let's uh loud trade winds keep cover you in honey and have you run naked down this he always does to my question yeah these guys the five that were going up against the doom raiders do they have a current mission or a target or an enemy that they're actively looking for not that we know of but if you were to look around and ask ground you might be able to find out what they're interested in what they might be up to right now potentially okay you as a bard would be uniquely suited for that since you have a persuasion that would be the skill for gathering information from the locals in water deep I think we got to figure out what our strategy is going to be is it either one try to draw them out or two try to pick them off one by one without alerting the other ones I think we got to try to pick them off right it's the smart move I think and then eventually we get when we have the numbers on our side then we can draw off the other one have a third strategy I agree I like that second one I think better we could we could also try to find out who they're currently beefing with yeah and then do a fake alliance with that group and so now we double the size of our true team and we can team up against the doom raiders or we kill someone in that group and then blame on the doom raiders on that I love that Hank sorry or like so we yeah we start we start a war we start a war and let them just fight kill each other but we need to plant evidence on the person we kill yeah should we find one of the doom raiders take something from them without killing them oh I got it what if we get what if we kill one of the rival gangs okay and cover them in honey and they'll be like oh that must have been silent silent trade wind that's what we don't want that's his calling card oh yeah that's right that's what we don't want shit we need to find one of these guys hangouts there so we all we do we have any money on us you certainly have money yeah you just if you don't want to give and and and put put some money on them and be like oh no that wouldn't work did we know anything that they these guys the doom raiders carry around do they have like anything that identifies them yeah they've they've got like little like amulets and stuff that are unique their weapons are unique to them bits of their armor would be unique to them for sure what about is there a rival group that has anything that we that of note there are definitely rival gangs you definitely already know about one gang called the zanathars guild who is the local thieves guild of water deep apparently the doom raiders have been crouched into their territory so you do know they have rivals so the they are what what's their like calling card the zanathars guild rivals it's a circular symbol with 10 lines coming off of it like a 10 pointed star almost okay so maybe we kill schema and then put that 10 thing on them it would make all the doom raiders really mad at the zanathars right maybe go right yeah we even like trace in the dirt around them right because I think we got to kill one of the doom raiders yeah and then put pin it on the rivals and the thars guys yeah that's a good idea yeah that idea at all no what if we ever need I just think if we're gonna do it and we do schema it's like all the they all hate them so like they're not gonna be mad he's dead they're gonna kind of there they're not gonna go to war for schema so then who should we kill the girl or do we kill the money guy in the robin of all the money and that's emo just to do it yeah let's just do it what about the what about the money guy because then if we rob them the money it's like well this was clearly a robbery what if we don't want them to think it was robbery as we want them to think that it was it was rival we could do we could do the circle thing and then be like yeah they robbed them of his money because the the circle guys they they like money yes zanathars guild probably of any target would want to go after the money what if we hot swap and leave them with fake money and they don't know their money's gone till they go to use it I like the idea killing schema leaving a calling card behind pinning it on somebody else because schema seems like an easy target yeah and we want to get a practice kill under a belt right right yeah we need a chip also can't one of us do can't one of us like morph into a different character that was the druid who is no longer in the group right now yeah damn it max you fucked up okay yeah we you could you could always call in hippo maximum all right if you want to I think we I think we I think we kill schema yeah I agree and then we fucking carve into his forehead the circle thing a thing of a jig yeah something you'll never be able to take off right right I'll even say that if max gives the thumbs up I will let hippo max mis come into do a move I certainly wanted hippo max mis to be able to turn into a positivity rabbit that is an ability that he would have so if you wanted to do that I mean what what if we have hippo max mis turn into one of the zanaphores guys and then go kill him schema because then it's the perfect crime yeah if you read the zanathars if it if in if in if schemo survives he'd be like well it's actually the zanathars not the the Chinese women women uh boy was first oh six of us now oh my god fuck oh shit absolutely the secret animal member yep all right do we have a plan no okay they do feel good about uh stealing our credibility on slaying the other beast if if we ever need to get them together we could throw like a celebration for them yeah okay we're the city would like to celebrate you as as uh as try and fit soldiers and then we just ambush maybe do we even need to kill him can we just beast off oh okay here we wait Zach just said something interesting okay fall fall long see if we can fall along here because I I don't even know if I can fall long max pretends to be a zanathor right he have him kill schema and then do the whole thing where he does a circle thing then we take max and we hand him over to the cop lady and we're like we found the guy who killed schema get the reward yeah and they're like oh thank god and we also got to get justice and then we start picking them off we get we get the cop lady out and then we kill her yeah because we're like here we have your guy come meet us we we're gonna turn them in and then we fucking jump and then it'll be five versus three yeah if we save max no max can die it would be an honorable death max but we can save you yeah we can save you we can try to save you we'll do our best we try our best I like that plan okay let's get to five you gotta find this guy absolutely gonna find schema and then we'll have hippo max will miss kill him as a zanathor I will also point out it might be who best have more than one of us going after schema all together we can take schema down so hippo max must can be in on that but I don't know I don't know if maximum one shot schema before he escapes so should we split up and then get back together one of us find that makes complete sense we could go around gathering information in theory I do have to say anyone with persuasion read the best at finding out schemas location so I'll I'll kill schema because I have persuasion I can take all right so the three of us wait Hank how much persuasion do you have a lot but I got strength plus a plus a bunch plus what at least two plus okay I'm plus six so I should so yeah yeah I don't mean pfd or both two plus persuasion you're I don't think that Hank should be alone yeah no I'll go with you pfd and we'll bring hippo max Zach and I will stay with Hank yeah perfect okay keep an eye on him all right we'll go ahead and just put a little honey on him okay we can do that yeah I'm gonna pour honey on you can't we do an organic process yeah yeah okay it's good stuff okay like farmers market like mm-hmm straight from the hive I like that all right your mom not tell you that you're allergic donny oh that's right she did she did take me to the doctor's office and did I would you test I don't know she ever scheduled her appointment is it time to eat honey you can just kind of like whatever indigestion you get just like heal it basically mom's boy it was home cook meals are different I wouldn't know especially around cleric day I was eating with the fucking walls cleric day was sick yeah slide all right we got a plan absolutely and Wayne it sounds like you're gonna be trying to find schemas location is gonna go with you yeah yeah so what's up Hank why are you shaking your head no nothing sorry yeah it feels like there's some words going on the same page I don't know I don't know if Hank had any like insight to this adventure beforehand or if you just out of nowhere developed a random love for this one character scheme which is probably way weirder are you caught no okay do you have a history with chemo you might have to what we should do pft is we should we should get schema like on the brink of death and make Hank kill schema to prove one of us he's one of us yeah all right so who should I talk to in this town doctor and there's local taverns you can pop into there's town square you'd be able to mark it wherever you want to go there any football games going on right now there is a glider arena is the main there's chat out there's also a glider absolutely match up yeah big match up 100% at the champions arena you are seeing a big match up going on right now lots of people talking in the crowd you think you even hear some people talking about the local criminal elements like the doom raiders you could listen to you know in conversations with persuasion but you could chat people up with sorry with perception if you want to chat people up that's persuasion you're better at that yeah I'd like to chat somebody up maybe in the tailgate section outside people get loose before the match 100% I want to yeah the biggest tent that they got there I want to go in I want to find the guy that's running that show and then I want to chat him up absolutely 100% there's like a red barbie a gladiator team and like a lot of guys painted in red and stuff so you're not absolutely able to go talk to them 100% okay only a d20 plus six I think you said plus six plus six for persuasion let's see how this goes that's not a good role oh no how do we do on their first role it's somebody say it's the worst that you can do is it an actual one on our first role is that right okay with a natural one something bad is going to have it we have started on a exciting day up yeah at the moment I'm going to say you are alone at least in this particular tailgate section three times right okay oh the dice need to warm up a little bit today it seems like we're starting a little cold what we're not going to do is we're not going to do our own rules just to see what big head big head made me I should see if we had taken Hank and said to you fat trade when made me you bet now Wayne I'm going fat trade win what's your loud trade win unfortunately Wayne with a natural one it's worse than you not getting information these tailgators have gotten really rowdy unfortunately and they start challenging whether you really know about their favorite glider and they will you know his favorite move and they start spinning this sword above their head and they really do in the norm reckless attack right now do you want with your bonus action to try to talk these guys down do you want to try to run out of here what would you like to do to try to avoid this guy who's about to swing a sword dangerously close okay can he can he do an action where he like says something yeah I'm an action to see if you can say are you ready like to get a chant going right well I know that maybe I just start to going oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh 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A two. Okay, but twice is good. Yes. Double. It's getting better. It's getting better. The Kyle pits of rolls. Yes. You do get one more roll. That's what advantage means. So that was how your chant was going. They're still bearing down upon you. But now the crowd's joining in. Let's see if the crowd helps. I don't want us to die right away. No way. Yes. 20. Let's go. Absolutely. And as these fans are like closing it on you with the sword, they're almost getting caught up in the chant and all the sudden from around two different corners, all these tailgators in face paint come around. They've joined in the chant and they start almost mashing against the guys who are trying to cause a fight with you. You're getting picked up and carried around in this crowd right now. Wayne, you're a star at the moment. And I'd say with the critical hit, what did you want to do with this opportunity? You could now get people to answer your question. We're skiing all. Yeah. Yeah, totally. What if I just said like I want to invite up on stage, my very good friend, Schemo. Yeah, even though you never met him ever, but to try to draw him out. Yeah, of course. And I've got the crowd going the energy like who doesn't want to get up on that stage right then? You're right. I'm a little Schemo's die with this. Hey, can you put your penis away? It's weird me out a little bit. Interesting. Suddenly as you try to go, I want my friend Schemo to be here right now. I want him to come out and come up on stage with me. And they're almost like lifting you up onto the field of the gladiatorine at this point. You suddenly notice that peaking from around one of the pillars of the stadium in the stands. A little nomish figure watching. Very suspiciously right now. Do you wave him over to you or you got to sit. Tell him we got free tickets. You're the winner of the. Yeah, yeah, take a giveaway from the black. Maximus has the free tickets. You just got to go right around this corner. Yeah. Roll me a deception check real quick. Okay, deception check. Is that D20? D20. It's a four time. Oh, but I do have a deception bonus. Plus eight. Plus eight. Oh, plus eight. And you said what number? Four. Four. I was looking for a 15 or higher. You see Schemo disappear behind the pillar. And just as you think, aw man, I lost him. He's closer to you and peaking over the seats to look at you. But he won't come up on like the stage with you yet. But he's in the stands right now. You have eyes. Don't worry. At the moment. No, I'm going to roll him into initiative. See when he's going to go. Okay, noted. So that's one, two, three, four. And then Schemo's going to go. We've got more people who get to go before Schemo does. Who would like to go next in that case? Um, I think Norm will know I should see it. But see that right? For when we get Schemo alone. Because then I'll just fucking smash his skull. At the moment you see him. And I assume you almost signal to anyone else who's there that you can see him. But you're not alone. I think we got to get hit. Oh, Max must be like, Hey, Schemo. We got we got tickets for you. And you're going to be part of the halftime show. Just come with me. Uh, he can try a persuasion check. But uh, Drew darn famously good at persuasion. That's what I will say. We need Hank. We're not we're with Hank. Can you hang it? I'm so aware. Good. Yeah. I would say they're all kind of on the end at this stage in the adventure. You could be like whistling and calling over. Let's go. Get to work. All right. D 20. You're going to tell him that we got. We got to decide what to do. Do you have deception? By the way, I think. Of course. You got to tell him we got tickets. Uh, I