Chris Franjola on Britney Spears, JFK Jr, LA and The Swan

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This doesn't happen a long time, but there was a time, it probably happened like twice in my life of doing stand-up, maybe like 10 years ago, when I would come out, you know, in the club and just like take pictures if anyone wanted whatever. And I mean, this guy just like tipped me. I love it. It's happened like twice to me and I'm, you know, they'll just slip you a 20, like nice show, like I'm a hooker or something. I know. And I was like, no, you don't have to, I was like, all right, well, it's $20, it's $20. Right, right, yeah. And I guess it's kind of like when you see like a live performer at like a Maastros. Yeah. I always give those people some cash. Do you? Okay. Well, that's different. Yeah, they have a cop out. That's one thing, but I wonder that maybe somebody that doesn't go to comedy clubs that much just thinks that's kind of the thing. Like, oh, this sad gal is just really struggling. I mean, it was cheap in it a bit. Yeah, like I don't like, he probably was like, I didn't even know who I was or how he ended up there that night, but was like, I need to help this mother out. Like you wouldn't give like a Dell 20 bucks after the Vegas show. So it is, I don't know, a fine line, but anyway, I'll take the 20. Oh my gosh. Okay. So we need to talk about our girl, Britney Spears. Oh boy. So this is what happened. It was very late at night. I think that this, that she was someone called in describing the car saying it was swerving and looks suspicious from there. A Ventura County Sheriff and the Ventura County Sheriff's they don't fuck around and they never have. Okay. So they, he pulls her over and now I've heard different things. One is that she only had a 0.06, but she also went to the hospital because I'm guessing she refused the breathalyzer. Or maybe it was too low and they wanted to see if it could be higher. Yeah. Because what you can do is if you say, I don't want to do a breathalyzer, that's fine, but then you will go to the hospital and they will take a blood test, which is more accurate as far as I know defense attorneys prefer a blood to a breathalyzer. They believe it's more accurate and maybe leaning towards. Also, it's going to take another 30 minutes to get your buzz worn down a little bit. I don't know. Now, so she got arrested. She was just there for a couple hours. She came home. Her manager, Kate Hudson, Kate, not Kate Hudson, he wrote something. Saying, you know, the family is working together. She's going to get the help that she needs so that she can live like a successful happy existence, not even like success, like performing just that. And her sons are going to visit her. And that's where, and I guess the last thing she posted that night was like at 10 at night. And it was not good. You know, it was a weird felt hat, the brown sensible pumps. Where she out and or at her house at the house posted that which could have been right then she could have recorded or she could have been an old one. Who knows. And then she was pulled over just off of Westlake. So she was coming back from like more park or something. I think a restaurant or where was she? No, because we don't know where she was because someone called to say it looks like this. This driver could be impaired. Oh, OK. I remember when the road that you take to my house, someone had filmed her. I remember that being a couple of months ago. And people were like, why didn't you call the police? It was pretty erratic. It was pretty erratic. So I believe that I believe this story to be true as far as she was. It was erratic driving. Maybe but maybe she didn't have a DUI. Maybe she's just a really fucking shitty driver and she is probably, you know, taking something. Some people feel it is what I say some people, I mean, you know, discussions that are happening could have to do. Could this be a little more sinister? Oh, and that was she set up. Oh, nothing ever just happens anymore. No, was she set up because she just sold her whole catalog? What? Why would? Oh, so who's mad about that? I think of is do you want her kind of this will cause an intervention? Yeah. And maybe she'll get better, which is fine. Or is there something in that this way now that it's sold, other people can be performing. I don't know what the correlation would be. I don't believe that correlation. I don't believe she went out. Someone saw her erratically driving. This is not LA. This is like more suburbia and someone called and it really happened. But Britney Spears being erratic is nothing new. I mean, you know what I mean? So I don't think I don't know about the setup thing. No, I don't think it's a matter of time where something like this was going to happen. All she wanted to do was drive in her car. Remember that she just said when she was in the conservatorship, she wanted to go. She wanted to get coffee, massages and and like go spotting and driving her car. Yeah. I mean, this is going to be a problem. But if it is a point, oh, six, and she doesn't have a DUI, but maybe she is in a rehab regardless. And she, you know, because the rest of the DUI doesn't mean she has a DUI. Right. If her defense says she's a point, oh, six, then she won't have it. But in the meantime, the whole world knows that this happened. Right. And now she has to get help. I had read something that there were also some sort of drugs in the system, whether they just be like prescription drugs. Right. I read that too. So and then I thought like the last couple of dances, the boobs have been popping out. That's a new. Oh, how she's squeezing them. No, they're coming out. They're coming completely out of the out of the nightgown or whatever she's wearing. She's wearing some sort of. Teddy. She had like the clothes. I always do. Like I always snap it and then I like zoom in. I know you've caught a couple of dog shits. Yeah. But then I like, I'm like, there's a rack of clothes. There's. Yeah. I mean, it's not great. The whole thing is just not a. I mean, there was another report where she couldn't like, she lives in a community where it's like, I think it's a gate, you know, not with a guard and you have to remember your code. Right. And there was some other report like she was there. She couldn't, you know, remember the code and I mean, yeah. Yeah. She, but the thing is, is like, when someone's like, she's, when someone tells you like you're crazy and you need to whatever, get on the meds to make you not be crazy. Now, I think they're like, happy though, now they can say yes, but you endangered yourself and others. So now you have to get back on this thing or just don't drive. Okay. Maybe as someone that has a mental issue, she's like, fine then. I'll just never drive again. I don't want to, I like spinning around. I don't ever want to perform for money. I just like Instagram and I like slapping my own ass and, you know, smear it. You know, smearing my lipstick and doing my own hair and extension extensions. I don't know, but I'm like, some people just, why can't they stay crazy? If they're not hurting anyone, why can't she just stay crazy? I think some people do, you know, you tell some people you see feeding pigeons, you know, in the park, you know, at odd hours. I think that she's, I think she would be that person. If she didn't have money. Yeah. If she didn't have money. You know what I mean? I don't know. I mean, as I've said since the beginning, you know, everybody, I got a lot of heat for it. I said that I think the conservatorship was a good thing. I don't know if I'm right or wrong here, but I feel like at this point, it didn't get, once it was lifted, things didn't turn around like everybody thought they were going to. I think when it was, I think they'll, at the heart of it, everybody was benefiting by her taking these drugs and getting on stage and working in Vegas. Right. And she was not benefiting from the work. Yeah. And that's where she was like, fuck this. And I remember that there was that moment where she came out and they were going to announce a whole nother thing like an MGM or something. Yeah. And she came out and just like walked away. Yeah. And then she was like, oh, my dad's sick. And I think that was right before the conservatorship ended. She was like, I'm not going to sign. I don't want to end up working like this for another five years where everyone gets the money and I'm the only one not enjoying it. I like being at home spinning around. Yeah. That's what she likes. You know? Speaking of which, before I forget, because it's not on my list of things to talk about, our magician. Speaking of MGM. Yeah. MGM David Copperfield, who has been there forever. We told you that we that I saw the show. You've performed there, but you never did see his show. Did you? I've seen it years ago. Okay. Yes. Not the current one with the alien and stuff. No, not this new. But I performed at a theater next to his. Yes. And well, we told you the story about how we went to go and everything. And it'll be a moment that with the people I saw it with, like we were like bonded. Like it was the craziest, weirdest, overtly sexual. He has a, it looked like he stuffed his pants from the entire drive home from Las Vegas. We looked up everything. So you have great, you have like front row seats. Yes. And he comes out like the, he's 71 now. And the pictures. Shocking. Around the MGM. He looks nothing like that. Oh yeah. He's 35 in those pictures. Yes. So first it's like a jump scare. Yeah. So you haven't seen, nobody's seen the man like at 71. So talk about like conspiracy theories and stuff like that. When all the drive home, like we're like looking at the reddits and all this stuff where people are like, I think he has someone performing for him. I'm like, no, no, it's him. He's just older. Yeah. And so there's awful stories of accusations and stuff throughout his life. He's all over the F.C. files. He's been all over them for. He's hugging Gisela in a robe. Yeah. And he had his own island. Yeah. And like forever. I remember he dated Claudia Schiffer. Claudia Schiffer for a long time. Yeah. But I looked up and I think he's like married with kids now, but I don't know who he like how old the wife is or whatever. Yeah. And then this other that we found the guy, this guy said, I used to work for him and he was, you know, and my job was I would drive him back every night from the show and he would get fast food and he would eat the fast food in the car because like whoever he was with was not supposed to know that he was having fast food and just all these like weird things. Yeah. And then but the show is going to end April something. Yeah. But they're saying that it's because of the EBST. Yes. Definitely. It appears to be that. Yeah. But also, you know, these type of things, I think sometimes the greatest thing that happens to like corporate America is me too, EBST and whatever. Because sometimes I think they're probably like trying to get rid of some older performer or newscaster who makes way more than they could get. Yeah. I can get a 25 year old to read the teleprompter and whatever. So they're like, but they're in these long contracts and then all of a sudden they're like great news. We got rid of them. We got rid of Matt Lauer. Yeah. Matt Lauer. Right. And then and then they're like, OK, well, your contract, there is a morality clause. That's how they get you. And by you having an affair, fucking an intern, whatever, being whatever discussed like you are in the EBST in France. Yeah. Now we're going to end this. So that's what I think happened. Yeah. So now at the end of April, he's just I guess done, right? Right.哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎 In his song but Drake just said maybe he just make Ebbstein Island disappear in his next big thing because he keeps part of this show is he says I am Going to make the moon disappear. I was a little holding back how much I talked last time Yeah, because I thought like if I perform there again, he'll still be there But now that I know that he won't be I just don't care The funny thing was I don't know anything about the man, but I've heard you know It's hold my whole life. I'm hearing of David Copperfield. I thought he was like some amazing Person from a far off land. It turns out he's like from New Jersey Oh, he's just like a regular guy from New Jersey. I don't know why I thought he was This this show he does this whole thing and this whole like throughline about his father and He acts like it's old videos of his parents and stuff and it's like halfway through you're like, okay No, these are just actors. It's just like a created story. What I it was so and then there's an alien element that's like But I'm telling you I'm telling you the weirdness because I'm saying you need to go see it because you'll never And you need to go see it with someone that like you would laugh in church with like yeah That kind of friend to go see this thing before it's over with Because I don't think you know I've heard stories I've had friends who when you do comedy there they they ask you like if you want to go see anything well, you can get you in and I it's always been like a timing thing because you got to run right from there to the show and I think I don't need to But my friends have all come back from the coffers were going same thing you said they're like wow it is wild like Your same thing like he doesn't does not the same person that you see in the pictures and Everything else I mean it was and he's really falling in the performance Honestly, it was the highlight of my Bravo con experience because it was like there was six of us there and we just were like I just like mouths on the floor like what is this crying laughing like Brady and Julie Julie is obsessed like it Yeah, go see this You got a couple more weeks look up all the stuff about him before or after Because not only are they the Epstein? He had his own stories allegations going back way back from like young girls that you can take out from the audience that were like You know not 18. Yeah, then he pursued allegedly and like all that kind of stuff Right, and I was reading this, you know Knowing that he remembering the island and remembering all the stories and we're reading this on the way back in November Before the big drop of the Epstein files, and I was like so Everyone's just ignoring all these stories. Yeah, these are legit awful stories. He was one of the first names that came out it was like David Cuffield and and You know I'm a guy who's in Stephen Hawking and David Cuffield. I'm like, oh those are the two This Steven. Yeah, like a Stephen Hawking just like no matter what you're just thinking. Oh this unattractive, you know genius who's you know bound by a wheelchair still a perv It doesn't matter how pathetic your life is like it's like the same thing when people are like oh This ugly old rich man that thinks I'm a queen. He'd never cheat on me. Yeah, I will right yeah I will I saw a picture in the paper of Stephen Hawking with two girls next to him in bikinis And it said Stephen Hawking relaxing with two You know bikini class but I said he has no other choice than to relax. That's his position His spine is gone like all he does is relax Well, everyone's got that one friend who's always wearing the cutest outfits and you're like, where did you get that? Can I just go shop in your closet? 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But anyway shot up the thing And you can see like, you know where it was shot up and she's you know The bail is set for 10 million, which means someone used to come up with a million We don't we know her name, but we don't know Why she was there what her connection is. I assume she's just a crazed fan. That's what I've heard. Yeah um But like was reanna home at the time I mean, no, no, she probably has house. No, no, I mean she has three kids now. She's pregnant with third or something I mean regardless like so freaking scary. So that was awful Then rachel zoe's house was burglarized. Um, she was not there. No one was hurt But I just find it interesting because she's now real house west of berrely hills And of the current cast of real house west of berrely hills Dereet was robbed. Yeah Like at gunpoint insider house. Oh, she was there. She was there. Oh, shit And there was a lot of controversy of people wondering Is this a real story? Is this whatever? Um, but it appears to still her story holds up. No one's ever said it was like a justy small ed situation That's never been proven Then uh, kyle wasn't home. Her house was robbed Of like, you know air looms purses all this stuff Kathy hilton her sister was just robbed and her husband was home And he got out his gun and the guy was like in the house and everything. He's okay. No one was hurt um Sutton who's on the show her house was robbed when she was not there and I'm like You know, the whole thing of these reality shows is All the fans are like, we want to see real wealth. We want to see real So people show up their shit. The cameras are in their homes. Oftentimes people like I remember the Kardashians all those years that you would see the old Kardashians that wasn't the outside of their house They did a different outside of their house. Yes, even though they're behind gates and everything that can only do so much and so But they don't do that for real house wives. They show at their real house Yes, and they film their real house and there's a new girl now that bought the old house of kyle's And she is a money manifestor. That's her job She tells that me she tells what she's like Her name's Amanda and she goes I make more in a month than my husband makes any year So I'm or her fiance. So I'm planning the wedding for the way I want it I empower women. I tell them how to manifest money So by journaling by taking her courses. That's it spend 7500 And you can learn how to manifest your own money wealth. That's amazing. Who falls for this bullshit women There's so much of this bullshit going on and I'm shocked by it Like if I got to watch mel robbins one more time to tell me to get a good night's rest. I'm like no shit I said it. I think it's women women Are looking for the answer they go to the tarot card readers they go They they more of us go to church more of us manifest more of us do the the secret You know and there's a lot of things, you know prayer prayer shouldn't cost money and manifesting shouldn't cost money But then there's these tools that are like coaching tools that people sell And it's their right to make that money and if you buy it Yeah, teddy melanchem before she got into podcasting her job was She would just yell at you through text about how much you can eat that week And people paid 500 a week Really and they should be like show me your food Yeah, and they'd say this is my food for the day and she's like too many carrot slices next time three less Who's all true? sounds like my mother And then she taught people under her to be Uh, it called accountability coach, but they weren't nutrition. They weren't they didn't have degrees in nutrition or physical You know being a private trainer nothing like that So there's a woman who's a money manifestor, but how does she really make the money? Is there that's it? You people buy the courses there is no the product is her telling you to just how to journal so then she had an episode where she It said hey everybody, you know, I got you these journals and now I need you to sit around the house And like write, you know If money wasn't an option where would I want to be next year if you know and like imagine it And I'm all for like the manifestation stuff like and and putting it all together But I don't need a course for it. I just kind of think of it and hope for it and then I look back and I go oh that did kind of work out that way but um That's which but and she's now talking about her wealth all the time and showing her home if I was her I would be like I'm What better security can I get right now? I would be really terrified living in LA On a street that anyone can drive on I've heard that they're looking for like the purses That's what I've heard like all of these break-ins. Yeah, they're looking for the expensive I heard somebody ended up suing who they stole from because they went and the purses were fake I They're like I wasted my time I went to the real real and it turned out they were fake and here's this big palm beach lady that was actually like she was rich But a lot of them are fake. I bet they are you can get now these super fake Like air made berkin bags. They call super fake because they really are like crocodile skin and stuff They're not from air made but they're fake. They look like air made but they're like six thousand dollars Like a lower-end crocodile Like a homeless crocodile They're not red. Yeah, right. They're not living in an orange tank like air made but it's uh, you know like So if you're rich and you're walking around with a crocodile bag People will think oh she spent 65 000 on that because she is that rich but the truth is she only spent six Right. It's still not from the store. I mean, there's one you new york city. They're on you can see them They laid the one she can get you know 150 or 350 for 350 those are those fakes Yeah, but then if you you know, so all of it. Yeah, so these people are robbing and you know It's A bummer because she's always but that's all she talks about rachel's always like i'm a vintage girl I mean, I have vintage chanel then should good she vintage this You know, she's so Yeah, she's a real housewife. Yeah, she basically took the job so that she could destroy the husband that she's divorcing Oh, got it. She likes to talk a lot about what a dickie is And it's better to get it out that way like talking with other people that if you were just to like Do a podcast solo episode of how much you hate your husband. This is much more organic And uh, talk to the kids about it. Whatever. She's very entertaining on it, but I'm telling you if I was a robber Yeah, this and someone said hey, where should we rob this week? I'd be like Let's get ourselves some vintage Gucci and stuff because that stuff's not fake. Who has that? Well, rachel's oh, yeah All right. So anyway, it's