Yelling at men & the return of my hacker *solo!*

My worst fear is going on a date with a man that has more inserts. Like, please. It's like a push-up bra for men. What up, you little freaks? Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. Hi, everyone. Welcome back to Extra Dirty. Hope everyone had a great week. I was in the mountains last week filming this very top secret project that will come into fruition in the next few weeks. I don't actually know when it comes out, but I know when it does come out, it's going to make like a big splash, in my opinion. I'm really intrigued to see how that's going to be received. I will say that I think the altitude, we were in Park City, Utah, which I didn't, I thought that Salt Lake was the same thing. Like, it was like a whole thing. I didn't know where I was the whole time. I kept asking Siri what state I was in. But the altitude there, like, I swear to God, like, I would go up an elevator and I would lose my breath. Like, my lungs, my health, it's just not built for those kind of conditions. But I will say that it was a lot f***ing warmer there than it is in New York. I don't know what is going on with this Narnia atmosphere. pull like it feels like Antarctica up in this bitch and I'm I'm like not built for it I don't like it I can't feel my fingers I can't feel my legs I'm out of breath my lips are chapped my skin is dry it's just like not the vibes but whatever anyways this week is fashion week we're back in New York City we're back in the mix I wish it was a touch bit warmer but like fashion week I feel like I have a good schedule this February season. If you guys don't know how fashion weeks works, wait, that was a lot of S's. If you guys don't know how fashion weeks work, doesn't that sound like a crazy sentence? Fashion weeks work. Say that 10 times fast. Okay. So it's fashion week in New York city, which means like a lot of events. A lot of people are coming into the city. A lot of drinks will be flowing. A lot of parties, a lot of after parties, a lot of special guests and I will be sitting in front row at a few shows which I'm really excited about very grateful very blessed gonna be looking c**ty and cute and also I feel like there's like a lot of hot men that come for fashion week you know like they're sitting in front row and it's like a good time to like meet people I feel like winter I've been feeling like this recently where like I every single February-ish March-ish I feel myself like on the verge of a major crash out and I feel Like it's just because like the lack of UV, I feel kind of like isolated, secluded. Like me being single, it's just like really hitting. Not that I really care about it, but like sometimes like a warm body next to you or on top of you or underneath you. Like it's just like all you need. Okay. That's just like all you need. It's just, I don't know. I just feel like I've been going out so much and maybe the altitude was with my head and like the circulation or whatever. but I just feel like a little spirally, but like a manic in a really fun way where I feel like I'm also bringing a lot to the table entertainment wise. But I fear people might be like laughing at me and not with me sometimes just because I've been off my rocker. But you can never say I'm like dull, I guess. So yeah, I'm a couple, I have a couple trips coming up with some brands, which I'm excited about. I told myself that this year I didn't want to do much traveling at the top of the year just because I feel like I have no routine at all. I don't wake up and like no day looks the same and I feel like for my head to be sane I need some sort of like repetition like something in my schedule has to be the same whether that's like you wake up get a coffee go work out. I've completely cut out working out of my life. It's just something that like doesn't I can't find a place for it right now and I'm okay with that but I think that maybe I should at least like go to the sauna my building has a beautiful gym and sauna and I feel like if I just sit in there and just like sweat it out it'll feel like a workout maybe but I don't know I feel I always tell myself that I'm gonna like cut something out or add something in to make my life like a little healthier and like more sustainable but like I just can't cut out partying yet like why would I do that I just don't see that working for me I just want to you know I just feel like I'm in a yes mood like I want to say yes to every opportunity and I get this like FOMO where I fear if I stay in that could be like the night that changes my career like changes my love life what if I meet like Prince Charming or like the Prince of Monaco I don't know but like what if that's the night I decide to stay in. That's how my brain works and it's not good. I am 28 turning 29 this year so I feel like I'm gonna grow out of it eventually but I do feel like I have you know men have Peter Pan syndrome where like they don't want to grow up. I have that in the female form. I don't know what it's called. Twinger Bell syndrome. I don't know if there's a name for it but I have a biological cock and it is ticking and I do want the best at some point in time. I've been talking about freezing my eggs soon which is a really crazy thought I mean hopefully they're still in