have intimidation. You have intimidation. I have persuasion. Persuasion is probably a better investigation. Yeah, you said you have persuasion plus two or plus three. Plus three. There we go. All right, tell him we got tickets. And he's going to be part of the halftime show. Okay. Absolutely. Go ahead and roll me a D 20 plus three. There's no way that works on anybody. You get a pretty good number on this. Come on, I will say. It's 20 good. Oh, he's just fine. He looks at you and you goes, well, I suppose free tickets. It's hard to turn that down. Wait a minute. Do I know you? And with a critical hit, he doesn't know who you are. And you would ever store you tell him right now. He's going to believe who are you presenting yourself as early? I'm presenting myself as like a high school college like friend. Like kind of like friend of friend, but like, you know, we knew each other 15, 20 years ago. Wait a minute. We go to blackstamp a cat. Yeah, yeah. Are you a wizard? I apologize not to insult you, but I got kind of warlock vibes. One of those cheaters, those magical hackers who try to get magic the quick and easy way. I apologize for my assumptions. You're a wizard like myself. But we're both warlocks actually, right? Oh, but he's a wizard actually. I already need magic. So he views warlocks as being like cheaters almost. But if you tell him you went to blackstamp academy, he'll think you're a wizard like him. Yep. I had to drop out, but yeah. Apologies. I think I rushed for you now from classes. Yes. Sing the blackstamp academy fight song. We're staff. We're staff. Fan were wizards. That was it. Yeah. You did it. You did it. You did it. Absolutely. You do. He starts to sing the song with you. Yeah, yeah. You know all the words. I'm impressive, impressive. Well, I'm a little concerned because it seems and he points at the stage. It seems like there's some people who want to get my attention a little bit. Um, you know, I'm a popular guy. You know that is not true, but he says, uh, I, I, uh, I suppose they're just maybe fans of my work. I, I run a local potion shop here nowadays. I hope things are going just as well for you. It's been quite lucrative. The sort of potions I get involved in, but uh, you know, it's a business. It's a living. Um, how about yourself? Can I say I just came from somewhere else. I used to, I worked in potions for a long time and I'm actually looking for work. Maybe try and, you know, get a job on the inside. He kind of smugly says, well, I'm actually looking for more help. I have some very loyal shopkeepers, but they're only two of them right now. And then let's just say I could use ones with a little more skill and proficiency when it comes to potion brewing. I can show you my shop if you like or we can enjoy the show here. What would you prefer? Let's go to the, uh, no, I gotta convince them for the halftime show, right? You can, uh, definitely convince them to come up for the halftime show if you want. Let's kill them in the shop. This guy will be alone. He'll be alone in the shop. Although he's mentioning his two shopkeepers as well. But that's a lot less people than are in the stadium right now. So shop. Yeah, then we can take me to the candy shop. Absolutely. He takes you to what is called the city of the dead district. The graveyard district of Waterdeep. And because you are a warlock, you know this automatically. There is a number alone right now, right? I'm alone. You are it walking the streets. So not completely alone, but there's long stretches of time when it's just you in schema. For sure. In case there's anything you want to do. I got you bro. It would only be ski. I have a bad feeling about the health of the city. I'm with you. I'm behind you, but I can't be seen. Got it. All right. It is clear that you know in the city of the dead district, Necromancy is illegal in the city. And there is a very good reason why schema would set up a potions shop here. He's selling potions to illegal Necromancers. You're pretty sure. And as he brings you into this three story tower in the ground level. First thing you get is a little illusory tingling. It goes off that would have alerted anyone who tried to let's say sneak in or anything like that. So you know there's an alarm in his shop and you see two guys in plague doctor masks. When stirring a potion called her and once assembling potions behind the shop counter and they go, oh, hey, schema. How's it going and lift up their mask? He says, whatever buzz off guys and he's very rude to his employees, but you notice they have a little tattoos that they're not trying to hide from you of the winged snake of the Xen Taram, the crime syndicate that the do. Raiders are a part of their in on his criminal schemes with him. So schema then leads you up the spiral staircase to the second floor, which is all a workshop. And then he says, I do a lot of my business meetings up here and he leads you to his bedroom. He said it was for business meetings. He's obviously not trying anything right now, but you do notice two balconies that have glass doors leading out to them. They're the only way in or out of this third floor. It seems so there's windows on the second floor and you're all alone. You can say like, hey, let's stay downstairs or let's stay in the workshop, but he's completely alone and not with an audio range while he's on the top floor right now. And he says, so let's talk business. Did you want to do anything else in your turn or like you've gotten him alone now? Should I try to attack him right now or try to write? No, I don't want to do that yet. I would like to roll history. I think we try and butter him up as much as we can to get as much information as we need. I love that. In fact, that would be a persuasion or history check. You could use history because he's very chatty about history or arcana or you could use persuasion, which is best for you. I have a lot of persuasion. Yeah, relax or usually very charismatic. More charismatic than they are smart. But I have five plus history. Oh, what's our canter than I thought when 100% what's our canter? Arcana is knowledge of magical stuff like potion crafting. That's the main thing you would want to talk about. All right, so let's do that. Arcana. I got plus. D20 plus five then. 14 plus five is 19 total. Schema was going to spill at least two solid pieces of information while you're talking to him. Now that could be about potions. He would even show you one of his best potions right now, considering a lot of his potions are not labeled. That might be to your advantage, but you could also ask him for information about the other doom raiders. He starts to mention co-workers of his that he has that he doesn't get along with very well, but they're in a different line of business than potions and he chuckles to himself like he's hinting at the fact that they're criminals. You could ask about the doom raiders or his potions or whatever you want. Let's go doom raiders. We got this guy's going to be dead soon. His potions don't matter. Absolutely. He kind of mentions people in his organization who are strong, who are smart, who did you, was there anyone you want to ask about in particular or just ask for a random piece of information? That's not about the girl. What's up with her? Is she single? The strong warrior woman or the cleric who's the money bags of the operation. Warrior woman. Warrior woman absie goes, oh, Tashlin, Tashlin's such a meathead. She doesn't think at all. She just has a lot of fun fighting people, you know, sometimes she, she's a city watch member. Yes, and in that sense, she has to act respectable. But off hours, she's always slugging it out, drinking with the other soldiers, getting in fights with them occasionally, sometimes hooking up with the other members of the city watch. She gets her own private bedroom in the barracks from what I understand. So she's somewhat high ranking, but other than that, an easily manipulatable member. That's what I like about her. I get along great with Tashlin because she's easy to trick. Sorry, I got really cool handcuffs too, right? Absolutely. It's true. Yeah, absolutely. I like that, but he knows that there's guardsmen who do. Do you have another question? Does he have another question? He certainly do, yes. Ask about the fucking guy we can't find. The sniper. Where's he hanging out? Okay. Good ask about it. Like, we don't know where he is. I don't think he's going to know, but what's that? Nothing schema. I guess we can find out. So you ask him about Xerage and Peticia? But like, why would I ask about that? Like, who else? You got any cool snipers? Yeah. You ask about cool snipers. Yeah, maybe I say, I do potions, but I used to be in the military as a Bowman. Yeah. Yeah. As soon as you see it. Where can I go to train? Absolutely. He perks up a little bit and goes, well, I know one guy, but you don't want to train with him. He's very, very secretive and completely gives you an opening to ask about what do you mean? Oh, no. And you ask that question. Schemo knows more than the average bear, but he tells you all I really know for sure about where this archer lives is a, well, I never see him off the rooftops. So I can't say no exactly where he lives, but I would suggest looking around the rooftops of the tallest buildings in the city. In fact, and he pulls out this map of the city and you see he's circled two locations. He points at a clock tower and a tall warehouse and he goes, I've whittled it down to where his attacks take place. He must live at one of these two locations. That's the best I can give you. So you've got two possible Schemo locations, the clock tower and the warehouse that is by the docs apparently. Are we in Texas? That feels like the two most likely places for people in Texas to hide if they're a sniper. Very possible. Absolutely. Okay. Should I come in? Yeah. In theory, that would have been your whole turn and then Erlec. So good turn. You got some valuable information. Another quick break from Dungeons and Dragons. Talk to me about Pepsi, Zach. You are finally up. It is our final Pepsi challenge and we're doing it. Thank you to Pepsi for sponsoring Pepsi Super Bowl 60 spot brings light to a similar phenomenon of discovery and truth. The Pepsi paradox, the idea that when labels and bias disappear, cold drinkers prefer the taste of Pepsi, a phenomenon that blind taste tests have repeatedly proven in the 2025 revival of the Pepsi challenge, 66% of participants agreed Pepsi zero sugar tastes better than Coca Cola zero sugar Pepsi wins on taste. Sometimes you have to flip your world upside down to discover what's been right there. The entire time Zach, are you ready for the Pepsi challenge? 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And that is the Pepsi is challenged, presented by Pepsi. And now we're going back to Tim Woods. Who would like to go next? I think I got to come in, right? And I have two guys down there. Yeah, but they're, they're posties, right? Like they're not. There are two shopkeepers who seem like pretty weak. Erlich would have even been able to size up their low level wizards. Like so they're really easy to one shot kill. Okay. They're also not. There's also a balcony. There's a balcony. So I'm thinking what I got to do is I got to get up there. Fred Warner stuff. We got a fucking, oh, I could, oh, I could, could I climb? You could climb. I could call people. I have a giant moth that could take you. Yeah. That's true. Oh, no, or if you want to climb. No, I'm not like a drone to find the other guy. The other guy. Yeah, yeah. And so you can mind as a moth the size of a horse. So it's not noticeable, but it can carry people, which is cool, what's cool about it. Okay, so let's get up there. Moth or climb. What's your call? Well, the moth would I have to use a role on the moth? The moth would automatically get you up there, but Schemo would know you're there right away. To be fair, your name is loud. Trade wind. It doesn't sound like you're trying to be stealthy. So what if we don't go up to the balcony? You go up to the roof above the balcony and then come down. Yeah. Okay. That's a good call. So let's do that. I think what I want to do is I want to, I want to tackle Schemo, carve the thing in his forehead and then throw him off the balcony to look like. So it's very public that he was killed. Do you know what I mean? Everyone's like, oh my god, you got thrown off a balcony. Absolutely. And then everyone's like, who did it? Is the balcony high enough to kill him or do you go? Are we going to have to beat him to an inch of his life? Okay. Yeah. Want to other four people then get scared? They might think that he did it himself. No, we're going to do it in a car. The Xanaphore thing in them. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Premed his anithars in their old frame, direct their attention there. Okay. So I'm up on the, I'm up on the roof. This moth silently lands you. A loud trade wind on to formerly north onto the roof of Schemo's three story tower potion shop. And you can see the balcony right there. Just roll me 1d20 and as long as you roll moderately well, you'll be getting the jump on Schemo. This is a stealth check, but a much augment. How do we do? Three. Now you have a plus two on this. And the number I was looking for was five or higher. You just barely are getting the jump on Schemo. This is very much like getting the 50, 50 jack. Yes. You just barely got it. Finally, you are landing on the balcony and Schemo is turning in slow motion in your direction. Like what the fuck? But as you barrel through the wall, you can rage. I'm a rage action. And then you get two, not one, but two attacks. Your first attack can just be wailing on him. And I must ask, does loud trade wind go reckless? Oh, yeah, you know I will. Sure not to damage his head. We have to carve it. Yeah, that's right. I want to fuck it. I want to just, yeah, yeah, fuck it. Yeah, absolutely. Schemo lets out a scream as you come barreling through. No, I'm going to ask you not to roll twice because you're reckless. Roll three times because you're reckless and you're getting a surprise. And the highest of the three? Highest of the three. Exactly right. 19. He hard to beat that, but let's just see if you get a 90 20. 