scary. Okay um, our guy timothy shallow may was in some type of interview and he was talking about Films and you know people are going to see less films and so he basically said look I want this art to stay around forever. I don't want it to turn into like ballet and opera I'm paraphrasing but basically I read the whole thing to see the contest but he was talking to mccana matthew mccana, right? Yeah, he was talking to somebody else. It was mccana. Hey, I don't know And you know podcast or what so basically, you know that people don't in his opinion He didn't think people were rushing to go see those things as maybe they did 100 years ago, right? and I was thinking about it and I want and listen, I believe that there's people that sing opera and learn ballet and everything that are young today But I have often thought Now I'm an older person, you know gen X and If we're not going to it Because we were raised in it like I just think you either go to it Like you either go to hockey games or whatever or you don't right? I think there's an audience for it Sure, and it was you were never part of it, but I did go to an opera Like, I don't know like 15 years ago. We got tickets and I took my mother-in-law And after like about 35 minutes. I was like Are you like Failing this and she's like no I go would you care if we left are we going to drive all the way down? And I just I just it wasn't for me. Yeah And that's fine But I understand why all these people are mad and they're like, you know doing these videos of like Um try this timothy shalamane. It was this guy You know In a little onesie spinning around on one of those uh vibrating things Well, he's able to spin around while it vibrates doing a plie or whatever because he's an incredible ballet ballet dancer Now ballet, I feel like people will always want to go see ballet. Yeah, because but I also feel like You know in our generation You're like if you put your daughter in ballet, they'd be like what the fuck is wrong with you you almond mom You're gonna give your daughter a eating disorder like every bit person that's ever had an any ballet Is tells is on a podcast saying like I hate my mom And I didn't want to do this and this was awful and I you know, they were weighing me and You know, my ankles don't work now. I don't know feet. Yeah We had one girl at our school that had that was a ballerina And she was the only one we knew and we every two weeks she had to get new shoes And so we were like can we have a pair and they're like hanging on for decorate our rooms And you could see you know the the dried blood inside because she's spinning around And then I went to her house and the mom made this beautiful meal. Yeah, and she's like none for you None for the kid. Yeah. Oh god And I got the meatloaf and the mashed potatoes and she had to have literally a carrot You know what she needs and then tiny mini-cali. I was just gonna say she needs a text from teddy melon Too many carrots everybody carrots. Oh my god that See my problem with ballet was I went to a couple and the few that I've seen were these odd This guy he's kind of famous for like turning famous like plays into ballets and the uh Adults play the kids parts So because too many picket little kids were molested. I don't know whatever They don't have the you know union rules or whatever they can't work certain hour So, you know and anytime an adult plays a kid part especially in something like that they really got to overdo it They just give them the big rainbow lollipop That was some like 38 year old man spinning around with a big rainbow lollipop and And a propeller hat. I'm like, all right. I mean, I think that's creepier than just watching a kid do it Oh my god. Yeah. Um, so anyway, I think shall I was kind of joking or he was just like talking But he was also I said I go I think he's being kind of humble by saying Look the art form that we're doing right now. It might not be around. Yeah in In 20 years the way things are moving so fast if people aren't if people don't go to see movies and all that And then he also said like how the action now they're saying the action has to be right at the front of the film So then Drake goes, yeah, that really pissed me off. I want to go see that Jurassic Park or whatever the latest one And he goes in the first five minutes are just people getting ripped and torn by dinosaurs and the rest of it He's like, where's the dinosaurs? Like there was no more Right. Yeah, it's just and um, that's funny. So it's yeah I think he was trying to be like just because we're movie stars today doesn't mean that we'll have the luxury of being it That's why I think he was a lot of people are also saying that this kind of screwed his chances at winning best actor now Because now he's not yeah, I mean some stink on him. Yeah, exactly Yeah, and then I yeah, and then snl did a joke about it being like, you know, you said no one's interested in Opera or ballet, but you also did a movie about ping pong And yeah, and I haven't seen it. I did did you love it? It's okay. It's pretty good. I mean definitely watchable What is it? So he's just a ping pong player. There's more to it than that But yeah, it's it is about ping pong in the end, but it's a little childhood trauma was he bullied or anything It's the same guy who did uncut gems. You ever see that movie uncut gems with Adam Sandler? Yeah, so it's like really frenetic and kind of wild It's kind of actiony and moves a lot. Does it have a narration? Yeah, a little bit. It's good movie. Check it out. We wouldn't be disappointed. We were at Like eating outside and this this song that song was playing that is um You just a right away. You're just a lot of that, you know that rolling stone song. That's oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, anyway, it was on and I was like, oh my god. This is like in every martin's scorescaze He's always like this is where I met booby-dee bop booby-dee bop He he always knew where to get the best ladies, you know Is that your audition for a month's cosay? Yeah, and then it's like and then it's always someone slowly walking to the jet. Yeah, it's always like a cocaine filled suitcase or money or whatever It's always that song, but I'm like when you say the frenetic I'm like, yeah when you see like a style of a movie like that about someone's life And then they do that Narration to keep you with the near wizard aeration or no Yeah, there is a narration. Yeah movie. Yeah. I was always told that's a that's a lazy way to write Well, of course it covers a lot of ground. Yeah, you know instead of showing it. You just yeah, yeah, and then Yeah, it stops. Yeah record scratch. Yeah, yeah Let me tell you that's harry mcgee Sounds like we got his corset easy movie um Your co-worker my co-man. Yeah, megan markle. Yes, your co-worker Uh, the netflix deal is done. I don't think this is any surprise netflix ends megan markle's partnership They of course were very classy about it. They said it was a this time has run out We are not renewing it. But we're so excited to see What she'll do to grow the brand as ever on her own. Yeah, which is the jam She's got a lot of jam which I said they said the netflix offices were filled with the jam I I read some report, you know, they can't even give it away as damn jam everywhere And then they said the jam wasn't even made like in california Maybe like idaho or something. Oh really? Yeah, and so because it was supposed to be Whatever the jam was called was based Or originally she had some other name. I can't even she doesn't really anyway as ever or as if or whatever as fuck I don't know what it's called. I think it's as ever. Yeah, I think you were right Anyway, what I have what now, I mean, where do we go from here? We are so close to doing my prediction, which is what I've always said another but you already did a podcast No, join she will end up joining an ensemble reality show cast That follows their lives And I don't it's coming closer than I even like a real housewives. Yeah, something like that Oh, that would be that's too she can't do that It's going to happen really. Yeah, because you know Because it will and even in that I don't think that she will be that exciting to watch But it'll be a name to like get the deal sold. Okay I wouldn't be surprised if she was trying to put it together herself where she could have like final edit and she's like recruiting some Montecito preschool moms being like would you want to do something like this? But then she's probably gonna say but unlike housewives, it'll be about women entrepreneurs supporting each other I just watched a show about women entrepreneurs supporting each other. What is it called? It's called CEO club Oh, what's that on serena williams prime or something? Oh, and It's fine, but it's not it's it's not as entertaining as when they're ripping their each other's heads off for coming late to the charity event Don't figure that out after the ratings are down like start flipping over tables Yeah, I mean, you know you follow them on their at their book signing at Barnes and Noble Then you follow them when they get their wax museum their wax figure and then you follow them at their beauty launch Right, you know with the flower wall and people taking photos. It's just kind of like We've seen it all like that's not Going to people's like press events as a reality show is not really juicy. So that's what I think is gonna happen. Okay I mean, what about afternoon television? What about moving into that? Kelly Clarkson world No, she does not have the popularity anymore I think she's getting to the point where people just don't really care that much They don't even care enough to like rip on her Yeah, people didn't even rip on the second season like they did the first because they were like The jokes old and I don't really care right What do you think's gonna happen to her right? Well Here's what I I mean, I think I said it before on here Uh, you got to start making yourself seem a little more human I know I don't you know, I don't know a day-to-day life, but You're not as anyone else. That's part of the problem So I'm like I'm not kidding when I say a couple of pop-ups on set on that live All of a sudden you're like, oh, okay Maybe she is fun. Like and then you're grounded more like she's true. Nobody knows what she is Okay, so now you work at SNL Yeah, and her people pitch is pitch her to do something Which you know, they're not going to just say right or anything like no she's gonna I don't think I think that the wave is past like I think you could be right. I think she it's just like I just don't think people would care Yeah, but I The only way I think it can happen is if and I don't want this to happen is if they broke up And then she was really free. She's now Sarah Ferguson, which she's in a lot of hot water. She's all over the obscene files and all that but She's just kind of like I'm the ex-principal and she kind of Can get real like you like just talking about like, oh my god Like what if here I like here I thought I was going to have this but she never will I don't think I don't think so Yeah, that's part of the