there I don't even know how that works to be honest what else are we talking about the Super Bowl my whole family went to the Super Bowl I must have missed that email because I wasn't invited my mom texted me was like I just assumed like a brand would be inviting you well assume less because they didn't and things were reminding me that a brand did not invite me or include me. I was getting videos of like all my friends with my family. My dad's like dancing on the internet with like Brianna. Like they were all having fun without me. And I was like sitting on my couch, like not knowing what's going on. They've been to more, like I've never been to a professional football game in my life. And they've, my brothers have been to like five Super Bowls. It gets so fucked up and it's rude. So if you're watching this, hi, you're fucking rude. Thank you. my takes on the Super Bowl it looked really really fun this year I will say like it looked like a bunch of parties were happening the Raising Cane stuff like really really fun Bad Bunny I'm a big fan of Bad Bunny I think he's sexy as fuck I think he crushed his performance I thought it was very moving I thought there was like you know a lot of like hidden symbolism I thought it was a beautiful performance but like I think it was kind of like he it was like a Bad Bunny concert and there happened to be like random football or players like running around him like I didn't feel like a football game and it was the most boring anti-climactic underwhelming like boring fucking game I've ever watched a football ever and I don't really know what I'm talking about when it comes to football but like I just know that they could have done something more interesting with the ball I don't know and I was talking about this on a TikTok earlier this week like the whole production of the Bad Bunny concert, I couldn't not focus on how there was a rehearsal and an audition to be a Bush. Like there was a bunch of people that auditioned to be Bush. And I would have loved to have been Bush on the Super Bowl fields. Like you had to be like a certain height and you had to sign NDAs to be Bush, to be Bush. You had to sign NDA to be Bush. And I thought that was a really funny interesting thing because I would have loved to do that I wish someone called me about that what else happened at the Super Bowl I wrote this down Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton no one's talking about that enough in my opinion I didn't know if it was AI or not but I love them together low-key I feel like that's endgame if that's actually a real thing I couldn't tell if it was AI or not AI is starting to stump me a lot but if they were a real couple I think I saw a picture of them on Dumas like making out I think that's like what she needs and I think that would be a hot couple and I approve of that my note tab is so funny like I have a whole folder saying things to complain about okay let's talk about my weekend a little bit I kind of had one of those really scary weekends obviously I hosted an afters on Friday I screamed at a boy I was really really mean to this one guy and I like kind of felt bad about it but like it was kind of deserved and also like I don't really feel that bad about it I promised him I wouldn't talk about him on the show but like sometimes I break promises and I don't really have anything bad to say and I'm not gonna like give any descriptive things about this band but I just think that like this is a person I've had a sleepover with platonically is that platonic I'm thinking about the like platonic plates like they're the plates we sit on tectonic plates but like why are we having platonic sleepovers like what are we doing here like don't waste my time like I have enough gay friends that I can have sleep sleep uppers with which I did this weekend two of my gay besties one Friday night one Saturday night and I love that because I love my gay man in my bed but like I don't need I have enough of like guy friends I have enough gay friends it's just kind of like what are we doing here and it's just because it's cold out and it's February that I kind of like let things slide a lot but after this weekend I fully got the complete ick I was just like there's in no world where I'm just gonna be like begging for someone's attention or like what like what are we doing here like what are we actually doing here like pull your shit together but like I don't have a real reason to like be mad at him or dislike him I think we'll remain friends but like I said I have enough friends like who needs guy friends can we talk about that like is that even a thing. Like I have a few guy friends that in no world would I ever sleep with them. But I just think that most guys want to sleep with girls, especially girls with fake knockers. Like what are we doing here? Hello? Wake up. Tits. Tits in your face. Tits are free. What else happened this weekend? Oh, my hacker. Oh, my God. My hacker hit me up and he called me Howard. And I'm like, you hacked my shit. You don't even know how to spell my fucking name. He goes, hi, Howard. I know this is fucking nuts. He goes, hi, Howard. I mean, Hallie. And then I didn't reply because I knew it was my hacker because I typed and it was green because I knew I just knew it was my hacker. And