10. Two. Two. Okay, so we'll take the 19 plus whatever is certainly enough. You hit Schemo as hard as you can with your great axe. That is going to be the D12 then. A D12, I believe. Plus. Oh, sorry. Norm, use a great sword, not a great axe. It's going to be 2D6's. That's even better. You roll the D6 two times. Okay. And plus six. One is not great. Five. So six plus six is going to be 12 damage on Schemo. This is when you are finding out you have just a single strike taken out exactly one third of Schemo's health. Schemo has 24 left out of his 36 hit points, but you get a second attack. Here's the decision you have to make with your second attack. Are you going to hit him again or are you going to pick him up and throw him over the edge? If I throw him hard enough, can I kill him? I think it might be enough from three stories. Who would throw him and deal 3D6 damage. The sword would deal two, actually, sorry, it would be 46 for throwing him from this story. But if you hit him with the sword, it's 2D6 plus six. Norm, I think you should attack him again before throwing him. And then we make, hey, throw him off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we carve the thing in his head. Yeah, yeah. Okay, all right. Good call. So let's catch it. Go ahead and roll two times now. You've lost the element of surprise, but you're still reckless. Six. Sorry, that's the damage, and I'll take that first six, but roll me the D20 to see if you hit. Eight. Eight. Roll one more time. You have advantage on this. Nine. Ooh, here's the thing, Norm, with a nine. What? Plus seven, being a 16. That should hit Schemo, except as you are swinging towards him, you see him putting up his hands. When you attacked him the first time, you had seen Maid's armor flare up around him, but you carved right through that Maid's armor. It was protecting him, but not that much. He has Maid's armor still, and then also throws up a shield spell. The shield spell brings up his armor class to an even 20, meaning that that 16 is not quite a hit. And he goes, ping-bong, as he kind of dies behind the shield a little bit, and starts weaving around and trying to avoid your attack. Can't get me, can't get me, and you know what he's already starting to do. He starts to wave a hand in front of his face, and he's starting to turn invisible before your very eyes. And I am sorry to say that if you can't get to him before he turns invisible, he's definitely going to get out if you try to alert the other doom rays. Six. Loud tradewind, that was your great action bonus. That was a great plot. Yeah, another one of us gets to go and then schema gets to go right after the strongest someone get in here. I'm a paladin. But he's invisible. He's about to be he's not there yet. He is not invisible yet. We're outside. We didn't go up on the roof. Yeah, but you the horse will get you back up there. If you roll for your mouth, I'll see if your moss can dive down, pick you up and carry you up there. It would have to roll pretty well though. Does the moth have any air to ground capabilities? Like could we put a fire bomb on its wings and try to fly over and? Do we want to burn the whole potion shop down? Oh, you would send a message. Then a message, but I don't know what potions are in there. What if it's a huge explosion? Those guys are in there are balls. I'll die. That would kind of kick ass. I'll die. I think Hank would have wanted it that way. Yeah, before who will die? Okay, maybe not bomb them. Maybe let's could burn it down. Maybe not burn the whole thing down. I want to kill both these guests. How many exits are there in this place? Let's just wait outside of the door. Here is a front door. It's invisible. There's a back door and then just stand right in front of it. He can't walk through us. Before he gets invisible. Do you guys have any weapons? Is there an archer? Do we have any archer? Could we raid the potion shop? We don't have any like see the invisible. There's no potions that are like I can now view you guys can view invisible people. They are like definitely posted. We got some juices in there, right? In visibility if you can find them. Do we feel good about finding? Maybe. Or do we still blow it up? I'm down for whatever you guys want to do. I'll die for this squad. We can't lose two again. We can't do that. We can't do that. We should have one shot. You can lose one of us if one of us survived. There's got to be a way we make it out, boys. Every time. I like that. What if you can't die? I know. I tell mom. She won't fucking care. Silent raid when you make the decision. We can't lose any good men this early. We got to figure out an alternative route. So. Do we get you up there with the moth? We could try to roll that. Hands feel hot. Yeah. Can the moth go kamikaze? Oh. Crash in through the building. The moth can attack. Yes. I would give it the same attack. Why don't you hop on the moth and go moth attack you attack? That could work. If you're a true believer in the mission. Can the moth just go pick him up? What if I gave you a thousand versions if it goes poorly? That's a good deal. The moth can definitely dive in there and either attack him or pick him up. If you want the moth to dive down and pick you up, I would have you roll to see if it can do that in time. So sure. I have a moth grab him and bring him up in the air. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. That's a cheer. Let's do it. Yeah. Okay. Obviously. The moth comes diving in like in through the balcony. Because it's so big. And I am going to roll for Schemo to see how well Schemo evades the moth. This is a contested roll we're going to do. Schemo only got a six. Your moth would have a plus three on this. So roll me a D20 and just get a six or higher, a three or higher on the die is going to get you there. 16. 16. Yeah. Let's go. The moth is able to grab. Oh, no. And not only grab him, but grapple him so that he's now having trouble moving his arm. And he's having trouble moving his arms and spellcasting. It can fly him out to either I'd say with that roll, bring him down to the ground where you are or have him hover in the air. And you can like do whatever you want. Boys. You guys got to decide. Let's bring him up high. Absolutely. You could then just have him let go. That's a free action. That would also be a great way to draw out the sniper. Yeah. The sniper is going to try to shoot that moth out of the air. You're right. Yeah. All right. We will bring him up high. Absolutely. You bring him up high. I'd say at this point, roll to see how far your moth can go in terms of gaining some height. You're definitely at 46 damage right now. But let's see if you can get any higher. Yeah. Seven. Seven. Okay. You're not, I'd say that gets you with a plus three. That's a 10. One more dice. Roll me five D6s as he drops Schemo from the sky and splat onto the ground. Schemo is not able to reduce that damage at all. Can I ask a question real quick? To what's your name again? Wayne. Wayne. Yeah. Is that F-16? No. That's an F-35 too. Come on. Okay. Actually, it's a moth. It's a light. Oh, shit. It looks like an F-35 from the box. They only have the one engine and I thought the tail was the engine. Understandable. First roll is a two. Two. Okay. Second roll is a four. All right. We're up to six. Six. Okay. Four. Sixteen. Six. Yes. All right. Twenty-two more damage is gonna bring Schemo up to 34 out of 36 damage. He literally has two hit points left. He's about to still turn invisible as he splats on the ground. Except that was your moths turn. You still have your turn, Greg. And you can do two attacks on your turn. His shield is still running. All you got to do is hit him once. Let's go. I'm wearing car. Carve him car. Carve him car. Carve him car. We forgot to carve. We just filled that out. We can carve him post. Yeah, true, true, true. I want to crush his sternum with my boot. Yes. Absolutely. You can do it. You can kill him with just an on-arm strike. So just roll me a D20. See if you hit him with your boot. Fifteen. Fifteen is enough with your, you have at least a plus six on your attack bonus. You hit his armor class of twenty. No problem. You bring your boot down upon his shield. Crushing through the like bubble of shield magical energy. You crush through the mage armor cod piece that was protecting him. And then just smush his sternum completely. He goes, oh no! And absolutely passes out unconscious. If you carve into his head, he will be dead at that point. That's true. Or you could leave him unconscious, I guess. But you could kill him and carve into your head with the final attack if you would like to. I'm a bit brutish. I worry about my artistry. Yes. Roll me a D20 to see how good a job you do carving. It's a 12. It's a 12. I'm going to say that's enough. It is recognizable as the Xanathar's guilds symbol. And sure enough, as you do this with your final attack, I'm just going to roll to see if we notice anybody else on their way. Okay, no. No. Okay, one second. All right. Okay, it looks like you're noticing that there is a little bit of a commotion pretty far away in the city. It looks like an armored, dwarven woman is on her way toward us. Great. Right. And she hasn't noticed us yet. Yeah. She hasn't noticed anything. But if we skiddle right now, she'll find the body of schema with this carving in her head. She has several thugs with her as well. I feel like this is perfectly just we actually wait and we say, dude, the farther guys came and they fucking fucked your guy up. We're also right in front of a potion shop if we want to get invisibility. Yeah. When her daughter is done. Yeah. So he's dead. Schema said, you know, he's dead now. Congratulations. But one, two, three, four. Pretty good plan, huh? Pretty good. Absolutely. We could not have done that without you. That was a great plan. Mission accomplished. Mission accomplished. Now, silent trade, when you're up next, that means schema would have gone now, but he's dead. So he doesn't get to go silent trade, when you could loot the potion shop just before Istredhorn gets here or you could dedicate your turn to doing something else up to you. So we've marked out one. We've got four more boys to whisper. Is that where we're at? Yeah. And I wonder the only thing I'm wondering is should we. Should we stick around and be like, hey, we saw everything. We're happy to give a statement and then have the the woman cop bring us in and then we kill her there. That's a good idea at the station. Yeah. So corrupt. She's a corrupt police officer. They'll all be happy that she's dead. I think that are. We're also corrupt. This lady that's coming up, she's going to see the dead guy and she's going to because she loves money, right? She's probably going to go into the store to try to take the money knowing that the guy's dead. So maybe we could try to trap her in there and then blow it up and then we blow it up. Blow it up. And we also get all the potion before she gets there. She is a follower of the God of greed. It would be wild if she didn't try to go in and loot. Like that is a very good point. Do this shop will fucking blow up with one match. Now how do we get her to loot? How do we get her into this? She will. She seems like she's probably going to get automatically saved that. Please understandable. Also, I feel obliged to let you know that you could definitely go in, loot the shop on your own if you wanted or set yourself up to in terms of explosions. What you're trying to do is as an explosion, you have two spells, Thunder Wave, which is like the Fusser Rodan Skyrim, or you blast a bunch of people back, knock a bunch of potions over or Shatter, which is even bigger, causes a huge explosion that would take out one of the three floors and make a pick. Put a bomb in there, you're the bomb. Put a bomb in there. We might have to put a bomb in there. We might have to get this potion shop finito. How do you? 100%. You are essentially a living bomb. You can cast spells that create bombs and I'd even say is a bonus action if you wanted to look around for particularly explosive or flammable potions, you could do that. I would like to do a quick little potion sweep, you know, looking for some explosive and maybe some to know throwing the satchel for later if we need them. 100%. 100%. Now as you enter the potion shop, you're going in at the ground level. Is that right? That is correct. I'm going to ground level. That's where the inventory is at. That's where we make the biggest boom. Bingo. Skimos employees are still there and I'm just going to make sure. One of them is like, I thought I heard something upstairs, but not enough that they're going to go bother schema. So they say, let us know if we can help you looking around the shop right now. Go ahead and roll me an investigation or persuasion check a D20 plus if you have either of those skills. This is huge. Okay, we're at a 16 on the 16. Absolutely. Plus do you have the persuasion skill or perception? I am armed with perception on seven. You have a plus seven on the 15. Let's go. Absolutely. So 16 plus seven. That's a 23. You're going to find if you can find up to three different big potions, but if you want them all to be explosive potions, I will absolutely allow that. You're finding whole shelves of explosive potions that if you detonate this floor, you are absolutely going to cause a chain reaction that will bring the whole tower down upon everyone on the first floor. You think two of the two of the three of these massive potions could knock that out? I'd actually say yes. So you can get what other post? Okay, boys. So we got two explosive potions that are going to blow this thing down. Take the whole place out as long as you cast a shatter spell on this floor. Okay. I would like to cast a shatter. Absolutely. Do you want to cast it now or do you want to ready to cast it as soon as a ready? You got to waste your time. You should walk in. I would like to ready. Silent trade winner. Are you trying to hide that you are casting this spell so the shopkeepers don't know about it? Oh, certainly. This is covert. Is a covert spell. That's cool. Roll me a D20. I'm going to say you have a plus five on this. Since you're silent trade win, I'm giving you still. Okay, we got a 17 on five. 22 in all. Absolutely is enough. No one notices, but you're getting a shatter spell ready behind when the shelves just blow this whole floor the fuck up. You can pick one more potion abs. Down, boys. Okay. So we have, look, we're browsing on the shelves. There's an invisibility potion and there's a mind control potion. Which one are we going with? Literally both of those potions are present here. I love how creative you got. I was going to say those same exact two potions. I'm actually kind of spooked out that you knew that those two ones were there. You got a mind control. You got mind reading. You got invisibility. You got sea invisibility. You have a potion of climbing and healing. Those are the big ones. What do we think makes the most sense for the inventory? Kind of like mind reading. Mind reading, I think, would do us the most help. Okay, we're going to throw mind reading in the satchel. Yeah, so we're going to blow this down. The potion of mind reading. Are you in any danger being in here for the explosion? You are definitely a little bit of danger. Yeah, absolutely. I want that. I want that. Absolutely. We got a militia though. We got guys. If I get the potion, you want to target, you would not necessarily be able to eat. But you can position yourself, I'd say, near the door so that you're the best able to bolt out of here as soon as the spell goes off. Hold out. Listen, hey, that is going to be a roll. I want you to know that if you die in this, I will tell your mother. I die honorably. Our mother. No, I'll tell her like you died like a fucking bitch. I'm really, really galley. Yeah, you're just crying little bitch. You feed yourself. We doing. Yeah. Can I at least do open casket from up? I don't know if you'll be, what do we left to you? Yeah. Okay, open her. Open her. Open her. Open her. He's in. No, it's these. There he is. Silent trade wind. As you set up this spell, I'm going to say that Istred before her turn even starts. I'm going to say that this is a roll. I'm going to say that this is a roll. I'm going to say that this is a roll. I'm going to say that this is a roll. I'm going to say that this is a roll. I'm going to say that this is a roll. I'm going to say that this is a roll. I'm going to say that this is a roll. I'm going to say that this is a roll. I'm going to say that this is a roll. I'm going to say that this is a roll. I'm going to say that this is a roll. I'm going to say that this is a roll. I'm going to say that