problem. But yeah, who knows? I mean, I still think she's very Fun to look at like I still think she's really pretty Do you think there's acting again at all back to acting like full on real Whatever she was doing suits and things like that I think there's so few acting jobs and I think it wouldn't be convenient for like where her life is That I think she's like a little bit. I hate to say it lazy the podcast sounded like she was real lazy The show was very lazy. She's putting it Crater Joe's peanut butter pretzels into a bag. I mean in her own house, but it wasn't her house She made like a house down the street And then they get all two seasons together in like two weeks like knocked it out So I I'm like, I don't think that she will want to get up at 4 a.m. And drive to Warner center Yeah, Warner brothers and Be in a trailer for 12 hours learning lines to Grey's Anatomy. I just don't think it's gonna happen. Right. Okay. All right The swan pageant we knew this was coming. Hulu is gonna visit the swan. I literally said after the America's next top model. I go now. They're just gonna do every horrible Every show from the 90s. Yeah, we're a 25 year olds gonna do a tick tock going. I can't believe they did this Right. Yeah, who who are these monsters that green lit the show and then also watched it from home Yeah, and the swan is one of them and I cannot wait because there is not a show I want to know more about where are they now than the swan? Yeah Have you seen anywhere are they now from it or anybody? I just remember shortly after And there were two swans a guy and a girl That got all the plastic surgery, you know pinned back the ears filled the cheeks short the nose Got the hair extension so they look like miss piggy walking around like turn around like that big long hair and and um Two swans had a baby. Oh, yeah, and I need to see what that baby looks like because they're very genetically Years are out, right The schnauzer schnau I don't know. I need to see what that baby looks like So and then also they went back to their hometowns and it's like You know, do they have money to keep Getting the bowtalks do they have money to keep filling their hair extensions? Like they're gonna go back to working at the dairy queen, right? So I'm Yeah, like I think this will be interesting Very interesting. I just remember remember And and dr. Debrou had a de Bro's husband from oc. He was one of the original doctors. Oh, yeah, that's right Remember they couldn't look at themselves And they'd lose weight and then they'd get all the surgery feels like a hundred years ago I vaguely remember and then they'd be like, okay And then they look the thing and they look in the mirror after they've had all the plastic surgery Have a look to the mirror for three months like the swelling everything has to go down and they're just like It was so It was crazy. Yeah, but kind of crazy fun, but awful I always felt it was weird. They used to do things like this not to this length, but yeah I think it was like the today show or something. They would go out to the plaza They would just do a haircut on a guy and maybe give them a better fitting pants Yeah, and I was always like, well, what if you're the guy who probably thinks hey, I look great And then they're like you're searching around. We need somebody gross And there's poor guys out there with a sign happy birthday to his wife at 6 a.m. Like you're gross enough. What? Yeah, you I remember being at my first apartment in brentwood Desperate to be on tv picking up the drama logs and sending out the headshot And I'm like, I know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get picked for a makeover Okay, so I put on this awful outfit and I parted my hair down the middle and I had no makeup And I was like like I just really and I sent it in and I was like I just am ready for a makeover. I'm like this front-bed person and like They didn't pick me. Oh, but I mean I was really like Oh, sure you can chop my hair and like make me look like Jennifer Aniston I don't fucking care. Like I just want to be on tv It always looks good when they cut like a guy's hair Yeah, there was a few though. I've seen that people have reached from the Archives and put on and there was one that was like not good They did this like where they like a day one. Yeah, they took off her hair and made it like spiky and short and it was like the worst it was like, oh I don't know. There's been some that were bad, but that was a big thing in the talk show world Yeah, was the makeover from working title producers of bridget jones and love actually looking for the still called analy I'll help you find her comes the truly feel-good British rom-com that's being called a five star instant classic Tell me you didn't have the school email. What message every Emily? Hailed as hilarious and original. 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Yeah, she's a daniel Bogosi, I believe her real name is yes and And so anyway, she makes whatever 68 million dollars a year doing only fans And I'd like to I need to see the receipts on that every time I hear that num those numbers I'm like, I just don't I don't believe it. I'm sorry I know how come the funny thing is nobody believes anything anymore Like we were saying there's might be a conspiracy here, but yet that one everyone's like yeah 68 million definitely Have you seen that girl that little trolls making 68 million dollars on there? Absolutely not No way I always feel like for that It's got to be the initial amount like for the piper rakel or whatever he was she was like a youtuber kid Okay, and she basically had like her own i carly show type of thing But like on you and then she went on and then you know and then they were like countdown till piper turns 18 There's a whole huge countdown like a time square or something Same thing with that girl catching me outside. Yeah and then A bunch of losers waiting could you imagine david kapa feels waiting? And so anyway, then she did it but But drake said that she waited like two months after her birthday and he's like she really missed like the I'm like, I don't think she's like drink is one of the guys wait. Yeah. I said I go. Did you do it? But it was too she made like two million, but i'm like, okay So right now you're doing you know two million and 68 million a big difference But also is it two million just for that month? Like are you gonna keep those people for the next five years as you enter your 20s? Gross Yeah Nobody wants to see that Oh man, and uh And then like she was like it was some like article about her, you know, um Whatever collaborating with some other girl And it's interesting like they're they're cute girls, but it's like what really does well on those things is truly Not the girl next door from the bunny era with the blonde. It's like really kind of like Brown hair not a lot of makeup like truly those are the girls that like make the most But is it sexual or are they just talking in their room? No, it's sexual. Oh it is. Okay. It's it's definitely like boobs and stuff Yeah, yeah, yeah But I mean, you know, it's a million times better than what our old porn stars had to do Oh, yeah traveling to the valley Sun Valley Oh Peter and I used to get in arguments when we would watch cinemax because I'd be like, I know That's in port-a-ranch. I'd be like, no, it's not it's right over here. I go. No, it's not that house was there And that's what we would fight about instead of like getting all horny. We would try to figure out the real estate I used to do them. I mean when I first came to LA I did those type of movies They never saw the light of day. It was like one weird guy in the Malibu Who's like shot these movies on like a camcorder, but he had 10 15 actors We'd all show up and it would be like a lot of shower scenes And he would how much nudity would you do? I did I just bathing suited like the men would never nude It was always just topless women Oh, okay. So and he would rent out hotel rooms like I remember the Malibu beach in which is still there Yeah, he would rent the room there and it would always be like, okay everybody. Yeah, you're just kids blowing off steam Now it's be as one piece of direction We would all go, okay, and then you know some girls would take off their tops and they would be like just showering Yeah We would have like a hundred and fifty dollars cash So good and we were like at that time. I mean it was a matter of fact give us a million So every day I would drive back like let's do it again I was kind of like obsessed with the whole like adult industry of the late mid 90s Yeah, where that's when they were just starting to break into mainstream like charlie sheen would be dating one of them And it was like, oh my gosh, you know That there was the avianna award like tracy lords Tracy boards and like the avianna awards would be like featured in like the tabloids. They were on showtime. I think and stuff Yeah, put them on and You know and you know and they accept their award for like triple anal or whatever it is and you know and And it just was like legitimizing it and everything and then those type of those I love those documentaries Yeah, because the trajectory of those girls are they end up getting out of it having a kid Christian becoming a realtor. Oh and then the crash of 2008 they had to go back to doing the porn Yeah, no, they said it was easier than setting up open house Things that it was safer than sitting on it House by themselves. I'd rather do a train And know that there's a paycheck at the end. Oh my god. Yeah, I'm showing some loser 20 houses. He doesn't buy Oh That is so fun. Anyway, so with dr. Phil that's actually a series On like porn or something now after porn so juicy. I love stuff like that. I'm talking like a real estate porn series Oh, that's not selling sunset. No, no It's like that's the fantasy the guy comes and goes can you sell me and the girl's like, oh, I really need to sell this house next thing and But it's actually uh So much that they they have a graphic for it If you go it is called and in the graphic the chimney is a dick and it's spewing I have heard that people have Given sexual favors to get the listing. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm sure then you want to make sure that the guy Actually is going to sell when you bring the offer, right? You know like where is the commission? but yeah, and um And I knew a girl that was in real estate and she was cheating on her husband and she would Tell her lovers to meet her at her listings. Oh, really? Yeah, just as like a fuckhouse or whatever. Yeah And then my mom one time She had a listing and she said and it was like one of her great like cocktail stories Like she totally could have been like a stand-up or whatever if she It exists. I always say that but She you know, she said it. Well, it was I she's she did that She told the story. She's like I walked in on Elaine with the horse trader. I go what and she and she goes Yeah, I was showing the house and you know, they were very difficult They mean if they wouldn't let me put a lock box on it So I had to go over there every time and open it for the broker and I walked in the door in the room And there she was you know being mounted No pun intended by the horse trader. Wow And I and I go, what did you do? She goes? Oh, I continued to show the house I said, oh, I'm sorry. But as you can see, this is a beautiful walking closet Excuse me Elaine I just want them to see the walk it because a lot of models this age of home don't have this walking closet But this was part of an addition and we do have permits and then she'd want and yeah And then and then Elaine was like, oh, please please Pam Don't tell my husband and she goes I won't But you're gonna take the next offer I bring in you're gonna be so difficult. Oh nice Yeah, there you go. So anyway with dr. Phil he allegedly they're saying in the show which I've not seen I've just seen little reviews of it Which is things that I heard from Jerry Springer too all of them they in the end they have to Producing a show they want people to be crazy. So they get these people that's what gets the rating that are writing in Yeah, and you know, this is a time where I think you had to write in a little bit more So they would actively try to find you too But now it's like really easy to cast a reality show or something every they always find them on instagram I'm like, oh you sound like you have like a hot group of friends of a thousand followers. You're rich You have a private jet you want to be on a housewife like that's how they find these girls But with this the people would come and then they said, you know, they'd be My husband's an alcoholic or whatever and we need marriage counseling and so They'd put him in a room with a bunch of alcohol Yeah, and leave them in there Oh, we're gonna be back in an hour, you know, whatever And then they'd bring them out and he'd be like, I'll tell you right now. You seem drunk Yeah, I gotta take this breathalyzer. That's one of the stories they put there was already alcohol in the dressing room Yeah, and then they give them breathalyzer and it's like, oh my god, this girl has to like leave him and then of course with catch me outside I guess she I mean, how could she be mad at dr. Phil? Oh, I mean it's all because of that and beyond that show is she in this documentary I don't I don't have to see that but I'm like she cannot but I saw something where her mother was mad But I think it's probably because the mother he probably blamed the mother for her being such a badass You know, I think they went together when it first happened. That's what it was. Yeah, it was her yelling at the mother Yeah, and so of course they they're like sure. I'll go, you know now talk about how awfully is But he's kind of fallen away like he had like some big podcast company or something that doesn't exist anymore and I don't I don't know Yeah, I mean, I saw but Oprah made him Yeah, Oprah and made him and dr. Oz both of them. Yeah and people then yeah, they'd be like Let's really let's talk about Oprah's real crimes. Yeah. Yeah But with him he was basically like a life coach person That she found and he coached her through Her trial of when she said I won't I I'm never gonna eat a hamburger again because they said that there was um Mad cow disease right in england's needs and then she psyched and then she said I will never eat I won't eat a hamburger and then have you seen Oprah lately? Oh, she's not eating anything. She looks like a mad gal She people are dying over her outfit in Paris and how thin she looks and everything I also want to say I mean I get why people Whether they're seven year whatever are finally Getting a taste of this that they chase their whole life And they just are like I fucking love it. I love that every month. I can buy a smaller size Yeah, and I'm not gonna stop. Yeah, I don't think it's I think once you get to a certain age You shouldn't be so thin. Yeah, because I would think I always thought it looks a little weak Yeah, I always thought like as you got older and I don't know that like You you know, you don't want to be so fragile like you'll break a bone or whatever but She's just small for her. I don't think she's so skinny that it it's like unhealthy, right? But now, you know, then she's like, please don't talk about my weight I'm like you are the person that brought out your weight on a little red wagon. Remember every other couple of years every couple of years it was a new thing that she did Yeah, and Wondered and had weight watcher. Yeah, and had us all You know talking about weight our whole life. So I mean But let her have you know, let her have her. I don't know Did you see demi more? Yeah So a lot of people are concerned about that that she's way too skinny. She looks real skinny and She's she looked good I mean like her hair of her face 63 years old. I think I read it's just I just think it's Listen, you're just standing there taking a photo. You're not so you're not in a movie. We saw you take a photo So yes, people are gonna comment. I like the dress. She looks great. She looks too skinny. She she's aged That's what people say and it is awful. But like that what the You're out there. That's what we're talking about it. But um, anyway, what about sea crest Has anybody talked about that one? He looks very skinny Well, he too had eating disorders when he was a kid. Yeah, and I think sometimes you know, you get this like magic pill and And then I don't know like if it's it can be the greatest gift or it can be I always think I always think it's gonna be like a flowers for all the non thing Like where he got really smart and then he got dumber Like but I don't think so because it's been around long enough. It's working. I mean, I just think I just think people just have to you know, do what's right for them and be careful. But um, dr. Phil they you know, I guess Maybe he was a doctor. What could you just look up dr. Phil? Dr. I think was he like a real Psychologist, oh, I don't know about that. I really like to show and I always felt like he did give Good advice, but it ran for a long time And I mean he was under the Oprah umbrella, which was People telling shocking real people telling shocking stories about their life. Yeah, whether they were a mom at pta But actually secretly addicted to meth Oprah was the first person to show us what hoarding was You know things like that and so then So he was under that umbrella So it's like that that was how the producers were taught to produce And that's why like after Oprah like why it was always so interesting to see where they went after and that was like the only way You could get fame. We really didn't have like social media. So all of a sudden You would go on the show and your whole neighborhood would now know That your husband's a raging alcoholic and like your kid, you know hates you or whatever All right, so you're watching a little bit of uh, I watched it the love story I watched it last night. I watched the the latest one the wedding and then I watched the first one I have to say I thoroughly enjoyed it. It isn't it the best. I thought it was real I thought the first one was very good. I'm like, I mean, I'm loving it. I've covered it a lot So I wanted you to just get a little to get your Opinion. I mean isn't the john John like the exact person like he is so good I What I might take away from the first episode. Yeah, you know where they first meet Was I just I hold I missed that whole era that whole like hookup club drinking What were you doing? New York that what do you know? You miss it? Yeah, I missed it like you don't know I was like, you're at the chris fragile. I know because that's all I was in it But I miss it like in today's world I miss it too. Yeah, it was so fun to watch and the playing of the games Yeah, right down your number and hope that he called and yeah all that I loved it I know like I want to see a whole movie about that Well, that era that world everyone's saying there's that other trend going on like saying To this song going mom What did you like it shows like someone like me and it's like mom What were you like in the 90s and then the mom like me does a full thirst trap Of like 20 different photos of them being like a model in the 90s. Oh, okay. Yeah And I want to do that. But then Hey, Drake's never gonna ask you that because he doesn't want to fucking do the video Was it edited? Go find all that I have to go through 20 different boxes to find like Photos of me. So I'm just saying yeah, you can find what I look like What I looked at the night I wrote a book about the 90s again I one of my manifestations is that my book you'll never blue ball in this town again should be a show Should be a tv show a movie Something it's all the good things. It's that era Hollywood. It's everything and but what concerns me is I'm friends with carol radsam well and She'd written a book and she was married to his cousin Yeah, who then died of cancer right before they died of the plane crash and There's there all these inaccuracies in the movie, right, but they're plucked from I think different books And then they change it just enough Like in the wedding one she held she makes everyone wait two hours Because she couldn't get her dress and it had to be sewn on she's smoking cigarettes in a bathtub or something Yeah, just as pure and I'm like I could never make someone even wait a minute on my wedding day I never so I'm like that just makes you and there's no air conditioning and they're sweating and all right in georgia the candles and So apparently that isn't true That that she was able to get the dress over her head by just putting like a sheet so her makeup didn't get on it She did her own makeup and that it was john who couldn't find his shirt Oh, okay, john couldn't find his shirt and that's what held it up a little bit But but it wasn't anything like that and it was like and people it could walk right over From that from where they're on my wedding day. I would never drive an open air jeep down a dusty road I don't think that that's true. Yeah, they were all so they're at So that's fine, you know like but I can see why people that lived it Being that it's such a popular thing or getting upset. They did have a um John f. Kennedy lookalike contest in this in york. Yeah, and the guy in the rollerblades won And it was really cute really fun. I love it. I love the clothes. I love the era. I love that People want that like gen z is missing it because you can have it Right, you just have to go outside the house. I said, I mean just watching that that like I said that first episode And seeing her in that club, you know, oh, they're all smoking and they're drinking, you know And did you hook up with that guy last night? Like that world is just gone You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean for me at least maybe they were still doing it and I don't know about it, but No, because it's like because the social media kind of right ruined it and like you know, everybody's like status because you can See it on social media. So you like, you know, like you don't wonder. Oh am I his type that you look? Oh, he only likes blondes forget it You know, you talk yourself out of these things because you can