then he texted me like five minutes later, goes, we need to update your nudes. And I just balked him and I was like, he's so annoying. like my hackers so annoying low-key like leak them I leak them leak them trust me I don't think I'll lose followers I don't think I'll lose them leak them like it's not like not even funny like it's been two years since this guy's fucking hacked me and he saved the craziest videos I've ever sent ever pictures videos tapes multiple people involved like it could have it could get really messy and I think that what he was referring to but like like at this point like just like land the plane Like what are we doing here Like it just annoying So I put on my private story. I go, my hacker is still annoying. Just like enough. Okay, enough about me. For this next segment, we're going to do how many martinis. Basically in this game, I'm going to read a scenario that production has gathered for me. and I will tell you how many martinis it would take for me to participate or do the following things on a scale of one to 10 martinis. And just a disclaimer, in no situation should we be drinking 10 martinis. Drink responsibly. But like, have I? Yes, I have. I don't recommend it. okay number one you have to post a soft launch photo of a guy you've only been seeing for one week how many martinis to actually post holy fuck like to actually post a guy I've been seeing for one week soft launch um I don't know like if the guy is like silly like maybe silly goose like me I think that after three martinis I would like hold his hand and like post like us like at dinner Like I would do something funny, like not serious, but I don't think it would take many. I think, let's be real, at 10 martinis, I don't think I could see my phone screen. Like I would just be kind of like, you know, and that's always my biggest fear when I go out is, you know, what if I accidentally post something from my camera roll on my story? And sometimes I'll look back on a Sunday morning and be like, I didn't mean to send that DM or I didn't mean to post out my story. sometimes there's some interesting paraphernalia in the background of the afters and people clock me for it but it's not mine I promise but I think three or four martinis I think we could find a silly situation where this would work next you have to go live on instagram for 24 hours and answer any question you read in the chat you have the live stream while you sleep I think if we spaced out the martinis this could be an interesting little bit I think two martinis to get me really honest and answering questions on the live stream I think two more to get me to pass out on live stream so I could have a full night's sleep I think we wake up a little hair of the dog another martini we are even more honest even more silly goose than ever so if I'm doing the math correctly I think six martinis would get me to do this and that's just fucking math for alcoholics you have to comment i miss you daddy to your last ex's most recent post how many i feel like it wouldn't take me much to do this like just to fuck with them i feel like i've done this actually um maybe three martinis i don't think they have social media anyways but they they might have just blocked me i think that's the case too a guy proposes to you with a public flash mob in the middle of times square oh i would never go there um how many to say yes just to end the scene literally none I would just try to end the scene immediately sober I'd be like get let's get the fuck out of here also like why did you bring me to Times Square I went to Times I only go to Times Square with like my girlfriends in a limo after like gospel or after like a long night out we went there like a couple weeks ago and we're the only people in Times Square and it was like lit up like no one's business it looked insane and we got out of the car we were having a limo driver take pictures of us in Times Square it was really scary um to look back on the next stay but yeah sober I would end this and I'd probably never talk to this guy again not marrying you thank you you find out he used chat gbt to write his deep apology text to you how many martinis forgive him this is a forgivable offense in my opinion I would say two martinis because I use chat gbt to write most things I send to people that have to be like well written and like if he cares enough to even like you know plug something in a chat gbt i'm the type of girl that would be like he cares like he cares about me to even like ask chat's advice and sometimes chat just like formulates words better i do this a lot it's bad maybe um because it you know you don't really have to use your brain or your heart so i guess it's kind of not good but i think i would forgive him two martinis i'll say okay your best friend's brother asked you on a date how many to entertain the idea like how hot is he I would do this probably sober if my friend my friend was cool with it I feel like this isn't bad have I hooked up with a sibling of one of my friends I don't think I've ever hooked up with like any of my like friends siblings I've hooked up with my friends like uncles but like not siblings uncle But I feel like that was just a whoopsie daisy. I don't know if I would do that again. Yeah, but I'm thinking about that