this is a roll. I don't want to lose you. Take her out. I'm close to the door, though, of that fast switch off the line. Could you just jump in the air as you cast it, and then hopefully the explosion knocks you away? I would like to attempt a diving cast. That's OK. Absolutely 100%. The big we're going to say for last to see how this works for you. But you're diving and casting. First of all, roll me if you want the damage for your shot or spell alone, which is 3D8, but I want to highlight that you have an ability where twice per day, you can just say maximize it. And you don't roll 3D8. You just get 24 damage automatically. Do you want to use your channel divinity now, the wrath of the storm ability, or do you want to save it for another end? Are we late in the day like mid-afternoon? Is it early? Is a new day going to come up decently soon? You do think that we won't get a new day until all the Doom Raiders are slain. So until the Doom Raiders are slain, you got this ability two times. Do you want to use it now or now? Do we believe in the dice or do we want to go just full max? We can use it again. Yeah, you have two full maxes. So should we just guarantee you explosion right here? It sounds like the name of a delicious soda. Yeah, take two full maxes, please. I would like to use one full max on an implosion of this potion shop. Absolutely. Now is a great time to do it, I would say. It automatically deals 24 damage. That means to everybody in the shop. Not to yourself. The Shatter Spell doesn't hit you. The collapse might hit you though. So off the Shatter Spell, Istrid immediately takes 24 damage. But because you, oh, let me just make sure actually she gets a saving throw but she gets a disadvantage on it. Yes, the second one means she fails. She takes the full 24 automatically and gets hurtled through the air. All the other people in the shop. Her thugs, the potion shopkeepers, explode. They're dead. They have like 11 hit points each. So it's just you and Istrid now. And now I'd like you to roll for each floor that's falling on you guys. Three D12. That's 6 D12s in all if you please. And that's how much extra damage she's getting. So far, she's halfway dead at 24 damage. So we need 24 out of the three, 24 more. Yeah. Okay, we got a six. Six, okay. We got a six. We got a two. That's not good, gentlemen. Five. Five. Okay. We're up to 13. Halfway there. Sorry, yeah, 13. No, six. Okay. And hot. In a four, four. Okay. 11. 11. There you go. 100%. That's what you needed, which is why I felt bad with that 11 at the end. Regular that is just barely. Oh, six is worth. Six is these crushing this. Absolutely. Yeah, there's your D12s. Unfortunately, not great rolls for D12s, but it was enough as all the bricks of the shop fall down upon her. You see one just clobber her right in the back, probably breaking her spine. And then the last one falls on her head, not crushing it completely, but you see blood trickle down. And it's going through her armor. Ischrit Horn is dead. That is two doom raiders down. Well done. Absolutely for a single spell slot. No less. Very well done. Ischrit's down. Schemo is down as well. And when that happens, I am just going to roll to see if anyone else would be showing up. I feel like he ain't not happy that we're staying. What's the matter? You just put a cock ring on and it's very limp. I'm getting a piss bomb warmed up. Of course. That's going to come in useful. Can I ask a question real quick? Does anyone here have a plus six or better in perception? I believe. I don't think it does. Anybody else? I got shed in. I'm going to do an oh and silent trade win. This all depends on whether you're seeing this, which depends on whether you got out of your own trap or not. Please roll me a D20 to see if you spell cast and jumped out the door at the same time. I got a seven. Seven is not quite going to be enough. So here's the actually, um, I'm going to give you advantage. Yeah, I'm going to give you advantage on that one more roll because you almost ready to do this. Six. Okay, that is not enough. I'm sorry to say I'm now telling up. Oh, wait. Unfortunately, nine is still not quite enough with bonus. I was looking for a 15 or higher. So unfortunately, you are getting not the full amount, but half of the full effect of the collapse. The collapse dealt 36 damaged. Uh, you are going to take 18 damage. Can I ask how many points do you have normally trade with at the top center of your team? So I got, uh, my, my health points are 39. 39. So you have taken 18 damage and you have 39 normally. So you're not halfway down yet, but you might need healing at some point. But you jump clear and go, you took damage. You did take down one of the doom raiders. You do with your perception. You automatically look up and I rolled stealth for somebody. They beat everyone's perception except yours. You see someone on the rooftops disappear. And you think you hear a mother, oh, damn it. I missed tea time. And he is late for the tee off. But he is absolutely here. Ziraj is somewhere on the rooftops right now. And you, you got a glimpse of him. He's not on now, but at some point, Ziraj is going to go. And so he is in initiative right now. That, ooh, is silent trade win right after your turn goes. Oh, wait, no, no, I need to reroll that. That was the wrong number. Okay, yeah, he does not go yet, but he's going to be going at some point. We'll get back to D&D in a second. And Tim Woods is brought to you by Chevy football season might be over. But you know how it goes. The minute the big game ends, we're already talking about what's next. We're already talking about what's next. We're already talking about what's next. We're already talking about what's next. We're already talking about what's next. We're already talking about what's next. We're already talking about what's next. We're already talking about what's next. We're already talking about what's next. We're already talking about what's next. We're already talking about what's next. We're already talking about what's next. We're already talking about what's next. We're already talking about what's next. We're already talking about what's next. 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Yeah, her killed who we killed. We killed both chemo and history to court. Okay, so she's down. The cop is who? What's your name? This is Tashlin. Tashlin. Tashlin is the cop. Okay, I thought we killed the cop. I mean, you kind of randomly showed up. Not as a member of the agency. Watch. But she got a message. Okay. The first guy, a schema that we killed. He's still in the street. Yes. Correct. Okay. Alright. I'd like to, I'd like to disguise self. Ooh. I have the level one spell that I can do. Yes, you can look like anybody you want. I want to look like a stronger, bigger, hotter woman than Tashnell. Ah, man, I think, I think if she came out and she saw me, she'd be like, whoa. Mm-hmm. One. Hello. One, share for the head. So I want to, can I disguise myself as a stronger, more powerful, like maybe more muscular thighs? Yes. You know what they got that like ripple on them. Even as you're doing the disguise self spell, you're like, no, add more to the thighs. Yeah, big ass. Keep adding more. Mrs. Dow fire style. You're like almost like 3D printing this like, hold this guy. I gotta go our working on. Like big strong breastplate, but the nipples are still somehow poking through the nose. The nipples are so hard they dented. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and I'd like to be schemoes like disguised as schemos maybe older sister. Ooh, that's very distraught that my brother is in the middle of the street. 100%. If someone can someone come help me? Absolutely. I would like you to please roll a deception check with advantage on Tashlin. Tashlin is gonna get a, ooh, you do need to beat a 15 on this. OK, plus eight. Yeah, plus eight and you have advantage. You get to roll twice. Roll to one again. But you get to roll twice. So we're not going to count that first, or all. Roll twice. Once you get another one. 10. And plus eight. You said that is enough. You need a 15 or higher. As you see, I'm going to say this is like, because you wasn't on her way. You run to the city gate where you know Tashlin is like, help, we need help. She comes running over. Do you tell her, don't bring other city watch, or do you tell her, yeah, fine, bring other city watch? I only trust you. I only trust you. She is going to roll one more time just to see if she believes that or not. Yeah, she goes, honestly, I would too. And you can tell that she is, I'm going to say that was her role to avoid being seduced. She's into it. She is into what you are presenting right now, getting some pleuribus action right now. You think that maybe Tashlin is swinging in your direction right now and muscle mommy to muscle mommy. She is down to clown. As she arrives, she goes, oh, shit, schema. She's been lost in your eyes right now, looking at your breastplate at the moment. And as she turns, she goes to schemos dead. Oh, shit. And she runs over. And she is going to see. With the 19, she goes, but it couldn't be the Xanathars guild. The Xanathars guild wouldn't do this. This isn't look like their work, but I mean, who would frame the Xanathars guild? It's got to be them. I was looking for a 20 to see through our disguise. She got a 19. She almost saw through the disguise, but did not. OK, can I be like, you need to help me? We can solve this together. Absolutely, 100%. She puts a arm on your shoulder. How can I help? Yeah, we're going to solve this crime together. Me and you. Do you know anyone that can help us? Oh, I know. Roll me a persuasion check on her now as your bonus action to see how much control you'll have over which doom raiders she wants to bring in on this. Yeah, she's going to at least bring in one piece of hell. I only rolled a three time. You have advantage on this one, too, because now she's on your side. Do you have any kind of Linga skill? You certainly do. You're a bar. I have a slight of hand. That works. Yes. And it's, yeah, it's like the hands of a long what's the difference? Yeah. And plus you have persuasion. That's a silver tongue right there. Yeah. That's a 20. There. Oh my god. Absolutely. So she literally turns you goes, well, without schema, I mean, he's the first one I would have gotten. I could get my barred friend. He's really talkative. And he can kind of like maybe talk to people and get good information for us. I could also get, well, the fixer, the archer. I could go get him. And she starts to think about that. She's obviously a little scared of his ira. He more likes to sit in the corner and watch. Absolutely. She also says, I could probably go get my friend ishred horn. She's a powerful healer. Maybe she could do something here. She does not see in the smoking rubble of the tower. The one gauntleted hand sticking out right now. I don't think she knows what's happened in that tower. She just knows schema died and his tower collapsed. OK. I think I'd like her to bring the barred out. Let's get all the whole crew out if we can. 100%. I brought back a potion. Oh my god. Oh, no. Good, good. Little poison if we need it. I almost said that looked delicious. I didn't want to leave the room. We're in the middle of a fucking battle. To dense. Absolutely. He's willing to go get all the help that she can. The most she could possibly put in. Almost like, where do I go to get zero ashen? She doesn't know. Zero ashen is already here. So she runs and gets davel star song. She even mentions he hangs out at a tavern where fighting is not allowed. But she can get him out of that tavern if you want her to and bring him here. Would you like her to do that? Strong out. Absolutely. Have a big party, you know? You see davel star song showing up. He doesn't add. Oh, sorry. And will he have his retinue with him? He does. He has a bodyguard, a half-work woman who seems like she is a boxer of some kind and watching his back. But she also seems very dumb. And davel star song moses up and goes, the schema seems like he is fallen on hard times. Right, everybody? Am I right? And everyone's just like, all right, thanks, davel. And davel is absolutely not upset about schemas' death. And he goes, ooh, those Xanathars guild goblins have been up to their work again. I suppose I'll need to go talking to the street element as it were. What would you like either Tashlan or davel star song they're barred to do? Give me an idea. It's no idea that you're a barred in disguise right now. So we've got two ops out in the street right now. Sitting ducks kind of. Yes, very much so. We could try to take two of them out if we work together. We're all like there. Hank, you didn't say yes. I'm in. Are you sure? Positive, yeah, I don't care. My guy's dead. Take a sip of my potion. Guy? Just to show us that you care. All right, so how do we kill these two guys? Apologies, there is something I did forget to address real quick. Erlich and Loud Trade Wind, you are both upstairs. Oh, fuck. Oh no, that was like a big I am going. Guys to just make a roll from me real quick to see if you jump to a nearby rooftop unless you have some other way to get out of here. So I would just like norm or sorry, Loud Trade Wind. I mean, Erlich, you're the one I'm more worried about. You only get one roll on this. D20. D20, there you go. Erlich, I'm sorry to say you have taken the full 36 damage. How many hit points do you have normally? 45, 45. So you have taken 36 damage out of 45. You have nine hit points left. The fuck, Zach, Adwin, you get to roll twice because you are really patient. This is an athletics check. Oh good thing you had advantage. That was one. That was also one or two. One. So with two, one in a row. That was the only way he could have gotten this result. Which is double damage. Oh, oh, oh. It's a job of it. It's going to be taking 72, but here's the good news that would normally be enough to knock you out except since you're raging, you take half-blood-sitting damage from falls and weapons and stuff like that. So it just goes back down to 36 again when you rolled a natural one. So let me ask, what are your hit points normally? So 59. Okay, 59. You have taken 36 damage out of 59, right? I feel like it's 20-30 left. I just forgot to tell you we're in the fucking bill. Yeah, I did forget to mention that when that explosion goes off, there's a little... Can I drink the potion to get... You certainly can drink healing potions. The problem is that all the potions in the shop are now destroyed. So we don't have any healing potions that I know. What if he made his own in the corner? You could. Try to. Absolutely. I did get the point so that I get back. Roll me a D20 just to see as you try to take your own blue shield. That's a 16. 16, I'll give you one hit point back. Right. That's a little bit. Absolutely. It is a little bitter and accurate. Give me full life, I would take a sip. Essentially you take a sip, it's only giving you one back and you're like, this isn't worth it anymore. No, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry to say. You're it, you've taken 35 out of your 59 damage. So you're a 24 health left, but... I'm fine. You're crawling out of the record right now. I've been in worse spots before. At the moment. And Wayne, that was in theory your turn then. And so you had been convincing the Davel star song to come out. And now we have two sitting ducks, I believe, is what we were planning just a moment ago before I interrupt them. Yeah, are we, are the two muscle mums touching each other right now? Yeah, she's rubbing your shoulder a lot. Yeah, right. Because you're the other muscle man. I'm relaxing a little bit. Yeah. You can roll me one more persuasion check just to see how this is going. Right now. Yeah, let's go. 13. 