find out too much And then what she calls that model guy into the cab and they go back to the apartment the first time Yeah, it was fun. Oh, yeah, she has them the real model guy is right here He was Yeah, and they've run up to him and like asked him Wait, let's see. Oh, I saw that guy. Yeah, he was on bay. Why that guy's a pretty big actor for a while Right. Yeah, she had a couple Hot boyfriends. Yeah the bay watch guy. Yeah, that was very very good looking. So she was one of those girls I knew a friend in college that only dated like the hottest guys I never wanted the hottest one If they were too hot I did went out with this one Model that I called mole man because he had like a mole right here and he was a model at sc Um, pretty sure he was gay, but whatever even that I felt like you're too good looking for me like I like My level one step below, you know what I mean? Like I need to be the hotter of the two And I was always like with somebody really better looking than me was hitting on me. I just felt like It was weird like no, but she like she was hot and sexy And you know what she was the cover of b.u. Magazine college girls like the calendar Like we have calendars back then at sc2 was like a big thing modeling was like everyone wanted to be a model Everybody wanted to go to modern class Everyone wanted to be a model to schools for barbers on a school of modeling when I was growing up I see the commercial a model like And even she was on the cover of it. So I'm like they say how she was like not thirsty at everything. I'm like Yeah, but like she knew she was hot like she knew she could be something amazing but um, darryl hannah wrote wrote an open Letter about how annoyed she was by it because they made and people did think does ryan murphy Secretly hate darryl hannah because they don't make her look good at all. But then the actress that Plays her acting so flighty and everything you haven't seen that episode, but she's she'll be like john How's your mom? Is she still sick? Yeah, I made her look just really like dumb and flighty And so she's like first of all like, you know, I don't like how I'm being portrayed But one of the things that I did think she has a right to be pissed about is there's a scene where he comes home they've gotten back together and He's done with darryl hannah. He's annoyed with her and she's got a bunch of models over and she's doing the cocaine cocaine off of like some heirloom or whatever some kind of heirloom And she's like besides that never happening. I've actually never done cocaine in my life And I've never had like a drug field party and I never and you know, his mother did want to see me You know during her death or whatever and I didn't crash a funeral which all of that she's saying is true and um And she did go to the funeral and she was not not invited and all that So it's weird because it's like because these people are still that they're real I could see obviously you you take two public figures like this and you create a scene what they're talking about in bed Right, but then when you have actual people that are still walking on this earth And you do just like I would be annoyed by that I've never tried cocaine and if someone was going to do the chris frangola story Right and there's a girl hather and she's it's your chelsea lately days and i'm like so chris I run around table wednesday I would be like that's not just that's like Do some other lie about me or not lie, but there's enough truths about me. You didn't need to do that part I read her. I bet that that was pretty good. I was like, yeah, I would say something. I agree I'm like, yeah, don't don't be doing that to him Like she's still a legitimate person living in the world But then I but like what does he carry? He's got the hottest show ever Yeah, and I love the way he does stuff. Oh ryan murphy. Yeah, I love not everything I don't like the horror stuff right, but I like, you know the menendez brothers and you know I just I get excited for when he does these things that I like lived through Um and kind of remember it even though it's not totally accurate You know you you got to make it juicy, but um It's it's so good and everyone's just like it's pretty fun. Yeah. Yeah, you know what else I like Which is going to sound strange But I do like when you have to wait a week for the next episode me too I don't like watching at all. I mean sometimes I do. No, I don't I have to have something to look forward to Yeah, I think it's smart the way they do it now. They do like we'll give you two And then you got to wait Yeah, so then you're like in it and you can talk about it and tell people but once a week like Yeah, sometimes it's like, you know, it's like only having dessert on fridays or something. You know, it's like Save it up. Don't um Okay, uh Oh this girl I when I was talking to carol. I go I bet you'll be in it and she is not and she goes I'm not I know I'm not in it because I saw the cast list and there's no Name for carol as well, but at the wedding Somebody spotted that it looked like a young carol a brunette girl that was like sitting next to His cousin who has a right a major part. Yeah And the guy that plays the cousin her husband Carol actually dated him briefly. Oh really and then he called her. He's like i'm going out for the part Yeah As her husband who died the guy who plays teddy kennedy looks a little bit like peter He really does how's the teddy and the ethyl that was so good like how it was like I knew I was never gonna be the most beautiful Yeah, but these men will cheer you up and eat you out and I'm like it was yeah The whole story's the truth the real the truth about the kennedy is not just being womanizers and everything but The truth of how john how joe kennedy Like got rich. Oh, yeah, it's great. You know that story. I mean a bunch of different ways I mean no one of the ways was he and his friends got all their money together and like bought all this stock and then like drove it up And then sold it and like made money allegedly whatever. I don't know if that's true and then from there It was like he was like the male like the person that Was talking about it was like it was almost like they were like the kardashians and then he was but but for politics So then he was like, okay um, if i'm not going to be like the president you're gonna be Sudden number one, but he died in the war So then it was jack and then it was bobby and then it was and he they still even tried to do with ted kennedy after he killed the girl In the car right left her took the cars And was drunk and then it went into the lake or whatever the water and then he got out And nobody went to fetcher for like 12 hours Yeah, and people still voted him in to be senator And still talked about maybe he should be president. Yeah, he had a long political career It's amazing the other part that I thought was fined. Remember the days where calvin kline was straight Remember that for a little while. I know and he was married to that girl Yeah, kelly hansen or something whatever name. Yeah, but yeah, um, yeah, that was I forgot all about those times Yeah, it um, I know and he always getting divorced again. Yeah from his uh Husband it was 30. Yeah, I know Some model guy that he got It's a shame. Do you think it was rude that she didn't have him do her dress? Uh, oh, no, I didn't even think about it Yeah, but who even knows if that was he he might have not even cared because kelly kline wasn't doing wedding dresses So it's like I was like They did get a pretty good a net banning look alike though. When I first saw it. I was like, is that a net banning? Yeah, so yeah, that was pretty good. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Yeah, it's just fun And then you're like, oh my god, she did wear that outfit. Yeah, you know, but I'm sure it wasn't carolin's idea Like carolin might not even have been there for the meaning like they have to I get it I get why darryl's mad, but I also get like We're creating a story here, right, you know, so um, okay this water polo player He is at one of the most prestigious schools here in LA harvard westlake and he is being Um, the school's being sued I think he's being sued too. Is he drink kidding sued too? He's the son of a pretty prominent assistant director They're pretty yeah, also it's just like out of a movie because his name is like Landor beat or something like it's like and anyway, they were water polo players and this This young man who is black Has filed a lawsuit against the school and I believe him saying that he was just bullied every Day for the whole four years. He's on the water polo team and he was digitally penetrated Through all the time in school going up the stairs and everything I and I was like well, how could you get like your finger like through the shorts and everything while you're walking up the stairs but I think they meant he just like Poked him, right? I don't I don't know But then they said he was he there's another kid who he actually settled the case Where he penetrated another kid with a foreign object Though this this same guy Oh, he had to settle another one. I had to settle one God imagine having that be your problem your cleanup. Yeah, like that's the new that's a new show But remember that show that was like donovan. What was that? Um, ray donovan ray donovan. Yeah, but you're just you're the ray donovan of rich kids in la Yeah Well, it's all like that we were just talking about before we came to air Yeah, three schools currently view point school another very prestigious school here They found out that a teacher It was like maybe it were for 11 year olds. He'd been taking pictures taking photos Like I don't know underneath their skirts or something or lock. Yeah So then and then what was the Sierra Canyon one? Sierra Canyon was like they were they were like having like a they had like kissing clubs or whatever Or oh and the girl that yeah, that was like a girl on girl. Yeah, and they were being bullied to do it Yes, I like that's out of 13 14 year olds or whatever So, yeah, they were being bullied into like you know, sometimes I'm like I used to you know people always used to be like homeschool kids are weird and you know kids need to be around other kids And I'm like do they though do that Yeah All anyone talks about is their childhood trauma or like with their bullying school or stuff Right If you never went to school if you learned what you needed to learn like in your family or like whatever with your cousins and then And then come 18 if you want to go to college or not Everyone's like an adult and they're not like fucking mean. Yeah, I don't know Do we have to even like I'm just like do we have to go through that like it was awful The funny thing is these are like people pay for these schools. These are like 50,000 This is my wife went to harvard westlake to school where they're yeah I asked her if she'd ever been Penetrated, you know by uh anyone she said no The first so we were talking about this last day at a dinner and you're like Digital I've never heard a digital penetration. I didn't even know what that was drake thought it was like cyber