situation. That took me actually nine martinis to do it. And it was at the restaurant we were at. It was really crazy and I probably shouldn't have done it. But you live and you learn. And you had a good dick, so. I don't feel that bad about it. Anyways, okay. You have to show up to your high school reunion with Alexa Procock guy as your date. how many wait why why is he whipping out his cock at my high school reunion though wait why is he whipping out his dick at a high school reunion at a catholic school i feel like if he just kept his like lex row dick to himself wouldn't be a problem and like i could do this sober but like if he's whipping it out and i have to deal with that the high school reunion around all the nuns i think we would need a lot of alcohol to entertain this idea five martinis i don't want to get too fucked up in front of sister so like trust me i'd be swigging it in the bathroom we used to like have prom in like semi-formal and they were so strict about drinking obviously it's like sin i think or whatever and we were all like underage or whatever we had to go through this thing called like a receiving line so it'd be like every teacher every nun every like person like in the upper school and you and your date had to walk through the whole line like shake hands with everyone and then the last person would be sister but like they would do it so we would have to like they could smell the alcohol in our breath and like if your date was like noticeably drunk like they would clock it immediately so what we do is we'd go to the bathroom we would have tampon things that were like fake tampons that we'd keep in our purse but they were really like little like vodka capsules so we'd go in and we'd be swigging like bow, bow, bow. And then we'd go through the receiving line after like dousing ourselves in Listerine and be like, and everyone would be so fucked up. Some girls would even put tampons inside of them, soaked in vodka. I know a girl that did that. And I was like, babe, what are we doing here? I need to take fucking Adderall. I don't know what my ADHD takes over sometimes. How many to fly to another country to meet a man? None. I would do this if they bought a flight. And if they were hot, I feel like, have I ever done this? I've flown places for Dick. Not across seas, though, I don't think. Like maybe I'll fly to like Boston or maybe I'll fly to L.A. I've flown to L.A. for Dick many of times. It's actually the only times I feel like I've been in L.A. has been for Dick. And maybe to record the show sometimes. But yeah, I don't think I've flown to like Italy. I would love that. It sounds like a dream. That sounds like a rom-com. So yeah, I would do that sober, but I'd probably have a drink on the fly. Just loosen up all that. How many to go on a date with a guy who's 5'4"? Oh, fucking 10. Blackout. He has to carry me in a wheelchair. So we're the same height. I can't fucking do that. It's just not my vibes. And I don't like to height shame. I feel like I can height shame because it's just personal preference. Like, guys have personal preference too when it comes to women. And so why can't I have personal preference with little Mario and Luigi? Like I don't want to go on a date with them. And that's okay. There's always someone for them. But I'm like a tall girl and I like to – I'm not like super tall but I'm like 5'7", 5'8". And I do like to wear a nice fucking pump because I want to be a height where like I'm not looking down at any men. Like weeds out a whole group of competition that like I don't even need to pay attention to. because when I wear heels I'm at least 6'2 and then that's exactly where I want to be it's math again how good I am at math but yeah I mean like my worst fear is like going on a day with a man that has more like inserts like please it's like a push-up bra for men how many to let him use your toothbrush you can use my toothbrush I don't think that's I mean not like every day but Like if we were in a, I would rather him have like, I'm not like a dog. I don't think it'd be like weird if like he shared a toothbrush with me for one day. I'd rather him use a toothbrush than like be fucking gross about it. You know, I have like weird OCD when it comes to like oral hygiene. I always have those like portable toothbrushes on me just because I'm just like kind of OCD about that. So if he has like a dirty fucking mouth, then we're going to have a problem. So yeah, I don't think I would need alcohol for that. But not like every day. That would be like, what are you doing? Like get a fucking toothbrush. How am I going to post a workout video to your main feed? I just feel like that would be kind of off brand for me. Like people would just be like, is this AI? I don't think it would work. People would just be like, what is she doing? And I have this issue about the gym, especially now that I've taken such a break from working out. And I'm kind of like a little frail. I don't really have much muscle mass to me. I, like, I fear going to the gym now. I fear going to a workout class because I get, like, embarrassed. Because, like, what if I fall off the recliner? Is it even called a recliner? No, it's called a reformer. Like, I haven't been in so long. So I feel like I would hurt myself. And, like, what if