13, absolutely. And you have a plus. What on this? Did you get a 20 or higher? On a, which one persuasion? Six. Six. Okay, within 19, you think that things are going to go well tonight. Right. If you keep things going right now. Right. Like you haven't sealed the deal yet, you're won away from a 20 right now. Put it in work. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. And Ehrlich, that is going to bring us to you next. We did discover that while you are really hurt right now, you are not unconscious on your turn. So I apologize while you are badly injured. You're not dead. Luckily, and you can do whatever you would like to. The only healer on our team is our cleric right now. Uh, I, I'm, I think I heard this right, but I heard the someone on the roof ran away. Assuming loud trade win to share that information with everyone. Is that right? Certainly, certainly. Certainly. Absolutely. Absolutely. You now know that information. Wait, because he's, you're, you're quiet. I was quiet. You're loud, but we'll both share. I'm sorry. Silence. I would have to share. I would share if we were, you know, you got the info, everyone got the info. I don't heard I am, bro. All right. So I would like to roll. I would like to roll for investigation because when he was running away, he mentioned somebody to tea time. So I'd like to, I'd like to find out some more about that. Absolutely. 100%. You can, you can roll, sorry, you said you wanted to roll what? A investigation investigation. See what this tea time is all about. Absolutely. This will be a bonus. I think, dice, please. Yes, yes. Loud trade one. Mm-hmm. All right. D 20. Let's see, that one. That'll be a one. Oh, whoo. Is that one? I'm sorry, you're not golfing. You don't know where or what's wrong with this thing? It always happens to me when we play this thing. If he has a golfing spot, then unfortunately it is not one that early is aware of it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm not sure if it's really early is aware of it. And I will admit, I was doing a Luke Kwan reference that I don't think I landed very well, but he is running. He ran a little late. Ziraj always shows up a little bit late to the doom raider. Can I just see this doesn't count for anything? Roll a D 20 again. Real quick. With your other hand. Oh, is he better lefty or writing? Oh. 17. Oh, hey. Oh, hey. Hold it lefty. Hold it lefty. So you're looking around. You don't see any, you don't know if any golf courses around. There must be around water deep. It's a big city, but you don't know where they are. You have an action still limit. You don't qualify. Yeah. Action. I don't know. Let's kill one of these out. Let's do it. Yeah. Absolutely. You have several. Let's just kill both of the muscle mommies. Oh, okay. So I was going to say. What do you mean to be safe? You have attacks that hit multiple enemies. Sounds like a hate crime, actually. Can I piss mom the muscle mommies? You start to get a little bit more. I'm going to get a little bit more. I'm going to get a little bit more. I'm going to get a little bit more. I'm going to get a little bit more. I'm going to get a little bit more. I'm going to get a little bit more. I'm going to get a little bit more. I'm going to get a little bit more. I'm going to get a little bit more. I'm going to get a little bit more. I'm going to get a little bit more. I'm going to get a little bit more. I'm going to get a little bit more. I'm going to get a little bit more. I'm going to get a little bit more. I'm going to get a little bit more. I'm going to get a little bit more. I'm going to get a little bit more. I'm going to get a little bit more. I'm going to get a little bit more. I'm going to get a little bit more. that Fireball would be able to hit Davos star song and both muscle mommies as well as Davos star songs bodyguard as well. All right. Just throwing out there. Let's do that. You certainly can. Absolutely. You don't have the ability to spell shape to protect your allies as it were. RIP cake the wizard had that power, but you do not. And so are you including both muscle mommies? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. We're all heard. I would like you to please roll for me eight. Supply off. Everyone's heard this time. Adam up. I'm not hurt. I'm sorry. Eight. Eight of them in all. Eight D six. Eight D six is Fireball is one of the best spells in the game. Three. Three. Five. Six. Six. Six. Five. It was hot. It was 19 on the first half. Four. Three. Four. Five. So that's 16 plus 19 is going to be 35 damage. All right. So 35 damage aimed at Dabble first. I'm going to roll for him. He is just barely passing the saving. Oh, no. Based on your new level or based on your current level, he is just barely failing by one point. The saving throw. He's taking the full 35 damage, but it means that Dabble still has exactly seven HP left as that Fireball detonates around him. His bodyguard fails the saving throw explodes. She's dead. Well bitch. Then I am going to roll for Tashlin Yafira. Just barely fails the saving throw takes 35 damage and is almost halfway dead, but not quite halfway dead, even after 35 damage. And then I'm going to need our other muscle mommy to please roll me a D20 to see how much damage you are taking. I've got a delivering cutting words reaction to any action that somebody takes against me. Yes, correct. Can I remind the warlock that I'm an attractive female and I just got an invitation to go play golf instead of him with the guy that just ran away? I'm going to let you make a persuasion check against him with that cutting word. There's only a D20 to convince him of that. Because it would have been him. Then I was so good. It's a four. Four. I'll let you roll to see if you see through this ruse. One. And with a wow, you do think that this person got your spot in. Yeah. So does that, that dulls their attack on me? Yeah, in theory, it does 100%. It would subtract some of the damage that would otherwise be coming your way. I'll just check with that role. Did that cause you to not fireball the other muscle mommy or do you think it still did? I would try and fireball her harder. Harder abs. So that's something like that to me. You're taking 35 damage, but you can't or sorry, did you roll your save? But I don't know this is PFT for the record. Yes. I think it's a muscle mommy. Absolutely, especially with that one, I would say that checks out. Go ahead and roll me the saving throw first. You could have told me it was you. And I would have not fireballed you, but you said had to take a shot at me. Yeah, it's way more fun to do that. Okay. For the record. I had an 18. 18, that is enough. You are going to take half of the 35 damage. So already that's just 17 that you're worried about. But then roll me another D6 and you subtract it by that much more. Six. Six, absolute. Oh, sorry, I just realized that the level you're at, it's not a D6, it's a D8. I'll let you take the six. Roll me a D8 just to see if it's any better. This is the D8. This is the D8 right there. Two. Two, we'll take the six. We'll take the six. So with a minus six, you're taking 11 damage, Wayne. Wayne, how many hit points do you have normally? 51. 51. So you're doing okay. You're down to 40 out of 51 right now. And right now, we have wrecked the doom raiders. Two of them are dead and two of them just got fireballed for full damage. But Tashlin still has a little more than most of her hit points. Daval is down to just seven left, but both of them are now going to roll into initiative at this point. And that was Erlich's turn. So Erlich, anything else you want to do is a bonus action, just making sure. Tide can I like gritty on muscle mommy? You certainly can, what a hundred percent. Which one? Both. Thank you. I have to absolutely. You're just hitting them with the gritty. Roll me an intimidation check. I think that's what that would be. D6. Mm-hmm. Four. Okay. Four. And you have a plus eight you set on intimidation? Uh, yeah. That is just enough that unless I get a nah, and I roll me a D20 as long as you don't get a two, you are, you're okay. 12. Well, you're fine. Absolutely. No one's that scared of the gritty, unfortunately, but lob another fireball and they will be very upset. I am sure, but that's your turn, Erlich. That means zero is up now. And from the shadows, zero is she's going to aim at one of us and he's hoping it's somebody who isn't aware of his presence or aware of his current location right now. Exactly. Uh, that is going to be not way, not Erlich, not loud trade wind, but Greg. Oh, I'm sorry to say. Greg, I'm sorry. So coming your way, unfortunately, and it's with advantage because he was successfully stealth from you. That is going to be a 15 plus seven. Can I ask, what is your armor, class, Greg? Armor class is 20. I'm sorry to say I got a 22. Don't. Don't. So I am just barely hitting you with a great bow arrow. This is very much just like a ballista bolt hitting you almost. The initial damage is 10 plus five, which is 15. But then the arrow hits and then charges up and explodes in your chest. Oh, I'm falling additional. Just four points of damage, bringing you up to 19 and then it burst into dark flames for three days. Three days. That is going to be the smite that's hitting you now for another 10 plus 16. And you're the smiter. Now you are the smite, ee, unfortunately, this time. And that is going to be bringing you up to 35 damage from this single shot. Can I ask how many hit points do you have normally? 52 52. So you took 35. You have 52 normal. I think we got I think we got to just realize that in order to kill all these people, one of us is going to die. I'm hurt. Erlux hurt. Greg serves the mommy's hurt. We just got a week. Everyone's hurt from friendly fire. Now we just got a we got accept. Let's just get this job done or a truce. We offer one of us and then we're cool. What about psychologically like hurt people? How do people hurt people? Who's what's wrong with these people? Maybe we can connect with them on a deal. That who's who's up now? It will be loud trade winning the moment. However, that was zero. As first shot. Oh, wait, Tim, can I ask a question about zero. He's shooting us. We now know where he is. Right? You do know where he is. So he has been revealed and he doesn't have the ability to hide his intersection like rogues. He's a Ranger Paladin so he can't hide. He'll take cover, but he can't hide. However, he is taking a second shot. I once again, rolled randomly. Erlux. Oh, I'm going to say that with seven hit points left, he feels or should he nine hit points left to be exact. He feels very strongly. He can one shot you. I must alert you though. He cannot smite again. He does not have that ability. Oh, this shame if he won. Sorry, he can, but it's a weak or smite. So yeah, we all agree to be ashamed if he got one shot. I hope it doesn't happen. I'm on. Yep. Ooh, with a total of a 17, can I ask, what is your armor class? Erlux, I think that's still a hit though. Where does it say that? It's the top center of your very, very tall 15 15. 15. I am sorry to say that that is going to be a hit against you. Oh, it's, and without even applying the smite damage, he dealt with the bow alone. Maximum damage. 12 plus 5 is 17. No. Erlux, you are getting knocked out and not killed, but as you go down, you have an interesting option. You have a spell called Heller's Shrebutk that you only get to use when someone hits you and deals damage to you. So you could turn to him and immediately cause him to burst into flames as he takes you down. Would you like to do that? That would help these guys. I mean, it would help these guys, yeah. But I'm dying no matter what. I mean, you're going unconscious, no matter what, yes. Yeah, I'll do it. Absolutely. I'm imagining you giving the buzzer sound and as you do, you are 100%. He's going to be doing the Heller's Shrebutk, he burst into flames, goes, what the fuck? And he is so surprised I'm going to roll with disadvantage on his saving throw. Perfect. He fails a saving throw. You get to deal. I believe it goes up to 4d10 damage. Oh, sorry. It's 3d10 at that level. So you're up to 5d10 now. I believe. Oh, roll. The d10 is a die. We haven't rolled yet. It looks like this. Kind of like the d8, but a little fatter. So he's rebuking on the sniper. Zero's the sniper who we haven't heard it all yet. So that's great news. Is the one with the zero on it? If the one with the zero on it, if you get the zero, that's actually the 10. The best you could get. Got it. Got it. The 10, okay. And then you could roll four more times. Gotcha five. Absolutely. Gotcha one. One. Absolutely. Very confusing. Gotcha eight. Eight, okay. Gotcha one. Okay. So that's all of them then. And that's 25 on the dot on zero. That takes off exactly one third of zero. It's health. So zero is one third of the way down. Testions halfway down. Davils most of the way down. We're almost there. We got all three doom raiders now on lockdown. But the problem is they're fighting us as well. Luckily your fireball took care of all the minions in the collapsed store also to care of some minions. So we haven't had to deal with any of their minions yet. Is Tashwin getting a little dehydrated because you know, she's losing some fluids. I would say with that fireball. Yeah. Very dehydrated. She needs fluids and she's letting you know. And I would say fluids are just kind of pouring out of her. Obviously she needs those vital fluids. Absolutely. Am I dead? You are unconscious now, Erlich. I'm sorry to say if someone heals you, you automatically get back up and running. I would. But I don't know. 