related Because digital it's not and I don't know it means digits the digits of your fingers. Oh, and so yeah, so digital meaning Oh, and so okay, um, I remember the first time I heard it because Another story about my mom is that she was like reading the LA Times and she's like, oh my god Dr. Azanio or whatever making up a name was you know, look at this case And she's like, oh my god. We we sold this man a house or whatever And someone was saying that he digitally penetrated her when he was like when she was asleep getting um dentistry done Oh And I'm like and I go what did and I go what is digital penetration? So it means like you know his fingers and she's like But the one thing about him is I remember he had the shortest fattest little fingers I remember him signing the contracts She's like, I don't think he could get very far up there with those little fingers Yeah, well Oh, oh my god. No, but so I mean I said to the I was Going over it with drake and drake was in water polo at Cal Bass. I said he goes I'm like, do you remember anything like this? He goes. I mean basically when you're playing water polo You're just trying to drown each other every fucking day. So he's like that was pretty bad That is true. It is wild And it's just such like a skimpy like you're in these tiny little swim trunks and like And but you know, it's awful when you tell there was another story in Riverside that you know had You know horrible things, but they just were awarded 27 million their child actually Died from it from the bullying like from a punch to the head or something And they sued Riverside kind because they were like we told you we told over and over and I'm like, I don't know Like I just don't know what people are supposed to do Right And if you don't have the means to like or move your kid right away or you're like, well, why should I be the one that has to Leave, you know Or maybe they said in this case the reason they have a case is because I think they did complain and talk about it And who knows maybe this Guy gave so much money You know, sometimes that happens There's a conflict between two kids at these private schools and one's got the name on the On the auditorium and the other one is maybe not even paying full tuition because he's the football player And they're like Can you find another place to play football because we can't get rid of the guy that gives 250 a year, you know, yeah That's what happens. Yeah but um We'll see I'm I'm sure there'll be a big payout For this kid a Travis Kelsey is going to make a decision He made the decision. He's coming back. He's gonna play another year to the Kansas City chiefs He's going to play for the chiefs again one more year at least Maybe more he doesn't said but yeah when I heard this I don't know why and I'm just telling you guys just don't get at me, but it just I'm just tired tired of of Like I'm just like I'm like first of all Taylor and Travis or the you don't First of all, you don't need to play football. You have a podcast. Okay, not everybody right Everyone can play football not everyone can have a podcast obviously I'm joking But like I'm just like I just have like done I'm done with him and the mother and the brother and the Yeah, that song like fuck you and your dad and your mother and your brother like I'm just like, uh I'm just done with it. He's done nothing wrong to me. No, I was so into it. I thought it was so cute two years ago I think uh and his life is not here for me to create content and then get tired over I get it But I'm just telling you where I'm coming from. I don't think I think you you're you're speaking for a lot of people I think we've all we're a little Kelsey'd out at this point I think the brother this girl for the wife of the brother. She's like a huge Celebrity now. Why and then like And then the mom had to go on the traders and yeah, yeah So he's gonna come back the thing about it is the chiefs were terrible last year Right. So I I mean, I maybe the the thing is I'm gonna see if we can be good again Like I don't know why he would want to at this point. It's a lot of want to end on a bad note Yeah, yeah, maybe there's that you know, yeah So another year the chiefs And you just take a break from the podcast so I don't have to see a clip on page six like every three days Are they still doing that podcast together? I don't I feel like maybe I haven't seen it. Yeah, I haven't heard about that one in a while No, who knows? um Savannah Guthrie is you know in new york city So came by the today show last week. She's stopped when you think she's gonna come back and just be a regular She's coming back within the next couple of weeks. Oh really? Yeah, I do. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I think that's good. Yeah, I think What what can you do and you've got to like have some normalcy for the For your family that is living in your kids and right and you're you know being on the show and and doing the news Sure I think yeah, I think that's what she's thinking. I mean at this point. What are they gonna do? Yeah, obviously, there's no Uh Leads and they don't really have anything to go on and then they're just trying to like, you know Get an article out of it for a clickbait because unfortunately sadly they found A body body by the yeah, and they're like, but it wasn't her and it has nothing to do with the case Okay, we knew that I think with that with that one they were trying to maybe establish some sort of serial killer Motive maybe it's in the same neighborhood another body Maybe that who knows? Um now this is weird. Okay. There is this man William mccastle and He is 68 and he went missing on february 27th and he went out of the house for a walk and in the area of quail run in new mexico and It was a silver alert because he has silver hair I just thought about too like everything happened to peter it would be under his silver alert, but What is weird is in everything i've read it doesn't appear like he has Alzheimer's or anything And he left his phone at home and he went for a walk But he is like the highest classified person for UFOs Oh, really that is what he hit all his work was in and what he is known for So as the movie That we are all living in of 2026 This is yet another juicy twist Like what is this so who took up the aliens took them or? Like I don't know. I thought we were going to find out about Aliens, you know and obama just dropped that bomb shell and he's just like on some like average podcast Yeah, it's like literally I feel like he just was like just give me a podcast today because I have to drop the thing about the aliens being yeah I know I mean And it kind of that's how fucked up the world is it came and went He was like no, they really are and like two days later nobody cared. We're like what jim carrey's phase is different You know like and everyone's we still don't know the answer at jim carrey's His people said no it was him and then I saw some guy with a picture going he's sitting next to me Do you see that picture? He's like the the internet's so easy to fool Here we are in new zealand or something making a movie and jim carrey looks totally normal And people are like well, maybe that's the fake picture Right, who knows right and then yeah, we I I have no idea what that whole thing was It was just another I feel like he did do something weird either got someone to be him Right because I mean I've always been like haven't you had an event one night and you're like I wish I could just clone myself Yeah, go right and even though he was winning an award like maybe he really did just go I'm just I'm just sending out that guy that looks just fucking like me Right and I'm gonna just see if I don't have to get in a tux And go to this boring ass event and waste six hours of my life But the only thing that would yeah his wife was with him and his daughter was with him. He has a new wife A girlfriend whatever You know she was with him and the daughter was with him on the in those pictures and it's really them So it's just like well, why would they be in on the on the joke? Okay? So then it was him, but he what did some weird like white chicks kind of prosthetics so that People would talk and he would trick us Yeah, who knows because why isn't that he looks normal now? I get oh, we don't know we don't know if he looks Yeah, yeah Because he didn't do a video and he does not holding up a newspaper. Yeah, I mean now we really need people to do that Yeah, hold up the but now you can't find a newspaper So good luck Just forget about it. Yeah Oh my god Last thing is uh Kai trump, um You know went to airwond because she was visiting california. Oh, I saw that. Yeah, she has a big social media And of course secret service. Whatever anybody does anything fun whether or anything no matter what president When obama go to hawaii people would get you that's what our tax dollars are paying for You know golf whatever so this one They didn't like that she went to airwond and of course she just did it like I can't believe this store is so expensive I'm gonna get all this stuff and try it out so I can get my views because airwond videos do well and I just what I took from this is like This is kind of sad like people used to come to la to walk the hollywood walk of fame or See the hollywood sign or go to universal studios now They're like can we just go to the airwond in calabas and get the hally baby hally beaver 32 smoothy winner. Yeah I know that has like What does it have like colostomy barriers? Colostomy I hope not god. I hope not That word not collagen. I know what you're saying collect cholesterol Yeah, um, and so I've had it It's not bad. What does it taste like it's like strawberry? It's like a strawberry shake. Okay because I I cannot bring myself to spend the money On anything at airwond and I have gone and just gotten like a lunch item And I feel like well if you go get like their sushi or something Out the door It's going to cost you as much as if you went to a sushi restaurant, right? And it is good the food is I I like their stuff but to actually like do grocery shopping No, I don't think anyone does they're like real Soup to nuts grocery shopping there. I think people go in for certain items I think people do that are like Like their chefs do yeah So man, you're paying for a chef and they're getting all the most expensive stuff, right just for you to shit it out I mean my god in like four hours. So yeah, yeah, like I just I'm like I I like to eat and I like I'm a foodie too But sometimes I'm just like Yeah, yeah, like I just can't right, you know, I was at a store the other day. I was at the um The Greens, what is that called? There's a green sweet green salad. Yeah And you go through and I really do like their salads And like my inner monologue is you know, we get to the avocado part and I'm like I do want an avocado. Absolutely But I'm still like Too much what too expensive? I just can't I can't the other and so I'm talking about and Drake goes Oh, I always get the avocado. I'm like, why the fuck is my kid getting avocado and I'm not not even thinking twice about it Not even thinking twice about it. And