people, like, you know, recognize me and, like, write it on Reddit and say, oh, my God, this fucking skinny-ass bitch, like, fell off the reformer thing. And it was, like, really embarrassing. So like there's just no world where I'd be like making a workout video unless I like did it in the privacy of my apartment. Which would be weird too. Like I don't know why I would do that. I don't even think I can do a setup right now. I can barely like get off this fucking seat after I record. Like exhausted and winded from talking. I'm like dead ass. Okay so what was the question? How many to post a workout video? I mean a lot. But then would I have to work out drunk? How does this work? I'm confused. I don't know with this one. I'm indifferent. How many to go to a wedding solo? I think this will be a real situation for me So probably three drinks alone in my hotel before we hit the venue and then we see what happens i like don i like could bring a date to a wedding but like i see i have so many friends getting married this year that i really care about that are like really like my close friends i don't want to entertain a new guy like i could bring a date but like what are the rules around that like i don't want to like bring a new guy that i have to like babysit when i want to get fucked up with my best friends who were celebrating their love like I would be like you're so annoying like go back to the hotel room so I would rather go solo I think and just get fucked up and maybe like hook up with like a groomsman that'll probably be a real situation this year yeah I think I did that at the last one I went to actually and it was lovely how many to let your mom set you up on a blind date? None. My mom knows my type, whether it comes to fashion, whether it comes to men. And I think she knows what people would be the most compatible with me. She's always told me, she goes, hell, you need an older guy because the men your age, I think they're like scared of you and they're not going to put up with your shit and they're immature. And I'm like, okay, well, like how old are we talking? Like what? But I always said we need like an older, a 9 to 12 year age gap and she agrees with me but like all the guys have like shown her she's like yeah they're gonna cheat on you and she's been right about most of them so um no drinks and I just like maybe she will do this for me eventually because she's never tried to set me up with anyone ever which is kind of fucked up honestly but whatever how many to answer a you up text at 3 am um four i would never like answer a you up text at 3 a.m like sober like i don't even remember the last time i had sex sober to be honest maybe cut that maybe keep that maybe clip that i don't really get that many you up texts i kind of send a lot though i've i've been firing out texts and I'll look at my phone the next day and be like oh my god like too much invisible ink and I keep it that way I like drunk me knows that like you better send this an invisible ink so you don't even have to like look at it the next day like that because sometimes they don't reply but sometimes they're like on Tuesday nights at 3 a.m like who's awake like just me I think how many to go on a first date to a museum I've been to the sex museum I would do that I think that would be a hot first date because the first floor I've been there three times which was probably too much for me to admit but the first floor is a sex shop and like then it's like you go to like Mr. Funland and like there's a bar in the basement it's actually one of my favorite things it was like one of the first things I ever did when I came to New York was like I want to go to the sex museum it's actually the most interesting thing I've ever seen I would go on a first date to a different museum if I took, like, shrooms or something. You know, like, a little, like, I feel like that could be a vibe. I don't think I would get drunk, though, to go to, like, what's a museum in New York? I don't even know. Is there natural history? Is that dinosaurs? Like, who the fuck wants to see a fucking leathery dinosaur on a Saturday? Like, what are we doing? Let's go to Pastis. It just, like, wouldn't be my ideal first date, but, I mean, sometimes you just got to, like, do things for the dick. this would be a situation where I fear it might be one of them. How many to post your screen time report on your story? I mean, what is my screen time? I woke up Sunday morning and I have limit restrictions on my screen time. I think someone took my phone Saturday night and put restrictions on my phone. Because all day today, it was like add time, add time. And I'm like, wait, how do I fix this? Like someone locked me out of TikTok and Instagram and all my fun apps. who did that to me I don't even know how do you find screen time and can I just preface this is my job I'm working it says 13 hours and six minutes of screen time daily yesterday was 19 hours and 16 minutes are people even awake for that long like when did I sleep when did I sleep 19 hours I didn't even know that there was that many hours in a day like what was I doing absolutely not okay a lot of martinis how many to sit in the front row of a comedy show i've done this with my dear friend grace i i have sat front row but i would i would only do it