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The new hot honey sauce at McDonald's now available at McDonald's for limited time only. Now back to Dungeons and Dragons. That'll bring us to loud trade wins. Okay, boys. So we got two on the ground that are almost dead. We've got the sniper who's got a third of the death. I think, and if you guys can tell me if this is stupid, but I think I should go get on the get on the moth and go fucking try to kill this sniper. If I die, I die. That's fair. You guys like it because I don't want to be in a spot where a vulnerable position where the sniper can just keep sniping us. I give you full permission to come a cause my mom. Yes. I'm so glad you said that because I was going to roll this the out well. The moth was handling you the bar bearing riding on its back. If you expressly say, hey, be a good moth. This moth is going to reluctantly let the bar bearing hop on again. Okay. Carry you up to the rooftop. No check necessities. All right. So let's let's go. I want to go. Are you next to Hank? You will. He's on the ground. Are you on the ground? No, I'm on the moth. Okay. I'm going up to the sniper. Oh, he's unconscious. I'm going all out for the sniper. Okay. I want the sniper dead so that you guys can carry on and kill everyone on the I left the room. Do we want to try to rip him in half? Yeah. Oh, did my moth accidentally stomp on Hank when we were roll, roll just to check if it did it. If you roll really low, we'll say he stomped on it. What is it? It's a D 20 D 20. I'm going to feed my moth as eyeballs. I really hope that the moth is trying to avoid it. So if you roll low, 19. Okay. You know, the moth point though. We haven't. The moth has nothing to eat. The moth is trying to stop. The moth is trying to stop. Who's the smallest member of the party? Technically, Erlik. Erlik being okay. Yeah. You guys are snacked. So the moth accidentally stomped on him. Yes. The moth is famished. Yeah. Yes. The moth might have taken a little bite of Erlik. If he does, then that would leave Erlik one attack away from dying. It's actually. Let's have the moth eat his penis, but not tell him. Yeah. Adds to it. The moth just takes a bite when he wakes up from unconsciousness. Healing spells notably don't restore limbs. They seal wounds, but they don't restore limbs. So I will just say he doesn't know what's going on right now. Wake up. I also just want to highlight, I think one of my fondest memories from any of our games was the time when Hank was out of the room. And then you made me because Hank was blind, explained that he had no idea who killed him while you were all giggling. Yeah. Let's set him up with the muscle mommy and try to get him to fuck me and realize he's penis. Oh yeah. That's good. He hurt just a little bit like so he pooped himself just a little. I think it just is smidgen, just a just in one nug. One little nugget. You want the good news or the bad news? My name is Erlik. Erlik, you want the good news or the bad news? Bad news. I'll do good news first. I'm on the moth and I'm heading up to the sniper. And the moth is well fed also. Yeah. That's other good news. Yeah. The moth was pretty hungry and for me to get up to the sniper, you had to have a snack. He ate your penis. It will happen. The whole thing's gone. There you go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Balls as well. Just check out. No, no, no, no, no, he's got the balls as well. Okay. I think he's got his balls much. That's where the nutrients are. So yeah, you are. The moth is now happily like with a little, little bit of extra dangling out of its mouth. Flying up to the rooftop lands you right next to zeroes the hunter who is very much like getting the arrow ready and be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he does not like being in melee and you were able to jump off the moth with your great sword and start swinging or pushing. No, let's, let's, let's kill him. Absolutely. Love it. 100%. I'm assuming you're going recklessly. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. 17. Already a hit or roll one more time to see if you could. 13. Absolutely. We'll take that 17 plus seven is going to be a solid hit on zeroes. You get 2d6 plus six damage. Four. Six. Okay. 10 plus six damage. 16 more damage on zeroes is going to bring them up from 25 damage to four. 41 at 41 out of his 76 health. He is more than halfway dead. Let's go. One more attack. Swinging your sword again. Oh, yeah, I know I'm swinging again. He's pretty sure footed. It's a good move, honestly. 16. 16 is already a hit. Roll one more time to see if you could. 11. There we go. 16 plus seven is going to be a hit. Go ahead and roll another 2d6 plus six. One. Shit. Five. Six plus six. Another 12 damage is going to ring up to 53. He's more than two thirds of the way dead now, but he is not dead yet. He drops his bow to the ground, pulls a spear off his back and weaned it you. He tries to drive it through your chest on his turn, but it is not his turn yet. Loud trade. When you're locked in melee with him now, this would be Istred Horn's turn. Istred Horn has been crushed under a building. So she's out of initiative now and Greg is up. Greg with 2g's, what would you like to do? So I'm on the ground with the two, there's two living. Correct. Okay. Davelstar song The Bard is going to be going soon and Tashlin, Yafira, the mighty warrior S is going to be going right after your turn. Right. I would like to bless my allies. Yeah. Oh, yes. 100%. Now that would have to be instead of attacking. Are you with that? You do have to sacrifice your action in order to do that. Can I lay my hands on myself to heal first and then black? I thought you do both of those. Actually, I like that as a combo. 100%. So you can heal and I'd say is the action you're blessing, the bonus action is you healing yourself when I love it. Okay. Absolutely. And now you get to pick how much you want to heal yourself. How much do you want to give yourself in terms of hit points? You have a pool of, I believe, something like 30 points. Yeah, absolutely. So give yourself all 30 or you give yourself 29, save one hit point to wake someone up. Since that's all you need to get someone up from unconscious or you could split it, go half way. Oh, 29. 29. Absolutely. You give yourself 29 back. That removes almost all of the damage on you. You have 35 points, Greg. So with 29 healing, you're down to like six damage on you. That's all. So we see your runes re-knit as the light shines down upon you. And then the light extends outwards your allies. You get to pick actually with the spell slots you have you don't have to pick. You could bless all four of your allies if you want it. I want to bless all the boys. Let's go. All the boys are getting blessed. Can I just ask you have second level spell slots, right? But not third level spell. I do not have third level spells. So you can bless up to four people. You said bless all the boys. Oh no. What's a boy? What is a man? I guess I should ask. Don't put me in this corner. You don't have a penis. But I identify as a male. Okay. Penisless male. You do have four people you can get. So I suppose the question is there's nothing stopping you from blessing someone who's unconscious and bleeding out. But you could bless any four people that you want, including yourself if you wish. Just by healed myself and blessing is for the tackles and saving throws, which his death saving throws a wood count for. Let me bless the penisless man. I'm just saying absolutely. So everyone but you, you're very selfless move and then you heal yourself to make sure you don't get taken down. Well done. That is a great turn for Greg. Jump Greg. Schemo would have gone now, but Schemo ain't going. Schemo is smushed on the ground. However, that does leave Tashlin, Yafira who is getting a very upset right now and looking around for who she wants to target. There's one person. She obviously does not want to target. But she is looking at loud trade wind and now loud trade wind. There's not. Oh, sorry. You're up. That's right. So she sees you facing off again, Ziraj. That is enough to prompt her into action. She's going to try to climb up to where you are, right? Bring it on, bitch. And ooh, she starts to climb up. She does not make it all the way there, but she doesn't fall either because she's very good at climbing. She's going to try again with her bonus action now to get up the rest of the way. She succeeds. She heaves herself up and goes to verse one. Let's go. Let's do it. She rushes at you. Just as Ziraj is setting up the pick with his spear, she's running at you with her own great sword, great sword, verse great sword fight about to happen. But she can't go reckless. So she just gets the one swing. Ooh. And she has a plus eight on this. Does a 15 hit your armor class by an 18. 15. That's your armor class at the top there. Does I have a 15 armor class? So sorry to say that's a hit on the dot unfortunately. All right, that's fine. Hey, listen, I said I could die here. Right, right. Her full damage would be six plus eight plus another five. So that's 14, 19 in all. However, you're raging. You take half damage from this. So nine more damage against you. Loud trade wind is going to bring you up to 44 points of damage. I got four to left. Yeah, hanging in there, hanging in there. And then she's going to do her second. Oh, what a steal. And that is going to be, oh, and you're reckless. I should be giving her advantage on this. So she just hit you a second time. Let me roll each one just again to see if there was any critical hits, no critical hit, and no critical hit. So she hit you a second time, but just for regular damage. And this is going to be, let's see, 10 plus seven. Seven, 17 plus another five is 22. That's 11 more damage against you. He was going to bring you up to 55. I got three left, boys. That's a four left. Absolutely. Four left, what, 100%. And then, Tashlin Yafira is going to use her action search, which is a fighter ability that gives her one more action. She spins around and she's going to make a tough decision. She could either make two more attacks or she could heal herself. She's gotten pretty injured though. She might prefer to heal herself rather than swing it at you again. So if I roll a three or less on this D6, she's going to heal, in fact, a four or less. She's going to heal herself on a five or a six. She's going to keep swinging. She's going to heal herself just barely. She does this spin and falls back and she has the Kylo Ren hitting her own wound. It's all right. I'm fine. And she uses her second wind to heal herself for it's going to be this much plus nine. She rolled pretty well plus another six. She heals back 15 of her hip points. So now Tashlin has only taken 20 points of damage. So she's tougher than ever, but you're still standing. Yep. Loud trade wind. That's going to bring us to silent trade wind now. Silent trade wind. What would you like to do? I'm thinking we heal a squad a little bit. No, no, kill. Let's kill. I think it gives us to I think healing up now gives us more gives the game. The team more points to finish later. What who's who's who's on the ropes on the ground right now? Right now, Davel star song is up next and he's only got seven hip points left and he's down on ground level. Take him out. You think we. Yeah, because then he just go up next. So they. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whisper that boy. Yes, yeah, shoot that guy. We knew. Listen, this life that we chose, we knew there could be casual. That's your weapon again. So we take him out. Yeah. And then and then it's our turn again. So maybe we heal more guys. Yeah. Mm hmm. Okay. Okay. It makes more sense that what you got any details on that risk, Tim? I mean, I would say that healing would keep your teammates up and running, but you can prevent him from getting a whole turn right now. Right. I would also say that Davel star song seeing you menacing him and like potentially approaching him starts to go, no, no, no, no, no, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you want, want, want to, to, to help help me me. And he's trying to mind control people. So be very careful. If he goes, he might be able to turn the tide against us. Can we also worth noting most of your spells affect multiple people. So you'd be really good at hitting all the people up there on the rooftop, but that would catch loud your trade win your brother in the blast as well. Similar to fireball. That's fine. You made that stuff you were saying about mom earlier, dude. It's fine. I love to be, but what you were saying about earlier, did you mean that? What do you, what was I saying? I, I'm a mama's boy because she didn't love me. She didn't mean it. Did she, you think she didn't mean it? You are a mama's boy. All right. I just so you know, she doesn't give a fuck about me. She threw me to the wolves. Well, she'd be mad if you kill your brother. Yeah, she wouldn't have to. She wouldn't want that. She might be happy. She, she threw me out as a baby. Yeah, that she's wanting to make you stronger with the wolves. You know what I mean? It's trying tough on you up. Let's just kill your mom. You want to kill mom? Yeah. What is, what does mom do? Strew me to the wolves. That's a baby. It's a baby. You look how strong you are now. You love the wolves. I only have four left. You want to hang out with the wolves so bad. Send me back with the wolves in heaven. All right, we're going to go to heaven. Mom, mom would have wanted me to heal. No, you better fucking kill this guy. Mom wanted me to heal. If you don't heal this guy, and this guy gets going to turn, you might kill all of them. All right, I got a question. So we have this, we have the potion that like reads the mind, right? Yes. Can we find out on his next turn if he was going to kill us? If his choice was to kill us? I will say you don't need the mind reading potion to know. He was going to fight again. He's going to fight us. I'm trying to mind control one of you specific. That's good info. That's good comps to him. I appreciate that. Absolutely. I appreciate that. Yes, we'll kill him. We'll kill him to a wait, but we lose a little bit. Kill him. No, kill him all the way so he can't go. Okay, well, so we don't want to lose a guy. We've got to find. Kill this guy. We're going to heal. He'll. Dude, I've had a terrible life. Deaths would be, would be like rescue for me. I've wanted to die. Does he get to hang out with the mouth and the afterlife? Is it? Yeah, and the wolves. Absolutely. And are in my dad, the barbarian. Incidentally, technically you can do both of these if you do a healing word as your bonus action and you can heal anybody with a healing word. And then you could use your action to do not one of your more powerful spells, but a spell that still might kill that. Yeah, we're going to do that. We're going to make this easy for your mama's boy. If you heal me, I'll fucking kill you. You want to do it. I'm like lieutenant Dan. I was meant to die out here. So if I heal you, I will come for you and you, you're not going to come from mom though, right? I'm going to come from mom to I'm going to kill all of our. All right, all right. All right, all right. Fine. We're going to we're going to attack that guy. You're going to go face down. Oh my God. Roan's going to brother. Yeah, my own brother. He's going to kill mom. I'm going to kill mom. You know what I'm saying? What I'm not dying to family. Family. I'm a survivor. I might not die to kill mom. I'm saying like, it means nothing. Game aside. How old is your mom? It says about. Nothing. Nothing to do. Yeah. That means nothing to this. All right, Cole, kill the sky. I might still survive. Yeah, you can still live. Zach, what's your tattoo say? That's a good point. We got to say. Oh, no. What does it say? What does your tattoo say? We got to save the team. No. Save the team. No, you've already made your decision. You're killing this guy. I want you. My brother's keeper. And now he's about to kill. But he said you want my brother. It's not going to kill me. He's just not going to save me. That's very big difference. But you said you were going to kill me. I will. And, Mom. I don't know if you're built like that. To kill me. I will. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. Kill. I'll. I'll. Kill. All right. Watch. I want to you, can I use the mind potion on my brother to find out what he's really going to do? Yeah. I don't want to do that. We're just going to save him. No. Absolutely. If you give him a healing word, just a bonus action, you'll still have your action to do other stuff. But the healing word I will ask, do you want to burn up just a verse level, second level or third level spell slot? You've used up one second level. That's all. You got plenty of spell slots still. Yeah, we'll just do a slot. Can I reject it? I think we know technically he can evil. He will, you know, I don't think you can, you can like if he tries to give you a potion, you can put your mouth. There's no consent. There it's apparently no consent when it comes to healing. No, no, but I did ask. I mean, yeah, I said no. I get healing works better if you ask. You know what you're doing to run in, but like, yeah, I don't there's a word for this. It's fucking bullshit. It's healing. No, it's not. I don't want to be here. All right, all right. You won't heal. You won't or so I respect my brothers words. If he doesn't want to be healed, then we'll attempt to heal him and it won't heal. Maybe I don't know. I don't want to be healed. I want you to kill this guy. He doesn't mean that. All right. So we're going to heal you because you don't respect the family. So we're going to do what you don't want to be done. You're going to get healed. Got him. Okay. Are you doing a first, second or third level healing spell? Which words the words most healing would be third level hope you hope we'll give them a two give them a two. Absolutely another second level spell slot. Roll me two D four trade wind. You're a mid shaped die. I hope you I hope you enjoy watching your mom get gutted like a pig. Well, it's I swear that he's my time with her. You know, two of the pyramids two of the pyramids bingo. And it'll usually be the number on the bottom or the top. Whichever number stays the same when you rotate it. These ones are a little tricky. So this one right here. Four or nice three three. So seven plus another three for your wisdom. That's 10 hit points that your brother loud trade wind is getting back now. He's still going to die when he goes. Now that was your bonus action where that can happen. You still have your action to do either a hammer blow with your mall or a sacred flame can trip against one of your enemies or you could do something else with your action. But you can't do any higher level spells with your action. So sacred flame would take out or help take out some of the guys atop either a zero a shop top, tash on up top or dabble right next to you. Dabble's going to go next. Dabble goes next. So yeah, we'll we'll talk to dabble if he goes next. Absolutely. If I pass the saving throw, he gets no damage. If I fail it, he'll get two D eight. He sees this fire coming down from the sky and for a moment as the fire is called down. It has the voice of your mother as it says get away from my boys and he fails to saving throw. Ab Sui, he's like, that's your mom. Ah, and as the fire hits him, you get to roll 2D8. But you must get seven or higher to kill dabble stars on. First one is a three or four higher on this one. And two. Oh, five more damage is going to bring dabble down to just two HP yet. If you would maybe if you would not heal, you could have used more power to spell. Unfortunately, shouldn't have. So so unfortunately, dabble star song is up now. Great. And we've got a paddle. We've got a pad. It's going to work. It's worth roll to see who he is going to go after. He sees Greg, but he also knows how it is particularly good against mind control. He's just going to roll. Oh, Greg, he seems to really want to go after you. I kind of like that. Hope he kills me. Um, Greg, he sees you and Greg, remind me where you had just been healing yourself. I just healed myself. He made 200% just reminding myself would blessing have interacted with either those attacks. It would not have. Okay. So when he sees you blessing and healing, he says you listen, you don't want want to fight, fight, fight me, me, me. And as he's getting into your mind, I'm going to need you to roll one saving throw against mind control. What do you want to do? Yes, absolutely. It's a seven. Seven. Greg, I am sorry to say you who have been staying out of the sibling rivalry the whole time have suddenly realized we shouldn't be killing the doom raiders. The doom raiders are great. Dabble star song. So cool. In fact, and let me just see how effective it is. In fact, he's charmed you so well. He seduced you a little bit. He kinds is always half like he is a beautiful bar. That luck. And kind of a luck, I suppose. Just his his soft lips. What it might be like to rest one finger upon them. And you're getting caught up in this and he goes, quick, help me protect me. And sure enough, you find yourself without even thinking about it falling in line. Right next to dabble star song. And the next person to go after him, you will attack. And in fact, um, you get to attacks. He has you go after trade wind right now. And the next attack you'll have you save forever is trying to go after dabble next. Role me 1d20 against silent trade wind, please. A 19. That is going to be a hit against silent trade wind. Um, can you remind me what is your main weapon that you would be using? So I would be using a long sword. Long sword. Absolutely. Would you be I'm going to say you're not dropping your shield. You're protecting yourself still. Role me 1d8. What's your damage? Say 1d8 plus 3 probably for the long story. It is 1d8 plus 3. Absolutely 100%. Six. Six plus 3 is going to be nine damage on trade wind. Then I'm going to ask you to please smite trade wind for another 3d8. You've dealt nine so far. My first might. Again. Five. Five. Okay. Two. Two. Oh, fuck. Oh. Is that count? Uh, usually don't count if it falls off the table. That's just my superstition. I'm thinking you'll roll lower than that against your teammate. Two. Okay, perfect. That worked out. So 18 damage in total against you. Trade wind is going to be doubling the damage you currently have. You already had 18. You get another 18. You are down to three. Each. He left in that case. Silent trade wind. I am sorry to say that was Greg's preemptive attack that Dabble had him do. Wayne, we are background to you now. What does it you like to do? What does history mean? Oh, history is just like knowledge of history. So like blackstaff academy. You could have learned more about that school. The history of water deep. I'd even use history for like knowing where someone's potion shop might be that sort of thing. Okay. Um, I've got fireball. You do have oh my god. You have fireball. I forgot all about that. I have fireball. You could nuke the rooftop with a fireball and get both Ziraj and Tashlin, the warrior in the archer who still have a lot of hit points left. Dabble's down to two hit points left, but he'd be not within fireball distance. Okay. I would also of course hit. Uh, loud trade wind. Loud trade wind. That's what I want to die. I want to. Right. What's Erlick up to right now? Erlick is unconscious. Yeah, memory is penicillus. Yeah. I don't. Can I take a picture of him being unconscious just to save for future reference that he fell asleep? Yes. Yes. You don't have a camera, but you can visual like look at him and stare at him. So then the future when you make illusions appear, you can create an illusion of what he looks like. You know, 360 road a vision like complete accuracy without his general. And I'll remind everybody that while he was supposed to be working with us, he was actually just asleep. And 100 percent. Okay. It's the middle of the day. I know, but that's the kind of guy that he is. Mm-hmm. And he's going to deny it later. He's a penicillus. The snapper. Yeah. Um, I think I want to do fireball and I want to. I want to take everybody out. I'm sick of the pussy foot around here. Thank you. I want to destroy everything and everyone that's in my way. Ab so lootly 100 percent. If you want to do maximum damage, you can definitely get zeroage and Tashlin in the same fireball that would be 8d6. Okay. Damage. In fact, roll me a d20 just to see if like if you're all really well on this dabble might have stumbled in the right direction. 17. 17. I was looking for it 18 or higher to get dabble as well, but you are absolutely getting both Tashlin and Ziraj. You can roll 8d6. And me. And you. And you 100 percent. Okay. D6? Yes. All rofers is Tashlin. They all the saving throw just barely. And so did Ziraj even though he is a bigger bonus. Yes. 100 percent. I just rolled it too. Two. Okay. And that was the first d6. Is that right? You get to roll eight of them in all. Six. Okay. Five. Five. Okay. Three. Three. So that is 14 for the first half. And then what did you get for the next one? One. Okay. Another one. Ooh. Five. Ooh. Five. Okay. Two. Two. Okay. So the second half you got nine. And for the first half, I must have done my math wrong. Yes. 16. So that is going to be 25 damage against both of them who failed their saving throw. Tashlin's back up to 45 damage on her now. Ziraj had, ooh. Is this going to be enough against Ziraj? Yes. Ziraj has taken 25. He had 53. He had 76 in all. You have dealt 78. Damage. Ziraj. Ziraj's the hunter. Yeah, balls. Science. Dead. Amazing. Tashlin is more than halfway dead. Dabbles down to two hip points left. Could I see a roll with advantage? Cause you have advantage against these explosions. Okay. 14. 14. You can roll one more time to see if you do any better. But that should be enough. Five. With a plus two bonus, I believe your spell save DC is 16. So that's literally on the dot just enough to take half damage, which is good because you don't take half fire damage from rage. So you got it down from 25 to 12 damage. And is that enough to take you down? It's not you have two HP left by my account, uh, by my accounting. Yes. So you're down to your last two HP, but you're still standing. So is Tashlin, but Ziraj slips off the roof to his death. Well done. That's what I'm doing. I'm doing it. Absolutely. Now, Erlik, we are back around to your turn. And while you have been injured, you have not been completely killed yet. Role me 1D 20. And if you get a natural 20, you wake up. If you get a tenor higher, you slip closer to stabilizing. But if you get a nine or less, you are dead. I'm sorry to say. Oh, no. D 20. D 20. What do you think? PFC was, I was, no, we're trying to get changed to take a picture. I know. I was unconscious for the, for the game and PFC. Yeah, yeah, it's a bit. Yeah, it was a bit. 18. 18 is so close to waking up. The good news is you are still a, oh, oh, the blessing applies here. Role me 1D 4. And if you can get up to a 20, I'll say this counts. Role a D 4 and as long as you don't get a 1, you're waking up right now, Erlik, with one hit point. For the D 4's, the appearance. The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the one, which is whatever numbers on top. You got a 1, did a 1. I'm very sorry to say that right now you're not waking up though you are. Close your eyes. You're like, bustle, you could blow. And, uh, yes, oh, then, then, then, Erlik, that'll be your turn. It would be Ziraj's turn, but he got taken out by the fireball. So we're up to loud trade winds turn. Loud trade wind. What would you like to do? Attachelin is facing off against you now. And she has like 30 hit points left maybe. Yeah. I'd like to kill my mother. Abs. Oh, absolutely. And for just a moment, when the sacred flame we've been called down, you see a ghostly shape sort of appearing. And she's only not talking to you. She's talking to silent trade wind over here. You don't have to do this. Like, I've just managed to channel enough energy to be here to try to help you out. But the problem is that my life essence is in this illusion. So if anything were to happen to it, I just need to end you know. If you attack that ghostly image of your mother, it will deal damage to her. So, yeah, I'd like to attack and I'd like to say, hey, mom, remember me? I was your first born, you fucking bitch. As you turn to jump from the rooftop to land on the illusory form of your mom, Tatian is like, whoa, where are you going? I thought we're having a fight. Do you say anything to Tatian as you jump out of the fight with her? Yeah, I say to her, yeah, I'm having a fight. The one I've been trying to have since the day I was born. Rollin intimidation check, Tatian goes, oh, that's hardcore. Roll with advantage. Tatian loves this stuff. She's eating it up. So he'd be dead if it wasn't for the healing. What did I say to her? Before he healed me. It is true. I'm going to kill our mom if I survive this. What do you not believe him? Roll me 2D 20s to see if this impresses. No, 16. No, I didn't. One, Tatian, put it in an attack of opportunity to get out of melee with her. There will be a hard, whoa, I want to see how this goes down. And she's like a wrestling fan putting on like her arms on her waist. Like, oh, she's like leaning in putting her arm on her mouth. Like, this is exciting. I would like you to please roll a D20 to jump off the roof. Two. Roll one more time. You have advantage because you're raging. Seven. Seven, but you have like a plus. Where's your sheets, sorry? Like a plus. Center of my piss. That's athletics. Did you get a seven? I was looking for a 15 or higher to take no damage. So you're going to take just one D6. Well, it'll be 2D6 but halved by your rage. So it would have been seven. You take three more points of damage. Sorry, I have one. You stick the land. Actually, you had to HV left. You go to attack your mom and you go, hey, mom, remember me, your first born bitch, you jump off, Tatian goes, whoa, this is epic. And as you land, you land on your foot wrong. You twist, you stumble forward. It turns into a roll and you're just like, boom, boom, boom. Like somebody who jumped out of the car type thing, just rolling along, boom, you land at your mother's feet. Oh, I'm dying. I'm unconscious. You are unconscious. Silent trade, I would like you to please roll for your mother. It's the higher you roll, the more compassion she has for her first born. Oh, wow. The higher the higher the more compassion she has for the son, I just tried to murder her. Yes. Okay. Which dice we'd like me to roll? Only one. Her first born. She's got 11 points of compassion. Okay, she's like, honest, she's right in the middle kind of. Yeah. You see her look down and she looks back at you. And she says, we must heal your brother. And she's extending a hand like she can heal as well. Do you encourage her to heal or do you encourage her now? Yeah. Everybody's feelings are valid in this situation. You know, you get thrown to the wolves. The wolves definitely didn't teach our older brother to try to attempt to kill the loved ones. But you know, we have compassion and love for the family. We love ours. We're going to try to heal. Absolutely. She is going to say, I'm glad that I taught you well. And she puts a hand on your shoulder like, you have turned the other cheek and we together will heal your brother. And on your turn, she is going to heal him. Well, you can do other stuff if you want. But great turn for, uh, let's see, Loud Trade Wind. That is going to bring us to Greg next. But Greg, right now, you're defending devil at the moment. You could roll another saving throw to see if you can try to break free at this point. 14. 14. With your bonus is exactly enough that you would be overcoming for just a moment your instinct to protect double star song. But you can't attack him because you would not have not fully broken free. Okay. What would you like to do? Tastions up on the rooftop. So I see this drama happening. I can't attack him. I can attack her. Yes, you could 100%. Do I have the arm strength to throw my javelin? Yes, you do 100%. Absolutely. You can throw your javelin. That would be a D20 plus whatever the attack bonus is. Probably plus six. It is, it is, damage is 1d6 plus 3. 1d6 plus 3. And what is the attack just before that? D20 plus 6. 6 plus 6. Absolutely. So that is plus 6 to this? 9. You get to throw two javelins. A 15 is not enough. It pings off her armor, unfortunately. 