I'm like that that is where I'm like god. I could die tomorrow Yeah, I would definitely I think I think you're on the car. So I went you're worth an avocado Okay, so I went and I I was like, yeah, I want the premium topper like I was just like I don't fucking burn it to the ground I like I I hope there's no money left for you at 30. Okay, so then I go get this and then I was like Really thirsty and I like the drinks, you know Um, but I like to get a small At kava because kava lets you do the drink yourself. So I get a drink and I suck it down You order sweet cruise and then go get a drink No, but I like how kava has the drink where you can go yourself. Yeah, okay So you they give you a cup right and I always get a small Gotcha I fill it I do like all of different flavors So I do like the machine where you can press the flavor lavender lemon a da da da Then I suck it down Gotcha And eat myself and then I go and fill it up. So I feel like I got two drinks out of it Yeah, but also so you take it all like time calories for the ride ways of calories, but I just happen Okay, so at the sweet greens. I see they have the exciting drinks. So then I go. Okay. Yeah, let me and I'm like just Do a little jolt of each one Have fun with it. You know, like she's a mixologist, right? But I can't go fill it up after because they learned Yeah, sweet green probably talked to someone at kava and they're like Watch her keep an eye on her. Yeah so I'm like 20 And then with the tip Yeah We're now they give you the choice of 20 22 or 25 percent. I know it starts at 20. Yeah, I'm like Well now, you know, she might I don't know how What this girl listens to I don't know if she knows me She did like wink at me and she gave me some almonds. Oh like she I don't think you charge me for the all still the whole fucking thing was like 24 dollars for just me by myself and I'm like Shocking so the next week everything I do everything I go everywhere I go now. I'm shocked And so then I went to trader joes and I got all of the stuff and I made my own chicken salad every day Good for you and with all the things. Yeah the beets the goat. She I just got it all And um, let me tell you what drives me nuts. What I like that soda machine too We get the pick and choose you want you want to sprite with with lemon in it What a sprite with cream soda or whatever the coke one. Yeah, you go So I get like a relatively big one popcorn or whatever then I have the oh at the movies Get the movies. You're going into the movies. Okay. I have the big You're the one I have the big popcorn. I know I'm the only one like and I go like first showing like 10 a.m Me and one other old guy And then I don't it drives me nuts that there's still a fucking person ripping the ticket After all these years, there's a still one old lady saying they're going you're in theater seven and riffs ticket But I'm my hands are full. I can't get my ticket It try and I want to say I don't want you're the only waiting and I don't know what to do There's no place to put anything because she's standing there and I'm like, well, what the fuck am I supposed to do now? Yeah, like you just trust me. I'm I paid. I'm not ripping you people off Like is that what happened? You had to put everything down. I had to go put it on the floor Get my ticket out and pick it back up. It drives me insane I'm like, we need to I don't want to put anyone out of a job We need to get rid of that ticket ripper woman once and for all Yeah Or have more help somewhere else or put a fucking little table there. I could put everything down It just well I is that because of the hopping of that? I mean you could always it just happened It just happened but I mean from movie to movie. Yeah, you could always hop movie to movie doing that anymore I know he's going to the movies. I can just go home and watch it. I know. What are you doing? This place is empty Even the fancy movie theater kind of went downhill. We went out of business to why I think yeah one of mine is still over there Yeah, but um I'm like am I going to this movie to watch the movie or because I can drink Yeah, because I'm always like come on. We can get a cocktail. I still love the movies anytime I see a movie in the theater It's better than when I watch it. It's totally better because you're not looking at your phone And you're actually experiencing it with somebody else versus everyone being in their own room Watching their own movie on their tv, but then also watching their phone I mean last night watching the love story about the kennedys I had to google like wait, who is she married to which kennedy was that? You know, like Yeah, so you could pause and do it. Yeah Yeah, so I mean I'm half paying attention as I'm googling who rose was married to and who yeah Anyway, anyway chris Such a delight such a delight. Thank you. So funny Just the best and Kel the juicy scooper. Oh my god, where they can go see you. Send me live and take free pictures with me Uh, well next week next week the 19th 20th and 21st of march. I'm at rooster tea feathers Up there in sunny vale california right up there right up the coast You're gonna drive yourself in roosters. So we don't have to embarrass ourselves all the comedians have to say rooster tea feathers They're just calling it rooster. It's a great club. It's been there forever. I love it. Are you driving there? I'm driving up. Yeah, well anytime I can drive I drive. Yeah, then I'm coming I haven't been in a million years to toronto. I'm coming to toronto international star helium buffalo april 15th comedy at the carlson up in rochester new york the 17th The and then I got back to long island governors may 1st and 2nd Nashville zanies may 29th and 30th And on and on and on and is the gut the governors is um in long island governors in long island They have brokerage comedy club and uh Belmore long island my people my people long beach. I know I keep seeing these videos like of the teachers in long island like yeah And the mother talking like with that accent. I'm like, oh my god. Those are my people. Yeah, she's the like long beach, right? Yeah, long beach. Yeah, it's so fun that they That he won and how fun like great it was. It was just oh my god. That was so exciting. I was so exciting Yeah, and then you know, then of course then we had a big shit stain on it I said everything in this world we live in everything no matter how fun shit is it lasts two days And then somebody will fuck it up on tiktok or whatever. Well, actually the reality and like i'll forget it We all had fun for five minutes five minutes. Yeah, and I was like, you know, um, my cousin's his sister They all played hockey too. Yeah, and so it's like they all were so you know Supported about the women and all that stuff right and then and then they're like, no, we're gonna go to be with um With the clock guy. That's just oh, yeah. Yeah Yeah flavor flave flavor flavor and then they're like, oh, you're gonna go see flavor flay. Well, you know, he has a record too for assaulting women Everybody assaults everybody up in here I was always thinking what about the couple girls that maybe wanted to go and they're like, oh fuck. Yeah We can't I know I feel so bad like athletes these days. They're like we we're born in this era We don't we didn't choose this world. This is when we're born. Yes. This is when we won the championship Right, and you know, so I they they invite you to the white house. What can I tell you? Yeah, I'm just saying I agree. I disagree with what goes on. Are you gonna have that? You may never have that chance again and it's just like, yeah, well, I let me see it. You know, like whatever Oh my gosh. Well, if the world is still happening go see Chris all those places I just mentioned and we'll be together in LA in May I know I'm pretty excited about as a matter of fact I met a couple when I was in Pittsburgh or a rally where I just was and they said they're coming to that They were like very excited to come to it sold out right away. It is officially Like sold out. I think I've looked and there's literally like two single tickets. May 9th. May 9th Saturday night at the Avalon theater And it's gonna be a juicy scoop live juicy scoop So it's gonna have a comedy and we're gonna have so much fun. It's gonna be so juicy and fun And I'm thrilled and everything for me is that heatherminkdolland.net come see me in Salt Lake City coming up in a couple weeks the March 20th and 21st. Great club. I'm excited to shoot the shit and then let me make you laugh people And that's it. Thank you, Chris. Thank you very much cover to cover cover to cover I have a podcast everyone come over and listen to that We have some fun over there and make sure you also follow Chris because he gets good Instagram stories Sometimes I forget I'm like I haven't done that in like three days and then I don't feel like a yeah I'm I'm I'm trying. No, sometimes it's just the most random thing that then like everyone like attaches to and you're like, okay I know. Yeah, I think you gotta get cute to do it. You know, you can't just do it Well, that's why I just did one where I I said Because I wanted to talk about something and then I was like, oh god, I gotta like if I get cute nobody watches But if I have to do something like I have to oh, I saw that one We're eating the salad like oh everyone loved that one. So they want they're telling me all the other things I have to do What the next story? I tell you how do you got to put like lipstick on or something? Lipstick I have to do the thing I have to do the Oh, yeah Yeah, I have to do a little of that and Um, there's a couple. Oh, I have to cry. Yeah There's a lot of a lot of comedians are crying lately. I'm seeing a lot of comedians crying I always just think it's so crazy that like and I I have been guilty of it I did have one time where I was like crying about something and I was like I should film myself Turn on the camera. Yeah Just in case it's good. Yeah, just in case but you know, you if you're scrolling and you see something you fall And you know and all of a sudden they're mid tears you you are kind of intrigued to be like What are you crying about someone die? And that's why then that gets Oh, gotcha. Because you're like, what are you crying about fooling people a lot of car? I need to get in the car. Yeah, everyone does it in the car, which is I'm always like, are you really in line to pick up your kid right now? Yeah, like maybe that's what pretty spears was doing It's all over the road doing a tick tock Right. Yeah, she's just dancing. She was just dancing. Love you chris. Thank you. Bye. Love you back Today thanks to Santander. We've got our serious faces on but we're on the radio. Oh, okay Serious voices then we know saving for your first place is tough right now Which is why Santander first time buyer mortgages have deposits starting from 10 000 pounds even on larger loans Search Santander mortgages. I felt weirdly grown up You may lose your home if you don't keep up mortgage payments subject to status and lending policy 500k max loan on houses with a 10k deposit minimum 5% deposit for flats new bills and properties in northern island