like i told her i was like do not call me out don't say anything silly goose because i will get really nervous and i i do remember going to a show is amazing, by the way. And we had martinis and it was so much fun. But it's a comedy show. Like you want to be like a little loose, like have a couple drinks. I would say three drinks. You don't want to be like making like a scene and be like a heckler at a comedy show either. Like you don't want to be like that bitch. But I would say three drinks to sit front row at a comedy show in case you do get called out. And then it'd be like, OK, like I can handle an answer and maybe be funny. but okay how many to text him first after he ghosted you 13 13 or what's the limit 10 it would take me a lot to do this I'm usually pretty good about not doing this have I done it yes I'm a girl I have a vagina I um we've all been there builds lore but I really try my adult life as I'm almost a 30 year old woman to try not to do this because if a guy goes to you then like you can't like come back from that I don't think like there's no world where you can be like oh like I'm sorry and it's just he's tainted now it's like shattering a glass mirror like you can put it back together but there's still cracks everywhere like you can't go back to that but like you learn that as you get older still though if the dick is good maybe 10 martinis I would hit him up but we try not to no I can't feel any part of my body like they're my blood is consolidating how many until you want to start a fight for fun oh like one I do this all the time and like it's kind of like how I flirt kind of with men I'm finding that it's just like more fun to like argue and then like you make up and then it's like cute and hot but I think fighting with men is just like one of my favorite hobbies bad I know but like it's just like nice to see them get worked up about something that like even if I'm fucking with them I'm like I actually don't really care about this topic of conversation It's just like fun to see like them get a little flustered. So one, I did this on Saturday with that fucking freak. I was like just picking a fight for no reason. And the next day I was like, I'm not actually like, I don't really care about what we're even fighting about. I don't even know what we're fighting about, but I should probably stop that soon. But like one martini. How many to go on a group date with your ex and his new girlfriend? Oh my God. Take me out in a stretcher. I would never want to do that. also I don't think they would want to do that I would hate to be dating I don't know like imagine like you're dating my ex like I would hate to be the ex because I just talk too much on here like she probably sees clips and it's like I don't even know if my exes have girlfriends right now honestly but just like I feel like they would see clips of me just dragging their current boyfriend and they'd be like, fuck this bitch again. They probably have me blocked too, but I don't know. But yeah, I don't, it would take a lot of alcohol, maybe some sedatives for me to be able to do this. Like I don't want to remember the whole experience basically. How many let someone see your hidden folder in your photos? I don't think there's any amount of alcohol that would like let like anyone see my hidden folder in my photos although I like don't really send nudes anymore since my hacker that calls me Harold or whatever the fuck hacked into my fucking shit so I don't really have that anything too spicy I'm more worried about like the conversations or things I've screenshotted of other people that I've sent to my other personal group chats just being like what the fuck is she wearing like blah blah like you know like normal like you know gossipy shit I'm more worried about that getting out there than anything else but so like 10 maybe for like 30 seconds they could look on my head in boulder but okay how many to record a TikTok in the middle of a restaurant six like it's funny because girls do this all the time like I go out to dinner with influencers pretty much every time I go out to dinner and sometimes they just don't give a fuck and they'll just like whip out their phone and just start recording. I'm actually on the other spectrum of it. I want to be better about recording in public. I just really can record in the privacy of my own apartment. But I think some people lack a bit of social awareness. Like other people are at dinner. Like we're trying to like enjoy like a fine dining experience. Like not everything needs to be a TikTok in my opinion. But like who am I to say? Like I don't know. maybe it works for them but I personally don't do that but if it was like Taco Bell or something yeah let's fucking make the fucking renegade TikTok I don't care but if it's a nice restaurant I feel like there's no world or there's no amount of martinis where this should ever happen I feel like you'd get kicked out but but yeah how many until you start replying to everyone's IG stories I was doing this Saturday to people I don't even know some people I didn't even like I'm just being like you look so buyer like where is that shirt from like I don't even know what I was saying oh it's bad I was calling everyone sexy like it was really bad really really bad so how many drinks