7. 7 is unfortunately. Your heart is not in it. The devil starts to be like, no, she's on on my team. Our team and you're like getting confused. And stuff should I be attacking her? But your javelins are missing. I'm sorry to say you go back to defending him. That's strong. Unfortunately. How does traffic turn? That will bring us to Tashlin's turn next. And Tashlin doesn't have anybody who would attack up there. So she is going to climb back down. She doesn't make it with her bonus action, but she does make it with the rest of her movement. She's going to see who she's going to go after. She sees Ehrlich unconscious, but I'll roll again just to see if that would be her highest priority. Or not. Let's see. Nope. Nope. Okay. Silent trade wind. She sees that you have been healing your teammates and stuff. I do think that between you and Ehrlich, she'll be choosing to go after you probably in that case. So she is going to charge over to you. She is going to attack you two times, or at least with the first attack. We'll see how that goes. No, with a plus seven on that, does a 15 hit your armor class. What is your armor class? Armor class is a 19. Ah, she misses you at clangs off of your armor. And then she hits you with the second one. I am sorry to say. And that is going to be these 12 plus another 13 plus five is 18. More damage. Silent trade wind. That is enough to knock you unconscious. I am sorry. Oh, what a shame. Wow. And so as you fall unconscious, that the end of Tashlin's turn. Silent trade wind, please roll me a D20 to see if you slip closer to death now or come back to life. No, it's just I'm a I rule six. Fix you slip closer to death. Oh, you're a brother. Brother. Brother. Bro. And at this point, Daval star song is up now and trying to mind control. Even more people. Erlix unconscious. So not him. Silent trade wind is also unconscious. So not him. It would be loud trade wind. She, oh, you're unconscious as well. Well, so let me be right now. She likes you and Greg your or sorry. Dabble is let me see if dabble sizing up correctly. Who you actually are. He starts to get suspicious of the other muscle mommy. And he says, listen, I'm going to need your help. Two. Romeo. Whysdo. Saving throw to avoid falling under his control. And I've also. I've got counter charm. Oh. Wow. Yes. OK. Do you start playing your counter charm. Now. Yeah. Roll you're saving throw with advantage. And what music. Or saying. Are you saying to counter. His. His magic. Oh. Abs. Oh. Wow. Wow. Wow. I need to be rounding him out. Roll two times. You have advantage now. Which one? With a D20. Think about it. Three. Roll one more time. A 19. 19 is enough. And as you start to play the counter charm, Greg, please roll again to break free with advantage on this. 14. Orteen is enough, but roll one more time. Just see if you critical hit. 19. 19 is definitely enough. If you break fully free both of you from Davos Charm, and he shrieks now, and he starts getting ready to run because of the order of operations here. As he's running away, a talk of opportunity for Greg, who's right next to him. Role me one D20, Greg, to see if you can take him out. Is he right? 19. 19 is enough. He only has two hit points left. I don't need a damage roll. Do you knock out or kill Davos star song? Kill. I want to kill him. Kill him. Absolutely. Just lock his head right off. Davos star song, The Pretty Boy, The Doom Raiders, is down now, leaving only Tashlin, The Final Doom Raider. Well done. That brings us around again to Wayne. Let's go, boys. Wayne, what would you like to do? I just want to get this straight, so right now, it's just, it's me, Greg, and Tashlin. Absolutely. I mean, correct. Everybody else is unconscious and bleeding out right now. Now both of you have healing magic left over. If you say I'm getting the whole team up and, I mean, you need to deal with Tashlin as well as the problem, but you couldn't get to your team and save them, but you need to deal with them. What about these guys moms? Hmm. I mean, you see her hovering there, like, oh, I don't know what to do here. And she can't heal without him as like a channeling device kind of. So everyone is passed out, but we can heal. You have healing magic. What if we bring back her boys for a price? Oh, I cannot. She can only bring back one. She has to choose. Yeah. She always have so little here. Yeah. So you can heal one and you ask her who should she, who do you want her to bring back? I would like both trade wins to please roll and whoever gets the higher roll. Each one is the one she's going to suggest. And also she should know that we're going to attack the one that does not get healed. Go ahead. You were born first. I don't know. You were born first. I insist. You were born first. No, go. You were born first. Go with the woobs. Go. Two. Two. Hmm. 16. 16. And she goes, I'm sorry. I'm just leaving it up to the pure reality of the situation. I think he is the one that you can more easily save. And just roll me a D20 insight check. This is for Wayne right now. Wayne, since you're the conscious one, roll me one D20. If you have the insight skill, you can add that. I bet you fucking love that. I rolled it 20. With a 20? You know with absolute certainty that he had advantage that he didn't even need on that roll. She was favoring Simon trade wind for certain. And he was always going to win it at the end of the day with his advantage. So she says, I think you should heal the cleric because he'll then be able to heal other people. And she looks over at loud trade wind and just shakes your head. I think, I think this is an evil bitch. And I think that loud trade wind turned out better for not having been raised in her house. Yes. Wow. The wolves taught him well. It taught him about community, taught him about teamwork, sacrifice, sacrifice, nature, being noble, humility, pack above self. Therefore, I think the reality is we have to kill the mom. I think she's going to just go on and create more monsters. Yep. Absolutely. You know that she is vulnerable in this current state. Or attacker, it will hurt her. How vulnerable would she like to join the party that we got going on? At you could roll a persuasion check on her for sure. Do I want a fuck sex mom or killer? What about we both fuck her? She, hey, she puts out big done. Yeah. But if we impregnate her, our spawn is at risk of being abandoned. Well, we would definitely give that spawn to the wolves. We have to name them after Loud Trade one. Loud Trade win too. Who like comes out of the womb looking just like your original Loud Trade one. I wouldn't mind big kept playing like a boy next game. Yeah. Yeah. Alright, so yeah, so maybe, maybe, maybe Greg and I play, you know, Russian roulette with our sperm and we see which one gets to a pregnant. Let's do it with her growl later. Each of you make a persuasion check on the tray, on Mother Trade. You don't want to do this if there's no consent though. There, if you roll well enough, she will give you consent. Okay, okay. If you roll really well, she can be double consent. Double consent. That's great material. That's 12 pretty good. She's into it. 14. 14, she's into this a little bit more. Okay. So what I would say, and you see her kind of nodding along with your suggestion, she is very interested in what you are putting down right now. And if you want her to come in a more physical form, you see her start manifesting and she goes, you know what, maybe I should hang out here more physically and as she starts to appear, suddenly from where she is just jumped off the rooftop, Tashlin goes, whoa, whoa, whoa. Guys, leave it without me. She's jealous. And I would like you to roll a persuasion check now. No advantage or disadvantage. All one dice roll to see his Tashlin down for this. Within eight. I know it. No, one more roll. I had a role to see how into it. She was, she was pretty into it. I did worse to him. Oh, no, with the eight, Tashin says, no, wait a minute. You got to choose her or me. And she raises her sword. And the mother looks back and forth like, I don't know what's going on exactly. Yeah. I think, I think we got to kill Tashlin, right? We could let her go. No, she's trying to kill us though. She's got her sword out. She's like through tears like my fellow doom raider. You killed them all. I did, I did. I'll kill her, you fuck mom. Yeah, sounds good. Feel absolutely. Away, you didn't persuade her to go in on a three, this three-some with you, but that's four away. Absolutely. That's right, absolutely. Erlik would be up next. Erlik just rolled me a D20. If you get a critical hit, you're jumping in this fight. As long as you don't get a nine or less, you're not dead. Locked in. You got a four. Erlik, I'm sorry to say there is a sudden sport from out of where his groin was and the bleeds out. Loud trade when please roll me a D20, but even if you get a, if you get a one right now, you die, but that's the only way you die. 14, you're actually stabilizing right now. You're doing okay, but you don't wake up. And then Greg, that brings us to you right before Tashin would get to go. You have this one turn. Finisher. To deal. Finisher. 30 points damage to her. Finisher. Um, can I do compeldool so she doesn't fight anybody? I love it. You do compeldool so you'll roll her saving throw. Just barely she has to fight you now 100%. So she's in a face off one on one fight with you. You can attack her two times. And if you hit her and smiter twice, that is an e. Can I sacred weapon of lance? Role me a D20. So you quickly enough and normally cost your whole. It's a two. That's fine. I'm sorry to say you know, either do you see your weapon or you can hit her twice. Smite or hit her twice. Obviously, Role me 1D20 for your first attack. 13. 13 just to get out of the way, that's just barely a hit. Roll the second attack now to see if that one hits. 16. 16 both of those are hits. Role me 2D4 plus 6 for both physical hits. Cause each one's 1D8 plus 3. 4. 4. Okay. 3. 3 so 7 plus 6 is going to be 13 so far. You just need actually not even 17. You only need 16 more. And if you smite her two times, you get another 6D8. Actually, you would have to do a first and a second of those smites will be 5D8, but I think you can get it. You just need 17 on 5D8 to deal the final. Let's do 17. Let's try. Let's try. A one. Oh, oh, oh, a two. You got three left. A four. You need 10 on these last two. A one. Oh no, you need it. Not possible. And an eight. And an eight. Oh, she's down to two hit points left. Now you can pill duel against her. So she has to keep fighting you now. She looks up at you and goes, I yield. And answer sword in the ground. Do you accept this surrender or do you instead with your bonus action, deal the final blow to take her down? We've killed enough today. It's time to create life. Yeah, absolutely. One of us now. Then I would like to see one final persuasion check on Mama Tradewind just to see how this goes. With advantage on this. Seven. Seven is okay. But you have the last name after the husband ran out. We're doing that. Six. Six. With the seven. And what's your persuasion bonus? Do you have a plus eight or a plus seven? I have a plus six. A plus six. With a 13, she agrees to go on a date with you. But only if you also save one of her sons, I would say. Now in the meanwhile, let me just see two dice rolls from our palette and real quick to see how Tashlin's feeling about you. A 14. And a nine. Okay, with a 14 plus what's your persuasion bonus? A plus six. A six. That's a dirty 20. Tashlin has mate swapped over to the palette and now. So she's now dating you. Your dating trade wins mom. Okay. And it's going really well for you. I got to point it out. I'm gonna say it goes really well for you too. But only if you heal one of her sons. Do you agree to? Well, so we're on a date right now. You are. That's a pretty forward topic to be bringing up on the first day. So what's the sun to you? I mean, does that? I get nervous when I'm on dates. I kind of rather just go fly by moth. Absolutely. I'm a percent. And you know what? I'm going to save one of her sons. I'm going to save one of her sons. But her, but under the condition that the son calls me dad. Okay. 100%. She agreed. The rest of his life. Yeah. If we're all further adventures, she goes. I'm sure he'll be okay with it. All further adventures. I'd like to save Loud Trade Wind. I'm so want to save Loud Trade Wind. You suddenly find yourself waking up as a healing word spell is cast upon you. You did not die in time if that's what you're hoping for. As you wake up, your mother informs you that she helped your teammate save you. But now he is my dad. That's a point. I'm pop. Yeah. You call me. Yeah, I'm a cool stepdad. So we've, we beat everyone. Congratulations, everyone. Yeah. You have defeated the doom raiders. You have saved the city for them and restored your reputation and leveled up to level seven. Let's go. Everybody. Well, let's finish with this because I had the robot question, rho b a c k dot com promo code take 20% off your first purchase Q zips polo's hoodies jogger shorts, rowback dot com promo code take Tim. When we see you again this summer, I would like permission to continue the storyline of the trade win boys. And I would like to get vengeance in this life or next 100%. I think this will be a little bit of a custom trade win theme family adventure is what I'm going to be doing for our next answer. And to answer Hank's question about the name, my father, Mr. Tradewin was actually like the greatest dad ever, but he passed away during childbirth. And then it was so disgusting to watch. And then Mama Tradewin was Mama Tradewin said that I reminded her too much of the barbarian father. And that's why she cast me out to the wolves. How did your dad leave sperm for Zach? No, we're half brothers. So she remarried, but she kept the name. But she was so disgusted with me because the reason that I'm alive, he is dead. So she cast me out to the wolves remarried, but kept the name trade win because she loved the barbarian so much. So that's the story. That next sense. Yeah. The rich narrative. I'm going to weave into our next adventure. And I'm coming for you, buddy. You killed your father? No. I'm going to be a kid because of childbirth. I never get to my dad. Your dad's actually a bitch. We'll get to him. We'll get to him. We'll get to him. You never met him. He's a bitch. Never met him. Never met him. I might have further questions about my email before our next game. Absolutely. His dad, from what I read in the scripture was actually married to your mom. And then your dad came into town. Then she dumped his dad. Your dad died. Then she married back. She went back. Yeah. And now. And now he's sitting at home just sitting, twiddling his thumbs. Well, your mom is out, hoaring around. Oh my God. I believe in by positivity. She wants to go on dates. Let her go on dates. She's grown one. Tim, you're the best. Thank you. You guys are so great. Thank you so much. I love this. This was like something totally new trying to attack five guys. Absolutely. My team versus your team felt like it would be inappropriate. It was some way to play today. Well Max, and tax five guys like every day around noon. All right. We'll see everyone. And that was it for the six female Chinese boy whisperers. By the way, the can't forget we made our name. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 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