did I have Saturday like eight so I guess that's how many how many to tell a guy I love you first I don't think I would tell a guy I love you off alcohol maybe if I was like rolling I've done that before where I'm like rolling on ecstasy and I just tell a guy I love them while we're having sex and I feel like that's like a universal experience um so yeah I don't think alcohol would make me do that but something else would not that I do that but it's been done before okay that was a lovely segment and now I want a martini for this next segment let's do let's wrap up the episode we're doing a quick Q&A um obviously these are your guys's listening listener questions. I can't use words today. So I'm just gonna like answer them. Like I always do. Nothing's changed here. Okay, describe yourself in three words. Hot. Funny. Problem. Um, matic, chaos, majestic, perfect, bad, insane, psychosis. I could keep going. Good head This isn an ask but a tell You have to go to Austin happiest place on earth I actually never been but I heard actually amazing things of Texas but is Nashville in Texas Nope. It's close though. It's down there somewhere. What are your goals? Work, romance, routines, X. I need some reckless inspo. I guess I'm a reckless influencer in some ways people have said that i don't even like like to be claimed as an influencer to be honest because i have a lot of bad takes but they're just honest takes to me and i'm never gonna like lie to like appease like the general population and the general public like i'll like preface everything with with what i am saying with being like hey so this is probably really bad but this is my honest truth and this is my life and this is what's true to me i don't have like a lot of healthy routines. I sleep in a lot. I wake up. I do what I need to do. And then I'll go out a lot of nights of the week and I party a lot. I stay out really late. I don't drink enough water and amongst other things that I probably can't even name on here. But I used to do Pilates a lot. I have a lot of work goals. Like obviously plateauing is my biggest fear and becoming irrelevant that would never happen but like you know you just always want to be going on the up and up you never want to like be here you never want to get too comfortable with where you are with work I feel like I've been trying to just like challenge myself and push myself out of my comfort zone a lot there's some fun new projects that are upcoming that I feel like I really push myself out of my comfort zone I always like to be busy I think the busier I am the healthier my mind is. I'm just trying to find like a work-life balance that is like has some longevity because I just think that I'm going to need to like I'm sacrificing sleep right now and I can't do that forever. What else? Romance. I've been always pretty consistent on my perspective of like my love life I'm an extremely busy person which I know sounds like a cop-out but I don't it's gonna take someone like really special to like really be part of my life right now because I like really like my independence but I do like crave romantic you know partnership sometimes but like I I don't want everything that comes along with that because it is like a responsibility and it's like a lot of work it's like watering a plant and I don't have any plants in my apartment like I don't know how to do that I'm like I can barely keep myself alive let alone a fucking plant you know so it's just something I would have to cater to it would be something I would have to like put my schedule but I feel like if the right guy comes along you know I I'm willing to like wait for that I don't believe in settling at all because I don't want to be getting divorced when I'm 45 and then you know shit's starting to sag and shit and then I'd like compete with a bunch of 25 year olds like I don't want to do that so while everything's high and tight right now we will be patient and will we keep getting procedures okay Brianna just texted me and she goes your mom told me about karate you need to go get your black belt for her. I'm screaming. Like my routines really include like brunch right now. Like I'm a consistent bruncher. Brunch, dinner, membership clubs. I know brunch hates me. I don't hate brunch. Brunch hates me, which is why I blacked out at Patsy's the other day, cussed everyone out and then fell asleep in my jacket and boots at 3 p.m. Woke up at 1045, missed my dinner reservations my girls night out had 19 000 missed calls i love brunch brunch hates me people thought i died like i could have in love with one of my best friends is there a way of moving on without ending the friendship like is she a guy best friend or is this like a girl and girl situation like I don't know create space I guess I just like if you have feelings and the other person doesn't have feelings you'll get over it but only if you like create space and then come back to it later when you were like really fully healed from it would be my suggestion I've done that with guy friends before where like I'll have a crush but like crushes are fleeting and confusing but if a guy's not like being like reciprocating it then it's just like not worth your time energy and like to get something and to get upset over it. So I would just create space would be my best plan of action. Tips for tasting good down there. Oh, wow. Lemmy play. Anything Lemmy. Lemmy pH. What's the Lemmy one that's good for your, not me trying to get a brand deal right now. Lemmy vagina. Lemmy eat that. Lemmy eat that. yeah it's called lemmy purr lemmy purr it's perfect no pun intended but yeah any lemmy product is actually really good but i think this actually does work i know a lot of girls that take it they also have lemmy there's a bedroom bundle lemmy purr and lemmy play those two together you'll be hanging from the chandeliers tasting like popcorn I don't even know cotton candy but I think yeah that would be my best suggestion but like it shouldn't really taste like anything crazy like in my opinion right like you're not supposed to taste like pineapples like people say like drink a lot of pineapple juice I don't really think that does anything I think it's just supposed to be like that right now like I can tell when a guy doesn't taste well like if they're eating too much fast food like that definitely contributes whatever is coming out of there and that's nasty it's like that episode of sex in the city when that guy had um funky tasting spunk not chill but anyways next um tips there's a lot of this is about like going down people tips on not giving a about my toxic manipulative ex being in a new relationship well if he was toxic and manipulative towards you then he's probably being toxic and nuts to the other girl so just like let him let him be crazy and like like it's her problem now and she'll probably find out the hard way it this sounds like a relief honestly i wouldn't be like these fucking men they're all toxic and manipulative tips on not giving a fuck i would just say distract yourself with other men it works i mean it's not like the best plan of action but like a good distraction will get you out of your head or like pick up knitting or something i feel like i'm being repetitive him okay tips to not be too much in your head when he's going down on you well after you have your let me purr and let me play you should just feel like you're coasting at that point also like i feel like girls have this like misconception that like guys are like grossed out by that or something trust me like he's probably so happy to be there he's probably so happy to be there in between your legs like he's having the best time of his life I promise you and if he's not then he's probably either gay or like 19 like doesn't know what he's doing like doing like the ABC thing like like some guys just like don't get it but if he's not into doing that like I promise you most guys are and if he's not then kick him to the curb but I don't think you should be in your head about it I know a lot of people that are in their head about it but like the more and more you do it you're just like whatever stay down there um how do you get rid of a clingy man stop replying to them i would just ignore a clingy man don't give him your address you just say bye i mean i don't even know i've had some clingy men in my day but I just ghosted them. I feel like that's the only way to approach a clingy man. They won't learn if you don't. You know. You can't reward bad behavior. I just like clingy men are like that gives me the fucking ick. It's not the vibes. Like don't you have a job? What are we doing clinging? Go to work. Okay last one. Would you rather have a threesome with two guys or a guy and another girl? that's a good question I think probably a guy and a girl I have done that many many times but I've always like wanted to like try two guys like once but I feel like that'd be over simulating like all the holes are just filled like that's a lot like how do you know like how do you know it's like the human centipede like it's like you're literally filled up like every crevice of your body like I would might I think I would combust like it would explode also like are they looking at each other are they high-fiving are they hugging like I don't want them kissing each other then I'll get thrown off like it's hot if it's two girls but like if it's two guys and like like their dicks are out like I don't know just like like what's going on hello but like yeah I would do it if I was like rolling face I would do it like I would absolutely do that but the opportunities never really present I feel like that's something you do in college like we're like what are we gonna do that like after zero bond or something here like like I don't I don't know what world that would happen unless I was like having an afters but there's like not that many hot guys I want to like have penetrate me. I'll let you guys know when that happens. I'm sure it'll happen at some point. Fuck, now I'm going to be like dreaming about this later. Maybe I'll like inquire with some men. But anyways, that was a fun, cute little episode, guys. I've been doing so many solos recently. and like I said they're kind of therapeutic and it just gives me like a you know platform to like ramble on about and say whatever the fuck is on the top of my mind a lot of it doesn't make sense I think but yeah this is fun and as always you can watch me on YouTube and then like subscribe tell your friends tell your mom tell your dad to call me and yeah love you all and I'll see you next week Thank you.